its fucking round 1 so why am i getting matched against 6 A+ niggas

oi HACHIMI DANCHODE TOAST WHY DID YOU JUST LEAVE OUT OF NO WHERE AND NOW THE LEADER IS PASSED TO A TACHYONTARD WHO IS PROBABLY GOING TO MAINTAIN FUCKALL ITS FUCKING OVER FOR THE CLUB ITS CURRENTLY 24/30 WHAT THE FUCK TOAST

HINTS SHOULD NOT GIVE FUCKING STAT POINTS.

>>543998449
YOU WERE MEANT TO USE A TEIO PIC WITH THAT POST YOU DOUBLE TRIPLE NIGGER

>>543955640
heehee... melty!!... ohnononono tripleacebros you're having a MELTY!!! haha twipelacebwos!1!! ohnonono hee hee ho your oguri? snore ryan? roar brian?? AHAHAHAHA OHNONONONONO smarukek! smellukek MELTY! ohonononon smoreukek MELTY! bros bro i exchange to leo bronze??? smarukek???? hmm?? le aces le lost the race? OHNONONONONO hee hee tripleace MELTY! wait wait wait one ace no nononon two ace! hmmm ohnonononoo three ace!?!?!?! yes yes yes! wait wait wait OHNONONONONONOBRO twipleace into DOMINATOR! waitwaitwait nippleace into third place! WAITWAITWIAIT NOHONONOHNONOHONOO??? tripleacebros how do we win against the dominator??!?!?!? twipleacebwos can we kill the blominators?!!?! nippleacevros... it's hachimi da...! AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE THE TRIPLE ACES ARE GETTING DOUBLE MELTY'D BY BOMBINATORS AAHAAHAHAHAHHAHA HOHONOHNOONHONHONOHONHONHONOHNO TRIPLEACE BROS MELTY!!! BUT NOT LIKE THIS??!?!?!?!?

>>543855324
heehee... melty!!... ohnononono tripleacebros you're having a MELTY!!! haha twipelacebwos!1!! ohnonono hee hee ho your oguri? snore ryan? roar brian?? AHAHAHAHA OHNONONONONO smarukek! smellukek MELTY! ohonononon smoreukek MELTY! bros bro i exchange to leo bronze??? smarukek???? hmm?? le aces le lost the race? OHNONONONONO hee hee tripleace MELTY! wait wait wait one ace no nononon two ace! hmmm ohnonononoo three ace!?!?!?! yes yes yes! wait wait wait OHNONONONONONOBRO twipleace into DOMINATOR! waitwaitwait nippleace into third place! WAITWAITWIAIT NOHONONOHNONOHONOO??? tripleacebros how do we win against the dominator??!?!?!? twipleacebwos can we kill the blominators?!!?! nippleacevros... it's hachimi da...! AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE THE TRIPLE ACES ARE GETTING DOUBLE NUKED BY BOMBINATORS AAHAAHAHAHAHHAHA HOHONOHNOONHONHONOHONHONHONOHNO TRIPLEACE BROS NOT LIKE THIS??!?!?!?!?

>BWO YOU'RE FAN GOAL IN 10 (TEN) TURNS!!!!
>okay
>BWO YOU'RE FAN GOAL IN 9 (NINE) TURNS!!!!
>okay
>BWO YOU'RE FAN GOAL IN 8 (EIGHT) TURNS!!!!
>okay
>BWO YOU'RE FAN GOAL IN 7 (SEVEN) TURNS!!!!
>okay
>BWO YOU'RE FAN-

heehee... SEA... ohnonononono you're getting brown haha getting SEA... brown! hehe SEA someone's getting brown haha SEA SEA SEA oh nononononono brown heeeheee... (you) are getting SEA oh nononono getting brown right now oh nonono hee hee SEA getting brown HEEHEEE OH NONONONONO it seems that (you) are GETTING SEA oh nonononono brown HOURS CHECK TIME SEA HOURS CHECK TIME brown HOURS CHECK TIME SEA HOURS AAAARRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH OH NONONONONONO (you) ARE GETTING brown OH NONONONONOO heehee... SEA getting brown check SEA hours oh nononono your answers? UH OH GETTING SEA hee hee OH NONONONONO (you) are getting brown (you)thirdies getting SEA heehee check time (you)thirdie hours oh nononono getting SEA you're getting brown oh nonononoo (you)thirdies our answers? GETTING brown SOMEONE'S GETTING SEA (you) GETTING brown OH NONONONONONONO (you) it's a falseflag guys ohnononono (you)thirdies getting SEA OH NONONONONONO NONOO getting brown AAAAAIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE (you)bros not like this (you)thirdies getting SEA oh nonono nononono no someone's getting brown getting SEA getting brown getting SEA getting brown-

>>542719027
heehee... uppity... ohnonononono you're getting UPPITY haha getting uppity... UPPITY! hehe uppity someone's getting uppity haha uppity uppity uppity oh nononononono UPPITY heeeheee... smarukeks are getting uppity oh nononono getting uppity right now oh nonono hee hee uppity getting UPPITY HEEHEEE OH NONONONONO it seems that smarukeks are GETTING UPPITY oh nonononono UPPITY HOURS CHECK TIME UPPITY HOURS CHECK TIME UPPITY HOURS CHECK TIME UPPITY HOURS AAAARRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH OH NONONONONONO smarukeks ARE GETTING UPPITY OH NONONONONOO heehee... uppity getting uppity check uppity hours oh nononono your answers? UH OH GETTING UPPITY hee hee OH NONONONONO smarukeks are getting uppity smarushills getting uppity heehee check time smarushill hours oh nononono getting uppity you're getting uppity oh nonononoo smarushills our answers? GETTING UPPITY SOMEONE'S GETTING UPPITY smarukeks GETTING UPPITY OH NONONONONONONO smarukeks it's a falseflag guys ohnononono smarushills getting uppity OH NONONONONONO NONOO getting uppity AAAAAIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE smarubros not like this smarukeksshills getting uppity oh nonono nononono no someone's getting uppity getting uppity getting uppity getting uppity getting upp-

FUARK I FORGOT TO DO TEAM TRIALS TODAY FOR THE DAILIES AGAIN

>>542243942
Teio

>okay i think i have a free turn
>my energy is 50% tho
>i'll do recreation to up my good mood and gain some energy
>karaoke
>fan letter immediately afterwards

>>539727225
>48 minutes of slop versus Seriru's 6 minute videos

can they fix the white screen after finishing a CM race already what the fuck

>blo u don't need no stam cards bvo just click stam on summer trainings gro
>triple speed rainbows through the whole summer
>doesn't matter anyway because i fail the tenno sho spring stam check

CLASS 6 (SEMEN) RETENTION STATUS?
CLASS 5 (ERECTION) PROMOTION STATUS?

>>538888054
fuck QoL
when are we getting a thousand veteran uma slots

god fucking damnit i don't get any carats if i lose the cm if spurt doesn't proc i don't get any titles i'm fucking nothing if i don't win i'm sick of this shit i don't play for fun i play to win what do you think i do this for free you think i do this for fun do you think i'm some sort of fucking charity? no im only in it for the carats. fuck you

THREE BORROWS
THREE SHITTY INSPIRATIONS
KUSOGE

I'll join the fucking Open League if I fail the Graded.

CLASS 6 (SEMEN) RETENTION STATUS?
CLASS 5 (ERECTION) PROMOTION STATUS?

>>538108916
It's all hopeless

>4/2
>speed facility at lvl4
>stam facility at lvl2
>oh fuck i have too much speed
>start clicking single rainbow stams
>run goes to shit

>Kitasan’s Practice Perfect never procs
>Creek’s 3rd Maestro event never procs
>every rest is Sleep Deprived
>every race is blocked
>get Slow Metabolism from the eating event
>drop all my plushies from the claw machine (even though I always pick the closest one)

>swap tazuna in
>stats going up by 3 after goals

2 STAM CARDS ARE NOT ENOUGH WHAT THE FUCK

anyone got that gook site link where it shows how much stats a card can give per training again god why aren't these in the thread heading

>>7713675
My love interest

>summer
>no rainbows
>train wit
>no rainbows
>train wit
>no rainbows
>train wit
>no rainbows
>train wit
>summer over

>just highroll with 3spd3stam bwo
>end up with worse results than 4spd2stam

>4 speed 2 stam ended up having more stam in the end than 3 speed 3 stam
HOW THE FUCK

>only double speed rainbows all day every day of the week anyway
fuck it im taking the 2spd4stam pill

OH my FUCKING GOD this SSR mcqueen card is so FUCKING DOG SHIT with ZERO training effectiveness

I FORGOT TO DO FLORA STAKES

CLASS 5 (ERECTION) PROMOTION STATUS?
CLASS 6 (SEMEN) RETENTION STATUS?

oh nonono umachoos your gifts(regalos)? umatards your allowances? your endowment umaloops? ohohohohoho ohhh nononono umaflops the timepiece is ticking umaggers your rewards umacunts??? ehh??? eh eh eh eh?? mmmm umablobs hmmm???? umaputts??? where's the commotion umanuts??? bro, your gibs umahurls??? your video game version relief umashunts hmm??? huh??? umapiss?? blo(my brother in christ) your cygenerous??? umawiddles???? uhuh, uhuhuh umahype umapyoi cashcow umashizzles hmm hmm??? currency bovine even wait wait wait bro your bonus umaloos??? bro bro your press mailbox to awesome umacharities???? bro your benefits??? umapiddles your mandated 10 gajillion coolio awesome carats in the heat of the honeymoon period every 30 seconds bwo bro vro????? umafizz your shing shing boom boom woosh woosh bestowals???? cool philanthropy umapukes????

KARAOKE SHOULD RESTORE ENERGY

>switch out my MLB biko borrow for MLB teio
>3 dog shit runs in a row

>open image
>nice upvote/ogureddit/reddit ship
>close image

I FUCKING HATE DEBUFF HINT FARMING

>>7699635
You can't tell me what to do!

i would pay 10 alarm clocks to reset my inspiration day holy fucking shit

>>7698234
damned bratty bastards!

why can't i reset clock the inspiration day i am so FUCKING tired of this shit bwos im burning and crashing out

WHY DO MY HORSES KEEP GETTING NO.1 FAVORITE IN ROOMS
ALL EYES ARE ON ME WHEN I INEVITABLY JOB WTF

why is the secret UI so fucking dogshit
like
why is it a single scrolling column with zero sorting what the fuck

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZRQCtUbg1nQ
im fucking burning out bwos

IM CWASHING OUT BWOS

i watched this video 3 times and at no point of the video did he mention how much stamina is needed what the fuck is this yapper doing bro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wWPwq6LNIAM

>good mood
>do recreation
>karaoke into claw game

>join public cm room
>9/9
>lobby master waits out the full 30 minutes

so whats stopping me from alarm clocking my summer camps

>search on uma db
>zero results
>search on uma.moe
>results
why is uma db so fucking dog shit?
uma.moe is also dog shit because inheritance and card search are separated so im getting like niggas with MLB SSR but like 2* wit spark or some shit

HOLY FUCK, does the 0LB Creek suck massive dong. I'm doing URA finale, and that girl is just hit orange bar. I know, priorities, RNG and such, but still.
Same with the Top Cunt.

I CAN'T HIT 1200 SPEED ON MAYANO IM SO TIRED OF HER MOODY ASS CAREER ALREADY

>you dont need power cards bwo kitasan is enough
>tfw 1200/x/600

>want cards
>also want new clothes for my 2* and 1* horsies

>want rushing gale
>but teio SSR at 0lb is absolute ass

>speed is le important
>...
>NOOOOOOOOOOO SPEED SPARKS ARE LE BAADDD!!!
I CAN'T FUCKING HIT MAX SPEED

>just hit 35% race bonus bwo
>its easy bwo

paid SR selector when???

you ARE rolling for the META-DEFINING end closer NARITA TAISHIN right?
and of course, the META-DEFINING dirt racer SMART FALCON right?
and of course, the META-DEFINING NARITA BRIAN right?
and of course, the META-DEFINING debuffer BRIDE MAYANO right?
and of course, the META-DEFINING front runner SEIUN SKY right?

GIBS IN 7 MINUTES?!

>one turn before URA
>double rainbow stacks (15% failure)
>fail
>practice poor
>pre semi finals
>double rainbow stacks (18% failure)
>fail
>pre finals
>zero rainbows

CM TEST CM TEST CM TEST CM TEST NYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

ummm the new events?
how can i do my careers without event point slop?
my mandatory rewards??? cyjews?????

I like it when the uma's heads look like they're going to blow up on the treadmill.

>>532415941
THE LIBRARY SIR