Thread 542706438

Previous: >>>>542681060

>JP Game News
Current Rate Up: Hishi Akebono (Alt 3*), Marvelous Sunday (Alt 3*), Fuji Kiseki (SSR), Eishin Flash (SSR)
10/7 - Legend Race vs NTR and Super Creek (Alt)
Early October - Tachyon's Factor Research
Late October - New training scenario
October: CM Sprint - Niigata 1200m
November: LoH Dirt - Morioka 1600m
December: CM Mile (No debuffs) - Hanshin 1600m

>Global Game News
Current Rate Up: Summer Maruzensky (Alt 3*), Summer Special Week (Alt 3*), Sweep Tosho (SSR), Winning Ticket (SSR)
10/7 - CANCER CUP - Tokyo 1600m
10/14 - Summer Story event
10/21 - Meisho Doto (3*), Special Week (SSR), Tokai Teio (SSR)
10/26 - Half Anniversary Part 1
10/30 - Eishin Flash (3*), Nice Nature (SSR), Tosen Jordan (SR)
10/30 - LEO CUP - Hanshin 2200m

Timeline: https://uma.moe/timeline

>IP News
Umamusume Cinderella Gray 2nd cour will air on 10/5
Umamusume 6th Live Event Autumn Leg will be held on 10/18-19
Guest Starring:
Alexandros, Ooishi Masayoshi (Day 1), Kageyama Hironobu (Day 2)
https://umamusume.jp/contents/event/tnf6th-autumn/

>Thread Circles
JP: ウマオオオオ (20 million/month), PUMA, ウマぴょいのまにまに (No quota)
EN: https://rentry.org/globalclubsuma
You must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.

>All Guides & Resources
https://rentry.org/uma26
Game database
https://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)
A basic guide for newfags
https://rentry.org/umaglobal
Find networks if your region is blocked from the game or client
https://www.umavpn.top/93
Seiyuu & Concerts
https://rentry.org/umst
/uma/ POG (Paper Owners Game)
https://rentry.org/umapog

Not bad for a parent run, predict the spark

>>542706582
1 wit

>>542706582
2* Wit, Bakushin is a smart uma.

>>542706582
1* stamina for not hitting 600

>Helios
shan't be pulling that WHORSE
saving for Jordan instead

I have an important question /uma/

Is it true you can just buy xOguri when she comes out?

>>542706438 (OP)
Anyone else wants to join? Rules are the following
>5 days of inactive login or 5 days flatline
>6 million monthly quota
>Just do your best whenever you are available
>No discord
>No drama
>Dont forget to trade shoes or else
>Lets avoid burnout and enjoy the game
Put your ID here or put /uma/ in your profile when applying ingame

>>542706779
You can get her with the selector ticket on the first ani

>>542706779
You can buy anything you want

>>542706779
This except Palmer and this gnome

>>542706639
>>542706642
>>542706705
Bakushin is a powerful uma

>>542706779
In theory you can pay $21 for the anniversary selector ticket a month after

>>542706873
And how long after her banner is that?

open up the excel spreadsheet, danchou, we got trainers to kick

>>542706908
>no groundwork
Better luck next time

>>542706779
No use your Anni selector
If you dont get her with the 100 free pull all spark banner

>>542706908
I kneel Bakushin-sama....

>maruzen uses 777
>doesn't ult
????
?
???????

sniffing Grass Wonder's big sweaty butt that can't fit into her bloomers
sniffing Tazuna's large sweet smelling butt as she settles in at Tracen

chiyo chiyo chiyo chiyono o

EVERYONE LEND THY EARS!
MY ADORABLE LITTLE SISTER
SAKURA BAKUSHIN O
IS ABOUT TO SPEAK!!!

>Yuri-fags and named trainer x uma fags are anime-oriented!
>Self-insert fags are game-oriented!
>Everyone who draws the trainers with a blank face with a "T" in the middle are BA cucks and should be gutted like a pig and have their organs strewn about.
>That is all! BAKUSHIN! BAKUSHIN!

I want what they have

>>542707119
Me in the middle

>>542706707
this is the only ritual post I like

>>542707064
Did she proc it at the halfway point instead? If another recovery triggered early

Now I see why people like Maru.
Although races were uncomfortably close in some.

>>542707064
Read the trigger conditions bro

>>542707045
>>542706920
Thanks for the info

Had to spark for maru so my account is officially fucked so im just accepting i have to swipe to save it

witlet here can someone explain what the hell race sparks do?

So Leo Cup course has no downhill but the track basically loop around? Does that mean you'll end up running in the sky after running some laps

>>542706873
1-2 months

>>542707223
click on them?

Im happy

>I know it's been beaten into the ground by this point. But being F2P in this game feels borderline unsustainable. I enjoy my time with this game and I've tried to ignore the feeling but its reaching critical mass

>No pity on banners, grinding for carats is hell, trying to keep up with anything is hell. The advice ppl give of "just play at your own pace and dont burn yourself out" is true, and I dk try and do that, but this game's moving at such a rapid pace that I feel like its gonna take off from my damn phone screen if i look away for too long

>200 pulls to ensure you guarantee an uma you want? Are you deadass? I can barely reach 10k carats playing at a reasonably consistent rate. And even if its true, the whole idea of "oh save for MONTHS ahead of time for this banner in the far far future :)" is stupid. And sure, when an uma banner ends, its not like theyre gone forever. But the longer this game goes, the more umas get added to the standard banner. The more umas that are added, the less of a chance you have of getting that one Uma you want, and I doubt JP has a system like nikke where you can organize a wishlist

>Im trying, I really am. And I still do have fun with this game doing my own shit, playin careers and reading stories. Its enjoyable. But this feeling ive had i fear will only get stronger as time passes :/

tell me how he's wrong and bringing up reddit is not an argument

>>542706978
I don't mind no groundwork, I mind that none of my 3 stars have Ura finale

>>542706598
I have no idea if this is consistent, but when I was running a debuff neicha and she used Frenzied End Closers, it would pretty much always put my own end into rushed

>>542707186
A very impressive number but it feels like wasted effort considering marus a crappy parent

>>542707257
out of energy

I got this and then Maru on the third pull. Are Amazon and Fantasy Grass of any use?

CM Finals room test 13087001. Please bring your summer maruzens.

>>542707223
some give stats, others give skills. having the same race sparks on both parents rise affinity i think, or it's having both parents run the same race idk

>>542707246
The downhill grade is gentle and long enough it isn't worth marking on the map.

>>542707347
she's all glue. Once I remember her events it will be a braindead easy 800k+ fan run

>>542707275
I mean the game could easily be made more fun if it weren't a gacha. But it's designed to extract money from users, not be super fun

Want to roll for my umas, forced to meta roll

I just want some more young Umas.

>>542707186
How did your uma not get a skin condition any time I THINK about three races it's guaranteed

Should this really be allowed on stage?

>TM Opera
>Jungle Pocket
>Cheval Grand
Who else should I add, for my boylist? I'd have Striker but she isn't in the game...

>>542707275
he's wrong cause the stupid little faggot cattle that typed this shit didn't join the mass exodus during the kitasan filtering and wants to cry after letting global degrade to this point.

>>542706707
cutest boyuma?

>>542706779
It's like a month after and she's good for about 2 years after release so it's probably worth it to buy it if you don't get it for free

What is the least Riko + Rice you can cope with if you have to borrow MLB Kita
How many carrats will one most likely have to spend for the bare minimum?

>>542707139
Anon.. you're not a bad person!

the Dream...

>>542707619
30k, you need one. Dupes not needed.

>>542707275
>I can barely reach 10k carats playing at a reasonably consistent rate.
no timeframe and otherwise just a lie
>the whole idea of "oh save for MONTHS ahead of time for this banner in the far far future :)" is stupid
getting blindsided by new units being OP is much better of course
>and I doubt JP has a system like nikke where you can organize a wishlist
what are daily legend races?
>But this feeling ive had i fear will only get stronger as time passes :/
pussy ass redditor

>>542707550
Idols having concert in bikini isn't really that weird in Japan.

>>542707619
>How many carrats will one most likely have to spend
Whatever you're able to gather by the time the banner ends + 1

>>542707514
>URA comes
>you can't race
>go out to fix mood
>temple comes and you fixes skin
>???

>>542707514
I do 3 in a row constantly and I only got it once with Vodka. Might be the rarest status condition currently available (the anti status one is still not in the game right?)

forever my kingu

>>542707636
Can't argue with the crystal ball!

UMADOLS DONT LOOK
https://ayaliz.github.io/hakuraku//#/racedata?bin=u4vl7RxD4P

>>542707703
I meant being a hag

>>542707275
Guy is onto nothing. You're not playing on your own pace if you keep looking at other players pace. Also gacha pool in JP is not diluted since "regular" banner limits to 10 featured Umas that changes monthly. As JP players says, the first year is the worst the game is gonna be and the game is getting better as time passes.

>>542707275
20k a month is a gaslight by WITshart
If he said that includes the monthly carats and being on S clubs I'd believe him

Special Wife is so cute here bros

Let me see your most impressive white sparks farming veterans.

>>542707630
a-anon?

>>542707275
There's only 5 support card slots.
If you don't chimp out pulling support card bunners with a single pity (or without pity at all) you'll be like 70% close to whales (1% of playerbase)

>>542707550
not just allowed but subsidized

>>542706839
>recruit during the near cut-off
Next month maybe?

>>542707797
based and true

>>542707045
>100 free pull all spark banner
Where is the 100 free pull information coming from? Is there anywhere you can look up when we get free pulls?

>>542707752
Her sweaty fucking Prideful King animation got me bricked the fuck up and I started running her almost consistently

>>542706692
Think playing Aoi over Diamond is far more reasonable since Aoi gives you guaranteed hesitant end at the end of the run and force feeds you SP on dates so you don't need to race as much, but I felt like chasing flustered front (which then became the one thing I didn't actually hit).

>>542707783
Some people are into hags, like me

>>542707275
30k carats is just 1.5 months.
But he has gambling addiction and he rather just spend them all the second he gets them.

THH and Shifting Gears or Leader's Pride for my Summer Maru?

I had to pity to get Special week.
On the good side I 5* my first uma.
Chikezo!

It was a close race between Ticket Ryan and Matikanefukukitaru.

>>542707275
he should just stop being a slut and have favorites instead of wanting every single uma

How much carats will we get from this moment to 5th~ of the next month?

>>542706438 (OP)
Does anyone have the Mad Spe one where she mentions that despite being 52% of the Uma population, Chestnuts committing most of the Uma crimes?

>>542707831
You're just being a bit lazy. I'll tell Danchou that you weren't planning to only do one career today, it just happened.

>>542707983
nyes

>>542707768
total hag victory

hurry the fuck up i want to play

>>542707927

Afaik on anniversaries (not half) the anni banners give daily free 10 pull up to 10 times.

>>542707808
Not really that impressive, I guess

>>542707903
We got some recruits near the end of the month last time, some people just dont wants to stay with their dying clubs anymore. Im sure the next wave of players will quit the game since its CM3 burnout and not getting Summer Maruzensky, a double whammy.

What makes summer spechan decent? The recovery is nice so you can train a bit less stamina, and she comes with some okay gold skills, but she seems a mostly average late surger?

Does Corner Recovery activate too early on Cancer?

Pferd

>>542707275
japanese f2ps have the decency to recognize themselves as somewhat parasitic. global third worlders legitimately believe that they should never be expected to ever provide any value to the for-profit company which runs the game they play, ever, not even a cent. they act like f2p games are supposed to be food stamps or something.

which uma's sweaty panties would taste the best after a close won race?

>>542707808
my most impressive in my opinion is this one, so good that i'll probably use the tachyon event to 3* the blue and pink if i don't get anything better until the day comes

>130 pulls
>got summer spe, summer maru, taishin, fuji, suzuka, and a dupe of opera
Feeling quite lucky lads, my uma roster was DIRE beforehand

>>542707927
JP uma twitter has it. I posted it last time I mentioned it. Im not doing it again

>>542707808

This is the best usable I've gotten. I have couple of ones with more white sparks but 1* guts/wit=glue.

holy crap i managed to get 4 hesitants

>>542707808
A shame about fighter. It was bought with leftover points.

>>542707808
I was trying to build a late surger parent so the pink is a bit disappointing

It's a start. Kinda unlucky with sparks, bad career, etc.
I think 3-3 is probably better for Curren Chan

THANK YOU CYGENEROUS

>>542707808
It’s something

>>542707808
Tachyon event when

Who's the better choice between Tachyon and Creek for CM4?

>>542707797
Treat her to a full meal or five now that you have her. That waist is looking dangerously small.

So was the carat spent worth it /uma/?

Mile S and she is perfect.

>>542708328
She I get told that I shouldn't have a realistic expectation of getting a rate up character before pity, but it seems like the majority of people do get rate up characters and I just don't because luck. On every banner I have pulled and gotten a 3* on, none of them have been the rateup unit.

TIMELINE FOR ALL 500 KITA REROLLERS WHO JUST HAD TO SPARK FOR MARU BRICKING THEIR ACCOUNT:

TIMELINE X : You have kita and creek already
>who cares youre safe senpai skip riko

TIMELINE Y: IF YOU DONT HAVE 3LB+ KITA
>thats an uninstall, game is going to be miserable for you

Now for the main people this post applies to:
TIMELINE A: IF YOU HAVE KITA BUT HAD DOGSHIT LUCK ON CREEK AND SPARKED MARU
>Your account is in deep shit and inches from brick status
>you have to roll for riko but you don't have enough to spark for riko, pray to God you finally get lucky on something

TIMELINE A-1
>if you get riko you're safe, save through all of aoharu and buy oguri, get bourbon and never roll for an uma again until 2027 (no irony)

TIMELINE A-2:
>if you didnt get riko that means you failed to get creek, sparked maru, and failed riko, at that point you should realize the game doesnt want you to play and you should move on and play that crappy cheek game or something

TIMELINE A-3
>this is the ultra cope, swipe on the support selector and pick creek twice for LB1 and skip riko, keep in mind your aoharu days will feel pretty strained but it should be fine

And remember: lamenting about your bad luck here will do nothing, /uma/ is arguably one of the most pointlessly harsh gacha generals in /vg/ and outright takes pleasure in people quitting, so getting mad here will just feed people's egos.

Any questions?

Misclicked my finals El to frontrunner gg

>get groundwork
>Don't get 3 greens
This happens 100% of the time. Beyond the realms of normal RNG. Cygames are a demonic company and need to be tried for it.

I never paid attention to this button. pretty cute

>>542708250
recovery in the future will get a speed buff, I think tachyon and creek gets it as well.

>>542708529
She’s perfectly fine the way she is. SpeWife’s body is sexy.

>>542708524
Tachyon comes with medium straight and medium corners.

>>542708357
Having a fighter spark is always better than not having one.
If you get two hints off of it then Flash can only waste one of her ! hints on fighter instead of two. Thus increasing your odds of getting both late straights and corners.
Its unlikely, but its something.

>>542708250
She gets buffed later.

>>542708587
>See*
Fuck my retarded phone. I'm just bitching about my luck since there isn't anythjng else to do now.

>>542708337
>i'm making up stuff and pretending to have evidence

>>542708483
>3rd summer Maru in 50 pulls
Ok I exhausted all my luck for CM

The hag is finally winning

>>542708524

They're pretty much the same being recovery unique pace chasers. I guess Tachyon would make a better hybrid thanks to dominator.

>>542708708
I guess it's Tachyon for me, thanks Anon.

Big Pogger

Welp this is the best Maru I can make at the moment

>>542708281
Japanese celebrates gambling addiction, other cultures dont.
If you want to be praised as a piggy go to reddit or discord. We make fun of you here.

>>542708284
every front runner and pace chaser

>>542708736
Bros phone posting

I think i'm at a logical disconnect here with carat strategies

I shouldnt pull unless i am absolutely sure i will get what i want, which requires 30000 carats
but considering how much of a bitch it is to load that up, what if your idea of what's 'worth it' shrinks to almost nothing

I like this or that character, but do i like her enough to burn 30000 carats?
But if i keep thinking that way the carat total will just grow past that..

>>542708640
No Jeb Bush animation for you tomorrow

Sooooooooooo
can S.Maru defeat actual Blockushin?

>>542708623
You guys treat this gacha like your second job sometimes...

That's a fun group

>>542708758
then dont and spend your all your carats earlier than that banner dumbass

>>542708587
In fairness I pulled in a call with some friends and out of us 3, I was the only one who didn't have to go to pity. I got /extremely/ lucky compared to them. They both got 2x summer spes and one of them got a fuji. I'm sure had my luck been worse I'd be doomposting bigly. The main decider for my pulls was that I had 0 good umas to run for future CMs

>>542707275
>Check reddit
>There's some thread people complain how they've blown 10-20k on Maruzensky banner and banners before and got shit
Some people just never learn
It's impossible
Maybe their brains are hardwired differently

>>542707808
Wish it had URA finale and a 3* blue, but using this one as grandparent.

>>542708878
And this doesn't even include the support cards. Basically you shoukd never roll unless you have 60k carats so you can insure you can get the uma and lb0 support card you want if both banners are estimated to occur within 1 to 2 months of each other.

>>542708623
I have 0 copies of Kitasan but 40k carats leftover after sparking Maru, thoughts?

>>542708942
Gacha is worse than job, it tries to make you login every day.

>>542708929
I've only beaten 2 Blockushins in public lobbies so far

No S's but this might be worth running anyway. What do you anons think?

>>542709156
Do you understand how long it takes to save up SIXTY THOUSAND CARROTS

It took 14 tickets.

>>542707275
Works on my f2p machine.

>>542709156
Does the pity exchange for cards allow you to get a MLB?

I desire a visit to Bubblyland.

>>542709080
>how they've blown 10-20k
Carats right? I've blown 15k carats and got nothing
...Carats not dollars right

I was going to save for Riko, but I really want Maruzensky, I'll just have to get lucky with the pick support tickets...

>>542708878
It's just 1.5 months

>>542708685
It is!

>>542709169
Ignore every single banner except the Kita/Mexican Bird banner
You'll potentially have to burn every single carat you have

Maru seems like a pain in the ass when it comes to affinities

Curren....

>>542709169
Youre probably trolling but you're much better off rerolling on her upcoming banner or buying one of those Chinese mlb kita accounts and trying to get maru on there

>>542708705
Spe-chan, your p-panties...

>>542707808
Wasn't sure which one to show so here they all are

>>542708576
yes because i like maru

>>542709194
Nice Sunday Silence bro

>>542709194
She even has more wits then me

>>542708840
if you received your paycheck in US dollars, you would change your tune. unfortunately, you don't. that's why they shouldn't make "global" servers. i don't know why they waste their time providing service for regions with no intention of ever paying for it.

S.Marus ITT will lose to this, and I will laugh

>>542709204
120 hours of American minimum wage, roughly

>>542708829
should have taken corner recovery instead of ramp up in case triple7 didn't trigger bwo

>>542709204
I'm honestly amazed some people here save at all.
I just wing it for the umas I like, I may actually have to actually spend money to get Doto though.

But it's Doto Grandpa is worth it.

The chance of getting S.Maru from a single 10-roll is not zero
come one bwo
just ooooooone little 10-roll

Just remember that you will get out pulled by the whales with each CM and there's not much to do about that, the only reason to meta slave is if you're looking to pay money in banners, otherwise you should overlook some of the "advice" coming from this thread

>>542709378
looks good, deck?

>>542709307
Yeah carats
10-20k dollars can probably buy a few sparks so you'll get something? No idea of the pricing

How good is Cut and Dive? My Vodka activated it a decent amount of times, but I can't remember how many of those times she then went on win the race.

I can't decide if I should get that or position pilfer for my Grass Wonder.

>>542708281
I am a free player and I have considered myself parasitic from the start, and aspired to be so. I WANT to hurt the company. I want them to go out of business. How silly to think they shouldn't.

>Open up a CM3 Rooms just to see how my finals could potentially look like
>Everyone just brings a lone Summer Maruzensky with only one person bringing a Summer Maruzensky and a Vodka

i want to lick daiwa's feet

>>542709510
Ummmm, anon

If you were serious about this game you'd be getting the monthly which-
>>542709510
me under her btw

>>542709204
Exactly. I spent 25,600 carats and got shit, and that was me saving since Super Creeks banner and spending like two 10-rolls on Seiun Sky's banner because the only Umas I had were Oguri, Maru, Taiki and Taishin with no extra dupes to level up Ryan or Daiwa. So I thought "well this should be fine" but no, I got fucked over because this global game is retardedly ran by jews.

>>542709510
gross non virgin hag
I'll take her pure virginal loli daughter instead

>>542709510
I don't think you picked the right picture to go with your post there anon.

>>542708623
It hurts that this is actually pretty sound advice

God this game is rough

>>542709510
ANON NO

>>542707360
Not particularly

>>542709470
Ura sparks are everything

>>542707797
buhi~

>>542709497
It's basically triumphant pulse for late niggers

>>542709571
>gross non virgin hag
Maru cover your ears

>>542709302
It does seem like a nice place.

>>542709510
I don't think that's a horse and she isn't playing super smash brothers brawl either

Is 777 some sort of OP recovery skill? Why are so many people buying it for Maru, it's better than normal white recoveries?

>>542708829
Post deck

>>542709510
Wrong picture, anon, wrong picture!

>>542709673
guarantee proc

>>542709385
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUY9FmBvqms
Not fooling anyone intern. Not spending on digital bullshit that will eventually go EoS

>>542709510
What a view!

>>542709291
It is 200 sparks for 1 exchange. So you need 800 sparks to MLB a card if you get zero copies during the gacha. So you would need to have 160,000 carats to 100% insure you can MLB a support card assuming worst case.

>>542709497

It's worse than Oguri's when inherited and while Oguri's activates at 200m remaining Vodka's activates at 200m or less, usually less and it ends up not doing much since your horse doesn't have any time left to accelerate.

Anons... Please tell me you don't use up all of your carats and will skip big tiddy german meido horse wife...

why is winning ticket in every event?

>>542707808
eh
could've been better if laisu didn't job arima kinen

Um....whoops?

Is the welfare card good this time?

>>542708623
What if I don't care about winning CM?

>>542709570
>I need duuuupes
>I will pull 170 times and win (he didn't)
Previous month we were able to buy Daiwa's stars off the epstein shop
Ryan's legend race is this month
>"I fucked up and cyjews are to blame"
Same constant pattern of refusing to learn. Sad but love to see it.

>>542707275
>all these replies that basically amount to "i love being a whale"

Did reddit just dab on this place? Zero arguments to this?

>>542709660
I could go for some tiramisu.
>>542709673
You decide when to heal, 777 is very good at that.

>>542709729
Meisho's banner is next week, I'm sorry

>>542709625
now this is gambling

>>542709673

It's generic recovery but Maru's unique activation timing can be manipulated with recoveries and 777m always activates at same point in the race.

>>542708623
>>542707275
Go back to /nikg/ already

I have normal Spe and Maruzensky, so I am not rolling on this banner

>>542709721
Knowing my luck it'd somehow be possible but damn, 160k carrats for an MLB

>>542709753
Then who gives a fuck what you think?

You can win careers with R cards and haru urara.

>>542709729
I think credit card-san needs to do some heavy lifting

How many of the same pink sparks is worth sacrificing blue sparks for?
I recently got my first 9* stamina parent but she also came with 5 turf sparks which i didn't really appreciate until later

>>542709729
I'm skipping her, Doto demands it.

>>542709756
I only had 20 star pieces for Ryan and 0 for Daiwa until this banner. I got enough star pieces to get Ryan and Daiwa to pot 3.

>>542709501
that's exactly the right idea. when i was a kid, i'd play shitty freemium games all the time, and the idea was always
>i'm gonna fucking wring out as much fun from this bullshit as i can, fuck you. every last drop.
it's not this
>boo hoo, there's not enough free shit, i'm gonna quit, you're gonna miss me when i quit right? even though i'm just a waste of resources that complains a lot, you're really gonna miss me, right? because i swear, i'm about to walk out the door, just watch me, i'm leaving right now! but you still have time to get me back! just a little more free shit, please, and i'll stay, and continue to do nothing for you! please! my foot is in the door!

Damage report?

777 isn't guaranteed right? it's still wit check
am I getting gaslit again?

>>542708581
Nvm I have lost to every other smaru I've gone against I'm so cooked.

>>542709673
it allows their unique to activate at a specific point which is great for certain tracks
x.oguri will also make use of it

>>542709378
Looks solid, albiet I'm still researching the track.
>L7 and SL7 give speed stam AND power
Shiddd this whole time I thought it was just speed. Alright I'll take it more often now.

>>542708623
i have lb3 creek and kita lb2, but i can probably spark her when the rerun comes, so im not bricked right?

Why is Narita Brian in political office? She doesn't fucking do anything but stand in front of her desk fan and pose ominously.

>>542709729
Sorry, but Doto's jugs...

>>542709949
every skill except greens and uniques require a wit check

Man I've been doing S. Maru runs for 7 hours straight I can't do this shit anymore I need to jerk off

NOOOOOOO I DONT WANT TO GRIND AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>542709949

It's a wit check, all non-greens are. The point is that the point it can be activated in a race is fixed unlike basically every other recovery which activate at corners, straights, uphill/downhill etc. which vary between tracks. Let alone recoveries that depend on other horses surrounding you, passing you etc.

>>542708581
>>542709954
your skills are bad...

>>542708623
What do i do if i have MLB Kita and didnt actually pull on SMaru or anything else yet
These 9001 IQ flowchart strategies are getting a tad ridiculous man
I just wanna play with the umas and maybe win a couple times in a Champ Meet

>>542709839
Those are two completely separate walls of text with two different writing styles

>>542710051
Hey it could be worse. She could've put a 100% tariffs on vegetable stores.

>>542709764
high effort for a ragebait anon

>>542709949
it is a wit game

Where are the lobbies?

>>542709946
This might actually be 10k in cash what the hell

>>542709940
>t. corpo cocksucker
Corpos arent anyones friend
Corpos will always make retarded decisions down the line and move on to the next stuff. Didnt you learn anything from Shadowverse.
They have no emotion and will suck everyones wallets
Not sure why you are sucking their dick for free.

>>542709939
>I have things I didn't have five hours ago (but not Maruzen)
Weird flex but alright

>>542708281
Something about JP gacha is that you are either whales or F2P parasiste

>>542709729
Her skills are ass. I'd rather wait for her valentines alt
>t. rolled her 4 years ago

>>542709639
I agree, however I'm unsure how good that skill is for Pace chasers. I wouldn't hesitate to take Pulse on a late or end. But on a Pace I feel like if I don't have the lead by 200 meters its over.

At the very least I know that in Taurus My Ace Oguri didn't win ANY of the races where she triggered her ult. Although there werent many fronts back then so things may have changed. Again, I'm starting to wish I payed attention to how many wins my Vodka got when her Ult activated.

>>542709723
Yeah, I'm thinking I'll take Position Pilfer. If nothing else, Pifler has a chance to give me a white spark.

>>542709891
nta and I asked and I cared

>>542710051
she's the enforcement arm. rudolf and groove are the paper pushers

>>542708281
>JP gacha companies are parasites
fixed that for you

I've got 2LB Kitasan, one singular Creek card (0LB?), got SMaru in one 10 pull, do I pull for Riko and jeopardize my Cafe funds or will the two go hand-in-hand? Cause I just want Manhatten Cafe more than anything rn

>>542709832
>>542709997
Oh ok her unique needs a recovery skill to proc in the first half of the race to work, didn't know that, kinda annoying for shorter races.

>>542706839
I'll try again after rewards, by then school will be out for me

>>542709729
I got a spark ready I hope to get her in less than 50 rolls to get fuku armor

>New year Rudolf (waifu) close to Christmas oguri
No no please No NO FUCK

Dumb ass that sunk 30K into the sweep banner here. Rob Roy Stamina SR is actually pretty good. I accidentally MLB'd it. Mayano's 0 friendship ass is going into the garbage

>>542710073
Tazuna gave me focus and Kita never popped her gold... and I didn't get any mile or front skills from inspo... I'm cooked

fug

I need 777 with Maru but I still need swinging maestro otherwise she will die on next CM, right? BofA too even.

>>542710059
>been doing S. Maru runs for 7 hours straight
>I need to jerk off
seems like you didn't do your SMaru runs correctly?

STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU BORING FAT PIECE OF SHIT

>>542708623
>2 LB Kitasan
>1 LB Creek
>got Summer Maru without needing to spark
uhhh which timeline am I in

ok, but where the fuck is Summer Daiwa?

>>542709723
Wait its "or less"?
I kinda remember Vodka's animation splash triggering very reliably at exactly 200
Its not like how Rudolf's ult can hilariously fire at the finish line

>>542710067
>The point is that the point it can be activated in a race is fixed unlike basically every other recovery which activate at corners, straights, uphill/downhill etc. which vary between tracks. Let alone recoveries that depend on other horses surrounding you, passing you etc.
>>542709949
Anon above is right
There will always be a distance that is 777m away from the goal, you can't always guarantee that a corner or an uphill or a downhill will be a good place to trigger maru ult

>>542710305

No her unique needs a recovery skill to proc. If the recovery activated in the first half the unique happens when mid-race hits. However if there's no recovery early race then the unique activates when recovery happens. This is what people mean when they say you can manipulate the unique activation. So if your only recovery is 7's then the unique activates at 777m remaining.

>>542710346
>Dumb ass that sunk 30K into the sweep banner here.
What

>>542710338
Just pay the $20 for Oguri the following month.

>>542710378
She comes with Restless bwo...

I want to bite it.

>>542710073
>>542708581
Actually. Would you say the stats are good? Should I look to distribute them differently? That's about as much as I can get.

>>542710349
Just got married bros...
Also I just got another Summer Spe dupe...

>>542710403
None, the guide is for people who had to spark bricking their account

You just need to swipe at anni to MLB your kita and you're golden

>>542710059
>He rolled for SMaru only to make it his 2nd job
/uma/ never fails to make me laugh

>>542710437
The only way to truly be number 1 is to make sure no one else can roll her

>>542710437
You wouldn't be able to handle summer Daiwa.

what if I gamble with a late game BoFA with SMaru unique

>>542710437
The world was not ready, that's why she got kicked to Christmas.

>SMaru gave me a cool new title
Nice

>>542710442

&remain_distance<=200

bros whats the ending sound fx from?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfWIsvaJHIo

>>542710581
>lost her twin tails
its shit chief

>>542710465
The Sweep SSR card. I run end closers and love Hishi Amazon and needed a more reliable Straightaway Spurt. That's the only card for a very long time that has it in an event. Goldship is too random and inspiration events don't like me.

>>542710552
I see your Daiwa and I raise you golden bikini Meisho Doto.

>>542710595
Damn this is a nice title

>>542710595
ECLIPSE FIRST

>>542710614
this is a spic check btw if you answer properly you will be deported

>>542710524
Finally.
3 Summer Spe dupes, she is my first 4 star.

>>542708623
I have Kitasan LB1 and will use the free shit + pop my whale cherry with the paid selector to MLB her.
I have Creek LB1 but w/e she's just my Maestro machine.
I got Maru in a single 10 roll so I have 30k carats ready.
But I won't roll for Riko I'll just borrow her.

Why would anyone roll on SMaru when you can just do a completely free team of Tachyon/Grass Wonder/Nice Nature for Leo and have a decent shot of success

>>542710679
wtfff

oh man its going so well

>>542710731
Your Tachyon/Grass Wonder/Nice Nature team doesn't have huge fucking tits swinging in front of me

How do I build spe-chan for leo? Do I need potential 5?

>>542710614
goku ultra instinct

>>542710640
You DO know you can borrow cards, right?
...
Right?

>you don't get it guys, you need to save for Riko! Her card gives free Stamina boosting!
>I mean sure you can use someone else's
>and the Riko card stops doing that after the event but...

>>542710731
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZMSQX-6xPo
today I will remind them

>>542710773
No groundwork for you

HOLY FUCK GUYS CHECK THIS OUT

>>542710595
I wonder if you can reliably do this with Condor and AnS inherit

>>542710839
ahhhhhh thats it thanks, I thought it was jojos

>>542710925
>2 israel flags
OY VEY

Groundwork status?

>>542710773
Goodbye rainbows

>>542710925
>SEA flags
yeah that fits

I have officially given up on trying to build S.Maru for CM3 finals.

>>542710295
Cafe wont help you win CMs but Riko/Rice will. If you're fine with that then skip Riko/Rice and pull for your wife.

However getting Kita to MLB on the rerun in December is more important than any other support banner. Make sure you have 30,000 for that.

>>542710851
Now try borrowing non event cards past URA finale

how good is unrestrained on suzuka?

>>542710862
so evil...

>>542710851
I kinda figured no one else would for a while. Fuck, I MLB'd that awful Air Shakur card doing this shit. I feel very dumb

>>542711125
I always borrow Kitasan exclusively

>>542710461
Ah ok, makes sense, though I guess that is only possible on certain short races, you're gonna need to have other recoveries on Medium and Long

>need 2 gold recoveries to make sure smaru ults and dont whiff and also survive next cm
Aiiiie its so expensive, i dont have the sp budget for everything at all

>>542711146
Gamble skill, can activate too early and do nothing.

Building front runners isn't fun. I warned you. I told you, dog

>want to get summer spe as an end closer
>THH and it's on may act as pseudo weighing anchors to help her position better in the mid race
>but her unique wants her to be <=6 in CM lobbies which is unlikely for end closers in the mid race
im getting a feeling so complicated...
>just run her as a late surger retard
noooooooo i want end kinos...

Shes actually cute when she smiles and doesnt look like theres a stick up her ass ... Huh...

>>542707119
I love /ss/

>>542711245
Better say that again when Unity Cup is playable

>>542711430
>doesn't clarify who
devilish

>>542711418
><=6 in CM lobbies which is unlikely for end closers in the mid race
it's not rare at all. it's only rare for gold ship thanks to anchors

>first s.maru borrow run was okay but not the best
>second and third runs were dumpster fires
>my previous front is winningly slightly more than her in rooms
Welp now I'm not 100% sure who to throw in my finals team

SUMMER SPECIAL WEEK IS HOTTER THAN MARUZENSKY

She actually managed to pass the Blockushin

>>542711146
even if it activates, there's a 95% chance for it to do nothing because acceleration starts on a straight

>>542711227
Nonnie...

We have a race Friday and Matikanefukukitaru just wrote out her will and final testament. Should we do a recreation tomorrow?

>>542710773
joewari da

>>542710862
smaru sparkers don't look

>>542710437
Banished to the Never Ever realm

>>542711430
Dober.......

>>542707135
thank you chairman Park Shin-Oh

>>542711613
I have never had the strength one succeed

oh no no no smaru is gonna DOMINATE and PEG me in cm lobbies im shitting and pissing myself its over non-frontbros

>>542709729
I am skipping everything else to roll for her

I better not see any S. Maru's in the B finals.

>4 hours left until the cut-off
>still hasn't produced a good maru ace
it's over for me

Sex with Special Week

HAAA ha ha ha ha

>>542711635
oh no no no

>>542711806
don't worry she was dramatically overhyped (for this CM)

When is a GOOD Symboli Rudolph card coming out? Her smug aura mocks me.

>>542711912
She's too busy having sex (with me, of course)

>>542711912
INT Rudolf is utterly broken, but still years away.

>>542711146

It's potentially strong but useless in Cancer.

>>542710862
how did that nature win with no accel skills? is JP that incompetent?

>140 rolls saved up
i'll just simply paypig it

>>542711870
If you somehow have good enough parents to do it without borrowing, I'd keep doing runs right to the cut off

I don't care if it gets me killed but danchode is making me not get groundwork because he knows I'll turn it into a fan farming run
also I think he's gay and a flatlin

Danchou had to spark again... and this time he got 4 useless Spes without getting Maru, he's gonna get really angry and hurt us again...

>>542711635
Holy Based

>summer spe's unique animation is just her drowning herself
uuhhhh

>>542710862
>No music
do i even have to say the word

>>542711535
Looks like works better on Leo, but still a gamble. https://gametora.com/umamusume/racetracks/hanshin#2200-turf-inner
if I'm reading this right, acceleration begins on a corner, so if I've got Angling, Unrestrained, and Red Shift all proccing, Suzuka will fire like a rocket.

What white skills should I look for when building end closers? I feel lost when not using borrows for groundwork

>>542711912
There is an SR stamina version of that card, same debuffs but with groundwork and tether being replaced by long distance skills

>>542710881
>no tail held high
>no groundwork
>no medium S
>no mile S
this is now a fan run

>>542712185
Too heavy to swim

UOOOOHHHH CHILD UMA EROTIC

>>542707275
is this your first cygames gacha?
they are literally so greedy and predatory that monkeygate was responsible for actual IRL japanese government legislation regulating gacha pulls and transparency on rates lmao
anyways the actual strat is just spending $10 on the rental support card decks when they become a thing.

use a rental deck including a 5* kitasan (they literally all have her lol) and then you borrow a whale's 5* scenario-specific support card. The scenario cards are monstrously overpowered so you HAVE to use them but they only apply to 1 scenario.

>>542712170
Why is nice nature so sexy? Look at her-she’s so cute that I just want to spoon her

>>542712185
Horses can't drown

>>542710346
Did you get Sweep SSR MLB at least? That card's whole shtick is that it's a whale card. Extremely good at MLB, but trash outside of that. Rolling SSR Sweep for spurt is crazy, especially since you can just get it from inspo. Not like you're farming any other whites as end closers anyway.

I'm usually a helpful anon and anti-gaslighter. But after pulling neither summer uma in 200, I feel bitter against luckshitters bragging about their quick pulls. Is this how schizos are born?

>>542712185
closeup of her feet though

>>542712010

It's triple evil nature lobby. Most likely everyone was skimping on stamina.

If Sweep Tosho hate veggies does that mean she hate carrots too? I thought Uma all like carrots but carrots is a veggie and Tosho hate veggie so she also hate carrots?

>>542712225
the Hishiama card will be your bread and butter
>end closer savvy
>end closer straightaways
Narita Taishin is good too, End Closer Corners.
Then you could also look for distance-specific straightaways/corner skills, Narita Brian SSR has those for Leo.

>>542712319
She's like the second coming of Maki NishiKINO for me, that's my explanation. Older, but wiser. Possibly evil, if you believe the rumors...

>>542706438 (OP)
Attention /uma/!
Clover is now recruiting. Looking for trainers with prior commitment issues who are seeking to redeem themselves before it's too late. As long as you just do your career runs and don't vanish from this plane of existence for days on end you'll be fine.

And if you don't join after I spent so much time making this I'll cry. And Danchou will beat my ass and kick me to the curb for disrespecting the brotherhood by not getting new members. So please join.

>>542711418
Just become Golshi, bro.

>>542712470
Don't Biwa like bananas?

>>542709946
BlackRock Director anon... Gift me some carats...

>>542712563
I thought danchou quit...

>>542712568
i specialize in making knock-off end closers

Nice, got her in just 11 tickets.

>>542712563
i heeded the call yesterday

whats the original line in JP?

CM rooms are hyper sweaty right now holy shit

>>542712563
>officer
Where's your danchud

>>542712563
I fucking love this /uma/ club culture
It has a mixture of desperate salarymen trying to recruit, quotas, drama, rituals of morning uraras and dirt shoes, and danchous acting like petty leaders

My Oguri nor my sparks gave me groundwork lmfao

>>542712303
>spending $10 on the rental support card decks
those are free to use

>>542712563
VERY cute banner, anon. When it's a good time to ditch my current club? It was a random join and it's pretty dead but I got autistically attached to these guys... since I'm on the fence I'll let other anons here take these spots for now

>>542711146
LETS GO GAMBLING

>my Falco and Grass Wonder keep cucking Summer Maru out of a victory
Alright man

>>542712720
いっつほっとがーるさまー!
なおれつひーとしんぐすあっぷ!

>>542712563
I'll probably leave my A club and join A+ like this next month, I deserve better. I'm at the top graph despite just emptying my TP bar everyday!

OI ANY OINKERS UP WITH MLB SWEEPY???

>>542712872
arigato grass wonder-sama

I got my 3 cm4 aces in 3 runs but I fear they are subpar

>>542712720
The funny thing is no one making a fuss about this even on twitter because we're all agree that Maruzensky 21+ years old

>>542712563
when is a good time to withdraw from my current club?

>>542712563
>Rice shower club crashes and burns
Who could have predicted this?

>Pasa edges out my Daiwa for the Oka Sho win
AAAAIIIIEEEEE NO FUCKING BOYS IN GIRLS SPORTS TRUMP SAID SO!!!!!!!!!!

>>542712498
Thanks, I meant to say white sparks there but your reply still helps

what an annoying faggot holy shit

WHAT THE FUCK WERE THE LOCALIZERS THINKING?

YOU ARE THE DANCING QUEEN
YOUNG AND SWEET ONLY SEVENTEEN

am i supposed to take 7s on summer maru? or does it need to be a gold recovery skill

>>542713115
maru has bad affinities tho

>>542713024
>>542712821
At the start of next month right after the club rewards, it's too late to swap clubs now

>>542712563
sry, I can't join. i do not have rice shower, sadly, and I'm already sending my suzuka to the frontlines for another club

>>542713096
hmmmmmm

>>542708623
nah, fuck off nigger
>be me
>have 0lb kita
>0lb creek
>have 10k carats as of 10.15.25
My strategy is to:
>spark kitasan banner in December
>use SSR selector+jims to get 3lb/mlb
>borrow Riko
>spark all-uma banner in February

>>542712563
I'll hold back from joining right away because I got a bit burn out after all the grinding for this CM. Barely managing three runs a day and I don't want to be the club's anchor.

>>542713165
I know

Does anyone else feel compelled to save your CM umas? Win or lose?
I feel like that will grow to become a problem for me as time goes on..

>>542713142
>ONLY SEVENTEEN
Yeah, seventeen years ago

>>542712720
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/vw7DiGiydn4

>>542713160
yeppers

>>542713171
Noted, arigathanks

>>542712563
cute! might consider next month

>>542713258
How the fuck did you find 15 public CM simulator lobbies to join on such short notice
Is everyone that giddy to play with their Marus

>>542713210
>I'll hold back from joining right away
nta but if you wait long enough you can miss out on the monthly rewards*, you can just join and say something like "CM burn out, give me a day to start grinding" but type it gayer because of the word filter

* no idea what the actual cutoff is could've been on sunday for all I know, no it's too late and I'm not looking at the help menu

Reminder that the optimal play is to skip smaru, skip riko, and save all of your carats for the extremely good speed SSR that will start dropping in 8 months
>b-b-b-b-b-but that's so far away!!!
so what? start saving up now and you wont regret it, reminder it's possible to spark once on a banner and end up with a 0LB brick.

>>542713258
post stats+skills?

>>542713354
Everyone is spamming them out to test out their S Marus

Playable Uma foot odor from least to most pungent:
>Gold City
>Biwa Hayahide
>Nice Nature
>Super Creek
>Mejiro McQueen
>Symboli Rudolph
>Fuji Kiseki
>Grass Wonder
>TM Opera O
>Silence Suzuka
>Air Groove
>Maruzensky
>Daiwa Scarlet
>Curren Chan
>Mihono Bourbon
>Rice Shower (illegal)
>Tokai Teio
>Seiun Sky
>Mayano Top Gun
>Narita Taishin
>Special Week
>Smart Falcon
>Oguri Cap
>Narita Brian
>Goldship
>Vodka
>Sakura Bakushin O
>Haru Urara (illegal)
>Hishi Amazon
>El Condor Pasa
>Matikanefukukitaru (stress sweat)
>Agnes Tachyon
>Taiki Shuttle
>King Halo
>Winning Ticket
>Mejiro Ryan

>>542657715
>punk rock super creek lifting shirt
https://litter.catbox.moe/lp1z2q.jpg

>>542657380
>summer maru nip slip
https://litter.catbox.moe/83xc8t.jpg

>>542660486
>Brain POV missionary matudayazo-style
https://litter.catbox.moe/fr5512.jpg


Let me know if there are any serious errors to fix.

>>542713247
I wish I could add notes to them. "Here lies End Closer Mayo. She almost scored in Gemini"

>>542711912
damn i never looked at the full version of her support card she's smug as fuck

>>542713403
It's this one >>542708829

>>542710084
Look at this month's banners and decide what uma you want; none of the SSR cards are really giga core so you can skip them without fear.
You can just borrow Riko for Aoharu since you have MLB Kita

>>542712010
That's CN not JP.

*Entered your your cm3 final*

>>542712660
His death was greatly exaggerated. The blood pumped to his penis from seeing summer maru circulated back to his heart and revived him from his slumber. Now there's two (2), read em, dos officers.

>>542712703
You heeded the siren song that leads trainers astray... many such cases.

>>542712747
Quantum-flux state that could either mean "We're so back" or "It's so over". But I'm not paid to think about what my superiors are doing. In fact, I'm not paid at all...

>>542712768
And it loves you too anon... now you going to buy in or what.

>>542712821
>>542713024
The wait before getting rewards is 14 days. If there's any time to do it it'd be as soon as possible, as if you don't get kicked you'll need 24 hours to join a club. So at minimum you'll want 15 days just for safety and we're cutting it a bit close already since it's only 2 days of wriggle room. At least from my understanding. People keep saying its past this point but my brain is a bit too small to comprehend why rewards would be calc'd earlier than the 31st.

>>542713035
>>542713178
Despite having Rice Shower three times in the image and using it right now in my post here, it is not a rice shower club. I was forced to incorporate them or danchou would send me to the fan farming caves to make up for the rest of our members. I mean I already do that but someone telling me to do it would make me not want to do it and that's the worst punishment of all.

>>542713210
we'll miss you.. but the CM slaughter has been real so I understand. Danchou isn't as lenient though and will break my legs because of you.

I won

>>542710084
MLB Kita and 1LB Creek is the diamond account for F2Ps right now, just perma borrow Riko.

>>542713373
the optimal play is to roll who you like and don't bother with cards. Eventually cards will become better at 0 LB (and personally I think many later umas have not so good designs, so it's easier to skip) and it's when you roll for cards.

Front is too inconsistent, even with groundwork
I'm just going to run two lates with my s.maru and hope for the best

>>542713361
Speaking of which, what Uma do I use for high fan count and relatively easy careers? Oguri?

>>542713641
Won what?

Are you just locked out of the finals if you forgot to register? Seems pretty asinine that they only give you 12 hours if that's the case

>>542713623
what the fuck is with those colors

>>542712720
Sekkaku no natsuda mono! Fiba suru kkya Nainai

>>542713623
>target in sight and lone wolf miss
>dies

>>542713718
Last team you ran with gets registred iirc. Never tried that though.

>>542712660
I think he came back just to dump carats on S.Maru and now he's gone again

>>542713718
It auto selects your last used team

>>542713623
>corner recov doesn't proc
gg

>>542713626
is that banner you posted what you want on the club list? Is your danchou okay with that?

>>542713664
cards are good for a long time, kitasan and maru/tachyon are core for long enough that the investment is worth it. you will be left in the dust if you never roll for cards, just don't roll often

i don't have seiun. should i still pull for smaru?

Wait SMaru's career is the same as regular Maru? So you're telling me I just spent 300 bucks and I don't even get a new scenario? Are all alt versions like this?

>>542713718
You have 12 hours to login and tap like two buttons. Unless you got knocked into a coma or you're working in the ER I don't think it's too hard to register

>>542713853
She gets 3 new outfit events

>>542713704
Rudolf and Golshi for pretty much automatic farming of all three triple crowns and dual grand prix
Rudolf can be finagled to be a frontrunner for ease of use and Golshi can just be left as end because she doesnt get blocked as often as lates lol

>>542713718
It automatically registers whatever the last team you entered was.

Don't reply to him, he is baiting!

>>542713853
Why would it be different? It's the same character, just in a different costume. If you change outfits, do you start doing a completely different career?

>>542713718
It's ok. Just don't run meme teams in your last ticket and always do your best.

>>542713715
24 Hours of Special Breed, with me

>>542713853
3 costume specific random events are the only difference between alts storywise

>>542713626
Well desu it's nice to see your club didn't die but trying to recruit right now is useless. Nobody is gonna leave their club and risk missing out on the monthly gibs.

>>542713853
>he fell for the alt outfit gaslight

>>542713704
Maruzensky Oguri, Suzuka, even El
Ones that have real races as their goals (not G3s) and for decent distances (Medium gives you Japan Cup), are positioned towards the front and that have good uniques (Teio's never activates) for the races they're running.
More consistent races if they have synergy with the deck you're running.

>>542713876

At least in EU that 12 hours is during the night+work/school on a weekday.

>>542706839
513211998306

>>542713921
Thank you for funding the game.

whens the next must pull banner and how much carrot should i have now to be able to spark that banner

good God...

>>542712298
As someone who only pulls Umas with my dick Sometimes I literally unzip, grip the base my cock, and click pull with my tip for good luck. Idk why I started doing that, don’t ask and then worries about the meta afterwards, is sweep tosho worth it? I really want to pull for her since this little erotic Uma kid makes my dick twitch everytime I see her swimsuit art, but I also want save for future umas Like my cow tit wife Meisho Doto, and I just don’t know if it’s worth spending my carrots on her…

Poor Blockushin...

>>542714018
delicious milky latte

>>542713876
>Get knocked into a coma while working in the ER on someone knocked into a coma
>Wake up a few days later, first thing you do is check your phone
>You won

Should I pull for Vodka for to secure myself BoFA as second gold heal for my Golship ace? There's literally no other option other than luckshitting the director carrot event

>>542714013
kitasan
probably about 10k. Helps if you save support tickets and half a thousand paid carats

Having both xmas fatty and valentine r9k one month apart seems kind of cruel

>>542714027
Nigger she's a Support card if you're gonna dick pull do it for actual Umas.

>>542714108
do you want to deal with BoFA activating too early on the race?

>>542714143
I'll just skip xoguri and buy her on anni

>>542714027
She's not good until MLB and I'm kinda fucked for the next couple weeks for running this banner to spark.

Is Scarlet SSR support card is a good Power support card or still worse than SR Helios or SR Biwa?

>>542714027
just get the real one next year

>spooked Fuji Kusoki and TM Opera Slow along with three summertime chudness on the way to pitying Maru

What the hell am I supposed to do with these idiots?

I got Maru and a dupe of her a week later on a fucking 3* ticket
Yer tellin me i gotta pull for her AGAIN

>>542713626
I'm not joining unless it's a Rice Shower danchou club

>>542714101
Umazing!

>>542713942
Is this an uma mating dance?

>>542714207
Worse than most lb0 SR

>>542714207
It can give Race Planner, might be a decent option on medium race if you're on high stam sparks.

>>542714009
sent

what is stam skill should i get for this CM with Summer Maru?

Does S strategy affinity do anything other than be a placebo?

>>542714143
>Roll vbourbon
>Wait a month, anniversary ticket xoguri
It's that simple

>>542714226
>Rice Shower danchou club
The two clubs we had that had Ricefags as the danchou turned out to be discordfags.

>>542714184
Give me 2nd gold heal options then, Gold Ship pot5 is useless in this CM. Maestro is default

>>542714143
You pretty much never need to spark for Uma banners anyway so it's not a big deal. There isn't even anything to pull for unless you still don't have 3LB+ Kita anyway. Unless you're retarded in which case you're pulling for Rice/Riko and Nature

>>542713834
It's fun to try your best with what you got.

I'm thinking of 2LBing my FM instead of Kitasan since I'm gonna be sparking there anyway, thoughts?

>>542714320
swinging maestro and 777

>>542713828
Probably not going to be the banner. I might whip something up later but it's just a attention grabbing advert for the cause. I'll have time to figure something out while my shattered femur bones heal from baseball bat related blunt trauma. Danchou might let me keep my arms if he's pleased...

>>542713956
Well that's alright, probably going to take a brief hit to our Club ranking this month anyway. Long as we're alive we can keep truckin along.

>>542714226
You'll never guess what...

what cards do you even use for kitachud (the horse) because you can't use kitachud (the card)

>>542714326

It's wit boost so mostly relevant for fronts.

>>542714157
She looks so sexy though… I hope there’s a least some dumbass who maxed her out so I could borrow her. I haven’t seen one yet when searching for friends though…

My only true danchou is dead...

>>542714485
Summer Maru's card

>>542714513
I thought strategy doesn't change wit for skill activation? Or does it only not go in the negative?

>>542714343
there's none, just standby or inherited uniques of super creek and tachyon. I just said it because you could be spending those carats for a card that gives you a skill that might as well not exist due to how early it can proc

>>542714485
Maruzensky because Kita is a Niger

>>542714485

Any speed cards you have. SSR Suzuka would be the ideal one since it's loaded with front skills and good stats.

>>542713853
Imagine not wanting to visit the wonderful world that is Bubblyland. You are a sad bwo.

>>542713954
SMaru's fast-paced event isn't random, it always procs on first week of summer.

Bros I had to spark for S maru, I'm going to be fine for Riko banner when it drops right?

>>542714226
>If I had a nickel every time an /uma/ club imploded because of a danchode who liked Rice Shower

Wassup niggers are you ready to lose finals to gambler chads?? Start making peace with yourself after wasting 200 pulls on a hag that loses to gambler chads

>>542714530
https://uma-global.pure-db.com/#/search?searchInfo=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%3D%3D

How's this? She also has Lone Wolf.

>>542714586

Fronts use wit checks to activate speed up modes up to mid race. They either try to retake first or increase the lead if they're first if they pass the wit check.

>>542714326
S strategy affects everything related to Wit except Skill Activation chance

>>542714709
Sure, that's plenty of time to find a job.

>>542714586
wit is important for pacing mode/overtaking mode mechanics

>>542714746
So you're saying wit is more important than power

>>542714745
looks good post deck

>>542707768
>Unknown Skill 110041
kek

>>542714745
Don't come into my Finals nigger

why is Teio so popular?

>Birthday
>Let's make one birthday roll for Maru
>This happens
Thanks! Though it's not Maru... or Special Goon.

>>542714909
Protagonist of the best season

>>542714485
Tachyon and Maru

>>542714909
>popular
>1,255 votes
choose one

>>542714709
>he fell for the s maru anti riko gaslight

>>542714909
daughter(wife)
brat
VA buff
Anime buff

if only this was medium..

>>542714909
s2 was pure kino

>Finally get the high roll on stats at the 0th hour, thanks to early charming
>No Mile S
Even without the SS right should still have about the same speed and Power as the middle thanks to the better stats right? Thus making right objectively better than middle.

I also have left, from a run I did with an extra spd card instead of my 0LB Oguri, but I think Furious Feat still make right the best pick. However I'm unsure.

>>542714709
bricked

>>542714485
almond eye

>>542714812
They should have made it effect skill activation chances for style skills at least

>>542714909
>1255 voters
lol lmao even

Whaling is so fucking expensive in this game I wonder how many people are actually whaling out and how many are just getting lucky and saving hundreds of bucks

>>542713462
Based umanko genner.

Total Teio Torture!

>>542714745
Slightly better skills but slightly worse stats than the SMaru I've been going about 33% in pub lobbies with. Definitely better than most of the Smarus I've seen shid out.

>>542714909
I've always said that Rice is the real reddit uma.

>>542714586
>I thought strategy doesn't change wit for skill activation?
...it doesnt?

>>542715109
I have so many fucking cleats, bro

>>542715006
I had a fun set of medium abilities with things like Up-Tempo thanks to Pasa and some other cards...then I got a Mile pink with Oguri. It's not the worst pink since it's not style and I can pass the whites well enough, but that clash is a little silly.

>>542708623
>tfw f2pchad with MLB Kita, MLB Creek, got summer Maru and summer Spe in 120 rolls and still have 140 rolls left
I am set for X.Oguri and Valentine Bourbon

>>542714909
She has always been popular
https://ranking.net/rankings/best-umamusume-characters
Oguri
Teio
McQueen
Gold Ship
Rice Shower

>new sweep starts with 0 friendship gauge
>despite much stronger rainbows than SR sweep still ends up giving out less total stat gain because of the +5 turns needed to reach rainbow tier vs SR sweep
>you HAVE to high roll Charming O in junior year or SSR sweep bricks a run comparitively

Dacnhou owes me a big pack!

34787498 CM4

>>542714745
>>542715164
Forgot pic

>>542715109
I'm comparing this to a shoestring budget game but holy fuck, in Fire Emblem Heroes, spending $100 means you're getting your fucking unit.

what the fuck is going on the game is being too generous i dont like it im scared

>>542714709
if you spent everything, no.

>>542715316
no early or mid game skills...

>>542715053
Right. Throw them all in the umalator if you want to double check.

I feel like I my amount of knowledge about the game isn't anything special, but then I see the questions some people ask. Maybe I actually am in kinda deep...

>>542713834
Question is if you are ready to spend 30k for a 55% chance to get 0-1 LB brick.

>>542715279
Heard Danchou said he's giving you a big pack of dick

>>542714909
which one is the least popular, is it Bono? I kinda like her but I'm an architect

Can't stop fucking gyarus

>>542715316
Where are the decks for both?

Serious question.
Is there any meaning to wait until the evening/night (EU) before matching in the finals? Previously, I think nights had a lot of easy players. But does the same apply to the finals? Or are we actually prematched?

>>542715465
Broye the fake French uma

where the fuck is dota horse

>>542715449
Right that's why I think spending one spark on a support banner is a trap (unless it's a card that is actually good at 0LB like summer maru)
Otherwise save well in advance to spark multiple times

post something cute

>>542715523
nyo matchmaking is automatic for Finals.

So other than hag sex, what makes Summer Maru so good?

>>542715424
average /vg/ users isn't far above twitter crowd these days in non-braindead games, not a good idea to use those as a reference point.

QoL status?

>>542714909
Well what do you have to say about this "reddit" Tachy spammers? Will you finally shut the fuck up, dumb niggers
Teio and Rice are literally normalfag umas

>>542715523
No. The finals match you up completely randomly after everyone registers.

>>542715053
>>542715390
My instinct when wanting to compare shit like this is to shove it into umalator and i keep wishing there was some sort of, i dont know, fucking OCR -> auto entry function to make it less tedious

>>542715523
we've had two CM before this, why is this still a question

I need this fucking game to get Google Play Points integration. I have so fucking many.

>fails literally anything over 10%
MARUFUCKINGWHORESKY DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE