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I'm the best girl

SPE FUCKING SUCKS I HATE SPE

goddammit brad

uma pit

I HATE SUPER CREEK

EAT THE FUCKING GREENS

Why do I need to save my borrows for the event?

>>534315132
continue, I want to know how my dacchis are doing. Do tell if you're in an /uma/ club or not too

We only hate Teio around here

She's so cute.

any cm lobbies? I need a reality check

*ruins your run*

>>534315851
danchou if you are reading this please kick all sub 5m shitters

>>534315842
You're the same retard who doesn't know what a cm is aren't you?
Kill yourself

>>534315917
>18h
godamn relax danchou

>>534315851
Nno. Yes, it's an /uma/ club. Yes, I have 3x as many fans as danchou. No, he isn't kicking anyone.

>>534315981
how much worse is a white skill compared to a gold skill? is it less than half?

>>534315981
FUCK YOU BITCH GIVE ME THE GOLD SKILL

A friend mentioned there are pvp bonuses for having each strategy, but did he mean like, each strategy in each category? Or for the whole team? Like should I have a
Front, Pace, End
dirt chaser team instead of the Pace, Pace, Pace I have?
ty

>>534315939
Sure, I'll put on a show just for you
16318190

>daily paid roll is a 1* for the 12th day in a row
never buying carats again. massive scam.

>>534315917
AIEEEEEEEEEEEEE IS THAT 1 SINGULAR DIRT SHOE I'M GOING INSANE

>>534316091
Don’t call my wife a bitch, have some respect

>>534315851
I'm in an /uma/ club that's full but it has like 5 inactive accounts in it who haven't been online in days and have less than 5 million fans. in other words, it's grim.

>>534316071
For recovery, a gold skill does 3.67 times as much while only costing 2 times the skill points.

>>534316131
gay

>>534316131
who the fuck is that robot

>>534315982
you forgot a 0 Haru bwo

>>534316164
sending 1 shoe actually just means you're retarded.
you're cucking yourself out of free shit and inconveniencing everyone for no reason.

>>534315927
Nice try.
>clubs advertise on /uma/
>quit mine to apply (60m fans btw)
>wair 24h
>no spots left

ummm what the frick you guys told me SSR aoi is good so why is no one using my MLB aoi support hint hint ahem 603378740554

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VbrGvNwFQO0
Washing your trainee after a g1 race and celebrating her win with a long babymaking session!

YOU CAN'T HAVE IT

bros not even 2 months into the game and already going autistic over 800 gems at the end of the month

PSA don't log in for the next 6 hours because if your 1st login is after Golshi Week starts you get the 1st daily login bonus (564 gems) today instead of tomorrow and are permanently 1 day ahead.

Tell me about Fuji Kiseki. Why does she wear the paizuri shirt?

I should swap clubs, I joined the first open one I saw and including the leader there are only three of us over 5 million fans...

>>534316234
Sugar Lights created her. It's one of the scenarios we'll get later on in global.

>>534316363
what?

>>534315851
No, but i'm just in a club my friend invited me to.
These people are all bums.
We have some people with 3million fans.
I don't think half of these people even play the game.
I struggle to get my 10 shoe donations each day.
I've been doing 1.5m fans per day and these people can't even be asked to do one career a day.

>>534316375
help them out....

>>534316234
There's some sort of mecha scenario in the future

>>534316316
I've pulled this bitch like 13 times already.

Digitan LOVE

>>534316363
I spent $500 on this game already

>>534316363
why would you say this 50 minutes after reset and not 10 minutes before reset

>>534316363
who cares? why would it matter?

>>534316363
you're gonna get everything anyways who gives a shit

>>534316316
SR Aoi is good as a budget option because you get 1 for free so it's reliable. nobody borrows budget options.

>>534316003
Calm down, Jesus. You're fighting demons in your head. I have no clue what the event asks you to do, if it's just doing runs why does it matter if I use borrows or not?

>>534315939
Well, was it as you expected?

Professor of Curvature feels like a scam

>>534315851
Danchou we need to hit top 100, I need the 300 extra carats. Please recruit the high fan faggots in these threads complaining about their shit clubs and kick our shitters. We could even beat umaoooo if you do that, maybe get top 30 too. Maybe even get 1st place

>>534316131
thats a dude

>>534315808
sexy wall

________SO____
_________RE_________
__________WA____________

>>534316095
If your uma is first among the front/pace/late/end they get bonus points. This is checked a total of 3 times throughout the race under 'good positioning'

>>534316518
I missed it actually lmao it was full already when I saw it

>>534315851
I was in an /uma/ club but after reset it was very clear that nobody was actually playing the game, so the people that did play the game started leaving and I left too
man the server browser sucks ass why the fuck can't it just list every club in the top1000 instead of making me filter by dumbass epithets?

HOPEEEEEEE
I
HOPE

>>534316363
Yes that's very helpful an hour after reset

how the fuck did i get a single banner

>>534316234
Sugar Light created a robot uma because she was born with very weak legs and can't stand for more than a couple of minutes

my wife is so cool

hm. no swinging maestro this run either. interesting

>>534316570
It's one of those activates too early or activates too late sort of skills that make it a real hit or miss.

damn the club situation is kinda grim huh? Most people are unhappy with their club. At least I'm content with mine and danchode at least replace non-playing shitters

>>534315851
danchou if you read this please change the rule of 7days kicked out, i think its too much of a time, change it to 3 or 4 days instead

>7500 carats for the price of a AAA game
grim

>>534316608
I...see. So if I can, have an uma in each category doing a different thing? But what if my horses suck anyways and its a dice roll if one is even first?
But thanks

>>534316431
10 login bonuses. gotta log in while the event is active to get them.
>>534316482
I just woke up
>>534316487
lotta people saving for 30k before pulling on creek banner, for most of them this is 1 day early to pull.

>>534316571
Nobody who is farming fans to get into the top 100 cares about the carats. They use more carats on their runs than they get from the higher rewards at the end of the month.

Three (most likely) stupid questions:
1. When people say 9* speed spark, that means the legacy are counted, right? So they mean your uma has 3* speed spark and her 2 legacies have also 3* speed.
2. How good is the auto button for both legacies and cards? It chooses fathers/grandfather automatically but i don't know if it follows a criteria that benefits your uma or if it's just "pick higher number".
3. In theory, if i want a good speed spark, i should just select 2 legacies with speed and 6 speed cards, then focus on speed mostly when doing a career, right? Otherwise i am not getting 1100+ speed.

>>534316685
This onegaishimasu.

>>534316695
does your AAA game have horse girls in it though?

>>534316310
Quit a day or 2 early brainlet. The kicks will likely happen on the 14th so quit on the 12th or 13th

>>534316729
1. yes
2. auto is extremely bad
3. yes but you can get 1200 speed without sparks

>>534316637
More like you subtracted an odd number once

>>534316363
i was playing when the game reseted so its over for me

>>534316729
1. Yes, both grandparents + parent with 3* sparks.
2. It's not good. Don't use it. Learn to play the game.
3. Yes, but 1100+ speed is easy to get even with 3 cards or 4 cards, not 6.

>>534315851
>joined random uma club not expecting anything
>everyone is active, chill and give boots
is cool

>>534316695
>looking at whale prices and ignoring the f2p prices
it's $7 for 20 pulls monthly even after you use up the one-time bonuses and don't have any active special offers like we get every half anni and anni (every 4 months for us)

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/85j0mOokegw
Authentic Japanese woman singing

SOREDEMO

>>534316729
>>534316801
should have followed up
its actually more useful to put sparks into the thing your support cards won't cover as much I find. Like if you want a good long runner, thus 900 speed 1200 stamina, you'll want speed sparks with like 3 stamina and 2 speed cards

Is there any downside towards running 2 late surgers in CM? Both Evil Nature and Ass Wonder want to be late so I can't think of any other running style for them.

>>534316794
I'm not falling for your friendish tricks

>>534316626
DON'T STOP HOPING

>>534316726
Top 100 isn't hard to get into. Nobody in a club needs to waste carats on energy for top 100.

jobbers

>>534316896
nothing wrong with running ass as a pace or end

been in a couple of /uma/ clubs already and all of them had people either extremely inactive or with less than 1M fans, but now my new dancho treats me well despite the club being made like 4 days ago

>>534316729
1. Yes
2. Bad. Just manually pick what you need and use your brain. You only need to do it once for each horse assuming you don't change your goals (you won't, it's very unlikely you'll get lucky)
3. Well, yea. But the real farming strat is that you go 600/600/600 because you also want to have a speed or power spark. You don't even need a speed spark to hit cap if you just run 3-4 speed cards and hit your multiple rainbow trainings, and sparks in stam/power can round out your horses stats

>>534317023
>club being made like 4 days ago
But your monthly rewards???

Why are people racing against Curren before the Golshi events? You retards are bricking your rewards.

Could she compete in CM? got about +120 extra stamina from the green skills

>>534316896
I'm planning the same thing anon, waiting for super creek pulls to determine if I'm going gold ship or top cun for my last uma

as long as we are A or above I'm happy enough
I appreciate danchou kicking non-players though

>>534317023
>club being made like 4 days ago
Bricked, ask for a kick, join one that can actually rank then RETVRN in a month. I'm sure he'll understand

>>534316653
Creek knows when you don't want to play babies with her

>>534316926
Clubs get into the top 100 with their members only doing free daily runs? I find that hard to believe.

>>534316608
Dammit I figured there was a mechanic like this. I recently swapped a bunch of umas to be the same strat and my score's been declining. Now I gotta do a bunch of retraining...

>>534316896
there's no bonus for different styles like in team trials, all that matters in CM is which team reaches the finish line first

couple more CM lobbies
86658223

clock check /uma/

>>534314594
Greetings from /@/

>>534315847
my gold ship is already 3* those piece aren't getting me to 4*

>>534316896
One might end up boxing the other if you get really unlucky, but it shouldn't affect their efficacy if you're running them as debuffers. If you're building Grass Wonder to win just take Dominator so she has some utility even if she gets blocked.
>t. tested and running Late/Late/End

final day for cum-chan? gonna redeem those statues

yippee!

what do these mean?
how do you trigger them?

>>534317243
It's 18:59, Bakushin.

>>534316363
What am I supposed to do all day then?

curren-chan's legend race is a joke. easier than both king gaylo and bakushin, i shan't be rolling for her

>>534317407
jerk off

>>534317370
You need the unique costume.

>>534316131
is this how that gay uma video started

>>534317185
They get into top 100 because club members enjoy the game and go above and beyond a quota. But the quotas on a lot of the top 100 clubs are achievable by keeping your daily energy from capping.

>>534317407
goon to umaporn?

>>534317167
club unraked gets reward too, so why get kicked or leave?

>>534317370
they're costume events so they trigger if you have the costume. aka 3* the unit if they're below 3*.

>>534317459
oh how do you get those?
Total noob here, thanks

>sickly character who came out of the hospital
>she missed her chances at races, and now everyone thinks she's just going to fail and drop
>double so because she chooses a dirt race which is the only available race she has to qualify for future races
>(You) believe in her and attempt to help her
>she asks to wait until she wins the dirt race to become your trainee
>she wins
>all the doubters start swarming her to scout her
>she passes by all of them to choose (You) of course
>later on a date
>realizes she's suddenly feeling fluttery and it's not because of sickness
>remembers how (You) helped her, and mutters that she realized something new about herself today
>(You) ask her what that is
>pic related
>later, after a festival
>full moon night at the beach
>asks to rest her head on your shoulder
>realizes she might start falling asleep
>decides because it's (You), that's okay
>her entire character concept is based off on someone who might die soon and is going to give it her all before passing (skill name is A Lifetime's Dream, A Moment's Flight where she drains her stamina to get a speed boost. Also has a skill called Prepared to Die)
>the bigger implication of final scene being; she's content to die by (You)r side

>>534317352
wait i mean the legend race not the banner

Which Uma has the worst braps

>>534317370
They are specific to the "outfit", so for example Anime Teio and normal Teio have 3 different events. For 1* and 2* umas you need to get them to 3* to unlock those events.

>>534317534
Get the trainee to 3*

>>534317521
>>534317562
oh I see ohhhh
well I don't think I can 3* anyone but thanks thats good to know

>>534317498
It doesn't because it's not ranked until next month. Check the fucking help section in game.
T. club owner

>>534317134
Uh your maruzensky unique?

>>534317082
it's like 600 gems bro I get them for 5 bucks

>>534317553
oguri or el condor pasa

i want TM opera O to peg me

>>534317534
either trade your goddess statue to get fragments or roll the gacha and get more of her dupes

Are they do the sex???

>>534317407
what did you do your entire life before uma came out recently?

wow the club ranked ladder must be really competitive!

>>534317627
cheers. not really possible for me I think, but, thats cool.
>>534317669
yeah I don't have points and I don't know what to spend those statues on but its max 25 and that isn't enough to level anyone up sadly

>>534317185
I have 70 million fans without paying for energy if everyone in a club had as much fans as me we would easily be top 100, probably even top 50

>>534317639
so i got out of a ranked club of friends in b+ to get in an unranked club i see

>get third in make debut
>fail a 2% training right after
rice i want to love you but why do you always make it so hard on me

>>534317216
one mo
85193172

>>534317213
Thanks the only downside I was thinking of is the effectiveness of debuffs doubling when you have 2 horses at the same running style. If it happens it happens.

>>534317345
That's good to know since I'm planning on building Ass Wonder as an Ace with dominator since it will catch people off guard expecting her just to be an Evil Nature copy. Will definitely test it out in CM lobbies after I finish my rain team.

Sex update when?

>>534317747
rice aho

>>534317701
3m daily for rank 11k?! its so over...

>>534317023
quit already we need less clubs not more clubs because the ranking rewards are flat # of clubs.

danchou when a sub 40M player applies (yikes!!)

danchou looking at the 7 sub10m players in his club that don't play the game:

>>534317737
it's 25 of 1:1 goddess statue and then gets more expensive like 2:1 and 3:1 etc

>>534317553
El condor pasa has the spicy shits

Train your uma to deceive and to be feared. The former so they may obtain their position and the latter so that they may keep it.

>>534317845
Ohhh so you can get more
I see
well I have a lot of horses but so far I don't know who I like the most so I'll wait til I figure that out
Thanks!

>>534317745
I have 110 million fans (over 5mil per day) and I certainly couldn't play this game if I could only use the free energy, it regenerates way too slow.

>>534317553
Oguri clears out rooms
El Condor burns your eyes
Special Week is also notably foul

>>534317683
>suddenly

>>534317553
Why do you wanna know this?

>>534317768
Right after the futa horsecock update along with the LoL collab with Soraka as a guest character update.

el condor brapasa

>>534317701
let me guess, 4 members because this retard made a club only for the most hardcore players but made it late enough that the most hardcore players already settled into their own clubs?

>>534317841
ummm 9gag is that way

>>534316363
So in 5 hours from now or something? Guess I can wait until then...

>>534317536
fine, I'll save for her

>>534317906
shouldn't he be a wit or a guts card?

>>534317747
Trainer issue

Got a shuttle bath

What do you do when you get Acupuncturist in the last half year, or even right before ura?

OGURIIII CAPUUUUU

why do they give her a humiliation ritual one turn before she only has a B in mile

>>534317553
Sweep Tosho

>>534317747
we hate rice shower here

>>534318061
free 10 energy no risk

Christmas for (You)
>events/hints and goldskills only for christmas themed trainees
>does nothing otherwise

>>534318061
Either strength or winning.

>>534318035
No. Eschew such social norms. Speed cards are the better cards so choose to be a speed card.

>>534318061
Winners win

>>534318061
allin on the top option
either I highroll or my horse bricks

its over
im retiring into the hobby leagues and starting a business making clay pots

>great bourbon run
>Rice Shower cucking me out of the hidden events which cripple my growth

>>534318223
I'm class 4 and struggling man

>never get a ticket with Nice Nature
>get Goldhi instead
Why

the team i am bringing into CM lobbies?
3 debuffers fuck you

>>534318223
bro wtf are you doing

>>534318106
B isn't an issue since it's only 10% loss. C and below is real humiliation ritual

>>534315808
I love my flat wife

futamesume

>>534318061
I like health but almost nobody seems ti shill it

>>534318257
ewwww

>>534318263
You can't hit reddit ship though. Especially one that's all the way back.

>>534317906
there is one in the jp game that had already these stats maximized and is dream journey

>>534318257
>goofy sex

You have a good set of pipes!

>>534318257
sail that ship

>>534318263
what do you mean fuck you? that's a gift to everyone else, because you're taking yourself out of contention. now whoever gets matched with you only needs to win a 1v1

>>534318061
i decline

>>534317185
Top 100 line has been increasing at an average of ~52 million fans per day.
Divided by 30 players that's around 1.7 million fans a day.
You can easily hit 550k - 600k fans a run if you are doing a bunch of G1s with an uma that can run Mile/Med/Long like Oguri or Maruzensky.
You can absolutely make Top 100 at the moment even if no one ever spent their carats or TP potions for more than 3 runs a day.

>>534318481
Ah friendship

>>534316292
The interface is very inconvenient so it's easy to send it in by mistake

>>534318414
I will explicitly take flustered end closers on all 3 racers just for overconfident fucks like you.

>>534316685
this, i swear the one guy with 1mill fans logged in on 6d just to reset the timer, his fans havent moved in weeks

>>534315851
Got kicked out of the one I was in. Didn't play much during my vacation in Japan. It was totally worth it though, got like two grand worth of Uma merch and had a blast with the SO.

>>534318257
If it makes you feel any better Gold Ship took my onsen virginity

>>534318553
>log in every 6d
>request dirt shoes
>gift 10x1 shoes

>>534318257
it's literally her week bro, give it to her

>>534315851
My club does have a few deadwood players but it's miles better than the random club I was in before. And I get regular shoe trades. I can live with a few missing carats if we don't get the next rank.

>>534317267
What gold skill does she give?

>>534317352
didn't needed

>>534318257
*takes you to the rape springs*

>>534318748
Sex

Is /uma/ a yuri-approved place?

>>534317980
it's actually 22 people ranging from 20 to 90 m fans and everyone is active. They mustve just created it I guess

Which of these is best to put as rental?

get BROCKED Curren Shit

>15% failure
>15% failure
>6% FAILURE
I've never been unluckier, holy shit what even are these odds

>>534316653
Bro you better not be having more than 4 SSRs

>>534318798
King Halo.

umas with rapist disposition? either physical or psychological

>>534318798
kingu
nobody borrows nonmlb cards

>>534318624
Why does her summer version look infinitely hotter and cuter but her regular version looks like a retard with down syndrome?

>>534318105
I lobe how the male commentator shouts her name. That always gets me hyped

>>534318810
>holy shit what even are these odds
About 15%, 15%, and 6% respectively.

did I do good?
I'm new so idk what I'm really doing but I won the ura finale thing

>>534318590
>with the SO.
Normalfag, shoo

>>534318870
It's the headgear

>>534318797
no, they have a rank number, so they created it last month. the majority of those 22 players are probably dead accounts that haven't played at all this month, even if it was 22 people doing 1 run a day you would be at like rank 3000 and not 11029.

>>534318889
sorry better picture (with skills)

>>534318889
Your wit needs to be at least 200 stats higher.

>>534318870
it's unironically the earmuffs

>>534318870
might have something to do with the literal tard helmet she's wearing

>>534318810
>15%
>6%
if you pulled kitasan you beat much worse odds

:D

>>534318794
Anon... Zoomers don't like lesbians, because they can only self insert and have weird tranny insecurities that didn't exist when us oldfags used to get hard to two women making out. Asking this question will trigger them.

>>534315851
the gap between top and bottom here is almost 70m and I don't even care. this is my home now

sadge

>>534319013
Aw, really? I don't think I can do that. It was tough at the end.

should i pull on upcoming character or support banner

>>534318889
>>534319008
Good job, newcutie, might wanna invest a bit more into power as well later on if you can, don't need to overdo it that much on speed and power will definitely get you further so you avoid getting boxed as much, more stamina as well would do better but not bad. Don't listen to the other guy telling you to get more wit, it's a stupid fucking misinfo meme.

>>534319071
Evil Nature is a monster.

NO MED S EVERY DAY I BORROW A FUCKING PARENTG

>>534318889
it's alright for a newcutie. You'd want more power though, and you don't have many gold skills

>>534319092
That anon is memeing you. 400+ wit is fine. Witmaxxing is for very niche cases

late

>>534319152
Character.

>>534318870
I cant find goldship sexy/hot no matter what she wears desu
She is goofballzoned

>>534319049
im a zoomer and i like lesbians, but i think im minority or just tard

>>534318870
Allow me to demonstrate.

https://youtu.be/bxpMDDhRAcY

>>534319152
if you need a dirt racer, smart falcon is one of the only chances for about a year.

>>534315851
/uma/ club. People have low fan counts but everybody still logs in daily and peddles plenty of shoes. Our daichou is a low-fan cutie, but I and a few others are producing enough fans to keep us in the A/A+ range.

>>534319176
>Not making your own
Your tachyon, air groove, ryan, bourbon, teio or ticket runs?

dont be fooled
even if you remove her hat, she is still a tard inside

>>534319198
you would have sex and she'd make those clown honk noises every plap

>>534319158
O-oh. Well that's good. More power if I can, that means maybe a few focuses. I mostly got mine from Speed training. I got crippled for stamina at the end, was just really hard.
>>534319192
>>534319184
Alright. Only other gold skill I had was "Iron Will" and by the description it sounded kinda...bad. I mean, restoring stamina early into the race?...when my stamina is probably fine?
Glad the wit is fine though, thanks.

big brain McQueen

>>534315851
were barely holding B+ with a few sub 3mill inactives and 7day kicks, it wouldnt be so bad if we got to A rank for the 10pull a month

>>534319152
Support.

>>534319243
she looks like a ojou-sama without the hat

>>534318794
Nope, /u/fags have always been despised and sent to their containment board just like /mlp/ or /vt/. It's only newfaggots that have been trying to push their shit in other boards but don't worry they'll go away when they spend some time on this site and learn how to beave.

>>534319363
Iron Will sounds so bad you think you must be missing something, but no, it really is just that bad of a skill and completely worthless.

>>534319361
get out of here, stalker.
https://youtu.be/VHPltbD-4QA

>>534318794
Yuri pandering almost killed the franchise in the early stages. It turns out horse owners don't like seeing media of female anthropomorphized versions of their horses making out with each other. The anime had to be redone during production over this.

Do I need to CHANGE outfits to get these costume events? Or is it enough to just unlock?

>>534319401
*gives you 1* Guts anyway*

>>534319363
Stamina is like a health bar that decreases throughout the race. Recharging early is about just as good as any other time. The only thing that matters is the amount. Iron Will is one of the better skills.

>>534319432
/uma/dachi...

>>534319401
Biwa Hayahide loses her anxiety over her big head when she sees this

>>534319502
wow. Glad my gut intuition was right then. It did sound like total crap.
>>534319542
Wait, what? Really? But...Wouldn't stamina be fine early on?

remind me, what are the club number-rankings-to-letter-grade conversion? My club is slipping fast and idk when we're getting booted out of A

>>534316120
SOU!

>>534319527
However, the answer is still No.

>>534319542
>uma musume is gaslight game

>>534319527
>It turns out horse owners don't like seeing media of female anthropomorphized versions of their horses making out with each other.
Holy fucking based. Thank you owners.

>>534319401
wow thats a really good mcqueen, make sure to put her on your long TT team!

>>534319193
based witGOD

>>534319528
can you even go back to the generic idol outfit after unlocking 3 stars?

>>534319597
ignore anyone trying to sell you iron will

>>534318889
Ideally, you want 600 in speed, stamina and power. And usually just that much is enough to win a career, although some careers are harder than others.

Having 600 in a stat means you have a chance of getting its 3-star spark which makes them better to choose as a legacy to start a new run with. Having 1100 gives you a bigger chance.

You can also run more optional G1 races and obtain more skills, especially gold skills, in order to make better legacy 'parent' umas. Getting good sparks for them is your general goal.

stop ki-blasting me

Hello frens.

>>534319597
>Wouldn't stamina be fine early on?
It starts going down as soon as the race starts.

>>534319542
Stop spreading misinformation.

>>534319528
They seem to be randomly appearing if you have unlocked 3*

>>534319469
desu i wanna pull on creek trainee banner, i wanna see her carreer and all the goo goo baby memes. But i also wanna develop the rest of my cards when her support banner shows up. aaaa

>>534319597
he's shitting you again
Iron Will heals you early, which is bad
It also needs specific boxing condition, which is also bad

>>534319049
Zoomers are the ones who are always pushing trans nonbindary whatever bullshit you retard. I know you're a yurinigger but don't make shit up.

>>534319528
you play and there is a chance you get these events, its not all runs you get it

>>534319598
A+ is 100-500 so I'm guessing A is 501-1000

>>534316363
But if I do that I can't play until tomorrow and my stamina will overflow!

>>534319753
get lucky with 3LB creek and then roll everything else into smart falcon

>>534319726
I guess it does.
>>534319675
I...guess I could...
>>534319671
I'm not sure
>>534319682
Oh. OK, I'll aim for a baseline of that I guess? And legacy parents? I just sell all my old trainees not in my team off for SP. Am I not supposed to?
>>534319752
Oh cool
>>534319764
Alright. Very confusing haha.
>>534319808
Fair fair

futa x female > yuri

>>534319753
She's a 2*. you don't need a banner for that.

>>534319527
>owners
wasn't it just the one guy

>>534319689
NAICHA des BLAST

https://poal.me/8y5zd
https://poal.me/8y5zd
https://poal.me/8y5zd

>>534319527
This. Suzuka x Torena saved S1

>>534319883
You really do not need to reply to everyone like that

>>534318794
/uma/ varies, some are okay with it while it causes a meltdown for others and can derail a whole thread if you're not using filters, not the best place for it.
The franchise very much is.

>>534319542
get off 4chan tazuna

>>534319285
I think I know which club this is and it's pretty comfy even if there are like 4 people myself included carrying the fancount

You DO have your trainer set to female so Rice Shower calls you onee-sama, right?

>>534318257
I, too, took my pet retard to the hot springs.
She took my hot springs virginity and I've not had another raffle winner since.

>>534315851
in a laid back /uma/ club, it's okay but I might jump ship next month, I feel I can hang with a slightly more sweaty club

Thoughts?

>diamond fanart
>rape
>forceful contract signing
>sexual harassing trainer
???

>>534320030
let him
it's cute

>>534320030
Don't scare away the newcutie

>>534318257
She got me too

>>534319892
me x the two females

>>534319993
Uma Musume can have a little bit of yuri as a treat.

these prices are insane
If they were like, 1/3rd, I'd probably buy a rookie starter pack or something. But that's well over $30 CAD after taxes. For both starter packs I could buy Elden Ring and Nightreign.

>>534319892
me x females and futa

>>534319597
>Wait, what? Really? But...Wouldn't stamina be fine early on?
it's a heal, not bonus stamina. it's not worthless when it triggers because you'll have lost at least some, and if you want to be fair the skill is significantly cheaper in skill points than other gold heals, but the average value of it is low for sure.

>>534320071
Time for another run.

All umas are bi because they need to crave my cock but also be okay with having a threesome with me and other umas

Do people really like shipping anime Trainer with the umas? I hate yuritroons as much as the next guy but anime Trainer was such a dull, unimpressive faggot. I'd rather ship Kitahara and old man with the girls than him.

when will they let us train the french umas

>>534320052
something about onii-sama tickles my brain

>>534320071
You need to do more g1 races if you're only getting enough stat points for those...

>>534319930
The Kaneko case isn't as simple as people make it out to be, if it was we would already have Deep Impact. The teaser and the game prototype as well just looked trash frankly, yuri or not.

>>534320175
yeah but theres no cute umas in elden slop

>healing 5% earlyrace is bad instead of 5% midrace because ...
>BECAUSE IT JUST IS OKAY!!!

>>534320030
sorry I didn't want to ignore anyone
I spent 1500 of my 1650 carats on that pink haired girl in the banner thing right now but I got nothing good. Oh well.
>>534320206
That makes sense I guess. I was a bit skill point starved though.

>>534318475
>hitting it from behind and then she turns around and gives you this face

>>534319738
Almond is so erotic....

>>534320175
I spent $600 leaf bux for kitasan nigger, our rubles are worthless and we live in a third world country, accept it.

Can Curren-chan be good without Kitasan black card?

>>534319883
Don't sell off all of your umas even if the run you had didn't go well, keep an eye out for blue sparks, the ones that have power/stamina/speed on them, and even if they are a 2* or so, you wanna keep those around so you can keep passing them on to new umas, especially if you get the white spark that has "URA Finale" on it because that one gives bonus speed and stamina as well, just don't immediately sell them.

>>534320175
you're supposed to pirate those games to save money for gachas

>>534320231
The worst thing about him is that he just disappears in S3 and Nature does his job for him

>>534319892
me x futa x female but I'm the futacock

>>534320279
trying way too hard

>>534319527
>Spe/Suzuka being the most boring pairing
>Boring races
>the finale being a 18 horse dead heat
Season 1 needed another rewrite

>>534320367
I play co-op with my friend on games...!
>>534320359
That's horrifying. Jeez.
>>534320268
I could mod them in!

>>534320068
same bro, i know i can get in a sweaty club with how much i play everyday so i just have to be lucky

shes simply the best to ever do it

>>534319883
>I just sell all my old trainees not in my team off for SP. Am I not supposed to?
Keep literally every veteran until you're full on them.

>Run is doing well
>3rd summer camp comes
>No rainbow speed training
>3rd summer camp ends
>Still no rainbow speed training
>Finally rainbow speed raining appears
>URA finals
Fuck my chungus life.
What are the chances of no rainbow speed for so many turns in a row with 3 speed cards, one being maxxed kitasan black.

>>534320405
Golshi...

534320279
I know you're trolling, but in the 5% chance you're just retarded, you're basically arguing against Japanese players

Kitasan is a scam...

>>534320464
High, considering this is Uma.
Go next.

>>534320381
I'm gonna punch Tickezo in the cunt

>>534320310
>piercing

>>534320448
>unique epithet and hot springs
nice

>>534320268
torrent is a literal phantom steed and helps you on your journey
it's literally tazuna

does Stamina Drain skill use current HP or MAX HP value for its calculation?

I can't stop going for every triple crown race... I just love to see my uma happy after a win

>>534317536
Still one of my favorite career stories, she has unwavering KAKUGO throughout the story despite all the physical hardships and actually has a "glass leg" condition in a lot of the career where racing at all will drain extra energy but she eventually grows much stronger with (You) and especially at the end she talks a lot about being etched into eternity with (You). Basically as far as I can tell she's one of the first training stories where Cygays starts to really turn the dial up on the gachikoi

>>534320243
Nobody likes the french.

>>534320459
oh...ok. Well I'll try then

>>534320279
ok if you need to be spoonfed this desperately newfag....
>you need to be blocked for it to do anything, and if you're blocked you might lose even with amazing stamina
>it's early race which means if you're missing 2% then 3.5% of the 5.5% is wasted
>its early race which means there's a tiny window for it to trigger at all as it's only about 1/6th of the race

>>534320421
Explain why it's bad then when it triggers after you've already lost 5.5%? Let me guess, youtube man said that the google doc said so...

>>534320464
mlb kitasan only has a 33% chance of showing up
while unlikely, you can still get rawdogged by rng
just like how you could have 0 specialty priority and yet still somehow get multiple rainbow trainings turn after turn
all chance, baby

>>534320310
I'm sorry this is a game about horses, not cows. Please see yourself out.

>>534320279
It takes you more than half of the opening leg to use up 5.5% HP, so unless the skill triggers at the end of the early race, some of it will be wasted. On many tracks, such as the next CM track, you will also get Swinging Maestro on the first corner during or shortly after the opening leg ends, so if you already had an early gold recovery, Maestro can end up being almost completely wasted.

>>534320440
you can coop with friends on pirated copies if your friends are also on pirated copies

>>534320231
Spicaman is a based molester

>>534275220
>>534278745
based translate-kun!

>>534320624
getting brocked is bad

>>534318257
From what I know about the IRL Gold Ship, you wont want to fuck any of the other Umas after Goldshi has her way with you.

>>534320642
I suppose that's true

>>534320597
it's fun + you are gonna need those skill points and fans anyway

>>534320405
Isekai, but anon reincarnated as a penis.
He got cocked hard.

>>534320589
max. but non-gold skills are typically only 1% so you really need to stack a bunch of them for it to matter, and even then you're only cucking people barely past the threshold.

>>534320491
Oh no not the heckin Japanese players!

>>534320689
my wife

>

Iron Will is worth its right bros...

>>534320268
wrong!

>>534320624
because it costs an absurd amount of points you can spend on better skills, and the vast majority of the time it will trigger before you have spent enough stamina granting even less value

>>534320439
Given the finale, I doubt they were planning for more seasons when S1 was finished.

>>534320071
neither of those survive.

>>534317536
It really seems like they doubled down hard on the stories of the horses with really sad stories like they also did with Aston Machan's story, really cool, gonna be nice when they come around to global and they make me want to kill myself more than I already do.

>>534320848
bro your wallet??

>>534320624
>explain why a lottery ticket is bad when you win the lottery with it
retard, it's bad because not every ticket wins

>>534320879
>I WILL WIN THE TOKAI DERBY AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>view results
>4th
pathetic excuse of an uma.

>>534320880
>Maru
>already raped him 50 years ago

>>534320880
Why would she plan that?

>>534320880
>while shouting her moms name
kek
But what was Taiki's advice?

>>534320305
good taste but its better if you just get enough for a spark for a girl that you like, watch the banners in jp then find one on the 1year gap or cards, then get enough overtime as you keep rolling along the way with some good umas, or if you want more to use

>>534320464
getting a run where you
>don't get box memed in early races
>don't get random mood downs in a row
>get mood up events in best spots
>supports group into the stats you want to level up early
>get lots of multi rainbows (when you have the energy to do them)
>get all the skill hints you want
is very unlikely
usually your run doesn't get even half of these

>>534320848
ive been running her over mayano for my 2 stamina, i cant stand how long it takes to get topguns friendship up

>>534320782
naruhodo

>>534319892
based, just... fucking based

>>534320880
>SHE needs to be HER number 1 rapist
uhhhh
>raped him while shouting her moms name
UHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>raped him on rudolfs desk
>raped him gently
>too embarrassed to rape him

>>534320880
cute vodka

turning this shrine priestess into an anal priestess

>>534320889
It's cheaper than other stam golds and the majority of the time it triggers after 5.5% stam has been spent. Play the game instead of watching youtube faggots.

why doesnt this bitch suzuka give me left handed???

>>534315851
I just left 10hours ago

>>534320310
hot

>>534320624
are you really this desperate for any social interaction that you need to be a contrarian about something and pretend not to understand 2+2=4 so people will spoonfeed you on it?

>>534321198
because you keep choosing the top option.

>>534321067
White sparks, Tazuna, and front running with a stat gap fix 3 of those.

Who could defeat her?

>>534321050
American umas like it in the butt?

>>534315851
I'm leaving if dancho doesn't get more fans AND kick the inactives in the next couple of days.

>>534321065
That's fair. Guess I'll save up. You need like 30,000 carats for a "spark" right? That's a crazy amount. Insane to think that's like...300+ USD of carats

>>534321024
shut up you hag
she will win it while you are stuck sitting on a chair for the rest of your life

Does iron will trigger fast enough to make use of groundwork?

>>534320046
Definitely have seen from the past 10 years that it's a certain type of post-moot newcancer that has a melty over yuri being posted or mentioned on 4chan (formerly 4channel (formerly 4chan)), shame that rapeape loves this type of newcancer
>>534319527
I see this shit endlessly parroted without a single receipt of any owners saying a single thing about what they didn't like about the PV

>>534321040
holy fucking wife

>>534315851
in /umagg/ since day one or two, very chill and I'm happy with it

>>534320614
>its early race which means there's a tiny window for it to trigger at all as it's only about 1/6th of the race
That's a little bit misleading. Many skills (the ones with phase_random in their triggers) pick a single random point in their respective phase where they want to trigger. It's not like you have multiple chances to trigger them, even though they happen in a much longer phase.
So for example Gourmand picks one point in the mid race where it will trigger if you pass the wit check. Swinging Maestro picks one point on the first (or 3rd depending on track length) corner where it will trigger if you pass the wit check. Sleeping Lion picks one point in the mid race where it will trigger if you pass the wit check and are in the last 25% of the field (that makes it a pretty bad skill).
On the other hand, Iron Will can actually trigger at any point in the first phase after 5 seconds have passed, as long as you've been blocked in front for at least a second. It's still a bad skill, of course, I just wanted to clarify that most recovery skills don't have multiple chances to trigger either, so they don't have an advantage in that regard.

>I'm getting ~500k fans a run farming white sparks
>no club so it's all being wasted

this club search function fucking blows

ROOM ID: 41491777

Anyone can join but GOLDSHIPS only! For comparison and testing purposes!

>>534321407
I can't believe they removed us from the rentry because we have an optional discord
I just joined recently

You guys aren't that stupid, are you?
You do know that on average you use up 5% of your stamina around halfway through the opening leg, right?
And that early race stamina restores would have to trigger literally the instant you get out of the starting gate to be 'wasted', correct?
You do your research and don't just parrot the popular opinion like an NPC, yeah?

>>534321282
I know /uma/ unanimously believes she's the best wife, but does anyone has any complaint about her? I can't find any.

>>534321245
>Youtube man said bad so it bad
Retard

Post 'em.

>>534320597
i always try to get one or two crowns when running umas for the skill points, plus in the case i use them in TT or CM i can see them being talked like that

>>534321480
>discord club
you can stay out

>>534321525
>>534321282
>whore
>best wife
Wrong

>>534321161
don't tell me that's how jp version is right now

Where the fuck is the gold ship event??

>>534321525
boring

>>534321182
the majority of the time it doesn't trigger at all, but I'm clearly replying to someone being a contrarian on purpose so I'm not sure why I'm bothering pointing out the obvious.

season 3 sucked

>>534321407
Peculiar song choice

>>534321598
lol

>>534321595
I'm not even in the club discord
I just trade shoos

>>534321598
no that's just a shitpost edit of 3 different scenario's worth of mechanics combined

>>534321661
agreed. It lacked soul and the protagonist was lame

>>534321471
can't sign up within 15 minutes of start time

>>534321403
Yea

>>534321397
You lost, tranny

>>534320931
>bakuchin
so fucking cute

>>534321504
I can ignore the western grifters but why does JP man say its bad?

>>534321504
>And that early race stamina restores would have to trigger literally the instant you get out of the starting gate to be 'wasted', correct?
this happened to my oguri earlier
bofa is dogshit and so is iron will

>>534321657
It does. You would know that if you actually played the game instead of parroting your favourite faggot youtuber.

>>534320692
i play nightreign with friends on pirated copies, the only thing i do not think you can do is mod the game, but the other things are fine

>>534321553
I'll be fine, right? H-haha...

>>534321525
Minor nitpick but she looks way too special for her loser generic npc gimmick, she looks like a Persona character.
Now Yukino Bijin tho

>forgot to put Creek on the deck
>it's a borrow run
FUCK

>>534321824
desu that does sound based, thanks

>>534321525
Not really, no. The ones that do aren't people, they're SEAniggers.

>>534321785
Iron Will, specifically, is inconsistent because it relies on you being blocked which won't always happen
Early race stamina restores are not inherently bad however
Other skills that are less selective but activate early race like Calm and Collected and Keen Eye are fine

>>534321379
it's 30,000 yes. not as crazy as you'd think when looking at the game overall, Golshi Week starts today and it gives about 6000 gems through a login bonus and then like 20 free rolls split between uma and support. f2p typically get a spark every 2 or so months, excluding the one-time stuff for a big early lead.
if you look at cost in cash to straight up buy a spark it's expensive yeah, you don't spark with cash unless you're a whale. the cheap bundles for like $4 for 10 rolls and some resources or the monthly repeatable $7 for 20 pulls are pretty reasonable, and later on we get stuff like a battle pass which is loaded with value on the paid side.

>>534320931
Is shouting BAKUSHIIIIN some sort of genetic memory for her and our children or what?

>>534319930
It was one guy who has not given his blessing to any horse racing game though some of them have just outright ignored him

is bringing an uma to 4 stars worth it? i could get Curren there if i spend 30 or so statues

>>534321504
you can get better skills for the points

So when the youtuber, whose guides you all seem to follow, gets a shitty chanmi result you will finally realize how retarded you were for listening to them, right anon?

I don't think I'll ever get as lucky as I did in this run, therefore, this is the peak of what I can do. Opinions?

Kingu = My clubmates
Curren chan = me (i burned out and will quit soon)

Alright I'm gonna fucking say it I don't care anymore.
TM Opera O sucks, ugly ass character that looks like a male and not only that she's fucking retarded, fuck the gacha system that gave me her. IT'S NOT FAIR! I DIDN'T WANT HER.

>>534322021
>though some of them have just outright ignored him
holy based
details?

>>534322075
Just look at the stats you'd get, they're literally right on the star page. And decide if you want that

Kitasan Black, I love you

>>534321504
The problem isn't just that it has to trigger in the second half of the opening leg to be worth it, and that Iron Will has an additional requirement to trigger, but also that Swinging Maestro usually happens around the end of the first leg, unless you're on a very long track. You might be able to squeeze in one 5.5% restoration, but another one triggering right after is a guaranteed waste.

>>534321525
She's not the best, there are 2 better than her.

>>534321661
diamond breaking the satono curse was good
shame it wasn't the focus, but at the same time it would have probably felt overdragged if they did the whole season about it

AAAAAAAAAAA

>>534322094
>missing one inherited unique
enjoy getting dabbed on by 3-unique umas

Opera getting raped by futa Doto after teasing her too much

>>534322094
It still dies to the debuffers. Go test it in room races.

>>534322126
you might be gay

Wife.

>>534320880
>while shouting her moms name
would she really?

>>534320931
I see Agent Park Shin-O successfully infiltrated under deep cover.

>>534322010
That's fair I guess.

When will umas understand that trainers are their teachers, not boyfriends/fiances?

>>534321441
this entire post is missing my point. I didn't say the other gold skills had unlimited chances to trigger, I said Iron Will has a tiny window to meet it's very specific condition in or it can't trigger. that's completely accurate.
Gourmand/Maestro don't have this problem because they don't have missable conditions, you will always enter corners/straights/ect and then just have the wit check once you're at the one you roll at. Iron Will has to meet a rare condition in a very specific segment of the track, Swinging Maestro would be dogshit too if it said you needed to be blocked on a corner to trigger it.

>>534320916
bro i had read some weeks ago a blog about a guy talking about aston machan carrer and im not ready for it when she reaches global

I can't call myself a trainer seriously after looking at her...

>>534322015
>breeding with her bricks your bloodline with retardation

where do i blow these coins

>>534322262
Opera's small, feminine penis flopping around and leaking seminal fluid with consecutive prostate orgasms as Doto's thick manly futa penis absolutely rearranges her insides.

>>534322401
You are literally a homosexual

>>534322442
You want to win, right? There's your ticket right there.

>>534322429
fucking donkey

>>534322429
what is the appeal of NERDS? it's fiction you can have a super hot model

>>534322284
Nah you're the homosexual here.

>>534322442
Tikezo and big mac

>>534322348
she makes the funniest noises

>>534322405
>Iron Will has to meet a rare condition
Having an uma in front of you is not a rare condition unless you're a front runner anon...

>>534322094
>therefore, this is the peak of what I can do.
The cap?

NIGGERS HAVE GONE INSANE I CANT GET THAT SHIT

>>534322429
>falling for a horse named mcfucking Rob Roy

Does late surger ever get fixed?
Front has the lead
Pace is behind front and at the head of the pack which has less chance of getting boxed
End goes through the side unless uma is rushtarded
Meanwhile late goes smack dab in the middle of the pack no matter how many vision or positioning skills you give and has a far higher chance of getting boxed to the point positioning skills get neutralized due to being surrounded from all sides

>>534322401
you're bound to develop feelings for somehow you see every day for 3 years, it could be friendship, rivalry, comradery, etc. but since they are dumber than average ningen women they fall in love instantly

>>534322348
erm, I believe you posted MY wife, clearly there's some mistake here

>>534322401
>"hey mom, how did you meet dad?"
>"well, he used to be my trainer when I was at Tracen"
the problem comes from home

>>534322506
>>534322620
is ticket good? why is it good

>>534322649
This is true
>>534322786
We are one and the same

>>534316373
god I am so gay for this boyfaggot

>>534322774
fix that WIT

>>534322836
Skills good

>>534322649
I like the little MOU at the fan fest.

>>534316363
is this real or even important? i wanna play

>>534322006
What was the point of this character in S3?

>godly hint luck
>good luck with training and inspiration
>it's senior year jan and I haven't seen a single event chain for Super Creek, Kitasan or Eishen
S-surely the game is just pacing the energy and mood ups for when I need them right? Surely they won't brick another of my Umas with no Maestro r-right?

>>534321785
>have to meet a condition you never want to meet period (being blocked)
>if you meet that condition you might lose even with unlimited stamina because when your brocked your brocked
>have to meet this condition in a very tiny section of the track for it to actually get the full benefit, we're talking about like 1/16th of the track length
>have to not then waste another recovery skill like BoFA which can also trigger on the 1st straight or Swinging Maestro which can trigger on the 1st corner merely seconds after the only good time for Iron Will to trigger, because in the scenarios where Iron Will successfully heals you 5.5% but then Swinging Maestro happens right after and only heals 1%, you just wasted 4.5% due to Iron Will.

it's dogshit and the guy saying "hurr durr think for yourself" has failed to provide a single argument of merit that explains away these points.

>>534322774
Stop making your umas retarded.
You need more WIT

>>534321661
yeah, me

>>534322271
>936 stamina (actually 976 because of standard distance) plus two golds dies to debuffers
>on fucking 2400m
at this point i'm convinced you niggers would say 1200 stamina isn't enough
what are you going to do on the 3200m CM we're getting next

>>534322882
Damn I fucked it up...

>>534322348
>>534322786
>>534322882
Can you liars stop claiming shes your wife? I have her here in our own private onsen right now.

>>534322968
You should be asking what was the point of S3.

>>534322649
>like winning ticket and fuku
im starting to think i just like umas that scream funny noises

>>534321553
its over for me

>futurity stakes
>2nd
>nose
BITCH

>>534322401
Bourbon's father used to be a trainer

>the newest discord raid is spamming "youtube man" and unironically shilling iron will, which has not had a single period of being valuable in the entire 4.5 years of the JP game existing
just gross

>>534323031
thanks for playing globalbnigger

>want to play
>these niggers are still hiding the gold ship event

>>534322442
mcqueen needs lb3
just check the cards you'll figure out what they do

This kills the Tachyon.

>>534322891
>>534323013
This is a cope
My Grass had over 400 more wit than everyone else yet she still got boxed in some random OP (not even G3) race
I watched the whole race, she didn't even get any debuffs like rushed

>>534323057
NEIN

what is the different between acceleration and just speed on skill description

>>534322968
She has a cute hat

>>534321661
true

>>534315851
Everyone's great in my circle, active, grinding fans without being too sweaty with the quota, shoe requests on a new day get filled in two minutes. Will probably finish A+ tier.

>>534323164
>tricking literal retards
dunno how this could even be fun

>>534323031
you're right, some people completely overestimate the impact of debuffers, but at least on 3200m we'll have way less debuffs than on Medium

>>534321661
Cinderella gray is going to end up carrying the future hopes of anime series. And ill be here taking my table scraps of 30 seconds of minnie being on screen, saying one line and then it jumps back to an Oguri race.

>800 is enough
>no 1000 is enough
>no 1200 is enough
>no actually just give up in advance

I HATE /uma/ for not saying to wait sooner, I want to use the carats to roll for Narita Taishin and her banner ends like day 12, I could use getting 500 carats quicker.

>>534323235
pure pokke cope

>>534323031
Anon my oguri has 900 stam and 2 golds, my agnes has 850 stam with her unique, a white and 2 golds. In the cm tests against good debuffers they both die. Go chekc in game or use the simulator against good debuffers and you will see the same.

>>534322882
hey anon nice soundpost.... NOT!!!! ROFL you fucked it up, FAGGOT!

Oh Haythere, anons.
Our club has an opening, please put /uma/ in your bio and be active.

Wake me up when Gold Ship invades.

>>534322649
I love listening to her.
https://youtu.be/fujSx-uq2-s?si=XaR-L6v2uP2ch0MP

>>534322652
the condition is not having an uma in front of you. it's having an uma in front of you for a minimum of 1 second, in a specific window that only lasts about 5 seconds long, because the skill can't trigger in the first 5 seconds and can't trigger after the early race ends.

>>534323292
acceleration is useless when you're at top speed
speed is useless when you're not at top speed
you want acceleration the moment the final leg starts and at the very beginning of the race if you're a front runner, but nowhere else
you want speed pretty much everywhere except for the beginning of the final leg, but it's best in the second half of the mid race and in the last spurt

>>534323414
What's the guts value?

>>534323492
she's invading your face with her fat fucking H88 ass

>>534323418
I KNOW! Its not even mine, I just saved it...

>>534323448
Discord club btw.

>>534323292
Did you fail middle school physics?

when did you realize that Uma Musume is procreating propaganda

>>534323574
Like 400

>>534315851
I quit my last club in order to start one with my two frens, very comfy. We had a new player Haru join yesterday so now there's four of us, exciting!

>>534323654
name 1 uma who has had sex

>>534323592
I need more Umas with huge backside

>>534323227
But McQueen seems fine on LB2? Rice Shower and Winning Ticket really want to be more than that.

>>534322916
it's real but it only matters if you're desperate to get 564 gems ASAP. you'll get them all either way but you'll be 564 gems ahead of everyone else for 10 days if you login after the event begins properly.

>>534323716
oguri's mom
king halo's mom

>>534323654
S1

>play like 10 cm lobbies, both public and /uma/
>see 0 front runners in any of them
>mfw suicide urara strat might be viable
shes going to terrorise the track

i want to see more uma tits

>>534323716
my trainee. All of them

Why are tracen academy students such horny unhinged sluts for random ojiisan cock?

They are literally out prostituting themselves for free on the streets instead of training

>>534321480
Did some faggot ACTUALLY remove it from the rentry because of that? Come the fuck on now lmao

>>534323781
thats 2 umas

you lose

>>534322987
>Almost every single turn just ends without an event and when it is it's a random fucking card not in my deck
>no maestro
>no professor of curvature
Fuck this retarded shit. Why the fuck are you doing this on a run with great hints? Why the FUCK is the game allowed to even do this?

>>534322882
STUPID MATIKANEFUKUKITARUPOSTER DIE DIE DIE

>>534323531
well if you're taking Kyoto 3200m for example, the early race lasts about 30 seconds (and you have no swinging maestro after, since it'll trigger on the third corner), so you have 25 seconds to trigger iron will. desu it's not the worst skill in this format where you're desperate for any recovery you can get, might actually be better than sleeping lion.

surely this run will be the one where i get both swinging maestro and professor of curvature...
no? ok, on tot he next...

>>534323716
All the umas who gave birth to the ones present in the game

I Matikant live without her anymore...

>>534323603
If you are really desperate for shitposting there are better generals for that.

Hey look, it's Machan!

I don't like Matikanefukukitaru because she's making me like the idea of crazy bitches into horoscopes and tarot cards.

>>534323716
Oh and I guess Halo's mum

good for CM? I have some of the good situational skills.

>>534322126
*rapes you*

>>534323816
air groove has to overwork herself being the morality police 24/7 because otherwise tracen would degenerate into a brothel within a single season

Testing my babbin for CM come
76846476

>>534324053
Your stamina???

>>534322882
>>534323593
the absolute state of firecuck user

>>534324015
At least you know she's mentally stable under her crippling self worth which she supplants with lucky charms.

Stop banging my umas.

>>534323293
I was mad when I saw her hat because it confirmed they made hats specifically for umas. Prior to that I had only seem Tannhauser and Festa's modded hats.

>>534323760
>No hint levels

>>534324051
they look like they rape shotas

>>534323820
cuma mindbroke /uma/ too hard so any club with a discord got caught in the crossfire

>>534320906
>>534320210
>>534320260
What about this one?

>>534323870
Don't bother anon. These retards would rather take professor of curvature every run and get no benefit from it at all in the majority of cases. They have no idea how the game actually works and just follow a youtuber/document that some shitter made.