Thread 719030721

They don't have anything to do with either Italy nor Plumbing and weren't a thing in Donkye Kong either.

hishi akebono my beloved

I think SMB is supposed to be a dream sequence.

>>719030721 (OP)
That's a big hors

>>719031186
For you

>>719030878
The cutest

>>719031023
Bad Trip. And Mario is in a coma. Covered in hyper realistic blood

>>719031985
fat

>>719033569
boob fat

>>719030721 (OP)
why do jannies hate us

dios mio, un gigante!

>>719030721 (OP)
It's an Alice and Wonderland reference. Nips love that shit.

>Porn
>Twitter screenshots
>Actual generals with title and everything
Why is Uma the problem again?

UMA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MMA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA

>>719030721 (OP)
>>719030878
>>719031985
>>719034382
>>719033569
>"Eat your Donuts torena-san! I want you nice and plump!"

Which uma should I draw?

>>719034870
On-model, on-character Tachy

>>719034870
winning ticket yelling

do i build machikane as late or pace

>>719034870
Rudolf making a pun

You wouldn't change around your team for the final would you? After your trainees worked so hard to get you there?

>>719035206
Never. Not like I built alternate umas with dominator anyway.

>>719034870
Rice Shower getting euthanized

Could you beat her in a fight?

>>719035206
FUCK no. They earned that shit

>>719035438
Considering that brats are /fit/ as hell, no

>>719035206
They didn't really get me where I wanted so I have to make changes. That's how the sport works. Though I doubt everyone will drop the debuffers like people on here have been saying

Oh you little scamp.

>>719034382
>Giganto Uma Musume

https://youtu.be/WloedUmM0E0?si=Cnpo7WzXlH_oSMF-&t=54

>>719035438
no, but I bet I could beat her in a race! KWAB

Is the only way to have double Dominator without using the same strategy to make an End Closer Rudolf?

sounds like you just register your team then wait and everyone gets matched at once, there's no trying to meta the entry time for the final

>>719035963
>there's no trying to meta the entry time for the final
It's not like that was reliable either, I tried all the timezones anons said on here and I always met double Nature tryhards. No shitters

Wait grass has a sister? Is she playable? Is she cute?

>>719035947
my way is being happy with 3rd and anything else is a bonus at this point
Natie stays, I have a dommy Grass but she hasn't put in the same 80 races worth of legwork
It's all in matchmaking's hands

>>719036147
I guess you can make 2 Late Surgers but it's really risky

>>719036123
Round 1 was whatever, but round 2 wins were hard come by for me in the hours after reset. I saved the last 2 attempts for about 14 hours after reset on the 2nd day and went 5-0, 4-1. Sure, luck with opps, though they all had their own MLB Kitas and at least one debuffer.
Maybe those already qualified just spammed their tickets early, probably I just got lucky

>>719035206
Spe-Chan did her job (jobbing to my other runners even with 3 stamina skills). I spent today and yesterday training my wife to run in her stead, and she actually beat my ace to 1st once somehow. She's on the team.

>>719031985
screen shake erotic

Yo… who is this Uma? She a transfer student or something? She kinda cute…

>>719031985
need her to jump on me like that

>>719030721 (OP)
Bing bing wahoo

>>719036368
Or maybe I got unlucky, I must be the only one that never found enough shitters for A finals

>>719033906
Not only
350 replies BA thread was autosaged despite staying up for 20+ hours, today's janny is off his meds again

>>719030721 (OP)
I know this is NOT a Super Mario thread, but I'm going to answer OP's question anyway since since its a cool piece of trivia.
https://web.archive.org/web/20120515193312/http://www.1up.com/news/super-mario-bros-25th-miyamoto

>Cygames taking down SFW content too
They really gotta chill out.

>>719036846
Eating random mushrooms seems like an easy way to get poisoned and die

>>719036849
Good thing I saved his Akikawa drawing

>>719036846
I can't recall a single folk tale where someone gets lost in the magical woods and eats a mushroom, miyamoto is a druggie

>last attempt
Fuck this game, genuinely

>>719036849
>Uma has a surprisingly sizable female playerbase
tf?

>>719037208
Skiiiiiiiiiiiiiill Issssssssssssssssssue

>>719036849
i hope its a fake email, cygames needs to go bankrupt

>>719036849
so THIS is the real reason why the jannies have a vendetta against these threads. They're under duress from Hiro, and by extension the Yakuza

finals got me feeling nervous ngl

>>719037252
>surprisingly sizable female playerbase
Horse industry would have gone bankrupt the moment cars got invented if girls didn't exist

Is Rice any good? It seems like such a bitch to train her and I don’t know if it’s worth it

>>719037208
Same happened to me, let us cope together

>>719037486
Not yet I don't think. Her 20% training boost is in guts which isn't trained at all currently so she's behind pretty much all others from that point
She does get a long gold recovery at level 5, but then you have Creek who has Maestro innate and ult and runs longs as well, for example

>>719037582
I got 2nd in all 3 and lost by a nose twice
I'm crashing the fuck out rn

Signups are open

>>719034637
>a few years later

>>719037478
Once you accept everything is out of your control, you'll feel a lot better.

I felt nervous for Shadowverse GP Finals because it's only one shot and I can only blame myself if I lose. Uma finals means i'm fully at the mercy of whatever RNG decides for me because even whales with 1200/1200/1200 horses are getting fucked by mediocre shit because RNG said so.

>>719037668
Forgor pic. I've given her a fair go

Umamusume would be more popular than Fortnite if Cygames didn't persecute and oppress futa horse cock enjoyers.

Are you winning son?

I'm not ready for finals bros...

>>719037903
wow what an original team

>>719037715
I've been having a mental breakdown this week as well some anons thankfully gave me some words of wisdom about how we still made it and we did our best

>>719037792
First actual feeder response I get, nice

just don't late start. that's all i ask now

>>719037963
Actual pure coincience that they turned out to be meta. Tachy is my wife so of course she is running and I had a few good golshis from making one for team trials whilst grinding fans for her during golshi week. Nice nature I just slapped in there as I didn't have any other decent medium runner and had a half-assed debuffer one.

>>719038235
>Actual pure coincience that they turned out to be meta.
Haha yea, absolute pure coincidence that everyone trained the same three horses.

>>719038102
The first? Weird. Anyway, that's one of my favorite horny images.

>>719038287
I saw an awful lot more Oguris than Agneses in A
Save salt for the whales

>>719038287
Except I've barely seen any tachys. Most are running golshi, nice nature / grass wonder and fatty in my experience. If you want to be butthurt at an anon for lucking into a meta build then have fun I guess lol.

>>719037668
>>719037810
Thanks. I have both her and Biwa untouched and I feel bad about it, but not bad enough to waste TP on a run that will end poorly.

Putting your shitpost in surprise boxes doesn't make it any better. You're as bad as the furfags and the other schizo that keeps trying to derail everything into horsecocks.

>>719037668
To be fair, I feel like innate Maestro isn't as good in certain situations, but it depends on if you're running a pace chaser or not. If you do, it feels like you'd want innate Race Planner since that's the only one you can't get from support cards.

I tell you what that horse ain't right.

>>719035206
If you don't perform, you get benched

>>719038420
>I've barely seen any tachys
If it's not an Oguri it's a Tachy

>>719030721 (OP)
Shiggy is a stoner.

Mushroom: Psylocibin
Fire Flower: Marijuana
Starman: LSD (or maybe MDMA)

>>719038803
>he benches umas instead of sticking eith the same 3 for the entite tourney
You are not worthy to call yourself a traina-san.

>>719037252
There is a decent amount of artists drawing self insert female traner x uma art.

>>719038947
I tell you, if the plane with all my umas crashes and they were at home they still won't run

>>719037903
Feels like 25% chance to win assuming competition is even stronger in final.

I dont have taishin, would mcqueen/golshi/nature be a viable team comp for Gemini cup?

>got grade A on qualifiers
>couldn't even enter grade B thanks to whales and bad moods on semifinals
great, see you niggers in 2 weeks after I create the sweatiest golshi

Isn't it retarded that you have 2 days for prelims, 2 days for semis but only 12 hours for finals? Why do you even have to sign up for finals anyway?

>>719036498
Cute mob uma

>>719034870
Mommy Seeking The Pearl giving headpats

I'm literally shaking.

>>719039390
Damn, that's rough.

>>719039608
You should.

>>719036849
>/umag/ celebrating corpo censorship
cuck general. id understand if it was actually nsfw

Are you guys running debuffs? You were definitely lying when you said you have to drop them

>>719039778
Natie deserves her chance at glory in the finals.

>>719039778
I only have Dominator on Rudolf and I usually put that on when I don't have other decent skills to get on her.

>>719039676
Special FRAUD could never defeat the ashen BEAST of kasamatsu

>>719037153
Same. That one is tops.

>>719039770
the vg general is just baiting tho

>>719039778
Imma have to.
I sure everyone will bring their nice nature to fuck people up.

Got Scarlet to 3* yesterday from the CM reward goddess statues.
Decided to send her against Vodka today; she popped every goddamn skill and won by distance.
Vodkabros, your response?

>>719040248
>Tachyon isn't even on the picture

>>719030721 (OP)
>Horsegacha is the new touhou where they have to take refugee in barely tangent OP topic not to be deleted on sight.
Funny how that happens

>>719040163
I saw an S rank Vodka in Team Trials today
she came in 9th

>>719035874
On that day, toreinas received a grim reminder. We lived in fear of Giganto Umamusume

>>719040123
wtf is that 4 legged thing

>>719030721 (OP)
Afghani-instating tip

>2 cuties + 1 big cuties = big win
>2 big cuties + 1 cutie = win

>>719030721 (OP)
Popeye eats spinach, Mario eats mushrooms.

>>719040248
>2 of the umas at the back are frontrunners
>Meanwhile Golshi is already near the front
Fucking staminalets, when will they learn

>>719039778
I'm running two (Nice Nature and Agnes Tachyon) after I dropped my Gold Ship because her performance was really bad (very rarely gets into the top 3).

>>719040123
HARIKITTE IKOU

>>719039853
>>719040094
>>719040579
>Group B finals will be even more cancerous than Round 2 of Group A

The face of the franchise.

>>719033906
I assure you it's not just jannies.

>>719040473
The small cutie would feel intimidated by two bigs.

>shitload of whites
>acceptable pink
>dogshit blue thus useless
How do you have the will to keep grinding grandparents after this? This mechanic is cancer.

>>719040665
It's gonna be hilarious, all the debufferfags that couldn't make it are out for blood and will take no prisoners
I wish I could watch the onslaught

Is this ass wonder a good parent with all those white sparks? The grandparent out of frame is a 3 speed 3 medium rudolf with no white sparks

>>719040787
Just wait for the next two spark upgrade events. It'll only take one year.

>>719040957
It's decent, but you still want 9* parents so you don't have to rely on white sparks to inherit good stats.

>>719040957
Only if you're building a turf, medium late racer. It's a lot better if you get matching pink sparks unless they are 3*, like say a 7* medium parent.

Her casual outfit is so hideous, what was she thinking?

>>719041719
I like her a lot, shame I won't get to pull her in her actual banner

>>719041719
my daughter is lazy and doesn't care about fashion

>>719041719
thats a boy

Do NOT open

>>719039390
Alright, I'll be expecting pics of this sweaty Golshi.

>>719040123
does someone ride him on a track once in a while? seems like kitasan needs it

>>719041991
>long phone icon
Kek, didn't even notice that before.

>>719041719
It shows that she doesn't need fashion to look cute

Go back to Umaddit

>>719041991
>the receiver is long even on a smartphone icon
fucking kek

>>719041719
It's cute though. Ryan's the worst IMO, looks like something she pulled out of grandma Mejiro's wardrobe last minute.

>>719040957
>No stamina spark
Pretty useless for the next CM specifically

Is it a bad idea to try breeding for sparks without the good parent umas?
Should I try throwing some rolls at the current banner to fill my roster? (Have about 28k carats saved so far)
At the moment I have a 6*pow3*stam and 8*pow parent but I'm not sure if that's sufficient for gemini cup.

>>719042231
Are you sure? If you want to hit 1200 stam you'll want to run 3+ stam cards which means less speed rainbows.

>>719041719
Don't talk shit about my daughter's casual wear; you fucking jeet pedo

>>719040490
Yeah, this is probably it.

>>719041719
It's cute. Meanwhile Rudolf dresses like she's 40 years older

>name a honse Still in Love
>it becomes a yandere show schizos out when she sees her oneitis in a relationship and then fucking dies

Are horse names powerful curses?

>>719042746
But Anon, she IS one of the oldest

>>719041719
Hahhhh.... I want to rape Seiun Sky....

>>719030721 (OP)
This might be the best undercover thread we've ever made

>>719042780
>yandere
Real Still in Love fans are sick of your media illiteracy. Do better!

>>719042780
nomen omen

>50% winrate on A finals
AIEEEEEEEEEEEE GOLSHI SAMAAAA SAVE MEEE!!

Best casual outfit coming through, if you disagree you're fucking gay

>>719042306
It's never really worth it to roll on anything without sparking, however you have many 1-2* unlocks still so you are likely to expand your roster with a 10 pull or 2. You are unlikely to get the parent you want though
How are your cards looking? You need cards AND sparks to build enough stats for Gemini
So if you need cards, it's save to spark on Kita rerun.
If you don't need cards, it's wait until the spark-anyone banner in January
Neither of those safe options help with Gemini
I'd just keep grinding. I'm still using parents from the early days
Power is supposedly not very useful for the cup either so you'd much rather have stam, or even spe for this one as you'll be training stam so much
I have good (F2P) cards and a large selection of 9* parents, but I think I'm going to struggle to build for it anyway
Also there's some trainee tickets as prizes if you're in the current finals

>>719043072
I guess Still in Love she isn't a REAL yandere. She didn't break into the jockey's house and trample his GF in the bed then force him to mate with her on her mangled corpse.

She just wussed out and snapped mentally and died from rotted intestines from all the stress of not being her fated one's beloved.

>>719043145
Lumberjack

>>719043145
Doto may have the numbers but Shuttle looks fucking massive on everything

Why are scarlet and vodka relegated to a bunch of joke side characters in the anime? Their rivalry could fuel a whole season.

>>719043403
>rivalry
You mean their yuri relationship

>>719043437
die in a fire, we lost delicious brown because of your kind

>>719036838
/vg/ exists for a reason.

>>719043351
shuttle uses push ups to make her tits look even bigger because she's an exhibitionist slut while doto is ashamed of her massive jugs

>>719043072
Err...Yandere are mentally ill girls. As the word is literally a combination of "ill love". Nu-weebs and vtumors fans are retarded.

>>719043403
Because they made the anime with whatever horse they had the licenses of and most of them where from the "golden generation". Vodka, Scarlet and Gold Ship were from entirely different eras and I believe they didn't had enough horses to make a cast out of those back then

>>719042306
Roll for seiun sky when you have the spark ready, you can fill up your roster and she's meta

>Read that Gemini Cup is coming up
>Decide to start grinding the Umas for it
>First Gold Ship I make is goated
oh my god

I hate /vg/ so much. The last time I saw anything useful there was for New Vegas and the fallout 4 avatar fags were trying to get it deleted. In Uma it's nothing but infighting really shit takes.

>>719043072
This shit is like saying Scarlet isn't a tsundere
>"Mooouuuu~"

I assume once we get a CM of every Zodiac sign, they'll rotate indefinitely? I'd love to win the Taurus Cup with Umas I actually like

>>719044015
Ideally you'd have at least one more gold recovery.

People keeping posting about which horse has the biggest milkers, but which has the fattest ass?

>>719030721 (OP)
that mushroom in particular gave me a fetish

>>719042056
just for you, my negro
https://files.catbox.moe/ikxpft.png

I like those odds!

>>719044237
That shirt is about to get Fuji'd

>>719031023
>>719032757
Donkey Kong, Mario Bros. And Wrecking Crew are the only games that actually happened. There are no mushrooms in those games and Mario and Luigi are working men. Eventually the stress of thankless manual labour day in and day out gets to them and they turn to psychedelics, and haven't been sober since the first Super Mario Bros.

Now that global is out cygames should make the winner of international races like the Kentucky derby into umas and hold a joint celebration. Its literally free money.

>>719044264
The truth is all umas have a fat ass, yes even the tiny ones like Teio.

>>719043403
Because the main uma anime is more slice of life compared to the movie and Cinderella Gray

How does the final round registration work?
Do I have to lock in my team immediately?

>>719044015
>859 speed, 512 power
NGMI even if the stamina's that high.

>>719044264
the one directly in your trainee's way on the final stretch

>>719039770
to be honest you need to be a massive cuck to still play cygames shit

god bless mihoyo saved us from their jewery

SAY
HER
NAME

>>719040123
>Bro we gotta run now bro
>It's the middle of the day and you just ate? harikitte ikou!!!
What's his problem? Can't a horse just chill?

>>719044550
Problem is, global is several years behind the JP version and they probably don't want to disrupt the content release schedule by simultaneously releasing something on both servers
If they ever start adding non-japanese umas, I doubt it'll happen until we've caught up to JP

>>719043932
>>719043240
I'd say my cards are okay, got 3lb Kita and most of the good speed/stam SRs at least 2lb. Maybe I could've pulled on Creek but then I'd be completely dry
Was planning on waiting for the january banner to spark but thats quite a long time to cope with no horses, especially since some of the upgraded 2 and 1 stars seem pretty important to have for breeding especially
I completely forgot to mention I still have the 3* selector, was planning to use it to get someone I didnt get after sparking. Would any of them be super helpful to get right now for gemini cup, or till january/seiun sky? Between Oguri/Taiki/Maru/Rudolf I assume

>>719044858
https://voca.ro/18l3G1Er3XL0

>>719044858
Sex Sexo

>>719044964
You have excellent support cards wtf, go pull some umas

the finals aren't over yet, this is not the time to fall prey to lewds
unless you're out already, then go ahead

>>719045125
>Still in Love will never pin you against the stable walls with her powerful hind quarter until you satisfy her lifted tail

>>719045125
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4neasyLV4WA
They knew exactly what they were doing with these moans.

>>719045229
Me but this game has yakuza so there is no lewds.

What do you think would be your umawife's favorite vidya?

>>719045338
trauma center

>>719045250
I hope she gets a wedding outfit.

>>719045338
That's a good question. Gang Beasts?

>>719040787
Save this horse for upgrades

>>719045376
you're making a joke but women love that game

>>719037163
Its a trope that probably originates from Alice in Wonderland, though Miyamoto explicitly claims that's not where the idea came from so I don't know.

So what do you have to build for the next cup? The Google Doc says 1 Pace Chaser like Daiwa and McQueen + 2 End Closers

>>719045531
No wonder air groove is feeling awful rudolf stole her fucking titties jesus christ.

>>719045338
Hello Kitty Island Adventure

>>719042746
rudolf is kinda sexy bros...

>>719043145
Maruzensky is my personal favorite but Taiki is a close second

>>719044015
>859 speed
>Only one gold recovery

ngmi

>>719044858
silly shrine kitsune

>>719044015
S Turf and S long is good, too bad you dont have enough speed

>>719044858
>has charms on both ears
...

intersex??

>>719045398
Probably the best at any kusoge party game like that

>>719044264
still mommy creek

Cafe is kind of cute, I never noticed

>>719046009
Why is this McDonald's employee at the beach?

This is a Blue Archive raid, btw.

>>719041719
MEANWHILE

THIS IS AN OFFICIAL STATEMENT FROM TRACEN ACADEMY TO ALL TRAINERS

Starting today witches are exempt from eating vegetables during lunch time. Please immediately stop telling me and others to eat them.

Thank you!

>>719045338
Flight Simulator and The Sims.

>>719046068
I'm not taking a mood down, eat your fucking vegetables.

how badly am i going to lose in the finals?

>>719046068
EAT YOUR VEGETABLES AND APPOLOGIZE YOU LIL' SHIT

How is (you)r club doing?

>>719046068
I think you should eat your vegetables.

>>719046118
That's a fucking nuts golshi what are you talking abou-
>no medium S
2nd place

>>719046068
I AM NOT RISKING A RACE JUST BECAUSE YOU REFUSE TO EAT YOUR STUPID VEGGIE

>>719046068
What if I cum on them first?

>>719046210
yeah thats the problem, i fucking never get the S in distance or turf.

>>719046068
>Me
Hello, Fuji Kiseki? Yeah, this one right here

>>719046065
The fact that she wears plain human pants with her tail sticking out is kinda sexo

>>719046164
/v/ma is doing well, I expect us to break into the 700s before the end of the month

>>719046164
I'm not in any at the moment

>>719046164
I can't join a club for another 45 minutes.

>>719030721 (OP)
mushroom kingdom

>>719046394
why is she like this?

>>719046164
1300-1400 I'll hop next month

>>719046725
Horse Autism.

So my fellow anons that also didn't make it to the finales. You taking a break to do runs you want to do before getting ready for the next cm?

>>719046725
She's kinda useless so she probably just bought the first pair of pants she found and didn't even check if they were for umamusume.

i heard this was the thread

What was the retention range for Class 6 last week?

>>719046864
Difference between 5'4" and 5'6" wearing heels.

>>719046972
around 476k

>>719046972
IDK, I had 495,000-ish. I think it was in the 460-475 range.

Should I try to raise a Suzuka Ace for the final round or should I stick with double debuffers?

>>719045338
Sunset Riders

>>719046992
>>719047040
I'm so fucking scared (highest score ever)

>>719047116
You'll probably be fine. This is probably obvious, but if you need a win look for the opponent and your own horses to have low moods and use a pleasing parfait.

>Matefucker has a costume event that can give charming
Huh

i'm having trouble keeping up with all the career runs required to clear these events bros

>>719047320
It's like the accelerated schedule forces you to play more...

>>719047116
I got demoted.

>>719047363
yeah...i hate it

>>719046725
Tachyon buys all her clothes online (going out shopping takes too much time) and she probably doesn't bother to check if the clothes are designed for umamusume
It explains why her lab coat is so big and the collar on her casual clothes are scissored

>>719047450
Same, but 150 carats is 150 carats.

>Saw my normie coworkers playing uma a couple of days ago
>Worked up the courage to talk to them about it
>Now have work friends
Uma musume is friendship game!

>>719047116
I'm full F2P, Team Trials is easy.

Always choose the top option when selecting opponents and then check the enemy umas, if most of them have mood down, awful or normal, you Food yourself.

There are also a ton of Wit chads that are easy to beat, you'll run into one of them at some point.

Also check your umas after the race, if they ended in 5th or lower place, do a career run and try to make them better. Getting top 3 will get you a shit ton of points, doesn't matter if your uma is 1st place, as long as the other 2 spot are yours, then you have the advantage point wise

>>719044640
>>719044716
grASS wonder's fat ass....

I got into class 6 on accident idk how i got the points for that i'm not gonna survive bros...

>>719047116
Is it better to go for the top opponent if I want to aim for higher scores? There's a bigger risk of losing since they have stronger horses so I just stick to the middle opponent but I always rank down from class 6 even if I can easily rank up again after ranking down.

>>719047582
Mobile games are social games, a large part of why play them is to talk to others about it and make friends based on a shared interest.

Too bad that the vast majority of 4chan is gigaspergs that think they're too good for socializing or interacting with other human beings so they'll never enjoy that.

>>719047671
There is literally 0 reason to choose middle or bottom, Team Trials isn't about winning, it's about points and the top opponent will always give you a ton of points.

>>719046065
i think her outfit is cute...

>>719047660
Getting to Class 6 alone is good for carats.

>>719047707
> the vast majority of 4chan is gigaspergs that think they're too good for socializing or interacting with other human beings
truuuuuu on god just like me frfr

How exactly does nice nature debuff the others during the race?

>>719047707
I'm just ugly and strange so nobody likes me

I assume if I want to show off this anime, should I just outright just recommend Cinderella Gray and maybe the movie and NTR afterward?

>>719047582
>normalfag coworkers saw me playing uma a couple of days ago
>worked up the courage to try and explain myself
>now they look at me with disgust
Uma musume is a ostracization game...

>>719048030
she uses her aura

>>719048087
>that one screencap of an anon that got caught playing Blue Archive and was reported to HR because of it

>>719048078
Cinderella Gray is a good start if you want normie people to get into it, or just the movie desu

>>719048030
she farts really hard

>>719030721 (OP)
I don't think they thought about it too hard when they made Jump Man on the NES

>>719048030
She tells them about the sex she has with her trainer.

>>719047707
My coworker's interests are going to the club and getting wrecked, and watching slop with their girlfriends and spending money on them by taking them to fancy posh restaurants.
They are good guys but them and I have almost nothing in common regarding interests. They did watch Solo Leveling and popular anime though. but conversation about that ended when I said I read the manwha and thought it was shit

>>719045776
That's my daughter.

>>719048393
>but conversation about that ended when I said I read the manwha and thought it was shit
I mean yea if you tell me something I liked was shit then that discussion died there because now I know I can't talk about that with you
People do that on this site so much where they'll enter a thread of something they don't like to talk about how much they hated it and I don't know what sort of response they are expecting

>>719048215
Yeah, I was thinking just that. I rewatch the entire series, and Season 1 feels way too safe, not to mention everything just align for Spe. While 2 is consider great, it just felt odd pushing Spe aside for two horse that never really much in Season 1 and go full Broken Leg >skip a year >broken leg >etc while Spe turns into a one noted horse girl that wants to fuck SS. I don't even want to talk about Season 3.

>Promoted to Class 6
>Demoted to Class 5
>Promoted to Class 6
>Demoted to Class 5
Is it gonna be like this forever?

>>719048393
>but conversation about that ended when I said I read the manwha and thought it was shit
You sound autistic anon

>>719040123
>Friendship Training with kitasan
The game really is based on reality

>>719048751
Sometimes you'll get to stay in class 6 because you hit a witmaxxer and go 1-2-3 in every race

First time got a win in a room match for the upcoming pvp long race top kek.

>>719048479
but she DID win....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hjExDi87oDE

>>719048801
the hell is up with that, anyway?

>>719040123
Harikitte ikou!

So, any tips on building umas for the next CM?

>>719044910
he's still mad that he never got to beat durachad

>>719048479
>>719048867
>wins
>get 20 rounds of mood downs and contemplated committing suicide
What a strange horse

>>719048907
witmaxxing

>>719048907
Gutsmaxxing

>>719048907
End Closers with maxed stamina and a bunch of recovery skills

Your favorite uma is a SLUT

TAIKI SHUTTLE DESU

what's Umanko

>>719049315
the only virgins are the ones that kwabbed themeselves and died early like gold city, suzuka and rice VILLAIN

>>719049315
This image says my uma, the devourer of bananas, is pure though

>>719049315
Falcon is pure because she fumbles every romantic opportunity ever to the point where the community always makes fun of her for it

>>719049409
Nothing much, what's umanko with you?

>>719046068
>mood down

If your trainee gets...excited after a race. Is it your job to help her...cross the finish line?

>Advanced to Group B Final Round
is dis good? or am i a shitter

What would the uma version of the 2 man horse costume be

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=quN4xQ6z_N0
Bros why did we get an incomplete game?

>>719049315
Oh yeah? What's she doing in the "Pure" tier, then?

>>719049645
Two niggas in a trenchcoat

Just lost the cup. Was it fucking worth it to just not making it into the finals in either group? Maybe I should have gone to group B earlier...

Uma Musume is an NTR game

>>719049719
Correct
We love NTR in here

>>719049719
Correct this is NTR's game

I HATE NTR

>>719049315
I want to deflower Suzuka

>>719049315
SHE IS NOT

>>719034575
I don't understand how Double Accelerator is a 1 star Uma with that design. One of my favorite characters of the game can't wait till she's added

>>719049719
WHERE IS NTR? I DON'T SEE HER IN THE BANNER SELECTION

>>719049571
What's up with people saying he cucks herself in her career? I don't have her

>>719049848
t. fraudpera

>>719049315
>Suzuka
>Spe
>McQueen
>pure
pick one and ONLY one

>>719049851
Why exactly? The only thing in her mind is running forever.

>>719049942
She doesn't "cuck herself"
Not everything is about cuck this or cuck that you brain rotted idiot

She just fumbles romantic opportunities and never gets the chance to confess to her trainer while others are more forward with it or end up confessing one way or another

Getting a fucking groundwork uma using groundwork parents/grandparents is seemingly harder than training one from scratch. Fuck my luck man.

>>719049937
Hey where did Tazuna get those fake ears

When is the most ideal time to queue?

>>719049510
based white woman horse he just like me fr fr

>>719050091
in 10 hours when the races open idk

What is so good about NTR anyways? She looks like a generic copy/paste horse girl you need as filler in X races in Career mode.

>>719050028
>Autistic introvert
>Autistic introvert
>Autistic introvert
All of them are pure.

>>719050167
Funny name

>>719050167
i like the scene where she cries :)

>>719050167
Nice girl with big titties and ass.

>>719049315
I can tell you don't own Taiki and thus have never done her career. She is the purest Uma in the game.

>>719047582
>meet up with old friends after not seeing each other for a long time
>mention umamusume
>they mention they saw northern lion play it
>ask me if i have an oshi (it's TM Opera O)
>also ask me what an oshi is
>mfw im in the middle of a restaurant explaining horse idol track and field game

>>719050290
Taiki wants to make PURE AMERICAN UMAS!

>>719050167
>What is so good about NTR anyways?
NTR is the thinking man's horse

>>719049719
>>719049813
>>719049814
I'll kill you NTR.

>>719050136
IF YOU SABOTAGE MY TEAM I WILL FUCK YOU LIKE A PIG
NOW ARE YOU A RUSHER
OR A LATE STARTER
OR ARE YOU GONNA RACE ON MY FUCKING TIME

>>719050336
With her husband(me) which makes her pure.

>>719050395
I don't remember posting this.

>>719047660
You'll go back and forth and benefit from it. Don't worry about it.

>>719050395
Hello, me. Meet the real me.

>>719050290
>American
>Pure

>>719050438
>Come on, Grassy! Eat your burger like a real american!
>B-but it's not grorious nipponse food, Taiki-san
>Stop being a damn weeb! Eat the burger!

Do later scenarios have different stories for each Uma or is it always the same just with whatever the scenario gimmick is tacked on?

>>719050438
>Eat your sushi, Apollo

>>719050843
GolSHIT
OgurIGGER
and MY FUCKING HERO

>Only useful in the shortest track
>Annoying social media influencer
Why does anyone like her?

>>719049887
because the IRL Twin Turbo was kind of a jobber

>>719050783
>>719050843
I don't know if having the knowledge from the JP server was a blessing or a curse in this case

>>719046394
could you imagine people fetishizing zettai ryouiki but for uma tails

>>719051051
because she's a bratty tease that loves (You)

>>719051051
I like her less since her and Ticket share a ton of 3D assets.

>>719049315
top cun is a slute for me only

>>719048907
golshi again I'm afraid

retard here, whats the difference between velocity and acceleration

>>719051380
around three bits and a bob

>>719041719
Unfortunately not all casuals were created equally.

>>719046394
>>719046725
mambo does it too she just cuts open a hole in her hatsfor her ears

>>719051479
did you learn that in a tiktok or a youtube short?

>>719051380
how fast and how quick you become fast

>>719046164
der/v/ is like halfway dead but i dont mind that much desu

>>719051380
>Velocity
Increases your speed
>Acceleration
Increases the rate that your speed increases

>>719046164
I joined one of the /vg/ ones and I suspect everyone is brown because nobody talks

>>719051062
>Can't run as anything besides Front Runner because he didn't like getting overtaken
>Can't run shorter races because he was bad at starting which would lead to getting overtaken fast
>Can't run longer races because he had poor stamina
>Every race had to be all or nothing
What a funny creature honestly

>>719046164
They keep requesting shoes often and then filling those requests too fast

>>719051527
Her comic

>>719051690
stuff like this is why nobody talks
the average 4channer is a literal retard that can't make a single post without signaling how autistic they are and I want nothing to do with retards like you, I'm just here for the rewards.

>>719051465
those fucking socks on Helios absolutely ruin it

>>719034468
this

>>719046164
I joined a random club cuz the name was funny and we ended up in the 200-300s.
This is my strategy for every gacha game.

>Long spark didn't proc
It is so fucking over

>>719046164
Asking for Dirt Shoes all the time. I have pretty much none left.

>>719030721 (OP)
Italian cooking uses mushrooms.

>>719046164
Better than the last one. At least people actually request shoes in my current club.

Is there a limit to how many white sparks your Uma can have? The most I’ve seen is 9

>>719052087
>only one gold recovery
It was never going to be the run anyway

>>719051781
Why even join a 4ch club if you don’t want to talk? Just join a high rating..:

>>719049626
you are top of the shitters, the cream of the crap

>>719052347
The social UI in most gachas is cancer and many words are blocked to the point of severe inconvenience.

How much do skills get better when they level up?

>>719031985
That's the ASL sign for candy.

>>719049714
>Was it fucking worth it to just not making it into the finals in either group?
Of course not group B finals would've gotten you 500 gems and 4 pull tickets minimum. I'm afraid it's over for you.

>spend carats on TP
>bad RNG leads to shit run
>money literally stolen
how is this legal

>>719049315
What if my favorite uma is pure slut?

>>719053619
>>spend carats on TP
FUCKING WHY

>>719053619
>be stupid
>got punished for it
>go cry on a Mongolian basket weaving board
How is this legal?

>>719053769
DONT BRING MONGOLIANS TO UMAS

Umas rule the world in all the ways that matter. Think about it! Humans need to rise u-

Is this a good deck for the Gemini cup?

>>719049315
>Bakushin
>Rudolf
w-what

>>719054214
I fucking hate Maxx cc so god damn much

>>719040389
at least are threads aren't a discord circlejerk that doesn't discuss the games and and are just spamming tired inside jokes like /v/hu threads

>>719054214
You retard, where's your Black Lotus?

>>719054214
swap maxx c with ash if you plan to run debuffer

>>719030721 (OP)
glad we keep getting more BIG Uma content

>>719054453
>caring about Fortnite: the card

I swear to fucking christ the game is rigged to make you lose 1/3 triple crown races

>>719034870
Mihono Bourbon, but as an evil cyborg with actual robot parts. Bonus points if she's racing our good universe Bourbon.[/spoiler[

>>719054563
>fairness
>in a gacha

>>719054214
>maxx c gold skill gives you a boost every time your opponents trigger a skill in the final sprint
BROKEN

Why is she so worried lads?

>>719054563
just use brian bro

I think you should eat your vegetables.

>>719054892
She's a human woman in a world where umas exist

Show your entries for the final!

>>719045338
Ken Griffey Baseball for the SNES, but she always loses to her cousin at it for some reason

>>719054892
She's looking at my erection

>>719054563
wouldn't say rigged but it feels weighted to some degree,

>>719045338
>Creek
Probably none because she is too busy coddling kids. She doesn't seem the vidya type, not even Animal Crossing/Sim tier games.

>>719055164
Soul

>>719055164
>Taishin
Stay far away from me in the Gemini cup

>>719055309
You should be afraid of goldships not Taishin

I don't know why everyone is fearmongering Taishin when she's so ass to raise optimally

>>719051690
tried to talk once and game wouldn't let me. couldn't be arsed to try to figure out what letter combination was triggering it (no i wasn't swearing or saying nigger, faggot, etc)

>>719053873
actually I was thinking about the history of uma world.

since horses don't exist that means cavalry heavy armies were probably lead not by humans but by umas. so the mongols were probably led by an uma who's based on genghis khan's horse.

why do you have to register if you already qualified

>>719055503
In case you trained a better uma in the meantime.

>>719055503
You register the girls you want to race if you managed to make any better racists. Otherwise it's just going to autopick your last time.

>>719055030
My Spe has a higher win rate than the SSS Oguri Fat for some reason.

>>719055545
>>719055547
why is it not like before where you just pick your guys and then immediately start racing

>>719055030
i didnt feel like trying that much

>>719055030
THE WHALES WILL FALL
WE ARE ALL GONNA MAKE IT

>>719055648
Because finals is a one off and they want everyone to race at the same time instead of all the whales going first and then you trying to sneak in a first in shitter hours

>>719055590
>he doubted the chudmader

>>719055713
SEKAI SAIKYOU WA?

>>719055030
Either my ace wins. Or this team fails. There is no in between.

>>719055590
Our supreme commander....lead /v/ to victory!

>All group A finalist
Where are the B shitters?

I just watched road to the top and need to get Admire Vega right now and comfort her and cherish her and tell her it's all going to be OK.
What a fucked up story.

>>719054563
Bourbon...

what the fuck is wrong with western artists

>>719055767
SHOURI DESSSSS

>>719055728
oh so everyone gets matched right after the registration period ends? that makes sense

hope whoever gets lumped up with me is happy with their 1st/2nd prizes, I luckshitted my way here hard

>>719055813
Refusal to run meta leads me to Group B. Pretty comfy.

pls dont pick up your horse. they don't like that. especially in front of cameras

>>719055813
My wife, my hero, and Thirdship.

>>719055865
After grinding hard and getting gud, it really hits hard for some artists that their taste is shit.
Personally I don't dislike that trainer, McQueen does seem like she'd go for a bad boy, but it's just odd seeing someone like that being a trainer. Like imagine going to a school and seeing that as a teacher. It's not meshing. But that's fine, he's good at drawing, but not good at getting called out for his non-standard taste.

>>719055865
Theyve done nothing wrong

Why is she so smug bros?

>>719056249
What a peculiar band.

Do umas have a heat cycle like real horses?

I don't care anymore

>>719056350
:(

I can't view Goldship sexually

>>719056350
:(

>>719056350
it do be like that

>>719056431
Me neither. I realize she has big tits and a great body, but the personality is too lolsorandumb for me.

>>719056431
the hat is too powerful

>>719056154
>get hit with a DMCA which may or may not be fake
>Instead of trying to resolve the situation peacefully
>completely crash out and make the western community look bad
the shit he says doesnt even make sense. cygames doesnt force people to make art so how is it treating its creators badly?

>>719056431
You just know she has a chinese fingertrap in her vagina

>>719056350
>Mood Down
>AWFUL

>>719056431
Hair down goldship is pure sexo though.

>>719056350
I trained and used my favorite horses instead of being a metafag, i take my loss with pride

>>719056350
You need to care, trainersan. All umas love it when you give them car-rots.

>>719056535
id be pissed too if some fag (allegedly) reported my SFW art but no one batted an eye at all the yuri shit. someone speculated its probably a woman so the reaction makes more sense.
and theres ALOT worse fucking shit ive seen twittertroons do that makes the "western community look bad"

>>719055030
I'd been using McQueen as my pace chaser in the previous rounds, but I figure that if I'm gonna lose anyways then I may as well lose with my favourite
The only debuffer on this team is Rudolf.

>>719056783
it's a woman drawing uma x lads shit
all I can say to that is good riddance

>>719056249
Nice, I almost have the same team.

>>719055865
Not all non-japanese artists are bad. Being spiteful with fanart is unforgivable thoughever

whos career should i do for my daily

>>719057763
Winning Ticket

>promoted to class 6
>win 4/5 races in my first team race
>IN DEMOTION RANGE
okay...?

>>719057763
The one you didn't unlock the hot spring, yet

>>719054214
If you're not making a debuffer, sure. If you are, you should use Ash Blossom 100% of the time.

>>719057976
thats literally all of them..

>>719057951
Yeah that's the Class 6 experience. Sometime you'll get less points from winning than losing even with similar stats.

>>719057951
its all about the points, even over winning

This game is so incredibly gay for not letting me buy TP refills in the daily pop up shop I just want to play god damn it

>>719058282
A connection error occured.

>>719030721 (OP)
Martinet-nostalgic tip

>>719055503
You prep your team for the finals. When the actual finals starts, your team is locked in with what you chose today, you can't change team on the day of the finals.

>>719057951
Maintaining your position in Class 6 is rather "paypig-tier" since you need a lot of leveled up support cards in order to get all the extra points

>>719048962
>wins
>shits herself in fear and anger over a horse that finishes 5th
What is her problem?

>>719059398
mare moment

>>719059398
Suzuka is just that beautiful

>>719056992
Bourbon is strong. I rolled her during her banner, but never got her.

Bakushin!

>>719057910
b+ uma, 1* guts spark. daily done.

I gotta admit, some of the horsegirl songs have entered my daily rotation

>No unqualified anons so far
Congrats to all the anons who made it!

>>719060002
Why not A

>>719056535
>resolve
theres no resolving this, these pretentious umapolice has been doing this for years, abusing the "rules" even taking down SFW, it made a lot of artist just stop drawing uma

>>719060212
Several people didn't get to finals if not more.

>>719060369
And that's why they gifted Japanese culture to Koreans on a silver plater. Nips are so fucking dumb.

>>719060212
who are you quoting?