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>Game news (EN)
Current Rate Up: Tokai Teio (3* Alt), Mejiro McQueen (3* Alt), Kitasan Black (SSR), Satono Diamond (SSR)
7/16 - 8/1: Story event
7/27 - 8/8: Legend Race

>Game News (JP)
Current Rate Up: Fusaichi Pandora (3*)
Scenario Release Campaign:
>Doubled Bonuses
>Extra Rentals & Cost Discount
>TP Usage Halved
>Daily Free Factor Reroll
>Onsen Rate Up
CM Classic will be held on 7/25, Hanshin, 2200m, right, summer, cloudy, special rule: No debuff skills.
LoH Long will be held in August, Sapporo, 2600m, right, summer, sunny.
2nd Main Story, Team Ascella - Final Chapter Now Available

>IP News
Umamusume 6th Live Event Autumn Leg will be held on 10/18-19
https://umamusume.jp/contents/event/tnf6th-autumn/

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>All Guides & Resources
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what's he doing to teio?

Digitan LOVE

is there a list of what banners/patches/events we will get next in order

Does Oguri Based have kids or grandchildren

>>532651490
Yes

>>532651490
No

R8 my IRL horse.

His name is Parrandero

Would King Halo get mad if I called her my Queen instead?

>strong mayano start
>limp through the arima kinen part of her arc no matter what
I can't wait to actually have good cards so I can just dunk on whatever annoying gotcha races pop up in these careers.

>>532651382 (OP)

Teio will learn

>>532651609
he looks very powerful

been 2 weeks and no progress on my first 9* Uma...i'm losing hope

>>532651609
cute hons

>>532651678
>>532651703
How can such a cheeky brat be so bulliable?

KICK US ALREADY FROM CUMA
STOP KEEPING US HOSTAGE
LET US BE FREE WITHOUT 24H PENALTY

WE SEE YOU'RE ONLINE, JUST GIVE US THE BOOT

>>532651703
What's she learning?

>>532651776
it took me over a year to get my first 3* spark and almost another half year to get my first 9* spark in JP just have fun with the game

>>532651816
he has to go recruit another half a dozen people from discord to replace us first bro, please understand

>>532651490
maybe

borrow MLB kitasan or MLB super creek if ionly have LB1 versions of those cards myself?
don't have MLB fm either

>>532651490
try asking again later

>>532651816
maybe you should ask the cucklord on discord instead

>>532651609
Menacing body, lovely deep eyes.

>>532651776
you'll get there soon probably

>>532651609
Looking nice

Teio!

I told my mom that I don't need to play the video games for 100+ extra hours a month for club wageslaving if she buys me a daily pack and she did because she loves me :D

>>532651973
MLB Kitasan
SC is swinging maestro dispenser first

>>532651609
are you allowed to pet horses?

>there are at least 3 anons here that own real horses

I FUCKING HATE RICE SHOWER

THIS DUMB HORSE REFUSES TO WIN THE URA FINALE

evento mission wa koko dayo

>>532652104
dude its 6 dollars
dont you have allowance

I was waiting for this one

>>532651767
>>532651781
>>532652032
>>532652070
>>532652146


Thanks, he's a retired race horse from 250meter races, he's a bit shy at first but once he knows you got carrots he wont stop following you around and pushing you to give him food.
I dont ride him anymore since I dont go to the ranch much, but Im making an effort to see him more often.

>>532651609
He looks like he bred a lot of mares.

if i have 5k now how much do you think i can get before seiun sky

>undefeated run
>speed capped, stam/power over 600
>1* guts spark
Every goddamn time
Also the closest I've been to A+

sniffing Grass Wonder's big sweaty butt
sniffing Tazuna's large sweet smelling butt

>>532651609
Did it ever do a maiden race?

Symboli Rudolf raped me...

>>532651973
always borrow Kita unless you have at least LB3 Kita yourself.

>>532652383
>Rolling for horses before the giga banner.
Heh wasting your Karats buddy.

>>532651490
I don't know

>>532652369
May he have a long and relaxing retirement.

>>532651776
I need 300 runs on JP for my first *9. And I don't know how long to do it on global with servers keep shitting itself.

>>532651816
Erm, CUMA danchou...
I see you adding more people from discord. Where is my boot mister danchou? I know you're here.

>Only two rainbows in senior summer
That's okay, I can make this work

>Zero rainbows during the URA Finals
This game fucking hates me

>>532652369
honse

>>532652369
>once he knows you got carrots he wont stop following you around
more like ParranGORDA

>>532652465
seiun is meta forever

Im starting to think they dont want to release any additional gibs until kitasan is over

>>532652407
50, 100, 250 meters, in rural mexico they dont do long races, so its over in 2 seconds. The retard who was his owner wanted to put him down when he stopped winning. So I stepped in and told him I could take him off his hands, payed him around 300 bucks and now he just graces and has a relaxing time.

fucking finally

how can i make the window smaller if i accidentally maximised it? tried to modify the launch settings on steam by using -windowed but doesn't work.

Is she autistic?

>>532652369
Lavish with many carrots for us next time you visit

why are they so tiny

>>532651703
You can't just post that and not include the sauce

>>532652430
she would never do that...

>>532652614
They won't. They will dump 6K Karats right after KB just to spite the playerbase.

It's been 1 week since this bros...

Curren Chan tomorrow or the day after?

How do I get a Teio gf?

>>532652543
so is it true that only stamina and wit sparks are useful?

I know she's the designated EATER uma but her outfit would look so much better without the dessert pictures on her apron, the rest is good.
Still gonna spark her

>>532651816
>>532652572
Bwos you aren't getting anything this month either way, you know that right?...

umamusume is a pigu game

>>532652659
pony genes

>>532652778
go back to when you were 16 but don't fuck it up this time

>>532652754
3K IS COMING BWOS I CAN FEEL IT

>>532652659
they are made for standing bj

I hate my danchou but don't tell him

I'm glad this wasn't using a friend uma, holy fuck what a mess.

>>532651973
Probably Kitasan in general. Creek is decent enough at lb0 just for the skill.

>>532652754
thousand apology carats on sunday

>>532651382 (OP)
Take the jab

>>532652828
Rice is a donkey.

>>532652754
Hope you enjoyed making like 300 carats this week!

>>532652778
Go to ehorses.com and purchase your very own teio.

>>532652820
Piggu dies of cringe.

>>532652659
ImAgInE

>>532652848
mayano is a cursed horse. she cant do anything right. im starting to understand the crying face needs correction fags.

>>532652754
aaaaany second now...

>>532652820
I used to raise durocs back in high school
They were pretty chill
A couple of 'em even placed in the local stock show

>>532652369
Parrangordito...

>try raising as a parent
>get a pvp menace with shit sparks instead
Name the honse.

>>532652754
I hope you enjoy paying for the daily pass. It's literally 50 whole carats per day. Don't spend it all at once :)

>>532652754
>>532652868
What's the issue? Did we not get this or something?

>Cooking with Oguri
she keeps eating the ingredients...

>>532652819
if you leave on your own you have to wait 24 hours before you can join another club, if danchode kicks you there is no cooldown
we're up to like 5 people who asked danchode to kick them and he requested dirt shoes instead

does doing training with supports increase the chance of their event chain occuring?

She's so perfect bwos...

if they're being this petty to rerollers with the 0.5% banner imagine the drought during the kitasan rerun lmao

>>532652875
Only of Agnes personally injects it directly into my urethra

>>532652659
Why did the anime focus on NTR instead of Opera O'a glorious career?

>>532653030
Daiwa Scarlet.

All 3 of my borrow runs today were the exact same
>wow this is an amazing start
>wow I cant believe I lost infirmary twice in a row
>wow I cant believe it's 5 niggas on guts every day
seriously though why can you fail infirmary it's already eating my turn ToT

>>532652991
A lot of it is me really starting to feel the lack of lb3 Kitasan or a Creek of my own.
Fuckin cursed banner and fucking shitty luck hitting pity twice with zero copies on the way (didn't even mlb the other one).

Finally!

>>532653103
>different colored boots
is this some kind of fashion I don't get?

>>532653103
She better be given that she's the only uma you'll be allowed to look at for the rest of your life.

>>532653030
Supah kuriiku

>>532652430
I raped Symboli Rudolf

>>532653103
she also is a pure virgin. the IRL horse never had sex despite being desired for his beautiful blonde hair

>>532653225
>>wow I cant believe it's 5 niggas on guts every day
this is pretty decent in your junior years since the stats are so low

1500 carats. I got 1LB Kitasan after spark, no chance I'll hit spark a second time.
Time to pull my first hors other than the five initial ones or keep gambling for Kitasan?

>>532653250
>speed
nobody tell him

I don't get how pvp works
Why is it that I can win one race and get 65k points, then lose another race and get 79k points?

>>532653360
if you're gonna wait for horses at least hold until curren chan in a couple days

>>532653296
who and how come?

>>532652682
heat season exist

>game only allows to use friend horse 3 times per day
>realize that i might as well stop playing without stealing friend horse
>realize that we are getting soon starter deck full of MLB meta supports that also can be used 3 times per day
...why i was even rolling for Kita? I feel like i was psyopped into brick

>>532653402
Points are from skill activations, even useless ones

>>532653402
Because meme trials is a meme where skill activations matter the most. CM will be the actual PVP.

>>532653360
time to reroll

>>532653402
Longer races reward more points since there are more chances for skills to proc.

>>532653482
>>realize that we are getting soon starter deck full of MLB meta supports that also can be used 3 times per day
What?

>>532653445
Gold City
It’s because it died

>>532653360
yes, the game is more fun with more horses. Anons will tell you to wait for Seun but you will get bored if you don't get more horses right now.

>>532653402
Skill activations and bonuses, go read the gametora pvp guide for an in deep explanation.

>>532651609
he's cool

>>532653269
probably a reference to their IRL honse's hooves

>>532653482
Your legacy umas get to pass on those borrowed sparks as grandparents. You can still get usable parents even if they are only 1*.

anons, I feel like rolling for support cards is a scam
this is my firs URA finals win using just a bunch of random, off-meta speed supports with kitasan black in an attempt to get a five-stack on training
no other supports, no sleek creek or whatever, no power or stamina supports, only 6x speed

scariest uma?

>>532653445
gold city, he was euthanized just half a year after retirement due to a very bad infection

>150k followers on X bonus
>No carats
bwos...

Given I don't really have anything else which one of these cards should I level up as second stamina one? I'm trying to get a nice sprinter king halo

sexy horses are the best!

>>532653360
Save for the big horse banner that comes out in 6 months. If it actually arrives on global it's every horse on rate-up meaning you can spark whatever you want.

How do club rewards work exactly?
In what instance would your club not be giving everyone who was in the club in the first half of the month 1500+ Carats?
I'm very confused.

My first legend...

>>532652808
The hors will get more important than the stat itself. Whether it's the unique(that cyjews will make later some unique can't be inherited) or the whites that came from their awakening.

be nice

>>532653759
Bourbon and the Zoomer are good. Biwa has too many energy down events.

>>532652972
malnourished child

>>532652626
So 5k pesos for a horse? how much do you spend on him in a month?

>>532653858
nyoooooppers

be a good trainer

>>532653402
Skill activations and overall rankings.
If one uma is first, but the other two sre 5th and 6th, it's a worse score than if you got 2nd, 3rd, and 4th.

>>532653250
>824speed vs 1109stamina
You obviously gunned for 3* stamina, why did you write "Finally!" as if this was the result you were going for? What are you, a phony?

>>532653858
Is it time to post more Teio femdom?

>+91 speed
woah
>>532651609
does xe/xey like carrots?

>>532652972
now post her in the gym

So just to make sure. Every horse on this banner is sparkable? Aka hit 200 and I can choose whichever horse I want?

>>532653841
wait really? which ones? that's bullshit, will it be retroactive? I guess i will put my Oguri and Tachyon into heavy sutd duty.

>>532653837
from now on, just do both Japan Cups for free legend rank.

>>532652756
Day after.

>>532653360
bro. roll everything on the kita banner. its literally the best time to roll on cards. theres no other card banners other than supercreek (if you dont already have 1) in the next year. you can slow pull ponies after this banner OR even tough it out and save up to pull on one of the mega donkey banners where you can spark any girl you want.

pull now for long term gains
stop for horses for short.
15 horses vs 17 horses literally makes no difference in your daily activities.

>>532654014
In the gym TamaCro iMaGiNeS YOU

>>532651609
>>532652626
>>532652369
isn't keeping horses expensive as fuck?
it's not like he's a mare, you can't sell milk or whatever
you should eat him or something
if it was a mare, you could at least fuck it
anyway, don't pull a mr hands on us anon

>>532654034
Yes

>>532654004
Hold my beer.

>>532654034
The issue is we may skip that banner entirely, since it only happened once. But if not, than that's obviously a target to save a huge number of carats for.

>CUMA danchou says he'll kick anyone who asks for it
>refuses to kick anyone until he can scrounge up some replacements from his discord recruiting thread
>asks for dirt shoes instead

>nikker
>doesn't know what a cock is
figures

What are you saving your gems for bwos?

How high does my wit have to be for nature to proc her debuffs consistently?

>>532654196
Belno Dark raped me..

>>532654173
A racehorse? Yes. A retired horse? About as expensive as a cow I imagine.

I love Natie's frustrated yell

>>532654351
1200

>>532654004
Geg, how does she have +10% to wit gain?
>>532654246
Impressive anon

>>532654328
i currently have 0 and i just single pull for Mayano Top Cun

Whats a good Dirt Front Runner?
Is the only real option right now Taiki with legacies?

>>532654386
then my question now would be how expensive is to keep a cow?

>>532654328
grim

>>532654328
swiping for narita

how do the bonuses in team trials work

Is this a decent setup for mayano? I don't have many high level cards... I just leveled Agnes because she's my favorite...

>>532654328
Seiun -> NY -> back to support card slavery until Gentildonna

>>532654328
Summer Spe, then Wedding and Cheerleader King.
I'll keep a stock of paid for daily singles.

>>532654252
Why even care about getting kicked or just leaving? Donate the shoes as fast as possible when the day starts and then join a club the next day. You will miss out on some shoe requests but you will get all your club points from donating.

>>532654034
yes and here is the proof for my Almond Lovers now stop spreading it before youtube seaniggers take notice

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9w7fOHfEgc

>>532652369
>250meter
bakushinGOD
extremely cute anon thank you for sharing

post yfw
>Your trainee knows fewer skills than the competition. She could benefit from learning more.

Well, what do I do now?

>>532654328
i dont really care about any of the first year horses. ill probably just do 30 rolls on summer maru and christmas ouguri for meta

>>532654328
https://honse.moe/timeline

Found this too

>>532654328
I'm either dumb or don't see summer Golshi. Is there any information when is she coming?

>>532654480
level support cards, get bonus
it's a whale feature

Mayano Top Gun's son is racing in a couple days (technically tomorrow JP time). Wish him luck, bros.
https://x.com/jvLVe1HRZDFTYu1/status/1948586798919381457

>>532654518
>3 speed
bro she is not a sprinter
you need WIT NOW

horse p*ssy

>>532653734
wait why did I say first?
THIRD ura finals win in a row

>>532654328
Tama & Festa

>>532654247
>We may skip that banner
>it only happened once
Isnt this what the kita retards said about .75% pull rate?
If they gave us the same .5% rate we will get the same banner

>>532654328
Ramonu and then I go back to sleep

>>532651703
sauce...PLEASE...

>>532654328
narita brian

>>532654627
our son...

>>532654034
Global won't get it just like how we didn't get the buffed 0.75% for Kitasan/Dia

>>532654627
wait she still is an active racer? will check this out.

>>532653962
I would have preferred a 3 star stam spark but 3 star speed is acceptable. Its been ~40 runs since my last 3 star spark. I know I am coping

>>532654328
>Seiun Sky so soon after Kitasan
I'm not feeling confident

what are those things in the side of vodkas head? they cant be earrings since her ears are on the top of her head...

>>532654545
Why won't you kick the people who asked for it danchou? You've already kicked over half a dozen people since yesterday. Surely a few more won't hurt

>>532654597
masturbate

>>532654613
Second summer

holy hell i can hear the seanigga accent from a mile away
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c8_n-b4PJsM
its singaporean i am one too

Post them

>>532654627
>that pouch
cute

>>532654328
supercreek banner to lb the creek i started with and get some mlb SRs, then just saving until christmas oguri and biwa. next spark will be something in april 2026.

>>532654328
The important ones for me are Doto, Palmer, Nakayama Festa, Windy. Maybe Shakur too.
There are others that I kinda like but aren't worth wasting carats over.

>>532654773
dont ask how umas wear glasses

>>532654757
Not Mayano, but her son, umadacchi, Mayano died back in 2019.

seems like they didnt bother translating that because they didnt think people bothered to go beyond 700k event points

>>532654247
Worst case scenario they skip the banner and you just have a huge number of Karats blow on future banners you want. Would suck but it's not the end of the world.

>Happens and saved
Very happy
>Happens and didn't save
Very sad
>Doesn't happen and saved
sad
>Doesn't happen and didn't save
neutral

Seems to me that saving is the right approach.

>>532653482
>>realize that we are getting soon starter deck full of MLB meta supports that also can be used 3 times per day
anon there's not even a borrow limit on the decks
also you'll get guest legacies up to 6 then 15 per day eventually

>>532654628
should I drop twin turbo? these are my options... idk if there's some trick to getting more SP but i want to level cards SO BAD.

>>532654934
wtf is that chinese lmao
looks like we literally have the taiwanese client

>>532654627

What is so special about prix de l'arc de triomphe?

>waaaah this club is so bad
>waaaah i'm being held hostage
>waaaah daaaaaanchoooo
So this is the zoomer learned helplessness? Do you need Mummy to change your diapers too?

>>532654518
Use your free McQueen instead of Bourbon for Long/Med

>>532654815

>>532655101
Japan hasn't won in once yet

>>532654775
I'm not the Cuma leader lol I'm just saying you can leave and still get your club points. I dunno why you would even want to leave and miss out on our club rewards anyway so if anything you should be happy he didn't kick you.

Just checking but which Rice is better?

>>532654328
Halloween creek then back to support slaving until they release warfare creek.

>>532654815
>still 7 days of the event left

Stop making me want to roll for Transcend

Who's this hors and when can you roll for her

>>532655067
>0.5% kitasan rate
taiwanese client but worse

>>532655057
you could live with fine motion
but you just gotta remember that mayano needs good amount of wit or she dies front running
and she does long races which means she needs a lot of stamina

Kek he fell for the wit meme

>>532654759
i cant even be mad at you, you just wanted out of this cursed rat game early. You are essentially playing a slot machine that requires you to click through a training sim for 20mins straight

>>532654043
Not retroactive, some umas later on will have many effects and instead of the inherit version give a weaker version of the effects. Its just won't give any of the particular effect.

>>532655179
There's a cooldown timer for joining clubs, if they leave on their own instead of getting kicked.

>>532654247
dude they're copy pasting the jap game versions 1:1, we'll get the exact same banners

>>532654794
Thanks. Plenty of waiting time for Golshi's alternatives then.

>>532655234

>>532654612
Is this select banner or is it random?

>>532655259
why did she just tear a hole in her hat for her ear

>>532655057
I just noticed some umas wear a white ribbon in their cards but the standard uniform's is purple...

>>532655326
That's a man with man eyes and a man voice

Which one would you recommend using?
I remember someone said 0LB Oguri was only useful for groundwork

>>532654612
Bwo, I don't even know if I'm gonna be alive then...

>>532655259
Matikane Tannhauser
>>532654328

>>532654462
what the fuck is this creature

>there are anons ITT willingly sharing a club with discordnigs instead of being in an actual /uma/ club
Spineless.

Why do people wait over 24h to get kicked rather than just leaving immediately

>>532655560
Fucking WHORE

>>532655560
holy sloppa

>>532655183
better at what? For parenting and considering both are 9* power, I'd take the right as legacy uma. For actual PVP, they're both last choice so I am out. For CM I could consider going for the left one as pure bait

>>532655518
Forgot pic...

>>532655067
so they intentionally fucked us over with 0.5% despite the TW server getting 0.75% for Kitasan lmao

>>532655614
That's Family.

Mambo has spots for 2 /uma/dachis in need of a club
if you can't find it leave your id and I will send you an invite

>>532655518
>>532655749
That just gives you motivation to stay alive.

what's the difference between a banner and a paid banner? i'm guessing you can only use paid carats on the paid banner, but is the drop rate higher or something?

Which one is bigger, Daiwa or Gentildonna?

>>532655381
half and full anny let you pick what you want

>>532655292
>that stamina
take the uma out to the back of the barn, I am seeing 260SP ready to be harvested

>>532655863
They guarantee a ssr or 3*

>>532655362
Ye but the timer only cuck you out of requesting shoes which isn't a big deal desu. When I left my previous club I donated shoes at day change, quit, joined a club the next day change and got all my donation club points. All you are missing out on really are the shoes, which are not that big of a deal

>>532655651
all of the people who asked to be kicked from CUMA did it in the past couple hours and danchou is online, he's just ignoring it

>>532654612
>paid banners
holy jewioli...

>>532655863
Some paid banners usually have a set pool of characters you can get, it costs a paid 10 roll and usually they have a guaranteed SSR/3* random drop, they are not bad but are also known as scamchas in the Granblue side since you can get spooked and get dupes.

>>532655863
You can only pull on it once, but it guarantees a 3 star Uma.

>already in the first episode kitasan lost 2 races
damn

Stop lewding your horses or t

>>532652847
why do you hate him

>>532655863
Paid banners can only be rolled once and guarantee a 3* uma or SSR card each.

>>532654612
I'll be fucking dead by then

>>532655560
We are ever so approaching the indistinguishable era.
Aside from the hand turning into hair, phone cameras, tiara and minor eye details, this looks rather convincing.

>>532656096
Are you 40?

>>532655183
right is better by a LITTLE
but right is so fucked if it gets debuffed/rushed

>>532655982
>anon's never heard of a "job" before

>>532654612
I-I can do it...
I need to stop getting drunk so much

>>532656028
manhattan cafe tummy very lewd

super creek's career is a very erotic experience

>>532656234
where do you think i'm shitposting from right now bro

>>532655907
Cool I get to skip Faruko then

>>532653470
I'm going to need sauce

what's a good club rank number to hope for S+ rating?

>>532654413
>undefeated yet again
Time to put her in PVP

We better get 1500 apology carats from today’s server problems. I need just one more 10-pull to get my second Kita card from the point exchange.

>>532656201
In 6 years, yes.

>>532654141
nta but I rolled 280 rolls on kita banner and only got the pity copy, don't make him as miserable as I am now

>>532655715
>>532656096
And all us 0 art skill plebs fucking love it
Only old people and artists with 0 skill in using new tools are shaking

>>532656389
>pvp
>330 stamina
top lel

>>532655841
That's gonna be enough of a good small reason to keep going I think...

>>532656246
Do it for your bwos, bwo...

>Actually build a proper dirt team after leaving it unattended since launch
>Now have to pvp against people with serious ranks instead of autofillers who started a week ago

>>532654815
I’m glad the final reward is idol statues

>welfare McQueen can give you deep breaths instead of golden recovery
what the fuck

>>532655282
interesting i didnt know thats how it worked. i figured dumping stam and speed was what she needed?

>>532655137
unfortunately shes level 1 but i will remember this when i get the SP to use her. thank you anon.

>>532656389
>first URA Finals winner was Bakushin
>first undefeated horse was Bakushin
>first A-rank career is Bakushin
GOATed horse honestly

>>532656625
u rike?

>>532656508
Why are you looking at AIslop details?
Only boomers and programmers do that in my experience.

>>532656532
unfortunate, but it was still the right call

>If I roll for Curren chan I will have nothing for Super Creek banner that I desperately need (I have 0)
what do bros?

>>532656625
so is welfare Spe

>>532654612
>top cun legend race by september
bro, i just want her to have her cool jacket already
>hishi amazon right afterwards
yeah, alright, i probably get enough pieces with that either way.

Are there any SSRs that are okay to dust? I have a goldship just slacking off on my card list and that bitch seems USELESS

>>532656740
if you get curren chan on your first roll you can roll on both banners

>>532654612
>jan 2026
It's going to be a long long wait. I hope I get something decent from the paid gachas and daily rolls until then

am I blind or is there a way to roll the bingo shit all in one go or something? I'm tired of
>tap
>connecting...
>running animation
>here's another pair of shoes
>tap
>connecting...

>>532656609
>not leaving your team at 6 - 8 horses all A+ rank to absolutely decimate everyone locked in the bottom of B rank with you

>>532655560
as a stockings enjoyer i can always tell by looking at them if AI made it or not.

>>532656798
I was considering dusting my Air Shakur.

what type of stats do you think ill need for the sprint Legend race?

>>532656625
>Get early swinging Maestro
>Welfare Spe gives you Gourmand
>McQueen gives you Cooldown
>Akikawa event gets you BOFA
>mfw

>>532656625
Anon, are you saying you don't like RNG to be a part of every aspect of the game?

>>532656798
She has tons of End Closer skills, I'm going to use her card with Narita Taishin.

>>532656740
We are all gonna get lucky and get Curren in our first 10 roll and save everything for SC, trust the plan, bwo...

>>532656720
Idk? Want it to look better?

Is there any way to get Monies/SP out of a card that you've already invested into or am I bricked?

>>532656816
>if you get curren chan on your first roll
we both know very well that this will not happen so why are you presenting it this way

>spent most of my jewels on Almond Eye's support card
>its one of the few newer meta cards I have
>when she comes out I won't be able to use it on her
AAAIIEEEEEE

>>532657018
pffttt

New player, is the SSR Kita san lvl 45 enough or do i need the last copy too?

>>532657076
i believe in you anon, you can do it

>>532656740
meh. youll get curren one day when you roll on something else you want

>>532657119
LB3 will suffice for now.

>>532657119
Did you go to 200 rolls on the banner yet?

>>532657018
time to farm bwo

>>532656872
so is the SSR rate as a whole just increased during that banner or how do you do a rateup for everyone at once?
Also i guess i can spark everyone from that list? In that case i might not pull from the manhattan banner and instead save a spark or two for that banner , get all the spooks i can and then spark whatever i want and i don't have.

>>532657119
45 is enough, you can get the last copy in various ways later

Alright, I am gonna say it.
RTTT was better than BNA!
NTR is a better protagonist than Pokke
Vega was a better and more compelling schizo than Manhattan Cafe
And TMO mogs Tachyon as a rival character.

>>532657119
It's enough, you can get an SSR pick ticket from the final half anniversary missions in a few months to get her to MLB.

>lb2 Kitasan
>caved and bought the support card rookie pack so that I could do another roll and then at least guarantee some ssr
>roll
>Teio
>used ticket
>lb1 Teio
Uh

>>532654438
Yeah, all the other dirty honses have really bad front aptitude

Hope or despair, it is all i come to offer you.
Good luck F2Poors and rerollers
Do NOT pay the bugmen
---

How Long Does It Take to Reroll for MLB (3LB/4 Copies) Kitasan Black?

The Math:
Each reroll: 13,500 carats = 90 pulls
Kitasan Black rate: 0.5% per pull
You need 4 copies (MLB/3LB) in one reroll
Probability per reroll: ~0.4% (1 in 250)
(Chance to get 4+ copies in 90 pulls)
Expected Number of Rerolls:
On average: ~250 rerolls needed for a 50/50 shot at MLB
---

Time Estimate Based on Reroll Speed
Minutes per reroll Hours for 250 rerolls
3 min ~12.5 hours
4 min ~16.7 hours
5 min ~20.8 hours

So, if you reroll fast (3–5 minutes per run), expect about 13–21 hours of grinding on average to see one MLB Kitasan Black account.
---

Important Points
This is average math! You might get lucky much earlier, or take longer—RNG is always a factor.
Most players never get MLB Kitasan in a single reroll session
The odds for 3 copies (2LB, spark later for MLB) are much better—about 1 in 38 rerolls.
---

Summary Table
Goal Average Rerolls Time (3–5 min each)
4 copies (MLB/3LB) 250 13–21 hours
3 copies (2LB) 38 2–3 hours
2 copies (1LB) 10 0.5–1 hour

>>532657271
TMO was cooler in BNA than she was in RTTT.

>>532657119
lb3 is good. the main difference is the specialty priority. its the key stat that makes cards good.
lb3 kita = 40 speed priority
mlb kita = 80 speed priority
40 is still probably better than most speed card aternatives you have. id do lb3 + mlb fine motion borrow

>>532651490
can you repeat the question

>>532657115

>>532657230
Yep, exhausted all the luck

>>532657178
>>532657262
>>532657309
Thank you for the confirmation.

>>532654173
>>532654452
Cows are up to about ~1k annually depending, they need a LOT of space. Horses are a bit more expensive even just for basic "pet" costs and if he's having a third party stable it (which sounds like what he described) it's probably going to be at least 3-4k a year.

>>532657115
>sweating underneath the covers

looks very uncomfy

how to find a club to join?
Does it matter what kind of club i join?

>>532656381
S+ is top 30 only

i will dump my gf so i can spend more on hors

>>532654612
fucking shit!!!! my ip is logged!!!!

>>532656096
They should already implement AI to create background/zoomed out characters instead of this clown shit

I like that the Trainer in Opera's career is just a terrified onlooker as he helps grow this retard into a strong enough monster to live out her delusions.

>>532654612
why did they never do a mass spark banner again after that one time anyway?

>>532657383
>Yep
You are good, uncap it half anniversary. The main reason you were rolling otherwise was building out SR cards. At 3LB it’s worth using and grabbing a super creek or fine motion from a friend instead of a MLB Kitasan

>>532657246
they're considered "on the banner" just because you can spark anyone that exists, yes. if you want to pull a ton of characters and it gets close to that banner, it's a good idea to save and do exactly what you suggest since normally sparks get "wasted" on having to redeem a character you probably already pulled in the 200 rolls you did.

>>532656538
Boomers are the biggest AIslop shills on the fucking planet, half of them treat chatgpt like god

I again forgot about Arima Kinen being the last race of the career and my horse cannot activate any of her medium distance skills
4th place, career over

>>532657246
Patientbros will prevail...

Is it wrong to surpass your idol in every way?

>>532654612
>only 2 weeks away from super creek banner
uh oh. how long do we expect these banners to stay up? over 3 weeks like kitasan?

>>532656625
>globalkek's first exposure to agemasen cards
Hehehehehe

>>532657630
>needing skills to win
Skill issue.

>>532657625
My guess is some of them didn’t know chat bots existed until 2023

>>532656538
i miss mw2...

>>532657271
Sex with NTR
Sex with Ayabe

>>532657630
stop taking distance-specific skills before the career is over bwo

>>532657543
alright, might just end up doing that then.
>>532657663
oh i am not gonna be patient until then. i will totally pull on the hishi amazon banner.

What is /uma/'s general consensus on uma hags?

>>532655183
Left by far.

>>532656740
just use ur luck bwo

>>532654612
hell yeah we get the two american horses to celebrate 9/11

>>532657271
sorry anon, but RTTT doesn't have this

>>532657492
I already did, its worth it.

>>532657271
I disagree with all of this but I respect your opinion and taste

>>532657912
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

just got a 3* turf. How big is this for haru?

>>532657625
>AI literally being used by most highschool and college students
>Boomer tool
This sounds like Millenial bullshit.
I havent met a single boomer using AI for anything on even a semi daily basis, but i know at least 20+ people between 19 - 30 using AI on a daily basis both professionally and off school/work hours.

Chrono is so cute...

>>532657814
I love my wife.

what stats does maruzenzki want

>>532658026
Every white collar tech employee in the west has had some retard in his 50s shilling AI in a company meeting at LEAST once by this point.

are you guys ready for the 1st CM ?

>>532654518
Ignore the other two, this build is fine actually. Maybe you want to skip out on the tachyon depending on if you're building her for Long or Medium but it looks fine to be desu honest

>>532656381
Umadash bwo...

Post da facking leechlists la

>>532657889
Well since I didn't roll a single kitasan it should be unused... right?

>>532658168
No I haven't even started prepping. Is it 3 uma on a sunny medium track?

>>532654612
Which card banner is worth waiting for now? The super creek one if i don't have it MLB?

If rainbow training unlocks at 80% bond, is there any functional difference between 80% and MAX bond?

>>532654709
>>532652680
https://files.catbox.moe/gynohi.mp4
Found it on sankaku, none of the guys uploads have any artist tags, so I can't tell if they made them or is just a faggot.
Tried searching on Iwara but couldn't find anything.
https://www.sankakucomplex.com/posts/G8r6xD1wYMq

>>532657912
sir, a second mambo has hit the tower

>all my team race uma's reached level 6 bonding
>watching their final romantic episodes stonefaced
ngmi lads

>>532654173
>>532657404

I own the ranch where he's stabled, but one of the guys from the village nearby takes care of the ranch since I live and work in the city.
Its about an hour and a half drive to get to the ranch.

The reason why I pay no upkeep is because the ranch has about 50 hectares which I let the guy from the village plant and sell the produce, which is mostly corn.
Long term I plan on planting and raising animals and bees there but atm Im saving up to be able to move to the countryside full time.
Im sick and tired of city living.

>>532658263
Yea
Tokyo — Turf
2400 m — Medium — Counterclockwise
Good — Spring — Sunny

Any dutch or belgian bros know a convenient way to download uma despite it being banned there?
I'm neither but I have a friend who's interested in the game and I can't exactly test out methods

>Final Goal: Win the arima kinen
>Now sleepwalk 3 mile races
Some of these careers dont make sense

>>532658026
I just use AI for porn
As is intended
t. using 'AI' since the AIDungeon era

>>532658264
yeah, after that there's no metafag supports in a long while

>>532658168
No, I still didn't get a single 3* much less a 9*, but at least it's still over 2 weeks away, so enough time left to prepare.

first time I ever get a complete card without having to go through 25 spins first

>>532654612
>first thing I even want to roll for after Kitasan SSR is in fucking October

https://x.com/MAD_ODD_TEA/status/1948790948173152279

>Supposed "witchad" general
>nobody talks about the wit ssr releasing in 2 days

>>532658423
arima kinen is a final boss that everyone shares

>>532658153
uh excuse me this image is fake, horses can't vomit so if they eat something bad they just lay down and die

3k carats today for sure

>>532658558
grimmy

>>532658558
because its not worth rolling on and nobody has karats anyways

>>532658278
Link just returns this, I have the new dogshit sankaku layout which probably affects it
Thanks for the effort anyways

>>532658153
Compared to how many younger people who actually use it literally daily, post about it, share it irl, are excited about it, and looking for more ways to use it daily?
Come on, think a little

>>532658438
Fair, i think AI dungeon was my first experience with AI too lmao

>>532658558
Lolihag has me covered

>>532658558
I have MLB Marvelous and the event Nice Nature I don't give a fuck.

>>532657703
yeah I'm worried, I'm not gonna have 30k most likely. I just hit 10k today.

>>532658438
Porn or chatbots

>>532657814
They’re great

>>532658153
>Anti AI
>Posts AI image

>>532658418
just VPN bwo

>>532658418
vpn?
get an apk somewhere?

>>532659103
Manhattan project Cafe.

>>532658826
Is event NN really that great? I haven't levelled her up yet

Leave Arima Kinen to me

>>532656625
newfag here, how do I get welfare mcqueen?
I need all the welfares I can get now

>>532658867
porn slopgen and chatbots (that becomes porn text)

>>532659236
>0 specialty priority
she's ass cheeks lmao

When is half-ani

>>532659118
The horse is spiritually cannibalizing horsepower?

what races do I need to win in order to increase the chance of the 20 min non-stop sex scene post URA from 1% to 5% been trying different combinations with no luck

>>532658418
If theyre on android cant they just get an apk?

>>532655813
i can only join in like 18 hours...

>>532658423
sniff sniff

>>532657965
Imo Vega was the biggest gap. Her survivors guilt was a compelling reason for her mental illness. Manhattan Cafe and Tachyon are unhinged because they just are.

>>532659343
belno dark raping kitahara while ogurin is stuffing her face at the restaurant..

spica trainer umapyoi sounds more genuine than every other version
kek

>>532658026
Anti-AI is basically just an age thing
People 25-36 ish are most of the anti-AI. People younger have already had their brains destroyed by internet algos and people older are the target audience of endless facebook ai slop

>>532659343
>Hors
>nobody gives a shit about her

>Hors, evil
>one mirrion Jap fanarts

It's just thet easy, huh.

hmmm nyes i understrand lah
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cX4XgB6iT2c

>>532659464
It's alright, there's 2 people who haven't logged on in ages which I will kick. If you want you can send your ID and I'll invite you afterwards if I don't forget

Man this horse is adorable

training/support events should show us exactly what the option gives.
skills should show how many points it boosts a stat by.
there should be a stamina gauge and speed gauge during races too.

I still haven't used my head start 3* selector, and can't make a decision, so looking for a bit of help.
I've got Maruzensky, Oguri and Rudolph. I had been planning on using the ticket on Maru or Oguri, but the stars aligned, and here I am.

I was thinking Teioh because cute or Taiki because Dirt runners are rare (and sprint, to a degree; won't have the carats for Curren). The nonsense American voice is annoying, but I don't dislike her either. Would probably be happy with either.

Also open to other suggestions!

>>532659593
Me and the nips love evil women, it is that easy

>>532658558
We literally are still on a must-pull banner right now. It's not as good as Fine Motion which you should already own or have in your borrow list. Even a full f2p has a solid MLB SR thanks to the current event, wit isn't their top priority.

>>532659593
>cute plain side character
>fashion upgrade plus smug aura

>>532659375
it's currently undergoing preparation and will be operational within six months

>>532659591
That Facebook AI Slop account on Twitter is one of my favourites, it's fucking insane actual boomers fall for this trash, lmao.

>>532659763
rice showerGOD

>>532656695
>first URA Finals
>first undefeated
>first 2* spark
>first A-rank
>onsen virginity taken by her

>>532654612
I only care about Manhatten Cafe everyone else I want is SR or lower

>>532658558
between my mlb marvelous and daiwa I really don't need more thinky type cards

>>532659831
The bird my wife tells me not to worry about.

hahahahaha what a great image!
Can I save it?

>>532659746

>>532656875
the class 3 GOD

>>532659831
/4chan/, is this real?

>>532659347
you're a retard for thinking only 1 stat on a card can be valuable and having no understanding of context. SR NN doesn't need priority because it has 15 Training Effectiveness, even the top SSR cards like Kitasan Black, Fine Motion, and Super Creek don't get more than 15. For an SR that is an exceptionally good stat, and most importantly you don't need to roll to have NN SR at MLB.

>>532658706
I haven't used the site in a while but yeah, this new design is fucking terrible.
You apparently need a account to view pretty much anything on the site now.

>>532660012
Go right ahead , my friend :)

>>532660014
what did neicha mean by this

>>532659347
she's a roaming card bwo

>>532660118
She's a cuckquean

>>532659541
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CpKi1BKLNY0
Vs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZuaO2p0lL4s
Which one, /uma/?

>>532659746
yeah fuck vibes and fun, we need the spreadsheet sim to be as soulless as possible.

>>532659591
>younger people already had their brains destroyed
Isn't this generation the one with the most successful people under 20 or some shit?
Lets be real for a second, facebook just gives you more of what you respond to or hold the page on.
They are getting more AI slop because they keep interacting with it in some way like they dont understand how an algo works after having experience with algos for 30+yrs

>Login
>Give away gifts
>150k support points
>50k monies
>10 clocks
CARATS???
WHERE ARE THE CARATS???

i can imagine that natie would be the clingiest uma if you train her

Got my first A+.
I got fast learner randomly from one of Opera's events and I had so many skill points I had to start picking up shit like Iron Will because the skill hint RNG wasn't great.

>>532660014
The cluttered background made me think it was a WW2-era destroyed city or something for a second

>>532659236
It's good and free. Maybe not better than a maxed out FM but nobody fucking has that barring whales or luckgods.

>>532660318
None til Kitasan ends or functionally close enough to the end that rerollers still get dunked on.

>>532660320
What deck?

>get the fucking mile race again
bad hors

what the fuck is a horse

>>532660320
Based but show us your whale cards

>>532660306
>Isn't this generation the one with the most successful people under 20 or some shit?
The one with the most convicted criminals under 20 for fraud, sure, it's just putting a face on some illegal scheme or fraudulent organisation and people are willing to buy it up that the new kids are just that smart they've worked out some miracle new technology or product

>>532660068
>you're a retard for thinking only 1 stat on a card can be valuable
>anyway this card is ass on everything but it's good because it has 15 training effectiveness

>There's a Haru Urara manga
>But the art looks like this because it's one of the first Uma-related projects released
I'm glad we live in the timeline where this wasn't the main art style we got.

>>532657271
>RTTT was better than BNA!
I'd say they're equal but this is acceptable.
>NTR is a better protagonist than Pokke
Lol, lmao. NTR has no personality whatsoever and is extremely generic. I'd even say she's proto-Kitasan(S3). Game NTR is cool though.
>Vega was a better and more compelling schizo than Manhattan Cafe
I agree but only because Ayabe's schizophrenia had a payoff at the end. I found her really annoying at first but the final episode made me like her a little.
Cafe, along with Dantsu are basically glorified mobs in the movie. You could remove them and nothing would change.
>And TMO mogs Tachyon as a rival character.
No, TMOO was severely underutilized in RTTT and barely did anything. Tachyon mogs her HARD in the rivals department.

>>532660306
Who the fuck are successful people under 20? You mean tiktok "stars"?

i know people are following that one image dogmatically

Class 4 bottom feeder here, what's the promotion/demotion line in Class 5 right now?

i am gay

>>532660242
>vibes
>fun
nice buzzwords bro but it's already a spreadsheet game

>>532660680
me too bwo, wanna hook up?

>>532660680
Spe...

>pull riceshower
>nice, let's play
>junior debut race
>9th
WHAAAAAAT

>>532660306
Only because social media shifted wealth around from hollyweirdos to kids making TikToks and barely legal onlyfans.

I see Homestrech Haste, I take it.

Simple as, you may even say Im Homestrech HasteMAXXING

>>532660548
Uma would be dead forever after a week if it looked like that. A massive part of this game is how good the designs are.

KIMI TO
HASHIRI KISOI GOAL MEZASHI HARU KA HIBIKE TODOKE MUSIC

can you do anything with trophies after you get them or are they just collection fodder

>>532660780
TRAIN MORE THAN JUST STAMINA

>>532660680
Average uma after getting molested by Fuji Kiseki:

I'm mambofied

>>532660548
never forget how bad was the first pv
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYrVKLBhitE

>frontrunner boxed in a G3 race
HOLY SHIT FUCK OFF JUST GIVE ME THE TROPHY I DON'T WANT TO DO THIS GAY SHIT AGAIN

Bwos, this song is so catchy, it's been in my head for a few days...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2MLBGo_su8

>>532658557
>mario party pipe music
>donkey kong music when the gorilla is surprised
this fucking guy

>>532659593
Men cannot resist evil women
It has been proven by science

>>532660931
t. Kaneko

>>532660680
me too

>>532660936
LICK LICK LICK LICK LICK LICK LICK LICK LICK LICK LICK

A castella eating contest, or A battle of luck at the raffle!

GUN TO YOUR HEAD WHAT DO YOU CHOOSE?

>>532660931
damn this is more homosexual than i expected

bwos do you think

>vodka today
>mood down up down etc
>awful still place first

>>532661070
ANON THAT'S A WOMAN

>>532660529
It sounds like you completely lack basic reading comprehension. I called you out for thinking Priority is the only stat that matters, when Training Effectiveness is often even stronger, like with this card.

I'm ready for you to move the goalposts and pretend you didn't just fail to read a simple sentence now.

>>532661118
i cant answer, im choking on my own spit looking at your image

>>532660936
>is considered the weakest double crown winner because of how hard she fell off after the Kikka Sho
Shakurbros...

When's the next event?
I want to burn more refills

when can I roll for almond eye? shes the hottest uma

>>532660931
Rudolf....and Oguri?

Suzuka for Mile (witlet)
ok or glue?

>>532661446
5 years

>>532660931
why did rudolf kiss oguri cap
bt also i dont think this is thaaaat much worse than the anime (from what little ive seen of it). the game looks pretty different from the existing anime too

>>532660529
it's interesting how you needed to strawman an argument fabricated out of thin air because you couldn't actually respond with anything of merit.

Are you incapable of typing "Are any other stats on the card worth noting?". You lack the level of intelligence to do anything other than blindly assume something utterly retarded, and then blame the other person for your own profound mental retardation?

How much of a difference are Creek uncaps...

Soul...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=af8OPoz1BgI

>>532661446
Start playing in JP now and save up until anni

>Divegrass cuck is still seething in the JP thread, all by himself

>>532660479
I can see that being true, but it still doesnt change the fact

>>532660614
Most educated gen, generally regarded as smarter than the previous gen, adapted to the digital age faster producing more millionaires than the previous gen. The list goes on, and its far further than just TikTok.

>>532660785
So this gen has adapted to the digital age (whos rules and algos were made by previous 2 gens) better and faster than the others? Got it.
If you think its all just TikTok and Onlyfans yall are absolutely delusional lol

>>532659747
Anyone? Gonna just use the ticket tonight regardless, so would appreciate any input.

>>532661070
Down the shirt with small tits is the fucking best

>>532661498

>>532661530
lb3 is the big one

>>532661712
Would I got to jail if I took advantage of Dia-chan

based auto-selectGOD
helping me reach Class 6
I'm so back lads

this movie is so good it made me cry...

When is mambo coming out on global

>>532660931
>90% of shots change within 6 seconds
Coco Melon has taught me media like this made to be MEGA addicting to under 10yr olds

>>532661609
>isreal
I guess me namedropping him and using that info dump the anon posted a couple days ago really triggered him yesterday, lol

>>532661909
anon...

>Goldship makes me run back to the academy after the beach
wtf

>>532662007
Quite a bit, yes.

Arima Kinen with Urara is rather sad. Well, later on I'll bring that first place, but for now it is not happening.

>>532660931
The yuri here is insane. I guess they really wanted it to be more of a yuri focused series for a while.

>>532659831
I love boomer schizoslop

>>532661986
he's already there bro, do El Condor Pasa's career

>>532659747
>>532661684
You already kind of answered yourself.
Oguri is the only "meta" one that someone could consider besides picking someone you find cute, I would go for Taiki if you need a Dirt runner slot, otherwise just go for Teio

>>532660548
>only 10 chapters over 4 months
>pulled off the official website
>No tankobon
They really buried this one

>>532662238
Smartly raping Smart Falcon...

>>532662142
Believe in her, she will win it some day

>>532659634
#notanad but him and the victoria frontier guy are the only two niggas who know what they are talking about when they share information
everyone else is just 85% of the way there or doesn't know at all what they're talking about, but these guys actually explain shit well without missing a lot of information.

finished maxing sub legacy affinity now all that's left is to 3* spark both legacy then the trainee

any clubs with open spots?

>>532659831
>>532662232
It's gotten to the point that I genuinely can't tell if people are actually falling for it or playing into the joke

>>532660529
>This card is good partly because it has 15 training effectiveness
>EVERYTHING ON IT IS ASS EXCEPT TRAINING EFFECTIVENESS?!??!?
this is literally you right now. do you do this with everything in your life?

>Our prices are cheap, the burgers are $1.
>EVERYTHING YOU HAVE IS OVERPRICED EXCEPT BURGERS?!?!???!

>Silence Suzuka was a famous horse that ran the front runner position
>WE DON'T KNOW A SINGLE THING ABOUT SILENCE SUZUKA EXCEPT THAT SHE RAN FRONT RUNNER?!?!?!?!

>>532661065
The answer is still no.

>>532660227
The trainer version unexpectedly slaps

>>532661479
Probably enough but you might get power cucked

>>532662507
Part of me thinks it's maybe the dead internet theory thing where it's probably just a bot posting AI slop and bots replying to it playing into it, but who knows.

This green bitch is pissing me OFF

What is Laisu laughing at?

>>532661530
She's much more usable than kitasan black at LB0, because you mainly want Swinging Maestro.

LB1 is great for giving bonus stamina, LB3 is great for finally giving her some starting friendship, MLB is great for literally doubling that starting friendship. Overall she has good stat gains on every level but it's not like Kitasan Black where the core things you want the card for to begin with are locked to late uncaps.

I wanna train happy meek...

I'm playing Nice Natures career, why is Teio such a bitch?

>>532652430
She could never rape me, you can't rape the willing.

>>532662638
froget image

>>532662610
This. The accounts making AIslop also make fake accounts to reply and boost themselves up so real people will see their stuff and fall for it easier.

>>532662610
>Not running 5 bot accounts pumping out Midjourney slop 5x per day per account and allowing others to post to boost your account for you
Its all bots

>>532662708
Bourbon during Bourbon's career.

>>532662768
Huh?
Teio seemed fine to me in that career.

>>532661663
Oh it's you schizo
This is a really weird bait to pick
No, you will never get your divegrass team

>>532662746
why is she steaming down there

Is Maverick worth the mood down?

Widescreen or narrowscreen for race viewing?

>>532662708
people who don't hit their daily fan quota

Which Uma do you hate the most? For whatever reason.

>>532662768
even if you somehow beat her in their early race
she will pull a Goku on Nature and make her feels bad anyway

>5 years until Almond Eyes
I'm NGMI

>wit
Why

>>532662879

>>532662982
No.

>>532661193
This is sloppa isn't it...

>>532657814
luv me hag

My wives

>>532662879
I know what you are

>>532662982
Maverick is shit.

>>532662520
based Kaneko "Kill The Gays Makoto

>>532663113
No it's made by AI not some degenerate fat furfag.

>>532663002
Portrait shows animations and dynamic camera angles. It's much better.

>>532662965
>He thinks i'm someone he hates
>Creates demons in his head to fight with random anons about online
>Calls others schizo

Bwo..

>>532662610
There's been obvious AI botted spam thread popping up on other boards but they've been quickly called out and deleted. But that raises the question of how many less blatant bot generated threads float under suspicion

>1 year until Marvelous Sunday
I'm NGMI

>>532661984
My boyfriend is so cute...

>>532663186
So it is slop. Just say that.

>>532662340
It will be satisfying doing it, but it is such a low blow creating a situation that you can't do without a proper set-up.
Hits me in the feels hard.
>>532663026
I don't like Daiwa Scarlet since I don't like tsunderes at all.

>>532662981
sweaty meek

>>532662708
I said No means No

>>532663076
same reason I got wit just now

>>532663186
AI is sloppa thougheverbeit

>>532658480
Dia-chan paizuri

>>532660780
Welcome to the Ricefields, motherfucker.

>>532662232
I look like this

>>532663070
just play on both servers, you already know how to play

>>532659831
> it's fucking insane actual boomers fall for this trash, lmao.
It's insane until you remember there are entire companies that made their buisness around tricking boomer into buying shitty knock off of popular media way before AI was even a thing.

>>532662507
>>532662610
On youtube at least there are a shit fucking ton of videos like ATHEIST PROFESSOR STANDS IN FRONT OF VETERAN...YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENS NEXT and it's just a sideshow of unedited AIslop with tiktok narration. The comments are full of bots but there are occasionally real people too, almost always old people. I've seen them watching this kind of shit in public even.

The "uma musume is wit game" guy said that in JP team reaces, no body raised stamina at all and just maid up for it in stamina skills. Does that mean they just used like multiple regen skills including gold and went all in on speed/wit?

Is there like a rough calculation how much value a regen skill and gold regen skill have in terms of stamina? Like if an Uma needs 800 Stam, Gourmand technically lowers it to 600, then if you had Triple 7, it becomes like 550, etc. Is this even a realistic way of looking at it?

>>532660931
Who is this honse?

>>532663421
But then the paizuris would be in Japanese

>>532663026
I kinda like all umas so I'll say it's either Mejiro Ryan for her awful hair or Winning Ticket for being a massive crybaby all the time

>24% fail chance
>have perfect condition
>failed training
>thrice
what kind of bullshit is this

Honestly I thought this would be an A or B+.

>>532663492
Isn't that just Hishi Akebono and Amazon?

Running out of clocks made me git gud and now Im slowly building up my stash by daily sales.

Thing is since I dont need them anymore, should I be spending on star pieces instead?

Keep in mind I keep being broke since I dump monies into upgrading potential.

>>532657694
That's what you're meant to do
If you see the buddha on the road, kill him

>>532663568
show the skills

>>532663468
Fuck. I haven't thought about Ratatoing in years.
Fucking Brazilians.

>>532663617
I'm still buying clocks with the cope that I'll need them for the next scenario

>>532663492
King Kamehameha and Hishiama. That scene was what got Kamehameha pulled.

>>532663026
I hace Rice Shower
I hate her fake personality of being an uwu shy girl with low self-esteem when she followed Bourbon just to kill her career
I hate her voice, she tricks mentally weak people by calling them big brother and sister despite not even being that in love with you
I hate her design, she looks more like a donkey than a horse
I hate her outfit, what kind of dumbass brings a knife to a race? it's only going to make you run slower
I hate her character in game, 20% guts bonus? fuck off
and I also think her song SUCKS

>>532663778
damn, killed for a PV

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfCMtaNiMDM

so basically this is still the greatest horse to ever exist in the history of mankind?

>>532663617
I only buy 3* star pieces

>>532663480
regen skills regen HP not stamina. go look at the doc

>1 more day until Curren chan
i'm ngmi..............

>>532663026
Talking to Oguri Cap is the equivalent of eating raw flour

>>532663581
That was King Kamehameha
but see >>532662520

>>532663631
Oh my God I forgot to buy them.

>>532663909
Holy fucking titties.

please cygames...a crumb of carats for the poor...

>>532663832
he was just born, raised, and built different
Like every single piece of his body was precision fitted for SPEED POWER STAMINA

>>532663947
bwo...

>Got 2 nice parents for a Goldship run
>Still couldn't beat the URA prelims

God damn and it wasn't a terrible run either but I just ended with weak stats anyway.

>>532663119
Wow, anon! How come mom let's you keep THREE wives!?

I don't understand the jap meme umapyoi=sex
????

>>532663947
LMAO

So I think I understand the basics of Sparks now, but how do I make two parents combine to make even better recruits?

I deadass had to go back in the logs because I was skimming through the text and I thought she said "I should settle down sometime and let them have a baby inside me."

>>532663952
rapist

>>532663947

>>532662271
Right, cheers!

>>532663947

>>532662198
at least they tone down the pander

Homestretch haste is top tier.

>>532663947
Don't make us look bad Ryanbros...

>>532663778
>we lost a brown titty goddess due to yuripag developers
Oof

Would you rather have 1 carat, or 2 carats?
Sir, I would rather have 1 carat so I can do the needful and earn the second carat.
Alot of people are asking what Cygames can do for them. I ask what can I do to earn mor carats Mr Cygames.

>>532663947

>>532663026
Hate is a strong word, but I would say I dislike a little Daiichi Ruby after reading her game story

Is there a way to guarantee swinging maestro and professor curvature or is it all random?

>>532663947
anon it's time for you to train some wit

Dachi from /umaJP/ upgraded his chart.
A gold border means he thinks the character’s career is well written.
Blue text means the character is very for (You).
If a character isn’t here, it either means:
1.He doesn’t remember their campaign or doesn’t have them.
2.He doesn’t know where the fuck to put them.
This isn’t the final version, he plans on improving it further.

>>532662238
https://youtu.be/0CwEgfxHBOo?t=6

i need money
i have no money
how the hell am i supposed to make money in the game?

>>532663947
witless torenah...

>>532662198
Cygames loves their yuri and yaoipandering in general but the JRA and horse owners told them to stop slandering their horses

>>532662520
so we have to wait till this fat-ass ojiisan dies to get them?

>>532664279
Get a parent with one and get a parent with another?

>>532663947
bwo.....

What's the lore behind Sirius calling me a puppy.

>>532660931
AAAIIEEEEEE

>>532664368
Yes, he’s sued other horse related games just for using the names of his horses.

>>532664148
I'm so glad girl like that don't exist in real life because she could do everything she wants to me.

>>532664348
based yakuza killing the troons ships

>>532664320
Daily race

>>532663947
No fucking way LMAO

>>532664403
meant from card events

Any advice for what to do during the first half of the classics year? Consistently that is my weakest part of every career. I can't recall ever winning the classics triple crown and I really really want to.

>>532664279
Have one of them MLB and the other one borrow from someone else

>>532663792

She's super cute bros

>>532663947

Apologize to Arby's RIGHT NOW

>>532664305
>Gentildonna is Bakicoded
That's fucking hilarious, can't wait for her (in 3 years)

>>532660931
Idk, it looks like typical cute cringe.

>>532664604
Uh...prayer? Humping the cards in question?
>>532664605
Spy your future races and build stats for them

I hate that ingame support card filter does not take event skills into account

>>532664605
did you have low speed?
not enough stamina?
look at the stats of the NPCs you are racing

>>532663947

>every debuffactivates
>my other umas still lose
Fuck

>>532662002
Trailers aren't known for long shots.

>>532664305
My bro...

>>532664732
>Horsey sauce
I want to suck Goldshi Horsey sauce!

>>532664732
>Look at arby for springing on the bandwagon of the fucking show
yes, if you havent seen the show that came first, you indeed are 2ndary