>>542742168
same
if I knew about the summer sagger compatibility issues i wouldn't have rolled

you kiss boys dont you

Boy horses

You know its a bit of a bummer that none of the Umas have any human friends really.
You'd think that girls like Opera are in a theater club or something and just happen to be an Uma on top, but it's just Umamusume literally everywhere ...

I had a dream about living together with Opera O and she was just constantly getting on my nerves for watching B movies and eating frozen pizza but also was very clingy and would constantly try to seek hugs and pets.
At some point I just grabbed her, threw her onto the couch and explained in detail how a schlocky B-Movie can be more entertaining than a theatrical triple AAA disney movie, ordered her a greasy meatlovers pizza and slapped a millers lite into her hand and had her watch the entire Neil Breen cinematography with Doto and Vega coming over.

Man, my Uma dreams are weird.