Let it be known that my horses are uniquely strong, the inevitable result of my diligence and hard work as a trainer. My bonds with my umas are special and unbreakable. My pulls are fair and aligned with God's plan. My occasional swipes are calculated and strategic.
Meanwhile your horses are bullshit and undeserved and are only strong because you're a stinky sweaty tryhard, your pulls are bullshit, and you swipe with the recklessness of a dishonorable whale
