Thread 538022072

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>Game News (EN)
Current Rate Up: Mayano Top Gun (Alt 3*), Air Groove (Alt 3*), Kawakami Princess (SSR), Hishi Akebono (SSR)
8/28 - 9/10: Story Event
9/7 - 9/17: CM Gemini Cup - Kyoto 3200m, right, spring, sunny, firm
9/11 - 9/23: Legend Race
9/21 - 10/4: Story Event
Timeline: https://uma.moe/timeline

>Game News (JP)
Current Rate Up: Still in Love (3*), K.S. Miracle (3* Alt), Hishi Miracle (3* Alt), Stay Gold (SSR), Admire Groove (SSR), Calstone Light O (SSR), Durandal (SSR)
9/4: Legend Race vs Fine Motion (Alt) & Vivlos
9/9: Umasanpo permanent release
Early September: Tachyon's Factor Research
9/22: CM Classic - Kyoto 2000m, right, autumn, sunny, firm
October: CM Sprint - Niigata 1200m, left, autumn, cloudy, firm
November: LoH Dirt - Morioka 1600m, left, autumn

>IP News
Umamusume Cinderella Gray 2nd cour will air on 10/5
Umamusume 6th Live Event Autumn Leg will be held on 10/18-19
Guest Starring:
Alexandros, Ooishi Masayoshi (Day 1), Kageyama Hironobu (Day 2)
https://umamusume.jp/contents/event/tnf6th-autumn/

>Thread Circles
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You must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.

>All Guides & Resources
https://rentry.org/uma26
Game database
https://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)
A basic guide for newfags
https://rentry.org/umaglobal
Find networks if your region is blocked from the game or client
https://www.umavpn.top/
Seiyuu & Concerts
https://rentry.org/umst
/uma/ POG (Paper Owners Game)
https://rentry.org/umapog

IT'S HER!
NARIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...

SPE WIFE

>>538022209
TOPLOAD

THE GOAT

Playable loli version uma when?

>last month's biggest earner in the club has been flatlining at 400k total fans after reset
bwo.... don't make me do it..... please.....

Reposting
>>538017392
Do they add more cards or useful items other than banners to the friendship points shop?

When's our next gibs?

Gib chill uma club.
686345960575

>>538022440
>Use up TP30s
>Now at nothing
Kek that happened to me on my 1st acct

quick reminder

>>538022529
>chill
We don't do that here
See >>538022440 who informed us about a monthly quota and yet will pull the trigger by stalking us every single day

>>538022565
Artist link?

>>538022625
Gib now!

>>538022486
when I asked this I was told we don't get anything until some shards in like a year

>Start career
>4 people in wit for the first two turns

>>538022661
no idea, got it from here

Top rate cutie

>>538022764
Oh cool no point in saving then, I'm in dire need of more friend slots. These shards are for star unlocking the characters right?

>>538022514
I remember these, do you have more?

remember that some trainees will want more than 3 kids

>>538022920
yeah like the gold ship ones we got for her event

>>538023026
Thanks anon

>>538022959
I have this, and that's it

>>538022565
Girls don't like the smell of sweat.

>Two of the big three at Tracen in the game at launch
>Third doesn't come out for more than a year
What gives?

Croix du Nord will take the prix, trust the plan

>>538023012
Good.

>>538023012
I need an adult

I've gotten night owl before debut three runs in a row now. I'm the biggest lucklet on the planet apparently

Is Kitasan really this easy?

>>538023237
You get cow instead.

Umamusume ugly derby

>>538022209
>Full energy
>Suddenly get slacker
>Triple rainbow speed next turn
>Nobody appeared

>>538023353
Yes, she even lets you put it in her butt

>>538022225
I agree. She is looking good.

>>538023415
Pic unrelated of course.

Daiwa Scarlet is NOT a cow.

>>538022852
Top rate pussy

>>538022754
my autistic wife and her girlfriend

>>538022754
Thanks for sharing

>>538023353
Yes

>"just run front runner bro if you're brocked you're brocked bro"
>only front runner
>all stats are 200+ higher than all npcs
>npcs easily overtake in the last spurt without popping abilities even though they don't even meet the stamina requirements
How many more excuses are people going to make for the fact the game literally does not fucking work in global

>>538023532
Cow wife

>>538023353
Is Torena-san really this easy?

>>538023353
>>538023738
is kitasan dog core

>>538022359
Wait
I can see their cunny outlines

IT'S A NEW DAY

>>538023742
>he fell for the front meme

NEW DAY

>>538023773
Yes

>>538023742
Sounds like you had less skills than the opposition, perhaps learn some?

>>538022565
Do they fight over headpats from torena as well?

>>538023918
el condor fatass

>>538023918
el gordo pasa....

>>538023842
Yeah

>>538023918
>el condor fatsa

>>538023842
She’s very much an inu musume, yes

Uhhhh human rights?

>NPC
>Not in game
>Not in Global
>In Global
>In Global
>Never ever
>Not in Global
>Not in game
Will we ever get Shinzan and Contrail? It'd be nice to have all the triple crown horses (besides Deep Impact)in Uma.

>>538023648
fuck you and the artist, I didn't need to know that

>>538023943
It is pretty funny that the shit she yaps in global when you lose acts as if the JP mechanics like showdown and repositioning exist even though we don't have them

>>538022072 (OP)
commit suicide tumblrtroon

>NPC
>Not in game
>Not in Global
>In Global
>In Global
>Never ever
>Not in Global
>Not in game
Will we ever get Shinzan and Contrail? It'd be nice to have all the triple crown horses (besides Deep Impact) in Uma.
I forgot the image like a retard.

>>538023773
Tracen trainers are the easiest guys and girls there are.
If you want to get a date quick, just check around there.

>NPC
>Not in game
>Not in Global
>In Global
>In Global
>Never ever
>Not in Global
>Not in game
Will we ever get Shinzan and Contrail? It'd be nice to have all the triple crown horses (besides Deep Impact) in Uma.

>>538023237
you need to shut up and take it

>Be danchode club isn't /uma/ related though
>Jobbing, shit rank, 1m fan players join then drop the game
>New month, clear the roster
>Take club off "free entry"
>Apparently this discourages new players from even applying
>Can deny requests without anyone else being notified
>First time I get 10 donations in a day
"We" are all gonna make it

>get 3 star
>it's wit
gonna kms

>>538024292
>Shinzan
no, they've pretty much set a hard limit for playable umas at Kaburaya O/TTG/Maruzensky
>Contrail
he's owned by Fujita's best friends so yes

I need a child

>>538024292
We’re very likely to get Contrail since that means Tact has her rival and can finally be released from NPC jail. But since it’s Contrail they’ll probably save it for the next half anni or something. Good luck with Shinzan though, I doubt that’s gonna happen

>bwo save your carats for half-anni banner
>summer maru is meta defining for 6.9 years
>the banner is all spark so you can spark any uma you want
>it's also rate up so you'll fill out your roster in the process of sparking
>it's the most currency efficient banner to hoard for

All this gaslighting for a paid only banner? Holy shilling.

Digitan LOVE

>>538024226
In that picture the trainer said he just marry Danstu Flame for her money and have never loved her. She broke down crying signing the paper saying despite all that she still love him.
I hope you have a shit day

>>538024415
Thank god our family has strong legs in our genetics.

>>538024538
the paid banner is a different banner

>>538024538
>Tosho poster is retarded

>>538023958
They shouldnt, toreina-san has two hands after all

>get spurt and long S during classic year inspo
>2 night owls, migraine, failed two sub 15% training
>trash rainbows both summers
>even the spark is trash
I'm tired chief...

>>538023918
she is NOT that big

>>538024485
>no, they've pretty much set a hard limit for playable umas at Kaburaya O/TTG/Maruzensky
They could possibly make her an NPC like St Lite.

Do umas marry their trainer straight out of graduation or do you think some of them will wait a few more years?

>100k while jobbing
bwos

>>538024694
You need to learn how to settle otherwise you will be seething all week.

DAILY RACE-
MOONLIGHT SHO DE WA-
HAAAII, TAIKI SHUTTLE DEEESU

St Lite is close to 100 years old btw

>speed isn't even capped
HOW THE FUCK DO I LOSE TO THAT

DAILY RACE-
MOONLIGHT SHO DE WA-
Ha. Narita Brian.

>>538024764
When the fuck do umas graduate anyways? Maruzensky has her goddamn license so she's at least 20.

>>538024538
it's not paid. It's also not rateup

Your club will never be this sovl

>>538024745
well yeah

>>538024090
Toreinas are not even allowed to fall in love properly...

>>538023918
>Average american hispanic

>>538024526
Tact and Contrail need to be together so Almond Eye can whoop that ass

>>538024886
Did your stam skills proc? Usually it's that.

>>538024886
umamusume is a coinflip game.

>>538024976
she's not brown and 1.40m tall

>>538023918
Latinx women the moment they turn 19

>>538024886
taurus cup ended weeks ago bwo...

Skill that debuffs your wit when

>>538024226
Don't worry anon, she's in a better place now with a better trainer

Kitasan love

>no one is questioning why haru urara is in tracen
That's weird
She's legitimately the worst horse in the game

>>538024764
Why would they wait?

How do skills like Trick work? it says
>Slightly increase fatigue for rushed runners ahead
does that means it's pretty much useless most of the time? because runners being rushed is not that common

I wonder if the "marriage age is at 18" law the nips have applies to umas

Treat your Astron Machan well.

Post Vodka mum

>>538025530
who?

>>538025418
it happens more often than you realize, especially with sub-400 witlets. you just don't get a notification on what's happening to other trainer's umas

>>538025332
It's probably Rudolph using her power as the Stuco Prez to keep her in.

>>538025554
Vodka mum

>>538025332
part of the DEI initiative

anyone got that debuffer deck template again

Dantsu when

>>538025568
Crown wearing uma that wants everyone to buy her plushie.

>>538025332
her profile on official page said the admission office fell for her optimism. But surely there are other barely g3 level jobber at tracen

>>538024907
When they get married

thingken of dantsu tits

>>538025795
>But surely there are other barely g3 level jobber at tracen
sounds of earth

>>538025201
I don't understand reeeeeeee

What should she cook?

You guys always say Kitasan is boring and her anime is shit.

>>538025201
Heh she's really in love

>>538025896
Sound of Earth ran in G1. That's league above no name jobber

>>538025989
that's because she is and it is

why IS hopeless stakes so retarded? Is it because you have 18 races and it breaks the uma AI or some shit? because it is retarded.

>>538025979
Let her cook!

Thank you Cygenerous I retained class 6

Vodka is okay but I'm more into Tanino Gimlet

>>538025663
SSR Raisu
SR Marvelous Sunday
SR Naisu Neitcha
SR Agnes
SR Ikuno Dickbutt
R Rudolph the Forbidden One

>>538025530
Sorry but she didn't join my team yet

>>538025790
I like Aston Martin One-77

Do green skills get added to your stats pre-aptitude S calculations? Cause that would be a bigger increase than the base 60

>>538025790
Is that an umamusume? Never head of

wew

>>538026223
they get added during the race so after everything else

>>538025989
S3 is shit, game Kita is cute

>>538024492
You're not gonna do something terrible to them right??

I have been looking up stallion cocks of the umas in game.

So you wanna be a trailblazer?
Kickin' dirt like a hell raiser?

>>538026152
>ikumno
>frenzied
>trick
bvo...?

huh????????

>>538026115
>3 stars off from unlocking her
>Have to pray that Tazuna's mystery shop is merciful

>>538024538
Paid banner is a one tenner thing similar to the paid make debut banner we have light now

>>538025784
>All the fanarts I'm seeing about Flame is making me think she's a hard for (you) uma
If cygames doesn't make her a for (you) uma I will get really mad

>>538023738
Why is she trying to ruin Tazuna's relationship?

Got my first 3* spark and A+ at the same time bros, I’m really happy it was with El too since she’s my favorite

>Three campaigns a week minimum since launch
>Still zero instances of 5-uma training to complete the mission
Why do the Goddesses hate me, bros?

>>538026552
teio staring at mayano lying on the ground naked

>>538023738
Can I fuck Kitasan Black (loli)?

>>538025989
In game Kitasan >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>anime Kitasan

>>538026643
>gets straightaway spurt in case the spark shows up
Congratulations you tryhard

>>538025989
Because her season is terrible

>Duramente written out (makes sense because that DID happen but now she has no rival)
>None of the new horses appear much throughout the season, completely wasted
>Kitasan's friend Diamond also doesn't appear much and despite diamond gushing about Mcqueen they don't interact once
>TeamSpica barely there
Nice Nature getting screentime is nice but why was she more important coaching Kitasan than her own trainer?
It's like watching a filler episode, nothing that happens matters and is there to fill empty space.

has an accelerated schedule ever been good for any gacha

>>538026552
>his uma doesn't hot bod train (naked) and then pass out on the floor.

>>538025776
>>538025592
>>538025787
Nice

>>538024886
You just beheld the emperor's divine might and got put in your commoner place.

I love all Kitasan’s equally

i saw an AI written fanfiction of goku training kitasan black in a /v/ma thread
https://pastebin.com/Jq38976f

I am the best uma umusume racer here

>>538026115
Cute

We have the best fan artists desu

>>538027089
Matikanefukukitaru...

Prepare to say bye to your virginity

Mayano Top Feet

>>538026149
I'm more into oyakodon

send help..

>>538027257
Sorry but Kiryuin Aoi has already taken it.

>>538026621
In love and war everythings is fair

>>538026664
why, my peenus weanus of course :)

hahah! :D

it's my weeeeeeenus peanus! :) hahah

what are you doing with that picture of me? - my answer is, of course, my peanus weanus :D

hahaha!

>>538026664
I am MASTURBATING

Oh boy, thank you Taishin! I LOOOOOVE the spark system! This really makes me want to keep playing!

>>538027335
Last night, I did two Creek runs and she jobbed the second Arima Kinen, twice.
What's your setup?

I WANNA ROLL
I WANNA
I WANNA
I WANNA I WANNA I WANNA I WANNA

>>538027257
Brian has already made a proper woman of me.

>>538027296
lewd navelingus with mayano haha wouldn't that be funny h-haha

>>538027229
Cute

>>538027257
and your pelvis

>>538027534
Whenever you can't resist the urge, just blow a ticket on a banner you really want.

>>538027658
Dude that's wasting your luck

>>538027257
Sorry Donna but I'm used goods

which cards are good for Mile CM? Any generic accels this time other than El's?

Why the fuck does Goldship almost always job at tenno sho spring
What the fuck are you doing girl, you're over the stat checks and everything

>>538027502
she doesn't job careers, just a couple races every now and then, it's just about not getting the sparks i want

You'd fuck Kitasan anyway because she's got no standards.

>even if every slacker were to be on-curve for fan quota my club would only be ranked in the 80s
Dang this month sure is a lot tougher. Wondering if I should just start doing 5m+ a day of just Maruzensky fan runs.

>>538027229
I love this artist and his face hugger umas

>>538027862
lol
lmao even
my dick is only for duramente's exclusive use

>>538027807
>your triple crown killer

>>538027862
You need to be a trainer so at least she has some

FUCK YOU CYJEWS

What if I don't like Kitasan?

I feel extremely faggoty when playing mayano careers. The fucking toreiner-san keeps refusing all her advances
>Let's sleep together!
>Let's get in the hot springs together!
>Hold me and kiss me!
>Let's promise to get married after I win career!

Why are the Mejiros a family clan while the Naritas basically do not interact or acknowledge each other at all?

anyone got the link to the spreadsheet of debuffer decks again
god why aren't these catalogued in the op

when is the ALL-UMA banner again?
during Kitasan trainee rateup?

>>538028075
I'm just seething that it's always tenno sho spring
I wouldn't mind if it fucks with triple crowns, I can just run another career, I am austistically seething that IT'S ALWAYS FUCKING TENNO SHO SPRING
GO JOB AT EARLIER RACES WHERE YOU'RE NOT OVER STATCHECKS, YOU STUPID ASS HORSE

>>538026256
It will be a while before we see her.

>>538028323
if you are brocked, you are brocked

>first month uma global
>torenas focus on just winning URA Finale and team trials stuffs
>torenas were having fun back then
>CM released
>torenas burned out, now URA Finale feel like a chore to do
>next CM is long
>...
uma magic is now gone forever, thanks chammi.

>>538026828
I'm gonna guess you watched the show in 2x speed because nothing you said happened that way

>>538028323
this but with sprinters at sprinter stakes

>>538028519
and yet you had the option to be a positive force in this general or a doomer and you chose the latter.

I used umalator to compare two Daiwa's for CM and was really surprised at the result. The right Daiwa is uma 2 and apparently better than the left one? But left one has 3 gold recoveries and much higher power and speed

Welcome to my sniffing room, gentlemen.

>>538028519
I've been a goldship main since day one so this just feels like another day on the track desu. Long is life. Sprint and mile too short. Not interesting. Medium too popular and easy for all uma. Long is just right.

>>538028653
the gaslightlator always assumes all your skills will proc

i love uma pits

>>538027916
I wonder how the trainers take their shower with their Umas face hugging them

>Nice Nature post
>It's vantablack doomer coal

>>538028787
>Beat a horse in a race.
>Force her to walk back home barefoot.
You're a cruel man, anon.

>>538028787
Was there ever an explanation why you get their shoes when you beat them?

>>538025989
S3 haters are retards who either never watched it and got their opinions from twitter or did but barely paying any attention. there was an anon the other day who had no idea why Kita went to talk with Nice Nature despite their first conversation literally telling you why

>>538028873
Nice Nature isn’t into black stallions

>Would let you hit right away if you begged
Kitasan Black
Maruzensky
Taiki Shuttle
Nice Nature
Matikanetannhauser
El Condor Pasa (forma de umamusume A)
Rice Shower (you think she's this but she's actually tier 3)

>Insists on a date and a movie first but weak to pressure
King Halo
Mayano Top Gun
Tokai Teio
Daiwa Scarlet
Narita Taishin
Mejiro Ryan
Doto

>Absolutely not without at least months of going steady
Symboli Rudolph
Tamamo Cross
Air Groove
Vodka
Silence Suzuka
Mejiro McQueen (she thinks she's this but actually she's in the first tier)
Mihono Bourbon (you think she's this but actually she just rapes you out of the blue)

>leads you on and always flirts but will only let you hit on HER terms
Curren Chan
Seiun Sky (but easily made tier 2 by a proactive toreina)
T.M. Opera O (thinks she's this but is actually tier 1)

>easy to trick into sex
Haru Urara
Sakura Bakushin O
Machifuku
Twin Turbo

>rapes you out of nowhere one day
Gold Ship
Super Creek
Grass Wonder
Agnes Tachyon
Narita Brian
Satono Diamond (she's gentle, don't worry)

>umacel
Smart Falcon

>loves food too much to have sex
Oguri Cap
Spechud

>>538029098
Taste testing

Wtf single paid pull finally did something

>>538022209
THE ONE

>mood down random event
alright fine i'll recreation
>mood down random event
alright fine i'll just train and deal with it
>mood down random event
alright fine i'll consider the run over

the only thing that annoys the shit out of me about chanmi is that I want to use my daily borrows on breed projects and not aces, but ace borrowing is always optimal because it's your breedstock vs. the entire world.

>>538029213
And she shows up instantly in the random home screen rotation

>>538028904
It's the complete opposite, my dear anon. She's very happy about getting to run a lap barefoot.

>>538029213
>he doubted

>>538028323
Yeah I've been spark running with Diawa for a bit and the spring tenno sho is a massive roadblock to perfect runs, that and the Mile Championship

>>538028904
You princess carry the defeated uma to your bed, you silly!

>>538029213
Eclair cause she’s filled with my cream

Oguribros...I'm not liking what I'm seeing in cinderella grey recently....

>>538029315
C.B. is so cute

What triggers the fan bravo from director after URA finals?

how fucked am I for Gemini
I think I'm going to regret picking Slipstream over Deep Breaths

>>538029468
friendship with the director

>>538029468
maxed director friendship
same with the reporter giving you +5 to all stats

>>538029315
Mr. Cock Balls....

>>538029450
Did you not obey your master?

>>538029098
To take a whiff, duh

>>538029468
the what what?

>>538029172
Dia is a trainer rapist?

>>538029460
You're also cute, anon. I hope you pull C.B. early when she comes out in the future.

>>538028519
what's particularly frustrating about it is the supposed learning curve. how the fuck am i supposed to understand anything about the game when everything is so goddamn coinflippy?
>my 1200/1100 uma loses against an uma with 800/900 but with 600 wit
>train another uma that's 1000/1000 but 550 wit
>loses all the time even though skills always proc now
>to umas with 200 wit but 1200 speed
i don't fucking get it. was it luck? or was my horse actually outclassed that time?
and most advice is given by people who are just as lost but either don't get it or are malicious i can't tell at this point

>>538029213
post this in umagram bwo

>mcqueen jobs early
>200 stamina
>2* stamina 3* long
>goldship/rudolf/mayano URA finale
>1k+stamina
>1* guts
I don't get it
I really don't

Practice x is the most useless buff/debuff ever. It doesn't actually change your fail value. It might as well be still 50/50 (99%) failure rate. Only Tazuna/Aoi actually modify these values.

>>538029752
retard

>>538029758
retard

>there's no classic gyaru slut uma
>Only zoomer gyaru umas
Feels bad man.

>>538029172
>Super Creek rapes you out of nowhere one day
She's probably into softdom. It would be an interesting kind of rape.

>>538029735
RNG giveth, RNG taketh. Sometimes there is just nothing you can do, no matter how well you build your horse.

I'm going to roll for Nakayama Festa to add more coinflips to the coinflips on top of coinflips

>summer
>no one on speed, stam and wit

Should I sacrifice a speed card to bring 1LB Tazuna to help Golshi not be such a moody bitch?

>>538029450
I didn't even like what I saw in the anime
After I finished it was, I just left confused why they even picked this jobber horse to even make an anime about.
The season not only starts with her eating shit (ok whatever, standard shonenshit affair) but also literally ends with more shit eating. Wtf lmao.

Why do they pick these loser horses for every single one of their media spinoffs?

Honestly, after seeing that S1, S2, the OVA and CG all being various levels of humiliation rituals, I think the people in charge of planning the shows just have some kind of humiliation fetish.
Are you telling me it gets even worse?

>>538029172
What even is an umacel

>>538029981
i know. i wish it would at least tell me when it was rng that i lost to though. so i could understand if i did anything wrong

>>538029735
The fact that we only get 3 borrows per day make this shit even more frustrating as fuck.

>>538030039
>summer
>they're all on guts 3 times in a row

>>538030074
>Why do they pick these loser horses for every single one of their media spinoffs?

See: anime S3.

>>538030136
Smart Falcon cant score and she's in the friendzone

>>538028318
>>538028318
>>538028318
FUKN HELP U GUYS KNOW WHAT I AM TALKING ABOUT
RIGHT???????

>>538030136
YABBA DABBA UUUUUUUUU MADOL

>>538029948
Maruzensky and Gold City are both gyaru-ish.

>>538030272
She's just like /uma/....

>>538030319
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1SYe67CJLQe8UM4N6TFLkKUgwhwTQMTC3KyTYJVjb_MI/htmlview#gid=409776400

I hate you /uma/
You're good sometimes though

>>538027257
They all had me, even Urara and you want to marry me!?

does affinity matter for white spark inheritance?

>>538030369
They are too nice. Where's my ugly tan, leopard print underwear, weird lipstick.

>>538030424
I KNEEL...

I hate Teio /uma/
She's bad always

I love Teio /uma/
She's good always

I want to fuck Teio
That's the post

WIFE SQUAD
ASSEMBLE!

>>538030596
Fuck you don’t insult my daughter

I'm apathetic towards Teio /uma/
She's mediocre always

>>538030074
>special week, teio and oguri are loser horses
Is winning at least 5 G1s the bare minimum for the horse to not be a loser in your mind?

>>538030502
rudolf looks like THAT???

This is the run, I can feel it

slutty but kind gyaru umas that would let me creampie her out of pity

>>538030457
That's true love

hopefully i didnt get psyopsed by this thread

>>538030687
those are children

Clubs please advertise I need one

>>538030725
Apply "Slacker".

I want to lick Topcuns armpits, its worth bricking my account by pulling 40x

>>538030687
I would with everyone except Urara, she's too retarded

>>538030074
They could make an anime about Rudolph but it wouldn't be very exciting since she just fucking wins everything. A horse like Oguri who has both ups and downs to their career makes for a more interesting story.

kek

As soon as I get the skills and aptitudes I want for CM, my uma starts failing 6% trainings. I can go a whole run hitting 30% risks successfully, but then Creek won't finish her event chain.
I'm tired, bros. I want this CM to be over so I can enjoy the game again.

>>538030725
>mood down
>mood down
>fail training
>mood down
>-5 everything
>practice poor
you're welcome

>failed 4 trainers
>
Glue?

>>538030270
Kitasan lost a lot all through his career too bro, by that definition then they're all losers despite all protagonist being massive winners

Which one should I run?

>>538030929
>>538031051
Oof

>>538028904
Not sure about that

>>538030935
No one's forcing you to grind other than your pride and need for a title. You can easily go to open league but you're too prideful for that.

>Mood remains great
>Mood remains great
>Mood down
>Double/Triple rainbow

YOU FUCKING SOILED IT

>>538030074
nigger it's about telling a compelling story, horses like Oguri Cap THE GOAT and Narita Top Road allow for better storytelling because they had ups and downs
if you want a pure shonen action anime go watch something else dumb motherfucker

>>538030929
>>538031051
It's cooked bro, sorry

>>538030725
no rainbows for you

I hate the zodiac cups so fucking much

>>538029172
The goo goo babies play can go wrong so easily if she's horny enough

>>538030929
>>538031051
>non-Front debut race

>>538031061
>lost a lot
>literally only 2 non top-3 finishes and 12,2,3 1-2-3 finishes
If that's losing a lot is any uma ever winning?

>>538030875
Retards make good wives

>>538030705
I think people tend to forget that Umas are based on real horses with actual careers and the stories portrayed in the series aren't just completely fictional but are also historical in nature.

>>538030929
>>538031051
trainer issue

niggas really go to jbis and say "this horse won/lost a lot therefore are a bad protagonist" without looking at the whole journey

>mood down
>triple rainbow appears
>mood great
>no rainbows
so that's how it's gonna be huh

DO YOU NEED 3 OR FUCKING 2 GOLD RECS YOU FUCKING SCAMMERS A 2 REC JUST DUMPSTERED MY DAIWA

>>538031348
special chud set a lot of expectations for losing

>>538031348
Special Week's caree was also like that, Teio's career was also like that, NTR's career was also like that, Pokke's career was also like that, and Oguri's career was like that too. all current protagonists had their ups and downs.

>>538031504
>he fell for it
/ourhorse/ wins again baby

not like this...

I like King Halo. But I really fucking hate that her Goals are spread all over the fucking place. Yea just run every single sort of Distance please

if I'm gonna run a parent deck, what are good cards to target
like that groundwork shit

Who is the best pace chaser and/or front runner for gemini cup? I give up on trying to get spurt on my goldship.

>>538026664
MEN HAVE NEEDS DOBER YOU BEING A MAN-HATER BITCH DOES NOT CHANGE THAT

>>538031504
maxed speed always has a chance to win, unlike the alternate

>>538031504
3 golds requires playing with agemasen cards so I made a decent ace lineup with just 2 golds first and now I've shifted to aiming for 3

>>538029172
>the list is expanded
good

>>538022072 (OP)
who's the artist?
it's cute

>>538030927
A Rudolf anime would only be good if it didn't actually focus on Rudolf herself, but one of the underdogs trying to desperately squeeze out a win against her, like Katsuragi Ace.

Pic related is a doujin adaptation of the '84 Japan Cup that sadly hasn't been, and most likely never will be, scanned.

>>538030725
you see that 2% failure stamina training?

>good mood
>do recreation on a no rainbow turn
>Karaoke
>mood up Career Event (the event where you Umapyoi with Aoi)
>random Trainee Mood Down event
>four rainbow in one training next turn

I can see why shit like gook leveling is so popular, morons just want the dopamine of always seeing the protagonist win or else they're jobbers, frauds and every modern term they know

shes so good when she procs her ult at that exact spot

Cyjews need to accelerate faster
I want to pull for NTR already

>>538031218
>if you want a pure shonen action anime go watch something else
This series has literal dragon ball auras and muh spooky shadowed faces bro
You literally have no idea what you're talking about. It does NOT get more shonenshit than this

>>538030705
I mean...
Yeah?
Sort of?

If you're bothering to make an anime series at all
let alone one with enough mewing and spic shonen level aura farming like cindarella gray, maybe pick some horse who's biggest accomplishment in a full season isn't a single G2 race?

If you want to go the underdog route and make a hecking wholesome ganbatte show, then pick an ACTUAL underdog like Urara and not Oguri who gets gassed up as some prodigy "beast" despite going absolutely nothing of note.

As it stands it's just laughable. The narrative dissonance in these shows is insane. It's like watching a full show focused entirely on yamcha.

>>538031590
Nah, NTR and Pokke careers are not so glamorous (by uma standards) compared to the others mentioned that they can be called losers if you stretch it, even though they are the top of the crop by irl standards

Katsuragi Ace is the real shonen protagonist of uma anyway

Hey

I will admit, that bit in the Cinderella Gray anime where Oguri Cap dominates in a race and it makes it look like she's racing in the Derby with the other big shots only for it to be Symboli Rudolf's imagination and Oguri Cap actually dominated some random G2 was absolutely kino.

>>538032167
good bait

>>538032087
WHERE IS ... urara..?

>>538031384
>be born as a cute uma
>have world class ambitions
>want to win the triple crown
>have urara's genes

>>538032346
flatty taishin

>>538027423
Canon event btw. If you date Aoi and get the onsen ticket in the same run, Aoi will SNEK her way into your pants and drag you to the hot springs before your uma's hot springs event.

>>538032346
btfo

they already peaked with teio, it's only downhill from here

>>538032087
I am going to Urara

>>538031384
that's a big baby, is she having quintuplets

>>538032249
Based and Ace pilled.

KEK

>>538031504
I dunno uma is a highroll game
Witgod was planning for a possible failed gold recover + debuffers, but feels like you can just run two recovers with better skills and just highroll the people playing safe.

>>538032167
>waah waah why can't the protagonist be undefeated gigachad
you're indian or a gook
pick one

>>538032280
That's been my favorite moment so far, Rudolf is a total bitch in the anime though

>Look up how the Pisces cup went since it’s my zodiac sign
>”The hellgate was opened”
>3200m, rain, bad track conditions

Fuuuuuuck

DUDE

>>538032167
>aura farming
>completely warped view of the prestige of graded races
You do you zoomie

>>538032462
get back to me when Teio gets animated squirting 3 liters of pussy juice in one go

>>538032087
How the fuck did Urara get into Tracen Academy anyway? Isn't it supposed to accept only the best of the best and incredibly talented and promising honses? Now that I think about it, Special Week didn't seem to have any problems either, even though she had never met another uma before.

>>538032701
Everyone loves Urara.

/Uma/ Club might have a spot in 48 hours if that’s your >>538030814 speed (or any other anon’s in a bad random club since we don’t want to joink you from another /here/ club)

>>538028787
tfw missed the first 3

>>538032462
teio's casual outfit is actually kind of badly coordinated, color-wise

>>538032701
You forget that Tracen is also chock full of mob umas.

>>538032701
Tracen is still a school/university, Urara is financed by the support of her fans

Reminder that straightaway spurt is a wit check and there's a 25% chance your golshi is just going to eat shit on that final and there's nothing you can do about it.

Best I could do with my f2p shit deck
she inherited spurt spark so that's nice

>>538032701
Urara supposedly impressed the interviewers with her positivity. Special needs doesn't count because that was before the background lore got solidifed

>>538031504
>He fell for the gaslight
DUDE I AM ACTIVELY FIGHTING THESE MISINFO FOR A COUPLE OF DAYS NOW
1200 AND 2 GOLD RECOVERY
1000 AND 3 GOLD RECOVERY
YOU ARE GIVING UP SPEED/ACCEL SKILLS BY TAKING EXTRA FUCKING RECOVERY FOR NO REASON

>tazuna didn't want to date before classic new year
I will bang my trainee then

>>538032701
DEI initiatives in admissions

>>538032846
cancer cup is gonna be so funny, that one is an actual wit check

My wife Tachy is so beautiful...

>>538032540
She's just following rules and she helped pave the way for future Uma put in the same position

>>538032701
Nepobaby from Nippo Teio

Has there been a chart made yet of horse girl popularity demographics? Some horse girls are more popular with some age/gender combinations than others while some horse girls have very broad appeal. Stay Gold for example seems to appeal mainly to older guys while Haru Urara seems to have a very broad appeal.

everything will be fine as long as your Golshi hit 1200 speed
spurt is just there to make you win harder

>>538031907
https://x.com/milkkirie/media

Daiwa OP? As expected of #1!

>>538032701
everyday until you like it

Anyone else sometimes get the urge to bully an uma?

>>538031504
I already told you niggers you will always lose to a 1100 speed, 1100 stamina + 2 gold recovery horse if you have barely 1000 speed and running 3 gold recovery but
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU NEED 1200 STAMINA AND MAX RECOVRYINO
Retards

Is there an uma height chart or table? I heard there's a bust chart.

>>538033057
>She's just following rules
Yeah, that's what the Nazis said too.

>>538032701
Would you tell her, that her daughter cant enroll at Tracen?

>>538033074
what does that expression mean?

>>538033420
'w'

>>538033420
she released a huge fart

>>538033193
yeah. in Gametora
Vodka won btw

>>538033162
Recently I've had the urge to bully Tokai Teio by continuously giving her pussy blissful stimulation with my fingers and tongue until she squirts enough pussy juice for me to get my daily 8 glasses

>>538033312
What's with gooks and their obsession with making fanart filled with illwill? It's always them making most of these stuff across every fandom

>>538033193
https://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/characters/rankings/threesize/height

>>538033548
they are a deeply repressed and unhappy society

>"hmm ill show my coworker that umage (haha get it cause uma and image)"
>"hmm i cant find that image, but it should he on the boorus"
>open booru
>scroll down a bit
>my face and coworker face when raw riceshower cunny on full display
Kill me
>

>>538033548
Coreans are barely human. I lose respect for all anons who post Corean artwork or play Corean games.

>>538033623
likely story

i hate wh*les so much bwos it's unreal

>>538033623
bro..... you are gonna get fired

I'm the only one here that's going to roll for No Reason.

>>538033057
>harasses kitahara
>poaches his trainee
>refuses to do anything for oguri until there's media pressure
Just following the rules bro

>>538026419
And your conclusions from your research?

>>538033623
share it with your boss

umas for this feeling?

>>538033706
i wish she would harass me sexually

>>538032280
true

God is good

>>538033528
>>538033596
Thank you

>>538033548
Same reason why they like giving their movies brutal downer endings, I guess.

>regular teio is consistently my highest ranking career, usually ends up in the 12000s which is really good for me, most of my umas are high 10k/low 11k
>get anime teio off a free daily pull yesterday
>three careers, all borrows
>all B+
i don't get it

>>538033548
Practicing freedom of expression in art unlike some other country

>>538033783
Grass

>>538033273
She is an important and successful alumni ofc her daughter can enroll on the communication scholarship.

>>538033623
incoming promotion

You guys don't understand what it means to be in Tracen Academy. Don't underestimate horse girl racing!

>>538033623
now go show HR and post link here

>>538033548
You would too if browsing porn were illegal in your country.

how important is grandparent farming

sorry bro
I stole your turf S and long S

>no green skills worth a shit
>failed a double rainbow stamina
so close to be godly run fuck

>>538034070
die

How do I get lots of event points quickly? I only have about 100k and I want to max out the card.

>>538029213
Too bad it just got you a camwhore.

>>538034206
play career bwo

>fast learner
>S long
>S turf
>Creek didn't show up after 1st event
Kill me

is there greater suffering?

>>538034070
that makes two of us

>>538034206
Use supports and trainee with event point bonus

>>538033548
yeah I wondered the same every time I saw that image, I guess they're just fucked in the head. Their porn is also like 90% ntr stuff

>>538034070
can you steal my virginity next?

>>538034324
get that extra power bwo

>>538034376
nah i already got one

>>538034346
wrong hole

>>538034324
click it
you will NOT say no to 41 power

>>538034253
What does bwo mean? Anyway, will blasting through career with Bakushin O repeatedly work? The support cards I have add up to about 50% event bonus.

>>538034123
whats the points of professor of curvature on a long endcloser, wont it get wasted on the first corner early race?

>>538034324
Take it anyways, look at the +41 power

>>538033683
i know it's said they're funding the servers and all feels like cope a bit but most people i've met in real life who've whaled in gacha were quite insufferable

you get to have sex with kitasan but only if you've never talked shit about her anime before

I've been getting conflicting information, do I NEED 1200 stam for gemini or can I squeeze by with less (I have 3 gold recoveries regardless)

>>538034558
its over

>>538034558
i've never talked shit about it because i've never watched it. free sex

i think dirt shoes are good because you sort of force people to press it twice a day or theyll eventually run out of it

>>538033683
why bwo they love and put lots of money into the game

>>538034346
right hole

>>538033683
Hate 'em cuz u ain't 'em.

>>538034598
depends how much less, 3 gold recoveries is enough if you have 900+ stam

>>538034598
1200 stamina was a psyop by /uma/

>>538034558
>never watched the anime nor will i
easy

>>538034558
I already have an umawife, thanks.

>>538034598
you NEED 1200 stam
you NEED 600 guts
you NEED 3 recoveries
you NEED standard distance
you NEED Long S

>TT
>Taurus Platinum opponent
>4-1
Uhhh I thought the title meant you were extremely good and skilled at this game? You are not telling me it was all just luck...

Would your wife from another franchise be friends with your uma wife?

Be honest, are (You) gonna make it for gemini? (yes/no)

>>538033548
>What's with gooks and their obsession with making fanart filled with illwill?
>implying all white and latinx artist aren't into edgy shit as well
look what diving into pixiv 24/7 does to a mf

Trust the Witler

my trainee raped me today

give it to me straight
can I win with non-fronts in Cancer?

>>538034686
I'm hitting 1200 super consistently, I stop at like 1140 with 5-10 turns of training left so I'll stop around 1k and just let the bonus points get her wherever and dump the rest into speed and wit, thanks mate

>>538034831
i fucked up badly bros i have 1600 and i took fucking cooldown

>>538033548
They have the longest unbroken chain of being enslaved by others, of course it would make gooks so full of hatred.

>>538034832
Maybe you shouldn't have been asking for it then, whore.

>>538034558
I'd rather have happy sex with Dia instead, so S3 is still shit.
>inb4 same rules apply
I can sway her by saying how good the Genesis and Dreamcast consoles were

I raped my trainer today

>>538034598
1400 stamina+guts and 2 gold

>actually really bad run
>ass stats
>ass mood
>wins ticket
>
?????

>>538031504
>Taking one race as a reason why this is bad
You go by an average. race a lot.
I did 40~ room matches yesterday and my 1050 speed 1050 stamina 3 gold rec won most.

But ideally your main ace has 2 recovery, your back up ace has 3 recovery for stabilizing when everyone low rolls to get the win.

>>538034994
every fucking time its always the shittiest runs that get it

Is this good enough? I fucking hate doing her career mode and if this cuts it then I just want to be done with her
My only gripe with the run is that McCunt fucked off and never showed up for her 3rd chain event

>>538034830
What is this gesture supposed to convey?

should i even keep borrowing kitasan? or do i just borrow mcqueen and put some cope speed sr from my own deck instead

Keep posting King Halo

does target in sight not proc if my uma is the favorite?

>>538035073
>borrow mcqueen
???
mlb mcqueen is free dude

Could've been a full on ace if I got S Long, but managed to roll Stamina Eater, so I am thinking she'll be an alright hybrid ace.
What do you guys think, do you think hybrid aces also need S tier distance?

>>538034840
Just pick an ace in whatever style you want and 2 nukes for front runners and bee urself.

>>538034497
'that' image told me to get it. was that a shitpost?

>>538035073
>borrow mcqueen
why

Think for yourself.

post big energy bars

>>538035186
what tf do you have 600 wit for

>>538035254
gold recovery stam card

>>538035186
thats not enough power

>>538035086
I have finally done it

>>538035186
>583 power with firm conditions
Glue i'm afraid

Surely there's no way to catch up to gold ship's early spurt.

>>538035280
No. I need the approval of others so I can blame them when I lose.

>>538032346
She’s all ears

>>538034802
>1100/1200 Long S Golshi with no spurt
>similar front with no groundwork
>similar daiwa for the meme
>backup Taishin for the meme
>backup McQueen for double-end Taishin


I just don’t know bro. My brain says maybe but my heart says neigh

>>538035064
it means, "mating today is ok"

>>538035073
borrow spechud and go pacechasers

>>538035280
3 gold recoveries, at least 2 late race/last spurt inherited uniques, at most 1 relevant green skill. No groundwork. 1200 Speed and 1000 stamina. Only A affinities.

>>538035163
it will proc if the horse itself is #1 favorite

Umas that bring this energy?

>>538034781
I don't think so, she's catty

>>538034813
I barely interact with the western social sites so haven't seen much western art in the first place, but what I see generally have sexual connotations with the edginess, which I can understand. But there's a lot of korean stuff that's just filled with pure malice, that's not used as a way to satisfy some kink

HOLY GROOVES

>>538035560
Mr CB, Maruzensky.

>>538035560
seeking the pearl

>>538035296
Compared to 300 wit, 18% more chance of proccing skills, 12% faster on hills, of which there is two in tenno sho spring, generally higher base speed multiplier

Which umamusume Got That Dog In Her?

I'm not a whale. I don't have super good MLB Cards, especially SSR ones. Should I just quit Grand League? It seems impossible to make horse with 1000 speed and stamina some good wit and power.
A lot of my runs are ruined by luck as well. No rainbows or training failed within 10%. It seems impossible really.
Should I just enter Open League? Also, does anyone have a plan for Open League B horses in that case?

>>538035382
if the goldship is properly built and didn't whiff a bunch of gold recoveries, you've already lost.

>>538035280
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH AN OPPORTUNITY TO BE KIND TO MY PEERS I BETTER BE THE BIGGEST, FAGGIEST PIECE OF SHIT POSSIBLE!!

fuck yourself man, lmao

I wish these trainer rape yuri faggots will get bored and leave soon

that's pretty homo of you

Am I not doing enough races to get swinging maestro? Or is Supercreek just racist against Oguri.

>>538035715
Open league might unironically be a lot more fun at this point. The biggest gaslight around it is that the people there are even sweatier, which wasn't true at all in Taurus. If anything, it was malicious gaslighting to try and get people to pile into graded.

>>538035668
Why is golshi like this
https://youtu.be/zMTRU4_FIac

>>538035296
I am trying out the training strat where you attempt to rest as little as possible. It also has its own benefits:>>538035641

>>538035346
>>538035334
I guess the downside to this is that I literally did not have the bandwidth to do power training once LOL. I thought it was 600 Stam for endclosers, and was close enough, but I guess it is actually 700+ after looking it up just now. Crazy, thanks for pointing that out.

>>538035181
>>538035390
>>538035606
>>538035792
There's nothing wrong with a child wanting to be like their parent even if the parent is a generational genius. Cutting the child's dream early on when it becomes clearer they didn't inherit any of the talent that made the parent a genius is a tough decision. But King Halo's mother is still a cunt.

>>538035734
I think the twist is going to be that the only time Taishin ever gets to win is when the entire lobby is full of literal npc umas so she can't get blocked and raped by multiple goldships

TEIO WIFE TEIO MAMA

>>538035715
I'll enter the B league in graded and if I job that one too I'm just making a broken B rank ace for every distance and will rape open with that

>>538035606
>>538035390
>>538035181
>"King im cheating on your dad and fucking your trainer. I'm telling you to stop racing not because I think you can't make it but because I want you to be as far away from the nasty drama when this house of cards eventually comes to light and everything comes crumbling down."

Taishin is such trash, its incredible.

>>538035942
>600 Stam
meant 600 power, my bad

>>538036070
shut up Umamusume A

>>538036061
Assuming her mom is not a widow

>>538031713
yaeno + oguri/golshi + whatever you need to hit career goals, i do 2 stam + 2 spd

>>538036029
do your best haru!!!

>>538036029
seeing urara in the back fills me heartily. good luck haru

>>538035942
Power is such a fucking weird stat. I'm running with +63 stam +33 power (and +12 wit but whatever) and the variance on power is anywhere from 700 to 900+ depending on the run.
I think it's just down to the trainee event pool and if you get the ones that give the +20 powers but even then, it's just odd.

>try making a debuffer urara
>fucking die on JBC sprint in career
>all hints rng wasted