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>>534772997>Game News (EN)Current Rate Up: Curren Chan (3*), Yukino Bijin (SSR), (SSR), Nishino Flower (SR), Narita Taishin (3*), Yaeno Muteki (SSR), Zenno Rob Roy (SR)
Next Rate up: Smart Falcon (3*), Super Creek (SSR), Tazuna Hayakawa (SSR)
Main Story Chapter 3 is up.
8/7 - 8/22: Golshi Week Celebration
8/17 - 8/27: CM Taurus Cup - Tokyo 2400m, left, spring, sunny, firm
8/21 - 8/30: Legend Race
8/28 - 9/10: Story Event
Timeline: https://uma.moe/timeline
>Game News (JP)Current Rate Up: Satono Crown (Alt 3*), Cheval Grand (Alt 3*), Win Variation (SSR), Duramente (SSR)
Legend Race vs Sakura Bakushin O (Alt) and Biko Pegasus will be held on 8/7
LoH Long will be held on 8/12, Sapporo, 2600m, right, summer, sunny
Pakalive Vol. 56 4.5th anniversary stream on 8/22
CM Classic will be held in September, Kyoto, 2000m, right, autumn, sunny
>IP NewsUmamusume 6th Live Event Autumn Leg will be held on 10/18-19
https://umamusume.jp/contents/event/tnf6th-autumn/
>Thread CirclesJP: ใฆใใชใชใชใช (20 million/month), PUMA, ใฆใใดใใใฎใพใซใพใซ (No quota)
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>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26 (Now includes Tanukis)
Game database
https://gametora.com/umamusume (click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)
A basic guide for newfags
https://rentry.org/umaglobal
Find networks if your region is blocked from the game or client
https://www.umavpn.top/
Seiyuu & Concerts
https://rentry.org/umst
/uma/ POG (Paper Owners Game)
https://rentry.org/umapog
Umamusume Global Reference Document
https://docs.google.com/document/d/11X2P7pLuh-k9E7PhRiD20nDX22rNWtCpC1S4IMx_8pQ/preview?tab=t.0
Punching Rudolf in the stomach every turn she doesn't give a skill hint!
And then I told him to build wit and he fucking believed me, lmfao my ass off
In this thread, we respect the Commander.
If anons are tryharding clubs to feed their egos, why dont they just eat roasted carrots if they hunger?
All human who posts under this post dosenโt have human rights!
ah we back to being a CONNECTING.... simulator
>hat on
>ahah such a silly horse
>hat off
>literal top model
>>>534785353@grok is this real?
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I want to see King's Halo...
>>534785465>the tiny bit of cameltoemuh
>>534785340its not about ego, its about carats
you're gonna pull your weight like everybody else or fuck off
you are free to choose which club you want to join, so why should 29 people have to suffer your bullshit of
>i just wanna do one run per day and get top 100 when they are doing their best to keep themselves in that top 100
you're just nagging for the sake of nagging with no purpose behind it
Rudolf has dumb looking hair. She looks like she has a extension wig on
>>534784921Cafe's friend is her father, Sunday Silence. One of her events is called a Taste of Silence, and she also references his corner acceleration.
>But why Manhattan Cafe among all his sons?IRL Cafe is basically a carbon copy appearance-wise among Sunday Silence's sons.
>>534785261>Seeking the Pearl>MaruzenskyI want a third one for the hag trio but I can't think of one. Creek doesn't really fit, she's more of a mother than the other two.
Good night faggots.
Have a picture of my wife.
the horses are NOT for sexing
>>534785576careful, not even gold ship would go near her
>>534785634How can she be your wife if she's my wife???
>>534785634>whoring your wifeThe fucking STATE of /uma/
>>534785618>hagThat's enough out of you.
>>534785639Silence, human woman.
What does "breaking out of the pack" mean in, for example, Rice Shower's unique skill? If I inherit that for an uma that isn't a Pace Chaser or Front Runner, would that still activate?
If you're only doing one run a day your run should at least look like this
>>534785634I'm gonna cum in her tits.
>>534785612Damn, that's literally everyone.
Who was this horse?
Where is the super creek banner.
>>534785756>44 wins out of 45 racesIt was Hopeful Stakes, wasn't it?
>>534785756dont do this chat youre bricking your account, get SS on a stat for DOUBLE the chance of a 3* blue
>>534785802Sunday Silence. He was a horse.
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>>53478580514 or hours from now
Don't let their slackers shame you into not trying your best for your club, anons. Start kicking them out, they are going to quit playing the game regardless if they successfully leech of our clubs.
Who else bringing two debuffers?
>Tether + Dominator = -4% SPD for people in front
>2 Hesitant debuff for each class = -2% SPD
>2 Subdue early race = -2% stamina early race
>2 Flustered mid race = -2% stamina after most people used maestro
>Murmur + Sharp gaze + Mystifying murmur + All Seeing eyes = -8% stamina, reducing one gold skill worth of stamina
>SPD reduced late race = 6%,
> Stamina reduced = 12%,
although the first 2% stamian reduced may not be as important because people regen stamina to full after the first corner with maestro, 10% is still a lot, and remember, this is only my two debuffers, if we add a third is much more depending on the other people debuffers, now if they also bring two debuffers everyone is fucked, and that's why im bringing a Front Runner so they can dodge a lot of debuffs
>>534785738Her eggs are already toast and you know it brother.
>>534785987heads will roll at the end of the month
restructuring will happen next month
>>534786002I think i might because i'm F2P and bringing two aces is too hard
>>534785465She's hot even with the retard helmet.
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Who do I use my selector on?
>>534785987does the total fans earned for your original club transfer to the new club if you leave and join the new club?
>>534786129Oguri
>b-but muh mcque--Oguri
did cheval grand got any notable offspring or they are all loser
Because every fresh account gets 18k carats, i reroll every week for a 0lb super creek + the newest uma so i can enjoy their stories
>>534786129Oguri Cap will give you free points in dirt and can flex into pretty much any style and distance (except sprint and front-runner).
>>534786221have you ever gotten lb3 kitasan black post-banner
>>534785802The American Dream and the saviour of Japan.
His showdown with his rival, Easy Goer, is still one of the most kino races to this day.
https://youtu.be/g9pc1i7nRT0?t=1m4s
>>534786152No. part of the reason why danchous aren't so trigger happy when kicking people
>>534786275Iโm dumping like 60 rolls on uma banner so no. Thereโs 3 random SSR tickets per account so itโs easy to get a SC start and borrow a random MLB kitasan black
I did reroll kitasan black banner when i got caught up in the hype but i didnโt get a LB3 after 2 days of rerolling so it should be impossible for offrate
>>534786312aite, i guess I may as well stick it out till the next month and rethink my options since I've earned quite a bit
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what the fuck is wrong with her mom
>Get a smile on my face when Umapyoi Densetsu plays at the end of Season 1
>They continue the tradition of playing it for the credits at the end of Season 2 and 3
>Watch Beginning of a New Era and see that Pokke and friends sing it at the end of the movie as well
>Watch Road to the Top and NTR and friends also sing it at the end of the 4 episode OVAs
>Watch Cinderella Gray
>They don't end it with Oguri singing Umapyoi Densetsu
>>534786452She's a cunt. That's all.
>>534786129wait until free rolls are over so you don't get fuck over by RNG, you may get the horse you want and save the ticket for someone else
>>534786480at the finale for sure...
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Who the fuck is this power ranger nigger? I just want SRs. I have 1 max SR. Give me SRs nigger game
https://x.com/tenlock/status/1954507236149223550
It was hug day so here's something nice.
>>534786129I think I got Maruzensky with mine and feel like an omega retard for taking her instead of Oguri
>>534786597shut your fucking mouth you fucking faggot
>>534785618Mejiro Ramonu. She's already been a hag since birth
>>534786597>power rangerkill yourself
>>534786597one of the best speed cards in the game
>>534786312That doesn't make sense though. If someone is leeching then it wouldn't matter much if you lost the fans they contributed because it wasn't much in the first place. The earlier you can replace them with someone who will produce more fans the better. The later you kick leeches the worse you'll be off.
>his favorite umas' horse irl is a male
Ishygddt. You're not a homo faggot, are you??
>>534786417It was very possible to reroll LB3 after getting 3 copies and sparking the last one, what was impossible was LB4, specially in the beginning, it was easier later on because of freebis that we have no way of knowing when they were to come ot.
GLOBAL WAS A FUCKING MISTAKE
You are in an enclosed room with king halos mother. The room will be unlocked in 24 hours. How would you pass the time?
>>534786279why does america constantly breed some of the most yoked horses in history
>>534786335Tosen Jordan is peak sexo design but fucking Hell her roll period is rough, shortly before Tamamo and the all spark banner and not long after Doto, Eishin and Gold City has already milked me.
>>534786480>They don't end it with Oguri singing Umapyoi Densetsu>end it withCG is like halfway through the White Lightning Arc and ended with a tease at the Japan Cup international umas.
How come nobody likes Gold Ship?
>>534785752https://gametora.com/umamusume/skill-condition-viewer?skill=100301
Site will give you a breakdown on varying uniques and other skills if wording on it is too much or if you're wondering about the specifics. For Rice Shower, breaking out of the pack just means she's speeding her shit up to get ahead of other front umas she's near. The only qualifiers for her unique is boiling down to "be in 4th or higher place, and you've overtaken one uma during/by the final corner." If your non-Pace Chasers and non-Front Runners can achieve that, it will also activate.
>>534786750I put on my robe and wizard hat
That's it. Stafysis it's time to kick the leeches from Inc. We need to get our top 100 back this month.
>>534786706At MLB maybe, I'd rather get my 1LB Sweep to MLB than get some LB0 SSR that I will never max out. At least the Creek banner comes today.
>>534786750I'd probably just try to sleep.
Otherwise I'd ask her for advice on my wardrobe and see if I can hold conversation for more than a few hours.
>>534786480She's not an Umapyoi Legend yet.
>>534786152I accidentally replied to you in the last thread but you always keep your total fans and thatโs what shows up. Your contributions to a club start at zero when you join however. This is what makes spreadsheets a requirement for higher rank clubs because the game also doesnโt tell you or anyone how many youโve personally contributed so the leader has to manually keep track. If youโre the same anon that was debating joining the top 100 club you would have to triple (not double, I was wrong) your count by the end of the month to make a difference
>>534786750Talk about the hit TV-Shows "The Sopranos" and "It's always sunny in Philadelphia"
>>534786730Tbh i lost motivation to continue after someone posted a seller selling maxed out kitasan black accounts for peanuts. I accepted that esports isnโt for me, i just want to read stories at my own pace
>>534786803She's probably top 3 most popular horses on global
Top 5 is her, Bakushin, Tachyon, Teio, and Urara
>>534786750HAVE SEX WITH HER
>>534786886I should steal this idea the next time I have to talk to someone without a mutual hobby.
>>534786607I don't trust that horse.
Oguri Cap is just Luffy
>haha food, where is da food? did someone say food?
>is literally retarded
>shifts into second gear after 18 episodes of foreplay and wins by a miracle of retard power
>>534786750i lecture her due to her poor treatment towards THE first rate umamusume and ask that she apologize
>>534786945Anon she's married what the fuck.
>>534787010wtf is this true
>>534786721Like 80% of the cast is male irl (almost 90% if you don't count Urara who is only famous for being the retardedest) Colts are bigger and stronger than fillies so the most famous horses are overwhelmingly male.
favorite uma rivalry in careers?
>>534787076HAVE MOTHERFUCKING SEX WITH HER
>>534786982To be fair, she only had a hand in that last rejection.
>>534787158Vodka and Daiwa obviously
>need to roll for cards tomorrow
>but want to get trainees of the next month
AAAA I HATE THIS BANNER SYSTEM!
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Agnes Tachyon is my favorite uma
Is she in any of the animated adaptations outside of the movie?
>>534787228Rank of your club?
>>534786607Her eyes are so beautiful...
>>534787228What's your ID bwo?
>>534787228i want this anon to give me the succ
>>534787158Is there any actual bad blood rivalry in this game, like, not shit yuribait rivalries, but like genuine "i fucking hate this nigger" rivalries? Or is it all just kumbayah
>>534787269>>534787279All confidential
Next questions please
>>534786878nah I wasn't that anon, but thanks for the detailed reply
>tripleyeah nah, if anything I started strong with the fan farming this month and now im winding down, definitely not worth leaving now
>>534787228How many rank places in number do you estimate to be costing your club?
>>534786712I guess you're right especially since most club switching probably happens in the first half of the month. Also I mean yeah, if it's someone who hasn't logged on for 7d and has low fan count sure you can find yourself in situation where it's not so easy
>>534787324Name of your club?
>>534786767Sunday Silence was actually considered a weak horse when he was younger. His legs were fucked up and he was left unsold at the auction. When going back home, the transport had an accident and he was the only horse who survived the crash. Unironically, his whole backstory would make him a better protag than most umas.
Easy Goer, his rival, was the clear favorite coming into the triple crown, who had a good pedigree making it even more anime. Sunday Silence won the first two crowns but got denied by Easy Goer on his final crown by 8 lengths. Their final showdown was during the breeder's cup where Sunday Silence won once more.
>>534787158Opera-Doto-Ayabe have a funny dynamic
Yknow people call Uma and other JP gachas predatory and jewish but has anyone kept up with Diablo Immortal recently? The top whale has spent 400k on it and the next few are not far behind
>>534787113Yeah and if your uma isn't one of the 28 female horses, you're a faggot.
Don't try and pretend you aren't a homoworm
>>534787242The only thing i miss about hoyo slop is being able to just run the character without rolling for the weapon.
Here? Most characters are desirable and while getting one copy is enough, the rates are not only low, getting support cards is the "wisest" choice as they are more important for your account, however all that's irrelevant as one copy is worse than the SR yet still gives more progress to your account than a horse.
>>534787360I don't know since I don't keep track of points like some fag
>>534787389Uma&Co
>>534786767Sunday Silence is the genetics GOAT of Japan but the Canadian Northern Dancer is more insane to me.
>had leading sires in the UK, North America, Australia, Ireland, France and Japan, multiple sires and even sires of sires.That's basically a world conquest in horse racing and they were usually leading sires not once or twice but 10+ times everywhere, madness.
>>534787395>survived a crash where the truck flipped over after the driver had a heart attackthat's crazy that he managed to survive, what with all the talk that horses are fragile as shit
YOU GUYS LIED I WOKE UP AND THE BANNER IS NOT UP YET WTF
>>534787473never post this kind of ugly art again, wasting an image slot i could use to shitpost
>>534787307so far I've only seen the obvious angry lesbians, the whole friendship rivalry between Spe, Condor, Grass, King and Sky, and the few one sided times someone goes "I WILL BEAT YOU SUZUKA!" "Who are you again"
Hey Anon did you know today is non-consensual hug day? By clicking on the link below, you consent to being forcefully hugged by a random Uma!
https://umamusu.wiki/Special:RandomInCategory/Main_Characters
oh! Would you look at the time a new day has just passed! Let's see... today is rape day! Well good luck anon hopefully you didn't already roll a uma haha!
>>534787325The โtripleโ was only for that specific anon who was asking. He had like 20mil so it was just to give him a general idea.
If youโre sitting at anything decent right now of course you donโt have to triple it. You donโt have to increase it at all if your club is casual enough even.
>>534787514How can you call yourself a true leech if you donโt even know how much better your club would be without you? This AMA sucks
>>534787608in fact no, I did not roll, thanks for the warning beforehand
>>534787608>Air GrooveShe looks like she needs a hug so that's a nice roll.
>>534787395Also, Sunday Silence ended up being best friends with McQueen after he came to Japan. Uma's Gold Ship's interactions with McQueen are basically a reference to IRL Sunday Silence and McQueen.
>>534787473I love looter games so much, it is a shame they're the perfect formula for the most degenerate, predatory monetization formats in the world
>>534787659>This AMA sucks>leech
>>534787608>it's another character with an oversized coat that covers their handsi sleep
>>534787307gold ship gets pissed off at tosen jordan for trying to boss her around but i doubt she holds a grudge
>>534787715sexbot prepare your pelvish
>>534787524I do know that he's Maruzensky's grandpa. Really crazy genes
What's funny is that umao's monthly quota of 40m is not even good enough for top 100 but they have so many giga farmers that they farm well above the minimum daily fan requirements for top 100 anyways
>>534787608Got my wife, damn I'm lucky today.
>>534787608i actually like her, can't wait to roll for her
>1 hour remaining
TT status?
Its just kinda crazy that the most powerful horses in the world are all descendants of one or two muslim horses
>>534787251pretty sure she was seen aura farming in the BNW ova
>>534787585How about that fucker avoids posting art like that AND you stop raping the image limit with your unfunny and lame shitposts?
>it's another Rudolf doesn't give the hint for Tether run
It's all so tiresome...
>>534787608>rolled my actual wife You just made my day anon.
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>>534787973You have to be 18 to post here.
>>534788006how about i rotate your balls
>>534787608I got an ugly horse. Fuck this.
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>>534787608who bitch this is
>>534788092A very handsome one even.
>>534788006Hiลgi: Seisล Nenten Bฤซmu!
>>534785326Kill special week
Rape special week (non affectionately)
demean Special week
Hit Special week with a speeding train
Cripple special week
Take the human rights away of Special week
Become stepdad of Special week and commit domestic violence
Crush all the hopes and dreams of Special week
A.K.A the worst uma in this entire fucking franchise
>>534787608I don't want to get my dick flattened...
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>>534785576Sharing the bed with Gentildonna!
>>534787825>one of their giga fan farmers left our club to go join theirs>we would be up an entire tier if he stayed>betrayed the group for 600 carats>instead of helping the 30 other people get a meaningful 30 places higher goes to help top club get 2 places higherItโs bad what a few extra carrots does to people, very few see the bigger picture
wow i got into class 6 without trying on my old account
>>534788129Shit taste desu senpai, Duramente is great.
>>534787608should i be worried?
>>534788129Well fuck you, buddy.
>>534788129I'll fucking kill you.
>>534787608>Durandalqrd on this hornse?
>>534787608I was hoping for one with more tummy exposed, but this is a pleasant surprise
Trying to do Evil Nature's career without any sort of good inheritance is torture holy shit.
>>534788485like, in a TM Opera style? gives me that vibe
>>534788435One of the Inu Musumes
any fan farming deck/guide? i struggled to win after failing 4 sub 10% trainings
>>534788534More like Bourbon if her father hadn't introduced her to Gundam, with a dash more romance.
>>534788058>when you find out danchou is a leech himself
no one has built a Turf/Medium Urara for CM... They lied to us about it being a "favorites" game
>>534788347>betrayed the groupMaybe if you did your job as a proper danchou they'd have no reason to leave?
>>534788570just win your >15k fan g1s bwo
>>534787608WTF
FUUUUUCKKKK
>>534788605Fuck, thought you were talking about Duramente.
Ignore this post.
>>534786126>whale account
>>534788631Everyone here lies about using their favorite horse. They would rather whore their wife in here than use her for events. And no, your wife not being released in global yet is not an excuse.
>>534788129This he's so ugly even in the anime, glad he got hurt and never recovered
Why the fuck does the fodder front Urara strat even work, shouldn't the pace chasers just overtake her and become the new frontrunners
>>534788347Based overlord
This is what a REAL danchode is like
>>534786706I have it at LB1 and it's bricking my runs by getting rainbow only after senior year
>>534787608>DuramenteI don't know anything about this horse other than she has a good last spurt. S3 really fucked over uma personalities.
>>534788701Best bro
https://youtu.be/aK94MhReoYs
>>534788694>raped by a boy
>>534785802You can trace basically the entire roster (85 or so) horses to Northern Dancer (Sunday Silence's dad), which traces his lineage all the way back to Eclipse.
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>>534788347>Laid-BackAs in, "daddy's got this". I fucking kneel, Centurial Overlord...
>horses don't do the animation of inherited uniques
lame
>>534788760I tried that once and someone else brought their shitass mayano in
and thus both of us wasted a slot on our team for jobbers that went last because fronts eat shit against golshis and deboofers
>>534788631Uma's year 1 is very unbalanced and you have limited tools and resources to actually build a horse. Why take the dozens of hours of effort to make a mediocre Ace like Urara,when Oguri Cap is 2/3rds of the way there out the box?
It gets better when sparks become more accessible and friend borrows more bountiful
So umamusumes like ear scritchies
>>534788920I do want to see Rudolf do the Gold Ship anchor animation
Her smile and optimism: gone
Would this be good for CM?
>>534788975serves her right
>>534788920what the hell happened to grass
>>534788347>Rank 5600 is still B+ Wtf why are people slaving away like crazy treating this game like a 2nd job
>>534788631sorry bro, building turf and medium sparks is taking a long time to do
>>534788975Approach her while riding a motorcycle, stare at her disappointingly with a head shake, then ride off
>>534788991Not really you nature is just a small annoyance to anyone with one gold skill. They can easily shrug it off.
>>534786750Shittalk her daughter
>>534788975>latechuds getting boxed as usual>>534788991that's a lot of power
also I've seen more debuffs on other ones
>>534789036maruzensky's #1 hater
>>534787608Well I did get an onsen ticket on my first run with her so...
Highway to the Danger Zone
>>534788817It's really cute.
i feel like club reqs should include at least 500k for tt. Its like an easy score to hit for autists but casuals cant ever hit this.
>>534789202where exactly is mayano's danger zone
>>534788860Umamusume is incest game.
>>534789053what's being shown is the b+ from their last month's ranking (top 3000)
top 5000 is b
their current rank is like c+
posting an uncensored penis in /uma/
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>>534789127>>534789108This was my previous one, wish i had lvl 3 when i did it
Just woke up where is Super Freak?
>>534789279Good. We love incest in here.
>>534789315I'm busy making baby goo with her
>>534789246Underneath the landing strip
>>534789229TT is partially gated by uma roster
Someone who has never rolled on umas ever can still do 100m fans worth of Goldshi runs
>club was top 200 couple days ago
>now it's barely at top 1000
what the fuck happened
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Gold Ship is too big. It's distracting.
>>534789229>caring about tt at allif you want a true casual filter just have a champion's meeting group A requirement
>>534789414Nude mod when?
>>534788094nyooOOoOOoOooo
>>534789414have you seen taiki shuttle?
>>534789406initial hype is dying down
there was a guy that applied for my club that said "oh I rerolled for three days non-stop for MLB kitasan black, please let me in I will get a billion fans per month" and he didn't login for the past 7 days
>>534789441you cant call yourself a true uma pro if you have a tt score of 500k anon.
I need some tips on training Mile distance, I dont think my cards / parents are good enough to cap 1200 speed without losing on everything else
>>534789523in this economy?
>>534789505why is the image so crispy
I'm umamusuing. I'm umamusuing all over the place!
>>534789229The cap should be 600k for a real non casual uma musume club. Anything lower is just disgusting pleb gameplay.
>>534787608>>534788179>Golshi is not the only one with retard headsetI'm worried.
Quick question for anons, how many rolls are you going to use on the Creek banner?
>>534789714nilch
I have 2.5k carats left after curren sucked my balls dry and I already have lb1 kita and creekster
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I did it!
>>534789714since manhattan cafe is still months away i burn away all i have
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>>534787925In the 5.5 zone, was busy making umas to win races before I could make witmaxxed skill spamming ones for TT
>>534789572One does, what one can.
>>534789279>>534789343>>534785612Image's too wide to directly post but enjoy:
https://files.catbox.moe/zn18gi.png
>>534789672I'll take one bottle
>>534789505>TaikiShuttleCelebratingWhileEveryoneElseIsDepressedAndThenHaruPassesByInTheBackgroundAlsoCelebrating.webm
>>534789714All of them. I'm 101% sure I'm not getting anything of worth back, so I'm basically throwing away my carats.
>>53478971420 or 30. I just want a copy of Eishin, Sweep or King Halo. Don't really need Super Creek as I feel better off borrowing an MLB one
>>534789714i will throw in like 20 to see if i can get 1 creek for my lb2 creek
>>534786002>run 2 debuffers, 1 ace>ace gets awful mood>rushed>blocked>can't win even though opponents are walking past the finish line with 0 HP left
>>534787925518k safe.
Also why is the retention line lower than last week?
Last week was 540k something.
>>534789714Saving for Seiun for parenting purposes.
>>534789229I'm what'd be considered casual here and have 500k score.
>>534789841Bro your parfaits?
>>534789773you will be back next week
>>534789714None I have an LB1 creek already and we'll get uncap items in a few months so I'll be fine.
I love mimomo bobon so much
>>534788347>why do tryhard fan farmers not wanna stay in my laid-back casual clubGee anon idk it's a mystery
>>534789852no one cares about retaining class 6 they just do it once for rewards
>>534789714for a f2p that has 17k carats rn and a half decent pool of SR cards, is it advisable to roll on the creek banner after getting burned on the kitasan (200 for 1 kitasan)?
>>534789714Thinking about throwing a tenner at it but I only have 20k and want Brian 100% so I might just skip.
>>534789406>>534789518Uma in a fun game, but beneath the layer of fun lies massive grind that only autistic JP players could keep up, and the harder people get hooked the harder they drop it once they experienced what uma actually is about
think about it a bit, you log into uma game and do 3 career run, 3 daily races, 5 team trials, plus extras like +3 additional daily races or 3 legend races for your daily grind, spending over an hour and 20 minutes (at least) on full skip mode, while paying full attention to it
That's just with you being ok with wasting TP and RP, if you don't waste it, you'll be logging in again the next 12 hours doing 2 career and 5 team trial for over an hour
That's about 2:30 hour of time for uma "dailies" that you're expected to do every day, can you keep this up for the next 5 years?
Just saying, most gacha todays take 15 minutes on auto mode as "daily", and some people called that boring
>>534789897then youre not casual you just choose to be lazy
>>534789909>parfaits>in CM
>>534785169 (OP)Why did they draw her like the bomb devil?
>>534789714Maybe ten? Or getting it to ten after free rolls.
>>534789950yes, creek has a better rate up than Kitasan
>>534789714I have 30 rolls and I'll use those. Hopefully get a Sweep Tosho.
>>534789714No one seems to estimate the carats we'll accumulate this month. I want to see whether I can spend 3,000 carats and be able to save 30k before Seiun's banner. Currently I have 18k in total.
>>534789950for the last time
if you have to ask if you wanna roll before spark, you can't
rolling before spark is for gacha vets who can take the very high chance of getting burned
>>534789714only daily discounted rolls
>>534789965Why is this a thing
>>534789950kr anon here do not roll on creek, only roll on int cards and speed cards. you can just borrow creek.
>>534789229TT has no bearing on skill. If anything people with overinflated TT scores are retards that wasted time building TT Umas instead of parent and Ace farming like the actual tryhards.
>>534789852Retention line is based on the distribution of players in the bracket. Last week was the first week anyone was in class 6 so it was populated solely with launch week sweatlords. This week, the week 2 chads are in and showing everyone how to take er easy.
How are nonwhales supposed to compete in the future when even guts becomes a "need 1200" stat
>>534789714None, i'm getting my Topgun wife
>>534789808>Agnes WorldWe're just living in it.
>>534790134https://youtu.be/Fl-4S-vUxPg
>>534790146why would the child want a baby is this translated with chatgpt
its "sibling" not "baby"
>>534790146This pic separates the real Mayanofags from the lowly cunny merchants.
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>>534790134They can't. It's a simple math.
You only exist, so the other people shine brighter. A background prop. A minor bump, to embellish their legend even further.
>>534790097>Kitasan nowhere to be found after 1 yearWhat the hell
>>53478971410 if i got another 1500 before banner end. my full spark is for wife groove
>>534790134>Check gametora for card releases and plan out>Save limit break upgrades for those cards
>>53478971410-20, MAYBE 30 if I'm feeling frisky plus the daily rolls
>youtube keeps bombarding me with jp videos involving that island scenario
I'll probably die before Orfevre even gets added to global.
>>534790312UMAMUSUME IS WIT GAME
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>>53478971450 delusional rolls for more SR copies
>>534789958Youโre half right and youโre half wrong
TP is cosmetic and just a way of capping people that sit down and grind for ages, the game does not expect you to constantly exhaust it, same with RP. Yes doing your full dailies takes longer than other gachas but itโs about the same if you skip doing a career and you really donโt lose that much of your income. God forbid a game asks you to actually play it these days
Yes uma is filled with rng and thatโs the nature of the game, weโre still in the most boring part of the game thatโs the least interesting and itโs a miracle JP survived until 2nd anni with just how much stuff was missing from the game, but this is also why catching up became trivial and they dumped endless selectors and new ways to get older cards on you
Doing 5 runs a day is a great way to burn out on a game thatโs a marathon casual second game to play
>>534790134Nonwhales exist so whales can spend and win. Just enjoy the stories.
>>534788179Aiโs Classics rival, but couldnโt beat her. So she spent the rest of her career stomping on her juniors for G1s following Aiโs retirement. I hope you enjoy angry Kyoto girls.
>>534790103its an iq test to not waste time on building anything other than golship and debuffers. golship takes like 10 tries to get a good cm ace that will never lose. Real chads are building TT teams or the next cm.
>>53478971450 paid * however long the banner is.
>>534790312>The only must have card in the next 3 years is kjtaYou didn't actually fall for it did you?
>>534790134Scenario mechanics are the greatest source of power creep in the game
You can play the new Jp scenario with nothing but R cards and hit 1300+ in every stat, equally playing URA with end game Jp power creep cards gets you 1200 in 3 stats and 400 in the other two at best
>>53478971430-50 ish. I'm doing pretty damn good on support cards but i do want to potentially level up some more.
>>534787608My beautiful hick bumpkin.
>>534790097>FM gets more and more metagod I hope this is true, it's been more than a week since I used my 3lb
>>534787608>you will never be raped by a fat-titted tomboy
>>534790603Yeah but you also get super powerful sparks
>>534790439you still have to grind for the legacy of your own despite being able to borrow one
being full RNG also means players' expectations can be easily betrayed by failure to achieve working stats for content such as CM
and people hate losing and seeing someone else being better than them on social media
even with freebies, f2p and casual would not be able to keep up at all, and they will grind the game voluntarily, and losing their enjoyment through it
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Verxina > Gentildonna
Win Variation > Orfevre
Curren Bouquetd'or > Chrono Genesis
Lucky Lilac > Almond Eye
>umao poaches carries from other /uma/ clubs
Based or cringe?
Of course that failed training will come back to haunt me
>>534790480>golship takes like 10 tries to get a good cm ace that will never lose>mfw I have done 3 runs a day for the past 2 weeks and still have not gotten a usable golship with S in distance
>>534790875this is peak reddit/discord behaviour
>majority of anons only care about sr dupes and not the premium ssr itself
are sr really that broken at mlb? ive always run 5 ssr deck because it just feels more deluxe to me
>>534790875cringe but then again being sweaty over a fucking mobile game is already cringe
how many of you are playing uma musume as their first gacha?
>>534788452She just got a tummy alt this month in JP, but thatโs 2 years for global.
>>534790439>>534790783When will the rental increase
Im not amused with only 3 rentals and I have to use my shit Umas with 1* guts / wits
>>534790103Neither does CM, what's your point? If you want skill expression you play skill-based pvp games, not slot machine.
>>534791045Hey you didn't fail Kikuka Sho. That race is cursed for me half the time.
>>534790875i just hope none of you trannies start bringing up e-drama and namedropping from your club faggotries
>>534790943First JP live service gacha that made it past a week.
>>534790943Not me but I infected a friend who has this as his first gacha and he did more runs in a week than I did in a month, hope he won't suffer burnout. Poor guy also hasn't gotten an onsen ticket in over a hundred runs.
>>534791045should've quit after that embarassing hope stakes performance
>>534791045You won't trigger her ult if you play pace
>>534790937Just compare the stats.
6 SSR's will also clog up your events, unless you have early exit ones you won't see the final event for like 3 of them.
You don't even see super creep every run with 5 SR's.
Sweep tosho is a speed card with bonus skill points which is also just very premium.
do newfriends really think the only thing to do in this game is farm for CM for 10 hours a day
>>534791030CM parent/grandparent farming is a better measure of autism because TT witmaxxing just needs you to press two buttons, whereas spark farming actually needs you to put in the time unless you're lottery-tier lucky.
>>534788058WAKE THE FUCK UP DANCHO
>>534791130I'd rather get boxed 2 times per run than 4.
>>5347860024 recovery 1.2k speed 900 stam tachyon with shooting + red shift
go ahead
>>534791045The Stakes? Hopeless...
>>534791045Im not even sure I got shitted on japan cup as well earlier
Go frontrunner if you are at hopeful stakes for higher chances of winning
>>534790875New York Rangers ah type of behavior. Gods will smite them, like the real club.
>>534791093Having one gold recovery is an autowin at Kikuka Sho. NPCs die by themselves, usually.
>>534786002>im bringing a Front Runner so they can dodge a lot of debuffsHow do Front Runners "dodge a debuff"?
I wish there's an easy way to scroll through sparks list rather than clicking each one of them every time
>>534790875How? Theres no private chat in this game and you cant invite people that are already in a club
>>534789714full spark since i skipped kitasan
>>534791185Pace/Late gets boxed easier than Front/End
you're probably just a witlet
>>534791236Ah, so i was just failing it because i never bought skills until after the finale. Yeah that makes sense.
>>534789668Lilac is also a stego spawn technically, since sheโs Orfeโs first G1 winning kid. Also his most successful one so far.
>>534791238umamusume is inumusume game
>>534790943me
never thought I would play one of these games but something about it just grabs me
then again I have 10k hours in RS3 so I'm used to grindy games
>>534789958Imo if you don't have someone to discuss the game with you'll drop.
For some 4chan is enough, but most people will need people they know to play with them, race them in lobbies, compare CM/Gacha luck, etc.
0* diamond or MLB Manhattan cafe
>>534791357Yeah. I always buy Swinging Maestro before Kikuka Sho or Tenno Sho Spring. Those two are a bitch w/o recoveries.
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*rapes this thread*
>>534791295Two niges alternating each other's skills can push themselves far enough to dodge the vision needed for some debuffs
A solo front runner won't dodge shit though
Was this race supposed to be a designed loss for Nature? Teio just got boxed and fell off.
>>534791525MLB cafe
MLB gold cards are always better than 0 SSR
only around the 2nd or 3rd uncap does a SSR become better than a gold (arguably, not all cards scale the same)
Staring into Almond's eyes...
>>534788347the fuck do you expect at that rank? anyone over 30 million fans can easily get in a top 500 group
>>534791594When you are brocked you're brocked. This is inevitable
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>>534791525always check your kpis
>>534791648prolonged eye contact during paizuri
Why didn't Cinderella Gray manga get an oversea release/localization?
>>534789958you know this game is made for salarymen and women who only do a run once a day at best right, no one is forcing you to autistically waste all your energy every time it's refilled bro
>>534791097I really want them to do that because it's the funniest shit observing these groups crumbling down from a safe distance over some gacha game.
>>534789958>>534790439The entire cancer of gachas (besides the predatory monetisation model of course) is the fact that it expect you to turn the game into a job - log in every single day for the remainder of your life. I can't think of any normal video game that expects me to do this. This is insane.
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>>534791692post the website for it
>inb4 youtube video
>>534791692>when your boss starts the meeting with "hey guys, so I've learned about the KPI and..."
>>534791731Probably because shueisha thought uma was too niche. But now that the popularity is taking off, I bet mangaplus will simulpub the final arc.
I was getting tilted like crazy with the game but got mayano top gun out of a ticket for completing a mission and you just put her front pace and she is 1st from start to finish
Now i wish i didn't build all my horses as pace chasers
I need more borrows a day, I hate getting bricked runs when using my daily 3
>it's the game's fault that I play all day because I got baited into thinking CM is extremely competitive and if I don't have the perfect horse I'm not gonna get any rewards
crazy
it's kinda crazy how all the kitisan black rerollers didn't realize that without special week 90% of the pace chaser (most common type) setups are almost impossible
>>534791692>>534791823>KPII hate corpospeak so goddamn much
>>534791879I'd say clubfags are sweatier, at least the top 100 anyways
>>534791887What a cute dog. I want to ruffle her head.
what happens to pace chasers when there are 0 front runners?
>>534791793Gorgeous Overlord, holy
>>534791692>tfw have 2lb tamamo and mlb top gunwhich one should i use?
>>534791879>don't log in for a week>get kicked out of club>lose thousands of gems in gibs>have to spend an entire month's worth in salary to catch up with the gibs and banners you missed out on or be completely gated out of the multiplayer component of the gameI love gacha!
>>534791774But this one you can play once or twice a week? You'll miss on some rewards but buying like one carat pack every 3 months for $5 will give more.
>>534791692These are literally made up numbers that dont mean anything btw
>>534792048bwo... she looks like she was experimenting on mcdonalds...
Bros, mutating umas and stacking skills is fun. Too bad it's not viable in PvP.
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>>534791774The fact that people like you, who clearly donโt play other gachas, are here is a sign of success for the game. Youโre right but you can also get away with logging in once a week outside of events like the current golshi week without losing that much
>>534790783Youโre quite wrong and also overestimate how insecure people are
The absolute vast majority of this gameโs players are casuals who like reading the stories and seeing numbers go up, these are people that would swipe for umas, the people that care enough to compare themselves with others and feel bad about it are a tiny amount yet likely people that would swipe on support cards
People more than anything else love randomness, getting the same expected result from a run would have you hooked less than being able to high or low roll it
>>534791902Eh for most of the pace chasers you can get away with Potential 5 especially now with the Goldshi monies if you need another gold stam skill. Besides that retard Spe has not given me Gourmand for 4 runs in a row.
>>534791998They become what they hate the most.
Busty boys...
>>534792005The Tokai Miracle will do it again.
corpolarps dont know the flaw of any metrics based evaluation. its what caused many deaths in history. true pragmatists know that the best indicator is evaluated using deep regression with the actual real output.
>>534792005The ingredients to winning hopeful are 300spd/stam, great mood and medium A
>>534791879Nobody is forcing you "people" to play.
>turf spark spark procs on classic year
>turf B
>starts destroying turf sprint mile and medium races
>8th place in arima kinen
lmao???
the thread is pretty uncomfy today bros...
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>use one of three daily borrows
>
>>534792197Boyfaggots big love
>>534791902Special Week is a bad card. Replace her with an MLB stam SR and get to 1200 stam instead.
>>534791774> I can't think of any normal video game that expects me to do this.doesn't the vast majority of multiplayer games nowadays have some kind of log in daily rewards+battle pass and stuff like that?not just f2p even full price AAA stuff
>>534792084retard, free shit stays in your crate for years, and no one is forcing you to join a tryhard club. this game was made for mega casuals and you're the only one making it a sweatfest for like 900 gems at the end of the month lmfao
>>534792279Imagine losing to someone who's flatter than you.
>>534792163>who clearly donโt play other gachasI used to play early battlecats. It was tolerable for a while. I thought with how popular this one got with normalfags the model would be less predatory, not peak (cap).
>>534792132thankfully there is an entire gamemode that rewards stacking as many skills as you can on your team
>>534792279It's time for afterrace correction
>>534791823>team has had incredible results for 3 weeks running, literally performing at nearly twice what's expected for output>managers are mad because nearly everyone is below where their KPI should be and they have to explain how those two things can happen at the same timeI miss my old boss who understood the outcome was really all that mattered...
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>>534792374That one got finished and it's awesome
What's the deal with Almond Eye anyway? Other than supposedly being the greatest jap mare there is
I told you CM was going to mindbreak a lot of players. The cope is starting to surface.
>>534791774>The entire cancer of gachas (besides the predatory monetisation model of course) is the fact that it expect you to turn the game into a job - log in every single day for the remainder of your life.1. This is a relatively new thing in gachas, the trend is to move grindable rewards to low effort daily rewards, so playerbase has more even progress and casuals stop crying
>But I'm a gaymer dad with 55 children that plays 50 seconds per dya!2. Uma doesn't fit that description, you can literally not login for week+ without losing much, then do everything in a single day. Losing out 1k per month on club rewards and several days of x30 carats is nothing.
>>534792407She's only letting you do this, she could easily reverse the positions if she wanted to
>>534792054make her into a mother, breed a winning uma, if the uma doesn't win, make another one
keep making more umas with her until you get a winner, it's what urara would want
>>534792451overdesigned and overhyped
>Finally getting a consistent start with Golshi to have won Hopeless Stakes with her on three different runs
>Outside of one or two G1 races, she wins first in her goal races and URA Finals on the first try without needing a clock
>Consistently pushed beyond 600/600/600, though if I optimized my rolls better and didn't wuss out on two summer rainbows, I could have gotten 800/800/800 on one run
>After three runs, blue sparks were 1* speed, 2* speed and...2* speed again, not even URA Finale in any of them
Easy money/missions in the last day and if I mess with other end runners, that's less struggle for another playstyle but...I don't know if this is the way Golshi is trying to troll me, I almost want to see 1* guts at this point.
>>534792132You would be surprised how useful mutating is down the line, especially with end closer Cafe.
I actually hate Mayano SR due to its godawful friendship gauge but how significant is friendship bonus? It's twice as much as a 2LB Tamamo
>>534792273Tactical nuke incoming
why do globalbluds treat this game as if it was a daily GW they MUST participate in or else they'll miss on 200 VERY important jims
>>534792473I find CM ace making more fun than fan spamming for clubs desu. I just wish we had more borrows.
>>534792558just click on her nigga
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>>534792558Very. Friendship bonus is the king.
>>534792451She's the next face of the franchise for better or worse, there's a new one like every year.
What exactly does "well positioned" mean when it comes to Taiki Shuttle's ult?
>>534792636Stop fucking wandering off to guts then you little shit.
>>534792636Where is her nigga?
lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
>he fell for the cm is real uma musume scam
no nigger the real uma musume is coming in 4 years and you are broke cause you rolled on kitasan and super creek while i won cause i saved
>>534791586I don't get it
>>534792084Honestly, if I was a dancho I'd kick anyone with a 2d login right now. If you can't spend two seconds to get 600 free carats every day you clearly do not give a shit about the game
>>534792273yeah, I really wish we didn't get the same "play/pay too much/too little" arguments every thread, it gets tiring
>>534792639Who is she trying to *rape* this time?
There it is. His mind is utterly raped.
>>534792698https://gametora.com/umamusume/skill-condition-viewer
>>534792473newfags don't even know how the event works yet they're making it look like a second job when the vast majority of people just throw whatever they had, it's gonna be so funny seeing posts like "why did my 1200/1000/600 mid S golshi lost to an Oguri with 600 stamina the reddit guide told me she was going to be invincible" next week
>>534792451/uma/ is a shill general
>tryhard non stop for 3-4 months
>completely burn yourself out
>drop the game
Just like, bee urself bwo.
It's just a game.
>>534792757Are you going to play with literal garbage d*ck and Umas for 4 years?
>>534792757Bro just get a job at that point and put 200 dollars into the game
>>534792382I didnโt mean it as a slight against you but rather a testament to the game being able to pull so many that avoid that kind of thing
Also youโll be stunned at what other games are like nowadays, $180 for a character each month thatโll be useless from power creep in a year
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Why does everyone fellate Almond Eye for winning 9 G1s when Copano Rickey did 11 and He doesn't have as big acclaim as she did?
Is it because his wins were on d*rt?
>>534792698https://gametora.com/umamusume/skill-condition-viewer?skill=100101
Lot of technical terms and numbers to get into for the data, but it boils down to
>Be in the second half of the racers>But also be third place or lower
>>534792884The RNG seething from being boxed, skills not activating, late start, and rushed is going to be a sight to see
>>534792558In my experience 1 zero friendship support is fine but 2 or more will actually brick your run
>>534792963no one cares about the NRA bro
>>534792913gacha games are HODL games bro you just dont know. HODLING is how you win in games and IRL.
>>534792963The father of Blue Archive look like THIS?
>>534792963Yeah, the horses that race on dirt are much worse usually
>>534792963Because almond eye is a mare
A w*man even
a TRUE uma MUSUME if you will
>>534792884this is a result of the global arms race
the average player in global rn is far sweatier than the average player in JP, so if you want to keep up you actually need to build good horses
>b-but muh RNG!!!only applies if there isn't a huge stat gap between the racers
>>534792995i cant see this gif without hearing the fnaf ambience
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>>534791823My fellow trainers.
It has come to my attention that our productivity KPIs (mainly fan count as well as activity status) have been on a downward trend in Q2 of this month. As such, the board has decided the following:
>Mandatory quota of 2m fans / day (tracked via shared worksheet)>Obligatory shoe request in club chat (twice a day)>Two weeks notice prior to a leave of absence (motivated)>Mandatory "good morning" sticker in club chat once a day.This is all so we can continue our prestige as a top (non competitive) club.
Failure to comply or log in for more than two days results in an expulsion from the guild.
I know the guild type is "you do you", but we're semi-competitive now.
Please leave your discord / preferred contact method in chat, as this discussion will be followed by 121s with certain members.
Thank you for joining!
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>they sold their party hats in runescape to buy an abyssal whip
ngmi
>they used their carots to roll on super creek instead of saving for air shakur
ngmi
>>534793018>HOLDING with this inflation and rising bond rates Anonโฆ
>>534790097>present day present time>4 wit 2 spdIs this like a "how to beat campaign" guide?
>Run explodes lategame because despite having 4 speed cards there are 0 multi-friendship events and several turns (including half of summer) with no friendship training at all
This is really starting to piss me off.
Wtf 3LB Mcqueen is actually better than MLB Mayano? Why didn't someone tell me about this... and it's free!
>>534792931Arigatou, Jersey Burger.
>>534792963Correct, there's a lot less interest in dirt races in Europe and Asia. The japs don't care about short distance turf either, long distance turf is leagues more popular than everything else.
>>534793080global is also full of casuals lmao you only think otherwise due to the paranoia in this thread
newfags really did get mindbroken by being spammed with supposed guides full of inflated and unreachable stats they think they're forced to reach
>>534793205i meant holding assets not fiat trash thats getting diluted by literal banking scammers adding in new bullshit every couple years. (stablecoins this year, fractional reserve a few years ago). Rolling now on creek is like holding dollars.
>>534793141>Mandatory "good morning" sticker in club chat once a day.I unironically support this. You have stickers and they don';t cost anything. USE THEM.
>>534793256uma musume is a luck game
>tmo/orfevre
>"you all need to get to my level"
>*urara*
>"oh sweet baby, gorgeous, you're fine just the way you are"
???
>>534792963Most of those are Jpn1s aka not internationally recognized like G1s. They're worth half of a G1 in another horse raising sim game.
The idea of getting the perfect two parents for your favorite Uma is almost like winning the lottery
>>534793141Danchos will say this shit then refuse to kick sub10mil shitters that havent logged in 3 days
>>534787608Red pill me on this Shortstack
>>534793356Everyone loves Urara
>>534793285>SSR is better than SRYes, did you expect otherwise?
>>534793351I AM OUT OF TP AND TP REFILLS AND I STILL HAVE NOT GOT A USABLE UNIT
>>534793350For me it's the Vodka sticker
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>>534793224Dear Esteemed Training Colleagues,
Following a comprehensive review of our Q2 operational metrics โ specifically those pertaining to key performance indicators (KPIs) such as aggregate fan acquisition and member activity status โ it has been observed that our performance trajectory has exhibited a material decline relative to established benchmarks.
In alignment with the strategic direction set forth by the Board, the following policy enhancements will be implemented with immediate effect to safeguard and amplify our brand equity as a leading (albeit non-competitive) organization within our sector:
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>>534793459Air Shakur? Gold Ship?
>>534793356Everyone loves Urara and wants her to do her best.
What are you guys having melty about again? tldr me
>>534793256Bro, just take a break. Personally I just do a run every few hours like a true salary man
>>534791130Is her ult any good, actually? It's a speed boost that activates halfway through the race and ends in 6 seconds, which is long before you enter the last spurt during which you actually need the speed.
>>534793256>Anon didn't buy the Lucky Seven skill which is known to raise luck in general, not just your race from bracket placementngmi
>>534793080no bro global is massively less casual than asian countries and it's obvious.
>>534793356>mood downs>status conditions>no rainbows>no events>low percentage failures>Blocked>1* guts
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>>534793659I am currently spark farming while in a corporate meeting.
Just take it easy. The funny horse gacha isnt a job.
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I got 3 special week dupes
>>534793495>Deployment of a โGood Morningโ sticker within the club chat on a daily basis to foster sustained morale alignment.BASED
>>534793449She really likes humans and want to be friends with them (with anyone really)
>shortstacku avin a giggle?
real casuals already stopped playing guys. lmao. even. they need to accelerate more
>>534793356I like Rudolf's puns, attire and formal attitude as well as Opera's theatrics but their career stories suck ass because they're both top tier horses who are just expected to win everything so when it happens that's just another day for them, they did the minimum.
The only stuff I remember about Rudolf's career is her rooftop dance scene which was great and her management problems with Air Groove, nothing about the scene where she reflects on winning 9 crowns or whatever, meanwhile I still remember a lot about winning the Derby for the first time with Vodka like it was yesterday because it meant something to her.
>>534792963>Triple Tiara>2x Japan Cup winner>fastest 2400m in historyvs
>dirt babby
>>534793801You say that but also complain about slackers joining clubs every day
So bored. There's nothing to pull on
It was a different time...
>>534793720>ywn get to hang out with both urara and rice on the playground blowing bubbles with them>ywn then get accosted by the police for being an older man hanging with young uma girls
>>534793928I miss it too...
>>534793878Sometimes, I pull on it so hard, it rips the skin
its crazy that 4 years later they still use the same shitty homescreen. uma musume could have been so much better if china made it
>>534791594>Was this race supposed to be a designed loss for Nature?The Teio in there is strong but it's not a scripted loss.
>>534792279well for as dogshit as she was at the HOPELESS
I got the hot springs scene with this teio
Career was garbage though
>Grass Wonder shrine visit
>>534794069Time to get medium corners for your Honses bros
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What's the cut-off for Class 5 right now?
>>534793614nta i dont think anyone has solid data and i'm not sure if it could ever be done, but I really feel like there are two major factors on the side of global being more sweaty than JP
1. the meta is planned out 4 years(!!) ahead, which means banners aren't even up to debate, we already know which banners to skip, which ones to go balls deep in, so that we can see returns in years from now - this line of thinking exists and it's very much the definition of sweat
2. accelerated schedule really weeds out the weaklings, and tryhards turn into dohards - less free carrots, less time to do things in general, less opportunities for mistakes or taking a break
and as a consequence of these, people have far higher expectations from other players, as can be seen from club dramas
on the other hand, global definitely attracts a lot of secondaries who might not even play the game and are in for the pictures of horses, but do we consider them in this statistic?
>>534791594I managed to win somehow while doing a debuff Nature run, the box doesn't discriminate
8 MINUTES TIL TEAM TRIALS PROMOTION
If I dump my 30k on sc banner will I be able to make back 30k by summer maru?
>>534794185Imagine if Class 6 rises to 500k in that time
>>534794026if chinks made it you wouldn't be able to play after your 3 rentals and spark farming would be 10 times worse lilbro
>>534793614current B rank shitter clubs have higher quotas than the JP club in the OP
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There's 5 minutes left and you're still in the demotion zone?
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>>534794331Yeah, how's that for a joke!?
>>534793786She's not? Maybe it's the Trancen uniform
>204 days until /uma/ gets ArdanpilledCan't wait.
>>534794331Nah I'm retaining Class 5
>>534794331N-no i'm getting promoted to class 4.
>>534794305yeah but it would be made in unreal engine and numbers would be like pachinko machine, isnt that more fun?
getting fucking tired of sleep deprived + night owl
>>534794331Getting promoted to class 5
>>534794443ganbare newcutie
>>534794530>*winks* at you
>>534794475Is that the best German uma-engineering can come up with?
Pablo from Ecuador who has El Condor Pasa as his favorite horse because he thinks she's brown just like him and only logs in in his way to school to trade shoes and post the Ulala emote is the average global player, not a dude sitting on his $30 uncomfortable gaming chair with 3 different guides in his second monitor playing for 7 hours a day
whys there no gibs schedule on uma.moe? kinda need to see carot incoom to plan properly
i wonder what kind of plumbing tracen academy requires
>fail a summer triple rainbow despite 5% fail rate
Spark run it is.
>>534794423Think she's the tallest uma after Akebono, which on paper doesn't mean much, she's like 175 or something but in game she's big
>>534791692>tfw have 45 S.DiamondDo I even need Super Creek aside from the skills?
Saw a xeet that was like "dude gacha sucks so much why do you play that trash gacha players are degenerates" and the Guy was famous for his Yugioh Master Duel videos
>>534793595I just tested it on a 3200m track with a stopwatch and it ran out 70% through the middle leg. Why in god's name would care about this skill at all?
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I want to get off this ride
>>534794638Pablo sounds like a cool dude.
Haha japs are small people
>>534794616have you seen the desperate ass trainas in these threads? it'd work.
>>534794639there's this but the bottom part isn't properly mapped. If you only count the top chart we have about 1 spark worth of gibs in 6 months (not counting tickets, just raw carats)
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It's Teiover
Gosh darn it if only that was 3*ura on goldship then id get my first 9* ura. That chance was only possible because I borrowed a parent from this dude btw 185997897385.
>>534794745Train class representative SAKURA BAKUSHIN O
>>534794732Because it makes her start bypassing the entire front pack before her real spurt starts?
You don't understand how end closers work?
Rudolf's hints are griefing me yet again but at least the stakes are hopeful.
>>534794779Well I'd "fall" for it too, but only because I want to be closer to Eishin.
>>534794847If you're running end she doesn't start passing anyone until the final leg, which is like another 6 - 10 seconds after her ult finishes.
>>534794798I STILL HAD TWO ENERGIES LEFT WHAT THE FUCK!!!
The breeding mechanics in Uma suck and are driven by monetization thats why they dont give you the full picture
Does the "First Promotion" for Team Trials ever reset?
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>>534794945Unless you are fighting sandbaggers, gold ship has to pass 10 horses before she reaches the front
>>534794957>The breeding mechanics in Uma suckI wish I could see the parents sucking each other.
>>534794945?
She sits at the back and then starts passing as soon as she fires off warning shot
>>534794961my wife is so pretty.
>>534794792looks grim desu it really should be 1 spark a month
>>534795083You want to watch too?
Is there a resource that has optimal breeding loops and builds for each uma? I don't really want to reinvent the wheel in a 5 year old solved game.
>>534795042>>534795064All horses keep preferred position until the final leg. She's not passing anyone outside of other end runners.
>>534795157Your wife is everyone's wife
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>>534794957>the breeding mechanics in Uma suck and are driven by monetizationTrue, that's why you should play the REAL umamusume.
How the fuck are there 20+ Derby Stallion games and none of them are translated?
What are base points you get for training at each facility level?
>>534794792Question - how will things like halloween and new year events even make any sense if we're on a greatly accelerated schedule? Won't that push them up to totally nonsensical times?
>>534795253Position keep ends half way to the race!
>>534795268Only because she's so great, yes.
>>534795391Because who the fuck would play something as niche as an actual horse racing sim?
Aaaaiieee she jobbed to a child
it's over...
>>534795253If you actually play the game and watch what happens when gold ship triggers her special you'll know that this isn't true.
>>534795502Child? All I see is a devil
>>534795492*because she's a whore
>>534794792So what you're saying is between regular income and gibs I should have a spark before Manhattan even if I blow my load tomorrow?
>>534795401anon we're already having the Golden Week event in August
>>534795625I'm sorry your waifu has you as her only fan, anon, but Natty's just built different.
>>534795401yes
they couldn't care less lole
>>534790134There's only been two good generalist guts cards: Orfe, and Urara.
>>534795573Nigger the last 5 races in UMA during which I switched to end every other horse was 300 points lower in speed/power and she wasn't passing shit until the last leg.
>>534795498The same reason why there are Eurotruck simulators
>>534795729*Natty's just built for everyone
>>534795492Wait thats a porn
Are you ready to pull? Or will you be skipping?
>>534794792How much of that 32k in download milestones/gibs we got so far?
>>534795498It's niche but it's been going for like 3 decades so surely there's something to it, you can actually manage your eugenics program long term and see the races as well, like those soccer and f1 sports management games. Looks like it would really tickle my tism and some chartfags here could get some fun out of it too I imagine, shame about it.
>>534795789Typical posting of those who whore their wife
>>534795717You expect me to know or care when some seamonkey chink holiday is supposed to be?
>>534795734That's pretty lame
>>534795502>juvenile fillies>gold ship???
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>>534795786Jealousy is ugly, anon.
>>534794472It was a horror show for me and my Bakushin 4x failures at 8~15% then nightowl summer
>>534795823I wonder if there's a single anon ITT who's pulling because they're waifufagging Falcon.
Between metafags pulling her just for numbers and dirt aptitude, people rolling on Creek instead and others saving for Brian or later umas, it doesn't look like there's anyone, poor girl.
If you can't pull for all this, (You) are behind.
>>534795913Japanese holiday, dumbass. Oh and this is a Japanese game, by the way. I'm sure that's news to you.
>>534795932And STDs are dangerous.
>>534795823Saving for Hishi Amazon, schedule is really tight no way I can get 15k jims until her banner if I fail.
Might try to get her with a ten roll
Why is Natie SSR good again?
you cant seriously call yourself a meta fag if youre pulling an A rank support card (kitaflop and superdogsheet) instead of SS rank (almond eye, air shakur)
>>534796056Don't know if it was just one guy but I've seen a bunch of posts saying they're gonna pull because they like her, regardless of whether she's "good" or not
>>534796059This guy is the only UmaTuber I like and I've noticed people here always avoid saying his name. Everybody trying to hide him from the newcuties?
>>534796059What you idiots donโt understand is thatโs a schedule for if you got as unlucky as possible and had to spark every horse
If you did, then youโre getting a fuck ton of others along the way and if you didnโt then you have more banners to pull on
Also most of those are his waifu picks and he said repeatedly that he quit jp because he metafagged too hard
>>534796059Less soul than in a McDonald's drive through.
>>534796056I woulda roll if Cyjews actually gave accelerated carats.
>>534796189I'm saving 150000 carats for almond eye in advance because i know i will pity her 5x
>>534796189Can you explain why either almond eye or air shakur are top tier?
>>534796236That's nice, hope he gets her easy and enjoys her career.
>>534791648She has some big "eyes"
>>534795823im playing the long game, saving everything for the february all-uma banner. Maybe I'll swipe for the daily 50 carat pulls and see what I get
What should I be buying with Friend points and Club points?
these are the only banners you should pull on, el cunny pasa banner and vega banner is coming. DO NOT PULL ON SUPER CREEK FOR SRS.
SAVE CAROTS FOR THE 10 SS RANK SUPPORT CARDS IN THE GAME
You guys told me we would get showered in gibs and apologems after the Kita banner ended but we've gotten nothing
>>534793898She's so far away...
I WANT TO PULL ALREADY
>>534796503Twins in 11 months Turbo
>>534795853Yeah just kidding. I've been playing the Winning Post series for 3 years now and it is pretty fun if you're the type to enjoy management games.
Not holding my breath for a localization though.
>>534796490What about gentil speed card?
Which umamusume would rape me even if I only have a short 4.7 inch penis?
>>534796490When's that banner?
>>534796059>throneholy lmaooooooooooooooooooooooo
Would you guys ever consider burn half your support points into leveling a Silence Suzuka R speed card? She has so many front runner skills, and I dont have that many
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Tanino Gimlet
Narita Top Road
>>534796503Compound Nitro
>>534785169 (OP)Why does this look like Agnes Tachyon cosplaying my wife?
>>534796662Just borrow a Silence Suzuka SSR instead?
>>534796580Didn't know about that series, I'll note it down and try to play it by feel along with the one I mentioned, thanks anon.
>>534796059What you idiots donโt understand is thatโs a schedule for if you got as unlucky as possible and had to spark every horse
If you did, then youโre getting a fuck ton of others along the way and if you didnโt then you have more banners to pull on
Also most of those are my waifu picks and I said repeatedly that I quit jp because I metafagged too hard
>>534796662Mihomo Bourbon would be better while also being an actual good card
>>534796747Desperate for attention?
>>534796662Just rent out a Suzuka card
>>534796603None.
No uma would even touch you.
>>534796347air shakur gives 2 bonus stam and good skills and has great 35% friend bonus and 15% training efect while also having 80 special prio it is the only SS rank stam card in the game.
almond eye has 35% friend 20% training effect while having 120 prio and bonus speed and power and has good skills.
They basically give more stats and skills
>>534796724Same hairdresser.
>>534796059He specifies that he won't be whaling but will be paying. Take that as you will for F2P.
do donkeys and zebras ( the aniimals) exist in the uma musume universe?
>>534796832thank goodness i'm safe
>>534796862Wrong lmao, itโs all just skills
Stat sticks donโt matter anymore which is why vodkaโs so low rated
This Smart Falcon looks ok, but her other costume looks just great. It seems it's few years away.
>>534796490but nigger that shit is not coming until 2030 or something
how long until supercreek
sakura bakushin o is so fucking moody
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Stay Gold
Remember to headpat your wife
if you guys knew another 4090 tier leap was guaranteed to come youd save your money. 3090 buyers got absolutely REKTTTT. Spending carots now when you only get 3-4 sparks a year. HOOOOLY CANT BE ME IM A HODLER
>>534796862Air Shakur is a wit card althoughbeit
>wait with upgrading phone because a better one will be releasing next year
>repeat every year
>stuck with phone from 2013
this is how retards think
nah, I'm pulling for the human girl banner
Evens buy more uma figures
Odds whale more in game
>>534796998trust the process that theyll accelerate x2 later on because of dying metrics (i am the worlds greatest forecaster) those who know me, know.
>>534796662Only if you have absolutely nothing else but even that's a stretch because the R version doesn't push for any hint frequency at any point. You'd really prefer to borrow the SSR version, but just know even then her hint events are only in the SSR unique and never increase in level, it's forever at 20% so it'll still feel pretty rare it always did in my runs, at least The increased levels will only net you better specialty priority, which is already pretty great at 0LB, and access to better friendship bonuses and initial speed if you dig around for those.
>>534797089you say that but I unironically used my phone for 7 years until it brokey
RIP samsung a3 2017 my goat I still miss you
AIEEEE THE GUIDE SAYS TO PULL 400 HOW AM I GONNA SAVE FOR MY WAIFUMA REEEEEEEEE
>>534797198I'm borrowing mlb kitasan already... mine is lb1
>>534796059I don't think there's even gonna be 30k between Taishin and Mayano.
>>534797228borrowing creek costs 0 pulls
>>534797302big creek doesnt want people to know this, delete your post
i will simply pull 2 supercreek and use sunstones to farm the rest
>>534796904>Donkey girlsDon't be ridiculous
>>534797107Pass on Kiryuin but I would spark Riko over most umas.
my account is bricked...........
>>534797272There's as many sparks as there are digits in your bank account.
Humanity's potential(for spending) is unlimited!
I don't have MLB Kitasan but everyone (even f2p because they rerolled) does... It's fucking over for me...
>taishin banner ends on wednesday
>get paid on thursday
AHHHH ITS NOT FAIR BROS
>>534797341when did JP get that?
>>5347972172pac isn't THAT flat, right?
Rudolf is actually so fucking stingy with the hints.
>>534797404you can just borrow money
>>534797191Alright, just ordered GSC Bourbon and Phat Mambo
Will also raise my 1LB Creek to MLB
>>534797404get a payday loan
>>534796059notice how he doesnt pull on super SHIET
>>534797390Yeah, I'm obviously talking specifically about free gibs.
so does racemixing in the world of uma produce mules
>>534797395anon.... if a mf has mlb kitasan they obviously paid for it....
>>534797469>No TetherGlue and go again
>>534797523There are no male umas anon, you have to crossbreed.
>>534796662My Kitasan is LB0 and I need to borrow Creek for Maestro so that's what I did. I'm running R Suzuka, MLB Tosho, MLB Spe, LB3 King Halo, LB3 Top Gun, and MLB Swing Maestro
>>534797089i have too much 2fa bullshit on my old phone to change. i even bought a new phone just for tiktok but still use the old one
>>534786706It needs uncaps, then it becomes maybe 2nd best speed card in the game. Better than kitasan on paper in everything but the 50 less priority iirc.
>>534797549>he didnt get mlb kitasan for freeoh no no no
>>534797565Would that work with Pace though? I want Air Groove's gold flashbang skill.
>>534797469Rudolf is a fucking Jew. That cunt only ever gives hints to her shitty pace skills
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I'm pulling on SC banner because i feel i'm close to having a half decent deck
>>534797632Don't bother with FOV-reducing skills, it barely affects umas with 400+ wit
>>534797624I don't think it beats Kita in hint frequency
>>534797549bwo I got 3LB for free and I'm not even a rerollnigger. I'm sure a bunch of f2ps got her at MLB
>>534797089Just get one every 4-5 years now
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Lucky Lilac
I wonder if this is good enough as a second debuffer considering how hard it is to get anti-late surger stuff on anything but Nice Nature
Have this plus a tricked out Nice Nattie to make sure I get 2x hesitant end closer activations for rival goldships
>>534793859fastest in turf, especially jp turf, is like being the fastest swimmer in a kiddie pool
am I fucking myself over by never bothering with wit training?
>>534797596It's literally one qr code scan to move authenticators to a new device btw
I'm a 36 year old wageslave ojiisan
I need to do 10 pulls to feel that gambling joy
>>534797212my samsung galaxy a31 is still holding up after 5 years, surprised it could even run horse game
>>534797107>>534797846If it meant being her trainee and her dedicating her life and days to me then I won't mind being Happy Meek
>>534797848yes you dimwit
>>534797847Isn't her 2400m turf record worldwide?
>>534797817Hope she gets in before Almond Eye.
>>534797932tbf the game was released 4 years ago
>>534797848If you wondered why you're constantly getting into Rushed states, yes.
>>534797742hodl for ALMOND EYE in 5 years bro trust me you'll thank me later
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>>534797596there literally an app to transfer all your data to a new one
china solved phones already just buy xiaomi.
im almost certain samsung throttles their phones over time.
my ux with them isnt good.
>>534797089My Samsung flagship from 2021 shat itself faster than the Motorola smartphone I bought as a "burner" (i.e. something that didn't die after one day of use). Smartphones are simply a scam.
>>534797847No one cares about dirt mutt, it's the imperial system of horse racing.
I keep getting 1st in every G1 in Creeks run and then get bodied by Tama-chan and Oguri in the senior Arima
>>534788347You would also be up a tier if the laid back casuals played a little more. It's telling that a big fan farmer left your club and your first reaction is to blame him for your placement predicament.
5 hours until server resets and new banner. How are we feeling?
"ohh uma is so complicated uma is so greedy uma doesnt treat its players well"
>>534798047>buying xiaomi when you are not a jeet or live in chinarumao. Get their global version poco
>>534794792>29 990 gems between May 19 to December 22>not even taking accelerated schedule into accountJesus, this is like one spark every 50 banners. Forget P2W, this game is P2P.
>>534797995I guess, but for some reason limbus ran like shit on it whereas umamusume actually runs pretty well for what I assume should be higher graphics. Maybe its just way better optimized I suppose.
>>534797969tracks are different in every country so worldwide records are a meme when every track is different
horse racing isn't a ran on a straight line
>>534797089I have unironically never seen a normalfag use their phone for anything other than texting and video calls and pictures. Why exactly do I need the GigaNigger 90001 to do those things instead of keeping my shitty $400 phone for another few years?
>>534798046What the fuck is going on with your gif why does it start like that?
>>534798046She broke spacetime as well
>>534798047My Redmi died on me after like a year, been using a Motorola for 3 years since, never again. Why would you settle for chink shit with chink supervision when you can have chink shit supervised by someone that gives a shit?
jpelder. When are they giving us globalhomo more tp pot
https://youtu.be/bK8844NJgho
daily dose
>>534798237>>534797089The Samsung S10+ has legitimately been one of the best purchases I made in my life and, even though I can feel today that sometimes it gets a little too hot, or that it starts to lag just a tiny bit under heavy use, I dont blame it for that because its served me well for 6 years so far
>>534798168>He doesn't know about the x3 pro
If you don't have creek, pull on this banner
If you have creek but no mlb kitasan, pull on the kita rerun
If you have both just do what you want rofl
>>534798165glad that game is dying
Carat count, f2p anons?
I'm at 26k, no idea where to spend.
how much wit is acceptable for a witless deck? 400?
Me, the only iCuck user in this thread
>>534798184>limbusThe overlap between Don Quixote fans and Operafags has to be a perfect circle.
>>534798289this is a bwo general, this is a *smooch* general, this is a nyoposting general
if you donโt like it, keep moving bwopipifamili :3
>>534798424nyoooo you're not supposed to save, just spend on Umas bwo
>>534798386When is the Kita rerun? I'm not sure if I can handle ending runs with shit stats for much longer
>>534798420Its been dead. Some gacha games progress to an emergency state before zombie mode where the main priority is retaining players who are already invested instead of trying to grab new players. These tend to be the most aggressively monetized of all of them.
>>534798374>x3 projust buy a blackshark
>>5347984249k, I'll just keep on saving. I think I wasted like 50 pulls on uma banners
>>534798424im at 21k saving for nice nature or maybe skipping her and waiting for the next power creep/flagship banner like i do in every gacha game
>>5347985104 months give or take
1500 free carats? 10 pull of happiness
>>5347985103-4 months away I think?
>>534798451I have an iphone too and I donโt care
It does what I need a phone to do
I switched over when the androids I was using had atrocious battery lives and turns out iphones last forever when theyโre built around the average white chick with a thousand open apps
>>534798468I got filtered early by the poor performance and the battle system so I never got to know the characters that well, but I actually liked Outis the most.
>>534798165>The crack dealer down the block will rape me and stab me to death>that's why I make sure to go two blocks down to the crack dealer who will rape me, then beat the shit out of me, break my spine and put me in a 20 year coma.
>Already done with Goldship event
That was quick.
>>53479842432k ready for Special Creek
>>534798424Cute 40 year old spinster.
>>534798424spend it all right nyow goyim. consume
>>534798607>>534798615>My account is bricked for 4 monthsoh...
>>53479842424k, conflicted between Creek and Seiun
I'll get 30k before Creek ends, r-right...?
>>534798386what if you don't have 30k but need creek
>>53479842416k gonna pull on creek I need more SR dupes
I almost got baited into rolling for Narita Taishin after playing through chapter 3 and her Uma story.
>>534798723Just spend $6k on some creek rolls until you get spooked.
>>534798662You'll get to see almond eye's lineage. And the ai overlords.. but mostly the former
>>534798661good news, the battle system only alternates between pressing the auto button for 90% of content and the other 10% is pure rng hell
you lose nothing by just reading the whatever writing you care about online
>>5347984241.3k waiting for MC
>>534798386When's the uncap mat dropping anyway? I just need one more Kita dupe.
>>534798739nyo. But if you already have a decent amount of sr uncap with lb0 super creek just skip the banner. SC get powercrept in one year anyway, and tazuna will be powercrept in 3months
>>534798660also the fact that apps are always optimized for ios for some reason
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>>534798451desu I had an Iphone 6 oon after it released and it worked fine for 6 years, after that I got some random Samsung phone and it still works fine.
I think Iphones problem isn't that they suck it's that normalfags are too retarded to not break their phone. Never used a case or a screen protector and my phone is still fine after all these years.
>>534798834half anniversary, so like 4-5 months after launch for us.
>>534798787>strength gamble -> minus all stats -> hot springs ticket
>>534798815If you auto'd through dongbaek youre an actual retard--
>>534798769>what if you don't have 30k
>>534798784>Just spend 1/2 my monthly salary on some creek rolls until I get spookedNah
>>534798787Every time is fuck time for Mayachi.
>>534798860That's the thing. I have 0 Creek copies to my name
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>>53479842410.4k, its a long way till february but it'll all be worth it if I can spark/get spooked by all the horse banners I skip.
>>534798787Charm ch-
>classic yearWinning chakra.
>>534798886It's a pain in the ass to install custom apps in Ishit it's why I never touched it again. You're very limited to what you can install there. Not to mention you can mod Android phones to have custom OS unlike Ishit.
>>534797089I eventually bit the bullet and got a Pixel 9 Pro because
>It was on a deep discount>Old phone was ancient and even Discord etc was starting to choke it>Shitty ass reception>No 5G>Old as fuck OS That phone lasted me 7 years, this one probably will too.
>>534798905>grapple with the actual dogshit combat system whenever a new update drops >24h later itโs nerfed into a cakewalk
$100 for 7500 carats is actually fucked. When is our next paid guaranteed SSR?
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Which of these for PVP lads?
>>534798739Creek doesn't matter. You will not have another good banner to pull for months, probably half a year if you already got Kita. If you are not happy with your SRs this is the best banner for you to pull, otherwise you have to use a cucked deck for months or pull some shitty banner.
>>534799063>$100 for 7500 caratsThat was only 70 for me, bwo, where the fuck are you buying yours
Sex. Sex with this horse.
>>534799108kitasan blue hahahahah
>>534799086>probably half a year if you already got KitaWhat? Not even Seiun Sky? Aren't some Umas worth rolling?
Triple Tiara and Triple Crown
How do the umas know which ... gender .... they are?
>>534799169He's talking about cards
>>534798815Figured as much, I'll just cope with horse game for my stat management sim fill until Project Moon unfucks itself and makes LobCorp2
which is never
>>534799079The one with higher wit
>>534799118I see you have good taste as well.
>>534799079https://alpha123.github.io/uma-tools/umalator-global/
>>534799169I'm talking about support banners, lots of good Uma banners coming soon
its not worth pulling for a shit card guys its like pulling for venti. venti=super creek.
Remember guys everytime you make a bad decision it will snowball into another one.
I know a guy who rolled on the venti banner who eventually ended themselves from regret. Dont be that guy with supercreek.
>>534799169Seiun Sky is borrow tier if you're even asking this question then you're not going to do the autism necessary to make her an optimal borrow.
>>534799226Wtf I spitted my drink
>>534798487also yuppers and yummers
>>534799209lmao reasonable, and no, director will not hire someone that knows how to run a business and expand into making multiple games at a time
20 more years of limbus company
>>53479842426k, skipping on seiun and creek.
>>534799250Why even count roll opportunities if you're not counting umas? The ones worth rolling for obviously, there aren't many if you're metafagging but they do exist
>Genshin Impact player sharing his opinion on gacha
>>534799226Rename it to Rice Cake
>>534799181they just run whatever. goddamn moids (female) in my tiara crown races
>>534799260A failed roll on any other option would have been way worse. Count yourself lucky.
Getting Smart Falcon dirty!
>>534798289Look at unc over here, crashing out at the senpai
BAKA blud, no rizz at all
whoever thought giving a chance of -20 energy restored, mood down, and a negative condition that drains 10 energy almost every turn and is not guaranteed to heal instantly, all for taking a fucking rest, should be fucking blacklisted from the industry
>>534799397Why are we fucked bro...
>>534799271>>534799278If you haven't been converted, you have now.
>>534799320I knew there was a better name I could have changed it to, but I only saved this a half hour ago kek. On it as of now, thanks anon.
>>534787473>400k on a phone gameI donโt get it, ive yet to spend a dime on Uma and Iโm still having โfunโ. Leaderboards and muh PVP was a mistake
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umamusume is a saving game
>>534799256venti was good for the first 2 years of the game though
>t. quit after Sumeru
I am a Rice Shower enjoyer.
umamusume is TP100/100 game
(Granblue fantasy has been constantly giving out the most gibs theyve ever done but nobody gives a shit anymore thanks to uma being the most popular its ever been worldwide)
>>534799464At least we get a day off work for horse racing (Melbourne only)
>>534799550>Best character in the game on a limited collab gacha banner with bad ratesthat game can burn
>>534799317I'm talking about decks. If you don't have a couple decent MLB speed SRs like Tosho, Eishin or MLB Stamina SRs like Mayano, Cafe and maybe 1 MLB SR witcard you're gonna be weak for a few months. If you have them you don't need to roll for Creek at all
>>534799550rates in gbf are complete fucking bullshit, god I hate it so much
umamusume is a state of mind
i want to breed tazuna the human tracen employee
>>534799550I saw the hxh collab units, saw that theyre the most broken shit the games ever seen, and promptly changed my password to b5e8h644vhrvhts3 before logging out
>>534799579Well, half a day for me. People get piss faced after 12, thank god for horse love.
Think I'll fire up some xcom instead. The full experience of getting raped by RNG while building a character roster without needing to put down a mortgage just to beat the game.
>>534799653Tazuna is anything but human.
>>534799550I'm pretty sure the people running the numbers found they were giving less free shit in the last year or two than in years previous.
>3rd career in a row jobbing only at kikuka sho
please I just need 4 more banners
>>534799079bro it's a medium race not a long
>>534799494They pay for us so we can play the game. You should be grateful to them.
>>534799778I don't mean for CM
>>534799719me first, Natie!
>>534787473I hate horse shippers so goddamn much, go die in a ditch filled with expired mcdonalds meals
>>534799550>Best unit in the entire game is only available for a month on a banner that will never be rerun again, seperate from the doubled rates bannerNever again am I playing this dogshit
>>534799550I don't get the point of playing a gacha RPG when you can just play an actual RPG.
There is no non-gacha Umamusume equivalent.
Umas should date umas
Ningen should date ningen
Trainers should date trainer
We can't let Uma population grow too fast because there aren't enough racetracks for em
>>534799923kino artwork though
>>534799647It's the same as the rate here, but uma doesn't have fes x2 rates to compensate for the 200 spark
>>534799550I stopped caring after summer lotto.
>>534799878I'm going against other player's umas so it's PVP
>>534799986Monster Rancher?
>>534799986What is princess maker, those evangelion raising sims and Im@s?
cm is not pvp. theres no pvp in uma musume
https://youtu.be/v4mqaBS3v7I
Marvelous Sunday is more childish than I thought. Mayano with tits.
>>534800009I mean a rateup of a specific unit, it's very easy to roll an entire fucking spark and not get the unit that's """featured""" in the banner
>>534800035Monster Rancher is great, I'd recommend getting the steam one
>>534800035>>534800061Can I train and race cute hors girls there
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>>534799464>what are currency conversionsAussies everyone
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>>534789808>tfw you're so badass you birth yourself
>>534800009Umas split support card and character banners make it easier to target what you want, and the balance of the game is significantly better. Granblue has around 700 units and maybe 100 of them are relevant at any one game mode, while Uma horses are all capable of being good
it pains me to admit but this botched strength acupunture oguri still manages to out preform my nealy 13k oguris because of the medium S alone.
Guess I gotta redo all my shit and pray for the shitty pink spark.
>>534800160Our currency is shit, so we're paying more?
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they better start doing something or uma musume is going to die
I have never seen chickezo in TT, why is that?
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>>534800273No because 100AUD is equivalent to 65.17USD how the fuck do you not understand this? You're actually getting a $4 discount
>>534799986I think there's an itch for some sort of long term, slow progression kind of game.
I remember when I was younger I'd occasionally restart those yugioh games and earn the collection again from the ground up.
Then as a teen I'd sometimes get an itch to play cookie clicker and watch number go up, for a couple weeks.
I think disenfranchised mmo players that are pushed out by the seasonal model that's taken over the market are one of the prime audiences for gachas.
Therrs a certain group of people that just like checking in daily and slowly accumulated resources or making a number grow.
Maybe in another time period and with slightly less adhd those people would've had a potted plant or planted a tee.
>>534800009it's just different. more jewish in ways but less in others.
>0.3% rate up rate versus 0.75% here>6% general rate vs 3% here (but they have worse general pool inflation)>most of their units are pointless garbage>best annual summon is 0.25% rate up and cannot be exchanged for pity, people every year get unlucky and have to throw thousands of rolls to get the summon>granblue has enough uncap items that having to roll a summon (equivalent of an ssr card) multiple times is completely unnecessary.
>>534800286>99.5% player retentionHoly shit they beat limbus
>>534799586>>534799672>>534799923I rolled a tenner after hearing this. I REALLY hope this doesn't affect my half-anni luck.
>>534800246god I fucking wish I had an oguri, why did I tix rice shit instead of her when I always end up metafagging
>>534800351Except Americans get paid more than Australians so actually we are paying more as a percentage of income.
>>534800273Do you have brain problems?
>>534800351Uhh no? It doesn't work like that.
>>534800286the halvening every month is coming cygames must accelerate
>>534800142They're usually cool monsters and not girls thought there is one girl "monster"
I'm so excited to roll and finally have some decent MLB SRs. Only one I have is the brown girl and she kind of sucks.
>>534799923>Posts Kusopika instead of Chrollo
>>534800392Your knees asplode
>>534800286Last time i saw such worldwide appeal for a gacha game was pokemon GO
>>534800496what game was this?
>>534800392brother hes lying to you these collab characters arent even rated 10 on gamewith
>>534800395Maruzensky is better
>>534800418have you tried deporting all the chinks?
ermm so what is it? pull or not?
>>534799923i thought gbf's collab units were free?
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>>534800672GBF sucks in every regard
>>534800672Not since last year with the reincarnated slime collab. Now most collab units are hidden behind a limited time gacha
>>534800592elon shilled this, it was path of exile 2
>>534800583uma kinda went viral on x because of northernlion. Idk if it was organic or cygames paid for some next level guerilla marketing
>>534800641I need at least 1 copy so I can starting borrowing MLB Kitasan instead
>>534800381What the fuck is limbus?
>>534800641pull if you need SRs, if not no
>>534800641I watched that video and he says he's rolling on the banner... Basically he just says she's not as useful because she's a stamina card as opposed to a speed card which you use for every run. She's still extremely good and it's a great chance to fill out your SR deck while the SR pool is shallow.
>>534800641>I will be pulling on this banner>you totes shouldn't though :)kek another gaslighter
>>534800641idk I told youtube not to recommend that video to me because I'm gonna roll
Why did I waste 100 pulls on Curren.
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>>534800375Training a thing that you can only influence/can't directly control and watching it beat other things made under the same conditions is a pretty popular formula.
>>534800635China already owns them albeit
>>534800770Some korean feminist gacha
>>534800621I want a 3rd dirt uma so no
>>534800635Chinks are aight I'd rather deport the jeets.
>>534800641I think /uma/ should 100% try to gaslight players outside the general to roll for an upcoming support banner. Just overhype a mediocre support and tell others to dump all their shiny carrots for a MLB that they will never use. We should do this as a prank of course.
>>534800792which is a gaslight honestly because outside of witmaxxed niche decks for TT sprinters, sperg creek has a place on most decks
>>534800762>Idk if it was organic or cygames paid for some next level guerilla marketingDidn't he play the game every day off stream and have a ton of fans?
>>534800609I'll be the judge of that thank you very much.
>>534800375I guess it does cater to the MMO crowd.
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>>534799226Well. An Assassin has twice the ass in its name alone
I wished Uma devs respects the players time and experience like this dev
>>534801001Honestly the only good Umamusume vids on youtube are that cute girl who does the 3 minute 'no yapping vids' I would marry her.
https://youtu.be/rcw9e5MK78Q
>>534800672It was until... The New Producer
>>534800641Kitasan and FM are the priority to MLB from the year 1 cards. FM won't have a banner this year unfortunately, so Creek is the only banner left rolling.
>>534801135I know this is bait but for those that don't know, the Beta is only active on weekends
>>534800873Yeah but that doesn't explain why these longform and predatory gacha atlye games take over so much.
If you check vg/ half of the catalogue is different gachas.
I think it's just something that people don't want to like, rationalize they shouldn't like, but secretly do like.
Kind of like loot boxes or micro transactions.
There is nothing more that the community hates more, but there is never a single time where those aren't the top selling and top earning games.
Pekple either spend money on stuff they detest constantly or they just dont hate it as much as they claim.
>>534800762it's organic, uma is close enough to a roguelite and the guy will basically play anything that resembles one.
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I'm playing uma because there was no FM last year and this year will be shit
>>534801026in general if you clicked on anything uma related the algo kept showing you uma stuff. I think cygames really did buy some boosts cause they do indeed have a marketing department. content/timeline is organic but the signal boosting is paid for.
>>534800583Go is a gacha?
>>534799986there arent enough actual rpgs out there, and the ones that do exist dont get constant updates like gachas do
most long running gachas probably have multiplicitavely more story content than an average rpg based on how long theyve been around
everyone hold, dont play the game till it matches up with jp (in 7 years) so that we can finally pull on meta banners
>>534801365if you stretch the definition of a gacha then yes, otherwise it's main appeal is making you go outside to play the game. the actual pokemon gacha game is pokemon master sex
>>534801198People get a rush out of those random rolls and the games themselves are designed with every trick in the book to keep people engaged. Also, it is just gambling in every sense that matters for addictive behavior.
>>534800792>as opposed to a speed card which you use for every runDoes this fucking retard realise you also always take stam for anyone running longer than mile?
>>534802319That means half the time you are not taking stam, meanwhile you always take speed. That is twice the amount.
>>534802495You are a fucking moron. Genuinely consider suicide. Ritual shitposting has to be the most brainrotten, cringe shit imaginable.
>>534800641I will roll for super creek in second year
>>534802575Actually u are
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