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>Game News (EN)
Current Rate Up: Curren Chan (3*), Yukino Bijin (SSR), (SSR), Nishino Flower (SR), Narita Taishin (3*), Yaeno Muteki (SSR), Zenno Rob Roy (SR)
Next Rate up: Smart Falcon (3*), Super Creek (SSR), Tazuna Hayakawa (SSR)
Main Story Chapter 3 is up.
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>Game News (JP)
Current Rate Up: Satono Crown (Alt 3*), Cheval Grand (Alt 3*), Win Variation (SSR), Duramente (SSR)
Legend Race vs Sakura Bakushin O (Alt) and Biko Pegasus will be held on 8/7
LoH Long will be held on 8/12, Sapporo, 2600m, right, summer, sunny
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CM Classic will be held in September, Kyoto, 2000m, right, autumn, sunny

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Hashire hashire Kotaro!

Pearl.

Punching Rudolf in the stomach every turn she doesn't give a skill hint!

And then I told him to build wit and he fucking believed me, lmfao my ass off

In this thread, we respect the Commander.

If anons are tryharding clubs to feed their egos, why dont they just eat roasted carrots if they hunger?

All human who posts under this post dosen’t have human rights!

ah we back to being a CONNECTING.... simulator

rimzuri rob roy

>hat on
>ahah such a silly horse
>hat off
>literal top model

>>>534785353
@grok is this real?

I want to see King's Halo...

>>534785465
>the tiny bit of cameltoe
muh

>>534785536
Umanko?

Sex with Gentildonna

>>534785340
its not about ego, its about carats
you're gonna pull your weight like everybody else or fuck off
you are free to choose which club you want to join, so why should 29 people have to suffer your bullshit of
>i just wanna do one run per day and get top 100
when they are doing their best to keep themselves in that top 100

you're just nagging for the sake of nagging with no purpose behind it

Rudolf has dumb looking hair. She looks like she has a extension wig on

>>534784921
Cafe's friend is her father, Sunday Silence. One of her events is called a Taste of Silence, and she also references his corner acceleration.
>But why Manhattan Cafe among all his sons?
IRL Cafe is basically a carbon copy appearance-wise among Sunday Silence's sons.

>>534785261
>Seeking the Pearl
>Maruzensky
I want a third one for the hag trio but I can't think of one. Creek doesn't really fit, she's more of a mother than the other two.

Good night faggots.
Have a picture of my wife.

the horses are NOT for sexing

>>534785576
careful, not even gold ship would go near her

>>534785634
How can she be your wife if she's my wife???

>>534785634
>whoring your wife
The fucking STATE of /uma/

>>534785618
>hag
That's enough out of you.
>>534785639
Silence, human woman.

What does "breaking out of the pack" mean in, for example, Rice Shower's unique skill? If I inherit that for an uma that isn't a Pace Chaser or Front Runner, would that still activate?

If you're only doing one run a day your run should at least look like this

>>534785634
I'm gonna cum in her tits.

>>534785612
Damn, that's literally everyone.
Who was this horse?

>>534785589
Carrots?

Where is the super creek banner.

>>534785805
Soon

>>534785756
>44 wins out of 45 races
It was Hopeful Stakes, wasn't it?

>>534785805
Tomorrow JST.

>>534785756
dont do this chat youre bricking your account, get SS on a stat for DOUBLE the chance of a 3* blue

>>534785802
Sunday Silence. He was a horse.

>>534785805
14 or hours from now

Don't let their slackers shame you into not trying your best for your club, anons. Start kicking them out, they are going to quit playing the game regardless if they successfully leech of our clubs.

Who else bringing two debuffers?
>Tether + Dominator = -4% SPD for people in front
>2 Hesitant debuff for each class = -2% SPD
>2 Subdue early race = -2% stamina early race
>2 Flustered mid race = -2% stamina after most people used maestro
>Murmur + Sharp gaze + Mystifying murmur + All Seeing eyes = -8% stamina, reducing one gold skill worth of stamina
>SPD reduced late race = 6%,
> Stamina reduced = 12%,

although the first 2% stamian reduced may not be as important because people regen stamina to full after the first corner with maestro, 10% is still a lot, and remember, this is only my two debuffers, if we add a third is much more depending on the other people debuffers, now if they also bring two debuffers everyone is fucked, and that's why im bringing a Front Runner so they can dodge a lot of debuffs

>>534785738
Her eggs are already toast and you know it brother.

>>534785987
heads will roll at the end of the month
restructuring will happen next month

>>534786002
I think i might because i'm F2P and bringing two aces is too hard

>>534785465
She's hot even with the retard helmet.

Who do I use my selector on?

>>534785987
does the total fans earned for your original club transfer to the new club if you leave and join the new club?

>>534786129
Oguri
>b-but muh mcque--
Oguri

did cheval grand got any notable offspring or they are all loser

Because every fresh account gets 18k carats, i reroll every week for a 0lb super creek + the newest uma so i can enjoy their stories

>>534786129
Oguri Cap will give you free points in dirt and can flex into pretty much any style and distance (except sprint and front-runner).

>>534786221
have you ever gotten lb3 kitasan black post-banner

>>534785802
The American Dream and the saviour of Japan.
His showdown with his rival, Easy Goer, is still one of the most kino races to this day.
https://youtu.be/g9pc1i7nRT0?t=1m4s

>>534786152
No. part of the reason why danchous aren't so trigger happy when kicking people

>>534786275
I’m dumping like 60 rolls on uma banner so no. There’s 3 random SSR tickets per account so it’s easy to get a SC start and borrow a random MLB kitasan black

I did reroll kitasan black banner when i got caught up in the hype but i didn’t get a LB3 after 2 days of rerolling so it should be impossible for offrate

>>534786312
aite, i guess I may as well stick it out till the next month and rethink my options since I've earned quite a bit

what the fuck is wrong with her mom

>Get a smile on my face when Umapyoi Densetsu plays at the end of Season 1
>They continue the tradition of playing it for the credits at the end of Season 2 and 3
>Watch Beginning of a New Era and see that Pokke and friends sing it at the end of the movie as well
>Watch Road to the Top and NTR and friends also sing it at the end of the 4 episode OVAs
>Watch Cinderella Gray
>They don't end it with Oguri singing Umapyoi Densetsu

wife'd

>>534786452
She's a cunt. That's all.

>>534786129
wait until free rolls are over so you don't get fuck over by RNG, you may get the horse you want and save the ticket for someone else

>>534786480
at the finale for sure...

Who the fuck is this power ranger nigger? I just want SRs. I have 1 max SR. Give me SRs nigger game

https://x.com/tenlock/status/1954507236149223550
It was hug day so here's something nice.

>>534786129
I think I got Maruzensky with mine and feel like an omega retard for taking her instead of Oguri

>>534786597
shut your fucking mouth you fucking faggot

>>534785618
Mejiro Ramonu. She's already been a hag since birth

>>534786597
>power ranger
kill yourself

>>534786597
one of the best speed cards in the game

>>534786312
That doesn't make sense though. If someone is leeching then it wouldn't matter much if you lost the fans they contributed because it wasn't much in the first place. The earlier you can replace them with someone who will produce more fans the better. The later you kick leeches the worse you'll be off.

>his favorite umas' horse irl is a male
Ishygddt. You're not a homo faggot, are you??

>>534786417
It was very possible to reroll LB3 after getting 3 copies and sparking the last one, what was impossible was LB4, specially in the beginning, it was easier later on because of freebis that we have no way of knowing when they were to come ot.

GLOBAL WAS A FUCKING MISTAKE

You are in an enclosed room with king halos mother. The room will be unlocked in 24 hours. How would you pass the time?

>>534786279
why does america constantly breed some of the most yoked horses in history

>>534786335
Tosen Jordan is peak sexo design but fucking Hell her roll period is rough, shortly before Tamamo and the all spark banner and not long after Doto, Eishin and Gold City has already milked me.

>>534786739
deets

>>534786480
>They don't end it with Oguri singing Umapyoi Densetsu
>end it with
CG is like halfway through the White Lightning Arc and ended with a tease at the Japan Cup international umas.

How come nobody likes Gold Ship?

>>534785752
https://gametora.com/umamusume/skill-condition-viewer?skill=100301
Site will give you a breakdown on varying uniques and other skills if wording on it is too much or if you're wondering about the specifics. For Rice Shower, breaking out of the pack just means she's speeding her shit up to get ahead of other front umas she's near. The only qualifiers for her unique is boiling down to "be in 4th or higher place, and you've overtaken one uma during/by the final corner." If your non-Pace Chasers and non-Front Runners can achieve that, it will also activate.

>>534786750
I put on my robe and wizard hat

That's it. Stafysis it's time to kick the leeches from Inc. We need to get our top 100 back this month.

>>534786706
At MLB maybe, I'd rather get my 1LB Sweep to MLB than get some LB0 SSR that I will never max out. At least the Creek banner comes today.

>>534786750
I'd probably just try to sleep.
Otherwise I'd ask her for advice on my wardrobe and see if I can hold conversation for more than a few hours.

>>534786480
She's not an Umapyoi Legend yet.

>>534786152
I accidentally replied to you in the last thread but you always keep your total fans and that’s what shows up. Your contributions to a club start at zero when you join however. This is what makes spreadsheets a requirement for higher rank clubs because the game also doesn’t tell you or anyone how many you’ve personally contributed so the leader has to manually keep track. If you’re the same anon that was debating joining the top 100 club you would have to triple (not double, I was wrong) your count by the end of the month to make a difference

>>534786750
Talk about the hit TV-Shows "The Sopranos" and "It's always sunny in Philadelphia"

>>534786730
Tbh i lost motivation to continue after someone posted a seller selling maxed out kitasan black accounts for peanuts. I accepted that esports isn’t for me, i just want to read stories at my own pace

>>534786803
She's probably top 3 most popular horses on global
Top 5 is her, Bakushin, Tachyon, Teio, and Urara

>>534786750
HAVE SEX WITH HER

>>534786886
I should steal this idea the next time I have to talk to someone without a mutual hobby.

>>534786607
I don't trust that horse.

Oguri Cap is just Luffy
>haha food, where is da food? did someone say food?
>is literally retarded
>shifts into second gear after 18 episodes of foreplay and wins by a miracle of retard power

>>534786750
i lecture her due to her poor treatment towards THE first rate umamusume and ask that she apologize

>>534786945
Anon she's married what the fuck.

>>534787010
wtf is this true

>>534786721
Like 80% of the cast is male irl (almost 90% if you don't count Urara who is only famous for being the retardedest) Colts are bigger and stronger than fillies so the most famous horses are overwhelmingly male.

favorite uma rivalry in careers?

>>534787076
HAVE MOTHERFUCKING SEX WITH HER

>>534786982
To be fair, she only had a hand in that last rejection.

>>534787158
Vodka and Daiwa obviously

I'm a leech AMA

>need to roll for cards tomorrow
>but want to get trainees of the next month
AAAA I HATE THIS BANNER SYSTEM!

Agnes Tachyon is my favorite uma
Is she in any of the animated adaptations outside of the movie?

>>534787228
Rank of your club?

>>534786607
Her eyes are so beautiful...

>>534787228
What's your ID bwo?

>>534787228
i want this anon to give me the succ

>>534787158
Is there any actual bad blood rivalry in this game, like, not shit yuribait rivalries, but like genuine "i fucking hate this nigger" rivalries? Or is it all just kumbayah

>>534787269
>>534787279
All confidential
Next questions please

>>534786878
nah I wasn't that anon, but thanks for the detailed reply
>triple
yeah nah, if anything I started strong with the fan farming this month and now im winding down, definitely not worth leaving now

>>534787228
How many rank places in number do you estimate to be costing your club?

>>534786712
I guess you're right especially since most club switching probably happens in the first half of the month. Also I mean yeah, if it's someone who hasn't logged on for 7d and has low fan count sure you can find yourself in situation where it's not so easy

>>534787324
Name of your club?

>>534786767
Sunday Silence was actually considered a weak horse when he was younger. His legs were fucked up and he was left unsold at the auction. When going back home, the transport had an accident and he was the only horse who survived the crash. Unironically, his whole backstory would make him a better protag than most umas.
Easy Goer, his rival, was the clear favorite coming into the triple crown, who had a good pedigree making it even more anime. Sunday Silence won the first two crowns but got denied by Easy Goer on his final crown by 8 lengths. Their final showdown was during the breeder's cup where Sunday Silence won once more.

>>534787158
Opera-Doto-Ayabe have a funny dynamic

Yknow people call Uma and other JP gachas predatory and jewish but has anyone kept up with Diablo Immortal recently? The top whale has spent 400k on it and the next few are not far behind

>>534787113
Yeah and if your uma isn't one of the 28 female horses, you're a faggot.
Don't try and pretend you aren't a homoworm

>>534787242
The only thing i miss about hoyo slop is being able to just run the character without rolling for the weapon.
Here? Most characters are desirable and while getting one copy is enough, the rates are not only low, getting support cards is the "wisest" choice as they are more important for your account, however all that's irrelevant as one copy is worse than the SR yet still gives more progress to your account than a horse.

>>534787360
I don't know since I don't keep track of points like some fag
>>534787389
Uma&Co

>>534786767
Sunday Silence is the genetics GOAT of Japan but the Canadian Northern Dancer is more insane to me.
>had leading sires in the UK, North America, Australia, Ireland, France and Japan, multiple sires and even sires of sires.
That's basically a world conquest in horse racing and they were usually leading sires not once or twice but 10+ times everywhere, madness.

s*x with horse girls NOW

>>534787395
>survived a crash where the truck flipped over after the driver had a heart attack
that's crazy that he managed to survive, what with all the talk that horses are fragile as shit

YOU GUYS LIED I WOKE UP AND THE BANNER IS NOT UP YET WTF

>>534787473
never post this kind of ugly art again, wasting an image slot i could use to shitpost

>>534787307
so far I've only seen the obvious angry lesbians, the whole friendship rivalry between Spe, Condor, Grass, King and Sky, and the few one sided times someone goes "I WILL BEAT YOU SUZUKA!" "Who are you again"

Hey Anon did you know today is non-consensual hug day? By clicking on the link below, you consent to being forcefully hugged by a random Uma!
https://umamusu.wiki/Special:RandomInCategory/Main_Characters

oh! Would you look at the time a new day has just passed! Let's see... today is rape day! Well good luck anon hopefully you didn't already roll a uma haha!

>>534787325
The “triple” was only for that specific anon who was asking. He had like 20mil so it was just to give him a general idea.
If you’re sitting at anything decent right now of course you don’t have to triple it. You don’t have to increase it at all if your club is casual enough even.

>>534787514
How can you call yourself a true leech if you don’t even know how much better your club would be without you? This AMA sucks

>>534787608
in fact no, I did not roll, thanks for the warning beforehand

>>534787608
>Air Groove
She looks like she needs a hug so that's a nice roll.

>>534787395
Also, Sunday Silence ended up being best friends with McQueen after he came to Japan. Uma's Gold Ship's interactions with McQueen are basically a reference to IRL Sunday Silence and McQueen.

>>534787608
AIIIIIEEEEEE

>>534787473
I love looter games so much, it is a shame they're the perfect formula for the most degenerate, predatory monetization formats in the world

>>534787659
>This AMA sucks
>leech

>>534787608
>it's another character with an oversized coat that covers their hands
i sleep

>>534787307
gold ship gets pissed off at tosen jordan for trying to boss her around but i doubt she holds a grudge

>>534787715
sexbot prepare your pelvish

>>534787524
I do know that he's Maruzensky's grandpa. Really crazy genes

What's funny is that umao's monthly quota of 40m is not even good enough for top 100 but they have so many giga farmers that they farm well above the minimum daily fan requirements for top 100 anyways

>>534787608
Got my wife, damn I'm lucky today.

>>534787608
i actually like her, can't wait to roll for her

>1 hour remaining
TT status?

Its just kinda crazy that the most powerful horses in the world are all descendants of one or two muslim horses

>>534787608
rerolling

>>534787251
pretty sure she was seen aura farming in the BNW ova

>>534787925
520k safe

>>534787608
based

>>534787585
How about that fucker avoids posting art like that AND you stop raping the image limit with your unfunny and lame shitposts?

>it's another Rudolf doesn't give the hint for Tether run
It's all so tiresome...

>>534787608
>rolled my actual wife
You just made my day anon.

>>534788006
???

>>534788027
husband

>>534787973
You have to be 18 to post here.

>>534788006
how about i rotate your balls

>>534787608
I got an ugly horse. Fuck this.

>>534787608
Nice

>>534787608
Yay

>>534787608
who bitch this is

>>534788092
A very handsome one even.

>>534788006
Hiōgi: Seisō Nenten Bīmu!

>>534785326
Kill special week
Rape special week (non affectionately)
demean Special week
Hit Special week with a speeding train
Cripple special week
Take the human rights away of Special week
Become stepdad of Special week and commit domestic violence
Crush all the hopes and dreams of Special week
A.K.A the worst uma in this entire fucking franchise

>>534787608
I don't want to get my dick flattened...

+1 image limit
no contribution

>>534785576
Sharing the bed with Gentildonna!

>>534787825
>one of their giga fan farmers left our club to go join theirs
>we would be up an entire tier if he stayed
>betrayed the group for 600 carats
>instead of helping the 30 other people get a meaningful 30 places higher goes to help top club get 2 places higher
It’s bad what a few extra carrots does to people, very few see the bigger picture

wow i got into class 6 without trying on my old account

>>534788129
Shit taste desu senpai, Duramente is great.

>>534787608
should i be worried?

>>534788129
Well fuck you, buddy.

>>534788129
I'll fucking kill you.

>>534788129
t. Nigasan

>>534787608
>Durandal
qrd on this hornse?

>>534787608
I was hoping for one with more tummy exposed, but this is a pleasant surprise

>>534788435
Dork

Trying to do Evil Nature's career without any sort of good inheritance is torture holy shit.

>>534788485
like, in a TM Opera style? gives me that vibe

>>534788435
One of the Inu Musumes

any fan farming deck/guide? i struggled to win after failing 4 sub 10% trainings

>>534788534
More like Bourbon if her father hadn't introduced her to Gundam, with a dash more romance.

>>534788058
>when you find out danchou is a leech himself

no one has built a Turf/Medium Urara for CM... They lied to us about it being a "favorites" game

>>534788347
>betrayed the group
Maybe if you did your job as a proper danchou they'd have no reason to leave?

>>534788570
just win your >15k fan g1s bwo

>>534787608
WTF
FUUUUUCKKKK

>>534788605
Fuck, thought you were talking about Duramente.
Ignore this post.

>>534786126
>whale account

>>534788631
Everyone here lies about using their favorite horse. They would rather whore their wife in here than use her for events. And no, your wife not being released in global yet is not an excuse.

>>534788129
This he's so ugly even in the anime, glad he got hurt and never recovered

Why the fuck does the fodder front Urara strat even work, shouldn't the pace chasers just overtake her and become the new frontrunners

>>534788347
Based overlord
This is what a REAL danchode is like

>>534786706
I have it at LB1 and it's bricking my runs by getting rainbow only after senior year

>>534787608
>Duramente
I don't know anything about this horse other than she has a good last spurt. S3 really fucked over uma personalities.

>>534788701
Best bro
https://youtu.be/aK94MhReoYs

>>534788694
>raped by a boy

>>534785802
You can trace basically the entire roster (85 or so) horses to Northern Dancer (Sunday Silence's dad), which traces his lineage all the way back to Eclipse.

>>534788347
>Laid-Back
As in, "daddy's got this". I fucking kneel, Centurial Overlord...

>horses don't do the animation of inherited uniques
lame

>>534788760
I tried that once and someone else brought their shitass mayano in
and thus both of us wasted a slot on our team for jobbers that went last because fronts eat shit against golshis and deboofers

>>534788631
Uma's year 1 is very unbalanced and you have limited tools and resources to actually build a horse. Why take the dozens of hours of effort to make a mediocre Ace like Urara,when Oguri Cap is 2/3rds of the way there out the box?
It gets better when sparks become more accessible and friend borrows more bountiful

So umamusumes like ear scritchies

>>534788920
I do want to see Rudolf do the Gold Ship anchor animation

Her smile and optimism: gone

Would this be good for CM?

>>534788975
serves her right

>>534788920
what the hell happened to grass

>>534788347
>Rank 5600 is still B+
Wtf why are people slaving away like crazy treating this game like a 2nd job

>>534788631
sorry bro, building turf and medium sparks is taking a long time to do

>>534788969
Yes

>>534788975
Approach her while riding a motorcycle, stare at her disappointingly with a head shake, then ride off

>>534788991
Not really you nature is just a small annoyance to anyone with one gold skill. They can easily shrug it off.

>>534786750
Shittalk her daughter

>>534788975
>latechuds getting boxed as usual
>>534788991
that's a lot of power
also I've seen more debuffs on other ones

>>534789036
maruzensky's #1 hater

>>534787608
Well I did get an onsen ticket on my first run with her so...
Highway to the Danger Zone

>>534788817
It's really cute.

i feel like club reqs should include at least 500k for tt. Its like an easy score to hit for autists but casuals cant ever hit this.

>>534789202
where exactly is mayano's danger zone

>>534788860
Umamusume is incest game.

>>534789053
what's being shown is the b+ from their last month's ranking (top 3000)
top 5000 is b
their current rank is like c+

posting an uncensored penis in /uma/

>>534789127
>>534789108
This was my previous one, wish i had lvl 3 when i did it

Just woke up where is Super Freak?

>>534789279
Good. We love incest in here.

>>534789315
I'm busy making baby goo with her

>>534789246
Underneath the landing strip

>>534789229
TT is partially gated by uma roster
Someone who has never rolled on umas ever can still do 100m fans worth of Goldshi runs

>club was top 200 couple days ago
>now it's barely at top 1000
what the fuck happened

Gold Ship is too big. It's distracting.

>>534789229
>caring about tt at all
if you want a true casual filter just have a champion's meeting group A requirement

>>534789414
Nude mod when?

>>534788094
nyooOOoOOoOooo

>>534789414
have you seen taiki shuttle?

>>534789406
initial hype is dying down
there was a guy that applied for my club that said "oh I rerolled for three days non-stop for MLB kitasan black, please let me in I will get a billion fans per month" and he didn't login for the past 7 days

A grape perhaps?

>>534789441
you cant call yourself a true uma pro if you have a tt score of 500k anon.

I need some tips on training Mile distance, I dont think my cards / parents are good enough to cap 1200 speed without losing on everything else

>>534789523
in this economy?

>>534789505
why is the image so crispy

I'm umamusuing. I'm umamusuing all over the place!

>>534789229
The cap should be 600k for a real non casual uma musume club. Anything lower is just disgusting pleb gameplay.

>>534787608
>>534788179
>Golshi is not the only one with retard headset
I'm worried.

>>534789505
umilkers

Quick question for anons, how many rolls are you going to use on the Creek banner?

>>534789714
nilch
I have 2.5k carats left after curren sucked my balls dry and I already have lb1 kita and creekster

I did it!

>>534789714
since manhattan cafe is still months away i burn away all i have

>>534787925
In the 5.5 zone, was busy making umas to win races before I could make witmaxxed skill spamming ones for TT

>>534789572
One does, what one can.

>>534789279
>>534789343
>>534785612

Image's too wide to directly post but enjoy:
https://files.catbox.moe/zn18gi.png

>>534789672
I'll take one bottle

>>534789505
>TaikiShuttleCelebratingWhileEveryoneElseIsDepressedAndThenHaruPassesByInTheBackgroundAlsoCelebrating.webm

>>534789714
All of them. I'm 101% sure I'm not getting anything of worth back, so I'm basically throwing away my carats.

>>534789714
20 or 30. I just want a copy of Eishin, Sweep or King Halo. Don't really need Super Creek as I feel better off borrowing an MLB one

>>534789714
i will throw in like 20 to see if i can get 1 creek for my lb2 creek

>>534786002
>run 2 debuffers, 1 ace
>ace gets awful mood
>rushed
>blocked
>can't win even though opponents are walking past the finish line with 0 HP left

>>534787925
518k safe.
Also why is the retention line lower than last week?
Last week was 540k something.

>>534789714
Saving for Seiun for parenting purposes.

>>534789229
I'm what'd be considered casual here and have 500k score.

>>534789841
Bro your parfaits?

>>534789406
club name?

>>534789773
you will be back next week

>>534789714
None I have an LB1 creek already and we'll get uncap items in a few months so I'll be fine.

I love mimomo bobon so much

>>534788347
>why do tryhard fan farmers not wanna stay in my laid-back casual club
Gee anon idk it's a mystery

>>534789852
no one cares about retaining class 6 they just do it once for rewards

>>534789714
for a f2p that has 17k carats rn and a half decent pool of SR cards, is it advisable to roll on the creek banner after getting burned on the kitasan (200 for 1 kitasan)?

>>534789714
Thinking about throwing a tenner at it but I only have 20k and want Brian 100% so I might just skip.

>>534789406
>>534789518
Uma in a fun game, but beneath the layer of fun lies massive grind that only autistic JP players could keep up, and the harder people get hooked the harder they drop it once they experienced what uma actually is about
think about it a bit, you log into uma game and do 3 career run, 3 daily races, 5 team trials, plus extras like +3 additional daily races or 3 legend races for your daily grind, spending over an hour and 20 minutes (at least) on full skip mode, while paying full attention to it
That's just with you being ok with wasting TP and RP, if you don't waste it, you'll be logging in again the next 12 hours doing 2 career and 5 team trial for over an hour
That's about 2:30 hour of time for uma "dailies" that you're expected to do every day, can you keep this up for the next 5 years?
Just saying, most gacha todays take 15 minutes on auto mode as "daily", and some people called that boring

>>534789897
then youre not casual you just choose to be lazy

>>534789909
>parfaits
>in CM

>>534785169 (OP)
Why did they draw her like the bomb devil?

>>534789714
Maybe ten? Or getting it to ten after free rolls.

>>534789950
yes, creek has a better rate up than Kitasan

>>534789714
I have 30 rolls and I'll use those. Hopefully get a Sweep Tosho.

>>534789714
No one seems to estimate the carats we'll accumulate this month. I want to see whether I can spend 3,000 carats and be able to save 30k before Seiun's banner. Currently I have 18k in total.

>>534789950
for the last time
if you have to ask if you wanna roll before spark, you can't
rolling before spark is for gacha vets who can take the very high chance of getting burned

>>534789714
only daily discounted rolls

>>534789965
Why is this a thing

>>534789950
kr anon here do not roll on creek, only roll on int cards and speed cards. you can just borrow creek.

>>534789229
TT has no bearing on skill. If anything people with overinflated TT scores are retards that wasted time building TT Umas instead of parent and Ace farming like the actual tryhards.

>>534789852
Retention line is based on the distribution of players in the bracket. Last week was the first week anyone was in class 6 so it was populated solely with launch week sweatlords. This week, the week 2 chads are in and showing everyone how to take er easy.

How are nonwhales supposed to compete in the future when even guts becomes a "need 1200" stat

>>534789714
None, i'm getting my Topgun wife

>>534789808
>Agnes World
We're just living in it.

>>534790134
https://youtu.be/Fl-4S-vUxPg

>>534790134
you gutsmaxx

>>534790146
why would the child want a baby is this translated with chatgpt
its "sibling" not "baby"

>>534790146
This pic separates the real Mayanofags from the lowly cunny merchants.

>>534790134
They can't. It's a simple math.
You only exist, so the other people shine brighter. A background prop. A minor bump, to embellish their legend even further.

>>534790097
>Kitasan nowhere to be found after 1 year
What the hell

>>534789714
10 if i got another 1500 before banner end. my full spark is for wife groove

>>534790134
>Check gametora for card releases and plan out
>Save limit break upgrades for those cards

>>534789714
10-20, MAYBE 30 if I'm feeling frisky plus the daily rolls

>youtube keeps bombarding me with jp videos involving that island scenario
I'll probably die before Orfevre even gets added to global.

>>534790312
UMAMUSUME IS WIT GAME

>>534789714
50 delusional rolls for more SR copies

>>534789958
You’re half right and you’re half wrong
TP is cosmetic and just a way of capping people that sit down and grind for ages, the game does not expect you to constantly exhaust it, same with RP. Yes doing your full dailies takes longer than other gachas but it’s about the same if you skip doing a career and you really don’t lose that much of your income. God forbid a game asks you to actually play it these days
Yes uma is filled with rng and that’s the nature of the game, we’re still in the most boring part of the game that’s the least interesting and it’s a miracle JP survived until 2nd anni with just how much stuff was missing from the game, but this is also why catching up became trivial and they dumped endless selectors and new ways to get older cards on you
Doing 5 runs a day is a great way to burn out on a game that’s a marathon casual second game to play

>>534790395
kek same

>>534790134
Nonwhales exist so whales can spend and win. Just enjoy the stories.

>>534788179
Ai’s Classics rival, but couldn’t beat her. So she spent the rest of her career stomping on her juniors for G1s following Ai’s retirement. I hope you enjoy angry Kyoto girls.

>>534790103
its an iq test to not waste time on building anything other than golship and debuffers. golship takes like 10 tries to get a good cm ace that will never lose. Real chads are building TT teams or the next cm.

ZUTO ZUTO ZUTO ZUTO

>>534789714
50 paid * however long the banner is.

>>534790312
>The only must have card in the next 3 years is kjta
You didn't actually fall for it did you?

>>534790134
Scenario mechanics are the greatest source of power creep in the game
You can play the new Jp scenario with nothing but R cards and hit 1300+ in every stat, equally playing URA with end game Jp power creep cards gets you 1200 in 3 stats and 400 in the other two at best

>>534789714
30-50 ish. I'm doing pretty damn good on support cards but i do want to potentially level up some more.

>>534787608
My beautiful hick bumpkin.

>>534790097
>FM gets more and more meta

god I hope this is true, it's been more than a week since I used my 3lb

>>534787608
>you will never be raped by a fat-titted tomboy

>>534790603
Yeah but you also get super powerful sparks

>>534790439
you still have to grind for the legacy of your own despite being able to borrow one
being full RNG also means players' expectations can be easily betrayed by failure to achieve working stats for content such as CM
and people hate losing and seeing someone else being better than them on social media
even with freebies, f2p and casual would not be able to keep up at all, and they will grind the game voluntarily, and losing their enjoyment through it

>>534787608
Nice.

Verxina > Gentildonna
Win Variation > Orfevre
Curren Bouquetd'or > Chrono Genesis
Lucky Lilac > Almond Eye

>umao poaches carries from other /uma/ clubs
Based or cringe?

Of course that failed training will come back to haunt me

>>534790480
>golship takes like 10 tries to get a good cm ace that will never lose
>mfw I have done 3 runs a day for the past 2 weeks and still have not gotten a usable golship with S in distance

>>534790875
this is peak reddit/discord behaviour

>majority of anons only care about sr dupes and not the premium ssr itself
are sr really that broken at mlb? ive always run 5 ssr deck because it just feels more deluxe to me

>>534790875
cringe but then again being sweaty over a fucking mobile game is already cringe

how many of you are playing uma musume as their first gacha?

>>534788452
She just got a tummy alt this month in JP, but that’s 2 years for global.

>>534790439
>>534790783
When will the rental increase
Im not amused with only 3 rentals and I have to use my shit Umas with 1* guts / wits

>>534790103
Neither does CM, what's your point? If you want skill expression you play skill-based pvp games, not slot machine.

>>534791045
Hey you didn't fail Kikuka Sho. That race is cursed for me half the time.

>>534790875
i just hope none of you trannies start bringing up e-drama and namedropping from your club faggotries

>>534790943
First JP live service gacha that made it past a week.

>>534790943
Not me but I infected a friend who has this as his first gacha and he did more runs in a week than I did in a month, hope he won't suffer burnout. Poor guy also hasn't gotten an onsen ticket in over a hundred runs.

>>534791045
should've quit after that embarassing hope stakes performance

>>534791045
You won't trigger her ult if you play pace

>>534790937
Just compare the stats.
6 SSR's will also clog up your events, unless you have early exit ones you won't see the final event for like 3 of them.
You don't even see super creep every run with 5 SR's.
Sweep tosho is a speed card with bonus skill points which is also just very premium.

do newfriends really think the only thing to do in this game is farm for CM for 10 hours a day

>>534791030
CM parent/grandparent farming is a better measure of autism because TT witmaxxing just needs you to press two buttons, whereas spark farming actually needs you to put in the time unless you're lottery-tier lucky.

>>534788058
WAKE THE FUCK UP DANCHO

>>534791130
I'd rather get boxed 2 times per run than 4.

>>534786002
4 recovery 1.2k speed 900 stam tachyon with shooting + red shift
go ahead

>>534791045
The Stakes? Hopeless...

>>534791045
Im not even sure I got shitted on japan cup as well earlier
Go frontrunner if you are at hopeful stakes for higher chances of winning

>>534791045
>Pace

>>534790875
New York Rangers ah type of behavior. Gods will smite them, like the real club.

>>534791093
Having one gold recovery is an autowin at Kikuka Sho. NPCs die by themselves, usually.

Dogs….

>>534786002
>im bringing a Front Runner so they can dodge a lot of debuffs
How do Front Runners "dodge a debuff"?

I wish there's an easy way to scroll through sparks list rather than clicking each one of them every time

>>534790875
How? Theres no private chat in this game and you cant invite people that are already in a club

>>534789714
full spark since i skipped kitasan

>>534791185
Pace/Late gets boxed easier than Front/End
you're probably just a witlet

>>534791236
Ah, so i was just failing it because i never bought skills until after the finale. Yeah that makes sense.

>>534789668
Lilac is also a stego spawn technically, since she’s Orfe’s first G1 winning kid. Also his most successful one so far.

>>534791238
umamusume is inumusume game

>>534790943
me
never thought I would play one of these games but something about it just grabs me
then again I have 10k hours in RS3 so I'm used to grindy games

>>534789958
Imo if you don't have someone to discuss the game with you'll drop.
For some 4chan is enough, but most people will need people they know to play with them, race them in lobbies, compare CM/Gacha luck, etc.

0* diamond or MLB Manhattan cafe

>>534791357
Yeah. I always buy Swinging Maestro before Kikuka Sho or Tenno Sho Spring. Those two are a bitch w/o recoveries.

not gonna make it bros

*rapes this thread*

>>534791295
Two niges alternating each other's skills can push themselves far enough to dodge the vision needed for some debuffs
A solo front runner won't dodge shit though

Was this race supposed to be a designed loss for Nature? Teio just got boxed and fell off.

>>534791525
MLB cafe
MLB gold cards are always better than 0 SSR
only around the 2nd or 3rd uncap does a SSR become better than a gold (arguably, not all cards scale the same)

Staring into Almond's eyes...

>>534788347
the fuck do you expect at that rank? anyone over 30 million fans can easily get in a top 500 group

>>534791594
When you are brocked you're brocked. This is inevitable

>>534791525
always check your kpis

>>534791648
prolonged eye contact during paizuri

Why didn't Cinderella Gray manga get an oversea release/localization?

>>534789958
you know this game is made for salarymen and women who only do a run once a day at best right, no one is forcing you to autistically waste all your energy every time it's refilled bro

>>534791097
I really want them to do that because it's the funniest shit observing these groups crumbling down from a safe distance over some gacha game.

>>534789958
>>534790439
The entire cancer of gachas (besides the predatory monetisation model of course) is the fact that it expect you to turn the game into a job - log in every single day for the remainder of your life. I can't think of any normal video game that expects me to do this. This is insane.

>>534791648
uggo

ope wakipe...

>>534791692
post the website for it
>inb4 youtube video

>>534791692
>when your boss starts the meeting with "hey guys, so I've learned about the KPI and..."

>>534791731
Probably because shueisha thought uma was too niche. But now that the popularity is taking off, I bet mangaplus will simulpub the final arc.

I was getting tilted like crazy with the game but got mayano top gun out of a ticket for completing a mission and you just put her front pace and she is 1st from start to finish
Now i wish i didn't build all my horses as pace chasers

I need more borrows a day, I hate getting bricked runs when using my daily 3

>it's the game's fault that I play all day because I got baited into thinking CM is extremely competitive and if I don't have the perfect horse I'm not gonna get any rewards
crazy

it's kinda crazy how all the kitisan black rerollers didn't realize that without special week 90% of the pace chaser (most common type) setups are almost impossible

>>534791692
>>534791823
>KPI
I hate corpospeak so goddamn much

>>534791879
I'd say clubfags are sweatier, at least the top 100 anyways

>>534791887
What a cute dog. I want to ruffle her head.

what happens to pace chasers when there are 0 front runners?

HOPEFUL status?

>>534791793
Gorgeous Overlord, holy

How do we fix Urara?

>>534791692
>tfw have 2lb tamamo and mlb top gun
which one should i use?

>>534792005
6th

>>534791879
>don't log in for a week
>get kicked out of club
>lose thousands of gems in gibs
>have to spend an entire month's worth in salary to catch up with the gibs and banners you missed out on or be completely gated out of the multiplayer component of the game
I love gacha!

>>534791793
Tits too big

>>534791774
But this one you can play once or twice a week? You'll miss on some rewards but buying like one carat pack every 3 months for $5 will give more.

>>534791692
These are literally made up numbers that dont mean anything btw

>>534792048
bwo... she looks like she was experimenting on mcdonalds...

Bros, mutating umas and stacking skills is fun. Too bad it's not viable in PvP.

>>534792005
It's Teiover

>>534791774
The fact that people like you, who clearly don’t play other gachas, are here is a sign of success for the game. You’re right but you can also get away with logging in once a week outside of events like the current golshi week without losing that much
>>534790783
You’re quite wrong and also overestimate how insecure people are
The absolute vast majority of this game’s players are casuals who like reading the stories and seeing numbers go up, these are people that would swipe for umas, the people that care enough to compare themselves with others and feel bad about it are a tiny amount yet likely people that would swipe on support cards
People more than anything else love randomness, getting the same expected result from a run would have you hooked less than being able to high or low roll it

>>534791902
Eh for most of the pace chasers you can get away with Potential 5 especially now with the Goldshi monies if you need another gold stam skill. Besides that retard Spe has not given me Gourmand for 4 runs in a row.

>>534791998
They become what they hate the most.

Busty boys...
>>534792005
The Tokai Miracle will do it again.

corpolarps dont know the flaw of any metrics based evaluation. its what caused many deaths in history. true pragmatists know that the best indicator is evaluated using deep regression with the actual real output.

>>534792005
The ingredients to winning hopeful are 300spd/stam, great mood and medium A

>>534791879
Nobody is forcing you "people" to play.

>turf spark spark procs on classic year
>turf B
>starts destroying turf sprint mile and medium races
>8th place in arima kinen
lmao???

the thread is pretty uncomfy today bros...

>>534792073
>>534792139
>>534792197
>>534792232
time to Neck myself

>use one of three daily borrows
>

>>534792197
Boyfaggots big love

>>534791902
Special Week is a bad card. Replace her with an MLB stam SR and get to 1200 stam instead.

>>534791774
> I can't think of any normal video game that expects me to do this.

doesn't the vast majority of multiplayer games nowadays have some kind of log in daily rewards+battle pass and stuff like that?not just f2p even full price AAA stuff

>>534792084
retard, free shit stays in your crate for years, and no one is forcing you to join a tryhard club. this game was made for mega casuals and you're the only one making it a sweatfest for like 900 gems at the end of the month lmfao

>>534792279
Imagine losing to someone who's flatter than you.

>>534792163
>who clearly don’t play other gachas
I used to play early battlecats. It was tolerable for a while. I thought with how popular this one got with normalfags the model would be less predatory, not peak (cap).

>>534792132
thankfully there is an entire gamemode that rewards stacking as many skills as you can on your team

>>534792279
It's time for afterrace correction

>>534791823
>team has had incredible results for 3 weeks running, literally performing at nearly twice what's expected for output
>managers are mad because nearly everyone is below where their KPI should be and they have to explain how those two things can happen at the same time
I miss my old boss who understood the outcome was really all that mattered...

>>534792374
That one got finished and it's awesome

What's the deal with Almond Eye anyway? Other than supposedly being the greatest jap mare there is

Aston Martin

I told you CM was going to mindbreak a lot of players. The cope is starting to surface.

>>534791774
>The entire cancer of gachas (besides the predatory monetisation model of course) is the fact that it expect you to turn the game into a job - log in every single day for the remainder of your life.
1. This is a relatively new thing in gachas, the trend is to move grindable rewards to low effort daily rewards, so playerbase has more even progress and casuals stop crying
>But I'm a gaymer dad with 55 children that plays 50 seconds per dya!
2. Uma doesn't fit that description, you can literally not login for week+ without losing much, then do everything in a single day. Losing out 1k per month on club rewards and several days of x30 carats is nothing.

>>534792407
She's only letting you do this, she could easily reverse the positions if she wanted to

>>534792054
make her into a mother, breed a winning uma, if the uma doesn't win, make another one

keep making more umas with her until you get a winner, it's what urara would want

>>534792451
overdesigned and overhyped

>Finally getting a consistent start with Golshi to have won Hopeless Stakes with her on three different runs
>Outside of one or two G1 races, she wins first in her goal races and URA Finals on the first try without needing a clock
>Consistently pushed beyond 600/600/600, though if I optimized my rolls better and didn't wuss out on two summer rainbows, I could have gotten 800/800/800 on one run
>After three runs, blue sparks were 1* speed, 2* speed and...2* speed again, not even URA Finale in any of them
Easy money/missions in the last day and if I mess with other end runners, that's less struggle for another playstyle but...I don't know if this is the way Golshi is trying to troll me, I almost want to see 1* guts at this point.

>>534792132
You would be surprised how useful mutating is down the line, especially with end closer Cafe.

INSIDE SAIKYOU WA

I actually hate Mayano SR due to its godawful friendship gauge but how significant is friendship bonus? It's twice as much as a 2LB Tamamo

>>534792273
Tactical nuke incoming

why do globalbluds treat this game as if it was a daily GW they MUST participate in or else they'll miss on 200 VERY important jims

>>534792473
I find CM ace making more fun than fan spamming for clubs desu. I just wish we had more borrows.

>>534792558
just click on her nigga

>>534792558
Very. Friendship bonus is the king.

>>534792451
She's the next face of the franchise for better or worse, there's a new one like every year.

What exactly does "well positioned" mean when it comes to Taiki Shuttle's ult?

>>534792636
Stop fucking wandering off to guts then you little shit.

Mayano or Midnight Cafe

>>534792636
Where is her nigga?

lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
>he fell for the cm is real uma musume scam
no nigger the real uma musume is coming in 4 years and you are broke cause you rolled on kitasan and super creek while i won cause i saved

>>534791586
I don't get it

>>534792690
Spechan......

>>534792084
Honestly, if I was a dancho I'd kick anyone with a 2d login right now. If you can't spend two seconds to get 600 free carats every day you clearly do not give a shit about the game

>>534792273
yeah, I really wish we didn't get the same "play/pay too much/too little" arguments every thread, it gets tiring

>>534792639
Who is she trying to *rape* this time?

There it is. His mind is utterly raped.

>>534792698
https://gametora.com/umamusume/skill-condition-viewer

>>534792473
newfags don't even know how the event works yet they're making it look like a second job when the vast majority of people just throw whatever they had, it's gonna be so funny seeing posts like "why did my 1200/1000/600 mid S golshi lost to an Oguri with 600 stamina the reddit guide told me she was going to be invincible" next week

>>534792451
/uma/ is a shill general

>tryhard non stop for 3-4 months
>completely burn yourself out
>drop the game
Just like, bee urself bwo.
It's just a game.

>>534792757
Are you going to play with literal garbage d*ck and Umas for 4 years?

>>534792757
Bro just get a job at that point and put 200 dollars into the game

>>534792382
I didn’t mean it as a slight against you but rather a testament to the game being able to pull so many that avoid that kind of thing
Also you’ll be stunned at what other games are like nowadays, $180 for a character each month that’ll be useless from power creep in a year

Why does everyone fellate Almond Eye for winning 9 G1s when Copano Rickey did 11 and He doesn't have as big acclaim as she did?
Is it because his wins were on d*rt?

>>534792698
https://gametora.com/umamusume/skill-condition-viewer?skill=100101
Lot of technical terms and numbers to get into for the data, but it boils down to
>Be in the second half of the racers
>But also be third place or lower

>>534792884
The RNG seething from being boxed, skills not activating, late start, and rushed is going to be a sight to see

>>534792558
In my experience 1 zero friendship support is fine but 2 or more will actually brick your run

>>534792963
no one cares about the NRA bro

>>534792913
gacha games are HODL games bro you just dont know. HODLING is how you win in games and IRL.

>>534792963
The father of Blue Archive look like THIS?

>>534792963
Yeah, the horses that race on dirt are much worse usually

>>534792963
Because almond eye is a mare
A w*man even
a TRUE uma MUSUME if you will

>>534792884
this is a result of the global arms race
the average player in global rn is far sweatier than the average player in JP, so if you want to keep up you actually need to build good horses
>b-but muh RNG!!!
only applies if there isn't a huge stat gap between the racers

>>534792995
i cant see this gif without hearing the fnaf ambience

>>534791823
My fellow trainers.
It has come to my attention that our productivity KPIs (mainly fan count as well as activity status) have been on a downward trend in Q2 of this month. As such, the board has decided the following:
>Mandatory quota of 2m fans / day (tracked via shared worksheet)
>Obligatory shoe request in club chat (twice a day)
>Two weeks notice prior to a leave of absence (motivated)
>Mandatory "good morning" sticker in club chat once a day.
This is all so we can continue our prestige as a top (non competitive) club.
Failure to comply or log in for more than two days results in an expulsion from the guild.
I know the guild type is "you do you", but we're semi-competitive now.
Please leave your discord / preferred contact method in chat, as this discussion will be followed by 121s with certain members.
Thank you for joining!

>>534785169 (OP)
Nice detail

>they sold their party hats in runescape to buy an abyssal whip
ngmi
>they used their carots to roll on super creek instead of saving for air shakur
ngmi

>>534793018
>HOLDING with this inflation and rising bond rates
Anon…

>>534790097
>present day present time
>4 wit 2 spd
Is this like a "how to beat campaign" guide?

>>534793141
Shut up

>Run explodes lategame because despite having 4 speed cards there are 0 multi-friendship events and several turns (including half of summer) with no friendship training at all

This is really starting to piss me off.

Wtf 3LB Mcqueen is actually better than MLB Mayano? Why didn't someone tell me about this... and it's free!

>>534792931
Arigatou, Jersey Burger.
>>534792963
Correct, there's a lot less interest in dirt races in Europe and Asia. The japs don't care about short distance turf either, long distance turf is leagues more popular than everything else.

>>534793080
global is also full of casuals lmao you only think otherwise due to the paranoia in this thread
newfags really did get mindbroken by being spammed with supposed guides full of inflated and unreachable stats they think they're forced to reach

>>534793205
i meant holding assets not fiat trash thats getting diluted by literal banking scammers adding in new bullshit every couple years. (stablecoins this year, fractional reserve a few years ago). Rolling now on creek is like holding dollars.

>>534793141
>Mandatory "good morning" sticker in club chat once a day.
I unironically support this. You have stickers and they don';t cost anything. USE THEM.

>>534793256
uma musume is a luck game

>tmo/orfevre
>"you all need to get to my level"
>*urara*
>"oh sweet baby, gorgeous, you're fine just the way you are"
???

>>534792963
Most of those are Jpn1s aka not internationally recognized like G1s. They're worth half of a G1 in another horse raising sim game.

The idea of getting the perfect two parents for your favorite Uma is almost like winning the lottery

>>534793141
Danchos will say this shit then refuse to kick sub10mil shitters that havent logged in 3 days

>>534787608
Red pill me on this Shortstack

>>534793356
Everyone loves Urara

>>534793285
>SSR is better than SR
Yes, did you expect otherwise?

>>534793351
I AM OUT OF TP AND TP REFILLS AND I STILL HAVE NOT GOT A USABLE UNIT

>>534793350
For me it's the Vodka sticker

>>534793224
Dear Esteemed Training Colleagues,
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>>534793459
Air Shakur? Gold Ship?

>>534793356
Everyone loves Urara and wants her to do her best.

What are you guys having melty about again? tldr me

>>534793256
Bro, just take a break. Personally I just do a run every few hours like a true salary man

>>534791130
Is her ult any good, actually? It's a speed boost that activates halfway through the race and ends in 6 seconds, which is long before you enter the last spurt during which you actually need the speed.

>>534793256
>Anon didn't buy the Lucky Seven skill which is known to raise luck in general, not just your race from bracket placement
ngmi

A fucking DIRTER

>>534793080
no bro global is massively less casual than asian countries and it's obvious.

>>534793356
>mood downs
>status conditions
>no rainbows
>no events
>low percentage failures
>Blocked
>1* guts

>>534793141
>>534793495
>corpo speak

>>534793495
kys

>>534793659
I am currently spark farming while in a corporate meeting.

Just take it easy. The funny horse gacha isnt a job.

I got 3 special week dupes

>>534793495
>Deployment of a “Good Morning” sticker within the club chat on a daily basis to foster sustained morale alignment.
BASED

>>534793449
She really likes humans and want to be friends with them (with anyone really)
>shortstack
u avin a giggle?

real casuals already stopped playing guys. lmao. even. they need to accelerate more

>>534793356
I like Rudolf's puns, attire and formal attitude as well as Opera's theatrics but their career stories suck ass because they're both top tier horses who are just expected to win everything so when it happens that's just another day for them, they did the minimum.
The only stuff I remember about Rudolf's career is her rooftop dance scene which was great and her management problems with Air Groove, nothing about the scene where she reflects on winning 9 crowns or whatever, meanwhile I still remember a lot about winning the Derby for the first time with Vodka like it was yesterday because it meant something to her.

>>534792963
>Triple Tiara
>2x Japan Cup winner
>fastest 2400m in history

vs

>dirt babby

>>534793801
You say that but also complain about slackers joining clubs every day

So bored. There's nothing to pull on

It was a different time...

.................

>>534793720
>ywn get to hang out with both urara and rice on the playground blowing bubbles with them
>ywn then get accosted by the police for being an older man hanging with young uma girls

>>534793928
I miss it too...

>>534793878
Sometimes, I pull on it so hard, it rips the skin

its crazy that 4 years later they still use the same shitty homescreen. uma musume could have been so much better if china made it

Did I finally winned?

>>534791594
>Was this race supposed to be a designed loss for Nature?
The Teio in there is strong but it's not a scripted loss.

>>534792279
well for as dogshit as she was at the HOPELESS
I got the hot springs scene with this teio
Career was garbage though

>>534794069
Time to get medium corners for your Honses bros

What's the cut-off for Class 5 right now?

>>534793614
nta i dont think anyone has solid data and i'm not sure if it could ever be done, but I really feel like there are two major factors on the side of global being more sweaty than JP
1. the meta is planned out 4 years(!!) ahead, which means banners aren't even up to debate, we already know which banners to skip, which ones to go balls deep in, so that we can see returns in years from now - this line of thinking exists and it's very much the definition of sweat
2. accelerated schedule really weeds out the weaklings, and tryhards turn into dohards - less free carrots, less time to do things in general, less opportunities for mistakes or taking a break
and as a consequence of these, people have far higher expectations from other players, as can be seen from club dramas

on the other hand, global definitely attracts a lot of secondaries who might not even play the game and are in for the pictures of horses, but do we consider them in this statistic?

>>534791594
I managed to win somehow while doing a debuff Nature run, the box doesn't discriminate

8 MINUTES TIL TEAM TRIALS PROMOTION

If I dump my 30k on sc banner will I be able to make back 30k by summer maru?

>>534794185
Imagine if Class 6 rises to 500k in that time

>>534794026
if chinks made it you wouldn't be able to play after your 3 rentals and spark farming would be 10 times worse lilbro

>>534793614
current B rank shitter clubs have higher quotas than the JP club in the OP

There's 5 minutes left and you're still in the demotion zone?

>>534794331
Yeah, how's that for a joke!?

>>534793786
She's not? Maybe it's the Trancen uniform

Do uma shoes smell?

>204 days until /uma/ gets Ardanpilled
Can't wait.
>>534794331
Nah I'm retaining Class 5

>>534794331
N-no i'm getting promoted to class 4.

>>534794305
yeah but it would be made in unreal engine and numbers would be like pachinko machine, isnt that more fun?

getting fucking tired of sleep deprived + night owl

>>534794331
Getting promoted to class 5

HORSE P*SSY

>>534794443
ganbare newcutie

>>534794423
She's 174cm

>>534794530
>*winks* at you

>>534794475
Is that the best German uma-engineering can come up with?

Pablo from Ecuador who has El Condor Pasa as his favorite horse because he thinks she's brown just like him and only logs in in his way to school to trade shoes and post the Ulala emote is the average global player, not a dude sitting on his $30 uncomfortable gaming chair with 3 different guides in his second monitor playing for 7 hours a day

whys there no gibs schedule on uma.moe? kinda need to see carot incoom to plan properly

i wonder what kind of plumbing tracen academy requires

>fail a summer triple rainbow despite 5% fail rate
Spark run it is.

>>534794423
Think she's the tallest uma after Akebono, which on paper doesn't mean much, she's like 175 or something but in game she's big

>>534791692
>tfw have 45 S.Diamond
Do I even need Super Creek aside from the skills?

Saw a xeet that was like "dude gacha sucks so much why do you play that trash gacha players are degenerates" and the Guy was famous for his Yugioh Master Duel videos

>>534793595
I just tested it on a 3200m track with a stopwatch and it ran out 70% through the middle leg. Why in god's name would care about this skill at all?

I want to get off this ride

>>534794638
Pablo sounds like a cool dude.

Haha japs are small people

>>534794616
have you seen the desperate ass trainas in these threads? it'd work.

>>534794639
there's this but the bottom part isn't properly mapped. If you only count the top chart we have about 1 spark worth of gibs in 6 months (not counting tickets, just raw carats)

It's Teiover

Gosh darn it if only that was 3*ura on goldship then id get my first 9* ura. That chance was only possible because I borrowed a parent from this dude btw 185997897385.

>>534794745
Train class representative SAKURA BAKUSHIN O

>>534794732
Because it makes her start bypassing the entire front pack before her real spurt starts?
You don't understand how end closers work?

Rudolf's hints are griefing me yet again but at least the stakes are hopeful.

>>534794779
Well I'd "fall" for it too, but only because I want to be closer to Eishin.

>>534794847
If you're running end she doesn't start passing anyone until the final leg, which is like another 6 - 10 seconds after her ult finishes.

>>534794798
I STILL HAD TWO ENERGIES LEFT WHAT THE FUCK!!!

The breeding mechanics in Uma suck and are driven by monetization thats why they dont give you the full picture

Does the "First Promotion" for Team Trials ever reset?

Curren Bouquetd'or

>>534794945
Unless you are fighting sandbaggers, gold ship has to pass 10 horses before she reaches the front

>>534794957
>The breeding mechanics in Uma suck
I wish I could see the parents sucking each other.

>>534794945
?
She sits at the back and then starts passing as soon as she fires off warning shot

>>534795046
Ok loser

>>534794961
my wife is so pretty.

>>534794792
looks grim desu it really should be 1 spark a month

>>534795083
You want to watch too?