Thread 532576396

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>Game news (EN)
Current Rate Up: Tokai Teio (3* Alt), Mejiro McQueen (3* Alt), Kitasan Black (SSR), Satono Diamond (SSR)
7/16 - 8/1: Story event
7/27 - 8/8: Legend Race

>Game News (JP)
Current Rate Up: Fusaichi Pandora (3*)
Scenario Release Campaign:
>Doubled Bonuses
>Extra Rentals & Cost Discount
>TP Usage Halved
>Daily Free Factor Reroll
>Onsen Rate Up
CM Classic will be held on 7/25, Hanshin, 2200m, right, summer, cloudy, special rule: No debuff skills.
LoH Long will be held in August, Sapporo, 2600m, right, summer, sunny.
2nd Main Story, Team Ascella - Final Chapter Now Available

>IP News
Umamusume 6th Live Event Autumn Leg will be held on 10/18-19
https://umamusume.jp/contents/event/tnf6th-autumn/

>Thread Circles
JP: ウマオオオオ (20 million/month), PUMA, ウマぴょいのまにまに (No quota)
EN: https://rentry.org/globalumaclubs
You must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.

>All Guides & Resources
https://rentry.org/uma26 (Now includes Tanukis)
Game database
https://gametora.com/umamusume (click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)
A basic guide for newfags
https://rentry.org/umaglobal
Find networks if your region is blocked from the game or client
https://www.umavpn.top/
Seiyuu & Concerts
https://rentry.org/umst
/uma/ POG (Paper Owners Game)
https://rentry.org/umapog
Umamusume Global Reference Document
https://docs.google.com/document/d/11X2P7pLuh-k9E7PhRiD20nDX22rNWtCpC1S4IMx_8pQ/preview?tab=t.0

>Cygames WebStore allows you to buy jims on any device
https://webstore.cygames.com/umamusume/
>How to link your Cygames ID
https://support.cygames.com/faq/applink_umamusume

CUMA danchou deserved it

Should I just give up and buy more carats? I already spent a few XXX

El Condor Puta

This uma has made me cum over and over. I’m tired, boss.

that's it I'm joining the mambo club

Tachyon is a rapist, and if you become her trainer, it is your own fault if it happens.

>>532576532
If you're a fully functional adult with a job and no money problems, why not?

>>532576532
i've accepted the fact i will need to spend hundreds a month to get cute horse girls

>>532576186
Do NOT open btw

Brehs............. i think this is the second time she has gotten a ticket

>>532576637
A mutant... A freak... A abomination.... Dios mio....

do you consider people who hate urara to be human?

>>532576729
El condor sexa

>>532576637
What the FUCK

POST YOUR STRONGEST UMA

>>532576729
I've been there twice with Suzuka too.

my uma raped me again...

>>532576760
I don’t know who would like her

>>532576396 (OP)
Real Previous: >>532562252

>>532576821
What cards did you use

>>532576760
Better horses deserved that hay

>>532576874
i can never see this sticker in the same light after what happened today

I may consider drinking Red Bull instead.

>>532576605
i doubt she could, just look at her

>>532576396 (OP)
Uma&Co got room for 1 more active trainer
If you want to join but we're already full, drop your ID and I'll invite you when we have an opening again.

>>532576821
but shes retarded, burns through 600 stam. gets boxed in. bruh

Just turned my rice shower SSR into cleats

>>532577037
what's the weekly quota?

>>532576628
dignity

Rerollers and F2Poors little time remains to claim the God Kitasan!
Get her MLB and dont regret settling on a 2LB into 3LB shitter when you have full access to MLB
Dont pay the bugmen DOLLARS, their time is worth yen
---

How Long Does It Take to Reroll for MLB (3LB/4 Copies) Kitasan Black?

The Math:
Each reroll: 13,500 carats = 90 pulls
Kitasan Black rate: 0.5% per pull
You need 4 copies (MLB/3LB) in one reroll
Probability per reroll: ~0.4% (1 in 250)
(Chance to get 4+ copies in 90 pulls)
Expected Number of Rerolls:
On average: ~250 rerolls needed for a 50/50 shot at MLB
---

Time Estimate Based on Reroll Speed
Minutes per reroll Hours for 250 rerolls
3 min ~12.5 hours
4 min ~16.7 hours
5 min ~20.8 hours

So, if you reroll fast (3–5 minutes per run), expect about 13–21 hours of grinding on average to see one MLB Kitasan Black account.
---

Important Points
This is average math! You might get lucky much earlier, or take longer—RNG is always a factor.
Most players never get MLB Kitasan in a single reroll session
The odds for 3 copies (2LB, spark later for MLB) are much better—about 1 in 38 rerolls.
---

Summary Table
Goal Average Rerolls Time (3–5 min each)
4 copies (MLB/3LB) 250 13–21 hours
3 copies (2LB) 38 2–3 hours
2 copies (1LB) 10 0.5–1 hour

lmao look at this fucking LOSER going to karaoke by herself

>>532576838
What did she look like

>>532577026
anon, each and every uma is at minimum, as strong as an actual race horse
yes, even Urara

>>532576898
Nothing too crazy
>>532577043
She's a mile runner, why would she need more than 600+2 gold skills

>>532577135
1.5 mil

>>532577135
10m

>>532577150
wtf anon

>>532577150
>1440p
die

>>532577037
i want to leave Sakuraniku because the club leader insists on keeping slackers and trainers who are 9 days offline

>>532577150
>mood down

>>532576628
My TSLA stock is down today....

>>532577139
>just spend potentially 20+ hours rerolling bro!
no thanks

Is 300 stam enough for spring or will i get laughed at?

How the FUCK was this not a B rank?

>>532576729
She wants sex

Is Teio’s dancing supposed to be impressive? She sucks

>>532577135
2 dirty shoes

>>532577150
this is now a teio hate thread

>>532577373
shitty stats

>>532577345
>3200m
breh...

>>532577373
stats too low

>>532577330
Your 5-10 multiinstance bro?

>>532577135
6 million fans + spam the haru urara sticker

Leaving my id here if there's club space anywhere.
884636762272

>>532577210
Is this something the horse did?
If not this is like the little dance every 3yr old e>>532577201
ver has done

>>532577345
sprint*

>>532577421
booo get new material.

>>532577373
is this bait?

>>532577135
50m monthly quota

AHEM
ALL UMAS DESERVE LOVE

>>532577496
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wUjLGQvVVE8

Who the fuck is this?

>>532576532
You should think how those carats will help you and how do you see yourself spending within a year.

STOP THE FUCKING COUNT

The club isn't a dirt shoe bank. Do your dirt races!

>>532577598
PENIS CHECK /uma/

>>532577631
mambo

>>532577276
Skills doko?

>>532577579
>trainer named finger

>>532577631
Miss Umamusume, it says right there

>>532577653
4"

>>532577631
It’s El Condor Pasa. You can tell by the pretty face, pretty eyes, and large tits

>>532577636
Probably just kita mlb and thats it. Then spend it on the daily 50 on each banner

>>532577037
Club rank too low. Not interested.

Holy fuck, landed two new sparks today. Pretty fucking happy with these two.

>>532577591
Thats cute af

>>532577135
Every member needs to breed Danchou's horse once a day

>>532577639
wow this is fucked
i'm guessing the promotion line is based on player % or something because rank 133k is the cutoff for class 4

>>532577631
generic uma A...

Is there another way to play this game on mobile if it's not available in my country?

How does one go about efficiently training for good legacies?

>spamming Bakushin runs to get at least 1100 on both speed and wit as easy as possible
>two good shots at getting a 3star in either stat
>will repeat the process with the second grandparent, then again for the actual legacy horse for the 9

>>532577323
Why would you buy TSLA you dumbass.

yay

>>532577818
download the apk?

>>532577742
people are so autstic about this cute horse girl game its unreal

>list anon removed the discord club from the groups

Based.


Also if you read this I don’t think every club should be marked (full) as there are regularly openings in some (even the higher up ones) and there might be a lot come August. I liked the sentence you had about “newer clubs lower down the list may have more openings, try there first” although maybe I’m just imagining it. Adding to that something along the lines of “older clubs might generally require more fans per member” could also work too although I suppose that varies.

>>532576928
what happened today?

>>532577653
120+ inches

I quit my club. I want to join Almond Love or Almond Milk

>>532577818
Just download more ram bro

>>532577682
>Here's what you're gonna do
>You're gonna train as per normal, up till about halfway through the first year
>Then you're gonna randomly decide you're in a bad mood
>As soon as your mood is up, you're gonna fail training, and get injured.
>Trainer's probably gonna waste one, maybe two days getting you out of the infirmary
>Soon as you're out, training restricted.
>Get all this out the way, then as soon as your next big race comes up, come 11th.
>Do you understand?

>>532577838
why the fuck are you going for a wit spark, train useful sparks like power or stamina instead. Why would you ever want a wit spark? Fucking witmax retards have caused irreparable damage to this general

>>532577867
>Not having TSLA stock since 2021
Non adult detected

>>532577923
>>532577742

>>532577818
vpn

Call it.

>>532577838
>1200 wit
Redpill me on the gigabrain Bakushin build

>>532577947
You heard him Danchou remove the obvious slackers

>>532577909
lobster pocket

Any guild with a open spot?

>>532578045
She gets a 10% bonus to wit so I thought it would be the easiest 2nd stat to get to 1100+.

Surely there’s some situation in which a potential perfect wit legacy is useful?

I wish I had good sparks....

>>532578051
>TSLA
>adult
It's literally a meme stock. And if you had since 2021 why the fuck wouldn't you have sold it back in December when it was at $500 after Musk was in?
Literally nobody is surprised that dumbass and Trump had a falling out.

Reminder.

Why is she like this?

The more I play the more I realize how gimped your account is if you don't have the right cards and the more pissed off I get because I'm not rerolling. This game is such a fucking scam.

>>532577330
>5 hours with one phone
surely you have better options than me

mambo

I <3 NTR

I just failed a career...

>>532576532
>I already spent a few XXX
How do I acquire sex currency?

>>532578230
Why so pouty

>>532578118
Success, then.

>>532578131
>>532578219

I just thought wit was easy to go for and a situation exists where I might want a wit legacy at some point in time

>>532578352
You got lucky.

What's so bad about wit spark? Wouldn't 3 spd 3 power + wit sparks be good for sprinters?

/uma/dachi danchou, our club is full but we got several week long zombies

where tf does she hide her tail

My best Rice career run so far.

Why am I suddenly falling in love with Fine Motion?

>>532576821
>4 spd
>1 MLB creek
>1 vodka
>stats that high
What does her parents look like?

>>532578535
docked

I think Mejiro McQueen is the uma who would secretly enjoy sex the most. I have no basis for this claim, just a gut feeling.

>>532578549
nice rice

>>532578490
uma musume is wit game

sniffing Grass Wonder's big sweaty butt
sniffing Tazuna's large sweet smelling butt

>>532578490
Because you only ever need Wit to be 400 and it's just diminishing returns from there.
If you're using Fine Motion, getting to 400 is incredibly easy. If you aren't, getting to 300 is still easy since you will still be Wit training for energy restore when your other cards are there.

>>532578535
under her tights obviously
she's a tucker

>>532578535
Tucks it down and shoves it up her ass

>>532577135
I don't like arbitrary quotas, my policy is keep up with the others or fuck off.
If you look at the roster you'll see there's more people I'd like to replace. I just don't want to do it all at once, wanna give people the chance and time to catch up
>>532577243
Come join us, we sure need more strong trainers. 2 days offline is the limit unless they state the reason & period of inactivity beforehand
>>532577753
Who asked faggot?

>>532578398
danchou's gonna kick you from the club bro, he already kicked people who had 50k fan runs today

>>532578256
>TSLA was a meme stock in 2021
>why didnt you sell
>stock held for 4+yrs
>Trump
Yeah and this is how i know im not dealing with an adult
Why out yourself like this? Lol

>>532578535
it's just hair, I bet there are some crazy umamusumes that cut their tails off

>>532578549
Show cards

>>532577308
mama...

>>532578595
>just a gut feeling.
Post your gut stats before I start believing you

>>532578681
BASED

>tfw my casual club has 5 people who haven't logged in in 2 weeks, and another 5 in the past 2 or 3 days

I don't wanna leave because of friends but fuck, dude, it blows knowing I'll never get those 20 rolls and club points for shit despite putting the most effort and playtime into the game as of late.

King Halo’s ohoho now lives rent free in my head after beating her career

I was told to train more WIT.
Which WIT cards should I invest in?
0LB Fine Motion & Daiwa Scarlet. The rest have some LB, Nice Nature is max MLB I think via event, though not sure if it's good?

>porn bad
>but imminent trainer rape okay
Explain this

>>532577308
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7paA-GDSpss

>>532578647
why does he even care though
is there a difference if I get 6 million fans in 12 runs or in 30?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZAcy5nRSCw
I dont think people talk about the /mu/sic enough

>>532578648
You actually have no idea how to value a company do you?
Let me guess, you also partook in in GME, AMC retardation. In fact that's probably when you started getting in to stocks.

>>532578759
My stats are 0/0/0/1200/0

>>532578673
>it's just hair
That's.. not how tails work.

>>532578648
An adult would have seen the writing on the wall and dumped it instead of holding onto it for emotional reasons.

>>532578219
I don't play JP desu so I can't know for sure but I doubt wit sparks will ever be good. You gain energy by training wit, you lose energy for training any other stat. Just that is enough for me to think wit sparks will always be bad.
I think getting Stamina and power to 600 if you can't hit 1100 for one of them is better than wit at 1100.

>>532578842
He's heavily autistic?

Kitasan Blacked is so lucky

>>532578823
Your agnes because it's MLB

First undefeated career and a 2 speed/pace spark, comfy. I think I'm getting the hang of this
*had to clock 3x at the ura finals

>>532578995
hello SEA shitskin

>>532578823
Agnes and Marvelous Sunday

The Satono agenda must continue

I’m addicted to making my stamina to be at least 600

I’m too paranoid of these random long races

>>532578865
I don't talk about it cause this has been stuck in my head since 3 days and it's the reason firends got me in this game.

https://youtu.be/Q-nXk_eNp6o?si=_AmUSSXJaOw2AEjM

remove umaooo
I dont like them

>>532578842
yeah it doesn't make sense.
either you set a minimum efficiency per run or a minimum fans weekly.
expecting both is just retarded and counter productive

>>532578842
it's a column in his spreadsheet and he was complaining about people having an average of 50k fans per run from today's runs in one of the past threads, i can't fathom why he cares about it though

is the ios version 60fps?

>>532578865
That song was actually probably my favourite from the movie. It blew me away and immediately made me like, more aware of the music, it stood out a lot in like a really good way? Sort of melancholic-ish but also really fitting, such a good song and just overall OST. Also huge fan of this track as well.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LILQZNS2fT4

I'm addicted to Satono Diamond

>>532579090
The worst is how many 1 stars have random long races just to stamina check you, it’s driving me insane

Why is Satono portrayed as some obsessed yandere? Does her story have her actually trying to fuck you like Top Gun?

>>532579068
for me it's ruby

>>532578902
for regular horses, they have bones there, but in umamusumeverse it's just hair, obviously they dont have penis like appandages on lower backs, right? that's disgusting

>>532578865
https://youtu.be/wml9SV4v2Z0
This is my favorite from that movie.

I want to unlock Rice Shower so I can force her to stay awful mood for an entire career and give her as many infections and diseases as possible.

Asspenis

so what do you guys do after 0 tp?

Why can't we train Happy Meek instead while having sex with Aoi and letting her rest?

>>532579043
>>532579050
Thanks!

>>532579192
>Similar cards
>Can never get A rank for my Rice
It's over...

>>532579310
jerk off

>>532577838
I just play to accomplish other goals I have and if I get a good spark that's a cherry on top.

>>532579151
It feels like it, but we still get the random connecting lag due to servers sometimes shitting themselves. I was surprised some people were saying the steam client wasn’t 60 fps

>>532579195
the only reason a horse can move its tail is because they have bones there
Umas can move their tails too

>>532579310
Jerk off.
Play other games.
Watch videos.

>>532579310
swipe my credit card for more jims so i can refill and get enough fans for my danchou to avoid being kicked today

>>532579310
>while having sex with Aoi
Disgusting. Happy Meek is right there

>>532576928
Slightly revised

I don't get the pickle hate

Who has a MLB Super Creek

Gomenasorry guys but I only got 220k fans this run, bringing my daily average below the treshold 3m daily. I will save danchou the task of kicking me before rewards worth 3 USD are issued and will leave voluntarily.

>>532579310
close the game

>>532579195
Umas are capable of consciously moving their tail so clearly there is more than just hair there, although anatomically it's probably more similar to a primate rail.

>>532578882
>Now he's projecting
Just stop, you're embarrassing yourself

>>532578908
>just sell what you have when it sees its highest level of success
>holding onto it for emotional reasons
Do you treat any business you own like this?

>>532579068
My favorite jewel is called the Satono Diamond

>>532579427
I LOVE PLATOON DRAMA

>>532576928
Qrd?

>>532579310
Play SV

>>532579430
not racist just don't like em

>>532579310
Work, and if I'm not at work, masturbate and watch videos. There isn't much to do in this game which in and of itself can be a good or bad thing, so just waiting for more content at this point...

>>532579310
i can barely have enough time to keep my TP spent most days.
i'm in the top 10 of my club somehow.

>>532578157
paizuri

>>532579427
WOAH HEY THE CUMA DANCHOU SAID TO NEVER TALK ABOUT THIS AGAIN

Horss

>>532579482
wrong game shikikan

>>532579121
What did they do?

Weren't people the other day saying she's not a child and that she's actually a shortstack...

>>532579310
I start working on my Fiverr gigs and go back to real life..

>>532579427
Why is the Haru Morning sticker also a quota?

>>532579582
>that kiss mark

>>532576821
Muteki no Teio!

STOP TELLING ME I LACKED THE GUTS YOU GREEN FUCKING WOMAN!!!!!!!!!!

ayyylmao

>>532579464
Yes that's how the stock market works. You want to sell at the peak because you have an intuitive understanding of when a company is overvalued. You should have dumped it at the end of 2021 or 2024.

>>532579359
in horses it's the end of spine, what would it be in umas? a split spine? because the end goes to tail bone inbetween legs, how umamusume move their tails is pure magic, I dont know, they clearly dont have bones or anything protruding from the lower backs

>>532579464
Tell me why TSLA right now should be valued above $100. You have no idea what you are talking about.
Tesla was a meme stock even before 2019 when it popped. It was a stock people made fun of you for owning, and when it popped in 2019 it was when everyone started bandwagoning in. Even after the stock split, it was trading over 200 p/e ratio and has gone up or down based solely on Musk.
Please off yourself. You are not a stock investor.

Should I just put my only Uma with a 2 star spark in the support slot

>get 1200 speed, 600+ stamina and power for biker girl
>1* stamina spark
Got to keep grinding for that 3* Speed on her since my Daiwa and Oguri both have 3* Speed sparks...

>>532579192
Why not use 4 speed and 2 stamina cards? I can barely get my Long racers to get decent stamina by their mid junior year (400ish usually by then).

>Fail a 2% into 2 infirmary to cure practice poor
Dammit Matikane you,re supposed to be the lucky one!!!!

>>532579554
living the dream

>>532579643
the fact that she's still a child at the end of her career means everyone got beat up by like a 10 y/o btw

>>532579310
Have sex with my wife Daiwa while her mom bakes us cookies.

What support cards does Mayano Top Gun want?

>>532579690
teio is not wearing lipstick though

I think I'd rather you niggers started talking about e-celebs again instead of some shitty clubs club drama. It always impresses me how the quality of generals can get worse every week

>>532578490
Mainly because Wit is the easiest stat to max in the game since a lot of the time you just treat the button as a pass turn button anyway.

>>532578865
A handful of months ago Pakatube was posting a bunch of the in game lives. Really made me appreciate the effort they put into those https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAdC2rgFAXs.

Why is Umamusume A such a BITCH to Urara?

>>532579718
I saw this earlier too and couldn't help but laugh a bit. That Golshi cosplayer looks exactly how I would picture irl Goldshi lmao

>>532579643
lol
lmao even

>>532579716
You didn't have enough gumption

>>532579862
it's from me

>>532579793
You stupid fucking nigger are no two opinions in the post I made, people were saying she's not a kid and she explicitly is.

Best horse to farm fans? someone that can run mediums and longs all day?

>>532579310
I browse /uma/ so much I usually don't ever get to 0. I still have most of the juices they gave out at launch.

>got kicked from another /uma/ crew for not having enough fans
I just wanna do dailies man

GOD
FUCKING
DAMMIT
Every single one fell off right at the end

>>532580006
maya, rice, gold ship

>>532579719
>>532579746
Is this financial advice?

>>532579984
ToT

>>532576821
>>532578582
Please respond I want an A+ Cap too...

>>532579653
the funniest part is after he added that into the club description yesterday the rate of people sending the haru urara sticker has dramatically decreased, i used to see it 10+ times a day and i've only seen it twice today

>>532579984
I still don't know if this image is cropped porn or not.

>>532580096
Is common sense financial advice?

>>532579740

I sure hope someone was fired for that blunder

>>532579430
People that hate pickles have a deathly fear of them for whatever reason. I'm mad I haven't seen any "she asked for no pickles" fanart with Urara + T head torena

>>532579310
carrot juice

>>532579984
They were obviously shitposting retard. Why would we be sexually attracted to her if she wasn't a child?

do i let greed consume me and keep going?

>>532580121
Autist horse

>>532580224
You're in too deep

>>532580006
Hachimi Hachimi Hachimi Teio!

>>532580132
Yeah it's porn

I've gone back and forth on how I'm going to use my sparks. It's not going too well. I'm afraid I might just splurge it all out on the first banner I can instead of strategically waiting it out

hey everyone, just wanted to remind you that you don't MLB Kita if you have MLB SR's like Sweep Tosho and Manhattan Cafe

>>532579814
>everyone got beat up by like a 10 y/o btw
giwtwm

>>532580224
>10 rolls
You can keep going

>>532580006
Special Week. You hit all the races with the highest fan yields as her goals.

>>532580006
i get like 420-500K on Rudolf. run pace until satsuki sho then swap late and just rake in all the g1 medium/long off-goal races. its quite easy. i run a pretty low lb deck with 2 speed + mlb kita, 1 stam, 1 power, 1 wit. all you need is 600/600/600/300/500 and i rarely ever use clocks.

>>532580006
I like Oguri Peak and CuckQueen

>>532579746
You are mentally retarded
>It was a stock people made fun of you for owning
Imagine treating your investments like this "oh but will people make fun of me for owning stock of this company? :((("

>>532580224
Have you not gone to pity yet? Post your SR cards

>>532580224
That's 100 rolls you could use to roll on umas

How the FUCK do you beat Ryan's career?

>>532580224
You need MLBs on SRs anyways, keep going

Been playing for almost a week now and yhis is the first time I have to clock the URA finale. King's career is insane, man.

Does /uma/ like NTR?

>>532580289
Thanks green hors

The Narita Top Road ONA + Movie were amazing.
Narita Top Road is best girl
Ayabe is best girl
TMO is best girl
Man how could they write these such amazing uma musumes. Every single girl is growing on me and now I can't decide who to roll for.

>>532580121
Just witmax if you only care about the rank. Your Uma will be shit at non Career races though.

How much power does a front runner want in medium/long races?

Maruzensky is a child

>>532580063
CUMA danchou strikes again

I am going to make Nakayama Festa my bride. I'm going to marry her. Nakayama Festa will be my wife and the mother of my children.

>>532580132
>he doesn't watch races in portrait mode
bro is missing out on sports kino

Alright, I clocked my way out of the run, couldn't get first. This is a fucking bug.

>anon! Your stam was too low for the race!

No, fuck off. Swinging Maestro plus other stats should have FUCKED this race. I had 17 turns left on this fucking run. including second vacation, this was on godly pace, holy fuck im fucking mad

Anyway reply to me calling me a faggot or post horse asses

>>532580289
I only have MLB Eishin Flash and Aoi..

>>532580542
>TMO is best girl
look out, you're gonna trigger that one dude

>>532580389
I love how you cherry picked that one small phrase as if I ever said that's the metric you should use.
Now, do you want to actually answer why TSLA should even be over $100 right now? Can you tell me what happened in the last two financial quarters for the company?
You can't. Stop dying on this hill. You're an idiot who invests wildly in hopes of making it rich. There are plenty of people who do that. Just don't be a faggot calling out others when you are financially illiterate and couldn't pass a Finance 101 quiz if it was handed to you.

>>532579172
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8gwp6x3kbPw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZkRlnbD3mg4
Basically she saw you talking to Kitasan during her scout race and got curious why you didn't offer to be his trainer, then she get obsessed with you after telling her some observartions that none of the other 20 applicant trainers did

>>532580224
if you can do 93 more rolls then yes

>>532580224
>3 Satanos
>4 Blacks
How many rolls did you do?

>>532580628
300 wit will activate your skills, but your horse is still retarded. get to 500+ nigga and youll never be boxed in again

>>532580654
What exactly am I training her to do?

>>532580653
Have you by any chance had sex with 3 women?
Does your name start with a V?

>>532580673
imagine the smell

>>532580542
*SMOOOOOOCH*

>>532580531
Yeah
Sex with Narita Top Road

>>532580763
I accept your concession.

>>532580693
I FUCKING PLANNED ON IT THERE WERE STILL THREE MORE FUCKING RACES BEFORE FINALS

>>532580590
I tried portrait once and the jump cuts were giving me motion sickness.

>>532580743
Aww poor thing is hungry

>>532580414
>>532580484
what's the verdict?
>>532580683
Like 300

WTF it's 4:30 am. Holy shit I didn't realise it was so late.

I can only hear narita brian in a funny family guy voice

>>532580856
I appreciate how dramatic they are but it makes the race like 10x harder to follow

>>532580507
>mile

Nigga do more sprint race then

>>532580091
>maya
this, I get 550k per career (with mlb kita and dia) and she almost never loses a race. training her feels like crack

>>532580914
>SEA hours

>>532580870
>MLB SRs
Nah, just stop then. Not worth it.

>>532580870
Good account. Keep it.

>>532580628
it seems you were lacking guts, torena-san!

>>532580870
>all that rolling and no MLB Sweep
Bro...

Would you consider Golshi attractive?

>>532580121
It was my 8* speed daiwa scarlet and a guest 9* stamina rudolf. Just play enough to get lucky with rainbows and you'll get it

>>532580628
>17 turns
That sounds really unlucky then given that stat spread. How BoXeD did you get?

>>532580876
I see rudolf i cum

>>532580976
It's Europoor hours bwo

>>532575617
Back then, no. There will be a time when the scenario would give you so much stats that you can't help but get them.
However, it would be much more preferable to have power or stamina sparks.
You will get a higher chance of getting lots of white/silver sparks once your horse is at least S.
>>532575594
No, only e-peen but the sex with the director is always guaranteed.

>>532581034
i know bro... at least my wit cards are good......

>>532581126
Teio…

>>532580976
That's like standard euro hours, bwo...

I'm glad my dancho isn't as autistic as some of you

>>532580976
Fucking americans can't tell EU timezone from SEA

aauugghh

>>532581141
Whoa!

>Snow on the finals
Oh fuck you

>>532581052
no

From my point of view, there is no difference between SEAmonkies and Europoors.

>>532581141
>fucking a human
Sicko

>>532581141
Wao

Latefag here, how long before event special week is offered again? Years?

>>532581141
Lewd...

>>532581168
i wish my dancho wasn't this bad

>>532581141
uh director...?

Digitan LOVE

>>532578987
I want a soundpost of an uma imitating 'moley moley mole' from austin powers but 'whaley whale whale'

Speaking of, I got 1LB Kitasan in one acc and 0LB Super Creek in the other, which one should I keep

>>532581168
well your danchode should at least kick the 6 day inactive and be a just a bit more active or at least try to replace that horrible trainer

>>532543630
Not very well.

>>532580976
SEA cant afford this p2w game

>umamusume eugenics is held in the highest standards by umamusume
That's crazy

>get swinging maestro early in a run
>win everything
Broken fat tit bitch

For 3 SPD decks, I'm borrowing MLB Kitasan Black + my own 3MLB Sweep Tosho.

For the 3rd card, is MLB Event Special Week or 2LB Eishin Flash is better?

(My other SPD cards are all 1LB Teio, Narita Taishin, King Halo)

>>532576821
Going by numbers she's my strongest. I have a few others that perform better though.

>>532578019
>>532577579
Treat your Goldshi right and she'll treat you right back.

>end of beach, out of energy
>rest on great mood
>waste a mood up, not a big deal
>beach ends
>mood down event
>i am now on good mood
>recreation
>karaoke
>i have now wasted two mood ups
>straight into kitasan 1st event
>i have now wasted three mood ups
>training
>mood down event
>i am now on good mood
>fast forward to early dec, no optional races on
>recreation
>mood + energy
>straight into kitasan 2nd event
>i have now wasted four mood ups
>new years raffle
>
>tissues
this was initially going to be a short and sweet post that ended at a mood down event right after beach but it just kept going
this is the worst case of mood management I have ever experienced that doesn't involve failure or night owl

>>532580653
When did we get financial experts in here?

>>532580976
>Mutt education

>>532581425
eugenics is the way

>>532580653
I'm pretty sure TSLA will bounce back, I'm just wondering how low it will drop before that. I wouldn't buy now personally but I can kind of see the logic

>>532581418
the things they'll do for 300 more jims a month...

>>532580272
Is it me or you have to race in Portrait mode to see these closeups? Landscape never shows that.

>>532581349
nice fuck

>>532580289
who needs MLB kita when you have MLB KING HALO

>>532580994
how do i cope with that 100 spark counter turning into clovers though... but yeah what your saying is true but i feel like her rn.

>>532581473
lmao

>>532580324
Noticed how easy it was for her also. Her career wants relatively balanced stats and has the aptitude as a pace chaser or a late surger. That means she’s can easily meet the minimums for any G1 Mile and Long race that gives a lot of fans

>>532581345
It isn't even that good of a card. Just roll for uma spe if you like her that much.

>>532580289
Add King Halo, Hishiama and Marvelous to the lot. These cards are insane.

wanna run someone i haven't run yet

maruzensky, symboli, air groove, or matikanefukkireta?

Who is your Tazuna Approved Most Balanced Horse?

>Yeah I am going to make Rice run a mile race even though she's a long runner
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONMG WITH TRAINERSAN

How tf do these horses do it?
Imagine simultaneously being a professional athlete and also being a professional singer/dancer and also being a celebrity and also having to worry about school I would straight up kms.

is Fuji a sexpest?
she calls the umas in her dorm who break the rules 'naughty ponies'

>>532581605
You have to race in portrait. I wish there was a split-screen option, so you can see the overall positions especially when it comes to End/Late runners with the kino of your umas locking in at the homestretch

>>532581418
Anon, they reroll to feed their families

>>532581782
Trainer dick

>>532581473
>immediately after this post
>recreation
>karaoke
>i have now wasted five mood ups
>training
>rest
>mood down event
>i am now on good mood
>recreation a couple turns after
>karaoke
>i have now wasted six mood ups
>straight into a skill level up event for spe that apparently boosts your fucking mood
>i have now wasted seven mood ups
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON

>>532581782
my nee-san's armpits...

>>532581782
iq300 superumas

>>532581749
Shiraoki-sama demands the superstitious uma

>>532581770
Speak for yourself, my Rice can do it EASY

>>532581652
That's how they get you to keep pulling and burning away your carats

>>532581782
If Special Needs can do it, anyone can

>doing random G2/3 races for trophy
>skip
>skip
>skip
>skip
>14th place
>wot
>skip
>1st
I never doubted my hors

Playing Uma Musume gives me an urge to sprint. Is that weird?

>>532581749
Maruzensky is pretty simple and fun to run imo so I'd go with that for a chill run.

>>532581561
>I'm pretty sure TSLA will bounce back
The only way it bounces back is hype and more Musk promises. i.e meme stock
Their last two financials reports were utter disasters with revenue plummeting, sales crashing worldwide. Their EV ridesharing has no ability to compete with Waymo and Musk is dying on the hill that his cheaper shit cameras are better than LIDAR. His relationship with Trump is broken and Trump announced rollbacks for EV credit.
If you think TSLA is bouncing its based on momentum and hype from swing trading. Or if you're naive enough to believe TSLA can somehow beat Waymo with EV rideshares and robots are coming soon.

>>532580693
>get to 500+ nigga and youll never be boxed in again
Perhaps the biggest lie ever told in this general.

>>532581425
Which one will be the better broodmare

>>532581782
They do not have human physiology, and running is part of their instinct

>>532581473
>Not keeping track of his card's mood up events as to know if they're exhausted or if recreation is warranted

>>532581868
please trainer san, dont stop, I'm laughing my ass off here

>>532581782
Stop making me want to fuck Bakushin.

>>532581782
they are unironically an ubermensch species

>>532581782
I can't be lusting for bakushin

>>532581938
Stop bragging... One day my Raisu is going to be good too...

>>532581982
>Their last two financials reports were utter disasters with revenue plummeting, sales crashing worldwide
Yeah because Musk got into politics and tanked his image. That's irrelevant in the long run if he can course correct

No rice is a good rice

>>532582071
No.

>>532581473
Do you have Tazuna SSR? You can replace your final card with her and she acts as a rest & recreation or rest & infirmary every other date

guh i want oguri cap... she seems like such a cute dummy...

*rapes you*

The fodder umas always make me laugh they look so done

>>532580531
I don't just like NTR
I LOVE NTR
But more than that, I ADORE Admire Vega

Has there ever been a more infuriating scenario

>>532582409
10 dia cards

>>532582354
Watch the anime and you can imagine them going "muri~" whenever you pass them

>>532582354
>so dramatic

>>532582409
my wives

>>532582409
200 pulls with 0 kita nor dia

Will we ever get better race dialogue? Stuff like saying my Uma is unbeaten so far or is on a long win streak or how my uma lost to another uma running in this race and now it's my chance for revenge.
Nothing too crazy but enough to give a bit of uniqueness to every career.

>>532582212
>if he can course correct
My dude. People have been begging for him to shut up and keep quiet since like 2018.
The TSLA brand is damage, there isn't coming back for them. EVs were thing liberals and environmentalists bought while people on the right laughed at them as hippies. Musk has completely damaged that reputation with lefties, and is now warring with Trump. When you tank your relationship with two sides there's no coming back.
Other cars like KIA are rolling out their own new EVs coming out the end of this year or next. In terms of EVs, TSLA is over.

>>532581473
>>532581868
>shortly after this post
>handful of turns of nothing happening
>feel like it's finally over
>training
>fail a 15%
>mood down, practice poor
>rest
>mood down, night owl
>i am now on normal mood
>recreation
>mood + energy
>i am now on good mood
>never clicking recreation again
>fast forward to turn before ura finale
>double rainbow on speed to close this disasterclass off, at least I'm practically full energy
>
>fail 2% from practice poor
LOOK AT THE FUCKING ENERGY BAR HOW IS THIS SHIT POSSIBLE WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCKING HOLY FUCKING SHIT
these kinds of runs only happen on borrowed umas, is the game cursing me? for being unfaithful to the umas I've raised myself? do I deserve to die?

>>532582521
harlots

>>532582031
>the wilted ears
ough

>>532581730
She's not insane or anything but another gold recovery source would make my long race builds a lot smoother.

>>532581756
tazuna approved spark fishing horse.... i know what you are bro

>>532582347
*cums*

getting castrated together with bwo

>stomping Teio’s toe
>punching her in the mouth as she screams
>punching her so hard her head hits the floor
>picking up her limp and barely conscious body by the throat and slamming her against the wall
>smacking her face till she’s coherent again
>”t-trainer-san…why?” she chokes out through tears and sobs
>punch her in the gut so hard she vomits
>tell her there’s no crying in racing
>her knees buckle and she falls to the ground
>roundhouse kick her in the jaw like a baseball on a tee
>her jaw shatters and a few teeth come flying out
>as she’s laying on the ground stomp her leg until you feel it shatter
>roll her over and finish her off by dumping hot black coffee in her mouth and throwing the mug at her

>>532581141
Aniki…

Is there a way to see a guest uma's sparks from the menu where you select them or do I really just have to individually select them and then remove it if I don't like the sparks

>>532582660
I was doing no such thing.
I was actually fishing for an S rank medium inherit using a 9 star medium maruzensky
which didn't happen, but hey, hot springs run
1* power spark btw

Is this even useable? I didn't expect to end up with so much power...

>>532582347
Under no circumstances would I be unwilling to have sex with Almond Eye

the anti teio guy is a literal horsefucking brony btw

>>532581141
I did this

is it even worth using eishin flash / sweep tosho if i only have them at lb1 / llb2

>>532582813
Under filter you can sort by sparks and it'll show them.

>>532582578
Just get this card if it bothers you so much.

>>532582939
sweep absolutely, not sure about eishin, might be better with one of the other speed SRs at MLB

>>532582880
>stamlet

I had Maxed Stam and Speed Sparks
How the fuck are you supposed to cap these

>>532582989
>just roll this 1/500 cards
Pls

I have never experienced Rice Shower mood swings. Why do people say she's the hardest to train?
My Oguri and McQueen get stupid ass mood debuffs like 3-5 times a career. My Rice will maybe get 0-2.

I just MLBed this ningen. Is she any good?

>>532582409
consider yourself lucky.

2 DAYS UNTIL CURREN CHAN

If you’re looking for a club /uma/dachi has spaces open

THE UMAS CAN GET SLOW METABOLISM WHEN YOU FEED THEM EXTRA FOOD IN THE EVENTS???? NOOOOOOOO MY FUCKING RUN

>>532583096
She's on the same banner as Creek in a couple weeks, just get her then.

>>532583186
What is the hype behind her?
Yall just hyped to have Kita gone?

My ningen wife

>>532577185
Wanna share with the class how you managed to get 1k power with just a single 0LB power card?

>>532583196
Competitive? Casual?

>>532583275
she's cute

>>532582454
hot glue it, then show it to narita to get her angry and rape you cuz you jerked off to a toy instead of her directly
>>532582815
CUTE!

>>532582884
bro, shes hors

>>532583239
do you just not use gametora or ever think about what's the catch if one option gives you only 10 energy and 5 skill pts while the other gives 30 energy and 10 skill pts?

>>532583275
She's cute, and also a sprinter.

OK FAGS HEAR ME OUT
DAIWA SCARLET
BUT
KUGUMIYA RIE AS HER VA

>>532583134
She’s okay for pump and dump

>>532583240
Ok fair enough, didnt know that

me? yeah, I just had sex with biwa.

>>532583096
Or find a person that someone uses it (assuming you already have a Kitasan Black). Again, even at 0*, once she’s online her dates are literally rest and recreation that alternates to rest and infirmary for 5 uses.

>>532583403
>kugimiya
When will this meme die? She has always been terrible.

>>532583378
Yes

>>532583146
>>532582409
aren't both of you lucky? you got more kitasan than diamond, be glad

>>532583394
do NOT post the tomato son!
also: no, I exclusively press the lower choice, always.

>>532583403
Sun Visor never ever...

>>532583486
t. MASSIVE HOMOSEXUAL THAT SUCKS EPENIS IRL EVERY NIGHT

>>532583336
Casual for now

>>532583403
>>532583486
she already voices this mythical uma

Just saw the video where Gentildonna forces the trainer to do drills ans compress his balls...

connection error...
Vodka my qt

it's teiover

Breed sweep

>>532580006
I use rudolf and teio
they're both pretty easy to train so I can just spam G1s till I hit 500k

looks like I got banned

bwos....

Huh?

holy shit dead servers

connection error........

Servers ARE DEAD
OWARI DA

uhhh

>>532583394
>do you just not use gametora
No... I just pick what I think is going to make my Uma the most happy....

There is something unnerving about the people who ship the horse girls with a blank self insert and not the other horse girls.
Its the extra effort to have worse taste that informs your other opinions

>actually won HOPEFUL STAKES
>connection error
HEH??? I better not get fucking robbed.

IM DONE WITH THIS SHIT

Apologize by giving me 30000 carots

50 carrots incoming, you rike?

god damn

>>532583556
>THAT SUCKS EPENIS IRL EVERY NIGHT
nta but that doesn't make any sense, bwo...

AIIIIEEEEE MY CONNECTION

why cant these niggers get their servers to work properly

What are these servers made of?

Cygames…

Where's those 3K carats

IT'S MAMBOVER (second time today)

CYGAMES
CARATS
NOW!

10k apologems right fucking now

>>532582989
Is it really worth giving up a slot for it

What happened

>>532583275
i need statues and stars to unlock my wife's costume

EoS soon.
revenue so shit they can't even afford a decent server.

>>532583547
Good she’s a slow ugly cunt

nwo...

I was just about to start a career...

>A connection error ocurred
A connection error ocurred
>A connection error ocurred
A connection error ocurred
>A connection error ocurred

>alt tabs to check the /uma/ clubs to join since i just got enough to join a club
>suddenly servers are down Owari Da...

what the fuck is up with the servers today

NOOOOOOOO MY DAICHOU WILL KICK ME IF I DON'T FINISH THIS RUN

I'm sorry I was breeding Top Gun in the server room

Actual EoS

EOS incoming

jesus christ IM getting real fucking sick of these overreacting /v/iggers spamming the thread whenever something is down in their seanigger region

ANOTHER 50 CARROTS FROM CYGENEROUS

>>532583629
>>532583645
reddit shower please go

>>532583239
It's 10% of it happening, and it can heal itself, so it's still generally better than not picking the option even when you do get it.

I don't think they understand how much damage random disconnections cause to player sentiment...and there have been a lot of them. Too much.

>>532583679
I WAS IN URA FINALE

I just got off work...

wtf bros the server literally has just been exploding randomly

2 clock gift confirmed

AAAAAAAAHHHHHH I'M OVERCAPPING ON PVP TRIALS IN 8 MINUTES

Nooooo......I was on date with secretary...

>>532583403
Make it so.

>>532583675
what a weirdly faggotly thing to say

>>532583679
Do people actually struggle with that race?
I saw someone call it hopeless stakes, but I don't think I've ever had issue with it
Fucking Japan Derby always fucks my otherwise perfect runs

LET ME LOG IN AAAAAAAAAA

1 umillion carats please

is it possible to get 800 carrots by the time the banner ends
i need one more ten pull....

wtf my internet died for a second and the anons are posting
>connection problem
Something big must have happened a global attack on the internet.

My deck SUCKS DICK

>>532583763
post hand color and timestamp with you playing the game with functional server now.

You should have prayed more to Shiraoki-sama to prevent the servers from exploding.

>>532583679
>>532583781
The game calculates and determines the results of the race as soon as you press the 'Race' button. You'll be fine.

I just got fired

>>532583765
hmmmmmmm nyo

LET ME INNNNNN

>>532583836
Well im clearly not wrong youre proving my point

>thread nicely slow and chill
>game goes down for subhumans
>AAAAAAAAAAAA PANIC STEAM IS DOWN type posts
fucking end yourselves

>>532583867
everything else is working fine just shitty cygames server

I better get a 3 star stamina spark with a 3 star ura finale spark, and a 3 star turf spark out of this...

I was literally in the career over screen for King Halo, now I won't get to watch her ending...

>>532583239
30 stamina from eating + 20 from recovering, as long you cure debuff at first try one try it is only as bad as a turn resting.

don't worry bros, they'll give us 1 (ONE) whole jelly for this

>>532583859
surely you have $20

>>532583859
just increase friendship with your umas to unlock more event stories for carats, assuming you completed all the trophies already

>>532583893
yes, mine

>>532583683
So generous, I rove!

>>532583859
>800 carats in a week
yeah, probably
unless you already cleaned out all the trophies and whatever

>>532583924
Now you can play the game full time, congrats

How do you guys build grass wonder, her campaign feels harder to me for some reason

+50 Karats
Take it or leave it

I will post my current favourite hort while I wait for the servers to come back on

>>532583901
It's easy to job that race when you're building friendship early and everyone decides to camp guts multiple turns in a row

We are back

You'll get 50 carats and you'll like it

Welp, should I jack off to Diamond again or start season 2?

now that the servers are down you may now shill your other gachas

>532583675
Why are you ban evading your permaban?

Poorfags already begging

CYGENEROUS...
I JUST CANT STOP KNEELING ANYMORE
MY LEGS... I DONT FEEL THEM...
WE DONT DESERVE YOU...

IS IT
CYGENEROUS TIME?

>>532583715
She reduces energy consumption and gives rests that are more secure and boosts mood or cures injury every other use.

So it’s a personal choice as to whether you put in a card that gives more stats or this card that lets you do more training

what the fuck is your faggots problem? do you have nothing else to do besides crying like baby bitches that get their toys taken away? fucking poorfags the lot of you begging for scraps.

>>532576637
Thank god

CHECK YOUR BOX

>>532583893
It’s not that bad anon. Your on your way

>>532584013
I'd show you my build, but I can't log in...

2 sta/spd/wit
>can't hit 600/600/600 and gets too much wit
2 spd/3sta/1wit
>powerlet, BOXED, pressing sta too much
apparently the answer is 2spd 2sta 1pwr and 1 wit

>>532584035
meant for >>532583838

Dancho please don't kick me... i was just finishing a 50k fan urara run....

Well the game had a good run. Are they ever going to localize gakuen idolmaster? It's the same type of training game.

PLEASE PLEASE GOD PLEAS 1500 CARATS PLEASE

this game needs more loli kitasan black

>>532583896
I did, and it still exploded

SERIOUSLY? I WAS ABOUT TO RUN URA FINALS!! GOLDSHI IS NOT HAPPY!

>>532583859
You'll get them either by Monday or on the same day the banner ends (but a bit earlier) unless you're a turboshitter. PvP rewards + Guild rewards

>>532577139
>You need 4 copies (MLB/3LB) in one reroll
>Probability per reroll: ~0.4% (1 in 250)
This is wrong
4 or more Kitasan copies in 90 rolls is 1 in 881

>servers die for 5 minutes
>/uma/: UHHH CYGAMES WHERES MY 1500 APOLOGY CARROTS????

>>532583893
>2lb kitasan
My brother!

>>532583675
I don't really see the problem with either crowd as long as they're not obnoxious about it. Ship the umas or fuck the umas yourself, just don't act like your way is the only way and everybody is a freak

>>532583675
what about now

>>532579951
why are you wearing lipstick bro

I DEMAND COMPENSATION

>>532584242
goes to show that the thread is full of seanigger and other third world poor fags like spics and latinx

>>532584286
Me on the right

>only 3 uma borrows per day
what's the fucking point?

>>532583896
It was me, I prayed for the game to explode after getting 5 disorders in 1 run.

>>532584182
if you start learning moonrunes right now, you can start playing it before it ever releases here.

I am a lolicon, which uma is for me? Shoujo Ramune 5 got subbed

>>532584013
My best Grass Wonder had an A in both Speed and Power and a B+ in Stamina, 400 wit iirc. I love Grass' career, all she wants to do is shove a katana through Maruzensky's gullet.

>servers dead
its so over...

>>532584320
I wish she'd stare at my dick and balls with that look

>>532584320
ayyyy lmao big head Teio

check your mailboxes, they gave out 10,000 carats

>>532584286
you know what sure ill ntr suzuka from this guy im ok with that

Should I make another malicious nature where I go all in on red (she will stand no chance in winning races though)

>>532580542
it wasn't that good

>>532584374
Hebe Shower
Mayano Top Hebe

im going to need about 100 rolls for compensation. i was about to farm 15 mil for danchou!

>>532583838
It's just the first hard race. I was spark farming with Oguri today and won the race 4/5 times. The time I lost was when I had the best stats and I ended up in 16th place.

>>532583675
>there is something unnerving with shipping horses with yourself instead of yuri garbage
I SEE WHAT YOURE DOING THERE SEANIGGER BY PHRASING THINGS IN AN UNAPPEALING WAY YOU NIGGER FAGGOT
>>532584267
this chad gets it, most normal person itt

>>532584374
You don't have many choices atm. Best go with Top Cun.

>>532584182
>idolmaster
>ever being localized
LUHNEIGH
Idolmaster events in GBF, Cinderella Girls anime, and Cinderella Girls Shadowverse cards are the closest we are ever getting to officially localized Idolmaster media.