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hopefully this thread will be more tame

wife taishin, now

Orange

>>543992816
What do you mean by that?

>>543992761 (OP)
>>543992816

>good parent run
>shit sparks
>shit parent run
>high blue, usable pink but 0 whites

Stop posting lewd Fukus I jerked off less than an hour ago

Excuse me, but if you don't have a melty like a rabid dog because of a game that means you're a sheep

>>543993097
what are you, 50? still shooting dust after an hour?

>>543993097
Okay

>NTR thread
What a terrible general.

God damnit. Chiyo is at like the worst possible release date. It'd be beyond hard to justify holding for her. Suuuuucckkkksss
>probably wont be in paid banner
>wont be in all spark

>>543993193
I don't like doing career runs with one hand

Unattractive umas that are actually attractive? No not Suzuka. She's just ugly and plain.

>>543991008
>mlb kitasan and other SSRs
>not winning CMs despite spending a fortune
>motivation crashes and burns
As many such cases, f2ps still winning

>fish: <$10 monthly
>dolphin: <$50 monthly
>shark: <$100 monthly
>whale: >$100 monthly
>leviathan: has literally everything in the game the moment it's released, maxed and duped
Can we agree with this?

rub her belly for good luck

>>543993097
I'm sorry, but we can't postpone tummy posting hours.

>>543993302
I like Shakur. But HATE the art used for that card of her. She looks like the Joey "Rape Face" Wheeler meme on that one

>>543993434
I don't know about all that, but I think we can all agree Dia is hot

>>543993447
Gladly

>>543992894
There needs to be more Szfk art
Szgr and Szsp is nice but Szfk is peak sovl

All umas are beautiful queens that deserve a trainer.

>>543992894
c-c-can I have the source?

>>543993447
>That belly

>>543993623
UMA TUMMY

>>543993623
This post is a lie the moment you recognize Ryan's existence

>>543993623
I agree! But something was wrong with your image so I fixed it

>>543993097
You got an hour to recover, then.

>do a single pull
>3*
>i fucking know it's going to be an off banner
>it was wedding groove
Why do I have to be the prophet of my misfortune
Please tell me she doesn't belong in the trash, she looks great with that dress

Fukucute

My favorite umas

which family kidnaps the most trainers to make new family members? the mejiro or the satono?

I want this but he's looking at a picture of real doto

>>543993851
Gold Clan

>>543993816
she gets a buff at some point iirc. BUT if she's your new oshi, build her anyway

>>543993851
Satono.

>>543993641
the moment they include the umas walking around with their bellies stuffed it's over for me

>Want a change of pace
>Decide to do a Teio run
>All her in built skills are useless
>Fails debut
I hate Teio so fucking much.

>>543993638
nb.a / nb look up "58830798" on e-hentai for the pixiv archive.

it is all futa though, fair warning

>>543993935
I don't have an oshi, so guess I'll wait until her buffs if I don't quit before. Game's getting boring

>>543993851
I feel like the Stay Gold clan is being slept on here.

>>543993816
she becomes a very practical choice for many CMs after the anniversary balance patch makes her unique activation requirements not retarded.

>Yup this one's going straight to the glue factory I'm not going to bother buying skills
At least it is on Ulala who has crap affinity with everyone....

>>543993996
Dont project your failure as a trainer on little Teio

>>543993434
I only clear up the limited packs and never buy the carats at raw price, so that's like $210 per six months. That's like $35 per month, still a dolphin

>>543993948
Irresistible!

Not only am I ugly but I'm also fat, retarded, low IQ, poor, manlet, small penis, crooked teeth, hairy, smell like shit, and worst of all SEA.
Which uma is for me?

>>543993447
fuku tummy is super cute...

>>543994154
Spechud

>>543994154
ya mum

>>543993623
My future trainee Mejiro Ardan..

>>543994007
the fucked up part is I was kind of hoping it would be futa, thanks for the meal

>>543993273
Do it for her

>>543994154
Tardzuna!

>>543992761 (OP)
>ywn get killed by Gentildonna

>>543994127
>so that's like $210 per six months.
Even just the three 7500 packs add up to more than that, add on the 2500 packs, monthly pack, and newbie starter kits and you're way off.

>>543994339
just hop the fence at her farm and try stealing one of her kids bwo

>>543993623
I'll never get over how grown ass women like Romanu and Maruzen compete with uma clearly way younger than them.

A dolphin is just a whale that jumps through hoops to say he's not a whale

>>543994347
Do they replenish the 2500 packs and starter kits each 6 months like they do with the 7500 packs? Don't think so

How many parents/grand parents should at least carry the groundwork sparks for making a front runner? All of them? Just one branch of the family?

>>543993674
I can fix her.

I raped every horse on earth

be honest, are you buying the paid tenner?

>>543994624
Which one?

>>543994624
The scamcha? No way.

I am a WHALE. I have spent FIFTEEN dollars on this game, and I'm PROUD of it. I think people who do not receive their paychecks in United States Dollars should KILL THEMSELVES.

>>543994497
That's just Mr. CB

>>543994652
either or both

What’s it like fucking a horse?

YOU'RE ALL SHEEPS CHOKING IN CYJEWS'S COCK

>>543994624
Yeah. It's one time isn't it? I'll take it

>>543994769
I thought it was a paid selector. Where does the selector come from?

>>543994770
Bags of sand.

>>543994769
Probably not. I would only buy selectors

>>543994057
>I'm not going to bother buying skills
You fool

>>543994769
I don't daily pull with the daily pack paid carats, so I'll probably take it.

>>543994624
Why would I pay for SSRs when Air Shakur can ruin my day for free?

surely I will get medium S as well

>>543994938
And turf S!

>>543994938
Do NOT do it! Pre-debut charming is mustard g

>Palmer is the only Mejiro with no WIT growth
What did Cygames meant by this?

Which UC Mobile Suit would your favorite Uma pilot?

>>543994769
A lesson for these /uma/, if you plan to spend money, always spend them on the umas as it's fairly worht it. NEVER buy it on the support banner because the chance to get a useless LB0 or worse, Air Shakur is very very very high.

>>543994624
I'm gonna get the SSR selector but not the 3* one

I've been playing since late July and have been decently lucky on trainee pulls so I've got most characters (and almost every one that I want out of what's come out so far), and blowing 1/20th of a spark on an in-all-likelihood dupe isn't the best idea imo.

On the other hand, none of my SSRs are MLB'd, so anything would be a markedly good thing.

Does ryan really get a mood down every turn or am I just really unlucky today?

>>543994769
will these have a time limit? like, "expires in two months" or whatever

>>543994938
its not looking good

>>543995103
Mesmerizing...

>>543995103
The swinging maestro herself

>>543994624
Yeah, a friend maybe-kinda has a salaried job opening they can nepo me into so I'm feeling free with my money right now

>>543994938
man, when I first started playing I always picked the first option. now that I know better I never get this event

>>543994830
No paid selectors until first anni. We get a free SSR selector this time around from mission.

>>543995121
this is probably my favourite image of kitasan
and that's saying a lot because her sexo images are very good

>>543994817
seems like it, a single tenner for each
>>543994830
i think it's the one from anons pick, can't find any info about it
>>543995051
i think it looks like a regular banner meaning you have until pic rel time to roll

>>543995201
>spending as though you already have the job even though you don't

Why would you run Summer Maru when Smart Falcon is right there Anon?

>>543995289
she's broke
she's broke as all hell and it's your favorite

>>543995453
Another debt slave in the making... Many such cases.

>>543995453
It's not like he's taking out a mortgage.

Where did everyone go? Why is it suddenly so dead in the past 2 days?

>>543994258
I don't give a fuck
I'm going to roll for Chiyo and that's that

>>543994938
surely I will get redshift and divine might and end closer S as well

>>543995582
>Where did everyone go?
They found themselves a fun game to play.

>>543995582
I've been doing 5 runs a day between CM preparation and parent farming for frontrunners and it sucks ass.

>>543995685
Not likely

Dropping useless ass grass was my key to getting safe retention

>>543994996
Palmer, my dumdum queen!

>>543995582
I did 10 runs today, fuck off dancho

>>543995582
busy touching themselves to horse belly

>>543995714
Well, maybe don't? Use wedding mayano, evil nature, and then an end closer ace of your choice. That's equally as viable as front runner grinding, and takes much less time(luck)

>>543995582
Getting my first 3* stamina spark and it sucks but it's a start towards my own 9* stam

>>543995960
I already did all that and they don't win any fucking lobbies.

>>543994061
Nah I'm never running this useless brat again.

>>543996112
Thats my baby

The biggest mystery of the game is
WHO IS THE BEAST?

I want more umas that are old and out of touch just like me.

I love witGAWD...

>>543995582
>3am eastern
>midnight pacific
north americans (bulk of global's playerbase) are in bed, anon. I know I should be

>>543995453
It's honestly a bad idea but I don't have any expenses right now (basement dwelling having just finished university) so in practice it's just chipping a little extra off the otherwise-solid savings block

>5 SPEED cards and i still can't max my Doto's SPD


Chat i think i'm retardeded

>>543996318
>unclemusume: pretty cringe

>>543996380
>In bed at midnight
Oji-san...

Dia love

>>543995912
No idea what you're implying here, pal.

>>543996449
Are you calling me californian, anon? those are fighting words. I'm great lakes and proud

>>543996112
only two years left until you can scout her

>>543996417
How did they train a cat to handle a shotgun???

>>543996562
*Flies over u*

>>543996317
Feels like it's the generic nickname they gave to strong horses in Japan when the audience ran out of ideas

>>543996380
>haven't landed a job yet after just finishing uni
>solid savings block
You can just admit you're a trustbabby, you don't have to do this runaround on us.

>>543996526
Dia marriage!

>>543996112
uma musume is a belly game

>>543995684
nobody wanted to hang out with me, not even the director

>>543997031
I can't be the only one who feels like every time I get ditched during summer, it's basically like no one coming to your uma's birthday party.

Since no one is playing this game anymore does that mean cm4 is going to be a free win or is it going to be the hardest one yet?

>>543995545
it's funny

Uh oh time for stinky

>>543996417
>America doesn't have a gun problem

I FUCKING HATE TAJIKARUARJASIUTSUKA KINEN LET ME REST FOR SUMMER FUCK

>>543997140
The hardest sweatiest one so far, summer hag is in, leviathans on full force
You will never win a CM again unless it is a Mile or Sprint where you can luckshit your way to a win
Just wait for xGuri for a chance to win

>>543996417
what the fuck is this real?

>>543996112
She is the final boss of the fatfuck horses, right? Oguri Cap and Special Week put in some work. She seems like an actual lazy fatass

>>543997515
even in open league?

>>543996772
>>haven't landed a job yet after just finishing uni
>trustbabby
anon... that's like, half of all graduates in the past year according to da news

I got a warehouse boxhumping job after moving back home over the summer but quit last month after getting in a fight with my boss. I'm trying to find something actually related to my degree because of the sin of pride, but might cave and try retail again if I actually run out of money.

The one upshot of the last few months is the fact that I have a few thousand in the bank so I'm not gasping for air like when I was living in the big city, and the banner is like, 30 bucks worth of carats? It's fine.

Umamusume.

How the fuck do you get these stats?????

>>543997515
>Just wait for xGuri for a chance to win
Lmao whales and leviathans will have one 5* and mega busted, there's no chance even with her

>>543997140
Nothing but the fattest fucking sunk-costers on the planet for you. The cuties who were going to run a go-home specialist golshi this CM are gone for greener pastures.

>>543997497
Spe-chan...

>>543997635
Open is even worse because it has a different type of metafag, losers that can't compete in Graded but will still hardcore min max for a giga Uma, you have better chances of winning in Graded B

>>543997665
4 speed, 2 stam, at least 9* stam parent

>>543997140
The latter. Early rounds will be easy as always but you'll run into the freaks with capped Speed + Stamina and 800+ power with Medium S ready to send your umas into retirement

uuu I miss Digitan love anon

>11 URA sparks
>They never proc
I love inspiration!

Do you know any feats that qualify this pigeon as "smart", as they say? Or am I going to have to ask r/IntelligenceScaling?

>>543997895
Hentai

>>543997497
Does she know?

>>543997762
I did graded B for the first two CMs and would get 0 or 1 wins per set of 5
I literally can't make a horse better than B+

>>543997665
It's not that difficult once you factor in the greens. Hanshin and non-standard double circled is 120 stamina.

>>543997818
If you have a modifier on stamina, you may get away with 2 power cards instead, like so. Yeah she's 32 short of the recommended stamina value but end closers don't need that much stamina since they can with a bit of luck dodge the worst red skills.

>>543997641
The way you worded it sounded like you've just been NEETing since last spring but still have 'savings.' I'm just razzing you anway, it's all gucci.

My impression was the paid banner was all-you-can-whale though, not just a single 10pull for 1500.

>>543997975
Surely you can make an A horse, what is your deck looking like?

>>543997975
don't fall for that gaslight, Open is for people like you who also gave up and autoselected their team

Is late just not viable at all next cup? I tried Pace and End and they both work or can win with accel. Meanwhile Late gets stuck at 4~7 even if their acceleration procs at the right time

>>543998043
>MLB Vodka
WhaleGOD

>>543996772
>>543997641
just join the military and if you have a degree try to commission as an officer

Marz!

>"its not le hard :^))))"
>check deck
i fucking hate A+ niggers

>>543997665
uma musume is luck game

>>543998117
cm5 is just cm3 part deux with higher wit, so lates are more viable than pace due to better access to accels

>>543997665
Cancer was worse thoughever

>>543998071
Mostly 0 and 1LB cards

>>543998117
There is an uphill that rapes everyone in the final stretch, if you haven't noticed
You need velocity skills on top of accel, not just accel, to get past it
The only Umas who can reliable ignore it are Oguri and Goldship
As late you need stuff like Oguri and Rudolf ults, on top of having pump, redshift and sfv
Pick your poison

>>543998375
bricked

If you aren't willing to seriously consider getting a tattoo of your favorite horse, then you don't really love her. Think carefully about this.

>WHALE WHALE WHALE WHAAAAAALE
>IS THAT... A MLB SSR CARD?????????? OH NO NO NO NO HE SPENT HE SPENT SPENDER
>SPEND RUNNER
>OINK OINK OINK
>OINK HE IS AN OINK CHASER
>OINK OINK OINK
>PIGGY PIGGY HE IS A PIGGY SURGER
>OINK OINK OINK HE IS A SPEND CLOSER
>OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK
>actually mad
>OINKERS OINK OINK OINK
>HE SPENT??? HE SPENT OINK OINK WHALE
>piggu melty
>HE SPENT DISPOSABLE INCOME ON A GAME LOL OINK OINK OINK OINK PIGGERS PIGWHALE OINKERS SPENDER SPENDER HE IS NOT F2P
>actual melty
>OH NO NO NO NO PIGGYMELTY PIGGY MELTY WHALE MELTY MELTY MELTY MELTY KEKYPOW
>Uh oh melty
>OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK MELTY MELTY MELTY MELTY MELTY MELTY MELTY MELTY MELTY MELTY

>>543993434
I consider myself a dolphin

>>543998046
It's worded like the paid carat banner around launch was, which was a one-time 1,500 paid carat banner, so I'm assuming it'll be the same.

I'm just twitchy because my friends who studied STEM shit are already gainfully employed at real companies, don't mind me

>>543998421
or just new
anyone starting after ksb banner and especially after super creek rerun will have zero supports

>>543998449
this but unironically

>>543998449
YOU WERE MEANT TO USE A TEIO PIC WITH THAT POST YOU DOUBLE TRIPLE NIGGER

>>543998468
you don't even have mlb kitasan, you're not even albacore

I'm sorry Dia I already have a wife.

>>543998440
What the fuck is a horse you fucking retard

How would you rate this Maru parent? This is the first time I ever got a 3* URA Finale so hopefully this will make URA Finale spark hunting easier.

>>543998607
No groundwork is glue

>literal 4th day
>fail with 4%
>don't overdo it
>practice poor'd
Fuck this game

>>543998159
Ehh, I've spent around 80 yuros trying to get kitasan, rolled 2 vodkas instead. Then I MLB'd her the last banner. Maybe by your definition that would be whaling, but I'd say a similar result to my mayano is achievable by anyone. Also for the record, Vodka is the only non-event SSR I have MLB'd.

SO GIVE ME ALL YOUR POISON AND GIVE ME ALL YOUR PILLS

>>543998552
She wasn't asking.

>>543998720
>pays
>similar results achievable by anyone
Delusional whales...

>>543998564
what the fuck is an uma

>>543998468
>no Kita
oooof

>>543998720
whalebro...

>>543998564
Your mom is a horse

Dia is ultimately for Kitasan because of the story and backstory they share.

>>543998701
I haven't gotten a groundwork from inspirations in like two fucking days despite having like 9* groundwork legacies.

i don't even play the game anymore...

>>543998449
>DISPOSABLE

There's your problem. If you advocated voting for say Kamala Harris here, you'd expect heavy pushback right? Because idiots on 4chan believe she would have brought various poisons into society - brown immigrants or wokeness or whatever. But when you advocate voting with your dollar, which is far more powerful than a mere ballot, for more of the social poison that is the selling of harmfully addictive products and services, you expect that people should agree? Well some idiots here will yes, but... most of them are hypocrites, and all of them are idiots.

Money may be disposable to the spender, but it isn't disposable to the receiver in this case. The company SURVIVES because relatively rich people vote to undercut their own society in exchange for a very, very slight improvement in the quality of their entertainment.

The correct choice is to burn these companies down by either ignoring their games when they suck or playing them without paying a cent when they are good.

>>543998879
>Air Shakur

>>543998932
Could be worse. You could get groundwork but your 3rd green ends up as outer post

>my All Seeing Eyes is hitting fronts more than Murmur is actually activating
What the fuck

>>543998449
Uh oh piggy melty

I wish horses were real

>>543998834
Literally yes. I started late, so I couldn't save carrots to guarantee a pity kitasan without paying and the internet convinced me that I was wasting my time if I didn't get her. I'll pull up the kitasan that my 80 yuros got me, just for you.

I don't think I've ever used her on a run.

>>543998564
Sorry I meant honse.

>>543999119
I hope you saved for her rerun

>event for a support card you don't have equipped
>it takes away energy

>>543998043
This only works because WMTG has 10% stam growth, and also because MLB cards...

>>543999035
is this a copypasta I haven't been privy to because of my isolation in generals threads or are you severely autistic

>>543999187
>saved
whales don't need to save to paypig a kitasan

what's her deal
tickezo is being friendly to her

>>543999195
>event for a support card you don't have
>dumps +20 energy and leaves

>>543999195
I LOOOOOOVE PALMER

>>543999307
Thank you Gold City

>>543999105
I guess I'll just try and cycle this Bourbon back to a Maru for Groundwork and URA Finale since I got the 3* Ura now to spark farm with.

>>543999307
Thank you Rob Roy

>>543999307
thank you turbo

>>543998912
The moment one of them becomes my trainee, they're basically my future wife.
I don't make the rules, it's just how it is.

>>543999195
you're welcome~

What the fuck is she yapping about
Trainers are technically educators no? If student asks for help, a teacher helps

>>543999271
por que no los dos?

>>543999412
There is a reason we always end up with just one trainee.

>>543999412
stranger danger
umas will kidnap and rape you

Is there any difference when you get the loli director instead of tazuna or eclipse first the rest is nowhere in the gacha honse?

>>543999412
She's trying to protect you from getting raped by umas other than her, anon

Mayano SR is really shit, the zero friendship + no hints really fucking blows

>>543993434
>1c
Piggy
>$10
Piggy
>$50
Piggy
>$100
Piggy
The subspecies don't matter
Once a piggy, always a piggy
Spe-chan would say this, would act like this and would laugh at piggies too btw

>>543999531
Yeah director and Eclipse first and the special pattern on the door all mean you're getting a 3 star uma.

Imagine if Daiwa and Vodka actually got a serious manga/anime

>>543999531
https://gamewith.net/uma-musume/69656

I love those +30 energy events

>>543999187
I spent what I had to MLB vodka, now I only have around 3k. I'll conserve my titckets and carrots for the rerun, and if I get some copies with what I have then I might drop cash to get the MLB, but if I stay unlucky the game can keep her.

>>543999643
Whats your hang up with gacha spending anyway?

>>543999706
What if I wanted to imagine them having sex instead?

Piggies run this thread

>>543999706
This but Bakushin

>>543999643
go be poor somewhere else

would you read the fucked up doujin she writes

>>543999531
Tazuna with gold door = you got a 3* uma
Director with gold door = you got the banner 3* uma
Eclipse First The Rest Nowhere = you got multiple 3* umas

>>543999802
Red Desire wouldn't approve.

Is the poorfag a little angry? Jealous that people can spend $20 when you have to beg that from mom to buy lunch?

This is what leads to artists drawing ryona artwork

>>543999252
So literally what I said. Look: >>543998043
>If you have a modifier on stamina, you may get away with 2 power cards instead
MLBing SRs isn't that difficult. If you don't have even that, then obviously choose something like a 3/3 or 4/2 speed/stamina instead.

>>543999802
They're literal minors you sick fuck.

>>543999412
>Trainers are technically educators no?
Only for whoever they're training, they're more like personal tutors who scout their own students.
And if you haven't noticed, umas get quite possessive of their trainer.

>>543999876
How "fucked"? Can't be that bad

>>543999993
SHE WAS A TWO YEAR OLD FILLY YOU SICK FUCK

>>543999495
We haven't seen any uma do any of those

>>543999692
>>543999531
UMA GROK IS THIS REAL OR A UMA GASLIGHT

>>543999868
Dantsu paizuri

>>543993434
even simpler and applicable to any game regardless of pricing
fish: only monthly packs, maybe starter packs
dolphin: monthly packs and occasional discounted packs
shark: every discounted pack
whale: every discounted pack and consistently non-discounted packs

Isn't it too early in this game's cycle for you guys to have melties. We haven't even gotten the meat and potatoes of Uma Musume yet, this is just the free breadsticks.

imagine the punctuality

ecripse first za rest nowhere

>search some grandparent on doxogenesis
>the owner has /uma/ in the description
huh... the world is a small place after all

>>543998912
>scouts you instead of you scouting her
>father makes you pass a test before handing Dia, their "shining jewel" over to you
>final story is a date where she won't let you leave after you tell her she can be honest about her feelings
y-yeah...

>>544000194
Open secret in the industry but no one is brave enough to get #hetoo going.

Nishino is a really nice card

>>544000313
I would cum too quickly

>>544000284
Tamamo would say this

>>544000495
speed or power?

fine motion for speed star or muteki for midrace skills? pace oguri btw

>>544000284
Mmmm... breadsticks.

>>544000636
Shut up Oguri Fat

>>544000626
FM is decent but speed star is a bit gambly, muteki is bad as stat stick but pretty good skills. bee urself.

>Find parent on chronogenesis
>Profile has my full name and address

>>543993836
Mine too for 4 really huge reasons.

>>544000284
yeah, yeah, I heard the abuse you give to your Umas during MANT

>>544000284
This reminds me, has anyone ever eaten so many breadsticks the waitress just stops bringing them over? This has only happened to me once but it was very noticeable, especially because they did refill the first 5 baskets and even served me the italian oil and herbs dip the fifth time with no breadstick followup, idk, still think about it to this day, it was bad service and made me feel like a pig.

>>544000673
I hope all the trainings during your next Summer all stack on Guts, you rude cunt.

>>543999886
thank you gaslightdacchi I trust you with my life

>>544000636
>>544000785
Oguri Cap or Special Week? you decide...

Thoughts on mares?

>parent run
>charming predebut AGAIN
I'm killing myself

What do you guys pick here for this event?
I really want to get Fast Paced, but damn it, I need that stam.

Also, I hate how the fact that this event can only trigger during Summer camp means I'll never get any value out of rolling charming off of it.

>>544000882
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF UMA HISTORYYYYY

dia and kitasan friendship is complete fanfiction anyway
isn't kitasan's real best friend the new horse that just came out

>>544000626
I forget she even has Speed Star and the white version because I borrow her for consistent wit, Right-Handed, and maybe Nimble Navigator. But Speed Star
>35% increase in target speed for 1.2 seconds
Maybe it clutches but I've never had luck with it and felt it lackluster. Mileage will vary, but Muteki has the whole THH combo to help that position keep and give that extra push into late race/spurt.

post something cute

how do umas know they are mares

>>544001074
Noticing Teio’s bulge

>>543999324
Speak of the devil

>>544000913
they owe me sex

>>544001116
No horsecock

>>544000913
Does it really matter when all umas are women by default?

>>544001258
mares are EXTRA women
understand?

>>544000913
they make me feel funny

>>544001258
Actually some of the umas are human

>>544001116
depends on how big their cock is

>620 stam
>maestro
>3rd in tenno sho spring
ANOTHER 20 MINUTES OF MY FUCKING LIFE WASTED AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>544001258
there are feminine women and masculine women

>>544001378
lemme guess, rainy and heavy soil?

>>544001074
Oguri Cute

>>544001378
Did you make sure Nature was #1 in your heart? If she's not, she jobs. If she is, triple triple crown guaranteed.

>>544001378
Your McFat? Your Rice? If you use them, failure is not an option

>>544001378
Guts status?

If only this had URA spark

daiwa's fat daiwa's suffocating me

>>544001378
I once had 2 gold skills and got 2nd in the tenno sho, I'm just going to assume that both failed to activate deapite having 450 wit at the time

>all comers

hey, they named a race after this thread! *badum tiss*

>>544001378
Who killed you?
Opera, Mackie or Golshi?

>>544001542
What deck? Those are some nice skills sparks.

Please bros I need this to be the run

goldshi's bff when

>>543999868
Dantsu breastssex AND titssex

> Gassing out on every single CM room I join despite having 800 sta + 2 golds
Oh no. Guess people are building some really lit debuffers now or something

>>544000527
>Eishin Flash will never give you a loving sensual handjob with an ejaculation countdown.
>You will never get to see the scowl on her face when you fail too hold it in and cum on 1 instead of 0.
>She will never immediately start over without giving you time to recover, only this time the handjob is more rigged and much less sensual.
>You will never see her scowl deepen when you fuck up the countdown AGAIN.
>You will never experience the endless cycle of Eishin Flash angrily jacking you off until you die, just to satisfy her autism.
Why live?

>>544001389
the sluttiest and most feminine umas are based on stallions thoughbeit

>>544001964
are you gassing or are you just hitting the final hill and having inferior power

About to make Virgo parents
Is the meta pretty much just Cancer but with Maru at the top?

>>544000597
speed. Good skills and energy events

>>544000935
I pick Fast Paced if I don't believe I'll be getting a discounted Ramp Up from Creek. But often I'll pick stamina because Creek is a bitch that sometimes doesn't want to hang around the stamina facility so it only turned level 3 for me by first summer, and I prefer meeting stat lines to survive the track.

>>544001843
>no medium S
Its already over.

Lucky butt scratch

700 power is my limit without changing parents

then change parents

>>544002286
Borrow MLB king jobber

>>544001501
>McFat

stop being mean, it's just water weight

>>544002086
Mostly gassing from what I can tell

>>544002394
over MLB biko or bakushin??

>>544001973
Now that's some punctual and Germanic thinking. That was beautiful.

>>544002348
When does Suzuka actually become good?

Anyanon wanna come help me test out my leo team?

63969731

>>544001812
yaeno borrow with kitasan, sweep tosho, fuji kiseki (wit SR), daitaku helios and super creek

How many months until the Canopus gang can reunite with Natie?

>>544002125
One 10% hint from Creek isn't enough to get me to buy ramp up for S Maru. I got way too much other shit to buy. Id rather spend extra SP on Professor than Ramp.

But yeah I'm gonna stick with Stam this CM.

I don't even pull the make debut banners yet why would I pull the mid anni banner

>>544002718
how many YEARS bro
2 years

guess the spark

>>544002542
Did proc those recovs thoughever

>>544002718
Machitan early next year!

>>544002832
2 star wit, 1star late surgery

>>544002463
tell mcfatty to lay off the mcdonalds

>>544002929
It was even more gay than that.

>>544002832
1 star speed, 3 star turf

>>544002558
i like horse breasts

>>544002832
You missed the S in late for that ASS build

forever my kingu

>>544002864
They should, I'm talking averages not specific races. Unless I have a streak of 10 very unlucky races.

damn what the fug
i just felt like spending a free ticket

>>544002559
First Anniversary (2022/2/24) according to jap wiki

>>544003271
sorry for your impending purgatory

>>543999876
I’d make her suck me off while I read them aloud

>>544003207
Even though I know that SSA is generally better, I'm always happiest when I get ASS.

>>544003474
wowa slow down there Digitan

>>544003271
Congrats on pulling the best and cutest uma. You can now stop playing.

BAE is best

>>544002143
but it says "medium aptitude went up"

Let me speak to the people Durandal.
They need to hear this.
I'm not a big fan of the government.

>tenno spring sash runs going bad
>do a parent run instead
>
?????????

I think Marga neglected her stamina and wits...

>>544003947
why are haruten sashes suddenly important

Is my blood boiling because of tranny localizers or do I just really hate the youth?

>>544003889
I need the tard squad stat!

test

>>544003947
what? late requires the least stamina and yours is borderline
this is why she won but not by an enormous margin

>>544003150
Good.

DANCHO NIGGER DANCHO NIGGER DANCHO NIGGER DANCHO NIGGER DANCHO NIGGER DANCHO NIGGER DANCHO NIGGER DANCHO NIGGER DANCHO NIGGER DANCHO NIGGER

Brian was part of the student countil?
Now I want her for my themed team.

>>544004037
for my sweet doto
(summer spe ate 45 of them even though i don't even buy it's on on her)

>>544003947
Your opponents had trouble breaking out from traffic. Less power could help with that.

She never goofs up!

>>544004085
my 600 stam and maestro ends always choke and get 3rd...

>>544004265
so close to being good

>>544004139
Anonymous says this.

If I don't have Tickezo onsen scene before this event ends I'm quitting

>>544004268
in this case his ryan also had a good chunk of wit so she managed her endurance and positioning well
i'm assuming yours was a witlet that burned herself out

>>544004041
You have a stick in your ass on this one.

>>544004041
I don't think you hate youth, I think you just hate ebonics and the ones that use it.
Fucking mudsharks

>>544004781
I eat like this

>>544004041
I love youth and gyarus.

>>544004041
I don't know anything about gyarubabble, but translating it as egregious zoomiespeak can't possibly be a good sense-for-sense translation.

i won 1 practice room and they had two A+ umas
i should be safe for group A finals, right?

more...power...

>>544004632
>she's not talking about the derby
>when is the derby
>dahbey

>>544004992
Yesyes, you can stop making aces now.

You guys are being cringe

haha she has primogem on her head

>>544005174
you too sweetie smooch

>>544004989
That's the closest the west have to a Gyaru.

tokai teio

>>544004727
spe-chan would not say this

...SUCKS

tights are nice

i love loser umas

>>544003797
I can't read.

Parent farming Oguri is like playing MANT early

bros why does late surger feel so bad in career

>>544005906
twice as many umas to get stuck behind, and they're all slower than you are

i'm convinced to not roll riko anymore, thanks for the advice bros

>>544005906
because there are 18 horses on the field

manko manko, umatsuri manko

>>544005984
You're gonna roll 100 times bwo

God punishes the sin of sloth with leprosy

>>544005906
>>544005961
but I rarely (if ever) struggle with running end closers in career
do late surgers just have worse ai?

>>544005984
so you're just not gonna use your free pulls?

>>544005906
the COWARDS at cygaymes refuse to add bumping for POWER chads

>>544006083
there's rarely any end closers, while you can usually count on 5-10 late surgers
if you have an inside or even mid post, you're incredibly likely to get boxed in running as late, while ends will manoeuvre around them all

>>544006058
It's still funny that there had been discussion whether to roll Riko or not only to end up having free pulls on her banner.

>>544006083
ends can just waddle to the outside because nobody is blocking them in the back.

Guess this leper's sparks

>>544006278
Guts 1

>>544005906
>>544006083
unironically, just put late surgers up front, done vodka and haru front-only and they've gotten goat status not haru but you get the point she reached like 120k fans

>>544005421
And the closest thing we have to an onigiri is a jelly donut. I think this is a situation where you just punt as a localizer rather than butcher the character to try to make it 'work.' Better to erase it in translation than butcher it.

>>544004165
She's the fukukaichou even

>>544006153
Jap sissies would never

>>544006219
desu there's still gonna be a spark discussion. I was gonna perma borrow Riko originally but if 1LB SSR is usable and I get a 0LB Riko with my 100 pulls I'm gonna be tempted to spark for 1LB

>>544006308
A little better than that

>>544006219
but should I pull to pity or not?

>>544006424
our overlord

>>544006391
>tfw genetics gave you a perfect jawline but you're 5'1", 120lbs.
real jockey shit

>>544006450
Is it true MLB R Riko is also usable or is that just cope?

Watch as how griftubers will suddenly shift the narrative to needing to spark the riko SSR when they've been saying for weeks that the R version is enough

>>544006219
There's a pretty big chance of not getting any (including a single R) in those free rolls and then what?

>>544006337
yeah thats what ive been doing
specifically i do front if theres another front and pace if not

i love doto but i hate seeing tranny opera O constantly in her career

>>544006832
narita top dog

>>544006832
i love top dog

>>544006712
any card that is not at least SR MLB is cope in some form I'm afraid

>>544006942
based

Daily lace dewa
moonlighto sho dewa
Ou Uokka da
Ore no kachita na

>>544006942
Then you dont really love her.

>>544006712
R scenario cards were buffed later on in JP so unless we get the buff early I don't think she's gonna be that good. Still usable if you wanna cope and don't have the SSR I guess.

>>544007041
I want to be manhandled by Dream Journey and Stego.

>>544006712
R cards don't get the full event chain until a JP patch

no one asked

The worst screen in the game...

>>544006749
I'm just going to bite the bullet and deal if that happens. I'm not going to swipe for a card that's going to potato in four months.

someone asked (not me though)

>undefeated Doto run as Pace
>put her on late on Tenno Sho spring after taking her skills
>8th
Yeah this one is entirely on me

It was me, I asked

[TERRIBLE NEWS] Someone asked…

>>544007145
Are you an unmarked mass grave or a tasteful memorial kind of individual?

>>544007193
This actually works for me for rice shower runs sometimes. If I've only managed like 500 stam and running as pace fails, switching to late sometimes secures the win instead of pissing 3 and a half clocks away.

saving carats for digitan

Digitan rape

>>544007145
casual chads wold never

>>544004781
I need a girl like this in my life

I've never pulled for umas

>>544007176
I'll have enough to roll another 100 if I don't get any but I'd rather save for umas, rolling cards is too expensive.

I should be able to rent umas like i do with cards

>>544007618
You rent parents.

>>544006712
Do you realize that getting MLB R is pretty low chance? And if you consider yourself lucky then just get mlb ssr.

i should be able to rent particularly slutty umas for free

saving carats for rice

>>544007680
Wish I could rent a non-absent dad.

cute

>>544007618
Imagine if that's implemented, and you get to keep all the career rewards, but not the sparks obviously... but you still get to see the sparks you would get if you had the uma, just for the absolute seethe of watching perfect sparks going down the drain...

>>544007724
/uma/ is for children of intact households, kindly leave without making a scene.

Why one is a better guts card mambo or urara at MLB?

I should be assigned a mandatory Umawife.

This uma is the devil incarnate

>>544007710
Do I even want to know the context for this one?

>>544007827
Urara is the best guts card in the game until guts Orfevre

>I wonder if even I could have a relationship like Opera O and Ayabe
What relationship Doto
What did you mean by this Doto

>>544006942
behold, the raped

>>544007724
You can rent me, a Rent-A-Dad.

The power of the big city...

And good nice nature porn?

>>544008024
Turn. Her. Back.

>opera is annoying
>vega is boring
>shakur is ugly
doto herself is wonderful but these other girls bring her career down

>>544008048
Making babies with Digitan.

>>544008024
now laisu is happy!

>>544008063
Gyarufication is unfortunately permanent. All the doujins say so.

>>544008063
No

I still haven't watched the story event...

oguri sure is lucky

>>544007686
Nice gaslight, R cards actually get a rate up now unlike the days of Kitasan Black. It would be insanely unlucky to not MLB the R card in the free 100.

>>544008191
AHHHHH NOOOOOOOO

>4 spd 2 pwr
>highest stat is stamina
Umazing

I told Dia my penis is so small she wouldn't able to feel anything so she left me alone.

>>544008024
>Ogyaru Peak (no cap)
Nice.

>>544008130
delete this

>>544007740
Who the fuck

3 cuties

>>544008130
Do not post any more of Brown Rice.

>>544008130
>fried rice

No more gaslighting.
No more being horny.
Behave yourselves, NOW.

>>544008482
no

>>544008336
That's not BNW thoughever.

>>544008250
Chance of MLB R in 100 (90 because one of them is guaranteed SR+) is only around 25% with that rateup. It's unlikely to happen for the most. Getting MLB at 200 (180) is only around 80%.

>>544008482
I'm burned out from trying to make SuMaru aces, sorry can't do

Anniversary waiting room

>>544007929
doto wants to be actively harassed

>>543992761 (OP)
Whats the best NTR version?

>>544008583
3% of the playerbase won't receive even a single R Riko card in those 100 free rolls btw. Which is pretty big, considering the size of playerbase.

>>544008667
My little ancestor can't be this cute.
Also, GIVE ME NAKAYAMA FESTA NOW!

Ho, ho, hee, hoo!

>>543999307
Thanks Pearl

>>544008819
jpfags are fear mongering that global will crash once MANT hints
it can't be that bad

This must be full retard hours, because that's all I'm seeing in this general.

>>544008819
If that means I get Suzuka, Biko, FineMotion, Creek, KingHalo, Taishin sure

i'm so hungry

2 pace or 1 pace + 1 front
one of my ace is tachyon who doesn't want to be promoted, not really sure how many fronts I'll encounter in the actual cm day

jesus christ, nice nature is more focused on dating her trainer than winning her races
CAM ON NATIE
SCORE SOM FAHKEN G1s

>>544009051
Know your place you stupid, insignificant, background EXTRA.

>>544008924
The chance of not getting any in 90 rolls is (the card is 3.75% chance to get on a single roll) is 1- (1 - 0.0375)^90.