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>Game News (EN)
Current Rate Up: Smart Falcon (3*), Super Creek (SSR), Tazuna Hayakawa (SSR)

Main Story Chapter 3 is up.
8/7 - 8/22: Golshi Week Celebration
8/17 - 8/27: CM Taurus Cup - Tokyo 2400m, left, spring, sunny, firm
8/21 - 8/30: Legend Race
8/28 - 9/10: Story Event
Timeline: https://uma.moe/timeline

>Game News (JP)
Current Rate Up: Vivlos (Alt 3*)
Pakalive Vol. 56 4.5th anniversary stream on 8/22
CM Classic will be held in September, Kyoto, 2000m, right, autumn, sunny
2nd Main Story, Team Ascella - Final Chapter Now Available

>IP News
Umamusume 6th Live Event Autumn Leg will be held on 10/18-19
https://umamusume.jp/contents/event/tnf6th-autumn/

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>All Guides & Resources
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Game database
https://gametora.com/umamusume (click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)
A basic guide for newfags
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Find networks if your region is blocked from the game or client
https://www.umavpn.top/
Seiyuu & Concerts
https://rentry.org/umst
/uma/ POG (Paper Owners Game)
https://rentry.org/umapog
Umamusume Global Reference Document
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Sodashi 2030.

Hey guys look at this Urara

Suzuka love

HOLY FUCK BROS

HOLY FUUUUUCK

634732844739
Any open clubs?

Almond Milk

>>535281142
Ok but does she have 3 star parents?

Of course a shitty Golshi event money farm run Bakushin gives me a 3(7*) speed and URA spark instead of actual spark runs.

How can you say your uma is locked on if she doesn't have this skill?

How many careers does it take to get from bond 5 to 6?

>>535281216
Just one, this is my first step

Now I'm so close to actually making a giga stamina horse

Rice thread?

Is horse sex ethical?

How cooked is this stake?

does this game have any big titty horsegirls?
sell me some of them

there is so much sovl in watching JP streamers/vtubers crying everytime they watch a new live for the first time..

https://kemono.cr/fanbox/user/17356791

Holy goldmine, does anyone have all the videos to download? Seems like the most recent ones are fine but the animator removed anything older than a couple of months.

Finally free

Three fucking tickets with this girl
She's insatiable

Dirt umas are the best umas.

>night owl
>infirmary success
>migrane
>infirmary success
>mood down
DUDE

https://exhentai.org/g/1949096/eb43756085/
This is canon (i'm doing the sex)

>>535281353
Several

Fuck trainers who just want to keep it all professional and shit.

>>535281332
THAT'S MY WIFE DELETE THIS

>get smark falcon off a free pull, my first good luck ever in the game
>cool shes pretty cute
>do a career to try her out
>she POPS THE FUCK OFF and never loses any race and gets tons of fantastic training
>get my ura finale highest score ever, actually close to A+
Is this what it's like to find an umawife? This feels like destiny

>removing dead bodies from my follower list
>just one of MANY MLB Kita supports
It's over. Even the luckfags/whales who went for MLB Kitasan are quitting...

Special Piggu.

>>535281654
I want to molest and rape this fatty

>>535281605
>meanwile I'm stuck with a LB3 one
Bros...

today, i made a dirt mayano and a sprint air groove, tommorow, who knows

>>535281381
Apparently they're in his Discord. Are you a bad enough dude to join that server without being a verified member of his fanbox?

>>535281690
Arima Kinen winner Haru Urara.

>>535281479
Where's Oguri?

>>535281516
I will cure that condition.

GOD DAMN I JUST WANT AIR GROOVE

ITS SO WEIRD TO NEED SR SHIT

>>535281760
Dead

>>535281690
When turf urara?

>>535281479
Seems like if it rained even just recently on a dirt track everyone gets mud fucking all over themselves
the horses the jockeys maybe even the spectators
its ridiculous
why isnt this rendered in game

>>535281436
Shit sparks though, 2* stam and almost no skills
Capped stamina, and would have gotten speed to S if I didn't butterfinger training during finals and get her injured
Didn't get professor event to proc, either
Still, I earmark all steamy solidarity umas

HAG SHOWER

>>535281760
Canteen

>>535281862
she can milk my prostate any time, goddamn

70,000 gold left
also like almost got to the second make debut ticket
I suppose im finished with golshit forever after that

>>535281605
I swiped a little after getting mine so im staying

>>535281816
The umas do get dirty when it's raining though.

What the fuck, shrine healing can fail?

>>535281862
OH MAH GAHD!

>rewatch Ms.Victoria winning live for the first time in almost 3 years
>remember my own chanmi win that time
>unironically start tearing up
Bros... I know we won't get it with the Taurus Cup but if Global still has its momentum by the time we get Ms.Victoria it's going to be so kino...

>>535281862
she looks like she loves rimming torenas

>just find out Taishin is meta for next CM
>banner’s already gone
Fuuuuuuck

>>535281353
>>535281343
Yes

>>535281749
>>535281814
i still haven't gotten decent parents so that will have to wait even if i somehow find a 6* mile 3* long white sparks arima kinen guest, but it is a plan

You give your trainee a tongue bath after every race, right?

>>535281887
>>535281958

>>535281896
>also like almost got to the second make debut ticket
Bwo are you even playing the game?

>>535281920
Shit, really? I could have sworn i saw at least one dirt rain race and all the rainy days just showed their clothes wet

>>535281709
Seems like he has a free tier but there's still content locked EVEN behind the discord. Come on someone has to buy that stuff to upload somewhere, take the bullet for /uma/:

discord link:
https://pastebin.com/bWNA6mQC

Kinda surprised Halo and Urara don't have the same trainer

Y'all gooning again?

>>535282059
It could be dependent on the track, or the graphical effect update isn't available on global yet.

>>535281816
I watched the races today, yeah it's funny but strangely cool to see the jockeys and horses take all that mud upfront, it looks like they came from a WW2 trench.

uh what the FUCK?

>>535282031
ERECTUS

>>535282196
Tazuna always makes me goon

>>535282213
>losing to npc horses
holy brick

Imagine going about your day when you're mauled by a random Teio. Imagine the taste of suddenly getting a mouthful of hachimi.

>>535281920
>tfw no after race sex in the shower with your uma

captcha related

>>535282187
Have you seen her story? She made a whole circus out of her scout. Trainer-san had to do a whole little pantomime publicly, calling her and himself number 1 so she could consider him. It was a guts check.

>>535282213
wow I havent seen a draw in forever....

>>535282213
BLOCKED
BLOCKED
YOU ARE ALL BLOCKED

This is how the average /uma/ trainer looks like

>>535282213
To the sashimi factory with all of them.

DOES ANYONE HAVE THAT PICTURE OF NICE NATURE LAUGHING

>>535282358
What if trainer is actually Urara (male)?

>pre debut acupuncturist
>take charming
>next turn
>Sweep's charming event
Well fuck me
Guess I should've taken the one with the recovery skills

hmm...Danchou is falling behind
I will give this club one more chance before I go

>>535282358
Literally me.

>>535282187
If you marry King Halo, Urara becomes your adoptive daughter.

>>535282358
ew
I prefer shota trainers

>>535282281
>>535282326
>>535282345
>>535282379
They weren't even blocked they were just OUTSKILLED

>>535281687
who cares nigga it's like a 6% increased chance of showing up overall which is like 6 more speed trainings

>>535282535
Well that's what happens when you give a woman children

>>535282503
Post the winner

>>535282484
That shit is lame and gay.

>>535282514
EL CHUPA CABRA
EL PERRO CACA
EL CONDOM PASTA
EL NICARAGUA

>>535282213
Spool Mover... I FUCKING KNEEL

>>535282484
>Shota
Did you get raped as a child or what?

>>535282646
>>535282503
justice for NPC horses!

>>535282646
A FUCKING SPOOL
THAT MOVES
LMAO

>>535282213
>6 of S, A+ horses lost to NPCs.
What the fuck? How it's even possible, can you see the stats of NPCs?

>>535282503
mogged by one inch of love

>>535282402
?

>>535282635
EL GORDO CAGA?

>>535282597
S TURF CHADS
I KNEEL

>>535282535
I support the inevitable hagification of umas

>>535282213
when you are brocked you are brocked

>>535282514
SEKAI SAIKYOU WA????

>>535282514
Uma ear snex??

>>535282791
>Sympathy
>there's a chance that the other AI umas had it as well, placing their faith in Spool Mover to secure the victory

>>535282358
this but I'm also plapping her

>>535282791
THE TYRANT OF TURFS
SPOOL MOVA

>>535282846
SOU

>>535282791
>Green build meta

>>535282845
My opponent's umas were in front until last spurt and just died due to low stamina (they only built 250-350 stamina on all hors in 1800m)
This caused my opponent to block Grass and Vodka most likely
Maruzensky on the other hand just fucking lost a fair 1v1 to a NPC this goddamn hag!

>>535281123
Only if you check out this superstar Falcon
>>535281604
Yeah she's pretty good, though my first attempt with her ended in getting second 3 times and failing the first objective
>>535282484
Based (at least in Super Creeks campaign)

>>535282791
uma musume is green skill game

>>535282791
Ready for anything Chad > your gimmicky one trick shitma

>>535282987
how many g2's do you usually run? is it really just one?

>>535282480
but urara is already my adoptive daughter

>>535281381
https://mega.nz/file/IGIHWb5K#PLydV_oILZ5KI0bRrVk_yR5__C77SWWzY4Li4ec_RpU
https://mega.nz/file/YaAU3IhB#wk8DES3fmusTvka3mlrTAc6YZgH9lTSLZOPM84iRYCI

Someone pay for the rest...

>>535281123
Wait how the fuck do you roll turf URA finale if your only victories are dirt? I didn't know total entries factored in... i thought it was just 1st place finishes of each terrain and distance

Goldshi is literally glued to McQueen.

>>535282791
Legit thats pretty good.

>>535282213
So this is what it looks like when 2 witmaxxers race each other

>good mood
>do recreation
>karaoke into claw game

>>535282845
Gold City come home pleaseee

>>535282987
turf S is op

DON'T YOU SEE IT. TEN MILLION HUMANS AT THE COST OF 1 MILLION UMAS.

>>535283331
i know distance S affect your speed and style S affect your wit and FoV. What does Track S even do

>>535283264
you WILL have a GREAT mood and you WILL like it!

would the game be more fun if guts and wit didn't exist?

>>535283410
Acceleration

>>535283452
the game would not exist

>>535282791
MY FUARKING GOAT

SPOOL MOVER

>>535283452
Doubt it but I know I will hate the guts rework.

>>535283410
POWER (aka acceleration and pushing other umas out of your way)

>>535283452
Guts training is really really fun though

>>535283264
>Good mood
>Cheat on my uma with tazuna
>It just works

>>535283494
Lose weight.

The cutest uma is a slight and willowy one.

>just borrow bro
THERE AREN'T ENOUGH BORROW SLOTS IN A DAY
FUCK OFF CYJEWS

Bros...why did my horse buy two tickets for a trip to germany?

>>535283082
Tbh I don't run them very often, usually if I need a mood up, if there's no rainbows this turn, if I need the fans for a level up to ult, or if it's beneficial to an objective
>>535283331
It's a nice buff :)

>>535283452
guts is betterr and i cant wait for the update it sucks only having speed and stamina as good stats

Anyone have the Nice Nature pic of her looking every which way to activate her debuffs?

Garbage.

>>535283693
Pretty good for Cancer Cup

>>535283754
this is animal cultural appropriation

>>535283754
WAIT THIS RETARD IS THAAAT STACKED?

Can Ushimusume coexist with Umamusume?

>>535283917
What do you think the steaks our umas enjoy are made of, anon?

Is it possible to win or at least get good rewards from CM with my favorite girls even if they aren't "meta"?

>>535283452
the game becomes kinoer when guts gets updated

Do custom matches give rewards?

Rice Shower cries during sex because she knows that she’s cucking someone else out of having sex with her husband.

>>535283682
What does guts do after the rework? Is it still related to stamina?

>>535284085
Being last place on A division is still pretty good. Only achieveable if your support card is meta enough tho.

>>535283107
Then you have a first grade wife already as well

>>535283832
Yes

>>535284074
Bison

I want an anime with Tachyon and Pokke doing fun things like bullying Manhattan Cafe. Dantsu Flame is there too just because.

>>535284419
Maybe you can see that in some Jungle Pocket support card event (or career...)

>>535284270
I kinda wonder if King Halo is part of this crew, I barely see her together with the other 4 in game

Comfy Sex with Gentildonna

>>535284241
My best cards are Tazuna and Kita LB1, and Fine Motion LB0
Yeah, guess I'm fucked

Enough about (you) umas, which umas aren't for (you) at all so I could avoid them

>>535284616
Only Loves You

>cold night
>drinking hot coffee
>waitinf for gbf nex banner
>listening random videos
>farming sparks
this is a nice and comfy night

>>535284536
she's not supposed to be they shoehorned her into the golden generation because they couldn't get the rights for the actual last member until recently

>>535284616
Almond Eye is for (Me), not (You)

>>535282646
Spool mover is such a silly name.
I kinda want art of this nonsense.

>>535284608
Current situation if copeable if you got relevant SR maxed. and having creek for maestro bot so you can rent Kitasan at least.

>>535284616
>which umas aren't for (you)
Your favourite.

>>535284616
Check this.

Honestly JRA needs a horse with a powerful name like Grothzagor the furious or Hoshino Mauler

Rice should have died in the anime too

Matikane and Matikane

>>535284840
how about this

Honestly JRA needs a horse with a powerful name like Doki Doki the Kawaii or Moe Moe Kyun

>>535284876
Why did Matikanefukukitaru decide to replace her orb with the demon core

>>535284978
Glowy orb just glows

How long till gold city becomes playable? surely it's soon right...

>>535284859
laisu....

>>535285103
after fuji banner

Honestly JRA needs a horse with a powerful name like Beyond The Grave or Dark Flame Master

>artist historical draws pov umas slobbering over dicks
>patiently waiting for the day he makes pov art for my wife symboli rudolf
>he does one for symboli rodolf
>gets monkey pawed into being symboli rudolf with female pov as she eats out pussy
Fuckkkk why does this always happen to me?

>>535282358
I'm assembling a team of trainers

How many medium sparks do I need to get from base A to S rank aaaaaaaaaa

i... i don't even have her racewear yet...

>>535284827
Why is Smart Falcon in her own category?

>>535285134
Valentine Crusader goes hard

BLAST OnePiece

>>535285134
The obliterator and chummers, intimidating

>>535285103
>>535280964 (OP)
>Timeline: https://uma.moe/timeline

>>535285248
I'm quite fond of Max Money

Gonna name my horses Nothing Personnel Kid and IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZER

>wow, isn't it admirable how Tokai Teio ran despite multiple leg fractures because (s)he had a dream?
Actually isn't it kind of fucked that the owner made the horse race after multiple injuries that are statistically very likely to be fatal, with each one increasing the probability of the next one? Isn't it kind of fucked to portray this extremely reckless, irresponsible behaviour as the will of the horse when it was actually just the shitty owner trying to get the most out of his "investment"?

do white sparks that don't generate stats even matter? it feels like there's not enough skill points in an ace setup unless you're whale tier anyway.

>>535285167
Artist?

>>535285134
>Max Money
>Valentine Crusader
>THE OBLITERATOR
>Chumers
I like them

but what does he obliterate

>>535285245
Because she loves torena but ends up cucking herself

>>535285396
your anus

>>535284803
If only I had enough pulls to buy SC
Alas, such is the destiny of a poorfag

>>535285134
imagine not betting on max moneey

>>535285336
Not really no.

>>535285396
The uma version will obliterate my benis, fuggg:DDDD

>>535284827
Good job translating that version. I swear the Japanese one leaves a lot to be desired. Hopefully we can get better visual ones in the future.

>>535285336
>normie mentality
People like to attach choices to a horse like it actually matters. It races, fucks and dies as its owner decrees.

>time for LoH

NYOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>535285245
She's a jobber

>>535285336
The horse will still run regardless if it's treated or not. The only difference is whether its on the circuit or in the barn.

>>535285479
is that a real life uma musume?

>>535285336
yeah but that comeback do be kinorino doughbeit

>>535285479
>normie

>>535285502
Eishin is a dangerous one...

>>535285482
Zephyr's tits are something else man

>>535285428
Yeah, if you don't pre-plan will be kinda hard the moment you decides if you want to try compete for the jims. There's no really middle ground in this whalege if you're poor. Either you sweaty af metaslave or you don't even play and just live by the cygenerous gibs.

>>535285610
What are they? They look like tits to me.

Am i really supposed to feed Golshi wit sparks and just let the cards and stamina training spam carry me?

>don't use narita taishin she's so hard to build!
>the race right after the event that plummets your mood is clearable with average stats
>she gets 20+ all stats after clearing a mandatory race
Such cowards don't deserve her

Why are horses such pathetic animals? People aren't even trying to kill them and they end up killing themselves half the time. Imagine if predators were after them.

>>535284840
King Kamehameha

>>535285609
Indeed

>>535285737
On average you're spending at least 2 turns to fix her mood/practice poor (you want to remove this before the stat event so you get even more stats/Practice Perfect double circle). Those two turns could have been spent on bigger gains.

>>535285554
>take a risk
>it works out
>everyone wins
>horse dies of old age in retirement after drowning pussy for over a decade
>ummmm isn't this kinda fucked up??
If it didn't work out we would obviously be talking about a different story framed in a different way dumbass

how do i use 4 speed 2 stam setup, when do i hit stamina, there are never 2 rainbow trainings

>>535285609
This would work on me

>>535285832
2 stam is a meme

>>535285134
>>535285435
well, Max Money finished third

>>535285336
Teio had time to rest and recover.

I wonder if in-universe, the names the Umas borrowed from real horses are there to hide their identities since they also double as idols, and they have more standard real names.

>>535285905
Modicum Currency

A family member has a racehorse and i used to hate anything related with it, but this fucking game is making me change my mind

>>535285828
If you are already using tazuna you just save the 4th date for the event.

>>535285878
Considering all the tryhards here it would have a 90% chance of success. I'd just sneak up on her from the bushes tho. Goldshi already paid for my Eishin spark

>>535285905
more like max jobber

>>535282213
>>535282791
Umazing!

>>535285676
True. Might as well take it easy and build whatever I can
Might as well just build my 3 favorite girls

>>535282791
jack of all master of none

>>535285905
Toga twist with the upset

>>535285738
They are extremely powerful and can handle predators just fine. Wild horses, that is. Not the horse equivalents of toadline SMASHED and SLAMMED bullies that were eugenically fucked to perform only one function at the detriment of literally everything else.

>>535286020
holy kek

>>535285828
After the event I just fix the mood with recreation, best case scenario you get claw machine event to make it perfect again, and practice poor either fixes itself with the shrine visit or by getting practice perfect
So, 1 or 2 turns for high stats across the boards is still either good for an average run, or not even damaging at all for a good run

the /pcrg/ club has a spot but I don't know if Danchou is trying to fill it or not

Give it to me bros. Ryan or Nature for miles, I still don't have Pasa.

>>535285737
Do i even wanna know what happened to the real horse that this part of the career references

>>535285829
>yeah bro I decided to take an 80% gamble of you fucking dying, but I got a good roll so why u mad bro?

>>535286221
Club rank?

is it better to have a 9* power with some g1s or a mix of 9* stam/power with 4* ura for borrow

>>535284665
>now new horse fans(uma musume lol) remember the fraud halo instead of the actual golden generation member
KING HALO
THAT BITCH
UNFORGIVABLE

>>535286335
Ura is always good to have. *9 power is only good for mile/sprint.

>>535286335
I'll take the ura if it's 6 Stam 3 power

>>535286281
>80% gamble
The source? Grass Wonder's ass.

>>535284665
Who?

Is it better to be fucking Manhattan Cafe's brains out on her corner sofa while Tachyon pulls up on her office chair for front row seats to observe you guys while taking notes regarding human to uma reproduction or is it better to be fucking Tachyon's brains out infront of her computer desk while Manhattan Cafe sits in her corner sofa blushing heavily trying to drink coffee she brew in peace all the while occasionally glancing at you every so often inbetween sips.

>>535285737
>don't use narita taishin she's so hard to build!
Harder to build than Goldship strictly due to stat bonus % spread if we're talking about CM
>the race right after the event that plummets your mood is clearable with average stats
It's two races and they're both relatively easy. the issue is that it's 11 turns before the event that gives mood up and 26/28 bonus stats (20 if you don't clear Practice poor) which means to get back to good/great on it's own you're spending 2 turns on recreation at a time period where you want to run Japan Cup + Arima Kinen for fans and skill points and sacrificing any rainbow training that occurs because they'll barely give you stats until you fix mood.
at best it's +140 stats which is a slight upgrade to just training if you take 2 turns to fix.
Not even taking into account if you get unlucky and you get any form of mood down or negative condition on top of this as you're trying to fix it.

Not an issue if all you want to do is beat career but for building for CM it's harder and the event sprinkles in an RNG disaster that just isn't there for (most) other umas.

>>535285984
Tazuna is only energy on date 2 and only a single mood up on date 4 which means even with the guaranteed practice poor fix you're still another recreation away before you want to train again. And that's if she's not being a bitch and hiding until late classic year or beyond which is not unlikely.

>>535286260
>no WIT growth bonus
>Bakushin gets a 20% bonus
Move aisde brainlet

Which uma would watch fnaf lore/theory videos?

>game grass wonder likes to see spe suffering
>she likes it so much she makes things harder for spe when given the chance
What the fuck is her problem?

>>535286440
Tazuna being a sneak has happened twice already.
It's going to suck ass when I try to optimize this.

>>535286221
365 but I'm not Danchou. I literally can't promise you anything

>>535286387
Rice Shower's ass*

I did 60 pulls on sc banner and didn't get a single copy. Should I just stop here since I'm not going to get enough copies even with 200 pulls?

>Even the 2000 classic generation, which was considered weak, managed to save face by winning several G1s by Agnes Digital, Tap Dance City, Eagle Cafe, and Zenno El Cid, but the only G1 that the classic generation in 1989 raised was won by Osaichi George. There is only one Takarazuka Kinen . All the rest of the G1 was swept away by the 1988 Classic generation, one year older (even the Australian racehorse Better Loosen Up, who won the Japan Cup, was born in 1985). Thanks to this, the 2000 classic generation is at least evaluated as weak, and the 89 classic generation is not even mentioned.[3][4] This is a generation with a perfect zero presence.

>Since 1992, he has been a stallion and produced horses that are active mainly in local horse racing. However, it did not leave any particularly outstanding descendants and was changed in use in 1999, and its [Osaichi George's] whereabouts after that are said to be unknown. It is one of the examples of the darkness of the Japanese horse racing world. Even if it is a classic generation in 1989, no matter how there is no presence, even though it is a victory of the Takarazuka Kinen G1, there is no outstanding descendants. It is usually slaughtered if it is missing after changing its use in the horse racing world.

>Osaichi George's generation is the only generation from 1983 to 2004 in Uma Musume Pretty Derby that is not even mentioned, let alone the director. The Osaichi George generation is the only one that does not come up even though there are no such external problems.

>What can only be said as a given is that in the case of Osaichi George, it symbolizes the darkness of Japanese horse racing and, by extension, the entire horse racing world, such as animal abuse , so there are many evaluations that this is an area that Uma Musume, a licensed game that is difficult to expose, cannot touch.

got 10million fans for maya

>>535286598
yes

>>535286293
oops >>535286570

reminder the fraudtuber that says to use your favourite horse for cm uses an A tier horse. hes baiting you to use E tier horses like taishin in cm to farm you.

Dia love

>>535286234
Lung problems
Bad health in general
However, on an unrelated note, s/he was present during Rice Shower's last race, so guess there's that

Trainer you look like a faggot who likes human women, this is a problem and we need to get that fixed right now.

>>535286675
Dumb kots you aren't even higher than some non-ウマオオオオ clubs that are currently top 200 right now. I thought your club would be more autistic but guess I was mistaken.

>>535286676
there's a lot of fraudtubers

>>535286676
which ones?

>>535286510
Goldship, Matikanefukukitaru, Matikanetanhauser.

>>535286432
i forget but it was either going to be Agnes World or Air Jihad

>>535286791
I always assume pvp gacha youtubers are fraudtubers
All bad or incomplete takes, and full of misinformation unless they're live and chat keeps them in check. And even then, they can just ignore chat and spread misinfo anyway

>>535286845
>fuku noises

>>535286845
>mambo singing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_umrMwoE_E

>>535286664
wife stats

>>535286895
>fuku noises

>>535286598
Yeah just cut your losses. had a guy yesterday post in club chat he pulled 200 times and didn't get a single creek, then he insta left the club and supposedly the game. Don't let the evil hag claim your soul as well anon

You're hanging around with your uma wife when this girl slaps your ass.
What does your uma wife do?

>>535286845
that looks like a fun group!!!!!

>>535286915
what did she mean by this

>>535286845
This is why they get night owl

>>535286845
Golshi would totally be the one making those videos
Half lore, a third recreating them with an unwilling McQueen being the victim, and the remaining time debunking purple guy theories

>>535286945
amazing

>>535286954
Curse her (Uma curses are real).

>>535286946
thats what the pity is for LOL

>>535286954
Be smug Dia is my wife

>>535286598
You were told multiple times this banner is for people with dogshit decks looking to expand their SRs with the bonus of getting a few copies of creek to later boost with gems. Were you expecting to MLB her with a single spark? Fucking idiot.

how do i career for parents with no guest chances left

>>535286954
But that is my uma wife

>>535286598
>>535286946
That one lolcow spreadsheet anon couldn't defeat the machinations of rng he supposedly didnt get a single natural copy of kitasan in 400 pulls. Really shows that no matter how much effort you give if you get raped you get raped

Is Neo Universe's career story really as great as people make it out to be?

>>535286845
The couple of accounts that are translating the pakatube videos are doing damn good work

Cygames really needs to get their heads out of their asses when it comes to advertising to the rest of the world, did they not fucking see how insane vtubing got overseas?

>>535286954
Break her in half.

>>535287134
depends entirely on what you're aiming for bwo

>>535286774
yeah but this last spot is basically a free gem for any clubless anon right now.
they have to join soon or they will miss the 14days rule

>>535287172
deserved for pulling on a trash banner with 0.5% rate up

>>535286954
She better grit her teeth.

Sex with Gentildonna, I will keep posting Gentildonna until she's out in global.

>>535286676
Where's a list of A tier horses for this CM?
The consensus I've seen is Gold Ship, Agnes and Nice Natie

>Training options restricted!
>Training options restricted!
>Training options restricted!
>Training options restricted!

>on race day so it's a free 20 energy for nothing
fucking weirdo ily

>>535287268
good luck.

>>535287172
i got 7 in 400 sparking for satono diamond on the second one

>>535287134
Pick a 3 star Uma with a good ult inherit. Train stam/power on them, hope for 3* spark. Now repeat this with another 3* with good ult but using the first parent you got as inherit. Repeat this a 3rd time using the previous two as inherits. Now you have 9* stam/power with good skill inherits. Bonus points if they have distance pink and good white skills + URA final

>>535286224
Nature. Her Unique is more consistent for Pace / Late than Ryan.

>>535281353
Eyup

>>535287104
>>535286598
it's statistically unlikekly for anyone to be done with srs without whaling. almost everyone should have rolled here
>>535287223
it's .75

>>535287043
Yeah, I guess some people don't fully realize that "only pull if you can spark" means " you might very well get 0 copies" he probably expected to get at least one PLUS the pity but I don't know. He also said he only got 2 ssrs from the pulls and both were shit so that probably was part of it

>>535287304
actually this is probably a better image

>>535286654
That's stuff from the 90s, I doubt a G1 winner would be treated like this, the internet makes fans way more aware of the whereabouts of the horses.

>>535287414
Christ, golshi mode sucks dick.

I'm looking around in this race planner and the difference between having S and A in medium is crazy. It's 2 lengths over on average.

>>535286946
I only got 1 creek in 200 rolls which is a little unlucky, but nothing worth dropping the game over.

>>535287489
They got spoiled by hoyo gacha, cyge gacha is far worse.

>>535287268
Have you made a Gentildonna club?

>>535287373
>Pick a 3 star Uma with a good ult inherit.
i only have mcquuen and oguri. should i try to 3* someone with statues

>>535287353
I can wait unless there's a point in JP Umamusume they have a worst patch that literally make a lot people quit.

>>535287605
brain diff

STOP PULLING WITHOUT SPARKS YOU ARE LITERALLY WASTING YOUR CARATS

>somehow urara is always the exception
???

>>535287648
I just don't want to redeem skill saar.

>>535287172
>all the quantifiable data collection, spreadsheets and monitoring autism in the world
>burnt out from trying to beat the RNG
Poetry

>>535287640
The worst was the throne scam, but global knows it before hand so it wouldn't be as bad.

I got 2 creeks, shakur, tazuna, gold city, teio, fine motion, bakushin in my 200 pulls for creek + the spark. Guess I was fairly lucky

>>535287713
what's the throne scam

>>535287732
Giga meta card that's only meta for 2 months(1.3 for us)

>>535287732
This thing they hyped as the next Kitasan, only to powercreep it two months later.

>>535287775
What card is that?

>>535281138
How do I stop her from loving me? I've pulled her three times now from trainee scout. She's sweet but she's the only three star horse I've pulled, what does she want from me

>>535287713
>>535287732
hopefully cygames wont be retarded and just add the patches that fix some of the stuff earlier instead of waiting

Where are the freebies...

>>535287651
Let natural selection weed out the retards

fapping to your favorite characters is so relaxing, you can feel that extra oxytocyn being injected in your brain

>>535287868
Wouldn’t it be fine to use along with the new, more powerful card?

>>535287640
idol games don't last that long. the zoomers playing right now will give up and the younger teens will latch onto a new ip or game.
SIF was much bigger than uma and it already eos'd

>>535287887
We won't be getting shit for a while thanks to Goldship week

>>535287989
sif was handled by bushiroad which was 10x worse than cygames

>>535287651
Yes
And I'm fine with that

>>535287731
Lucky cunt. 2 creeks, 2 tazunas, 1 kit and about 20 copies of mayonnaise that I ended up cleating instead of any useful SRs.

>>535287989
>SIF was much bigger than uma
lol
lmao even

>>535287895
>Those Guts cards near the top
This looks like a joke to us but damn... Their revenge will come.

>>535286676
Nobodys favourite hoursse is Taishin though?

>>535288071
im still at 0LB sweepy though...

>>535287989
>SIF was much bigger than uma
The only game "much bigger" than uma in Japan is Monster Strike, and even then it kneeled to uma at its peak.

>>535287567
Now i know what yer thinkin
Did i fire five shots or six, dess?

>>535287534
I love big titty mares

>>535287895
there are people who quit the game because they couldnt roll a card that is the same tier as guts winning ticket. fraudtubers... i kneel

>>535287651
I pulled Kitasan for 170 times before knowing what sparks meant... then I learned everything after it all turned to clovers

>>535288206
They're the best

>>535288285
newcutie first gacha...

>>535287989
>SIF
they fucked up themselves desu, what a trash was SIF2 and that RPG one

>>535288206
im only pulling on mares this game cause the other horses have penises irl

>>535287651
Nope
10 roll on every banner i like before reaching 30k

I don't understand how dating kiryuin causes my uma to gain energy, skill points and mood up
I guess the umas are happy their trainer is not a loser?

>>535288324
Which one was the one that released globally along with an eos notice?

>>535288253
Same tier THEN. Now she's top tier.

Nobody gives a shit about future tierlists because everything gets power crept into irrelevance to encourage continued rolling.

>>535288337
Uma musumes are always female, insecurebro.

>look up le bible
>you need 520 stam for sprint
?????

>>535287895
>Ramonu SS
Ramonu LOVE

>>535288206
Why do you guys like mares more? They're all girls in Uma anyway, is it because mares feel extra feminine or some shit?

>>535287775
>>535287868
Spoonfeed this for me.
From what I understood about the card it was only meta for one scenario. The next scenio came out and she wasn't good in it.
If people are rolling for a card that only good for one scenario they don't have any right to get angry when the card isn't meta for the next scenario.

>>535288449
Ah yes, the extra feminine mares like... [checks notes]... Vodka!

>>535288350
Your uma is burned by jealousy so everything is red.

>>535288516
with the exception of vodka cause that is clearly a man

>>535288350
Mares in the wild often are mated to a chad stallion with a harem, so an uma seeing their trainer get with numerous other females flicks a unga bunga switch in their brain that their trainer's an alpha male, and will provide the strongest offspring

>>535288350
Trainer dates Kiryuin
She's a stuck up bitch and won't bang trainer
Trainer bangs trainee
Voila

>>535288449
Mares wear bloomers.
I love bloomers.
So I love mares.

I was kind of hoping not to reach 30k carats so I had an excuse to skip...but I need SRs don't I?

>>535288449
Inability to separate reality from fiction.

I need good uma porn

>>535288449
All umas are mares after I impregnate them

>>535288449
burumas

>>535288350
>go to a date with kiryuin
>she's retarded and don't want to have sex
>leave
>call your trainee
>fuck her stupid all night
done

>>535288656
Nice try, yakuza whistleblower
You won't get my stash

>>535288449
You’re overthinking it

>>535288656
I have uma porn fatigue from this general.

How many SSRs can you realistically run before they start cucking each others event chains?

>>535288337
ardan bros it's over....

so is agnes a he or she?

>>535288449
Dober > McQueen
Therefore mares > stallions

>>535288794
>the most for (you) horses are almost all stallions
He's missing out.

>>535288449
Some posters are just extra vocal about their love. All umas are female, so it makes no difference.

>>535288610
trve trve

something something anon posting about how mares are actually extremely attracted to human males to the point where they get excited after just whiffing your scent as you walk onto the premises
one common method of how they get mares to breed with stallions is that they have to put a trusted human man next to the mare and they have the stallion very quickly eject their semen into the mare while the mare thinks it's the human mating with her and they need to do this fast enough so that the mare doesn't notice or she could kick the stallion and end up injuring the hors
tl;dr: mares are EXTREMELY HORNY for ningen men

>>535288783
i've been trying 5 and im always missing maestro or gourmand

>>535288624
idk order your shit by uncap level next time if you want a response.

>>535288449
I simply wanna sex with Gentildonna?

Also this image kills me everytime on the inside >>535288898

>>535288624
the only people who don't need sr's spent a few hundred dollars on this game already.

>>535288610
Great taste

>>535288961
What
That seems bullshit

>>535288898
Ticket is very cute.

I always liked Biwa but actually reading their stories in English made them so likeable.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>535288890
Stallion. Get your mental illness away from this franchise.

>>535288898
Yet how come all the umas based on stallions absolutely mog the ones based on mares?

>>535288898
this is the type of shit that makes men post blade runner ryan gosling

>>535289034
Even when the face is long, it is still cute

You have been visited by Symboli Rudolf, the prostate milk extracting emperor! Lucky for you she has yet to notice your presence.

All you have to do is NOT respond to this post to be able to safely avoid her gaze. If you do catch her attention, she will show up in your room at 3 a.m. to rim you while jerking you off like a cow until morning under the guise of performing a prostate exam on you for your own good, but it is actually for her. This will give both of you the negative condition "sleep deprived". So please do not reply to this post

>>535288898
A girl does not wear male trackpants.

>>535286221
Hope they are, I'm desperate to join a club...

I want to touch an umas ears

Dr. Pavel, I am Uma.

>>535283494
>>535283609
>>535283754
>>535283917
these appear to be cows

>>535289118
>my wives
>ryan
>brian
>and mr COCK BALL

>>535289147
>clothing defines your sex
Very progressive of you anon.

>>535289131
Oh shit I accidentally replied to this post what the fuck do I do, nooooooooooo

I want to please an uma's manko (real).

>Japs keep sending horses to compete in France even though its just other europeans that otherwise bother to participate in French races
>Even after many many years of attempts they only reach 2nd once in a while
>One of the horses sent over was named Blast Onepiece
what is even going on here

which uma has a pink ribbon? pink ribbon means they are in heat.

>>535289147
Your mom does after receiving my seed

>>535289178
he wasn't alone

Gimlet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SqJ7HT3qu98

>>535289268
Pretty sure he meant sex defines clothing but whatever, champ.

I never used Goldship and now I'm fucked for the Golshi event

How do I build her and what stats points she needs?

This wasn't in the trainer manual

>>535288964
Yeah 5 seems unplayable. I'm only running 2 and I've already miss stuff from time to time. I think 3 is the most before just getting the events becomes a gacha in itself

>>535286454
Bakushin's 20% bonus is speed (what else?). Wit has a 10% bonus.

Shorts are Nice too.

>>535289435
Oh then I mixed that up, regardless Tachyon has no wit bonus anyway.

>>535288898
Fuck, that's cute.

>>535289421
im guessing something gets fixed in the future if all the decks are just 6 SSR

What's the most efficient way to paypig for carats?

>>535289334
every uma whenever i'm their trainer

>>535289321
a non eu horse hasn't won it yet they want the glory

>>535289535
10k credit card limit per month

>>535289321
El arco de la baguette is the final boss of Japanese horse racing, it's hard to understand but it's basically generational autism and pride at this point.
Think of it, the Mejiro s achieved their dream of multiple tenno sho horses with their name, now the Japs want that golden baguette something fierce.

They want their horses bloodlines to beat the jetlag and be the first non euros to beat it.

>>535289535
Monthly pack but that's limited and will be discontinued eventually.

>>535289535
Buy value packs like the daily carats pack.

>>535289535
Daily carat pack, rookie packs, limited purchases besides the big one and selector tickets.

>>535289535
the monthly pack is the only one that isn't a complete scam

>>535289582
Limit is less of an issue than the bank freaking the fuck out if I make a bunch of purchases in rapid succession and locking my card out for "fraud"
>>535289597
>and will be discontinued eventually.
Why

>>535289535
selling csgo boxes

>>535288375
SIF2, the supposed sequel.

>>535287682
nips meme'd this too btw
that speech of hers makes 0 fucking sense when urara is literally waddling her dumbass around tracen

>>535289659
Just call your bank and tell them to authorize the payments

>>535289334
Gold Ship tries to put one around McQueen's tail in the anime but she gets prompty kicked.

>>535289597
>Monthly pack but that's limited and will be discontinued eventually.
Does it get replaced by the battle pass they add in JP or something?

>>535289552
does brian ever have a meta version? preferably one with exposed panties?

>>535289393
Heavy focus on stamina goes a long way. Golshi may randomly refuse training which is bit annoying but she's pretty straightforward career to do.

lmaoing@taishinfags

>>535289568
I will laugh my ass off if one of the Mexican horses gets to do it first.

I think some argentinian horse came close recently too, don't quote me on that though.

>>535289718
Blaze Brian.
Panties are for her trainer only.

>>535289568
Okay but looking at these lists i dont see American, Australian, Canadian, or Arab states etc. even bothering to enter
I saw one Argentinian...

>>535289589
i almost feel compelled to research what the hell caused this generational autism

>>535289717
Who's that semen demon?

How do I convince Grass Wonder to shit on my face

you think they'll add oguri (forma de anime) with her unique running animation?

>>535289897
bring her to dubai

>>535289867
Your one way ticket to Dubai.

>>535289832
i can do it to pits too.

>>535289804
shes meta for the next one

>>535289867
:3

>>535289867
:3

>>535289779
I'll try 3 SPD 1 WIT maybe Condor Pasa or Super Creek.

I just don't know the thresholds to aim for like if it was: stop at 900 SPD then get STA to 650 then 500 POW and 300~ Wit (I made those numbers up)

>>535289867
Vivlos my beloved

>>535289835
That's because the turf at Longchamp is completely different from your usual turf courses.

>>535289714
I still end up locked out for 24-48 hrs. So the only workaround is loading up in advance a bit at a time

>>535289950
only fat girls have this kind of mouth shape

>>535289918
Honestly? Probably never
Maybe when they're assed to upgrade the engine and add more animations
Tachyon would probably get the same treatment
Would never happen though, this is cygames we're talking about

>>535289994
Thats gay, I can call my Swiss bank 24h and get them to do stuff

>wants to live in fucking Dubai
Woman moment.

>>535289981
Thanks anon, what a cutie

>>535289597
Wait monthly gets discontinued?!

>only 1 episode of Palmer story is uploaded
Why is fate so cruel?

happy honse

>>535290082
She wants that dubai mega pot money let her race

Wait, I'm retarded, does this mean that Verxina, Vivlos and Chevacci are sisters (brother I guess in the case of Chevacci) then?

I think I have enough umas for now, i'm gonna go for a card banner next, since I can't spark the Creek one, what's the next big card banner?

There is a way to get welfare spe as a latelet? It kinda sucks you get locked out of training a style without it.

>>535289804
what does the X-axis represent here?

>>535284632
Sex with Gentildonna

>>535290242
You can get old welfare cards in a later update.
Though by that point you should have a decent enough deck to render her moot.

>>535290215
yeah, the other two are full sisters, cheval only shares the same mother with them

>>535290215
Yea, Verxina and Vivlos have the same father as well.

I'M GOING FUCKING INSANE HAHAHA

>brian's story song is linkin part rap rock
kek

Post your least favorite uma.
Other judge your tastes.

>>535289835
wtf is doing an argentinian horse there? i thought the last horses who managed to do something outside were Paseana, Bayakoa, Invasor and Candy Ride

>>535289867
:3

>>535290376
Looks like luck is'hint' in your favor

>>535290376
I feel you, bro, I had a run where I kept getting pace chaser savvy right after another.

>>535290215
>he doesn't know about the V-sister

>>535290418
daiwa scarlet, she's just your basic bitch tsundere

>>535290418
Vodka she's a dumb moody bitch

There is not a single worst girl that Agnes Digital.

>>535290418
Aside from the obvious Air Shakur?
Seiun Shart

>>535290418
Her hair is stupid, but her personality is nice

>>535290465
Do mares in game have the fattest titties, even more so than the other girls that were stallions in real life or am I starting to imagine things...

>>535290418
Matikanefukukitaru

>>535290418
Both Daiwa and Vodka, their careers suck

>>535290557
butch lesbians in my idol game??

>>535290135
If you really want to read ahead, the whole transcript is translated here.
https://github.com/UmaTL/hachimi-tl-en/tree/main/localized_data/assets/story/data/04/1064

Just find a YouTube video compilation of her JP story and read side-by-side.

>>535290418
not a big fan of goldship

>>535290376
Yeah fuck that. Landing stat up on a card with no Hint Frequency bonus is hell.

>>535289867
Vivlos :3

why don't umas take more showers? Their pits are always sweaty and stinky. The smell at the academy is overbearing

>>535290474
>>535290519
I wonder who wrote these posts

>>535290159
All smiles

>>535290418
I did the uma ranking twice and Nishino Flower came last both times. I don't mind her but I don't care for her as a daughter, wife or racer at all.

>>535290681
Hell yea

>>535290418
TM Opera O.

I'm too retarded to build debuffers
>10+ GS runs without a single S
>Nature gets S turf + medium
Of fucking course.

I only fuck mares.

>>535290418
definitely gold shit, and the superstitious loud bitch

>>535290474
>>535290602
>>535290628
>>535290636
Shit taste.
>>535290519
>>535290520
>>535290540
>>535290557
>>535290721
>>535290819
Good taste.

>>535290465
>cheval is pretty small in her tracen outfit
Wait she has to be padding her racing outfit

>>535290441
For some reason Azteca horses and South American horses in general tend to perform ok in euro cups.

I like Air Shakur

>>535289804
I love little chibi/whatever faces he uses for horses.

>>535289131
The negative condition isn't called "sleep deprived" it's called night owl dummy, the scenario/event which can contain "night owl" is called sleep deprived, anyway i'm gonna go lock my doors, uma's are well known for both their regard for torena consent and their property so i'll be fine

>>535290418
TM Opera or Bakushin

>>535290926
why

>>535290418
Mayano or this uma
I never understand her, her voice is annoying and I feel it's a wasted slot.

Will it kill you faggots to not respond to "which uma is le bad" posts?

which uma is le bad

>>535290926
Yes, very curious.

>>535290418
kys redditor

>>535290970
you wouldn't get it

Post umas that definetely leglock

>>535290907
interesting. where can i see the list of horses? i want to see if there are cool names there

>>535291116
All mares leglock.

>>535291116
Gentildonna my dude.

>>535290974
shes kinda funny with her hand movements

Good night faggots.
Have a picture of my wife.

>>535291090
Shit, meant to reply to >>535290907

>>535290418
Marvelous Sunday, absolutely nonsensical body proportions, also an eldritch being.
Biwa Hayahide, absolutely despise her combination of puffy hair and glasses and know-it-all attitude.
Dual Nitro or whatever, dogshit character design.

>new uma ever 9 days
how is this sustainable...

>
>but she likes trainer
So she has daddy issues?

>>535291245
It's averaging every 7 day bwo

>>535290926
Many such cases.

>>535291245
You are being milked.

since Taiki ult is a must-have (for Golshi) but she herself is a shit parent I can only cope by using her as grandparent, right?

https://youtu.be/nXTWVpbNGdk?si=oupc1T2d4sWBqrqC
Another one

>>535291346
who will be the biggest milker?

>>535290418
seeking the pearl

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=02Kz4z8Q86Y

sleepy honse

>>535291414
Cyjew

>+70 speed training
>8% training
>FAIL
SUZUKA WHYYYY

>>535291245
IS THAT... CONTENT?!?
AIEEEEEEEEE NIGERUMAN SAVE ME

>>535291359
she locks her lips around unsupervised trainers' buttholes

>>535290418
Out of the one's I've played so far it's air groove, she's pretty boring
>>535291018
I will detonate if I do not respond to engagebait
>>535291116
Pic related, you'd have better luck pulling Excalibur out from it's stone

Help me choose which umas to build for CM
Not looking for a perfect build, but a basic plan would be fine
My natural 3* are TM Opera O, Special Week, Maruzensky, Silence Suzuka, Tokai Teio, Oguri Cap
My other 3* are El Condor Pasa and Gold Ship

>>535290418
gold shit, so funny speaking and acting retarded

>>535290938
get the FUCK off the hood you fat COW you're gonna fucking DENT it

>>535291134
There are a few pages on the Caribbean classics pages where you can see Wich horses competed, but it's kinda of lame how it reads mostly like an excel sheet.

>>535291517
>so funny speaking and acting retarded
True

>>535290418
tachyon
overrated and cringe

>>535291354
post the source for this already please

>>535291501
Gold Ship, Oguri, debuff Nature

me too curren chan

Do we have a date for CM?

>>535291592
sorry anon but I'm already taken

>>535291152
ngl, lotta these are disappointing. some are sooo much better than others like tach, daiwa and halos

>>535291592
Yeah, me and you.
*smooch*

>>535291583
Is Nature worthy of building without her last skill? I ran out of moneis leveling Ogurin's

https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxDmcFaPV7avcGSp7gjLzzJNuzHgESEQG-?si=U1Qn1QqsFfvos0hf

DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING

>>535291772
THAT'S MY GOAT