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>Official Wiki, Patch Notes and PBE
https://wiki.leagueoflegends.com/en-us/

>Builds/Account Stats
https://u.gg/
https://www.op.gg/
https://lolalytics.com/

>Model Viewer
https://www.modelviewer.lol

>/lolg/ leaderboard
https://dpm.lol/leaderboards/2f32736c-e08f-4f2b-aae6-3f3326cabd9b

/lolg/ OP pastebin
https://pastebin.com/8xZvBfnZ

reminder that Nami is soft

Gen. G just ruined everyone's bracket.

>>544918121
Continuing the choky status makes it worth it desu. I genuinely thought they had it this year.

briar status?

>>544916974
>make a wish
I wish someone would love and not give up on me. I wish I could be a normal living person.

>>544918121
I feel bad for Chovy, but it's not like he played well and lost anyway... he truly did choke.

So there's absolutely no way no how that T1 loses against TES right?

>>544917308
add me on discord
atarizu

>>544919582
I hope TES wins against T1, I feel like the Chinese should have their time to shine, especially what it seems like an underdog team much like todays game with GenG vs KT.
Hopefully next year EU or NA wins since it's been a while.

>>544919819
>I feel like the Chinese should have their time to shine
Fuck you chang

>>544920203
Ok I'm fine with KT winning too just not T1, they won worlds last year, like, just give it a break lol.

>>544919582
369 and Jackeylove masterclass tomorrow. Screenshot this post.

>>544916292
n-no

Briar won

>>544920383
no... t1 MUST win worlds so that seraphine gets a worlds skin...

>GenG lost
What the fuck? I went to bed sure that they'd win... my pickems are toast. Fucking KT ruining my pickems, I hope T1 smokes you

>>544919662
such a good skin

>>544921417
Sera will not get a worlds skin, Keira actually wanted a worlds skin for Lux for a very long time, he was also quite close to choosing Renata since he managed to win a lot with her last year if not Bard since he actually manages to flip games with him though he ended up picking Pyke because he did carry a few games with him too. Sera is absolutely not even close to any of the other choices he would genuinely go for you're fighting for the wrong battle really.

Soraka my Spooky wife!

>>544917906
We need this softness.

>>544922092
Slime pussy

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ou2-rEFmjLw
Look at how crushed they look, they know exactly what people were going to say about them

>>544922563
The fact that they're trying not to react is sadder than just crashing out like keria or faker did after big losses...

>>544922563
this is so cringe man

>>544922092
for sure, this skin looks spiky

>>544923093
The sides ARE spiky, but the tummy and hair are soft.

>My 3/7 teammate is flaming me and trying to give me tips on how to play the game
LMAO?

What caused Sneaky to troon out

Damn Chovy really lost again huh

>>544924150
Influenced by his girlfriend and then later online people complimenting and feeding into it.

>>544924150
he got paid for it

>>544924150
porn

>>544924150
He got a asian cosplayer gf and she put makeup on him and put him in female clothing for a video and he LOVED it he wanted to do it everyday and she broke up with him and then he started a patreon that was wholesome at first and then opened a 18+ tier

>>544923614
I don't believe it

>>544924276
Choky*

>>544924150
- porn addiction
- probably having a small pp. That's what caused me to troon out uwu
- maybe also having dysfunctional parents which is probably normal for millennial white guys who grew up in the suburbs like him
Also he probably did the earlier ones as a joke and then >>544924295 happened
Pizza Sivir was the beginning of the end...

>>544917817 (OP)
>>544917817 (OP)
>>544917817 (OP)
AHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAH

>>544925237
havent seen uwus in years
egirl community fell off hard

I am drunk right now because I got paycheck, I have low prio queue due to rage, should I even go live right now

>>544925691
Internet's just changed.

>>544925691
all girls are on onlyfans now

>>544925402
This is just the sad truth for every troon, they look passable in those highly edited images but the moment they post a video they look like a grown man with a wig on. Many such cases.

>>544925402
>Estrogen for 5+ year
>Plastic surgery
>To look worse than before transitioning
lol

>>544925402
who is this and why does it keep getting posted

>>544925691
>internet fad meme lasted about as long as internet fad memes do

>>544926192
He looked bad even before all this, the contents posted were just highly photoshopped and people took it through face value. Though yeah he is fatter now.

>>544926267
Ex adc for C9.

>>544925402
I swear this is just sad, a person's life ruined by porn and poor company.

>>544926267
He was a professional League player from back then people are just following up on his departure.
https://lol.fandom.com/wiki/Sneaky

stop making fun of her. /lolg/ is as safespace for the trans

>>544926526
hes probably having a good time.
you can do sex work and be happy.
i laughed at the photo too. but im normal and recognize that an unfortunately timed photo isn't more than just that.

>>544926692
>/lolg/ is as safespace for the trans-ACK!

>>544926526
He's into this and he gets money doing it, there is no point feeling empathy or anything.

stop making fun of the tranny who doesn't browse here and start making fun of ME who IS browsing here

Why are so many people slurping bdd?

>>544927210
Because he won.

>>544925402
trannies take note, this is how everyone sees you

lila all you do is attentionwhore. you're no fun

Why are you people so obsessed with trannies who you hate seeing and talking about but never fail to bring up?

>>544927435
what else am i supposed to do here. besides when i actually talk about the game, i dont avatar post!!

>>544927524
Currently it's on topic due to the Sneaky discussion since he was a pro player and it is esports season.

>>544926692
>>544926962
that this point there probably actually are more apg/trans anons in the league general than there are bisexuals

>>544927605
nigga you barely respond to anyone, you dont play with lolg and you dont stream
talking about you is wasted effort

on another note i need the smolder girl to stream more often, she was fun

>>544928040
>she was fun
I can smell the fat from here. be less obvious

>>544928206
then you're probably smelling your own fat because you cant smell things through the screen, dummy.

>>544928330
you're grotesque

>>544928040
whut i respond all the time?? i played arams with one of u like 2 days ago. and one day ill stream u just have to be patient. ive had a full week w/o being in pain now so i have no excuse not to anymore.
but youre really whiny, hf with the other poster then!

>>544927195
You're not even fun to make fun of. It's just depressing
is that good enough for you

Can't even play. Incredible.

>>544928392
ok, and?
get some new material

>>544928591
eat a salad maybe

>>544928432
christ, you deserve a medal for procrastinating more than me
plenty of fun to be made of you, you just need to give us some material

1 card

>>544927195
Post pics of yourself then so we can have things to make fun of.
Or a video like Sneaky.
Maybe doing the same thing?
Haha just kidding!
...
Unless?

broskis I need better teammates

>>544928989
What you need is to walk away from your mid tower and go help your team.

stop watching anime chovy

I really don't like this general, at all.
You were a very gross mistake in my life, lolg. In a moment of weakness I gave you my patience, my trust, my time.
How much of a fool I was.
If I could go back in time I would have never come here in the first place.

>>544921850
keria won't be able to play lux... sera is better and prettier anyways... he hasn't stood out on any support this year thats not bard... which already has a skt skin... he won the hardest game 5 on sera... he did flop his ults but he did land one at the end...

>>544925036
Yeah, believe it. She's going to stab me if I make a wrong move.

Riot are so great at designing features to keep people invested in their game. Like this blue number, I like watching it go up. So interactive and fun. I'm glad the essence system exists instead of anything that was actually rewarding, I think I would become entitled and spoiled if I could actually craft anything. Just watching essence go up is enough, for me.

>>544928532
do you want to play arams like old times babe

>>544928040
>she was fun
I miss her

>>544929278
but look at my cs

???

>>544925402
he looks like a thumb

>>544929679
She said quiet

>>544929492
>We changed IP to Blue Essence to make the crafting system more engaging going forward and allow long time players to actually do stuff with their points

>>544929351
bye bitch, lol

>>544927195
post that virgin bucci

>the numbers got even worse
hahaha
i'm actually scared of what happens when my luck runs out

Mods?

man what the fuck
fix the game riot

>>544929572
sure
but i have to go to the library after 1 or 2

come home ruler..we will run it back and complete the golden road this time, forget about choky he will never win worlds

I miss playing Karma
but I really don't want to reinstall

>>544928824
graves top wasn't good enough material for you?
>>544928909
maybe the other anon was right i am pretty good at stalling promises of streaming/posting pics

>>544929823
The old system sucked because people had to choose between champs and runes, and lacking runes usually further limited your champ pool. You were doubly constrained, it was shitty and I don't want to go back to it. But the solution was not to introduce IP 2.0: now with even less stuff to spend it on.

Essence emporium is dogshit, they basically never put anything on sale for BE, what's the point of it? Just replace BE with champ tokens that you can earn instead, 1 token = 1 champ unlock. You can't "craft" anything with BE, it's a fucking joke.

>>544929492
I have almost 50k and I've just started to play.

>>544930381
I finally dropped down to like 10k BE after I cleared out the last of the essence emporium, and now I'm almost at 200k again.

I thought the Japanese are good at video games.
How come their teams never make it to literally any high round or even low round

>>544929679
>TAB
>hover Kalista
>press report
>check "Verbal Abuse" "Disruptive gameplay"

>>544930454
I don't want to waste any lol.
I'm contemplating buying a cheap Turkish Microsoft account with a year of pass so I can keep free riding.
No way it will get banned since I would never even log on it. Them getting ban being rare already and only for active people who get reported or something.

>>544930454
Do you have every champ unlocked?

>>544930709
Yep, I own every single champion worth unlocking.

>>544930307
yes, that was the joke

>>544930608
they just got their first league server a few years ago and it was dead until recently, only now LoL is becoming popular in Japan

this is why Riot doesn't give a fuck about us probably, they can replace us with the Japanese market

This general's population is like sewer rats gnawing at any bit of mystery meat they can find

>>544930608
I think it's because Japanese people enjoy playing casual single player or non competitive games in general.
I can also imagine they play on consoles a lot more than other countries so end up playing on a PS5 or Switch which in terms of competition would probably be speedrunning or some sort.

>>544930891
yum lamb meat

>>544930946
That was long time ago, now they play Valorant, Fortnite etc. That's their main games.
The work culture of being a slave is dying as well.

>>544930861
Yeah I think they also released Gwen which was supposed to be for the Japanese/weeb audience but I guess she failed bringing in some attention.

League needs more strong female characters.

>>544931091
Yeah I guess my knowledge on Japan's a bit dated.

>>544930807
i swear didn't force this nigga on everyone accounts a while ago? i own him even though i didn't buy him

>>544930891
This general is like 1/10 in terms of quality of what generals on 4chan can be.

>>544931321
I think Belveth would've been more popular if she was just a bat.

>>544929909
>virgin
i dont think ive ever been a virgin.
i have been sleeping araund with as many men as i can since my earliest memories and actually because of all that i have to wear a diaper now because all that sex stretched out my anus and it leaks.

>>544931321
i love mothra and the xenoqueen a lot lot. reksai has this energy for you.

>>544931409
I've gone through long periods of inactivity on league. Most recently when Vanguard got launched, so if they did that I probably missed it. Thank god.

>>544929351
What's wrong with it at the moment? Also people do tend to be quite honest and tells outsiders to not join this place or play this game so you clearly did not listen.

>>544931696
The only reason people do that is because they are mad at Riot for a warning, a ban or something. And I respect their choices but this game is good and that's why so many people keep playing it.

>>544931510
she sharts bcuz its prolapsed

>>544931507
The human head concept is cool to lure in victim, but doesn't factor into her kit at all. Missed opportunity.

>>544931510
thats fine you can always just put on a hijab and say you found your way back to god

>>544931413
my general is so fucking fun it's crazy

>>544931321
>Mothra
I hate this bitch. She betrayed Battra and killed Desghidorah.

>not challenger
>no Gwen GF
Why live?

>>544932281
broo what chonker

>>544929351
>>544930891
>>544931413
>>544931696
the general sucks and the only reason i come here is habit

>>544932372
I had a habit since childhood of swinging a pencil. Been two weeks since I've quit it and I'm starting to entirely forget about it. The first few days I was giving myself space each time it came and reminded myself why I want to stop it.
I imagine it can't be harder with any other habit.

>>544931797
Nah the games just a skinnerbox now.

>>544932372
Habits can be broken.

>>544932721
the game is actually less of a skinnerbox than it has been for years due to how shit the current passes are

>>544932721
>Nah the games just a skinnerbox now.
>now.
When wasnt it a skinnerbox?
League of Legends since its inception has always been a skinnerbox.

>>544932281
that girl got some big hands

I just beat POTD with my lolg Lux gf Swift!

What did (you) do, lolg?

I, Jeong "Choky" Ji-hoon, JOBBER of the LCK, humbly kneel to:

Faker, king of league of legends and my master.

Bdd, my one and only true love and other master.

Showmaker, who I shall never become stronger than.

Zeka, who easily manhandled me in 2022 Worlds Semifinals

Caps-sama, who first blooded me and first awakened my wish to become a towersittingslut.

Yagao-sama, whose incomparabily forceful Ori ults crushed my ass-womb entirely to the point I cannot bear Faker-sama's children anymore like I wished to.

Shanks-sama, whose hour-long beatings gave me uncontrollable orgasms so massive even the game rape from Bdd-sama can't compare.

Peter-sama, for he has force fed me the superior genes of my real MASTERS.

>>544933013
Everything in the game is a grind, the battlepasses, the champ mastery, ethernals, ranked, achievements, levels, missions, etc. The game back then was KIND of a skinner box but literally you would get all the free content such as the icons/wards/etc in a single game without buts or ifs, you could play whatever mode you wanted without having to need to play ranked specifically to get content or "play the actual game". The fact that players are antisocial gives more focus to the skinnerbox experience. It's just kind of shit honestly and I kinda feel bad for the addicts who are still grinding this thing, I remember players would unironically be playing ranked last Halloween/Thanksgiving/Christmas for lps lol.

>>544928040
the comfiest of the streams. and i fuckin hate smolder

If shyvana rework turns her into a lesbian i swear

>>544934169
trans coded image

>>544934289
groomer coded post

>>544933498
the church of chovy can be rebuilt

OH MY SCIENCE, I AM OFFICIALLY GOLD AND HIGH ELO™!
This jinx was the biggest pussy I've ever played with, she only stood far back to shoot Ws and hoping to kill with ult, nothing else

>>544934172
How about shes still straight and still dating Jarvan 4 but shes trans?

>>544933306
I paid, built and ran a minecraft server for work colleagues and played with them after hanging out with them irl at work since I did everything I kind of wanted to do in League this year.
I think next year they will discuss or tease about the new League TV show and maybe more news on other game projects from Riot since this year was stale.
I still have a few more things I'd like to do in this game but that's for later.

>>544934172
It's not going to because they've already established she and J4 have a thing going down in the mageseeker game, they will likely make her incredibly masculine which will be uncomfortable and I've still not gotten over how ugly the new Leblanc looks.

>>544934289
what exactly makes it trans coded except for the reply?

>>544934172
you'll love it

>>544934382
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2LQMElLoLs

>>544934627
She TRANSforms into a dragon

>>544933956
pretty much all the lolg streams have been comfy

Ehc Senna is actually cancer. 4M mastery Yuumi was dickriding its Gwen duo entire game and i still somehow managed to do 2 times its healing

>>544933306
>tfw not a hot shota anymore and you can't fuck the brains out of the white skinned one

>>544934929
Ekko stop.
that goes inside

>>544933306
>What did (you) do, lolg?
Nothing.

>>544933306
why doesn't she post here anymore

Guys I am racist.

>>544935163
teeth fuckin me up

>>544934172
whos it gonna be? morg?

>>544935258
Not to doompost but there may be a lot of reasons to not post here.

>>544935440
When did that stop a brother?

>>544934929
Viego stop.
that goes inside

>>544934904
Yuumi has shit healing and damage compared to oither characters to balance out her permanent involnurability
Its pretty normal to outheal her with an actual character.

>>544935496
For me it's the last time. Finishing this Vodka bottle and sayonara.
https://youtu.be/TtnzW9RQAYU?list=RDTtnzW9RQAYU

>>544935763
I think you will come back but whatever.

Chinese winrate data.
I've translated all their names and made this user script to do it for you automatically on page load:
https://pastebin.com/1CfMBC8j
https://101.qq.com/?ADTAG=cooperation.glzx.web#/hero-rank-5v5?tier=999&queue=420&lane=all

全部段位 Data from every player, from Iron to Challenger.
铂金及以上 Data from players in Platinum, Emerald, Diamond, Master, etc.
峡谷之巅铂金及以上 Data from an elite, invite-only server for the very best players. (Platinum+ on the Super Server)
They have a separate, exclusive, invite-only server specifically for high-ranked players called 峡谷之巅 (Xiágǔ zhī Diān), which is known internationally as the Chinese Super Server.
Players must meet a strict entry requirement, which is typically reaching Diamond I or higher on one of the many regular Chinese servers.
Strict Monitoring: The server is heavily monitored by Tencent and Riot Games for any form of cheating, win-trading, or extreme toxicity. Punishments are swift and severe to maintain the server's integrity.
You are correct: an ordinary server has the full rank ladder from Iron to Challenger. The Super Server mirrors the rank names (Platinum, Master, Challenger, etc.), but the skill level they represent is completely different and much, much higher.
FACT - The minimum rank required to enter the Super Server is Diamond 2 on any of the Chinese zone servers. Once admitted, players are expected to maintain a high level of activity and performance.

全部 Data from all game modes combined.
单双排 The main ranked queue for 1 or 2 players. Solo/Duo Queue
灵活组排 The ranked queue for flexible group sizes (1, 2, 3, or 5).
冠军杯赛 The official in-game tournament mode, Clash.

>>544936057
Like I did to the other boards that I've quit already?
The only reason I'm here is because I've started to play League and felt that it might be a good idea to talk with people about it, but I did anything but talk.

>>544936278
Ah if you're new then yeah just leave and don't look back.

>>544933306
The overlap between ex-lolg posters and ff14 players is kinda big if you think about it.
A lot of people who quit lolg are now playing ff14 or jumped to ff14 as their rebound first game after league and moved on to other games after that

>>544936450
Makes sense since people here really seem to want to socialize but League was just not a good game to do so since only winning matters here compared to that mmo where you can do whatever the fuck.

>>544936724
I want to pwn noobs but I was expecting this place to be full of people good at the game explaining me how to achieve that and get better, instead it's salty people, no one even caring about the gameplay.

>>544936082
Is this really what this game's become? Just scraping shit from the Chinese playerbase because optimizing everything wasn't good enough?

>>544936908
>post gameplay
>silence
>start erping with anons
>sudden activity
this general should be deleted on sight

Just post some music.
https://youtu.be/lW9ep22YmlM

>>544936082
The conclusion? Removing jungle.

>>544937071
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Twd965VzX4

PEAK

>>544935496
sad but understandable

>>544937238
superserver data is interesting, again to enter here you have to be diamond 2+ already in ordinary league
so iron players here are d2 lmao and this is data for plat+ on the superserver

>>544937071
https://youtu.be/4Twd965VzX4?si=9oLyz_BNGl0rPmI8

bro if you lose 3-4 more games you can duo with the tranny

>>544937563
>>544937310
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5FrhtahQiRc

>>544937563
yo based worlds collide bro

>>544937071
https://youtu.be/DSY7u8Jg9c0?si=-45AMfTEcSt5_Hl3

>>544937071
https://youtu.be/KEBUmVglNrs?si=DCY22SgpS0bdS4Gc

>>544937028
>call everyone trannies
>wonder why noone cares about you

China suicide hotline needs to be set up for the game tonight

>>544937501
>Diamond 1 in main server is Iron in super server
How good are the Diamond+ players from the super server?

>>544937630
Real shit??
Time to disco

>>544937717
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQH0g3nKkU4
better version

>>544936908
You and every other guy who's come to this place wanting answers, some people just stopped caring or even responding a lazy "skillcapped on youtube" because the guy reciving the answers or any feedback would get called a shitter by the person asking for help or other people who have a different philosophy in terms of what they think good gameplay is.
I could ask you "what did you even post to get any form of feedback, what champs do you play, etc" but to be honest I don't even feel like it's appropriate for me to respond since I don't play this game anymore and have always been silver since I knew this game would never be rewarding. Honestly if you're new just don't play this game. If you still want to learn then use practice tool to text, lolalytics for builds/runes/summs/role, youtube for x laning y champ z tips and tricks, that and time is all you really need, other peoples opinions are typically emotionally charged and can usually be ignored.

>>544936908
>no one even caring about the gameplay.
the gameplay has been rigged for 8 years now. the gameplay has gotten so rigged and has been rigged for so long even the 80 iq perma autopilot level 1000 packfill npcs are starting to stir. its a 16 year old game, there is nothing new or interesting or insightful to discuss, the gameplay is beaten to death and the only way to play is to abuse as much top% bullshit as possible

>>544937071
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CgCVZdcKcqY&list=RDCgCVZdcKcqY&start_radio=1

>>544938047
Going to have to correct you there. The gameplay boils down to "click the accept button and hope you have the better jungler since no other variable matters"

>>544938047
I don't see how it's rigged in any way.
All accounts have a mmr for solo/duo and the matchmaker just tries to average the team mmr but not make it too retarded on the skill level, this is why it makes it a bit longer.

.

>>544938047
Thing is it wasn't like that back in the day, I knew if someone locked in the old Urgot or Morde they would 100% carry somehow some way, the game's just built around teammates and a bunch of other bullshit so much that little things like that don't even matter and now you gotta scrape Chinese data because spending hundreds of dollars on some training course or 5k hours in league or 400cs in 30 minutes or whatever the fuck isn't enough anymore.

Think of a fitting son and post the champion as the image.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjbLuDhO3lQ

>>544938408
I'm not going to go into any lengthy arguments but if you asked any league player if they experience a strange feeling of dread when they start winning too many games they would say yes. It's not normal that the universal experience of winning several games in a row is the subconscious expectation of an immediate correction.

>>544937071
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bfAFurN-li0

>>544938618
Sounds like shit.

>>544938656
That's just a schizophrenic feeling., which is to be expected, the game is insanely complex, it's not like doing boring shit like calculus

>>544938263
>Going to have to correct you there
you have a shitty double digit iq personality
>>544938408
>I don't see how it's rigged in any way
riot themselves have stated that 90% of your games are predetermined, 45% wins 45% losses. this means matchmaking objectively gave you more active/destructive teammates based on what is needed at the time. it is not a fair experience for one team to have an enchanter support main autofilled to jungle and their top lane on a 5 game loss streak first timing a random shitpick against a level 34 account with a 96% winrate on hec jungle and a duo bot lane trying their brains out. a child could tell you this isnt fair. this is the reason they disabled names in champ select, because people would dodge the second they realized this was their team. the outcome of the game is decided before you hit accept on the queue 90% of the time

>>544936908
>place to be full of people good at the game explaining me how to achieve that and get better
The general kind of used to be like that before it was spammed to hell. The problem with asking questions about gameplay nowadays is that its usually very champ specific and if there is someone who mains that champ around then you won't get a decent answer. There used to be a bunch of different autistic champ mains here who would happily write out walls of text about their champ to anyone who asked a question but it seems most of them are gone now.

>>544938656
Ignore that other guy it's not a schizo phenomenon if you look at peoples history and see a chain of reds and blues all the damn time. This exists and has been happening since 2021 thereabouts. However it is possible people began noticing due to using those data websites more often since they just lay it out to everyone how the came has objectively put you in a peculiar spot time and time again.

>>544938974
No they haven't.

>>544938974
>Say something wrong
>Seethe when you get corrected
>Call anyone else dumb
retard

>>544939131
Can you justify it with arguments, evidence? No. I thought so. It's just a schizo feeling. All competitive games have schizos like that, life is unfair buddy.

Now if you were not dumb you'd think about it deeply and see how it's impossible to rig it towards the way schizos claim it's rigged like that idea of the EOMM, statistics do no support it, you can deduce the MMR of each team in each game due to public apply with ridiculously high probability, proving to you that it's indeed a MMR based game.
Some people automated this process and there are countless websites you can use to see it out. There are even scientific papers out there about both the schizo phenomena and the matchmaking.

>>544936450
tranny game

>>544939131
*how the game

>>544938408
I'm quite sure the players that have been reported but not banned yet get put in a queue with a bunch of haters too, this means there was consideration or atleast something done to rig the matchmaking to put people in fucked up queues.
t. watched dumbdigger's low elo silver games and have literally NEVER come across any of the batshit insane players he tends to get despite playing in his elo on EU/NA/etc despite similar win/loss lps.

Why does Lux attract the most retarded players imaginable?

>>544939612
because they look like this irl

>>544939612
Autopilot champ.

>>544939708
Correct

>>544939760
That's jungle

>>544939612
it doesnt. its just she is a punishing champ thats easily to fuck up on.

>>544938689
https://youtu.be/9ouW-_Apfc8

>>544939497
You guys always say stuff like "ummmm proofs"? Literally everyone's gone through this and I will not elaborate or even think to play around this topic to be convinced otherwise.

>>544939929
cool go back to redd*t

>>544939824
That's a role.

>>544939974
Asking for proof is basically the most reddit thing a person can do, I'm not gonna bother responding further, you can try posting another petty response. Explode.

>>544939253
>>Say something wrong
said what wrong? i said the game was rigged, you come in like a monkey redditor to say "um acksually its autofilled jungle" which is just a random part of how its rigged. you are stupid, legitimately
>>544939232
yes they have, they said it on twitter some time during covid, then they backpaddle and delete everything when they realize "wait we just admitted to hamsterwheeling the playerbase, thats probably not a good look" i dont have the original image of it but im pretty sure it was that bald rioter that wears a faggot UWU beanie that admitted you only have real sway in 10% of your games, and that those were the games you needed to play well in to climb

>>544940236
Ok show it.
BUt don't bother if it's something innocent and you misunderstood it.
It amazes me how dumb so many of you active posters can be.

we lost because our bot went a total of 3/19. I notice most of the times I lose a match I'm doing well in it's because bot lane is feeding hard

Marvel Rivals is deader than League.

>>544940236
>they said it on twitter some time during covid
So surely you have a screenshot of this?
No?
Thats what i thought, schizo.

>>544940449
that's why they have the coomer skins

If I win too often I already know, somewhere in my following games, there will be an absolute stomp defeat and more are likely to follow. Ironically, I get better teams when I'm recovering from a loss streak than I have when winning at hiccups rate. My match history is all considerable streaks and I look at other players' match history and see similar experiences.

>>544938801
I really like it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wV-BoJDwVt0

>>544937071
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGG0TrsmHjo
why did they fuck up s2 so badly?

>>544940449
This was hyped up as the next big thing it was going to kill League,Overwatch etc.
Aaand then it lost almost all of its players less than a year after launch.

>>544940973
>This was hyped up as the next big thing it was going to kill Overwatch
It did though

>>544940478
>>544940352
i didnt think 5 years down the line i would need evidence to support the game being rigged dogshit. i honestly thought the game had 1-2 more years left "competitively" before people realized it was beyond rigged. but i guess retarded animals just never learn. 5k games played over half their life and they have no idea what happens in them.

my support is a streamer

>>544941137
This screenshot mentions nothing about what you said?
So you just haveschizophrenia?

>>544941137
All new accounts, especially back then started at around gold mmr. To reach D2 it would take you 50-150 games depending on your skill level. There's no mystery there, it's just your schizophrenia.
They'll address it with trueskill 2 which will ignore that process and place you in d2 mmr in just like 5-10 games on all new accounts.

>>544941375
>The climb takes a long longer now.
>This is intentional.

>>544941194
feed on purpose

>>544941467
And how does that prove 45% of games are guaranteed losses exactly, schizo?

>>544941467
Yes, the climb takes longer because you don't gain 80 LP per win anymore.
Notice how the guy has a 100% winrate and is complaining about LP gains? He's not complaining about losing.

>>544941676
dont need to hes already retarded enough on his own

game so shit tyler1 is already doing variety lmao

>>544940449
That's only because it's a new game at the moment and there's also a lot of shooter games to compete with.
I think they'll do fine if it keeps persisting for about 5 years and builds up a following.
Honestly that game isn't too bad they just need more characters and map which will take time, ideally they keep consistent with their content quality too.
If it manages to stay up long enough it should organically build a following, not like marvel movies and other content are going away anytime soon.

>>544941137
If 45% of games were guaranteed losses how does this guy have 100% winrate?

>>544941696
They hide it to stay as the most popular moba.
Low IQ retards need something fake that moves fast to track with many layers to play more than they would.
At the end of the day it's a very simple MMR based game. The matchmaking is fair, you just suck. The fact that coaches can explain every aspect of the game conceptually and then any other good player can agree with that and pick your games apart and tell your elo with 95% accurate tells everything.

But this is a waste of time, math already proven everything is fair.

>>544941828
T1_PLAY_VARIETY won.

>>544941828
He's been doing that a lot more thesedays. I also liked that Minecraft stream. Good for him.

>>544941859
They need to gut melee characters >>544941994
No he didn't, he's ip banned from twitch.

no nut november is hard.

Believe in yourself, /lolg/. Why don't you do it...

Why does GENG and by extension Chovy always underperform during Worlds playoffs? No meme answers, is there a serious explanation?
What do other teams have that GENG lacks?

>>544941797
say hi to the camera, you dancing clown
lmao 0 agency

i nutted while playing with my duo

>>544941375
this screenshot is another example of them admitting to have fucked up ranked purposefully to hold people back, they backpaddled on this too
>>544941391
>To reach D2 it would take you 50-150 games depending on your skill level. There's no mystery there
they purposefully did that you fucking moron. they deleted rank skips and capped lp gains to hold back your visual rank even though you were playing with diamond+players. this is like if the world chess champion was given a new 1000 mmr profile and no matter who he beat he only won 20 mmr and when he lost because the game started him without rooks or bishops against an opponent that has 2 queens he drops down 50 mmr.
>>544941928
he was duoing with another challenger player during a time when kha jungle was objectively top tier. "50% winrate isnt real 2 literal challengers playing the best of the best champs in the game can beat it" not an argument

>>544942137
Not sure, perhaps it's just a panic thing? That Anivia pick was god awful.

>2025
>30+ yo still talking about the same topics they talked about in 2012
>still hardstuck plat

>>544942101
whats wrong nonny? gonna cum?

>>544937071
>trackswap hours
fuck yes. I love trackswaping
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ns2BlisLh3g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjBFftpQxxM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0JqxpaJot2E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FmlGo1KY2jE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iormb0WBxUM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KdQkAhHlvC0
and then these bangers recently dropped
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aIhd5GDjZmg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eewaGzYteFk

>>544942291
You're gonna need to give that guy Riots matchmaking code or some shit to prove it, there's just no point talking to a brick wall like that.

If 45% of games are forced wins that you cannot lose then how do i have 32% winrate.

If any Brazilian or anyone playing in the BR region want to duo with me just add me pls (aiko#8400). I'm a support, usually playing stuff like Nami, Poppy and Seraphine! ^^ Sometimes I tap into jungling, and then I play Nunu.

>>544942137
No idea, never seen anything like it. Not just in league but in any sport.
It's probably a nerves thing maybe.
>>544942306
No it wasn't, this is cope results based analysis.
She's good against every champ on enemy team except ornn.
They lost that game in particular because jg mid and bot pooped the bed
Only mistake chovy made that game was buying archangels which deleted liandries and prevented him from getting void.
Ornn getting through lane even in cs with Yorick is absolutely criminal.

>>544938618
hwei
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4uoaqvA-y6M
viego
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pgs4KeaEsBk
kozzy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyNkrlwKs7c

mfs be out here like no i've never had 5 losses and 5 wins in a row bro, i totally get 15 wins in a row and 1 loss maybe 2, the game is fine, that yi with no icon? yeah it's nice to see new players join a grandmaster game

>>544942559
I hope you find your duo friends, but to improve you need to play solo.

>>544942473
i really just dont understand what he is arguing for, like what does he gain? how do you look and the porofessor to basically every single game to see one team being autofilled loss streak pissers against a team of tryhard onetrick smurfs and think "yeah matchmaking did what it could, this was a fair experience for everyone"

*jg top and bot
I made a minor typing mistake so now is your chance to not acknowledge any of my points and instead focus on that

bros I'm smashed drunk, should I do my first ranked games in this state?

>>544942839
He said in another thread he has been playing League for 10 years.
If you spend 10 years on something you have to deffend it you kinda cant admit its shit otherwise you just spent 1/8th of your lifespan on some rigged dogshit.

>>544942839
I literally said the same thing, and the guy straight up goes "errrrrm proof?? :nerd_emoji:" of a chain loss or win, dude probably doesn't even play the game if he's typing shit like that. Don't even bother wasting your breath on those types of vermin's honestly.

>>544943056
yes absolutely

>you can hide stats now with streamer mode
Fucking gay wtf

>>544943386
Ok pick my junglers for the games.

>>544943056
Be sure to tell your teammates how drunk you are every time you die.

>>544943394
lux would never do this

>>544943478
stuff that doesnt take much effort but would be funny to make basic fuck ups on
nunu
amumu
briar

>>544942823
Thank you! Someone actually added me recently and asked if I wanted to duo, but they are Bronze 2 and I was afraid of sinking them or something... *sighs*

>>544943540
Thats not Lux thats Ezreal on hrt.

>>544943540
you dont know lux like I do

>>544943598
Nunu is indeed an amazing friend when drunk.
I'd have to see how Briar works first, let me do two Brawl games.

>>544943394
*grabs lugs' boobs*

>>544943601
You'll sink each other either way lmao. Again the best way is the solo way.

>>544943730
>I'd have to see how Briar works first
the main thing is to hold E to be able to get out of your berserk state. you GENERALLY dont want to W if your E isnt either up or coming up soon because all it takes is a flash or another person dashing into vision or appearing out of a bush or something to make it so youre just running to your death and can do nothing but watch
also treat W recast like kayle E, its good for executing but dont limit yourself to just that either
the rest is basic enough. hope you're able to pick her up!

>>544943895
>the best way to play this multiplayer co-op game is to play by yourself with a team of randomly selected retards
>wait why
>uhhh because my ego said so, I think I'm good at the game because I play alone even doe I'm like silver

>turbo smurf jg
Bets?

Which one's your favorite big booba white haired chick, /lolg/?

>>544944312
Ashe.
New Syndra looks bad.

>>544943895
I just want to make friends playing this game and have an even better time... I'm strongly considering playing on NA. Surely it's playable, right? The ping should be bad, but still playable...

>>544944260
I mean it's not even my original take. I took it from coaches who've been challenger since forever and also played pro. But I see their point in depth and I agree with it.
Did you realize your fallacy?
You still play multiplayer when solo but just at your precise skill level! You have to be able to handle that and beat it!

>>544944312
Neither, it's Camille

>>544944279
all in your team because better skins, names and streamer mode lee

>>544944395
Try wild rift and join all the discord groups you can.
I've made more lasting friends that way than in any other PC game.
I'm checking my account in LoL right now at 1 AM and there are countless people online from wild rift that I've added like back in 2021 !!! The game is fun so people stick around and they're all so friendly and interesting.

>>544942189
>implying i was within the supports camera range at any point in that match

>>544944395
If you mean playing on NA from EU, yeah it's possible. I managed to reach silver in NA playing there a few months ago.
Only thing you need to worry about I guess is that because you're queueing during EU hours you will probably come across a lot of NA players who're probably high or drunk during those hours.

>>544944510
Yes, you play multiplayer with people you hate instead of people you like
Wow so fun

>>544944279
in my experience streamer mode people are always street shitters

>>544944679
lol
>>544944724
Brazil is in south america, my american friend, lmao

>>544938618
A certified [Defeat] 1/0/21 [Very Bad Team] [Toplane diff] banger:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrr614ymubQ

I love Lissandra!
>>544944312

>>544944675
Interesting... I will check that for sure!

>>544944724
Playing on NA from Brazil in my case. I'm one hour ahead of the East Coast and 4 hours ahead of the West Coast. I don't think it's that bad, also I could easily adjust my sleep schedule, I'm a NEET ;-;.

>>544944738
Well league is not for playing with friends then, unless you really enjoy swiftplay together.

>>544944849
Yeah should be fine. I'd probably drop playing in a different region if the ping goes above 120ms though.
If you want to test then make a new account in na and then try to see how it goes there before committing RP to move.
Also yeah Brazil is lonely as fuck out there, probably like 2 people play on the South American servers here.

>>544945056
Anon I'm another person mocking your lack of geography homework.
Why is your awareness so low? Wake up shartmart friend.

NEET girls are cute

>almost every high elo streamer and pro player likes duo queue
>the people telling you that duo will "hold you back" will never ever post their op.ggs because they are 100% stuck in silver will grinding out thousands of games of some broken noobslayer champ
Interesting

>>544945170
All the NEET girls that I know have been in that state for a short time then found a desperate guy to give them a very comfy life, making their neet time meaningless, no repercussions.
The only genuinely longer term NEET girls are those with obvious physical defects, but if you are a woman, you could even be schizophrenic, if you are hot people will fuck you automatically.

>>544945167
I did not read the initial post, perhaps you are the one who lacks awareness because I mentioned asking if this is for EU to NA or vice versa before you joined in the conversation?

>>544945170
doubt

>>544945265
but their op.gg says challenger
streamer kun says platinum
>>544945370
>anon still thinks Brazil is in EU
>acts cocky after been called out
lmao dude you're like an immigrant or what? how is your reading comprehension and general cognition so low?

>>544945170
true, im still insanely obsessed with limmie....

>champ I want to play in ARAM in on the bench
>wait for the timer thingy to tick down
>click it
>nothing happens
>click it again
>nothing happens
>someone else takes it

>>544945508
No I literally meant what I did which is why I typed it that way this entire time and am unsure why you're posting this as if it's some grand conspiracy.
He literally asks if he can move to NA and I assumed if it's from NA to EU or vice versa because that is what I did which is what I wrote in my initial post because that was my experience.
Are you lacking in awareness and also an immigrant with low reading comprehension?

>>544945961
I want a Chinese wife to ride me like that but alas, that life is not for me.

>>544945170
neets deserve love too

the long awaited duo bot is here
bets are open

glad bigL found a man and finally fucked off and freed us from his cancer spreading

>>544946087
I mean it's possible for a femoid to have no sex for long times and isolate herself like the average retard but that's temporary for them. Usually a very rich and hot guy randomly gets desperate for them and breaks trough with all his might

Man, how I wish for a Mayhem game with no Kassadin/Pyke/Mel/Vayne/Brand in it...

>>544946095
The larping ones deserve eternal damnation tho.

>>544945170
no, they're not.

>>544946416
why would one larp as a neet

playing league with friends is a chore, not fun
a game or two of arena every couple days is alright but more than that and i'm only here to please you, i'm not enjoying it

>>544946808
I mean it's trivial. Just pretend life is hard, can't go to work and leech off your parents

KWAB.

What is this face even suppose to convey?

>>544946982
>playing league with friends is a chore, not fun
skill issue

>other people keep dodging
>i cancel queue to wait for new lobby
>it warns me i have to stop doing that
why is it getting mad at me

I don't get why some of you are so depressed. I can't even get my dream car because i'm afraid of fucking up my finances and doing well above my peers.

I might be a scrooge and my descendants will enjoy and squander all my wealth and I can't help it.

>>544946808
This topic is not League of Legends at all but I will try to answer this as neutrally as possible.
Probably to seem quirky because unemployment is seen as a meme thesedays due to the current state of the economy, it can also be an easy and incredibly lazy pity point gains sort of deal I guess.
Plus it's basically an open inv for guys to get in their dms since they should be open to respond to them like anytime in the 24 hour span on top of being easy to hang out based on the guys schedule, the girl is basically a leech anyways so they can pretend its like a housewife situation to cope and the guys can easy to control girls since they dont really have money to do anything. Etc.

>>544944595
>>544944843
We turbo lost. I was flamed and added.

>>544919272
Chovy knows the real tournament is MSI, not Mickey Mouse Worlds.

>>544947513
>I'm depressed because... I have money
??? Fake struggle + just buy shitty hextech chests and cry or something idk

>>544947527
>and added
and flamed some more?

>>544947513
>don't get why some of you are so depressed
because I hate myself

>>544947678
never heard of mo money mo problems?

>>544947889
Literally never + I am jobless atm and came back to this godforsaken place to keep my mind off bullshit + your made up issue is nothing to me. Explode.

>>544948163
*explodes*
WTF

>>544946982
You're a downer

>>544948163
Fren, why are you angry at me and not the Indians?

>>544947713
Naturally

>>544948358
I hate the Indians too, maybe there was an Indian misreading my posts about region server hopping like 5 minutes ago. They should also just die or something.

>>544919662
If it wasn't because of her annoying as fuck lines, Aurora would be the hottest, no contest.

Aurora has lines? What's next, a personality?

>>544919662
>random rabbit sounds
I want to kill her there.

>>544928040
>smolder girl
those exist??? what's her name and tag...

aurora has a deep lore bro

>>544949017
I know you're being sarcastic, but not having one would be an improvement over whatever the fuck she is now. "Writen by autistic people" my ass, I work with autistic people and they don't consistantly vomit the levels of twitter shit she spouts.

very simply.
and calmly.
carry the game.

>>544949194
Yeah I get you. Sorry about your occupation tho fr.

>>544949194
She's written like an after school special episode about the importance of autism acceptance.

Actual autist would ramble endlessly about their narrow interest or else not say anything at all, because the whole point of autism is they don't into socializing. They either ignore people around them or mistaken people being polite as an invitation to talk nonstop about kingdom hearts or whatever

Hypothetically how much of a shot does TES have? T1 isnt looking to hot and I could make decent money betting against them.

Faker fans are mental illness

>>544949518
>steel had more gold than your mid laner
qmm level performance

>>544949713
Riot will rig it so T1 makes finals at the very least for viewership purposes.

>>544949518
40 extra losses, man that's wild.
I remember people in your games would just be straight up toxic or retarded back when you were losing an account like every week. Matchmaking is truly rigged.

>>544949713
Mental illness is doubting T1 and Faker against China.

>>544949194
she's meant to be high-functioning or something right?

>>544947261
>someone dodges while im feeding my cat some chickin
>it gets angry at me again
what happens if i do it a 3rd time will it spank me

>>544949836
mental illness is thinking faker isnt being carried by his team for the better part of three years

>>544949518
>normal draft
>negative w/r

this general has not changed in the past 15 years and i don't know if that should make me happy or sad

>>544949973
Yeah you don't watch T1 play.

nah but how come the enemy team in my silver mmr normal game has a better drafting coach than geng

>>544949635
I bet none of the writers in the room were diagonsed with autism, just people who think some annoying antisocial quirk they have means they have the 'tism and Riot doesn't confronts them about it because they'd screech in their tweeter and sue them.

"Spirits are so lucky they're not people." That reads like some they/them neo pagan witch. The lore describes her as kind and caring even if quirky and awkward because of her mental illness, and then you enter the Rift and she starts with her totally quirky and relatable lines.

>>544943394
>hide stats
...where?

>>544950050
Mentally ill TI fan spotted whos probably peaked in plat

>>544949713
TES has a low shot.
Typically T1 makes sloppy plays during the earlier stages, to the point where they would be eliminated if they lost a single round against the enemy team such as the last AL game or during MSI but the higher they climb up the brackets they somehow manage to get their shit together and play extremely well.
That being said It would be boring if they win again despite them basically performing at their peak around this time out of any other.

>>544950059
because you're trolling with hail of blades nautilus top

>>544950407
casters make T1 games borderline unwatchable

>>544950119
I think what they could possibly mean is that if a player has streamer mode on their ign is censored to the champs name and therefore probably doesn't show or give any info about their account if they're porofessoring to check player stats before loading the game. For reference you can see the Lee Sin in this post >>544944279 is on streamer mode because their actual ign is not shown in the loading screen.

>league is a statcheck-heavy game
>adcs (ultimate statcheck role) cannot do basic mathematics to understand how shit collector is
>cry when they cannot kill tanks (its been 15 seasons of this behavior)
its unbelievable. just unreal

>>544949713
completely ignoring the whole T1 IS LPL'S FATHER 12-0 AT WORLDS
I'd still say with how both teams seem to be playing it'd be 6-4 or 7-3 T1 favor still.

T1 beating probably the cleanest looking chink team at worlds in a banger best of 5 is already nothing short of a miracle after how their play ins and swiss stage games was going for t1, TES looked the same for swiss and knockout so far and had close games with g2 and got smacked by KT of all teams. Either 3-0 T1 or 3-1 T1 or 3-2 TES by another unga fighting from both sides of constant throwing

>>544949518
still consistently shit are we?

>>544950586
hob naut top is the yorickslayer though

>>544950613
Look for alternatives. Thankfully I'm retarded so this is not an issue for me.

>>544950059
Silver? Didn’t you used to be plat? The fuck happened??

>>544950674
>fell for the pseud collector bad reddit myth
oh no no no

>>544951158
Dumbdiggers ass kinda heavy.

>>544951205
it objectively, inarguably is when most people build it, yes.

>>544951312
compared to what and on what champs?

>>544951158
i played a bunch of zed in ranked for some reason and lost every game and then i got a job and since then i cba to play ranked so i havent reclimbed yet

>>544951304
Ohhhhh. Never duo in ranked bro.

>>544950871
what do you plan to do once he gets ult? killing a pre 6 yorick is nothing, even braum can do that

>>544951438
not steelie was just joking
dds ass do be kinda fat doe still

>>544951371
compared to lord dominiks regards or infinity edge or yuntal wildarrows on critical strike chance attack damage carries

>>544951158
he decided to stop playing sona
he was a few wins from emerald

I wish it showed peoples rank when they post here like the old riot forms because holy fuck some of you guys have bad takes

>>544951684
what are the bad takes, go on sis

>>544951371
LDR does more damage at 3 items than collector. Even to non-tanks.

>>544945170
What is a ""NEET"" girl? Some fantasy stereotype you have in your head?
I dont see what not having a job - or having a job is supposed to say about your personality or looks

>>544951928
not on corki

>>544951598
>lord dominiks regards or infinity edge
neither of these you would ever build in the same slot as collector retard.
>yuntal wildarrows
doesn't objectively do more damage than collector
>>544951928
it doesn't because you build LDR as well as collector you fucking retard. do you even play the game?

Hello is this the 2xko general

>>544951684
True the debates people have here are very stupid
or people trying to give advice on champs they played for a few games

>>544952048
No, you don't. Many people only build one and choose wrong. Collector is worse.
>>544951993
Yes, on even Corki. Ten year old children mog you at arithmetic.

>>544952142
Yes. There used to be other generals for Riot's games but those other games were probably killed by Riot so it's just this place now.
Though you may get better discussions in the fighting game general instead.

>>544947543
I don't even watch anything but worlds

>>544952268
nope because corki e is coded weirdly/bugged so lethality applies after his shred making lethality insanely efficient on him
nothing else in the game is coded this way, so i dont blame you for not knowing. learn something new every day, but try being a little less rude because it makes you look stupid when youre rude and wrong

>>544952534
I haven't lost a worlds final either.

>>544951205
>>544952048
>doesn't objectively do more damage than collector
when you get to any point of 2 or more items it does
collector scales like dog shit if you really want to play for early you're genuinely better off with kraken

>>544945336
>but if you are a woman, you could even be schizophrenic
im a schizophrenic guy and can tell you that most woman dont give a shit about that part either, just dont be retard.

what it trying to say is that woman get rejected aswell. i'd even say that a woman with bpd/bipolar or schizo is more likely to be rejected by man than a mentally ill man by woman.

they will propably just put your usual slog
>i know the true you
fetish

>>544951684
you WILL read my shitposts and NEVER know what i am!

it funny so you many of you joined this game become bisexual and got gold elo and you're still single lmao

>>544951684
this...

>>544952534
same

inshallah i’ll put my dick in sneaky one day

>>544953092
brosissy..............

I feel like going seraphs really gimped chovy, if he went roa>liandries>bloodletter he would have done a lot better. He had great ult placements but they just ignored the damage. On a professional team you're giving blue over to mid anyways, so why build 2 mana items?

>>544952268
>No, you don't. Many people only build one and choose wrong.
Noone does that.
Collector is an item you only ever build 1st item because its an earlygame snowball item for ADCs with heavy AD scaling.
You never build LDR 1st item because its not efficient until enemies have scaled to get more armor from levels and items, has higher cost and lower AD.
These items are never competing for the same slot in your build and if you build collector you are pretty much always going to build an LDR later on.
>>544952640
Nah Kraken has no crit so you can't get 2nd item IE. Its viable on a different set of champs. You'd never build Kraken on Cait, MF or Jhin but collector is a good option.

>>544953291
You are right except for buying bloodletter that item is garbage

>>544953426
Why are League players like this

All my favorite teams are eliminated bros. I thought hle or al could do it.

why do i play this game

>>544953883
just to suffer

>>544953883
>Morde losing to Sett
That man should be perma banned

>>544934583
gold is high elo now?

>>544934583
Cowsep viewer running it down ya hate to see it

Wishing all Zilean players a terrible day

>>544953596
It's easy to like KT. Decades long rivalry with T1, have sat as a middle or bottom team for years and finally get their chance. Having telecom wars as worlds finals would be poetic to a degree that I don't think most people would understand unless they watched starcraft. It means that even when you involved the whole rest of the world it would still be these two teams slugging it out from this tiny part of the world.

>>544954873
Same

Yone!

>>544955204
I like kt too. Cuzz is funny. I hope they win

>>544955291
Same player btw.
Zilean truly is a braindead elo inflating champ

>>544954606
sett harcounters morde

>>544955835
lmfao

>>544955832
this but shen

>>544950104
>>544949635
>>544949194

none of you have the tism like she has the tism. shut the fuck up. bunch of lowborn collector-type autists

>>544955979
you're propably iron so i have to ask, did you ever actually play against a botrk sett and not a methematically correct retard i can only press W sett?

>>544953424
Can you elaborate? It gives a bunch of stats anivia likes.

>>544951498
and we never heard from him again.

>>544956325
Emerald so close enough
I'd say it's like 50/50 chance they go botrk.
Sett actually hardcounters my champ though.

>>544956610
>bruh sett is totally not hard to beat look at this clip of a permapushing retard that got taunt under the turret

>hard counter shen
There is no hard counter to a global TP

>>544956419
>League zombie clicks the client out of habit
>His zombie brain moves his fingers to the "play button"
>Only gains a sliver of awareness when he realizes he's about to be put in the hamster wheel
>Instinctively closes the client

>>544956343
you cant buy bloodletter and void staff and she needs void staff
>>544956480
a certain somebody might have possibly ragequit from the game
also its not actually that serious
i queued support and didnt notice that i got filled top and locked in naut first pick
and because im a glass half full type of fella i decided to be positive and try to have fun with it

>>544949731
untrue

>>544957307
that happened to me one time where I locked in nami, went afk, and came back to a loaded game where I had a janna and she had the support item. Initially I shit my pants, but that janna carried, and we crushed that lane. Very fun game.

chogath support wasn't having it?

6 hours until TESbulls beat the fuck out of Shaker

>>544956906
He IS hard to beat. For Shen at least. The only reason I generally go even is because I'm a one trick and Sett is unga bunga so he's popular so I've played the matchup a lot.
The biggest factor in being able to outplay a Sett is if he's too retarded to confirm his W with his stun and only plays by leading with his stun and fishing for big Ws as you walk out.
AKA people who don't actually know how to play him anyway and just got inflated by his brain off kit.

He's NOT hard to beat for a Mordekaiser was my point.

>>544956986
He has two ways to stop it. Three really since Shen can't walk up to cs more than once every 18 seconds so he'll always be at his tower, and even then it's better to just let the shen go, deny him a full level of xp and take two or three plates then shit on him when he comes back to lane.

>>544958096
desu nautilus top is actually kinda good against certain champs like irelia
but yorick isnt one of them

>>544921253
She ate Rammus!!!
>>544922092
hope you had a good Halloween nerd.

>>544957307
>He's playing at an Elo yoricks don't even bother Auto resetting with Q.
Oh, carry on then, you can basically do whatever you want at that Elo.

>Nunu and Willump with Homeguard as first augment.
That was some of the most fun I've had with Mayhem yet.

>>544958994
its a silver mmr normal game as i said in the original post of the chain >>544950059

BEEP BOOP, FUCK THE TURRET

>>544959458
Got get 'em champ ;_;

>>544955515
For the first time in forever, i've been playing pretty well on him. That +2 ad was secretly op. I'm 2 wins from gold 3 now.

>>544959765
Seeing you climb now is making me really sad, it's like my son growing up too fast.

>>544959765
Were you not around for the +2 AD Graves fiasco years ago? People laughed at it and Gravesfags seethed over the "nothingburger" buff and it made him turbobusted.

gay

>>544960256
kraken slayer exhaust volibear
are you possibly black irl?

mhmmjap jap we totally need to rework shyvanna. champ is unplayable in modern league

>>544960575
now show the average mmr of the lobby

>>544960639
plat, but heres one of an emerald lobby

>>544961003
oh thanks for not showing it

>>544947543
Nice try Choky

ok chat is vanguard removed yet
I still have dreams of legolegends occasionally

>>544961464
no. what happens next when there's no candy?

>>544949518
>normal draft

>>544949713

Haters gonna hate

>>544949790
>riot will rig it

Pray tell how??

>>544960210
Nah I don't remember that one. I've never been that great at Yone though desu, I've always played him because i just love him regardless if he's good or not. Just now it's kinda nice to be able to do something against the infinite range poke mages mid.

What are some anime that capture the feeling of smurfing in low elo as an adc that arent isekai?

>>544961850
Ehhhh I wouldn't say your Yone was ever bad, you just play really agro.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4SqSm7kCTKE

remember this?

>>544961604
lol that webm
omg I am so behind on mastery points from not having played
I was like top 200-250 mastery points on looloo globally and probably top 10-20 toplane

if there is no candy then somebody will be turned into candy

>>544962035
I had succesfully filtered it out of my mind until now.

>>544962008
sailor moon

>>544961850
If you haven't already seen it his next buff is adding 5 damage to Q. Which I think is a revert of a very old nerf from years ago.

>>544962335
Yeah i'm actually really excited to see that but also nervous for I don't like when people take him from me in ranked and with buffs come grifters.
>poro Yone
Beautiful, lub him. I'm still hunting for the twerking poro in tft lol.

this mode is very bad

>>544963027
you suck

>>544963212
how do i suck if i won and got a lot of kills

>>544963027
It's like the worst parts of both Arena and ARAM

>>544963660
that's why most of us are just playing brawl,arena,aram for like a year now
game is beyond dead, there are no real updates and bpasses aren't even worth to farm

>>544962836
>I don't like when people take him from me in ranked and with buffs come grifters.
Yeah, it's ass. I hope it also doesn't shove him back into the proplay spotlight too hard either. He hasn't been appearing this Worlds as much as he did last.

>>544955291
>crit garen
oh god the war flashbacks

>>544961017
I'm gonna get some epic games tomorrow so you can headpat me too

>>544957307
I respectfully disagree, I think bloodletters gives CDR, health and AP which are all stats anivia likes and it also provides the pen to your whole team. If I had zero other magic damage sources probably go corpsebloom because the CDR is so nice. With a little cdr you can do stuff like RWQEE and by the time they escape your R you have another E up, while they're still chilled. Phase rush helps with patterns like that as well, since you can RWE someone and prob phase then pick up R and walk with them and RQE them.
Obviously anivias combos change based on your opponents movement options, dashes and such.

>>544964782
>it also provides pen to your whole team
wow that matters lets gimp our damage so that uhh our yorick can do more magic damage with his e and skarner can do more magic damage with his w that sounds OP!
bloodletter is only good if you are buying it to increase the damage another teammate that already has void staff will do, which is why you will see rumbles buy it with a mage mid
40% magic pen is just unbeatable

never give up (in pisslow)

>>544965418
Briar...lost?

>>544963885
>watching esports
NERD!!!!!!

>>544965418
hi shicken are you retired from streaming

>>544965967
Ackshually I only watch finals or if Yone happens to get picked. Otherwise it sits in a tab muted for the drops.

>>544965418
inspiring

>>544965526
she gapped the fuck out of jarvan early but we just cc'd her and bursted her down
>>544966324
hello! i am not retired from streaming i just prefer to do it when i have a long stretch of time set up and that just hasn't panned out the past few weeks
i'll probably stream tmrw tho

>>544966418
Honestly based, I do that with almost everything I play. That being said, don't be a retard like me, do not buy battlefield 6.
>>544966513
Cute Kai'sa, little monster.

>>544967214
okay. huggies hope you're having fun

>>544967629
aza? do you listen to shallowsky?
https://youtu.be/Nlbh7SsGrKg?si=-g8WWV6KMWZRSogo
essential jungling track
this song lives rent free in my head and I don't wanna be alone in this

you can just do things
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbOMMsytSV4

Aint no party like a bdd party

where is everyone

>>544968018
i am i really think i'm getting better and the feeling of improvement is like rly nice
even if it might just be an illusion caused by eomm i am engaged as FUCK

My little penis wants to get crushed by her muscular pussy

>>544927210
Bandwagoners and haters
There are 3 real KT fans and none of them post here; all of them are contrarians

>4man premade flaming me because theyre getting hard gapped
>a game where im not typing not doing anything just full clearing afk
>my acc will probably get chat restricted after this shit despite me not even doing the usual "kill yourself" befcause i genuinley didnt give a shit im afk full clearing jg garen but theres 4 fags reporting me.


anyway gg good game. update as im typing this im chat restricted. gg riot.

>>544969141
Nigga why do you have kraken slayer on garen
Are you a literal pedophile

>>544969243
I have a lot of shares in the company that produces kraken slayer. im heavily invested in the product.

I got Corporate Mundo and several Neeko skins from the pass
It’s a total scam but at least I got something
I wish wish we could still grind skin orbs, or at least a human amount of orange essence

>>544969141
>less damage than the yuumi

>>544968774
>the feeling of improvement is like rly nice
there is not much better
maybe but i think winning games like that one you posted instead of just being another victim of the matrix means something, become the big strong chicken you were always meant to be

me mel me die 10 times and farm minion
anyway vayne is a cozy solo carry champ

>>544968679
what's goin on

>>544969325
keep it up and someday that company might be as big as Dennis's Serpent Fang Corporation.

>>544937071
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpfvOvkO9rI

>>544968359
What is this funny creature looking at me?

>>544969830
it's mfw. my souless gremlin eyes are piercing through your soul in an unnerving manner as I propose my post

>want to learn toplane
>"hmm lets practice in norms/swiftplay"
>offrole
>offrole
>autofill
>on role
>offrole
>offrole
>3 dodges in a row

holy shit this role is a blast to play

great weekend crowd.


when i say to you this is literally the worst i typed all game and they were perma flaming all game no fucking punishment their way.
gg

>>544970075
Well it was cute. /headpat
But my jungling music is more of a //_- vibe.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKEQjxeD8d4

>>544970984
deserved for building kraken slayer on garen

>>544958723
Hell yeah! Did you have a good one too?

Redpill me, how did Azakana garner so many simps?

>>544969080
same

>>544971378
I did very much. Took my nephew trick or treating, watched horror movies with my mama and we barbecued.
>>544971403
They all know of my ffxiv accomplishments and are trying to get me to carry them.

dubs and I make a support ticket and let this guy touch some grass

>>544971646
No I just think you're cute. ,_,

>>544971646
Double hell yeah. We did the same but went back out late at night. It was a long night.

Also, you're a e-celeb now.

>>544970984
why do you think anyone wants to listen to your yapping? a screeching retard at best

>>544971261
>/headpat
thank you! good luck in your games tonight, or your esports bets if you placed them
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKEQjxeD8d4
oh I kinda like this. it's giving me alesana + coldrain vibes. added to playlist
anyways gn lolg

>>544972097
Little do they know of how uncool I am irl. I work, come home, play video games or watch anime, sleep.
>>544972218
Baaaased for knowing of Alesana

>>544971403
Dats my white boy

>>544972493
>Little do they know of how uncool I am irl. I work, come home, play video games or watch anime, sleep.
You sound like a dream partner for trannies.

>>544972493
Don't be modest.

>>544973721
Strange looking goat pic.... Something is off.

I barely survived day one of no nut november, lolg.

>>544974402
No, don't worry about it. Trust the strange goat.

Choky's eyes widen as he takes in deokdam's Peter. “Oh baby, you're so PerfecT. Don't get excited, but can we do it in the jaCuzzi?” Choky licks his lips, murmuring to himself, “Ain't no party like a Bdd party…

.

I feel like a retard for having hope when they made that announcement about combating smurfs
Literally nothing changed
Hand leveled accounts are still terrorizing my fucking normal games
I can't go one night without some level 20 70% winrate tranny blowing up everyone on ARAM mayhem
I feel like anyone who isn't an Arena player or a 12 hour a day ranked addict is just a second class citizen

>>544974712
Hm!... fine but i'm just gonna straight up pick this goat up and walk away. Carry her like a 2x4 piece of wood.

>>544975161
thats on you for listening to this stupid threads narratives, they never said anything about combating smurfs

i be traaainiiiin

>>544975631
every single change to ranked matchmaking/mmr for the last 8 years has been in their own words to combat smurfs

>>544976351
no, its to make it harder for them to climb
which means they will spend more time in your games
they have no problem with a high elo guy ruining a low elo game

>>544974983
this is why i started playing graves top btw

>>544975530
You can get her if she drives away!

ADC is the designated femboy role
all of the champions like kaisa are AGP triggers
ADCssies never had a chance since they installed the game

GNM

>take d shield
>take ignite instad of tp
why do solo lane tards do this

>cant for fun play or pick
>gotta lock in the main because the weekenders are subhuman freaks yada yada yada

check out this sick clip
https://streamable.com/35hiih
improved my mood for the night that was a sick epic play for the win

lol does every ranked player really have a 50-50 record with like +/- 2 wins?

>>544977303
>me unga
>team bunga

>>544977464
yeah playing with an against people of the same skill level will do that to ya

>>544977604
i don't think it will actually, and that seems to be a relatively new phenomenon
back in the day(previous seasons) i think people were allowed to have higher winrates

Dodgers won again lolg.

>>544977883
>i think people were allowed to have higher winrates
>allowed
they still are?
its called playing vs worse players?

>>544977464
yes

i was 95w 73l now i'm 101w102l with MVP performances every game

riot enforces 50-50

>>544978160
>have a positive winrate
>climb
>enemies get better
>get stuck
wow...

>>544978340
>enemies get better while your average teams don't*
fixed it

>>544978340
>Messy Messy Messy Doomed
>Messy MVP (OnlY WIN IN 20 GAMES!)

paid riot agents will tell you this is organic

this game would be better if dying more than 10x in a match disabled matchmaking for 24h

>>544978340
>>544978861
omg true wait this wasn't a thing before vanguard got implemented
the thing that is always running in the background reading your every mouse movement... using chinese AI to know when you are slipping up and ready to fail and pairing you with 4 others in the same boat, meanwhile they put together a super team of accurate clickers as the enemy all to keep people at 49.9%-50.1% winrate to keep them playing, similar to mechanics that slot machines use

>>544978340
>>enemies get better
>>get stuck
nah, riot can not find 3 good players to take down a smurf, they have to give the person autofilled jungle and support with a shitpick solo lane. back when the games were fair and fully X rank if you played well enough to win you would, now you can play the game realistically top 95% perfect and still just get held back

>>544978340
wwyd if you're ADC and 20 games in a row your top-mid-jungle are 0/9 combined at 10 minutes and the enemy top and jungle are these premade niggers

>>544979507
>back when the games were fair
wasn't it twice as bugged and unbalanced and also only certain roles could carry?

>>544979964
>also only certain roles could carry?
that's why they're called carry roles retard

why do you think these support motherfuckers that get gold without any cs, any anything, should be allowed to oneshot people like they do today?