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Anonymous 10/22/25(Wed)18:06:24 No.543709518
uma brap game

Post Umas with shark teeth

New race slave record.

I wqnt Ogurin belly rubs

I didn't get a cool title fuck you.

oisu

>>543759118
What does >marked even mean?

>>543759030 (OP)
>no /uma/ in the title again...

>>543759196
>Uma Musume

>>543759276
Nobody likes Taishit

>>543759164
They pee on your leg to signal all the other trainees to back the fuck away from her trainer (future spouse)

5 am CM lobby
86206090

Ojiisans
Are you ready to buy the paid banners?

>>543759376
its not 5am dude

>>543759373
That doesn't seem hygenic

>>543759301
Kingdom Hearts ass looking shoes

>>543759196
>no '/uma/ -' again
its over
/uma/ has been griefed once more

Sauce of this meme Oguri Cap?

Is it okay to put a shock collar on my Uma to teach her basic things?

>>543759528
Narita Top Road is so beautiful

>>543759301
Belno sex

>>543759376
That was my CM2 Golshi that I send in as a joke

>>543759528
Code Lyoko?

>>543759376
The winners! It’s still a Golshi game
>>543759787
I sent in my CM2 McQueen and she’s doing decently

>>543759301
Tama without her bib and pacifier is like an angel without wings.

>>543759645
>kingdom hearts
which uma would be sora's trainee

>>543756975
IZ ZERE A LEAKAGE? A leakage of what? ZE TURF IZ FULL OF WATTUH
I find this a lot funnier than it should be

>>543759528
Slavic Nature

Yada

>>543759713
Looks like AI

I hate when bad runs produce decent white sparks because they always come with shit blues.

>1200 speed
>600 stamina
>3* stamina on the 1%
>shit greys
i dont want to farm parents anymore
i want to be happy

Would Doto let me fuck her?

>>543760272
*rapes you*

>>543760272
She will rape you.

>fail 6% wit training
>slow metabolism
>night owl
>3rd hopeless stakes
There goes that run

will you pull for 4chan shakur

Don't ever respond to me or my post ever again disgusting Trans Opera fag.

Wouldn't it be really funny if I just switched her out for a different runner

I forgot Gourmand
can she still make it?

>>543760272
Doto is an agressive uma and no one should fall for her clumsy girl facade

>>543760346
She would never love me back so no

>>543760435
anon
the race is only 2200m long
unless you are literally racing against 6 debuffers there is no point getting three fucking gold recoveries

doto is evil. There's NO WAY you can do this accidentally.

>>543759718
Shock shock shock
Shock my Uma until she drops

>barely got any hints from Rudolf so I have a bunch of leftover SP
groundwork Nice Nature is funny
>*3 URA Finale spark too

I have countless of 2-3* ura sparks with duo ura parents but all of them endered shit just because of the blues

How is winning races hard lol like just run fast and reach the goal first lmao

>>543760346
No, and if I got spooked by her I would delete her off my account if I could

>>543760589
I meant i had to take Indomitable instead of Gourman

>>543760397
Bro is headcanoning traits on me. Im more of a Natie fag than anything, and I’m 100% a guy. A dude who loves women

>>543760346
maybe

Is the red x clan the villains?

favorite umas

>>543760736
Grey ones?

>>543760798
more like gay ones, cause his taste is SHIT

>>543760719
my bro is not villain

>>543760915
spe shut up

What the fuck I just lost to this weird hybrid end Nature in a random CM room, she finished with the fastest time I've seen so far too

QoL status?

bwos, does the URA Finale white spark also transfer down like other white sparks (rng)? been looping 4 umas and using the ones that have ura sparks at the end of careers and so far we have two 3stars and two without ura finale

is this a good ass wonder for cm4

>>543760964
seething chestnut

Is it 800 or 900 stamina with swinging maestro?

Torepi

>>543761502
800 is the minimum but more is better

>>543760719
Team Sunday genocided the Mejiros nyes

Machikane Fukukitaru

Special Wife
Post your wife

>>543760998
>witlet nature
That's a fluke.

>>543761502
800+2
1000+1

>>543761809
Just to trigger spechuds

TRACEN IS NOT A DATING SERVICE STOP IT

>>543760998
>witlet
kek
regardless whoever made this creatura is based

>>543761709
My wife!

Whats better, this

>>543760346
Absolutely
Idk why she filters third worlders so hard

>beta urara was bigger and had a body similar to those of the golden generation
what the fuck

>>543762060
or this?

>>543760145
I just see it everywhere and believe it's actually from a comic or something

>>543761809
Wife Ship

>>543762060
Or this
>>543762119
Not me

>>543762219
the one with red shift, gold ship without at least 1 (pump iron normally) preferably 2 accel ults is glue

No Uma would marry any of you fags if she was real.

>>543758231
>Fujisimps trying to psyop everyone that she’s good when Doto is a better lover
doto appeals to people who want to sexually bully a clumsy but earnest girl, she's a completely different appeal vs fuji who is confident and direct with her affection and desire to please. You could pressure doto into giving you clumsy paizuri while she stutters and is embarrassed, fuji will wake you up with it with a smile and cook you breakfast afterwards.

Do not date your trainee. It is unethical to be in a relationship with the students at Tracen. If you happen to find yourself falling in love with the uma musume, please see Tazuna at her office for remedial correction.

First reply with a pic of Seiun Sky gets to decide her fate

>>543762495
WINNING CHAKRA

In a better timeline Stego would've mated with Urara and we would've gotten the greatest racehorse known to man that makes Secretariat look like an open race shitter

I don't have any picture of Seiun Sky, she's always making excuses and I hate her.

>>543762415
No woman marries me in the real world either nigga you're not getting to me

>>543762669
I fucking hate Curren with a passion.

>>543762658
My bad...

Someone answer this please >>543761378

>>543762478
Already fucking satono and wont stop, sorry

I hate Curren

>1195 speed
Do greens count towards the course stat threshold and what's the bonus on CM4?

>>543762818
You gotta spoiler jumpscares like that man

Your Top 3 Umas
Your Bottom 3 Umas

For me its
>Top
Nice Nature, Twin Turbo, Matikanetannhauser

>Bottom
Curren, Gold City, Smart Falcon

>>543762841
Bonus caps at 901 speed, greens neither count towards the threshold nor benefit from the bonus.

>>543762841
You'll hit the threshold on great mood, but greens don't count

>>543762858
I will not hide from Curren!

>>543762760
I would answer but I have no idea

excluding oguri cap because i'm using her as inheritance, who's the best uma to make into a 9* stamina parent here?

>>543762841
CM4's le secret stat check is just Speed this time
so it's basically free 20% speed for everyone

I love all umas :D

>>543762806
Cow wife would be a good wife

>>543762986
Dasca because she has good affinity with everyone.

>>543762858
Back, you evil tile demon. I embarrased myself in the last tourny...

>>543762478
>rejecting your trainee's love means bricking your contract as her trainer, basically awful mood for the rest of her career

CREEK! NO!

Look at these marvelous shortstacks!! I love small yet big umas!!

We love Umamusume here!

> Very nice stats
> No S distance
Fug

>>543761378
>>543762760
yes it acts like other white sparks where the formula is 20% * 1.1^n where n is the number of parents/grandparents with that particular spark. white spark farming is super inconsistent because even if you have all 6 with a specific white, it's only at 35%

>>543763129
>browsing through gf's phone gallery out of boredom
>generic woman stuff like screenshots, quotes, edits etc
>randomly has 3 uma pics a couple months apart
What does this mean...

>>543762910
>>543762912
>>543762994
Thanks, I'll take hesitant PC instead of gambling on an unreliable green.

>>543763181
Anon make sure she doesn't find out that's how you get your balls cut while you sleep.

>>543763181
You need to get her into it so you can play together bwo

>>543763105
Loving Marvelous Sunday for fetishistic reasons is SEAnigger tier.

Loving her for her boundless positive energy is high taste tier.

Loving her for the fear of her reality altering abilities that defy all laws of physics known to man is patrician tier.

>>543763181
Come to the bedroom, there is a surprise waiting...

Would this be fine as a front runner partner? She doesn't really need to survive all the way. Just enough to help push Smaru forward, while still debuffing.

>>543763181
Get her into it to decide disputes with races.

>>543763152
>1200-800-1200
Shitter league doesn’t look so bad now desu

I really should just run Gold Ship as a backup ace but I'm too sunkcosted on my highroll Teio and I don't really want to grind out another ace

Will the entry cap for open league change after Aoharu release?

>>543763441
>medium straightaways
that skill keeps proccing way too early for me

>>543763078
>refusing DaiSca’s confession
What the fuck

>>543763181
It means you or someone else send it to her and the phone auto saved it

>>543763479
I believe the stat cap changes for Aoharu come later

>>543762986
Vodka. Good affinity and her unique is Oguri but someone has to be infront of you, learned it in Cancer.

>>543763295
Every time she's on screen is marvelous!! I love how she zaps umas into marvelous fever dreams! Every day is a marvelous sunday when she's around!

>>543763497
I usually do better when it procs early, helps close the gap to the fronts ahead and makes it more likely that she can proc ult. problem is that her ult is very inconsistent so half the time it isn't triggering and she loses to random ends/fronts with no med s. I wish she was Oguri man

we need to kill Seiun Sky

special week needs to die

>>543763531
I hate that phones do that by default, I can't hate on my friends for sending their biggest mondo logs to the gc

>>543763693
No, I mean it literally procs 2 seconds out the gate where it's completely useless since no one's at target speed yet

>>543763727
Sei-chan did nothing wrong.

>>543763441
Golshi game is over because there's no downhill this time

BNW hide and seek but Taishin hides inside Hayahide's hair

>>543763873
What about raclette cheese for dinner?

>>543763873
where's my piece of cheese

>>543763873
*punch*
I want G1s.

>>543760998
Mad scientist evil genius material.

>>543763873
Akikawa really should so something about trainees invading the trainer dorms

33768152

Cm test room

>>543762071
the ass was fat?

CM4
90612853

>>543763887
Nah you just need to hit 1200/950 which is more achievable with current cards/legacies. Teio gets run down by random gold ships in room matches and its infuriating
>>543763813
Damn, thats unlucky. Hasn't happened to me more than a couple of times so I'm fine with it for now.

>>543764367
>condoms
Go fuck yourself, antinatalist

Neicha.... why u do this to me

>>543764367
thinks that no woman on this earth has ever done

>>543764501
It's Dia. She poked holes in them.

Finally almost broken 500k, unfortunately this isn't enough to reach retention...

*Teio boss music starts playing*

>>543764295
Guess I’m stuck with my 750 stamina Spe simply due to how good the skills are if they activate

the one on the right won btw.

>>543764367
Why is she like this?

>>543765030
Fast & Furious is Professor of Curvature but good.

>>543765030
Straightaway adept on the final stretch can win games. Also fast and furious can set you up for overtaking everyone in the final stretch much easier

Just ran into a guy running this + 2 dominators

>>543764231
It cant be helped. Even little ol'Fuku breaks in.

>>543765457
He loses at the last spurt, no?

>>543765457
You run double dominator if you aren't using front runners

>>543764186
Not cool bwo

Is 1200 wit a must for debuffers? Or any subpar stats debuffers work just as good as long wit is high

>>543765526
>>543765591
Yeah, I just thought it was funny that the guy tried to created a gigaroided Tachyon

>>543765509
what do you mean it can't be helped
she is literally the director
she HAS the means to stop the uma musumes

>>543765030
>>543765226
>>543765360
she hit pump and the other one didn't. i'm now convinced that this CM is entirely determined by whoever hits pump. I've even seen strong front runners get washed by pump or nearly washed by pump. beginning to think mejiro ryan is the strongest uma this CM if you can raise her

>>543765896
>stopping a horny uma from reaching her target
lol good luck

Bros is my debuffer ready for Leo cup?

>"Fall-in-Love-with-me Beam..."
Did it work?

>>543765767
You know what would be cool?
Winning G1s

>>543765805
600 is base and doesn’t improve casting much(600 is 90% chance, 1200 is 93%) but you must have higher WIT than target horse to apply debuff, so id say 800+ to be sure

sex with Yutaka Take

>>543766004
>mejiro ryan
also fantasy pasa potentially. maybe even doto if she gets lucky. forgot to mention her because i keep forgetting she exists

>>543766004
Uma Musume is indeed a pump game, but I believe Ryan is wasted for pumping as she doesn't have a proper skill to overtake at the end.

>>543765213
cause she's a maiden in love

Is this decent enough? Besides S medium, what else is she missing

>>543766078
>witlet
try again

>>543766143
900 is 90%, 600 is 85%. But yeah, no need to stress over the last couple hundred.

>>543766282
like, actual groundwork activation

>>543766143
Speed/stam/power does not matter for debuffers right? Other than to clear URA finale for skills points

>>543766282
>Let's Pump Some Iron!
Suzuka-san, what are you doing?

>>543766084
no cause I already love her

>>543766282
You aren't going to pump iron at a point that matters because it requires 5 fronts ahead of you bwo, also you will just lose to summer maruzen with your weak midgame

>>543766282
what the fuck are you smoking

>>543766282
I want to run into this.

>>543766408
>>543766429
>>543766470
>>543766608
I hate this stupid fucking game, nothing I do is ever good

>they're still making aces
Focus on parents, fools.

Bros, I'm not liking what I'm seeing in these public rooms.

>>543762986
Whichever one gets the most fans in your parent runs.
-danchou

>>543766659
This was almost too close to rape

>>543764635
That's why we're posting 2D girls

>>543766282
Brother did you just got out of the cave after hearing people parroting the word groundwork without context

>>543760346
if when she comes i don't have anyone i want in a spark timeline i would, otherwise i would like to be spooked by her

>>543766738
This guy will be stuck at work while you can use your neet powers to grind a 14.5k rating front runner in Aoharu for finals

>>543766706
I'm still trying to get a 3 star power/stamina matikane...

>>543766738
We tried to tell you that front was a whale style bro...

>>543766282
cute anon!
smoooooch!

>>543766738
You are going to have to play better and apply more skill to the game if you want to beat this guy in an honest and fair competitive match.

>>543766695
bwo, just read the skills
if you don't know what the skill does you can check https://gametora.com/umamusume/skills

>>543766738
see your problem is entering room matches, real pros just see what happens the day of

>>543766695
Be proud, your funny meme build will leave a lasting impression longer than any cookie cutter build will

>>543767029
That's a big PIG
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwBfGQJhDT8

Tanukis aren't cuties

>>543766282
You're adorable anon! Chu!

>>543766659
Doesn't Dia-chan know mornings are dangerous?

>>543766738
That Maru actually lost by a neck to this Oguri Cap. Maybe there's hope after all?

>>543767116
>>543767003
I'm still so fucking confused
nobody has said what the glaring problem is
I wasn't even gonna use her, I just wanted a baseline to compare my future horses with lol

Vi sitter här i Venten och spelar lite Doto

>>543762602
there is sometimes a horse born from a jobber that enters history as one of the best, like kita-san, so i 100% believe that with luck and time she could have made a second secretariat, but they never believed her

My last borrow, wish me luck

doesn't dominator have a range and LOS? like if a potential target is around a corner won't it miss?

>>543766695
Don't give up anon

>>543766282
It's okay anon, I've been teased about weird skill setups before. Use this as a learning experience to read up on what certain skills do, because a lot of the in-game descriptions are pretty vague.

Or just throw your weird build into CM and see what happens, I put angling on Grass as a meme and she won CM3 just through good stats.

>>543767538
no, it's infinite range like murmur and hits anyone in front of the user

>>543767383
Bro try reading skills to see if they're even good for front runners
Front runners need Seiun Sky's unique or they never win
Groundwork needs 3 green skills to proc

>>543767525
I hate SPE so I'm cursing your run
Enjoy your BROCKED

>>543767538
No, dominator is global. Only All-Seeing Eyes and Intense Gaze are vision-limited. Murmur is also limited but it's to the 5 runners ahead of you.

>>543767678
>murmur is also limited
?
doesn't it hit everyone?

>>543767630
>just read this skills lol
honest to god bro, this game fucking sucks
Concentration + Early lead LITERALLY activate early race
why the fuck wouldn't that trigger Groundwork? It says "SKILLS THAT ACTIVATE EARLY RACE"

>>543767383
Let's Pump Some Iron! requires for you to be at 6th place out of 9 to activate (You're supposed to be at the front with a front runner)
Groundwork requires 3 early skills to activate (You have 1)

>>543767630
>Bro try reading skills to see if they're even good for front runners
"Increase acceleration in an attempt to move up on a corner late-race."
Sounds good to me :^)

>Groundwork needs 3 green skills to proc
Not true btw

Does Día act the way fans portray her in fanart, in the game?

>>543767862
That anon hallucinated murmur to work like stamina eater

>>543767884

Early lead has a 5 second delay from start before it can activate, it can then trigger groundwork but it's way too late at that point. This delay does get eventually removed as they fix various skills.

special milk

>>543767884
Early lead has a delay and it sucks, by the point that it triggers groundwork it's too late
>>543767906
Stop gaslighting our newfren

>>543767901
>Let's Pump Some Iron! requires for you to be at 6th place out of 9 to activate
That I didn't know, I assumed it was just a wit check
I didn't have anything else worth spending points on, so I figured it was fine

>>543767862
oh shit I misremembered and thought it worked like stamina eater, my bad
>>543767884
you would be correct, the issue with early lead is not that it doesn't proc groundwork, the issue is that it procs groundwork only 5s after the race starts, by which point yu're almost at full speed anyway so groundwork's acceleration buff doesn't matter.

concentration also relies on a wit check so you don't want to rely on it unless you're forced to.

>>543768047
Special Wife shouldn’t be selling her milk to anyone besides her husband

>>543767383
For the skill Let's Pump Some Iron! to proc there need to be multiple Uma infront of you during a corner in the late race / last spurt of the race, that shouldn't be the case since Suzuka is a frontrunner.

>>543767909
>forcefully hires you against your will
>7th bond episode is a date
Yes.

>>543767884
Bro just run her in CM and let your enemies feel the sovl

>>543768047
Sex

>>543767884
half the skills in this game are broken and don't get fixed for a while. Some retard decided that global should just have the broken skills instead of fixing the game like they already did for jp.

>>543768352
I want to sniff Spe

Time to build my ace

This fleeting life, cling to it not. Face inevitable end.

Dantsu sex

>>543768689
Great voice acting desu

>>543768043
>>543768087
>>543768213
>>543768486
I’m never taking Early lead again

>>543768832
NO DON'T KILL THIS WORK OF ART

>>543768832
do it faget

>>543768689
shut the fuck up Gimlet

>play until second inspiration
>give up
>play until second inspiration
>give up
>play until second inspiration
>give up
Was this the gameplay loop they were going for?

>>543767909
There's a reason she has the reputation she does

>>543768674
>Rice
hope you get blocked

Yurifags... Why did they take Dia/Kita away from us...

>>543769021
how rude.

>>543768985

>543769098
>b-b-bb-ut
shut up, baiter

>>543768885
>>543768901
Nah she has a groundwork spark. Plus she did nothing wrong

>>543768087
>Stop gaslighting our newfren
Nothing I said was wrong. I was pointing out the absurdity of "just read the skills bwo". And then that guy says groundwork needs 3x greens, which you won't learn from reading the skill or reading gametora, because it's not true. Concentration will proc groundwork and it's fine. Early lead will proc groundwork but it's not fine.

>>543769271
This is rape

....

>>543769271
This is ESL

>>543765896
It can't be helped, anon. Be glad you are unconditionally loved by your trainee.

>>543766143
>but you must have higher WIT than target horse to apply debuff
WHAT?

I think you should eat your vegetables.

>>543769378
Is uma facehugging considered as rape?

>>543768967
cygames really speed up their (you) game with Dia and the following ones

>>543769453
Somehow that gaslight didn't even register in my brain when I read that post, no that's not a thing

>>543769390

>>543769384
>330 330 330
holy fucking hopeful!
>>543769435
Sadly MANY such cases with translations for short comics like this
>>543769453
1. Source
2. Since fucking when
3. This sounds like more "gaslighting" cuz I never read about this before

>>543769263
>Concentration will proc groundwork and it's fine. Early lead will proc groundwork but it's not fine.
I appreciate this part a lot, I thought I was going crazy. The Suzuka I used for the cancer cup only had 1-2 greens, but I kept seeing groundwork activate for her anyway so I thought it was fine

>>543768043
>>543768087
Early Lead helped my powerlet Scarlet win first position when a velocity skill also triggered at the same time (a Straightaway) so it's not totally useless.

What the FUCK?

Hopeless............

>>543769515
>>543769271
they're literally pressing their breasts and crotch against their face so yes, this is harassement

>>543769572
She lost the last 5 times with stats like those

She's poor
She talks funny
She's flat
She's got dying-in-childbirth tier hips

>>543768110
And you're right in a way, that is fine if you don't see anything better. There might have been though, and as you get better, the hope is that you'll spot those more.

Truth be told, you don't HAVE to read up all the parameters of skills, but it's good for you to keep in mind that skills sometimes have specific conditions that aren't described well in-game and that it's not just witchcraft. So if something doesn't feel as good as it sounded in races, maybe eventually you'll get curious and figure out why. But shit, that's just how you learn, gradually.

>>543769384
Not enough Wit, 4th

>two unique skills
>one of them only activates when you are losing and mercury is in retrograde
>the other activates optimally the moment they need it for free
>both give the exact same benefits
who designed ths shit

y'all are reddit

>>543769767
>>543769767
>she lost 5 times
>with stats like this
I get that wit is more important than some like to admit but man this game is so fucking stinky. If there was a point where a clear stat advantage would actually matter I'd get it, but this game does not give a shit, never did.

>>543769631
>groomed by the satonos to become ウマ餌
NYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Is Speed Star the most important Pace skill?

I am reddit. Recommend me an uma wife.

>>543769881
Never played a game before?

>>543759030 (OP)
Stop making it hard for people me find this general you bum

You already know what the blue spark is.

>>543769631
owned from the start

>y'all
>t*chyon

>>543770000
I have played Croc on the PSX

>>543769631
you never had a choice

>>543770084
Racism is not allowed here.

>>543769631
WE GONNA TAKE YOU HOME

I want Tokyogirl Belno to crush my pelvis into fine dust during mind-blowing sex with no contraception.

>>543770157
we love Tamamo Cross here

>>543769631
>groomed from birth
so this is the power of the Satono Group...

>>543769631
Dia scares me

Do you really need both Shooting for Victory and Redshift? Do accel skills stack?

>>543769631
lol

>>543769969
Unironically the most important Pace skill at this instant is probably Race Planner.
Not because every Pace will need it but because its existence and availability is a core part of how the style meta is currently balanced.

What in the fuck is wrong with SSpecial chud career, what a fucking train wreck. Why can she even lose the fucking career races with A aptitude??? I unironically placed fucking second in spring tenno sho with 800 speed and 650 stamina

>>543770157
I'm not gonna discriminate Mcqueen´s ass

>>543770297
THATS WHY SHE IS CAP AS IN PEAK

>>543770272
We actually do!

>>543770363
Sometimes the game just decides you lose to Rudolf at the Kikuka Sho or Rice/McQueen at Tenno Spring and there's nothing you can do about it.

WE~I

>>543770298
No, not always. And yes.
And the fact that it stacks means the two can match up to current unique accels. That's considerable, even if it'll be a touch late in races like Leo.

IT IS TIME

>>543769953
When you're blocked...
I should pay attention to Kikuka sho too because there are times I lost when someone told me it was just a stamina check

>>543770613
Onii-sama don't forget to use protection

>>543770613
NOW ITS ON

special downs

>>543770613
THIS SHOULD BE MINE!
THIS SHOULD BE MY POST!!!
WHY WON'T YOU COME TO ME RICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>people keep calling Cheval and Ryan a boy
>this exists

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BAAf2RKB5-s&list=PLPjs7EZRKZuHnWn6GxRgw_n1NKIEcauVV&index=16

I don't think there's a single uma that's more of a man.

mcqueen impregnation

she's so cute bros

>>543770718
I get the brocked part, but you'd think sufficient power helps you through it, like the game implies. But no, it's mostly only there for hur dur acceleration. Meanwhile Wit mostly seems to be about skill activation, far less so the general positioning, or the whole speed up down shit.
Shit feels wacky is what I'm trying to say.

Do you think I could make Teio into my ace this CM and still win A finals?

hachimi

>>543771096
Yes, just make her during aoharu before finals

I've started to think about Digital more often these days

>>543769453
this is an extremely devious gaslight and i hope it catches on

>>543770401
>ass
>makween
you're funny, anon

:l

>>543770943
Ur like a little babby
Watch this
A real boy.

>>543771096
Anything is possible if you have the right cards and highroll hard enough, my Teio >>543763441
wins sometimes, just really infrequently.

wtf is hachimi

>>543766215
Just give Ryan overtake inherits + haste + rising dragon. If she hits 6th she wins.

>>543771280
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7tFfh7hCoU&list=RDx7tFfh7hCoU&start_radio=1

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KPW1WNJPIN0&list=RDKPW1WNJPIN0&start_radio=1

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oREXvFSBcig

This isn't a male at all.

>>543771096
Brother I am training fucking Rice Shower

>>543771407
japanese word for honey hope this helps

>>543770298
It’s good, but sometimes a velocity ultimate in the final stretch (Oguri or Rudolf) can be better

>>543771540
didnt really, no

>>543771075
I get you, I hope it gets better later on.
please don't lol me if it doesn't

>>543771280
>male at day
>mare at night

This... is Tracen Academy.

Gamblingbro, what's our 3rd slot?

steamed rice

>>543771096
Teio is mostly a blank slate until position skills get buffed. In cm1 mine often chased down front runners and proced her ult on the regular. But with sky and smaru out. I question if she can do that now.

>>543771625
Umamusume came from Japan :)

you must OHAYO or i will NOT donate dirt shoes

>>543771859
big if true

>>543770943
boys are not men. that's why they are 2 different words.

What a sweet girl, how could anyone hate her

>>543771770
Tosen Jordan

>>543771770
Copano Rickey

>>543771785
>>543772004
Rice a cute

>>543771705
*loud Canandian noises*

>>543772160
teio's piss....

>>543772231
mating press

>>543770298
>Do you really need both Shooting for Victory and Redshift? Do accel skills stack?
For this track? I honestly think one of them is enough if they're your accel choices. You already gained good speed from the 4 seconds delay.

>>543772160
Teio's sweet piss...

>>543772231
I don't want her replaced by an old lady.

>>543772154
>>543772085
>no gambling skills
hmm.... nyo

>>543772004
she's too cute

Patiently waiting in club chat for a new day to snatch all the 8/10 shoe requests and only the 8/10

Is curren the only whore(true) uma?

>>543772365
Suzuka wouldn't drink this...

>>543770298
yes and yes because your wit is going to be average. So if you're one of those guys who insist on 2 golds for debuffers you should have the same logic for your accels

>>543772385
Don't be fucking stupid.

>>543772438
But I would.

>>543772160
nishishi omorashi...

>>543771770
King is addicted to pachinko or some shit.

>>543772589
that doesn't sound very first-rate

>>543772429
Maybe, but she's a whore for you

>>543772584
when she gets 2nd place

>>543772657
Falco do something!

>>543771636
I mean... if anything I suppose the stat bloat will hopefully make things easier, but that's hardly a fix to the underlying bullshit design.
>>543770992
My cute Aniki

Sweet Potato

where is the umamusume pee chart

>>543772998
the what

toreina-san

MARVELOUS SUNDAY IN 2 MINUTES
(there's always a sunday somewhere in the world)

>>543772160
>Ingredients: Sugar (made in Japan)
Where do I buy Japanese sugar

>>543772004
She steals my G1 wins. I'll never forgive her.

>>543773040
this but for umas

>>543773079
In Japan.

no no no
we DO NOT associate with that schizo general in here
get out get out!

>>543773079
in japan

Damn Fuji Kiseki is really for (you) huh

GIVE ME MY BORROWS

TURBO RESET

new day bitch

>>543772160
>Sugar (made in Japan)
That is so oddly amusing so me, what a thing to write.

>>543773227
as it should be

OHIO

HSH or prepare to pass?

>green skills are supposed to be guaranteed if you meet the conditions
>oops lucky seven actually just has a 50% chance to fail!
why

Doing all 4 daily pulls
gimme your predictions

>>543773457
HSH lasts a bit longer but kinda gambling

TEIO A SHIT

>doto calls me Torena-san like all good girls should
i love her already

>>543773512
>roll for the gate gacha
>now roll for the wit check
Gambling is tanoshii

>BWO YOU'RE FAN GOAL IN 10 (TEN) TURNS!!!!
>okay
>BWO YOU'RE FAN GOAL IN 9 (NINE) TURNS!!!!
>okay
>BWO YOU'RE FAN GOAL IN 8 (EIGHT) TURNS!!!!
>okay
>BWO YOU'RE FAN GOAL IN 7 (SEVEN) TURNS!!!!
>okay
>BWO YOU'RE FAN-

>>543773553
>Urara on Summer
>Urara on Doto
>Winning Ticket R on Summer Card
>El Condor R on Teio/Spe Card

200 carat well spent

>>543773553
Urara, Nature, Golshi and Teio

>another daily pull
>another winning shit
Can you at least give me King please?

it's over

>>543773296
Love me possessive boywives

I'm surprised they are giving us a free tenner each day on a good banner

>>543773726
>Let me guess, Top Gun and you didn't run hopeful stakes? What a bad trainer you are.

>>543773726
but the game doesn't start bugging you until 4 turns away

YADAAAAAA
I DONT FEEL LIKE DOING 3X CAREER RUN
WILL ONLY DO 1

>>543773905
Training people to use scenario cards?

This was supposed to be the run...

i think this game wants me to stick around

>>543774121
spontaneously self-detonate

>>543774113
>Med A
it was dead after senior april bwo

>>543773623
How about a trainer x uma childbirth?

>>543774121
Explode and die

EAT
YOUR
VEGGIES

>>543774004
I'll tell danchou.

>>543774121
Explode.

>>543773905
Cygames is saving the game from a massive exodus by Rikoskippers, good decision

>>543774004
I am bored with ura. Just to 90% event runs half heartedly.

>>543774121
oh YEAH?
where is Doto HUH?

>>543774121
DISINTEGRATE IMMEDIATELY

>>543774121
>used up all his luck on a mid banner
And now what will you do when Kita rerun happens?

>YOU MUST HAVE 30k CARATS TO PULL
this seems like loser talk
how about you just get lucky and pull the uma lmao??

>>543774249
Good idea, but then starting a bew career during a cm is a crazy idea.

>>543772657
Did she sit on the cuck chair in the last panel?

you know what i don't think i need the monthlies next time

>>543773293
I think it's just meant as a joke but technically there is actually difference
Sugar in Japan and Sugar in Europe taste slightly different due to either using a different resource (sugarcane instead of beet, although Japan uses both) or having slight differences in processing
Although to turn it into Teio Piss I don't think you have care much about it

>>543774407
Only for Dober.

CONNECTING
AAAAAAAAAAAAAH HERE WE GO AGAIN

How are you guys doing?

>>543774407
I wonder who could be behind this post?

>>543772416
I did just that and then I posted the TMO emote

EoS...

APOLOCARATS NOW

>>543774691
Making a Ryan parent, and forced to go on an outing with her

it skipped my daily pull animation....all my joy is gone

ummm where are the apologem???? oh nonono umachoos your gifts(regalos)? umatards your allowances? your endowment umaloops? ohohohohoho ohhh nononono umaflops the timepiece is ticking umaggers your rewards umacunts??? ehh??? eh eh eh eh?? mmmm umablobs hmmm???? umaputts??? where's the commotion umanuts??? bro, your gibs umahurls??? your video game version relief umashunts hmm??? huh??? umapiss?? blo(my brother in christ) your cygenerous??? umawiddles???? uhuh, uhuhuh umahype umapyoi cashcow umashizzles hmm hmm??? currency bovine even wait wait wait bro your bonus umaloos??? bro bro your press mailbox to awesome umacharities???? bro your benefits??? umapiddles your mandated 10 gajillion coolio awesome carats in the heat of the honeymoon period every 30 seconds bwo bro vro????? umafizz your shing shing boom boom woosh woosh bestowals???? cool philanthropy umapukes????

>>543774684
oh good so it's not just me

>>543773101
no wonder they have schizos spamming gore and gayporn in their threads

Another 200 paid carats spent for absolutely nothing. The gacha rates in this game are such ass.

>>543774684
>new day
>chinkbots all simultaneously login
>servers slow to a crawl
every time

My SMaru junior year was going amazing, then immediately after the lag I failed a 3% double rainbow and got 3rd in the Dec 1 race. It's quite literally over

>>543774691
I'm in despair
Anytime I get close to making a good ace, something terrible happens

>>543772160
DONT DO THIS ITS MUSTARD GAS

>Error 205
IM AT MAX TP LET ME IN BEFORE DANCHOU EXECUTES ME

The things I do so my uma doesn’t die on the track…

>>543774852
fresh copypasta

>>543774376
but doctor, i MLB'd her already...

>>543775038
gaslight her into giving you a training blowjob behind the manta ray tank

So koreans got a buffed riko from the start. Which is why koreans say riko is a must pull, while japanese players are ambivalent toward pulling. We will get what the jps got just as we got the lower rates on kitasan.

>>543774985
I fucking failed another 3% just after submitting this post.
The game literally went down just to change my run to have garbage luck.

>>543774852
this is some umatism

Nani!?

>>543775142
I don’t want to fuck my trainee anon. I just want to win

>>543774995
you can't let the game know you're doing ace runs

where are my 50k apolocarats for this minor inconvenience?

>>543773989
it's % based or smth, it does start bugging you 10 turns in on mayano

>>543773457
Mirako cute

Does buying the skill increase the chance of other hints dropping from card that had that skill?

>>543775206
>real-time rigging
Umazing!

TORENA BELONGS TO SUZUKA AND NO ONE ELSE

post them bwos

You're not even going to roll for her

Which one gives energy?

>>543775264
did the yakuza get him?

>>543775596
If you buy a skill, you can't get it anymore as a hint from training (i.e. better odds of other stuff when that card offers a hint), but can still hit it on inspirations or events.

>>543775759
2

>>543775759
classroom = middle
shrine = top

>transfer request that gives start pieces wants alate surger
>Want rice shower stars
>Do a fan/point run of her with a late spark intending to burn her for stars
>picrel
FUCK FUCK FUCK NO NO NO WHY? I HAVE TO DO IT AGAIN. I CAN'T BURN YOU. FUCK SHIT ASS FUCK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA