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>Game News (EN)
Current Rate Up: Curren Chan (3*), Yukino Bijin (SSR), (SSR), Nishino Flower (SR), Narita Taishin (3*), Yaeno Muteki (SSR), Zenno Rob Roy (SR)
Next Rate up: Smart Falcon (3*), Super Creek (SSR), Tazuna Hayakawa (SSR)
Main Story Chapter 3 is up.
8/7 - 8/22: Golshi Week Celebration
8/17 - 8/27: CM Taurus Cup - Tokyo 2400m, left, spring, sunny, firm
8/21 - 8/30: Legend Race
8/28 - 9/10: Story Event
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>Game News (JP)
Current Rate Up: Satono Crown (Alt 3*), Cheval Grand (Alt 3*), Win Variation (SSR), Duramente (SSR)
Legend Race vs Sakura Bakushin O (Alt) and Biko Pegasus will be held on 8/7
LoH Long will be held on 8/12, Sapporo, 2600m, right, summer, sunny
Pakalive Vol. 56 4.5th anniversary stream on 8/22
CM Classic will be held in September, Kyoto, 2000m, right, autumn, sunny

>IP News
Umamusume 6th Live Event Autumn Leg will be held on 10/18-19
https://umamusume.jp/contents/event/tnf6th-autumn/

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>All Guides & Resources
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>20 bucks for an Uma
Grim

TAKE OFF!

Teio!

>>534588145
paying $20 is better than paying $410

>>534588181
Oguri Crap. Crap as in shit.

>>534588181
Ho, ho, hee, hoo!

AND she got a 3* power spark
truly the best ending

whoever is in charge of the rentry, put shortstack in there

21/30

>>534588181

haha funny horses making funny face

How good the Dober pussy could be? All the Uma legends agree that it was the best of their lives.

sniffing Grass Wonder's big sweaty butt
sniffing Tazuna's large sweet smelling butt

>buying skills before beating the finales
you didn't beat the game

How many toilets has Oguri Crap backed up?

any good replacements for Rice Shower's card when training Nice Nature? I don't have the support points to level it and it's only 2*

>>534588145
stop being a poorfag

>>534588324
>21/30

wow that was fast

>the JP guide maker is back with another vid
>he's saying that you should use speed sparks for Gold Ship cause she has 0% growth rate on Speed
wtf /uma/ told me speed sparks are worthless?

>>534588181
Oguri, call >>534588293 a knobhead

>>534588537
its mostly because sakuraniku imploded for whatever reason, shortstack has a bunch of refugees

>>534588496
>That split second that you're unsure whether this is going to be a cartoon joke or realistic gore
>Turns out to be a cartoon joke
Oh dear.

Do you make Taiki and Maruzensky the parents even though they have bad affinity for the skill inheritance? Or is there another way to breed them?

Are Gold Ship's own skills worth it? How often do you run downhill in her career?

burying my face in manhattan cafe's sweaty bush

>>534588496

>>534588496
Why is this predator allowed in Tracen Academy?

i feel like this card wouldnt be that bad if it wasnt for the fact that it eats 40 energy in her event chain

>Good afternoon, we're investigating the various rape claims on Tracen Academy grounds. Do you have any information about that to share?

>>534588763
a lot actually, i get night owl way too many times

Join
82074889

>>534588558
That's what I've been doing because I noticed I could get her to 1000 stam with just two stam cards anyway.

>>534588181
>mfw I do the same gesture

Since its summer break for college Uma has sucked all my afternoons since release, I want my free time back, set me free

>>534588757
you can make up for their poor affinity with other uma by running a lot of g1's, other than that you can use grandparents with high affinity

Shin_arisu was one of the most helpful in Sakuraniku, hope he joins us in Shortstack now

Literally how are you guys making these 1200/900/1000+ Golshi monsters? This is the best I can do, on a run where everything finally went right.

First stakes on the freshly 3*'d Golshi are HOPEFUL

God, I love Nice Nature so much!

>Some people are questioning Air Jihad, saying it is more suitable for the golden generation than King Halo, which had poor results . In fact, among Japanese horse racing fans who watched Uma Musume, some wondered why King Halo was the golden generation.
>On August 8, 2025, Grass Wonder died of old age and [Air Jihad] became the only surviving word among classical generations in 1998, which was called JRA golden generation in 2025 .[2]

>>534588415
What's your clock count bro?
How many careers have you failed bro?
Did you know that skill hints have a max and some you won't get hints for no matter how much you save?

Stop being a shit trainer and buy that skill you got via parents that won't pop up again.

>>534588763
Fairly common, actually

>>534588496
my fucking sides

>>534588496
>super creek missed her hourly creampie

>>534588927
MLB cards
that's basically it

>>534588803
anyone who tries to stop her ends up babbling about goo goo babies before being carted off to a asylum

>>534588927
sometimes you gotta be lucky and take risks

>>534588849
Event effects are like the hidden factor of every card which can make or break it, that's why you check Gametora.

>>534588927
post deck

>>534588880
im already in a club thanks

>>534589005
skills blow

>>534588927
99% of them are whales with a maxed out full deck, along with >A parents with cracked sparks

How good is Trackblazer as a recovery?

Why are women like this?

Okay.
So. RE________WA_____

>>534588927
are you using mlb cards + mlb kitasan? even 3 0lb sr's with an mlb kita should be able to come close to capping speed. try maxing speed/stamina training as early as possible to mitigate bad rng

>>534588965
What if they just called her "Air J."?

>>534588965
>Air Jihad
>not wearing a turban
wtf

CM test
22927149

i buy star pieces and clock in daily shop, money is not enough for anything else

Digitan LOVE

>>534588851
Please help... She keeps on making me play goo goo babies...

>>534588965
Air Jihad seems to be a pretty unpopular name after 9/11

Saving for my Championfu.

>>534589086
See pic.

>>534589246
I only prioritized speed and stamina. If I go all in on speed, I die on stamina. If I try to fix that, I get what I posted.

>>534588927
literally just get good parents

>>534589308
Idk how I won that since my retard nature didn't pop a single gold debuff but ill take it

>>534589201
Her personality really makes me want to waterboard her

when is gentilabooba gonna drop?

>>534588851
>sorry pal, wouldn't know anything about it

How hairy are umamusume legs?
Do they have to shave them regularly? I would imagine they would need to for aerodynamics, but do they get hairy in the first place?

It doesn't seem like any of the anime seasons cover this.
Are there any in-game events that do?

>>534588965
Please stop mentioning him I don't want edgy retard 15 year old SEA monkeys to discover him and make the most dogshit memes imagineable

Why do I always end up having to send Gold Ship to the glue factory? This is like my sixth try and I don't know what I'm doing wrong.

>>534588927
Wanna hear something worse? Those "monsters" still get crushed by meta builds

>>534589552
Like three years from now or something like that.

>>534589201
TM Opera is the most insufferable uma of all, no one comes close

>>534589439
are you sure your run was as good as you think? i could see that deck getting 1.1k speed 900+ stamina easily with good rng

with anti debuff coating on my teio, cm champion would be mine easily

>>534589198
instant glue

>>534588965
kingu > mortal jihad

Save and roll for who you like
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=euwj8qLrTak

>>534589643
you can't just bring Tazuna or wit when your cards are such low LB, try 3 speed 3 stamina or 2 speed 4 stamina

>>534589529
Is that full stam sparks?

>>534589439
mlb Kitasan boosts you quite a bit since it enables your friend slot to get MLB Creek

But its not too uncommon for people to have setups like these for now, even as f2p/low spender. i havent spent that much and this is my setup

As more SSRs get released you will notice the distance growing more and more since big spenders will get more MLB SSRs while everyone else sticks to MLB SRs

You will see the difference on Aoharu Hai when S rank is more common

>>534589671
damn, doubt i'll even be playing still then

>>534588851
Shock! If I had heard anythign of the sort officer I would have reported it
any claims such as >>534589391 are mearly trainers not reading thier contracts fully. *cat sound of agreeement*

>>534589645
I thought Goldship was the meta?

>>534589780
I can't wait to get this little minx

This game isn't every f2p friendly if I'm gonna lose every career without having meta support cards

>>534589439 (Me)
Oh, and parents were in power and speed.

>>534589529
Your parents? I've tried taking a 9stam parent and running 4spd+2stam but still have trouble reaching my stam goals.

>>534589715
I can only say it was better than the last 8 runs. My rainbow luck is dogshit.

Man she's so far away...

>>534588851
Leave this to me, officers.
>>534589559
Here.

is this good for team trials?

>>534588965
Jihad is a no-no word worldwide. Thank Americans for that one.

>>534589890
>till failing the career
just witmax if you can't get there

>>534589643
>speedmaxxing goldship
she needs stamina

>>534588181
>dick on forehead

>>534589830
8 stam, 3 speed 6 power

>>534589408
americans ruin things like usual

I will pull on the super creek banner despite only having 10k and there is nothing you can do to stop me.

>>534589643
surely you have a better stam card than rare mcqueer?

>>534589965
mmmmnyo

>>534589846
My gacha luck is worse than my rainbow luck, I pulled over 400 times for kita and still ended up in 2LB purgatory.

It's so over...

>>534589890
As a wise man once said:
Skill issue. Lol.

>>534589615
You can't really tell because of the anime artstyle, but Umas are covered in short fur, like real horses.

>>534589780
sex

>>534588349
Where is this from so I can avoid it?

>>534589890
you just don't know how to play
you don't know what makes support cards good
try to learn once

>>534588323
We love to see it.

>>534589198
We hate to see it.

>>534589971
And its a damn shame, because it literally means Crusade.

>>534590064
Same boat. Waiting for the uncap gems for 2lb kitasan.

>>534589971
>Thank Americans
>The country that actually got attacked and not the attackers
Derangement syndrome/inferiority complex on display

>>534590075
I see 718 extra careers right there?

>>534589890
bakushin until you learn to play

Can I get some general advice for long distance runners?
I'm genuinely stuck in B+ because since they need stamina to get stamina to S or SS means (to me) failing to get enough speed or power, I just can't find the way to do a good stat distribution even though I think I have a fair enough variety of cards in at least LB2...

>>534588145
where?

>>534590204
he'd rather get no chance at the next support card than actually playing the game

danchou pls dont kick me, I'm just trying to upgrade my TT Urara....

>>534589890
bro you can beat career and land A ranks without anything close to going beyond f2p

Why does Suzuka only run G2 races?
Is the IRL horse that terrible?

>>534590178
Zip it, all racing horses are from the Middle East(The Arabian), without them all horses would shitters who wouldn't outrace a camel.

>>534590283
>Needing to get stamina to S or SS
Your gold recoveries?

>>534590283
Just neglect power and spam gold skills.

All you need to make a good Uma, stop witmaxxing

>>534590043
I've been playing for like ten days and all my stam cards are on screen. I'm trying to reach 30k carrots for Super Creek.

Who do you have at potential 5?

>>534590312
You better be refreshing your tp for a real fan run after that

Post sexy umas!

>>534590529
Goldshi.

Casual CM room for people who haven't prepared a lot yet: 82571245

Bring out your future glue

>>534589890
You get about 15k carats for free on a new account. Then like 10k more just by unlocking various low hanging achievements after playing a few careers even if you don't win them and maybe watching the story scenes for your umas.
Not to mention the crazy goldship event going on right now.

What did you do with all those?

That should easily gotten you some level 3-4 SRs even if your luck sucks like mine and you get almost no SSRs.
It doesn't matter if they are meta or not. A few leveled SRs + a borrowed MLB kitasan is enough to win career like 95% of the time.

>>534590178
>got attacked
LMAOOOOOO

>>534590312
My danchou:
>kicks people for doing only 500k fans a day for a week straight
>offline more than 2 days
We are a quota club so it doesn't seem out of place I just wonder why those people who got kicked just didn't leave at the start of the month like some others when the club transitioned into permastaying in the Top 100.

>>534590529
I think I'll promote Gold Ship next, just undecided on whether I want to use her for CM yet or not.

>>534590529

>basically the uma harvard of japan
>students are top of the line(even the mobs, well supposedly)
>playable cast and named cast are all breadwinners and hidden monsters
You know, looking back at the cast after watching cinderalla gray and making tracen look like the big H of uma japan for umamusumes with high standards and strict rules, haru urara being in tracen makes 0 sense unless she's a nepo baby

>>534588851
It's alright she's got consent.

>>534590529
None, but I have a few potential 3.

Do I just take triumphant pulse and homestretch haste with my remaining points and pray?

>>534590473
>>534590492
Alright, if only I could get rice to potential 5

>>534590715
She still ran in graded races against the best horses in japan

>>534590715
She is a DEI admit, real Harvard has them too

>>534590715
Haru Urara got that special kids program scholarship.

trainer, a second uma has hit your apartment

>>534590715
haru is so cute no one has the heart to let her go

>>534590776
wheres your curve
wheres your skillpoints even, you need to run more races bro at least the triple crowns

>>534590178
>Expecting 4chan to care about Americans
LMAO

>>534590776
Can't go wrong with triumphant pulse, no green skills to grab?

>get lots of good luck early in my run
>Kitasan and Spe events both choose to start in november on the third year

>>534590283
3 speed 3 stam and speed sparks.

>>534590734
>reddit tachyon

>>534590734
Why does the breeding form mention educational TV?

>>534589960
>alright pal, listen and listen well, since I'm only gonna say this once
>there's been talk around the campus
>they say that trainers who come here end up married one way or another
>one more thing: watch out for that director and her lackey, they're bad news
>I gotta split. Remember, you didn't hear nothing from me!

>>534590894
but she keeps getting 2nd in one of them aaaaaaaa.

>>534590681
>Reddit Ship
>Reddit Cap
>Agnes Reddit
Dear god...

>>534590715
She is a Nepobaby from Nippo Teio

who's another good uma to train for stam sparks if i'm already using golshi for a legacy? trying to make at least an 8* stam parent

>>534590957
You need to run faster.

Ahemm.. If scarlet is gay then why can she draw a perfect STRAIGHT line?

>>534590620
nta but i will be real i think some people just legit don't realize when a club implements a quota
like there's no easy-to-see announcement and the message log for club chats is really short so it's entirely plausible some people just never realize when clubs have a shift in their policy
the ingame communications are so dogshit in this game that i don't blame people for using Discord

>>534590939
We're making a "how to get impregnated" tape for Teio.

>>534588496
>>534588687
>>534588793
What causes this phenomenon and why hasn't super creek been reprimanded?

>Uma Musume Reddit Derby
No... T-this isn't happening...

Bros
its over

>>534590573
nothing personnel suzuka...

>>534590961
>Agnes Reddit

>>534590507
Read the main story and unlock the ssr mcqueen at least

TEIO DA!

More CM: 95081137

>>534590573
>concentration didn't pop, can visibly see the late start
I'll make her a winner yet (3 tries a day at a time)

>>534590507
>lvling up all R cards
holy based

>>534591147
>It's another AGEMASEN card
why

> ∴win Q.E.D.'s youre path

>>534590573
THIS IS FUCKING RIDICULOUS, 1200 spd + Med S isn't enough...

>>534591047
Can you explain the joke? I don't get it.

Wait, can Golshi unlearn a skill?
After one race, she got the gakekept debuff, and when I went to pay it off, it turned into focus at discount, but I'm 99% I had already bought the skill
Am I going crazy or what the fuck?

Ticket's SSR card is great until she devours 1/3 of your energy out of nowhere (the event never triggers when you have lots of energy to spare)

>>534591304
Bro your power?

>>534591304
entirely plausible your uma just didnt activate healing skills with low wit/lion's activation requirement sometimes being dogshit to activate

>>534591304
I'm pretty sure that goldshi also has Med S and it has better skills than your Taishin
I've only beaten it a couple of times myself

>>534591304

>>534590928
>tumblr cafe

>>534591284
>bringing one of the must avoid horses for this cm
Oh nono....

>>534591304
Did you get boxed or did your stam skills not proc? Distance usually means one of these two

>>534591486
Medium S status?

>>534591304
>that power
retardbro you're never gonna hit that 1200 speed with such a dogshit acceleration even with those accel skills
think of power as a bottleneck for speed

Where is all of the Narita Taishin horny art at? I'm mad at her for being rude to me, I need to cum to her tiny body.

>>534591456
37 = 73

>you dont need power cards bwo kitasan is enough
>tfw 1200/x/600

>>534581297
Except when it's her, then it's pure sex.

>>534590928
>crystal cafe

I'm safe right guys ?

>>534591456
>170 wit
canon goldshi

>>534590178
>The country that actually got attacked and not the attackers
How do we tell him?

>>534591547

So what exactly is the difference between Biwa and Ikuno character-wise?

>>534590961
>He said while browsing Redditchan

>>534591719
they're coming for you
be wary

>>534591152
I love this creature

>>534589960
I still dislike using such...methods. We're doing this by the book.

>>534590946
>Alright, let's go talk to some of the Trainers. Preferably without their Uma around.

>>534591456
No balls.

>>534591785
ANYON!?

Okay, Teio is benched for this CM, she's getting slaughtered out there.

>>534591785
MLEM MLEM MLEM MLEM MLEM

>>534591884
Anime Teio is actually good here since she can get 3 gold recovery skills assuming you still have the Spe event card

>>534591304
Why are you falseflagging my wife and uma?????

>>534591785

>>534591785
UMAPYOI UMAPYOI

>>534591841

>>534591785
phew, advertisers are safe

>>534590785
Your main-story given SSR McQueen with the golden recovery for Long?

>>534591719
I feel them on my heels.

>>534590715
This is actually mentioned in-game in the Narita Taishin voice events, so the games also have a similar world-view?

>>534591785
Alright, I'll throw a tenner at her now

>>534591785

>each win against superior opponent is worth a prize
>pop rain + parfait
>WIN
>WIN
>WIN
>WIN
>WIN
Oh baby. Those 10 carats taste oh so sweet. Just a shame it still wasn't enough to break into promotion range. Must not have been my Aces doing all the winning.

>>534591785
ANIKI GET DOWN

>we still don't have the update that makes it so resting in summer clears all debuffs


ahhh....

getting dirty with the lads

>>534591976
Hold on, I never claimed that was my Taishin. I was just shocked. Also, you can clearly see the gold borders aroudn the Golshi meaning that it's my Golshi

>>534591785
LICK LICK LICK LICK LICK LICK LICK LICK LICK LICK

>>534591817
>without their Uma around.
???

>>534589892
>>534589830
>>534590039 (me)
Granted you have to get lucky and have Creek actually show up on stamina training, but the reasoning behind the 5 speed deck is that the faster and easier it is to cap speed, the more turns I can spend training stamina. Don't underestimate the power of MLB Super Creek either, starting friendship gauge is critical because it means you can start training rainbow stamina earlier.

>>534591785
Yup I'm fapping to this later.

>>534592186
Taishin my anus anon!

>>534591785
WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH YATTO MINNA AETA NEEEEEE

>>534592181
filthy dirters

>>534591785
horse pussy

1 spot open for Basashi ! Just be active and try to do some runs

>>534591841

>>534592276
nothing wrong with getting stuck in the mud with the boys

>>534592062
That makes it even worse lmao

>>534592346
fucking lazy faggot

>>534592321
Yesterday it was just 1 run now its runs?
The standards just keep climbing...

Are clovers useless except for scout tickets?

>>534592186
>casual CM for people who haven't prepared much yet
shame on you for smurfing, that goldshi is a room regular

>>534591785
Why's her right hand backward

Have a spot for an active toreina!

>no discord
>frequent shoe trades
>A+ rank rewards, for those who care, at eom

Note: a club can only have as many applications as there are spots available and disappears from search as soon as it reaches “full” INCLUDING requests. So if you want to apply you should probably just post your id here

>>534592346
None of these are any good

How are you supposed to get 1200/800/900 on your end closer.... Should I use a power card here instead or what?

>>534592062
Urara had Kingu looking after her so she's always in perfect condition and always sleeps on time
Biwa and Tardkezo are enabling Taishin's downward spiral

>>534592473
Hey, I've been on a losing streak, I need my ego stroked

>>534592519
>3LB Dia
>1LB Kita
Bwo...

>>534590569
My needy wife

>>534592346
>AI-generated response to an AI-generated image
This thread is going well

>>534591785
oh my goodness gracious

>>534592519
I go for high POWER sparks, go 4 spd 2 stam, then focus

maestro on sprinters?

>>534590715
She is a breadwinner though. She may not the best racer but she's wildly popular, to the point of getting into Arima Kinen by fan votes.

>>534592321
what is considered a good club, I'm kinda new

>>534591841
take a mental journey to the world of aroma...

>>534591817
>without their uma around
You'll have better luck finding an uma without a tail.
I've got word that one of the trainerless umas is in the infirmary with no recollection of yesterday; it's not much but we might come up on something.

>>534592346
Let your brain do the thinking sometimes pajeetbro

>>534592464
I just type whatever, maybe next one will be no runs required

....Y'know, despite our legacy being multiple name changes I think Sakuraniku got to die out quite peacefully compared to other clubs

>>534592692
based

Is nishino flower good here for my med/long deck or should I use 2lb sweep tosho?
I've never procced charming in the last 5 runs but maybe one day

>Get good RNG run
>Inspirations go gold both times
>13* in medium
>3* in end closer
>2* in late surger
>hehe lets inspire late surger only
Yeah really funny

Yes, I main Rice
I think she has a wonderful personality and I very much enjoy her career.

>>534592801
99% of people who want to be in power, are the exact people who shouldnt be in power

>>534592851
>high initial bond gauge
>no specialty priority
flower might be the most troll card in the game

post something cute

>>534592801
Why did CUMA and Sakuraniku die whereas an even more tryhard club like Umao thrive? What is the latter doing correctly that CUMA and Sakuraniku failed at?

>>534592478
Bwo... is that the most creative name you could think of...

>>534592658

How many avg fans are you getting for your golshi run? I'm clocking about high 300k legend, and rarely 500k if races rng is good.

>>534592957

>>534592896
need more affinity bwo.

>4 SPD 2 STAM deck
> max lb kitasan, 3lb tosho
after 3 runs with golshi, not a single one with 1000+ SPD
It's so fucking over.

>>534592957

>>534592957

>>534592692
There's no other way Air Groove or King Halo survive their careers without overcommitting to stamina otherwise.

Look, I am here to TRAIN umas, not get banged up

>>534592957

>>534589965
No, power is too low.

>>534593090
use speed spark

>>534592957

>>534592957

>>534592957

I will not be running Oguri Cap (as in peak), Neicha, or Gold Ship this CM
I will simply train my three faves and let fate dictate the results

>>534593090
Stop training on single rainbows

>>534592957
>>534593094

>>534592969
cuma literally changed from casual to IM KEEPING A SPREADSHEET overnight
doesnt help that it happened way after 15th of the month AND the club wasnt even ranked

>>534592914
More like Rice Cake amirite?

>>534593189
Okay, now my WIT facilities are lvl 5 and my SPD facilities are lvl 3. What next?

>>534592519
Replace Dia-chan with MLB Cafe or Mayano if you have them. MLB King Halo has a power bonus if you have her too.

>>534593189
Do wit and wait for doubles?

>>534592727
>good club

The most important thing is that it’s good for you anon and how active you want to be, top 600 is about where you’re at with every day 3 runs and all required to do the same and it just gets exponentially more competitive from there.

>>534592957

>>534593281
kek

>>534593148
not cute
>redditcafe
>>534593167
gooner garbage
>redditagnes

>>534593281
Your speed is 1k+
Congrats

>>534593186
>oguri, neicha, and gold ship aren't his favorites

>>534593347
>redditcafe
bro doesn't recognize umas holy shit

>>534593090
literally you just have to pray you get all 4 to stack up during summer or in the lategame when it's level 5

>>534592969
Those clubs fell apart because their daichous decided to become main characters and burnt themselves out

>>534592760
It's our best shot. Tried talking to a Trainer earlier and felt like I was being watched the whole time.

>>534593094
I'm getting legit AGP looking at how soft Urara's legs look...

>>534593125
Women are stinky, disorganized and fart a lot

Having to live in the same room with them is not cute or comfy at all

>>534593341
Uma are for me.

>>534593347
>redditcafe

CM test room up
72231107

>>534593317
Yes
When you have 3+ of a type in a deck you're gonna avg better stats if you skip singles

>>534592995
Looks dangerous..
Luckily, I will never refuse.

>>534593139
If you know a nice mejiro ryan with good speed sparks and medium aptitud
send friend code pls

>>534591785
Umazing

>>534592957

>>534592957

so should I be pressing the wit training icon? JPman says you do...

>>534592957

>>534592969
>even more tryhard
That's basically it. The problem with CUMA was that the danchode wanted to turn it into an esports club when the club was mostly easy-going, and he committed the giant sin of recruiting random discorders.
Sakuraniku ran into a different problem where they had a few tryhard members who got really fed up with the danchou's indifference to inactives. Once their most active player left the rest of the castle crumbled.
Meanwhile if you look at ウマオオオオ any one of their top 10 players could easily be a carry for another /uma/ club. This kind of environment attracts more high fan count players who want to be in a club with other heavy grinders. I think they even have a waitlist so the danchou has no problem replacing underperformers with fresh recruits. They are in a very good position as far as /uma/ clubs go.

>>534593447
take this tranny faggot hiyyyyyyaaa

Tell me about Win Variation.

Is buying the rookie 3*/SSR packs and using the paid carats on the guaranteed 3*/SSR scouts a shit investment?

>>534593347
you fucking luddite kek

I forgot to do the optional race for a special mission again

>>534593395
I like them no doubt about that, but they aren't my favorites.

>>534593347
this anon doesnt even play the game
shoo

>>534592957

>>534593189
>>534593317
nta but i do this and then never get double/triple rainbows

>>534593537
Light O my wife...

>>534593447

>>534593561
>any one of their top 10 players could easily be a carry for another /uma/ club
>I think they even have a waitlist
Sounds miserable, hope they stick to their cord.

>>534593635
Yeah, better off maxing your Roth and putting the rest in index funds.

it's so hilarious that newfags got gaslighted into building 1000+ stamina and 2+ heals for this CM while leaving power at 700 or less
do all metafags want people to quit this game or something

>>534591962
Her unique doesn't activate at all

>>534592969
isnt umao literally a bunch of jp vets
they were always going to be ahead of the game

>>534593635
>investment
nigger it's a mobile game

>Is buying the rookie 3*/SSR packs and using the paid carats on the guaranteed 3*/SSR scouts a GOOD IDEA?
Do the trainee one if you haven't used the 3* redeem voucher otherwise use daily pulls because those 1500 paid carats are worth 30 pulls instead of 10 provided you're patient enough to wait a month

>>534593763
How is that my fault
Use cards with better specialty priority then

does anyone have that one manhattan cafe agnes tacheyon video?

>>534593635
I bought the scouting pack and got Taiki Shuttle from the ticket and then Maruzensky from the paid banner
Felt like that was super worth it, but it's gacha, so you could just get two of your least favorite uma.

>>534592957

>all this schizo club drama
i'm glad calumet is a chill club

>>534588051 (OP)
my latina wife, Dober

>>534593763
This is what I expect tp happen, but will try and see.

>>534593090
Do this
Thats what I do and it works for me

predictions?

>>534593943
vodkek

>>534593631
Gold Ship's bitch.

>>534593902
Most of the clubs are chill
It's just the 1 or 2 that have drama are constantly posting about it

>>534593943
sekai saikyo wa

>>534593943
2 duplicate that doesn't get you close to 3 stars

>>534593904
>latinx

Never got this from Arima on any of my other Urara runs

>>534593926
FUCK YOU

>>534590529
Spe is there because I'm just trying to get a little more money and then she'll be at 5 too.

>>534593943
Top Cun.

>okay what if we just dont have a single friendship draining during two summers
>and restrict friendship training to a single support at a time at all times
>wouldn't that be fucking funny
i hate this horse

If I get to this banner with let's say, 90k gems, can I get every horse until that point or is it overkill to blast that many gems in one banner?

>>534592969
>>534593852
UMAOOOO is a /gbfg/ colony. They have the most experience when it comes to Cygames grinds. While most people struggle to farm 2 million fans a day they are used to playing these games for 16+ hours a day even while working a 9-5. They are an entirely different breed from the average /uma/ anon. Do not compare other /uma/ clubs to them.

>I consistently win using 3 aces
>I consistently lose using even a single debuffer
How many people are still brainwashed into thinking they need debuffers?

>>534593943
Creek. That's what I got.>>534590529

>>534594096
you deserve it for bringing a wit card instead of another speed card

>>534593765
Just 3.5 years bro
Jesus...

>>534592992
It was made before all the other clubs here that started putting “/uma/“ in their name making it confusing, but no kek creativity was nit involved in the name and we had a laugh about it at the time.
The members could always vote to change it in the future as a club activity

>>534593984
>>534594030
>>534594031
>>534594092
>>534594161
it was mommy creek

>>534593347
>4chan Cafe

>>534594096
Should have whaled for kita.

>>534590529
Teio, anime Teio, and Tachyon

whats wrong anon, do these underage jailbait fillies make you feel some type of way?

>>534594114
Do it bro, fuck all the horses don't worry about what these other fags think.

What do you all think?

How's your star doing /uma/?

So from what i understand if you try to make a tryhard club in this game you will most likely fail unless your players have touched GBF before?

>>534594114
Average for 200 was something like 7 three stars + 1 spark however if you do go in with 90k you can simply stop pulling on a spark if you're satisfied.
Just don't be a retard that neglects his support cards.

>>534591519
Nobody will stop me from running Mejiro McQueen. No smelly asian NEET writing a 150+ pages document will tell me what umas to run.

>>534594269

>>534594114
it's 3 sparks, so you'd want at least 4-5 characters out of these to make it worth it (with 3 you can just spark their own banners)

>>534594316
Worth

>>534594214
Her voice is too deep. Feels gay

>>534594316
All in

>>534594316
How many turns left until the end?
if you're at risk of not getting 1200, go for it

>>534594269
horses are cute in a goofy alien sorta way aint they

VGHHH

>>534593121
Just run Vodka SSR.

>>534594269
>brown, white, browner brown
/uma/ demographics

>>534594114
You're going to start getting dupes at some point but you will have most of the roster in 600 rolls for sure

>>534594359
I did 400 rolls on kitasan. It's all uma from here on out.

>>534592478
I applied

>>534594382
I spot at least 18 uma I really really really want and several more I only really want.

>>534594359
>Just don't be a retard that neglects his support cards.
Besides Creek banner, is there any other card banner I should know?

???

>>534594405
>too deep
https://myanimelist.net/people/10981/Yui_Ogura

STOP THE COUNT

What the fuck do they mean by this. Is she Israeli?

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/cQmb7PoKNSI
REPEAT AFTER ME

>horse is a god at races between 2000 and 2400 meters
>sees that the course is just a couple of meters over 2400
>suddenly loses all of its max speed
what the fuck

>>534594382
Daily reminder that Summer Maruzensky is part of the Human Rights group. just like Kitasan and Seiun Sky. If you don't have them you are at an extreme disadvantage on every CM from then on.

>>534594614
I'd make at least 5 with her desu

>>534594405
>doesn't like a woman with a sonorous voice
I prescribe you as mega gay

>>534594559
ok, but you really want these more than the ones after? You have to consider that too.

>>534594672
i can see it

>>534594646
At 490, think I'll make it this week.

>>534594614
fingers on your prostate

>>534594672
ok *skip*

>>534594614
>pushes her weird fetish onto you
>be a faggot and "no way" her ass
>baby fever for 15 turns
The Super Creek experience.

Who would win?

>>534594403 >>534594439 >>534594456
It didn't pan out but I didn't get punished for it. Last turn anyways and URA finale was ez.

>>534594748

>>534594795
zuri prostate massage combo

>>534593318
My club is in like 6000th place but I do play atleast 3 matches a day, so perhaps I should trade up? My current club is just trading shoes all day

>>534594405
If you think that's deep just wait til you hear Sounds of Earth

>>534594648
It’s probably just a baseball thing since she loves going to games and cheering.

How about the scene where Maru and Pearl rape Golshi though

>>534594928
Yeah 6000 is terrible, join literally any other club

LANDIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGG

>>534594595
>uhh is there a meta support banner coming?
Well if you have good but non MLB SSRs then there's targeted banners for those so you can stop using that MLB tosho that doesn't give you charming and replace it with some specialized speed SSR.

>danchud kicked one of the active but low fan gaining members for a new member with over 100 million fans
Sprintbros... it's over!

>>534594928
Fan count?

I got kicked from my club…

How the fuck do people find active clubs without discord?

My rng on hotspring tickets is insane, i get 1 or 2 a day playing 5-6 careers a day

Narita probably isn't as suited for the track but i kinda wanna use her instead of goldshi in the CM bwos...

>>534595035

I apologize for having a wife and kid plus a fulltime job so I can't play 12 hours a day like some turboneets

>>534595035
retard, reveal yourself so they can kick you too.

>>534594795
>>534594917
I would instalose

>Reddit Suzuka
>Reddit Scarlet
>Reddit Wonder
>Sakura Reddit O
>Symboli Reddit
>Reddit Ship
>Reddit Urara
>Reddit Ryan
>Reddit
>Reddit Groove
>King Reddit
>El Reddit Pasa
>Reddit Ticket
>Reddit Shuttle
>Reddit Tachyon
>Super Reddit
>Reddit Week
>Reddit Teio
>Redditzensky
>Reddit Cap
>Reddit McQueen
>T.M Reddit O
>Biwa Reddithide
>Mayano Reddit Gun
>Mihono Reddit
>Reddit Shower
>Reddit Chan
>Reddit Taishin
>Matikaredditaru
>Nice Reddit

>>534595016
PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

>>534594932
Can't tell if dude or elderly woman.

>>534594648
She's passionate about baseball to the point of going to karaoke bars by herself to practice chants

>>534595035
>active but low fan gaining members
Sounds like someone who needs to do less chatting and more training. Want to danchos?

>>534594405
that's deep? neighga what

>>534595113
I got 0 during my first 3 weeks of play then 5 within the past week

>>534595035
Soulless as fuck
I hope your danchou gets fucked on banners like "that" danchou

>>534595035
YOU NIGGERS TOOK OWEN WILSON FROM US!!!!

>>534595045
16,320,747 started 2 weeks ago

>>534595146
It's okay bro
You can just do some on demand erp on my groomcord, bring your kid too so you can get that +400 carats once a month.

there was never any club drama when the game came out in jp, why are globalfags like this

>>534595273
Sorry you don't meet the quota.

>>534595035
Based. Now if my dumbass dancho followed and kicked all the sub 10mil shitters that only log in for the goldshi carats...

>>534595384
:(

bwos...

>>534588323
holy based anon
I have such shit luck with Teio it's not even funny. I'm doing 7+ Golshi runs per day for the event, because I need the monies to upgrade my umas (finally got max level Suzuka today), but when that's over I want to do Teio runs again. I've never won the Triple Crown

I think I'm too much of a softy
Each time I do a Rice Shower run, I wind up falling for her all over again
It almost feels manipulative how cute and adorable she is.

>>534594382
I want seiun sky, halloween creek, doto, princess, dober, cafe, top gun
maybe i should save...

>>534595494

are they ever going to add a filter to the skills list when learning skills?
i've seen how many skills the japanese players get on their horses and i shudder at the thought of scrolling through a list of like 80 skills with this poorly designed UI.
i'd just like to not see FRONTRUNNER specific skills on my horse that has a G in it.

>>534593546
Please don't post Taishin, I'm trying to save my carats.

Where are these actually?

>>534595151
the best combo is a rimzuri while she's tweaking your nipples tbqhwyf

>>534595330
>
LLLLLLLLLLLLMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>338376257

>>534593546
Did she loss a bet?

How long until I can roll for Creek's support?

>>534595605
pretty sure topgun runs the top one in her career

>>534595614
>PICKLES could be here.jpg

>>534594382
It's not just for the horses you know you want, it's also for the other horses you'll get along the way. For example I came into the game a big Nice Nature fan, but now I'm in love with Fuku.

>>534594194
I'm never gonna make it bro...

>>534594382
There's 7 Umas I really want from that list.

>>534595571
ROLL FOR TAISHIN
NOW

>>534595153
Anybody that uses "[character] reddit" tells me two things:

1- You're a pretentious contrarian, insecure about liking something popular.
2- I bet your favorite is someone lame like Winning Ticket.

Does ウマオオオオ have a discord?

>>534595767
>Reddit ticket

>>534595787
Nyes

>>534595787
yeah

>>534595494
Urara no-diffs.

Clubs are a trash mechanic but great engagement bait for autists, I respect the hustle Cygames.

>>534595787
No clue

>>534594487
Very Nice!

>>534595767
upvoted fellow redditor
the narwhal bacons at midnight

shan't join a 'cord

>>534595830
>>534595836
wait, for real? I don't wanna get groomed

>>534595767
>"[character] reddit"
>80% are "Reddit [character]"
heh

>>534595874
At least there isn't a guild wars.

reddit >>534595767

So what happened with sakuraniku in the end?

>>534595571

>>534595960
Every day is GW in uma bwo...

Sex with sweaty Digitan in a hotel room after we come back from comiket

>>534595614
>one of her most hated races
jej

Now this is uma musume pretty derby racing.

thank god im in a nice comfy /uma/ club

>treats tamamo like she's her baby
>tamamo picks on trainer
>suddenly ready to kill tamamo
What the fuck is creek's problem?

>>534592478
I got rejected :(

>>534595605
always keep this link at hand https://gametora.com/umamusume/race-scheduler/recommend-characters

>>534590529
Silence Suzuka. McQueen is close, I want to use her and Suzuka for breeding when they're at max level, their gold skills will be great for Teio and Golshi and Creek. Tabun

>>534595939
You need to RP to the Danchou if you don't meet the quota

>>534595874
Honestly, games feel incredibly boring without club engagement
Doesn't even need to be guild versus guild, not even being able to send emotes, or worse no guild function at all, is super boring.

always do winning chakra because you can just do another run

>>534595939
anon don’t tell me you didn’t know and did what I think you did

>>534595787
No discord has ever been mentioned in the club chat or announcements as far as I know. Danchode constantly complains about the filters so I'd assume if there was a Discord he would funnel everyone in there instead.

>>534596021
You can train any uma you want. GBF guild wars was the same boss on repeat for days.

Is the key to being a succesful danchou to know how to game the chat filter?

>>534596096
this would be a solid plan if gold skills could be passed down

>>534595767
Nah some umas like the Rudolf, Rice and the Reddit Kings (Golshit, Tachyon, Oguri) are just inherently reddit

>>534596082
Guess I did too. Classic pretend to be casual club that wants 100million fans minimum.
"Teehee, just trade shoes"

>>534595991
>danchou didn't want to kick <5m leeches
>top fans leave the club
>snowball forms and everyone do the same except the less active ones
ded

So the half anniversary paid banner is a random 3 star? Does it not gurantee summer maruzen?

>>534596073
Pretty sure most of the umas would do the same thing if you picked on trainer

>Try to get SPD to 800-1100+ for a chance of a 3* spark.
>Uma demands STA/PWR to be high too
>I raise 3 stats.
>Uma demands the SPD/STA/PWR to be almost even.
>Having slightly less STA/PWR than SPD is unacceptable.
>Will get 10th~ place unless she reaches her unreasonable STA/PWR demands.
How do people get 1100+ SPD by the end of the URA finale?
I must be doing something wrong, at the rate of pic here, i will be lucky if i get to A+ SPD by the end of the URA Finale due to her outrageous stat demands.
I have kitasan MLB too, she basically is the only reason i can even reach A+ SPD.
I use B+ or A legacy friends.

>>534596121
i agree /gflex/ sis

Teio has ugly brown nipples

>>534572123
My second Narita Taishin looks even stranger bwos...

>>534595991
Suicide bombing.

>>534588051 (OP)
Noob here.
How many Carrots on average can you get per month? (How long does it take for a f2p to save up to 30k on avg?)
I've got 30k right now, and I'm planning on which Umas I want to pull for.
Right now I'm looking at an Uma a month, is that realistic or should I switch up to 2 or more months between Umas?

Right now I mainly just want Hishiki Amazon (September) Summer Marensky (October) Manhatten CAFE (December) and XMAS Oguri Cap (January).

This month I'm planning on using my surplus on getting some SR cards, as I only have uncapped SSR's atm.
Too many cute UMAS...

>>534596073
She dotes on Tamamo because she's small and cute but Trainer is her true husbandsonBF

>>534596332
Explode

>>534596141
help

>FOURTH hot springs ticket with condor
this spic is draining me dry...

why doesn't my club get any drama

>>534596296
what if the trainers picks on themselves?

what umas have a brown asshole and what ones have a pink asshole?

>>534593125
my wife King is so cute when she sleeps

>>534596082
If you are the anon that applied a little while ago it’s because you’re going to be way way way below average if we go by your current fan count. If you plan to completely change the amount you play and desperately want into a top club now before you’ve kind of “proven” yourself with total fans you’ve really got to say so in the thread

From the depths of demotion despair - HOPE

>>534596304
Your stats being that low means you definitely have a deck issue. I'm guessing you don't have many mlb cards. You also want to use 9* sparks which matters a lot more than their lettered ranking.

>>534596430
I hope you're good doing ERP bwo....

>>534596253
nah you just want to be a snowflake and get triggered over getting love because they have popular anime shows.
It's the same exact tactic that women use when men start praising beautiful anime women, it's a shaming tactic to lower their status and raise your own. You're a woman, faggot.

>>534596328
>not liking cute hershey kisses
Homo alert

Bakketto?

>>534589890
I'm also a newfag (<160 hours), but here's what I've learned:
>roll for some umas
>blow the rest of the carets on support card rolling
>level up the 4 best speed, 2 best stamina, 2 best post, 2 best wit
>use https://uma-global pure-db com/ to find 9* umas to borrow
>start doing Bakushin runs, use 4 speed 2 wit cards
Do that until you get a handle on the career system, then branch out into more difficult umas like the medium/distance ones. Once you get a few decent legacy parents, the game becomes much easier. You'll still frequently lose URA (I do), but odds are you'll complete the career goals. Ganbatte

>>534596453
You can always be the one to make drama

>>534596456
Dunno honestly

>>534595645
lmfao I have an excel of umaoooo from like 2022 in my google sheets' history, should I post it?

>>534596304
>I use B+ or A legacy friends.
how many stats do they give though?
you either want +63 in one stat or possibly +42 in one stats and +21 in another

>>534589890
losing career is a skill issue

>GameTora
>GameTorah

>>534595836
>>534595830
>rentry has a fit over clubs with discords (optional or not)
>the OG main club has one but no one cares
hmmmmmmmmmmmm

why is this hag still in tracen

>>534596608
>talks about getting triggered
>whole post is just schizobabble
Really not helping your case redditbro...

>>534596758
No husband

>>534596758
advisory role

>>534596758
For the young trainer's of course.

>>534595742
>>534595994
Maybe just one 10 roll...

I need more Yandere umas!

>>534596526
>desperately want into a top club now before you’ve kind of “proven” yourself with total fans
Get a load of this faggot.

>>534594672
i really enjoyed Maruzensky's jazzy bgm in her career
do you guys have any more of that type of slow moody jazz?

>>534596758
>Seeking the Reddit

>>534596758
For the ojisans

>>534596628
Teio bullies by nipples like that

>>534596293
it's a selector pretty sure

>>534596848
You don't need that boy. Wait for a cute girl.

>>534596758
No one's stepped up to marry her, fertilize her eggs and set the next step of the uma life cycle in motion yet.

W-when is the next Mile CM again? Asking for a friend...

>>534596758
To guide youngsters to adulthood

FUCK ME
I FORGOT TO RUN JAPAN CUP SENIOR YEAR
I SAW THAT I HAD A TRIPLE RAINBOW AND DIDN'T REMEMBER TO SCHEDULE IT AFTER TENNO AUTUMN

Okay, no more goo goo babies. it's now banned until you faggots can behave

>>534596882
Seeking the Sovl is 4chan approved thoughever.

>>534596758
I feel bad for seeking the pearl's VA, she has been the most unpopular uma ever since the franchise came to existence

Any casual /uma/ clubs open?
Can do 1 million + a day fans and trade shoes on cooldown.

>Get a level 5 hint
>Can learn the skill because it's never getting any cheaper
Very cool card however I wish I didn't have to borrow it

>>534596981
Goldshi may be acting up. But it's still a gold inheritance.

>>534596430
Anon did you ?trade from a no disc comfy club where you made a huge impact to one with a disc where you’re gona bump them up maybe 5 places total

My cute dumb but sexy and couragous wife

Just spent the last 5 runs with 0 maestro procs. 3 of them with 0 professor as well. This game is straight horse shit.

>>534596628
hershey kisses are one of the worst chocolates (for a big brand)

>>534597103
>Can learn the skill because it's never getting any cheaper
uhh bro your fast learner?

>>534597072
shortstack has spots if you wanna join, only rule is log in every 4 days max

>>534596453
Be the schizo you want to see.

>>534596746

>>534597160
god urara is so fucking sexy

>>534596972
>I'll see you on the other side, Trainer.
unexpected burn

>>534597203
Eh, when you grew up with vomit chocolate, it's not so bad

>>534597191
>low res
souless

rubbing lotion on narita taishin's smooth chest after she has a bout of dry skin after summer training (she has tanlines from her swimsuit)

>>534597196
Oh I get it, because it's a game about umamusume

>>534597274
King...

Most "honest" uma racewise?

Can you beat her, /uma/?

>>534596943
Unfortunately I have a type and it's short tomboys...

>>534597390
hmmm.... nyo..

>>534597380
any canopus shitter

>>534597332
I watch this every time it's posted.

https://x.com/Herohero_illust/status/1954140056920199517

>>534597390
Will let you know in eight years.

>>534597390
Yeah with a NAKADASHI

>>534597332
Heh, got you to post the superior version again

>>534597228
ok I'll play mon tues weds, fri sat. so I won't hit 4 days max.

You guys lied about 3 speed, 3 stam cards

>>534597383
feeder fags and scat fags about to bust

>>534597065
Does she ever become playable?

>>534597390
Which Wuthering Waves character is this?

will mambo ever have a rate-up
i know she's only a 2* but i'd still like to get dupes of her to get her to 3* ASAP when she releases

>>534596862
nothing he said is wrong? if you look at the top 100 clubs there are some with low fans but they gain a shitload of fans overnight. There’s no in-game dm so they probably use discord and quotas

>>534597390
GET THE FUCK OUTTA THE WAY

>>534597535
Bro your deck???

>>534597380
my wife

>>534597513
>he outplayed me
FUCK YOU!

>>534597535
what on earth is that deck

>>534597209
In the 200+ careers I have finished I have not gotten that status once.

>Meishodoto is right after S.Maru
its joever

>>534597535
Waiting for creek?

>>534597545
no wonder chatbots are so popular given you fags are this lazy

>>534597535
Bwodacchi why the fuck are you using R cards...

>>534597704
i don't want swimsuit maru anyway

>>534597535
Anon...

>>534597636
When are we getting the pov mode?

>>534597625

>>534597674

>>534597545
she has been for 3 years, she even got an alt last halloween but still you never see people making fanart or talking about her at all

CM test
53631147

>>534597535
he has no uma stan so you can tell he's actually a veteran fucking around

>>534597636
fake
unreal
haru urara is the worst uma in the game

>>534597636
If only pov has camera shakes too

>>534594351
I don't know how this is getting borrows. It's 8* power with zero URA.

>>534597639
>>534597678
>>534597749
You faggots told me to use 3 speed and 3 stam cards instead of Tazuna and Agnes. I lost on the exact same race.

>>534597710
Yes, I'm at 19k. Those three are the only stams I own right now.

>>534597816

>>534597756
let players drive their umas and then its their own fault for being boxed

Is it true that the next anime original season is going to be a Vodka & Scarlet season?

>>534597629
>they probably use discord and quotas
Like I said. Faggots.

>already have a 1LB Creek
>have a 1LB Sweepy who I'm constantly gimping my deck for charming she never gives me anyway and my other speed SRs suck too
>a banner spark would literally solve all of my problems in life
>only have 100 rolls saved

Talk me down /uma/. Don't let me swipe.

>>534597390
Yeah give me 20 minutes while i power up

>>534597882
the camera shake from the chinese mod looks like trash, it's better this way

So I was looking on epic NPC and these are the accounts that were sold in the last week in USD. I am wondering how much is the average /uma/'s account is worth
https://www.epicnpc.com/threads/global-top-150-a-club-leader-end-game-competative-account.3044150/ - 250
https://www.epicnpc.com/threads/global-8-3-uma-kitasan-mlb-satono-lb2-sc-9k-carats.3046363/ - 60
https://www.epicnpc.com/threads/global-leviathan-day-1-acc.3044787/ - 1300
https://www.epicnpc.com/threads/quick-sale-global-mlb-kitasan-fm-3-3-uma-10.3044504/ - 10
https://www.epicnpc.com/threads/global-mid-mlb-kitasan-creek-8ssr-mlb-event-card-25-negotiable.3041019/ - 25
https://www.epicnpc.com/threads/global-kita-mlb-sakura-lb3-trainee-taiki-rudolf-curren-8k-carats.3045280/ - 20
https://www.epicnpc.com/threads/global-149k-power-midgame-kitasan-mlb-lb-4-carats-6k.3045979/ - 20
https://www.epicnpc.com/threads/global-1-4-3-uma-kitasan-mlb-tokai-teio-lb2-fm-well-build.3044466/ - 25
https://www.epicnpc.com/threads/global-kitasan-mlb-fine-motion-lb1-9k-carrot-etc.3044335/ - 50
https://www.epicnpc.com/threads/148k-team-ranking-17-ssr-support-4-ssr-umas-kb-lb3-sc-fm-lb1.3041490/ - 20EUR
https://www.epicnpc.com/threads/global-endgame-acc-6-3-uma-special-week-mlb-kitasan-lb3-sc-lb1-fm.3043631/ - 110

>>534597390
Yeah i'm gonna bruise that cervix

>>534597908
Well I do appreciate your soundposts. I cant be arsed to make good quality ones.

>>534597636
Urara's buruma-covered butt

>check future dirt umas
>none look interesting
guess I upgrade taiki and pasa to permanent A dirt residents

>>534597976
virus dont click

Why does it feel like oguri cap is the most common profile uma?
and why am I the only one with fuku

Fuck waiting for cheval on global hurts we need a 2x speed instead.

>>534597950
Swipe unless you're poor, money is meant to be spent even if it's to gamble on a mobile game that you're going to be playing for quite a while

>>534597065
What's exactly is her appeal other than looking like a milf that gets blackmailed and molested into submission her her boss/underling who molds her into a cock-worshipping sow?

>>534593090
hell, I'd be happy with B in speed, stamina, power, and wit. Can't figure out how to make that happen. Pic related is my deck, it's kind of shitty, but what can you do. I borrow 1LB Creek (can't find MLB Creek anywhere to borrow) or a MLB Kitasan, but nothing is giving me good results.

>>534597976
how the fuck did that top one sell for that much

>>534597636
post more FPS mode webms

>>534597817
Alt looks sweet, I should get some art of this uma, she only has a few hundred on Pixiv.

>>534597976
>"end game competitive account" sold for 250 bucks
>when there's nothing to compete in
lmao

>>534597976
cont. I went on g2g and its all this helen wong guy

>>534598085
Cute mum

>>534598057
your bro is right there...

>>534597975
I'm alright with no camera shakes but then it shouldn't be attached to any of the umas pov, let the camera be a separate floating entity but freely moving around following them

Does this thing guarantee summer maruzen?

>>534597908
Belno sex

>>534597975
>Chinese mod
This it? >>534597949
Looks good to me.

>Super Creek banner soon
Nah, i'm saving for this

>>534598057
Falcon, Hokko, and Windy look cute though.
>>534598070
Very likely the anime.
>spoiler
Because you have taste.

we love hellen wong around here

>>534598194
HellenWong's like a premium botfarm account seller. Been one for years, think he was dealing in LoL accounts and Genshin accs as well.

>>534598091
>0lb kitanegro
if you refused to reroll, you knew what you were signing up for

>>534598194
this is the nigger making your game get CONNECTING

>>534598057
Transcend is pure SEX

>>534598251
nope it's just a rateup

>>534598215
not him but I only train umas I plan to marry
you can't marry your bro

>>534597948
so what part of
>hey if you want a competitive club but have low fans just say something in the thread instead
did you have a problem with idiot? the guys specified that they have no discord

>>534598317
My bro...

Bros, I just got fucked big time
Someone has the same shitty wireless earbuds I do, and my phone paired to theirs
I was in the middle of playing umamusume, and they got an earful of Rice Shower cheering for onii-sama
Guys, I'm a 6'1" farm boy, how the fuck do I explain to another grown ass man that I play a phone game where you inspire cute anime girls with magical friendship to win races and do their best?
We're out in the country, so there's literally no one else around to blame.

>>534598085
>huge uma
>muscle girl
>trad wife look
>sarashi bra
>Haru's mom
Brutal tease.

>>534598041
Fair. Hell, it's not like I have super high demands anyway, just some basics standards and common sense. Sadly people can't even be bothered to do that much.

>>534598194
The first three pages is all HELEN WONG what the fuck is this shit

>>534597718
I went to gametora and didn't see career goals for her. Apparently if you go to the character page w/o the numbers in front it doesn't list goals, hence why I thought she was just an NPC.
https://gametora.com/umamusume/characters/seeking-the-pearl vs https://gametora.com/umamusume/characters/104201-seeking-the-pearl

>>534598194
Might buy one of these for an alt account...

>>534598389
go into the main menu and headpat rice until he leaves

>another rudolf run where super creek's event chain never finishes

>>534598194
this is why im surprised they let you infinite reroll account

>>534598085
>all the good genes
>none made it to urara
Was it unfair?

>Farming the Goldshi mode
>I'm starting to NOOTICE the difference between actually good inheritance sparks and mid ones
>Through of farming sparks slowly creeps into my mind
Oh god it's over isn't it.

>>534598389
just say it's your wank material nigga

>>534598389
other grown ass man here
I wouldn't give a shit as long as it's not literal gay porn

>>534598304
I'm a gacha newfag, didn't know rerolling was a thing until I already had native 9* sparks in my stable. But even if I had, is it really worth it to reroll until you get an MLB Kitasan? Borrowing her is easy

>>534598317
whenever someone goes
>this horse is sex
it usually means they have literally nothing going on except their looks, they have a garbage personality and the person posting is it most likely a perma horny SEAnigger

> Keep failing to get good stats on uma
> Realize I need to flip my deck and parents around to better use the 20% stamina bonus instead of trying so hard to train speed
Durrr

>>534598389
You get him into horse racing

>>534598551
But she gave birth to the cutest uma ever?

>>534597950
Use those credit card rewards you've been accumulating for years and years. Not like you're going to use them for anything better.

>>534598057
All I need is Tarumae and Windy

>>534598194
you guys told me the chinese bot farms weren't real

>>534598071
As if that tiny chain could stop an uma...

>>534597468
man its a crime that horses dont get porn

>>534598389
don't bring it up, and if it's brought up, it was one of those spammy anime ads on youtube. Done.

>>534597950
you won't hit. don't swipe

>>534598354
remember, /uma/dacchi, if your umas has uncovered ears she is a SLUT

>>534598057
I will not let you slander the closest thing uma has to (You)r childhood friend so far. Until Buena Vista comes out anyway

>>534597065
It makes me sad. She's cute and seems like a lot of fun. I'm looking forward to her being trainable.
She probably won't beat out King or Spe, but I could see her being top 3 at least.

>>534597065
her VA is literally Shiburin

>>534598448
what's funny is all they had to do was implement a random captcha if your device gets flagged for rerolling too many times.