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>JP Game News
Current Rate Up: Hishi Akebono (Alt 3*), Marvelous Sunday (Alt 3*), Fuji Kiseki (SSR), Eishin Flash (SSR)
10/7 - Legend Race vs NTR and Super Creek (Alt)
Early October - Tachyon's Factor Research
Late October - New training scenario
October: CM Sprint - Niigata 1200m
November: LoH Dirt - Morioka 1600m
December: CM Mile (No debuffs) - Hanshin 1600m

>Global Game News
Current Rate Up: Gold City (3*), Nishino Flower (SSR), Vodka (SSR)
10/7 - CANCER CUP - Tokyo 1600m
10/14 - Summer Maruzensky (Alt 3*), Summer Special Week (Alt 3*), Sweep Tosho (SSR), Winning Ticket (SSR)
10/14 - Summer Story event
10/21 - Meisho Doto (3*), Special Week (SSR), Tokai Teio (SSR)
10/26 - Half Anniversary Part 1
10/30 - Eishin Flash (3*), Nice Nature (SSR), Tosen Jordan (SR)
10/30 - LEO CUP - Hanshin 2200m

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Umamusume Cinderella Gray 2nd cour will air on 10/5
Umamusume 6th Live Event Autumn Leg will be held on 10/18-19
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https://umamusume.jp/contents/event/tnf6th-autumn/

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>>542534654
UGLY
G
L
Y

I'm really attracted to the girl from the Croods
Which Uma is 5 me

>almost done with potential maxxing on all umas
>get to Urara
I'm not getting that 100% completion in nearby future, I see

>>542534596
except you know, CM4+ would be terrorized by the same umas again and again

>>542534654
Pretty :)

damn hag

@grok is this real
https://x.com/ride_on_someone/status/1977582121763123500

>>542534805
Bokuko... LOVE

>>542534786
>6 dirt shoes
hand em over

DO NOT ROLL FOR SMARU
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED

>>542534805
Such a nice voice

REMEMBER
LUCK IS A SKILL
BAD RNG? YOUR FAULT
BAD SKILL RNG? YOUR FAUL
BAD LOBBY RNG? YOUR FAULT
Now shut the fuck up and cope with your NON PLATINUM title

>bro dump your carats on support banners, even if you get shit SSRs you'll MLB your SRs which are just as good
>turns out you just get all your stats from future scenarios and the main reason to run cards is for their gold skills, which SRs don't have
another excellent gaslight by the community

>>542534805
Cheval love

WHAT THE FUCK, WHERE WAS CREEK HIDING THOSE BIG SAGGY MILKERS HERE?

Underaged umas raped me

The competition is getting tougher but she did her very best again today.

Building for CM4 feels way better than the last two CMs.
I did like a week of spark grinding and most of my good runs are well above recommended stats where the last two you hoped for good runs for the bare minimum requirements.

>>542535000
>suddenly every western cc is telling you to pull rice after witgod video

>>542535000
>useful gold skill
lol

Does this tramp ever actually give Speed Star? This is the 5th run

>>542535087
And how the fuck do you expect to complete those scenarios if you don't have any support cards since you're so scared of rolling on any support banner you fucking ding butt.

>>542535127
the rapists squad

Assuming 0 LB cards only what is the best Leo deck you can make

I need to figure out how the get the stats everyone else here has, I struggle to reach even just A. No, I have not been consulting a guide.

>puppy
Don’t treat me like a cute animal, I’m a man!

>>542535150
It's also back to just hitting speed and stamina instead of having to balance speed power sometimes guts and wit. Pretty comfy desu

Grass? What are you doing?

how long until new uma banner drops?

>>542534805
>>542535008
Made for nakadashi with hand-holding + interlocked fingers, kissing, and whispered confessions of love

>>542535087
bro... having a deck full of SSRs isn't expected until GL in 1.5 years, not only you don't have enough skill points to buy more than 3 golds but also most SSRs are pretty bad compared to a fully uncapped SSR

>>542535000
>9/10 on skipko
gaslight doc strikes again

i wanted to stay in B

>>542535230
It's a Wit Check, if your wit is too low your chances of getting Speed Star lowers

>>542535045
based ritualposter, i love taishin

>>542535284
use this iirc leo deck is usually 3 speed 2 stam 1 wit https://euophrys.github.io/uma-tiers/#/global

>Get hit with the run killing slacker around Japan Cup>Had Tazuna on stand by
You're not denying me this run, cyjews

For the Character Gacha banner after New Years Urara and TM Opera O, does this mean that I can pick any character from the list if I hit the hard pity at 200?

>>542535230
Your trainee's Wit is probably too low

>>542535394
you still need good power though no?

>>542535087
And just how, pray tell, do you intend to get the SSR support cards if you don’t roll for them?

>>542535397
at least Grass can control herself

>>542535321
>I'm a man
You aren't, actually. Sirius chose (you) to be her trainer because you were the most pathetic and she thought she could easily control you.

>>542535397
>Grass? What are you doing?

>>542535304
Later scenarios are going to drown you in stats anyway.

>>542535506
yes new year is the all spark gacha

sniffing Grass Wonder's big sweaty butt
sniffing Tazuna's large sweet smelling butt as she settles in at Trace

>>542535431
opps, meant to say SSRs are bad compared to SRs

Is there a way to mlb SR cards outside of not rolling? I don't really care about meta as I'm not really into CM and I'm probably not going to have mlb SSR cards ever outside of the free cards they give out.

>>542535000
I will pull for Fuku instead

Alrighty everyone!!!!
The Matikane Mambo Monday Mayhem Derby is now open!!!
Today we will be racing in ten (10) action packed races that will leave you speechless, your heart racing and your fingers typing racial slurs into the quick reply box!

Our first set of races are all fixed to great mood, the second set of races will have random moods.
All race lobbies WILL be open from the get go, please register for all the races you like.
The rooms are as following

Sprint race #1
>84214250

Mile race #1
>95757713

Medium race #1
>57629545

Long race #1
>48722961

Dirt mile race #1
>67636046

As usual, please only register a single Uma for these races. Failure to do so will result in disqualification and subsequently mocking by the thread.

The first race will start in 15 minutes from now, after that each race will start 5 minutes after I announce the results in the thread.
Thank you very much and good luck!

>>542535545
Truly a model Japanese maiden

>>542535321
After going over her bond stories I'm not entirely sure if she was written for men or women.
The obvious surface level observation makes you think this is an uma for dykes, but the fact that the puppy-chan grows a spine makes me unsure who she appeals to since a lot of people into princely characters like this just want to be whisked away instead of learning to stand shoulder to shoulder with them.

>>542535165
Witgod is a JP fag whale who didn't even bother with the card and made it through Aoharu because his deck was so stacked it didn't even matter.
The banner is recommended if you're not a shitter or a whale because both of those types of players get more value elsewhere like NN or the Kita-san rerun.

ha-ha-ha-hachimi
mambo mambo mambo mambo

>>542534594 (OP)
AlmondLove has 1 spot for an active player

>>542535000
Roll for Fuku-chan!

>>542535003
Why are the boy umas so pretty? Kinda gay, cygames

> Can't decide which umas to prepare for CM4
Fug

>>542535565
>SiL and Ai
For what purpose? I feel like Ai is enough. A better option would be to bring Stay Gold.

Ooohh Trainer you're here
Where is my coffe... erm Tea?

>>542535445
Even getting third in A finals gives as much as winning B, so you're actually winning big here

>>542535521
Yes but you can't afford to run power cards so you only really hit power during summer for example.

I wanna be Torena's puppy...

>>542535813
The purpose of the image was more to show how much stat growth per turn will bloat compared to now

I just won't roll at any banner at all

>>542535660
No you retard, if anything only whales can afford to pull on Riko, go away already

>>542533183
3psd 2stam with 18* power parents. You should have a better deck than this thanks to foresight so you can easily get 100 more stats across the board.

>>542535521
Power sparks + 4 speed cards gets you well over the power requirements so you can mess around with your deck this time around.

>>542535823
yeah i saw that, i'm just expecting 3rd place there and no gold title but truth said i haven't changed my current spe event title

She is going to kill millions..

>>542534594 (OP)
We don't care about grass wonder anymore

>>542535984
All in vain, because her womb is dusty and full of cobwebs...

OGURI YOU FUCKING DONKEY

when's witGAWD leo cup video dropping, also when's leo cup

why do retards still persist into saying wit Neicha is actually good and not a mediocre card with a decent gold, that doesn't really matter because everyone gets nonstop girl for free during Aoharu

>>542535884
Gomen, the tism got to me.

>>542536068
never
in 5 days

>>542535445
You're gonna eat whale shit and you're gonna like it

is there a race analyzer for CM races? or does that only work with room matches?

>>542535983
I mean, you never know, I had to go up against this last CM and somehow won, so anything can happen! Your team can do this!

>race lobbies used to fill up instantly
>now they struggle to fill
the game truly is dying...

You guys said to focus on Stamina for the next CM, right?

How many CM3 wins are you guys getting per attempts?

>>542535613
10 minutes remaining before we start the first race sitting at
>5/18

>>542536180
Doesn't both CN and KR servers have lower numbers than Global? And Cygames doesn't seem to have any plans on pulling the plug on them.

>>542536268
retardbwo...

>>542536260
ill try to join when im done with my cm races

>Infirmary 4 times
>Still doesn't cure the issue
are you kidding

>>542535613
oh shit getting on now

>>542536268
he's saying this thread is dying bwo

>>542536239
Very first set of the first day, 3 in a row so I was optimistic and thought it'd be a repeat of CM2 where Golshi hard carried my ass. After that from then on I was lucky to get 1 win per set.

>>542536238
Vivlos is transcoded :3
Look at her, all the seaniggers love Vivlos because it reminds them of the femboy faggots they have at home

>>542535613
Can you only enter Mambo to race?

>>542536268
They wouldn't pull the plug on global until they get all the western rights they want for JP
after that happens THEN you start to worry about global's EOS

>>542536331
It's terminal.

>>542536116
why'd you lie to lil' ol' me

>>542536260
Tannhauser would never do this

>>542536092
She's good for late surgers and is the only wit card even close to Fine Motion in value.
It's purely for whales

>>542536150
i'll cope
>>542536176
i actually feel this CM is more chaotic than the last 2, ty bwo, good luck in the finals

post clips

CM1 is bad, CM2 is good
>you're here
CM1, CM2 were bad, CM3 is good
CM1, CM2, CM3 were bad, CM4 is good
CM1, CM2, CM3, CM4 were bad, CM5 is good
CM1, CM2, CM3, CM4, CM5 were bad, CM6 is good
See you next CM

>>542536646
Wait, this clip didn't have an out of nowhere "go fuck yourself" win, what gives?

Freedumbland is awake.

I bought I think 7,000 dollars worth of crypto a few days ago because I saw some people panic about a dump either here or in the club discord. Should I sell now? I'm up 25%.

>>542535613
2 minutes remaining before we start the first race

>>542534596
every game always the same

>>542536830
crypto or bitcoin specifically
if crypto sell
if bitcoin hold

FINALLY CASHING IN MY TICKET LADS WISH ME LUCK

>>542536887
ricedupe

i hope retention line doesn't rise too fast

>>542536801
Sell now and never look back, you just got a nice chunk of change for nothing, don't fall into the loop of gambling/greed and don't look back because if it does keep going you'll feel bad but if you never look to find out you'll never know

For me it's the Mejiros

>>542535271
>raped by urara
how pathetic can you be of that happens to you

>>542536940
FUCKYOUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>542535613
We're starting with the first race, the mambo sprint #1!!
For everyone that registered, please join me in the lobby!

>>542535613
Sorry I panic picked cause there was 1 minute left I will actually be more thoughtful next race.

>>542537053
truly a traumatic experience

I've fallen in love with a horse.

So what happens if you keeping running your horse past 3 races? I got skin condition. Is there anything else?

>>542536732
shut the fuck up goldtranny

>>542537197
MATA RACU?!

>>542537183
Gold City love

>>542537197
your stats start going down, like 30-50 per turn?

Holy shit that King Halo fucking came out of nowhere

>>542537197
they fucking die

What's the next good end closer banner, i already missed out on the midget fraud

Uma's all deserve to fly first class

>>542537112
That King Halo was definitely doping. No normal creature accelerates that fast.

>>542537197
If you get past 25 races in a row you get +1000 all stats

>>542536940
>>542537083
Man i don't even have one

>>542536801
We're all responsible with our money here I dunno sell half
>/biz/

Are Gold City and Gold Ship related?

>>542537183
>only at good mood

>>542537498
Yes. Gold city is Gold ship's mother.

>>542537083
kwab

>>542535613
>S Rank Curry
>Disqualified
What a shame it happened like this ... next sprint surely will work out just fine!

Will start the mile race in 5 minutes from now

>>542536801
If you lose it all you'll feel worse than if you were to walk away with a 25% increase, so stop gambling and cash out.

>>542537562
God, I wish Gold City was my mother.

>>542537449
on his way to pull every banner

>>542537183
Glad that I did NOT roll for her. Not my cup of tea

>>542537474
She's shit.

>>542536980
>>542537492
>>542537625
I sold I actually bought $6,000 and got $7,500 so I think it was 20% profit not 25%.

>>542535632
I think she’s really cute but I can barely find male trainer x sirius.
>>542537183
Sorry but my eyes belong to Daiwa..

>>542537562
I thought that's Point Flag

Taishin love

>>542535613
the mile race is starting in 3 minutes

I wish horses were real...

I couldn't get more than 2 wins yesterday in any of my runs.
When will it be safe to do more runs tonight?

>>542537817
I'm glad they're not...

How are these abilties? I'm going to reroll this but I wanted an opinion on this one. I fucked up on nemesis

>>542536801
Selll half and keep half just in case it keeps going up

>>542537817
I wish Tazuna was real...

You don't waste any of your summer turns on resting or wit training, right /uma/?

>>542537761
>cygames: do not the horse
>make the horses act like their trainers are their bf/fiance or something
what did they mean by this

>>542537905
your furious feat, bwo?

>>542537781
No it's Gold City.
Hence the Gold ship naming.
Goldsmith and Gold city=Gold ship

How do you respond to this without sounding mad?

what's the absolute minimum guts I can get away with assuming 601 stamina? like 250?

>>542538039
Based maverickmaxxer

>>542535613
the mile race is now starting
please join me in the lobby to watch

>>542537562
God, I wish Gold Ship was my daughter.

>>542537961
There are people who take the 19%+ trainings and those who won't win

>>542536793
It's nearly 5:00 in the afternoon in freedumbland, fix your sleep schedule anon

It's easy to FUCK your trainee but can you really say that you LOVE her?

>>542537974
Gotta make more umas somehow.

>>542537183
>>542537380

is the reset in 15 minutes or 1 hour 15 minutes?

>>542538272
15

>>542538117
thank you bakushin for cucking that seiun

>>542538272
bwo... it was 15 minutes ago...

>>542535632
Not so much of a spine as a primitive notochord. Siriustorena still pales in comparison to, say, Nakayama Festa's.
I guess going from zero to one still counts as growth, though.

>>542538272
Always at 10 PM Lon-Delhi

Quick reminder: you're soulless trainer if you abandon the uma that take you to A finals and replace them with the bikini hag.

>>542538192
Yes

>>542538224
I LOVE her prerelease design wear her clothes are way too big. Really shows off her midget aesthetic.

>>542538117
Holy piggeroni

>>542538117
What is that pasa, holy leviathan

>>542538117
blockshin X El Condor Pasa tag team stable name?

Hawk Tuah?
Block Tuah?

>>542538421
Lon-Delhi's clocks changed this week. It's actually an 11pm reset now.

The amount of misinformation here is unreal

>>542538039
You got to admit that's pretty funny

>>542535613
A dawn of a new age is upon us
The S rank meta

nobody will be safe ...

>>542538424
>if you abandon the uma that take you to A finals
Well that uma is not in my deck so I guess I dodge the soulless label

>>542534594 (OP)
I'm looking for a new club after leaving my small starting club that didn't get past D+
I farm around 1.2 million fans a day, 38 million in my first month. If anyone has a spot, my ID is 885246215575

>>542538550
You can't fuck horses irl.

>>542538561
woops forgot to mention medium starts in 5 minutes from now

It is illegal to kiss Rice Shower anywhere but the forehead

>>542538551
Not as much as this. Truly Rudolf is a tiger mom because nothing from Teio is good enough for her.

>Have cards that offer a skill
>Have parents with said skill park
>go multiple runs without the skill ever showin up

>>542538687
AHHHHHHHH TAIIIIIIISHHIIIIIIINNNNN YOU'RE SO CUUUUUUUUTEEEEEEE UWAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>542538764
gross
rice shower gross
gross

What debuffers are you guys running? Grass Wonder? What skills?

>>542538749
fatbo

>25hours until I can roll
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
fuck this waiting...
let me roll!!!!

what does s maru actually need for cm4

I've seen the image with all the generally useful skills but I want to know the exact skills I will regret not having so I can build around them

>>542535613
medium starts in 3 minutes
>13/18

>>542538803
I hate that I know that this is a repost of an infamous anon from /a/

>>542538446
>character design is my fashion
coloring and overdesign makes it look like a pokemon character

I have received Silence Suzuka for my free 3 star voucher
I take this to be a sign

>>542534882
I love you Rice, please spook me in my next 10 roll

>Sloptubers consistently say that Seiun is only good as a parent, you don't need to pull her
>Seiun consistently loses in room matches, /uma/ constantly crows about late gambler supremacy accordingly
>CM3 happens, Seiun consistently wins in the actual matches
What's the point of listening to anybody about anything?

>>542538806
>That frame of Teio in tired despair as Rudolf unnecessarily shoots past her after she crossed the finish line

>Pump
>Slick Surge
>Red-Shift
Matikanefukukitaru? More like Matikanefukinzoomin

I would pay $200 for an Uma's discarded training shoes

>>542538971
>time to roll is only a half hour after my shift ends
Feels good.

>>542538994
Red Shift (have fun affinitymaxxing)
Your 3 greens of choice
Groundwork
Maestro

Everything else is your usual midrace velocity. Ramp Up, PTO, THH, Medium Corners/Straights, etc.

>>542535613
the medium race is now starting
please join me in the lobby to watch

>>542539102
I run blockushin and i have probably lost to seiun once.

Is almond milk good for you?

>>542539210
thank you. fortunately it's what i was already building towards and i have my affinities in line

Pray for me

>>542539210
doesn't she also need tachyon unique or was that a gaslight?

>>542539528
>Fuku in fake idol clothes
I will NOT pray for you.

>>542539137
Deserved

>>542539457
It's fine. It's not made for drinking, it was created in the middle ages as a milk substitute for baking since dairy was expensive.

>>542539604
no one needs tachyon unique

>>542539102
All those things can be true. If you don't plan to main fronts she's not worth it. Winning room matches is always going to be harder than getting lucky against randoms.

>>542538424
But that's just my uma in a bikini.

>>542539628
I lost to a Bakushin because of you.

>>542539645
I did not know that

>>542539286
hey i beat 1 npc :^)
ok, now for long

>>542535613
>no groundworks 13th favourite Seiun Sky solo front run
Groundwork bros? Your response?

Long in 5 minutes from now!

s.maru cancelled

>>542539528
Take my spirit energy, anon!

>>542539772
hagtober is over...

>>542539772
Fuck

>>542539137
She's thinking about how smug the Prez is gonna be when she shoots inside Teio on the student council room desk afterwards

>>542539860
Owari da....

By 1/4th of a length

You are B-Rank Finals Tier.

>>542539770
I thought this was a Golshi game, why was there only one Golshi in this room.

>>542539889
*hagtober is hagtover

>>542539604
>>542539649
Not sure if SMaru uses it but might be thinking Christmas Oguri she uses 777 and U=MA2 to trigger her shit earlier.

>>542539752
Yeah for the longest time I thought it was some new-age hippie thing but there's thousand year old recipes have have it included as an ingredient.

>>542539649
People were claiming it was a more reliable way to proc her ult

>>542539937
The game changed to an Angling & Scheming game.

Are fillies (colt) good for you?

>>542538637
danchous? your fan farmer???

>>542539738
DAI KYO DESU

>>542538424
What if I reward the hag that got me to A finals with the bikini she likes?

>>542536801
Crypto is a Ponzi scheme, sell and never touch it again

>>542539604
Tachyon unique is more relevant for Christmas Oguri for three reasons:

1. It doesn't proc when you're in first
2. Summer Maru can trigger her unique at a good time with 777
3. If you can't hit the stamina thresholds with just one white you'd buy Restless which will cause your unique to proc the moment you're in the second half of the race, defeating the purpose of buying final corner recovery like u=ma2

>>542539102
It's all bias and luck
Go do your own thing, get mad if it doesn't work out for you and blame whatever you can blame except yourself lmao

>>542539951
they both get it for free

Sei-chan.

>Gold City into SMaru into Doto
God, why must they do this to me.

>>542538890
Besides Natie's tool belt of debuffers, Dominator is the go-to for Medium races

>>542540118
just pay ;)

>>542540147
The only correct choice

Watching my smart falcon or Seiun sky be multiple lengths ahead of everyone else has been pretty funny

Thanks for the 8* turf spark parent, anon

>>542536801
Sell enough to cover your base cost and keep the rest.

>>542535613
Long race starting now.
Please join me in the Long Lobby to watch the race.

>>542540227
I need MORE debuffs!

Updrafters or Double Circle Pace Chaser Straightaways?

>>542540220
It's either that or skip Doto.

>>542540068
U=ma2 is also nice since it gets buffed on first anni to add a little target speed, so on xoguri it's a recovery you can buy that's not completely pointless outside of setting up your unique if you're otherwise fine on HP.

for my first attempt at graded, ill take it

>>542540402
straightaways

>>542538637
if you put /uma/ into your profile, i'll allow you into the mines

>>542540297
>It's another gigabrocked episode
why do I even bother full gate is a meme mode

>>542540067
lol no griptoe the very essence of a stimulated market and will be the bourgeois class's greatest tool for maintaining their position in the coming empire shift. modern day society is as delusional and fake as north korean life. if you dont know who howard lutnick is and take your world view from reddit you werent going to make it in the first place.

oh god here come the gold ships

>>542540297
Why are they doing the Enel face?

>>542540583
nevermind they did not come

>>542540297
Seiun and bourbon getting mogged by the NPC was pretty funny

>>542540414
Why did Grass do that...

>>542540297
>If you're blocked you're blocked

>>542540297
The absolute swarm of staminalets dragging her back...

>>542535613
Did McQueen manage to actually gain a spot there at the end? I saw her in third for a moment. But that was a really cool race!
Rain is still the kino weather condition.

Dirt Mile in 5 minutes from now!

kowai

>>542540936
AIEEEEEEEEEEE THE DOXING

>>542540936
>doxxed
AIEEEE DANCHOU SAVE MEEEE

*ahem*
I have an announcement to make
*taps microphone*
Is this thing on
Anyway
I got another fucking 1* Guts 3* URA horse

>>542540912
>The Agnes Tachyon with 1k Speed and 3 gold recoveries won
Once again Stam Checks reign supreme.

>>542540936
Added to the list...

>>542540783
cutest artist
love chibis

hag supremacy

>>542541038
Congrats toreinasan

>>542540619
Because that meme face will never not be funny

>>542541038
tumblr post diction

>>542540513
I thought Go home wouldnt activate in the next CM?

>>542540619
because twin turbo has two twin turbos hidden under her jacket

>activate plancha
>suzuka completely gasses with 600 stamina
lmao, I'll take it

>>542541054
Wait that's so fucking funny.

>>542541038
Gottem

>>542541213
please turbo-chan, give Ikuno-san her glasses back

>My fifth onsen ticket with Oguri.
I think she and Suzuka have taken more than half of my tickets

>>542540550
done

Admit it. You're too afraid to queue 50 minutes from now and you're going to wait 8 hours for SEA and ojii-sans from work to come home.

>>542541054
>>542541278
I knew I should have brought my Super Creek with a bunch of gold staminas baka baka

>>542541213
cowtits ruin EVERYTHING. Leave Turbo alone!

>the pace chaser condor worked perfectly to be 9 length clear in the final straight
>died because she got rushed early in the race
fucking ouch

>>542541372
YEAH I'M FUCKING SCARED. I TRIED DOING IT AS SOON AS IT OPENED YESTERDAY AND I WENT 4/20. OF COURSE I'M GONNA WAIT THIS TIME DUMB ASS.

>>542535613
dirt race is starting now
please join me in the lobby!

>>542541149
For Hanshin 2200 it basically activates immediately since that's the only downhill section of the race, so it is considered "wasted" even though the skill has a buffer of 10 seconds

>>542541312
to note I'm still in cooldown sorry

Who is a good parent for the next CM? I have a few umas with 3 blue sparks that would be good grandparents.
3 SPD, Daiwa, Grass, Air
3 STA, Goldship
3 POW, Daiwa, Smart Falcon
3 WIT, Smart Falcon
Also what skills for a parent run?

>>542541372
I have to queue so I can bitch in club chat, it's tradition please understand

>>542541151
Wish I could get a peek at El-chan's cute panties...

>>542541494
LOTS OF MALE UMAS IN THIS FEMALE DIRT RACE

>>542541312
sent

>>542541372
wrong
I will queue in 24 hours because this is the only time of day I get wins with my shit team

>>542541372
No because I'm not useless like Teio who couldn't win the triple crown, didn't go undefeated, and who will never be as good as Rudolf.

>>542541580
>"No one cared who she was until she put on the mask."

>>542541648
Rice wouldn't act like this.

these smart falcons are insane

>>542535613
>NPC Top 5
bros we fucking suck at this fucking game ...

>>542541901
NO IT'S BECAUSE YOU GUYS BROUGHT SO MANY FUCKING PACES, IT WAS BROCK CITY.

Sorry guys, I'm rolling to spark on Riko + Rice's banner
I'll still have enough to spark Kitasan Black's rerun then the all rate up Uma banner after that so its all good

post something CUTE you FAGGOTS

>>542541901
My Taiki Shuttle is allergic to using her gold recovery. Please understand...

>>542541372
I need Teio to look at my penis like that
Also I'm already in Finals so I'll just queue as soon as I'm done playing Time Stranger for the day.

>>542535613
>>542535613
With the first set of the races done, everybody go to the bathroom, then grab a sandwich and a drink while I prepare the next 5 rooms!

Will take a couple of minutes!

>>542542005
don't call me that.

>>542541531
Most important skills are just uniques desu
Taiki + Maru for pace/end
Maru + Ryan for late
Seiun + Maru for front
Everything else is just getting more power so you want those sparks and maybe some stamina sparks

>>542542005
Grass Wonder is cute!

>>542542063
>>542542163
I said cute, not goon.

>>542541531
Maruzensky for everyone except SMaru which has to win the rng lottery of low affinity redshift spark through grandparent

>>542541631
Thanks a lot ! I'll join in 21 hours when the cooldown is over.

>>542541494
How the hell did I get third with my crappy Oguri lol

>>542542307
Ohoho

I just lost to Potential Man.....

I was 2nd, 4L clear of 3rd. I have never felt more defeated.

>>542542307
gooning to this pantyshot

am i a tourist because i started playing uma when global released?
in my defense I did buy party dash when it came out in the US but that doesn't count

>6 fronts
>2 paces
>1 late
wew

>>542542307
Rudolf's pantsu...

Remember that for SMaru for round 3 final you need

>Groundwork
>3 Green skills through Spark, Race rng or Skill (she has 0 green innates)
>Angling and Scheming, Red Ace, Plancha
>hit the target stats as 1200spd 601stam 900pwr 301guts 400wits
>Somehow not get fucked by career rng

All in 12 hours and only 3 borrows.
Good luck

Can't look for parents on the doxsite since morning, is it finally dead?

>>542542821
I would win.

>>542540110
...is so cute!

>>542542821
If you're autistic enough to do that then you probably deserve to win

>>542542821
>only 3 borrows
I'd assume any tryhard at this point have their own parents at least.

>>542542821
>Already have a Daiwa Scarlet Parent with Groundwork and a Pasa Parent With Groundwork, both have Seiun Sky grandparents
I don't need borrows I just need to win the lottery.

>>542542821
>3 borrows
I have my own Seiun Sky though?
>Red Ace
lol

>>542535613
Alright - I hope everyone freshened up in the meantime, the second set of races is about to commence!

The lobbies are as following

Sprint #2
>55942996

Mile #2
>70197073

Medium #2
>93845534

Long #2
>31690044

Dirt mile #2
>62862554

Will start the first race in 15 minutes from now!

>>542542821
I don't believe anyone who says "need" anymore. The only thing that matters is to get lucky and just win.

Victoriabros our GOD has spoken
you MUST pull to win CM

>>542542163
sniff

>>542542821
>*gets you night owl, sleep deprived, no rainbows, no skill hints*
>john rng cygames: heh nothin personel

>>542541213
>two twin turbos hidden under her jacket
So she has four boobs???

>>542542146
cingrey needs more norn and less literallywho centrals

>>542542709
Look at this absolute meme race in the last 50m lol

Cafueh

>Connecting
>Connecting
>Connecting
>Error 205
>Repeat x3
It's been getting worse bwos... I can't play like this...

>>542542920
Cutest uma and I'm not even kidding.

Angling and scheming = auto win


NERF NOW

>>542535000
source on this?

>>542543175
gween tea

>>542541372
I won both previous CMs, had a 90% wr in taurus, 95% wr in Gemini, was 85% wr in first round cancer. Yesterday was the worst day I ever had for cms so far, 13/20. For once I don't blame people for wanting to wait before queing, these coinflip front runner lobbies are fucked.

>>542543175
Give me Cafe or give me death

>>542543167
whores

My head cannon is that Rodolfo is 28 years old and desperately searching for marriage candidates.

this game is so fucking boring now

so how bad is aoharu hai going to be?

how goot is summa maruzensky? well her ult is goldships ult

>>542543235
I'm more scared of Front Runner Pasa's. I know my Bakushin will cuck absolutely everyone out of Angling and Scheming, but if a Front Runner Pasa is in 2nd, their own ult will catapult them into the victory anyway.

>>542543350
its a direct improvement over Ura finale

>>542543106
Desperate uma milfs seduce poor innocent Tracen trainers

>>542543015
The sprint race is starting in 10 minutes!
>6/16

why the hell is Dream Glimmer an option to exchange for cleats?don't you get a couple of it for every career you finish?

I only pull for meta

>>542543341
that's what happens when they made a live service game based entirely off those old flash game sex slave trainers that were meant for one fap session and then forgetting about

behead dorocucks

>>542543564
It's bait
You randomly get it for winning URA races

Got Teio from the SSR ticket. What can I do with it?

>>542535000
>useful gold skill
>look it up and it's rushing gale
Isnt it useless unless you happen to proc it exactly at the right time as you hit an uphill? What use does it have?

I think instead of raising borrow limits they should just remove them instead
>but how else would I compete with unlimited TP NEETs????
They don't exist in any sizable proportion to worry about them for only 80 races a month

>>542543321
Then she found me, and now we're happily married!

Literally me (in my dreams)

>>542543656
*doto

>>542538424
Falcon in cm3 finals.....soul...

>>542543678
My condolences

>everyone running end closer gold ship last 2 cms
>now everyone running 3 angling and scheming frontrunners
>this is going to go on years now
at least there was only one fucking goldship. i already didn't grind this cm just because there's not a single charismatic frontrunner in the entire game so i'm not using any of them

Post your favourite song, I need stuff to listen to while I grind parents

>>542543015
sprint starting in 5 minutes
last call!
>10/16

>>542543762
super creek will change your diapie too

>>542543692
But those are the people I want to compete with

>>542543678
you can select it as one of your 6 support cards before starting a career and it will appear mid-career to boost your training and give you helpful events, but unfortunately cannot be selected if you're training tokai teio. hope this helps!

Bakushin!

>>542543913
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JG17jiPdbb0

>>542543609
That's not an uma. Please discuss other games in other generals, faggot-kun

>>542543678
You just got a high schooler with a baby voice

>>542543912
>there's not a single charismatic frontrunner in the entire game

Thank you PEDs (Parfait Enhancing Desserts)

>>542543762
Is this actually from the anime?

>>542543912
Maruzensky and Seiun are pretty charismatic though

I WANT TO RAPE A WEAK UMA

Last chance to go to the finals. Do I queue immediately? Which timezone have the weakest players?

>>542543912
>there's not a single charismatic frontrunner in the entire game
I love all of them so I'm glad they are cucking you

>>542543913
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tk6uDCDNHDk&list=

Is tomorrow another chance to qualify to the finals? I do not pay enough attention to the way these CMs are formatted, I swear.

>>542544054
>played since launch
>still don't have her outfit
Everyone else I match with in Team Trials does. This is a real feat, right?

>>542543912
This has to be bait.

>>542544171
Digitan is mentally weak to rape

>>542544217
Tomorrow after daily reset, S.maru will be released in the scout. Whatever you do, try not to que then.

>>542544353
Did you just skip her Legend's Race or something?

>>542544328
You get 4 more runs in 13 minutes then in 24 hours you get to select your 3 aryan queens.

>>542544430
What's she plotting?

>>542544140
yes the unofficial anime

>>542544381
Her body is kinda erotic for a pipsqueak...

>>542543015
the sprint race is starting
please join me in the lobby to watch!

>>542544353
>he skipped her legend race

>>542541372
nah I ball at reset every time

>>542544576
why does this look like its a made in abyss monster

>>542544091
okay i admit i was wrong. i'm sorry. i don't have her i didn't know she could do frontrunner

wife groove

Curren game

At last

A third Dort hors

I will roll RIko because I only want to roll for Tamamo for the next few months

>>542544428
I thought S.Maru banner will be up 7 hours after reset?

>>542544514
Giga-blocked by Bakushin...

>>542544625
The beast has been cleansed

>>542543913
hope it's long enough hehehe
https://youtu.be/oSBfEPAnDsY?si=6Qrv4_oHXQbxk2mY

>>542544514
Bro.... We never stood a chance.

>>542544690
>he doesn't have a 2 star uma
do you only roll for supports or what?

I ran gold ship this cm, too. In fact, I ran only her and 2 debuffers.

>>542544838
Tamamo's tiny penis...

>>542544171
ENTER

>>542544519
messing Rice hair right before the concert

>>542544690
>spoiler
She can do anything!

>>542543015
can't beat the NPC
can't beat them
nope

mile#2 in 5 minutes!

>>542544893
she gave me insane sloppy after this race btw

seiun sky really makes the game boring huh?

How true is this, can I simply survive until the 1st anni and buy her?
I kinda need to roll for Kitasan card too...

Hopeless Stakes status?

>>542534882
Can vampire Laisu suck right?

>>542541372
shut the FUCK up teio

>>542544904
i don't roll.

How do I actually build for CM?
I know medium is 70% standard distance off some google document I've read 3 months ago but that's about it.
Does it pick a G1 at random, G1-G3s or does it use all valid track settings?

>>542544893
2nd Curren could have won if she activated ult but they were both too far up for their uniques to work I think

>>542544893
Holy fucking whale without his own Kitasan.

How do I actually build for TT? muscle memory kicked in
I know medium is 70% standard distance off some google document I've read 3 months ago but that's about it.
Does it pick a G1 at random, G1-G3s or does it use all valid track settings?

>>542545014
it'll get even more boring with summer maru, blo (bnwo (bro))

>>542545085
https://gametora.com/umamusume/events/champions-meeting
Scroll down for the list.

is 350 stam actually enough for sprint?

I can't believe how busted Seuin Sky is. Completely warped the meta into an absolute mess. 6+ Front Runners every single race.

>>542545207
>blo (bnwo (bro))
next anon who says all this is getting raped btw youre not cute

>>542543913
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h8niNHOs_kU

>>542545282
Yeah

>>542543912
if you run 3 front you're an absolute NPC, especially if blocker bakushin is one of them

>>542545165
That is the one guy who did 1000 pulls and didn't get a single Kitasan Black

>>542545165
i doubt that, when you have a totally stacked deck you can just borrow kita because it's the most common and you gotta borrow something

>>542545316
:c

>>542545190
I just look at the stat checks for every possible course and make sure I pass those. There are certain tracks that will never appear for certain races (dirt) so it narrows what you have to prep for.

I'm queueing immediately as the gates open
I went 5/5 four times between round 1 and 2 already
I'm a whale tryhard faggot too
You have been warned
Choose your fights wisely

>>542545316
mean..!

>>542543015
its go time!
please join me in the mile race lobby now!

>>542545368
Counterpoint: going all in on a single strategy is what makes gambling fun.

>>542545368
>if you run 3 front
>especially if blocker bakushin is one of them
A-anon?

>Do my 3 borrows
>All runs are bad, horrible, not even usable in the slightest
>repeat this once again
>Same results
>Repeat this once again
>Same results
>Repeat this once again
>One run is looking good oops everyone decides to not give you rainbows anymore, run is dead

>>542545461
what is it with koreans and coffee teio

>>542543889
>>542544085
Please no. I've never seen her in CM or Trials...
>>542543949
It's the horse, not the card.

>>542542821
seeing how many people were too lazy to properly set up groundwork on cm3 rounds, I'm going to just wing it and if I lose to this then they deserved the W.

>>542544438
>>542544558
The legends race doesn't give you enough to 3 star her maybe I did miss her legend race

Doto and Cafe should've been the main characters in the movie instead of Jungle Who and Tachyon

well, there goes my first non-speed 3*

>>542545458
>reddit tachyon

>>542545368
I don't get how everyone was bitching non stop about end closers even though the only one that actually works is Gold Ship, meanwhile now any race is just 9 frontrunners and everyone's okay with that. What a boring ass game!

>>542545368
Hmm nyo, going all in on nige is based actually

New gaslight is here.

>>542545603
It gets you really close. Like, barely needing to dip into your goddess statue close.

Guys... I think I'm attracted to Nakayama Festa. She's already in the game, when do we get to train her?

>>542544489
New heroic pose

IF ONLY THAT WAS DAIWA SCARLET IT WOULD HAVE BEEN POTTERY

>>542545640
>reddit cafe

Twenty three hours and fifty nine minutes until I brick my account.

ONE MORE DAY

>>542538994
Just angling, groundwork and all the double circle mid and front corner/straight skills. The gold skill from Sky's stamina card is also nice.

>>542535127
I would cum so hard if i could feel mayano's cunny tightening my cock

>>542544838
>>542544915

This CM is way easier.

explain this image

>>542544493
Honestly, pretty based of them.

>>542545694
>Nonpon
Isn't this the guy that was charging $45 Dollars per hour for Uma coaching and not only created the worst fucking Ace Rudolf I've ever seen in my life but also didn't explain fucking shit about his process in doing so rendering the coaching useless?

I'M GOING IN
YOU BETTER NOT TRY STOP ME

>>542545885
yes...

>>542543015
>nose finish
KINO!

Medium in 5!

Holy shit, training a pace/end after grinding front for countless hours is peak comfy. All I need to do is for inspiration to shit out Medium S. No more groundwork autismo, green autismo, front/turf S autismo, 600 wit autismo, and I can actually use two 9* parents

>>542545703
I guess I did miss it then. It only happened once, right?

>>542545720
Hop on JP and you can do it now

Suzukek...

>Kitasan is the only must pull banner for the entirely of first year bro trust me
>4 months later: you MUST pull for Riko otherwise the babby career mode will be literally impossible to complete as a casual
What did the chinese and koreans mean by this

Sorry Mambro I wanna do my CM races...

business idea: when I pull for Smaru tomorrow, I also get Silence Suzuka

Any investors?

>>542545961
But your billion skills and tail held high...

>>542545995
Well that I don't know, I get all my news about Uma stuff from this place.

>>542546007
I don't have money for a plane ticket

AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>542546053
At that point you should just save for the gigabanner and pray

>you must do this
>must pull???
>begging you to pull
>begging you to skip
>why is this broken
>how to unbrick yourself
>meta banner? deep dive
Hmmmm... nyo

Kojimbo drip

>>542546147
I'm going to roll for Sweepy!

>>542546147
But it isn't summer...

>have one bad luck event in my campaign
>open my pyautogui bot
>it does the rest of the run for me while farming fans
this is how i play the game nowadays. i'm in group A cm right now but i probably won't win since i haven't touched this game myself in like a month

>>542545720
Nakadashi SEXta

>>542545942
So...I have to do the OPPOSITE of what he says, that's a good video!

>>542546220
At this point you should shut your fucking mouth and let me dream

>>542546318
>pyautogui bot
blud that is the ONE thing that cygames can detect

VODKA I LOVE YOU

>>542545801
go away indo cuck

>>542546287
hmm nyes going to roll for this cute chud

>>542545190
>Golds score high
>Repeating golds like swinging and Prof. score high multiple times
>The ace uma gets an extra score bonus so put your highest scorer there.
>Score increases by a fuckton if you pick the hardest option between the 3 choices you get before each round.
>Extra score is gained based on where you place each race with 1st giving a ton and less for each subsequent one.
>Each race is randomly picked based on distance so try to meet stamina requirements and not pick skills based on specific tracks.
>Long especially can be nasty due to the max length being like 3600m
Basically just build aces similar to CMs and put on repeating gold skills and you'll score high.

>>542546318
Why are you still playing?

>>542546287
I want to run my hands over her perky modest tits

>>542543235
Nothing personnel kid

>>542542163
>>542535624
cumming on that fat American butt

>>542546147
How many of us are realistically getting spooked by Spe?

>>542546147
you WILL roll

is this any good?

>>542546030
Ignore griefing chinks and gooks. Only listen to jp witgod.

>>542543015
You CAN join me in the medium room between CM races!

>>542546490
considering how often people get spooked by normal spe... not at all

>>542546542
n

QUEUE NOW
HOT PERIOD
QUEUE NOW
DOT IS BLUE
QUEUE NOW

>>542546542
>Pace but you need to lose position

yeah no lol

Skip S.Maru. Skip Kitasan Rerun. Skip X.Oguri. All in Doto, Cafe and H.Rice.