IM GETTING SO CLOSE, I SEE IT, THE S WALL, I WILL SHATTER IT

>gives like 100 stamina at the expense of a real support
>energy refills are shit
Bros...Riko was a gaslight

Do NOT freak out. We can do this, we are only STRONGER

AT EASE SAILORS, THE SLAUGHTER RESUMES TOMORROW

I'm not fucking giving up, I have 80 stamina refills to burn. I'm going big or going home.

Read up anons...you wouldn't want to be caught unprepared for the Unity Cup release. Right?
https://gametora.com/umamusume/aoharu-hai

>Spends up to 30,000 carats on swimsuit Maruzensky
>realizes they don't like building this uma
How many people do you think have buyer's remorse?

I just tried the mobile version of the game on emulator and it's ridiculous how snappy and responsive it is compared to steam version. No wonder people say you can finish a career in 15mins, this is legit fast

>max speed
>get 1* speed
haha, very funny, game

Stop pretending to be smart while suing DUMB Falcon images

>>542398814
Bakushin but she loses to even mediocre Falcos and if SMaru shows up in the finals you aren't blocking that shit at all

>get groundwork
dogshit run
>dont get groundwork
God uma 4 green skills and focus

The game is fucking with me

>>539719353
It's fine as is. I say this sadly without irony that some people have never experienced trying and losing before in their lives and this is the first time they've had to tangle with that feeling.

Triple Frontrunner is a gaslight btw
you only need 1

>>538628387
Fuck you, those are my 3 favourite Uma's, and I don't have any of them.

>>538308296
I really don't want to hear the attack on titan opening when we're having sex

>>537001835
>/w 800 Speed

>>536843634
I think my cards are too shit to get double 1100+ stats

>>536823903
Yeah I had a disappointing end to the run but I'm going to kick it back harder starting with gemini

I should have used my other Uma.

>you NEED distance S
>also you NEED a skill from a parent with shit compatibility so even with max distance sparks it won't trigger 90% of the time except for the 1 run where don't get your gold recovery or rainbows

>>536573657
Naughty Nature is a profound metaphor for nuclear weapons and mutually assured destruction. The world would be better off, and yet we can't help ourselves from making three catty bitches who enter a race to yell debuff expletives and slurs to bog everyone down.

>>536537041
is this the new shitpost material?

FUCK NICE NATURE
I'm starting my own Nice Nature weapons program, I will survive round 2

I will admit I went 2/3 but then went 5/0, 4/1, and 5/0 respectively. I am now a firm believer in queue times and dodging the first 10 minutes.

>odds of getting 3* length spark I want 1 of 40
>odds of getting the white spark I want 1 of 3
>odds of getting white spark #2 I want 1 of 4
>odds of getting white spark #3 I want 2 of 3 or 1 of 3 depending on agemasen lol
>best case scenario I will get my dream parent uma in 720 runs
never run the odds haha....

>failed maiden race
>next turn injury

>>535331346
It's uh....it's 1 o'clock! Yes!

Could have just got class 6 retention but instead all my aces decided to come 2nd.

>Uma gets brocked in last corner
>Uma breaks through...!!
>a Nice Nature randomly speeds up, gets in front of her, and blocks her for the rest of the race
excuse me what the actual fuck

>>535065168
>anon is starving to death outside
>meanwhile, our timmy is still sub 2m after 2 months
>probably Danchou's pet friend
life is unfair

so like
do we have any anon going for B rank CM?
are we all in the bigboi league?

I've seen a bunch of conflicting information on inheritance and what pushes your points down. Let's say I am raising Special Week. If Grass Wonder is in the grandparent on both sides of the family is that a problem? If Grass Wonder is a parent on one side of the family and a grandparent on the other? I know Uma hate being their own grandparent (Gametora tool says as much) but wasn't sure how fickle it was with an uma being located in multiple places in the family tree.

>none of the good Bakushin parents I can find have any Mile inheritance
>none of my best parents have any mile inheritance
>B rank (on top of lower Stamina) means there's a high chance you get cucked on the very few G1's she can even race regardless of stats or skills
Pain... Suffering...

wit game man is still in Class 5 btw. probably rerolled for Kitasan

>>534355070
>autistic bitch
>lame hag
>amerimutt
yuck
I do wish I had Taiki...

is youtube like super duper slow today?
just me?

actually
how is TT retention rate on JP server?
It's easy to climb up in TT here because global is full of auto-select babbies

>>534052986
how am I supposed to know? I don't have Twin Turbo
try asking in /umaJP/

Fuck chasing the blue sparks, who /red and white maxxing/ here???

do they do SR rateup?
I need one more Sweep Tosho

>>533799189
Bakushin doesn't fuck around.

>>533790678
Urara and El are free and you can pick Oguri/Taiki from 3* Selector
>b-but
you did it to yourself

>>533712979
Actually read.
But even if you do, kneel down and prepare to get shot, we don't stand for Mother apologists in this thread.

>>533676338
just borrow horse with multiple Sprint sparks and convert Air Groove into one like everyone else

>best stat run I've ever seen
>no medium S

>lose the Hopefuls
>run becomes hopeless

>CUMA danchou says he'll kick anyone who asks for it
>refuses to kick anyone until he can scrounge up some replacements from his discord recruiting thread
>asks for dirt shoes instead

>Urara career
>first g1 dirt race
>gets boxed and comes last
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
THAT'S IT YOU'RE RUNNING FRONT THE ENTIRE REST OF THIS SHIT I DON'T CARE IF IT NUKES YOUR WIT YOU'RE ALREADY RETARDED ANYWAYS

>>532579793
You stupid fucking nigger are no two opinions in the post I made, people were saying she's not a kid and she explicitly is.

>F2P Spe gives Hydrate
annnnnnd this run is bricked
time to go for 600/600/600

Don't care about the spreadsheet.
Don't care about the weekly fan requirement.
Do care that you kicked a bunch of sub 10mil /uma/ players for a bunch of sub 10mil randoms from a fucking reddit discord.

>Super Creek speeds the fuck up and beats my Mayano by 10 fucking lengths in Career
>check her build
>half as much power, half as much stamina and half as much speed as me
>literally no speed or acceleration skills
You cannot convince this shit isn't rigged. It's like reverse rubberbanding.

alright
time to get my shit together and build actual A team for class 5

YOU FROZE MY FUCKING TEAM RACE!!!

>spend a stupid amount of time grinding medium and long uma for sparks
>nothing
>hmm my Bakushin in pvp needs a little love
>3* power immediately first run
love this retard like you wouldn't believe.

>lose Hopefuls
>run becomes hopeless

>another career run without a single gold recover skill
maybe I should stop relying on them

>lose the Hopefuls
>run becomes hopeless

>>531817207
>CanUCK
>FUCKING TAX
you failed the birth lottery, you deserve it.

soooooooo in order for me to get Dirt spark
I have to keep banging my head against Urara until she gives me 3* Dirt?

damn I have no sprint horse for PVP's 3rd slot
I'm forcing Air Groove into Sprint then

>Speed spark is completely obsolete now with Kitasan
damn

Let's hear them
>Damage Report
>Mental State

Reminder that this is the worst banner in the history of the game. It literally NEVER is this bad again.

It took me 600 rolls to get Kitasan without pity in simulation...

oh wow you fucks are cleaning up uma merchs
those mcqueen figs were sitting in Amiami for years and they're all gone now

>>531134457
DIE DIE DIE
DIE DIE DIE
EXPLODE MULTIPLE TIMES AND HAVE YOUR CORPSE EATEN BY CROWS AND HOMELESS FREAKS

Everyone said to reroll for Fine Motion but I'm not feeling the power from her bros.

>>531069894
how are we supposed to give you any advice based on these 2 images?
anyway
your Bakushin has no stamina
>no she's not
prove it

>Mcqueen potential skills want you to be Frontrunner
>Mcqueen Front is B

wait...so you're telling me that I have +400 flat stat in career mode
but these stupid horses can somehow job in debut race
against horses with sub 100 stat?

ummmmmmmm bread?

guys...I think I want to sex Bakushin

>>530468209
I'm so fucking tired of those faggots bullshit.
Yes, their games can be fun and refreshingly unique and varied, plus their music teams are 10/10, but fuck me are they antiquated in development things.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UgdR06hKEiU

>>530365024
opera O and Agnes currently.
I've already won with Groove, Daiwa, and Bakushin
I've gotten a lot of help from the bros here. I think I'm just getting really bad RNG currently and it can be really frustrating getting walled at the final personal goal for both Uma's over and over.

okay this is not working out right now
I'm just gonna put Ryan career on hold and start farming for Stamina spark first

>>530095160
>bitch ended 7th on her third fucking race somehow
really shouldnt have started the game again, much less try and play "normally"
never do anything but spam speed with this dumb cunt, simple as.