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>>532211360>Game news (EN)Current Rate Up: Tokai Teio (3* Alt), Mejiro McQueen (3* Alt), Kitasan Black (SSR), Satono Diamond (SSR)
7/16 - 8/1: Story event
7/27 - 8/8: Legend Race
>Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Fusaichi Pandora (3*)
Scenario Release Campaign:
>Doubled Bonuses>Extra Rentals & Cost Discount>TP Usage Halved>Daily Free Factor Reroll>Onsen Rate UpCM Classic will be held on 7/25, Hanshin, 2200m, right, summer, cloudy, special rule: No debuff skills.
LoH Long will be held in August, Sapporo, 2600m, right, summer, sunny.
2nd Main Story, Team Ascella - Final Chapter Now Available
>IP NewsUmamusume 6th Live Event Autumn Leg will be held on 10/18-19
https://umamusume.jp/contents/event/tnf6th-autumn/
>Thread CirclesJP: ใฆใใชใชใชใช (20 million/month), PUMA, ใฆใใดใใใฎใพใซใพใซ (No quota)
EN: https://rentry.org/umaclubs
You must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.
>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26 (Now includes Tanukis)
A basic guide for newfags
https://rentry.org/umaglobal
Find networks if your region is blocked from the game or client
https://www.umavpn.top/
Seiyuu & Concerts
https://rentry.org/umst
/uma/ POG (Paper Owners Game)
https://rentry.org/umapog
Umamusume Global Reference Document
https://docs.google.com/document/d/11X2P7pLuh-k9E7PhRiD20nDX22rNWtCpC1S4IMx_8pQ/preview?tab=t.0
>Cygames WebStore allows you to buy jims on any devicehttps://webstore.cygames.com/umamusume/
>How to link your Cygames IDhttps://support.cygames.com/faq/applink_umamusume
HOW DO I KEEP STAMINA AT OVER 400 WHEN I NEED SPEED
>>532272276 (OP)Imagine waking up to Almond cleavage in your face
I hereby declare today as official "We hate Almond Eye" day
Not the IRL horse, that one is cool. But the Umamusume.
These are like the 8th Hishi and Bourbon I've pulled, yet my Sweep and Marvelous are both sitting at LB1.
someone should host races...
>keep placing 2 in Oka Sho with daiwa scarlet
what do I need to focus on
So I get the strategy of raising friendship levels to orange but once you start getting friendship training is it better to start doing those or continue trying to raise the friendship levels of others?
Like say I have 1 girl giving me friendship training on stamina or something but 2-3 girls who arent at orange yet in speed. Which would be preferable to take? Or is the strat to start doing friendship training asap if its a stat you want?
if we don't get free gibs today im gonna FREAK
>>532272423you dont need as much speedos as you think you do
holy meowly matikane's career is shit
she hardly grows in stats from training eventhough i have had several horses get to A rank with my setups
makes me think she either needs extremely godly legacies and fully uncapped supports or just raise her potential and buy all the debuffs and have her never win the URA
Clubs...kick the inactives
NOW
>>532272552Off model art.
Her bust is C+ rank at best.
Wait Umas have phones???? First time I see them with one
Is there a list that shows me which Umas I should prio for potential levels?
>>532272473Theyโre literally the same person
>>532272473>Almond Eye>Al mon deye>All Men Die
>>532272581SPEED MUST BE 1200 ITS A RACE YOUR HORSE NEEDS TO GO FAST
>>532272552i would keep raising bonds
Three 1* gut sparks in a row............................
>>532272675holy shit umamusume is so popular we even have indians playing now!
>>532272552in my opinion its best to keep getting the friendships and to level the stat you need most
what i mean is, try to get the stat you want to train the majority of the time to level 5 asap
>>532272760It sucks we are gonna have to wait so long for Dream Journey...
>>532272760she's so far away FUCk
how to A-rank evil nature?
Started avoiding double digit failure rates after getting fucked repeatedly by them and now I'm getting fucking by single digit failure rates.
Is this good?
I havent played much
Man these horses are actually funny. Is Tamamo in the game yet? Can I pull her?
>>532272760>>532272884cute design
terrible personality
>>532273008you don't love her enough
Torena-san has come to...
Removed an inactive so /uma/ has one open spot
>made my first 9* today
>Special Week with 6 power, 3 speed
GRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH LETS FUCKING GO
>>532273123'shi, I'm already a demon.
>>532273162>kicked for racial shitposting
So before you knew anything about how to play the game, what were your brainlet strats.
This was a math game for me, every turn I would add the stats I get for training speed, add the stats for stamin, for power, for guts and for wits and choose which training option gave the most stats
a horse girl that works hard can never beat a horse girl that's having fun
>>532273123Why is their trainer in a coma?
>>532273105Forgot screenshot but also what in the fuck
I don't remember marrying and impregnating my uma
I hate this game sometimes... Just got a night own immediately before summer into a migraine right after recovering from *that* as well as the migraine taking two turns to cure.... Guess this run is fucked
>>532273039Nope. You want 3* stamina. Power is good too.
does spamming front strategy on non-front runners in career only work for whales?
Wait which /uma/ club is racist?
A gold stamina skill would really help me out.
>mood down
>mood down
>sleep deprived
>night owl
>mood down
>mood down during summer camp
TAIKI PLEASE YOU'RE KILLING ME
>>532272663How else are they going to send nudes to you?
>>532273536via pigeonmusume
>>532273582It doesnt even have unique art
Its an anime screenshot
Dont bother
>>532273439Whichever club I'm in
Are statues easy to come by in the future? I wanna give my topgun a star, but I feel like I may regret it since she's only a 2*.
The main way to get a good dirt legacy outside of Urara is to have her as a parent and then do a whole bunch of dirt races during a career right?
I've done just that with El Condor Pasa for four runs in a row and still haven't gotten a dirt spark
>get 3 mood downs and an illness
>Run is instantly bricked
>Can beat ura easily but will be worthless for PVP
STOP WITH THE SLEEP DEPRIVATION AND RANDOM MOOD DOWNS
Where are the carat gib? How the fuck am I supposed to roll anything when kitashit ate everything I had?
if I wanted to spend money, which options are actually economical? they all seem pretty shite
>>532273707fuck marry kill
>>532273707My second wife Norn!
>spend 150 to open 1 card
>SSR
>OH SHIIIIIIIIโ
>Bakushin
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU YOU WHORE!!!!
I LIKE YOU B7T AHHHH
>>532273718just run mlb tazuna and your runs are immune to the bs
>my club leader still didn't kick the sub 10 million fan shitters
Kick them already nigger, I want my club rank gib to be as high as possible
>>532273439/uma/ does not tolerate racism.
>>532272276 (OP)hey anons
can you.. race in-between big races? wtf?
should I do that? I only race during big races and only train in-between
>>532273795i don't know the other two but fuck middle marry norn kill right
>>532272701the resemblance is uncanny
>>532273480explain
i find it only works fine for the debut race
>>532273895you can, there's lots of trophies to get that give carats the first time you win the race
>>532272701Is she the new main character of uma musume?
>>532273707are these mob umas
>DNA test came back
>Turns out im 16% jewish
Umas for this feel?
>>532273707Mini Lady my beloved...
I thought you guys were joking. I thought you guys were editing the screenshots.
>>532273898Left to right: Kill, Fuck, Marry
i dont like the cinderella gray opening
>>532273991you overstat the other racers so much you are only losing to being boxed in
>>532273329the predations of evil super creek led to torena-san falling into a goo-goo babies induced coma
>rolling for support cards is boring and lame but mandatory
>rolling for umas is fun and enriching but mostly useless
demonic game design. everyone at cygames will be poked by pitchforks in hell.
>>532273772Only the rookie packs and limited ones are usually the best ones, the limited ones is usually stuff like anni suptix or half anni suptix, things of that sort are usually more worth spending your money on than actually buying the raw jims because the dollar equivalent on them is usually really shite, I think someone posted a spreadsheet of it a while back showcasing the value of each carat pack but don't have it...
>>532273870Say that in club chat pussy ass bitch.
Racist shitposting? You canโt even have a basic conversation in the club because everything is an invalid character. Itโs like itโs forcing you to talk like an esl
would it be retarded to glue the copies of makitanetannhauser from the event for cleats? sheโs apparently not good at MLB even after the guts rework
>>532274162norn is so beautiful....
how does she not get any support card at the very least
>>532274256That's why I play for the girls and ignore the numbers game
>>532274381Because she never ran a graded race
>>532273707Who's middle, she's cute
>>532273991it only affects wit which is a dead stat, -90 % wit is no problem (skills still work)
WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK
>>532272541They must have juiced that race since adding the quest. I keep getting second as well.
>>532274291I can't say nigger in club chat because of the cuck filters. Also every club needs to kick the sub 10 million shitters not just my club. Ideally I would kick everyone under 20 million too desu.
>>532273582>Gold recovery skill that only procs mid race so it won't activate early and requires being surrounded but its a late surger card so you're always surrounded.If only it wasn't a guts card.
>>532274321it would be retarded to glue your free MLB SSR
>>532272324I lost at Tennosho (Spring). I have no idea how much stamina this brat needs
>wake up
>no exclamation on friends tab
>you only supported 2 players
Follow me!
157076586018
8* stamina + MLB Kitasan black
>>532273707>>532274162why does everybody want to kill the mask girl I want to fuck her the most
mischievous grin characters are the best for sex
>>532273870join a serious club instead of a shoe trading club then?
>>532274162Where are these girls from, the new movie or something?
t. animelet only halfway through season 1
>JP version has fullscreen with all the anime animations enabled
...Why didn't they do this with the global release right away? Do we really have to wait years for simple QoL to arrive because the japs have an autistic sense of time schedule?
>>532274517Make your own club, big guy
>>532274074No, sheโs just the character the 4th anniversary reveals centered on, and will likely be the 5th anniversary Uma, like how Orfe was with 3rd and 4th.
Her story is doesnโt really have enough tension or drama to really take up a main character spot with 15 starts and 11 wins.
>>532274463hahaha get fucked
>>532272651done.
apply now or post id
>>532273293>kick one guy for shitposting>two 30mil+ trainers immediately apply*shrug emoji*
>>532274463Thatโs actually impressive
>>532274517Iโd kick everyone under 30 million. Youโre not a bottom-feeding little bitch, are you?
>>532274463Bro go buy the lottery or something.
>>532274428oh thats sad :(
can't she be a jobber during the career at least
Am I better off running a level 30 SSR over a MLB SR?
>>532274463I don't believe you
>>532273870People with under 10 mil should be kicked not for being casuals but for being metafag rerollers
>>532274740almost never, MLB SR will be way better
>>532272760>>532272884reminder that dream journey killed another Uma to get you as her trainer
>>532274583If we kick the sub 10 million shitters and recruit decent anons begging to join /uma/ clubs we would be a top 100 club. I'll think about leaving after I get my monthly gibs though, no reason to leave now
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yo wtf I'm watching this jerma guy (idk if you know him) play monster rancher 2 and it's literally the same game as uma musume?? did they steal this???
>>532274806>stamina Cbwo...
>have MLB kita
>can't find any other MLB cards to borrow because everyone else has their lender card set to fucking kita
>>532274463That has to be shooped
I honestly didn't expect the first uma musume competitor to be chaos zero nightmare...
>>532273391Kitasan is out now. It works for literally every horse and is how you do consistently do runs without buying any skills ever. You can buy skills and switch to your preferred position during the URA finals if you don't think you can win.
>>532274538which gold recovery?
>>532274692I'm above 30 million but the club would not be able to recruit 30 million+ fans exclusively so I'm fine with 20million+ fans
How do I get my umas swagged up
There's no point in hoarding statues is there?
>>532274887freaky looking goldship ngl
>>532273772Best options are the packs with tickets, the current beginner B+C ones only include launch stuff in the pool but weโll get better ones at anni/half anni
>>532273391despite what the shitters claim it has no tangible effect on the outcome
>>532274889I trusted you, I got swinging maestro and gourmand.
>>532274821>>532274821But what if the level 30 SSR is Fine Motion and my go to borrow is MLB Super Creek so I can't really swap it out?
>>532275016Its in her career events.
>>532275036What did Norn mean by this?
>>532274463What the FUCK indeed
Grass Wonder only looks good from behind
>>532274916anon.... use the db https://uma-global.pure-db.com
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>>532274561She needs a decent amount of stamina. This was my first win with her.
>>532274269Iirc daily is the best dollar to jim conversion but itโs still pretty weak compared to other gacha, tickets are easily the way to go
>>532274806teio is never good
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bwos... the supply is running dry...
>>532274887Anon, these types of games have existed even before Monster Rancher, look at Princess Maker and other raising/dating sims of that era, a lot of them share lots of similarities with one another...
>>532274503gave it another shot put her in pace got 1st
>>532275246im still rerolling
>>532275131Buy her merch so she can take her hubby (me) to many dates.
>>532274834I do not see the issue here
>>532275163shit I wasn't aware there even was a player database. apologies for being retarded
Please help me MLB Super Creek anons. I have this horse and MLB Kitasan.
738796232247
>>532275248nahhhh that's craaaazy
Gonna leave my club to join AlmondMilkโฆ.
>>532274834If she would kill for me I think that's wife material
>>532275325What are you doing on 4chins, Kitahara Joe????????
>>532275248stop replying to obvious shitposters
can sub legacies pass on green and white sparks? how much weaker to green sparks get when passed down each legacy?
How hard is it to breed a turf long haru
>>532275163Didn't realize you had to specifically register your ID. I'll add mine next time I log in.
>>5322755299* turf 9* long
>>532275434>Paying taxesnot gonna make it
>>532275392Meant this pic, but still.
holy fuck anons
I'm really not enjoying my vodka run right now
I have ass stats, and all my enemies have like circles
I keep getting 2-3 place, how the fuck do I keep doing this
it just feels bad because I know I'm not passing the stat check, but somehow I keep moving forward, but it feels bad because its never a win, it's 2-3 place
It's just a slow, gradual journey to eventual ruin
she's never the fan favorite, always 6-8 on the fan scale
is that her character trait or something?
>>532275529hmmm idk just have both legacies 9* on both??
>>532275434THERE'S PICKLES UNDERNEATH MY IRS TAX FILING REPORT...
mayano said she wants to marry me. later, virgins.
>>532275727not skinny enough
>effectively scripted arima kinen loss causes this to plague my daily guest usage Vodka run when I was building her for PVP
Are you fucking kidding me
Fuck you
>>532275662Your first mistake was not picking Daiwa Scarlet
p-please bros stop requesting non-medium shoes
>>532275828I hope you got some skillpoints to spare
>>532275360>>532275448>>532275727STOP TRYING TO DICK DOWN MENTALLY ILL, LANDMINE AND EXTREMELY DANGEROUS UMAS, TORENAS, IT WILL NOT END WELL FOR YOU OR ANYONE AROUND YOU
>>532275828It costs 50 points to remove, if you're a broke boy just say so
>>532275896Does anybody ever have any skill points to spare?
>>532276000skillpoints are worthless
>>532275828nigger it's just -40 power, it's not that big of a deal
>>532275878I don't like her
mid design, mid character
vodka is a sexy tomboy that loves her family - based
Almond milk is the club for kita rerollers?
GIVE ME THE HORNIEST UMAS
>>532274834>dream journey killed another Umamultiple umas, perhaps
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I've been playing for a while now and I still have no clue what these are supposed to mean. Aside from the most basic idea of having decent stats, the criteria makes no sense to me.
>>532272884>>532275727why are her tits so flat? (hot)
>>532275723why are her tits so fat? (hot)
>>532276092Holy based, dorka is much cuter
sniffing Grass Wonder's big sweaty butt
sniffing Tazuna's large sweet smelling butt
>>532274503Debuff Vodka into oblivion.
I just can't seem to get invested in the scenarios. I'm just here for the gameplay.
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wow they really brought out the C-list voice actor for this character, huh
>>532276330Me too. I skip everything. All story and whatever, I don't give a shit, game is fun thats all I want.
>>532276335A lot of the umas have first time voice actors voicing them, bwo...
am I crazy or is MLB super creek better than MLB kitasan?
swinging maestro feels so mandatory
>>532276198SPD, STA and PWR compared to other runners
Double-circle: first
Single circle: second
Not sure which triangle is third and fourth
Empty line is below 4th, but doesn't really matter as long as you have enough STA for the track
>>532276198Each circle is a judge
One of them always judges Speed only
One of always judges a mix of power and stamina
And another always judges a mix of guts and wit
>>532274834Really?
If killed = make them go away which is practically the same thing in anime terms, that sounds psychotic
No way an uma like that exists
Have a happy day with your umas
>>532276198>bwo has never been hit with the โฆพ -- โจ before
The condition for some of the epithets are pretty convoluted.
>>532276335Some VAs got their best role from this game. Goldshi's is the prime example.
when should you stop prioritizing bond training
when should you start prioritizing rainbows
>>532276335>c-listHer crying when winning or losing in pvp is a-tier
Not only is Dream Journey extremely cute and sexy, she also has one of the very best songs in the entire franchise:
https://youtu.be/cbnR52c6YRA
>>532276152Is the newest club made since almond love got full and yes if you are a new player and didn't reroll for Kitasan black wtf are you doing
who would be good for triple tiara?
I had to use a turn right before this to run the Tanabata Sho instead of resting...
Have you won the All Coomers yet, /uma/?
not rolling this lazy whore such a shitty pesonality and probably a bitchy mother
>>532276335you have shit taste, we get it
>>532276448I told you about the Witmax + Swinging Maestro meta bro.
>>532275727>>532276181>Killed a bunch of umas to be with meNot sure if I should be aroused or happy that she likes me that much
>>532276460>>532276518I see. I don't pay much attention to it, but it does irk me when my Uma is something like #6 favourite despite having significantly better overall stats.
Love playing goo goo babies with Gentilmommy
>people still don't use the tool to unlock frames and enable AA
>get a sprint parent for air groove
>my previous attempt to do a campaign with a maya mutated with dirt aptitude failed badly
>expected this one to be average
>
Well damn if that isn't a sprinter
What is a 9* horse? 5 is the limit. I feel like I am missing something.
>>532276627only for long chars
>lusting over umas that won't be in the game for years instead of the cute and sexy umas like teio that we have now
what the fuck is wrong with you trainers
>>532276543pretty much you wanted to train another Uma and when you tried contacting them they didn't pick up their phone and dream journey was like "oh well looks like she isn't contacting you back wanna watch me train for now?"
>>532276985I'm scared I'll get banned if I play on Steam, I have flashbacks from all the people I knew getting banned in Grub for using virusmate...
>>532276745You probably failed 23% before succeeding in a 77% chance is the same odds as failing a 23% chance.
In short, do it pussy
>>532275662I've been there many times. You just have to grit your teeth through the low placings and continue with your usual regimen. If you don't make URA don't clock in the hopes of a miracle.
>>532277021im starting a rudolf career
anyone up for casual marathon race?
## 3600-RAIN-AWFUL ##
CODE : 97828499
put your beefiest honses in!
Start when the timer hit 0:20:00 or when the room is full!
>>532277087Pretending Almond doesnโt exist doesnโt make Teio any sexier
>>532276985>can't use what isn't shared
Who drinks water like this?
>>532277098That sounds like a bad time
>>532276985>trying to get people to get their shit banned>IT WORKED ON MY MACHINEyeah I'm sure it does, till you got violently raped by cyninjas and then banned
>pcgw doesnt mention anything over the fps or res unlockCURIOUS STUFF! but I bet that website is garbage to your feeble mind anyway, plus it goes against your narrative. fuck you
>>532277112Nigga the tool has been out for well over a year and nobody has ever gotten into trouble for using it. Steam couldn't care less.
>>532276335I will NOT tolerate Tickezo slander of ANY kind
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What is the go-to stat spread you guys are using for front/pace/late?
>>532277258thirsty people
>>532272541Just play Vodka's career, it's somehow easier to pull it off with her.
>>532276971Why are AIfags so obsessed with erp?
>>532276971>>531785992>ban evading again>cheating on your wife
>>532277148it depends on whether you just want to win career or are trying to build a pvp horse
you only need super creek + stamina sparks for career
Is the "One time only" paid carat pack worth it? Or would it be better to drip feed paid carats for the daily 50 paid carat single pull? Would like to expand my horse collection.
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>>532277331dude she's dogshit
How the fuck did global get the worst fanbase by far?
Its all Flamewars over Kitasan Black, or people bitching about overblown memes like "Wit game"
2 weeks in no one knows how to play the damn game despite numerous resources, and someone legitimately comes up to me like "number 1 pvp player has 1200 wit why shouldnt I"
Dumbasses
>>532277087I'm not lusting at all
I'm here as a trainer, not a breeder
What the fuck are you talking about
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Sorry if this gets asked a lot, but for that one free 3* voucher is that list of characters available to pick going to have more added later on or is that it and it doesn't matter if I use it now?
>>532277087The power of saving
Are power cards actually fucking worthless?
>>532277317I'll give it a shot at the end of the month, I still have the link open for it since I was heavily considering it but will see if anything happens by then...
>>532277157How many horses bwo? 2?
>>532277361Thereโs like 10 iPhone posters here. How can you tell who is who
>>532274463nice photoshop
Are we supposed to get any more gifts before the end of kitasanโs banner? I just need 40 more pulls to hit 200 and I should get 20 more naturally.
>wall of meaningless text
dont care didnt read plus L
>>532277304You sound psychotic.
>>532277550there're 18 slots, feel free to put up to 3.
>>532277478It is fixed. When you go to scout in the upper right corner it lists what all is eligible and that won't change.
>>532276989>400 witHoly brick
Well I suppose it doesn't matter with those dogshit skills
>>532277649>2.1 sentences>Wall
>>532276448I think a single Super Creek is beter than an MLB Kitasan, I rerolled and lost my Super Creek for an MLB Kitasan and I can't easily win races without borrowing someone's Super Creek.
>>532277525yeah, kinda
speed and wit are all that really matter right now. and 1 copy of super creek
i think power can be decent for building long umas though
>>532277348Why arenโt you?
>>532277365rookie pack B is decent for $20, you get the 1500 you can use for that banner which gives 10 umas, 1 of which is 3 star and a ticket for another random 3 star. only problem is that if you already used your starting selector and reward ticket you have a 20-30% chance of getting a dupe of a 3* which is ass.
>532277770
>tranny tale image
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>>532277525sprinters need them
>>532277087I donโt lust, I contemplate their beauty both old and new.
>>532273310Exclusively click the most frens and lose senior year cause I have 300+ guts and no stam/pow
>>532277157The race is now start(able).
I'll record and post the video when it's ready.
>>532276989What were your parent sparks? Power and stamina?
>>532277092I love this lil nigga
>>532277796>my fuckass who doesn't have any of the twoYOU JUST GOTTA BELIEVE
>>532277887she looks like she loses to kitasan black
>>532277064Please help a JR trainer.
>>532277767>falling for the wit meme
>>532273310I balanced all the stats around when I first started. Then I just started spamming Bakushin runs.
>80 pulls in uma banner
>No 3 star horses
I'm going to kill myself
>>532277157>bad mood Rip me, good race anons.
>>532277813I would go to /lolg/ if I wanted to erp with attention-deprived men, not here.
>>532277087I don't lust after them because I'm almost in my 30's (ouch) and the mentor role comes naturally to me
>>532278067witmaxxing is a meme on medium and long, but for sprints you definitely want good wit since every inch counts and getting boxed for even a second is killer.
>>532278086did you at least get enough copies of Mayano Top Cun to get her cool jacket
>>532277317Dude why aren't you using viramate? The tool has been out for years and nobody has been banned for it! There's surely no way KMR would start banning for it right? I'd rather not play than play without it.
>>532278086>rolling for umas when there is an OP Support car banner instead of wating for a few weeks for the OP Uma banners
>>532278086>pulling on jober mqueen's banner when falcon and seiun sky's banners are around the croner>not even getting anythingActually bricked
All of my runs are depressing me.
>No 3* sparks>Sometimes no white sparks at all>Terrible rainbow luck>Poor stat spreads>Struggles to even clear runsIt feels like the harder I try to raise an uma for my team, the worse she performs and the worse the run goes.
And then I see people with runs like this and just feel even worse:
>>532276989
>2% chance of failure in training
>failed
>got a negative condition and need to use the infirmary right before a race
okay...
Where do the carats come from after the new account rewards and trophies dry up?
Just random dev gifts and compensations?
The actual daily doesn't give crap.
>>532278187Im not trying to erp with youโฆfagโฆ
I'm running two account rn, one with
> MLB Kitasan only
another one with
> 2LB Kitasan + Super Creek + Fine Motion
Both still has selector and tickets, no carats left anymore, which one do I choose /uma/nons?
>>532277407Gachabrains are mentally impaired so most of them being retarded like this is a given, ironically the people with minimal exposure to gacha probably understand the game better
>>532272594Billions aren't gonna learn shit if you don't get that speed to power to 600.
>>532278330>falcon>seiun skyI don't give a fuck about them
>>532278302Except that was never the case. People warned about viramate before the ban wave and for good reason.
>>532277137bro wtf... I'm the THIRTEENTH favorite now
how the fuck, I'm at GOLD now, my girl should be one of the top musumes - SHE LITERALLY FUCKING GETS 2-3 PLACE EVERY TIME, AND SHE HAD TWO 1 PLACE VICTORIES
HOW THE FUCK IS SHE THIRTEENTH, IS THE GAME FUCKING WITH ME?
AND HER FUCKING RIVAL DAIWA SCARLET KEEPS GROWING BUT LIKE IN AN UNFAIR WAY
SHE HAD SHIT STATS LAST TIME - IT'S BEEN THREE DAYSSS - GUESS WHAT, SHE'S ALL D+ WHILE MY VODKA, WHO WAS ON PAR WITH HER, is now at 3x D and two Es
NOT ONLY THAT THIS IS A FUCKING LONG RACE
>>532278168it was set to awful for everyone bwo
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Does the JRA still make these cool as fuck CMs? It's actually insane how much they hype them up and I can clearly see how they used them a lot as inspiration in Uma now.
https://x.com/shibainoe/status/1947635770212446491
>>532278431Which one are you enjoying more?
>>532276971god i wish that was me
>>532277317>>532278302false flagging yuri tards i can deal with
same goes for misinforming niggers trying to ruin peoples fun
but trying to get people banned is fucking pathetic
>hur dur its been our for agesfor the jap client which has zero anti tamper going
>B-B-BUT OUR MAC EMULATION SOFTWAREdont care mac/git troon, linux supports denuvo as well yet here we are with anti tamper being a fucking thing. how about you explain why my overlay doesnt work in the game for once instead of ignoring that convenient question as well?
>w-w-well its your fault and all you need is steam (the whitelisted program) anyway :^)fuck off and stop trying to get faggots banned you nigger seamonkey
>>532278542But the skills!!! THE SKILLS!!!!
So in the 4 days my internet was out this games fanbase became fucking awful, huh?
I wonder--
>Bald man called people rerolling for Kitasan black retarded
Ah
>>532278431Dump all your leftover carrots on the LB2 Kita account. If you get lucky and get another kita, keep the account. If you get nothing, swap to MLB one and make it your main
>>532277770One sentence is all you need to convey your thoughts
>>532278406sense the sarcasm dumbass
which umas would blackmail me for sex?
>>5322780529* means 3 lvl 3 Sparks as in Inspirations for an Uma. Usually 9 of the same (Speed, power etc). This is a 9* Stam uma btw. You want as many of the same Sparks levels to pass them on to your new trainees . Makes sense?
>>532278086This new banner is trash, wait
>Get bored
>Throw a 10 roll at Mcqueen/Teio banner
>Get McQueen
>Get bored a week later
>Throw another 10 at it
>Get Teio
Literally just become an impulseGOD. You'll never be punished. The only time I haven't gotten an SSR is when I saved for it.
>>532278330Imagine having to waste rolls on cards to keep up and then also rolling for umas just because they're 'meta''
Just get into a real competitive game nerd
>>532278547no they didnt lol /gbfg/ has always been like that about third party tools
>DUDE WHY ARENT YOU USING (script) ITS LITERALLY UNDETECTABLE>YOU ARENT GONNA GET BANNED FOR IT!!!>*gets banned*People like this is why the red letter exists now. Common sense is dead because people can't just say "Hmmm maybe I shouldn't install shady third party hacks?"
What card for Nice Nature career?
>>532278086Why didn't you wait for Curren Chan bwo?
Seiun Sky is for pump and dump and use as a broodmare
>>532275727that looks like a child
>>532278623The general's actually become a lot better from what it was a few days ago
Most of the shitposters/SEAfags moved onto new fotm to shitpost in
Seems like most people realised kita isn't that of an improvement as well
>>532278740These retards are using the default umas only because youtube man told them to. Kek it's pathetic.
>>532278623That, and an overused wit game meme that ignores 90% of the game
>>532278338This is a run I just cleared as an example.
Notice a common skill missing? It's not because I didn't have the card either as I was borrowing mlb Creek. It just refused to show up.
Combine that with my speed cards refusing to double up and it's just pain.
>>532278431Race your strongest 3 Umas from each account against each other in a Room match. Keep the account the winning Uma belongs to.
>>532278302>>532278608>>532278759>but what about this completely unrelated thing in a different game that had distinct functions built into it that went against ToS?You talk about this like it's some epic hacker tool lmao. Do you have melties like this about Reshade as well?
>>532278086I'm at over 100. It is painful.
umabros is the nice nature event card worth maxxing? only have lb0 fine motion and some other random lb2 tachyon and lb1 daiwa scarlet
>>532278759/gbfg/ definitely warned that you could get banned for it. the viramate shills tried really hard but there were plenty of people saying it's a tossup
>>532278623>bald man is gigabasedIโm fucking kneeling
>>532278893>globalkeks listening to their vtumor faggots>WIT IS A MEME STOP LISTENING>japchads that actually know the game inside and outWit Game, keep seething
>>532278728You got punished by wasting 3000 carats and only getting shitter SSR Umas though?
>>532277339Further back you run, the more Power and Wit you need. Shorter distances prioritize Speed while longer distances trade some of it off for more Stamina.
>>532279024https://euophrys.github.io/uma-tiers/
Set to URA, add your hons stat boosts, build the 5 cards of your deck then check the tierlist to see which one ranks higher.
>>532278576WHAT THE FUCK THEY ALL ALL HAVE E+ STATS
I CAME SIXTEENTH
HOW HOW THE FUCK
I LOST TO NO NAME BOT MUSUMES
>>532279024It's better than all of those yes.
>>532277646>>532277842Well, can definitely say it was worth it lol. Pulled three 3* that I didn't have before
>>532279024How do you (pronouns xey/xem) have that many support points? I'm in an sp drought
>>532278924It's some chinese dude who has been having melties for months now. He got banned from the discord for constantly hurling racial abuse towards the devs due to the extremely small size of his penis.
>>532278346lol
lmao even
sorry that happened
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it's too easy
>>532274106Just a couple friendly tugs while the stage is dark.
>>532278887but i'm saving for Amazon.....
>>532278716Do you want pure stats over skills?
>>532277724Got it, thank you
>>532278576Arima Kinen? You're supposed to lose that one. There's also a doom loop where if you keep jobbing races you get less rewards, which means you end up jobbing more and more.
>>5322780087* speed and 9* stamina, with maru having sprint sparks
>>532277767400 is serviceable
>me when i whale for 5 wit cards and have higher stats than everyone and i attribute it to wit instead of the money spent on having higher raw numbers than everyone else
>>532278716>tfw still stuck trying to get a 3x3 speedIt's so fucking over bwos
>>532278046not in cuteness
>>532279098I wanted Teio. Also
>Shitter horses>In a game where the character strength barely varies/matters
>>532274106>i thought everyone was editing their screenshots to make her seem hornyah yes im sure that some people edited hundreds of screenshots of this girl to bait you in
Bourbonโs va is my favorite
>>532275392767407812723
Made some room try to grab it while I make some more room.
>>532278872>kita isn't that of an improvement as wellNah, lets not get ahead of ourselves. I'm progressing massively on my reroll account compared to my day 1 shit luck account. Got several umas at A rank now.
>>532278623>unironically talking about the yellow fever reddit bald streamerI tell you this without any hint of irony, you better go to reddit if you actually care what that guy says.
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reminder: umamusume is a stam game
>>532279098Holy fuck metafags are so obnoxious
>>532279419h-hot...uuooohhh...tunny....
>>532279419oh my science xe is so cute
>>532279139>>532279142thanks bwos
>>532279165idk desu didnt level cards cause everything i owned was lb0 pre kitasan besides welfare spechan, gonna go broke soon tho this SP only levels 2 cards max kekw
>>532279298yeah, that was arima kinen
scripted loss, huh?
>>$600 for this shit
I hate this game and my life
Golshi is my FUCKING fan farmer
>>532279384>Surely the difference in progression speed isn't due to having way more experience and about 10000 more SR support cards than my prior account!!
>>532279384Which is thanks to all the better SRs you have
>>532279412The fuck are you, my mom? I can do whatever I want. And you'll have to sit there and eat it.
>>532272425>You've been in a coma for quite some time
>>532277157The Video is here :
https://youtu.be/dAJmPgX9LM8
Many of our top performers get cuck'd in the stamlet box (including me...), thus, we have this well-balanced Rice Shower as our #1! Congratz!
>>532279514im so sorry anon
>>532279542too old
>>532279419just right
>>532279514just buy an account bro it's cheaper
are debuffers worth using in mile? or is it only for medium/long?
>>532272552If it's two or more umas on a rainbow training\ I would go for the rainbow training
>>532279457None of this is true btw
>>532279139I don't understand this
>>532279265You want pure stat ideally first and strong inspirations from G1 races and winning the finals (they give good stats boosts too). For now you should just try to clear the scenario and lurk some more. It will make more sense as time goes by. Also try not to bruteforce sparkfarming. It will kill the joy in playing the gacha. Just have fun.
>>532279514kek your shit looks worse than mine and i'm f2p lmao
>>532279542finally some good art by good artist
>>532279514You have good cards though
I mean not $600 good but pretty good
>>532279514>not even mlb toshothis one stings lmao
>>532279509Enjoy your 5 starter horses anon
>>532279139>Set to URA, add your hons stat boosts, build the 5 cards of your deck then check the tierlist to see which one ranks higher.First person I've seen posting this tool who actually understands how to use it
My trainee is hungry. What do I feed her?
>>532279691consider suicide, we don't want you polluting the gene pool even more
>>532278872Yeah like a week ago this general was 10x worse, itโs refreshing not having the same tired style of bait getting spammed for most of the day even if a few people here are still being kind of retarded
>>532279514It's slightly better than my f2p account at least, though my Kita is 3LB.
>>532279670>just pay a seamonkey to survive for another monthno thank you id rather not play than supporting those sub human
>>532279514>uncap 1 Air ShakurDelete your account, bro
>>532278728>all he got was 2* horsesRIP
>just finished second career run of the day
>median nerve is already burning up
I'm getting old for this...
>>532279298jesus christ anon
I lost, right?
Then, I got a mood boost, and immediately lost it
the game is fucking me over on purpose
I'm already far behind, let me have this little thing bro this FUCKING mood buff, fukcing hell
>>532279890idk carats?
she's not real so she doesn't need to eat
>>532278872That's true this game didn't really take off in SEA it seems. Maybe because most of them that cared jumped into JP already. There's some but this general definitely has more active hours outside of theirs.
>>5322793143x3 speed is a meme, you want stamina more so you can focus on speed/powermaxxing with your sprinters/milers
Later you'll want power sparks
>>532278581I swear I saw ones for Deep Impact and Equinox but I can't find them.
Is it stupid to do single rolls? Should I wait until I get 1500 to do a 10 roll? I want more horsefriends but I'm impatient.
>>532279874It's... really not that hard to understand...
Even a 2* power spark please I am a starving man
>>532280004I already have one 3* speed but nothing else, any 3x3 stat is good and I just want one.
>>532280013>Deep ImpactNo
>>532280120dude
why would you even need to ask that question
>>532280120I get that mutts have a severe reading disability, but jesus christ.
>>532280120You should wait for a tenner at least since it guarantees an SR or higher and the singles donโt
>>532279923nta but is the card like ... bad?
>>532280120only if youre doing the paid pulls
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>mfw Rice Shower gets another 9th place in a race she should've won
>>532278581https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDpK38Lhdac
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EXfpmyQPdTs
the later ones aren't' as kino but once a while there were some good ones
>>532275662Get better at the fundamentals of training, watch some videos of people doing training and try to understand why they're doing what they're doing.
>>532278306you pull for umas you like not metashittery, faggot
>>532279639Nice video anon. Fun stuff.
How do you do the front spam strategy with non-affinity horses?
>>532279904Other than scenario launches this game doesn't really have any lightning rod releases for shitposters to flock to desu, kitasan was probably as bad as it'll ever get.
>corner adept + recovery + ura
>1* wit
xD
how i do these?? 3 hours left AAAAAA
>>532274321She's not good at mlb compared to OTHER mlb guts cards, which you probably don't have. The best guts cards right now are probably special week and winning ticket.
>>532280120I remember watching a video back in the day recommending to do single rolls in FGO, he did the math and everything and showed how it gave you a 0.000..% something chance higher to get a rainbow pull lmao. I wonder how many people actually listened to that shit.
>>532280240>badYes, and he got two copies of this shit
>vodka run
>can activate all of her extra skills except her own signature skill
what the fuck is her problem
>>532280378should've trained wit
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>insane highroll run
>get night owl
>takes 2 infirmary trips to resolve and burns 2 mood in the process
>get night owl again
>the turn senior summer starts
>takes another 2 infirmary trips to get rid of
>>532279506I don't know if it is scripted but Vodka doesn't have aptitude for long so she's going to do badly.
>>532279976Career RNG likely goes off a preset seed so you can't quit + come back to reseed it. Some runs are just worse than others.
>>532279178It was so ridiculous I couldn't believe it.
>>532280304Do they even use horseshoes on them? They run on soft ground.
>>532280437Yeah but ... why?
I have been using her for the longest time now.
Rice Shitter
Glue Shower
Rice Jobber
Shit Shower
Worthless Slut
>>532280419https://gametora.com/umamusume/race-scheduler
>>532280124Most people just think it's a pure tierlist and post the dumb ordering with the default deck it uses
>>532279993I'd rather not bring up the topic properly or attract discussion for it but there's been a large case of drama in a sphere that SEA posters obsess over so they're all busy with that now and likely will forget about this game
>>532279904People being retarded is completely fine as long as it's in good faith and actually open to help or suggestions
What kills a general is constant baiting pretending to be someone new and then endless arguing which stops people from wanting to help new players
>>532280419bro you had more than a week
>>532280468Your unique has a 100% proc rate as long as you fill the activation conditions
>>532280120Always do 10 pulls at a time.
>>532280203These are JRA promos for various races. Cygames isn't involved at all.
Do we ever get an SSR selector? I need a Super Creek card of my own so badly
>>532280304That first one is really good too, damn, it reminds me a lot of how good a lot of these compilation vids used to be for football back in the day, same thing for baseball to a certain degree, really brings me back, getting into uma and also their irl counterparts has been really nice.
>>532280013https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ElE3SaiawCw
The legend series weren't very good imo
>>532280205I'm not familiar with the japanese games on my phone
>>532280231I am also retarded, please be patient
>>532280634yup but we're still a bit far away from it
we'll get a sc rate up soon doe so start savin
>>532280671Whats her endgame?
>>532280419Look up the races name and just speed run careers. Such a waste of carats if you don't finish that.
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Rerolled an account for a friend, but the ungrateful mf said he'd rather use his ownbricced account, how much can I get outta this thing? 5 bucks, 10?
I made a club a few ago that has plenty of vacancies left. If it could be added to the rentry list that'd be great. Anyone looking for a place to stay is welcome.
"PorseHussy"
>>532280281Tenno Sho Spring?
>>532277887she looks cool how many years?
>>532280368Kitasan was sort of a perfect storm since it had so many avenues for shitposters
>spreading misinfo (you NEED mlb etc.)>rampant brickposting >the 0.5% rate that never happens again (thank fuck)>pvp v casual shit stirring>stirring shit over rerolling/rerollers>general demoralizing / doomfaggotryThereโs no way it gets that bad again
>>532279874Explain it like I'm a dumbass. I see adding a card sometimes adjusts the tiering for other cards, even in different stats, but what actually determines that?
>>532280818You should rename your club to FreakSpeeds
>>532280281how about you watch her run the race since it will be obvious what happened
>>532280530I did like 3 runs yesterday night half asleep trying to finish the missions, didn't realize I kept skipping over Tanabata Sho because it lands right at the beginning of summer vacation when I'm fiending for stats
>>532280808do reroll cucks really?
>>532280862Just go back to your boat girl game tourist
all the horses are so cute bwos....
how am i supposed to save carats?
>>532280329Thank you!
I think 12 slots (which is standard) with 1 horses per player should work better.
16 slots is obviously too crowded and unreliable for everyone to perform their best.
will keep this in mind, next time.
>>532280808yeah I can't believe some people play games to enjoy them and would prefer their own personalized journey where they take the ups and downs, instead of the minmaxed spreadsheet cookie cutter account you set up for him!!!!
>>532280808MLB Kita with Creek and FM goes for $30
I don't think you can get anything for 2LB
>>532280304https://youtu.be/SLS1H745qD4?si=WKewAOCli7pIMDiE
this one has lyrics made entirely in horse names lol, got pretty hype when it entered modern era
>>532280862Unfortunately I believe 2+ years.
>>532280526 Even at MLB she sucks compared to SRs
>>532280808I wish I had a friend, even more someone who'd waste their time on me.
My last friend refused to even hang out in a park for half an hour or so after one of my family members died and I was feeling really down so I cut him off too.
>>532281030That is what I just implied, yes.
>>532280368there's too much esotericism surrounding this game and the meta that it takes way too much effort for the average /vg/ shitposter.
>>532279639>was too late to put in my evil naturesad
This girl has red flag written all over her
>>532279514>no silence suzukaGigabricked.
Why are all these horse girls for sex?
>>532281186this awful artwork reminds me of the late 2000s
If we can age gracefully like umajp and just talk about horses or something to fill dead air in a few years that'd be nice. 99% of generals on this board turn into insane asylums.
>>532281335What's her name again?
>>532281214screams of teenage pregnancy to me
I just got a 9* power but it has only 1 skill to pass on
is that bad?
"toraina-san, time for your daily feet worship"
imagine gently taking off her cleats, only to be instantly assaulted by the stank of her long distance marathon sweat
her cute little piglets glistening in the light, wet and moist
cleaning them one at a time with your tongue
>>532281458We can also talk about Goldshi retarded offspring.
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>>532279514>$0 for thisI'm really liking Umamusume
>So many fun recreation events
>Doing recreation is never optimal
>>532280845Of course
>>532280913We both know what happened
>gbfg is here with the discussion about viramate and bots mirroring the discussion about using 3rd party scripts on the uma client
>pcrg is here with the yuifag and the almondfag being almost the same
so what did we copy from the dragalia general? the fact that we lost?
Hope they make Ozzy a horse girlโฆ
>>532281458once the threads slow down enough and we merge generals again we could all probably watch keiba together
Does this game respect your time?
>>532281546How the ironics, sirs...
>>532281456Think it's supposed to represent that era of like the mid/late 00s where people were making shitty "graphic design is my passion" tier of graphics for energy drink companies sponsoring sk8 and bmx sports.
>>532281047Wtf? I'm buying one if they're that cheap.
>>532281616>dragaliaI forgot about that one. What killed it?
>>532281458>insane asylumsI'm the only sane one btw
Is there a way to get the event spe card again in the future?
WHERE ARE THE GIBS
I ONLY HAVE A SINGLE 10 ROLL
I NEED TO ROLL
WHERE GIBS
WHERE GIBS
WHERE GIBS
>>532281458>99% of generals on this board turn into insane asylums.first time on /vg/?
>>532279639900 stamina wasn't enough I guess. Or was strength at 750 too low?
>>532280873yeah, add in that the game existed as a niche foreign title for 4 years, so it was easy to bait from the perspective that the untrained eye has trouble distinguishing between "is this someone that played JP" and "is this some schizo off their meds making shit up in a desperate plea for attention". Plus 24/7 shitposting of "kitasan will kill the game", obviously done by like 1 retard with no life and unlimited time to shitpost because it never made any sense. it was truly a perfect storm where all of the bait and buzzword shit that doesn't actually apply to the game like "bricked" could be thrown around all at once.
it'll be a year or two before we get to more cards where you "need" to have them (aka you will just borrow them if you don't roll them), and by then people will have established accounts and know how to tell when someone is merely pretending to be a JP fag.
how's class 5 points looking i got lucky and won x5 against a dummy with no stamina and i will get promoted into it next week
>>532280203Is this nigger involved somehow in the fact what mega star Deep Impact isn't in game?
real talk
the director
can get it
>>532281052The jra marketing department makes some real bangers sometimes
>this race is needed for one of the missions
god fucking damn it this is gay
>>532281595???
being great mood is optimal, so it is optimal to use recreation to get to great mood
>>532281671why does she sound so accusatory
>>532281721Nintendo won their patent lawsuit against Colopl and thus no longer had any need for it to exist any longer.
>>532281721they lost.............
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Is this misinfo? I thought MANT was like maybe a year or so away...
>>532281047>some guy from indonesia is going to live like a king after his phone bot farm sells ten kita accounts
>>532281750nope, you are bricked for starting too late
>>532281790you don't understand you NEED to MLB every SSR human rights card the R versions are literally useless
>>532273707SOU EL MINI PASA
>>532281830Thatโs literally his owner, yes.
Become the hero we need.
Kill the fat man.
>>532281908Its chinese farm accounts actually
>>532281458im considering going over to umajp and discuss global there because i cant stand half of you fags
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>>532281845BAKUSHINNN!!! Its the easiest thing in the world.
>>532281757at some point you're gonna HAVE to spend money anon
>>532281906>easiest scenario to come>you NEED this new thingfuck off twitter globaltard, imma continue playing casually and not get burnt out like you freaks
>>532281908Big game launches is the Super Bowl for SEA account sellers.
Dragalia is so much better than this. It has real gameplay.
>>532281998i already have her career done with speed at S
i dont wanna do it again
>>532281689they're that cheap because they'll all get banned soon and you won't get a refund. cygames doesn't fuck around with that stuff, they're known to buy accounts from resellers and then use their internal data to find and ban every single account connected to the one they bought. the accounts themselves wiped, and google/apple/steam accounts permabanned from using the apps.
>>532282028Then why did it lose?
>>532281830That man is billionaire-san who refuses to give out the usage rights of Deep Impact and others.
>>532282008I already spent $400 and have absolutely jack-shit to show for it. I'm not spending a cent more until the accoutn luck improves.
Tell me about El Condor Pasa, why does she wear the mask?
>>532281996JPs spam this thread with crap that wont come to global for 4 years anyway
>>532280808>why would someone want to keep his account and play his way instead of dumping it all to follow le metaWhy are metafags like this
>final race
>gets sniped by oguri at 50m
>use clock
>gets sniped by rudolf at 100m
>runs out of clock
>>532282050But its fast and brain dead.
>>532282028but anon... Dragalia lost...
>>532282028I miss Dragalia...
>>532282050>S Not fast enough.
>Mayano's VA has done voice work for a dozen different eroge
Well that explains a lot
>>532282142because it will be extremely painful and she does not fly so good
>>532281047>>532281908>>532281993>>532282027You guys COULD simply play the game like a normal human being
Instead you decide to shell out to some third world faggot and his bot farm (china included), then give up playing 2 weeks in anyway because you get bore
Zoomer are weird fucking creatures I swear, can't just play a game normally but need to be as best and meta as possible at all times for some reason
>hur dur it isnt zoomerdont give a fuck, anyone that behaves this way is a subhuman to me and not normal
When is this little slut going to be rollable?
She needs to be on my lap RIGHT NOW
>>532282203what happened to it?
>>532281671I want to tease her
>>532282095Persona 5 collab
>>532282069Literally never happened
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>"Uma Musume is just MLP for weebs"
How do you respond without sounding mad?
>>532280886The website brute force calculates the chances of where a card could show up for training, how many stats it would give, how this would affect which training option you would pick and how that would contribute to your overall stats
Then it does that for every turn in a run while adjusting a bunch of factors, it includes events on cards but is completely blind to skills
>Explain it like I'm a dumbass.It roughly tries to guess how many raw stat points you would gain from using that card
>I see adding a card sometimes adjusts the tiering for other cards, even in different statsKitasan at max dupe has a strong chance of always being on speed training, this means other speed cards with speciality priority are going to be better because more of the time they'll both show up on speed and that's what you pick
but a power card like Vodka with high speciality training too is less likely to show up on speed and instead will be on power more, this is actually worse since ideally you want the most supports on a training even if they're not matching types
Imagine every support had a 100% chance to only go on their own training and you used one of each, you wouldn't gain stats from overlaps ever which would lower the rankings of each one if you had others selected using the tool
There's other minor things like trying to hit the race reward target (35% for URA) that factor in too
Hope this helps
>>532282251>REEEEEEEEE NOOOOOO DONT USE MONEY TO GET AHEAD OF ME ITS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE LIKE THAT ITS NOT FAIR ITS NOT FAIR AHHHHHHHHH
>>532282236cheeky brat...
>>532280378built for this one?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAH I THOUGHT BY QUITTING DESTINY 2 I COULD ESCAPE THIS FUCKING TWITTER TUBER SHIT
>YOU NEED TO GRIND THIS GUN ASAP!!
>THIS GUN IS SO SNAPPY!! CRISPY!!! CRACKED!!!
>STOP EVERYTHING YOU ARE DOING AND GRIND THIS THING NOW!!!!
>>532282159Almond Eye isn't even in JP yet......
i can't find that one tweet where its a pic of anime golshi (serious face) and game golshi with that goofy smile and it has almost 100k likes
>>532281173and thank god for it. faggots love to ruin every single game by optimizing every bit of fun out of it, and they tried their hardest here too, but the truth of this game is that even JP players don't understand it well enough to have definitive strategies. even with people calling guts garbage, guts is actually perfectly usable and viable right this second for the kind of player that already got their Haru Urara card. Guts is way better after it's buffed, but the meta right now is "stack stats ASAP" and doing a 4-6-guts deck is extremely efficient since it's training not just guts (which is basically just endgame stam) but also speed and power.
>>532282302Yes, and? Iโd fuck Twilight and Teio
>>532282254She's not a slut, she's a proper lady.
>>532282169>>532282224repeating careers over and over that last at least 30-60 minutes, and cycling trainees because i only have like 10 is gay, and then not being able to use guest uma parents after three uses is even more gay
this game is gay
just save your carats for uma musume 2 bro
>>532282302>reddit spacing>cares about what faggots thinkhello zoom zoom
>>532281996I only get sad when the metafag elitists show up and get unnecessarily forward about how you should be playing the game. We're like 3 weeks in, let people have their fun..
>>532282302>The horses I wanna fuck look like real women, unlike bronies.
>>532280534THAT occurrence got mentioned here yesterday so I went to look and holy fuck that place is depressing, either way Iโm glad the amount of bait here is way lower now
>>532282334Those are some lewd ears.
>>532282356Welcome to modern gaming.
>>532282015based bro, I go full auto-select every run
>>532280954what?
>>532281058why the fuck are all the cool girls 2+ years away?
This is a pure, innocent girl.
>>532281052damn I read Dead heroes for some reasons n got real confuse when he sang 'almond eye almond eye' lol
>>532282416Isn't it 3 a day?
>>532281594no Fine Motion and Super Creek
>>532282415She's going to be one when I'm done with her
>>532282159you NEED Fusaichi Pandora because there's barely any umas that run medium races even in JP
>>532282367The autist spamming that slut isn't the only one tho, bunch of JP players always discuss JP crap here or post stuff that we wont see for like 4 years.
I won 500 g1 races already and have yet to roll 3rd 3 spark horse...
I always have this on 4x speed and i missed the special bond event.
What kind of trainer am i if i can't even be there for my horse? I fucking suck and am depressed
>>532281458the game was niche before and impenetrable to shitposters since they wouldn't even be able to bait with how little info they would know. these days shitposters literally can just find bait from a few threads back and repost it and it'll be a new audience because this general changes threads every few hours.
be the change you want to see, post honses.
>>532281601Fuck it, I'm using 2 strength cards from now on.
>>532282485then why does she have big boobs that distract me
>>532282302>betting on horse races don't worry about it dood
>>532282356Dude it fucking blows how the landscape of any game nowadays is filled with these fucking annoying grifters telling you about the hot new thing you need to get or otherwise you will have NO FUN and your kids are going to DIE or some shit, it's so wack...
>>532282302Yes and I honestly like it.
Besides, "weeb" has been utterly raped for more than a decade now and has lost its true meaning.
>>532282401>but the truth of this game is that even JP players don't understand it well enoughThey moved a fuck ton of things server side after chink dataminers so there's straight up no knowledge on how certain things work except trial and error
>>532282330Shut up SEAmonkey
>>532282485isnt that the uma that constantly tries to kidnap you?
>>532282561Anons chasing the meta instead of being happy with their umas....
>>532282557Yeah, how dare they post stuff in their thread and not use the one made by a thread splitting discordtranny.
>>532281778you need around 1500stam to finish 3600m optimally, which realistically mean 1100stam +2gold skills. it's not practical to build a horse like that.
that doesn't factor Rain and Awful, which make it MUCH worse. no one there have enough stam to properly finish it, they drag it with their guts, mostly.
the reason you lose probably because you got boxed.
I've been running 3600-rain-awful in public lobby a few times, horses that ran out of stamina early (with their 600-700stam) will run basically at the same speed - minimum, forming a wall that really hard to penetrate.
this race is not really a good indicator of anything. don't worry about it.
>>532281906Great shitpost desu
>>532281458>If we can age gracefully like umajp>literally like their 3rd thread and thread derails super easily into meltdowns about globalGracefully indeed
>>532282302Sure. Cute anime girls.
>>532282251Just give it a few months at most, the game had a huge launch so it may take a while but tards like 532282330 will all quit and hop onto the next shiny thing before the year is even up.
Only whales and zen minded ojisans will survive.
What trainee is the Merlin of this game?
>>532282416Based and true
>>532282302https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLY10s-RfFk
>>532282614I miss when video games were there to have fun with, or to shoot the shit with randos or your friend with, not something that "needed to be 110% figured out" so we know what's (unfun) meta and what's not.
>the trophies I have left to get only total up to 3k carats
I'm so broke... please gib more carats.
>>532281830He saw the early version idol yuri crap and said fuck that
>>532282691Its not even that, its just that every career feels the same so i just fast forward even the races. There are some where you are so much ahead of everyone else that it feels pointless
>oh no! Mcqueen is faster than me
>kill her
PVP sprints in a nutshell
horse girls make me horny
>>532282518>after three usesyes i just didn't say per day
>>532282356Just try to ignore it, you can do well in this game without any metafaggotry anyways
>>532282890uh oh, anon gonna get banned...
>>532282735There isn't one but metafags will hype several up as if they are.
imagine how grippy their feet are
with the fact they are elite athletes they will have the leg strength and stamina to go for literally hours maybe even days
>>532282792>I miss when video games were there to have fun withmfw playing hell divers 2 with random load outs with brother and having fun
>>532281830yes. what morons won't tell you is it's obvious why he won't give the rights, Deep Impact had a doping scandal and while people moved past it over time, bringing Deep Impact back into the spotlight is going to cause the scandal to become a hot topic again and that's very bad for him because he still wants to do business and make money and he needs his honurobo nippon repurutation for that.
>>532282792Falco in my /uma/ thread!?
https://youtu.be/1OAFVvgp0UM
>>532282485sex with pure, innocent girl
>>532282356>>532282614These types always move onto the next best thing, uma will be free of them after the next gacha drops
Sites like youtube exacerbate the issue a lot but it's also hard in good fatih to know when something you're doing is attracting more viewers because it's helpful or because the algorithm shoves it in front of kids who don't play the game yet watch the videos
>I miss when video games were there to have fun with, or to shoot the shit with randos or your friend with, not something that "needed to be 110% figured out" so we know what's (unfun) meta and what's not.
I miss when you could discuss videogames with others and enjoy your hobby without a dozen retards shitting their panties over others trying to play the game
Literally every discussion ends up with a bunch of whiny bitches crying about le evil metafags in every fucking post they make then masturbate themselves as gods because they're too cool for whatever's being discussed
>>532282561Witlet, archive exists. You can rewatch it anytime you
Also cygames needs to add option to allow you to choose which version you want in valentine, school fest and holiday
>>532282557She activates my almonds
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>Noticed my umas for long races in pvp are trash
>Decide to do a tryhard golshi career run
>Not the greatest outcome but a huge improvement
>Lost to this rice shower on the left in her first race
Is this just RNG being insanely unlucky or is there something i'm missing? My stats seem so much higher and I got better skills I think.
I'm new btw so I dunno : )
>>532283150>archivenot the same thing
>>532283048>hell divers 2when's someone going to make uma mods for it?
they managed it with gfl2
>le evil metafags
Go back to your view farming videos.
>>532282416cringe and false
>>532283220watch the replay bwo
>>532282792Honestly I think figuring out metas and what's actually really good is fun, it only really becomes a problem when people try to shove it down everyone's throats that "THIS IS THE ONLY CORRECT WAY TO PLAY" and how if you don't do this then you will be gimped and fucked and your family is gonna die in their sleep, it kinda muddles things when people and specially newbies think that if you are not playing the "correct way" then you shouldn't be playing at all and experimentation and figuring things out on your own is wrong because you are not being 110% efficient.
>>532283134How is shopping with an uma for her swimsuit suppose to help her train to win races?
>>532281906anon how did you hear about MANT but have reading comprehension this poor?
MANT isn't the next campaign
That SSR isn't new
That SSR is well known as one of the worst in the game, one of the few truly terrible ones (unlike 90% which are simply good but ignored for the meta ones).
>>532283220>Iron willL M A O
>>532282434>JP metafags>Ahhh etoooo ... new turainer-san ... that card of yours, you might have three copies but it really is not the best it can be right now. Here, I give you a spreadsheet and a tool with all cards and its effect and you can make your own informative decision if you want to keep using it>Global Metafags>FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER KITASAN NIGGER IS THE BEST CARD EVERY YOU NEED 20 COPIES OR ELSE YOU WILL NEVER CLEAR URA THE GAME IS ONLY ABOUT PVP NOTHING ELSE FUCK YOU FUCK YOU YOU WANT TO PLAY THE GAME YOU NEED TO SPEND 800 DOLLARS IN THE FIRST WEEK YOU STUPID NIGGER DIE DIE DIE I WILL NOT SUPPORT MY CLAIMS WITH ANY FACTUAL EVIDENCE BEHIND IT YOU'RE RETARDED IF YOU DONT BELIEVE WHAT I HAVE TO SAY YOU CAN SUCK MY COOOOOOCK IF YOU HAVENT PLAYED JP UMA FOR FOUR YEARS WHY ARE YOU EVEN HERE
>>532283094Jokes on you. I'm rerolling on the super creek banner for 10+ hours as well!
>>532282306Ah, so using lb3 vodka and mlb kitasan would actually wind up worse than mlb kita and a different power card?
I guess that's also part of why FM is so potent too, enough specialty to show up an okay amount on wit for the benefits it provides, but also jumps around enough to enhance other training.
I feel like every time I learn and comprehend something new in this game, I have to reevaluate everything. Like with how my attempts at trying to get better pvp umas have been failing. I wonder if stuff like that has been working against me.
>>532283220Iron will is useless so that Rice Shower actually has more stamina and because Gold Ship is an End Closer you don't exactly have enough distance to effectively leverage the speed difference probably
>>532283220If you were competing in long races, then stamina is almost the only stat that matters
Golshi has iron will which triggers very rarely and inconsistently so it's just 1 gold skill vs 2 with similar stamina amounts
I've already wiped 100 followers that didn't log on for 2+days
damn.
>>532282291take the risk then, my conscience is clean knowing you got warned.
>>532283362I only know about MANT from what people have mentioned here... And also I had no idea that SSR was bad really...
>>532283132It's a f2p p2w anime gacha autobattler phone game, you can metafag everything but don't be surprised when you end up with a small crow of likeminded people in some scenes.
There are a shit ton of real games where metafagging is the norm and being casual is frowned upon to the point of it being worthy of reporting, usually those also require actual skill unlike uma.
>>532283220Both of those horses does not have enough stamina which mean your speed and power does not matter.
and while you do have a little bit more because you're end closer, iron will is unreliable while SM and BofA are more reliable. that's why, on avarage, that Rice will beat your Goldship in 2600m race.
>>532283132>everyone who didnโt roll this card is BRICKED why the FUCK are you rolling for umas you like instead of le meta ones that are 2% better>hmm I wonder why people find this unpleasant
>>532282236shit, I need a list of those, so I can avoid them in the future.
For the team trials, once you unlock 3rd row, how big the races are? is it more than 12man races?
Just jerked off to Suzuka
Hold me umadacchis I'm gonna do it...
>>532283048>mfw https://youtu.be/SvY5lHLe5OA just played in spotifyman I miss that game, 1 was fantastic back then as well. lost access to 2 ages ago, and i don't wanna buy it for more than 20 because I felt burnt by the bullshit the dev and sony pulled since launch.
>with random load outs with brother and having funIt's what I did half the time, see what was fun to me and not play on super hardcore ultra murder modes
>>532283081Think I posted 3-4 songs 1-2 days ago, so yes.
https://youtu.be/Uiiz82uGrns
>>532283343Figuring things out yourself is enjoyable and rewarding of course, but the rest of what you mentioned is a VERY dangerous mentality that is destroying gaming as a whole.
Bakushin is for forehead pats.
when can I pull for mambo in global?
>>532283220You lost because Rice Shower has 2 Gold recoveries. Iron Will almost never activates due to its conditions being shit so your Golshi effectively has 1 Gold recovery.
>>532283370>care to say anything other than "cute"YOUR BARED TUMMY AND TIDDIES MAKES MY DICK HARD.
hey, you asked.
>>532283709https://www.behindthevoiceactors.com/video-games/Uma-Musume-Pretty-Derby/
https://vndb.org/
Have fun
>>532283784I didn't get a single almond out of that
>>532283784Umadacchi, that's a scamcha... don't do it...
I'm here because I like horse girls ^-^
>>532283220It was just bad rng anon. All these other replies are from shitters who can't even break 500k in pvp.
is there a resource that documents training gains for each stat at each level with 0 supports involved? I'd like to know what the baselines are
>>532282643What ever could you mean?
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH (UMAPYOI UMAPYOI)
>>532283434>>532283394>>532283457>>532283856>Iron will is uselessNoted
>>532283674>>532283457>StaminaHow do I get this higher? When I was looking at the overall leaderboards I just copied what the top score people ran which was 4spd2stam decks which means you wanna tap speed training, no? But yeah looking back now they do have around 1k+ stam and still high speed too so what am I missing? Are they tapping stam even with 4spd supports?
Thanks for all the help doods
>>532282735https://youtu.be/nDo0eb9j2bs?t=62
>>532284143Yukino Bijin is basically the platonic ideal of a hors.
Show me a more hors looking hors than her.
You canโt.
>>53228422318 star stamina parents
>>532284223All of their cards are mlb anon...
>>532282459The less you think about it, the better. No good comes from that place, it is damaging to the psyche
I'm glad this place is getting comfier too, my last general degraded over the years as I casually played the game and now it's almost unusable last I checked
>>532283425>I feel like every time I learn and comprehend something new in this game, I have to reevaluate everythingThat's the real fun of a game like this desu, learning and adapting and trying to improve little by little
>but also jumps around enough to enhance other training.This is why the nice nature welfare from this event is pretty great if you're not trying to stack wit super high but still get some, it has big stat boosts but no specialty priority so it'll often boost your other stats
>Ah, so using lb3 vodka and mlb kitasan would actually wind up worse than mlb kita and a different power card?That's exactly what the tier list is for, stick in your current deck and check what value vodka has compared to others. You may find that despite technically stacking less, vodka's just good enough for raw stats anyway
Another important thing to remember is the site doesn't evaluate skills at all, imo it's always worth taking a hit in overall stats for useful skills to learn
>>532283792the best part of any mission is the extraction
>>532284143Every hons is best hons
>>532282792then stop coming to places like this that tell you how to play. just play on your own.
>Watching my uma on URA finals
>It's kino
>Power goes off during the last stretch
>Finally get power back
>2nd, out of clocks
riddle me this
if your horse has 1200 Speed on the stat sheet, but never reach that target speed during the entire race, how much Speed did she actually have?
Deciding between MLB Aoi and MLB Tazuna comes to their skills right? The events are pretty much the same?
Should I watch Cinderella Gray before or after s1-3?
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bros, i am so fucking close.
>>532284463>"HOLD YOUR GROUND, BROTHERS! FIGHT BACK THE XENO SCUM AND SECURE THE EXTRACTION POINT!"
Is MLB SR Aoi better then 0 LB Tazuna?
SURELY Haru Urara couldn't possibly win this one she did by a nose
>>532284662Tazunaโs events are more consistent and every one restores energy while half of Aoiโs donโt.
Assuming SR and SSR, not SR and R.
is there a way to keep track of races you've done while in a career? none show up in career profile. Or do i have to just memorize how many...
>>532284662Mlb tazuna is much better. Mlb Aoi is better than like lb1 tazuna at most.
>>532284223>I just copied what the top score people ranYour mentality is fine but at this short time into the game's lifespan they're going to almost all be whales that simply out stat what you can do
For longs, you really do want to sacrifice every other stat for the sake of stamina until we're far enough in with better stamina cards where you can build up the other stats too
>>532284223They only use 2 because they can get enough stamina with 2 cards. if you can't get there with 2 then you need 3. you MUST have enough stamina to finish the race at all cost.
Standard long race (2600m) needs around 1250stam for end closer, which mean around 1000stam+1gold or 850stam+2golds.
You will start to win much more even if you can't hit those number, though, because most players right now are far below the requirement
>>532284862Just compare their date events on GameTora and see which you prefer.
>>532283343People are starting to realize Kitasan is not staple and even detrimental for some horses so I think there's still some hope. We just need to get rid of the awful witmeta meme.
>>532284821Losing the heal sucks too. I use my 0lb tazuna pretty often, it makes for very consistent runs having basically a full heal on command
>>532283132ironic because the metafags are the only ones trying to force others to do things a certain way. there is no casual equivalent to "bricked" or "you NEED to do this", those are hallmarks of metafags. a thread of 100% metafags is obnoxious and will always argue with itself, a thread of 100% casuals would just be fun and full of camaraderie.
>>532285001God, Imagine smelling her ass.
When do you guys hit recreation on a new career? After doing 1 training or right away?
Where are my gibs how am I supposed to roll for Currenchan, Wedding Mayano, Seiun Sky and Summer Maru?
>remembered that I have 9* parents now so I can still play the game after my daily borrows run out
they're both 9* pow but I just end up replacing my pow cards with stam and it just works
>>532285006What we need is to get rid of faggots like you that argue in bad faith to talk shit upon well meant advice by people you racist nigger don't like.
No one says you should go wits cards only, and even if then its only meant for career but you mutts cant read for shit.
>>532283938When are we getting an uma voiced by Misonoo Mei???
>>532285001this posh brat needs to be defiled
>>532285125Never. I run Tazuna in every deck.
Trainer-san, allow me to give you a word of advice concerning meta and optimum rolling
It is simply imperative to acquire a support card with BOFA for the sake of improving your stamina in longer races, without BOFA you stand no chance
Need I explain BOFA to you, my esteemed trainer?
>>532281045>>532282167mf ASKED me to reroll an acocunt for him, and after 10hrs of rerolls got him the one he wanted, and he said "nah bro thanks" not angry about him keeping his account, I can understand that.
>>532285125either when there is no training with 2 supports on it or when i am below half stamina.
>>532285125Ideally you want support cards that give you mood
>>532285125Check your roams and make a decision from there. Tapping on "Training" and browsing is a free action.
>>532285232Yes, what is BOFA exactly?
>>532285097sovl
i want one with suzuka
>>532285125After 1 training since it can also give you energy
>>532285143Use THAT
>>532285018>call your horse useless outside of career (this is true)>WAAAAAAAH YOU ARE TRYING TO GET ME TO PLAY A CERTAIN WAYget over yourself
>>532285232Yes please do.
>>532285143no extra gibs for you gaijin
enjoy the accelerated banners
>>532285125I usually only hit it once depending on the supp cards I got since a bunch of them tend to have mood up events, but if it's just starting, I think only once is fine...
>>532285125no need
because Kitasan has two mood up events
>>532285085I would lick lower
>>532285232NOT TODAY, RUDOLF!!
will we ever see Zenyatta as an uma? they would have to make her strong as fuck as Gentidonna, tall too
>>532285297>>532285342BOFA my nuts in your MOUTH, trainer-san.
>>532285232Rudolf show me your panties
Sorry but if you don't have Divine Speed and Chain Reaction in your deck you're literally not playing the game correctly you NEED to roll for meta support cards
>>532285238>"nah bro thanks"That's a bitch move
>>532285232What is this "BOFA" you speak of?
>>532284826the trophy cabinet? or what are you even asking?
>>532285320NTA but you are though, you are being disingenuous by shitting on someone else without fully admitting the reason why you are doing that, that person will grow and eventually learn about that shit or quit, either way it's gonna end up with them disliking the fact you are telling them to meta slave or go home or because they couldn't stand the game they were playing, don't act like you telling other people how shit they are at the game or not won't demotivate them.
>>532285238>"hey man waste ten hours of your life">"just kidding ;)"did you learn your lesson
If you dont have the stamina threshold for PvP, the speed stat might as well be a decoration.
Thats how important stamina is
>>532284421Very photogenic hons
>>532285395yeah, about that, this bitch only decides to make my trainee happy when she already has a great mood after waiting many turns for the events! fuuuuuuuuck!
What skills do I want to pass down to a front runner? Any particular unique or card skills?
>>532285238>someone asks you to waste hours of your life on hyper retarded mentally ill garbage>does it with a fucking smile on his face just to get old "nah this is shit, thanks tho!"you people are lost lmao
>moved on from wittmaxxing to stammaxxing grift
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>>532284826the career button here should show all your races you ran during the career.
>>532285639>t. <500k in pvp
>>532285802There is no real grift with stamina maxing though, it just works
>>532285320If nobody asked you then you're not being helpful, you're being obnoxious and petty. You are the Karens of the gaming world. If we wanted your opinion we'd ask for it. The fact that you open your mouth and we immediately reply "we didn't ask, fuck off I play how I want" and you learn nothing from that just proves you're a Karen.
gonna be grifting my nuts and dick all over your fat face if you dont shut the fuck up about e-celeb garbage
Look
I'm just gonna shove Gourmand, BOFA, and Maestro into Teio with 600 Stamina and call it a day okay?
>>532284662The fact alone that Green (not)uma gives focus/conentration makes it better in 99% case because you can fill all your team with it so no more bullshit late start
>>532282236a lot of them did, it's normal for raising VAs
wait until you hear Suzuka's
>>532285125every single thing in this game is context dependent. if I'm running cards that raise mood consistently early (any Date card, Kitasan Black) then I don't touch recreation early. If I have 0 cards that will do it automatically, I press it the first turn there's no training with 3+ people on it.
kinda surprised there isn't a perverted uma who checks you out instead
like being touchy and shit
>train an imperfect uma
>constantly thinking about how imperfect she is
This game is ruining my day to day life.
>>532286010Will work better than these 1200 stam shitters with no other stats who tell you that "uhm actually you need 1500 stam for long races"
>>532282236She mostly focuses on loli stuff too, it explains a whole lot
>>532285740Any frontrunner skills, any last spurt skills, curve boosters of any kind, acceleration/velocity if you focus velocity/acceleration, golden stam skills if she is doing medium\long.
>>532286051kitasan / diachan VAs did a pretty hardcore lesbian one right after the 3rd season, i came buckets
I never see these so-called witmaxxers in the room races, I wonder why...
>>532286010https://youtu.be/2RFMaj7voaI
Holy fuck, I mean, holy shit, am I supposed to chip at the SP wall for MONTHS to max out my MLB cards? I barely get like ~2-3k SP per day.
>>532286136Bro your Mayano?
>Trying to stay at high energy through witmaxxing
>Never get a good speed training day
>Decide to use all my energy because a good training always trigger when I get there
>Immediately get 4x rainbow training
This shit is rigged
>>532285238lmao it took you 10 hours to get an account that mid? I rerolled for 30 minutes and at least got FM as well.
My Dirt spark Urara has been getting freaky~
>>532286142>spending all day thinking about imperfect girls
>>532286258isn't it surprising that they don't have limited whale packages for monies and sp?
>Had a lot of success with medium/long honses lately
>Go and fuck around with Vodka and Halo
AAAAAAAAAA IHATE THEM SO MUCH I AHTE THIS BUT I NEED IT FOR OJBECTIVES JDLSADAS
>>532286212Link? So I don't accidentally stumble upon it and trip haha
Is Curren Chan coming tomorrow?
Sniffing Teio after a race
>>532281845what website is that? I vaguely remember this layout, but I can't find it
Why does vodka wear so many belts?
>>532283132Just play some skill based pvp game instead
>>532286379Her banner is on the 27th.
>>532286051>until you hear Suzukauhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh SAUCE?
>>532286342but who is the semi-perfect uma?
I need an ID for an MLB stam card that isn't super creek as I already have one, any tips?
>>532285917nigga, you really want your horse to be sluts, flashing their skills to people on stadium for scores.. instead of actually winning?
>>532286142I couldn't go to sleep yesterday cause i was thinking about what deck to put on my Scarlet.
>>532286487https://gametora.com/umamusume/race-scheduler/recommend-characters
>>532286574Your mayano card?...
>>532286258are you in a hurry?
>>532286219I've thrown a few in
They end up middle of the pack mostly
>>532286524Tetsuya Nomura reference.
>>532286574I have MLB Top gun if you want bwo!
I actually think Air Shakur is kind of cute.
>>532286684I need 4 stam MLBs for this cunt i'm trying to build, only got 3
>>532285320It's actually
>hey guys check out my horse, I liked this run>UHH ACKTUALLY YOU WERE INEFFICIENT, YOU HAVE TO DO IT THIS WAY OR YOU ARE WRONG>nah I'm good, I'll keep doing it the way that's fun for metake your own advice, get over yourself, because nobody cares that you treat the mobile gacha as your life instead of a fun little distraction.
>>532286574check your pms
>>532286010you're going to do WHAT?
TAZUNA
LISTEN
WHAT APPLIES TO YOU DOESN'T APPLY TO THE UMA I'M TRAINING
WHY DOES SHE KEEP PROJECTING HERSELF INTO MY TRAINEES AND GIVING WRONG ADVICES?
When is Global getting Seiun Sky?
how come there's no trainers with more than 2* end closer?
>>532286807>I need 4 stam MLBsNo you don't.
Just a few more carats, Cygenerous, please...
>late start and rushed on debut race
>cornered against by the others umas and can't pass
>6th
sometimes is really hard to stop de impulse to throw a new career
>>532287012I didnt ask your opinion :)
Can someone here guide me through on how I should build my Silence Suzuka? Like what sparks her parents should have. Main stat focus, etc.
>>532286568not NSFW but it's really easy to find, just put the VA's name in google, add dlsite then press search
https://www.dlsite.com/home-touch/work/=/product_id/RJ01132005.html
>>532286010You'll have to shove it pretty deep, though.
>>532286978because Golshi is our only real Close horse
I roll for little horses only
>>532287069We're not allowed to discuss the game here anymore anon. This is a casual shitter thread only.
>>532286874Do you think you could beat Oguri Cap (as in peak) in a eating contest
who is that special week look alike but with black hair and bigger tits?
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>>532286947In like a month, month and a half likely.
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>34% have raised potential 5 times
>22% have raised potential 10 times
>5.3% have raised it 20 times
>meanwhile day one player and only raised it 4 times
uuuh... should i touch this more? i feel like at this point i don't even know what's good skills and who i should raise.
Is everyone on gold ship's family a psycho or schizo?
>>532286978Because end closer is currently dogshit with no good supporting deck?
>>532287069nigger it's a mile/medium front runner just fetch a 9* stamina spark off someone then 5 speed cards + whatever you want
>>532286357not really, this game has some integrity. like yes it's a gacha and has high prices at the end of the day, but they are classy about it. The shop page doesn't link you to any real world purchases, there's no pop-ups telling you something is on sale for real money, ect. You have to go out of the way to even find the page you can buy with cash.
you can buy more cards/horses, but f2p can also borrow whale cards. past that you can't skip the game with money, no repeat monies/sp bundles, no spark purchases, ect.
How much power do i need for the director carrot event that gives gold recovery skill?
>>532287268I haven't done it once anon.
>>532287296thanks it was the info i needed
>>532287268Vodka and Mayano have BOFA at lv3
>>532287069awaken her until learning concentration so you have a really easy career
get power focused parents
train speed, int then stamina. this depends if you're building her for short, mile or mid since she's great in all 3 and only gets better after the buff to front runners
Kitasan has good skills for her, primarily lvl3 focus so concentration gets cheaper than it already is
>>532287367Always fucking hated that shit about korean and chinese gacha, they are so aggressive about shoving that shit down your throat whenever you log in after a while or whatnot.
>>532287235I might get in trouble with chi chi, but yeah! I think it would be a lot of fun! I hear she's one of the strongest eaters!
grrr i need more than 10 deck slots
>>532287296>bro stamina spark and speed cards>>532287475>bro power spark and speed int stamwho do i believe
>grrr
where did you people came from
go back
>>532287202that one is not since it was the first result and I just wanted to give an example, who knows what you'll find if you look deeper anon
that's it, Im gonna impregnate my uma
>>532287367>there's no pop-ups telling you something is on saleGREEN WOMAN APPEARS TO SCAM YOU!
grrrr?! you dare oppose me??!!!
im becoming so angry!! grrrr!!!
>>532287180I'm a big fan of the talls and the smalls, the in-between ones are kinda meh imo. On that topic, Hishi Amazon when?
>>532287660grrrrrrrrr *smooch* :3
>>532287660it's limbronies
>>532287617I would if I had it bwo
>>532287268No, potential is something you can safely ignore as a newish player. There are specific ones worth going out of the way to buy, like Motherfucker's very first skill is a semi-unique stamina restore you're not going to find elsewhere easily, and Oguri Cap gets Gourmand as her 2nd unlock if you like playing her as Pace Chaser. You don't need to go down to 0 gold on buying potentials, they're essentially something to dump monies on once you run out of important stuff.
a chunk of steam achievements are people with even less lives than gacha players that use programs to unlock achievements instantly so they can brag about having every achievement in 10,000 different games. it's not really 5.3% of people.
How do these whales have every mlb SSR levelled up to 50 if they don't sell support points?
>>532287648just play however you like, the game is easy (if you have max mlb cards and full starred girls)
>>532287923>the game is easy when you have all this OP shitwhoa! *smooch*
>>532287861Bro tickets can be bought with carrat
>>532287648without power parents you'll end up with less than 500 power lol
>>532287660hmm nyo, wyat's wryong anyonpipi?
>>532287617not him but I found the video hehehe
>>532287710the key word was where you cut off "real money", the green woman opens a shop for strictly f2p currency so you can buy some vital items like clocks at cheap prices, there's nothing scummy about it.
>>532287861>Be whale>Spend thousands before you even begin playing>Have a full deck>Dump limited resources on 5 things>The MLB Kitasan gives you infinite friend points which you turn into SP>Be F2P>You get a SR then MLB it>At some point you get better stuff after dumping 200 on a banner but you ran out of upgrade resources before this
>>532288063share with the class
>>5322870373k carat gift in 2 and a half hours trust.
>>532288098shut the fuck up and get a new gimmick gooner cunt
>>532288072>there's nothing scummy about itt. Tazuna
>>532282251Dunno why you're having such a meltie, I was just joking that some dude in a hut is gonna be rich off chinese girl games on people's phones. If I had a lot of disposable income I'd probably buy a fully loaded account though desu, seems way cheaper to just buy what you want than to gamble hundreds of thousands to maybe get jack shit. But I play gachas to look at pretty characters not to metafag or PvP against salaryman and saudi princes
>use 4 spd 2 pwr with stam parents for sprint/mile
>use 4 spd 2 stam with power/stam parents for medium/long
Is this right?
why do I never get the skills I want on runs where I want to minmax and always get them on runs I just want to do for the daily...
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Is this Vodka good?
>>532288385those are cows, not horses
>>532288239>typo in filename
>>5322883953 speed, 1 stamina and 2 wit is THE ONLY build you should use for everything but long, you'll want to change 1 wit for another stamina
>>532288178rapes you again
why are we so lazy with new threads? Somebody bake already.
>>532288449What's the point of all those skills if you're not planning to trigger them? Get more wit dummy
>>532288395Bro, your Wit?
>>532288628thats uncalled for
Special week is a fatty fat fuck
>>532288527put the sauce in the bag NOW or teio gets the dark roast special
>>532288565there's no reason to before page 9 unless you want to make sure the OP is updated
>>532288121sankakucomplex
G8r6xD1wYMq
>>532287861they didn't reroll so they've got a lot from the daily races and daily shops and playing the game.
>>532288385I wouldn't last a minute
>>532288726>sankakucomplexGross
>finally get my own 9* uma
>get upset that it's stamina because i've been buckbroken by farming long umas the entire time and getting 1100 for spark %
>remember the whole reason I wanted 9* stam was so I could work on PvP horses for all courses that aren't long that don't need retarded high stamina and suffer from having 600 power 300 wit
>>532288726i found it but what does the first thing have to do with the second thing
>>532287710I buy the 3* shards every time. Next year all of my umas will be marginally better than yours
>can't get phone version because I don't have Version 16 of android shit
>can play the Japanese version
might as well...
>>532288565why are you incapable of using logic? what purpose does shitting out threads faster do? are you incapable of posting in this one? it's got several more hours left on it.
posting an early thread just kills some other thread faster and splits people here between stragglers on the last thread and people that moved on to the new one. there is absolutely 0 valid reason to post a new thread before the current one is on page 10, which is the warning sign that you have an hour or two left.
>>532288912post id basically
/en/posts/*insert string of random characters*
>>532288508>>532288682How much stamina does she need for Mile?
>>532289158There's a new thread already, crosspost there if you wanna argue, not wasting my time in a dead thread
>>532289254oh gotcha, i tried but i mustve done it on the wrong link/path
>>532289924thanks for proving my exact point, I accept your concession
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>>532287250what site is this?
>>532291015https://gametora.com/umamusume/characters
>>532287069Make her a sprinter with groundwork+concentration+green skills to proc it
She should zoom past everyone
grrr give me a 3*stam spark already cyjews grrr
>do single 10 roll to get more umas
>four fucking donkeys
>two nice retards
>off rate up 3*
Well at least it balanced out...
>>532288072Yeah, there is absolutely nothing scummy about 10k/15k monies horse pieces rofl.
>f2p currencymonie is really fucking scarse: maxxing a card is 20k and you only get roughly 1.5k per daily race attempt and 800 per won race.
Is rolling for UMAs the most brick move when you can borrow them?
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