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>Game News (EN)
Current Rate Up: Smart Falcon (3*), Super Creek (SSR), Tazuna Hayakawa (SSR)
Next Rate Up: Narita Brian (3*), Sakura Chiyono O (SSR), Seeking the Pearl (SR)
Main Story Chapter 3 is up.
8/7 - 8/22: Golshi Week Celebration
8/17 - 8/27: CM Taurus Cup - Tokyo 2400m, left, spring, sunny, firm
8/21 - 8/30: Legend Race
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Timeline: https://uma.moe/timeline

>Game News (JP)
Current Rate Up: Vivlos (Alt 3*)
Pakalive Vol. 56 4.5th anniversary stream on 8/22
LoH Long will be held on 8/12, Sapporo, 2600m, right, summer, sunny
CM Classic will be held in September, Kyoto, 2000m, right, autumn, sunny
2nd Main Story, Team Ascella - Final Chapter Now Available

>IP News
Umamusume 6th Live Event Autumn Leg will be held on 10/18-19
https://umamusume.jp/contents/event/tnf6th-autumn/

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FIRST FOR PASA

oh boy time for my daily Rs!

Can someone post the source of those uma manga panels where they save you from your abusive gf... please...

should I guarantee the max speed or go for the 1000 stam?

>>535321368
not blue enough

>two more days until CM
The end is near.

>see this hurtling towards your account
What do?

>>535321139 (OP)
Im getting tired of this game but 500 hours is good enough to say this game is the GOTY 2025.

I lost. Now I'm stuck borrowing Super Creek from now on.
Is she any good at least? I don't trust her after all those bad tips she gives during runs.

>>535321542
i run

>>535321476
you're guaranteed max speed from URA final events

>>535321521
Nah we still have 2 days of registration. The real actual CM happen in like 4 days unless they accelerated the CM schedule as well to skip the registration period.

>>535321542
i already got 3 of them and cleated the two copies

>>535321476
definitely stamina
you're getting about 30-45 speed from the finishing the finals so you're going to overcap a lot if you do speed training

If anyone is looking for a club, Mambo has one spot. Just play the game, and come trade shoes.
If you can't find it post ur ID and I'll invite you

how do you build frontrunners? swinging is the only blue skill for most of them

>>535321476
it should hit 1200 by itself if you have max Director & Reporter

>>535321595
She's good when you run out of energy or bad events like Taishin

>>535321557
>still hasn't done the 500 team trials
???

I love boobs

Digitan LOVE

Spe wife

A Torena saved and rolled for who he like, this is what happened to his caratstash.
Torena A presenting to the emergency room with orchitis.
Orchi- meaning balls, and -itis meaning inflammation. Inflammation of the balls due to saturation of caratspermies.
"Just save and roll for who I like" he thought, little did he know that it would lead him down a slippery slope of carat hoarding.
After being prescribed the Nishino Flower banner, Torena A made A full recovery.

I can't wait

didn't read

>>535321626
where's she going?

Why does that jap's guide say that pure heart is 7.5% recovery?

>>535321705
you build 3 of them and have them run so far ahead they don't get hit by the stamina drainers

Lucky free roll

I'M SO READY BROS

>>535321872
To the goo goo baby factory

>>535321872
Tamamo Crossowitz

>>535321542
What's wrong with this card?

>>535321476
how do you get these stats anon please tell me

>>535321984
...are you though?

>>535321890
it got buffed
JP players don't actually know anything about global
do not listen to them

Where the hell do I even get these Sashes? I have 0 of both of them

>>535321595
>he rolled on the cleat banner
most successful /uma/ gaslighting so far

>>535321542
Put up a fence post.
Shakurs love fence posts.

>>535321890
skill level

>>535321728
But why would I use her over an actual useful card that gives skills or stats?

>>535321440
This confirms that Kiryuin is the most for (you) option in the game

>>535322113
>TP 100/100
Have you tried playing the game?

>>535321872
heard Mejiro Bright talking shit

>>535321684
Please Mambo... I beg you... I'm starving in the street feeding my umas cooked rats and pieces of wood I paint orange...

>202950237674

>>535322113
you win races

>>535322186
If you are an addicted gambler you can use her to push numbers as much as possible. If you are playing it safe yes dont use her

>>535322186
She doesn't take up chain event slots so she'll allow you to use 5 other SSRs, basically she's whalebait

Thank you Gold Ship for th free pull

/uma/niki has 2 spots if anyone wanna join. Just don't be offline for 10 days bwos...

>>535322110
Jesas. So the JP bros really were trolling us.

>>535322318
I literally sent you an invite 5 hours ago....................

Any anon got a Spe version?

she's oguri cap...

Creek didn't give me maestro, Spe only gave me hydrate, legacies refused to cough up the Long or Pace sparks or the Maruzensky grandparent skill. Reporter fucked off in guts for half the career so she only gave me the 10 skill points. Probably could have gotten max speed or power up to B+ but I got a migraine debuff and wombo combo'd by bad joke mood downs that reduced training effectiveness. I am sorry Rudolf...

Gee, Mejiro McQueen, how come you get TWO Stamina restoring random events where you eat food?

>3 runs in a row where no rainbow training on speed for multiple turns in a row constantly with 4 speed cards
The RNG is so fucking shit in this game man

>>535322318
bwo you're already invited ages ago, come join and you can eat

CM test
84870050
56135775

>>535322270
>>535322348
Yea but what races? It's surprising I haven't gotten a single one of these while I have hundreds of the other ones.

>>535321903
so whats the stamina on that? 850 + 1 gold?

Edging in game to Golshi rewards

>only 2 days left of free pulls, might as well get it over with not like I'll get anything good
>

>>535322553
anon

Almond Milk

>>535322446
Oh thank you mamboGOD I just woke up and came to complain to the thread before I even looked at my game.

>cutoff point for club hopping before you can't receive club gibs soon
Are you happy in your current club

humans

whats the best SSR MLB speed card i can borrow if i already have MLB kitasan?

>>535322671
Danchou kick this whiny norm.

>>535322186
She reduces energy cost and failure rate of training (and I think gives a small-ish training boost).
You spend fewer turns resting, don't need to visit infirmary, and she gives concentration at the end of her date chain.

>>535322434
we are on way to rank A, it's last chance for monthly rewards join

>>535322696
nyes

Look at those beautiful high roll stats, anon. You want it all. That beautiful speed, stamina and power.
So of COURSE I don't get either Maestro or Curvature and of COURSE I get S in Late instead of Medium.
And of COURSE none of the good hints proc so I have to scrape the bottom of the barrel.

>>535322671
kick this fag right now

>>535322671
If I was Dancho I’d remove you

>>535322491
someday you shall give me a 3* stam...

>>535322250
correct

>>535322671
kick this shitter RIGHT NOW

>>535322553
click the icon and find out

>>535322781
Biko Pegasus has 20 training effectiveness

634732844739
any club with space still?

>>535322790
>>535322836
>>535322843
>>535322916
*requests dirt shoes*

>>535322671
*removes you and adds a 1 million shitter*

>>535322657
xtreme sexo

>>535322831
I am sorry, the bad luck from my career leeched into yours. High rolled stats but had bad luck with skill events and hints.

>>535322831
> <400 wit
> <1000 stam
Nigga that's glue

>>535322960
NTA but Biko Pegasus doesn't have mood effect, is she still better than for example Twin Turbo or Nishino Flower or Sakura Bakushin O at same LB?

Tamamo Cross is a horse

>>535321595
>rolling without a spark

>>535323154
an evil horse

>>535321982
>>535322403
>>535322637

I know I need to save rolls but I can't stop throwing every 10 roll I get...

>>535322836
>>535322843
>>535322916
>>535323039
I never would have guessed I would get a drive by invite over night anons... please forgive me...

>>535322960
i was assuming it was her but wasn't entirely sure. thanks, now i just need to find someone to follow who has it

still cute tho

>>535322753
Disgusting

>>535322434
Secret tip that danchou doesn't want you to know is that whenever she gets mad, upset, etc, with you you can avoid the problem by just raping her

One time uma/niki/ danchou called me in to her office to admonish me for not meeting the dirt shoe request quota but thinking quickly I just beat the shit out of her and sprinted out. Next time I saw danchou she just pretended nothing happened and never brought it up again.

>>535323149
Training Effectiveness is better than Mood Effect

>>535323260
you can just whale when summer maruzensky comes anyways dw bwo

>max club points from trainee borrow
>0 friendship points from Support borrow
Why does nyobody want my MLB Cafe

>No medium S when training for CM
>Get medium S when spark farming
Is this even usable?

>>535322403
>>535321982
>>535322637
I didn't get jack shit so explode

*casts a spell to convert all of your shoes into the last ones you requested*

>>535323149
>>535323352
Biko also has 2 energy events which is nice

>>535323430
show cards?
not really usable, missing speed + important skills but at least the stamina is good

CloverClub has room for trainers, just let me know you're from here (Either by replying to this with your name or having uma in your bio) and you're in

>>535323457
*casts a spell to lovingly rape sweepy chan*

https://x.com/hidorimk2/status/1956342628703965515?s=46
Holding hands with trainer..
>>535323327
The cutest!

>>535321542
Someone at Cygames thought they were being funny when they made the support card of one of the ugliest umas the single worst card in the game huh

>>535323495
pure speed its Biko
Teio for power with your speed
bakushin bakushin bakushin

You don't embarrass your trainee by forcing her into her G1 outfit in non-G1 races, right?

>>535323495
check whose events you like the most maybe

this uma is a TERRORIST who must be stopped AT ALL COSTS

I miss legend races.

>>535323486
my cute carrot wife

>>535321542
*bricks you*

Who else is out here running their horses into paste to meet the new end of month club quota?

I would literally never stop trying to impregnate Sweep Tosho. Every day I would wake her up by coming in her and every night I would cum in her right before going to sleep, which I would do with my dick stuck inside her. I would take some viagra before bed just to maintain my erection so that she'll be ready in the morning when I thrust into her like an animal and slather her in kisses. Part of our wedding vows would be to have as many children as physically possible. I wouldn't even care if she's already pregnant, I'll fuck her while she's pregnant and she'll get double pregnant. I'll fill her with so much cum every day that she'll look pregnant even when she isn't (which she'll never be after we're married) I would do everything in my power to make Sweep Tosho as fertile as possible. I'd give her fertility drugs, I'd give her uterus massages, breast massages, I wouldn't let her go an hour without at least one spastic orgasm. I'll even bake her home made lactation inducing biscuits to help her get to a point of hyperlactation syndrome so that she'll be seeping out multiple quarts of milk per day. Which I will save and drink just so that I can tell her how delicious it is. I'll make her so fertile that triplets will be the minimum number she's carrying at any given time. I would literally never stop doting on her, I would respond to her every beck and call and I would cum inside her again each time she asks for something. She would be so pregnant all the time that she would literally not be able to stand up straight anymore even after menopause. Her spine would be permanently bent out of shape to accommodate a pregnant belly. Even after she can't get pregnant anymore I would just keep putting more eggs into her. I would clone her purely so that I can put fresh eggs from the clone inside her after she runs out of them. She would have so much progesterone running through her veins at any given time that even the thought of not being pregnant would seem alien to her.

Narita Bomber

>>535323583
She's really hot tho? Becomes the best stam card later as well.

>>535323748
i posted this btw

all my free pulls were winning tickets so far
except one nice nature
at least i'll get ticket to 3 stars when her legend race comes i guess

>>535323495
I prefer Suzuka since she gives +30 speed in her events.

>>535323656
I wish I could switch to trackwear for all races including G1. Is this an option in JP?

>>535323709
>having a quota

>>535323748
didn't read but based

>>535323748
Kitasan... she's Duramente's used goods

>>535323748
She’s too young to impregnate you sick fuck

Alright Taishin this is it. You just need to get S medium with your 12 medium sparks. You can do that for me right?

i still need taiki and suzuka but feel bad for spending $1000 this month already
what do

I can't for the love of god get this bitch to decent stats when she pulls shit like this
Feels like my luck got worse recently bet it's because I didn't buy gems

>>535323901
eh, best i can do is a 1* turf

>>535321291
>cucked by winning ticket again
FUUUUUUUUUCK

>>535323748
Begone, witch!

>>535323583
>ugliest uma

>>535323930
your waifus need you
whats another $1k anyways

>>535323748
you should send that to chatgpt

>>535323934
If you have pretty good cards, its time

>>535324004
She’s pretty gross looking

>that embarassed scream yaeno does in her city event if you pick the second option

yeah I didn't really care for her but that shit is cute

>>535323697
You just want more shoes to huff

anyone have a MLB bika i can follow for? or know of someone with one?

>>535323748
ahem

>>535323930
That's two or three nice dinners. Compare how much enjoyment you're getting for your money, and it's really not unreasonable at all.

>>535323930
What do you mean? Through the random ticket pack? You arent getting what you want from that.

>>535324004
>>535323583
That card art really made her look terrible.

>>535324095
and you don't? Look bro I've totally deoderized Special Week's by now I need my next fix...

>>535323748
I think you should eat your vegetables.

>>535324053
sorry you're not in the right part of the date chain for the mood up

do end closers need lesser power than late surgers?

>>535322468
I really want ponytail Oguri in the game.

>>535323689
Too cute to be a terrorist

Based Dirt horse winning the Satsuki-Sho

>>535324406
they need more because they need to accel even faster in last spurt
but you still don't go out of the way for it

>>535324529
my carrot wife and her silly friend

looking at all the upcoming characters, we aren't gonna get 1-2 stars anymore other than starting characters? Should I save for anyone? Or that shit doesn't matter that much? Got Smart Falcon from pulls for cleats.
Any cards I should look forward to? I'm trying to max Mommy Creek rn

>Oguri with ONE rainbow speed during both summers
>1050/900/600 gives 1* wit with all the good speed and stamina race sparks
I glued her immediately. If it were a 1* stamina or power I could had at least kept her for that Tyachon event years from now to have a Oguri/Taiki/Maru 9* Stamina, but NOOOO it had to be wit. I fucking hate all my MLB speed cards and Silence Shitzuka because they just never got to speed at fucking all. My two stamina cards I had rainbowed like five time as much as my four speed cards.

>>535324560
very based

>>535324664
>looking at all the upcoming characters, we aren't gonna get 1-2 stars anymore other than starting characters?
Turbo is a 2 star

>>535324598
minors arent allowed on this site

>>535323901
Nope ofcourse not. I'm now fully prepared for my next run to be pure unflitered dogshit but I get S medium

Why is she called Smart Falcon she is not smart

>>535324739
She's a one star. Mambo is the 2 star.

>>535324158
Bitch are you Oguri Cap? Nicest dinner I've had didn't run me a hundred. I've had more expensive but not better.

>>535324664
They're gonna add a handful of 1-2* like Twin Turbo and Ikuno Dictus but it'll be a while

post your free pull

>went into another summer with low energy because i wasn't paying attention
you'd think i'd learn my lesson eventually, but nope

>>535324848
Fucking Urara.

>>535324664
you're looking too far

>>535324662
Yeah!

>>535324739
Right after I posted that I saw Twin Turbo, which is 1 star, and Biko, Ikuno, Tsurumaru and Tannhauser which are 2 star

i like looking at other trainer names in TT

>>535324848
I got Bakushin so I upgraded her.

>>535324848
Didn't screenshot but I got Nice Nature, breaking a three day Urara streak.

>>535324779
Smart for an Umamusume means they can be trusted not to try to eat their textbooks if left unsupervised

>>535324883
kek, I still do that sometimes, those double rainbows still get me when I should be resting for the summer break

rec me H artists that specialize in umamusume other than hahakigi

>>535324715
I did manage to get her to aptitude B using Heritage. But I still felt nice

>2nd slow metabolism this run
GOLD SHIP COME ON

>>535325018
shadman

I just came my brains out to a korean twink with a voice changer roleplaying as a busty cowgirl in vrchat. Am I cooked?

>>535325018
you can't fool me, kiryu-chan

>>535325018
Not going to fall for your bait, Kiryu.

>>535325017
>>535324883
>not intentionally going into summer break with -1 mood and -50 energy to get the costmaxxed rest and relaxation regeneration

>>535325074
Put the fork down, lardass.

>>535325084
uma musume?

>>535324925
cute

>>535325083
mf still alive? I thought he disappered from the scene.

>>535324848
got natie

>>535325018
I can see your HEAT from here, Kazuma

>>535325156
Keeping a spot in high tier clubs with low commitment or spending often means doing rp like this for other members. It's probably in that context.

>13 runs with no S medium Gold Ship
Yeah I'm just gonna give up on ever getting it

>>535325084
Wrong general but yes you're fucked.

>>535324920
Seeing that gremlin constantly in your 10 pulls is gonna be so painful

Kill yourselves

is the career event where akikawa gives you beeline burst or breath of fresh air tied to her friendship or is it just random

Am I reading it wrong or is Aoi lb4 better than Tazuna lb0?

>>535325248
idk but im sending yakuza his way

>>535325074
stop feeding her so much Mr. Brosnan

>>535325349
I respect her a lot

>>535322450
any anon?

>>535325349
She didn't say that

>>535325429
"No, McQueen, I don't know where the cakes you've been spending your allowance on have been ending up, why do you ask?"

>>535324158
>$1000 is two or three nice dinners
what the fuck am i reading

>get mejiro palmer event
>-15 energy
oh fuck off

>>535324848
got McQueen (from the last banner she had with Teio).

>>535324158
>That's two or three nice dinners.
Chill mcqueen

>low energy
>get a low mood event
>"oh that's fine, I was going to do last tazuna recreation anyway"
>
who the FUCK keeps harrassing my uma

>lots of umas who want (your) dick
>can't have a harem because each story exists in it own timeline and the uma wives will tear you in half if you cheat
Sadge

>only have one usable cm uma so far that can still be vastly improved
it's over for me bros

>>535325620
Super Creak?

>>535325429
>all that belly and thigh fat
>no double/triple/quadruple chin or overly fat cheeks and no ugly looking fat arms
if fat people looked like that irl maybe they'd be looked down on less. could use much less disgusting belly fat though

>>535325667
Is that how Genghis Khan died in the Umaverse?

>Acupuncturist 2 turns into run
>charm chakra fails
FUCK

>>535325849
id kill myself desutbh

HELLO WHY IS EVERYONE AT GUTD TRAINING

>>535325461
dozo (why the fuck is it 1.8mb)

>>535325849
Take care of your Lobotomized Uma, Trainer San.

>>535325668
ryetard

place your bets on who's the next newma gonna be
if the colors are anything to go by, maybe just a way finally?

>>535325849
ANOTHER SUCCESSFUL PROCEDURE!

>>535325918
This has been my entire life since starting training my CM aces. I swear this shit is hard-coded.

>>535325667
>wanting a harem
>not being faithful to your trainee
you're a whore and you deserve ZERO wives

>>535325960
Thank you so much bro.

>>535326053
When did McFlat get so stacked

> log in
> set up chink bot
> wait
> log off
why is this so comfy bwos

>>535325991
We never know. I don't think people correctly predicted the previous unknown uma who had a VA on stream as Blast Onepiece either.

>>535325918
i will take the +49 stats
i don't even care anymore

>>535325668
Look at your umas and try to honestly think about where you are compared to the average player. If you even have any idea what you're doing, you're in the top 20%, easily, if not more like the top 5%. There's an excellent chance you run into nothing but casuals all the way to the last round and then you have at least a chance to win there just by luck.

>>535326131
have fun with the ban anon

>>535326124
That's Golshi

who is it

>>535325084
>>>/trash/vrlg

>>535326210
No, Golshi isnt pretty

so cute

>>535326124
anon........

>>535326213
Taishin

Matikanetannhauser

>>535326213
King Halo

>>535326213
oguri cap

>>535321139 (OP)
when is akebono banner? i wanna save for her after seiun sky

>dannychud posted the hecking leechlist
so /uma/ how's your clan holding up in comparison?

>>535326213
>>535326316
>>535326340
>>535326362
its dumb pidgeon!

>7 days ago
>im just going to use my favorites, make them strong and win
>3 days ago
>ok some of them are not that good I will just mix my favorites and some meta choices
>today
>AIEEEEEEE I STILL HAVE NOTHING

>>535326396
i see myself :)

>>535325991
potoooooooo

My silly creature

>>535326405
Die

>>535326405
Smart Falcon!

bloody bastard bloody danchod

>>535326505
Dirty Swallow

Inner post is an instant fucking loss its so dumb, fucking umas

>>535326131
what bot

>get night owl literally in pre-debut
>2 infirmary visits to heal
>get it AGAIN after first summer trip
>AGAIN two visits to cure
I fucking hate this dogshit game so much it's unreal.

>>535326396
>the bottom 5 of this list is already above average for my club
Really puts into perspective how many slackers dancho allows in here.

18961678
CM test

>>535326541
Smart. Falcon.

>>535326695
retarded chicken

>>535326710
why does she wear the hat in training gear?

>>535326695
Moronic Peacock!

>>535326396
>top five farmed more fans than my entire club
uh..

>>535326710
She looks and sounds like her pussy is the best pussy in the entire history of the universe.

How good is the free Winning Ticket SSR?

>>535326396
literally 1984

i am safe... for this week
i got gaslit into trying to fight the hard opponent but i have learned to just kill the middle guy instead

Oops forgot to change the filename
>>535326771
If you had a hat that awesome wouldn't you wear it too?

>>535326396
Clubfags are a joke.

>>535326836
good for late chads

>>535326764
>>535326772
Stop being mean to Falco

>rainbow trainings just never happening ever
>no one ever on their preferred stat

>>535323901
>Not getting it with 12
I'll stop complaining about not getting it with 3

>>535326582
Have you see what a sacrifice frontrunner does when it ends up there? It can kill four or five uma all by itself. It's so much more dramatic than debuffer when it works.

>>535326643
>still no phantom of T.M Opera alt
come on cygames it literally writes itself

does anyone know what exactly our accounts are tied to? like if i ever needed to recover my account for whatever reason, there's no password or anything so what is it connected to
i'm guessing since i first played on steam and then later connected the phone version, my steam ID is my "account"?

>>535326932
that's 50% of all my runs

>>535326901
Bitch that ain't Falco Lombardi! That's Ditzy Turkey

>>535326396
is this fans gained in august, or fans total as of august?

>>535326870
based

is it even worth building nice nature if i dont have her at potential 5

>>535326932
*doesn't leave guts*
*still green by senior summer camp*
Heh... nothin personell kid

CM Room #1: 36014912
Bring 3 Umapyois

>>535325991
It's finally time for Deep Impact

>>535326396
I kinda wanna make a list next season even though I'm not the Danchou, maybe if I show the Danchou proof that people are getting less than 20 million fans in half a month he will kick them.

I want Hishi Miracle to eat me

>>535324773
yep there we go. Stamina and power are a combined 150 points lower but hey I guess I got the fucking S rank
Why can't I get both on one run? who knows.

>>535323346
danchou will rape you

>>535327002
It shows your ID on your in game profile, but you still got to set up a password. Click the big Link Account button to do this, then write down it and your ID shown on your profile page and boom, you're set

still got to replay the tutorial before you can log in on another device, in this case your phone

>>535326396
60m for the people that rerolloed on Kitasan banner is the cuttoff in mine.

>>535327002
you can make a password for the uma account in the data link menu. you'll need that to start playing on a different device
also make sure to write down your trainer ID somewhere just in case (you can see it on your profile)

>>535326396
my danchou is pretty autistic but you have to be if you want to be in the top 100

>>535327156
oh i forgot i had to do a password when i linked my phone, thanks. that would explain it

yey

>>535326870
I'm gonna say it

Silence Suzuka of the sands

what happens if i bring 3 front runners to CM and some other dude does too?

>>535327320
NEIGHGERS

Bros is this a good setup for getting decent stats on golshi?

>>535327204
ty as well for the answer, posted before i saw yours

>>535327389
then you have to kiss

>>535327209
>70 million fans in a week

>>535327067
My Spe came in 4th :< idk how you guys do Pace aces

>>535327389
you lose to the 3rd guy

>>535326870
>discord link in description
fucking deserved for all 29 of the other retards in that group

>>535327410
erm... your mlb kita?

>>535327494
good joke

>>535327209
lmao people using tp pots/carots and think they are good at the game

do you want wit on your end goldship?

>>535327410
nyo need for 3 stamina cards bwo. 2 is enough. Get a Kita instead

>>535327594
Get Kita instead... of super creek? Anon I...

>>535327410
>MLB dia
>no kitasan black in sight
oh no no no no

>>535327209
>>535326396
Insanity

>>535327209
>9.8m daily average
holy hell that's 10 runs even with 1m fans per run
every single day

For every 10 humans that become trainers, 100 umas become racers.
How are they going to maintian the supply and demand for trainers?

>>535327410
Swap out Taishin for someone with better priority

>>535327209
Sorry, I already have a job and I don't need to turn horse game into a second one

>first G1 race
>trying to explain our strat
>this faggot horse gives me this dumb look the whole time
>I don't think she's paying attention
>race ends
>1st place
I think my trainee is autistic

I'm running this Tokai Teio and you can't stop me

>>535327209
>10m mil daily
holy wageslave.....

>>535327659
You don't have at least a 0LB Super Creek? Or a 3LB Kita?

What are the best power cards in the game right now?
I wanna try a 3 PWR , 1 speed, 1 wit, green lady run on Rudolf

CM Room #2: 84748920
Bring 3

>>535327830
Sunday soon!

>pick a different option in event
>skip doesn't turn off
why

>>535327684
Energy barely costs anything. If you're actually trying to build perfect CM horses that's just how your account looks.

>good stats
>win every race
>get all skill hints
>...
>no medium S
welp another one to the trash bin

>>535326870
Champions Meet and Team Trials is not worth burning out yourselves.
Take the game nice and slow.

fuck anons i need help
>2 days until CM
>still no good stamina parents
>still cant decide on a team
>still no good aces
do i keep using my daily borrows to try and make a decent parent or just dump them into ace training? i have no fucking idea what to train anymore

>>535327209
is it autism to write down the fans once per month?

>>535327857
vodka

>>535327797
Autistic umas make the best trainees. Managed to convince one that running three 1200m races was the same as running a single 3600m race. She won every single one.

so what's the deal with Bourbon? Is she a larper? A robot? Or a cyborg? She does acknowledge the fact that she has a heart and pulse, but everyone treats her like she is a terminator

Cuddle Maruzensky?

>>535328002
just use your waifus bwo, it's already over for you.

>>535328002
its a monthly event bro, just submit what you have lol

>>535327953
>everyone keeps talking about burnout
>playing like 4 hrs a day once I learned about chanme
>rolled 400 on creek banner
>mlbed creek and tazuna
>surely now that I have good cards I'm going to get bored
>now playing like 8 hrs a day
when exactly am I supposed to burn out?

>>535328067
Too old

>>535328039
yes

>>535328087
>>535328142
i dont want to be a titlelet bros...

>>535326396
I'm not part of an /uma/ club but this is the club's spreedsheet I'm part of

>>535328002
Stop caring
Stop stressing over it
Whales win with 1200 speed and 1000 stamina and 800-1000 power
Just take your participation carats

>>535328002
Just bee yourself

>>535328054
she's extremely autistic. and she's just larping.
the IRL horse was called cyborg because he ran at like a perfectly consistent pace during races so he was like a robot or whatever

going to the arcade with Maruzelensky to get my ass beaten at Street Fighter

>>535328054
She's a sapient spaceship that's disguised as an uma to learn about the world. Her story isn't that hard to understand, even if it's kind of odd.

>>535328054
horse 'tism mixed with larp

>Hot Spring Virginity being forcibly popped by Gold Ship

This is rape... I wanted Rice to be the first. This... This isn't fair.

>>535328202
your danchou fucking sucks at making spreadsheets

I'm a whale and I still dont know how the fuck people are doing 12k speed/1k stam, my best run has 12k speed and 600 stam

>>535328202
what rank is this?

can you use 2 of the same uma in team trials if one's the costume? like having mcqueen and costume mcqueen in the same team, or do they technically count as the same uma

>>535328202
>d*scord

Is Taiki's unique just bait? That shit never procs

>>535328229
>the IRL horse was called cyborg
How the fuck did cygames get all of these info when the horse's entire race career happened pre-2000 and died at 2016?

>20% speed gain
>10% stam gain
how come i don't see more dogai deio :DDDDD in lobbies?

>>535328393
It only procs on american umas like grass wonder

fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! who has a get SP quick strat!!!!!!!!!!!!!! im not using 100 carats for fucking daily races!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>535328328
you're either not a whale like you think you are or you don't understand the fundamentals of the game
OR
you are just getting extremely unlucky. maybe a combo of all 3

Is this a good Golshi deck?
Borrowing 9* stam parent, other parent is 9* stm/pwr/spe (don't have anyone else with a 3* stam spark.) Double circle affinity, but just barely

>>535327854
I went to pity on the Kitasan banner and my reward was MLB Satono and one free Kitasan. I'm at 178 on Super Creek and my reward is a bunch of MLB SRs but 0 Creeks. I am trapped in the borrowslave underhive for life.

>>535328192
Well you don't have time to build parents so just borrow a 9* stamina parent with good Medium stars and ult inherits. Use your best stam * or power* with good Mediums and train a Golshi.
You can probably get away with training a Nature without borrows.
And for your 3rd idk, I just built a 2nd Ace with Oguri

>>535328434
you think people are showing their actual aces in the lobbies?
they're gaslighting you with worse horses

>>535326878
>she's going to scream 'yada yada' during sex
Hot

>>535328328
Are you borrowing 9* stamina horse + 7-9* stamina horse of your own?
>4 spd horse Kitasan Sweep Flash Spe (free)
>Creek + Cafe
>Get your supports to rainbow
>Pray for good rng rainbow farming
>1.2k speed + 1k stamina

anyone have taiki with 3* stamina, medium spark and ura finale? the db has fuck all

>>535328328
imagine being worse than a chink bot

>>535328469
get lucky on team trials

>>535328469
shouldnt have leveled those guts cards bwo...

Still no hot springs ticket. Last time I even got fucking tissues.
and I'm sure when it happens I'm gonna fail the ura finals
This is all Rice Shower's fault

>walking in front of oguri so she should appear taller
>STILL a whole head shorter than her
what a fucking womanlet

>>535328328
>12k speed
You have to tell us YOUR secrets.

>>535328434
Pacekeks get nuked by debuffs, so even Anime Teio who can reliably get 3 gold recoveries and 1000 stamina can still be forced to limp to the finish line

Is there a guide on how to build pvp horses?

>>535328562
Taiki unique is trash don't bother

so be honest, how bricked is she

>>535328567
fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>535328584
im doing this for grass guts card!!!! her skills for mile are nice and she'd be good for my condor with furious feat if I get her!!!! fuck!!!!!!!!!1

>>535328415
dunno, but that's part of the appeal of the game to me desu, how much attention to detail they put into the game that directly ties to the real horse

>>535328617
>Anime Teio
All Teios are anime Teios. In fact, all umas are anime.
This is an anime game

>>535328634
People who watch THAT video will win

>>535328667
all depends on if you win the Iron gamble

>>535328617
Tfw my 4 gold teio doesnt have spd and acel skills even with all that stamina

>>535328002
What's CM?

>>535328415
These are very famous horses. There's a plethora of info in old new articles. Also most owners loved their horses and can remember all their little details.

>>535328603
slop-san your chair...

>>535326878
woe peppers upon ye witch

>>535328415
Cygames literally works with the Japan Racing Association. They have access to the lore sheets for each horse that are normally locked in a vault underneath the Nakayama Racecourse.

>>535328663
what do you mean?

>>535328806
Copulation Marathon

>>535328603
at least have the decency to do a second pass

how are you supposed to win the final arima kinen when building a debuffer nice nature? Do you just buy minimal velocity skills and stamina skills?

>>535328705
you don't need levels for skills ;)

>>535328806
cock milking

>medium S
>shooting for victory and red shift
>2 gold skills
>only 650 stamina
fuck

>>535325849
>trusting ningen
ngmi

>>535326878
Eat the FUCKING vegetables.

>>535328913
>>535328953
Oh so you need a lot of stamina?

>>535328603
its time to stop genning bud

That's good enough my lb0 Kitasan bricked account.

>>535328415
Yes, because as we all know, the 2000s are a dark age lost to history and time, a mystery to historians to this day. Are you Bakushin tier dumb or something?

>>535328935
>luckshit answer
use 18* Stamina parents
>lucklet answer
use/borrow Super Creek for Maestro to ensure you survive long objectives

>>535328935
NPC stats Natie

>>535328603
why would a horse wear pantyhose

>>535328393
It only procs in 4th position on the final corner. It's trash.

>>535328497
You should be able to get away with no Super Creek if your Golshi has has her gold recovery skill unlocked.
I never tried it myself though so idk.
Either way you don't need 3 stam for Golshi, with Manhattan Cafe and a borrowed MLB Creek I get her to 1000+ stamina eaily, the hard part is getting high speed on her because if your rainbow rng is bad you're fucked.

>>535328935
Just use Mommy Creek and buy her skill

>>535328067
Total Maruzensky love

>>535328274
never look a gift horse in the mouth

>>535328935
Fucking Happy Meek has a better stat spread than that Natie, holy shit.

>>535329036
Test it out in a CM room-
88580250
have 3

>>535328617
I hope they ban debuff skills from CMs sooner than usual. This shit is just unfun.

>>535328054
She is extremely autistic and larps as a robot

>>535326396
>umao
it's 404 for me can someone reupload it

Good luck fags, CM is mine

>>535328328
12k speed? wtf are your horses running at the speed of light

>>535329228
I'm not done with my Nice Nature yet

>>535329097
Wtf? Why is everyone saying that you need it then?

>>535326396
eh mine could be better but at least half of the sub10m shitters got kicked

bros... what the fuck did they do to her...

I still haven't made any CM umas and don't care. I'm just going to use my best.

which CM was ms. VICTORIA added to the game? if this cm doesn't have it who cares

Which one would be the better fit for CM?
>Tachyon with no accel skills
>Oguri with barely enough stam & gold recover skills
The other stats should be the same, like capped speed and about 400 wit.

>>535329051
Zoomers unironically think that.

>>535329395
btw when i was editing these two text screenshots together i accidentally clicked print and sent this image to the public access printer in the apartment complex i live in. im not going to pick it up, it cant be helped.

>>535329395
they DP'd her

>get good inherits
>my speed cards with (all >50 specialty priority btw) decide to skip training enough times to brick my run
I am this close to quitting

>>535328303
To give you an idea the guy is mantaining 4 CLUBS on his own, the main one (which I am part of) the tryouts and two more tryout clubs for said tryouts
>>535328336
We are S rank so far, his dream is making the main club get to top 30 which is why the schizo 4 club shit scheme he came up with, I find it silly desu, instead of making a club he could have just joined one where they share his goal.
still don't really care about the quota bullshit, I play 2-3 careers a day because i like it to watch and see if I get lots of white sparks or a 3*spark, if I ever get kick out I'll just look for a different club

>>535329228
>my first ever run of Narita run
I probably got lucky, but I'm going to work on her with my last friend stamina borrow of the day.

>>535329273
>>535328268
>>535328267
>>535328229
I see

does bracket 7 still exist in CM for lucky 7 to proc

>>535329395
Non consensual umapyoi

>>535329486
Bros?

>>535329395
they made her get a job and pay taxes

>>535329592
>won*
I wasn't trying to be punny... I think what helped is my NN had both the big debuffs for end closers and I was the only NN in the room.

>>535329545
jesus kek

>>535329592
accel skills are the most crucial thing so you're already at 99% full power
>Another CM Room
45470705
bring 3

>>535329218
>>535329152
>>535329065
>>535329056
thanks, i wont use Swinging Maestro but I'll try to make do with Corner Recovery

>>535329395
they saught her pearl and put into high gear

>>535329576
None of hishi's skills are good enough to justify not running manhatten or Mayano so you can actually get high stam

>>535329545
Someone is gonna be very confused

>>535329486
>barely enough stam & gold recover skills
You probably don't have enough. A properly built nature will nuke 8% hp, so 2 of them is 16%. Then if they have grass with the 2 white skills that target you that's another 2% x2. Meaning you will get nuked 20%. Your 2 golds will negate 11% IF they both proc and then you need 9% more than if it was just a normal race with no debuffers...
Basically you're fucked.

>>535328992
I'm building speed, more efficient. A lot of umas and not a lot of time

>>535328415
They found scrolls stashed away in a cave and paid a team of historians to decipher them over several years

>>535329839
850 stam with 400 wit and maestro isn't enough, is it?

>>535329545
don't they have an apartment ID for each print that's made? at least where I live is like that

>>535329651
yes
you gotta be number 7
heres a chart i stole form gametora

>>535329964
Not even close

My GolShi absolutely refuses to learn Medium or Long S. My Oguri consitently got Medium S with a single circle 2/3 borrows. My GolShi is 0/5 with double circles and 9 Long sparks

>>535329993
Bro what? no n ono NO no no noNO NO NO NO

>>535329912
This was after they lost a number of archeologists to the descendants of pre-bubble burst salaryman who had degenerated into subterranean ape men

>>535329591
>wagecucking this hard for 1000 carats

>>535330097
go pick it up before anyone else is there

How do i get the Long Ura Finale? I don't have it despite training what i thought were long horses for the daily races.

>>535330097
its over for you anon

>>535329824
Yeah, I'm considering replacing her with either Matikanefukukitaru or Marvelous, the idea being that I can hopefully spend less turns training wit and get some speed boosts at the same time.

>>535330183
You have to run more Long races in the career than any other race type

>>535329763
Yeah I can't compete against this autism where everyone got 9* stamina parents and S medium horses.

>yeah I’m just gonna not train lol
fuck this stupid horse!

>>535330183
Your ura is your most raced length
Golshi is pretty easy irc

>>535330124
Im a B+ danchod and i have their weekly fancount just by racemaxxing, i do 4 per day at 600-800 avg fan count per run

>>535330183
Take an uma like Golshi or Mayano and run some extra optional long races during career

>>535330097
at this point burning down all the building is your only choice

Damn.
This might stop being funny a few months or years down the line.

>>535330183
you need to race long races during the career bwo. Even Bakushit can win Long Ura

>>535324848
Today?
>Vodka
Yesterday?
>Vodka
The day before that?
>Matikanefukukitaru
Seething at some anons getting 3* umas

>>535330183
>no condor pasa or special week trophy

Can you explain this gap in your resume, anon?

>>535328415
reading about Teio the real horse:
>He had the personality of a young horse
>sometimes disobedient
>loved to play with other horses
>was really afraid of doctors due to his injuries, even a person wearing white will make him mad

>>535330183
Ura finale is determined by what type of race you raced the most in the career. You're not doing enough long races, just do a few extra non goal longs and you should get it

Which one? I'm tired of trying to fish for S Medium

this good enough or back to the drawing board?

>my cute dumb idol horse Smart Falcon and that big booba Marushakek are neck and neck for ALL the races we participate in
>commentator is still insisting TM Opero O is the favorite
In my headcanon there is alread a rivalry between Smart Falcon and Marushakekwhatisit

>>535330183
you gotta do some extra long races so its your most raced distance.

>>535330097
Accept your fate

>>535329839
Fuck, as expected. I guess I'll just hit open bracket and feed y'all free wins...

>>535330430
You need more stam anon, especially if you only have one gold recovery. Also:
>Late surger corners on an end closer

>>535330314
If she dies today, so will you, anon.

>>535328328
you are extremely retarded and I hope India gets nuked to bits

>>535330430
Your Med S? Your Go Home Specialist? Your accel skills? Why did you pick Professor of Curvature?

>>535330314
Why? It will get funnier in a few more months or years

I will lose in CM and I will like it.

>>535326878
So when they add Sweep is she going to be as difficult as GolShi is to train? Like will she just randomly decide not to show up?

>>535329994
Wait it's not gate 7, but bracket 7?

>>535330245
>>535330274
>>535330286
>>535330315
Had no idea, i thought it was predetermined like the goals you have.

>>535330327
I barely started playing when special week was on and during the condor on i still had no idea what i was doing so my horses were weak.

>>535330314
She'll be fine

I will literally never play another goldshit run after this one I swear to god

>20% gain
>these bitches have shown up so little that I have 390 speed at the start of senior year
I am so fucking mad. this isnt even counting the slow metabolism and dogshit summer camp

>>535330829
>didn't stay end
trainer issue

>>535330820
cute...

>>535330731
yep but for CM its game 7

Bwos if you have no club post your IDs

>>535330430
2/10, bad skills and no stamina, it's like you didn't even try. post another uma like that and your trainer certification will be revoked

>>535330829
>Pace Golshi
Bwo?

>>535330829
>He fell for the front runner meme

>>535330829
just go front bwo

>>535330335
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ig7ZStJdp1E

>>535330829
>front
>pace
trainer issue

Opinion on which one is better for CM? Left has better stats, Right has better skill

>>535330971
I DID AND SHE JOBBED TWICE IN A ROW

>>535330829
golshi uses her reality warping powers of retardation to punish anyone who tries to run her as pace. this is your fault.

>>535329591
Just join Skyjlv's club at this point some anons are.

maruzensky probably fucks like a sports car too

>>535330880
this game is fucking demonic. what the fuck.
and I get night owl too. I am about to melt from the anger holy SHIT

>Biwa has no unique post-race dialogue if you wina against Taishin in the race you're supposed to lose
>no unique dialogue if you finish ahead of Ticket in the Derby
Its bad in other careers but it feels exceptionally lazy here.

>>535330829
>mile
Is your golshi even equipped for that length?
Do trainers immediately run the next maiden race even if the length doesn't fit the aptitude?

>>535331056
left and pray that you dont run ahead of debuffers because you have shitty skills
both lack stamina and right has much less top speed. all those skills will put it ahead of debuffers and you will get drained

i think im gonna make an end closer spe
>b-b-but ur gourmand
agemasen

bloody benchod front meme 16th place japan cup

>>535324004
bet her horsepussy stanks

>>535330829
Why are you running miles on GolShi dumb fucking nigger? Your mile affinity better not have been C.

Damn, this isn't far from where I live. Its just an hour away.

>>535330829
I think I've failed two make debuts as front out of hundreds, this is either historically bad luck or shit stats

>>535329607
I love this autist

>>535331080
I run her as a Pace at the beginning since she usually inherits "A" in Pace.

>>535330829
found the trainer who sends G rank npc uma's into the debut in a awful mood

I rolled red tummy Teio off the free roll. Is she good? I don't get her unique skill.

>>535331056
Deck? Right might not have enough stamina to survive so my vote is for left

clock check /uma/

Followers check. Are you poplar, /uma/?

>>535331173
if my hons fails maiden race i just train and do maiden again a few days before Hopeless Stakes

>>535331346
130

>>535331346
167 cl*cks

Reminder it is your duty as a trainer to breed with and turn your trainee into a broodmare after she retires, to raise a future generation of strong umas and torenas

what is a jobber?

>>535331346
69

Only two still bother to use my uma tho

>>535331491
Shut up Dia

>>535331321
Both decks are same

do 9 star medium sparks have a higher chance of giving S Rank aptitudes than 3 star mediums?

>>535331192
retard

>>535331378
No but I just got my first 9* uma yesterday and I already got 5 more followers since then.

>>535331346
It's uh....it's 1 o'clock! Yes!

this.

>>535331510
Any Japanese horse running in the Prix de l'Arc de Triomphe

>>535331591
According to that Taishin anon from earlier apparently not.

>>535331346
Large and girthy, with a pair of jingly bits

>>535330183
I cum on Rudolf's shoes

>>535331685
I bought a Silence Suzuka plush just like this one.

Bend over, Trainer-san

>>535331346
221, I think

>>535331510
you in CM

>>535331685
but, also.... this.
>>535331860
SHOW HER PLEASE

superintelligence chink bot picked -5 energy +5 stat over energy multiple times. surely it knows something....

>>535329809
have to cut my wit by about 200 but i got through the biggest hurdle of the career

YOU FUCKING BITCH IT'S FUCKING CLASSIC YEAR YOU FUCKING FUCKKKKK I'M 30 POWER OFF YOU FUCKING DIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEE

>>535331937
Can be worth it to guarantee second skill upgrade.

>>535331937
source?

>>535326905
I was too late...

Woah guys check it out! I got Falcon off my free pull! I'm so happy it is a hot rolling period and all these 3*s are dropping like rain!!!

Yes Ai chan, of course I think you’re the best and the cutest.

>Gold Shit almost ruining another Hope
I hate this cunt so much.

>>535331907
She is awaiting shipment.

>>535332078
Fuck off luckshitter

>>535332009
wdym by 30 power off?

I ran takarazuka classic year with Gold Ship and got 7th
Tazuna said I needed more speed
Is a C in classic year not good enough?
I've heard that when she comments power that it usually means you got boxed, but speed?

>>535331995
What exactly is this supposed to be?

>>535332143
you need 3500 power to get BoFA from the event otherwise she just kills your fucking mood

>>535331346
159

>>535332164
more speed

>>535332078
whoa, you sure that isn't Biwa?

>>535332084
urara is cuter
>muh heckin daughterino!!
yeah, unironically, she's so cute she bent tracen's rules and somehow got admitted despite being an absolute shitter in-universe

>>535332048
my eyes, it picked stat over energy twice in a row then rested before summer

It's Fridey...

>>535332330
no but what chink supercomputer bot?

>>535332084
ew reddit eye
get this ugly whore away from me