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Teio!

which UMA is the NUMBER ONE PROSTITUTE

Saving my load for Hishi Amazon

NO ONE LIKES WINNING TICKET

Maya!

>>535922921
Nice nature

Is this card good?

>>535922849 (OP)
Wife Ticket

>>535922921
Nice Nature for sure
Spent her childhood in a bar
You know patrons wrecked her shit
I would've

>>535922921
Nice Nature

>>535922921
Tell me about your relationship with your mother, anon.

Repostan in new bread
Will my sparks now even matter in the long run with all the powercreep and new skills and scenarios?

>>535923002
cleat it immediately.

Hello! Are Arknights fans allowed in here?

>>535923050
My mother was a whore and my dad her worst customer...

>>535923138
Holy fucking based.

>>535923079
Not really, but they matter now
If you're just gonna keep saving for the future, why play at all?

>>535923176
>>535923079
It's more no need to stress over them right now like the sweaties

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7P_nNZCHWw
is katsuragi ace the only male in the game?

I hate Opera so much guys.

>>535923093
what's in grasswonder sama's cd rack?

>>535923009
She has a cute voice

Let's confuse globalfags by posting JP only umas.

>>535923349
why, her story is so cool.

Mahjong?

>>535923389
Okay, but why did you post a cow?

>>535923389
I've followed this before JP was released, newfriend.

anyone got a club i can join?

>>535923453
Join CUMA!

no one asked
no one cares
shut the fuck up

>>535923389
who the fuck is this

>>535923453
come back on the 1st

>>535923415
During one of the JP stream, the VAs ended the show as usual then suddenly a fake out happened and the stream continued with the VAs playing umahjong.

does affinity affect inherited distance and legacy skills or am i being retarded by prioritizing it?

>>535923389
I will be dead by the time Chrono releases

me lon

>>535923589
same

This horse is going to be the death of me

>all stats that I wanted
>medium S
>missing swinging maestro because mom couldn't be bothered during career
Please, PLEASE tell me I can use my uma for CM ;_______________;

>>535923671
i dont want to farm stamina sparks anymore
i want to be happy

>>535923346
Patently false, and I will not stand for any more of this slander.

Guys I killed my account a few days ago because of work and bad rolls, but I think I want to come back
A friend offered me one of his secondary accounts with MLB Kita and 3* Creek and some Umas, 160k in TT, but almost no carats left from story and stuff
Do I go for that or buy one of those cheap MLB Kitasan+15k carats? Or maybe MLB Kita + SC

This isn't going to be enough stamina for Kyoto is it

>>535923848
just buy the 3$ account you colossal faggot

>>535923848
Go for that. You can build up carats later.

tickezo is only good for her FAT and JUICY tits

orange hons

>>535923805
do you already have one?

>>535923848
Refer to >>535923498
Especially since you're even thinking about supporting the bugmen

How do you make a long debuffer?

>>535923832
gulp

>>535923942
those are white

I hate Winning Ticket.
Give me an uma wife based on this.

>>535924009
>he wasted his time rerolling a 2* kita instead of paying a dime for MLB
ngmi

>>535923002
>power
No

>>535924045
Better?

So you are telling me, with a straight face
That adult men are assigned to work closely with hormonal teenage girls
Are responsible for training them and monitoring their health, physical and mental
For THREE YEARS at a time
And absolutely nothing is supposed to happen between them?

>>535923997
yeah i want a 9* stamina spark so i can do 18* stamina with borrows
but this one is not going to be that one i can already tell

>>535924195
what cards do you run?

>>535923848
>Guys I killed my account a few days ago because of work and bad rolls
s*y-kun is that you?

>>535924046
Your new wife

>>535923079
Define long run, because you're stuck in URA hell for a while

>>535924168
Yes.

i need manhattan cafe

>>535924168
Yes anon, look in a mirror. You may be able to give advice but nobody is going to fuck you, even if you are the only male contact they have for three years during the most formative years of their life.

>>535924168
That's the plan, yes

>>535924195
One of my 9* sparks is one of my best horses. But my other one is a random B+. Never say never anon

>>535924168
shut the fuck up, youre ruining the kino vibes

>>535924168
thats right

>>535924345
wow rude

>>535924168
Yes. It is rare for trainers to marry their horsegirl. Their relationship is usually professional

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2p6Xr_7Firo&t=417s&ab_channel=moetabibito&start=400

Guys King is too perfect.

Laisu a big cute

>>535923920
Meine pferdefrau...

>>535924124
my carrot wife and her orange frens

If I have a cracked Golshi, a maxed speed 950 stam + 3 gold recovery pacer, and another ace that’s also on pace but has every acceleration skill in the book and 2 gold recoveries I should be fine as far as surviving debuff goes right?

Or will I get double-debuffed and die to significantly worse teams? I just don’t want to build a Natie

>>535923009
temu opera o!

tfw GLUE.

>>535924597
golshi is an end closer so she's safer from natie

>>535924636
cute

>>535924640
>iron will
kek

bros? i am NOT changing end

>>535924726
I got ABSOLUTELY NOTHING on skills

Fuji post-race paizuris

>>535924747
HOPELESS

Kitasan livin the life

>>535924634
>/uma/ likes taishin now
wtf happened? I thought 4channel.org hated tsunderes

was there a link to buy the mcqueen and teio plushies?

>>535924710
Agreed

>>535924634
Whats in the Tachyon book?

how many g1 runs do you normally do per career?
I feel either my stats suck or I'm missing 2-3 skills

>>535924809
not this time

>>535924747
You can do it

How do I get good at the game?
I took 4 speed cards, yet power was somehow my highest stat by the end of the run
All of my cards thought they had power specialization or something

>>535924474
I'm surprised male trainers are allowed in an all girls' school to begin with. Seems like an oversight.

If I kick someone from my club, does the club keep his fans or does he take all 600k despite being there for a week of them with him?

>>535924824
>Raped every day for your sperm
>Living the life
He's trying to get too /fit/ just so he escape breeding duty.

>>535924747
the stakes have been very hopeful these days, im not sure why... its such an easy race now. you fucking hopeless RETARDS just need to HOPE more. obviously you aren't hopemaxxing enough. just do it. believe. HOPE. easiest race of my life! i will never lose the hopeful stakes! ever!

Why is this bitch such a messy eater

>>535924269
lucky you have 2 3* stamina...

how the frick do I get 12k points in campaign?

>>535924998
so it was you who kicked me
I'm going to buy a chink account and come for your ass next season

>>535924538
Pferdemädchen is a derogatory term for horse obsessed girls and women which usually come with an obsession with "free" liberal living while controlling every aspect of others peoples lives and thoughts.
It is considered German women tend to enjoy horse raising much more than men for the simple aspect of "taming" a large wild beast and turning it into a gentle pet.
It is generally advised to stay away from Pferdemädchen for they are mentally stuck in their teens and are spoiled, bratty and literally setting themselves on a high horse and talking down to others.

I need to pull for her now

ya know this aint half bad. the color sparks are shit, but the skill sparks are pretty great. hesi pace, flus pace, sub end, sub front, and late savvy. Unfortunately can't be used for a nice nature herself, but CAN be used for another late surger debuffer like grass wonder.

Assuming that's the best I can do with my crappy cards, which one for the event?
Left has better speed, aptitude and skills / skill activation.
Right has less shitty stamina and might survive Natie a bit better.
I have a Goldshi has backup so I guess Left would be better for the rare time I get a race with no/low debuffer, but not sure.

Also, how the fuck do people get Umas with much fatter stats? Those two runs had nearly no problems and both land at around 3200 total stats, do people just roll the dices a hundred times for that a one run where they get triple rainbow every single turn or something?

>>535925076
t. overdosing on hopium

>>535924907
you already saw this coming well into late classic and early senior year cmon bro... and 25 career runs to get s medium what horseshit parents are you using? go on uma db and get a 9* medium uma.

>>535925187
I think left dies even without debuffs

>Enthusiastic pair triggers in Senior Year Late October
might as well kill myself

>>535925258
>roll a 0.5% gacha
>get fucked
who could have predicted this

My honse might be too dumb to proc groundwork even with three starting skills...

>>535925362
Bwo your green skills???

>3 fucking visits to clear slow metabolism which popped right before the new year
>placed 15th in a random g1 so I have to waste another turn doing G1s
I fucking hate this game so much

>>535925362
I don't think groundwork even exists
What kind of black magic did you use to get it?

ive never lost hopeful stakes

>>535925362
that's why you use greens

>umas have ribbons
>pink ribbons means heat
>there are pink ribbons
What is an umas mating period like?

why the fuck is the bottom option even an option

>>535925320
Crap.
Should I give up on running two Aces and then jury-rig a second debuffer (Tachyon, probably) then?

hopeful run my ass

how do i build parent? just get 1100 in a stat and spam races?

>>535925187
left, simple as. shitty that you dont have swinging maestro on that cap... i'd keep trying though.

Are the human women in the Uma Musume not afraid of their species slowly dying out?
Uma + Human is always uma, but human + human is sometimes uma
We should defend our existence right

>>535925541
It's more realistic to get 600 in your desired stat(s) and spam races but yes

>>535925426
>>535925450
I got two greens and focus but she only has like, 410 wit so that might be the reason.
>>535925426
Got lucky in umadb with a 6* groundwork and 7* blues and medium pinks that isn't friend capped yet.

>>535925362
I have an urara that procs it then has to slow down back to 8th place

if my trainee doesn't call me Torena-san i kick her to the curb immediately

>>535925513
Idk really, my situation is only slightly better yet I'm running 2 aces.

>>535925514
this goes against my narrative sir please delete

>>535925562
I've been pulling my air on Maestro. Goldshi got 4 runs in a row without it ever dropping.
I'm now running with less SSR for less events in the pool, seems to work but dunno if it's just luck swinging in the other direction.

>>535925601
Anon, don't ask about the Arabian Umacides, or the Uma Pogroms.

maybe I'll use her for CM2...

>>535925718
The.. the what?

>>535925601
Human+human is never uma.

>>535925240
>go on uma db and get a 9* medium uma.
Anon, I'm doing exactly this, so suck my dick

>>535925601
>Spe has never seen another Uma before coming to Tracen
>Neither has Oguri or Tamamo
>what if there are so many umas and men only want to fuck horse girls guise!!!!!!
Speedreader-kun with room temperature IQ, please think for 10 seconds, I know thats 9 seconds longer than the attention span of your dick, but Umas are quite fucking rare, Umas can give birth to human girls and human women can randomly give birth to an Uma.

You're a retard. You're weak. You're a SEAnigger. You will not survive the winter.

what even is the meta for cm, im not living in these breads or watching videos on yt about it. i know what your ace needs but the other two umers are what? debuffers? i got an ok natie and creek.

>Human women can randomly give birth to an uma
To this day I've not seen anybody who says this cite a solid example.

>>535925349
Wait this banner isnt 0.75%
WHAT HAVE I DONE

If I want a higher chance of Medium spark do I use parents with Medium or is it random?

>>535925887
>You're a retard. You're weak. You're a SEAnigger. You will not survive the winter.
It's not the winters SEAgers fear, it's the summers

I'm sorry niggas but GOLD SHIP filters me because she reminds me of THAT WIGGER pink vtuber.

>>535926123
>wigger pink vtuber
you gotta be some more specific man

>>535926123
You are too stupid to be posting here

>>535925887
OK, but what is the percentage chance of an uma birthing an uma?
How many children does Diamond have to have (on average) to guarantee having an uma to carry on her racing legacy?

>>535926123
apologize to Goldshi this moment, you nigger

>>535926228
>>535926182
no niggers
she is literally her but with the pink hair
remove goldshit

>>535926123
you have to be 18+ to post on this website

Rice Shower would play online competitive games then type racial slurs in the chat

>>535925887
>umas can give birth to human girls
>humans can randomly give birth to umas
Holy fucking secondary.
You always run your mouth on shit you don't have a clue about?

>>535926203
I dont know you. You're not my trainee. Rudolf come pick me up already..

>>535925129
Thank you hands, any advice on what I should call my german wife?

>>535926270
>>>/vt/

fellas, is she cm ready

>>535926123
I don't see it, anon. I think you're just crazy.

>>535925718
Reject Uma Musume
Embrace Ummah Muslimah

>>535925851
no im too depressed to suck your dick after reading this what the fuck man im sorry...

>>535926357
Pferdebraut

ON THE DAILY FREE SCOUT

>>535926506
POST HER LARGE BARE TITS
RIGHT NOW

>>535926357
Call her by her name of Eishin.
When you get intimate call her Flash.

>>535926441
>Pferdebraut
Nice

>>535926392
Where's you wit bwo?

>>535926506
Damn her head is huge.

>>535926441
Hmmm...checks out.
Just wanted to make sure because as someone that knows other languages I know the temptation of making people say the most heinous things in languages they don't know.

>>535926506
>head so big it doesn't fit the icon

>>535926392
>E wit
kek

you won't believe who won the hint brawl

>>535926340
Have you considered accepting your fate as Satono family property?

air shakur is CORE for the skill meta

>>535926607
horse not for smart, horse for go fast

>>535926639
>>535926590
I would never do my Eishin bros dirty like that.

>>535926326
The irish uma royalty has 12 "potential" heirs because 10 of them turned out to be humans and only an Uma is considered a proper heir.
The current irish queen pumped out twelve children.

Hopeful?

>>535926690
No fuck off. I didnt scout you.

I completed my first career run with El Condor Pasa and couldn't help her win the Takarazuka Kinen what do I do should I kms

>>535926872
>5 people in front
>130~wit
Rank 4 or 6

>>535926872
BROCKED

>>535926984
It's fine, you'll only be needed for a few months. She can have you back afterwards.

>>535926872
Why did they made her so ugly?

>>535926392
Bakushin!

Who and why

The crowning jewel of the Satono Family...

>>535926835
Based hans.
May your pulls be lucky and your rainbows plentiful.

>>535926872
she'd unironically be one of the cutest with just a hairstyle change
plus she has fat tits

>>535927107
me and because

>>535923025
I love Winning Ticket. She is so cute and good. Her friendship with B and N has yet to make sense to me though. Taishin just seems to hate all other people and should always be alone, as far as I can tell so far, and Winning Ticket seems like the very last person she should ever want to be around. I'm sure her career story fleshes her out more though. But the scenes of those three that I have seen so far don't seem to be written well.

>>535927107
Suzuka
cute

How did we go from this...

>>535927027
>>535927057
thanks for doubting

>>535927072
I will not be harrassed. If this contiues, I am forced to deploy "her".

>>535927107
taiki because shuttles

>>535927207
to this

>>535927107
Oguri, no cap.

BROS
THIS IS IT.
0 SKILLS LEARNED.
WHAT DO.

>>535927209
For some reason Ryan always does better than makwiin there

Why do Narita Brian and Narita Taishin act like they don’t know each other? If they’re not related, they AT LEAST have to come from the same clan/farm, right?

>>535927076
Anon, it's a Japanese game. Every character has the same face.

>>535927252
Keep gambling and keep winning, thats how you get a good horse.

Is it wrong to date two Ningen at the same time?

>>535927107
Spe chan because cute and marriage

I love her design, how long do I have to wait

>>535927207
...To this?

>>535927024
Were you winning all the other G1s? The game just RNGs you sometimes.

Hopefully my cm team will do decent.

>>535927409
test it out bwo

epic

>>535925963
1 debuffer, 1 goldshi, 1 pace

What does she have over Cafe? 0 friendship gauge does not look good to me

>>535927348
The tracen carrots are laced with growth hormones that make sure the trainees can feed their young.

>>535927221
You wouldn't dare.

>>535927342
2-3 years at least. She's like a 3rd anni 2 stars uma.

>>535927440
what am i supposed to be looking at here besides glue

>>535927486
Rough, good to know more 2 star umas do come out tho

>>535927107
no one because not my ticket

>>535927482
I do what I must.

>>535927209
people arent understanding that this is literally the easiest race ever if you just HOPE

Late Night CM Room: 23396876
Bring 3

>>535927518
the amount of speed rainbows

Chevacci

>>535927440
I don't get it

>>535927076
The problem is that she has short hair, but she also needs to hide the sides of her head because it would look weird if we could see she had no human ears. So it’s like cropped hair, but going all the way down her head like sideburns. It makes her look like some weird monkey.

I might just be sentimental but the japanese have a way with their words that make it feel more solemn

>>535927337
should i fall for the end meme though?

>>535927409
That looks great. Probably 60%+ win rate if you host CM test room.

>m.jpg
GLUE

>>535927107
Whoever makes your heart flutter

>>535927571
One slot left

>>535927603
>words
>words, japan
Fucking cattle.

>daily friend points from KB start getting lower and lower even though her banner is gone

>switch to MLB creek

>get even less

>switch it back to Kita

>up a bit but still less than before

What the hell do people want to borrow? I’m putting Green Woman in there, maybe that’ll be better. I’m down to 400/day instead of 1700+ and I don’t like it

why is the bottom of her dress unbuttoned? Is she stupid?

Does she know what the box contains?

>>535927354
I came 1st place in one of the G1s but could only make top 3 thereafter, and then placed 14th in the Takarazuka Kinen. I think my guts, stamina, wit stats were too low, my support cards were also lvl 1, but aside from levelling up my support cards I'm not sure how to prepare for the next career

actual CM meta is
>1 frontrunner ace
>two high speed, high wit, 600 stamina, no refresh skills pace chaser

The Frontrunner is gonna win while the 600 stamina umas run out of power in the final curve and crash and burn into the pack, high wit and speed will put them at the front of the pack and high wit will make the power checks more difficult to pass.
This will cuck your Golshi. There is nothing you can do about it. I haven't mentioned it yet because you could've made another team, but now it's too late.

>>535927292
who knows maybe very different gens or something - the meijiros and satonos all seem to act like cousins tho

goddamn, even with halfass japanese, most i can read about almond eye is full of praises, glazing for zoomers if you will
she's that good huh?
thought I think digital fucking around everywhere, even on dirt, is much more impressive?

>>535927819
you are giving me a STROKE reading this sentence

use front meme
>7th place debut
why do people spread misinfo on purpose?

>>535927731
Maybe it's just a lull in players? I have like 6 MLB Kitasans that I arbitrarily rotate between.

>>535923415
is that Just a Way

I've never lost a Hopeful Stakes with goldship running end, easy mode baby mode

>>535927893
late start + brock

>>535927893
was your speed past 250ish? if not, there's a chance of fucking up

>>535927893
It's rng bwo

>>535922884
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PyBflsZU4AM&pp=ygUZa2lyYnkgYWlyIHJpZGVycyB0aGVtZSBqcA%3D%3D
She's listening to this

>>535927767
>my support cards were also lvl 1
As in actual level 1 or just not limit broken? Either way that's your main problem, your training just doesn't produce big enough numbers.

>>535927731
people are borrowing kitasan from people they know since the entire world rolled for her. I've been running tazuna and getting like 2 borrows a day. The economy is in shambles.

>>535927898
>maybe it’s just a lull in players

That’s probably it reasonable anon, I’m just inpatient but it stands to reason I wouldn’t get as many points since I don’t shill my account anywhere

>>535926047
Both Super Creek and Tazuna are 0.75%.
Which means if you are unlucky like me, 200 pulls will give you 0 Creek, 2 Tazuna's, and no Sweep Toshos...

>slow metabolism right before summer camp
kms

Why is Maruzensky even in OP or pre-OP dirt races? She jobs to urara but why is she even there in the first place?

I love my Emperor

Isn't Rudolf a hag? Why hasn't she graduated yet? Is she dumb?

My tongue isn't that long this isn't me stop this slander!

>>535928141
No husband = no graduation

Time to build for champions meeting

>>535928064
I don't take risks on summer camp, I'm a pussy because there's no infirmary
I take risk on the last day though

>>535928036
Show us your uma if you want to shill. MLB Kita is technically in demand, but it's not rare anymore.

>>535927680
I made the right choice

What's the point of a skill like this? just to insure your front runner is the leader?

Is it glue.....

Someone should explain Taurus Cup to as if I was a retard who doesn't know what it is and didn't build racers yet haha

>>535928008
Oh, that makes sense, yeah... Thanks anon

>>535928207
ill give her my glue

>>535928030

Maybe I should stick with Kitasan then, even if it’s a slow decay it might be in demand for a long time. You’re scaring me from having put up MLB Tazuna now. Let’s see how many people borrowed her tomorrow

ok listen up, what if instead of race cars. we have race car musume

>>535928207
Can I have her?

>>535928210
long race haha go whee run run fast first place win carats woo

>>535927571
2nd place Gold Ship ran out of stamina right before the finish line. Color dot to show which debuffer belongs to who. 1st place Gold Ship brought 2 debuffers.

Satono Landmine

>>535927731
both of them are/were rate ups which means they are common compared to say a mlb fine motion or some other non-rate up. i got a buddy that mlb'd that yaeno muteki card and im sure he's getting more fp's than me with my mlb kita since less people have it.

>>535928207
>Medium A
bro...
>>535928210
Go check the notice information retardbro it has everything

>>535928207
You'll probably beat many of the casuals, you lose to any S medium but your skills are great. You should get to finals honestly.

>>535928175
Creek?
Daiwa?
Natie?
They're practically married to their trainers already, even other umas point it out

>>535908962
it was back to back slacker and night owl

>>535928210
google 'taurus cup reddit'

>>535928281
put mayano in end instead of pace

>>535928207
>no med S
>level 2 ult
glue

is this anything

>>535928290
Everyone said hit the fucking stats so I hit the fucking stats which is it? Is it the S medium or the stats that are more important

>>535928271
dale earnhardt as an anime girl

>>535923119
Does she run fast?

>Tazuna and Maru are best friends, kinda
>both are adults in every measure
>Tazuna is the academy's head secretary
>>>>somehow Maru is STILL a student
???

>>535928375
thats about the quality the youtubers that pretend they know everything are producing.

>>535928375
You can glue her for 260 SP.

The Ghost of Meek as I rewind time, not to stop atrocities of humankind but to win a race for cash (My Uma had a late start)

Wew lad that's a lot of whites

>>535928207
no s in medium what do you think anon...

>>535928210
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Ww80XmOKyY&ab_channel=MissNekopon

just use this guide and youll end up second in the finals at the very least

>>535924168
>That adult men are assigned to work closely with hormonal teenage girls
Yes
>Are responsible for training them and monitoring their health, physical and mental
Yes
>For THREE YEARS at a time
Yes
>And absolutely nothing is supposed to happen between them?
No

>>535928457
meek died for our sins

>>535928210
>explain Taurus Cup to as if I was a retard
i used chatgpt and told it to dumb it down until retard speak, here you go retard

Taurus Cup = horsie race with other peoples horsies.

You pick 3 horsies you made go fast.

Race track always the same: Tokyo, grassy road, medium long, sunny day.

Two playpens:

Easy pen = small horsies.

Hard pen = big strong horsies, shinier toys if you win.

Horsies need:

Zoom (Speed)

No get sleepy (Stamina)

Pushy legs (Power)

Give horsies special tricks like “I like spring” or “I like this track.”

Some horsies just go “hehe slow down everyone else” instead of winning.

If your horsies do good you get shinies (gems, tickets, fun titles).

So it’s just: make horsies strong put in cup race get shinies.

>>535928506
yeah its a dorm setting too AND the girls are in constant heat

Am I the only one who thinks its kinda messed up that most of the jockeys aside from Yutaka Take get basically no mention or credit in this game compared to the horses? You’d think they’d at least be in as trainers or something.

>>535928464
what the actual fuck? was this just luck from running every G1 or was this a fabled all-races-1m fans run?

>>535928383
both... you need both. this is why were are all pulling our hair doing this shit.

>>535927734
>why is the bottom of her dress unbuttoned?
For Paizuri ofc

>>535928464
unfortunate power 1, could've been 2 at least

>>535928478
gaslighting

>>535928287
On the one hand you’re right but Yaeno was also rate up, just not as famous as Creek or Kita or even FM and I think those more “common knowledge” good cards probably also have a big audience due to the fact every casual knows their name. I’m sure must-have scenario-specific cards will rake in a lot in the future guaranteed though, since only a limited number of extremely dedicated whales will get them for the one-off use

>>535928576
I had her run every G1, the only ones she lost was the Queen Elizabeth Cup from BROCKED and February Stakes cause lmao dirt

>>535928281
how are you niggers getting S ranks in two skills, im so fucking ass at this game
i get one to SS or S and another can get to maybe A

>>535928572
Nobody cares about manlets.

>>535928565
trainers aren't allowed in the dorms actually. Daitaku Helios has an event where she invites you to a dorm party and both dialogue options lead to "oh wait we forgot trainers can't enter the dorms, sorry coach!"

You'd have to be seducing the head of security or something if you wanted to get in, but who would do that?!

>>535928281
They have mlb super creek and kitasan black, then they get to borrow on top of it

>>535928682
There are a lot of sweats and spenders of different varirity posting here. Dont fret it too much.

>>535928464
does this result in better stats than a 3 star with lets say 5 g1 sparks?

>>535927475
sauce?

>>535928281
>2 debuffers GoldShip
soulless

Finally a usable one that's not retarded or has no stamina.

taken right before ura finale and has tazuna

>>535923671
Another run
what can go wrong
OH ANOTHER FUCKING SHIT CONDITION RIGHT OUT OF THE FUCKING GATE

I had it with here guys. I'm going to send grandpa to the retirement home (shotgun behind the barn)

>>535924982
Most of the famed umas in tracen that are named after the real horses have male trainers, so the statistics provide the answer

>>535928572

How “good” of an athlete is a top jockey? I don’t know enough about the sport but the horses are treated like freaking Olympians so I assume jockeys are somewhere much lower on the chain

new cm room: 56986109

>>535928747
thank you anon, learning this game is doing my head in

>>535928806
Hope got you one of those stamina skills +40 skills anon

>>535924982
The Umas would rebel if they didn't get their marriage partners

>>535928806
>not retarded
>(doesn't have) no stamina
lol

As a fan of absurdly long sleeves, I'm rather disappointed at how little art there is playing fun with them. Tachyon suffers from the same issue.

which horse canonically smells the worst

>>535928559
>race with other peoples horsies
are we using other players or friend horses? Can I just set my own horse as bad to brick others choices?
>Easy Pen/Big/Small horsies
????
>special tricks
how do I unlock these?

>>535928636
Not a problem since you can raise it in tachyon event later. Those whites on the other hand, that's probably 1 in a million run.

>top team trial ace only has 539 stam + 1 blue recovery skill
I thought the req was 750 for mile?? gaslight general

>>535927249
>>535928165
hehehe, dia when she sees that trainer got back!

>>535928457
>meek wins ura
>watches in horror as rival trainer rewinds time and makes his trainee win

>>535928769
every inspiration 4-6 blue sparks activate depending on affinity.
pink green and white sparks have a 5% per star chance to activate, or half on a grandparent.
For raw stats your blue sparks will always be more consistent, but if you want a massive drop you'll have to have mega gambler luck and proc a shitton of 2-15% all at once.

>>535928836
I can't see what's happening to my nice nature because you guys are too far ahead

>>535928945
those horses aren't meant to win races

>>535928830
Didn't the dude riding kitasan barack admit that the horse literally carried him after he changed to another horse and never won another race?

>>535928957
Hey now I let Happy Meek win once (on accident) and get her Umapyoi

>>535928464
need2breed

>>535924168
Umas are, at base, 3-4x faster and stronger than the average adult human male. There is probably a stigma in Uma society that humans can’t rape umas, for the same reason that people in the real world think women can’t rape men; people can’t imagine a physically weaker being raping a stronger one.

>>535928842
Just try your best or not. I am planning on sandbagging all the way through graded with my 3 best umas and thats about it. The rewards are not worth it

I want to go on a vacation to a small, quiet island with my wife, Maya.

>>535928945
>the top min maxer min maxes and spams TT until he gets a perfect storm and scores really high

>this is somehow news


Anon, don’t tell me you still think you have to win in TT to do well

>>535928836
Pretty much same outcomes as last CM room. However, this time there were 2 Gold Ship with two debuffers each so every non-endcloser got assblasted with debuffs hence the Distance for 3rd place.
>>535928983
Chad Nature ace though.

>>535929005
ok, so Ace just means bonus pt multiplier then and he's just cumblasting skill activations out I assume

>>535928572
>in this game
Which part? I have no idea about the IRL stuff Easter egg in this game.

>>535928905
>are we using other players or friend horses? Can I just set my own horse as bad to brick others choices?
yeah you should enter really intentionally bad umas

This thread is getting me dizzy!

>>535928806
Why does my rice only say 1200 for speed instead of MAX?
Why does everyone else get to be cool?

is that an ice cream

wit=stam=power
Few

Real talk guys.
I'm f2p.
How levels of UNLUCKY I have to be to get 1 SINGULAR SUPER CREEK card, but 4 FUCKING COPIES OF TAZUNA and 2 RANDOM COPIES OF NISHINO?

>>535929123
dumb bitch, why she wastin my yogurt like that

Happy Meek is just Narita Top Road on Xanax.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PvcOe30GC2g
no offense to JPbros, but they let some dogshit umas win it all in CM1

>>535929193
you will cunnilingus tazuna for all of URA finale and make the best of it

>>535929193
I'm similar its unfortunate but atleast Tanzuna is good

>>535928572
Which Jockey is actually famous? Like pick between all countries and name the most famous jockey of all time

>>535929017
good lad

>>535929012
Brother how would I know? I just said I don’t know anything about the sport. I think racing is cool but I don’t really like horses. I like Umas the same way I like bunny-girls like the Viera from Final Fantasy, by giving zero shits about the rabbit

>>535928207
>no one mentioning that 3 out of 4 uniques have a very low chance of activating on a pace.
Shooting for victory requires you to be 3rd or worse
Behold Divine Might requires you to be 4th (really 5th) to pass 3 people
Shooting Star requires you to be in atleast 2nd (really 3rd) and actively passing someone
While not being in 1st (and especially being in 3rd or 4th) means you've pretty much lost anyway as a pace.

Horses most likely to be pressured into premarital sex?
Horses most likely to coerce their trainer into statutory rape?

>>535929193
Mlb Tazuna is actually a better investment than SC. Fake JP CC's say she has 0 use outside of ura but she's actually mandatory later on during the trainer meta.

meek is tall, has long creamy legs, and plump tits
she needs a real torena

>>535928572
Fukunaga is literally (You)

>>535929097
isn't getting 1st/2nd/3rd on all your umas ideal??? is it not? either the asian youtuber is lying or game tora is lying

>>535929193
Replace the 4 with 1 and that's what I pulled.

>>535929224
To get likes on umastagram

>>535929271
Behold on a Pace is interesting to say the least

>>535929260
Sorry, I wasn't really asking you per-se just spring boarding off your post to see if any other actual horse nerd knew what I was talking about.

>>535929110
Mad respect for that guy making a nice nature that can contend. He truly loves her. Imagine if he had an accelleration unique on her instead of that largely useless WTAWTAW?

FUCK YOU LIARS FRONT IS SHIT

>>535929287
Anons that can't stop thinking about their dicks 24/7 and have an uncontrollable urge to voice their porn addiction online with strangers on the internet?

>>535929393
no its not you did it wrong

>>535929384
what were (you) >>535928983 thinking with that grass inherit skill bwo

>>535929423
>complaining about the contents of a gacha thread on /vg/
top kek

>>535929423
Anon... where do you think you are?

>>535929393
>no. 6
what did you do anon? how do you fuck up so badly?

>>535929393
>McBitch
kek

>>535929351
god I hate zoomers

>>535922921
Curren, does anything for money.
https://youtu.be/KPfcycMj8BE?list=RDKPfcycMj8BE

>>535929393
if there's no other frontrunner then front doesn't try to adjust it's speed to pass other frontrunners and just stays at a static velocity, which lets the pack catch up to it. Frontrunner only works when there's multiple of them.

>>535929245
>>535929249
>>535929302
>>535929332
It's not MLB and I was trying to get another SC to get her to 1LB and try to get another cards, like Twins Turbo from frens. Now I have NO CARATS and I will save for the eventual chud goat, Tamamo Cross.
Wait, some of you were saying that Tazuna wasn't a great card. Was I meme'd?

>>535929454
Sparks are lacking sadly, so I was making her until today. It was the only place I could get a double circle on medium

>>535929520
she likes the sex more than the money

>>535929423
post your ovaries

>>535929393
>brocked so hard she became a phantom for real

>>535929287
>Horses most likely to be pressured into premarital sex?
Rice would fold like a wet paper towel
>Horses most likely to coerce their trainer into statutory rape?
There's a roughly 100% chance that Creek and Maruzensky fuck their trainers off-camera by the end of year 2.

>>535929329
Time Trial specifically is about maxing out score, which doesn't necessarily require winning the race, or even defeating your current opponent.

>>535929531
it is an s-tier card. dont listen to the jp gaslighters.

>>535929551
forget about double circle, get her maruzensky or taiki ult, preferably on a medium 3* parent
https://uma-global.pure-db.com/#/search

0-4 - do another soul crushing nasty nature run that fails
5-9 - just do a casual run with whoever, no real goal and be happy

I've been wondering. Would you like to be transferred to the Umamusume world however you just become a regular no name trainer in some random regular place (not central) to some random regular uma who even though she likes you will likely never win a maiden race and is doing racing as a side hobby before going to post some regular post secondary

>>535929393
based ribbon dirge

>>535929518
Is Umastagram just Instagram for umas? Are Umastagram and Instagram the same, or two different apps? Why would umas need their own social media platform?

>>535929119
Thanks a lot, this will likely be the last week I have playing the game (if my doctor is right) so it's gonna be great feeling to leave on a high note. I'm bedridden and can't leave the hospital now and watching videos and reading long guides gives me a headache so I asked my dear friends at /Uma/ and they answered the call.

>>535929531
If you spent your pity on a copy of SC instead of mlb'ing Tazuna you're an absolute fucking retard

>>535929631
I'll try tomorrow, but I'm pretty out of time sadly

Fuck, I thought I could brian would come out while I slept but I got the day wrong. The horses come out 7 hours after reset right? still 14 hours to go I guess...

>almost 800 wit
>only 1 neicha skill procs
?

>>535929329
>isn’t winning ideal?


Anon, I’m gona need you to put your thinking cap and repeat after me: Min. Max.


The guy using the MINIMUM for the MAXIMUM result only has to win once to get a good score. That’s it. He doesn’t have to win every time.

You’re talking like you think your Team Trials score is cumulative across races or something. It’s one good set. That’s it. Your best set.

The one the guy at the top with the least amount of stam possible in order to push other things like wit activation after spamming races to get enough skill points (while still having good stats due to whaling for SSRs) wins.

Neither the nice asian youtuber nor gametora is lying to you. You just don’t understand how the game works my guy

>>535929193
I rolled enough Tazunas to MLB and one extra and had to spark Creek. With Kitasan I also sparked for a single copy.
I've had absolutely abysmal luck with SSR rolls in this game. At least I have decent SR lineup and trainees.

it's funny because they eated the fried chickent

>>535929271
I think a lot of players seem to overlook skill activation requirements and just spend skill points carelessly as long as they hit the stat breakpoints that people seem to just spew at each other, I thought Behold was a weird choice and could've been literally anything else when I saw it too

>>535929673
gonna need you to post thighs as proof

>>535929673
bro is dying

>>535929654
I don't want to deal with women, I also don't want to deal with literal stronger women
No thanks
>>535929713
>tried to witmax(almost 1k)
>procs TWO skills
?

>>535929671
It's the umamusume world's non-copyrighted version of Instagram, like how Umatube is YouTube, Umatook is Facebook, and Umatter is Twitter.

Is Double Jet a trainee yet or no?

>>535929713
>assuming you have 8 debuff skills
that's a 0.00001% chance of only one skill proccing lmao

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8phsZ9cwFzE&ab_channel=PR3Y

apparently you only need 300 power and 600 wit to win. naruhodone

>>535929193
nigger i got 0 sc 0 tazuna 1 tosho in 200 rolls so stfu

Finally I got my first 9* (and my second 3*). Not sure if Smart Falcon 6* speed 3* is very useful though but at least it's something for 150 careers.

>>535929839
Why is a site used mostly by humans named after a species that only makes up 10% of the population?

Who's this ninja uma and does she hide poison needles inside herself?

Oh YES

>>535929839
Umazing

>>535929654
>even though she likes you will likely never win a maiden race
That's how losers think, I'm different and my one inch of love WILL win the URA final, we WILL have the most legendary rags to riches story that'll put Tamano Cross to shame

>>535930039
i would bonk her so hard she will forget she's a woman

If that Cygames Horse ever won the Kentucky Derby how hard would they wank her in game for that achievement?

>tamamo yells at creek for treating her like a baby
>does nothing and laughs
>tamamo threatens to mog her trainer
>prepares to murder tamamo(on the race track)
What the fuck is this about

What's the use for Smart Falcon unique? To get away from other front runners mid race? It gives both speed and acceleration which is pretty cool I guess but it activates mid race.

>>535929840
Not yet

After winning a race should i press the bottom or top option? -15 health or -5/-20?

>>535930091
i hope they give free gibs whenever they win

These 2 should fuck me

>>535930091
Special Week is called the "Supreme Commander of Japan" for beating a jetlagged French horse in the Japan Cup. This horse will probably be called the "Yankee Conqueror" if it wins the Kentucky Derby.

Honses that would try to get knocked up on the first date?

>>535930203
What makes you think you deserve anything nice happen to you?

Teio just can't stop jobbing in CM

She's drained me of every penny I had...

>Nice Nature's (Very "Me" Results) Gives you +4 all stats and +82 SP for placing third
>it happens every time you place 3rd in any non-career graded race
Holy shit I thought it was a once-per-career thing. God if you get super lucky and farm that it's a strong as fuck run for sure.
It's a shame her ult gives her 5 seconds of speed upon passing from 4th to 3rd so it's kinda hard to stay in 3rd if you get there.

>>535930169
If -15 lets you do another training next turn, -15.

>>535930169
I've been gambling with the bottom option, but it can be brutal as it is -5/-35

>>535930206
>if it wins the Kentucky Derby
it lost lol

>>535929842
>german cake

>>535930234
I've been a very very good boy this year

Will she ever get more backstory in the future?

Why is there a R18 section in UmaTube?

>>535930169
For a couple days I started always picking the bottom option thinking it's super good but reverted back cause the odds are way too stacked against you.

>>535930265
that's when you lose I think

>>535930290
Wow, I love Germany.

Is mr cb part of the student council because shes a super horse or something? Or was she mediocre like maruzensky

>>535930252
correction. not +4 all. +4 to 3 random. my mistake.

>>535930141
Trainer is Super Creek's #1 baby, sure she may like to baby others, but she's not gonna let them play naughty with her torena.

eishun is just kraut special week

Is there any way to tell if a race will give a mood up with the reporter showing up or if it'll be the regular skill points option?

Alright faggots, let's play that one youtube game. I'm going to list 6 umas from top to bottom and you have to rank them starting from top one by one. You cannot change your ranking once you place her.

Satono Diamond

Narita Taishin

Rice Shower

Daiwa Scarlet

Mayano Top Gun


King Halo

The picture was a false flag.


Post results.

ENTER

>>535930356
If it's when you lose, I'll definitely pick the top option then. I had no idea it would change that.

Here I come for my super lucky CM victory

>>535930141
Tamamo fucked around and found out what happens when you put Super Creek's goo goo babies at risk of being ruined.

>>535930371
Mr.CBT was a triple crown horse.

>>535930440
what youtube game???

>>535930250
yeah i made that mistake as well

>>535930169
>>535930265
>>535930448
Why don't you retards just look it up instead of spouting random bullshit?

>>535930476
sexooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

>had 20k carats for Hishi Amazon
>went all in just to max cap marvelous and other SRs
>supre creek caps woulve been nice
>in the end i didnt even get a single super creek but i also only mlb'd 1 SR
i regret it all

1. King Halo
2. Daiwa Scarlet
3. Satono Diamond
4. Mayano Top Gun
5. Rice Shower
6. Narita Taishin
If I could rearrange it, I would swap Rice and Maya, but I'm overall satisfied. I forgot I still had #1 left, but King is a solid pick anyway.

>>535930169
I got like 20 3 times in a row so that 5 is barely worth it

>>535930542
What about mood ups?

>>535930562
A fool and his money are soon parted

>>535930562
srs fall off hard

>>535930542
Thanks and fuck you too

>>535930141
somebody post the webm

>>535930364
>Wow, I love Germany.

11.5K jimmies saved
Mayano Wedding Dress on the horizon
Am I gonna make it?

>>535930562
gacha games are made for people like you

>>535930562
retard

>>535930682
Yes

>>535930562
I was in the exact situation except the Hishi I was saving for is Akebono and instead of 22k Carats I went 430 Pulls for Kitasan and got 1 copy.

I hope I have time to save up still

slacker late june, why does this game have such retarded mechanics

>>535930710
lucklets?

daiwa scarlet
medium or mile TT

>>535929673
Send my regards to Grass Wonder and the rest. jk come please back stronger anon

fuck tokai teio in particular

>>535930440
Satono is 5. Reserving the right for at least 1 to be even more boring.
Narita we'll put at 4.
Rice is NUMBA ONE BAYBEEEEEEEE
Daiwa takes #2. This aint even hard yet.
Mayano i could take or leave. I'll give her #6 just in case the last one is someone I like
>King Halo #3
She's got personality, so I'm okay with this. I love the ojousama laugh. I'm a fate chad. I'm luvia coded.

So my rankings are

1: Rice
2: Daiwa
3: King Halo
4: Narita Taishin
5: Satono Dia-mid
6: Mayano Top Gun

If I were able to change something after the fact I'd move mayano up 2 spaces but otherwise satisfied with my predictive capabilities.

>>535930514
they give you cards 1 at a time and you have to pick a rank 1-6 for the first card not knowing what the other 5 cards will be thereafter.

...
Am I the only one who puts trainers ID under follow limit in .txt file and checks them daily, in hopes they purged their followers?
I even had a lucky hit yesterday.

>>535930710
>>535930721
>>535930642
>>535930637
When is Hishi Amazon? maybe i can recover

>>535929998
Isn't it strange how 10% of the population makes up more than 50% of rape related crimes?

>>535930741
WTF NO ONE SHOWED UP 4 IN A ROW IN SUMMER THEN I FAILED TO CURE IT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

which of these sr cards goes in the last slot?
these are the cards i have at 3 or 4 limit break.
sometimes i have trouble with stamina, but other times getting 850 stamina is easy and i end up just wasting points on wit or overcapping speed for more power but getting nowhere with it.

i don't know how people get 1000+ in the big three.

>>535930880
In three weeks, it's over for you.

>>535930862
>...
>Am I the only one who
Yes

>>535929687
I will not be able to get a spark, so I rolled 100 into it wishing for the best.
Am I still a nigger retard?

>>535930952
Top Cun

>>535930857
well crap my extension showed the whole list without spoilers so it kinda ruins it

>>535930542
supposedly it's a 50:50 on the bottom option, so only if you come in 1st place is there a small net positive gain long term for taking the 2nd option, but I haven't recorded my own averages to verify that claim. Otherwise, it's just another way to gamble your run. if you get lucky you could save a few rests worth of energy over the course of a run. if you get unlucky you could need a few extra rests or fail a risky training because of the difference.

It's just another way to gamble in this 500 layers of gambling game.

>>535930954
what if i havent done any of the story modes nor bond conversations?
ive honestly just been doing career mode and some pvp

I realized that you dont even get much club points from letting strangers fuck your uma. its better if you didnt share your umas to be more competitive

>>535929554
Porque no los dos?

It’s time for (You), very active toreina-san, to get in a nice club right now! We need to replace the corpse of a dead toreina we are dragging and would love to be your new home today! Post your id and availability now!! Be the best you you can be First-Rate toreina!


I know nobody is looking right now but as a /vg/ club we’re not gona look elsewhere so might as well see

>>535930141
Super Creek and his Jockey (in Uma's case the trainer) were infamously very attached to each other to the point where they called Super Creek the jockey's wife.

>>535931032
the bottom options will leave you in low energies most of the time that the energies saved doesn't matter since you'll need to hit rest sooner than later.

>>535930542
No one was spouting bullshit,
that thing doesn't even tell you the percentages

>>535930440
satodia
king
taishin
scarlet
raisu
mayano

I'm going to spend hours right now grinding for a shitty 6-7* speed legacy Uma so I can maybe finally break the 1k barrier in my attempt to make a CM ace. It'll be hard without Kitasan Black, especially in regards to Power.

Game sure loves giving races lots of front runner/pace npc, that just end up dying and comes crashing to all non-front runners as a huge wall of BLOCKED.

>>535930437
>>535930437
>>535930437
Anyone?

>>535931095
A Kingu fan club?? sign me the fuck up on next month

These 3 should FUCK me

>>535931196
Why the fuck does it look like they just 'shopped the character's faces onto the bodies?

>>535931305
There is a way, yeah

tail holes erotic...

>>535931032
>supposedly it's a 50:50 on the bottom option
no way, it's definitely weighted towards the rose outcome

>>535930440
Mayano
King Halo
Satono
Daiwa
Narita
Rice

>>535931081
it's over for you

>>535930440
1. King Halo
4. Mayano Top Gun
2. Daiwa Scarlet
3. Rice Shower
5. Narita Taishin
6. Satono Diamond
I won

>>535931348
Too bad they only fuck me.

>>535931305
Most of the times I got it was when I won, so just win I guess

>>535931376
Would you happen to be a kind soul enough to elaborate on said method

>>535931348
this
one hole for each uma

>>535931348
Why do you like men?

Hopeful Steaks, huh...

>>535931453
you to win with at least 5 lengths advantage

>>535931072
that creek with badly rendered lighting sent shivers to my soul

>>535931348
choco sex

>>535931095
No one is going to join with only 10 days to go bro and the only person you're going to grab are newshitters who are going to be inconsistent.
If you get top 100 post again next month. I breached 40 million so far and may move on from my club if they don't stick top 100.

>>535931516
Nyaruhodo

wew! debuff inherited. fuck yeah.

Gotta get the awful luck out of the way before CM. That is my cope.

How so many people have Goldship 3 star? I'm like 60 star pieces short..

>>535931384
>Cinderella Gray ends with Tamamo Cross beating Oguri
>oh nice a non-jobber rival unlike March
>Super Creek is considered one of the big 3 of japan with Inari One and Oguri Cap
>Evil Creek in cour 2
spoke too soon

Alright lads do I brick this run or not

>>535931565
>smart falcon poster
>is dumb

>>535931608
did you buy the ones from the friend points shop?

>>535931623
A mere coincidence I'm sure

>>535931393
i want to yank on their tails

>>535931657
No and that's would be 50, still no enough.

>>535931618
After cour 2 ends there's like 3 arcs before Evil Creek bwo...

>>535931619
at 640 stam its already bricked unless you've got gourmand and swinging in her skill list on top of u=ma^2
so just click it and hope for the best.

>>535931754
any statues left for the last 10?

>>535931619
>1138 speed
better off training some wit

Bros... these mares scare me...

nothing about uma musume almond eye's design screams "greater than the old greats"
she looks like a modern mahou shoujou more than a legend

>>535931784
>>>
we're never getting Evil Creek animated at this rate

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V1UeZG1-VwE
>torenas have to clean their trainees sheath every month

so when they rework guts am I gonna have to retrain all of my horsemen?

>>535931835
why are they looking at me like that

>>535931902
You came to the wrong stable.

>>535931786
i had maestro available but issa brick anyway

>no creeks (excluding spark)
>3 tazuna's
Well, at least most of SR's are uncapped...

>>535931893
a necessary evil.

redpill me on vivlos

>>535931893
>age-restricted
wtf

>gets mogged ONCE
>loses every single race after
>even absolutely jobs her dream race and main goal
>in the middle of bumfuck nowhere town
jesus shes not even good enough for glue

>>535931978
:3

>>535931978
:3

>>535931937
how many races are you running to get all those SP?

name a more punished character

>>535932104
just be good at beast stars?

Who is /uma/'s doro?

>>535932139
hopefully no one. your faggoty blobshit meme is turbo gay.

why is it bad to go for recovery if you get acupuncture event? doesn't that save a bunch of skill points?

>>535932139
>insane schizo with memes
closest is Manhattan Cafe