>4/2
>speed facility at lvl4
>stam facility at lvl2
>oh fuck i have too much speed
>start clicking single rainbow stams
>run goes to shit

>Kitasan’s Practice Perfect never procs
>Creek’s 3rd Maestro event never procs
>every rest is Sleep Deprived
>every race is blocked
>get Slow Metabolism from the eating event
>drop all my plushies from the claw machine (even though I always pick the closest one)

>swap tazuna in
>stats going up by 3 after goals

2 STAM CARDS ARE NOT ENOUGH WHAT THE FUCK

anyone got that gook site link where it shows how much stats a card can give per training again god why aren't these in the thread heading

>>7713675
My love interest

>summer
>no rainbows
>train wit
>no rainbows
>train wit
>no rainbows
>train wit
>no rainbows
>train wit
>summer over

>just highroll with 3spd3stam bwo
>end up with worse results than 4spd2stam

>4 speed 2 stam ended up having more stam in the end than 3 speed 3 stam
HOW THE FUCK

>only double speed rainbows all day every day of the week anyway
fuck it im taking the 2spd4stam pill

OH my FUCKING GOD this SSR mcqueen card is so FUCKING DOG SHIT with ZERO training effectiveness

I FORGOT TO DO FLORA STAKES

CLASS 5 (ERECTION) PROMOTION STATUS?
CLASS 6 (SEMEN) RETENTION STATUS?

oh nonono umachoos your gifts(regalos)? umatards your allowances? your endowment umaloops? ohohohohoho ohhh nononono umaflops the timepiece is ticking umaggers your rewards umacunts??? ehh??? eh eh eh eh?? mmmm umablobs hmmm???? umaputts??? where's the commotion umanuts??? bro, your gibs umahurls??? your video game version relief umashunts hmm??? huh??? umapiss?? blo(my brother in christ) your cygenerous??? umawiddles???? uhuh, uhuhuh umahype umapyoi cashcow umashizzles hmm hmm??? currency bovine even wait wait wait bro your bonus umaloos??? bro bro your press mailbox to awesome umacharities???? bro your benefits??? umapiddles your mandated 10 gajillion coolio awesome carats in the heat of the honeymoon period every 30 seconds bwo bro vro????? umafizz your shing shing boom boom woosh woosh bestowals???? cool philanthropy umapukes????

KARAOKE SHOULD RESTORE ENERGY

>switch out my MLB biko borrow for MLB teio
>3 dog shit runs in a row

>open image
>nice upvote/ogureddit/reddit ship
>close image

I FUCKING HATE DEBUFF HINT FARMING

>>7699635
You can't tell me what to do!

i would pay 10 alarm clocks to reset my inspiration day holy fucking shit

>>7698234
damned bratty bastards!

why can't i reset clock the inspiration day i am so FUCKING tired of this shit bwos im burning and crashing out

WHY DO MY HORSES KEEP GETTING NO.1 FAVORITE IN ROOMS
ALL EYES ARE ON ME WHEN I INEVITABLY JOB WTF

why is the secret UI so fucking dogshit
like
why is it a single scrolling column with zero sorting what the fuck

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZRQCtUbg1nQ
im fucking burning out bwos

IM CWASHING OUT BWOS

i watched this video 3 times and at no point of the video did he mention how much stamina is needed what the fuck is this yapper doing bro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wWPwq6LNIAM

>good mood
>do recreation
>karaoke into claw game

>join public cm room
>9/9
>lobby master waits out the full 30 minutes

so whats stopping me from alarm clocking my summer camps

>search on uma db
>zero results
>search on uma.moe
>results
why is uma db so fucking dog shit?
uma.moe is also dog shit because inheritance and card search are separated so im getting like niggas with MLB SSR but like 2* wit spark or some shit

HOLY FUCK, does the 0LB Creek suck massive dong. I'm doing URA finale, and that girl is just hit orange bar. I know, priorities, RNG and such, but still.
Same with the Top Cunt.

I CAN'T HIT 1200 SPEED ON MAYANO IM SO TIRED OF HER MOODY ASS CAREER ALREADY

>you dont need power cards bwo kitasan is enough
>tfw 1200/x/600

>want cards
>also want new clothes for my 2* and 1* horsies

>want rushing gale
>but teio SSR at 0lb is absolute ass

>speed is le important
>...
>NOOOOOOOOOOO SPEED SPARKS ARE LE BAADDD!!!
I CAN'T FUCKING HIT MAX SPEED

>just hit 35% race bonus bwo
>its easy bwo

paid SR selector when???

you ARE rolling for the META-DEFINING end closer NARITA TAISHIN right?
and of course, the META-DEFINING dirt racer SMART FALCON right?
and of course, the META-DEFINING NARITA BRIAN right?
and of course, the META-DEFINING debuffer BRIDE MAYANO right?
and of course, the META-DEFINING front runner SEIUN SKY right?

GIBS IN 7 MINUTES?!

>one turn before URA
>double rainbow stacks (15% failure)
>fail
>practice poor
>pre semi finals
>double rainbow stacks (18% failure)
>fail
>pre finals
>zero rainbows

CM TEST CM TEST CM TEST CM TEST NYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

ummm the new events?
how can i do my careers without event point slop?
my mandatory rewards??? cyjews?????

I like it when the uma's heads look like they're going to blow up on the treadmill.

>>532415941
THE LIBRARY SIR