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THE GOAT

no one asked
no one cares
shut the fuck up

>Plays PVP game
>Hates PVP and constantly whines about the meta or having to compete with others

>Plays game with a ton of young girls
>Constantly whines about loli, pedos and other dumb shit

What causes this retardation? Is it just dumb cunts that saw their favorite streamer playing this and now feel like they have to play this game even if it's everything they hate in one package?

>OUTER POST PROFICENCY HINT LVL MAX
>CLOUDY DAYS HINT LVL MAX
FUCK KING HALO AND FUCK BIWA

>SLOP OP
guess a seafag is still up

>>539241640
Vodka doesn't deserve to be in the same room as Estelle.

>>539241632
stop being mean to me

>You're telling me
>I have to use the RIGHT PARENTS
>to have THE RIGHT STATS
>to get inherits for THE RIGHT SKILLS
>and have THE RIGHT APTITUDE
so I can WIN????

I asked
I care
Speak your truth

umamusume is a gambling game
embrace your (inner) 40 year old ojiisan soul
never stop gambling

>>539241729
Don't mind if I do

remember

>>539241705
the downside of going mainstream is that the "mainstream audience" is the most insufferable cunts you'll ever have the displeasure of interacting with

Does high wit or high power matter more for midrace positioning? Let's find out.

Early cancer cup test: 92369946

Send in your highest power frontrunners

>>539241761
stop being punchably useless

>>539241813
>speak YOUR truth
>not "speak THE truth"
uhhhhhhhhhhh

>no View Results button in CM
F2P humiliation ritual

>>539241705
This is a HEBE game.

>>539241756
CM3 will be won by the RAD and the COOL, Estelle is neither

GET TO IT

>she is constantly #1 favorite in CM2
>almost never comes in top 3
anons can you tell me what’s wrong with her?

>>539241921
augh... wehh... *cries a lot*

dirt CM when

>>539242091
low power

Right is my loaned parent
Left is Biwa carrying my Seiun on her wet conditions

Thank fuck she has wet conditions

>>539242091
She is not one of 5 end closers

>>539242114
i would rape both of these two

>>539242078
Is swinging maestro still equivalent to 200 stamina in mile races?

you need twin front runners to fuck over the laters and enders

>>539241890
BA is gatekept from mainstream and still has one of the worse fanbases in gacha tho?

>>539242224
no

interesting

There's at least a dozen skills needed to maintain the lead between early and middle leg, how the fuck do you get the SP needed to buy them all while hitting max speed and other stat reqs?

>>539242275
fuck you

>>539242248
Didn't cygames try to make a shitty blue archive clone and it flopped? Princess connect I think it was called

>>539242326
>those stats
post deck and inherits, that is basically ideal

>>539242275
What is she crying about NOW?

>>539242078
Isn't 1200 power 300 wit better than 900 power and 600 wit?

Yuri loser

>>539242139
Aquarius

Digitan LOVE

>>539242078
>1200 SPD
>600 STM
>1k PWR
>300 guts
>600 wit
Is it even possible to get this stat spread

>>539241756
I agree. It's very demeaning for Vodka to be compared to a random annoying cow all the time.

Reminder that Copano Rickey's son is called Blue Archive so BA is canon to the umaverse

https://db.netkeiba.com/horse/2020101593/

>check twinkle monthly issue
>80% win rate golshi

How are people turning pasa into a front runner? Most I can do is C

>>539242024
CM3 will be won by Estelle. Unless you can prove me wrong. (you can't)

>>539242224
No, it's a 5% heal so if you have less health, it's going to heal less. Also, if you're asking in reference to the threshold, effective stat gain is not the same as actual stat gain.

>>539242152
I thought the OYL would be enough to remedy that, clearly not

>>539242294
I wished my trainee would have a butt this big

>>539242403
wasn't mine, it was posted a few threads back. I keep it as reference on what to aim for

Please post more pornography

>>539242392
priconne has been alive for longer than you bro

>he isn't running both inner post proficiency and outer post proficieny on his groundwork honses
ngmi

>>539241705
>Hates PVP and constantly whines about the meta or having to compete with others
I did hate the pvp but that was back when I couldn't even get into B finals with two wins, now that I can I am fine with it
>Constantly whines about loli, pedos and other dumb shit
The tragedy of going mainstream and having a bunch of moralfags finding out about it, I can't wait for the seething once nishino wife arrives

>>539242392
Pricoone (JP) is still doing okay.
Priconne (global) flopped because of Crunchyroll.

>>539242482
Nature's perfect fluffiness

>>539242649
FUCK Vishnu, disgusting shit eating god.

>>539242451
>don't proc groundwork (it's a wit based activation btw)
>it's over (not playtime)

>>539242586
>simping for you daughter with your uma wife
what a dream life

>>539242451
Mile is a skill race.
If you don't proc skills you die. Simple as that. Regardless of your power.

>>539242601
She's also the horse with the most G1 wins in the game too.

>>539242294
PREPARE YOURSELF

>>539242610
>firm conditions
>no focus/concentration

>>539242790
The entire game is a skill race. Just see Tachyons with sub 1k stam, 4 gold recovs, and 600 wit winning in Gemini

>>539242078
Why is it not important for Lates/Ends to hit 601 STA? Also WIT 600+ feels unreachable with a single WIT card unless your start sacrificing other stats.

I have around 40k carrots saved up, what am I saving for bros? I don't really want to pull for meta horses

umamusume is skill game

So if one of your own uma is one of the five girls in range of your own speed eater, does it just ignore her and only hit four or does it skip her and hit the sixth girl behind instead?

>>539242078
I am confused, how can it be both sunny but wet? Which option is that in room match?

>>539241893
Two more spots! It's a room full of fronts, so you can also enter if you just want to see an RNG clown fiesta. We've got a good mix of high-power low-wit umas and low-power high-wit ones so the results should prove instructive.

>>539242649
more pornography

>>539242345
Fuck you too man! Winning Ticket is a big cutie.

>>539241705
I can play a game that has younger characters and not want to fuck them
If you can't do that and have to have sexual fantasies about anything that moves then yeah I'll call you out on it

>>539242830
post your Vodka, oh wait nobody builds that character

How to Bakushin ?

Uma on Uma action is more than fine anons, they are still for (you)

>>539242773
>>539242790
300 and 600 difference isn't that big when it comes to skill activation

>>539242975
nobody cares about what you think lil bro

>>539242610
>firm conditions

If the grandparent is the same as the trainee, does the grandparent really not give anything at inspiration events?

>>539243051
1st and 2nd place isn't that big of a difference too if you think about it

>>539243091
is CM3 not firm?? Since when?

>>539242879
It's not that it's not important
It's just that there's proof of people winning Round 3 without 600 stam, so you dont have to bend yourself over to reach it if you can't.

>>539242953
I'll enter with my Gemini ace to see what happens

Cute dog

can they fix the white screen after finishing a CM race already what the fuck

>>539242986
Sooo when is Kitahara coming back?
He's won't fuck up his test a second time, right?

Suzuka my beloved

>>539243010
Press speed training CHOWA!

>>539243226
bwo...................

>>539241705
loli posters are annoying and constantly act like they're being persecuted
that's the problem
be less annoying and people won't shit on you as much

>>539242587
Of course it's possible. But if you make a stat line super demanding then add the extra randomness of skill acquisition, you can push it over the edge to so unlikely that people will waste weeks on it and drive themselves crazy. Then the 1/10,000 that gets it posts a screenshot and people go even crazier.

It's great.

>>539243348
This, the victim complex gets old FAST.

>>539243231
I forgot they C or D in mile

>>539242939
Anything thats not Firm is Wet
So pick Sunny Good conditions (blame the game for shitty translation)

Rudolf in CG REALLY needs a good dicking.

>>539243306
Explain godammit

>>539243295
Doto wouldn't act like this.

>>539243295
why is Doto like this?

>>539243295
Nice, thanks for the umprompted spoiler my man really appreciate it.

Any competitive clubs that actually trade shoes and have spots open? My last club stopped being active, I do 3-5 careers per day, sometimes more
393384252302

Just run your favorites bwo.
You're not some kind of soulless cuck, right?
You won't sell your SOUL for a simple CM win, right?

>>539243530
wrong thread

>>539241705
>feel like they have to play this game even if it's everything they hate
there is no way people that retarded actually exist

it's fucking insane that sometimes a failed roll just gives you like -50 stats and -3 mood (Exclusively in borrow runs btw)

>>539243517
>competitive
>3-5 careers
I believe what you're looking for is a club that plays the game. Let me know if you find one. Clubs in /uma/ are either "play once a week" or "quota nigger" no in between.

>>539243226
Daiwa's not the only one lacking wit...

>>539243348
>>539243446
I love when trannies intentionally pick up games filled with young girls just to seethe about it.

You're either going to quit or seethe eternally as others enjoy themselves so cry me a river

>Smart Falcon gets a centimeter ahead of someone and goes into 1st
>procs ult immediately
That's my fucking girl

>>539243481
You deserve it for waiting so long to read it.
I'm not apologizing.

hai. spechud desu. yoroshikuonegaishimasu

>>539243170
Uma musume is a high roll game. 300 WIT > 600 WIT as you have two umas to roll with. Person with 1200 power smokes one with 600 with and no power simply by having more rolls. If you just want to make it to the finals you'll high roll, you have so many more rolls so it's better to trade consistency for power

Tldr: consistency doesn't work if you don't consistently win

>>539243295
>a second time
Why is Kitahara such a jobber? Jesus christ

>>539243759
how is firm and good not the same thing, you fucking kikes

I’m going to fuck Rudolf every time she makes a bad joke

what are the goldshitters going to be using cm3

>>539243864
Firm is firm, good is good, 2 different words.
You need wet condition because it rained but the terrain is "good" not firm yet, but good.

>It's simple - you make your own club, you fill it with bots, you reap the rewards
do people really do this please tell me they dont

>>539243613
Daiwa at all times.

>>539243635
You have dozens in this thread and previous? There's tons of fuckers that don't even play the game and just gravitate towards whatever is the newest FOTM just to "not miss out" or just to have a fast thread to shitpost in.

/v/ is FILLED with retards like these too where they hate a game with all their soul but picked it up just because it was popular.

>>539243864
Because it's not. Firm is firm all else is good or soft

If you're going to samefag you could at least try swapping your writing style.

>>539243950
I’m still using Gold Ship though

>>539243952
well I'm fucked. I have nothing good that has good or wet conditions.

>>539241893
Results!

The Daiwa actually took the lead at the start, but was overtaken by Smart Falcon and the race was over from then. So there you have it folks! You don't actually have to hit 600 wit, focus on getting 1k+ power instead.

>>539243460
oh makes sense, ty

>>539243864
witlet retard...

>>539243950
goldship is still viable
metaniggers will use seiun sky

>>539243950
easy meta or goldship fans? goldship is stil good just train her to A or S and get spurt. Not sure what the easy build is going to be atm

>>539244068
looks to me the others are just severely lacking in skills

>>539242610
>266 Guts
You need 301 or more to get the hidden bonuses on Tokyo Racecourse

Imagine we had a Mile S, would 1100 speed still be enough?
>why late
its fun to see it oguri go gold ship mode
>bruh why sympathy its literally useless it will never prog i ran it through 800 simulations of society no one every picks this
because i had exactly 49 points left you nigger

>>539243051
Wit is also important for higher target speeds during the mid race. Also, a seemingly small difference in activation chance compounds rapidly when you need multiple skills to activate in order to stay competitive.

Fine by me, people are going to ignore wit and they're going to find out.

>>539243476
>>539243469

>>539243946
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.

>>539244068
Having that stacked Falco this early is crazy.

>>539244068
Is competitive spirit worth using feels like it wont proc in actual rooms

Biwa is best uma.

>>539243010
4 guts cards
2 wits cards
borrow MLB Fine motion
Press guts to train wit to rest
BAKUSHIN

>>539244218
hidden bonuses are a chink psyop that were never proven to be real bwo

>>539243348
this but IA complainers

brats

>>539244182
Unlikely. The only midrace skills that the smart falcon had are her ult, straightaways and fast-paced. Rest are greens that don't really affect midrace performance.

>>539244218
>Yeah bwo if you get your stats to these secret numbers it activates a secret hidden bonus and makes you win
>Trust me my dad works at Cygames

sniffing Grass Wonder's big sweaty butt
sniffing Tazuna's large sweet smelling butt

>>539243950
I will be using Gold Ship
and then it will get real crazy when I bring Sprinter Gold Ship to CM4

>>539244348
>>539244423
morning saar

>>539244237
late needs even more speed than front, 1200 and S is pretty much mandatory

>>539244256
Doto rape

>>539244256
You wouldn't a dot.

>>539244283
No. I only took it because I had no other greens to buy to proc groundwork.

I think I'm just fully done with the game. It is legitimately unplayable without MLB Kitasan or MLB Creek. Three borrows a day means it's nearly impossible to farm parents properly. The accelerated schedule without accelerated rewards mean that there's essentially no rewards for playing. You can't pull for umas you want because you need support cards and you can't pull for support cards because there's no good banners for 6 months (this is caused by it having the worst pity system in any game ever made). Accounts were bricked by one singular event (the Kitasan banner) and there's no way to unbrick them for like 8 months. I don't think I've ever seen a worse designed live service in my life lol.

>kaichou keeps making puns
>Teio like many other normies can't understand them and has to rely on buying pun books
>nice nature just gets it and finds it hilarious, not book needed it, soul of a hag in a jk body
Poor Teio is getting front view seat of nice nature's harem main character beginnings NTR when?

I am lusting after Oguri

>>539244436
impregnating these two the same day

Falcobros, what decks are you using to build her for CM3?

>>539244479
Bweeeeeeeh...
I only use two speed cards its already difficult enough to get to 1200 power and 600 stamina like this

>>539244619
Fuck Nature

>>539244574
>You can't pull for umas you want because you need support cards
Just don't be a metaslave

>>539244256
>>539243295
Doto Rape

>>539242610
I really hope greens count toward the hidden stat check.

>>539244436
Cute!

>>539244619
Now mention how Nature stole Kitasan from Teio becoming her mentor
Teio may win the races but Nature gets the bitches

>>539244668
>

>>539244738
well do you want to catch up to fronts or not

>>539244738
I have an idea
Use more speed cards, to get more speed.

>>539244772
There's "dont be a metaslave" and there's "you will never, ever, ever be able to compete in the only active game mode in the game. Especially not with the umas you actually want to use."

>>539244574
you could've bought a fresh MLB kita account from the Chinks a few weeks ago for $20, that's what I did

>>539244574
Most of Creek's mileage comes from Swinging Maestro, you could get away with a 0LB copy if you needed to
Also if you really care then Kitasan gets a rerun at the start of 2026 so you can save up for that

>>539244237
>go gold ship mode
So you're not going for full accel. Since you're going for late THH combo, you should get Mile S.

>>539244348
God I love side tie

>>539244879
This chair must smell heavenly

I am here to demolish your Gold Shit in the final round

>>539243946
The past, the present and the future all walk into a bar. It was tense.

>top 3 biggest tits in the game
>mommy fetish: the character
>pretty popular

>never gets a single good outfit
Name a more wasted potential character

>>539244895
>you will never, ever, ever be able to compete in the only active game mode in the game
But you won't, even if you pull for cards as a F2P. Just get the horses you like, or pay thousands per month like the whales to compete. Up to you.

Whining about meta while playing a PVP game is possibly the dumbest thing you could ever do!

>Bro just don't be a soulless metaslave! Skip Chanmi and Team trials just like me and roll for whoever you like! Doesn't matter that we'll never go past B-rank with our cards, at least we're not METAFAGS!!!

free 2 poors getting uppity, you guys have jobs right?

Which one of these fucked up golshis is better

>>539245049
What's your idea of a good outfit

>>539245026
>gets matched up without any end closers

>>539244796
is standart distance good for this CM? I heard people gaslighting against it

>>539244847
Then I have to get Tazuna out of the deck and without her my consistency goes down drastically.

>>539245094
It's not a pvp game

>>539245049
Fag.

600 wit is the new 1200 stam

>>539245026
A proper Golshi won't even care about the stam debuffs, and if you're in A rank finale you're not going to find stamlets

>>539244574
Kitasan rerun banner is in 3 months
Just quickly do your dailies and save 60,000 carats
Then you can play at the end of the year, unless you get unlucky

>>539245049
>never gets a single good outfit

>>539245192
There's four different PVP modes and the entire game loop is preparing for those

>>539245136
Many things besides

>extremely generic ninja outfit that doesnt even show skin
>mummy outfit that somehow makes her tits look smaller

>>539245260
>stamlet golshi sweating profusely

>>539242986
There are dozens of us!

>>539245298
the only good part about her

help

>>539245301
Do you actually want to play the game or just look at Super Creek porn because you don't have to play the game to do that

If I want my Uma to have mile pinks should she have A in mile? Does it matter?

Titkezo

>>539245247
600 wit is way easier to reach than 1200 stam, although only 500 is enough

>>539244668
>>539244823
THE GOAT

People Daiwa Scarlet could beat in a fight:
1. Vodka
2. Curren
3. >>539245381

>>539244574
>"I think I'm just fully done with the game. It is legitimately unplayable without MLB Kitasan or MLB Creek."
>Kita powerspikes at 3, Creek at 1.
Not only a metanigger but also a dumb one
>The accelerated schedule without accelerated rewards mean that there's essentially no rewards for playing.
Don't cry little F2Pchad, you're getting more gibs starting next week
>You can't pull for umas you want because you need support cards and you can't pull for support cards because
Because you can't swipe (not rich enough) and pay 70 cents per pull (not smart enough)
>(this is caused by it having the worst pity system in any game ever made)
I have been pulling daily and legitimately can't give a fuck about clovers being bad because I simply do not care

>I don't think I've ever seen a worse designed live service in my life lol.
pic rel

>>539245168
It lets you skirt the stamina requirements a little, but it is worse than extra power or extra speed since it is not hard to hit the stamina thresholds and get good speed and power.

>>539244574
You only use Creek for Maestro, just borrow a Kita
Farm your own parents then bwo
They're bugging the login/bonus/TT and CR rewards
You only needed two Kitasan bwo, the universal material to upgrade SSR cards will get introduced a little bit after half anni
Stop being a little BITCH

>>539242904
Then pull for umas you like

>>539245426
She needs at least A. S doesn't matter but A is mandatory.

>>539245094
>Doesn't matter that we'll never go past B-rank with our cards
Your logic would work if not for the fact that the average amount of stats you get increase with every scenario
and there are also rental decks in the future too

>>539244574
I know this is leddit pasta but that last part is the cancer of all live service games, and the reason they will never be good. It deters the mere idea of playtesting because they're constantly just wing it month by month based on abstract data instead of HOW THE FUCKING GAME PLAYS, and you end up with non-sensical shitfests like what that last sentence describes.

That's ok tho, industry standard at this point. What makes Cyjuice way more retarded than even the industry standard is that Uma global is literally NOT even a 'live' service game. They just chose to keep all the common pitfalls of an unplanned cashgrab model instead of making a better product = more money and staying power.

>>539244895
Play an actual pvp game if you want to compete so much then?

>>539245049
>never gets a single good outfit
As is the case with many things, her original outfits (racing gear and casual dress) are the best. Everything else after it can't compete.

>>539245456
Why is she looking at me like that…

We are LITERALLY dying

Teio!

>>539244674
you need to get past the Uma bodyguards first

>>539245509
>bugging
Increasing, no idea how it turned into that.

>>539245615
needs to be x4

>>539245603
First the cone and then Trainer-san

>>539245671
Agreed

WE ARE RUNNING OUT OF FUCKING CARATS

>>539245637
it's fine, I have the motion pass

No one cuter

>>539244923
>Also if you really care then Kitasan gets a rerun at the start of 2026 so you can save up for that
I addressed that in the post you're replying to. The fact that the only way to play the game, so as to actually be able to enjoy it in the future, is to sit on your hands from July til January is fucking insane. In a gacha game. A game all about people trying to get their waifus and play with their waifus and you have to just sit there NOT pulling waifus for SIX MONTHS, spend all your resources on pulling NOT WAIFUS and then have to start the entire fucking process again. And then this time, you have to sit for however many months it takes for all the waifus that you missed to come back around. I cannot express in words how poor this design is.

>>539245269
>Just quickly do your dailies and save 60,000 carats
This sounds shit. That isn't a fun time.

>>539245092
Anyone who missed out on Kitasan cannot reach even the base level of playability. On a scale of 1-10, with 10 being all MLB cards in the game, being Kitasan-less puts the player at about negative 15.

>>539245509
>>539245501
These are just really cringe posts gagging on cygames cock because it's your FOTM adopted game.

>>539245615
do redditors really think you can't touch the game without rentals? just use that one to train your other aces lol are they dumb

>>539245615
>we

>>539245625
She is so tiny. Look at those small little wrist.

>>539245529
>bro just wait 3 years until they add rental decks!!! metafags have no excuse!!!!
just read the story or don't play the game and consume the anime/4komas instead like a true secondary because clearly you're too retarded to play the game and compete with others

>>539245804
Her mom is

Reminder that Oguri is threatened by a plushie of herself, at her insistence that (You) already have the real thing.

>>539245529
You can get A without that many cards anyway, it's just low A. Super Creek (better LB1 or higher) seems kinda mandatory if you want some comfort because swinging maestro is nice.

>>539245823
>FOTM adopted game
It's been out for 4 though and I've been playing JP for years already

Why is she so popular in China?

>>539245410
>saying this when maruzensky is about to come out wearing the skimpiest bikini in the entire game that also tit buffs her
It's really not some unrealistic coomer request my dude

>>539245454
600 wit is much MUCH harder to reach. You could reach 1200 Stam with 2 cards but reaching 1200/900/600 spread is much much harder. You need 4 speed cards... and you're fucked with 1/1

>>539245563
Dismissing any critiques of the game's design as pasta from the website you hate because you're an adult male who has weird internal rivalries with websites inside your own mind is fucking weird.

Season 2 was the best one

why do poorfags treat gachas as a real job and get mad when they don't get free shit

>>539245823
>A game all about people trying to get their waifus and play with their waifus and you have to just sit there NOT pulling waifus for SIX MONTHS
First time playing a cygame? The only times you're advised to pull are special banners that happen like 2-3 times a YEAR.

Moo moo milk

First Oguri run for CM 3.

I don't remember Oguri being this buff

>>539245112
Air Shakur is cute in a ratty way and claims that she is ugly are incorrect and overstated

>>539242294
Dios mio…

>>539246070
>First time playing a cygame
It is, yes. Hence me only realising how dogshit the design of them is now. Who the fuck wants to play a game about pulling where you're constantly encouraged not to pull?

>>539245823
MLB Kitasan starters are still like ~50$ on playerauctions/epicnpc. I get it if you joined late but anywhere you asked, here, leddit, any of the discords would tell you how important starting with at least 3LB kita is if you want to even have a chance at PVP.

>>539246056
>"I've been slaving away doing runs for 16 hours a day and see no improvement BUT I WOULD NEVER GET A JOB AND SWIPE"
As a SEA poster put it, "you lose if you pay".
I can only imagine that he then went dumpster diving for food.

>>539246070
hoyobabies would have a heart attack if they learn about providence summons

>>539246127
I don't think this fella is going to be able to get past the Seiuns, man

>>539246056
>poorfags treat gachas as a real job
where did you get this bit from? who are you even talking about? did you make someone up in your head to get angry about again?

>>539246127
Red Shift and Emperor's Might won't work on a pace chaser, does she even have enough stamina to make it?

>>539245873
t. Pandora

Any good support cards for CM3?

I can feel my IQ dropping

>>539245381
>using tickezo's gut card for that gold
Is this good?

>>539244256
Doto LOVE

what's more ethical, lusting after haru urara or oguri cap?

>>539246363
int Fuji Kiseki
power Helios and Biwa or SSR Vodka
speed Eishin Flash if you're running late

>>539246197
The slope is extremely steep when it comes to paying in gacha. The moment you start compromising it's very easy for "it's just 10$" to become $100 or $1000.

>>539246437
It's probably one of the best late surger skills available right now, it requires using a g*ts card though.

>>539244817
>can't connect with Prez's hag soul and outstanding puns
>kitasan, the girl that idolized her does not pick Teio as her mentor
How can Teio possibly compete?

>>539242326
This gotta be fake, no way they could afford all those skills.

>Popular game filled with retards that hate the game and want it to be changed to appeal to them?
Check
>Retarded kiddies whining about how the meta and metafags are KILLING the game?
Check
>Shitskins trying to ragebait others while pretending to be rich whales?
Check
>Hoyobabies whining about having to play correctly and how there's no participation trophies for being too dumb to build a character correctly?
Check
>Twitter warriors and reddit neckbeards whining about the underage characters and how you're an evil P3DO if you like them?
Check

Yep, we got all the ingredients here for a winner here boys.

>>539246314
Retard felt personally slighted when someone implied that he isn't giving a corporation his money.

>>539246350
...red shift is awesome on pace chasers anon

>>539246497
what's more ethical shitting in the street or scamming people online?

>>539246497
I recommend you stop lusting after horses altogether, it's not healthy for you.

>>539241705
I can agree. This is very common of it being mainstream. The funniest part is they have no real effect because most just pay and play.

You will lose in the finals to me
Maybe you should have prepared better
Well next CM you will have a better chance
Good luck

I knew that 600 is stamina for track bonus but what is the minimum stamina to not die in CM3?

arent all unique skills just target speed increase
why would parent uniques matter

>>539246010
it's not that hard to reach the cap with 3 speed cards if your uma has 10 or 20 growth bonus, which is the majority of mile runners

>>539246350
Anon are you ok? does you know how skills work?

>>539246140
I think the ugly allegations came from that chinese chart that's posted here from time to time

>>539246690
>next CM you will have a better chance
Why, are you finally necking yourself?

>>539246652
This bitch doesn't have any good lewds, even when you dig deep.
(Non-knowers need not reply)

>>539246652
fuck ya gonna do, write a hit piece on me for your garbage news paper?

>>539244068
600 wit is the retarded Jp meta, kr revised meta was 1200pow 400 wit

>>539246585
But the wizard is right

>people complaining last thread about lack of variety in gemini
Gemini is soulful compared to Taurus though, which literally had 90% of people running golshi, oguri and neicha. Other than golshi Gemini has way more variety.

>>539246207
hoyofag here, I know about providence summons, I know about monkeygate, I have a bunch of friends who still play FGO for god knows what reason.

I like the fact that each new banner gets added to the spook pool so nothing is truly limited. I got Brian and Opera O rolling for Sky which was nice. But the 0.50% rates on kitasan definitely made me see why hoyoslop became the global standard.

>>539241705
I started playing the game because I like horse racing and this is a fun casual PvP horse racing game. I haven't read a single line of dialogue in the game, not watched a single scene in any career. I just watch races.

>have to get playtime and groundwork as sparks
>have to borrow suzuka support
>have to hope mile S, gw, and pto activates all in one run
Front runner is the most unfun shit ever. I miss the days of grinding gold ships already.

>>539246789
600 wit is definitely the gaslight

>>539246168
Reminder to the hoyo onlys that the rate is 5x higher so when you pull on an uma banner you get a bunch of the umas you skipped anyway.

>people defending a company sucking them dry, giving them less rewards and QoL changes than other servers, and a schedule so fast you barely have enough time to prepare
>instead of getting mad at cygames they fight with non existent hoyotrannies

>>539246723
Unironically 'bout 600. You might run into problems if people run debuffers, but it's hard to guess how many people are going to try to do that.

>>539245823
>Anyone who missed out on Kitasan cannot reach even the base level of playability.
this is only true for kitasan rerollers, if you started playing on the kitasan banner and didn't get her MLB then why the fuck didn't you reroll more?
anyone playing since launch got creek (any%LB) and MLB spe, plus all the other SR (most likely MLB) from the release rerolls and also the kitasan banner, that is enough to play the game, me myself got to finals A on both CMs and the only reason I didn't win is because I'm a wagie casual who doesn't do parent farming runs.
Accelerated schedule is ass but the game is playable and you can be competitive even if you only play dailies and a do a bit of horse training for CMs.

tl;dr: kitasan rerollers deserve to get shitted on

>>539246585
the retards that whine about meta in casual games are annoying because they're constantly looking to get their dick sucked for not playing the meta

the retards that whine about meta in competitive games are a blessing because it means they're just dead bodies for you to step over and collect free wins

GIVE ME MEISTRO CREEK YOU STUPID CUNT
WHY THE FUCK DO YOU THINK I BRING YOU AND YOUR FAT COW TITS TO MY GAME??? YOU HAVE ONE FUCKING JOB

>>539246615
>>539246750
Unless there's a gorillion of fronts there's no way Redshift doesn't trigger too soon on pace chasers, at least from the tests I've ran.

>>539246858
It's not too late to drop 900 dollarydoos and get your very own MLB suzuka :)

Does anyone have the edit of that gay porn vid where it looks like doing a 10 pull?

>>539244619
Two months most likely

>>539246783
That's it you're only getting 10 skillpoints this Christmas

>>539246858
confirmed front runner too hard for goldshit trainers

>>539246518
Restraint and patience are uncommon, so is statistical literacy or understanding how a casino works.
The moment someone buys a $70 pack they're going to gamble it all away next minute across 5 ten pulls as if they're an Eastern African betting on sports.

Next thing you know, they're in deeper debt than a Chink teenager who watches tiktok and has access to a credit card.

>>539246789
Do you have the link to that website that describes how each CM went in KR? Interested to see what they found out about the upcoming one.

>>539246585
Do not forget those that whine about Rewards! FREE REWARDS! Or how it's not F2P because Dailies are "too long" even though there is a skip option. It makes sense those are also in the Mihoyo Baby club.

how do i combat this bros

>>539246014
It's all good lil bro I meant no offense, I just assumed cause anons usually do that kind of shit to fish for (You)s. Like I said, I kind of agree with you minus the salt.

>>539247117
Actually, Chinese TikTok is just educative content
The brainrot is saved for the West

>>539246764
I'm building a Mile Tachyon as one of my ACEs
Surely that will give you a 20% advantage over me

>>539246437
I already build a Grass wonder and Vodka is my favorite horse so I figure now is the time to Oshipvp if there was ever gonna be one. As for the card, the other skills are fine for lates, umalator said they were better than using the same amount of SP on getting professor of curvature anyway. I think if I could have used another power card I could have capped power too.

so you're telling me all the retarded stat distributions and meme strategies were made by gooks and sloptubers are just copying them? somehow doesn't surprise me

No ground work, but I've been grinding a 2* blue, 3* Turf parent to use a grand parent for Smart Falcon. Hopefully this is good enough.

>>539246858
Bro just run R Suzuka if you want the hints and left handed. The gold skill isn't even good for CM 3.

>>539246538
The 1 dead card does not matter much if the rest of your cards are MLB. That's why people can run Tazuna, only that she has the advantage of helping your high rolls.

Doto...

I've come to realize /uma/ seems to never be able to agree on how to build pace chasers

>>539246723
Somewhere around 500, but that's still a pretty risky zone for most builds, esp Pace.
And that's ignoring Rush, debuffs, mood and all the other random shit going on.

That's why 601 is perfectly sensible, since squeezing another 100pts out at that level isn't so demanding just to be safe.

>>539247341
Sloptubers dont have an original bone in their bodies, they've all been riding off the Korean and JP server meta write ups.

>>539247062
https://files.catbox.moe/xe4q9f.mp4
>>539247168
https://en.namu.wiki/w/%EC%9A%B0%EB%A7%88%EB%AC%B4%EC%8A%A4%EB%A9%94%20%ED%94%84%EB%A6%AC%ED%8B%B0%20%EB%8D%94%EB%B9%84
Why is the link that way?
Gook runes, what can you do.

>>539246835
>I like the fact that each new banner gets added to the spook pool so nothing is truly limited.

About that.
Hope you save enough for Orfevre/Gentildonna in however many years if you're still playing anon.

>>539247406
Gourmand is pretty good.

I'm still not training Ulala or wasting time with Dirt Oguri

>>539246858
Stop worrying about sparks. Just make strongest uma. Get Turf and Mile S, and use cards with good skills (like Helios). Stop falling for the gaslighting.

>>539247497
Thanks umadacchi

>>539247243
Beatable by a 800 speed Golshi

>>539247512
both Orfevre and Gentildonna are in the pool tho
you just can't use pick ticket to get them

>>539247243
Outwhale him.

>>539247406
YES WE CAN

Daiwa Scarlet doesn't feel like a tsundere at all
She's like 1 millimeter away from just outright saying "Yeah, I'm going to fuck you NOW" at her ending

Where is the Silence Suzuka image where you are looking at her through your own POV and she says how weak you are.

>>539247513
I'm glad I don't have to farm gourmand next CM.

>>539247406
crazy how the easiest strategy to build with the most options ended up this way

>>539247480
>Korean and JP server meta write ups
More like SEAnigger """meta""" write ups. All their info is regurgitated from the gaslight doc

>>539245841
She is small and horny

>>539246950
I have rolled MLB Kitasan and Seiun Sky and still have 30k left. Did you roll on Creek like an idiot?

>>539247647
>Daiwa isn't tsundere because she's dere at her ending
???

Thank you witschad, looks like I'm set for this cycle.

>2/5
>3/5
>2/5
>3/5
overall 60% winrate
please umagoddesses it would be really funny if my powerlet ass beats a goldshi in the finals amen

>>539247731
Tell us how many rolls it took so we can tell you how statistically anomalous it was.

>>539247480
The only sloptuber with a sense of originality is witgod. He is the only one recommending gutmaxing at this point.

Wooooo!

>>539247637
Why is Taishin so utterly incapable of winning anything

>>539247680
Gaslight Doc? Also I do find it funny how they tell you to get 1200 in two stats and 3 golds. It seems to be a theme with their gaslighting.

I haven't upgraded my TT team for two months, I can't get out of the CM parent/ace grind

>>539246497
Bit of tough question. You can show Haru Urara a wonderful and joyous world outside of racing, even if she's last place, she will be #1 in your heart. However, it might be hard to pop a boner in front of a pure presence such as hers and you'd have to expose her to baby making sex and steal all her firsts.
With Oguri, you get wild beast sex but your total dick game has to be so great that it makes her forget food for a while but that might ultimately backfire because sex will make her more hungry. and I don't think anyone's wallet can handle that unless you work for BlackRock.
Ethically though? You marry King Halo and make her so happy that she forgets about her bitch mother.

>>539247764
How often does nimble proc? I skipped it in my mayano

>>539247406
>front has groundwork
>end has spurt
>late has slick

Does pace chaser have an ultra important "go fast" skill like the other three?

>>539245237
>covered in toilet paper
amazing work

>>539247619
Yes you can. Saw a vtuber with a pick ticket that had them in the pool

>>539247668
That's the problem, as soon as building stops being a linear flowchart, independent thought and critical thinking need to be applied to decide what's best.

>>539246497
I have fapped to urara
I have not fapped to oguri

>>539247908
>Gaslight Doc?
The same type of doc that gaslighted everyone that "stamina is more important than speed." In reality, 1200 stamtards keep losing to 1200 speed 1000 stam umas.

>>539245298
>will never have Nice Nature in my lap
why live

>>539247851
400 for Kitasan and 58 for Seiun Sky

>>539247986
like never lmao

>>539246127
Nice, here's mine

You think she could catch up to the front runners?

Reminder the biggest sloptuber Rednu made a video to NOT roll for Kitasan and wait for the rerun

>>539248010
huh...
you sure it wasn't some kinda special one-time only ticket instead of being one of those other ones?

>>539248119
Can believe it. Noticed it as well. It's also during peak SEA hours when they begin to do that.

Daiwa 's massive fucking tiddies

>>539247695
And stronger than you

>>539247987
Yes but we don't have the SSR spic speed card and pace chaser rework yet

>>539247406
It's easy, just take advice from anyone who got Gemini platinum with a 70%+ winrate and only used pace chasers. If you used Goldshi more than once, you shan't speak.

>>539248278
yes, she is dangerous

>>539246963
>this is only true for kitasan rerollers
>also you should've been a kitasan reroller
you couldn't even remain logically consistent for one fucking sentence lmao

So I'm going to use Seiun sky for CM3 cancer.

Do I go for SPD+PWR strat (JP) or the SPD+WIT (KR) strat?

>>539242294
Verily

>>539248245
Can't say for sure but she definitely had a ticket that had em plus espoir city

Is this a fucking joke

>>539248384
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>ywn have a threesome with those two

>>539248278
I like her eyes when she goes crazy

>>539248278
Is there a Suzuka version of this except she is on top of your lap from a POV.

>>539247886
They coded her wrong, as a joke.


I'm not entirely convinced I'm joking there either. She behaves more erratically than any other End closer in the game.

>>539246497
I did to both

>>539248364
>And why have you been staring at me while holding honey this whole time ?
I don't get it

>>539248507
turbo is no joke

>>539246127
>>539248216
>these are the best skills pace chasers can muster
Pace has to be the most cooked style.

>>539246963
>anyone playing since launch got creek (any%LB)

>>539248507
Bold of you to assume you will win the first 2 coin flips

>>539247637
>Narita Taishin reaches the finish line with Mejiro McQueen hot on her heels
Did McQueen lose or did the commentary lie?

>>539248615 meant for >>539248115

>>539248507
That's just agemasen on a real card

>>539247987
Like a shit ton of uniques, No Stopping Me and Shrewd Step and a bunch of situational/track dependent ones that are universal, but nothing spectacular yet.

Bros, you wouldn't believe what the blue spark is...

>>539248650
senKAMI becomes super meta later on so enjoy it while it lasts

>>539248186
64.76% for Kita
70.21% for Seiun
45.48% of both.

You're not smart, you won a coin toss.

>>539248850
3* stam

>>539248756
commentary man was having a stroke
McQueen won

>>539248871
Perfect that's the one! I was looking for that. Thank you.

I could easily defeat an Uma, they're not that strong

>>539248850
Wtf this is like the whole vodka card

>>539248908
I wish it was...

>>539248904
Oh yeah, if you're so smart, where's your cointoss?

>>539248972
It's time

I hate Tokai Teio.
I seriously fucking hate her.

>>539249112
ssssssssssssssssex

>>539248871
>Trainer-san, you’re weaker than I thought…
>To think that even I could win against you so easily...
assertive Suzuka is hot

>>539249026
nta, but I held back from saying 1* guts because I didn't want it to be true, but deep down inside I knew that those white sparks must have demanded a terrible sacrifice.

>>539248850
>>539249026
My parents are either
>Godlike sparks
>Every white I need
>1* wit

Or
>Wrong red spark
>1* Unique
>Zero whites or a few useless ones
>3* Stam

>>539249138
no the joke is NTR, as in cuckolding, meaning you don't get sex, she fucks someone else.

>>539249306
yeah she has sex with me while you watch

>>539249026
Exact fucking opposite always happens to me even if I buy like 20 skills I only get 1 or 2

>>539249306
That someone else? Me.

>>539249306
Ntr doing Ntr seems oddly fitting ..I don't mind if it's with another uma..

>>539249345
SIUUUUUUU

I managed to get a win after 6 CM2 runs. We're going to the (shit) finals boys

My NTR wife is the best!

Grey uma can't run.

>>539249549
NTRAV...

Where did this ship even come from?

>>539242078
im farming sashes

>>539249406
>ooh nyo, I didn't get good enough whites on my 3*
I still don't have a single 3* stamina 370 runs deep and I'm going to keep making it /uma/'s problem until I get one.

I'm sick of building for CM. I had much more fun just trying to build generically strong umas instead of fishing for hyperspecific white sparks.

This is the closest fucking thing to a Cancer ace I have. Gonna KMS

>>539249104
My Taurus CM title.

>>539248904
>even with slightly worse luck would still have plenty left to save for Maruzensky
Wow you sure showed me.

>decide to watch this race
>right at the start, another horse veers off
>goes to the side, eats shit, his jockey eats shit
>horse had a heart attack mid-race
what the fuck

>>539249721
If you really do get that late-mid burst, it'll be a thing of beauty.
The wits mean it probably won't happen often, tho

>>539249707
You're gonna get it next time!

a free daily roll would alleviate an enormous amount of people's bitching, it's only a drop in the bucket but the feel good factor would be huge

>>539249721
based on my psychotic luck in the current CM you're still better than most people trying. My wife who doesn't even choose good parents or give a fuck about skills is in the group A finals and she's come up against people running umas with like 800 speed and 600 stamina. You're seriously probably fine, just don't run immediately when the window opens because people who take it seriously run immediately

>>539249817
staminalet horse died from too many debuffs

>>539249554
imagine waking up and the first thing you see is this

>>539249916
You will get a kidney stone if I don't

>>539249669
older female pedophiles making 'age gap' fiction

>>539249871
She pulled a Distance Year 3 Japan Cup out of her ass. I've never seen a Distance finish on that race.
>>539249954
I used to think so too. I ran immediately for Gemini because I thought I was cooked. Fucking 600 stam honse with the wrong green skills everywhere. I went 5/5 my first run at 6 PM sharp...

>>539249976
aura and NOTHING else

>>539249669
like most ships, from the mental illness of some tranny

>>539249784
>she can kill me and dump my corpse on a side road
She probably will, but that waist/hip ratio is worth the risk

>>539249803
faggot don't post NTR crying
fuck you
that scene is gut wretching

>>539250082
UMA IS A RUCK GAME

>>539250263
I will pray to Shiraoki-sama then.

I'll cum

So which Uma will hold another Uma down for me to rape?

>>539250059
Okay, but why those two specifically?

>>539250059
'age gap' being sexo is the one thing I can agree with them about

Trying to make a parent for Smart Falcon. Should I make it Mihono Bourbon for the affinity or El Condor Pasa for the ult? (Guest parent will be Seiun Sky)

>blow past retention line within the first 5 races
great now what am I supposed to look forward to

When does this one come out?

>>539249817
If horses have such strong legs, why don't they just leap over the brockening?

Are you going to roll for her?

post hons

>>539250374
it's easier to hold down the trainer

1-4
1-4
0-5

0-5
4-1
1-4

Well, at least I'm guaranteed the Silver in A finals. Haha...

>>539250558
I don't know that horse

>>539250410
Are the rights to any of those even held by anyone or is Uma not big enough in scope to go there?

>>539250468
I've been getting into it lately and it's great. Me as the little boy of course.

>>539250558
what the actual fuck is that thing...... Looks like a retarded giant dog.

>>539250468
shota is a nigger tier fetish tho

>>539250638
google says gold city

CLIMB THE ROAD TO THE TOP! NARITA TOP ROAD!

>>539250610
I got lucky and placed into A finals and I wouldn't even want to display the title at all. I have my favorite horse fan title and that stays till the end of times.

nutting the teio

>>539250738
Careful how you talk about the most handsome horse

>>539250409
>those black bars
>that disgustingly tiny res
fucking christ

>>539250558
For a split second I thought it had four front legs.

So when a velocity skill triggers it changes your top speed for X seconds but if you still need to accelerate to that speed within those X seconds, then if you need to accelerate to that speed in those X seconds, and then once the skill wears off you drop down to your old speed?

>>539250846
why she crying

>>539247497
>doesn't say anything about POW vs WIT, but does recommend Bakushin as a viable competitor to Falco
Interesting, and I can see why.
>Mid-race ult that will probably activate when you are about to be overtaken or while you are close to overtaking

>>539250679
They're all public domain, but it'd probably be too much of a hassle for Cyjews. Unless they start running out of irl horses which is unlikely.

>>539250905
she wanted raw but toreina used condoms

>>539250638
>can't recognize a horse by looking at jockey's clothes and horse mask colors
ngmi

>>539250540
umadacchis I thought this wasn't a yuri game..

This game hates me. The race spark gives summer runner but I still need wet conditions.....

UGH

>youtube creators
grifters
>/uma/
grifters
>danchou
grifters
is nothing sacred anymore

>>539251029
That is quite sad.

i got my ass sent to B because i still don't have good cards, maybe next cm

>>539251297
witgod

Do NOT reply to this post or she will come inside your home at midnight, pinning you down onto your own bed and make passionate and very rough love with you until the morning of the next next day. Once again do NOT reply to this post and do NOT elope with this Umamusume she is not worth it trainer-san!

Which Maya for the Gemini Finals?
https://strawpoll.com/Dwyo3pJYXyA

Which Golshi for the Gemini Finals?
https://strawpoll.com/wby5QJ9adyA

I'm a cardlet, please understand, this was the best I could do.
If you care to elaborate I'd appreciate that too.

>>539250826
Just feels nice to have something. Losing Taurus by half a head and getting nothing to show for it despite my hardwork and people I could have easily beat in B getting Gold felt like such a fucking slap in the face, openly antagonistic game design.
I knew I wasn't going to be able to do jack shit in Gemini because despite pulling well over 400 supports I somehow have no good Stamina cards. I have 1LB SC, a couple other SSRs at 0LB, and not even a single SR stamina above 2LB. My Kitasan is only 1LB despite sparking so even borrowing a level 50 supercreek then my speed cards suck besides MLB King Halo and Eishen.