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Taurus Cup CM is up!

Pakalive will air on 8/22: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LuHE5HlmDHo [Embed]

>Game News (EN)
Current Rate Up: Narita Brian (3*), Smart Falcon (3*), Sakura Chiyono O (SSR), Super Creek (SSR), Tazuna Hayakawa (SSR), Seeking the Pearl (SR)
8/17 - 8/27: CM Taurus Cup - Tokyo 2400m, left, spring, sunny, firm
8/21 - 8/30: Legend Race
8/28 - 9/10: Story Event
Timeline: https://uma.moe/timeline

>Game News (JP)
Current Rate Up: Vivlos (Alt 3*)
Next Rate Up: Still in Love (3*), Admire Groove (SSR), Stay Gold (SSR)
New Umamusume announcement:
>Admire Groove
4.5 Anniversary Campaign:
>Free 10 rolls for 10 days
Trainer's Note feature will be released on 8/24
New evo skills for Sweep Tosho (Alt), Kawakami Princess (Alt), and Fine Motion released on 9/1
Legend Race vs Fine Motion (Alt) & Vivlos will be held on 9/4
Umasanpo will be available permanently on 9/9
Tachyon's Factor Research will be held early September
CM Classic will be held on 9/22, Kyoto, 2000m, right, autumn, sunny
CM Sprint will be held in October, Niigata, 1200m, left, autumn, cloudy
LoH will be held in November, Morioka, Dirt, 1600m, left, autumn


>IP News
Umamusume 6th Live Event Autumn Leg will be held on 10/18-19
https://umamusume.jp/contents/event/tnf6th-autumn/

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Yeppers

Teio!

Why does the jap guy recommend training the luck schizo?

BEHOLD!

Digitan LOVE

>>536231220 (OP)
I love when horses have those whiskers, it's super cute

CYGAMES GIVE US THE JOBBER UMAS AS PLAYABLES

you're not allowed to post Teio in this thread

Why run Matikanefukukitaru specifically?

This is our future, and it's bright.

>rainbow
WOOOOOOOOOOO
>

Almond Milk

Danchou don't click

I am once again requesting to see Oguri CM aces and card set ups so I can copy them.

*master

>>536231460
Mayano Top Sex

>>536231338
Relatively easy career, good base affinity with Goldship/Oguri/Tachyon, good aptitude for the optional races you want to run and has a good recovery (777)

I failed my run... but i think the next one will be a better McQueen

(You)r new uma-wife, sir-toreina-san

>>536231545
They’re so fat…

>>536231593
Just copy the one that smokes you in CM.

>>536231471
Why not, run anyone you want within reason of course.

>>536231490
is this from the stream?

>It's a new day.
>No goldshi carats
>No celebration carats
>No daily free pull
>No new events
DOGSHIT GAME AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH FFFFUUUUUUUAAARKKK

I want a game mode where we train regional umas

you are stacking up for MANT right?

>>536231145
I wish season 3 had given us more teio and kitasan interactions... at least nice nature got them as a trade off

>>536231640
fast, not fat

Some anons helped me with some advice last week for the PvP mode, and I ended up doing better then I thought.

Appreciate the help everybody.

>>536231338
1/9 chance of Lucky Seven to win your ass the match

>>536231675
But I don't want to do my CM races today until I use my 3 borrows on building an Oguri.

>>536231452
This, I don't care if they don't exist
>i have to wait 120 seconds before posting
I'm fucking dying here

>>536231545
BNW OVA Ticket's race outfit is so much better than game Ticket's

What should we expect from Cinderella Grey Cour 2? Should we be hyped?

>>536231567
you're treading a fine line anon....

>>536231701
New song on JP.
Designated anal uma finally dropped too.

>>536231593
my Oguri Cap (Cap as in mid) is mid though

>>536231471
Please....

>>536231338
gets good parent with high compatibility bonuses for races done without needing to do any extra races outside of her career

>>536231745
Just make a spin-off.

>>536231632
Frontline Elegance > End of the Skies

>>536231471
affinity

>Take a break from the game for 2 days
>Mood improves
>Return to the game for the new pvp event
>Mood immediately goes down
trainer bros... what do..?

>>536231831
Better than my aces.
What cards did you use?

>japanese derby
>during the 2400m cm
winning ticket really didn't think things through, huh?

>>536231490
why does she have clown hands

>>536231808
Genuinely want them in the game-I don’t care if cygames makes them shit stat wise. I want the ability to let each of them have a triple crown

Blowing my load on and in Hishi Amazon

>>536231593
Deck = Kitasan, King Halo, Sweep Tosho, Super creek, Marvelous Sunday, Sakura Chiyono O Borrow. Take Swinging Maestro + Gourmand + Professor of curvature. Take firm conditions from king halo if you can, take medium corners and spring runner from chiyono, take tail held high and ramp up from marvelous.

>>536231593
1200 speed 900+ stam 400 wit
S medium

red shift
shooting for victory
swinging maestro
gourmand

maybe:
left handed
spring runner
lone wolf (surprisingly procs alot)
homestretch haste/ any late/last spurt skills

lower maybe:
standard distance
firm conditions

maybe if youre out of skills to buy:
maestro

how come every banner people have like 100something exchange points and I'm here with like 30 max?

She's in.

>>536231979
have you tried winning?

are all golds related in the umaverse or just stay-dream-orfe?

>>536231996
the perfect body

i FORGOT TO BUY THE GOLDSHIP CRYSTALS FROM THE STORE

>Winning Ticket living to her name
Praying for awful mood Crying Ticket.

>>536232102
:O

>>536231874
Don’t worry Teio, Ai chan will put her in her place

>she loves spaghetti western
TAIKI MY WIFE

>>536232074
>maybe if youre out of skills to buy:
>maestro

meant prof of curvature

>>536231338
She's a great grandparent and 777 is one of the best white recoveries in the game.

CUTE TICKET
her racing outfit is kind of ass desu

>CM doesn't reset with daily
wat

>>536232019
You all only like her cause you have a brown fetish

>>536231490
...is that Stay Gold being extremely fucking cute in the background?

Do you think this is going to be enough to get my sorry f2p ass into class 6?
What was the cutoff last period?
By how much is the line growing every week?
I feel like if I don't do it this week I'm probably not going to ever

I envy the people who started playing on day 1 and were able to get the rewards with joke teams because the classes hadn't yet properly filtered out

>>536232074
Cards?
>>536232023
I think I'd have trouble hitting stat requirements if I threw a Wit card in.

>>536232098
AAAAAAAAAHHHHH IM OBEYYYYYIIIINNGGG

Huh, I had no idea epithets give +1 to affinity.

>>536232241
>Ai chan will put her in her place
Was giving birth to kitasan's kid part of the plan?

My fucking rice shower ace just became behind my debuff bot grass wonder
the fuck

>>536232359
no. maybe this will make you be a thankful f2p

>>536232265
she clearly has amazing taste and I'm sure her favorite movie is Once Upon A Time In The West.

>>536232265
*gosling noises*

>>536232313
I want to fuck her so bad

>>536232098
Yes ma'am.

Can somebody translate the hardcore section? I have literally no idea what he's trying to say.

>>536232313
Just a few more

>>536232447
>Yuritroon

>>536232554
But Kita, we're already dating

>>536232313
>kind of ass
Nah, it's more in the pits

>>536232335
it's entries per round and rounds last longer than a day

>>536232576
"just inherit groundwork bwo it's a free win I promise, i wouldn't lie to you ;)"

>>536232265
>likes spaghetti western
Holy shit I want her now

>>536232341
>You all
it's one brownoid

>>536232639
They do canonically have a baby so it gets a pass

>>536232359
Have you tried making uma with tons of level 1 skills?
TT is scored like that not how good your umas are

Stop horsing around

>>536232216
satono diamond is a danger to society

>Winning Ticket
>Gets boxed in her own legend race
For all the muh daabii screams, she's really bad at running it

>>536232360
kitasan
tosho (charming + lone wolf)
spechan speed (gourmand)
super creek (swinging maestro)
(insert your best stam card here)
silence suzuka (left handed) / any max speed card

>>536232265
She's so cute
I can't fucking time the screenshot right to capture the finger guns animation correctly

>>536232265
her favorite movie is Django unchained btw

>good inherited unique
unique of any horses that you like

>>536232769
>now
Imagine not having her as a 4 star already.

>>536232958
Good movie.

>>536231452
>Osaichi George's generation is the only generation from 1983 to 2004 in Uma Musume Pretty Derby that is not even mentioned, let alone the director . Starting in 2005, several powerful horses, including Deep Impact, were owned by Makoto Kaneko, so there were many cases where they were unable to appear due to licensing issues. The Osaichi George generation is the only one that does not come up even though there are no such external problems.
If "real" horses can't make the cut I don't think there's any chance for OCs...

>>536232653
Kita chan would make a great gf

I fucking hate that I don't have maxed out Spe card....

>>536232265
her favorite movie btw https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyPhsFxnc_c

>>536233091
I fucking hate I don't have Spe card...

Mejiro Dober is a SLUT

>>536232341
>You like her because she has something you like!
Uhhh, yeah?

>>536231716
just spend money bwo

>>536232967
Thank you Nishino Flower

>>536232967
I want to make Nishino ass preggers

>>536233036
Well shit

>>536233176
Only for me

>>536231979
just recreation bwo

Your Taurus Cup ACE can beat her, right? You're not losing against WINNING Ticket, right?

>>536233167
She's worthless unless you MLB her she has no special prio without.

>>536232967
>super creek
oh noooooooooooo

>go to bed
>20 billion threads missed
>some having the usual garbage OPs with shonen and latinx shit

>>536232857
you can drop spechan speed for a higher specialty bonus card, i was using this deck for most of my pace

>>536233250
She slept with like half the cast tho

I am the Haru Urara of CM.

>>536233176
Slut for (you)

>>536231220 (OP)
Wait, you get daily runs just like for Legend Races? I forgot to do mine yesterday... Am I bricked?

Uma wishlist:
>sweep tosho
>eishin flash
>mejiro dober
>gentildonna
>fine motion
>marvelous sunday
>stay gold

>>536232359
The score was much higher in the past.
I believe when I got in it was at least 450k.

>>536233184
her skin tone is an unusual shade of caramel and reminds me of that brown anime girl chart

>>536232639
Sorry but your umas are used goods.

>>536228458
Depends, what's the other one you're thinking of?

>>536231716
current events gives like 30 pulls

>>536233284
My first run against her had her run headfirst into the box.
No even legends are safe from the BOX

What a fucking run for it to decide not to give me fucking swinging maestro

https://x.com/Pyke5500/status/1958767510532034617

all the casuals are giving up on umamusume bros cygames you have to drop 3000 carats to save this situation PLEASE

>>536233396
What happened in the next panel?

Who's the best Mejiro?

>>536232958
Dead wrong, slick.

>>536233567
Ardan

>>536233540
Is this the end for Umamusume: Pretty Derby?

>>536233567
mcqueen will always be the best.

>>536233540
>there are people who have to wait for reset to get another free clock
It's actually bizarre the skill gap in this fucking gacha game
Whales are certainly one thing, but there are way too many people that just don't get how to play this game.

>>536233284
Literally just had a race where i was winning until 5 yards from the line boxing her out and she suddenly achieved a 2000 speed burst
cheating bitch

>>536231338
high affinity with Suzuka

>>536233540
casuals will drop the game for the silliest of reasons, not reason to care about it.
at the end of the day, everyone keeps playing the game if they find the game fun, and drop it if its stops being fun, simple as.

Please cyniggers... at least let me have her

The flavor text on the cards is actually really cute.

>>536233540
whats that? another 100 million for shadowverse? that sounds great

>>536233540
>most casuals will fuck off by the time cm ends
finally

Should I pick Standard + non standard distance double circle (for an ace) or should I pick homestrech + straighway acceleration?

The uma has 1200 speed and 1100 power, and 810 stamina

>>536233623
CM is a diverse game mode.

Please fuck my trainer.

>>536233825
for CM or TT?
for CM pick homestretch + standard
for TT, depends on the distance

>>536233802
lol

>>536233847
wait until people figure out that one picture of 16 gold ship running isn't a meme

>>536233540
Champion's Meeting, filterer of casuals.

>>536233567
For me, it's Ardan.

>>536233036
The stats are never zero. Them putting their own original horses into the game over horses is higher than meeting with owners, trainers, companies; Then drafting up legal documents and contracts. And then the business expenses for working with them. Eventually an original uma is going to be put into the game. If people really like Cinderella Gray and the fan response to any of the horses are significant enough.

At least one of them can be put into the game. Because the amount of work on their end to that is less than what they would have to do to get the likeness of a real horse.

>>536232265
Not a spaghetti western but I would watch this with her

What the fuck does "your trainee got anxious" mean and why did my King get it for 3 legend races in a row?

>>536233783
>You will never have the chance of doing march's career where she jobs to oguri
it's not fair cyjews..

>>536233801
yeppers

It's kinda funny seeing some 1000+ Wit umas in CM.

>>536233847
It is when they change the course for next CMs.
You can't make any girl a top derby runner, that doesn't make sense.

uma musume is hag game

>>536232347
https://youtube.com/shorts/6y0Do27cKKs
In all her tiny glory.

>>536234040
Your halo has low WIT and kept getting rushed.

>>536233540
This but only for Round 1 losers

>>536233540
>CM has a casual mode (open league)
>people don't sign up for it
>wtf im getting smoked by whales

>>536234117
Grown ass women

>>536233958
to be honest with you I dont really like making one trick ponies, so the most overall useful thing to make her run in varied mile and mediums, I'm just as casual as login in daily to do a couple runs is.

>>536234117
why is rudolf mad

>>536233969
The blurbs are very cute.

>>536233728
modern day gachafags are used to kiddy pool deep action combat so anything that actually requires your attention is an impossible task, they wouldn't survive a week in the days of FGO and GBF

>>536234117
these two happen to be my aces this CM

>>536234181
in all fairness, open league is also hell

>>536234097
it is, but it isn't surprising, early CM is like a battle royal where shitters get filtered early on

Maruzen on the cover

What does affinity do?

You do run 5 speed cards on Gold Ship, right?

>>536234254
double circle affinity means it's easier to get gold inspiration

>>536234181
Open league actually is worse than graded, I have won 3/10 matches in open with my TT umas, while a friend with decent B umas can't win a single one because min maxers figured out how to make umas short 1 point from B+ and are dominating there kek

affinity isnt calculated by sharing the same races! Its calculated by sharing the same Epiteths

you have no excuse

>>536234187
You win alot more if you specialize your uma for something.
Just run another career that's for another distance.

>>536233732
>>536234212
>>536233969
What is this from?

Nice Red Shift (LOL)

>>536234254
Win you the game, it gives you better chances for inherited stuff, such as more stats from stats and getting sparks

THE WHALES ARE ASLEEP, GET YOUR MATCHES NOW!!

>>536231460
One week til we can consummate the marriage

>>536233403
if he die tomorrow. Will there be a chance for playable deep impact

>>536234431
I don't have tickets

EL CONDOR PASA
she lost by Distance

>>536234395
you have to click the green magazine in the top right(?) after starting the match making to see a blurb/win ration/stats of one your opponents

:3

SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX

>>536234382
Biwa being an option at all is a HUGE gaslight.

>>536232958
zoom zoom zoom

>>536234382
My wife Teio, her wife McQueen and the cutest Nice Nature. Got it.

>>536234591
She's gonna be pure gap moe

>>536234214
To be honest, the endgame for Granblue is honestly too much, especially in having to clear hard bosses repeatedly.

>>536234638
most horses do

>>536234431
t. whale

Who

gassiest of all lights

>Daiwa 1170/640/860
>Ticket 1160/790/780
>Tachyon 1150/610/910
>Goldship 1020/940/640
>Nature 1060/840/620
>Rice 1100/820/620
I know my horses aren't the best but I really hoped to not get raped with no lube... I literally won only 1 run. Do I just give up? I'm no whale I can't get better than this

>>536234724
it.

>>536234387
why this dork such a dork?
>>536234565
why does she :3?
>>536234723
we HATE ntr here

>game gives you the unit
>the star pieces to uncap it
>the money and banners to potential unlock it to max
>the gems and SP to build a decent deck for it
>yet casuals still can't win
bwo

>oguri proc'd maestro on the first corner
GOLDSHI TASUKETE

>>536234724
female ningen erotic.....

>>536234395
it also shows up right after the race ends

Does winning the same race twice in one career do anything or not? Like do I have a better chance at a race spark or higher affinity bonus or anything?

>>536234431
HURRY, it's an all you can eat buffet

>>536234760
I hope your goldship and rice shower has 2 gold skills.

why is that nip so obsessed with groundwork

be honest with me bros, are you actually dropping the game because of CM? i just accepted i'm gonna win 1 or 2 games with luck each attempt, but i like the game so much i can ignore the rewards

>>536234638
Everyone loves Haru Urara, but no horse owner loved Haru Urara enough to donate sperm from their race winners. At the end of the day, she was a 0/113 loser.

Having a career that long should have accounted for something, though. She might have given birth to a strong stayer...

>>536234815
you forgot that it doesn't give the support cards, you know, the most important piece

>>536234898
Why do people like her again?

>Seeing multiple skill activations on the final corner and watching your Uma practically teleport from 6th to 1st
>Having the ult proc and seeing your Uma pass first place in the running cutscene

What are some other moments that you think are top tier?

>>536234382
i do. i'm just not going to.

>>536233495
the one I'm in is full and is ~1500 rank

>>536233540
ITS OVER
reddit and Twitter went 0-20 in their day 1 cms

>>536234385
alright thanks anon, she's my first A+ too so I'll just make her a mile runer and give her the stuff for the cm while we are at it

>>536233969
>December Domination
ptsd

>>536233680
Mejiro McQueen is a FATTIIE because she EATS ALL MY CAKE OUT OF MY OFFICE STORAGE BITCH YOU ARE RICH STOP STEALING MY OATMEAL CREAM PIES

how the fuck /uma/ has so many genwunners when the Global is like 2 months old lmao

What the FUCK is this movie man
SO fucking good
So what's the lore behind her Tachyon obsession?

>>536234848
I can't believe it.
She actually does stuff!

>>536234181
Open League has min-maxers and any casual player can get into B+ these days just by borrowing Kitasan Black

It's just the nature of the game mode being a tournament: it just sucks to be eliminated

>still no brown goddess available

I need her. How much longer?

>>536233847
That Rudolf is your diversity hire bro

>>536234776
Too attached to torena san

What Silence Suzuka like as a runner? Is she interesting at all? Or is her appeal purely visual?

>>536234931
>Quitting because you couldn't compete in the game mode reserved solely for whales and minmaxers
Why would i?
I'm gonna nab the limited winnings i get and wait for Hishi Amazon's release so i can race her.

>>536234181
I don't have B rank umas, faggot, I only have A

>>536235113
watch the movie to find out!

w-why is she looking at me like that.......

>>536233456
yeah used by my dick

>>536233445
Kissing her skin is sweet like caramel

>>536234923
Easy acceleration to get ahead of the pack so you can worry less about being boxed. You'll have a better time positioning yourself if you have all the space ahead of you to decide where you want to go and don't need to spend as much time ramping up otherwise.

>>536234382
someone explain to the non whales how you can get 1200 stamina and 1000+ speed on goldship and agnes. i want to see some epic gaslighting.

>>536235148
i hate slop unless its cute urara kissing

>people keep saying Mayano's career is hard
>try it myself
>literally plays by itself, almost guaranteed 1200 speed + 800 stam with 3 gold stam skills (maestro, cooldown, bofa)

>>536235159
But why the constant face jumping?

>>536234951
I just like End Closers.

>>536234382
yeah I aint getting anywhere close to that all i have for stamina is 0lb cards + mcqueen

>>536234923
It becomes important later
Front runners that fail to get ahead early and get swallowed by the pack are instant glue.

>>536234815
Started 2 weeks ago, No Kitasan, Only 1LB Supercreek, and I managed to win to group A with grass wonder, rudolf and mayano top gun by sifting through all the misinfo and gaslighting in this thread. It's insane how people who rolled MLB kitasan/creek can't do it.

>>536234931
Not really.

>>536235257
borrow MLB SC, get your MLB McQueen from the store, Rice Shower from the store, and 2 speed cards, don't use kitasan black because your rainbows will proc on SPD you want the stamina rainbows to proc

Is this worth using for Narita Taishin? I don't have a single End Closer card.

>>536235113
It is kino
I liked how cool Pokke's victory roar was then they showed a flashback that it was actually a roar of frustration

>>536235113
pokke a cute

oh look, it's a goldship/oguri/nature team
how original

>forgot to redeem the frags from the urara shop
oh shiddd :DDDDD

>>536235172
The view from the lead is hers. She's just happy to run.

ALRIGHT FAGGOTS, who should I run next? Gimme your top 3, low bond only!

>>536235318
Mayano's is one of the easiest with long races in it. Really comfy fan goal, versatile character with multiple A proficiencies, really as long as you do basic prep for longs by pressing the stamina button it completes itself.

>>536235113
Look up the real horse after you finish the movie. Or find videos on YouTube about the real horse.

>>536234936
my golshi won 13 out of 20 races with this shitty deck, no S mid and playing once or twice a day at most, just pay attention to your clicks bwo

>>536235492
I don't have enough crowns to buy from the store

>>536235113
think of kaiba from yugioh being obsessed with his salty runback
it's basically that

>>536235572
bro why haven't you run neicha yet?

>>536235572
Brian
Opera
Ryan

these are the people getting stomped in graded

>>536234951
Simultaneous desire to protect and deflower her

>>536233783
>Want March aka best CG girl
>She would be a d*rt uma with an Urara career
Maybe we shouldn't be too hasty in our demands

>>536235493
Just get the green + generic last spurt skills rather than using that card.

If you’re going to post jungle pocket at least spoiler it. Her hideous face and body makes me physically ill just seeing her.

>>536235603
I just wanna kms honestly

See, this is why I don't run 2* horses. 1100 speed and power btw.

Where are my fellow triple ace chads

Okay so nature kind of rapes everyone...

>>536235572
Opera
Opera
Opera

>>536235670
k-kino...

>>536235113
>So what's the lore behind her Tachyon obsession?
Pokke's generation was bad so Tachyon was her only real rival

>>536235664
Didn't they just triple g1 scores, remove other race affinity and call it a day though.

I will now participate in the humiliation ritual

No training rooms were attended
No pajeet youtube tutorials watched
No jpfags given the time of day

Just me and my beloved umas

>taking her shoes again
BWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH

hi guys, i studied the future banners and if you rolled on creek your account is basically bricked because you need enough carots for the power creep that came in the 2023-2024 banners. you need 12+ sparks for those years total.

The only thing you should roll for is kitasan 2021 and maruzensky in 2022. This is the only way you can stay f2p.

>>536235664
how does it change? to same races won?

>>536235741
It's looking like one of these is a lot more "ace" than the others

stupid fucking useless CUNT super creek fucking BITCH FUCK

Are there any other Uma besides Meisho Doto who seem like they literally couldn’t function or survive without you?

I FORGOT TO DO YESTERDAY'S CHAMPIONS MEETING!!!!!!!!

>>536235654
Didn't answer the question
>>536235661
>Nothing but boyfaggots
Based?
>>536235760
I said Top 3, anon...
>>536235901
Build ruined lmao

Why is SSR Suzuka's left handed event so fucking rare?

how the fuck do you get 1000 in stamina and speed? should i just skip the next cm

Narita Brian SEX

Why did you guys go so hard on casuals? They're now completely demoralized. You've crushed their innocence.

>>536235172
You are completely all in on getting first place and keeping it. She doesn't have a way to come back but if she is leading by at least one length late race she gets a big velocity boost.

>>536235996
to balance her useability at 0LB

>>536234202
watch the anime

>>536235996
It's a side event, meaning it procs at the same rate as Sweep's charming

>>536235780
That sounds pretty fine though?

You are now tasked of taking care of the Gold clan for a week.
The reward is of course uma sex, how do you survive until then

So this is the cost of coming in 2nd once, huh

>>536235641
unironically skill issue then, I'll be able to finish my MLB McQueen as F2P once my club gibs drop at the start of the new month and my Rice Shower is at 2 uncaps already, I also get daily crowns from my shitty horse that somehow 3-4 guys keep borrowing every day

>>536235705
But you see, I have only been given guts cards by the god of RNG

Is it just me or evil nature really doesn't matter too much? Sure one debuff might hit, but I have yet to see the debuffs making a difference, I'm thinking about just running 3 aces

>>536233728
I mean nothing in the game helps the new player in any way, most of the information you need to play to a decent level is in websites outside of the game, im not even talking about deep stuff like course shape but basic stuff what a skill does or what do you get on each event in the career.
Even without all of that, this game have a horrible tutorial

>open image
>nice upvote/ogureddit/reddit ship
>close image

>>536235906
Champion meet resets at 10PM UTC, so it's still day 1

>>536236071
It is more than fine because it isn't worth engaging with beyond g1 maxing which smart people already do.

>>536236042
the entire point of gacha is for whales/no lifers to crush the casual base so they get that nice dopamine hit

This is the best time to do Taurus Cup, since most of the opponents are SEA torenas which mostly are free to plays while burger whales ares still asleep.

>>536231808
Wait they're OCs? I figured they were based off minor but still real horses

>>536236140
just use a damn statue or wait til tomorrow

>went 2-3 and 3-2 yesterday at CM launch
>facing nothing but competent hors and some giga units that i wasn't going to beat
>burn my two extra tickets an hour ago just for the gibs
>go 5-0 and 5-0, it's literally all shitters
now is the time for above-average shitters to punch their ticket.

>Red Ace
>wears all blue
What the FUCK

>>536235847
only g1 races count for affinity which most people already do

>>536236028
4 speed 2 stam 18* stam sparks

>>536236209
This poor Bourbon got robbed of victory due to getting Nature'd

>>536236209
I've only seen it matter once, where it killed a leading horse on the final turn and that horse dying caused a ripple down the field that slowed everyone to a crawl except for the horse on the outside. But apart from that, it seems mild.

>>536236209
debuffs are the reason my ace can compete, evil nature drops like 5 debuffs late race that kills any pace chaser trying to win on the last spurt

>>536236229
>reddit teio image

How do the SSR upgrade tickets in the future work?? Is it an unbind for any SSR card you already own?

>>536236028
3 stamina 3 speed or maybe 4/2 depending on uma's natural growths. Click only speed and stamina, bad turns are wit. Enough bad turns and horse is glue.

>>536235257
you don't, this guides are made by whales

>>536235905
Agnes Tachyon is like this

Yeah I'm not making it through the Gemini Cup

>>536236231
Ohh, then that's why it still says I have a free run available?

>>536236327
let me just pull out stam sparks out of my ass then.

>>536234117
They were born to breed.

>>536236265
We are at work bro

>>536236118
Kill myself
I am built for ningen women and ningen women only

>>536236265
I'd take my chances on SEA

>>536236424
nyes. hence you need 1 Creek

>>536235257
i dunno how many times this needs to be said but you can do pretty much anything if you high roll careers and click properly

>>536236209
it gave me atleast +1 win in a race I was going to lose otherwise because an oguri jogged at the finish ..and even the horses with 900 or less stam can miss one golden get debuffed and jog to the finish line

>>536236209
The momentum killer buffs matter a fuckton
They've saved my ass from the Golshi train on more than one occasion

>>536236209
One of my aces, pace teio with 800 stamina and 2 gold recover got murdered 2 seconds before the finish by neichas.

>>536236560
>not even charming

>>536236498
punch all human supremacists

>>536236489
Maybe you should farm sparks then

>>536236378
Teio looks very tight

>>536236312
>Scarlet

>>536236495
>>536234117

>>536235905
Tachyon and it is somewhat true for irl aswell. Game story also showcases this with her career having another event related to this.

>>536236392
>>536236568
>>536236571
>>536236618
No you are right, It seems I was just fucked by rng on my first races, my ogurin is winning by distance now that evil nature pulls the end race debuffs

>>536236294
Said it yesterday but queueing in hour 1 is a bad decision. I went 2-3 in the first 10 minutes, waited an hour, went 5-0, 4-1, 5-0. All the sweats were there in the first queue, literally all golshi neicha and oguri.

>>536236637
every card in that deck starts with like 20+ friendship, you dont need charming to hit orange if you get lucky

i got destroyed 5 times in a row

What the hell happens to Uma's that are no longer in their prime?

Why are they still at school wasting all the food budget?

>>536236674
>spark farming
nta but by now who isn't ending every run with at least 600 in speed/stam/pow?

It's your sacred duty to queue hour 1 to btfo the sweaty losers with your whaled horses

>>536235664
desu I liked the affinity paths as they are, you felt gigabrain by getting the correct breeding setups to tilt the RNG in your favor, but I get it, the info of "who was good with good" isn't shown in-game, you can only do that by using gametora which isn't a mainstream tool, also not everybody is going to have every character or even know those sites with any combination of Guest legacies, it's too much of a system for hardcore players only, so they made it simpler.

Nobody is using stickers in CM...

i lost to 4 goldships with anchors aweigh. see ya. i'm not even gonna finish the other two tickets. have fun in this whale infested garbage.

>>536236860
I'm just complimenting you dude, I'm impressed. I can run all of those cards but I never come anywhere near two 1000 stats.

>>536236265
literally the opposite, SEA spent 12 hours a day crafting the perfect team for the 1500 gems (equivalent to 3 months of their salary). the best time is 6-8 hours from now when SEA is asleep and americans are getting off work

>>536236932
They retire at school until they get impregnated by a man and become their problem.

>>536236495
I'd be fine with Mr. CB's hat if it didn't have the letters on it. Not even Ope is that vain

>>536237053
But anon there would have been max two golshis in a room that arent yours

>>536235492
there's no way you're hitting 1000 speed without kitasan

>>536237023
Most normal thinking anon ITT

>only 2 niggers bothered showing up for any of the trainings, the rest are AWOL
This game sure gets creative when it's fucking with you.

>>536237053
your race had more than 3 gold ships?

I guess I'll use all this time for round 2 fishing for Med S Tachyons

>>536236949
Damn... Mine didn't qualify for group A...

>>536236932
They get sold to the French and eaten.

Went to Japan and got like 20 keiba plushies out of claw machines.

winning ticket more like losing retard

>>536237124
>>536237184
do you even play this game?

>>536236265
Best time is when west coast US gets off work, at minumum avoid the first two hours of cm like the plague, even the sweats dont have the patience to wait more than 20 minutes.

>>536235905
urara definitely isn't functional

>>536237037
I'm not going to watch the races and stick around after getting my ass handed to me so hard I didn't even leave the starting gates just for someone to post a sticker of Opera to rub in the skill issue.

>>536237173
I'm honestly shocked casuals are getting fucked this hard. Surely they know that the training wheels are removed via TT

winning ticket more like participation ticket

>>536237210
>sub 1k stamina goldship

>>536237145
My whores

>>536237210
grim, this is why i stayed in open

>>536237173
>People burning themselves out on a event with not so great rewards (if you don't care about a title)
For what reason?

>>536237336
does she pee at all?

>>536236932
Due to too much alarm clock usage, uma prime lasts X years, X = to the lifespan of the game

I need advice for CM: somehow managed to get into bracket A with my shitty team, currently trying to optimize a bit.
Which one should I use for my non-Ace spot?

Currently using Natie (like everyone else, I know) but I never see Murmur proc (might be missing it) and tether seems really powerful so I'm tempted to switch to my Tachyon to trade Murmur for Dominator.
Right Tachyon is a semi-random career where I wrongly put my Aces' deck on her, I doubt she has any chance to win anything as a third Ace and also doubt just Dominator will do much for her teammates, but Tachyon is weird and win/lose shit she shouldn't with the same frequency than Goldshi so I dunno.

>>536237210
skills?

>>536237173
I'm F2P and "only have" 25M fans yet I'm 5/15 in wins, these people just dont want to admint they suck at training competent umas

>>536237287
her only issue is that no one is willing to be her trainer because she is very bad at racing
but everyone is willing to take care of her
it's weird prospect ngl

>>536237173
How do we teach people that they can just play games for fun instead of having to minmax metatranny everything in their lives?

>>536237303
Some probably never even engaged with Team Trials, yeah they just tried one or two times, and now Taurus Cup is their third PVP experience.

>>536237362
People want to win.
But people don't want to work hard.
So they blame anything and anyone but themselves.

>>536235905
natie would probably file a missing person report if you went outside for groceries without telling her

>>536237303
They're getting fucked this hard purely because of Kitasana/Creek. If you don't have at least 0LB Creek or at least MLB Kitasan, then you CANNOT get max speed with enough stamina to survive.

>>536237387
middle cause you don't have all seeing eyes on nature

>>536237354
Open also gives more rewards if you can always get 5 wins in the second round. I think I'm just going to stay in open in future CMs it's too comfy here.

>>536237372
I’m 100% positive that Kita pees at some point in her life. Probably thousands of times.

>>536237071
yeah it was an insane high roll, i think i saw triple friendships like 2-3 times that run. Ridiculous for a 3/3 deck
>>536237303
Most people don't give a shit about TT and because the course is random they can just chalk up the losses to RNG
Here your rankings basically show you you're a bad trainer. Being unable to even get a single win in 15 runs means there was something fundamentally wrong with the way you were playing career

>>536237173
EOS soon

>>536237362
Because they want to win against people who put way more effort into the game than them.

>>536237373
has nothing to do with goldship. anchors aweigh is what you get after upgrading goldship because you whaled a bunch of copies.

>>536236932
they race in dream series instead

>>536237037
My umas are no match for preppers and whales so I'm not even watching the races

no one told me that winning ticket had huge fucking breasts

>>536237387
>I never see Murmur proc
this one is hard to proc as she has to be one a specific spot, still a killer skill to have
the one you want to proc and she always does is All-Seeing Eyes, it's basically core on her build so you not having it makes your nature subpar

being a whale tryhard nolife may be kinda cringe but being a faggot loser that did not try and then complains about the ones that did is way more pathetic

>>536237523
it's cause you don't have gatekept bwo...

>>536237372
Yes?

>>536237173
>Plays the game with no pvp expectations because "i'm no whale"
>Gets mad that people actually play the only competitive gamemode competitively
>Wants to quit because he is seeing other people have fun but he refuses to put it in the effort

These people are inept at everything

>>536237523
I have a worse gold ship and my first attempt went 5-0. It's all just RNG.

>Casuals love Haru Urara because she loses but never gives up and has fun racing anyways
>Casuals instantly give up and stop having fun when they lose one time
Explain this

>>536237074
Who is more casual, east or west coast americans?

>>536237445
By teaching these ADHD zoomers that games exist outside of your phone. Play a console game and get your money's worth out of that instead of getting a second job playing a phone game lol.

>>536237695
They learned absolutely nothing from urara's career, it's crazy

>>536237037
Can you even see them? anyway if someone is spamming the Ok taiki sticker thats me haha

>>536237508
same, for long cm just stack stamina restore and one late acceleration and you're golden

Does anyone else get these ominous blank phone notifications from Uma Musume... It's literally just a picture of a carrot...

>>536237523
your creek maestro bro

>>536237523
Huh that seems completely fine, wonder if the lack of maestro is really that bad. does she run out of stamina towards the end?

>>536237740
They can never become Haru urara.

>>536237336
What's the context, why is trainer afraid of her family?

>>536237210
Mine did. You just need to highroll into hitting even more casual players than yourself.

How big is TOO big?

>>536237797
yes

>>536236523
nyice
How many upgrade tickets will we get?? And when do those come in?

>>536237210
Luck play a certain role in those race, mostly about how many roided whales you will face.
A decent Natie also help winning stuff, even if it's not shown on your aces' profile.

>>536237479
Wanting to win does not matter if you're not willing to work for it.
That's just delusional.

I just want to work out with my uma and have post workout sex

>>536237825
issue is not that her breasts are too big, but her body needs to be smaller

>>536237298
*rapes you*

>>536237825
when theyre around the same size as the torso

>>536237853
one rainbow uncap gem and then a selector ticket

dude
sex
lmao

For me it's doing CM races because the chibis in loading screen are really cute

my heckin' daughterino... will never le give up...

>don't like oguri too much because meme character
>Watch cingrey and warm up to her because it's not an simpleton character anymore in my eyes
>train her today for the first time
>First A+ rank
>4/5 wins in CM

I... apologize...

>>536237578
i don't know how to tell you this bro but nobody who has anchors aweigh on their goldship in particular is whaling

>>536237769
>Play a console game

>>536237782
In my experience people always need a good boy carrot, people can't learn to just enjoy the game.

>>536237523
>950 Stamina with 1 gold

>(You) declared that she is your ideal empress
>She declared that (You) are her ideal trainer
Air Groove's career is literally a romance drama. Even got her mother's approval too. Why the fuck does everyone sleep on this?

>>536237797
It sends that when your umas are talking to each other about you

ngl this kinda spooked me... her career is actually mega fun

>>536237479
>guy who got a 0.0001% lucky run in 10 tries telling the other guy who did 200+ runs with no luck that he isn't working hard enough

>>536237978
ok but what are you supposed to eat for good luck though

it just takes one person whispering "you will regret open league" gaslight to make million casuals start seething, go into graded with their shitty horses, crash and burn and then melt on reddit

>>536237173
Do chink gachas not have PVP? Everyone is acting like uma is their first gacha game.

>>536237303
I'm class 6 in retention in TT and still got fucked by CM. You really need to build for CM, having good umas is not good enough. I didn't expect to win CM, but also didn't expect to get stomped on round 1.

alright so how do i farm a 9 stamina uma in time for CM

>>536238041
no my STAMINAAAAAAA

>>536237578
>Upgrading Goldship to *3 is whaling.
Love that salt.

>>536238112
Same as real life.

wow SR marvy's events are absolutely dog shit i wasted 70k sp on this shit?

>>536238137
Uma is MY first gacha game, hate gacha, love umamusume. This game has gameplay so I don't hate it.

Yeah, this time is the best for CM, there were a lot more tryhards and whales 10 hours ago

Jp people really undersold how competitive this shit was going to be because for then this was a new game where nobody was 100% sure about how to go.
You are not fighting other new players you are fighting people who have being playing the game for 4 years and have spend money to get the exact cards they knew they needed it. The fact that in 5 runs you should see at least good 5-6 teams using Oguri cap/Goldship/Nice Nature should already tell you that the playerbase is way more competitive that it should be.

>>536238195
>there are anons that still don't have numerous 9* sparks
what are you niggas even doing

>>536238116
they also complain about open because >sweaty minmaxers put in effort how am i supposed to win now?

Is inherited Triumphant Pulse any good? Is it for Pacers and Front Runners typically?

>>536238252
get gaslight danced on

>>536238137
The mega popular ones don't, chink games after genshits are extremely casual friendly to the point of braindead. They even nerfed the PvE challenges if there's complaints.

So is this game just pic related but with anime tits?

>>536233284
My Taurus Cup ace *is* Tickezo

>>536237037
this is the most confusing mechanic
the cm description says "real time race with other players" butitkinda isnt since you can rush and skip the race,so whats the emote spam even for?

and its bullshit they can apparently code a live emote function butdoesnt have that in roommatch lobbies

>>536238351
not getting lucky

>>536238269
The best time for CM is always a few hours before the next day's reset.
It's filled with the lazy people who don't care about CM and just want to get their free shit.

This has been true for JP forever

>5 3* speed sparks
>4 3* power (one 9*)
>0 3* stamina
Is my account cursed

>>536238398
and worse music but yes

>>536237797
Yeah, happened to me all the time. I just turned off notifications.

>>536238351
i only run 3 times a day and haven't gotten one in 3 weeks, all of my sparks are in speed/power
go fuck yourself

>>536237578
You know you got enough shards from the event to upgrade her to 3 stars right? Have you tried playing the game?

>>536238353
but also minmaxxing b-rank uma is actually very very hard, you can easily make a lame horse that has that one fatal flaw in its stats to get that high speed and it is dead last in placing

>>536238112
Never got a perfect uma I only got a decent enough to get to Group A. The guys whining didn't even try.

>>536238112
If you can't get a horse that's good enough to win in fucking round 1 in 200 runs you're just a shitty fucking trainer, i don't know what to tell you
16-17* stam inherits alone gets you nearly 300 extra stamina not counting any other procs like URA finale. Race rewards gets you another like 100 alone. You're telling me you can't run a 4-2 deck, click speed and stamina when they shine rainbows, and get an uma with 1.2k speed 850 stam in 200 runs?
You don't even need to train both your parents, you had like 60 attempts worth of borrows with some guy who has a god 9* stam 5* medium uma

Hello friends, is there a way to restart the never seen events setting? I wound up skipping some stuff that it would be nice to see in career.

>have deck good enough to get superb horses
>don't know how
>click buttons why no rainbow hmm lets apply velocity
>repeat and enjoy being a tard
nothing personell but I am just going to have fun being stupid

>>536237037
I didn't know you could use them until I saw one, I started leaving stickers after the race endeded after that

>>536238363
it's pretty good

>>536238269
This is a trap, I queued thinking it was safe and got curbstomped by golshis

>>536238159
Wife

>>536237479
>work hard
nigger it's a phone video game. I work hard at my irl job

ez

>>536238584
Is it one of those ones that's generically good on all runner styles?

>no S Long
FUCK YOU NIGGER GAME FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

>Oguri career
>bad training day
>figure I'll get the fans early instead of waiting for the Hopeful Stakes like I usually do
>10th place in some shitty OP race that she should have the stats to crush

Threesome with Mayano and Marvey!

just blame your lack of powerful umas on your lack of strong support cards like MLB tosho, king and manhattan, that's what i'm doing

>>536238537
you can view all the events in the archive

>>536238287
Honestly, I think you're fighting the same newbies just using youtube guides. Personally, I went with Taishin, Spe, and Dasca this CM.

>>536238363
it's decent on pace but lower priority than *corners, *straightaways, and core greens

>>536238537
you can replay them in gallery later

reporter otonashi keeps negging me and its pissing me off

>>536238650
no

>>536238363
triumphant pulse is essentially just a better homestretch haste. it is one of the better inherited uniques at the moment due to the fact that most of the current pool is absolute fucking garbage.

>>536238658
Post deck.

>>536238658
and that's a good thing, what else would you spend your time doing if you already finished your ace for the next CM??

>Just use Oguri Cap
I don't even have Oguri Cap
It's so over

>>536238680
I mean it's a legitimate excuse

>>536237173
DELICIOUS TEARS
SLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURPPPP

>>536238783
just use gold ship

>>536238515
I would bet money that the secret to B races is actually just passing the stamina check and making the other umas fail.

>>536238042
what do you mean? it's well known that AG it's a for (you) uma, even during the summer festival, you and her go to an empty spot to watch the fireworks together. That’s also where she trips and loses her shoe, and you have to put it back on her, just like she were a princess from a fairy tale while she's ultra embarassed about it but doesn't hate it either

besides evil nattie and grass wonder, who is another good debuffer?

>>536238783
I won with Mayano and Grass Wonder

Post your top fans career runs!
I wanna hit 800k!

>>536238680
I'll do that once i fail to pass round 2

Would be a quality wallpaper

Is reddit the only placr crying about CM or is /uma/ the same?

>>536238484
>>536238210
>>536238001
>reee i used all my statues on goldship. i didn't spend money
gimme a break.

>went 4/1 in Taurus cup
>rolled falcon ( even though I spent more carots than I’d like )
>rolled another special week
I think it was a good day

>>536238860
hard to make debuffers when lot of skills and necessary wit put you into B+

>>536238686
>>536238713
Fair enough, I was just wondering if I could set it up within career, but that's not a big deal, thanks

>>536238887
rudolf tachyon airgroove

>>536237479
People don't want to turn a fucking phone game into a job just to have a fighting chance in the first round. I deal with enough spreadsheets at work.

When do you want to have hit level 5 Speed/Stamina when training for the Taurus CM?

>>536239018
play in open league then

>>536238772
9* power 9* stam inherits

what is the official AGP uma?

>>536238515
it's not >>536236949 is doing amazing despite having absolute trash for skills
it's hard to make perfect b-ranks but you don't need perfect ones (so far)

>>536239018
There are enough that do so tough luck pussy

>>536239017
>>536239027
thx

may we not face each other in round 2

>>536238887
Curren, Air Groove, and Super Creek are excellent options due to Dazzling Disorientation. If it procs, you force Gold Ship to get boxed

>>536238042
Because imbeciles rather flock to what a retarded Chinese person listed than play the fucking game and READ
Fucking assholes man

>>536238658
I think you actually need more stamina or another heal skill

>>536238887
rudolf and tachyon can slot in as well. rudolph is more of a gambler with a debuff, tachyon is a tank with a debuff. grass wonder is a budget rudolf. nice cancer is the only pure debuffer atm.

>>536238946
you can cry here, im going to call you a shitter casual crybaby though.

>>536238042
Air Groove is well-known for (You) uma in the game, bwo.

>>536239095
this one

>>536238530
>just get lucky and get all the inspiration stam procs and triple rainbows every turn bro, don't tell me you haven't won the jackpot once in 200 tries?
You're just proving my point

>>536239124
your golshi is like 50 points away from becoming B+...

>>536238971
bwo i have plenty of statues to spare after golshi 3* and i have pulled all of 20 umas ever, did you just not buy her stars

I love Victoria Frontier. Tells everyone to join Graded League regardless of skill. Random, no skill MM. Easy wins for tryhards because all the noobs joining Graded. lol

>>536233540
>all the losers have nice nature so they clearly read some metanigger tutorial but apparently missed the part where you need 800 sta minimum to win.
lol

>>536239018
While I understand your frustration, you really don’t need to do this. The advice was

800 stam with two stam abilities
Run a debuffer

That was is, you didn’t need to “spreadsheet” anything. I went 4/1 using the above advice and didn’t think about it

>nothing to farm atm
>might as well get fans for the club let's do a quick rudolf-
>swinging maestro event
>before debut

>>536239235
yeah because i planned it well

>>536239127
A soulless meta chasing game isn't going to last very long. At least in JP they have the novelty of not knowing what is coming up next.

So what's a good team for next (long) CM if I don't have Taishin?
Gold Ship - Mayano - Evil Nature?

>>536239095
Tachyon

Reminder that these are (you)r country bumpkin wives

>>536239018
>>536238610
no idea what youre calling a job when you can complete a career in 15 minutes and the next one is in 5 hours.

How are the other casual clubs doing? What rank are you?

>>536238042
she gets a wedding skin I don't think anyone is doubting that

>>536239093
man i really need a 4lb stamina sr

RUN DAIWA SCARLEEEEeeee

>>536239345
when I said it was hard, I did not mean like ... pressing the training buttons

Dantsu tits need to be covered in cum

>>536239093
Man I do not get where I'm going wrong.

>>536239273
they're just good friends bwo

>>536239162
I could have gotten a bit more Stamina or BOFA but I stopped caring after no S long desu

>>536238351
I've had at least over a hundred runs with supposedly 3-5% chance of a 3* blue, but not a single one so far. RNG will RNG.

>>536239420
Yukino Bijin for me

>>536239297
That's only works for round 1 once you get into group A with all the sweatlords and whales 800 won't cut it anymore.

>>536239370
then don't interact with the soulless meta chasing part of the game

>>536239304
it's a curse. on good runs maestro only shows up to spook you right before senior year arima kinen

Matikanefukukitaru.

>>536237210
heres mine that won, you dont have enough wit stat

>borrow number 1 of the day
>levelled up speed before the debut, looking like a really clean start
>2nd place in the debut despite having nearly 300 speed and stamina
>night owl next turn
>doesnt get cured in infirmary
I'm going to kill myself. Narita Taishin's career is the hardest in the world purely because she refuses to win races.