Anonymous
9/15/2025, 6:14:37 AM
No.720700817
>>720700395 (OP)
She accomplished her goal and left this mortal plane
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 6:15:30 AM
No.720700870
>he woke up
>janny killed the only active thread
How does he do it for free?
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 6:17:51 AM
No.720701008
>>720701054
>>720701246
Wait the real horse didn't die after winning that retired horse race thing did she?
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 6:18:27 AM
No.720701054
>>720701212
>>720701008
anon... i have terrible news...
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 6:18:34 AM
No.720701067
>>720701198
>>720701376
>>720700395 (OP)
I was hoping the anime was about her slowly improving with each loss until she finally won a race. Instead it was just horsing around with different girls.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 6:19:17 AM
No.720701116
>>720700395 (OP)
That's how the goats do it
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 6:20:15 AM
No.720701169
>comfy FATma thread destroyed
Make sure to let the jannies know about all the other off topic threads on the catalogue :^)
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 6:20:18 AM
No.720701173
Why do jannirs hate uma so much? It's the most 4chan thing on the board. Anthropomorphic anime horse girls with a successful anime and manga and the lore is all historically accurate.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 6:20:42 AM
No.720701198
>>720701067
>I was hoping the anime was about her slowly improving with each loss until she finally won a race.
that's reserved for the King Halo anime, sometime... Next decade, maybe.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 6:20:53 AM
No.720701212
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 6:21:29 AM
No.720701234
>>720700395 (OP)
>gets called fat once
>fucking dies
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 6:21:44 AM
No.720701246
>>720701008
Anon...she jus died.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 6:21:48 AM
No.720701253
>>720701548
>>720700395 (OP)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 6:22:15 AM
No.720701274
>>720701462
>>720710017
>genshin thread untouched
I'm nooticing
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 6:22:37 AM
No.720701304
>>720701427
I don't remember how to play the game normally
How do I ungemini
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 6:22:49 AM
No.720701315
>>720701195
It's precisely cuz it's the most 4chan thing on the board.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 6:23:39 AM
No.720701376
>>720701067
Haru's story is significant precisely because she never won. She was a repeat loser who never gave up in a time period of stagnation and depression, so she resonated with people
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 6:24:40 AM
No.720701427
>>720701304
How do I get stats like this
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 6:25:08 AM
No.720701462
>>720702161
>>720701274
dont forget the 12 hour old blue archive thread with barely 200 posts and absolutely zero discussion
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 6:26:36 AM
No.720701536
>>720703740
>>720701195
She needs to stop freeloading off of her trainer or invade his space. He isn't made of money.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 6:26:50 AM
No.720701548
>>720701253
This fucking guy with a random Urara
I can't believe I won after such horrible start
Lets take a moment to appreciate OUR HEROES
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 6:27:14 AM
No.720701571
>>720700395 (OP)
She was from a different time
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 6:28:11 AM
No.720701635
>>720701553
>gets an anime and main protag role
>fucking dies
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 6:28:37 AM
No.720701663
>>720701756
>>720702193
>>720701553
In retrospect, I didn't like how each of these uma were depicted in the anime.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 6:30:27 AM
No.720701756
>>720701807
>>720701663
Grass was fine.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 6:30:40 AM
No.720701771
>>720702234
>>720701553
>OUR HEROES
>Our hero isn't in the picture
?????
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 6:31:20 AM
No.720701807
>>720701756
It kind of ending after she gone full bitch mode
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 6:33:25 AM
No.720701914
>>720702059
>>720702286
Name a SINGLE uma smarter than her.
i need a club bros
are all of the /v/ clubs filled?
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 6:35:46 AM
No.720702059
>>720701914
Mayano is canonically a genius that gets everything in a few seconds which makes her consider everything boring.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 6:35:57 AM
No.720702068
>>720702117
What does this have to do with video games?
YWNBAW
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 6:36:55 AM
No.720702117
>>720702068
>oh no I've clicked a thread I hate and now i'm upset!!! how could this happen to me!!!!!!!!!!
you'll die alone and screaming
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 6:36:56 AM
No.720702120
>>720702183
>>720700395 (OP)
nyoooo my heckin' daughterino
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 6:37:44 AM
No.720702161
>>720701462
One theory I have is that janny arbitrarily allows one thread per day for each topic. If it exceeds that, then he starts 404'ing shit. Since those threads move so slow, they don't ever go through more than one thread a day. We had a thread hit bump limit earlier, and another approaching it and the more that get made, the more he's likely to delete them. Slower moving threads also get less attention just by the nature of them receiving less posts, so less likely to attract "quit having fun" wannabe janny types
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 6:37:53 AM
No.720702173
>>720702435
>>720702868
>>720701925
All the /v/ clubs are full, but there are a couple of /v/ associated clubs like hotumaglue and ASTER that might need members
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 6:38:05 AM
No.720702183
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 6:38:13 AM
No.720702193
>>720701663
Do you have a pic of a horse with toast in its mouth like it's running late to school that would be perfect
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 6:38:45 AM
No.720702234
>>720701771
>>720701553
>OUR HEROES
...but enough about Rice Shower
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 6:39:34 AM
No.720702286
>>720701914
>tfw too intelligent to race in turf
>tfw too intelligent to seek true competition instead of smurfing
>tfw too intelligent to pass my classes
the claw machine is so stupid
if its all rng then why bother with all the visual fluff
>>720701925
We're already past the halfway point for the month so wait until month change after you get the rewards for your current club, then there will probably be some open spots at the start of the month and clubs will be looking for new people
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 6:42:14 AM
No.720702435
>>720703258
>>720702173
>ASTER
First time hearing of them, QRD?
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 6:42:21 AM
No.720702439
>>720700395 (OP)
And the race was the equivalent of a bunch of senior citizens getting together to do a 100m power walk. But a win if a win even if it isn't official.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 6:42:57 AM
No.720702472
>>720702576
>>720702584
>>720702379
>current club
haha...
i'll just wait then
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 6:44:02 AM
No.720702542
>>720702379
Fuck I was going to join that one advertised on the previous thread tomorrow. Guess I'll just save the club ID for a couple weeks.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 6:44:48 AM
No.720702576
>>720702472
New player huh?
Yeah, there's not much point joining one now because you have to be in a club before the second half of the month to get rewards.
There might be a club with some inactive members that can open a spot for you, wait and see if anyone replies to your post.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 6:44:57 AM
No.720702584
>>720702667
>>720702472
You can always join a /vg/ club
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 6:46:01 AM
No.720702650
Haha yes, YES
>>720702353
It's an illusion of fairness, to give you false sense of security and waste your time
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 6:46:09 AM
No.720702667
>>720702584
You can always go back
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 6:47:04 AM
No.720702707
>>720702812
>>720702379
>We're already past the halfway point for the month
Isn't it just that you have to be in the club for 14 days (plus 24 hour cooldown) before club ranking on the first of the next month?
The window is tight, but I'm pretty sure people should still be able to join a club right now.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 6:47:51 AM
No.720702741
>Haru died
>Maru the OG youtube cat that slid across floors into boxes died.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 6:49:22 AM
No.720702810
>>720702898
>Supposedly an unstoppable, intimidating monster among umas
>5'2
>literally scared of her own shadow.
Was it autism?
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 6:49:24 AM
No.720702812
>>720702707
Well let's see if any danchous will open a spot then
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 6:49:25 AM
No.720702814
>>720702987
>>720702353
Can't you say the same for like... the whole game?
>>720702173
>All the /v/ clubs are full
/v/ooners has a bunch of dead anons who haven't logged in for weeks, no idea what their leader is up to
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 6:50:48 AM
No.720702898
>>720702810
She gets the Triple Crown boost
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 6:51:36 AM
No.720702931
Nyoooooooooooooooooo
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 6:52:04 AM
No.720702952
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 6:52:17 AM
No.720702960
>>720703309
>>720702868
The infamous BIFF?
/v/oonerzuela needs to start an uprising because he's gotta be the laziest neighger on the planet
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 6:52:45 AM
No.720702987
>>720702814
you weren't supposed to point that out
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 6:54:02 AM
No.720703057
>>720703152
>>720703384
>>720702353
claw machine is one of the few things that actually requires skill though. Depending on your ability to release the claw in the right position, you'll have an increased chance to carry them all home. If the claw wobbles a lot when it reaches the top, that means you didn't grab them as good as you could have and it will be likely to drop some. If it wobbles very little, you made a good grab.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 6:54:04 AM
No.720703058
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 6:54:05 AM
No.720703059
>>720702353
>manage to grab plushies on all my attempts
>they always fall
FUCK this game, anyway, time to do another career
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 6:54:18 AM
No.720703076
>>720703184
>>720702868
/v/oonerzuela's Hugo cha/v/ez refuses to prune them so
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 6:54:46 AM
No.720703109
>>720700929
it's a desperate, yet futile attempt to reject the game of its global phenominality
>>720702894
trust the key demo (mobile)
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 6:55:33 AM
No.720703143
>>720703231
>>720702868
I think 50% of the problems in /v/ooners would be resolved if they changed their stupid name
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 6:55:45 AM
No.720703152
>>720703373
>>720703057
let me guess, you're the arcade owner? get the fuck out of here with your rigged bullshit
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 6:56:00 AM
No.720703162
>>720705820
>>720708449
>>720702894
noted jap game dev would rather see game die globally rather than upsetting the few vocal jp fans
see: priconne
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 6:56:16 AM
No.720703180
>>720703275
>>720702894
why do monkeys keep trying to pretend steam charts matter for MOBILE GAMES
are you retarded, braindead or just unaware?
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 6:56:18 AM
No.720703184
>>720703076
He goes days without logging in, but not long enough to actually get booted from being leader. Apparently people are still trading shoes in there though
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 6:57:19 AM
No.720703231
>>720703143
100% of their problems would be solved if they got a different danchou
in other words they ought to just make a new club
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 6:57:56 AM
No.720703258
>>720701925
>>720702435
Something something please join. Guess it's very tangentially related to /v/ a tiny bit as it's the only place I've shilled it for members and get to experience the 404 threads with everyone, here along with sharing the spirit of the other clubs here of "no quotas". But it wasn't born in the threads to be a true native club from /v/ I guess. Still anyone is free to check it out.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 6:58:05 AM
No.720703265
>>720703375
I didn't do the main story scenarios yet, do you get McQueen stars from there too?
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 6:58:13 AM
No.720703271
>>720701925
Come to Horse MD, we are hiring doctors.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 6:58:20 AM
No.720703275
>>720703180
The funny thing is those numbers are still pretty good all things considered. It's like what, top 50 most active steam games right now? And considering 90%+ are playing on their phone, that's pretty good. You can just ignore FUD posters next time
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 6:58:50 AM
No.720703309
>>720703549
>>720702960
i didn't realize it was that bad, maybe someone should have made another club a few days ago since they seem to have a bunch of actually active anons
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 6:59:33 AM
No.720703334
>>720707236
>>720702894
I still can't believe how the game exploded in popularity when it came out. I was in one or two of the threads a couple of weeks before release and they fell off so hard to page 10 in no time. I was fully intending to pick up the JP version too if I liked it enough thinking it would die asap like Priconne.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 7:00:35 AM
No.720703373
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 7:00:36 AM
No.720703375
>>720703509
>>720703265
no, you get an story exclusive SSR card for Mcqueen, Rice Shower and Winning Ticket
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 7:00:49 AM
No.720703384
>>720703057
My only issue is apparently the claw operator doesn't have peripheral vision. I should be able to get a wide camera view because that's how a normal fucking human could look at it.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 7:02:37 AM
No.720703492
>>720703594
>Horse MD sighting
Oh they ARE alive
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 7:02:49 AM
No.720703509
>>720703375
And once you unlock it you can get dupes to uncap them with club points
>>720703309
It's kind of crazy. I sorted their club by daily fans gained and their top members are getting as much as the top members of /v/ma.
Their leader on the other hand is getting the least out of anyone in the club, outside of the dead members he refuses to prune kek. worst fucking danchou ever
>get training injury
>try the first option for a change
>get mood down and practice poor anyway
HUH??????????????????
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 7:04:32 AM
No.720703594
>>720703646
>>720703492
Nah we confirmed their existence recently and found the right one. They don't have too many inactive users but just not many people running careers it seems...
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 7:05:15 AM
No.720703646
>>720703669
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 7:05:50 AM
No.720703669
>>720703967
>>720703646
chronogenesis.net
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 7:06:12 AM
No.720703689
>>720703582
First option is high chance of minor penalty, tiny chance of negative condition. Bottom choice is huge chance of negative condition, tiny chance of practice perfect.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 7:06:14 AM
No.720703691
>>720703776
>>720703549
Get my danchou's name out of your fucking mouth, we are not falling for your psyop
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 7:06:41 AM
No.720703727
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 7:06:57 AM
No.720703740
>>720701536
trainer doesn't mind at least he gets free fish
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 7:07:51 AM
No.720703776
>>720706265
>>720703691
Real talk why are you tolerating BIFF's nonsense? He hasn't done a career the entire month and wont prune dead members. It's not even that he's a middle of the road performer for your club. He literally is pulling in the least fans out of anyone
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 7:07:53 AM
No.720703778
>>720703582
there are two injury events, Get Well Soon and Don't Overdo it
Top is the "safe" option giving you -1/-2 mood and -5/-10 stats
bottom is the risky option that gives you -2/-3 mood and -10/-10 and practice poor but has like a 10% chance of giving you practice perfect instead
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 7:08:52 AM
No.720703836
>>720703873
>>720703889
EVERYONE PLEASE RICE FOR THE NATIONAL ANTHEM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcF_6yAcjok
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 7:09:33 AM
No.720703873
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 7:09:48 AM
No.720703889
>>720703836
That's not Bakushin Bakushin Bakushinshin
jesus christ keep your guild drama in your guild chat it feels like goddamn gbfg in here
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 7:11:20 AM
No.720703967
>>720704416
>>720703669
cool! how is it getting the data from the game? in the friend database site I know that you have to register your id for it to add you into the list, but this one seems automatic?
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 7:11:32 AM
No.720703976
>>720703910
But shitposting is funposting
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 7:12:05 AM
No.720704003
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 7:12:56 AM
No.720704057
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 7:13:31 AM
No.720704091
>>720703910
that trick won't work on me, i am LOYAL to my DANCHOU
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 7:13:37 AM
No.720704097
>>720700395 (OP)
Thatβs why you eat your veggies, kids.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 7:14:31 AM
No.720704132
>>720704230
>>720704940
>I am loyle to my danchow
It is all MATIKANEFUKUKITAMARU's fault!
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 7:16:29 AM
No.720704230
>>720704283
>>720704132
i DID-ENT say it that way
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 7:16:57 AM
No.720704253
>>720704398
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 7:17:24 AM
No.720704283
>>720704417
>>720704230
Two. Mill. Fans. A DAY I pull in for this club.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 7:18:27 AM
No.720704336
>>720704426
Is rice shower a daughter uma or wife uma?
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 7:18:31 AM
No.720704341
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 7:19:20 AM
No.720704398
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 7:19:37 AM
No.720704416
>>720703967
either a public API i don't know about or an autoscraper since most of it is public info
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 7:19:37 AM
No.720704417
>>720704283
That /v/ma danchou... you think he's a little weird about umas?
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 7:19:50 AM
No.720704426
>>720704336
Daughter who will do something drastic to be your wife if you don't accept her advances
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 7:19:51 AM
No.720704428
>>720703582
i literally always go for bottom option
believe in your luck and you will be rewarded
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 7:20:25 AM
No.720704453
>>720704194
I like this cute kitsune.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 7:20:58 AM
No.720704474
>>720703910
That's how i fucking felt when I was called out in /pcrg/. I think guild drama is the worst thing to occur in cygames in general.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 7:21:48 AM
No.720704523
>>720708675
Would you a fenomeno?
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 7:23:09 AM
No.720704583
>>720704859
They're spreading rumors about danchou huh? Leave them to me. Nobody will be spared
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 7:24:46 AM
No.720704667
>>720704820
>>720704884
Check 'em.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 7:26:17 AM
No.720704738
>>720704194
Thatβs what you get for messing with higher powers. You weenie.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 7:27:51 AM
No.720704820
>>720704667
>667
Could've been fucking great, but check'd em quads
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 7:27:56 AM
No.720704824
>>720700395 (OP)
Alright, so when are you guys going to stop pretending like you cared about Urara (horse)?
>>720703910
It's a sad state of affairs. You'd think this is just the natural endgame for discussion topics for gachas/Cygames games but you look at the other neighboring threads on regular games and it's just the same thing there but they're namedropping schizos instead. At the rate it's going if this isn't curbed then the janitors are fully justified in banning these threads because it literally isn't any different from a typical /vg/ thread with all the thread celeb circlejerking.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 7:28:38 AM
No.720704859
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 7:29:12 AM
No.720704884
>>720704952
>>720704667
>100/100
>5/5
Already spoke with your danchou. You got 24 hours.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 7:29:21 AM
No.720704896
>>720701553
When will Special Week LOOK the part of Supreme Commander?
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 7:30:05 AM
No.720704940
>>720705057
>>720704132
>That's the danchou I'll go to C rank for
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 7:30:16 AM
No.720704952
>>720705054
>>720705091
>>720704884
I am the danchou.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 7:31:17 AM
No.720704994
>>720705345
>720704831
>getting this upset over club funposting
>"errrm maybe jannies are actually le justified in deleting these threads?"
Oh you're THAT faggot
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 7:32:28 AM
No.720705054
>>720704952
AAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE D-D-D-DANCHOU SAMA I KNEEL I WAS JUST KIDDING PLEASE SPARE ME
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 7:32:31 AM
No.720705057
>>720704952
Get back to work, Trashy.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 7:33:38 AM
No.720705115
Is she really this thirsty in her Career like Top Gun? No, I haven't pull her, yet.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 7:34:38 AM
No.720705168
>>720705251
>>720705401
>>720704831
It's just shitposting, it's really not that serious theres no drama
T. In /v/ooners
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 7:34:39 AM
No.720705169
>>720705091
WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY ABOUT DANCHOUUUUU
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 7:34:46 AM
No.720705174
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 7:35:53 AM
No.720705218
>>720705091
Leave this disgusting fucking CHIGGER to me danchou
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 7:36:39 AM
No.720705251
>>720705168
You're replying to a false flagger looking for anything to cling on to as for why discussion here is "le bad". Don't even give him a (You). Anyone who posts in these therads knows there's not any real drama
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 7:39:01 AM
No.720705345
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 7:39:45 AM
No.720705379
>>720708740
The most unrealistic part of this series is that there's no gambling, especially stupid since it clearly exists see: Nakayama festa. How else would the races make money in universe?
>>720705168
The writing is on the wall the moment the term "danchou" was brought to these threads. "It's just funposting!!" is what they always say.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 7:40:53 AM
No.720705435
>>720705401
>The writing is on the wall the moment the term "danchou" was brought to these threads.
so day1?
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 7:40:57 AM
No.720705442
QUIT HAVING FUN
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 7:41:27 AM
No.720705476
>>720705401
Correct, it's either retards or women that hide behind muh funposting excuse
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 7:42:14 AM
No.720705507
>>720707038
>>720704831
I always get a good giggle whenever elitists from either boards start getting high and mighty about how much better they are than the other
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 7:42:23 AM
No.720705518
>>720705565
>>720705623
Does running more of a specific type of race affect the quality of the pink spark?
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 7:42:45 AM
No.720705534
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 7:43:07 AM
No.720705554
>>720705752
>>720708041
STOP DISCUSSING THE GAME
STOP DISCUSSING THE CLUBS
STOP DISCUSSING THE META
YOU SHOULD ONLY DISCUSS WHAT I APPROVE OF OR ELSE YOU'RE A RETARDED WOMAN!!!!
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 7:43:15 AM
No.720705561
>>720705401
>I'm in a community pretending to be idiots which has been infiltrated by idiots
>But I'M not the idiot! I see right through the funposting because I'm so not idiotic!
grim... is this the power of /v/ooners?
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 7:43:26 AM
No.720705565
>>720705623
>>720705646
>>720705518
the only thing you need to get a pink spark is A affinity or above
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 7:44:44 AM
No.720705623
>>720705518
Pink Sparks aren't decided by races at all, but rather your aptitudes in things. Like
>>720705565
says, it just needs to be an A.
To get the pink sparks you want, make sure you're not raising the aptitude of other styles/distances into A if you dont want them as pink sparks.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 7:44:51 AM
No.720705628
danchou... i threw up...
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 7:45:08 AM
No.720705639
>/v/ooners get called out
>immediately have a meltdown
See, this is why Horse MD was always better.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 7:45:16 AM
No.720705646
>>720705565
But is there any way to influence the quality of the spark like you can with stats?
What's the best way to get Groundwork for a Seiun Sky parent? I tried using the Gold Ship SSR but she keeps giving me other stuff
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 7:46:41 AM
No.720705708
For the first time i saw Rudolf get blocked on two seperate occasions
the first time she was pinned in front and to the side against the inner rail at the first part of the final spurt for several seconds
then after she broke out, she was blocked AGAIN by Fukukita for several seconds on the final straight
ive NEVER seen this before
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 7:47:26 AM
No.720705748
>>720705795
>>720705837
>>720704831
I mean, its really not that bad i think. The last like 4 threads (that weren't 404d) all reached bump limit without any club discussion or shitposting
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 7:47:28 AM
No.720705752
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 7:47:55 AM
No.720705769
>>720705907
>>720705689
The Air Groove SR card
Goldship is way too hard because she has like 20 skills that you can get. Air Groove only has six, so you're more likely to get it. Oguri Cap (r) or borrow the SSR also has groundwork, but it's like among 10 skills. I'm running Air Groove, Oguri, and then using a seiun sky borrow that has groundwork sparks as the parent and getting it pretty consistently
hello gentlemen maybe you will know the answers to my questions
does winning a g1 twice increase the chances of getting it as a spark
should i be doing the nhkmc and yasuda kinen both years for every parent attempt for cancer cup
and do skills compete with each other for skill spark chances
if i specifically want groundwork should i only learn groundwork or does it have the same chance to show up no matter how many other skills my horsey has
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 7:48:24 AM
No.720705795
>>720705748
No, no. He is very intelligent and has his pulse on the heartbeat of Uma threads /v/-wide. This is an expert we're dealing with. He is wise, too wise for our shitposting ways. He must be /v/ma's danchou...
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 7:48:44 AM
No.720705809
>>720705907
>>720705689
Air groove guts SR. Maybe also borrow power oguri
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 7:48:52 AM
No.720705820
>>720708449
>>720703162
Why was PriConne kill?
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 7:49:03 AM
No.720705837
>>720705748
We've had club shitposting plenty of times and there was no issue. You're replying to the same faggot who comes in here trying to shut out threads down. This is his new approach. "guild drama" lol. Ignore and keep having fun. Notice how they aren't even talking about the game? Because they don't care or even know about it
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 7:49:05 AM
No.720705839
>>720705941
>>720705982
the gemini muscle memory sits too deep i've completely forgotten how to train my umas
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 7:49:16 AM
No.720705849
>>720705789
i meant mile champ instead of nhk, whoops
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 7:50:07 AM
No.720705889
>trying to make a parent for silence shitzuka to ger ready for cancer cup
>terribly low compatibility with everyone, almost every uma under 20
People like this bitch?
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 7:50:28 AM
No.720705906
>>720705789
>>does winning a g1 twice increase the chances of getting it as a spark
No.
>and do skills compete with each other for skill spark chances
Nah it's all RNG
Essentially you only need to do each one once, but if you want the triple crown affinity boosts you can rerun the races, but that's just for increasing affinity between legacies so not as important
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 7:50:36 AM
No.720705907
>>720706004
>>720705769
>>720705809
Alright cheers. What does she want for her blue spark? I failed a run with her without stamina parents so I think I forgot how to play the game after all that time in the gemini mines.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 7:51:13 AM
No.720705930
>>720705789
>does winning a g1 twice increase the chances of getting it as a spark
I believe so, it's two chances to roll.
>do skills compete with each other for skill spark chances
No, they are completely independent
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 7:51:29 AM
No.720705941
>>720705839
You're addicted to that Super Mommy aren't you? It's time to ween you off goo goo baby, put on your power cards
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 7:51:42 AM
No.720705951
>>720707336
>>720708259
>>720700929
They're even starting to kill Silksong threads
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 7:52:25 AM
No.720705982
>>720705839
Spam Speed and run front!
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 7:52:29 AM
No.720705984
>>720706048
>>720706119
da leechlist
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 7:52:47 AM
No.720706004
>>720707497
>>720705907
>What does she want for her blue spark?
Depends on what your other blue sparks are. Stamina sparks can be useful to get you over the 601 stat threshold for this race and that way you dont have to train stamina as much and can just train power to get the rest. Otherwise inveset in speed or power sparks if you're not worried about stam. It depends on the character you're training and their proficiencies i.e. 20% speed gain and the like
Should I?
What's the priority for club points?
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 7:53:30 AM
No.720706048
>>720705984
>"Danchou, our club members have been doxxed once again"
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 7:53:39 AM
No.720706053
>>720706010
>What's the priority for club points?
cards
dont be a dumbass and waste it on horse stars
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 7:53:48 AM
No.720706062
>>720706010
priority for club points is getting dupes for the story SSRs like McQueen
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 7:54:48 AM
No.720706115
>>720706010
go for it if you want that 3 star. Club points can always be refilled, it's not like you'll run out so long as you're in a club that trades shoes
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 7:54:50 AM
No.720706117
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 7:54:54 AM
No.720706119
>>720706147
>>720705984
Now post the rest of /v/ clubs!
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 7:55:20 AM
No.720706137
>>720706010
Why are those so fucking expensive anyway compared to the other shops? You get club points at such a snail's pace too.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 7:55:34 AM
No.720706147
>>720706196
>>720706119
thats too many screenshots....
>never was a big champion
>despite that loved by the world
>lives a fulfilling life as a horse
> 29 years old meaning she was well cared until the very end
You dont need to win anon, you just need to find people to love for who you are
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 7:56:26 AM
No.720706196
>>720706147
YOU USELESS HORSE
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 7:56:28 AM
No.720706198
>>720706163
So you're saying Urara is like Jesus?
I'm kinda surprised bourbon is bad for this upcoming CM? She gets both front runner straightaways and corners. 20% growth in stamina means she could largely use those sparks somewhere else. 10% power gives her an edge over every front runner. She gets taking the lead for free which could be a disgusting combo with groundwork and good compatibility with every meta parent. Is it because her ult sucks in this track?
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 7:57:00 AM
No.720706224
>>720707187
>>720706163
Truly a blessed life
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 7:57:14 AM
No.720706236
>>720700395 (OP)
Dont forget that weebs overfed her to death.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 7:57:24 AM
No.720706242
this is like the 4th 9/11 for /v/ooners. when will the terrorism stop?
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 7:57:23 AM
No.720706243
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 7:57:43 AM
No.720706265
>>720703776
It's not THAT bad, the shoes are flowing, the active members are pretty chill and we're comfortably stuck at B so not a big deal. I'm not sure anyone would even complain about him if he just kicked some inactive users once a month to allow fresh blood in. I just don't get why he doesn't do it.
>>720706206
she's not good? you fucking jackasses told me she'd be top with seiun and maruzen, what the fuck /v/
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 7:58:07 AM
No.720706284
Stop doxxing niggers
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 7:58:36 AM
No.720706310
CLEAT IT UP JANNY
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 7:58:38 AM
No.720706314
/v/ooners is lookin pretty bullyable today
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 7:59:43 AM
No.720706364
So how many anons here don't have a club yet?
t. different anon
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 7:59:55 AM
No.720706378
>>720706502
>>720705689
this used to be a post but check filename for why there isnt anything anymore
just check whatever the other anons said instead
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 7:59:59 AM
No.720706383
reesu doko??
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 8:01:38 AM
No.720706459
>>720700395 (OP)
Accomplishing invective
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 8:01:39 AM
No.720706460
>>720706632
>>720706281
Why do you take every anon's opinion as if it was the gospel? Can you not do your own critical thinking and come to your own conclusion on why something is good or not? Stop worrying about it and just train the ones up you like
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 8:02:15 AM
No.720706502
>>720706541
>>720706605
>>720706378
man who the fuck rolled for yaeno
also I don't have mlb cafe
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 8:03:03 AM
No.720706541
>>720706502
not me, I got that thing from a random spook
GW comes from Groove/Oguri anyway, yaeno is just extra goodstuff skills
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 8:03:13 AM
No.720706548
>>720706596
>>720706206
No she's not? Due to all the reasons you mentioned?
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 8:03:59 AM
No.720706591
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 8:04:09 AM
No.720706596
>>720706548
I don't even understand what the fuck that anon is talking about.
>>720706206
Where are you getting this information that she's bad? You're just confusing people and clearly don't really know what you're talking about
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 8:04:18 AM
No.720706605
>>720706502
>also I don't have mlb cafe
Forgot to address this but just replace cafe with whatever stamina card. Same with the speed cards, you want to beat URA and your races but you also want to get skills worth passing on so you have to thread the needle a bit
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 8:04:33 AM
No.720706621
>>720706281
Anyone can be good as long as you put your mind to it. There's been a Curren Chan that's been getting high placements in Cancer practice lobbies so nothing is impossible
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 8:04:46 AM
No.720706632
>>720706696
>>720706460
do I look like I have the mental capacity to do that
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 8:04:47 AM
No.720706634
>>720706281
I mean, that's correct. Her valentine's alt is top 1 front runner in the game for months. And right now she's pretty fuckin good
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 8:05:13 AM
No.720706648
I want to see an uma musume iceberg with "U.M.A. NEW WORLD" in one of the lower levels
should i spend all my CM tickets today or can you use them for extra runs in the final round too?
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 8:06:05 AM
No.720706696
>>720706632
It's not that hard. The anon you were responding too couldn't even decide if she was good or not. At least ask some questions before jumping to conclusions.
Anytime someone posts a tier list, especially if they're a fucking youtuber/redditor etc take it with a huge grain of salt. You should also take anon's opinions with a grain of salt as well. You take in all of the information you can and form a conclusion based on the information you've gathered, this isn't rocket science
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 8:06:08 AM
No.720706698
>>720706783
>>720706663
your tickets don't carry over ever
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 8:06:31 AM
No.720706720
>>720706783
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 8:06:33 AM
No.720706721
>>720706783
>>720706663
Spend them now.
Final round is only 1 race.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 8:06:51 AM
No.720706737
>>720700395 (OP)
Absolute cinema some may say
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 8:07:12 AM
No.720706754
>>720706663
Use your tickets, always use your CM tickets. There is no point to saving them, ever
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 8:07:29 AM
No.720706768
>>720706206
>heres all the reasons why shes good
>why is she bad
Wat
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 8:07:42 AM
No.720706780
>>720705789
>does winning a g1 twice increase the chances of getting it as a spark
No. But if you want to increase the chance, the parents should have the same white sparks you aim. The increase is around 2% per parents, up to +12%, higher if the skills are double circle or gold.
>should i be doing the nhkmc and yasuda kinen both years for every parent attempt for cancer cup
You should aim to clear the same G1 among parents as many as possible to increase affinity. But for the sparks, the most important one is Takarazuka Kinen since it gives you Summer Runner.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 8:07:42 AM
No.720706783
>>720706846
>>720707007
>>720706698
>>720706720
>>720706721
guess i'll go back into the matchmaking pool to crush people's dreams some more then.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 8:09:06 AM
No.720706840
>>720706891
Out of all the campaigns I've played so far, hers are the best. Getting fans is a relatively easy task, and being able to schedule your races yourself to obtain those fans adds a level of gameplay depth.
Most other campaign goals have been like "You get eleven turns and then you have to win 9 G1s back to back." I'm sure some find the difficulty endearing, but they would be wrong because it sucks.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 8:09:12 AM
No.720706846
>>720706931
>>720707010
>>720706783
Doubtful you're crushing anyone's dreams if you don't even know how the damn ticket works
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 8:10:13 AM
No.720706891
>>720706989
>>720706840
>hers
and who might that be?
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 8:11:15 AM
No.720706931
>>720706846
I wouldn't be so sure
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 8:11:30 AM
No.720706942
>>720706981
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 8:11:52 AM
No.720706962
When does the next career come out?
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 8:12:18 AM
No.720706980
>>720707035
I skipped her story because I was desperate for carats, but Tickezo's song is great
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ul3qTSpLrbk
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 8:12:19 AM
No.720706981
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 8:12:27 AM
No.720706989
>>720706891
Haru Urararagi
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 8:12:35 AM
No.720706995
>>720707079
>>720703910
>>720704831
>>720705401
funny club posts are too precious to give up on just because of a few retards
please level up your γΉγ«γΌγΉγγ« please and thank you
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 8:12:50 AM
No.720707007
>>720707091
>>720707107
>>720706783
>to crush people's dreams
Post winrate
>>720706846
well it's going pretty well so far.
i always qualified to advance on my first run so i never bothered to think about it.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 8:13:51 AM
No.720707035
>>720706980
tickezo? more like bozo
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 8:13:53 AM
No.720707038
>>720705507
>snoy out of nowhere
Mindbroken little BITCH
are sprinters the most autistic racists?
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 8:14:35 AM
No.720707079
>>720706995
you're replying to falseflagging schizos who just want to shut the thread down. this is their new angle lol. It didn't go so well so expect them to start crying about something else now
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 8:15:02 AM
No.720707091
>>720707007
I wonder if a 100% win rate is possible.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 8:16:09 AM
No.720707147
>>720707250
>>720707060
Who is this cute retard i will be pulling for her
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 8:16:09 AM
No.720707148
>>720707107
>>720707010
This anon is TEARING THROUGH open league!
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 8:16:34 AM
No.720707171
>>720707010
>>720707107
>BITCH nature
You didn't beat it
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 8:17:00 AM
No.720707187
>>720706163
>>720706224
yall ninjas never actually read about her life and how she was abused and abandoned by her owner
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 8:17:10 AM
No.720707197
>>720707286
This Uma which has no golden recovery and thrash skills made Group A finale. I don't expect it to win but I am surprised I made the finale for A.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 8:17:18 AM
No.720707202
>>720707107
W-Well....p-post total win record im sure you got lucky.....
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 8:18:02 AM
No.720707236
>>720707423
>>720703334
>I was in one or two of the threads a couple of weeks before release and they fell off so hard to page 10 in no time
Isn't 90% of Uma threads on /v/ got 404 and autosaged by janny all the times?
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 8:18:03 AM
No.720707238
>>720707456
>>720707010
If you're doing that well then do all the daily races, including the third one without a ticket. You will get your carats back if you win at least twice IIRC.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 8:18:14 AM
No.720707250
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 8:18:17 AM
No.720707253
>>720707374
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 8:18:46 AM
No.720707274
>>720707345
>This S-rank whale horse made A finals
>Btw I don't expect to win because i'm so weak
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 8:18:51 AM
No.720707279
>>720707060
NEKO NEKO NEKO
NE NE NE
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 8:18:56 AM
No.720707283
>>720707456
>>720707107
>the face of Umamusume
>the mom of the face of Umamusume
>natie
I kneel.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 8:18:58 AM
No.720707286
>>720707345
>>720707197
Are you brown or just baiting?
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 8:19:48 AM
No.720707324
>>720707418
>>720702894
Itβs Blue joeverβ¦.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 8:20:08 AM
No.720707336
>>720705951
are they themselves next?
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 8:20:11 AM
No.720707337
>>720707286
>>720707274
Lmao my bad. That's the Goldship that belongs to a whale in my club. This is mine.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 8:20:57 AM
No.720707374
>>720707393
>>720707405
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 8:21:26 AM
No.720707389
>>720707480
>>720707345
>s in turf and long
You're on thin ice bud
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 8:21:32 AM
No.720707393
>>720707374
I'm scared stiff
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 8:21:48 AM
No.720707405
>>720707374
AAAAAIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE
SAVE ME DANCHOU
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 8:21:50 AM
No.720707410
>>720707563
LET ME JOIN YOUR CLUBS
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 8:22:05 AM
No.720707418
>>720707324
Itβs Persoverβ¦
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 8:22:12 AM
No.720707423
>>720707518
>>720707638
>>720707236
>tfw janny silently autosages without posting some seething bait beforehand and the thread still reaches bump and pics limit long before getting to page 10
That was fucking hilarious.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 8:22:48 AM
No.720707456
>>720707238
i guess i fucked up since i have 2 extra tickets i can't spend due to the daily limit.
>>720707283
i have them running as emperor and monarch too, such a cute couple.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 8:23:00 AM
No.720707464
>>720707529
>>720707345
You have max stamina and 4 white heals (1.5% each), and stamina eater (another 1.5% heal). This is 7.5% healing, and decent wit at 450. This is why you're not gassing, you have a gold and a half heal essentially, although it relies on you proccing all of them. With max stamina and lower speed (lower speed means less stamina consumption), this is why you're surviving. A lot of people were unprepared for this race, simply bringing enough stamina is enough to win in many cases.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 8:23:17 AM
No.720707472
>>720707529
>>720707345
It doesn't matter, you have max stamina, even plenty of other recoveries to compensate just a little bit if they activate at the right time
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 8:23:28 AM
No.720707480
>>720707389
S in turf and long means nothing without golden recovery. If you put in the calculator, she barely makes it without gassing out.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 8:23:50 AM
No.720707497
>>720706004
sorry for the retarded question but take bourbon for example, if she has 20% stamina and 10% power gain, does that mean I want speed parents and use a stamina/power deck?
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 8:24:13 AM
No.720707518
>>720707423
Thats happened like 3 times already never quite gets old
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 8:24:26 AM
No.720707529
>>720707464
>>720707472
I knew she could run. But I didn't expect finale A.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 8:24:27 AM
No.720707531
Is there horse racisim between sprints and mile vs mediums and longs because sprinters can't compete in the triple crown?
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 8:25:07 AM
No.720707563
>>720707597
>>720707410
If you're serious and you want to join one right now, I have one slot open.
Is this good enough bros?
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 8:26:03 AM
No.720707592
>>720707345
yeah well I got in A finals too
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 8:26:09 AM
No.720707597
>>720707765
>>720707563
Not interested in your gay club of gay people
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 8:26:50 AM
No.720707624
>>720707585
Mile? Turf? Nope.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 8:27:18 AM
No.720707638
>>720707663
>>720707423
Funniest one was the one thread that got autosaged at 200 and still reached 500+ but no one realized it was autosaged until the very end
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 8:27:59 AM
No.720707663
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 8:28:51 AM
No.720707702
>>720707752
uma fans turning up to races when racing season in NA starts is going to be funny.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 8:29:13 AM
No.720707709
>>720707823
>>720707585
It's about compromise. Medium spark is not ideal and is polluting your spark pool. You want only mile/turf for this race. But you got groundwork, you got URA finale 3*, and a 2* speed. You can hold on to it in case you dont make anything better
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 8:30:14 AM
No.720707752
>>720707801
>>720707812
>>720707702
I'm going to the Kentucky derby
>>720707597
>Let me join your club
>ok
>UR GAY LOL
Epic anon, simply epic
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 8:31:06 AM
No.720707782
>>720707765
Chill it's just funposting
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 8:31:42 AM
No.720707801
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 8:31:57 AM
No.720707807
>>720707765
That's what we call absolute cinema. The story, the plot twist, the growth of character. Chef's piss.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 8:31:59 AM
No.720707810
>>720707765
Lmao I'm not even the same Anon. EPIC TROLLED
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 8:32:00 AM
No.720707812
>>720707752
The Kentucky... what?
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 8:32:19 AM
No.720707823
>>720707873
>>720707709
>Medium spark is not ideal and is polluting your spark pool.
getting 9* mile both sides with the correct whites and blues is insane though
I'm saving it as a cope parent but I definitely would have settled if it was 3* speed/sta/power with groundwork
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 8:32:56 AM
No.720707848
>>720707585
You can always do better but honestly it's fine, hopefully you can borrow a legacy with Miles to get the S affinity.
Not having a 1* Guts is already better than what I can do lmao
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 8:33:30 AM
No.720707873
>>720707823
it doesnt need to be a 9* mile, 1*/2* would be fine, you just dont want to accidentally raise an aptitude you dont need. It's always about compromise, you're not gonna get every little thing you want so you just gotta go with what's best
>>720707765
bros is this (You)r club's danchou???
Is 600 stam truly enough to survive double evil neicha?
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 8:34:37 AM
No.720707917
>>720707958
>>720707906
nobody's going to run debuffers in mile
track is too short
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 8:35:14 AM
No.720707941
>>720708004
>>720707876
that's no one's danchou, but they might be an officer of a danchou. a right-hand man, you may say
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 8:35:47 AM
No.720707958
>>720708013
>>720707906
Throw on a couple (white) recovery abilities if you're worried about it
>>720707917
I mean people WILL run debuffers because they're easy to make even if they wont be particularly effective here
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 8:35:58 AM
No.720707964
>>720707876
Damn straight.
What, you've got something to say to him, say to me!
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 8:36:12 AM
No.720707978
>>720707345
>Got into A finals with this
yes, that Natie was from Taurus
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 8:36:15 AM
No.720707979
>>720707906
Not what you asked but I believe that 600+ Stamina and 310+ Guts give you speed buffs, I'll try to find the pic I saved from another thread.
>>720707876
>>720707941
I'm not a danchou.
I'm not even an officer.
But I am a high-earner...and I take all of this VERY seriously. So please quit horsing around.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 8:37:05 AM
No.720708013
>>720708065
>>720707958
The debuffer for mile is building a blockushin to cuck frontrunners
not building a neicha to do 13 points of HP damage
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 8:37:47 AM
No.720708041
>>720705554
lol ur game has EoS'd globally
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 8:37:50 AM
No.720708045
>>720708135
>>720708004
That's what a danchou would say
>>720708013
Oh yeah is that gonna be as strong as *theeeeee* Haru Urara debuffer which was going to be MANDATORY to beat the EVIL Taishin?
oh wait, all of those were useless! Either way, people will run nature because they're lazy and dont want to build a new debuffer and don't really know what's good or bad.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 8:39:00 AM
No.720708087
>>720708189
>>720708065
ok retardgod, do whatever you want
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 8:40:01 AM
No.720708135
>>720708229
>>720708045
So you're saying I have leadership qualities?
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 8:40:07 AM
No.720708140
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 8:40:25 AM
No.720708145
>>720708330
>>720708004
SON
WE'RE OUTGUNNED.
OUTMANNED.
OUTNUMBERED.
OUTFANNED.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 8:40:29 AM
No.720708149
>>720708214
>>720708265
So from what I've heard smart falcon is unironically viable this CM because her ult is busted. Wouldn't it be smart to inherit her as a parent and use her ult to mantain the lead and make proccing Angling and scheming easier?
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 8:41:18 AM
No.720708189
>>720708280
>>720708329
>>720708087
I'm not running a nature, in fact I've never run a nature. I'm just going by logistics here. People will run nature because it's easy and they dont know any better.
>bro trust me this is the new crazy debuffer bro
I'll believe it when I see it. We've had multiple anons report on their races with Haru Urara, it's done absolutely nothing to stop taishin who wasn't even anywhere near dangerous as people said. I will believe it when I see it!
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 8:41:52 AM
No.720708212
>>720708004
AAAIEEEEEEEEEEEE GOMENASAI 100 MILLION FAN A DAY TOREINA PLEASE DON'T LEAVE OUR CLUB
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 8:41:56 AM
No.720708214
>>720708426
>>720708149
There's better ults to inherit
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 8:42:07 AM
No.720708223
>>720708412
Did Stay Gold have any other successful G1 winning kids other than the 5 we currently have in game?
I would like for the Gold Clan to get bigger with more Umas
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 8:42:14 AM
No.720708229
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 8:42:24 AM
No.720708235
Does it take longer to level up certain training facilities compared to others? Stamina takes fucking forever compared to Speed and Wit it feels like.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 8:42:54 AM
No.720708259
>>720700929
>>720705951
>Not a Nintendo thread? There, it's gone!
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 8:42:58 AM
No.720708263
Do they ever add new tracks into the game?
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 8:43:02 AM
No.720708265
>>720708372
>>720708149
Smart Falcon + Sieun Sky is the Shooting for Victory + Pulse combo from the first CM. It is busted. Every frontrunner will be packing one or both of these skills.
>>720708065
Taishin has sleeping lion which is non-inheritable. Every single front runner is going to have angling and scheming and the only chance of beating a front runner is having another front runner prevent it from proccing.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 8:43:22 AM
No.720708280
>>720708358
>>720709329
>>720708189
>>720708065
>Doesn't even know how the strategy works
>Tries to play it smug but just comes off retarded
I love when people are confidently wrong on something and refuse to back down.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 8:43:49 AM
No.720708303
how do you make a front runner el condor while also aiming for a S mile anyway? Just settle for a B front runner?
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 8:43:52 AM
No.720708307
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 8:43:55 AM
No.720708308
>>720706206
iirc there is no "bad" uma that can do mile in this CM. so you can use whoever you want because in the end this CM will become a luck base race.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 8:44:26 AM
No.720708329
>>720708407
>>720708189
Have you tried playing a Front Runner with a Sky as one of the parents. Have you seen what happens when Sky's ultimate procs? I have won by over 9L with mediocre stats before (granted it is career). But next CM will be like that. And mile means there is no chance for the other styles to catch up.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 8:44:27 AM
No.720708330
>>720708145
It must be nice
It must be nice~
To have Mayoneighs on your side
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 8:45:19 AM
No.720708358
>>720708421
>>720708280
I had this EXACT SAME FUCKING CONVERSATION about Urara weeks before the Long CM started.
I called it a meme strat, and people told me that it was NECESSARY and that you were and IDIOT for not running her.
Guess what happened? She was useless, she hasnt done anything. It was a pointless meme start and none of those people who got angry at me for simply QUESTIONING the strategy's legitmacy ever showed up to say "Oh shit, I was wrong about that." And dont even get me on JOBshin who is getting 2nd to every golshi on the planet.
I will believe it when I see it!
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 8:45:35 AM
No.720708372
>>720708419
>>720708265
Falco herself will be a meta monster yes but her ult is pretty bad when inherited. You're better off inheriting Seiun x Pasa instead.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 8:46:20 AM
No.720708407
>>720708485
>>720708329
I know that Seiun Sky's ability is busted.
I was specifically talking about this "bakushin debuffer" which once again, sounds like a meme strat. I know Seiun Sky front runners will be strong. I dont think Bakushin is going to be enough to stop them, just like Urara did nothing to stop Taishin who didn't even NEED to be stopped in the first place.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 8:46:23 AM
No.720708412
>>720708223
Not Stego but Orfe gave us the newest one with this chuuni moron
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 8:46:35 AM
No.720708419
>>720708372
Good enough to secure the win for mile
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 8:46:36 AM
No.720708421
>>720708512
>>720708358
I wasn't asking you to write a paragraph tripling down on your idiocy. I was telling you to go read how it works.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 8:46:50 AM
No.720708426
>>720708475
>>720708214
Taishin bros its our time!
YOU FAGS BETTER USE TAIKI THE MIGHTIEST OF MILERS RATHER THAN THAT WANNABE LONG RACE SEUIN SKY.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 8:47:24 AM
No.720708449
>>720703162
>>720705820
That was Crunchyshit's fault
Dragalia was Nintendo's fault
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 8:47:27 AM
No.720708452
>>720707906
The good debuffs don't work in mile. The track is too short for debuffs to make a huge difference and stamina debuffs are % based so they just don't do much on a low stamina uma. So stamina debuffs are just bad in this CM.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 8:47:30 AM
No.720708454
>>720708494
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 8:47:50 AM
No.720708475
>>720708426
THIS TIME FOR SURE BRO- *jobs*
>>720708407
Bakushin debuffer just means building a front runner who has the lead going into the final corner. Her job is not to win. Her job is to prevent Sky unique from proccing.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 8:48:12 AM
No.720708494
>>720708454
UUWAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 8:48:39 AM
No.720708512
>>720708421
And I went and read about how Urara works and on paper, it sounded nice. In practice, it didnt work at all, but I sure as fuck had plenty of people telling me that it was the best possible debuffer you could run for Gemini. Turns out, it was a complete fucking meme.
I'm taking it with a grain of salt. If it works, that's great, but I will believe it when I see it. I don't know how many fuckers were telling me how good Urara was gonna be. It wasn't.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 8:48:45 AM
No.720708520
>>720708564
>>720708485
>spoonfeeding the retard
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 8:49:20 AM
No.720708539
>>720708592
>>720708485
Seiun has a 20% stamina training boost, and 650 stamina is enough to tank the debuffs because the track is very short. How is that going to succeed?
I'm guessing the vast majority of casual players no longer bothers with graded CM? I was able to get to Group A without any troubles however from there on I only saw whales or trainers who must have been treating the game like a second job. Do you guys think this will be the norm from now on or was this just the effect of this one race specifically?
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 8:49:51 AM
No.720708564
>>720708520
Eh, he's doubling down so much that he'll just go MUH URARA MUH TAISHIN REMEMBER URARA STRATS? so it doesn't matter if someone explains it or not since he's too dumb to live
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 8:49:55 AM
No.720708570
>>720708441
But I don't have her...
>>720708485
Which, when you think about it is kinda of silly. If your front runner gets to be first to the last corner why not just give them Seiun ult and let them win? The only reason people go for the Bakushin blocker is because they (for some reason) really want to use late/end umas as their aces.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 8:50:20 AM
No.720708592
>>720708539
Because you have the fucking lead going into the corner so your other 2 umas who hopefully is using other styles has a chance?
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 8:50:52 AM
No.720708618
>>720708672
>>720708679
>>720708485
So just like the Urara Front Runner start whose job it was to stop Taishin's encroaching Shadow from going off?
man that sounds familiar. That Urara SURE was strong for this Long CM huh? Oh wait, it didn't do fucking shit! Bakushin's not stopping anything, and that ASSUMES the person you're racing with is even running a front runner! it's taishin all over again. You're running a specific strat that MAYBE will have an effect, but you need XYZ to be lined up in the first place. You're better off just running someone that can actually win.
Was I wrong or not about Urara being a fucking meme strat. Yes or no? I don't want to have this conversation again. These types of very specific strats are risky and aren't reliable. It's not going to be enough to stop these front runners.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 8:51:18 AM
No.720708638
>>720708579
If you don't have sky, you are limited to 3 borrows per day. So it is easier to build another ace with your roster and have a blocker Bakushin.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 8:52:00 AM
No.720708668
>>720710927
Since i grew tired of constantly alt-tabbing to see which skills were good while running late surgers for CM3 i made this, its not exhaustive but it gets the message across.
Late surgers seem to be pretty easy to build and you might steal a couple of wins since you don't rely on getting to the front nor on getting super specific skills like groundwork, you don't need super specific parents either.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 8:52:04 AM
No.720708670
>>720708579
>(for some reason) really want to use late/end umas as their aces.
some of us don't have seiun sky nor care about horse using "meta" runners
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 8:52:09 AM
No.720708672
>>720708618
Sky unique is so relevant JP still uses her for front runner strats in current year.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 8:52:11 AM
No.720708675
>>720704523
Fuck yes I would. Fenomeno is gorgeous
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 8:52:12 AM
No.720708676
>>720708746
Which of these is the most strategic option?
>Sex with your trainees before CM to warm up and calm the nerves
>Sex with your trainees after CM to motivate them and give them a reward
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 8:52:15 AM
No.720708679
>>720708792
>>720708923
>>720708579
>>720708561
>>720708618
dumbest motherfucker on earth lmfao
I guess anon was right and it doesn't matter if someone explains it
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 8:52:36 AM
No.720708687
>>720708742
>>720708782
Any estimates on how many stamina sparks are enough before you start overcompensating for stamina? don't want to overshoot it with power training and my only 9* are with stamina sparks
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 8:53:21 AM
No.720708717
>>720708561
casual players were burnt out by CMs back during JP was still booming. It'll be worse for global with the accelerated schedule.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 8:53:52 AM
No.720708740
>>720705379
The idol concerts and the merch are the massive money makers in the Uma World
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 8:53:55 AM
No.720708742
>>720708920
>>720708687
You'll have to try it out. 700~ is comfortably enough even if everything goes wrong. Anything over is overkilling it.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 8:53:58 AM
No.720708746
>>720708676
Second, but only if you win, keep up that constant pressure to perform
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 8:54:02 AM
No.720708751
>>720708843
Is Late Surger Savvy good?
>nobody recommending oguri FAT
it's over she's washed
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 8:55:02 AM
No.720708782
>>720708920
>>720708687
I found it really hard to overshoot stamina on my front runners. The thing is that some good speed cards have power bonus but relevant power cards don't have stamina bonus. So you easily get high power while training speed but even running two power cards it feels like I don't get any stamina out of them.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 8:55:02 AM
No.720708783
>>720708561
Casuals in general will not bother, but this one is particularly bad because almost no one can build long F2P. I'm convinced anyone who wins plat this time is a whale or at least a dolphin
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 8:55:16 AM
No.720708792
>>720708869
>>720708679
>le two weeks ago
>hey this urara strat kind of looks like a meme
>dude you must be the dumbest person possible you don't even know how it works!!
You just told me how it works. It's supposed to prevent a front runner's ability from proc'ing. It is literally the exact same deal as Urara. You are running a risky strat to counter a very specific type of runner that you're not even guaranteed to run against, and it's not even guaranteed to stop them. You'd be better off running front runners yourself that can actually win. Better yet, run a fucking Grass Wonder because that's what the Japanese actually won with.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 8:55:22 AM
No.720708795
>>720708849
>>720708891
>9 MIILLION speed skills
>only late race ones are actually good and even then only 5 and worth taking
does the game get better balancing or what
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 8:55:33 AM
No.720708806
>>720708757
She is good in the next CM
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 8:55:45 AM
No.720708817
>>720708757
Oguri is the babby mode for this because of her growths, but shes not optimal, shes there for the decklets who need all the stats they can get.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 8:55:53 AM
No.720708820
>>720704831
My hot take is that /v/ jannies are unironically completely justified in frying these threads down so the normal userbase learns to not let these literal ritualposting faggots feel welcome when we get breathing room
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 8:56:27 AM
No.720708843
>>720708751
For CM3? It gives stamina, which isn't really required if you get the 600+ nor you need skill procs for groundwork so not really unless you have low stamina
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 8:56:35 AM
No.720708846
>>720708980
Ummm but remember the urara strat? That strategy everyone warned that was unpopular on JP? That strategy everyone laughed at and nobody ever used in rooms? That strategy specifically targeted towards one horse only a couple dudes rolled for?
That strategy was bad so that means every strategy that isn't my chosen one is bad!!! Hah, take that!!! I'll believe it when I see it!!!
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 8:56:41 AM
No.720708849
>>720708795
Well Seiun Sky ultimate actually made early/mid game speed buffs very viable for front runners since their win condition is being 1st on final corner.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 8:57:20 AM
No.720708869
>>720708792
Ideally you have your own front runner with sky. You only build a blocker if your other 2 umas are not front runner. Don't run a front runner and then build a blocker because blocker might block your own front runner.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 8:57:37 AM
No.720708884
>>720708561
Open CM is also becoming hell.
More players are able to minmax to only make B rank umas, I keep fucking matching against them.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 8:57:47 AM
No.720708891
>>720708795
No? Midgame speed buffs are important now since you want to get better position. For late game you mostly want accel at the right timing, not speed.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 8:58:47 AM
No.720708920
>>720708742
>>720708782
Ok guess I'll just roll with two high stam parents and see how much I overshoot it by, then I'll reallocate as needed
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 8:58:48 AM
No.720708923
>>720708679
Proof you can't fix stupid
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 8:58:50 AM
No.720708924
If anything Urara makes my higher stan Golshi lose against lower stam Golshi, but higher power
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 8:59:09 AM
No.720708934
>>720708982
went against 3 taishin's and i beat all of them
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 9:00:19 AM
No.720708974
>>720709078
>>720700395 (OP)
athletes for this feel?
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 9:00:27 AM
No.720708980
>>720709023
>>720708846
the bakushin block strat is admittedly stupid since most people will run either a faster front runner or second late ace so the person using blockshin just has a waste slot doing nothing in the second half of the race. Feel free to take your blockshin in the testing rooms, see what happens
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 9:00:32 AM
No.720708982
>>720708934
Taishitkeks are LITERALLY finished. I've never seen a single one perform well
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 9:01:09 AM
No.720709015
>>720708441
What kind of danchou would I be if I didn't represent?
Taiki WILL make us proud.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 9:01:28 AM
No.720709023
>>720709158
>>720708980
It is only for folks who insist on running a non front runner ace and then couldn't build a good front runner with their 3 daily borrows.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 9:02:16 AM
No.720709052
My day gets worse whenever I remember spe-chud exists
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 9:02:57 AM
No.720709078
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 9:03:41 AM
No.720709102
>>720709225
>realizing if I don't get a parent with good sparks my Daiwa and El Condor are gonna have to run jank shit like Guts Air Groove
Jesus wept
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 9:03:44 AM
No.720709106
>>720709354
>"When I saw the colours of my adversaries, I just knew I had to give them a lesson."
-Special Week, the BEAST of HOKKAIDO
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 9:04:24 AM
No.720709130
>Monday
Not marvelous.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 9:04:26 AM
No.720709131
>TRUST ME BRO, SHE'S LEGEND TIER
>>720709023
everyone has bakushin and building her is easy as shit. as the other anon put it, youre better off building her to contest other front runners than stopping them. never know when RNG can make you win by a neck or nose along with your two other horses
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 9:05:43 AM
No.720709187
>>720709234
Whoever thought it was a good idea to give friends the ability to give stats instead of skills is a sextuple nigger. Just fucking give me summer runner already fuji
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 9:05:52 AM
No.720709192
>>720709158
NO BUT REMEMBER THAT URARA STRAT REMEMBER HOW NOBODY USED URARA HAHA
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 9:06:39 AM
No.720709218
>>720709158
But you only get 3 tries a day unless you have your own Sky.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 9:06:45 AM
No.720709225
>>720709102
At least if you don't have Seiun you only have to worry about raising a single parent, the tradeoff is you only get three tries per day.
>>720709158
It's also a completely useless slot if the other players arent running front runners, so you're basically running a 2 person race instead of a 3 person. Front Runners are hard to build, especially good ones. Most people aren't going to be able to run them effectively or with groundwork or any of that. Just like we're seeing many golshis that don't even have spurt.
We are on an accelerated schedule. We basically only have two weeks to prepare for this. People need to factor that in. Front Runners aren't gonna be that common, and I dont think running a strat to combat them specifically is wise, especially if that strat isn't guaranteed to work. I don't even know why suggesting this would even be controversial if people just used common sense.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 9:06:52 AM
No.720709234
>>720709187
>Ignore rainbow to click on hint
>Hint gives you a bit of stats instead of the skill you wanted
this shit should count as a hate crime
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 9:07:53 AM
No.720709270
>>720709231
>It's also a completely useless slot if the other players arent running front runners
>Front Runners aren't gonna be that common
holy fuck dude you should be a youtuber
Even tectone has better takes than you
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 9:08:13 AM
No.720709286
>>720709231
Mile is front runner haven.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 9:09:25 AM
No.720709329
>>720708280
I called it here. This retard thinks he's the god of the game and the sole smart person on earth so everything he says comes out dumber than the last.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 9:09:29 AM
No.720709335
>>720709378
What are THE cards for the Cancer Cup?
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 9:09:59 AM
No.720709354
>>720709469
>>720709106
You think her IRL team is still seething about Condor and Grass always outshining the horse? Surely they wouldn't have toasted and cheered when Grass died, right?
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 9:10:45 AM
No.720709378
>>720709335
4 speed 2 power inherit full stam
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 9:10:50 AM
No.720709384
>>720709417
>>720708757
I will talk about Oguri FAT
I WILL build Oguri FAT
I WILL luckshit my way into A group again and I WILL suffer
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 9:11:33 AM
No.720709417
>>720709486
>>720709384
I already have this Oguri ready. Just going to build 2 front runners now.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 9:12:02 AM
No.720709440
>>720709490
Grass Wonder is a Americunt why is she flat as a cutting board and act like Yamato Nadeshiko?
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 9:12:22 AM
No.720709452
>oguri fat lost favorite gray to goldshi
"idol horse" bros.....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cI4RG9bcCR8
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 9:12:43 AM
No.720709469
>>720709354
I heard she jobbed hard when she was the only golden generation left. They didn't have to wait for her death to toast.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 9:13:17 AM
No.720709486
>>720709558
>>720709417
You should still try and make a better Oguri because there's room for improvement
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 9:13:24 AM
No.720709490
>>720709440
she raped spe and claimed citizenship
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 9:14:10 AM
No.720709521
>>720709564
>>720709231
You know what, do whatever you want
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 9:15:05 AM
No.720709558
>>720709686
>>720709486
I could but that is like 1 in the 100 Oguri I built. It's my highest score till date and I rate spend the time getting some FRs.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 9:15:15 AM
No.720709564
>>720709521
you shouldn't have tried to fix stupid in the first place
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 9:16:24 AM
No.720709619
My breeding program has succeeded.....
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 9:17:08 AM
No.720709651
>>720711258
How do you respond to this?
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 9:18:03 AM
No.720709686
>>720709734
>>720709749
>>720709558
>1 in the 100
YOU'RE ONE RUN AWAY FROM GETTING THAT PERFECT OGURI
NEVER GIVE UP
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 9:19:06 AM
No.720709723
Grass Wonder is...Strong
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 9:19:31 AM
No.720709734
>>720709686
I rather get a 1 in 100 Smart Falcon
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 9:19:57 AM
No.720709749
>>720709686
>Pic
Damn shame Nakayama Festa aka Bernie Horse hasnβt been released, because thatβs her entire schtick.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 9:22:07 AM
No.720709810
>>720709882
>>720708441
I'm running Vodka, Late Oguri and Ace Natie
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 9:23:38 AM
No.720709882
>>720709929
>>720709810
>I'm running Vodka, Late Oguri and Ace Natie
you may not be using taiki but that team is kinda based. but i implore you to use the MIGHTIEST OF MILERS.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 9:24:47 AM
No.720709929
>>720710053
>>720709882
>The mightiest of Milers
Sakura Bakushin O, got it. Thanks Dahby hoers.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 9:27:18 AM
No.720710017
>>720710085
>>720701274
>Two ERP pic dumps BA thread untouched
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 9:27:49 AM
No.720710036
>near perfect run gets ruined due to fuji and spenigger refusing to drop their greens
Absolutely fucking grim
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 9:28:24 AM
No.720710053
>>720709929
TAKE IT BACK YOU DON'T MEAN IT UWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 9:28:46 AM
No.720710064
spurt really does make or break a goldship in this CM.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 9:29:20 AM
No.720710085
>>720710360
>>720710660
>>720710017
Why are BA fans so obnoxious?
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 9:35:07 AM
No.720710295
>>720710516
Are races in JP also dominated so heavily by the same few meta horses or does variety increase over time?
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 9:36:29 AM
No.720710360
>>720710423
>>720710085
Its been months if not years since a decent story and endgame content is just copying the builds and strategy for raids out of a youtube video down to the second
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 9:38:16 AM
No.720710423
>>720710360
The pancake event had such dogshit writing that it made me quit the game entirely. I still have fond memories of Vol 3 and Vol F.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 9:38:29 AM
No.720710437
>>720710570
OH NOW THAT I'M TRAINING PARENTS YOU FINALLY BRING THE 5+ PARTNERS 3 RAINBOWS TRAINING UUUUUUUUH
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 9:39:29 AM
No.720710474
>>720710530
Reminder that you can pull every day for the low cost of $21 a month
If you add the monthly pack, then you get 40 pulls per month (30 singles, and a ten-pull)
There's no need to suffer playing the game with non MLB'd SRs or Umas that aren't three star.
I'm out and back to the other board or rather to sleep because I need to fix my sleep schedule.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 9:40:30 AM
No.720710516
>>720710295
New better horses are added, mechanics change and new support cards and/or skills appear to change things up. Summer Maru will be the next big thing for a short while and then Christmas Oguri is meta for a long time.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 9:40:34 AM
No.720710519
>>720706163
She had like one decade where she was living who knowswhere under unknown conditions.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 9:40:48 AM
No.720710530
>>720710596
>>720710474
Thank you mister game master I'll make sure to grab an extra pack as a tip
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 9:41:46 AM
No.720710570
>>720710721
>>720710437
>1* Guts
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 9:42:32 AM
No.720710596
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 9:42:39 AM
No.720710602
>cool gonna try this game
>talk talk talk yap yap
>point and click """game"""
Whats the appeal? It's the same shit as fgo.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 9:44:45 AM
No.720710660
>>720710085
>Why are BA fans so obnoxious?
Have you ever seen a pedophile that isnβt obnoxious as fuck?
Also, BA is a terrible, boring auto-grindfest, only obnoxious pedophile could stomach this shit
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 9:45:51 AM
No.720710691
It's really starting to hit me that if you're sloppy ever, it will come back to bite you not only on one CM, but every repeated CM. I'm almost certainly going to have to remake parents for Taurus and Cancer.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 9:46:48 AM
No.720710721
>>720710570
YU KOPII
AI KOPII
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 9:47:03 AM
No.720710727
>>720710823
wtf, I actually got a win. I gave up all hope while spark farming and not getting a single blue 3*, so never even tried to train a CM horse.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 9:47:37 AM
No.720710746
>>720710987
The suzuka mines are suffocating me.....
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 9:50:00 AM
No.720710823
>>720710727
She was from one of those failed spark runs too. I got really lucky.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 9:53:01 AM
No.720710927
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 9:54:39 AM
No.720710987
>>720710746
anon she is the flattest washboard in the game there is nothing to suffocate in what are you talking about
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 9:55:55 AM
No.720711032
>>720704831
>it's just the same thing there but they're namedropping schizos instead.
it's even worse on /g/ where the pc building general has an nvidia schitzo that defends the honor of nvidia for free. Charts and everything ready to be posted and reposted.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 10:02:26 AM
No.720711258
>>720709651
Aren't you still in Highschool?
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 10:04:03 AM
No.720711326
>>720712356
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fa5_3e7lnEc
Love it when the VA can't maintain in-character at all because of how extreme or straining it is. Especially Opera O
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 10:05:17 AM
No.720711378
>>720711918
>>720712401
How come these threads always attract some tranny seething about Blue Archive every time?
This brownoid has been trying to start a gacha war for months in here with the same posts every thread but gets ignored every time. What causes this major malfunction? And why is it so persistent?
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 10:05:51 AM
No.720711394
OH BOY I SURE DO LOVE NOT GETTING HINTS
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 10:06:24 AM
No.720711416
dahby?
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 10:08:19 AM
No.720711486
>>720711532
THE STAKES
THEY WERE HOPELESS FOR ALL OUR FUARKING HEROINES minus mine
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 10:09:57 AM
No.720711532
>>720711486
>It's Calling
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 10:14:49 AM
No.720711686
>>720711801
I WISH I HAD SUZUKA INSTEAD OF RICE VILLAIN
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 10:18:30 AM
No.720711801
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 10:21:31 AM
No.720711892
>doing Vodka careers in an attempt to get mile sparks in my groundwork legacies instead of just mediums
>she gives me this instead
This is an insult.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 10:22:26 AM
No.720711918
>>720711378
>What causes this major malfunction? And why is it so persistent?
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 10:26:37 AM
No.720712081
>>720712283
I want to roll more supports but its so not worth it until Kitasan Reroll.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 10:27:36 AM
No.720712123
>>720712186
I wanna try my hand at some Cancer prep, what are the track conditions and stuff, could anyone help? Don't even know what I will build for.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 10:27:44 AM
No.720712128
>>720712556
>leave old club because they never traded shoes
>new club trades shoes so much i can't respond in time
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 10:28:37 AM
No.720712172
>>720712502
>mood down
>mood down
>sleep deprived
>sleep deprived
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 10:28:59 AM
No.720712186
>>720712525
>>720712709
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 10:31:37 AM
No.720712283
>>720712081
Same. I'm just saving my carats for Halloween Rice
I've yet to see a seiun sky in any public cancer lobby
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 10:33:34 AM
No.720712353
>>720712336
that is because she is busy plundering your fridge for your precious mineral water
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 10:33:34 AM
No.720712356
>>720712797
>>720711326
Special shout out to NTR. NTR went above and beyond to help out the UMAs. NTR did so many of the complicated parts alone We love NTR here.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 10:33:50 AM
No.720712363
Teio
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 10:35:04 AM
No.720712401
>>720711378
You think trans people play Blue Archive?
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 10:36:04 AM
No.720712432
>>720712831
>>720712336
Thats because her banner isnt a must roll
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 10:37:38 AM
No.720712483
>>720712336
I saw multiple people run her in group A today
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 10:38:01 AM
No.720712502
>>720712663
>>720712172
feed your uma
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 10:38:06 AM
No.720712506
>>720712589
>>720712726
imagine the smell
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 10:38:36 AM
No.720712525
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 10:38:36 AM
No.720712526
white woman horse when
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 10:39:17 AM
No.720712556
>>720712128
/v/ma trades shoes until the room stinks, it's umazing.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 10:40:17 AM
No.720712589
>>720712506
MAMBO SPOTTED
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 10:41:27 AM
No.720712624
>train mayano top cun
>never fails to win hopeless stakes
finallya GOOD horse
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 10:41:48 AM
No.720712631
>>720701195
Almost every single janny is a SEA nigger and they seethe at any gacha that isnt chinese or korean.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 10:42:39 AM
No.720712663
>>720712502
she gets fed at 0700 and 1800 and gets a cup of grain after some turn out and training in the long pen. or she did when I took care of her.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 10:43:46 AM
No.720712709
>>720712186
>Maruzensky not even rated
Fuck it, I'm bricking myself
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 10:44:09 AM
No.720712726
>>720712773
>>720712506
imagine the fractures
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 10:45:28 AM
No.720712773
>>720712828
>>720712726
>*inhale* AUGHHHH
>*inhale* AARRRGHH
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 10:46:05 AM
No.720712797
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 10:46:18 AM
No.720712804
UMA SAMMAAAAA
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 10:46:51 AM
No.720712828
>>720712773
needs a teio edit
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 10:46:53 AM
No.720712831
>>720712893
>>720713180
>>720712432
Are youtubers just shilling her to brick people's accounts? it's getting grating hearing supposed meta strats fall flat on its face. As of now I can safely say Vodka, Grass, and El condor are the biggest threats of Cancer
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 10:47:05 AM
No.720712840
Whatever, go my umas, get me those 0 victory participation boxes, I am getting into B league finale so its already going better than in Taurus
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 10:47:10 AM
No.720712843
>>720712954
>>720713081
stop bullying my daughter
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 10:47:57 AM
No.720712885
>>720700395 (OP)
Japan really hates pink girls
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 10:48:09 AM
No.720712893
>>720712831
Her unique is good as an inheritable skill forever, but pulling for her is stupid
>>720712843
break a leg teio!
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 10:50:27 AM
No.720713002
>>720712954
me on the bottom
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 10:51:04 AM
No.720713028
>>720712954
Me on the right
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 10:51:04 AM
No.720713029
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 10:52:13 AM
No.720713081
>>720713214
>>720712843
Sir I love your daughter may I have your blessing to make love with her
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 10:52:42 AM
No.720713102
>>720713156
they make fun of us because they're not us
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 10:53:46 AM
No.720713138
>>720713189
THREE
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 10:53:55 AM
No.720713143
>>720713341
taking teio to the glue factory!
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 10:54:09 AM
No.720713156
>>720713102
Yet, they remain among us despite our differences
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 10:54:55 AM
No.720713180
>>720712831
She's very good but if you don't want her you can achieve perfectly fine results just borrowing her for breeding.
>this is the face of umamusume
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 10:55:10 AM
No.720713189
>>720713138
NOTHIN WRONG WITH ME
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 10:55:57 AM
No.720713214
>>720713081
sorry I'm fulfilling all of her needs, so there's no need for anyone else but me
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 10:57:02 AM
No.720713258
>>720713915
Fuck! Preparing for Cancer cup is frustrating.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 10:57:04 AM
No.720713261
>>720713338
Ah now I understand why Teio's animation shows her doing the 3 fingers, It's the amount of her fractures.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 10:59:10 AM
No.720713338
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 10:59:15 AM
No.720713341
>>720713431
>>720713143
why is she by herself
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 11:01:25 AM
No.720713431
>>720713341
Without Umas Sports, she's just another normie.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 11:01:52 AM
No.720713446
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 11:03:24 AM
No.720713512
>>720713182
i best rice villain did this
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 11:04:12 AM
No.720713541
>>720713609
CEASE TEIO BULLYING
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 11:05:04 AM
No.720713574
>>720703549
I thought I was a bad danchou, but this gave me a confidence boost.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 11:05:57 AM
No.720713609
>>720713693
>>720713787
>>720713541
She deserves it after how she acts in my wife Gentle Nature's career.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 11:05:57 AM
No.720713612
>>720713678
>japs expect me to believe this ANCIENT hag is a student
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 11:06:45 AM
No.720713649
>>720713672
>>720713182
>RICE shower
>eating BREAD
You had one job!
>>720713649
It's a trivia that Rice Shower prefers bread. She's a villain so she's contrarian.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 11:07:37 AM
No.720713678
>>720713612
I'm going to collect all the mommy Umas.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 11:07:52 AM
No.720713693
>>720713609
She was kind annoying but did tell her to be proud after beating her in the final race
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 11:08:17 AM
No.720713705
>>720713672
>She's a villain so she's contrarian.
wow she's just like me
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 11:08:36 AM
No.720713723
>>720713672
kek what a HEEL!
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 11:09:19 AM
No.720713742
>>720713672
So...she's us?
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 11:09:20 AM
No.720713746
>>720713858
It's something.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 11:10:17 AM
No.720713787
>>720713609
Tell your wife to take a fucking shower
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 11:12:33 AM
No.720713858
>>720713896
>>720713939
>>720713746
Is Final preset results or does it matter when you do it? I lost so badly in Round 2 Group A Taurus so badly I wasn't even allowed to try the final.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 11:12:59 AM
No.720713873
>>720713997
>>720714003
>check the guild chart
>according to the graph i'm rank 3
HUH
>according to the ranks i'm rank 3
HUH?????? I don't even consider myself that serious of a player. I'm just under 2m fans a day...
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 11:13:41 AM
No.720713896
>>720713858
Taurus need 2 wins to get into final B. They reduced it to 1 win now. Still need 3 wins still for final A though.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 11:14:03 AM
No.720713915
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 11:14:07 AM
No.720713918
just started my first day in the cancer mines, wish me luck bros
Is there any point in running any Speed card other than King Halo and Taishin? How fucked am i?
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 11:14:43 AM
No.720713939
>>720714185
>>720713858
Finals has you submit your team, it then spends forever pairing up people (like a full day+). You then get to view the results, it's just one run, enjoy the RNG.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 11:15:56 AM
No.720713989
>>720713934
I like Gold City because she has two events that give energy...
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 11:16:01 AM
No.720713997
>>720713873
Anything above one million-ish is superb. That's basically 3 successful runs (borrows) a day, unless running super umas and cards where you can clear optional G1s without thinking about it. Will power is required too.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 11:16:18 AM
No.720714003
>>720714172
>>720713873
>just under 2m fans a day
I imagine most players (including myself) don't play more than 3 careers per day. 2m a day is already more than that.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 11:20:42 AM
No.720714172
>>720714003
I normally do my 3 parent/Ace runs and then 1 additional Oguri run for the fans and I end with around 1.6-2mil per day. I think once they implement the auto career thing people will actually start farming more.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 11:20:55 AM
No.720714178
>>720713934
You need 4 speed so any SSR speed will help if you don't have any LB SR.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 11:21:12 AM
No.720714185
>>720714254
>>720713939
Thanks for the clarification, I'll just do it asap when it pops up then.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 11:23:15 AM
No.720714254
>>720714185
Yeah I'm not sure if they improve it for Gemini but for Cancer the submission period was very short, like 12h to pick your team or get fucked from finals. It felt like a really stupid design choice since it's very easy to miss for normal people with like sleep+work lining up bad with the time.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 11:25:53 AM
No.720714335
i DEMAND QOL cygaymes
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 11:29:26 AM
No.720714475
>>720713934
I think Teio gets a bunch of Energy Heal and Mood events, so she's great to have in your deck.
Kitasan also got good skills overall and a guaranteed Professor of Curvature in particular, which is at the very least decent in all cases. Her Mood events are in her chain events so it's very convenient.
Use Eishin Flash if you build a Late Surger.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 11:43:09 AM
No.720714968
>>720713934
Borrow mlb kitasan and use Halo, Teio and Taishin. If youβre building late surgers then use Eishin.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 11:50:45 AM
No.720715245
I'm sorry Grass...
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 11:56:55 AM
No.720715459
I like many of the earlier uma's sig outfits. They don't look like the gacha overdesign many later umas suffer from. Oh and finally 3* her.