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>be teenage girl
>stay up late doomscrolling Umstagram ONCE
>never happy again
>become narcoleptic
>a responsible adult would just limit her screentime
>or give her a fucking Ambien
>or a god damn coffee
>infirmary that deals EXCLUSIVELY with teenage girls cannot solve this
>after 3 months of continued visits
>the wagie stocking the shelves at Walgreen's could figure it out
>infirmary misdiagnoses it as sleep apnea and admits her for a sleep study
>Your trainee contracts c. difficile under their "care"
>she now needs a poop transplant
SHUT THE INFIRMARY DOWN FOR GROSS NEGLIGENCE. WHY ARE THERE NO MALPRACTICE LAWYERS IN THIS WORLD?