DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHBBBBBBBBBBBBYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

>>719785991
UOH DABHY

>>537832954
BWO????

RUN YOUR DAHBYS

I fucking wish I could make retard's PC's emit one million volts straight into these fuckers testicle whenever they pick up ammo while being almost full leaving some poor fucker who's been chugging along on red ammo for the whole match to suffer

>>537694046
BWO YOUR DARBY?

>>719206763
I just don't think there's time to get PERFECT grandparents before the next CM when it's like 2 weeks away. That's the best spark I've gotten in the 1 week I've been trying to make grandparents so if it takes me another week to make another grandparent and then make the parent herself I've got no time to train Aces so I think I will just use her.
This accelerated schedule sucks ass.

>daily 3 runs done
>another day of no useable sparks
I don't know how much longer I can go on with this shit

>>536819574
IKUZOOOOOOO

I ONLY HAVE 20 CLOCKS LEFT THIS IS NOT GOOD

>>536698297
TICKET GO TO DERBY WAAAAHHHH

>spend carats on TP
>bad RNG leads to shit run
>money literally stolen
how is this legal

>>536591008
EXPLODE

>lose because being blocked
>lose because being rushed
>lose because no stam skills activating

it's insane how much I get fucked on rainbow trainings run after run after run after run

GIVE US 5 BORROWS A DAY ALREADY

>dropping Tickezo legend race when everyone genetically engineered their Umas specifically to crush the Darby
Isn't that too cruel?

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>>535123615
OOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>534067369
delete this

>Run parents through the affinity calculator
>149
I'm one away from a fucking double circle aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

>>533752868
>Trainer column
WHY ARE YOU DOXXING US

>>533640641
This fucking Nature in particular is a nightmare, why the FUCK do you have TWO anti-EndClosers instead of TWO anti-PACE, FUUUUUUCK

>>533617374
What's worse is when your pace passes front mid race and deliberately slows down and gets boxed

>>532676338
>When RNG doesn't give you the nav skill hint

CAROT GIBS PLEASE

>>532276335
I will NOT tolerate Tickezo slander of ANY kind

>>530069873
You need to step it up or she won't stop yelling at you

>>528899850
ganbare UUUUOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH