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>>532544143>Game news (EN)Current Rate Up: Tokai Teio (3* Alt), Mejiro McQueen (3* Alt), Kitasan Black (SSR), Satono Diamond (SSR)
7/16 - 8/1: Story event
7/27 - 8/8: Legend Race
>Game News (JP)Current Rate Up: Fusaichi Pandora (3*)
Scenario Release Campaign:
>Doubled Bonuses>Extra Rentals & Cost Discount>TP Usage Halved>Daily Free Factor Reroll>Onsen Rate UpCM Classic will be held on 7/25, Hanshin, 2200m, right, summer, cloudy, special rule: No debuff skills.
LoH Long will be held in August, Sapporo, 2600m, right, summer, sunny.
2nd Main Story, Team Ascella - Final Chapter Now Available
>IP NewsUmamusume 6th Live Event Autumn Leg will be held on 10/18-19
https://umamusume.jp/contents/event/tnf6th-autumn/
>Thread CirclesJP: ใฆใใชใชใชใช (20 million/month), PUMA, ใฆใใดใใใฎใพใซใพใซ (No quota)
EN: https://rentry.org/globalumaclubs
You must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.
>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26 (Now includes Tanukis)
Game database
https://gametora.com/umamusume (click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)
A basic guide for newfags
https://rentry.org/umaglobal
Find networks if your region is blocked from the game or client
https://www.umavpn.top/
Seiyuu & Concerts
https://rentry.org/umst
/uma/ POG (Paper Owners Game)
https://rentry.org/umapog
Umamusume Global Reference Document
https://docs.google.com/document/d/11X2P7pLuh-k9E7PhRiD20nDX22rNWtCpC1S4IMx_8pQ/preview?tab=t.0
>Cygames WebStore allows you to buy jims on any devicehttps://webstore.cygames.com/umamusume/
>How to link your Cygames IDhttps://support.cygames.com/faq/applink_umamusume
Should I just give up and buy more carats? I already spent a few XXX
This uma has made me cum over and over. Iโm tired, boss.
that's it I'm joining the mambo club
Tachyon is a rapist, and if you become her trainer, it is your own fault if it happens.
>>532576532If you're a fully functional adult with a job and no money problems, why not?
>>532576532i've accepted the fact i will need to spend hundreds a month to get cute horse girls
>>532576186Do NOT open btw
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Brehs............. i think this is the second time she has gotten a ticket
>>532576637A mutant... A freak... A abomination.... Dios mio....
do you consider people who hate urara to be human?
>>532576729El condor sexa
>>532576729I've been there twice with Suzuka too.
>>532576760I donโt know who would like her
>>532576821What cards did you use
>>532576760Better horses deserved that hay
>>532576874i can never see this sticker in the same light after what happened today
I may consider drinking Red Bull instead.
>>532576605i doubt she could, just look at her
>>532576396 (OP)Uma&Co got room for 1 more active trainer
If you want to join but we're already full, drop your ID and I'll invite you when we have an opening again.
>>532576821but shes retarded, burns through 600 stam. gets boxed in. bruh
Just turned my rice shower SSR into cleats
>>532577037what's the weekly quota?
Rerollers and F2Poors little time remains to claim the God Kitasan!
Get her MLB and dont regret settling on a 2LB into 3LB shitter when you have full access to MLB
Dont pay the bugmen DOLLARS, their time is worth yen
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How Long Does It Take to Reroll for MLB (3LB/4 Copies) Kitasan Black?
The Math:
Each reroll: 13,500 carats = 90 pulls
Kitasan Black rate: 0.5% per pull
You need 4 copies (MLB/3LB) in one reroll
Probability per reroll: ~0.4% (1 in 250)
(Chance to get 4+ copies in 90 pulls)
Expected Number of Rerolls:
On average: ~250 rerolls needed for a 50/50 shot at MLB
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Time Estimate Based on Reroll Speed
Minutes per reroll Hours for 250 rerolls
3 min ~12.5 hours
4 min ~16.7 hours
5 min ~20.8 hours
So, if you reroll fast (3โ5 minutes per run), expect about 13โ21 hours of grinding on average to see one MLB Kitasan Black account.
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Important Points
This is average math! You might get lucky much earlier, or take longerโRNG is always a factor.
Most players never get MLB Kitasan in a single reroll session
The odds for 3 copies (2LB, spark later for MLB) are much betterโabout 1 in 38 rerolls.
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Summary Table
Goal Average Rerolls Time (3โ5 min each)
4 copies (MLB/3LB) 250 13โ21 hours
3 copies (2LB) 38 2โ3 hours
2 copies (1LB) 10 0.5โ1 hour
lmao look at this fucking LOSER going to karaoke by herself
>>532576838What did she look like
>>532577026anon, each and every uma is at minimum, as strong as an actual race horse
yes, even Urara
>>532576898Nothing too crazy
>>532577043She's a mile runner, why would she need more than 600+2 gold skills
>>532577037i want to leave Sakuraniku because the club leader insists on keeping slackers and trainers who are 9 days offline
https://x.com/weeb_head_yabai/status/1948446317946040409?t=g4p1BSLq7oWDxg6JYI9Hww&s=19
>>532576628My TSLA stock is down today....
>>532577139>just spend potentially 20+ hours rerolling bro!no thanks
Is 300 stam enough for spring or will i get laughed at?
How the FUCK was this not a B rank?
Is Teioโs dancing supposed to be impressive? She sucks
>>532577150this is now a teio hate thread
>>532577330Your 5-10 multiinstance bro?
>>5325771356 million fans + spam the haru urara sticker
Leaving my id here if there's club space anywhere.
884636762272
>>532577210Is this something the horse did?
If not this is like the little dance every 3yr old e
>>532577201ver has done
>>532577421booo get new material.
>>53257713550m monthly quota
AHEM
ALL UMAS DESERVE LOVE
>>532577496https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wUjLGQvVVE8
>>532576532You should think how those carats will help you and how do you see yourself spending within a year.
The club isn't a dirt shoe bank. Do your dirt races!
>>532577598PENIS CHECK /uma/
>>532577579>trainer named finger
>>532577631Miss Umamusume, it says right there
>>532577631Itโs El Condor Pasa. You can tell by the pretty face, pretty eyes, and large tits
>>532577636Probably just kita mlb and thats it. Then spend it on the daily 50 on each banner
>>532577037Club rank too low. Not interested.
Holy fuck, landed two new sparks today. Pretty fucking happy with these two.
>>532577135Every member needs to breed Danchou's horse once a day
>>532577639wow this is fucked
i'm guessing the promotion line is based on player % or something because rank 133k is the cutoff for class 4
>>532577631generic uma A...
Is there another way to play this game on mobile if it's not available in my country?
How does one go about efficiently training for good legacies?
>spamming Bakushin runs to get at least 1100 on both speed and wit as easy as possible
>two good shots at getting a 3star in either stat
>will repeat the process with the second grandparent, then again for the actual legacy horse for the 9
>>532577323Why would you buy TSLA you dumbass.
>>532577818download the apk?
>>532577742people are so autstic about this cute horse girl game its unreal
>list anon removed the discord club from the groups
Based.
Also if you read this I donโt think every club should be marked (full) as there are regularly openings in some (even the higher up ones) and there might be a lot come August. I liked the sentence you had about โnewer clubs lower down the list may have more openings, try there firstโ although maybe Iโm just imagining it. Adding to that something along the lines of โolder clubs might generally require more fans per memberโ could also work too although I suppose that varies.
>>532576928what happened today?
I quit my club. I want to join Almond Love or Almond Milk
>>532577818Just download more ram bro
>>532577682>Here's what you're gonna do>You're gonna train as per normal, up till about halfway through the first year>Then you're gonna randomly decide you're in a bad mood>As soon as your mood is up, you're gonna fail training, and get injured.>Trainer's probably gonna waste one, maybe two days getting you out of the infirmary>Soon as you're out, training restricted.>Get all this out the way, then as soon as your next big race comes up, come 11th.>Do you understand?
>>532577838why the fuck are you going for a wit spark, train useful sparks like power or stamina instead. Why would you ever want a wit spark? Fucking witmax retards have caused irreparable damage to this general
>>532577867>Not having TSLA stock since 2021Non adult detected
>>532577838>1200 witRedpill me on the gigabrain Bakushin build
>>532577947You heard him Danchou remove the obvious slackers
>>532577909lobster pocket
Any guild with a open spot?
>>532578045She gets a 10% bonus to wit so I thought it would be the easiest 2nd stat to get to 1100+.
Surely thereโs some situation in which a potential perfect wit legacy is useful?
I wish I had good sparks....
>>532578051>TSLA>adultIt's literally a meme stock. And if you had since 2021 why the fuck wouldn't you have sold it back in December when it was at $500 after Musk was in?
Literally nobody is surprised that dumbass and Trump had a falling out.
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Why is she like this?
The more I play the more I realize how gimped your account is if you don't have the right cards and the more pissed off I get because I'm not rerolling. This game is such a fucking scam.
>>532577330>5 hours with one phone surely you have better options than me
I just failed a career...
>>532576532>I already spent a few XXXHow do I acquire sex currency?
>>532578118Success, then.
>>532578131>>532578219I just thought wit was easy to go for and a situation exists where I might want a wit legacy at some point in time
>>532578352You got lucky.
What's so bad about wit spark? Wouldn't 3 spd 3 power + wit sparks be good for sprinters?
/uma/dachi danchou, our club is full but we got several week long zombies
where tf does she hide her tail
My best Rice career run so far.
Why am I suddenly falling in love with Fine Motion?
>>532576821>4 spd >1 MLB creek>1 vodka>stats that high What does her parents look like?
I think Mejiro McQueen is the uma who would secretly enjoy sex the most. I have no basis for this claim, just a gut feeling.
>>532578490uma musume is wit game
sniffing Grass Wonder's big sweaty butt
sniffing Tazuna's large sweet smelling butt
>>532578490Because you only ever need Wit to be 400 and it's just diminishing returns from there.
If you're using Fine Motion, getting to 400 is incredibly easy. If you aren't, getting to 300 is still easy since you will still be Wit training for energy restore when your other cards are there.
>>532578535under her tights obviously
she's a tucker
>>532578535Tucks it down and shoves it up her ass
>>532577135I don't like arbitrary quotas, my policy is keep up with the others or fuck off.
If you look at the roster you'll see there's more people I'd like to replace. I just don't want to do it all at once, wanna give people the chance and time to catch up
>>532577243Come join us, we sure need more strong trainers. 2 days offline is the limit unless they state the reason & period of inactivity beforehand
>>532577753Who asked faggot?
>>532578398danchou's gonna kick you from the club bro, he already kicked people who had 50k fan runs today
>>532578256>TSLA was a meme stock in 2021>why didnt you sell>stock held for 4+yrs>TrumpYeah and this is how i know im not dealing with an adult
Why out yourself like this? Lol
>>532578535it's just hair, I bet there are some crazy umamusumes that cut their tails off
>>532578595>just a gut feeling.Post your gut stats before I start believing you
>tfw my casual club has 5 people who haven't logged in in 2 weeks, and another 5 in the past 2 or 3 days
I don't wanna leave because of friends but fuck, dude, it blows knowing I'll never get those 20 rolls and club points for shit despite putting the most effort and playtime into the game as of late.
King Haloโs ohoho now lives rent free in my head after beating her career
I was told to train more WIT.
Which WIT cards should I invest in?
0LB Fine Motion & Daiwa Scarlet. The rest have some LB, Nice Nature is max MLB I think via event, though not sure if it's good?
>porn bad
>but imminent trainer rape okay
Explain this
>>532577308https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7paA-GDSpss
>>532578647why does he even care though
is there a difference if I get 6 million fans in 12 runs or in 30?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZAcy5nRSCw
I dont think people talk about the /mu/sic enough
>>532578648You actually have no idea how to value a company do you?
Let me guess, you also partook in in GME, AMC retardation. In fact that's probably when you started getting in to stocks.
>>532578759My stats are 0/0/0/1200/0
>>532578673>it's just hairThat's.. not how tails work.
>>532578648An adult would have seen the writing on the wall and dumped it instead of holding onto it for emotional reasons.
>>532578219I don't play JP desu so I can't know for sure but I doubt wit sparks will ever be good. You gain energy by training wit, you lose energy for training any other stat. Just that is enough for me to think wit sparks will always be bad.
I think getting Stamina and power to 600 if you can't hit 1100 for one of them is better than wit at 1100.
>>532578842He's heavily autistic?
Kitasan Blacked is so lucky
>/uma/ - Anime Horse Girls and Stock Trading Advice
>>532578823Your agnes because it's MLB
First undefeated career and a 2 speed/pace spark, comfy. I think I'm getting the hang of this
*had to clock 3x at the ura finals
>>532578995hello SEA shitskin
>>532578823Agnes and Marvelous Sunday
The Satono agenda must continue
Iโm addicted to making my stamina to be at least 600
Iโm too paranoid of these random long races
>>532578865I don't talk about it cause this has been stuck in my head since 3 days and it's the reason firends got me in this game.
https://youtu.be/Q-nXk_eNp6o?si=_AmUSSXJaOw2AEjM
remove umaooo
I dont like them
>>532578842yeah it doesn't make sense.
either you set a minimum efficiency per run or a minimum fans weekly.
expecting both is just retarded and counter productive
>>532578842it's a column in his spreadsheet and he was complaining about people having an average of 50k fans per run from today's runs in one of the past threads, i can't fathom why he cares about it though
is the ios version 60fps?
>>532578865That song was actually probably my favourite from the movie. It blew me away and immediately made me like, more aware of the music, it stood out a lot in like a really good way? Sort of melancholic-ish but also really fitting, such a good song and just overall OST. Also huge fan of this track as well.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LILQZNS2fT4
I'm addicted to Satono Diamond
>>532579090The worst is how many 1 stars have random long races just to stamina check you, itโs driving me insane
Why is Satono portrayed as some obsessed yandere? Does her story have her actually trying to fuck you like Top Gun?
>>532579068for me it's ruby
>>532578902for regular horses, they have bones there, but in umamusumeverse it's just hair, obviously they dont have penis like appandages on lower backs, right? that's disgusting
>>532578865https://youtu.be/wml9SV4v2Z0
This is my favorite from that movie.
I want to unlock Rice Shower so I can force her to stay awful mood for an entire career and give her as many infections and diseases as possible.
so what do you guys do after 0 tp?
Why can't we train Happy Meek instead while having sex with Aoi and letting her rest?
>>532579192>Similar cards>Can never get A rank for my RiceIt's over...
>>532577838I just play to accomplish other goals I have and if I get a good spark that's a cherry on top.
>>532579151It feels like it, but we still get the random connecting lag due to servers sometimes shitting themselves. I was surprised some people were saying the steam client wasnโt 60 fps
>>532579195the only reason a horse can move its tail is because they have bones there
Umas can move their tails too
>danchovie hasn't kicked a trainer that's been gone for 4 days...
>>532579310Jerk off.
Play other games.
Watch videos.
>>532579310swipe my credit card for more jims so i can refill and get enough fans for my danchou to avoid being kicked today
>>532579310>while having sex with AoiDisgusting. Happy Meek is right there
CUMA
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>>532576928Slightly revised
I don't get the pickle hate
Who has a MLB Super Creek
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Gomenasorry guys but I only got 220k fans this run, bringing my daily average below the treshold 3m daily. I will save danchou the task of kicking me before rewards worth 3 USD are issued and will leave voluntarily.
>>532579310close the game
>>532579195Umas are capable of consciously moving their tail so clearly there is more than just hair there, although anatomically it's probably more similar to a primate rail.
>>532578882>Now he's projectingJust stop, you're embarrassing yourself
>>532578908>just sell what you have when it sees its highest level of success>holding onto it for emotional reasonsDo you treat any business you own like this?
>>532579068My favorite jewel is called the Satono Diamond
>>532579427I LOVE PLATOON DRAMA
https://youtu.be/YJgOLOi-AR4?si=lX8k2mW5TzLQnYrK
>>532579430not racist just don't like em
>>532579310Work, and if I'm not at work, masturbate and watch videos. There isn't much to do in this game which in and of itself can be a good or bad thing, so just waiting for more content at this point...
>>532579310i can barely have enough time to keep my TP spent most days.
i'm in the top 10 of my club somehow.
>>532579427WOAH HEY THE CUMA DANCHOU SAID TO NEVER TALK ABOUT THIS AGAIN
>>532579482wrong game shikikan
>>532579121What did they do?
Weren't people the other day saying she's not a child and that she's actually a shortstack...
>>532579310I start working on my Fiverr gigs and go back to real life..
>>532579427Why is the Haru Morning sticker also a quota?
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>>532579582>that kiss mark
>>532576821Muteki no Teio!
STOP TELLING ME I LACKED THE GUTS YOU GREEN FUCKING WOMAN!!!!!!!!!!
>>532579464Yes that's how the stock market works. You want to sell at the peak because you have an intuitive understanding of when a company is overvalued. You should have dumped it at the end of 2021 or 2024.
>>532579359in horses it's the end of spine, what would it be in umas? a split spine? because the end goes to tail bone inbetween legs, how umamusume move their tails is pure magic, I dont know, they clearly dont have bones or anything protruding from the lower backs
>>532579464Tell me why TSLA right now should be valued above $100. You have no idea what you are talking about.
Tesla was a meme stock even before 2019 when it popped. It was a stock people made fun of you for owning, and when it popped in 2019 it was when everyone started bandwagoning in. Even after the stock split, it was trading over 200 p/e ratio and has gone up or down based solely on Musk.
Please off yourself. You are not a stock investor.
Should I just put my only Uma with a 2 star spark in the support slot
>get 1200 speed, 600+ stamina and power for biker girl>1* stamina sparkGot to keep grinding for that 3* Speed on her since my Daiwa and Oguri both have 3* Speed sparks...
>>532579192Why not use 4 speed and 2 stamina cards? I can barely get my Long racers to get decent stamina by their mid junior year (400ish usually by then).
>Fail a 2% into 2 infirmary to cure practice poor
Dammit Matikane you,re supposed to be the lucky one!!!!
>>532579554living the dream
>>532579643the fact that she's still a child at the end of her career means everyone got beat up by like a 10 y/o btw
>>532579310Have sex with my wife Daiwa while her mom bakes us cookies.
What support cards does Mayano Top Gun want?
>>532579690teio is not wearing lipstick though
I think I'd rather you niggers started talking about e-celebs again instead of some shitty clubs club drama. It always impresses me how the quality of generals can get worse every week
>>532578490Mainly because Wit is the easiest stat to max in the game since a lot of the time you just treat the button as a pass turn button anyway.
>>532578865A handful of months ago Pakatube was posting a bunch of the in game lives. Really made me appreciate the effort they put into those https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAdC2rgFAXs.
Why is Umamusume A such a BITCH to Urara?
>>532579718I saw this earlier too and couldn't help but laugh a bit. That Golshi cosplayer looks exactly how I would picture irl Goldshi lmao
>>532579716You didn't have enough gumption
>>532579793You stupid fucking nigger are no two opinions in the post I made, people were saying she's not a kid and she explicitly is.
Best horse to farm fans? someone that can run mediums and longs all day?
>>532579310I browse /uma/ so much I usually don't ever get to 0. I still have most of the juices they gave out at launch.
>got kicked from another /uma/ crew for not having enough fans
I just wanna do dailies man
GOD
FUCKING
DAMMIT
Every single one fell off right at the end
>>532580006maya, rice, gold ship
>>532579719>>532579746Is this financial advice?
>>532576821>>532578582Please respond I want an A+ Cap too...
>>532579653the funniest part is after he added that into the club description yesterday the rate of people sending the haru urara sticker has dramatically decreased, i used to see it 10+ times a day and i've only seen it twice today
>>532579984I still don't know if this image is cropped porn or not.
>>532580096Is common sense financial advice?
>>532579740I sure hope someone was fired for that blunder
>>532579430People that hate pickles have a deathly fear of them for whatever reason. I'm mad I haven't seen any "she asked for no pickles" fanart with Urara + T head torena
>>532579984They were obviously shitposting retard. Why would we be sexually attracted to her if she wasn't a child?
do i let greed consume me and keep going?
>>532580224You're in too deep
>>532580006Hachimi Hachimi Hachimi Teio!
>>532580132Yeah it's porn
I've gone back and forth on how I'm going to use my sparks. It's not going too well. I'm afraid I might just splurge it all out on the first banner I can instead of strategically waiting it out
hey everyone, just wanted to remind you that you don't MLB Kita if you have MLB SR's like Sweep Tosho and Manhattan Cafe
>>532579814>everyone got beat up by like a 10 y/o btwgiwtwm
>>532580224>10 rollsYou can keep going
>>532580006Special Week. You hit all the races with the highest fan yields as her goals.
>>532580006i get like 420-500K on Rudolf. run pace until satsuki sho then swap late and just rake in all the g1 medium/long off-goal races. its quite easy. i run a pretty low lb deck with 2 speed + mlb kita, 1 stam, 1 power, 1 wit. all you need is 600/600/600/300/500 and i rarely ever use clocks.
>>532580006I like Oguri Peak and CuckQueen
>>532579746You are mentally retarded
>It was a stock people made fun of you for owningImagine treating your investments like this "oh but will people make fun of me for owning stock of this company? :((("
>>532580224Have you not gone to pity yet? Post your SR cards
>>532580224That's 100 rolls you could use to roll on umas
How the FUCK do you beat Ryan's career?
>>532580224You need MLBs on SRs anyways, keep going
Been playing for almost a week now and yhis is the first time I have to clock the URA finale. King's career is insane, man.
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>>532580289Thanks green hors
The Narita Top Road ONA + Movie were amazing.
Narita Top Road is best girl
Ayabe is best girl
TMO is best girl
Man how could they write these such amazing uma musumes. Every single girl is growing on me and now I can't decide who to roll for.
>>532580121Just witmax if you only care about the rank. Your Uma will be shit at non Career races though.
How much power does a front runner want in medium/long races?
>>532580063CUMA danchou strikes again
I am going to make Nakayama Festa my bride. I'm going to marry her. Nakayama Festa will be my wife and the mother of my children.
>>532580132>he doesn't watch races in portrait modebro is missing out on sports kino
Alright, I clocked my way out of the run, couldn't get first. This is a fucking bug.
>anon! Your stam was too low for the race!
No, fuck off. Swinging Maestro plus other stats should have FUCKED this race. I had 17 turns left on this fucking run. including second vacation, this was on godly pace, holy fuck im fucking mad
Anyway reply to me calling me a faggot or post horse asses
>>532580289I only have MLB Eishin Flash and Aoi..
>>532580542>TMO is best girllook out, you're gonna trigger that one dude
>>532580389I love how you cherry picked that one small phrase as if I ever said that's the metric you should use.
Now, do you want to actually answer why TSLA should even be over $100 right now? Can you tell me what happened in the last two financial quarters for the company?
You can't. Stop dying on this hill. You're an idiot who invests wildly in hopes of making it rich. There are plenty of people who do that. Just don't be a faggot calling out others when you are financially illiterate and couldn't pass a Finance 101 quiz if it was handed to you.
>>532579172https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8gwp6x3kbPw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZkRlnbD3mg4
Basically she saw you talking to Kitasan during her scout race and got curious why you didn't offer to be his trainer, then she get obsessed with you after telling her some observartions that none of the other 20 applicant trainers did
>>532580224if you can do 93 more rolls then yes
>>532580224>3 Satanos>4 BlacksHow many rolls did you do?
>>532580628300 wit will activate your skills, but your horse is still retarded. get to 500+ nigga and youll never be boxed in again
>>532580654What exactly am I training her to do?
>>532580653Have you by any chance had sex with 3 women?
Does your name start with a V?
>>532580673imagine the smell
>>532580531Yeah
Sex with Narita Top Road
>>532580763I accept your concession.
>>532580693I FUCKING PLANNED ON IT THERE WERE STILL THREE MORE FUCKING RACES BEFORE FINALS
>>532580590I tried portrait once and the jump cuts were giving me motion sickness.
>>532580743Aww poor thing is hungry
WTF it's 4:30 am. Holy shit I didn't realise it was so late.
I can only hear narita brian in a funny family guy voice
>>532580856I appreciate how dramatic they are but it makes the race like 10x harder to follow
>>532580507>mileNigga do more sprint race then
>>532580091>mayathis, I get 550k per career (with mlb kita and dia) and she almost never loses a race. training her feels like crack
>>532580870>MLB SRsNah, just stop then. Not worth it.
>>532580870Good account. Keep it.
>>532580628it seems you were lacking guts, torena-san!
>>532580870>all that rolling and no MLB SweepBro...
Would you consider Golshi attractive?
>>532580121It was my 8* speed daiwa scarlet and a guest 9* stamina rudolf. Just play enough to get lucky with rainbows and you'll get it
>>532580628>17 turnsThat sounds really unlucky then given that stat spread. How BoXeD did you get?
>>532580876I see rudolf i cum
>>532580976It's Europoor hours bwo
>>532575617Back then, no. There will be a time when the scenario would give you so much stats that you can't help but get them.
However, it would be much more preferable to have power or stamina sparks.
You will get a higher chance of getting lots of white/silver sparks once your horse is at least S.
>>532575594No, only e-peen but the sex with the director is always guaranteed.
>>532581034i know bro... at least my wit cards are good......
>>532580976That's like standard euro hours, bwo...
I'm glad my dancho isn't as autistic as some of you
>>532580976Fucking americans can't tell EU timezone from SEA
>Snow on the finals
Oh fuck you
From my point of view, there is no difference between SEAmonkies and Europoors.
>>532581141>fucking a human Sicko
Latefag here, how long before event special week is offered again? Years?
>>532581168i wish my dancho wasn't this bad
>>532581141uh director...?
>>532578987I want a soundpost of an uma imitating 'moley moley mole' from austin powers but 'whaley whale whale'
Speaking of, I got 1LB Kitasan in one acc and 0LB Super Creek in the other, which one should I keep
>>532581168well your danchode should at least kick the 6 day inactive and be a just a bit more active or at least try to replace that horrible trainer
>>532543630Not very well.
>>532580976SEA cant afford this p2w game
>umamusume eugenics is held in the highest standards by umamusume
That's crazy
>get swinging maestro early in a run
>win everything
Broken fat tit bitch
For 3 SPD decks, I'm borrowing MLB Kitasan Black + my own 3MLB Sweep Tosho.
For the 3rd card, is MLB Event Special Week or 2LB Eishin Flash is better?
(My other SPD cards are all 1LB Teio, Narita Taishin, King Halo)
Teio
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>>532576821Going by numbers she's my strongest. I have a few others that perform better though.
>>532578019>>532577579Treat your Goldshi right and she'll treat you right back.
>end of beach, out of energy
>rest on great mood
>waste a mood up, not a big deal
>beach ends
>mood down event
>i am now on good mood
>recreation
>karaoke
>i have now wasted two mood ups
>straight into kitasan 1st event
>i have now wasted three mood ups
>training
>mood down event
>i am now on good mood
>fast forward to early dec, no optional races on
>recreation
>mood + energy
>straight into kitasan 2nd event
>i have now wasted four mood ups
>new years raffle
>
>tissues
this was initially going to be a short and sweet post that ended at a mood down event right after beach but it just kept going
this is the worst case of mood management I have ever experienced that doesn't involve failure or night owl
>>532580653When did we get financial experts in here?
>>532580976>Mutt education
>>532581425eugenics is the way
>>532580653I'm pretty sure TSLA will bounce back, I'm just wondering how low it will drop before that. I wouldn't buy now personally but I can kind of see the logic
>>532581418the things they'll do for 300 more jims a month...
>>532580272Is it me or you have to race in Portrait mode to see these closeups? Landscape never shows that.
>>532580289who needs MLB kita when you have MLB KING HALO
>>532580994how do i cope with that 100 spark counter turning into clovers though... but yeah what your saying is true but i feel like her rn.
>>532580324Noticed how easy it was for her also. Her career wants relatively balanced stats and has the aptitude as a pace chaser or a late surger. That means sheโs can easily meet the minimums for any G1 Mile and Long race that gives a lot of fans
>>532581345It isn't even that good of a card. Just roll for uma spe if you like her that much.
>>532580289Add King Halo, Hishiama and Marvelous to the lot. These cards are insane.
wanna run someone i haven't run yet
maruzensky, symboli, air groove, or matikanefukkireta?
Who is your Tazuna Approved Most Balanced Horse?
>Yeah I am going to make Rice run a mile race even though she's a long runner
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONMG WITH TRAINERSAN
How tf do these horses do it?
Imagine simultaneously being a professional athlete and also being a professional singer/dancer and also being a celebrity and also having to worry about school I would straight up kms.
is Fuji a sexpest?
she calls the umas in her dorm who break the rules 'naughty ponies'
>>532581605You have to race in portrait. I wish there was a split-screen option, so you can see the overall positions especially when it comes to End/Late runners with the kino of your umas locking in at the homestretch
>>532581418Anon, they reroll to feed their families
>>532581473>immediately after this post>recreation>karaoke>i have now wasted five mood ups>training>rest>mood down event>i am now on good mood>recreation a couple turns after>karaoke>i have now wasted six mood ups>straight into a skill level up event for spe that apparently boosts your fucking mood>i have now wasted seven mood upsWHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
>>532581782my nee-san's armpits...
>>532581782iq300 superumas
>>532581749Shiraoki-sama demands the superstitious uma
>>532581770Speak for yourself, my Rice can do it EASY
>>532581652That's how they get you to keep pulling and burning away your carats
>>532581782If Special Needs can do it, anyone can
>doing random G2/3 races for trophy
>skip
>skip
>skip
>skip
>14th place
>wot
>skip
>1st
I never doubted my hors
Playing Uma Musume gives me an urge to sprint. Is that weird?
>>532581749Maruzensky is pretty simple and fun to run imo so I'd go with that for a chill run.
>>532581561>I'm pretty sure TSLA will bounce backThe only way it bounces back is hype and more Musk promises. i.e meme stock
Their last two financials reports were utter disasters with revenue plummeting, sales crashing worldwide. Their EV ridesharing has no ability to compete with Waymo and Musk is dying on the hill that his cheaper shit cameras are better than LIDAR. His relationship with Trump is broken and Trump announced rollbacks for EV credit.
If you think TSLA is bouncing its based on momentum and hype from swing trading. Or if you're naive enough to believe TSLA can somehow beat Waymo with EV rideshares and robots are coming soon.
>>532580693>get to 500+ nigga and youll never be boxed in againPerhaps the biggest lie ever told in this general.
>>532581425Which one will be the better broodmare
>>532581782They do not have human physiology, and running is part of their instinct
>>532581473>Not keeping track of his card's mood up events as to know if they're exhausted or if recreation is warranted
>>532581868please trainer san, dont stop, I'm laughing my ass off here
>>532581782Stop making me want to fuck Bakushin.
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>>532581782they are unironically an ubermensch species
>>532581782I can't be lusting for bakushin
>>532581938Stop bragging... One day my Raisu is going to be good too...
>>532581982>Their last two financials reports were utter disasters with revenue plummeting, sales crashing worldwideYeah because Musk got into politics and tanked his image. That's irrelevant in the long run if he can course correct
>>532581473Do you have Tazuna SSR? You can replace your final card with her and she acts as a rest & recreation or rest & infirmary every other date
guh i want oguri cap... she seems like such a cute dummy...
The fodder umas always make me laugh they look so done
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>>532580531I don't just like NTR
I LOVE NTR
But more than that, I ADORE Admire Vega
Has there ever been a more infuriating scenario
>>532582354Watch the anime and you can imagine them going "muri~" whenever you pass them
>>532582409200 pulls with 0 kita nor dia
Will we ever get better race dialogue? Stuff like saying my Uma is unbeaten so far or is on a long win streak or how my uma lost to another uma running in this race and now it's my chance for revenge.
Nothing too crazy but enough to give a bit of uniqueness to every career.
>>532582212>if he can course correctMy dude. People have been begging for him to shut up and keep quiet since like 2018.
The TSLA brand is damage, there isn't coming back for them. EVs were thing liberals and environmentalists bought while people on the right laughed at them as hippies. Musk has completely damaged that reputation with lefties, and is now warring with Trump. When you tank your relationship with two sides there's no coming back.
Other cars like KIA are rolling out their own new EVs coming out the end of this year or next. In terms of EVs, TSLA is over.
>>532581473>>532581868>shortly after this post>handful of turns of nothing happening>feel like it's finally over>training>fail a 15%>mood down, practice poor>rest>mood down, night owl>i am now on normal mood>recreation>mood + energy>i am now on good mood>never clicking recreation again>fast forward to turn before ura finale>double rainbow on speed to close this disasterclass off, at least I'm practically full energy>
>fail 2% from practice poorLOOK AT THE FUCKING ENERGY BAR HOW IS THIS SHIT POSSIBLE WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCKING HOLY FUCKING SHIT
these kinds of runs only happen on borrowed umas, is the game cursing me? for being unfaithful to the umas I've raised myself? do I deserve to die?
>>532582031>the wilted earsough
>>532581730She's not insane or anything but another gold recovery source would make my long race builds a lot smoother.
>>532581756tazuna approved spark fishing horse.... i know what you are bro
getting castrated together with bwo
>stomping Teioโs toe
>punching her in the mouth as she screams
>punching her so hard her head hits the floor
>picking up her limp and barely conscious body by the throat and slamming her against the wall
>smacking her face till sheโs coherent again
>โt-trainer-sanโฆwhy?โ she chokes out through tears and sobs
>punch her in the gut so hard she vomits
>tell her thereโs no crying in racing
>her knees buckle and she falls to the ground
>roundhouse kick her in the jaw like a baseball on a tee
>her jaw shatters and a few teeth come flying out
>as sheโs laying on the ground stomp her leg until you feel it shatter
>roll her over and finish her off by dumping hot black coffee in her mouth and throwing the mug at her
>fixes your Umaโs mood downs and injuries on top of giving energy
Is there a way to see a guest uma's sparks from the menu where you select them or do I really just have to individually select them and then remove it if I don't like the sparks
>>532582660I was doing no such thing.
I was actually fishing for an S rank medium inherit using a 9 star medium maruzensky
which didn't happen, but hey, hot springs run
1* power spark btw
Is this even useable? I didn't expect to end up with so much power...
>>532582347Under no circumstances would I be unwilling to have sex with Almond Eye
the anti teio guy is a literal horsefucking brony btw
is it even worth using eishin flash / sweep tosho if i only have them at lb1 / llb2
>>532582813Under filter you can sort by sparks and it'll show them.
>>532582578Just get this card if it bothers you so much.
>>532582939sweep absolutely, not sure about eishin, might be better with one of the other speed SRs at MLB
I had Maxed Stam and Speed Sparks
How the fuck are you supposed to cap these
>>532582989>just roll this 1/500 cards Pls
I have never experienced Rice Shower mood swings. Why do people say she's the hardest to train?
My Oguri and McQueen get stupid ass mood debuffs like 3-5 times a career. My Rice will maybe get 0-2.
I just MLBed this ningen. Is she any good?
>>532582409consider yourself lucky.
If youโre looking for a club /uma/dachi has spaces open
THE UMAS CAN GET SLOW METABOLISM WHEN YOU FEED THEM EXTRA FOOD IN THE EVENTS???? NOOOOOOOO MY FUCKING RUN
>>532583096She's on the same banner as Creek in a couple weeks, just get her then.
>>532583186What is the hype behind her?
Yall just hyped to have Kita gone?
>>532577185Wanna share with the class how you managed to get 1k power with just a single 0LB power card?
>>532583196Competitive? Casual?
>>532582454hot glue it, then show it to narita to get her angry and rape you cuz you jerked off to a toy instead of her directly
>>532582815CUTE!
>>532582884bro, shes hors
>>532583239do you just not use gametora or ever think about what's the catch if one option gives you only 10 energy and 5 skill pts while the other gives 30 energy and 10 skill pts?
>>532583275She's cute, and also a sprinter.
OK FAGS HEAR ME OUT
DAIWA SCARLET
BUT
KUGUMIYA RIE AS HER VA
>>532583134Sheโs okay for pump and dump
>>532583240Ok fair enough, didnt know that
me? yeah, I just had sex with biwa.
>>532583096Or find a person that someone uses it (assuming you already have a Kitasan Black). Again, even at 0*, once sheโs online her dates are literally rest and recreation that alternates to rest and infirmary for 5 uses.
>>532583403>kugimiyaWhen will this meme die? She has always been terrible.
>>532583146>>532582409aren't both of you lucky? you got more kitasan than diamond, be glad
>>532583394do NOT post the tomato son!
also: no, I exclusively press the lower choice, always.
>>532583403Sun Visor never ever...
>>532583486t. MASSIVE HOMOSEXUAL THAT SUCKS EPENIS IRL EVERY NIGHT
>>532583336Casual for now
>>532583403>>532583486she already voices this mythical uma
Just saw the video where Gentildonna forces the trainer to do drills ans compress his balls...
connection error...
Vodka my qt
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it's teiover
>>532580006I use rudolf and teio
they're both pretty easy to train so I can just spam G1s till I hit 500k
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looks like I got banned
Servers ARE DEAD
OWARI DA
>>532583394>do you just not use gametoraNo... I just pick what I think is going to make my Uma the most happy....
There is something unnerving about the people who ship the horse girls with a blank self insert and not the other horse girls.
Its the extra effort to have worse taste that informs your other opinions
>actually won HOPEFUL STAKES
>connection error
HEH??? I better not get fucking robbed.
Apologize by giving me 30000 carots
50 carrots incoming, you rike?
>>532583556>THAT SUCKS EPENIS IRL EVERY NIGHTnta but that doesn't make any sense, bwo...
why cant these niggers get their servers to work properly
What are these servers made of?
IT'S MAMBOVER (second time today)
10k apologems right fucking now
>>532582989Is it really worth giving up a slot for it
>>532583275i need statues and stars to unlock my wife's costume
EoS soon.
revenue so shit they can't even afford a decent server.
>>532583547Good sheโs a slow ugly cunt
I was just about to start a career...
>A connection error ocurred
A connection error ocurred
>A connection error ocurred
A connection error ocurred
>A connection error ocurred
>alt tabs to check the /uma/ clubs to join since i just got enough to join a club
>suddenly servers are down Owari Da...
what the fuck is up with the servers today
NOOOOOOOO MY DAICHOU WILL KICK ME IF I DON'T FINISH THIS RUN
I'm sorry I was breeding Top Gun in the server room
jesus christ IM getting real fucking sick of these overreacting /v/iggers spamming the thread whenever something is down in their seanigger region
ANOTHER 50 CARROTS FROM CYGENEROUS
>>532583629>>532583645reddit shower please go
>>532583239It's 10% of it happening, and it can heal itself, so it's still generally better than not picking the option even when you do get it.
I don't think they understand how much damage random disconnections cause to player sentiment...and there have been a lot of them. Too much.
>>532583679I WAS IN URA FINALE
wtf bros the server literally has just been exploding randomly
AAAAAAAAHHHHHH I'M OVERCAPPING ON PVP TRIALS IN 8 MINUTES
Nooooo......I was on date with secretary...
>>532583675what a weirdly faggotly thing to say
>>532583679Do people actually struggle with that race?
I saw someone call it hopeless stakes, but I don't think I've ever had issue with it
Fucking Japan Derby always fucks my otherwise perfect runs
is it possible to get 800 carrots by the time the banner ends
i need one more ten pull....
wtf my internet died for a second and the anons are posting
>connection problem
Something big must have happened a global attack on the internet.
>>532583763post hand color and timestamp with you playing the game with functional server now.
You should have prayed more to Shiraoki-sama to prevent the servers from exploding.
>>532583679>>532583781The game calculates and determines the results of the race as soon as you press the 'Race' button. You'll be fine.
>>532583836Well im clearly not wrong youre proving my point
>thread nicely slow and chill
>game goes down for subhumans
>AAAAAAAAAAAA PANIC STEAM IS DOWN type posts
fucking end yourselves
>>532583867everything else is working fine just shitty cygames server
I better get a 3 star stamina spark with a 3 star ura finale spark, and a 3 star turf spark out of this...
I was literally in the career over screen for King Halo, now I won't get to watch her ending...
>>53258323930 stamina from eating + 20 from recovering, as long you cure debuff at first try one try it is only as bad as a turn resting.
don't worry bros, they'll give us 1 (ONE) whole jelly for this
>>532583859surely you have $20
>>532583859just increase friendship with your umas to unlock more event stories for carats, assuming you completed all the trophies already
>>532583683So generous, I rove!
>>532583859>800 carats in a weekyeah, probably
unless you already cleaned out all the trophies and whatever
>>532583924Now you can play the game full time, congrats
How do you guys build grass wonder, her campaign feels harder to me for some reason
+50 Karats
Take it or leave it
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I will post my current favourite hort while I wait for the servers to come back on
>>532583901It's easy to job that race when you're building friendship early and everyone decides to camp guts multiple turns in a row
You'll get 50 carats and you'll like it
Welp, should I jack off to Diamond again or start season 2?
k35
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now that the servers are down you may now shill your other gachas
>532583675
Why are you ban evading your permaban?
CYGENEROUS...
I JUST CANT STOP KNEELING ANYMORE
MY LEGS... I DONT FEEL THEM...
WE DONT DESERVE YOU...
>>532583715She reduces energy consumption and gives rests that are more secure and boosts mood or cures injury every other use.
So itโs a personal choice as to whether you put in a card that gives more stats or this card that lets you do more training
what the fuck is your faggots problem? do you have nothing else to do besides crying like baby bitches that get their toys taken away? fucking poorfags the lot of you begging for scraps.
>>532583893Itโs not that bad anon. Your on your way
>>532584013I'd show you my build, but I can't log in...
2 sta/spd/wit
>can't hit 600/600/600 and gets too much wit
2 spd/3sta/1wit
>powerlet, BOXED, pressing sta too much
apparently the answer is 2spd 2sta 1pwr and 1 wit
Dancho please don't kick me... i was just finishing a 50k fan urara run....
Well the game had a good run. Are they ever going to localize gakuen idolmaster? It's the same type of training game.
PLEASE PLEASE GOD PLEAS 1500 CARATS PLEASE
this game needs more loli kitasan black
>>532583896I did, and it still exploded
SERIOUSLY? I WAS ABOUT TO RUN URA FINALS!! GOLDSHI IS NOT HAPPY!
>>532583859You'll get them either by Monday or on the same day the banner ends (but a bit earlier) unless you're a turboshitter. PvP rewards + Guild rewards
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>>532577139>You need 4 copies (MLB/3LB) in one reroll>Probability per reroll: ~0.4% (1 in 250)This is wrong
4 or more Kitasan copies in 90 rolls is 1 in 881
>servers die for 5 minutes
>/uma/: UHHH CYGAMES WHERES MY 1500 APOLOGY CARROTS????
>>532583893>2lb kitasanMy brother!
>>532583675I don't really see the problem with either crowd as long as they're not obnoxious about it. Ship the umas or fuck the umas yourself, just don't act like your way is the only way and everybody is a freak
>>532583675what about now
>>532579951why are you wearing lipstick bro
>>532584242goes to show that the thread is full of seanigger and other third world poor fags like spics and latinx
>>532584286Me on the right
>only 3 uma borrows per day
what's the fucking point?
>>532583896It was me, I prayed for the game to explode after getting 5 disorders in 1 run.
>>532584182if you start learning moonrunes right now, you can start playing it before it ever releases here.
I am a lolicon, which uma is for me? Shoujo Ramune 5 got subbed
>>532584013My best Grass Wonder had an A in both Speed and Power and a B+ in Stamina, 400 wit iirc. I love Grass' career, all she wants to do is shove a katana through Maruzensky's gullet.
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>servers dead
its so over...
>>532584320I wish she'd stare at my dick and balls with that look
>>532584320ayyyy lmao big head Teio
check your mailboxes, they gave out 10,000 carats
>>532584286you know what sure ill ntr suzuka from this guy im ok with that
Should I make another malicious nature where I go all in on red (she will stand no chance in winning races though)
>>532580542it wasn't that good
>>532584374Hebe Shower
Mayano Top Hebe
im going to need about 100 rolls for compensation. i was about to farm 15 mil for danchou!
>>532583838It's just the first hard race. I was spark farming with Oguri today and won the race 4/5 times. The time I lost was when I had the best stats and I ended up in 16th place.
>>532583675>there is something unnerving with shipping horses with yourself instead of yuri garbageI SEE WHAT YOURE DOING THERE SEANIGGER BY PHRASING THINGS IN AN UNAPPEALING WAY YOU NIGGER FAGGOT
>>532584267this chad gets it, most normal person itt
>>532584374You don't have many choices atm. Best go with Top Cun.
>>532584182>idolmaster>ever being localizedLUHNEIGH
Idolmaster events in GBF, Cinderella Girls anime, and Cinderella Girls Shadowverse cards are the closest we are ever getting to officially localized Idolmaster media.
>>532584202>>532584358All part of the divine plan to receive compensation gibs.
>>532583675sounds like something someone who doesn't have a penis would say
Has anybody actually been able to pull of an 1100 Stamina run?
>>532580121how the FUCK are people getting above 1k power
>>532584374They changed art style, the old one was hotter.
>>532584374You have a few options
Of the ones currently available, Mayano Top Cun is just itching to jump on your junk
I'm saving for Bride Nishino, who'll take a while to get here, especially since original Nishino isn't even out yet.
I'll need to check that out. Blasted fucking ropes to the tanned loli
>>532584013Idk, I passed URA in a career with Grass I was planning to throw for special missions
>>532584523>CYGENEROUS>gibs...Anon i...
>>532584456>>532584512>hebeToo old. Nishino when?
Time to masturbate, bwos...
These jews make billions annually
Can they really not afford to fix their servers? Crazy
>>532584376Pacer or late?
>>532583893How do you not have a friend with maxxxed creek? There's a gorillian of them.
>>532584374mayano top gun has a master's degree from CUNY
>>532584349The idea is that you'll eventually be strong enough to only borrow sporadically and only need to use your own Umas
>>532584554Not yet but I'm still trying for one with Rice. Problem is getting huge stamina while still having enough speed for the races because all stamina training gives you is itself with how much of a meme the guts bonus is.
>>532584286i hope none of you cut your hair like this
>>532584554If you have a MLB stamina SR you can borrow MLB Creek and easily get 1100 stamina even without Stamina inherits.
>>532584672I have but he keeps switching to Fine Motion from time to time, everyone else switched to Kitasan. I have to go look for new friends
>>532584554Yes, multiple times with Goldshit. I end with 800/1100/500/200/500 or something
>>532584374Sweep isn't coming out for a while
>>532584637AAAAAAAAAA SUCK MY DICK WITH YOUR MASK MOVER IT
>>532584182My wet dream that will never happen
Well, just finished what I think might be the unluckiest run anybody on earth has had all day.
>5 mood downs, no mood up event despite multiple cards
>1 lazy debuff, two migraines. One the day before vacation. Each taking 2 infirmiry visits to clear
>2 wit cards, friendship built after second race. LITERALLY DID NOT PROC A SINGLE TIME. Over roughly 30 turns
>resting regenerated lowest amount, all but once
>never had more then 2 units friendship training on anything, EVER
I refuse to believe this was by chance. Nobody deserved a fate this fucking brutal.
how portable are handphones for umas? wouldn't the handphone have to be as long to reach their ears as well?
>>532584182No other im@s content got localized. I can't imagine gakum@s being an exception to that.
>>532584637Why is Berno Dark so fucking HOT?
>>532584649Late, the reason for the power being that high. I don't like using her pace because of her unique. You also need good speed cards (I use 2 MLBs, you know who they are) if you don't have a medium spark to get her medium to A. You either offset the speed penalty with stats like me or you spark her medium from B to A. My deck is 2-0-3-0-1. I'd go 3-0-2-0-1, but my only option is Kitasan + MLB support sweep.
>Matikanefukukitaru breaks into your house.
What the hell.
why they still not upgrading servers?
>>532584637My bro is helping me masturbate
>>532584830>>532584958watch the show you nigger, they talk on speaker
>>532584448make one for chanmi check what track/distance the first one is going to be iirc it was a tokyo 2400, since she is going to be only debuffing then you can skimp on absolutely all stats except wit and stamina (don't neglect stamina or it might throw the distance calculator all out of whack and fuck up the race)
>>532584958Someone theorized their hors ears hear so well they can use normal smartphones without putting them to speaker mode.
>>532585005to busy counting the money ask again after August first
>>532585034>they talk on speakerthat's very inappropriate in public
Is 0LB Creek actually dog shit? It's worse compared to a 2LB Manhattan but I need the swinging maestro. Meanwhile MLB Creek is miles stronger do I just borrow it instead of using 0LB?
>>532579643She is a middle schooler which is basically half a child
>>532585125fuck you gonna do about it, tell them to shut up and stop? bitches gonna break you in half with one hand.
>everyone in my club is now suddenly requesting the most common shoe
Now I feel bad for requesting dirts
>>532581782have you seen the fucking "lessons" in their classes though? they ain't teaching shit in there.
>>532585136>Is 0LB Creek actually dog shit?yes
>>532584845Thatโs how it was always been. Gotta wait until anniversary for the $20 pick any SSR promo
>>532584286yurikeks seethe
i bet theres a shit ton of bot accounts rerolling until the end of kitasan black banner and that most of the server issues will end once it's over
Rice Shower is older than Nice Nature, Vodka McQueen, T M Opera O and Grass Wonder.
>>532584456
HMUM relationships will always be wrong because only a Umamusume will be born. It's literally destroying the human race.
event MLB Special Week vs 2LB Eishin Flash which one is better?
>>532585136>Swinging MaestroNo, dumbdumb.
>>532579814She clearly had puberty so more like 14
>>532585136Even 1LB Creek feels bad. Too bad my only other options are 0LB Cafe or 1LB Top Gun.
>>532585136Even at max LB it feels so slow to level up Creek's friendship. I would switch to using Manhattan cafe if I had a maxxed one.
>>532584286>>532585237usually i dont care for suzuka or their fag fanboys
but you two are alright in my book!
>>532585237why is spe-chud seething here?
>>532582880just run her in late sprint
>>532584958first of all, watch the show
second, they have better hearing than humans so they don't need to hold the phone up to their ear
I'm going to beat one off to Dantsu Flame
>>532585136It depend if you have MLB Kitasan on your own or not.
>>532585260I donโt see the problem
I hate yuriniggers too, but shipping with the trainer from the anime? Come on.
>>532585136Vodka SSR has a golden skill that can replace Maestro and it's a good card too. A lot of horses don't need Creek either, like Mayano Top Gun starts with a golden stamina skill at Potential 3.
>>532584845The prices aren't great
I did buy the guaranteed, and go lucky with Taiki Shuttle and Maruzensky, but haven't bought the other two
Still debating on buying the daily pack since it seems a bit thin at $7
That's not a whole lot, but that's money that could go towards literally anything else, or allow me to save for a few months and might not actually get me anything at all unless I save up another 30k for a future spark. To which you'll have to buy for 15 months to even hope to do.
>>532585361It is inconsistent because they use that principle for smartphones yet the long phone receiver is still used.
>>532583675You are such a faggot that even other yurifags donโt like you because you make everyone else hate them more.
Basically every SSR card is dogshit at MLB 0 or1
>>532585361>>532585106.. so you're telling me that my uma mom and sister are able to hear whenever I jerk off?
>>532585448better than wat the loudmouths are doing, so fuck it.
This is overkill isn't it even if its just for the power gain?
>>532585472landline phones work differently from smartphones
how often do we get more tp paste?
im at 26 tp waiting for the refill
>>532585520No, Vodka and Seiun Sky are good at 0/1LB
>>532576821how the FUCK are people getting above 1k power
>>532585396Her tits are too fat for her to beat a little boy like jungle book
>>532585284Sheโs canonically a middle schooler
>>532585448Based
>>532585553You get around 25-35 stats from winning URA finale. I did the rough math and the entirety of URA gives you a little over 55-65 of each stat.
>WitYour hors is too dumb!
>>532585657>four gold skills>all the other shit>two 1k statsaaaaaaaa how do people get shit like this going all the time
How are you guys falling for really shitty, blant meganecord-style shitposting after their ringleader got banned yesterday? lol, ignore and move on.
>>5325856574speed, 2 power, legacies both focused on power
>>532585553>2 facilities at 5what the fuck man
>>532585693She was lacking the Power to beat Jumbo Pocket
>>532585331your hourly dilation is due yuritroon
>>5325771850 MLB vodka stronger than MLB Helios?
>>532583675thanks, I almost forgot to self insert today, lucky me
>>532585736>the brown spic nigger is a yuritardlmao imagine my fucking shock
>>532585448source? is this touhou?
>>532585779tfw no mlb power cards
>>532585534>.. so you're telling me that my uma mom and sister are able to hear whenever I jerk off?the doujins are writing itself
is training effectiveness and mood effect the only things that affect how much stats you get
>>532585889I used lvl 30 amazon and daiku and hit it
428400041612
MLB FM support card
about 20 available spots but will probably fill up from randoms very fast
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I want to breed
>>532585956i think friendship bonus does as well
I don't know what's worse, posting stale bait or samefagging to make it look like people fell for said bait.
>everyone shitting on the yuriCHAAAAAAD
what the hell guys I thought everyone here was nice to each other?...
>>532585956# of friends on the node
>>532586019how many followers can you have
>>532583838It's a stamina check before most builds are ready in terms of stamina.
>rerolled and got Tazuna, Super Creek and Kitasan but they are all 0LB
Do I keep it?
>>532586086I merely tolerate the yuriniggers.
>>532585136I don't even know what's a good setup for a Sprint/Mile horse. Run a stamless card and just go ham with speed/power cards and training instead?
>>532585238They better give us 5k free jims too
>>532586145no
if you're rerolling, then kitasan is all that matters
>>532586063Guys... I think I'm in love...
my danchou kicked me for only hitting 19.9m fans this week what clubs are open?
Umas loving human men is a historical practice from ancient times. Just accept it sweaty
>>532586145No. Reroll until 2-3 Kitasans. Then pray you have luck until you roll to 200.
>all this anti yuri rhetoric
what the fuck is you hetfaggots problem!?
why do gachatards seethe so much about yuri now? even 5 years ago it wasn't like this, what is this new form of brain AIDS
This is the same guy who got banned yesterday for spamming the catalog, just in case you forgot.
Reminder:
>imagen - TMA โ TriangleMA - that one faggot who is trying to tear apart /uma/
>vtumor faggot who loves Tachyon, technically a power-hungry attention whore
>made the og >>>>divegrass team only because he wanted power
>ended up getting raped worse than Kevin Nash and made a joke out of the general, even losing to /gig/, a certified shit team at that time
>fucks off in the worst possible way, by making himself into a living copypasta and goes onto direct a troop of underage people for the so called VTL
>a based dacchi who loves our general took the reins of the team and got us to the results we saw these last 2 cups
>the giganigger comes back twice to make a clown out of himself, the first one fucking up an unrelated team and the second oneโฆ
>recently this year someone obsesses over enforcing his shit taste, e.g. girls with glasses, and starts giving the most atrocious takes in the universe
>always uses the same โimagenโ prefix for his images
>if you disagreed you got mass-reported by his โcordโ [At the time dacchis just joked about him being part of a meganecord, ended being true but not in the way everyone expected]
>2 dacchis injured 1 banned
>he also spread the news about the creation of โ/umalter/โ within the divegrass general in /vg/ and the discord group of that same shit
>near >>global release dacchis start calling out his bullshit both in thread and in /4ccg/
>desperate he splits off the thread to /vmg/ first, then /umalter/ in /vg/ and then also /umaJP/ to increase his chances
>first two die, only /umaJP/ remains, but since heโs unironically a JP player too he thinks he has leverage
>current manager doesnโt want to admit itโs him
>now heโs trying to take the divegrass team away by force with his army of vtumorfags
The faggots yuriposting and whatnot all come from the same Meganecord, trying to split this very general and rile people up. Ignore and move on.
You're not fooling anyone. Stop samefagging and get your (you)s somewhere else.
I really wanna maximize the star piece gains from the incoming legend races. Whatโs a good baseline build for bakushin (and king halo) to ensure i maximize my wins for the legend sprimter relay?
>someone says he likes yuri
>gets called a schizo divegrass enjoyer
?????
what's the best unique skill to inherit right now?
>>532586371what is it about agnes that attracts such undesirables?
>>532586404/vg/ dive grass or real dive grass?
>>532586460i like maruzenky's
>>532586371you pathetic hetfags couldnt ignore bait if it screamed the word at you, zoomer are incapable of ignoring clickbait tier content
>>532586404First time?
You always, always excise yurifags when a general starts. You think SEAmonkeys and spics are bad, you have never been in generals for long period of time with yurifags.
>>532586485Trannybait character. Thereโs nothing wrong with Tachyon by herself, but characters like her attract troons almost on sight
>>532586371>>532586404What is this schizo shit anyways?
I just like posting umas kissing umas or female trainers and I don't give a shit about divegrass
Would you roll for Big Red?
>>532586548How are the yurifags the ones shitposting here?
>>532586485>agnesWHO!?
>calls you their guinea pig>experiments on you>you're her femdom betal male bitch>modern society (esp zoomer, who got groomed into it) are all about that gay shittake a fucking guess. wish I was fucking joking too
the character itself is fine, the issue as per usual is the disgusting freaks they attract
So where all the retards that were saying we'd get 3k gibs this week?
>>532586086I will never tolerate yuriniggers
>>532586664fell for it award
Yuri is secretly covert ops for umas to discuss and collaborate on how to best seduce their trainer.
>>532586628You are young, my son. One day you will understand.
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>>532585657I might rerun this next reset and borrow a Vodka.
Oh fuck off faggot, there's way worse people.
Take /lolg/ for instance, who has had a dedicated schizo brown man spamming blacked porn for fucking half a decade at this point
>>532586628I don't think they are.
I just post cute things, then suddenly I receive massive seethe.
speaking of which, here's something to seethe about faggots!
>>532586460Mejiro Ryan's skill is apparently pretty good but you need her to be 3* for it to pass on
>>532586664if your club makes SS rank you get 3k free gibs :)
Looks like the SEAniggers have woken up. The quality of this general has always taken a nosedive around these hours. Expect melty and vandalized OPs.
>>532586740>Guy 1: "I like Yuri">Guy 2: "KYS YURINIGGER FUCK YOU *10 paragraphs of seethe*?
>immediately gets uppity at his mention and tries to bait even harder
We know who you are, lil bro, stop trying.
Instead of rerolling why dont you just borrow instead
>>532586845this
>>532583675 is what started the shitposting doe
>teehee Iโm just an innocent lil victim, itโs everyone else who hates me thatโs wrong >:(
>>532584267This. It's such a simple thing that a lot people fail to understand
>>532586919Is it still the same guy who got exposed?
Yuri is cool if itโs hot
>>532584267woah... a good post?
>>532586845Exactly how it should be.
Which character is easiest to do the 30 wins mission?
>>532586847BASED gyaru mom!
>>532586992Yeah, it's him and his Discord group trying to rile people up again and pretend it isn't them, it's the same posting style and everything too.
>>532586371
Why are people even responding to it?
>532583675
Such obvious bait
>>532579430I despised pickles as a little kid. unironically wretching if i ate them in my burgers or sandwiches when i didnt notice.
Somehow as an adult i like em
and like dill pickles on deli sandwiches
I didn't go through some character building journey and say to myself, I WILL EAT MY VEGGIES CUZ ITS GOOD FOR ME
I just... started liking them..
>>532587078bakushin because you just win every single sprint as a front runner by just racing, resting and speed/wit training
>>532586943You are replying to the guy who made that post dipshit
>>532587078Bakushin. Do 2 races and then rest until you get it.
>>532586485literallyme character for them
>>532586987>>532584267you have to understand that my sexuality is EVERTYTHING IT SMY WHOLE PERSONALITY STOP BEING A BIGOT OKAY!?
Horse names have dived in quality in the last few years...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=opCiPY9OZgQ
>>532587312can't believe they included an arc where suzuka gets hooked on fentanyl trying to numb the pain from her fracture...
Newfag here. Should I be trying to spam winnable G1 races whenever I can so I can hit 320k fans on each run? Does more fans help with anything in the end?
>5-0'd the pvp opponent 10k rank higher than me
feels so fucking good
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>immediately goes quiet when exposed again
Figures.
>>532587274>skibidi rizz>commentator sounds like a TURBO faggot zoomeroddly fitting
>>532586992Same posting style and same time as yesterday, yup it's the Yurischizo
>>532587335wtf where did your white sparks go
I'm just saying
Theres 31 characters with more character than some trainer who's so lifeless that jobless neets could self insert
It's a gross culture. Its no longer just porn, now its something to argue about. Imposing your sexuality onto a bunch of teenage girls just because the thought of them being paired together unnerves you.
Friendly reminder to use the hide button. It makes the threads so much better.
>>532587376>Does more fans help with anything in the end?your danchou won't put you under observation on his spreadsheet if you're pulling in 1M+ fans a day
>>532587376helps you not get kicked from your club
>when itโs been exactly 1.654578 seconds since your trainer paid attention to you
>>532587386>>532587448NO WAY. NO FUCKING WAY. AHAHAHAHAHAHA.
King Halo's route nearly made me cry
>>532587428Exposed doing what?
>slow metabolism
It's teiover
>>532587335>stam + longEh better than nothing
>>532587531Cute. Thanks drawfag.
>inb4 can you draw her ___
>>532587510why did you pick no skills and win no races
>>532586548what did spicbros do?
>>532584554MLB Cafe/MLB TopCun + MLB Creek and 9* stamina borrow should do it. You also need MLB Kitasan Black and MLB Sweep so you can actually win races. Sounds ridiculous when I put like that.
An actual yurifag would at least post quality images and had some variety instead of the same 10-15 images every time
but why does xhe care so much about divegrass? it's so boring to watch
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>>532587531now draw her kissing a fellow hons
>>532587648Nothing, I don't hate them at all actually.
/vg/ does however.
>>532587531reminds me of those mid 2000's drawing style that was around a lot
>same kind of reddit spacing>low quality bait >knows full well random people will bite and get mad for no reasonJust saying, bros, you can hide it and ignore, you are replying to some random fucking losers in a Discord trying to split the community because of some shitty VGL divegrass team.
>>532587563Here
>>532586371They spent a good chunk of yesterday at exactly around this same time making multiple threads that they hit 20 and got permabanned and now they are raiding again.
>>532587707>dreamed that she grew tits
I just got my first undefeated run ever with Agnes Tachyon. I can see why people like her.
>>532587531great tazuna bro
>>532587648Step into a DB thread once in a while and know those people infest this site.
>>532587509>when it's been 2.12864 minutes without sniffing trainer's shirt
The fun part about global being global is that the love-live shit will instantly be shut down, no weird obsessive bullshit or fake "marriages" with fictional horses
>>532587376G1s give you white sparks and boosts compatibility so you can get golden 3 goddess events
So yeah you should always do them if your uma can run it. Just be mindful of stamina thresholds.
>>532586460Ryan or Rudolf probably
>>532585304I only have 1LB Creek too, since I have to borrow MLB Kitasan.
>>532587790>you can hide it and ignoretelling that to zoomer is hilariously out of touch. they can't even use the ignore/block function on social media when you scream at them how to use it, or tell them using yt videos. instead they will scream at the platform or the gooberment to enforce laws to fix and ban people from a platform for "wrong think"
>>532587531Really cute, umadacchi, keep up the good work!
What would be the ideal borrowed legacy for a Bakushin?
you know i didnt realize gold ship was supposed to be a denpa girl
been a while since i heard that term
>>532587790>you can hide it and ignore/vg/ would be a much better place if this was a common thing but you know damn well that's not gonna happen
Just in case you were curious about who makes these dogshit posts 532587832
https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/search/filename/1752988809280479.jpg/
>>532587832I haven't thought about Love Live in a hot second ever since LLSIF got buried
>>532587790Nono they dont ignore, because theyre in the wrong. Thats how it works online. If you're a freak obsessed with straight ships, you gotta let everyone know
>>532587926>esl>post has no valueChecks out
>>532587376https://gametora.com/umamusume/g1-race-factor-list
>>532587790>knows full well random people will bite and get mad for no reasonThat's just him doing samefagging.
>freak obsessed with straight ships
The minority is now pretending normality is weird.
>>532588075>20 years ago, someone is gay: THEY EXIST>today, someone is gay: HEY GUYS IM GAY LOOK AT ME LOOK AT HOW FUCKING GAY I AM AND YOU BETTER LIKE HOW I SHOW OFF MY GAY PRIDE OR YOURE A BIGOT AND ILL GET YOU INTO TURBO HYPER JAIL =)
>>532587531based can you draw her giving birth
>>532587187This is me but with olives
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How'd I do with this Daiwa Scarlet bros?
Literally ignore them and you take away their power. It's that simple.
>>532587509The last thing I need is some clingy Umamusume pestering me while I'm doing my job.
>>532587794she's pretty easy to build and work with honestly, that and her stam skill helps plenty
>>532587643Unlucky + no swinging maestro
>>532588010>he's in ใฆใใชใชใชใช that's one club to avoid
>>532588203You should be in jail, yea
>>532588227Lucky as hell getting Swinging + BOFA
>>532588161honestly it is a little weird
im considering straight ships as separate from (you), what kind of guy would rather focus on some random male over self inserting?
people used to keep shit to themselves, especially their disgusting sex fetishes, gay, straight, super ultra mega straight(me) or whatever the fuck gay made up bitansexual shit they're today. now days you have to accept people running around in scantly clothed fetish gear when they're parading in the fucking streets with children next to them
but me calling this shit out will be bigoted and transphobe or some pedophile trash, while they wanna change the laws (see the UK and US) to allow trans people into the same bathrooms as lil kids
>>532588372Most people dont think a relationship between two fictional characters is cucking them
Thats a mentally ill person thing
Ill leave you to think of where the mentally ill congregate
>>532586460I like Teio and Rudolf's
How is the Carats income going to be once they introduce the other PvP modes? It's looking pretty bad right now, events barely give anything.
>>532588227i would have gone with a bitmore power
I want more carrots juice
>>532588409>people used to keep shit to themselves, especially their disgusting sex fetishesYou're right let's ban all the loli out of this general
>>532588326As soon as I saw the Akikawa event I knew the run was going to have a pretty strong end to it.
Imagine getting paid to shit up an obscure anime video game forum or worse... doing it for free in your spare time.
>>532588481Unironically wouldnt mind this at all.
>>532588484this ai/filter slop or....
>>532588494id like to cuddle this gyaru zoomer
>>532588364one minute as I log in. Here are her stats
>>532588409Thankfully payment processors are banning all the evil gay stuff from our online stores.
Just dont
Think about why its suddenly so difficult to find your anime games
Fuck I'm retarded
I've been running Maruzensky to try and get the missions for running 20+ races done, but I fucked up by not realizing it's any race
I've only been running g1s
Finally got a run that hit half a million fans, so that was cool.
>>532587339would break her legs just to have to do this for the rest of my life.
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Daiwa is such a jobber jesus christ
Imagine if 4chan was actually moderated hahahaha that would be nice
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gibs please
>>532588512/bag/ quite literally does not think about you
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how does this work? Do only umas with the mic icon have vocals for the song?
>>532588679yeah non-mics gets a random voice
>>532588662Wouldnโt need moderation if SEA, India, and Israel were rangebanned.
Where was all this action when a nice nattie confirmed they jerk off to horse porn
I'm actually getting filtered by the Fillies mission because King refuses to win.
>>532588515what possesses people to bait all day like this is beyond me, do they literally have nothing better to do?
>>532587498>>532587508grim
>>532587835>>532588091Okay that seems to somewhat explain why all my legacies have been terrible compared to my borrows. Thanks.
>200 rolls Into Kitasan
>6 different SSR cards that aren't Kitasan
>200th roll is Satano
should I just kill myself now, or wait until after I drop a few hundred dollars in? I still don't have the Super creek or Fine Motion card
>>532588664You heard the lady (
>>532588671), gib source.
>>532588736The manly urge to get booped to death by doto.
>>532588804I was thinking more along the lines of sparks, I'm actually just now realizing I have no clue how compatibility works.
>>532588819Live and let live bwo thats the rules of this general
>>532588796>Australia not mentionedI know what you are
>>532588875It's time to reroll bro
>>532588895You WILL jerk off to Belno.
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>>532588793some of them have such odd selections
>>532588673>/bag/ quite literally does not think about youHAHAHAHA LOL SURE THEY DONT
uma is only the biggest thing out there right now curb stomping your trash korea femnazi garbage to the ground
pathetic fuck
>>532587828I see why people like her now
>>532588890https://x.com/Niziiro_Lemon_4/status/1948257042734477512
>>532588932I often donโt even remember Australia exists, desu.
>>532588837that Super Creek was near useless btw. She wouldn't give me Swinging Maestro until the run was almost done. That has been happening fairly often. I used to borrow a maxxed out one before Kitasan came out and it worked way better.
This is all because some guy was told that Suzuka is a lesbian, btw. This endless fucking samefagging bullshit is because SEAfags are that fucking obsessed about selfshipping.
>>532588915higher compatibility will help you pass down the stats better
>>532588819it's just some retard falseflagging, whenever he isn't around people can miraculously handle yuri/straight/whatever posting without having a meltdown
Does having more copies of Super Creek increase the chance of her Swinging Maestro event appearing or is it just entirely random?
>>532588083What happens next
I will fuck them
But only after making them legends
>>532589232How shit is that Two Turbo?
Why is trying to do 1100 stamina runs so much harder than just going 1100/600/600
>>532589137is it REALLY that easy to cause schizophrenic meltdowns?
>>532589094What the hell, he can't post cute shit like that...
https://x.com/gyokai_tonkotu_/status/1948399186820636872
>>532589313umamusume is speed game
>>532589137AIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE ONE (1) GUY POSTED A YURI IMAGE HE'S TAKING AWAY MY ABILITY TO WANT TO FUCK THE UMAS I NEED TO HAVE A MELTY FOR TWO HOURS OVER THIS NOW
>>532588959I already spent 40 bucks grabbing the free SSR card + 3* uma packs. I'm in too deep to reroll.
>>532588915sprint sparks are best, in order of importance sprint>turf>front/pace
you want full stam if going 4speed 2 power deck, full power if using wit deck
I do not care for Rice Shower
Iโm literally Silence Suzukaโs husband
>>532589363In gacha circles?
Extremely easy
>first ever run with air groove
>gets the +30 energy and +10 skill points event 3 times in her pre debut
holy hell I didn't know she was such a FATTY what the uma
>>532589137Didn't it started with this?
>>532583675
>>532589363vg is absolutely full of people either doing literally nothing but shitting up the thread trying to cause problems or on a razor's edge prepared to have a melty for no fucking reason at any second, sometimes both at once
I'm having trouble with monies. Are the dailies the only reasonable way to get em?
>>532589232based darumi and no it doesn't
>>532589310retard
>>532587531awesome, now give her a tail
>>532589114I believe half of SEA shitposting is actually done by them. They share a timezone after all.
Youโre never going to succeed in making heterosexuality (aka being normal) bad btw, so eat your pagpag and seethe in silence
>>53258956910k per run if you get 320k fans.
How about you meltdown deez nuts in your mouth
>>532589547Correct
It's the same guy making the post who you're replying to right now aka the divegrass schizo
>>532589547No this falseflagging bullshit started days ago, i think because of Suzuka and football?
>>532589547it's obvious bait, although I wouldn't be surprised if most of the replies it got are samefagging
>>532589137>nooo the yurifag is a schizo>nooo its the ANTI yurifags that are schizowho the fuck do I believe in this fight for the schizophrenics!?
>selfshipping
least obvious falseflagging troll
>>532589472That's me though
>>532589653Oh is that what fans do? I always prioritize skill points when it comes to races.
>unfathomably beautiful
>the most perfect body a woman can have
>smart
>rich
>a loving family
>loyal
>obsessed with (You)
What more could a man want than Dia? I mean really, how greedy are you?
>>532589547NTA but yeah, it was random and unprompted. We had people do this shit for the past few days and all they can do is cry wolf and go back to their Discord to keep coordinating attacks. They want to falseflag and split people up, all because of divegrass. Nobody gives a fuck about yuri but it's only until they come around and start baiting that it shits everything up, it's the oldest trick in the book.
>>532589653Can you get more than 10k?
Anyone got a 9* uma that is not BAKUSHIIIN. I need one for breeding
>>532589720both are literally the same guy stirring shit by phrasing both sides as inflammatory as possible, he's done it in other threads constantly
>>532589042>>532588679>that one race where Mayano Top Gun talks about her concert in the pre-race and makes a semi-big deal out of it>view her winning concert afterwards>she gets a random aged-up voice
>>532589797Free will?
The ability to talk to other women?
>>532589619>MTRplease tell me more
>>532589851Marvelous tits
>>532589710https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/337412993/#337420368
https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/337412993/#337422347
The yuri shitposter from ye old days was a chronic samefagger
>>532589710I mean it's literally samefagging now kek
>532589137 and it's replies
>16th place on JF
>5th place on Hope
Fucking useless nigger
>>532589137>Come from /vt/>Browns are the cause of all the retarded schizoposting >Come to /uma/>More browns causing havoc
>>532589873at least everyone has umapyoi, it's weird that most songs have like 4 voices though; I wonder if more get added to earlier concerts over time?
>>532589664At least take me out for dinner first
>>532589653Oh wow, I had no idea. I'm gonna prioritize races then
>>532589810Yeah, max is 10k.
>>532584267incredible how people dont get this, it's not that one side is wrong and the other is right, the real problem are the undesirables that take things too far and are annoying
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This explains a lot, actually.
>>532589006I want Belno to suck me off BADLY
>>532590717*sucks you off*
>>532589006What happened to her?
Why is Silent Suzuka trying to lure me to the middle of a forest?
>>532590859*cums long and hard*
>>532590941This is what the big city does to people...
>>532591628*swallows it all*
Mwah~
>>532592476*smooch*
Cute umadacchi...
>>532592731S-slutty umadacchi..
>>532594346Hehe, cute umadacchi... Be careful while you are around here or I might eat you up~
>>532589981i knew the spoiler w/o mousing over
>>532594646For the sake of my loins, I will be careful.. until I'm horny again
Is this what happens when most people change threads
>>532596438Cute, it's good to give in sometimes and get all nice and warm inside, I would take good care of you if that were to happen~
>>532589976*Sad Ogurin noises*
>>532581736Is Marvelous better than tachyon?
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