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>Game News (EN)
Current Rate Up: Mayano Top Gun (Alt 3*), Air Groove (Alt 3*), Kawakami Princess (SSR), Hishi Akebono (SSR)
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9/4: Legend Race vs Fine Motion (Alt) & Vivlos
9/9: Umasanpo permanent release
Early September: Tachyon's Factor Research
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>IP News
Umamusume Cinderella Gray 2nd cour will air on 10/5
Umamusume 6th Live Event Autumn Leg will be held on 10/18-19
Guest Starring:
Alexandros, Ooishi Masayoshi (Day 1), Kageyama Hironobu (Day 2)
https://umamusume.jp/contents/event/tnf6th-autumn/

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Teio!

first for my wife

Mod that replaces cuties with those ugly chink dolls when?

Mambo mam mam mambo

uma musume is argue game

>>538065141
lol

THE GOAT

Thank Fuji it's Friday.

Are thread oc's a thing here? I've been itching to think up some horse cuties

Who the fuck names their horse "Blast Onepiece"

sekkusu

Are you first? Or are you nowhere?

dead general, dead game. grim.

>>538065141
We need more Taishin love there's not enough

>>538065141
I really like how flat she is

>>538065049
They're also bad for CM2, because the higher speed expends more stamina for very little gain

sniffing Grass Wonder's big sweaty butt
sniffing Tazuna's large sweet smelling butt

>get Tazuna to green friendship just after debut
>forget about her for a while
>...
>later in the run
>mood down, hey I waited the dates out a while it's almost senior year, better get started
>click recreation out of habit
>get the uma's recreation
>.."wtf?"
>green bitch never started the dates
God I hate when this happens. Seems like if she doesn't start dates before the Hopefuls that she just sits on it for a year or more.

>>538065425
I thought that was moon gobblygook until I learned that that phrase was a statement rather than a motto.
Makes much more sense that way first, and then could be understood as a metaphor.

Opera pls don't make that face while saying that...

>>538065141
that's my daughter

>>538065402
Someone who really likes One Piece. Same owner also named one of his horses Naruto.

>>538065425
This is the equivalent of writing "私の名前はトイレです" on your school wall.

Is everyone gonna run daiwa rocket now? I have been seeing a lot of daiwa aces lately lol

I hate Opera.
I seriously fucking hate her.

>>538065474
Would make it so much hotter once she's pregnant with my child.

>>538065646
you are already raped

>>538065690
Why is your name "Toilet"?

Digitan LOVE

>>538065259
UMAMUSUME IS YURI GAME CONFIRMED
DON'T EVEN TRY TO DISPUTE IT

>>538065721
>android in apple land
what a dork

>>538065708
been seeing some youtube videos about it so maybe

>>538065708
yeah, paces are just way easier to make

>>538065646
Nut up and impregnate your boywife

Post them.

>>538065259
uma skin must also be tough as horse hide for her to be able to do that

Wish it was 9/11 already

Thoughts on this stallion?

>>538065646
not beating the rape allegations

>>538065948
I found paces to be pretty hard since they have more requirements... gemini might be interesting if the expected thing of only end closers turns out to end up not being true lol

>>538066116
SEX WITH SHORT STACKS
those are my thoughts

>>538065643
Quick reminder that Suzuka is mine

>>538065948
>>538065708
why daiwa though? Isn't oguri just straight up better?

>>538066036
Don't know anything about Stay Gold, but I just think her outfit is really, really cool.

>>538065585
>tail compacted and hidden in all day
>sweet smelling
You aren't ready, Anon.

>>538066281
what did rudolf mean by this?

>>538066268
>Don't know anything about Stay Gold
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0p8bWggyPZA

>>538066341
more than you cat troon

>>538066213
>why daiwa though?
CP store buff + can be used to cuck urara strats

>Isn't oguri just straight up better
run three oguri caps then

>>538066213
daiwa better ult, it's like red shift for cm1

>>538065690
idgi

>>538066341
>ningen
>tail

Make sure to do your daily pulls!

>>538066540
I already got Brian

>>538065402
Japs will have to live with the fact that their only other uma, aside from Equinox, who managed to win world horse of the year was named after a Gintama gag.

>>538066387
Wait a fuarking second... I don't remember ordering my groceries through a teenage schoolgirl delivery service.

erotically touching Teio's tail and ears

>>538066519
>literally a big ugly bastard
He even has the comb over.

>>538066540
>support card dailies

>>538066540
>Air Shakur (R)
Th-thanks Cygames...

>>538066540
>got Groove
>wanted Top Cun
Damn desire sensor

Daiwa feeks like the daughter I could never have.

>>538066658
>fuarking
will your mom ban you from the computer if you say "fuck" or something?

>>538065597
and as an update, she never started dates that entire career, so I guess that is possible.

check your inbox soon

>>538066520
>Tazuna
>ningen
Sure she is.

no huggies for cafe?

>>538066727
Daiwa? What about Vodka? Shes cute as a button too.

>>538066741
its a joke, or "meme", you mongolian retard

>>538066540
Doto Rape

>>538066741
be easy on the lil bro, if he actually types "ass" instead of "ahh", then his mom's phone will get a notification

>>538066863
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmnmmmmmmmmmmm nyo

>>538066540
I gave it one roll before and got Kawakami Princess speed SSR.

i feel like we should have 3k-6k more gibs by now

DAAAAAAAAARRBBYYYYYYYY

Why isnt Special Week treated as end closer here? Due to no recovery?
She has built in 3 spurts?

>>538066036
website?

>>538066894
Vodka is cute but feels like a friend.
Daiwa Scarlet activates my paternal side for some reason.

how is uma formed

>>538067006
3 month old server so it seems about right, your monthly packs?

You will never have this

>>538066831
Nah there's no way we're getting something

>>538065931
No... Fuji is for (me)!

>>538065708
A what? But Daiwa is like one of very few possible choices.

>great parent run on mayo
>not a single mood down event the entire run great all game
>amazon gave spurt on first hint
>gold inspirations giving 5 hints and other greens
>didn't roll the straightaway spurt I was chasing
>not a single spark of interest rolled

>>538067210
>goldshit

josh, ikuyooooo!
*pulls off the most dogshit run ever*

>>538067134
https://snep.pw/uma/sorter/sorting?group=raceoutfits

>failed normalfags crying in desperation again
grim

I got Smart Falcon from the banner.......

>>538065538
Weird, simulator doesn't show that. It also doesn't show skills being able to proc several time, so guess it's just badly coded.
Should I *not* take Curvature then?
With my remaining skills points it's either Curvature or (Homestretch + Pressure).

>>538065402
Could be worse. They literally named Chrono’s kid “Bereshit”. Yes I know what it actually means but it’s still a really bad name

>>538065931
sorry but I took Fuji's heart already

>>538067002
I'll get an SSR next time, I know it!

>>538067197
>ywn have her shiver in your arms as you hug her and whisper "Natie-kun" into her ears

The only time I got somehow lucky with Taishin, but even with this - no S rank in long.

Rate it, anyway.

>>538067470
get a personality, a real one. spamming gosling or "chad" edits isn't a personality, zoomer

>>538067448
>-kun
kun is for boys exclusively isn't it?

>>538067461
7/10, get Long S

>>538067461
mogged by every golshi going/10

>>538067448
>kun
this nigga GAY

>>538067147
It's probably got something to do with the Tachyon dad art.

>>538066341
>activate Slipstream behind Tazuna
>die
Now we know why she was banned from racing.

>>538067461
I lost to niggers without medium S last time so I'm sure you'll be fine
Lacking greens though probably hurts

>>538065931
sir, this is an ultra straight thread, thank you very much. please go back where thou came from, probably /a/ or /u/, or feddit/twitter
>>538067415
based

>click training
>"arere?????????????????"

>>538066342
She rapes every student who wants to attend Tracen Academy. Once she rapes someone, she knows everything about them and can make a correct decision on whether they can make it as a top uma or not.

>>538067569
>>538067653
retards

Matikane Monday
Turbo Tuesday
Winning Ticket Wednesday
Turbo Thursday
Fine Motion Friday
Suzuka Saturday
Marvelous Sunday

Do we agree on this?

>>538065402
>>538065670
his dam is Tsurumaru Onepiece, that's why

>>538067415
I'm ready to spark on her banner.

>>538067840
by all means please do explain

>>538067569
not really
same as chan for dudes

>>538067780
stop triggering my PTSD

>>538067815
>random german
what

>>538067935
someone in a position of authority over someone else can call them "-kun"

Say something nice about my wife, uma.

>>538067780
>"huh???"

>>538067935
You do have access to the internet you know?

I don't have the club shop McQueen yet but I can borrow it, is it worth nuking my club points for Daiwa stars? I'd still need statues to 3* her

>>538067271
serves you for interacting with normalfags.

>>538068030
She's great at reading storybooks out loud.

>>538067935
Wikipedia has a decent summary of it.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japanese_honorifics
>The general use of -kun for females implies respectful endearment and that the person being referred to is sweet and kind.

I think I'm going to blow my brains out trying to make umas for cm2

>>538068030
She has nice tits

>>538068030
Your wife is an autistic faggot,

>>538067461
This one crushed my soul

>>538068030
She has the best paizuri technique in all of Tracen

>>538068019
Brudi, Japaner lieben es schlechtes, grammatikalisches falsches Deutsch in ihre Titel, Namen und Songs einzuarbeiten.
Eisenbadewanne ist immer noch mein Lieblingsvorname den sich mal jemand ausgedacht hat.

>>538068390
*2nd best

>>538066781
hagpilled

>>538068030
She is absolute and pure sex. I love her design.

>>538066281
Was this plan necessary ?

>>538068030
She has nice tits (obv), and is probably nice to be around due to her nationality, and being easy on the eyes.

need chill uma club.
686345960575

>>538066036
I really expected Flower to be on this list somewhere.

>>538066213
If her ult comes in at the right time you basically like 500 extra points of acceleration for free

forever a statcel but FUCK IT aint going any better than this

>McQueen triggers her main quest twice in the first four turns
I'm in danger

>>538068956
congrats on the deep breath bwo

>>538068678
>and is probably nice to be around due to her nationality,
G*rmans are the shittiest fucking western europeans out there, I'd rather be stuck in a room of fr*nchmen.

>>538069003
Wrong general.

>HARU URARA MY FUARKING DAUGHTERINO
What causes this phenomenon?
Even bratty umas turn straight when in presence of Urara

>>538068956
Just take a deep breath

Do /bag/gots really?

>>538066036
perhaps it is controversial

This shitty fanbase has ruined Diamond for me.

>>538069151
idk what the question is but the answer is always yes

>>538068019
Anon, do you not know about "Also sprach Zarathustra"? Please educate yourself.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thus_Spoke_Zarathustra

Finally the meme

>>538069059
>t. french
Leck mir die Eier, Franzecke.

>>538069003
post Teio's umanko?

And then they get surprised by coffee + teio posting.

>>538069078
Because she is very cute, everyone crumbles under it and caves in to it.

Probably the best stat spread i've ever had going into senior.
Now it's time for my double circle inspirations to fail to give me long S with 14* for the second time this run and for everyone to fuck off to guts.

>>538069059
>i'd rather be stuck in a room of fr*nchman
That's taking things a bit too far, anon. Germans aren't that bad

>>538069274
I think that C is meant to be an S

>>538069161
Never run from Umas. You can't win and it'll activate their raping genes.

>>538067414
He might have a funny name but he does at least show a lot of promise. He won his debut race despite stumbling in the beginning and the finish was pretty good. Rooting for the fella

https://idolhorse.com/horse-racing-news/future-idols/history-repeats-as-champion-mares-first-foal-dazzles-in-kokura-newcomer/

>>538067621
>mogged by every golshi going/10
True. Every single time Gold Ship with identical stats will win against Taishin. Taishin just sucks. That's a fact. She is trash until guts rework, or whatever they will do in the future with how stats work.

But I'm really tired of Goldship. There is 5-6 Golshis in every room match. I already won Taurus with one, and wanted to use different ace, only to learn what Taishin not only trash in Taurus, but in Gemini too. Dry strictness of meta in this game is disappointing..

>>538069278
Ich möchte von Pferdemädchen sexuell belästigt werden.

Fuck, now I imagined what a German dub for uma would sound like.

>>538069213
My brain has been conditioned to add the tongue on any dia-chan art I see now
Captcha: ASSGR

>>538069003
Wrong general, but feel free to post more

>>538069594
>sample

>>538069278
Amoerican stuck in G*rmany for another year because of work, slurp the shit out of my ass Hans.

>>538069594
Germany has like 8 voice actors across the entire industry. You don't want that.

>>538069195
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VfqRYC8_UPo
I love FM and Gimlet

>>538069581
Taishin is good. The problem is that it's significantly easier to make a golshi that beats her, espeically with a lot of people abusing the haru pace down strat

>>538069581
Golship beat my ace in taurus. It was the Goldship on my team so I won but I'm still annoyed by it.

>>538069059
Are we talking about Germans or "Germans"?

>>538066036
mambo, mambo
omatsuri mambo

>>538069213
*improved

FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

>>538069880
Why do you like retards?

>>538069740
Why are you still up? It's midnight.

Unfortunately couldn’t get the Long S. Is this Pasa useable for CM?

>>538069847
What? You mean fake Germans like Austrians and the Swiss?

>>538070046
it's better than a poke in the eye with a sharp stick, but only just.

>mfw 1 blue 1 pink 1 green & nothing else despite parents with whites & trainee matching skills
Guess I'm on my "buffering good luck' arc

NTR, in my horse wife simulation game? More likely than you think!

>>538069995
It's Friday bwo, let me live a little.

>>538070046
Almost certainly not enough stamina with sub-400 guts, you're very likely to gas out.

>>538070078
Probably referring to migrants.

Okay
I'm making a Golshi here.
It's late in the career, the stats are on a decent enough course for 1100 in speed and stamina
S long, S Turf, S Endcloser, all three didn't go off
Hints have been meh so far

Wanna go on a huge gamble with me /uma/?

>>538069982
they are cute

dia is basically going to own these threads once she finally releases on global. every other post will be talking about how horny and upfront she is for you.

>>538070260
All I see are three proud Berliners (lol).

Even at her most modest she could lose a few

>>538070175
Deserve it

>barely any power
>cant even make it in the quals
I fucking HATE mayano runs so much

>>538070269
>No S turf or S long
>brick run
Just do the fan count races lil bro

>>538070269
may as well winning chakra

i dont ever remember making this oguri cap, is she worth putting in even with the shitty wit

>>538070363
She's not like that
She's a pure, closeted ojou-sama who doesn't know how things work for commoners

>>538069807
>character is good
>but it's significantly harder to make her be able to compete with others
I see a flaw in logic here.

>>538070203
you're at home posting about anime horsegirls on the asshole of the internet
this isn't living

>>538070363
I dislike that about Curren and Mayano already. I won't like it with Diamond either.

Seiun Sky WHEN?
I need to pull my 1500 carrots

>>538070418
I had all -'s and still won a few times, isnt it just skill based at the end?

>>538070269
The odds are really shitty, but so is your run. Go for it, but know that you will get fucked.

>>538070423
No, Danchou, I will NOT run the G1 a second time just to farm fans.

What did she mean by this???

>>538070418
trainer issue

>>538070175
Singlehandedly made me dislike Curren.

>>538070467
I would but mine is pretty shit and can't even make 900 stam so what is my opinion worth

>McQueen ate Cooldown again
Goodamn it, this is the best I've gotten so far though, hopefully it's fine

explain the daiwa rocket build to me
what stats, skills etc

>>538070508
I guess what I'm trying to say is that Taishin has the highest potential for this cm, but good luck getting there

>>538070610
you are a fellow trainer so its worth a lot bro...

w-what does she want

>>538070628
tldr; use shitty fronts that die right around the late race mark so daiwa procs ult there and "rockets" off, needs precise timing

>>538070269
>>538070423
>>538070430
>>538070545
It's that easy.

>>538070560
She wants you to fuck Kitasan while she watches

SPARKS PLEASE?!?!!? THIS WAS INSANE RUN PLS PLS PLS

>>538070418
You have to balance your stats to win URA. You usually need 600 effective power in my experience

>>538070510
>this isn't living
This is my life.

>>538070519
Are Seiun's seiuns really that big? I thought she was a flat tomboy

>recovered from night owl
next turn
>migraine
fuck youuuu

This amazing fanbase has made me obsessed with Dia

>>538070746
trainer's jeans

>>538070786
>insane run
>750/800/800

>>538070260
Right, I forgot sandniggers driving cars into crows of people is something that happens every 2-3 weeks in Germany now. And stabbings are as German as Sauerkraut.

You have my condolences, Hans. For once, I'm glad to live in a shithole that noone wants to move to.

>>538070625
>sleeping lion
Rip

FAT FUCK

Crazy Teio!

>>538067238
daiwa rocket shes one of the only pcs that can accel ahead of the pack if her ult hits at the right time.

>>538070860
You thought correctly.

>>538070302
>pomf

>>538070910
Doto Rape

>>538070764
post final golshi

>>538070764
What the fuck. Congrats, Anon.

>>538070860
She'll have them after I'm done with her

>ace run is so bad it becomes an impromptu spark run instead
i hate ace runs so much

>>538070910
bwo, its a parent run...

>>538070949
You have my attention

holy

I'm heading off to work. This wife will be waiting for me when I come back.

>making parent
>hot springs ticket. Cool, cool...
>10 white sparks, 2* spurt, 3* ura, all the rest useful
>2* long
>Undefeated and ran all the G1 med/longs I could get, so affinity is good
And what blue do I get?!
1* guts
Well, it's still better than anything else I have. Time to move on to ace runs I guess... A highroll inspiration might make up for the lousy blue.

>>538071167
Wear something lighter, fat fuck

>>538070418
How the fuck are you losing that? Stop getting boxed. Those stats are enough to run front

>>538071256
UWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH

>two narita taishin runs
>one has 300/500/200 before fucking hopeful stakes
>she lost, and also loses the race before the next goal so it's a bust
>another one has 250/380/240
>wins hopeful stakes
I don't get this game

>>538070860
>>538070975
Not wearing a bra making them sag

>>538071169
nichijou fucking sucked and I'm tired of pretending it was funny

>>538071173
Have fun with Chiketto. She's annoying, but at least her tits are great.

>>538071256
>RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA,
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

>>538070786
OK I THINK THIS IS WORKABLE

>>538070467
debuffers are gonna mostly be targeting end closers. the only ppl hitting late surgers are people recycling general use debuffer umas. idk crazier things have happened. maybe you'll block the other end closers and not ur own

A hope... A chance?

>>538071272
she already lost, she needs correction NOW

>>538071256
Why are you ruining a fellow anon's life?

I didn't want to do this but I think it's time for me to borrow a MLB SSR for event points

>>538066482
>>538068902
oh ok so I'll just use her as a parent for oguri then, got it

What the fuck is this girl going on about

>>538071346
I want Redditors out
Don't care where you go, just don't be here

>>538071384
>medium
glue, i'm afraid

>>538071324
Wait....


no....


don't tell me.....................


this game has RNG???????????????????

O KAMI-SAMA BESTOW GOOD FORTUNE UPON ME

>>538071089
Eh.
Got 3* Speed on it but the lack of good hints OR fast learner going off bricked it.

>>538071437>focus
>flow
>extra tank
>lucky seven
anon...... its not happening.....

>>538071563
I know the game has rng but it's absurd how little stats can mean sometimes
The other day I lost ura finale after all my retries with an 700/1180/500 taishin
Yet I won another time with 600/800/500, on the same distance, and both naked without any S
The fuck

>>538071324
uma is wit game

>>538071384
>1 star blue
>Non long pink
I wipe my ass with those sparks anon, keep going

>>538071324
honestly pumping speed earlier than stam is best on taishin cause of Hopeless, if you are running 4stam/2speed or 3/2/aoi or tazuna after the hopeless is the best time i find to start spamming stamina button

>>538071620
>1 gold medium S

>>538071643
I did the best I could with what I had. That might be all she can give me.

>>538071663
kinda based ngl

Easy win.

>>538069059
>germans worse than french
now youre just fishing for (you)s, and it worked

>>538070479
Anon, Tracen academy corrupted her, she is not innocent anymore

I will never understand how people like Doto. She's the most pathetic loser cuck in Opera's career.

>>538069248
sorry but im no pretentious german like you

>>538072063
Because she is futa coded.

>>538072063
bug people dont understand devotion

>>538072063
we like pathetic loser cucks here

I think some of these girls are the kind of girl that would forgive you if you cheat on them

>>538071963
Yeah, in B finals lol

>>538072202
Based. Fuck that weirdo.

my wife Pokke

>>538072063
>doesn't like character development, finding courage, becoming stronger, and the biggest tits in the whole game
Just say your first and last meal of the day is fresh cock milk, no one's gonna judge you nowadays

>>538072290
Go back Tachyon

this wins a finals right

>>538071858
On this particular run I had
>5* turf
>6* late
>2* medium (its from my only 9* stamina honse)
>6* long
the system is SHIT

>>538072063
that's because you didn't bath with her yet

>>538072360
yeah probably

>>538071452
how can normal umas even compete

>>538069576
Chrono must be a proud mama.

>>538072524
ok

>>538070363
so in the game she basically ditches her best friend kitasan to start chasing a guy she just met? thats lame

>>538071967
You can only say that because you aren't stuck here................

>>538072352
sorry anon but Tachyon is busy with me

Am i bricked if i dont MLB the dober wit ssr

>>538072360
you'll reach A finals zero problem but being a witlet might fuck you in the finals b/c its 1 out of 1

>>538071805
For me, at least, 600/600 with a few skills is enough to win URA almost all the time. I regularly go into URA with slightly sub 600 stats and a ton of skills, most of which are useless (parent run), and rarely use clocks.
If the opponent style distribution is bad, that's just too bad. Maybe try running front if your stats are ace run stats.

Dia is a dangerous umamusume

>>538072063
I can think of two pretty big reasons, anon.

1) She's cute and dorky but is actually pretty cracked and pretty much the only horse who could go toe to toe with T.M. Opera

2) She's got one big ass pair of HUGE DOBONHONKEROOOOOS AWOOOO WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF ARGHHJGJ

>>538072620
>ditches
correction, Kitasan is also busy chasing her own trainer

>>538072063
she beat opera tho?

>>538072842
>2)
Based

Semen demons

Chokes the finals twice AWESOME FUUUUUUUUUCK
usable?

>>538072608
52 years old btdubs

>>538072842
one of the four horses of the paizuru

Short one shot gaiden about how tamamo met her trainer got translated

https://mangadex.org/chapter/9ffcf317-8751-404d-a070-ce4ac112ff89

>>538072842
Also the actual horse is a huge cutie pie.
Look at that face. Adorable.

>>538073127
obviously hang onto it because 3/3s are rare even if a style pink, you may want to hard force an uma into end one day and it will be handy.

I'm tired and just want to get into my comfy bed and sleep.

My trainee keeps making immapropriate remarks about marrying me, this is especially concerning as she's basically a child in looks and age. How should I reprimand her?

Giving Teio a lobotomy

>>538073127
It's a good great grandparent.

>>538073374
what?

>>538073308
>gets lost
>just becomes sad and lies down
>even gentildonna
why are these girls retarded?
YOU'RE GENTILDONNA, BUST THAT SHIT

>>538073127
If I had this I'd be using it a lot for end urara

>>538073127
Good for END CONDOR PASA

>>538073371
you are lucky she didn't accuse you in front of everyone

>>538066136
I really like this one.

>>538072063
Are you the same guy from 62 or so threads ago complaining Doto is a retard and no one should like her because you want an intelligent girlfriend?

Less than 2 days until Seiun...! Gonna blow my carats for King Gaylo's GF...!

Kitasan fat tits

>>538073256
I was thinking of making a Rudolf End with Spurt actually so I suppose not all is bad
The parent actually ended up bringing Spurt with them (I borrowed) which is neat
How likely is it to proc?

>boku
*cums*

>>538073240
It indeed warms my heart every time.

>>538073523
post source

>>538072063
Put some RESPECT on Doto's name

>>538073617
You like boys?

>12* long
>twelve FUCKING stars
>double circle affinity
>no long S in three borrows
Honestly it would just sting as all were historically terrible runs but what the fuck

>>538072832
She has total control of my dick

>>538072712
not really. if you can make it in time she's really decent, not complete ass like goldship or rice shower. she has good skills for making a evil nature but you can get those without it being mlb

>>538073673
https://x.com/kodachi_oekaki

>>538073617
*cums louder*

>>538072063
paizuri

>>538073716
You don't?

bokuSHIIIN

>>538073610
9% base * affinity for that parent

>>538073716
Boys (female)

>>538073754
it's a waste with that many long stars if you're skipping out on stats for it

>>538073680
How cute. She couldn't wait for the celebratory fornication so she put herself down to begin immediately. Adorable

>>538070927
Part and parcel, bigot.
There's nothing to feel sorry for. They did this to themselves and they celebrate doing so.

Wow

>>538073869
5* speed 12* stam

>>538073965
>10
>9
>39
>17
"wow" is right

>>538073617
Jungle Pocket says "ore" if you're into that.

>>538072926
Once and never again.

>>538073412
Using electroshock therapy to force Teio to seizure and pass out before jamming an ice pick though her eye and into her brain to fix her

I've been burning out a bit. am I good with only 3 copies + the base of the event SSR? I don't want to get 400k event points. I have MLB daiwa scarlet SR and 1LB marvelous sunday for wit cards

>>538074220
Better than zero. Doto is the uma!

I've been stucked checking horses pedigree for like an hour

She’s so sloppy with cake decorating

>>538073523
Doto would never, right?
Idk, I haven't see much of her to know her personality yet

>>538074356
dude, she's, like... she hasn't...
...what?

>>538074064
I do but boku is cuter

>>538074220
Once is more than enough and a great feat still. You have umas who were never even able to beat their rival even once

>sweep tosho and accupuncture energy boost before second year
this is going too well my uma is going to get hit by a car and have her knees exploded before its over

>>538074448
They’re all related to northern dancer, danzig, or Sunday silence

>>538074502
that's a deep kiss

>>538074482
I think she's jorking a penits.

This will end well

>>538074379
You can use wit dober to grind event points for your wit dober
>I have MLB daiwa scarlet SR and 1LB marvelous sunday for wit cards
Grim
I only cleated dober because I need the rainbow cleats and have 3 MLB wit SRs already

>>538074543
Worse
You'll get the perfect run
Good stats
Great sparks
All the events and hints you want
But she'll lose before the Finale and make her unusable

I'm done with grinding for a fucking good Goldship. Shit is fucking RNG hell and not fun at all. Farming a parent is so much more comfy and enjoyable and benefits you long term. CM can suck my ass hole, I'm just going to purposefully drop to B rank and have fun. Try hard sweats can suck each other's cocks with their faggot horses.

>>538074618
What? There’s no penits there

>>538074701
I'll give that a shot. I've had bad luck with uma in general.

>>538074747
dude what the fuck ive never even had this debuff before

>>538074745
That’s a boy?

>>538074745
Not this picture again..

>>538074561
Going beyond is more fun, and focusing more on the sire side instead of the dam because it gets very tangled.
Rudolf and Bourbon sire side for example do not come directly from Eclipse but from Herod, wich is apparently rare

>>538074617
Ill burn all of them

>>538074958
kek

>>538074913
Good luck and remember that you can borrow a either of the two SSRs for +45% run Bakushin, don't expect an usable sprinter though you're farming event points

>>538074745
Bareback creampie sex with Teio.

>>538074745
*cums*

>>538075253
Hope your ass is big enough for a horse load

>>538075253
>Bareback creampie sex with Teio.
opposed to the non-bareback creampie sex that requires cumming with extreme force to burst through latex

>>538075382
>thinks all bareback sex ends in creampie
Never have sex, please. Those girls don't deserve a ruined life

>>538075382
Well you can pull out and cum on the outside, which then wouldn't be creampie sex?

>>538075372
How big is a horse load really? Because I take 1-2 liter enemas occasionally (not for sexual reasons, just constipation) and I can't imagine they're that large.

>>538074769
Kita looks like a whore here

>>538075553
Just because your life was shit doesn't mean other children's lives will be.

>>538075382
this guy doesn't sex

>>538075672
I guess you could call her a whorse.

>>538075656
Then you're fine. They won't cum more than half a liter
Hope you also prepare the vaseline

>>538075704
Did you really want to hit the groundwork spark on a 1* speed anyways

I don't even know how to do better than this other than whaling for cards, if I use 3 stam I almost always get like 800/800 or 800/900 so idk, I hate this shit

>>538074958
I believe this happened to me once with Gold Ship. Very ironic.

>>538075791
I would have no ulterior motives whatsoever with this uma child.

>close uma on PC
>goldship instantly send a "get your ass back here" notification on mobile

>>538075793
I just want a parent with 3* groundwork to loop

>>538075728
>posts on 4chan
>on /uma/
>implying his life isn't shit
>implying any children with his genes will have anything but a miserable existence
Lmao

>>538075963
>projecting
struck a nerve lol

My girls practicing for me

>>538075963
>>posts on 4chan
>>on /uma/
You say that like it's a bad thing but I love you guys.

>>538075953
Gyaru fucker...

>3rd year early december
>aoi kiryuin event chain STILL hasn't started
why the fuck did i even bring you, stupid fat fucking whore?

>>538075656
>not for sexual reasons
ok sure and I'm rudolf hitler

>>538074769
LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

thanks for keeping me company and answering my questions, guys

>>538076148
You don't understand what it's like to go over a week without bowel movement...

>>538075827
do you have a sweep/ what level is it? she has an event that gives charming that enables god runs by going off early. i would use a 1lb sweep tosho over a 3 LB eshin in a heartbeat

Hopeless stakes bugfix when?

>no meastro
>no cooldown
>no curvature
>barely any rainbows
I got acupuncture, and won every race, and got every important skill (I couldnt even afford all of them), but this is the result.....
Feels like its impossible to get all the skills you want, there just isnt enough skill points unless you get mega lucky with fast learner.

>>538075656
>>538076257
Drink actual water

>>538076257
drink water?

>>538076204
Minna... YA SA SHII

>>538075827
use better parents (more blues, better distance sparks, better ura finale sparks)
special week is kinda dog, you could try 3/3 if you have a better stamina card. oguri has 20% speed growth so just 3 speed card can be enough
other than that, uma is a highroll game
get better at spotting good runs/be more selective and prune runs early if they seem shit
or you might be doing something retarded and just have bad training choices

>accidentally bought daily run tickets by clicking on stuff on second monitor
-100 carats i guess

>>538075891
she isn't done with you yet

>>538076389
>>538076441

>>538076513
no confirmation captcha is bad design, jappos

>>538076276
NTA but when does Sweepy 2.0 come out? SR or SSR doesn’t matter I’m just curious

>>538076524
uma goldship doesn't seem to be into umapyoi her trainer

I WILL GET A 3 STAR STAMINIA SPARK
I WILL GET A LONG SPARK
I WILL GET A GROUNDWORK SPARK
I WILL GET A STRAIGHTAWAY SPARK
I WILL GET 5+ G1 SPARKS
I WILL GET A URA SPARK
Shiraoki-sama please

What white sparks should I get for my parent umas?
I'm planning on building my own parent umas, at least one for each distance and the only thing that troubles me is what white sparks should I aim for
I guess groundwork for front/pace and tail for late/end, and of course, as many g1's as possible, but what else should I take care of for this?

>>538076781
I'm feeling a 2* wit

>>538076781
2* wit
1* mile
2* green

>>538076781
1* power

>>538076781
I'll be generous and say 2* stamina

>>538076781
1 guts 1 ura

Another day of 3 borrows
Another day of 3 glue
I guess I will try my luck with B league this CM
Sometimes it comes down to the process of elimination

>>538064920 (OP)
I don't know who that is but I know they wouldn't do that

>>538075181
good idea, thanks. air groove is hit or miss for me and mayano top gun is a mess so I'll try to use another bonus SSR

>>538066485
For context, 95% of all thoroughbreds in racing history are the progeny of Eclipse.

>>538076364
You should lowroll that horribly with that deck
You raced and went for hints too much

The ace decks don't have many pace chaser skills, huh.

>>538076781
3 stam 2 long 1 groundwork 1 straightaway 2 ura

>>538076781
2* peed!

Eclipse first, the rest nowhere.

gay

>>538077275
I'm 0th

bubble gum fellow

Musume!
Derby!

no way!!

>>538073617
>setsu
cums harder

>>538077359
Ummm hetbros??

if im casual and just rely on borrowing parents, is there any reason to roll for seiun sky?

>>538077208
Look to activate Groundwork, Triumphant Pulse and The Duty of Dignity for this CM as a Pace Chaser

>>538077213
God I wish
>>538077036
Almost :):):):):):):)

Does spark farming ever get easier?

>>538077538
DAI KYO

>>538077583
yes we'll get to reroll sparks and upgrade them in the future

>>538077446
Lovely lass. She beat Mayano Top Gun in a race IRL.

>>538076702
not too long, but this doesn't seem like a game changer. not worth whaling for

>best gemini golshi run to date
>long s finally
>boob creek stalls on 2nd
well maybe my skills will be enough to make up for missing maestro... so close...

Anybody got link for a parent with 9* Stamina 9* Long 9* Straightaway Spurt and other useful End/Long stuff and white/green skills? I'm not askin for much.

>>538077583
i watched someone playing the jp server and he was getting like 20 white sparks a run

>>538077538
owari da......

>>538077654
>0 gauge
no thanks

Everyone is talking about Groundwork, where can I get this skill?

>>538077654
>make the SSR a worse version of the SR
But why?

>>538077654
her SR is kinda easily better..

>>538077707
Forgot about 9* URA.

>>538077707
Just friend search bwo
https://chronogenesis.net/friend_search?stamina_total=9

You all set for Monday bwos?

>>538077707
I've got you anon
114514810931

>>538077846
her SSR is meant for charming fishing, which is also an easy way to burn out lol

Holy fuck

>>538077795
Wit training is important.

>>538077768
Air Groove, Rudolf, Uma DB

post your best uma meme brainrot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvk83LvhIU0

>>538077359
remember

>>538077768
Bwo? You were supposed to have been working on your 9* groundwork since the beginning. How will you survive the front runner meta?

>>538078003
>mario party
>brainrot

>>538077871
Cheeky cunt

>>538077654
Huh, yeah that’s not much of an increase at all, and a downgrade in some areas. It would have to give Charming off its first guaranteed event to be worth.

Everybody shame this disgusting JOBBER!!

She had LONG S, 420 stam and Corner Recovery in classic year. This was supposed to be her Triple Crown run.

SHAME on this disgusting FRAUD! SHAME!!!!

>>538077902
Hopeless...

So the Tazuna girl is a horse too huh

>>538077924
>>538078139
Thanks!
>>538078057
I guess it's over huh?

>>538078128
>1*
>possibly 2*
>not even her unique racewear
yeah if my trainer didn't care like YOU DO OBVIOUSLY i wouldnt want to do my best either

>no Long S even with 7*
>witlet
>speedlet
>powerlet
>skillet
>pretty much the average outcome after over a dozen attempts
It's all so tiresome... I hate stamina requirements...

>>538078128
You should have 600 stam by this point ideally. Also, Heavy increases Stamina consumption by a lot.
It makes sense she lost, especially if she got rushed.

>>538078128
put the damn girl in her 3*

>>538075791
Sure

>>538077185
Skills were from legacies not hints. I only did 14 races. I think its just because I didnt get rainbows.

Have you considered becoming a part of the Mejiro family yet?

>>538078071
how the fuck does this minigame work actually all 3 switches just get pushed down at the end???

>all these cm gold ship posts
this general is soulless as fuck

>>538075898
>every oppai loli in the top 20

>>538078476
she doesn't look like a gyaru here

>>538078306
both her and akikawa
notice how they both wear hats and dresses that can hide their tails
they also never refer to themselves as human
if tazuna can capture taiki shuttle, it proves it
it's just tazuna has an injury that prevents her from racing, and akikawa prefers helping other umas than racing

>>538078476
Yes, I have and already am! I'm officially property of Ardan!

>>538078576
*taps the sign*

>>538078584
Rob Roy my onahole

>>538078476
only indirectly

SHOULD I DENY HER?

>>538078128
>blaming the ojou-sama for your failings

>>538078584
Marvelous Oppai...

>>538078128
Common King Jobber L

>>538078505
>>538078071
oh it doesn't actually do that in the real game

>>538078618
She always looks like the most intelligent of their group.

>>538078576
3 Golshis enter the Thunderdome, only one leaves. Is there any truer test of your skill as a trainer? Only the strongest will triumph. Sounds plenty soulful for me.

>>538078313
Torena-san is POOR! OK?! He had to take a third mortgage just to make it to CM.

Oh and FYI she's just 5 stars shy of 3*

>>538078119
she gives a hint for straightaway spurt without being attached to hishi amazon or goldshit which would be huge if the card was out... 2 weeks ago
it's also a random chance to get it or a mood down

OMIGOTO
>NYAA

>>538077496
Yeah, so you're not stuck with borrowing Seiun Sky forever and can borrow other stuff. It's like having your own MLB kita/SC

>>538078576
Golshi game
Golshi general

>>538077707
Closest I saw to that was Alice's Rudolf who is full atm
https://uma-global.pure-db.com/#/user/354559980235
i've used but mostly trying to breed on a parent

But you're better off trying to get the skill sparks from one parent and the pinks from another, than expecting a unicorn, like witgod does

>>538078840
Aikawa actually has tourettes and just nyas randomly, she wears the cat on her head to cover it up.

>>538078840
that cat is dead

Palmer is underrated. I will roll for her when she releases

>>538078576
forced golshi hate is actually soulless

consider this- every good seuin sky parent will be full so you will probably have to cope with a 4* groundwork 3* aptitude 5* blue one. But if you roll for your own you can borrow any 9* groundwork 9* aptitude 9* blue parent

Waaait... nothing bad happens if you fail a training on race day? On finale day? Or what happened here?

name 3 horses

>>538078963
The truth the liberal media doesn't want you to know

>>538079030
I don't talk about her because she's my wife and I don't want people to roll for her

>>538079058
wit failure barely does anything

>>538079032
I never said I hated her. I actually like her, but doing nothing but gold ship runs for cm is soulless as fuck and you know it is.

>>538079073
Secretariat, Man O' War, Justified

>>538079073
American Pharaoh
Secretariat
Taiki Shuttle

>>538079058
No. It's just that failing wit doesn't do anything.

>>538079109
too bad, I´m rolling for everyone

>>538079127
You dumb motherfucker. Why would I willingly pick a horse that has a 150% difficulty modifier for Not Being Goldship when I only have so many hours in a day

>>538079073
Tommy Two Socks
Skibidi Rizz
Jackie Chan

>>538079073
suck my dick
ritual
poster

>>538079058
>oh no I thought too hard and injured my brain i'm retarded now