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>Game news (EN)
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I fucking hate this dumb horse so much

just leaving this here
do what you want with that information

is it actually possible to get 1200 all stats?

NO TRAINER RAPE ALLOWED IN THIS THREAD

>>532746359
I had her show up like turn 3 once, succeeded the charm check too, I was literally cumming.

>>532746348
>1200m spring
>Late
sasuga

>Golshi Week started April 28th, 2021
>it gave 5790 carats, 9 free rolls on Support, 7 on characters
>this is solely the rewards of Golshi Week's event, not including that we'll likely get more inbox gems because we haven't gotten all 15K Download Milestones yet
>Super Creek banner started May 5th 2021
We're all gonna make it bros, trust the plan

>>532746096
get owned

>>532746348
just front run

>>532746409
>Pace: E
>Front: G
Yeah let me just fuckin swap her

What's up with Seiun Sky? At the first glance, she kinda looks like cute carefree cloud, but that girl got some nasty edge to her. Like, she's constantly sizing you up and poking at you, trying to elicit some kind of reaction or something. And she is fucking smug as fuck. Her interactions always leave me feeling uneasy.
How is her career? How is she with trainer? Is she shit talking every girl behind their backs?

>>532746404
early in the run is the best time to take the risk

>>532746476
She's pretending to not care but is actually really driven and competitive

Golshi if she was based

How much stronger is Lv4 unique skill compared to Lv1?

>>532746440
He's right anyway

whats the lore behind the wedding characters? do they actually run in wedding dresses? can we actually marry air groove?

>>532746476
You should watch the anime if you care about the cast, it gives a lot of them depth. Seiun Sky is a big part of the first season. An easy way to describe her in simple terms is just that she is only pretending to be cool like Vodka, just without saying she's doing it like Vodka does, and deep down she is very competitive.

>>532746084
https://github.com/samsulpanjul/umamusume-auto-train/issues/6

If you want to sacrifice yourself then by all means go ahead and report back to us 3 months later. (At that point built in auto is probably in global already)

>>532746348
>>532746409
>>532746450
stop under investing in your fucking power

Why would you want to marry Aur Groove of all characters.

>>532746409
worked on my machine

i know for support cards the LB levels is pretty much the meat of how strong it can be.
but is it true for umas too?
is there some girl later down the line that is completely busted at 4 stars for example

>>532746578
no they sell you new characters that you can't use
of course they run in the wedding dress
the lore is that they put on a wedding dress before they race
no you cannot commit bestiality in this game

>>532746675
>16th

>>532746401
TRAINERS ARE FOR RAPING

If the slit looks human it ain't beastiality

>>532746476
All members of the Golden Generation are super victorypilled. Seiun is no different.

https://youtu.be/SLS1H745qD4?si=hUPHqY0HcwKsCn5X
daily reminder

>>532746476
Everyone in the golden generation is dangerously competitive as fuck, to how they approach it varies. I wish S1 got the CinGray writing, everyone would be drinking violence juice there including King Halo.

>>532746578
Shotgun wedding. Take responsibility

>>532746401
>trainers get raped by their umas
>commanders get raped by their Guns and Botes
Are there ANY gachas out there where I'm not at risk of rape????

>>532746578
Wife groove

MARRY AND MATE WITH YOUR UMA

>>532746707
>no you cannot commit bestiality in this game
im charging back

GET AWAY FROM THEM SHOTAS YOU DEVIANTS

>>532746620
>kernel level anti cheat
So this game does not work on Linux?

>>532746774
the time period between 1997-1998 had a ridiculous amount of mega talented horses for racing

I'm gonna give up to do 1000spd/600stam/600power runs since even with 4spd/2stm, 4spd/2pwr or 3spd/2pwr/1 sweet creek I just cannot get consistent results and end up with 1* guts or wit anyways. Maruzensky also started being a moody bitch and started losing 5% failure rate trainings too.

>>532746879
Me on left

What horse do i need to play to feel like Ashur from Spartacus

I should glue super creek

>loses debut race (pace chaser) with only 1 npc in front
>decide to farm stats before 1 turn before her race because no way she'll lose again haha
>7th with these stats

More like Air Boob

>>532746879
second from the right for me

Are you guys burned out yet?
I have trouble bringing myself to even do 3 careers.
Maybe I need new Umas to freshen it up idk.

why did they give Meisho Doto the cutest face but also the most vulgar tits?

>>532746879
Rudolf and Teio threesome would be so hot

>>532746890
Works fine with Proton-GE

the 1200 speed sprinter loses to the 1200 power sprinter

Besides gooning, what's the Uma with the best outfit?

>>532746904
Who is that

>>532746692
Purely a cosmetic thing

>>532746886
those boys won't be able to get erections from human girls after this

>>532746879
they're too short bwos

i dont know Japanese but when the uma voice actresses play games on the Pakatube! channel.
do they like roleplay/pretend to be the uma in the video? or is it just like "this voice actress plays game"

>>532747002
one day doto will snap and rape opera

Jarvis, translate

>>532746879
Done

>>532747000
>tfw i spend more time in the threads than playing the game now

Anybody got the stam requirement chart?dnm84

>>532746879
why is the brown suit allowed two

Nice Nature? More like nice try, placing 2nd isn't too bad haha.

>>532747043
kingu
urara
The

>>532746620
>If you want to sacrifice yourself then by all means go ahead and report back to us 3 months later.
this cheat is getting posted all over the internet, they'll be banned in a few weeks tops
>>532746890
the anticheat exists but it's actually pretty loose and the game runs fine if the anticheat doesn't boot up properly. it's technically kernel level but it doesn't really act like it, but if you're cheating don't let yourself think it won't detect it, this is an online game.

>>532747038
But is speed or power more Bakushin

>>532747002
>>532747095
This.
And Opera will be ashamed to have enjoyed it.

>>532747038
erm i put it in the calculator and that doesnt seem true on average...

>>532747094
Sorta 50/50, they attempt it and refer to each other as the characters but they often break character and just fuck around. The Gang beasts episode is the best example.

>>532747101
Don't worry a Texan is here to translate
"I had a hunch you'd be coming over to see me soon, and it looks like I was correct! Hooray!"

>>532747094
They try to roleplay yeah

>>532746904
Literally every other gacha I've played allowed automation
what the fuck is cygenerous's problem

Ok everyone trashes McQueen Blanco, but is Teio Rojo any good?

>>532746979
>imagine losing to this

Pakupaku desuwa~

>>532746904
>i was gonna quit anyway
what is this mental illness

>>532747256
they only allow officially sanctioned automation. at least we know we get ours eventually thanks to future sight.

>>532747256
>he wants his (you) so bad hes replying to his own post

So when is the next gacha we're migrating to? I'm kinda over this game and it's no three star sparks.

>>532747056
1 of many Granblue Fantasy players that got banned for cheating by cygames. It's just a funny image to share to watch them coping like that, any time a banwave happens it's 90% seethes and 10% copes. I'm not sure what wave it was, but that just goes to show it's something they're going to catch you on, they regularly catch them.
>>532747256
Cygames allows automation too, when they add it officially into the game in a few months. Until that point you're considering to be cheating for a competitive advantage because pvp is a focus of the game.

>>532747241
I put it into my abacus and it was true

any /uma/ clubs that aren't cringefests like cuma that are recruiting?

>>532747002
Cute and sexy is the perfect combo, like those Japanese giga-strawberries slathered in rich dark chocolate.

>>532747101
I figured you'd show up soon, and it looks like I was spot on! Awesome!

>>532747043
Rudolf

Name the best jukebox song right now or I'll pour acid on your face.

>>532747420
retard

>>532747000
I'm still enjoying the game a lot. It helps that I enjoy the story, when a new scene pops up I like reading them, and I still get new scenes every couple runs because you're only gonna get like 50/90+ for a character per run with many rare ones existing.

>>532747043
you JUST posted her

>>532747000
i enjoy training even the shittiest character, but as soon as it comes to train for 4th.5th time the same character it just gets kinda boring. guess you have to be really into team trials to find the motivation

>>532747509
Go This Way

>>532747043
TM Opera O.

idk wtf i'm doing. Is my haru ready for legend race bakushin?

>>532747504
true. but for her casual granny outfit.

SHE SITS ON TOP THE THRONE OF THE DIRT WORLD!

>>532747509
Winning the Soul

>lose the scripted race
>"Haru Urara is now inflicted by Gatekept"
You got to be fucking kidding me.

Yesterday my friend made Umamusume Auto Train for PC only
The basic feature:
- Automatically trains Uma
- Keeps racing until fan count meets the goal, and always picks races with matching aptitude
- Checks mood
- Handle debuffs
- Rest
- Prioritize g1 race to farming fans

>>532747094
just imagine it as basic vtubers. some roleplay, some just do the voice, it depends on their personal level of effort.

I have bred this fucking horse a hundred times
and not once has it produced a 3* offspring
is it time to pull the trigger?

>>532747456
wtf is that true

>>532747509
You know the one

>>532747549
I know i was wrong but dont let little shit posts like that get to you lol
Enjoy your day anon

How many carats are you going to blow on her banner tomorrow?

I think human men should be with human women
Let horse girls pop up randomly as they always should have

>>532747000
I like running careers because it's like gambling
will I get the acupuncturist this time around? will fast learner proc? best foot forward? +3 hint to professor of curvature? burger/onsen ticket? is this 65% failure training going to kill the run?
I get to gamble in so many different ways every run it's quite incredible

>>532747750
about 0

will kitasan be in the regular supoka pool after her banner expires?

Trying to build King Gaylo the Master Queef into a bakushin killer with a subpar support deck is the ultimate form of cock and ball torture, holy shit.

Are all acceleration skills completely useless if they're activated before the last corner? It feels like the characters are stucked at the same velocity and cant really accelerate before the last phase.

>>532747665
it's not scripted, you just need good parents for it.

>>532747750
0
I'm saving for a better waifu

Started my first game. I hope this game is enjoyable

>>532747641
lol yeah she's ready to become a "legend" alright

>>532747750
0, i'm saving and she doesn't appeal to me.

>>532747750
I got about 53 carats so, uh, none?

>>532747509
The one where Tachyon gets ahegao'd by horse cocks.

>>532747641
Stamina needs to be around 450-500

>>532747750
Not even 1

>>532747750
zero because my support cards are dogshit and I need to roll on the creek rerun banner

>>532747642
Even more boomercore than Maruzensky how does she do it

>>532747759
I think Uma should reproduce with Uma(futa)

>>532747000
I only play 1 career a day. Not burned out, just realize this game is too time consuming and I can't enjoy it while multitasking.

>>532747750
I'm gonna blow inisde this little succubus tomorrow

>>532747750
she's sex, but i hope i get spooked by her on XOguri's banner

>>532747816
you're gonna want to kill yourself in about 8 hours

>>532747631
I love the contrast between the tomboysh and girlish elements in this character. Such a great design

>>532747586
>>532747653
I lied. I just wanted some music to put on in the background.
>>532747714
>>532747847

>>532747750
How long is her banner? 50 carats multiply by that. I hope I get air groove

>>532747750
I either do 10 pulls into curren, narita taishin, or smart falcon so i can get 15 horses

>>532747094
they roleplay the characters they voiced, it's like watching Vtubers in their early debut days before they finally ditch the Lores, gimmicks and show their true personality.

>>532747787
To my knowledge, yes. Pretty sure every uma and support gets thrown into general pool after their banner ends. That said I think their were three so exceptions that were not added to general pool, but I dont remember their names.

>>532747915
That's why Opera is the best.
She's the King, the Queen, the Prince, the Princess, and even the royal dog.

>>532747509
Go This Way

>>532747787
You still need to keep up with the front runner, bro. Your homestretch ain't doing shit if Bourbon already crossed the finish line and you're just passing the third line.

>>532747750
any reason to roll unless she is your waifu?
ive heard she is kinda good but seiun sky is the next meta uma (though uma rolling is for the soul mostly)

FUCK

Gomen Suzuka-san, but I cannot tolerate your chestnut bumfuckery any longer.

Do Rudolf's puns even work when they're translated from Japanese?

>>532747963
>That said I think their were three so exceptions that were not added to general pool, but I dont remember their names.
No, they all get added to the general pool, but there are a couple exceptions in later years that will not be eligible for the pick tickets that show up every 6 months. Gentildonna is one of those.

>>532747750
Just enough to 3 star Maya.

>>532748069
Spe-chan...

>>532747043
Gimlet just looks cool as fuck.

>>532747893
Why is that?

>>532747848
is it because the legend races don't have the hidden 400 all stats? I was under the impression that sprinters didn't need much stamina unless they were going to get debuffed during the race

>>532747962
>half of the umas have the most sex voices out there.
>corpo vtuber channel
>you will never have an official sexo ASMR video with an uma for each ear
its over...

>>532747750
0. She didn't appeal to me in RTTT, and I'm saving for Seiun Sky not because for meta reasons but because I have to complete the golden generation.

>>532746879
Looking at me, you'd be forgiven for thinking I'm not your typical victim
I'm an adult, I'm a man
I'm a decently built and capable person.
I'm 6.5 feet tall; 180lbs. I thought I could look out for myself in ANY situation. But in the summer of 2025, I WAS RAPED BY MY OWN TRAINEE
That's right: #MeToo.
My point is, my attacker didn't have to be an adult umamusume to overpower me to turn me into a victim.
If it can happen me, then it can happen to you.
-Trainer
Tracen Academy Teacher. Adult. Survivor

>>532748232
>Gimlet

>>532747750
Being a saucy little minx isn't enough justification to cut into my Manhatten stack.

>>532735176
holy shit thank you so much, I've never seen an inspiration this good. May the many points I will send your way help you a fraction as much as this borrow helps me.

Finally got Nice Nature's good ending. I've learned the power of red skills, only took me 4 attempts (3 today, the other was my first playthrough her career earlier in the week)

>>532748301
>6'5
>180 lbs
fucking LANKLET lmao

>>532747750
I need a sprint uma, I need a dirt uma, and I want the naritas I am fucking DOOMED

>>532748069
Sorry Spe chan... Suzuka was too forward...

>C Long
>1st place
y-you're supposed to job here, Kingu

>>532746348
trainer issue

>>532747787
i find them useful on front runners when challenged by other front runners

>>532747750
any .｡*ﾟ+.*.Curren｡+..｡*ﾟ+ fan here?

https://curren.bandcamp.com/album/crown-of-cuteness

>>532747750
I'll just roll her on the Manhattan Cafe banner.

Anyone rolling for her when she comes out?

>>532748346
>220 stat points gained in speed/stamina/power
holy shit why are people focusing on 9* over URA Finals?

STOP
TRYING
TO TELL ME
TO BANG MY TRAINEE
ARE YOU STUPID
I'M A TRAINER
NOT A BREEDER

>>532747750
ALL OF IT.

>>532748574
guaranteed stats every run vs RNG stats

>>532746359
She's never failed me

>>532747750
Haven't decided yet whether I want to roll on Seiun Sky or the Super Creek banner

>use 1 stam card
>get to 700 stam
>need more
>use 2 stam cards
>get to 800
>wtf
>use 3 stam cards
>get to 800
what is this game's problem

>>532748301
trainer-sans getting assaulted and forcibly married to their trainee is a real problem. IT DESERVES A VOICE!!

umas are wild, obscene beasts that will breed with their trainer without a question or consent (until impregnation). they are known to get dangerously emotionally attached and obsessive, keep watch.
too many trainers have fallen victim.
its never to late to stand your ground against your trainee!

>>532748403
She's a first rate Umamusume after all.
Seiun Sky is supposed to be very buffed in this race, so I guess she got BOXED or something.

>>532748574
you want both

>>532748574
you need both but only idiots focus on pure 9*s
ive been stealing all 8*+ ura finale ids for weeks now

>>532748265
>Yostar semi-regularly release Blue Archive ASMR in DLsite
Hope Cygames does the same

>>532748686
Delicious muscle peroperoperoperoperoperopero

>>532748638
How low is the chance? It still sounds better to me since you care about your best horses, not your average horses.

>mood down
>40 energy
>okay i just need a walk or a shrine event
>karaoke
>folllowed by a mood up event
im about to to explode

Please don't fuck me Curren Chan
Please don't fuck me Curren Chan
Please don't fuck me Curren Chan

>>532748598
>help a teenage girl fulfil their long standing dreams together in three years
>wtf they love me how could this happen???
Do trainers really?

Is anybody planning to save carats in order to 4 start or 5 star a character? the upgrade doesnt seem that useful

>>532747787
You need to slow down inside turns. Otherwise you crash. I learned this cool law of physics playing racing games.

>>532748798
Gee Air Groove, why does Rudolf let you have TWO Suzuka's?

>>532748574
Getting a 3* blue spark AND 3* URA Finale might be harder than rolling MLB KItasan in 200 pulls honestly

bros
I have my kitasan already, four copies.
still haven't rolled for other horses - actual trainees. Since the banner ends in 5 days, is it better for me to wait until the next trainee one? Or should I roll a little on the current trainee scout? A 10-roll, maybe?
When's the next banner? And how long will it stay? Long enough for me to amass a spark if needed, or is it so negligible that I can roll on the current banner right now, without fostering hopes of sparking it as an F2P? Just to have something that's not bakushin & Co. I'm a McQueen fan btw

>>532748068
canon event

>>532748798
Not me. Only getting the character at all is good enough for me.

What happens with cards that are fully upgraded, can I still pull copies of them and if I do what happens with those copies?
Is there another way of earning SP than Dailies, Daily races and career mode?
Does it make sense to pull at the current banner if I already have the regular McQueen? I can't use both in team races right?

>>532748798
from what i understand doing hardcore rolling to 4/5 star an uma is pretty much a waste saved only for hyper whales.

it will be much better to save for the next waifu banner you have in mind. but i might be wrong.

>2 daily borrows left
Sigh... I guess I'm forced to do a couple spark runs

>>532748790
I loved Spe's career, really felt like I was going to marry her soon afterwards

>>532748301
Trainer-san was RAPED in the sweltering summer of 25.

>>532748659
People getting to double 1200, with 600 in other stats with shitty LB0 cards, while I'm struggling to hit 800 in single stat with decent-ish deck. I'm starting to think my account got cursed. I keep failing low % trainings. Pretty much every career is guaranteed to fail 1-9% roll at some point, sometimes it happens multiple times. 20% or higher? Just forget it, guaranteed trip to mood down factory.

>>532748884
ROLE FOR HONSE
YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO
DO IT AND POST RESULT

>>532748798
Any minmaxer cares more about support cards
Most non-minmaxers would prefer getting a wide roster of characters
So nobody really prioritizes it. You'll eventually get every 1* then every 2* to 5* just from pulling the banner over time since there's not that many of those characters and they get added veeeery slowly (literally just +1 1*, Twin Turbo).

>>532747750
0
I want Narita Taishin
And I'm getting her from Seiun Sky banner

>>532748764
Better start your 777 prayers.

I need more uma doujins. That Suzuka doujin was hot as fuck I’ve been getting off to it for 2 days

>>532746813
maybe one where the rest of the characters are not 10 stronger than you

>>532748659
do you understand low and high rolling

>>532749175
I never see a high roll

spe-chan isn't like that

>>532747750
One daily 50 carat pull a day and that's it.

>>532748075
that would require competent translators

>>532747094
i know this is a weeb mentality "japan = beautiful and good" but why the fuck do all the voiceactress girls also look like supermodel idols themselves?

im starting to pace myself
one career at reset and that is it

>>532748701
yeah it was a very obvious late start from her and she never recover

>>532748981
>>532748659
its rng bros, you are meant to average that over many runs. you wont get your perfect horse immediately
sometimes the run is seeded to only roll stamina rainbows or speed rainbows

>>532749097
Same, Suzuka being simultaneously sweet and horny at the same time made me blow loads

>>532749097
Most Uma doujins are wholesome because they are not allowed to sell 18+ Uma doujins at events like Comiket.

>>532747509
bakushin

>>532748598
your trainee doesn't care

>>532747043
Tachyon

>>532747509
GSK

>>532748790
Nice Nature basically starts dating you half way through her career.

>>532749276
Nothing makeup can't fix.

Unless they have the jaw of a man, then plastic surgery is a must.

>>532749097
l-l-link?

>Build front deck
>Forgot to add front legacy.
Should I just redo or it doesn't really matter?

>>532748790
well, when you put it like that... it makes sense now

>>532747509
Signal of Something New

>>532749464
Her confession in good end still lingers in my mind because of how sweet it is.

>>532749490
585902
Warning: wholesomeness

Rerolling is very fun

>>532746857
I just want her race outfit why do they lock their true outfits behind rolling tons of dupes how did some of you people already unlock outfits for multiple 1*s and 2*s already what the fuck man

>>532749569
She confesses like five times before the good ending, to.

>>532748991
I got FOUR fucking bakushins
at least I got my agnes - just what I wanted
overall? kind of a shit roll, but saved by some of the girls
I really don't like the short hair girl's hair
el condor pasa is kino, though
I like king crimson

>>532749528
B front is a slight Wit penalty. Probably won't matter.

Now you guys made me look up umamusume doujins...
are there any yuri ones?
I mostly found futa and straight ones...

Alright, let's say I don't have Oguri. WHO THE FUCK ELSE CAN RUN THE TEIO SHO AND WIN

>>532748598
do NOT marry your trainee
do NOT kiss and cuddle your trainee
do NOT have lovey dovey babymaking sex with your trainee
do NOT start a big family with your trainee

>>532749645
I have air grooves costume, and Vodka, and El Condor pasa. I just got dupes and then noticed I could spend statues to buy the few stars I still needed for them.

Shit, I got teio to four stars I got so many dupes of her ass on random pulls

>>532748068
Art imitates real life

>>532748598
>NOT A BREEDER
Yes you are
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Breeders'_Cup

Which parrent would be better for a medium pace?

>>532748232
her voice is sex too.

>>532749464
Nice Nature got me rock hard during the career, and it's because she keeps moaning and sighing every time she is at low energy, in a very dejected voice.
Just going between train/race/whatever menu, and she just keeps rolling various sighs... It's unfair.

>>532749732
YOU CANT STOP ME

>spend actual money to MLB Kitasan Black ($25)

>She NEVER shows up for summer training.

>>532749784
which most fertile and breedable uma would get 1st place in this consistently with zero clock use?

>>532749831
You...and I, are kindred spirits. Perhaps, brothers, spiritually, separated by time and distance, yet reunited for our love of Nice Nature

>>532749276
it's because Jap women are almost all thin.
there are a fuckton of women in the west who would also be very attractive if they were thin but they're all fat because they eat too much and don't exercise.

>>532749448
>no face
Its an ugly trans

>>532748943
Horsebros...

>>532749805
So this confirms humans are a slave race to the Umamusume, right? Isn't mount Rushmore have Umas carved on it to?

>>532746409
well fuck me I guess, Front worked

>>532749732
too late

>>532749650
I see

>>532748943
Heres what you do to them

>>532750060
Good job anon. Now you know that the letters are a meme and experimenting is encouraged

>>532750014
I like the event she has where a bunch of kids bully her

I just want Meishi Dotto already bros :(

>>532749663
Are they never implementing new 1 star and 2 characters in the game forever? are we doomed to get thousands of bakushin till the rest of this game?

>>532749276
>i know this is a weeb mentality "japan = beautiful and good"
Japan is beautiful and good. Maybe that's because I'm a Bong. I've been to Japanese "slums" and they look about on par with the "best" streets in this fucking shithole of a nation.

>>532747750
Is she actually that appealing enough to ask that question? I don't see it

>>532750103
The shopkeepers also try to hook Nature and her trainer up in every event they show up in.

What if End Closer Urara

>all of my MLBs so far have been Wit cards
Whether this is Wit Game or not my hand is being forced, I've got the event Nice Nature, Marvelous Sunday and now Fuji Kiseki

>>532746176 (OP)
>my maruzenskys have ura finale wins in medium and mile
>auto throws her in sprint
am i retarded and not understanding the logic behind this or is auto just shit at team building

>>532747937
Trainer-koon...

>>532750259
A weapon that could surpass Goldshi Gear...

Mirror universe Haru Urara who has a record of 113 wins and 0 losses as a event super boss.

>>532747750
I'm still missing Air Groove and Super Creek so I'll throw 2 ten pulls and pray

>>532747750
0
we're all saving for seiun sky

>>532750171
JP has one additional 1* (Twin Turbo) and 4 additional 2*s: Ikuno Dictus, Pegasus, Tsyuyoshi and Matikanetannhauser

>>532750000
bro that bumpy ass horse looks aids

>>532750372
>Legend Dirt race from Hell

>>532749663
That's three bakushins

Anyone know that one whistle-y soundtrack that plays during recreation dates?

>>532750419
How long until Biko Pegasus for Global?

>>532750372
ngl I'd like an event like that

>>532748730
>8*+ URA finale sparks
I don't believe you, proof (IDs)?

>>532750192
japan is beautiful and good but id never want to live there as a common salary work. that seems to be actual hell.
if id manage to move there one day with a remote job/while already rich. i think it can be a paradise however.

I need -
>Turbo
>Meishi Dotto
>MARVELOUS Sunday
>Sweep Tosho
>Tamano Cross
>Rob Roy
If i have All of these i will be Happy and will play forever. Which one Can i get the soonest?

Front Runner Haru Urara final winner, fuck it sure why not

>>532749921
We love Nice Nature here

>>532750326
does your maruzensky have A sprint? or at least B?
her sprint needs some training

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q90bV_ku6WY
Cinema though

>>532750171
you're essentially guaranteed to get every 1* and 2* to 5* eventually, which is pretty busted so they don't print that many over time. that said you still get some nice stuff out of rolling them, the statues are great and you can start converting the extra shards you get, even if the resources you get from that aren't mindblowing they're better than nothing.

I like going on walks with Nice Nature and she says Pipoka

>>532750509
Congrats!

>>532750507
https://gametora.com/umamusume/characters

click that button that says show upcoming characters. the order should be obvious

>>532750473
She released after just over 3 years in JP. So uhhh 2 and a half years for us?

Natie

>>532750372
Which Mirror-Uma would be the ultimate loser in their universe?

>>532750709
Maruzensky, TM Opera O, Rudolf, etc

>>532750709
Rudolf
Bakushin

>>532750496
>with a remote job/while already rich. i think it can be a paradise however
The retarded, cringeworthy shit you read here sometimes is unreal.
Nigger any place is paradise if you're rich and a hellscape if you're a poor wager. "uhhh fuck japan is so great because if I didn't have to worry about my financial situation, could afford every luxury I desire, and didn't have to work, then life there would probably be enjoyable". Fuck me.

>>532749448
is that like a beef bowl with shredded cheese on top of it? that seems kind of gross.

>>532750704
Marvelous scares me. She trapped Natie in a dreamscape and forced her to do a silly dance for +5 to all stats

>>532749831
this but with Silence Suzuka

>>532750842
It was marvelous

>>532750816
Wait it's almost like she's showing her underwear to me

>>532750671
>literally fucking months if not a year for just one
Okay...time to take a pause from playing the game.

>>532750840
>beef
>rice
>cheese
>gross
how GAY are you?
>>532750842
>>532750879
Did she use that time to molest Natie?

>>532750816
Is this a Uma mating dance?

>>532750831
Japan would definitely be more safe without needing to live in fenced off neighborhoods just for going out or traveling around the country than most other western countries at this point.

>>532750945
we're on a bit of an accelerated schedule, but like halloween rice shower there is like january i think?
some other helpful anon might have the release guess image thing

>>532750831
no im saying if you could live in japan but not work a Japanese job it would be good.
if you could press some magic button and work your western job but in japan then its paradise.

but thats only possible when you are remote/already rich.
thats what i mean.
i dont want to be some suicidal Japanese salary man working for 14 hour shifts(weekend included) for a wage slightly higher than minimum while living in my 2x2 box apartment.

>>532750458
be more specific?

>>532750963
She saw Nature's origami trophies, which is worse than any molestation

>>532751068
>if you could press some magic button and work your western job
Remind me, which country invented the wage cage again?

>>532750548
only B in sprint. it has an A in mile and won the medium ura

>>532751202
I will give vodka a dozen younger sisters

>>532748232
is she related to vodka

>>532751158
Damn... poor Nature...

>>532751269
god natie is so fucking cute

>>532751158
oh yeah. america is also a wagie nightmare for sure (though mostly in the big cities). but i dont live there lol

>>532750456
three too many, nigga

What's the strategy for training Agnes Tachyon? Do I just inherit Stamina and use Speed and Power cards or can I go for a Wit build? I'm not sure how much her unique skill offsets the need for Stamina training

>>532751036
More importantly...how big is even this cow? 100 bust size? You can't run with that.

>>532751269
>>532751295
My doomer horse cannot be this kawaii

>>532751370
they knew what they were doing by putting that strap there.

CUMA is already full :)

Mambo

>>532751304
>america is also a wagie nightmare for sure
The entire western world is like this. It's why they're importing slave labour to replace the native populations. Quit basing your entire understanding of a country on comic books and cartoons.

>>532751361
You can get away with a decent amount of less stam on Tachyon from my experience
especially if you slap another gold healing skill on her like swinging maestro

Uma-ma-ma-ma-ma

>>532751370
She uses them like ballasts

>>532751456
CUMA DEEZ NUTS

>Mayano Top Gun decides to sit anywhere but stam training
I hate this fucking card so much

>>532750945
Just farm up carats. If anyone interests you on that list that appears before jan 2022 I'd recommend saving all gems and abstaining from character pulling until the half anni banner that has them all on there and lets you spark any of them.
Only reall applicable if you've got enough 3* horses that you're happy to use for a good while

How come this general doesn't talk about cute horses like Capano Rickey or Aston Machan?

>>532751458
The horsegirl or the condor (hawk)?

is Mcqueen a good parent uma? i still don't have a 9* spark and im thinking of spark training her

>>532751460
STAY AWAY GORILLA WOMAN!

>>532751549
35 priority with 0 initial gauge at MLB btw

>>532751549
Gonna replace her as soon as I can get my Mejiro card to 3LB

>

I wanted to buy some uma scale figures, but they are All sold out. That's not fair, they should re-release them for globalfags.

>>532751624
What's this from? Tell me.

What would the Mirror universe/ evil version of your favourite Uma be like?

>>532751741
yes, this is a good thing. you match-make based on score but you have stronger horses with lower score.

>>532751608
>nobody is normal in nonco world
like my old kantai days

isn't rhein kraft just h*ruka ama*i from id*lm@ster?

Who are the most autist horses that we get before the most autist arrives?

>>532751834
filename

>>532751646
Yes she's one of the better ones.
Other good ones include TM Opera, Special Week and Goldship. You can utilise this to figure out what would be a good second parent/grandparent combo if you already have one 9*
https://gametora.com/umamusume/compatibility

Bretty gud Nice Nattie run

>>532751926
Bourbon.

Whose Uma story would you like to see get an anime/manga adaptation?

Are the servers shitting itself again

>>532750945
Consider that sweep and MARVELOUS are at the same time so you have 8 months to save 2 sparks

Anyone wants to join? Rules are the following
>Inactive for 7 days kick
>Just do your best whenever you are available
>No discord
>No drama
>Dont forget to trade shoes
>Lets avoid burnout and enjoy the game

>lost my hotsprings virginity to the anti-sex class prez
Fucking damnit
Alright anons any tips on how to gaslight her into thinking stealthy quickshot handjobs in public is part of the BAKUSHIN road and vital to her training? May as well salvage what I can of my future tardwife.

>>532752012
Sakura Bakushin O's absolutely unbeatable sprinting.

>>532751965
Moderately Malevolent Nature

>>532751938
waow

>>532751965
A Natie to surpass metal gear....

3 spd 2 stam or 2 spd 3 stam for long decks?

>>532751834
>didn't know what stimming means
>look it up
>realize I've been stimming unconsciously all my life by aimlessly walking around my place for 10 minutes or so not doing anything or rubbing my hands together real fast to warm up (when im not even cold)
huh maybe i am retarded after all

>>532746176 (OP)
>>532752052

Arima Kinen? I eat Arima Kinen for breakfast.

>>532752052
Hmmm I guess so.

>>532752043
>Sweep 19 June 2022 - 29 June 2022
>Marvelous 18 June 2023 - 28 June 2023
Uh anon might want to triple check that statement

>>532752173
I used to chew on things until id absent mindedly gnawed ona charging cable as a kid and experienced electrocution via tongue

Now, as a grown autist I just tug, preen at and stroke my beard.

>>532752052
Sure

>>532752173
>aimlessly walking around my place for 10mins
Ah single life, nobody to interrupt these moments is bliss

>>532751832
Teio is right there bwo

I did a McQueen run where I tried aiming for Max Stamina for her Epithet. She kept losing the Japan Cup but won first in everything else as a Front Runner with Stamina over twice of her Speed.

>>532752310
nvm i think i might be normal and you're just retarded

>>532752052
I would if you weren't a feetfag.

>>532752257
>Evil Haru Urara

Finally got a my first 3* blue spark!
She has a 2* power and a 3* power guest parent, and all the legacies have 2/3 URA Finale sparks!

Is Tannhauser stupid? Why did she cut a hole in her hat.

>>532751271
Her dad.

Current chan?

>>532752173
>realize I've been stimming unconsciously all my life by aimlessly walking around my place for 10 minutes
This is actually just cabin fever.

>>532752380
>Teio

>pull 1 Kitasan
>spark 1 Kitasan
>dumped 40 extra pulls into the void
This is stupid horseshit, I don't think I'll be able to spark a second one.

>>532752392
Yeah. I got my skull cracked open when I was a younger kid cause I wasnt looking where I was running and slammed head first into a metal pole, years before I tasted electricity

>>532752092
umazing right?

>>532752470
people rip holes in their jeans for "fashion", her hole in the hat actually has some functionality

>>532752402
>>532752336
>>532752261
Just put /uma/ in your profile so I get to list down everyone then you can remove it after 24hrs

>>532752447
She finally achieved her dream and won, but at what cost?

End closer is genuinely the worst fucking style in this game, i fucking hate it
> t. 5 Goldshi career losses in a row

>>532752457
Now you're only 2 more 3* Umas away from being independent.

Holy COCKBLOCK.

>>532752593
my favorite uma is bakushin btw

>>532752538
Sex with this middle schooler

Anyone have a gif or video of Taiki Shuttle's finger guns when you "view results" a race? I'd make my own if I had her

>>532747750
0 my jim are for sleepy tomboy

>>532752667
Just finished her career and its just us gaslighting her to victory wtf i feel bad

>>532752667
You ain't me nigga. Im a Nice Nature man. Bakushin is a close second though, along with Condor

>keep getting support card events from cards not in my deck
>kitasan's event chain never triggers
>super creek's event chain only fires off the first event right before the final arima kinen
>1* guts
cursed run

>>532752615
You're not building her properly.

>>532752645
>Grass Wonder appears out of nowhere to seethe at the fact that you chose the Mexican

>>532752701
but 3 and reach are the best ones

>>532752310
based retardgod

>>532752645
To be fair to Grass Wonder here, putting on a Luchadors mask for them is basically a marriage proposal

>3 Americans in game now
can we eventually build a true burger 15 TT?

>>532751612
>mambo
>Pet bird is also called mambo
>Dad is king mambo
El Condor Pasa is the ultimate mambo?

>>532752645
I am NOT going to touch grass anymore.

>>532752568
Same I'm at 260 with lb1. I think it's better to just wait for half anni or her rerun. 0.5 sucks ass

>>532752050
Her skillset is just self-depreciation but AOE.

>>532751549
Do not speak ill of my daughter wife

>>532752563
ummm Mcqueen?

>>532752615
Nigga how?
Nothing feels better than seeing Goldshi running around from the outside and swooping past all the other, lesser umas and finishing first.

>>532752310
I pick my lips until my hands are covered in blood

>>532752615
Just play her as pace chaser in career and then put points into late/end for TT at the end.
>Noooo she's not supposed to be a pa-
Fuck off, the literal only way to fail a Goldshit career is when she gets boxed in which pace chaser basically removes.

>>532747094
https://youtu.be/XCHbHoT7oVY?si=PEZyvqgqJHcmbjd6
https://youtu.be/K09lTQ92G0A?si=AxK0xX1FI3HeE7y-&t=22
Some of them stay in character, Kris s and Gimli shenanigan is my absolute favorite. KING domination made me king pilled

How many hours before curren chan banner?

>>532753051
>when she gets boxed in which pace chaser basically removes
looks like it is lying hour at /uma/ right now

>>532752173
…Doesn’t everybody do that? I walk around my apartment three or four times a day while listening to music, just thinking about things, sometimes for half an hour at a time. This isn’t normal behavior?

>>532753018
>pre-owned
No thanks

>>532753086
yo kaibutsu

>>532752615
that's why you build EVERY uma as a pace chaser

This is getting out of hand.

>>532752761
>one Goldship stride is equivalent to like, 2-3 strides from other uma
how do lesser uma even compete?

>>532753051
Pace chasers are just as prone to being boxed as the rest, it depends on your race makeup

>>532753062
what's this npc build?

>>532753107
Sasuga Kingu dawa!

what wit card do you use if you don't have fine motion

>>532752173
I hate the phrase "stimming" because it's essentially just become the new tourettes/autism fixation meme where normalniggers pretend they're super quirky and mentally ill because they bounce when they listen to music that "makes them stim"
No it's just a nervous tic you have because you're sat still doing nothing.

>>532753047
I used to chew the back of my knuckles when I got mad and stopped cause Id actually tore a chunk out of one of them when I got fucking tilted playing a video game.

Should probably get diagnosed cause I know that behavior isnt normal

>>532753145
wait until you find out the younger generation refers to things they like as their "fixations". if they really like something it's hyperfixation

>>532752609
Why not just ask people to drop their IDs so you can send invites?

>>532751849
what's the point when everybody above C+ is doing this?

Do people not change their positioning based on the race?

>>532753218
perfect balance

>>532753227
Daiwa

>>532753167
soulless

I am impregnating Gold City once shes out

>>532753086
MY FUARKING HERO

>>532752761
>>532752615
Skill issues

>putting Goldship as anything but End Closer
You DESERVE to have your ribcage shattered via a Goldshi dropkick.

mother daughter bonding time

>>532753227
Fukukitaru and Marvelous are good

>>532753281
That one, I kinda understand because I’ll be fascinated by something for like a month straight and then drop all interest for months. It’s why all of my writing projects go nowhere.

>>532753227
makitane

>>532753132
>>532753216
>pace chasers are just as prone
Not in career they aren't. They're much less likely to deal with it. FYI I run goldship late in TT it's literally just career where longs and ends get raped in my experience.
Do whatever works for you ofcourse.

>>532753107
i can only imagine gimlet's voice actor is doing that pose with her hand the entire time she's speaking just to help her stay in character.

>>532751549
this is why Manhattan is the better SR, despite Manhattan having way worse skills. 0 starting friendship/low-mid priority really hurts a card's viability.

>>532753414
>Heroic Goldship runs ten miles in a minute to cave in her trainer's chest

>>532753167
Then you lose out on the score bonus for acing the style.

>>532753227
Marvelous, Tachyon, Makitane

>>532748737
Highly produced ASMR like this is always utter dogshit. Any 100k subs (Japanese) vtuber with a KU100 mogs the shit out of them.

>>532753357
This but NTR

I don't trust horses with less than 1200 wits.

>roll King Halo
>do her campaign
>stupid mommy-attention-seeking horse pisses me off because her races suck
>still wind up loving that damn horse because I’m attracted to idiots

>>532753051
You high? Pace chaser is the box position. You're running with front runners in front of you, pacers to your side and lates to your back. End close can just take everyone from the outside without anyone getting in the way.

>>532753285
That works too.
Maybe some anons what privacy, /vg/ in my experience have crazy stalkers and I want to avoid that. I hope that isnt the case here

>>532753682
why are you lying

>want to follow my club members
>15 follow hardcap
Wtf bros

>>532753480
>t. has never had Super Creek get boxxed in her debut race
This has happened to me in my past 5 runs. Meanwhile I run Gold Ship as an end closer on autopilot and sweep every race, every time.

Urara is my favourite front runner :)

>failed first at debut
It's gonna be one of those careers huh

>>532753696
My Daiwa Scarlet is fated to lose against bratty middleschooler every time in the fashion show

>>532753208
inside of you are 2 fukus
one has a 1* guts spark
the other also has a 1* guts spark
you are a 2* guts spark

>>532753751
You have to spend friendpoints for more slots, Bakashin

>>532753751
Buy followers in the shop

>>532753107
https://youtu.be/NQ69OnNTj0o

>>532753696
>left is just obsessive yandere "CUM CUM CUM" jackhammering mind draining handjob
>right is a teasing whisper telling you to hold on and not release while giving you a gentle and edging cocktease.

>>532753497
Speaking of 0 Friendship, man, having a 1LB Super Creek while everything else is 3LB or MLB fucking sucks. I can hit rainbows by the middle/end of Junior Year on everyone except Creek.

>tennosho -> Queen Elizabeth Cup -> Japan Cup -> recreation -> Arima Kinen
>literally free A rank
>literally free 500k fans

How the FUCK do I win with Bourbon, Rice Shower keeps raping her at the end no matter how high my speed is.

What the fuck is a spark. I am auto selecting my cards.

>>532753682
Still better RNG than shit closer

>Do an absolutely abysmal dogshit Daiwa run to trophy hunt
>don't even win the URA semi
>9* stam spark

>>532747094
They play the game seriously while trying to stay in character. Often times they break though, and thats what fans are waiting for for memes.

nigga get the fuck out of Wit training

>help a kid uma once
>she grows up and marks you like a living heat seeker missile
>she's also rich
I don't think I want to roll for Curren Chan guys...

But who's the best dancer?

>>532753957
>What the fuck is a spark.
https://gametora.com/umamusume/legacies

When does Seiun Sky come out? I don't know if I can wait that long I need some more Umas my roster is getting old fast

>>532753227
I built myself a list of cards as this anon have suggested >>532753481
Match them together depending on my needs. My perma cards in the deck are MLB Kita and Tosho, with a rented MLB Super Creek.

>>532753989
f-friend ID?
or are you gonna not put a 9 stam spark as your rental?

>>532753989
id?

>>532752727
Bakushin SS+peed in bed!

I really think I might kill myself

>>532753682
>You high? Pace chaser is the box position
retard

>>532753989
>3* turf too
Explode

>>532754189
september

I'm fucking over clubs none of the ones I join are active and no one trades shoes.

>>532754203
Your chart has the Pace Chaser row called Medium

>>532753989
ID?

pace and late are box
front and end are literally anti-box
you cannot be in the box if you are intentionally out of it

>>532752052
Sure

>>532751549
she's a high roll card, when she actually sticks to the relevant trainings before summer 1 she actually gives a ton of stats.

>>532753821
>>532753825
Ah thanks I got enough for them now

>>532754372
Whoops, my bad.

>>532754282
TEIO HATE

>>532754407
Post id or put /uma/ in your profile

>>532754392
*Late Starts you*

>>532747509
winning the soul or umapyoi

>>532754392
End is superior because Front Runners get fucked by late starts

>>532753051
>Pace Chaser
>Removes boxing
Pace Chaser is the most cucked box run style in the game.

>>532754282
why??? would you rather have 9 r and one fucking sr doto or some bullshit like that huh????? youre picking a fucking fight with me or something ???????? bitch ass nigger complaining about getting good cards

>>532753107
K-Kingu is so strong

>>532754567
I don't see why late starts are so feared. Everytime ive gotten one , my Uma still places first

>>532753882
happy holiday S

>>532752052
I'll join. I have to wait 24 hours though. Fuck this game man.

>>532747750
im just gonna pull on every banner

>>532754207
>>532754228
>>532754309
>>532754378
This is the current one I have up, Which do you think's better?

Is this emote meant to be kys

>this is the angriest uma in the cast right now
Never would have guessed

>>532754672
People who don't have good support decks to statsmax get shafted by late starts really hard

I'm goign to ccumm

>>532754189
We're getting Curren, Taishin, Brian, and Wedding Mayano and Groove I think before Seiun Sky. Do they not tickle your fancy or is Seiun meta and worth saving for

what do for this?
can't use bakushin vs bakushin
maybe Air Groove with some short inheritance?

>>532752537
makes sense

>>532754392
if there's a ton of pace or runners then those roles can get boxed too. actually they can get boxed regardless of where the running styles are congregated if they late start and have to mingle with the pack/

>>532747750
I was planning to save for Seiun Sky but I'm missing a few good 2 stars so I might do a few ten pulls and see how I go.

>>532754741
same
I need 3* goldship and ryan before CM and its getting close
I'll have to use THAT...

>>532754821
You forgot Smart Falcon anon, the only dirt gacha uma for the next 2-3 months.

>>532753682
another day of L*techud propaganda

>>532754765
>6 stam 3 power too
EXPLODE EXPLODE EXPLODE
just post ID, I'll rent either...

>>532754853
I need to get an A-rank Halo for this

I just got raped by Rice Shower...

>>532754815
Shut up, Vodka

>>532753882
Is Symboli Kris another American?

>>532754983
#metoo

>>532754124
rich women are the worst woman on the world, they are just as awful, inconsiderate and narcissistic as regular ass women but they have wealth beyond reason that they didn't deserve followed by an absolute dimwit mentality that makes you wonder how people are even able to put on their own shoes

at least with a low / middle class woman you know she is going back to her miserable life after she screeches like a harpy in your store for perceived wrongs, but a rich woman is just going to go back to her life free of sorrow and worry
i have 10 years of experience as a catering cook and the horror stories I can tell you about rich woman, black and white, would turn you into a misogynist as well
god i hate rich women

>>532754983
hot

>>532754853
King Halo is the best choice since you naturally have to build her right because of her career.

>>532754983
you let a little girl overpower you?

>>532754672
in pve the other horses are mostly dogshit. in pvp if your front runner gets a late start they will never enter 1st to begin with, because the enemy front is in the lead and front runners don't have catch up skills outside of ones that only work if you were in 1st and then lost it.
>>532754621
they're just humble bragging

>>532755061
cards/sparks?

>>532754853
King Halo, but I think I'll make a sprinter Top Gun

>>532754983
My robot umadaughter demands justice from this beast!

>>532755101
anon... that's an uma... they have horse strength...

>>532754983
Can't rape the willing

>>532755101
>>532754983
>sexually frustrated rice shower in estrus heat pulling her dagger on you

mambo~
mambo~
omatsuri mambo~

>>532746176 (OP)
Picking the right cards is tough. Is there a viable stat using only wit and guts? They both also boost speed

>>532754821
there's really no such thing as needing meta units since at most you want their skills which you can borrow and inherit that way. the only real exception is that new players want to fill the roles for pvp, aka curren is great if you don't have 3 sprinters or smart falcon is great if you don't have 3 dirt.

>>532755180
Reminder that even Nishino Flower could manhandle the strongest of Toreina.

>>532754983
>he got raped by this

>>532754927
I know I'm gonna pull for her and get nothing and just eat shit against all the smart falcons for months

Ines Fujin is really cool, bros

>want to join an /uma/ club
>its already full after a day

>>532754971
>>532755061
>>532755149
Isn't halo pure ass?

I can beat up Haru Urara

>>532753989
>>532754207
>>532754228
>>532754309
>>532754378
>>532754959
Still debating which one I'll put up but...
807324802541

>>532755274
>>532755281
these tiny creatures can run 60 km/h and probably bench 500+ easily...
they are DANGEROUS

>>532754983
Bourbon...

>>532755115
9 Stam Guest and 9 Speed.

>Have S Turf/Late
>B+ in Speed/Stam/Power
>C Wit
>all of the skills I could want
>Gold Ship still decides to job the Finale
At least I got 340k fans out of it I guess.

>>532754853
King Halo gets debuffs so she'll cripple Bakushin. if your King Halo isn't great, use Bakushin for the rest.

>>532755321
no she's pure uma

>>532754983
Trainer-kun...

>>532755274
Reminder that Nishino Flower in particular was the alpha mare of her stable, despite her tiny stature. She could absolutely manhandle a human.

>>532755220
Babymaking Mambo~

>>532755321
halo's ass is dumpy thick

>>532755318
join the one that anon just formed, umasumi
put /uma/ in your profile

>>532755101
>Goldship can uproot a 30m tall tree
yeah I don't feel so confidence about it

>>532754983
Men can't be raped

>>532754853
do you really not have king halo or taiki shuttle lol

Do they ever shower us in TP pots again? I haven't gotten any new ones in so long. Still at 76

Why isnt there an uma nation where these superhuman girls kidnap willing men willy nilly for babymaking sex

>>532754983
Tracen will hide this

>>532754815
Calm down toreina

>>532755631
my neigha you are already swimming in them.
most JP players have more than they can spend in a lifetime already.

>>532755584
>men cant be raped
an umamusume could 100% rape you

>>532755396
nta, but I don't

Unlike ningen women, Umas are too pure to commit rape

>>532755318
give it a week, lots of clubs will kick people after the start of the month. nobody wants to kick under a week before the month ends because then you lose the fans of whoever you kicked.

>>532755659
They already own the world, they dont need one.

>>532755795
Why does mambo look like she wanna punch people?

>>532754983
Rice is dangerous...

>>532755825
It's not rape if the victim is a n*ngen

>>532755795
All the chibis in the game deserves all the headpats and sex

you got something to say?
im all ears

>>532755825
>umas
>too pure to commit rape
a horseshoe wearing uma typed this post...

>6 stam 2 power
>3* Uma finale

You were almost great. Now only the factory awaits you

>>532755896
Rice Shower would never do this!

Trainers have no rights