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Anonymous No.536689014 >>536689301 >>536692113 >>536695632 >>536701780
/uma/ - Uma Musume General #1218
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>Game News (EN)
Current Rate Up: Narita Brian (3*), Sakura Chiyono O (SSR), Seeking the Pearl (SR)
8/17 - 8/27: CM Taurus Cup - Tokyo 2400m, left, spring, sunny, firm
8/21 - 8/30: Legend Race
8/28 - 9/10: Story Event
Timeline: https://uma.moe/timeline

>Game News (JP)
Current Rate Up: Rate Up: Still in Love (3*), Stay Gold (SSR), Admire Groove (SSR)
New Umamusume announcement:
>Admire Groove
8/24: 4.5 Anniversary Campaign:
>Login bonus (Max 3000 Carats) & 3000 Carat gift
>Free 10 rolls for 10 days
>Limited missions & shop items
>Trainer's Note release
9/1: New evo skills for Sweep Tosho (Alt), Kawakami Princess (Alt), and Fine Motion
9/4: Legend Race vs Fine Motion (Alt) & Vivlos
9/9: Umasanpo permanent release
Early September: Tachyon's Factor Research
9/22: CM Classic - Kyoto 2000m, right, autumn, sunny, firm
October: CM Sprint - Niigata 1200m, left, autumn, cloudy, firm
November: LoH Dirt - Morioka 1600m, left, autumn

>IP News
Umamusume Cinderella Gray S2 will air on 10/5
Umamusume 6th Live Event Autumn Leg will be held on 10/18-19
Guest Starring:
Alexandros, Ooishi Masayoshi (Day 1), Kageyama Hironobu (Day 2)
https://umamusume.jp/contents/event/tnf6th-autumn/

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Anonymous No.536689089
Teio!
Anonymous No.536689137
THE GOAT
Anonymous No.536689151 >>536689409 >>536692489
Pollmaker here, Round 2 poll has concluded!

-25% more people answered for a total of 254 answers, up from the 199 of Round 1
-90% (Ninety!) of respondents made it to the finals one way or another, with 80% of those in Group A. In other words, don't count on getting anything other than maybe one win
-IPs from 45 countries answered, even some really tiny places. Demographics for the big countries stayed consistent so I'm confident it's the same people and not someone botting

Anyways, good luck and congrats to all who made it to the final day!
If anything, CM2 should be less competitive as there's no easy to run meta comps like this one's Goldship+Oguri+Debuffer combo. There's also no stam equivalent of a godly card like Kitasan everyone's got at MLB or close to it, Super Creek works fine at LB0. So it should be more of a tossup next time.

Next poll will be after the big day, we'll see how /uma/ ends up distributed
PREVIOUS ROUND 1 POLL RESULTS:
>>536426263
https://strawpoll.com/PKgleYPOoZp/results
Anonymous No.536689209 >>536689537
Anonymous No.536689213 >>536690315
Anonymous No.536689280 >>536689390 >>536690141 >>536690267
You will fuck nature
Anonymous No.536689292 >>536690202
Post umas being wives and girlfriends in game, I want to collect more to know who to roll for and get to know more cuties.
Anonymous No.536689294
dreaming of long spark
Anonymous No.536689301 >>536689425
>>536689014 (OP)
Alot of people are quitting due to CM
ITS SO FUCKING OVER
Anonymous No.536689337 >>536689385 >>536689482 >>536689486 >>536689734
what's the worst position rn?
Anonymous No.536689340
>>536689009
Spe is more tamed
Anonymous No.536689357 >>536691498
Anonymous No.536689368
Digitan LOVE
Anonymous No.536689378
Reminder
It is morally correct to rape Torenas
The law abides it
Anonymous No.536689385 >>536689526
>>536689337
Last place.
Anonymous No.536689390
>>536689280
Anonymous No.536689401
SEKAI SAIKYOU WA?
Anonymous No.536689409
>>536689151
I am happy to see we have no street defilers posting from New Delhi ITT. Thanks for compiling the results.
Anonymous No.536689415
Anonymous No.536689425
>>536689301
Nah they're just attention-starved cunts who want people to feel badly about them because they did poorly in cm1.
Anonymous No.536689465
beemu
Anonymous No.536689479
Reposting again since it is a new thread right after posting originally. I'll definitely try again for more Power, maybe firm conditions too since I usually get that 90% of the time, but I'm proud of the build as a fail safe. It's also pretty f2p friendly if you started on a rerolled Kitasan account and rolled till spark on Super Creek imo.
Anonymous No.536689482
>>536689337
Inner bracket
Anonymous No.536689486
>>536689337
I'd say late surger is the most likely to fuck you over, even End Closer is more safe
Anonymous No.536689526
>>536689385
goddammit rudolf
Anonymous No.536689537 >>536689610 >>536689817 >>536689991 >>536690331
>>536689209
it reminded me the rape chart some anon posted
Anonymous No.536689567 >>536690686
>>536689124
disclaimer: this only works if she's the only front runner. Since it's Urara she'll be at the far back, but a slow front causes all umas to enter pace-down mode, and since the only way to leave pace down mode is via velocity skills, umas with velo skills have a massive advantage over those without any.
Anonymous No.536689595 >>536697620
is this card any good?
Anonymous No.536689602 >>536695035
After a bunch of testing i've updated the Gemini Cup Info
Will update again as more info comes up.
Anonymous No.536689608 >>536689843 >>536690218
I spent over 1k on this game but it's just retarded to whale. I need to spend like 1k per banner I want to max out at the prices they have with the pity system they set. Call me a dolphin but I'm good spending like 1k a month on a game, not 1k (sometime x2 if both horse and card are appealing) per 3 weeks, and if I can't compete with other whales I kinda lose interest.

Wonder if there are other 'whales' like me who get disheartened by just how retarded expensive it is to whale in this game or if the leviathans are enough to carry global?
Anonymous No.536689610
>>536689537
Dober would never do that!!!
Anonymous No.536689639 >>536689839
How would (you) spend the summer with your Uma
Anonymous No.536689654 >>536689963
Anonymous No.536689734 >>536689910
>>536689337
Pace for sure. There's just no place in the meta for them atm.
Anonymous No.536689774 >>536689867 >>536689967 >>536690318
Anonymous No.536689817
>>536689537
Being gangraped by Dober, Daiwa, Narita, and King is my dream.
Anonymous No.536689835 >>536689984 >>536690528 >>536690842 >>536697801 >>536697894 >>536697992 >>536700990 >>536703183
Woke up and rushed back to work after not uploading for over two weeks on both of my accountsโ€”finally excited to introduce the comic Iโ€™ve been working on for days, featuring McQueen and her trainerโ€”only to have this happen right after, on my SFW account.

Iโ€™m done dealing with this series, its policing community, and most of all, the hypocrisy of Cygames. I canโ€™t believe even safe-for-work content is being taken down. Iโ€™m not here to point fingers, and I donโ€™t think itโ€™s simply because the artwork removed was heteroโ€”but the irony that yuri content is allowed while hetero isnโ€™t is absurd beyond reason. (Especially since I actually planned to draw yuri myselfโ€”I personally ship McQueen with Rice Shower.) And all this while Still in Love just dropped on the JP servers.

Regardless, this was the final straw. Iโ€™m going back to focusing on my own original work. Fuck this series, fuck the company, and I hope everyone involved gets the karma they deserve.

At the end of the day, Iโ€™m a creator first. My long-term goal has always been to introduce my own OCs and build my own universe, not stay chained to a series that treats its creators like this and drains us mentally. I hope youโ€™ll stick around for meโ€”for my workโ€”rather than for this mess of a franchise.

How you treat your creators will one day bite your ass, that is your karma.
Anonymous No.536689836
Long CM. Come race my bad horses.
83706041
Anonymous No.536689839 >>536689918
>>536689639
she needs to pay for her crimes
Anonymous No.536689843 >>536690060
>>536689608
It's better than having to pull like 3x a weapon in granblue
Anonymous No.536689849 >>536690082 >>536690121 >>536690252 >>536690280 >>536691094
>in demotion range
>demoted
>in promotion range
>promoted
>in demotion range
>demoted
>in promotion range
>promoted
Anonymous No.536689861
While you all struggle to get aces for the whales cup, I will be getting ready for the mile cup...
Anonymous No.536689867
>>536689774
Don't forget to water your horses
Anonymous No.536689910
>>536689734
why do you people post blatant falsehoods like this
Anonymous No.536689918
>>536689839
The crime of being too cute sure...
Anonymous No.536689963
>>536689654
I'm going to try a mont blanc one of these days all thanks to McQueen's obsession with them.
Anonymous No.536689967
>>536689774
Anonymous No.536689980
Anonymous No.536689984
>>536689835
we already talked about this two threads in a row, you don't need to recycle this discussion any more big dawg
Anonymous No.536689991
>>536689537
Vodka, Rudolf and Fine Motion are good girls.
Anonymous No.536690020
I WILL SURVIVE AIEEEEEEE
Anonymous No.536690038
Maiden Charm... I kneel...
Anonymous No.536690048
sniffing Grass Wonder's big sweaty butt
sniffing Tazuna's large sweet smelling butt
Anonymous No.536690060 >>536690414 >>536690672
>>536689843
Is it though... at least in Granblue the only gachas worth a shit were the seasonals so you had time to properly save
Anonymous No.536690082
>>536689849
wow infinite carats
Anonymous No.536690121
>>536689849
Yeah, I've just been repeatedly bouncing between 5-6.
But I'm starting to put in proper TT-specific racers now so that probably won't last too much longer. There are still a few sandbaggers.
Anonymous No.536690141
>>536689280
You can't make me.
I simply won't get hard.
Anonymous No.536690168 >>536690287 >>536690481
Fair warning to you all: I'm going to be unbeatable really soon.
Anonymous No.536690176 >>536690264
>CM ends
>CB begins
kek
Anonymous No.536690202 >>536690439
>>536689292
Such a girlfriend move
Anonymous No.536690206
Anonymous No.536690218 >>536690507 >>536691853
>>536689608
I didn't whale and I'm doing great in the Taurus Cup. F2P and cruising. Skill issue!
Anonymous No.536690223
Anonymous No.536690240 >>536695221
Reminder that we're skipping Gemini Cup
Get those Mile horses ready. Cancer Cup is the next REAL Champion's Meeting.
Anonymous No.536690247 >>536690450 >>536690513
Hurry the fuck up
Anonymous No.536690252
>>536689849
Same, but mostly because my Mile team is kinda ass, hopefully it gets better with outfit Vodka
Anonymous No.536690264
>>536690176
I miss Priconne but there's no way I'd want to do CM prep and juggle CB hits at the same time
Anonymous No.536690267
>>536689280
Nature will be the one doing the fucking
Anonymous No.536690280
>>536689849
>attach torena to one side of the wheel
>rank 5 on the bottom
>rank 6 on the top
Perpetual motion machine
Anonymous No.536690287 >>536690405
>>536690168
SOMEONE STOP HIM
Anonymous No.536690302 >>536690407 >>536690492 >>536690737 >>536692054
Why does my Goldship with a 70% win rate in rated A CM lose nearly 100% of the time in the medium team trial?
Anonymous No.536690312
reminder that you're matched as soon as you register, meaning if you have no patience and registered 3 hours ago, you'll be facing a super whale
Anonymous No.536690315
>>536689213
sex
Anonymous No.536690318 >>536690562 >>536690925 >>536690980 >>536691223 >>536691353 >>536691470 >>536691870 >>536691991 >>536692479 >>536693958 >>536695730 >>536695749 >>536697049 >>536700146 >>536702262
>>536689774
Anonymous No.536690331
>>536689537
>Daiwa
Hilarious
Anonymous No.536690364 >>536690441
>Meta for Long CM
>Comes with Free Maestro

We won
We fucking won
Anonymous No.536690369
Anonymous No.536690375 >>536690438 >>536690516 >>536690564
So what is the counterplay against a Nice Nature that has like 20 debuffs on her
Anonymous No.536690405
>>536690287
HE'S SMOKING THE TURF
Anonymous No.536690406
>"""CM ends"""
>he didn't even make Group B finals
lmao
Anonymous No.536690407
>>536690302
>why does a horse built specifically for 1 track not do well across the board
Anonymous No.536690414 >>536690592
>>536690060
They're adding new power creep skills on every new set of grand weapons or new characters a few days before a gw. It's pretty tiring if you're primal for most elements.
Anonymous No.536690438
>>536690375
Get more green skills.
Anonymous No.536690439 >>536690605
>>536690202
I really can't see Spe as a waifu, just a younger sister/sibling
Anonymous No.536690441
>>536690364
is she really better than regular mayano for cm2?
Anonymous No.536690443
Mayano top bum
Anonymous No.536690450
>>536690247
Groovy wife? More like FRUMPY wife!
Anonymous No.536690469 >>536690526
God damn I love Taiki Shuttle.
Best girl and not even close.
Anonymous No.536690481 >>536690553 >>536690646 >>536690651 >>536690812
>>536690168
Someone explain the joke to me as a retard who just picks cards of umas
Anonymous No.536690485 >>536690571
I can feel this run being a great one bros!
Anonymous No.536690492
>>536690302
Different track conditions
Anonymous No.536690507 >>536690710 >>536691939 >>536691951
>>536690218
I'm doing fine in the Taurus cup. I'm not having an issue with the gameplay. I'm just bitching about how fucking insanely expensive it is to whale in this game. Like it's so expensive that a retard like me who is happy to drop $1k a month on a game, can't even keep up with the 'real' whales in this game. Obviously you can do well F2P, but I want to drop money on the game, but there gets a point where even I feel dumb doing it. I'm just wondering if there are any other typical gacha 'whales' experiencing the same thing.
Anonymous No.536690513
>>536690247
Why Air Grove?
Anonymous No.536690516
>>536690375
run your own or high roll stats
Anonymous No.536690526
>>536690469
HWHERE IS MY SUMMAH VACATIOOOON
Anonymous No.536690528
>>536689835
didn't care for the ikemen, but those mcqueens are cute AF
Anonymous No.536690553
>>536690481
no joke, he has an OP deck
Anonymous No.536690562
>>536690318
Damn horses play soccer now?
Anonymous No.536690564
>>536690375
gold recoveries scale with stamina so a maestro on a 1200 stam isn't as good as another with 1200 stam w/ double circle kyoto racecourse + standard distances
Anonymous No.536690571 >>536691338
>>536690485
I can't read chinese
Anonymous No.536690572
Room for one more set of 3
83706041
Anonymous No.536690592
>>536690414
Fair enough, I haven't played in several years at this point. When I played primal fire it was 4x ixabas + the usual shit, and you only changed it when they came out with a big new seraphic thing. I guess it makes sense given their strategy in uma too
Anonymous No.536690605
>>536690439
Thatโ€™s your decision anon. To me, Spe is the perfect wife
Anonymous No.536690629
i like the game but man the fucking grind is getting to me
1h a day minimum is just not sustainable
Anonymous No.536690646 >>536690908 >>536698041
>>536690481
Guts is not very useful now but gets buffed at some point. The Urara card becomes meta and Tannhauser is solid as well.
Anonymous No.536690651 >>536690908 >>536698041
>>536690481
Guts is kinda useless right now, it's just stamina but for the final sprout
Anonymous No.536690657 >>536690697 >>536690778 >>536690931 >>536691037
Big girl you are beautiful
Anonymous No.536690670
when is the Guts update??
also the agenda tab needs to open asap.
Anonymous No.536690672
>>536690060
that was how the game was back when you swiped away for an ixaba or eden grid, it's a lot worse now in comparison.
Anonymous No.536690675
If you got your solid Retention score for this week's TT, should you keep clicking top opponent option, or it's more prudent to go for bottom?
I'm interested in getting more gift packages, is there any difference between 3 options in terms of % of getting gifts?
Anonymous No.536690686 >>536690735 >>536691264
>>536689750
>>536689567
so the entire strategy relies on the opponent not having velocity skills? When they're the most universally bought skill type after gold recoveries?
seems like too much of a gamble honestly
Anonymous No.536690690 >>536690824 >>536690839 >>536690909 >>536690971 >>536691194 >>536691654
fucking finally, not the best but can finally start farming 9 * Stamina Narita Taishin (and pray it hits Straightaway Spurt)

good part is I can borrow a Taishin with the skills for now too
Anonymous No.536690697
>>536690657
bitch literally has 3 times the cuteness of other girls
Anonymous No.536690710 >>536691079
>>536690507
What are you even whaling for though right now?
Anonymous No.536690735
>>536690686
yeppers
Anonymous No.536690737
>>536690302
TT can be weird, first brian i made is scoring a huge 40k pts often. I put in S med brian made for CM. not pretty
Anonymous No.536690762
im not going to get any wins in group b. it's owari da over for me.
Anonymous No.536690778 >>536690904 >>536690931 >>536691037 >>536691214
>>536690657
Anonymous No.536690812 >>536690908 >>536698041
>>536690481
Guts right now is just a stamina modifier.
After the rework it's bonuses to race start and last spurt capabilities.
Anonymous No.536690824
>>536690690
explode please
Anonymous No.536690839
>>536690690
>that deck
lmao
Anonymous No.536690842
>>536689835
Damn how will we ever live without an artist in the community.
Anonymous No.536690893 >>536691415 >>536691507 >>536692001 >>536692096
Bro, making a long Taishin is such a pain in the ass
Anonymous No.536690904
>>536690778
Lmao it actually shakes the ground? That's incredible
Anonymous No.536690908
>>536690651
>>536690646
>>536690812
Thanks bros
Anonymous No.536690909
>>536690690
>borrow SR
kek
Anonymous No.536690924
this white spark looping thing isn't working out
just going to aim for 7* stam 7* long
Anonymous No.536690925
>>536690318
the 1.2 million pesos incident
Anonymous No.536690931
>>536690657
>>536690778
paizuri
Anonymous No.536690952 >>536691249 >>536691403
Gemini Cup is so fucking RNG it's 10x worse than this CM. Almost everybody is an End Closer so you will get blocked if you're an End Closer. Pace or Late gets fucked by Haru Front and the race becomes even more congested. It feels like you must run a Front Runner to avoid getting blocked. But then the End Closer that didn't get blocked will fuck you anyway.
Anonymous No.536690971
>>536690690
SUGOI WHALE-SAN
Anonymous No.536690980
>>536690318
holy fuck it just dropped, i had no idea a single kick could just do that to another horse.
Anonymous No.536691037 >>536691125 >>536691198 >>536691261
>>536690778
>>536690657
>This woman is 1.8m tall
Japs are surreal
Anonymous No.536691079 >>536691291 >>536691294
>>536690710
Recently dropped a load on the creek banner. Had some real bad luck. Also had to double spark Taishin to get her to 4*. Ended up spending like 1600 on that bullshit. I wanted to go in on the wedding horses, and Yaewa, but I couldn't because I was at my limit.
Anonymous No.536691094
>>536689849
I need a King Halo edit of this
Anonymous No.536691102 >>536691154
winning ticket, more like losing ticket
Anonymous No.536691125
>>536691037
the average japanese woman is like 4ft8
Anonymous No.536691154
>>536691102
more like awful trainer lol
Anonymous No.536691194
>>536690690
Everybody fucking hate you I hope you're aware of that.
Anonymous No.536691198
>>536691037
I'm the same height as her
Anonymous No.536691214 >>536692129
>>536690778
>tiny hat
Anonymous No.536691223 >>536691279
>>536690318
Whyโ€™s his floppy dick out? Was this supposed to be a paid breeding and the mare killed the stud?
Anonymous No.536691249 >>536691410 >>536691510 >>536691606
>>536690952
>Almost everybody is an End Closer so you will get blocked if you're an End Closer.
mid race velocity skills idiot
VF talked about it yesterday, popping mid race velocity skills lets your end closers position better on the outside. thats why the tail combo is valuable, not the shitty speed burst it provides
Anonymous No.536691261 >>536691345 >>536695907
>>536691037
Other umas just aren't that tall
Anonymous No.536691264
>>536690686
Mostly it completely skews any skills with diff_rate. For example with Gemini, it'll just bork anyone who runs Taishin hoping Sleeping Lion will be enough, but it'll never proc. And it's also a CM where there'll probably be a lot less fronts than usual
Anonymous No.536691279
>>536691223
I think that's what it is
Anonymous No.536691291
>>536691079
uma uncaps are pretty bad investment
it sucks that SC drained you but support cards are also gonna be a pick and choose type of battle even for a modestly big spender because of the sheer speed that they release.
Anonymous No.536691294 >>536691438
>>536691079
Why not just wait for the girls you think are cute instead of wasting money whaling the support cards? It makes the game more fun when you have to work hard to train your favourite girls. Support cards are a scam.
Anonymous No.536691338
>>536690571
same
Anonymous No.536691345 >>536691440 >>536691565 >>536691584 >>536691665
>>536691261
Who's the cutie on the left?
Anonymous No.536691353 >>536691473 >>536691801
>>536690318
did the stud actually die here lol
Anonymous No.536691373 >>536691543
>Super creek didn't proc maestro
>No speed rainbows during the summer
ALMOST a perfect run. At least i got this..........
Anonymous No.536691383 >>536691459 >>536691480
Uma to watch Blade Runner with you...
Anonymous No.536691386 >>536691476 >>536691751 >>536692457 >>536693117 >>536693376 >>536693609 >>536697636
People have already made these behemoths.
Anonymous No.536691403
>>536690952
Honestly, I'm probably going to use this anime McQueen I randomly got for that.
Figure with how stamina is for it and how common nature is likely to still be,, her unique has decent odds of going off.
Anonymous No.536691410 >>536691520
>>536691249
>proc mid race velocity
>you're brocked
>skill wasted
Anonymous No.536691415 >>536691687
>>536690893
You can't do it unless you're a whale. You either sacrifice stamina and skill points to get max speed or you sacrifice max speed to get skills and stamina. You cannot have all 3 unless you're a whale.
Anonymous No.536691438
>>536691294
so true, im winning 2 out of 5 cm races with matikanefukukitaru int mlb and borrowed 2lb Creek
Anonymous No.536691440
>>536691345
nishino flower
Anonymous No.536691448 >>536691516
Anonymous No.536691459
>>536691383
Nice Nature
Anonymous No.536691470
>>536690318
>incel horse put in itโ€™s place by girl boss mare
Anonymous No.536691473
>>536691353
yes, the retards pull his head down and it lined up perfectly for a crit
Anonymous No.536691476 >>536691587 >>536691624 >>536691776
>>536691386
>1000 stam
>1 gold
>3rd
hmmmmm I'm noooooooticing
Anonymous No.536691480
>>536691383
scarlet bc we gonna just make out
Anonymous No.536691498
>>536689357
reverse rape
Anonymous No.536691507
>>536690893
>Sleeping Lion
enjoy getting Haru'd and dying
Anonymous No.536691510
>>536691249
I hope you're that gaslight tranny, shilling yourself
because if you're his #1 fan that's even more pathetic
Anonymous No.536691516 >>536691596
>>536691448
soul. shame about the audio
Anonymous No.536691520
>>536691410
thats not how it works you idiot
these skills help you manipulate pace down mechanics and generally get a better position
Anonymous No.536691543 >>536691651
>>536691373
im bias for all things bancho but she has my fav hot spring because of tape story
Anonymous No.536691565
>>536691345
ninshin flower heh heh
Anonymous No.536691584
>>536691345
The right's appetizer
Anonymous No.536691587
>>536691476
That's the medium CM December Domination GolShi. I shudder to think what the long version will look like.
Anonymous No.536691596 >>536691964
>>536691516
well you can download it and post it later without the sound player
Anonymous No.536691606 >>536691785
>>536691249
NTA, but what even is the tail combo? Also, is it more important than straightaway spurt
Anonymous No.536691614
Do they ever add more dirt races? There aren't enough on the calendar.
Anonymous No.536691624
>>536691476
>6L behind
yeah don't do that lol, get another gold recovery
Anonymous No.536691639 >>536691902 >>536691961
Just watched Taishin's hot spring event (I skip everything so I had to check it in the gallery). It's actually quite a nice little scene. Normally these fall flat, but her comments at the end make it less of a boring shit "pretending to hate the person you like" anime scene.
Anonymous No.536691651 >>536691728
>>536691543
What would Biwa say if I tell her I want to marry her sister?
Anonymous No.536691654 >>536701551
>>536690690
Thank you for using my SR card
Anonymous No.536691665
>>536691345
Deflowered.
Anonymous No.536691670
Sloppa Sloppaka
Anonymous No.536691687 >>536691852 >>536691934 >>536692196
>>536691415
I gotta roll on a card banner, look at this shit man
Anonymous No.536691728
>>536691651
she would insist on 3p
Anonymous No.536691750
Special Sloppa
Anonymous No.536691751 >>536691916 >>536692187 >>536695038
>>536691386
>Everyone is like get this skill and this skill and this skill sparked onto your ace.
>Even for a whale training 1200 / 1200 requires you to skip nearly all the optional races leaving you with just barely enough skill points to buy your mandatory golds and one or two other useful skills,
>if you have some good ult parents you don't even need to worry about other white sparks or hints because they'll basically tap all your remaining skill points.

Is the truth that the only white sparks that matter are race and scenario sparks?
Anonymous No.536691773
Spe wife
Anonymous No.536691776
>>536691476
>People
that's obviously a sloppy leftover from taurus cup
notice it has medium S, not long
Anonymous No.536691785 >>536691893
>>536691606
>Ramp up
>Slipstream
>Tail Held High
You basically just get a sudden boost in speed that lasts longer than everyone else's because they proc'd one velocity skill but you proc'd three, forcing your uma to push up the field before the AI can drag her back into a less favourable position when it realises she's an end closer and not at the back of the pack.
Anonymous No.536691801 >>536692039 >>536693284
>>536691353
the audio version of that webm has that horse instantly shit and fart
so he died in an instant
Anonymous No.536691852 >>536692230 >>536700817
>>536691687
Nice Nature wit is coming.
Anonymous No.536691853
>>536690218
post team
Anonymous No.536691870 >>536691981 >>536692065 >>536692202
>>536690318
Why is sex so dangerous?
Anonymous No.536691893 >>536692331 >>536692524
>>536691785
oh neat, I have cards that can get hints for each of those. should I prioritize that over Straightaway Spurt?
Anonymous No.536691902
>>536691639
She's so fucking flat holy shit
Anonymous No.536691910 >>536692121 >>536692414 >>536692531
3 stam 3 speed deck is kind of ass bros...
Anonymous No.536691916
>>536691751

If it doesn't have Straightaway Spurt and Long S, it's bricked
Anonymous No.536691934
>>536691687
Just wait until Christmas for the Kitasan rerun
Anonymous No.536691939
>>536690507
>I'm doing fine in the Taurus cup. I'm not having an issue with the gameplay. I'm just bitching about how fucking insanely expensive it is to whale in this game. Like it's so expensive that a retard like me who is happy to drop $1k a month on a game, can't even keep up with the 'real' whales in this game. Obviously you can do well F2P, but I want to drop money on the game, but there gets a point where even I feel dumb doing it. I'm just wondering if there are any other typical gacha 'whales' experiencing the same thing.
Have you considered playing the long game and using paid 50 daily rolls which are 66% cheaper
Logic being is that the more you roll the better your account will be - and your wallet; you're never going to catch up to some slumlord gambling addict from SEA.

The value you get out of dumping hundreds or thousands on a banner is extremely varied (creek powerspikes at LB1 with +1 stamina then LB3 with 15 friendship gauge), you're better off waiting for the very cheap anniversary bundles.
Anonymous No.536691947 >>536692010 >>536692080 >>536692578
should i use my 2LB kitasan black instead of borrowing a MLB one and borrow a Creek for runs? the diference is so fucking noticeable it's like i never pulled bruh
Anonymous No.536691951 >>536692127
>>536690507
>a retard like me who is happy to drop $1k a month on a game
genuinely curious, what do you do for a living?
Or are you a nepo baby?
Anonymous No.536691961
>>536691639
Anonymous No.536691964 >>536692543
>>536691596
I was talking(hinting) about the audio balance, actually
Anonymous No.536691973 >>536692365 >>536692906
I can't find a club to join, its so over. All the /uma/ clubs are full
Anonymous No.536691981
>>536691870
this is what trainer has been training for his whole life
Anonymous No.536691991 >>536692228
>>536690318
It isn't like this when I do it?
Anonymous No.536692001
>>536690893
just stick with goldship lilbro
taishin is garbage on all fronts
Anonymous No.536692010
>>536691947
If you are a Stamlet yeah thats fair
Anonymous No.536692039 >>536692340 >>536692479 >>536692563 >>536693148 >>536693284 >>536693958
>>536691801
>It's real
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jH5JkYQGMfs
KEK how can owners be so retarded
Anonymous No.536692054
>>536690302
>end closer
>in a non-9 horse track
When you're bl
Anonymous No.536692061
Post horse Tazuna please
Anonymous No.536692064 >>536692906
My club leader just quit, I need a new club
Anonymous No.536692065 >>536692291 >>536692678
>>536691870
Wait till you find out that even just being penetrated can kill a mare because stallions have brains the size of a peanut
Anonymous No.536692080
>>536691947
I have lost to niggers with 2LB Kita and their MLB Creek because their umas simply had better rolls.
Anonymous No.536692087 >>536695365
If I'm targeting grandparent unique skills from inheritance do I have a better chance if I buy the parent's skills before inspiration?
Anonymous No.536692089 >>536692546
That's a real nice Golshi you prepared for the final...
You better hope she's not in a bad mood and that I miss my procs...
Anonymous No.536692096 >>536692190
>>536690893
He tried to warn you
Anonymous No.536692113 >>536692768
>>536689014 (OP)
She's so cute, bros.
Anonymous No.536692121
>>536691910
What's the best all-purpose deck? Who gets the exceptions and special cases? I know Goldship bc end closer
Anonymous No.536692127
>>536691951
I just have a pretty big trust fund, I don't work so I'm not a nepo baby.
Anonymous No.536692129
>>536691214
Nishino bought it but it was a little too big for her so she gifted to akebono
Anonymous No.536692136 >>536692240 >>536692490 >>536692626 >>536692684 >>536693880 >>536697582 >>536697702
Which way torena-san?
Anonymous No.536692184 >>536692574
Spe love!
Anonymous No.536692187
>>536691751
Not having spurt spark basically forces you to run Hishi Amazon SR and even that only gives you 1 hint IF you get it.
Anonymous No.536692190
>>536692096
>even JPWitGAWD said Taishin was weak
Anonymous No.536692196 >>536692973
>>536691687
>1LB Kitasan
You've got me beat lol
Anonymous No.536692202 >>536692564
>>536691870
shes in protective mother mode
you can see even her foal running in the background
Anonymous No.536692228
>>536691991
it is like this when i do it
Anonymous No.536692230 >>536692285 >>536692325
>>536691852
is she good
Anonymous No.536692240
>>536692136
Palmer makes for a better wife.
Anonymous No.536692285
>>536692230
No. She is Umabad.
Anonymous No.536692291
>>536692065
Human dick wins again!
Anonymous No.536692325
>>536692230
she's fine motion for late surgers only.
Anonymous No.536692331
>>536691893
I honestly have no idea. I know it worked good for this current CM, but have no idea how it works on the longer CM. I also forgot Playtime's Over in that list Im pretty sure.
Anonymous No.536692340 >>536692470 >>536692736 >>536693025
>>536692039
>first comment replies
>mares canโ€™t consent itโ€™s all rape
is this true trainers?
Anonymous No.536692365
>>536691973
wait until next month when all of the danchous are going to kick the shiters after receiving the club rewards
Anonymous No.536692406 >>536692509 >>536692586 >>536692625 >>536692650
This Rudolph didn't run out of Stamina in the Gemini race. So much for the 1200 Stamina+3 recovery skills gaslighting kek
Anonymous No.536692414
>>536691910
I prefer 3 WIT 3 GUTS
Anonymous No.536692457
>>536691386
It makes me not even want to try. I can't even get a decent grandparent to attempt to make a decent parent either so I'm gonna be left to borrowing some 9* stamina parent while my own is like 4*.
I have Taishin so I know how much of a pain in the dick her career is so I know I can never reach that level.
Anonymous No.536692458 >>536692589 >>536692750 >>536693421
is it actually a brick to bring too many SSR cards since their event chains are too long and they probably won't all complete
Anonymous No.536692460 >>536692506
:)
Anonymous No.536692464
Why not role one Taishin Ace and then a double debuffer team? Hitting the enemy stamina with two debuffers will be brutal in this CM and with Taishin as your only ace you don't need to worry about spurt spark autism.
Anonymous No.536692470
>>536692340
>YouTube comments
Donโ€™t tell them about male ducks mating practice
Anonymous No.536692479 >>536693284
>>536690318
>>536692039
fucking lmao what a retarded trainer/breeder
Anonymous No.536692483 >>536692683 >>536693605
>Mfw just got off to some really degenerate uma on uma porn
Post some cute images please
Anonymous No.536692489
>>536689151
A T O K
T
O
K
Anonymous No.536692490
>>536692136
leaning towards pokke but it's mostly because of artists that i follow drawing her more cute than how she actually is.
Anonymous No.536692506
>>536692460
G
A
G
Anonymous No.536692509
>>536692406
Check if she can survive 3 to 4 gold debuffs then report back
Anonymous No.536692524
>>536691893
No
Anonymous No.536692531
>>536691910
>4spd
>rainbows everywhere, easy 1200
>3spd
>absolute gamble, need shiraoki-sama to grant you a high roll run
I wish the difference wasn't this stark
Anonymous No.536692543 >>536692626
>>536691964
can't do anything about that
Anonymous No.536692546 >>536692846 >>536692949 >>536693797 >>536693946
>>536692089
Hesitate does fucking nothing. Only Dominator does anything
Anonymous No.536692563 >>536693284 >>536693389
>>536692039
Sadly, this is what happens when you have careless horse owners/breeders. If they had noticed the body language and signals that the mare was giving off, they would have been able to prevent this. The mare was clearly agitated, and just wanted to get back to her foal, whom she was separated from. Maybe she even considered the stallion as a threat to her foal, and dealt with him accordingly. This mare had immense emotional pressure put on her from the people, the stallion, and anxiety of being away from her foal. It's also a real shame that such a gorgeous stallion was killed due to this negligence. If they didn't force him to stay in the same spot, so close to the irritated mare, he probably could have moved out of the way before she landed a kick on him. Some people should just not own horses, period.
Anonymous No.536692564
>>536692202
I just saw that at the end of the clip. Are these breeders retarded?
Anonymous No.536692574
>>536692184
L-lewdโ€ฆ
Anonymous No.536692578
>>536691947
Yeah, you just gotta tough it out and hope you hit that one run where Kitasan acts like she has MLB specialty priority
Anonymous No.536692586 >>536692803
>>536692406
lol
i guarantee you this dies on Gemini
Anonymous No.536692589
>>536692458
I've failed to proc Maestro with 3 SRs in my deck, it's all RNG.
Anonymous No.536692625 >>536692803
>>536692406
>sub 1k singular gold
you are so beyond cooked, lil bro thinks people won't crab with nigger nature fr fr.
Anonymous No.536692626
>>536692136
left, because I'm not a Movie/OVA only faggot. I got for quality wives, not skanks.
>>536692543
i meaaaaaaaan technically you could've, but that needs effort which isn't worth it for 4chin.
Anonymous No.536692636
I use 2 stam 2 spd 1 wit 1 green woman
Anonymous No.536692650
>>536692406
your stamina eater?
Anonymous No.536692678
>>536692065
Thatโ€™s why mares like goldship, he was gentle during sex
Anonymous No.536692683
>>536692483
you chose that hell
Anonymous No.536692684
>>536692136
Palmer 100%
Anonymous No.536692707
Pokke hand holding, kisses, and sex
Anonymous No.536692726 >>536692758 >>536692935 >>536692996
Anyone answer this? I think I might be special... the finals titles on the rewards...only 1st place gets them all or is it 1-3rd each get the title per place??
Anonymous No.536692736 >>536692815 >>536692817 >>536692823 >>536693014
>>536692340
>Daiwa was raped 11 times
WTF
Anonymous No.536692750 >>536692921
>>536692458
I actually appreciate R cards more if they have the hint I need, even just one R card in a parent deck makes things a lot smoother.
Anonymous No.536692758
>>536692726
only 1st
Anonymous No.536692767 >>536692864
My honse prepared for the wrong finals.
Anonymous No.536692768
>>536692113
My penis goes into overdrive when I think about the huge HONKERS she has underneath that cute exterior.
Anonymous No.536692803
>>536692586
>>536692625
It isn't my horse faggots
Anonymous No.536692815
>>536692736
all by trainer
Anonymous No.536692817
>>536692736
All me
Anonymous No.536692823
>>536692736
By me
Anonymous No.536692846
>>536692546
>he says as his uma slows to a crawl then fucking dies on the track
Anonymous No.536692864
>>536692767
post skill cancer
Anonymous No.536692870 >>536692930 >>536693131
lol dumb whorse
Anonymous No.536692871
Anonymous No.536692906 >>536693894 >>536695789
>>536691973
>>536692064

If either of you anons are very active toreina-sans I can get your id and have you in next month.

see >>536686625
Anonymous No.536692912
r8 my dumbass super-retarded Goldshi
Anonymous No.536692921
>>536692750
The trade off is usually them having hint 1 or low hint chance but if itโ€™s for great grandparent sparking then itโ€™s fine.
Anonymous No.536692925
Strangely smexual
Anonymous No.536692930
>>536692870
grass wonder wouldn't say that...
Anonymous No.536692935
>>536692726
you have ONE (1) (UNO) try against randomly prematched opponents, winner takes all
90% win rate prior to this match means nothing
Anonymous No.536692938 >>536692983 >>536693037 >>536693113 >>536693165 >>536693462
Umas that would riot if you refused to be in a relationship with them?
Anonymous No.536692949
>>536692546
hesitant is 60% of dominator, Murmur is 33% of Mystifying Murmur. If anything, the basic stamina debuffs are weak
Anonymous No.536692973 >>536693142
>>536692196
>1200 speed with worse cards than mine
It's so fucking Teiover
Anonymous No.536692983 >>536693217
>>536692938
Mayano Top Gun
Anonymous No.536692994 >>536693056
Is there a way to get the DMM version and the Global Steam version to work without having to reinstall one of them every single time? I'm having fun on both but I don't really want to keep doing this.
Anonymous No.536692996
>>536692726
>only 1st place gets them all or is it 1-3rd each get the title per place??
Winner takes all, even the bronze title
2nd and 3rd get nothing
Anonymous No.536693014
>>536692736
this happened in the scalding summer of '92...
Anonymous No.536693025 >>536694293
>>536692340
not only is it true, rape is mandatory for race horses:
>To be registered as a Thoroughbred, a foal must be the product of a โ€œlive cover,โ€ meaning a witnessed natural mating of a stallion and a mare. Though artificial insemination and embryo transfer are possible and common in other horse breeds, it is banned with Thoroughbreds.
Anonymous No.536693037 >>536693217 >>536693247
>>536692938
Raisu
Anonymous No.536693056
>>536692994
emulator
Anonymous No.536693113 >>536693217
>>536692938
Curren 100%
Anonymous No.536693117
>>536691386
>the guy with mlb kita, mlb creek and all mlb SRs can't hit 1200 stamina with respectable speed
Anonymous No.536693131
>>536692870
>looks like your horse had trouble breaking through traffic
Anonymous No.536693142
>>536692973
I have twice as many speed cards as your deck has, providing you're the lad I was replying to. It's just pure numbers at that point. The Taishin is also basically unusable because of the stamina anyway.
Anonymous No.536693148 >>536693239 >>536693256 >>536693284 >>536693290 >>536693294 >>536693320 >>536693358 >>536693387 >>536693552 >>536693653 >>536693958 >>536694297 >>536694430 >>536694641 >>536700384
>>536692039
Damn man look at his face.
Anonymous No.536693165
>>536692938
that new horse who is psychotic
Anonymous No.536693217
>>536692983
>>536693037
>>536693113
the sex umas...
Anonymous No.536693239
>>536693148
He looks at peace while sleeping
Anonymous No.536693247 >>536693562
>>536693037
she would probably kill you and then kill herself
Anonymous No.536693256
>>536693148
so cute
he's sleeping, dreaming of big booty mares
Anonymous No.536693284 >>536693616 >>536694294
>>536692039
>>536691801
>>536692479
>>536692563
>>536693148
Wait so having a teaser horse then get replaced by a stallion was a fiction from some doujin I read or are Amersharts to lazy to get a teaser?
Anonymous No.536693290
>>536693148
>I died the way I lived
>Trying to rape horses
> :D
Anonymous No.536693294
>>536693148
Anonymous No.536693320
>>536693148
Teio, get up
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Anonymous No.536693358
>>536693148
bro got heemed
Anonymous No.536693376 >>536693445 >>536693987 >>536694109
>>536691386
Why the Bakushin SSR card?
Anonymous No.536693387 >>536695672
>>536693148
What is his name?
Anonymous No.536693389 >>536693729
>>536692563
why did you copy paste a 3 year old comment from the video
Anonymous No.536693407
Still in love would be fine seeing me training another uma for their career right? After all she already graduated and I still need to bring in the dough.
Anonymous No.536693421
>>536692458
Purely RNG
I had some runs complete 4 full SSR events by mid classic year and some runs with literally just SC not getting maestro ever
Anonymous No.536693426 >>536693527
>hanging out with my trainee and I pop a semi
>try to talk to her but she gets anxious
>she kicks me in the head and kills me instantly and I shit and fart everywhere
Anonymous No.536693445
>>536693376
It's a good statstick
Anonymous No.536693462 >>536693513
>>536692938
Special week
Anonymous No.536693463
Anonymous No.536693483
training grandparents is annoying as hell not gonna lie
Anonymous No.536693513 >>536693621
>>536693462
spe isn't even for (You)
Anonymous No.536693527
>>536693426
her kick would bounce off you for being a trainer protected by the three goddesses
Anonymous No.536693539 >>536693653 >>536694571
FUCK YOU CYJEWS
Anonymous No.536693552
>>536693148
Look he's smiling! :^D
Anonymous No.536693562 >>536693662
>>536693247
>she has panic attacks and skips scouting races despite signing up for them, you find her crying and decide to scout her
>toreina gets Amazonโ€™s permission to go to the Uma dorm and talk to her as sheโ€™s crying in a closet the day of her debut race
>she completely relies on you as her source of confidence, calls you onii-sama because of her favorite book
>reject her after she confesses
Toreina is a bad person
Anonymous No.536693585
Could Marvelous Sunday defeat the demon Still in Love?
Anonymous No.536693594
tbqh if i could make it into A finals with a shitter 2* golshi and rudolf i think i shouldn't go autism for gemini
Anonymous No.536693605
>>536692483
I bet most of the degenerate stuff is of Scarlet
Anonymous No.536693609
>>536691386
Yeah I'm not fucking bothering
This one was already bad enough with the Gold Ship/Oguri spam but at least any halfway decent medium uma had a shot at winning. Gemini is gonna be the Gold Ship two: Taishin boogaloo and anyone else is just gonna fucking die due to the stam requirements.
Anonymous No.536693616
>>536693284
>Amersharts
theyre beaners and they saved a couple of pesos by doing it raw
Anonymous No.536693621 >>536693663 >>536693832 >>536693939 >>536693951
>>536693513
Spe has incest fantasies about her deadbeat dad.
Anonymous No.536693653 >>536693714
>>536693148
mfw when >>536693539
Anonymous No.536693662 >>536693763
>>536693562
rice is the kind of girl that would actually do ANYTHING toreina ask her to... imagine...
Anonymous No.536693663
>>536693621
Anonymous No.536693691
GENTILDONNA GONNA SEX TRAINERS, RUN ANONS I WILL HOLD HER OFF.
Anonymous No.536693714
>>536693653
kek
Anonymous No.536693729
>>536693389
No good reason
Anonymous No.536693763 >>536694061
>>536693662
no... not homemade rice pudding after every meal...
Anonymous No.536693768
Anonymous No.536693776
>have to breed miling into urara
...
Anonymous No.536693782 >>536693935
Have you guys prepped 2 sparks for neicha wit and 2 more for riceriko? You need them mlb to keep up you know
Anonymous No.536693797
>>536692546
Hesitate and Tether have murdered umas
Anonymous No.536693832
>>536693621
uhh not really
Anonymous No.536693880
>>536692136
Palmer because fronttards are fun
https://youtu.be/Lwtb4RAclDs?si=YTcw9x-yMVWC44n8
Anonymous No.536693894 >>536694923
>>536692906
326807698001 is my ID toreina-san
Anonymous No.536693897
gn
Anonymous No.536693935 >>536694134 >>536694341
>>536693782
Is Neicha wit better than Fine Motion or nah?

Also

>swinging maestro but power

Doesnโ€™t sound very good desu
Anonymous No.536693939
>>536693621
Say his name!
Anonymous No.536693946 >>536694004
>>536692546
bitch Dominator is not going to do shit on goldships
Anonymous No.536693951
>>536693621
The dad is me btw
Anonymous No.536693958
>>536690318
>>536692039
>>536693148
only humans are allowed to breed mares
Anonymous No.536693987
>>536693376
Probably speed bonus + high starting friendship to start Bakushining into rainbows with Kita ASAP
Anonymous No.536694004
>>536693946
I've seen dominator kill gold ship's momentum many times during the last spurt. It matters
Anonymous No.536694036
kingu...
Anonymous No.536694061
>>536693763
Hamburg steak every night
Anonymous No.536694109
>>536693376
It's nearly as good as biko mlb, both are stat sticks
Anonymous No.536694134
>>536693935
Only if you want to build a late surger.
Anonymous No.536694150 >>536694292 >>536694338 >>536694356 >>536694427 >>536694447 >>536695135 >>536701841
Have you ever failed a career because of Hopeless Stakes?
Anonymous No.536694170
Anonymous No.536694192 >>536694439 >>536694656
The classic no-rainbows-in-the-last-3-turns run.
Anonymous No.536694193 >>536694279
Is 4 gold stam recovery skills too much? I just got Best Foot Forward on a Tachyon run
Anonymous No.536694207
Anyone else getting a connection error on login?
Anonymous No.536694208 >>536694305 >>536694309 >>536694382 >>536694625
welfare nature looks better ngl
Anonymous No.536694237
I can't believe I'm almost 100 million wtf...
Anonymous No.536694279 >>536694426
>>536694193
Anonymous No.536694292
>>536694150
Yesterday...
Anonymous No.536694293
>>536693025
I remember reading some post here that mares will piss to indicate ovulation and studs will lick their swollen pussies. How can it all be rape then?
Anonymous No.536694294
>>536693284
>are Amersharts
Anonymous No.536694297
>>536693148
literally me on the weekends
Anonymous No.536694305
>>536694208
race bonus bwo
Anonymous No.536694306
>literally 3 fucking days of only requesting dirt shoes
What the fuck is wrong with my club. I'm literally going to have to leave over this shit. Are they just fucking retarded? Have I retardedly enabled them by giving them their request for dirt shoes up until now?
Anonymous No.536694308 >>536694653
Marriage with Gentildonna
Anonymous No.536694309 >>536694516 >>536694547
>>536694208
>this is the card people say is must pull
Where's that gaslight dancer pic when you need it
Anonymous No.536694320
Goodnight bros
Anonymous No.536694338
>>536694150
No. I'm not retarded and I run the G3 before it
Anonymous No.536694341 >>536695069
>>536693935
Rice is apparently very good for the next scenario due to her scenario link on top of having maestro
Anonymous No.536694356
>>536694150
On McQueen runs I always double race in December just in case
Anonymous No.536694382
>>536694208
no specialty prio or hint bonus means there's basically never a reason to run free nature over a different card
Anonymous No.536694426
>>536694279
AI SOVL
Anonymous No.536694427
>>536694150
at least twice
Anonymous No.536694430
>>536693148
>dies smiling
maybe itโ€™s the rapes we had along the way that makes life worth living
Anonymous No.536694439
>>536694192
I'm so cooked for Gemini. What deck did you use for this one?
Anonymous No.536694447
>>536694150
Yeah because I like the thrill
Anonymous No.536694516
>>536694309
NN wit is good for MANT due to 15% race bonus. The specialty priority and hint just makes it better
Anonymous No.536694545
Anonymous No.536694546 >>536695062
Why is she for (You)?
Anonymous No.536694547
>>536694309
Who says to pull that? I've just seen people say to pull Machikane and Riko
Anonymous No.536694549
damn, spicaman looks like THAT
Anonymous No.536694559
>it's another guts/wits episode
>also 1*
It's all so tiring. It doesn't even give me double circles.
Anonymous No.536694571
>>536693539
Kek shouda joined open league instead of being a retard like some anons here
Anonymous No.536694598
Anonymous No.536694603 >>536694723
Anonymous No.536694604
Anonymous No.536694625
>>536694208
Stats aside, isn't SSR Nature insanely good for Late Surgers because she has access to On Your Left
Anonymous No.536694641 >>536694772 >>536694835 >>536694882 >>536694902 >>536694958 >>536694975 >>536695926
>>536693148
Anonymous No.536694653
>>536694308
What would it be like?
Anonymous No.536694656
>>536694192
Iโ€™m so sorry
Anonymous No.536694723 >>536695090
>>536694603
did you record this using your phone mic?
Anonymous No.536694772
>>536694641
kek
Anonymous No.536694835
>>536694641
>goal : breed
kek
Anonymous No.536694882
>>536694641
i feel horrible knowing that this horse is actually dead but i can't help but cackle
Anonymous No.536694902
>>536694641
KEK
Anonymous No.536694916
Damn now that's a Special Week.
Anonymous No.536694923 >>536695728 >>536696096
>>536693894
Oh ho ho ho! Iโ€™ve got you written down anon! Expect invite the morning of the 1st!
Just to be sure since everyone will have a lot more fans than you right now: you are looking to play consistently (in the range of 50mil+ fans per month)?
Anonymous No.536694945
Anonymous No.536694949 >>536695049 >>536695096
How much is a gold stam recovery skill worth in stamina again?
Anonymous No.536694958
>>536694641
I shouldn't be laughing at this but I was thinking of doing it myself too
Anonymous No.536694975
>>536694641
Just send him to the infirmary
Anonymous No.536695035
>>536689602
>single sta number instead of breaking it out by style (lowest for ends, highest for pace)
wrong
>taishin above golshi
also wrong

and make straightaway spurt 3x bigger than the rest of the skills to watch out for
Anonymous No.536695038
>>536691751
Yes you can get straightaway spurt from support card, red and blue sparks are must have
Anonymous No.536695049
>>536694949
200~
Anonymous No.536695056
>joining the club with the guy rotating 4 different clubs like some kind of divegrass league
anon... don't do this...
Anonymous No.536695062
>>536694546
Carries the spirit and charisma of Tom Cruise
Anonymous No.536695069
>>536694341
>tazuna and super creek in one

Scary. . .
Anonymous No.536695090 >>536696078
>>536694723
whoever posted the clip to x the everything app might have
Anonymous No.536695096
>>536694949
>again
I never told you my name
Anonymous No.536695116 >>536695335 >>536695409
>Finally get to breed
>Get kicked in the head and die
Damn...
Anonymous No.536695128
Training Grass Wonder is a fucking pain in the ass.
Anonymous No.536695135
>>536694150
I've never been out of the top 3 in Hopeful Stakes.
Anonymous No.536695141 >>536696375
>happy couple minding their own business
>see NTR
>immediately freak out
Regardless of context, my porn broken brain found this to be extremely funny.
Anonymous No.536695143
Anonymous No.536695164 >>536695358 >>536695561
I'm worried my danchou is gonna kick my ass out the moment the month rolls over
what do I do?
Anonymous No.536695217 >>536696250
I think I have a problem
Anonymous No.536695221
>>536690240
this btw
Anonymous No.536695335 >>536695860
>>536695116
>Finally get to breed
>Kick and kill the mare you're meant to mate with
Anonymous No.536695358 >>536695479 >>536695503
>>536695164
why would he kick you after the month ends? He should kick you beforehand so you don't get gibs
Anonymous No.536695365
>>536692087
No, every spark has an individual chance to activate, its not like with skill hints where you can remove skills from the pool
Anonymous No.536695404
is the best strat running grass wonder/tachyon for access to double dominator while still being able to use rudolf's card?
Anonymous No.536695409
>>536695116
Donโ€™t forget
>stupid human forces your head down so you canโ€™t avoid the kick
Anonymous No.536695479 >>536695707
>>536695358
He can't now cause it's too late in the month and no one's gonna fill the slot before then
Anonymous No.536695485
Anonymous No.536695503 >>536695707
>>536695358
Would that not penalize the entire club?
Anonymous No.536695529 >>536695602 >>536695665 >>536695679 >>536698494 >>536699424
Can I cope and call this a good enough parent for Taishin? (Grandparents are decent)
Anonymous No.536695561
>>536695164
>what do I do?

Talk to him? Unless youโ€™re not doing the average or minimum or quota or whatever, in which donโ€™t take the kick personally and join a more casual club
Anonymous No.536695594 >>536695906 >>536696365
Can anyone tell me visual mechanics of when you scout trainees? If Akikawa comes out instead of Tazuna, it's a guaranteed rainbow right? And if the headlights says Eclipse First then it's also a rainbow?
Anonymous No.536695602 >>536695731
>>536695529
why
Anonymous No.536695632 >>536695826 >>536696631 >>536697036
>>536689014 (OP)
I wish cygames would add the fake uma to the game. Yeah they don't have the appeal of the real world horse lore, but the designs and story are so good it'd be a waste not to use them
Anonymous No.536695665 >>536695739 >>536695840
>>536695529
No Spurt? You're missing the 1 thing you want on a parent
Anonymous No.536695672
>>536693387
Old Man Neigha
Anonymous No.536695679
>>536695529
Taishin doesn't care about skills
She just wants the stats
All she needs is Encroaching Shadow a bunch of simple to get shit
Anonymous No.536695684
Anonymous No.536695707 >>536696164
>>536695479
>>536695503
Why would it? Unless you're sitting at an important threshold it doesn't matter. Going from rank 340 to rank 370 isn't gonna do anything.
Anonymous No.536695728 >>536696602
>>536694923
yeah i had slacked pretty hard for a bit on getting fans, but now im playing much more consistently
Anonymous No.536695730
>>536690318
Those farts after he got KO'd.
Anonymous No.536695731 >>536695868
>>536695602
Because I only get 3 decent parent attempts per day since I need a guest to make the grand parents good, and I also only get 3 attempts to train Taishin per day because I need a guest to make her parents good.
Anonymous No.536695739
>>536695665
>no spurt
>taishin
bwo...
Anonymous No.536695749
>>536690318
it looks like her hoofs didn't even contact his head
Anonymous No.536695789 >>536696602
>>536692906
My Trainer ID is 460940237259
I play 6 hours a day and spend 5-10 USD a day for carat
Anonymous No.536695826 >>536696105
>>536695632
Clinging on for my NZ horses. Also Michelle
Anonymous No.536695840 >>536696095
>>536695665
>parent for taishin
>spurt
Anonymous No.536695857
i'm spurting in your uma's straightaways
Anonymous No.536695860
>>536695335
Sex.
Anonymous No.536695868
>>536695731
at least try to get a 2* stat with long
Anonymous No.536695871
yeah, I think my gemini cup ace is ready.
Anonymous No.536695885 >>536696202 >>536697021 >>536697332 >>536697851 >>536698534
>poor family
>always see pretty umas racing on tv
>they look so sparkling and wonderful
>dream to be one of them
>family notice it
>they work hard to gather money
>they sew you a costume
>quality is bad but you are happy
>finally send you to tracen academy
>you want to make your family proud
>race day
>you aren't the main character
Anonymous No.536695896 >>536696112
I only roll big breasted Uma
>Rice spooked me on my random Uma tix
Fuuckkkkk
Anonymous No.536695906 >>536696128
>>536695594
The door can change too. And when it opens, the lens flare briefly becomes rainbow colored.
Anonymous No.536695907
>>536691261
Cute pair
Anonymous No.536695926 >>536696101 >>536696152 >>536696226 >>536696867
>>536694641
>The owner of this Stallion, worth 250k, did NOT give permission for these asshats to breed him to any mare. They tried to take advantage while boarding him to breed him to one of their mares...clearly having NO IDEA how to properly breed a mare. Most top breeders use a vet to artificially inseminate the mare with the stallions 'seed'. This way, it's safe and much less chance for any injuries. This was completely negligent and criminal. Stallion owner sued of course, but how do replace years of line breeding
If real that fucking sucks
Anonymous No.536695983
Surely i can get to 900 stam...
Anonymous No.536696078
>>536695090
ah, that explains it. thanks!
Anonymous No.536696095
>>536695840
>anon doesn't understand the concept of getting hints for spurt so that it's cheaper
Anonymous No.536696096
>>536694923
If you still have a future opening, I might need a new club.
466172630858
Anonymous No.536696101
>>536695926
Tamamo Chud would never allow a filthy mare do that to him
Anonymous No.536696105 >>536696382 >>536696657
>>536695826
I NEED her to dunk on me.
Anonymous No.536696112
>>536695896
giving birth 10 times should turn her into a C-cup at least.
Anonymous No.536696128
>>536695906
Thatโ€™s how I got my Oguri
Anonymous No.536696152
>>536695926
I do this when I borrow my clubmates' trainees
Anonymous No.536696164 >>536696801
>>536695707
we're a sub 100 club
Anonymous No.536696174 >>536696198 >>536697071
I had sex with my Uma and now she won't leave me alone
Anonymous No.536696181
Cozy uma hugs doko...
Anonymous No.536696190
Petition to change the stat break point for the better spark odds from 1100 to 700 and from 600 to 350. Give me a (you) if you agree and I'll send the screenshot to Umamusume discord where the community team will forward it to Cygames.
Anonymous No.536696198
>>536696174
why would your wife leave you alone?
Anonymous No.536696202
>>536695885
When I started playing this game, one of the horses in the tutorial was very cute and I wanted her only to later discover she was an NPC horse...
Anonymous No.536696218
Well, all locked in on my uma team. I've gotten further than I thought I would, group A. All I can do is try to stop myself from getting too hopeful so it's not so soul crushing when I get dead last place. The only runs where I got any wins at all were the times I lucked out and got a 3/5. Every single other run was 0/5.
Anonymous No.536696225 >>536696319
Homestretch haste or ramp up?
Anonymous No.536696226
>>536695926
>Breed a horse with perfect sparks
>He dies
Anonymous No.536696248 >>536696496 >>536696527 >>536696561 >>536696749 >>536696846 >>536696975 >>536697178 >>536697351 >>536697439
i love my fat american wife
Anonymous No.536696250
>>536695217
could always do better
Anonymous No.536696258
Danchou... forgive me
I have to spend on wife top gun and not fan boost cards...
Anonymous No.536696308
What about McQueen
Anonymous No.536696319
>>536696225
ramp up, maybe home stretch if you've capped speed with S distance
Anonymous No.536696365 >>536696861
>>536695594
The doors are
> Tazuna + normal door = 1-2* and can upgrade to rainbow
>Tazuna+ golden door (or just different) = bait gold that upgrades to rainbow
> Akikawa = rainbow gate right away (schizos say its also the rate up all the time)
Then for the name above the gates
> Long Shot Star = ITS OVER unless you luck shit
and there's "Favorite Star" and "Eclipse first (...)" which im not 100% sure on, Eclipse is most likely guaranteed 3* as well
Anonymous No.536696368
Checked my carat hoard for the first time in two weeks after getting a first-time Class 6 promotion. Building a safety spark net for swimsuit hag when she comes around, but once I get past that into something like 35k range, hopefully throw a 10-pull every 1-2 weeks to break some SRs because man, having 0LB Eishin and Manhattan has been pretty ass.
Anonymous No.536696369 >>536696458 >>536696825 >>536698247 >>536698632 >>536698741 >>536698920 >>536698943 >>536699079 >>536699121 >>536699329 >>536699392 >>536700427
You've got one thing right about me Anon. That I am an esl. However I'm something far more worst than a seanigger. I'm French Canadian.
Anonymous No.536696375
>>536695141
NTR is so silly
Anonymous No.536696382
>>536696105
How can Hishi Amazon even compete with a REAL jungle woman?
Anonymous No.536696439 >>536696576
There is no way even a whale can get 1200/1200 speed/stam and also get enough skill points to buy many skills past their golds is there?
Anonymous No.536696458
>>536696369
How does it feel to be in the communist hellscape of Montreal?
Anonymous No.536696496
>>536696248
I can't quite tell how fat she is. Could we maybe strip her down to be half-naked?
Anonymous No.536696527
>>536696248
fuck yeah burger and pote chip wife
Anonymous No.536696547 >>536697223
Anonymous No.536696561 >>536696712
>>536696248
Love her Shuttles.
Anonymous No.536696576
>>536696439
The actual stats for this CM are like 1200/1200/600/450/400. Skills are 2+ gold recovery skills, shadow/spurt, groundwork, right-handed, spring runner etc. I don't think you can get that without whaling.
Anonymous No.536696602 >>536696893
>>536695728
Sounds good toreina-san, we want people that just have fun and play a lot rather than struggle over quota, specially since the monthly rewards will even out all the carat refills anyway. See you in a week!

>>536695789
Got you written down anon! You can also expect invite the morning of the first but Iโ€™ll have to ask you the same thing I dis the other anon since your current fan count is below average: are you sure you want a super-active club? (Going by your playtime I would assume yes but fans gained is what will impact the rest of the members the most)
Anonymous No.536696631
>>536695632
They literally do have the real horse lore though, they just have the names changed because they didn't get permission the way they did for the Japanese horses.
Anonymous No.536696654
So when making a parent for Golshi, all I want is a parent with 2* and spurt?
Anonymous No.536696657
>>536696105
Based and amazonpilled
Anonymous No.536696663 >>536696974
Consider:
Taiki looking at you like this
Anonymous No.536696686 >>536698054 >>536698172
Which uma is best for long front so I donโ€™t have to think about urara meme teams?
Anonymous No.536696691 >>536696842
(7* long, 2* End, 4* star Turf) or (12* long, 2* End, 1* Mile ) for my end closer gemini parents? Other sparks are comparable.
Anonymous No.536696712 >>536696802 >>536696813 >>536696902
>>536696561
So many horses have this kind of animation.
Anonymous No.536696749
>>536696248
all of that weight goes right to her tits so it's perfectly fine
Anonymous No.536696786 >>536696832 >>536696901
>Failed a +60 speed training with 15% failure
>Mile S did not trigger (6 mile sparks)
>Turf S did not trigger (9 turf sparks)

FUGGGGGGGGGGGGG
Anonymous No.536696801
>>536696164
And? If anything that makes it worse because your danchou will know what rank the club will end up in if he kicks you. If you're rank 40 with 1 hour left there's no chance you get the top 30 gibs and kicking you won't drop your club out of the top 100.
Anonymous No.536696802
>>536696712
fast cowgirl
Anonymous No.536696813
>>536696712
How many of them are Taiki, though? Exactly.
Anonymous No.536696825
>>536696369
Anonymous No.536696831
Big bouncy tits actually help umas run faster, because of the erodynamics
Anonymous No.536696832 >>536696958
>>536696786
show deck
Anonymous No.536696842
>>536696691
make a decent long S ace with the latter then swap to the former to gamble double S
Anonymous No.536696846 >>536699465
>>536696248
Are there Ushimusume who's meat they harvest to make burgers in the Umamusume world?
Anonymous No.536696861
>>536696365
Akikawa just means that you had a rare enough roll of 10 in general. Can be any combo of rainbows and golds so long as it beats some invisible threshold
Anonymous No.536696862 >>536696963 >>536697223
Anonymous No.536696867
>>536695926
thats why you should always milk your umas and freeze their love juice just in case.
>replace years of line breeding
you can still collect semen after they die if youre quick enough. but they are probably too retarded to do that
Anonymous No.536696893 >>536697309
>>536696602
yup am fine with it. will try my best.
if ever, you can give me a trial period and kick me if i cannot satisfy the requirements
Anonymous No.536696901 >>536697096
>>536696786
like zero stamina
Anonymous No.536696902
>>536696712
can't wait to see hishi akebonos huge titties bouncing post-race...
Anonymous No.536696930 >>536697102
What is "Goo Goo Babies"?
Anonymous No.536696958
>>536696832
It could be better but it's all i managed to get dumping 30k carats in kitasan banner (didnt even lb2 her)
Anonymous No.536696963
>>536696862
im sure rice has one too
Anonymous No.536696974
>>536696663
>tits squeezed to look smaller
I hate it. Never post shit like this ever again
Anonymous No.536696975 >>536697163
>>536696248
>"What do you mean unhealthy eating?"
>continues eating hamburger
Anonymous No.536696982 >>536697057
why does this brian let herself sit at last place in the mid race? is it just the lack of mid race velocity skills or is she just witlet because i feel like she should win a lot more than she does
Anonymous No.536696996 >>536697394
Is there any benefit to giving grandparent Umas inherited uniques?
Anonymous No.536697021
>>536695885
The NPC Umas are there to remind you that only the top Tracen students ever accomplish anything.
Anonymous No.536697036 >>536697521
>>536695632
>Obey Your Master
>Folkqueen
>Fujimasu March
if they won't be playable, just make them npcs at very least. i wanna see them as support cards or scenario umas.
>Dictus Striker
>Yoshino Prevail
>Snow In Hazard
these ones are already in Tracen but not named after the horse they're based on, just get the rights and keep their design.
Anonymous No.536697049
>>536690318
i didnt even notice he had his pecker swinging around until now
Anonymous No.536697057
>>536696982
yes and yes
Anonymous No.536697071
>>536696174
You fell into one of the classic blunders!
Anonymous No.536697096
>>536696901
do you need 800 stamina in 1600m now?
Anonymous No.536697102
>>536696930
sex in the missionary
Anonymous No.536697104
Oguri it's not good to have sex after eating
Anonymous No.536697153 >>536697487 >>536697646
Post your finals ACE
Anonymous No.536697162
>2nd place in the Arima Kinen with El Condor Pasa
Anonymous No.536697163 >>536698294
>>536696975
>"Trainer-san, the advertisement said it's made with 100% beef so it must be healthy!"
Anonymous No.536697178
>>536696248
>incorporate some healthier eating habits.
NOOOOOO YOU CAN'T DO THAT TO AN AMERICAN SHE'LL DIE
Anonymous No.536697223
>>536696862
>>536696547
My lover.
Anonymous No.536697227 >>536697349 >>536697358
NPC Uma anime when?
Anonymous No.536697284 >>536697343 >>536697387 >>536697437 >>536697463 >>536697628 >>536697675 >>536699157 >>536706484
This shit does not look appetizing.
Anonymous No.536697301 >>536697391
>have the shittiest run for McQueen
>barely any cards got through their storylines
>clocked twice for the autumn tenno sho
>picrel
Wtf
Anonymous No.536697309 >>536698945
>>536696893
sounds good anon, I donโ€™t think youโ€™ll struggle at all since minimum usually takes like 90mins/day of playtime but if anything happens youโ€™ll get a heads up
Anonymous No.536697332
>>536695885
Hors is hard work
Anonymous No.536697343
>>536697284
yes it does
Anonymous No.536697349
>>536697227
Special Week is an NPC.
Anonymous No.536697351
>>536696248
Dumbass trainer, potatoes are literally a vegetable and burgers come with lettuce and tomatoes. It doesn't get more healthy.
Anonymous No.536697358
>>536697227
Do they go to glue if they lose?
Anonymous No.536697370
>Fail 8% double rainbow twice in a row
Damn outskilled...
Anonymous No.536697387 >>536697856
>>536697284
The carrot looks delicious what you talking about?
Anonymous No.536697391
>>536697301
McQueen is a good girl
Anonymous No.536697394
>>536696996
No.
Those are strictly for racing.
Anonymous No.536697426 >>536697759 >>536698178
>Fall in love with an Uma
>"H-Haha sorry trainer well you see I actually am just pretending and faking everything just so I can beat those other Uma's in information warfare haha are you still going to love me?"
Anonymous No.536697436 >>536697597 >>536698139 >>536698316
OK so Long CM seems tough but Dirt CMs have to be pure hell right?
Anonymous No.536697437
>>536697284
once you try a good hamburg steak you'll change your mind
Anonymous No.536697439 >>536698128
>>536696248
same
Anonymous No.536697463
>>536697284
I'd eat it
Anonymous No.536697487
>>536697153
I'm fucked if I don't proc every recovery skill
Anonymous No.536697521 >>536698250
>>536697036
At least we'll see them animated soon, but Obey with her new/original outfits would be amazing as a character.
Anonymous No.536697565
So how much does each skill level add to an uma's unique ability?
Anonymous No.536697582
>>536692136
Pokke is the reason why I started playing and got into uma. She made me start jp when she came out. Her voice is great, her design is cool and her personality is super lovely. I love her. But I realize that I'm a complete sucker for tummies and they turn me retarded, all my favorites show their tummy.
Anonymous No.536697585 >>536697672 >>536697719
I give up, I'm not beating whales in the next CM
Anonymous No.536697597
>>536697436
no because distance S is still more important than dirt S so you just use a natural dirt A/B uma and it's not really any different.
Anonymous No.536697620
>>536689595
the skill you learn through events is ok for pace chaser, the others you can get random are not really good, overall not worth it investing
Anonymous No.536697628
>>536697284
i fiend for that with a bowl of rice and some potato wedges.
i need to go back to japan..
Anonymous No.536697636
>>536691386
what's the deal with the bakushin speed card
Anonymous No.536697646
>>536697153
g-g-gutschads???
Anonymous No.536697651 >>536697713
Spring runner single circle + medium straight away double circle or spring double circle, medium single circle?
Anonymous No.536697672 >>536697884
>>536697585
you weren't beating them this CM either
Anonymous No.536697675 >>536698014
>>536697284
https://files.catbox.moe/e9oyhd.webm
Anonymous No.536697702
>>536692136
Palmer. Someone post her victory webm/gif pls.
Anonymous No.536697707
>entered the wrong neicha for finals
Anonymous No.536697712
Anonymous No.536697713
>>536697651
double spring runner
Anonymous No.536697719
>>536697585
Instead of trying to beat whales, aim to beat casual shitters
Anonymous No.536697732 >>536697838
How is this for a welfare long build? I'm using this + Pow Inherits in hopes of building a good Front Runner Top Gun for long, but her base stats feel like they're working against her.
Anonymous No.536697759
>>536697426
yes I'm Still in Love
Anonymous No.536697801
>>536689835
Anonymous No.536697838
>>536697732
This is similar to what I'm using and I bomb out well before 1200/1200.
Anonymous No.536697851
>>536695885
real world is hard out there
Anonymous No.536697856
>>536697387
SPE YOU ASS, THAT'S THE BEST PART!
Anonymous No.536697884
>>536697672
I went 38-2 in round 1 and 31-9 in round 2
might still get fucked in the finals but I'm very competitive in this CM
next CM is just whale territory stat check
Anonymous No.536697894
>>536689835
Artist never made McQueen with lingerie. She deserved it
Anonymous No.536697903
Can Spe stop giving my Hydrate?
Anonymous No.536697932 >>536698376
Anonymous No.536697992
>>536689835
Based cygames protecting their girls from buff korean ikemen
they are for mild mannered faceless japs only
Anonymous No.536698013
>a rank late surger is more likely to box than b rank end closer
Anonymous No.536698014
>>536697675
I'm gonna make this.
Anonymous No.536698035
My King can't possibly be this cute!
Anonymous No.536698041
>>536690651
>>536690646
>>536690812
I think it's a coping mechanism but I feel like the girls I train guts ends getting like a bigger acceleration at the final spurt compared to ones with speed only
Anonymous No.536698054
>>536696686
McQueen
Mayano
Seiun
Anonymous No.536698128
>>536697439
squishy
Anonymous No.536698139
>>536697436
Everybody's just going to put their Oguri in dirt and call it a day.
Anonymous No.536698172
>>536696686
Suzuka :^)
Anonymous No.536698178
>>536697426
You can gaslight me all you like, my queen
Anonymous No.536698209
It's literally a hamburger?
Anonymous No.536698247
>>536696369
Anonymous No.536698250 >>536698517
>>536697521
When are Super Freak and Inari One getting animated? S3?
Anonymous No.536698292 >>536698371
>finally got my first 3* spark
>it's even stamina
I'm gonna cry, bros... it's not amazing but it's finally my first one... and I even am using stamina parents so it's 8*...
Thank you Creek mama...
Anonymous No.536698294
>>536697163
Taiki is the kind of uma to fall for /fit/ and /ck/ baitposting
Anonymous No.536698297 >>536698332 >>536698374 >>536698441 >>536698462 >>536698479 >>536699492
HOW DO YOU LOSE TO WINNING SHIT "EMPEROR"
YOU FUCKING FAILURE
SYMBOLI RETARD
Anonymous No.536698316
>>536697436
I have Smart Falcon so I'm big chilling
Anonymous No.536698317 >>536698674 >>536698838
is hesitant end closers worth taking on my aces for the upcoming CM if I get a hint for it? Iโ€™m not running any debuffers
Anonymous No.536698332
>>536698297
trainer issue
Anonymous No.536698371
>>536698292
good job cutie
Anonymous No.536698374
>>536698297
TICKET GO TO DERBY WAAAAHHHH
Anonymous No.536698376
>>536697932
kino
Anonymous No.536698394
Dantsu Paizuri
Anonymous No.536698405
>Nearly perfect run after like 2 days of constant spark farming and shit runs
>Get like 500 stam before summer
>Shit the bed with no long or turf sparks with a ton of them and double circle.
>No Mcqueen events.
Almost perfect before I build my Mcqueen
Anonymous No.536698441
>>536698297
every time I run hopeful I see Tickezo in second place just waiting for the day she catches one of your girls slipping
Anonymous No.536698449 >>536698575 >>536698660 >>536698786 >>536698939 >>536699290 >>536700354 >>536700467
Your best uma?
Anonymous No.536698462
>>536698297
Arabian nights is the hardest part of Rudolf's career
Anonymous No.536698470
This won the CM1 test i joined because of the front runner haru urara strat
Anonymous No.536698479
>>536698297
Anonymous No.536698494
>>536695529
Repeat until 3* blue
Anonymous No.536698517
>>536698250
super freak's kikkasho is this coming cour
inari's gonna be at the very end as a sneak peek, just like in the manga
Anonymous No.536698534
>>536695885
LET ME TRAIN HER!
Anonymous No.536698545 >>536698614 >>536698949 >>536700535 >>536700825
AH-NON!
Anonymous No.536698546
Why do people call her Tickezo, is she a schizo?
Anonymous No.536698575
>>536698449
BAKUSHIN
Anonymous No.536698597
42416010
CM1 finals test
Please join, i wanna try my Narita i just made
Anonymous No.536698614
>>536698545
DIRECTOR AKIKAWA SAVE ME AAAAAAAAAAA
Anonymous No.536698632
>>536696369
Anonymous No.536698643
This would have been THE run if not for no rainbows in senior year
Anonymous No.536698651
should i have prioritized standard distance for this cm?
Anonymous No.536698660
>>536698449
fuck, I don't have a screenshot now, but Rudolf
Anonymous No.536698674
>>536698317
That's what I'm planning to do since I'm running triple ace, dunno if it's worth it or not tho
Anonymous No.536698717 >>536699049
>Takes the carrot, leaves the steak
>Treats best friend like a carrot
>Designs a crappy tshirt for a major performance
>Borrows 3000 yen and never pays it back
>Walks around school in a swimsuit
>Is stupid
I'm beginning to think Special Week is the REAL villain
Anonymous No.536698724
I don't not respect metafags.
Anonymous No.536698741
>>536696369
Anonymous No.536698786
>>536698449
Nothing stellar, I'm still trying to get the hang of how everything works (right now focusing on getting a good parent of my own and supports)
Anonymous No.536698838
>>536698317
>Is lowering the speed of end closers good?
What the fuck do you think?
Anonymous No.536698920
>>536696369
Anonymous No.536698939
>>536698449
Just minted!
Anonymous No.536698943
>>536696369
Anonymous No.536698945
>>536697309
thanks so much
Anonymous No.536698949
>>536698545
You know it's trouble when they start showing up to your place uninvited. Still in Love is soon going to be Still in Restraining Order.
Anonymous No.536699049 >>536699567
>>536698717
>>Borrows 3000 yen and never pays it back
when that happens?
Anonymous No.536699079
>>536696369
>Not only is he a cuck, but he is a FAKE FRENCH cuck
You're right, that is arguably worse than being a seanigger.
Anonymous No.536699121
>>536696369
Anonymous No.536699157
>>536697284
Stop being a ningen
Anonymous No.536699290
>>536698449
My first career Mayano has been carrying my retard ass through CM hard
Anonymous No.536699329
>>536696369
Anonymous No.536699392
>>536696369
Anonymous No.536699424
>>536695529
Probably not if your affinity is shit and it might be since Taishin is hard to make good parents for.
I have to borrow some fags Rudolf just to hit double circle with her.
Anonymous No.536699465
>>536696846
There's a farm event background with some regular cows walking around. Nishino Flower has an event there, not sure who, if anyone, else.
Anonymous No.536699492
>>536698297
Finally, she got to winning
Anonymous No.536699561
Anonymous No.536699567
>>536699049
When Buena Vista comes along.
Anonymous No.536699675
Anonymous No.536699676
Anonymous No.536699712 >>536699764 >>536701025
Does the order matter or is it fully random?
Anonymous No.536699764
>>536699712
You'll find out soon enough, ho ho ho.
Anonymous No.536699765
gemini bancho done
fallback if I lose will to get rainbow luck again/long S/ more stam/ whatever, inb4 straightway spurt - i ain't got that kinda deck flexibility
Anonymous No.536699783 >>536699842 >>536699907 >>536699916 >>536701015 >>536701429
cyge yandere quartet
Anonymous No.536699842 >>536699979 >>536700113 >>536700137
>>536699783
who is the girl in the bottom left? gb? she is very cute.
Anonymous No.536699879 >>536699948 >>536699981 >>536700085
Would this be okay for the next CM?
Anonymous No.536699884
how
Anonymous No.536699907
>>536699783
good thing I only know 2 of these
Anonymous No.536699916 >>536700137 >>536700302
>>536699783
i forgot what the idolmas girl was named, but who is this on the bottom left
Anonymous No.536699937 >>536700032 >>536700043 >>536700104 >>536700550
which uma loves usury
Anonymous No.536699948
>>536699879
>no straightaway spurt
>only 1 gold recovery
no
Anonymous No.536699979
>>536699842
i think it might be grubs Nier
Anonymous No.536699981
>>536699879
>no SS
LMFAO
Anonymous No.536700032
>>536699937
Go away jew
Anonymous No.536700043
>>536699937
gol(dberg)shit
Anonymous No.536700085
>>536699879
300 more speed, 300 more power, S long and you might be able to reach Group B finals
Anonymous No.536700104
>>536699937
Green woman
Anonymous No.536700113
>>536699842
Granblue's Nier
Anonymous No.536700137
>>536699916
>>536699842
Nier of GBF
Anonymous No.536700146
>>536690318
I understand Gold Ship now
Anonymous No.536700151 >>536700359 >>536700717
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQiz-1RlUJI
What are your thoughts on this song?
Anonymous No.536700286 >>536702947
I just want the silver title bros. . .
Anonymous No.536700302
>>536699916
>i forgot what the idolmas girl was named
Mayu, the OG cygames yandere
>but who is this on the bottom left
nier
Anonymous No.536700336
Anonymous No.536700354
>>536698449
I'm proud of her
Anonymous No.536700359
>>536700151
I hit harder after I read her campaign
Anonymous No.536700383 >>536700717 >>536700884
story has been up since yesterday
vampire? rapist?
Anonymous No.536700384
>>536693148
>Killed by negligence of spic farmhands
What a way to die.
Anonymous No.536700427
>>536696369
at least you're aware
Anonymous No.536700442 >>536700543 >>536700715 >>536702004 >>536702979
What kind of deck are you supposed to be running for gemini umas? Even with 3 stam cards I'm struggling to get near stam cap without completely tanking my speed
Anonymous No.536700467
>>536698449
If by best we mean highest rating...
Anonymous No.536700502
>everybody posting shitty long Umas
Kek you guys trying to give f2pfags a false sense of security? Give them a slight bit of hope that they might be able to compete in Gemini? You guys are evil.
Anonymous No.536700535
>>536698545
Wife
Anonymous No.536700543 >>536700597
>>536700442
your 18 stamina sparks bwo?
Anonymous No.536700550
>>536699937
who has the if of tamamo rubbing her hands
Anonymous No.536700554
def one of the biggest whales I've come across (public lobby), only beat my f2p gship by 3/4L lul
Anonymous No.536700557 >>536700620
Anonymous No.536700575 >>536700812 >>536700850 >>536701030 >>536701204
It takes an equally crazy man to love a crazy woman
Anonymous No.536700597 >>536700772
>>536700543
>18 stam sparks
I swear you fags said to use power sparks
Anonymous No.536700620
>>536700557
MY BRO!
Anonymous No.536700650
>get Uma to B in End Closer
>never lose in career
forget buffing Front Runner do they ever nerf this broken ass style?
Anonymous No.536700715
>>536700442
>biwa
kek it's like you faggot want to fuck yourselves over. Use another speed card brainlet
Anonymous No.536700717
>>536700383
Rabies
>>536700151
New album for the instrumental covers when?
Anonymous No.536700734
Anonymous No.536700772
>>536700597
>I can't hit cap
>how do I fix
provides answer
>not satisfied
nigga, if your deck suck you have to tailor it to your own situation
Anonymous No.536700812
>>536700575
That's the best part of her career, having the trainer go just as insane in love instead of being a hapless victim
Anonymous No.536700817
>>536691852
can you please link this spreadsheet?
Anonymous No.536700825 >>536700964 >>536701184 >>536701197
>>536698545
How come no one ever complains when Freak Natty does this and UMA ATTACKS us at our own place in the middle of the night?
Anonymous No.536700850 >>536701042 >>536701204
>>536700575
but her trainer was not crazy, he becomes like that after she bit him
Anonymous No.536700870 >>536700898 >>536701114 >>536701124 >>536701278
THE FIRST CANONICAL NETORARE UMA
I HATE THIS WORLD
SAVE ME FROM THIS HAND GESTURE AIEE
Anonymous No.536700884
>>536700383
inbred.
Anonymous No.536700887 >>536700984
Anonymous No.536700898
>>536700870
kill yourself
Anonymous No.536700938 >>536701069
Please tell me the wedding event is going to give us a shitload of clocks
I've only got 20 left
Anonymous No.536700945 >>536701037
Remind me to never play Oguri Cap with the sound on, her stomach growling made me think I was hungry and I devoured a large pizza on my own
Anonymous No.536700964
>>536700825
WAHEY NATTIE isnt a psychotic VN villain
Anonymous No.536700984
>>536700887
This team is about to go -1/5 in CM
Anonymous No.536700990
>>536689835
so which of the duo 'OC' did this spic self insert as, mcqueen (not brown) or buff asian ikemen (also not brown)
Anonymous No.536701015
>>536699783
Anonymous No.536701025
>>536699712
>She doesn't know
Anonymous No.536701027
>2 runs where all my hints were either +stats or kitasan hints
I think that's more frustrating than getting no hints at all
Anonymous No.536701030
>>536700575
What would happen if Dream Journey tried to kill her?
Anonymous No.536701037
>>536700945
remember you are not a fucking horse, you don't need 40k calories per day anon
Anonymous No.536701042
>>536700850
Remember the intro, anon. It's directly referencing the onsen
Anonymous No.536701069
>>536700938
event incoming grind it bruh
Anonymous No.536701114 >>536701278 >>536702360
>>536700870
nice screenie
Anonymous No.536701116
Anonymous No.536701124 >>536701329
>>536700870
>THE FIRST CANONICAL NETORARE UMA
Been out for a while now.
Anonymous No.536701184
>>536700825
Because Natie barely has the confidence to race without dooming herself for 15 minutes
There's no way she could ever rape us
Anonymous No.536701197
>>536700825
Everyone knows she's your wife at that point
Anonymous No.536701204
>>536700575
If anything, heโ€™s the real nutty one. It could have ended in happiness if she quit, but his obsession with her other side pushed her to completely merge, and all the tragedy followed afterward.
>>536700850
Nah, he was already like that before she bit him. He approached her despite the fear, which led to the bite.
Anonymous No.536701267 >>536701337
>AAAAAAAHHH MOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUU!!
Anonymous No.536701278
>>536700870
>>536701114
KR server is gonna FREAK
Anonymous No.536701312
Anonymous No.536701329
>>536701124
NTR my beloved
Anonymous No.536701337
>>536701267
the pheromones of this cow are too strong
Anonymous No.536701351 >>536701438 >>536701587 >>536701648 >>536701675
Just finished season 2 of the anime, how long am I gonna have to wait for these two cuties to become playable?
Anonymous No.536701360 >>536701754
This sucked since bad speed and got the BoFA event but couldn't afford it at the end. Any tips on what to change, Narita had a straightaway spurt and long spark spark. Was thinking maybe I should change to 4 speed 2 stamina next time.
Anonymous No.536701380
Wonder how many people are gonna forget to register for the finals
Anonymous No.536701429 >>536701712
>>536699783
Now that I think about it, I feel like yandere is a less common trope the past few years. The most notable ones I can remember off hand aside from these are in FGO.
Anonymous No.536701436 >>536702608
Scarlet's mom has got it going on
It might be wrong but I am in love with Scarlet's mom
Anonymous No.536701438
>>536701351
I'm going to make an entire soccer team with my wife Mejiro Palmer
Anonymous No.536701448
Anonymous No.536701458 >>536701503 >>536701719
how much longer must i wait for mayano top bride
Anonymous No.536701503
>>536701458
10,000 years
Anonymous No.536701551
>>536691654

thank you for sharing it lol, I have great SSR luck but I cannot pull max LB sweep tosho to save my life
Anonymous No.536701587
>>536701351
holiday palmer is SEX, halloween palmer only exists as a support

unfortunate..
Anonymous No.536701648
>>536701351
can't believe one of them is a mejiro...
Anonymous No.536701675
>>536701351
long...
Anonymous No.536701703 >>536701761 >>536701782 >>536701950
Explain Fuji Kiseki
Anonymous No.536701712
>>536701429
I got replaced by menhera
Anonymous No.536701719
>>536701458
28th. 5pm EST
Anonymous No.536701736 >>536701781
Air Groove may be the worst uma ever made
Anonymous No.536701754 >>536703548
>>536701360
idk how to say this without sounding like a jerk, but how do you get stats that low with that deck. My decks complete ass and i just made a brian nearly better with 1200/900/800/300/450
Anonymous No.536701761
>>536701703
tomboy lesbian flirt except she opens the front of her shirt and has huge tits
Anonymous No.536701780
>>536689014 (OP)
I want Belno to rape me
Anonymous No.536701781 >>536702119
>>536701736
in what way
Anonymous No.536701782
>>536701703
She has two large Fujis
Anonymous No.536701785 >>536703384
What are the chances my wife can win the finals bwos? Most of the wins were against round 1 stamlets.
Anonymous No.536701841
>>536694150
yeeeep and first time it happened
Anonymous No.536701850 >>536701992
how many star pieces does 1 legend race event get you per uma? 80?
Anonymous No.536701950 >>536702105
>>536701703
Whatโ€™s there to explain? she forces you to get a paizuri before and after every race
Anonymous No.536701954 >>536702103
>Hishi Akebono is only 180 cm
What the fuck? Are other umas really that small?
Anonymous No.536701963 >>536702168
almost bought a plushie of my fave from overseas, someone convince me not to
Anonymous No.536701992
>>536701850
it's random
Anonymous No.536702004
>>536700442
3 of each and your speed is just going to be as high as you can get it.
Some Stam sparks make the runs more consistent and also lets you hit speed cards more often which in turn gets you more power.
I'd say 800 of each with long S would be optimal and I'm 100% sure you can do it with your deck and Rudolf.
Anonymous No.536702016 >>536702072
Saudi Arabia Cup is a fucking humiliation ritual forced upon my wife
Anonymous No.536702072
>>536702016
lol its easy
Anonymous No.536702103
>>536701954
They are as tall as normal human Japanese women/girls
Anonymous No.536702105 >>536702284
>>536701950
Are the gloves she's been wearing exclusively for the post-race milking sessions?
Anonymous No.536702119 >>536702270 >>536702341 >>536702454 >>536702541
>>536701781
her personality sucks
her career sucks
her unique sucks
her entire kit sucks
there's no reason to use her other than padding your TT roaster
Anonymous No.536702168 >>536702416
>>536701963
you will never be able to buy a house anyways. so just buy whatever you want.
Anonymous No.536702208
Anonymous No.536702210 >>536702334
Anonymous No.536702262 >>536702650
>>536690318
did any of the umas we have in game right now ever killed another uma?
Anonymous No.536702270
>>536702119
But enough about Gold Shit.
Anonymous No.536702284
>>536702105
No, but she always carries an extra pair in case they get very dirty
Anonymous No.536702334
>>536702210
Why does this retard keep repeating that word?
Anonymous No.536702341 >>536702484
>>536702119
Shut your whore mouth when speaking of the Empress.
Anonymous No.536702360
>>536701114
saving this to reply to the guy who didn't link me the korean docs
Anonymous No.536702362 >>536702423
wtf.. i put the wrong horse. How to change the team lineup after it has registered?
Anonymous No.536702416
>>536702168
Why do I need to buy a house when my elderly parents will just let me have one of their properties as an inheritance?
Anonymous No.536702419
I watched some DBZ the other day.
It really reminded me of Saiyan Sky.
Anonymous No.536702421
I wish Taiki had a figure I could buy
Anonymous No.536702423
>>536702362
bwo...............
Anonymous No.536702436 >>536702557 >>536702603 >>536702615 >>536702662 >>536702696 >>536702717 >>536702784 >>536702798 >>536702878 >>536702904 >>536703435
post something cute
Anonymous No.536702454 >>536702601 >>536702829
>>536702119
>her career sucks
>her personality sucks
explain why?
Anonymous No.536702481 >>536702750 >>536703080 >>536703194
There's only focus on the young, ambitious umas that are all about racing. But are there umas that have flunked out or maybe gave up and have become corrupted or lazy, so they use their connections or influence to try to get by on life the easier way like by doing paid dating/hostess jobs or shadier stuff? Like con man umas trying to scam people out of their money or maybe prostitute-ish umas who only think about having a good time? I'm sure there are even uma gangs that fleece various shops in their territory or super rich ceo umas that are fine with selling faulty products to unknowing customers.

Cinderella Grey kind of exposes a darker side of them so I'm wondering how deep that rabbit hole can go. They seem to be highly regarded in the anime so I don't think there's that many 'bad' umas in general, or maybe they're so romanticized so that the general public has a good opinion of them even if there could be some bad apples.
Anonymous No.536702484
>>536702341
Anonymous No.536702541
>>536702119
I've noticed underageb& posters don't understand the appeal of an actual adult woman without an overstated anime personality. That's ok though
Anonymous No.536702551 >>536702821
so where can i read her career story? I already read her character story but I cant find the other one
Anonymous No.536702557 >>536702635
>>536702436
Anonymous No.536702582
is there any way to see the overall stats of an uma in TT, would be cool to see who are my weak links to upgrade them since I have fish memory
Anonymous No.536702601
>>536702454
She doesn't immediately suck your dick and has her own goals and hobbies.
Anonymous No.536702603 >>536704105
>>536702436
Anonymous No.536702608 >>536702739
>>536701436
that's her dad though
Anonymous No.536702615
>>536702436
Anonymous No.536702635 >>536702765
>>536702557
what could it mean?
Anonymous No.536702650
>>536702262
In real life, Tamamo Cross killed a mare. In-game, I've read something about Dream Journey being that, but I'm not sure so, take it with a grain of salt
Anonymous No.536702662 >>536703317
>>536702436
Anonymous No.536702696
>>536702436
Anonymous No.536702717
>>536702436
Anonymous No.536702739
>>536702608
The song is Stacy's mom not Stan's dad
Anonymous No.536702750 >>536703893
>>536702481
stop being a nigger and enjoy cute umas
Anonymous No.536702765
>>536702635
I don't know but I'll get to it right away.
Anonymous No.536702784 >>536703025
>>536702436
Anonymous No.536702790
Still's trainer is who ultimately led Still into bigger tragedy...
She was going to retire because of rabies and trainer wanted to see it more...
Anonymous No.536702798
>>536702436
Anonymous No.536702821
>>536702551
people usually don't upload those, just watch a playthrough
Anonymous No.536702829 >>536702961 >>536703419
>>536702454
she's a bitchy overly serious woman who doesn't change over the course of career mode so it gets really boring
Anonymous No.536702878
>>536702436
Anonymous No.536702904 >>536703190
>>536702436
Anonymous No.536702934 >>536703176
>try to get the triple tiara on daiwa
>win
>win
>1 length loss to Vodka
>try again
>win
>win
>BROCKED, 1 length loss to Mihono Bourbon
Is this shit cursed?
Anonymous No.536702935 >>536703307 >>536703486
Anonymous No.536702947
>>536700286
Bro I just said something similar, my favorite medal color is bronze and Iโ€™m worried that you donโ€™t get anything for second and third place according to the wording on the event info which is absolutely ridiculous if true
Average Japanese Salaryman No.536702961
>>536702829
Sounds rike the perfect woman for me
Anonymous No.536702979
>>536700442
First you need a 3* stamina veteran
Then search for 3* stamina 3* long both representative
If you feel like it add 3* URA finale representative to the search criteria, it gives 30 speed and stamina if it triggers so it is good to have
Breed them until you get a 9* stamina parent, use cards like mejiro mcqueen rare and Hishi Amazon to increase chances of having beneficial white sparks on your parent uma.
Anonymous No.536703001 >>536703938
Anonymous No.536703025 >>536704340
>>536702784
Not cute, just retarded
Anonymous No.536703080 >>536703250 >>536703262 >>536704165
>>536702481
I bet umas in the countryside actually rape people
Anonymous No.536703176
>>536702934
No, you'll win eventually. There's no need to rush. Believe in Daiwa.
Anonymous No.536703183
>>536689835
big loss as a mcqueen fan
Anonymous No.536703190
>>536702904
Carrot POV
Anonymous No.536703194
>>536702481
I headcanon that there is one yakuza head whoโ€™s an Uma
Anonymous No.536703250
>>536703080
god I'd let her rape me all day long
Anonymous No.536703262 >>536703517
>>536703080
the real winner trainers are on the countryside, look at these jobbers, I want to marry them
Anonymous No.536703301
is nature's dynamic with trainer (me) the best by far
it feels like they can actually bounce off each other and mesh well

other times trainer's overly positive demeanor just results in nothing satisfying
Anonymous No.536703307
>>536702935
My queen.
Anonymous No.536703317 >>536705023
>>536702662
I didn't know hors could be fluffy
Anonymous No.536703318
So when does the spark update come to global
Anonymous No.536703320 >>536703847
Good enough to use as a grandparent?
Anonymous No.536703350 >>536703868
Late Narita Brian
>Conserves stamina (less reliant on good breath rng)
>More likely to proc unique
>Dies if late start
>Contributes to potentially blocking my golshi
Pace Narita
>Can get promoted to a fake front

What style do i choose anons...
Anonymous No.536703384
>>536701785
>340 wit
Anonymous No.536703419 >>536705720
>>536702829
While Air Groove may come across as serious and strict at first along her career she reveals multiple layers of her personality. You see her dedication, her moments of vulnerability, and how she interacts differently with each rival and teammate. Over time, she gradually learns to trust her trainer more which shows real character growth
Anonymous No.536703420
Uma to cuddle in bed to dissipate my night-time body heat
Anonymous No.536703435 >>536704008
>>536702436
Anonymous No.536703448 >>536703858
>go to town hall to deal with some paperwork
>get raped by random countryside uma
>go to my backyard to water my plants
>get raped by a feral uma hiding in my garden
>call a plumber to fix my pipes
>the plumber is an uma
>get raped
such is life in the umaworld
Anonymous No.536703460 >>536704598
Anonymous No.536703486
>>536702935
Anonymous No.536703517 >>536703631 >>536703654 >>536703664 >>536704014 >>536704027
>>536703262
Imagine getting the proud Fujimasa March to tearfully accept your marriage proposal during her lowest point after getting 4th at the Tokai Derby after realizing she'll never be anything more than a 2nd rate racer in the fucking boonies
Anonymous No.536703548
>>536701754
Lack of rainbows and junior career where everyone piled on stamina I guess.
Anonymous No.536703631
>>536703517
a good trainer would never take advantage of her trainee
Anonymous No.536703654 >>536703957
>>536703517
>train your whole life
>choke on the most important race of your life
>forever stuck in the boonies as a failed racer
>meanwhile your rival becomes a superstar at the national stage
Anonymous No.536703664
>>536703517
gross humiliation fetishist?
Anonymous No.536703701
AIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE
Anonymous No.536703736 >>536703889
Could someone explain me how do paid banners work?
Like for example I know the first one we get is maruzensky summer right? From what I gather you drop 1500 paid carats and there is 9% chance or so of getting maruzensky? You also only have 1 chance, banner is gone after the pull?
Anonymous No.536703746 >>536703986
Are air groove and mayano on the same banner or separate ones?
Anonymous No.536703835
kitasexo
Anonymous No.536703847 >>536704015
>>536703320
Yes until you get a 3* stamina
Anonymous No.536703858
>>536703448
>he thinks that the first one would let him go and wouldnโ€™t kidnap him to keep him as a meat dildo in her house
Anonymous No.536703868
>>536703350
I thought about this too, but ultimately getting her a second recovery skill as a late surger is a pain the ass when you're already trying to make a lot of RNG go your way makes me not go that route.
Gourmand + Swinging with maybe Cooldown is just better.
Anonymous No.536703889
>>536703736
0.3% actually, since there are 30 SSR in the banner even if 1 is garanteed maru has no rate up
Anonymous No.536703893 >>536703942 >>536704276
>>536702750
I just don't want to be stuck in a purely vanilla relationship with Maruzensky or Super Creek for the rest of my life. Even if it's only 1% I need to know if there's even the slightest chance I could convince one of them to NTR me. Please allow me this one sliver of hope.
Anonymous No.536703937
vodka
Anonymous No.536703938 >>536704013
>>536703001
The emperor looks like that?
Anonymous No.536703942
>>536703893
no, repent from your jewish high estrogen ways
Anonymous No.536703957 >>536704140
>>536703654
She got buckbroken so hard she cut her hair and downloaded a new personality
Anonymous No.536703986
>>536703746
Same banner, but they both have the normal 3* rate of 0.75% so they don't split the odds. From here on that applies to all duo card/character banners, unlike the Kitasan/Diamond banner which was 0.5%
Anonymous No.536704008
>>536703435
My dead wife....
Anonymous No.536704013 >>536705134
>>536703938
with the cute filter off every uma looks like that
Anonymous No.536704014
>>536703517
Who knows, maybe she is actually good on turf.
Anonymous No.536704015
>>536703847
But I already have 2 9* stamina parents
Anonymous No.536704027
>>536703517
no i dont like that
Anonymous No.536704089 >>536704134 >>536704146 >>536704190 >>536704512 >>536705005
we love norn ace here don't we folks?
Anonymous No.536704103 >>536704181 >>536704283
Anonymous No.536704105
>>536702603
TARDhauser
Anonymous No.536704134
>>536704089
ehh Norn Ace is only good as a side piece
Anonymous No.536704140
>>536703957
good thing oguri still remember her as rival right haha
Anonymous No.536704146
>>536704089
I only like that she's kinda a gyaru
Anonymous No.536704165
>>536703080
>Tracen trainer depressed he wasnโ€™t able to get a trainee
>have to wait for the next season for a new batch
>your regional trainer friend takes you to his place at Kasamatsu to hang out
>watch one of the bumpkin uma race
>scout her, and with good connections get her enrolled into tracen
>make her win all the races
Give me Norn and I will make her a champion surpassing Rudolf
Anonymous No.536704181 >>536704401
>>536704103
this is why you eat your pineapple anon
Anonymous No.536704190 >>536704657 >>536704876
>>536704089
March>Norn>>Rudy>>>>>>Mini
Anonymous No.536704276 >>536704537
>>536703893
>maru nts reporting handjob
Didn't know I needed this.
Anonymous No.536704283
>>536704103
I get excited when she screams YADA YADA YADA
Anonymous No.536704318 >>536704398 >>536704825 >>536704928
Anonymous No.536704324 >>536704406
Anonymous No.536704340
>>536703025
Retardly cute
Anonymous No.536704382
Is the Support Card from the event good?
Anonymous No.536704398
>>536704318
hag
Anonymous No.536704401
>>536704181
https://youtube.com/shorts/5AxtcYGx5BU?si=A7cnO7JbBxuo59tn
Anonymous No.536704406
>>536704324
>tfw no Norn Ace + Oguri Cap threesome
>tfw I canโ€™t see Norn teach Oguri how to perform a blowjob correctly
Anonymous No.536704446
>fast learner
>long S
>no stam rainbows
>no emperor proc
AAAAAAAAAAAAA
Anonymous No.536704447
uma musume is wit game
Anonymous No.536704512
>>536704089
We love oguri cap. cap as in peak
Anonymous No.536704537 >>536704856
>>536704276
Maru would be great at teasing and light bullying to make you feel just the right amount of jealousy/anxiousness.
Anonymous No.536704557 >>536704882 >>536704897 >>536704915 >>536705282 >>536706459
Personally I would like a uma chilhood friend, she picks you as her trainer and together win the ura finals
Anonymous No.536704598
>>536703460
my fat-assed Yamato Nadeshiko
Anonymous No.536704657 >>536704876
>>536704190
the order is fucked, but I agree on the last part.
Anonymous No.536704745 >>536704957 >>536704971
Can I get this to double circles if the parents and grandparents share G1 races?
Anonymous No.536704825 >>536704886
>>536704318
Anonymous No.536704856
>>536704537
>"Are you sure you want to hear about it, Torena? It was really... rough."
Anonymous No.536704876
>>536704190
>>536704657
People really don't appreciate obtuse obfuscation. Mini is great.
Anonymous No.536704882
>>536704557
Why can't SEA women look like this?
Anonymous No.536704886
>>536704825
hag
dog
Anonymous No.536704897
>>536704557
That would be a cute story. Trainer and CF Uma having their own issues given the roles theyโ€™re in, maybe some romantic tension, etc etc
Anonymous No.536704915 >>536705016
>>536704557
Trainers need to be adults
Anonymous No.536704917 >>536704996
>try to do a skeb commission for uma
>google drive link got cut short because too much words so had to cancel request for a new one
>for whatever reason my card sent an e-mail showing $30,000 USD charge when it was 30,000 JPY
>panic cancelled only to go to my transaction list and it listed $200 conversion rate like it's suppose to
Shit guys is the artist going to be annoyed?
Anonymous No.536704928
>>536704318
Anonymous No.536704957 >>536705410
>>536704745
Yes, also 149 isn't much different from 150 but every point matters
Anonymous No.536704971 >>536705410
>>536704745
149 is basically a double circle in game, when both parents have won the same race they get +1 affinity, when a parent has won the same race as its parent you get an additional +1 affinity, you can stack a bunch of affinity
Anonymous No.536704996 >>536705123
>>536704917
>google drive
Should have used catbox or imgchest
Anonymous No.536705005
>>536704089
It's a shame a lot of the cinderlla gray umas will never be in the game
Anonymous No.536705016 >>536705108 >>536705234
>>536704915
you can always be 3-5 years older and still be chilhood friends
Anonymous No.536705023
>>536703317
horses have winter coats in colder areas
Anonymous No.536705108 >>536705189
>>536705016
groomer
Anonymous No.536705123
>>536704996
I took a look at the way other requesters were doing it and they all used google drive since it allows separated images.
Anonymous No.536705134 >>536705345
>>536704013
no, runners are not that muscular
Anonymous No.536705189 >>536705556
>>536705108
are you new to anime and manga anon?
Anonymous No.536705234 >>536705448 >>536705592
>>536705016
The trainers are like 40+ bro
Anonymous No.536705279 >>536706328
this game just makes me hate characters like kinghalo and creek for no reason. i'm never going to like them again because of the shitty rng and ineptitude that was forced on them and me.
Anonymous No.536705282
>>536704557
Buena Vista's gonna be your childhood friend
that or she's gonna gaslight you into thinking that she is
Anonymous No.536705289
give me my fucking 2* sta 2* long
Anonymous No.536705345 >>536705519
>>536705134
runners don't lift 500kg everyday
Anonymous No.536705410
>>536704957
>>536704971
thanks, I thought only the symbol mattered
Anonymous No.536705448 >>536705671 >>536705986 >>536706016
>>536705234
it's implied that (you) are in your twenties anon, the ojiisan trainers in the spinoffs are amalgams of real life trainers so of course they're old
Anonymous No.536705509 >>536705628 >>536705724
Did they ever release a muscle uma? Not the fraud Mejiro Ryan
Anonymous No.536705519
>>536705345
uma bodies canonically run on magic
Anonymous No.536705556
>>536705189
>deflecting
groomer
Anonymous No.536705576 >>536705650
Will the next medium cup just be more of the same? I want to start working on legacies for Doto but Iโ€™m not sure if I really need to change much. Will Taikiโ€™s signature skill still be important? Will summer Maruzensky be useful? JPgods, tasuketeโ€ฆ
Anonymous No.536705592
>>536705234
the skilled trainers are chad 30s and veterans are ugly bastards 40+
Anonymous No.536705628
>>536705509
Rice is pretty strong too
Anonymous No.536705650
>>536705576
Nope. The next medium is 3 CM after now, by then we will have more varieties.
Anonymous No.536705671
>>536705448
(you), or at least the version of (you) in the URA finale scenario are basically fresh out of trainer college.
Anonymous No.536705720 >>536705918
>>536703419
In the end of her career she also introduced the trainer to her mother. She also told him that the Trainer is the best one for her
Anonymous No.536705724
>>536705509
Teio can deadlift 200kg on her first try
Anonymous No.536705820
How do they introduce future 1-2 star horses in the future like machitan? Do they just lump her into the existing low star poll quietly?
Anonymous No.536705860
>five runs trying to get a parent tonight
>1* speed
>1* wit
>1* guts
>1* stam
>1* guts

Cool, should be ready for Gemini by mid-march at this rate.
Anonymous No.536705909 >>536706323
where are my 4000 free pull cygames
Anonymous No.536705918
>>536705720
oyakodon with air groove and dyna carle...
Anonymous No.536705919 >>536706048 >>536706193
well /uma/ ?
sugar or salt?
Anonymous No.536705943
....... is tazuna supposed to be an umamusume that reincarnated into a human?
Anonymous No.536705986 >>536706072
>>536705448
This retard is 40 btw
Anonymous No.536706016
>>536705448
where is that implied?
Anonymous No.536706048
>>536705919
agua fresca
Anonymous No.536706061 >>536706172 >>536706182 >>536706204 >>536706267 >>536706292 >>536706461 >>536706521 >>536706620 >>536706717 >>536706839 >>536706870 >>536706992 >>536707214
lmao this artist
Anonymous No.536706072
>>536705986
AWOOGA
Anonymous No.536706172 >>536706434
>>536706061
Sorry too busy with Oguri
Anonymous No.536706182 >>536706292 >>536706992
>>536706061
holy based
Anonymous No.536706193
>>536705919
lemon and tajin
Anonymous No.536706204 >>536706332 >>536706669
>>536706061
>get fucked self inserters
>while drawing self insert OC x canon art
I do not understand. Drawing your OC fucking your favorite is like THE highest level of self insertion.
Anonymous No.536706248 >>536706349
Anonymous No.536706259 >>536706363
Imagine the smell
Anonymous No.536706267
>>536706061
uh oh somebody said something insubstantial on Twitter, better repeat it somewhere else
Anonymous No.536706268 >>536706436
You know its a bit of a bummer that none of the Umas have any human friends really.
You'd think that girls like Opera are in a theater club or something and just happen to be an Uma on top, but it's just Umamusume literally everywhere ...
Anonymous No.536706292
>>536706061
>>536706182
>xitter drama
who cares lmao
>self insert vs totally not self insert super mega OC
lmao xitter is full of absolute mongoloids
Anonymous No.536706323
>>536705909
> "free"
Anonymous No.536706328 >>536706457
>>536705279
Just hold off on King Halo until you have legacies that buff her distances and stamina a bit. But really, suffering a bit is all part of the plan. Her story is all the more sweet thereafter.
Anonymous No.536706332 >>536706456 >>536706518
>>536706204
is funny cause she was attacking yurifags for the reports and now self-insertfags too, she's literally making enemies everywhere now kek
Anonymous No.536706349
>>536706248
It's called X grandpa
Anonymous No.536706363 >>536706608
>>536706259
holy fuck it's ET
Anonymous No.536706372 >>536706425
>Late surger
>More power than other late/end
>More speed than other late/end
>No late start
>randomly 9/9 for half the race
Can someone explain how the start of the race works?
Anonymous No.536706425
>>536706372
When you are brocked.....
Anonymous No.536706434
>>536706172
"Cap" as in sex
Anonymous No.536706436 >>536706608
>>536706268
Blast Onepiece really love humans. She's the type who would prefer to hang out with humans than umas.
Anonymous No.536706456
>>536706332
>everywhere
Retarded fandom circles and Twitter communities are unplaces where unpeople reside. This controversy is happening nowhere, not everywhere.
Anonymous No.536706457 >>536706687
>>536706328
I decided to do King Halo again after I built my legacies, won every single race except Arima Kinen. I got so upset.
Anonymous No.536706459
>>536704557
That's way too much romancekino for cygays
Anonymous No.536706461
>>536706061
grown ass woman getting triggered because some twitter loser told her her self insert is ugly
Anonymous No.536706484 >>536706556
>>536697284
It wasn't bad
Anonymous No.536706517
>luckswing pasta
The writers sure are on a roll
https://tsumanne.net/si/data/2025/08/26/10183910/
Anonymous No.536706518 >>536706654
>>536706332
>account has a bluecheck
Baiting angry replies because you get paid for farming interactions on twitter now. It's like farming (you)s here if each one gave you a cent.
Anonymous No.536706521
>>536706061
Pretentious shitty artist, glad he is getting corrected by based horse yakuza
Anonymous No.536706552
I don't feel like prepping for Gemini
Anonymous No.536706556
>>536706484
that carrot is too small
Anonymous No.536706573 >>536706684 >>536706730 >>536707174
Give me an uma wife.
Anonymous No.536706608
>>536706363
deformed nigger
>>536706436
Im gonna onepeice blast into Teio's onahole sized umanko
Anonymous No.536706620 >>536707190
>>536706061
I am not mentally ill enough to get mad over fan art on twitter. Just autistic. People who reported their account is cringe, getting mad at drawings is cringe, and making fun of an artist drawing whatever the fuck they want is cringe.
Anonymous No.536706654
>>536706518
I forgot that xitter these days literally works (for the most part) in the same fashion as 4chan does, it's all about creating drama and creating traffic with it, except that on xitter they get paid for it.
Anonymous No.536706669 >>536707016 >>536707023
>>536706204
I donโ€™t get self inserting. Like conceptually, I get people want to be โ€˜inโ€™ the story but my ass just likes watching the umas and their trainers in a bystander kinda way. I like to immerse myself in the story but I do not want to be a part of it.
However me wanting to plow my favorite fatasses is another thing entirely
Anonymous No.536706683
>queue up career run before sleep
>final round reg timer in 7hrs
>decide on team
>finish queued career
>oshit a+ golshi
>let's change cm lineup
>can't
alright fuck me i guess
Anonymous No.536706684
>>536706573
Nakayama Festa
Anonymous No.536706687
>>536706457
>won every single race except Arima Kinen. I got so upset.
"I told you so" - her mother
Anonymous No.536706707 >>536706850
2 sta or 2 pwr card for matikanefukukitaru
Anonymous No.536706717
>>536706061
I look like this
Anonymous No.536706730
>>536706573
Tokai Teio
Anonymous No.536706762
>infirmary failed to cure migraine twice
oh no, its a tumor..
Anonymous No.536706816 >>536706943 >>536707070
>Almost every single CM1 lobby has a haru urara
S-surely that won't happen in the finals?
Anonymous No.536706831
do we like [your horse waifu] here
Anonymous No.536706839
>>536706061
just based off the drama posted here, I might? be on their side. Because fanart is FAN art. Just like cosplay, its not hurting anyone. Fuck off for trying to police it
Anonymous No.536706850
>>536706707
Perform a ritual and let the gods decide. Otherwise you're violating canon
Anonymous No.536706870
>>536706061
How is that not a self insert or OC insert, thar artist is mentally ill, I'm gonna report it to cygames out of spite saying it using love and deepspace characters
Anonymous No.536706893
ใ€‚ใ€‚ใ€‚
Anonymous No.536706917 >>536706964 >>536706973 >>536707054
this thread is cringe and smells of seanigger
Anonymous No.536706943
>>536706816
Either she front runs or blocks
Anonymous No.536706948 >>536707098
What does the Epsatono Island button do?
Anonymous No.536706964
>>536706917
It IS sea hour.
Anonymous No.536706973
>>536706917
maybe you should post some oguri lewds?
Anonymous No.536706990 >>536707224
Relevant video to self-inserters and that anon deciding to share it here.
Anonymous No.536706992 >>536707114 >>536707235
>>536706182
>>536706061
Actually fucking based.
You have to be a really sad faggot to be upset that an art has a hot male character in it and you can't self-insert in to generic plain face guy. You have to be some fat, cheeto finger dusted loser to be harassing someone for an art you dislike.
Anonymous No.536707016
>>536706669
Some people just have an absolute insistence that the MC of the story needs to be LITERALLY them or it's NTR, no idea where this idea came from or why it's so prevalent now. It's very mentally ill though, there's no reason that art(minus the dialogue) is any different than if it was one of those stupid images where they draw the trainer with a T for a head.
Anonymous No.536707023
>>536706669
I don't get self inserting in the sense that why does your imagine suck so much ass that you can't inhabit Geralt to fuck Yennifer? Why does it have to be faceless generics? also fuck all ugly bastard porn
Anonymous No.536707054
>>536706917
you're not going to believe this...
Anonymous No.536707070 >>536707210
>>536706816
What is the haru strat supposed to do for you? I get that she introduces a bunch of boxing in the race if sheโ€™s the only front but wouldnโ€™t the better pace end and late closers win anyway in the end? Is it just โ€œhurr more random rngโ€ or is there more to it?
Anonymous No.536707098
>>536706948
You release the Epsatono files.
Anonymous No.536707114
>>536706992
But anon that super hot korean guy is fucking my Uma when it should be ME, the fat and cheeto finger dusted chad, who is fucking her. I donโ€™t care that sheโ€™s a jog, shes my wife!
Anonymous No.536707125 >>536707228
>migraine
>slacker
>100x mood down
im never doing another king halo run without tazuna
Anonymous No.536707150
Anonymous No.536707159
If you ever imagined yourself fucking a girl, you've self inserted
Anonymous No.536707174
>>536706573
Manhattan Cafe
Anonymous No.536707190
>>536706620
you are normal
Anonymous No.536707210
>>536707070
Everyone is running slower because of her so everyone is conserving stamina
Anonymous No.536707214
>>536706061
Okay now I think it's acceptable for AIslopper to copy its style and get all the ugly bastards slopped in taking turns with McQueen while this kpoop OC watches
Anonymous No.536707224
>>536706990
i don't know why the fuck i keep opening this webm IT'S ALWAYS THE SMAE
Anonymous No.536707228
>>536707125
run aoi kyriun together with tazuna too
Anonymous No.536707235
>>536706992
I'd rather see an actual character with some sort of personality and who therefore can fit into an actual story than generic everyman who I'm SUPPOSED to pretend is me. Generic self-insert slot man is just the worst of all worlds.