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>>531484497 (OP)Breeding success: 99.98% percent compatible!
do NOT use my horse wife to shitpost
hors
late because I posted in the shitty thread. Now THIS is the bread
The schizo is from gbfg??
>>531484497 (OP)Wow what a great thread
Nobody can be upset at a Goldshi thread.
>>531484497 (OP)Kitasan is kita (almost)
I think wit game guy was right. Got me way more consistent URA wins than speed/stam decks.
>>531484834I can, Golshi is reddit
>>531484781Those are the only posters left there...
I only post in based Yakuza approved breads
Alright this is just straight up Ryuko how do you even justify this
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>>531484873Yeah, and that horse is now bricked for literally anything that isn't career.
>>531484497 (OP)The Raceway Rammer
>>531484924You say that about everyone you dont like.
every day I thank god I'm not some hutdwelling SEAmonkey that saves scat to their hard-drive as a hobby
who /jp/ here? I need to know when the newest flatties are dropping
Why is this thread #901 even tho there have been at least 903 threads?
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>>531478078>>531484102holy moly absolutely fucking DESTROYED
Kachow'd with a distance in ... distance. McQueen utter domination.
>>531485065>and the mods dont give a single fuckhonestly hilarious
>>531485046No, there's plenty of umas I don't like, but I only say that about Golshi and Tachyon.
>>531485029Well if the intent is to clear URA then it works for that
Not every run has to have a perfect PvP unit that also has 500,000 fans and a 3* stamina spark
>>531484670Itโs going to get worse before it gets better.
Say your prayers to the Kita altar now or all of your luck will go to Satano Diamond.
>>531485029I'm barely reaching those stamina numbers even with 3 speed/stamina cards.
Could try wit/stam instead of wit/speed for PvP.
>>531485171Not this time rice shower
>>531485171Thank you for protecting their identity.
30 total wins how? I only managed 19 wins with Baku.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbb2FejtBEU
Why are 2* horses the best?
>>531485086scatposter threads are not canon
Just a reminder that you can (and should) report troll posts
>>531485086>uma monkeys chimp out without a thread counter yet they cant even countHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
STUPID APES YOU
CANT MAKE THIS UP HAHAHAHAHHA
Lmaoooooo
I am starting an Ass Wonder run for the first time to clear the special mission. Anything I should keep in mind?
>>531485209why can't you reason with your fellow bros?
>>531485171oh yeah hosting the dirt race in a moment
how long until i can roll kitasan (uma version)?
When will we get a black Uma?
i feel bad for my main toon cause she never won an URA finale
What about Uma makes people dump their IRL wit?
>>531485472They released for the first anniversary so who knows given the accelerated pace.
>>531485354Yea you are shit munching spammer/flooder
>>531485171>can't even score a single top 5My trainer career is literally in shambles. It's time to commit sudoku. Saraba da umadacchi
When is this literal sex goddess coming out
>>5314854721 year anni but given our accelerated schedule id guess around 8 months from now
>>531484670You haven't seen ANYTHING yet...
>>531485391Fix your ESL mistakes before posting.
sniffing Tazuna's big butt
sniffing Grass Wonder's big butt
>>531485129are satanofags okay?
THE WHOLE URA FINALE IS MINE FOR THE SLAMMIN'! O HO HO
>>531485176did you mean the leak or what, mods are personally endorsing it
>>531485065>he created another one after everyone switched to numbered thread half way throughMental illness.
>>531485583september this year probably
>>531485002perfect tomboy can't be improved
>>531485637love giga stacies
>>531485570How bad will it be if our anniversaries are on the actual anniversaries instead of where they were in the jp schedule?
>>531485510Matikane Tannhauser
she fuarking did it bros.
no clock required
>>531485607>aborted>soul is sent to the chinese world of many textTough
>>531485689>mods are endorsing the daily destruction of 4chanyeah no shit
>>531485583Is she the only brown uma?
>>531485785matikanefukukitannhauser
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>>531485176mods got outed for being literal indian teenagers when the site got hacked
Now that Uma is popular world wide we can get Man o' War right?
>>531485637This bimbo and Daitaku can't come soon enough
>>531485510Post the sound version.
>>531485065>>531485845why don't jannies rangeban the schizo
>>531485791Nice job, anon
>>531485795Stop being a nigger and read your fucking cat.
>>531485782Extremely bad, because trying to release things out of order would completely destroy the Japanese spaghetti code.
>>531485065Stop giving him attention retards. Call him a nigger, a faggot, a tranny, a shcizo and he will relish the attention. Ignore him andd he will kill himself in a week.
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>>531484102And for the final race of the day, a Dirt Medium!!
The Appu-Calypso Down and Dirty Race can be found at
>76749785It's raining, its a dirt track, its absolute hell out there.
Bring your toughest horses, its gonna be an awful race.
You know the rules.
>>531485327I did it using 6 speed support Baku with stam inherit, After grinding enough speed I did >30 races in a row
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>a challenge toward the front
Does this help front runners?
>>531485845>made another thread????????????????????????????
Jesus, man. What is wrong with this schizo
>>531485583>amazon does the amazon posekino
>>531485849whoa imagine my shock
>fucking /g/ of all places has some of the best mentality on this matter due to the insane amounts of sharty and saars invading that board since forever
>>531485578Take the opportunity to learn and the lesson should be you want 1k+ stamina for long pvp races.
>>531485621>eop complains about multilingual chadDumb ape
>>531485874only after secretariat and seabiscuit
>>531485160Why is she looking at me like that
>>531485791Good work Trainer-san
>>531485939schizos are what make the site look alive
why are all these threads so dead
>>531486003What other umas have kamen rider references besides biko?
>>531485983>dirt mediumBro all the dirt pvp tracks are mile no one builds dirts for medium this is going to brick so hard
I have a weird problem. Every minute or two, my mouse starts lagging heavily for like 2-3s, then goes back to normal. It's annoying. Any ideas?
I see there's new McQueen and Teio on the gacha? What's they
Difference? Are they better or worse?
>>531485959Iโm tired, boss
>>531485983hit me with a dirt long
I'll school you all
>>531485939They don't bother unless it's a general for a game they autistically fixated on.
They also don't do anything unless you disagree with them at which point they trawl through every single post you have ever made.
I'm going to be excited for /uma/ room matches when the roster of umas expands more
>>531485708Ryuko fucked like 3 different women in the show
>>531486236>didn't notice and entered my haruI believe in her bwos
AGP Trannyon sisters? How do we respond???
>>531485993Nnn...yes, kind of. If you have it as a front runner and another takes you over it's an option to try and fight the position back. But you don't ever want to give up the lead as a front runner.
Basically it's not worth taking unless you have no other skills you want or can take.
>>531486289All I remember when they first came out is that the McQueen alt is terrible and her ult never triggers
>>531486029Yeah something to consider at least. Haven't really had an issue doing Trials Long so far, this little friendly match shows me i still have long way to go.
Is Kitasan nigger out yet?
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>>531486236thats the point
if i could i would've made it a dirt long for maximum misery
>>531485983And the race is underway!
>>531486393WHERE IS THE TAIL
>>531485983>already fullaieeeeeeeeee I was reading stories for the last few gems I need
is sex not allowed before URA finals?
>>531485939Jannies don't have any power besides deleting and requesting mod action. Mods are the ones with any real power and if they don't care the jannies can't do anything
>>531486308You'll keep running until I get the perfect flattest 3* suzuka.
>>531486232I slap her in the mouth
Will the servers die at midnight under pressure?
>>531486289McQueen Blanco was the worse uma in the game for a long time.
Pretty sure Teio Rojo is worse than Teio Blanco too, but I donโt remember what her pre-buff unique did.
Can you horsefuckers please stop littering the board and have the decency to wait for page 10? Thank you.
>>531486489you don't give a dog a treat before performing the trick
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>>531485983>rushed>as el condor pasait's buenover
>>531486581hi march!!!!!!!! :D
>>531486581we run this shit just like /alter/ did back then...
fuck your literally who generals
>>531486581It's a splitschizo
>>531485983>EL CONDOR PASA
>>531486581Can you take the schizo responsible for it? Please take him from us.
who do I play for URA long final?
>>531486581It's one schizo spamming threads for some reason
https://x.com/MAD_ODD_TEA/status/1945555087767867834
>>531485983>Late start and stuck behind 12 other pace chasers It was over before it even began
I need more webms from the kino movie
>>531486581Says the HRT schizo
>>531486232my emperor I...
>>531486564why u lie to me
>>531486581its just an early start happens to everyone
>>531486581we will, you just have to take our schizo under your wing.
>>531484460You have a base "HP" equal to the track length you're running and stamina increases it at a ratio of around 1 stam = 0.7hp.
>2400m track>2400 base HPLet's assume your stamina consumption rate requires you to have 3161HP.
You would need either 838 stamina and a golden recovery skill or 1070 stamina.
838 stamina alone lands you at 2996 HP, multiplied by a recovery skill 1.055 -> 3161HP
>>531486232I don't remember her being this much of a dork in the anime
>actually proud of using /fgoalter/ when that thread was schizo central because of how literally nothing of valuable could be discussed there that hasn't been discussed in /fgog/ 10 years ago
>>531485510her name is NOT mambo
so how do you multii instance reroll using mumu? do you need multiple gmail accounts
>>531486581hello want a drink?
>>531486581It's just one fag, who speaks like a /dbz/fag on /a/ that loves scat, shitting up the board.
easiest way to see which umas I have/haven't won career with?
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>>531485983And that's it folks, El Condor Pasa proves once more only Americans can handle this amount of dirt and mud.
Thanks for the races lads, good luck getting your Kitasan and enjoy the Appu-Calypso in an hour from now
>>531486581go beg the jannies in tears and on your knees then you faggot
oh, you're just a powerless shitposter? LMAO
>>531486581It will die down when newest hot gacha drops. Probably Enfield. Not that it will increase the quality of board as a whole.
>>5314853276 speed support cards, borrow a 9 star speed horse from a friend, and a lot of op races
>>531486724Just take a few long extras
>>531486780the movie was shit
>>531486921>implying it's not an attempt at falseflagging
>>531486921The difference is that instead of a dog shit game with a dog shit story, /uma/ can just post their wives for months at a time or indulge in the thrill of actual horse gambling
Winning Ticket is such a faggot, their story is ass
mihono bourbon is the horse girl for me
>>531486663>Jap gacha once again runs the boardIt's no wonder the hoyochinks are seething
>>531486930Nonsense, mambo is mambo. Who the FUCK is Matikane Tannwhatshername?
>>531487082>theirshut up tranny liberal nigger cunt
Why does Special Week keep calling me Torenasan
>>531485983>my first ever room matchLOOK AT HER GO
>>531487045shut up faggot
>>531487082bitch only cries about uoooh daaaaby
>>531486581I don't remember people bitching so much about the time BA had 15 thread on the catalogue at the same time some months ago
>>531486964Thanks bwo you too good races
>>531486370oh shit it just saved my ass in the finals, not a good option but there were a bunch of front runners
>>531487098My favorite singer
>>531487082Be nice to Tickezo you steaming piece of shit
>>531485510gotta love the mambster
>>531486921sorry i killed your chink general bro it will happen again faggot
>>531486964the El Condor Pasa's look like they're wearing glasses
newfag here
is it still worth pulling if i don't have 200 pulls saved up? i have around 120 pulls atm plus whatever else i can scrounge together during the rest of her banner
WTF Mayano you can't just shit all over Mcqueen like this
you only have 600 stamina
Banner better be up when I wake up or else.
>>531487241goldshi would run away
>>531486964Damn, and I thought mine had good stats. But I guess it doesn't matter if everyone else was pace too
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Peak hebe.
Remember that RICE SHOWER looks like this not irl
https://x.com/Anayet321/status/1945127513174249520
Should I be mad a guy I follow switched out his MLB Sweep for a LB2 Creek
>>531487293Your exchange points become worthless after the banner ends so no, don't pull unless you expect to hit 200 before it ends
>>531487293You should reroll if you're that far off
>>531487293Yes, they're gonna be available until 1st August so you have plenty of time to get more carats. No need to pull on the release.
>>531487293Drop some money on carats to insure you get kitasan.
>>531486957Hall of Fame shows your highest rank for each uma, you can probably assume that anything under B+ wasn't cleared.
>>531487472there's mare stench all over you
>>531487424Rerolling is for trannies and schizos only.
>>531487434But the servers just reset. Why nips so retarded?
>>531487434Wtf I thought it was at 10PM. I have to stay up till midnight for this shit.
Just got McQueen, what's the ideal card distribution, 3 speed 3 stamina?
>>531484781I thought it was bag because of the scat
where's the new REGEND race?
Nobody has winning ticket as their favorite
im new and stupid ive just been picking the SSR support cards i have without really looking at the SRs or Rs, but i've been reading that some of them are just as good as SSRs
should i be looking for skills on SRs/Rs that match my horses style, or is there something else i should be looking for?
>>531487392she definitely is not a loli like Mayano, I prefer it that way desu
>>531487665the /bag/ scatposter only does it when you mention Mika
>>531487312Top Gun is simply an over-performer in room matches for some reason. This one here has been tearing A's apart.
You are about to witness the "KITASAN INCIDENT OF 2025" reply to this post with MAMBO and a pic of MAMBO or pic related will happen to YOU
>>531487627It is 10pm...UTC time
>>531487627>>531487434>cygames makes gajin basically miss out on a day of the eventbased
What character archetype is Gold Ship? I know I've seen some ancient Japanese "funny" characters doing the shrug wiggle thing, and I'm just wondering what it's called.
>2nd place by 3/4L
>1* guts
Did I do it right guys? :^)
The server is going to shit the bed, isn't it?
>>531487717Use protection!
>>531487687You're right, she's not my favorite, but she's definitely in my top five.
El Condor Pasa and Matikanefukukitaru are really tough competition.
>>531487627Polishdacchi...
Oh did I mention Iโm f2p btw
I bet El Condor Pasa smells unpleasant
>>531487549have you tried rerolling your life?
>>531486910We barely see her in the anime. I hope later on they make a movie or at least an ova about her
>>531487707Always found it weird that people rope Rice with the lolis
>>531487549But everyone here is rerolling
>>531487863El Condor Pasa Gas.... haha...
>>531487553something is not right
>>531487890thats what trannies do actually
Whats the point of replaying a career with the same character? Does she get stronger even if your final grade isnt the highest (lets say your highest with her its a C+ and you get a D)
>>531487940they look at her chest size and immediately think loli
>>531487793bro what is that speed
>>531487774the term you're looking for is "based"
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I have few people added with fully uncapped support cards and I'm scared they will replace them with KB.
>>531487863in a pleasant sort of way
>>531487732She can experiment with my body until she gets tired!
>>531487973come on anon
fire up those braincells you can do it
>>531486347The arima kinen incident...
Kitasan contrarians still thinking they're better than everyone for skipping will lose. Japanese players going into the official twitter kitasan post telling everyone
>>531487973You replay careers to learn how to optimize your runs and create a stronger veteran uma to use in PVP, Room Matches, Legend races, etc.
>>531485959The Suzukalings
>>531488000The kinda speed that nearly made me win the final
>>531487949Everyone with a mental disability or illness is, you're right.
>>531487796That and I bet they will desire sensor the fuck out of pulls or the rates will be off, something anyone who pulls super hard at the beginning is gonna get turbo fucked.
Did I mention Iโm f2p btw?
>>531487717she looks a little young anon...
is there a limit to friend slots you can buy? or do they keep refreshing in the store
>>531487627I remember when there was vidya worth waiting in line at midnight for. Good times.
Fucks wrong with this one
I just want to unload my carrats..
SHOULD I REROLL FOR KITA BROS I'M GETTING DESPERATE AND CAN'T THINK FOR MYSELF
>>531488102It was just a couple trolls trying to sway the minds of new players
>>531488102JP Dude rerolled for MLB Kitasan, took 3 days without sleep
>>531486921>/fgog/ 10 years agoHOL UP
HOLY FUCKING SHIT ITS BEEN 10 YEARS?!?!?!
>>531487392Her ass isn't that big.
>>531488102>Kitasan Black>BLACK>White dresswhat did she mean by this?
oh yeah this dude's ban evading
Just wanted everyone to know Iโm f2p btw
>>531488230It was just Halo lets be real you didnt bother for anything else
Hey
So basically I'm just gonna not roll for Kitasan Black
I Know..... UGH I know... It's just that I'm not gonna roll for her is all
>>531487739mambo, mambo
omatsuri mambo!
>>531488058I think I finally fixed my broken fucking sound links
my browser is breaking them when saving
>>531487739I missed the og Kita incident and played without her for three years, what did I miss?
>>531488310>just shut down half of your brain bro
>>531488127That's what he said
>>531488328HOT SPRING VISIT? ToT
>>531488363Thank you for your service. The game depends on having f2p players lose every time to whales in pvp to keep going. It might seem like a thankless sacrifice, but you really are appreciated.
I won't be coming back until 48 hours later because I get frustrated at people posting better rolls than me.
>>531488310was he streaming and paying for it using the superchats?
>>531488102You know they're on 2ch all laughing about how they're trolling new global players into rolling everything for an over hyped card
>>531488310That idiot rerolled one at a time though. Anyone with a brain will be using emulators to reroll 8+ at a time.
>>531488496if you don't use half of your brain the horsepower will go to the other half and work twice as well
WHY DO THEY CALL HER MAMBO?
EL CONDOR PASA'S PET IS CALLED MAMBO
WHY
>>531488310>mlbJesus. You only need 3 or 4 and you can finish it with a spark
>>531488556I would if you could post proof, but you dont for some odd reason.
>>531488524I won a carrot...
Don't mind it because no way I'm winning this run.
>>531488310why unironically wouldn't you just get a job and whale
>>531487739Matikanetannhauser
>>531488709you're underage aren't you
>>531488574It's one shitposter obsessed with trying to get people to call Tannhauser Mambo for some reason. It's basically a ritual post at this point
so called free thinkers when picking the skills for their umas
Are umas even able to give consent? They're all really retarded.
I need a black uma
No, not her
I mean BLACK uma
>>531488427She pronounces it so weirdly it makes me mad
I fucking HATE this horse
Can I just leech Kitasan from one of you whalebros? Not sure how the friend system works yet
>>531488586There's a lot of evidence that your pulls are seeded, so it's not only that one card, but all your future pulls on that account that are going to be better if you take the time to reroll.
>>531488558I'll be reporting every 3LB+ Kitasan rerollers to Cygames with an email :)
>>531488769>Oguri Fat activates GourmandI actually laughed
Question, Playing on the STEAM version and my game runs like complete ass. It lags bad like it had a memory leak or something, Anyone else have this problem or know how to fix?
>>531488709>working in japanwhy not just kill yourself
>>531488793Amazon bros...
>>531488819there's a lot of evidence
such as.... uh... well...
>>531486581Shut the FUCK up, Yuria.
>>531487739who the heck is mambo
>>531488793look up Kris S, she's autistic and has a rifle
>>531488769>that garbage crop>clideo.comfucking christ you faggots are beyond help
If you have sex with my nice wife you will get mob kitasan
>>531488312I'm afraid so lads.
>>531488676yup its still a clock
>>531488819Would it not be the opposite on a seeded account? They need to balance your luck by fucking up your future pulls
30 minutes until 9/11, the black plague and the resurrection of Hitler.
>>531488796You can get a friend code on your profile. People post it here, or in discord or on steam to share when they have a nice legacy horse and card. You copy that code and add them as a friend and so long as they have the space for it, you're in and can use both.
>>531488862You're playing a unity game for 10 year old phones, how fucking bad is your pc?
>>531488862working as intended
>>531488796You can, but you won't be able to use other supports for years. Is this really what you want?
>>531488918im calling her the white saviour horse from now on
This is the last moments of tranquility...
>>531488709I have a job and enough savings to buy myself a house right now, I STILL wouldn't whale on a gacha.
>>531488862the absolute state of seatrannies
>>531488221I'm too old to understand these retarded zoomershit memes.
>>531489035OF COURSE MY HORSE
>>531489035of course my horse
>>531488918She's more tan/brown.
>>531489035OF COURSE MY HORSE
>>531489029thank god we'll have an hour to sort all of that out before kita happens afterwards
>>531488709You'd have more success and luck betting on actual horses
>>531489029fucking finally, it's high time to do some hitlering around here desu
>>531488761>one shitposterHe goes by the name "TomSchmusMPM" on the German imageboard pr0gramm.
It's just a tiktok addicted zoomer. He posted the other day that he loves to troll 4chan videogame threads with this kind of shit. He spends about 8 hours per day just consuming brain rot ironically.
>how do you knowI unfortunately browse the same forum and was looking at Umamusume uploads, which all were uploaded by him months ago along with the message that he shitposts here.
>>531488937Not him but teach me your ways, webmanon
Who /last minute story farm/ here
so we basically just start scouting in 2h 30min or what
>>531489035OF COURSE MY HORSE
>>531489034Oh ok thanks
>>531489056Not really... Do I have to fully unlock it to use it or is having just one copy enough?
>>531489035OF COURSE MY HORSE
>>531487739MAMBO
>>531488709>$400Doesn't seem like a very good financial decision for a PNG, moreso if you don't keep on whaling because F2P would still be ahead of you
>>531489035of course my horse
>>531489035OF COURSE MY HORSE
>>531489035OF COURSE MY HORSE
>>531489265>"TomSchmusMPM" on the German imageboard pr0gramm.OH NONONONONO
>>531489035OF COURSE MY HORSE
Why are the tracks so massive if they only use 1/16th of it by riding the sides
>>531487312Fucking jet plane
>>531489282And then you join the vortex of negativity, yes.
>>531489035OF COURSE MY HORSE
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>>531487819So no super creek? What cards you recommend?
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my latest creation... I have a feeling the 1 wit card is dumb but we'll see
>>531489094i'm happy for you, i'm glad you're doing well anon
>>531489035OF COURSE MY HORSE
>>531488796Post your ID Skadibwo
>>531489035OF COURSE MY HORSE
THE GLOVES SHALL STAY
AND THE PULLS WILL BE YAY
>>531489035OF COURSE MY HORSE
>>531489035OF COURSE MY HORSE
I'm going to pull at least 1 Kitasan. And my IBS will be miraculously cured when I wake up tomorrow. These things I know to be true.
>>531489035OF COURSE MY HORSE
I think I might be addicted to rerolling and might just sell off some MLB Kitasan accounts
i shouldnโt expect kitasan at 25k if iโm failing 11%
>>531489265sie haben hier deutsche zoomer
if I start a run now but don't finish the URA until after the event begins, will I get event credit on the run? or does it check at the start of the run for that
you guys will be rerolling for days btw
>>531488965To think not even 10 of those generals still exist today
>>531489567You're gonna give your ID to a site with userbase that is 90% Indonesian?
>>531489035OF COURSE MY HORSE
>>531489035OF COURSE MY HORSE
>>531489035of course my horse
>>531489604>sieanon, bitte.
>>531489567Easy money, sell it to the people here that go zero rolls in 200 for kita.
>>531489265>German>Trying to make Mambo a thingLOU BEGA???
>>531489540Holy shit reroll lmao
>>531489284One copy is never enough, you want at least 3LB.
>>531489567You unironically get a better return of your time invested by getting a job and pulling on your own account
Reroll Account selling is for poorfag seanigs
>>531489035OF COURSE MY HORSE
>>531489035OF COURSE MY HORSE
>>531489567Not even worth. Chinks are going to tank the market.
JP gods have spoken, you will roll or be bricked. Kitasan is not skippable
>>531489035of course my horse
>>531489035break a leg and die redditship
>>531489035OF COURSE MY HORSE
>>531488937my sony vegas keeps crashing my PC when i boot it up and I wanted to get the video out now
im not in the mood to grab a new install + crack it since I do a video edit once in a blue moon
>>531489308>I'd rather spend 72 hours mindlessly staring at a computer to reroll than 4 hours mindlessly staring at a computer for work
>>531489265>German imageboard pr0gramm.Having looked up this site, it's like every single pol joke about germans put together and actually real
I love you guys but I don't think you should be allowed humour
Every general here accumulates ritual posts over time and this has to be one of the more harmless ones, the fact that brainrot zoomers probably on autismbucks get to spend all day shitting up threads is an extremely grim potent though
Dont forget to post your Kitasan the moment you get it
>>531489035OF COURSE MY HORSE
>>531489161that's the darkest it gets
>>531489035OF COURSE MY HORSE
Speaking of rolling
https://x.com/ashikura_horse/status/1945387397669380150
>>531489738>sony vegas2012 called
>>531489762the difference is somebody has to hire you for the second one.
>>531489721Sell it, gift it, doesn't make much of a difference
>>531489567you can try but your going to get price mogged by chinks with dedicated set ups
>>531489035OF COURSE MY HORSE
>>531489764>but I don't think you should be allowed humourModern Germans absolutely shouldn't, and even with older generations it can be extremely borderline.
>>531489643/alter/ and its consequence has been a disaster for /vg/
>>531489035OF COURSE MY HORSE
>>531489845not him but vegas 12 is the best editing program that's not adobe's pretentious shit
>>531488862Steam version has a lot of connecting issues for me, I have to wait for connection quite often, small breaks but it stacks up. On phone it's little bit better
>>531489035OF COURSE MY HORSE
>>531489035OF COURSE MY HORSE
I've got 30k for kitasan
am i fucked?
Are you guys doing a race with your horswife before Kitasan?
At 19k carats right now.
Gonna try to hit 22.5k and then paypig the rest for kitasan.
>>531489035OF COURSE MY HORSE
>>531489514I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE
>>531489883uh oh I wonder if barneyfags still kickin it
>>531489764I have a german friend who constantly links me pr0gramm posts about beavers and talks to me about how he loves modding rimworld and how the french suck
Bros... I'm a whale now...
>>531489035OF COURSE MY HORSE
>>531489824@Player1_Please
>half the views of the kitasan tweet
diachan...
>>531490009you'll get mlb in 5 rolls
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>lost in the semifinals, long
Way too much guts, not enough stamina
WHY AM I NEVER GETTING SPEED SPARKS FROM MY 1200 SPEED HORSES
Why do the little ear wiggles and tail flips make me feel happy?
>>531490072You're barely a scallop, son.
>Walk into hot springs for a nice relaxing soak.
>After 10 minutes feel something on penis
>Look down and see Mayano
>Leave hot spring more tired than I when I walked in.
What the fuck is wrong with this horse. I just wanted a nice bath...
>>531488965>/gbfg/>/feg/Fallen soldiers, dont let their walking corpses fool you
>>531490094if that's true i'll blow you right on the spot
>>531489035OF COURSE MY HORSE
>>531490070>posts about beaverswhat does that even mean
>loves modding rimworldadds up
>french suckhe has zero personality
>>531489514i need more of this artist
i require fat horses
no
i demand them
>>531486921alter is and has always been a redditor containment general
>>531489035OF COURSE MY HORSE
>>531490072same i broke my lifetime gacha f2p cherry for horses....
>>531489035OF COURSE MY HORSE
>>531489035GOO GOO BABIES
I got no clue what is good in this game or what to roll, should I be saving up or is there some banner right now worth dumping my gacha rainbow rocks into?
>>531490092built in professor of curvature, thank god I didn't upgrade my rudolf
>>531489035Of course not your umamusume
>>531488574A voice line where she says mambo got adopted for some Chinese brain rot memes so secondaries whoโve seen the Chinese videos but not played know her as mambo
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>>531489035Of course my horse
>>531489035Of course, my horse
>>531489035OF COURSE MY HORSE
>>531490161I can never get 3 star stamina sparks. Shit sucks.
>>531490284norwegian krones
>>531490140If your speed was 600 you would have won.
>>531489035OF COURSE MY HORSE
>>531489764The communtiy or site itself is gay. It's like edgy reddit, where you have to farm updoots to rank up or pay to do the same. I was invited by a friend years ago, but I deleted my account after awhile. It was just the same retarded jokes, pol shit and OC worship. It might be a fed honeypot too at this point.
>>531490234literally posts about beavers building dams or doing anything and he just keeps laughing at bobers
>>531489035Of Course My Horse
>>531490140her outfit is stupid bitch looks like a yugioh player
Only got 15k for KB; going to wait until the end of the rotation to paypig just to see if I get any copies from the free gems between then and now, but I'd like to get to three copies if possible
>so many disgusting rerollers are going to join /uma/ crews in a few hours
>>531490094Can you really not get 2 copies of the same ssr in one 10 pull? It would be 5 at minumum for the set?
A HORSE IS A HORSE
OF COURSE OF COURSE
YES YES YES
MY HORSE MY HORSE
>>531490140spd lookin kinda low
>>531490235Anon, your local shitmart?
>>531490410bober kurwa is peak comedy
>>531486163tachyon does the W pose
>>531489035Of course my horse
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2IYQs4RmeZ8
why are people so obsessed with getting MLB kitasan on this banner specifically? it's not like the card is limited, she can spook you at any time
>>531489035Of course my horse
Isn't the banner reset only in 3:20 hours?
>>531490092>iron willholy aids
>>531490410lmao what the fuck?
>>531490448Just require that all users have the dreams event banner. Rerollers get fucked.
>>531490410Mejiro Bober Kurwa
>>531490357i probably will if I get MLB kita reroll
>>531490070>he loves modding rimworldsick bastard
this shit is soul draining, and you can't even skip it if you want to play the game
>>531490517Yeah but how often do you get spooked, you have a good chance now
>>531490517Good luck with that when the pool is diluted.
We're rolling for kitasan now so we don't have to worry about it in the future.
>>531490528About 2 hours. HOLD THE LINE
>>531490505Hopefully with all the money they make they can get a half decent AWS server to run their game. This shit is ridiculous.
>>531489035OF COURSE MY HORSE
I'm curious
Let's say you refuse to reroll and use up your 30k to no avail, is it even possible to build a deck thaat can at least compete with someone with a kitasan card?
That new Teio sure is slutty
>>531490517Rate up on it and less diluted pool of secondary stuff to roll in the process alongside.
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>>531489035of course my horse
>>531489764pr0gramm is literally german 9gag but they feel superior over every other site because you have to pay to get full access.
>>531490517I want MLB Sweep Tosho
>>531489035OFF COURSE, MY HORSE
TAKE ME TO NEW HEIGHTS THAT NEITHER EQUESTRIAN NOR HOMO SAPIENS HAVE EVERY TREATED UPON BEFORE
>club manager said he will kick out those without LB Kitasan but I'm f2p
>>531489035OF COURSE MY HORSE
>German zoomer comedy revolves around Beave and some thing called "bobers"And I thought Mutts had it bad.
>>531490604>You can't skip modding a game that is perfectly fine on it's ownMaybe you guys should see a doctor.
>>531490429Back to Bangledesh with you
just need to do this for real now
>>531490697so literally german somethingawful?
Thread theme
https://youtu.be/BNcX_oVsQ_4
>>531490663You should get multiple SR's and can just borrow a friends MLB Kita. You'll be fine and can just upgrade the kita over time as you build up it's LMB's.
It's why you want 30K to guarantee it.
If I don't hit 1 or 2 copies tonight, am I supposed to reroll? I have only been playing for 5 days so I won't lose that much.
If you don't have Kitasan in your profile by the end of the banner, you will be removed from your Club/Union/etc.. Do not skip or you will see the consequences
Why do people like Gold Ship, he's such a fucking asshole
>>531490773>beaveWe used to use that as slang for vagina
>>531490663You should hopefully mlb your other SR cards incase you don't get kitasan.
Kitasan rerollers are only gonna get about 70 rolls per reroll so the rest of their deck is gonna be trash besides kitasan.
>>531490807bro...you just...
>>531489035of course, my horse
>>531490807>blowing all your luck on fake rolls
can someone post reroll guide again?
>>531490663First few Chanmis are going to be proper stat and skill allocation checks, not raw deck power checks, so yes.
>>531490868That's called having personality.
>>531489035OF COURSE MY HORSE
>>531485160>the Emiya Shirou stare
>>531490867Jokes on you, I'm not even in a club!
>>531490856Can someone explain the goo goo baby meme when it comes to super creek?
I read the entire event chain of that card and all she does is feed oguri's never ending gape of a mouth with more curry than the entire nation of india
Is there a build that makes wits
How do I get the third copy of the story SSRs?
>>531490625i literally just finished training in jp, the difference is night and day it's like i'm playing on a 500ms server goddammit cyge you have enough money
>>531490868>btfos degenerate jap horse gamblersSeems pretty zased to me
>>531490693where is this from? What mode is this in jp?
>>531490867Say that in club chat.
Go ahead say it.
>>531490732You thought it was a meme?
>>531490732This is usually negotiable if you will do discord rp or other kinds of service. If you're in a good club early you can get carried into high tiers, so it's worth to at least reach out and see if you can work something out.
>>531490868We all love Goldshi.
>>531490807bro you already wasted your luck...
>>531490807Stop jinxing yourself, anon.
>>531490868Anon, you are that one guy who is salty because chad is liked by the whole office and you are loser no one likes.
>>531489035OF COURSE MY HORSE
reminder that pulls are linked to the current time. only pull once you see a bunch of anons posting they got kitasan.
>>531491046Give shoes in clubs.
>>531490919finish the tutorial
waste you ninjins
didn't get what you wanted? press home screen
menu at the bottom right
delete trainer data
done
>>531490636I have a question for keiba anons. If Gold Ship actually tried in a race against an American champion, would he win?
>>531489035OF COURSE MY HORSE
>>531490867I fucking hope people I follow aren't switching to kitasan black unless they have MLB I swear to god if all you pricks highlight a 1LB kitasan I'm going to have a meltie
>>531490868assholes are funny when their assholery isn't directed at you
sucks for the retards that bet on him, then again you have to be retarded to gamble on an animal being consistent anyways
>>531489035OF COURSE MY HORSE
>>531490919just don't reroll, it's not worth it if you already have an account.
>>531490867Iโm the club leader
Will I get good Kita luck if I cum into my phones charging port? Will that appease the app?
>>531491097based golshi with the sebastian vettel reference
>>531491146Isn't that the second copy?
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Cygames is gonna turn kitasan off for the first hour so everyone loses the carats and then re-activates, right? Better wait until 1 hour after banner release
>>531491031She wants your spunk
>>531491031She literally says she wants to play goo goo babies in her campaign
Reminder that if you find this attractive you are a homosexual
The Gambler's Fallacy is a cognitive bias or logical fallacy in which a person believes that past random events can influence the outcome of future random events, even though each event is independent.
Example:
Imagine a fair coin is flipped and lands on heads five times in a row. Someone might think:
"Tails is due to happen next!"
This belief is the gamblerโs fallacy. In reality, the chance of heads or tails on the next flip is still 50/50 โ previous outcomes do not influence future ones in independent random processes.
>>531491048They probably skimped because they thought global would be pretty small. They didn't expect it to get as popular in the west as it did, but even so I expect them to take months to even recognize it as an issue.
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>>531490773>he doesnt knowIt's not even German to begin with, its a niche meme of polish people insulting wild beavers (or other animals) for no particular reason
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHHpYXQyQO4
>>531490876It's 80 rolls and that's only for your first 3 copies. Once you get that you play normally and get 120 more at least for the +1 and a chance to finish. They'll have as developed a deck as any ftp in a couple of days at most.
bros............... im scared...............
>>531489035OF COURSE MY HORSE
>>531490235To find Fat Horses in Your Area, go to pixiv and search "ๅคชใๆฐๅณ"!
>>531491237Nah, there are only 10,000 copies. If you don't roll in the first hour you 100% get nothing because the max distribution will be given out.
>>531489035of course my horse
>>531491285>heโs a luckletNGMI
>>531491326don't worry, send me the money. i'll do the rolls for you.
>>531490663kitasan isn't even that good until like 3LB
>>531489035OF COURSE MY HORSE
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>ura finale 8 careers in a row, starting to get into the groove of the game and want to start breeding horses for 3* sparks
>ive now failed 6 careers in a row, not even made it to the ura qualifiers
surely my luck will turn around!
>fail a 8% failure that killed a really good horse that was going to be 700 in speed/stam/wits if i won the ura finale to not even winning the last race since my mood went from good to awful AND i lost 20 speed from the injury
>have had multiple no. 1 favorite horses finish literally dead last 18th forcing alarm clocks on races that should be cakewalks
>sleep deprived night owling my rests at about a 40% rate
>getting last place on maiden debuts despite having good parentage and easily more than enough stats even on A aptitude front runners thanks to late starts + blocked
the rerollers yearn for the mines
>>5314912371st hour will be hot period, they will turn it off after that
>>531491237yeah I'm waiting at least 5 mins after day reset, can't trust nip companies and good infrastructure
>>531491249Call me Faggotron 3000 then
>>531491347>limited amount of pixels
>>531491220It's all the copies but they made it so if you buy one it gets more expensive.
>>531491326There's no reason to be, you just need a single copy and you'll be able to MLB it eventually. Not only that but you'll be building your SR cards along it and might even get some niceties like FM/SC dupes.
>>531491285>independentjust switched my frame of mind lmao, that means its 99.9% now nerd
>>531489035OF COURSE MY HORSE
>>531491285This is the guy with the pickaxe that stops right before the diamonds
can someone post the event reward list? I know it goes up to like 700k
Uh...so do I roll for Kita Black the unit or the support card?
>>531491157depends, american races are almost all on dirt and american turf horses are generally shit
>>531491237If anything itโs the other way around, canโt have streamers raging
>>531491474BIWA CUTE! BIWA FLUFFY!
>>531491298>he doesnt knowOf course not, why would I? I don't interact with German language content, and if then only if it's Gen X/Boomer coded, aka normal. But even that is extremely rare.
>insulting wild beavers (or other animals) for no particular reasonWhat is wrong with people?
IF YOU DON'T ROLL DURING THE FIRST 0.00005 SECONDS YOU WILL MISS HOT PERIOD OF GETTING 5 COPIES IN A SINGLE TEN ROLL
>>531491346i love you.
you will roll an mlb kita.
>>531490807Where can i do these rolls too?
>2 more hours
this wait is killin me smalls
>>531489035OF COURSE MY HORSE
>>531490636BLOCK YOUR PATH
>>531491480So it's 50 shoes to activate each welfare? Holy jewry.
>>531490235Just place an order in the thread and a slopper will get to it
>>531491031The goo goo baby line comes from her Good Ending, which you only get from beating URA finals.
From careful research I've gathered that 'playing goo goo babies' means she wants to talk to Trainer like he's a baby while coddling him excessively. Whether this involves dress up and so on is unknown
>>531491138You're mangling some older information from JP. The servers tick at a certain rate and there's a limited number of high rarity pulls possible during each tick, so if you time your pulls to be right at that moment or at least early in the tick, you have a better chance. Or even any chance at all if enough people are all pulling at once.
a single copy of kitasan is worthless
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Just do this
>>531491479First cygames gacha?
>>531491624what's the difference
>>531490946>he never got some late night beave down by the lake
>>531491614https://fuzznip.github.io/is-kitasan-black-out-yet/
>>531491242>>531491680What was the line in japanese?
>>531491594>>531491237WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO??? DO I WAIT OR DO I ROLL???
>>531491709>no FM/SChoooly bricked
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UOOOOH SWIPE SWIPE SWIPE
>>531491709>no MLB SRshit pulls, reroll
>>531491801thank you for your service
>>531491763Just wait until you can feel the pulse of the universe telling you to roll.
Works every time.
Hey look trainer you pulled another Satono!
Never thought I'll go through this again after 4 years. I quit right after mlbing her too.
>>531491728Ones a coping retard the others just retarded
>Agnes star pieces for club points
Bros, I'm going to donate so many shoes its unreal.
>>531491801Nigga you better keep swiping cause that ain't enough
>>531491881She owes me sex
>>531489035OF COURSE MY HORSE
i wanna pinch chrono's cheeks
>>531491874Easy. I'll just roll while I shit out the bad luck on the toilet.
I kinda wanna host another set of room match races before Kitasan release, its fun to race anons but I don't wanna feel like I'm spamming the thread with this.
>>531491680GOO GOO GA GA MOMMY WOMMY GIB MILKIES
day reset not being the usual ~3:00 am fuckery was a mistake
>>531491914I wish I could but the club I'm in is full of idiots that only donate and never request
>>531491249she could rape you whenever she wants and there is nothing could do to stop her
>>531491474I wana huff her hair scent
>>531491741>3x 200 pulls>no kitasanholy fuck i am bricked
When's that card you guys are excited for come out
>>531491242>>531491680Ah I don't own her so I didn't know this is an actual line in her ending lmao
what is even the context? does she just say that randomly?
>>531491801>f2p level pullsIf your gonna whale you better go harder than that lil bro
FIVE
FUCKING
MINUTES
ITS
HAPENING
>>531484497 (OP)GOLDSHI GOLDSHI GOLDSHI
>there are actually retards wasting all of their cranked up luck on simulated pulls
>>531489035Of course my horse
>>531490092>iron willIt doesnt even work
Who would use this
>>531492003>i dont wanna spam the thread with VIDEO GAME CONTENT AND GAMEPLAYshut up and post the room
>>531489035Of course my horse
daitaku helios would say skibidi
>>531491474I rolled 90 times on her banner and that bitch didn't come home.
>"wit is stam!"
still dont understand
>>531491759she says she wants to roleplay where you act as a baby so she can pretend to be your mother and nurture you.
there was a simple way to say it in Japanese but it would be hard to convey it in English so they gave the roleplay game an English title. I'd say it's the right call, because in both Japanese and English the fan reaction is really similar and that line is memed constantly and treated as a defining trait of her.
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If I don't get Kita, then Oguri will have to starve for a day.
>>531491801Based, thanks for keeping Global running
is there a nice nature figurine?
Your pulls have been blessed by the Super Creek of Good Pulls.
Kitasan Blacks and plushies in your crane games will come to you, you don't even have to do anything for it. You're already blessed by reading this post.
>>531492123WAT I THOUGHT IT WAS 2 HOURS
>>531491551Huh, with the way some shit talked the nip horses, I thought the one's from the US of A were overall superior
>>531492187Goldshi would 1000% say skibidi, but not in a cool way. In a boomer way.
>>531492159people can get upset about the weirdest thing
i guess ill do it an hour before release when we reach critical mass
Is the Uma meta a race? Am I the uma horse now with a gun to my head threatening to turn me into glue?
>>531492207wit is stam
guts is stam
speed skills are stam
>>531492145I haven't touched those simulators but I don't have faith in my luck anyway
Do you want Kitasan Black? Do these things right now.
3:00 AM or 10 minutes after you wake up: Jog for for 7 to 15 minutes depends on how well your health is, once you've reached the 1800 meter mark, go back to your home or rest anywhere that has a sit for your feet to relax and hydrate yourself
After the jog and rest: make sure you reached your home before 8:00 AM and prepare and eat carrots (or any vegetables that relates to horses)
After eating: Open up your phone or PC search up "Kikuka Sho Winners" manually try to find Kitasan black as fast as possible and then exit before going for a jog again (preferably 1500 meters jog) while doing so listen to Kitasan Black songs in Uma Musume (search it up on YouTube) then continue the run.
(If you checked the time and its still nowhere near 7:30 AM, have this additional steps)
AS(4) At 6:30 AM: Go back home do some push ups or sit ups for 15 minutes or 20 minutes if you can push it, if you completed this and its 6:50: have a ten-minute rest before the next step.
AS(5) At 7:00 AM: at exactly 7:00 AM have a shower or at least a quick refreshing shower, thie period is a free period until 7:30 AM.
AS(6) Once 7:30 AM hits: Watch some races of Kitasan Black on YouTube about 8 races for maximum luck, once done and you still have time to spare before 8:00 AM, rehydrate yourself and prepare to open the game
(If you checked the time and its almost near 7:30 AM after the third step follow these steps instead)
FS(4) Go to your house as fast as possible: Open up YouTube watch 4 Kitasan Black races, once done rehydrate and rest for a bit then open up the game.
Last step 8:00 AM: Once in the game, pray for Kitasan Black support card
If you follow all the steps correctly you may have a chance to get her after all her motto is to train until she all tired out!
Good luck fellow trainers hope you all a good day!
>>531491237Kitasan Black induced schizophrenia
>>531492026ok I'll be spamming long shoes and if it's not full in an hour I'm sending a hitman to your room
This is Amiya from the hit videogame arknights
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>>531489035OF COURSE MY HORSE
>first filly to win the derby in decades
>just a few lines
man, I forgot how fucked the career stories of earlier umas are
they really need to update these to current standards
>>531492083Her whole career is wanting mommy the trainer. As the career progress she wants trainer's babies and have age play roleplay.
>>531492292people are literally shitting up the thread with all types of bullshit, I think it's very much okay to post about VIDEO GAMES and wanting to PLAY VIDEO GAMES with other people
>>531491449I wish it was rerolling for a 0.01% horse instead. Working for something makes it that much more satisfying
>>531492207Activates your stam skills
>>531492207Wit makes the horse move into the proper position and activate skills and do everything more efficiently, including spending stamina or using power to break through, or whatever else.
SERVERS ARE LAGGING ALREADY
CONNECTING
CONNECTING
CONNECTING
2 MINUTES LEFT
GET IN NOW
>>531492247have you tried using google?
>>531491741>0.9th percentile luckThere is evil in the air today. I will not be rolling.
How much fucking power does a front runner need man
im going to blow my fucking brains out if this happens in game
to all 30k gem holders, realistically how many kitasan copies would it take for you to be happy? i personally would be extremely happy if i got 2 copies + 1 from pity
>global made 6.6 mil since launch
>>531491297even now it's barely an issue, the game is partly flavor of the month so lots of players will drop out within the next month. the playerbase will still be healthy, but they don't need to rush to get servers capable of handling 75k players on steam when the game is going to be getting like 30k next month average.
>>531492362That looks like a shortened event
>>531492207Dumb horses burn their stam quickly because they don't know how to play the long game.
>>531492506burgers love their horses
how many more bongs until kitachan
I HATE THAT RANDOM OPERA SUPPORT EVENT THAT GIVES ME MOOD DOWNS
>>531492501The average for 30k is 1.5 so you cant really complain about anything between 1 and 2
>>531492474Not much, donโt listen to green lady
whats with games resetting/updating at 4am
yeah im sea
>3 turns to clear slacker
>4 turns to clear practice poor
I'm going to fucking murder gold ship HOW ARE YOU FAILING AT 8%?????????????????????
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The secret to getting LB3 Kitasan is to jack off to her before pulling
>>531492207There is a special mode gated behind a wit check that saves you a lot of stamina when going downhill.
>>531492501Rerolling is in the conversation if I get anything less than 2+1.
It took me 600 rolls to get Kitasan without pity in simulation...
>>531492621midnight in japan
>>531491447>fail a 8% failure that killed a really good horse that was going to be 700 in speed/stam/wits if i won the ura finale to not even winning the last race since my mood went from good to awful AND i lost 20 speed from the injurythis is why practice perfect is so good. 1 failure ruins runs. personally I wouldn't take an 8% risk between "your horse is 700 in multiple stats" and "your horse is garbage".
So are Uma's inferior or superior to humans in society? Are there segregated water fountains?
>>531492283they were extremely far behind until the 2000s but caught up thanks to good imports and a shitton of money, plus american horse racing has been on the downturn for a while
orfevre is the same gen as golshi and got 2nd twice at the biggest european race (would've won if he wasn't a retard) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4kluttGunQc
>>531492719They are popular with humans in the anime
2 hours until (You) get MLB Satono Diamond
I tried to do the asuda kinen twice on two runs, one time I ended up 11th another 10th.
What the hell am I missing with this race? it's all As
YOU GUYS LIED IT ISN'T UP
Goon for kitasan and she will reward you.
>>531492501The standard for rerolling is 3 copies to start plus at least 1 after your 200 from free carats. You have to be better than that to justify keeping on with your older account instead.
>>531491668brother you get thrown shoes like candy and it doesn't even cost you shoes because you request them too. if a group of people all request mile shoes and give mile shoes they all end up with the same amount of shoes in the end, it costs nothing.
>>531492706This means you used up all your bad luck in a simulated experiment meaning it shouldn't exist in the real thing - I believe in you!
>>531489265honestly i just assumed it was a JP meme or just another ritualposter to ignore.
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>>531492607I think I should've gotten more but more power would've killed her already low speed, she just can't accelerate.
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UOOOOOH SHWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN
>>531492887I'M OVERSTIMULATED AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>531491759Here
>>531492083>what is even the context? does she just say that randomly?She gets overpowering urges to pamper people or she'll get moody, which means Trainer has to take it upon himself to satisfy her needs. She knows this so she makes the fateful request
>>531487739What's this site MAMBO
>>531492882I'm not indian
We have been nothing but prepared for this boys.
Soon its time
>>531492954drop id whalegod
>>531492887Whodve thunk gacha youtubers would be the most souless degenerate clickbaiters
>>531492710but japan is only ahead of here by an hour
so its 3am in japan
>>531489035OF COURSE MY HORSE
>>531492501To be honest? 3 SSRs of any FM, SC, Kitasan
>>531492787fuking rigged by the jocky
>>531492814I got it yesterday after finishing an Oguri run. Pretty sure one of them is the Champion's Cup dirt race (the turn before Arima Kinen) and the other might be either the Japanese Dirt Derby (first turn of summer in the 3rd year) or February Stakes.
Or maybe it just means winning the Champion's Cup in both year 2 and 3, which my Oguri did.
>>531492882I only goon for Rice
>>531492887Why are chinkoids always the most idiotic and obnoxious content creators?
>>531493017SCHWWWWWWWWWWWWWIP
>>531492954Man I just wish I had enough money to go to uni...
>>531492887there is nothing worse on youtube than people that devote their entire channel to gachas
they are even worse than vtubers
>>531493017Bluds keeping cygames alive
>>531492954i FUARKING KNEEEEEEL
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>>531487739MAMBO MAMBO
OMATSURI MAMBO
>>531492895What's the average amount of rerolls needed to pull those kitasans?
>misinformation about rolling on kitsan
>misinformation on the fucking start date when its always been midnight central EU time
fucking christ you monogloids are beyond saving
>>531492954NOTIFICATIONGODS
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>>531492983ok so it's a pretty literal translation but the thing she wants to play doesn't have a name in English so they gave it one that hints at the contents of the game. makes sense.
is there a point in pulling this banner if you're not gonna get duplicates
HOLYFUCK CHECK UNDER YOUR FORESKIN
ITS UP
>>531492258Thanks Mama Creek
>>531493096too lewd, u go jail
>>531493257There's no way to know until we see if the rates are .5 or .75
>>531493017I'm gonna assume that this is fake but how much money would you need for this amount of carats
>>531492187rudolf would 100% say ligma jokes
Is high rating even important for pvp? Is that only for URA and getting achievements? Seems like you want low rating as possible with good stats on pvp.
>>531493017>bro already spent over 3k on the gamewtf
>>531492954Thank you for keeping the lights on.
>late start in the most important race of the season
we should get 1 free copy for this delay
>>531493325Its almost 3k spent little bro
Imagine how funny itd be if the rates were 0.5% and everyone has to abort pulling
>hour spent a day on this
Rolling so I have an excuse to drop this game
>>531493395>my uma is a late surgerAnd nothing of value was lost.
Banner up in two hourse yeah?
Wahoo! Pulled Special Week with my free ticket. So exciting to pull new umas.
>>531493325I did a 30k pull (200) on that simulator site and was amazed it said it was 420 usd, so that'd be about 2.9k or so
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>>531492946Your stats are just really really low for Arima Kinen. Your opponents at that point will have ~500 in everything
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forgot about carrats, How I make money
>>531493342I bet she calls this skill bofa
I wanna pick her up and run around while she makes jet noises
>>531489035OF COURSE MY HORSE
>>531493545What the fuck did you spend all your monies on hookers and booze? I have 1.2m
What are the chances the servers are gonna explode tonight?
>>531492283dirt horses from the US are definitely still uperior, otherwise nips wouldnt be still importing triple crown race winners from there for their genes
japan's most prestigious races are all grass like europe though
>>531492506where did you get this data from?
>>531493545Daily races. Or sell veteran UMAs to glue factory.
>>531493461>hourseI MEAN HOURS HOURS WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS GAME DOING TO ME???
reminder to only pull when the dot is blue
https://gcpdot.com/
>>531493347>Is high rating even important for pvp?Kinda. Good stats and a high rating aren't that mutually exclusively.
You can have a B+ rank uma that beats an A-rank in PVP because your uma has better skills and stats but the best PVP umas will have high ratings, a high rank, good stats, and skills.
>>531493017children in afraca could of eaten those carats
>>531493418>>531493509>price of a trip to JapanZAMN!
>>531493687what the hell is this
>>531493513She had them outdone on speed and matched on stamina, came second twice and lost one to late start so it wasn't hopeless but yeah, it's for the bin I guess.
>>531492362Then don't shorten it?
>>53149325721 rolls is just under 50% for 3 copies, assuming .75%. About an hour if you're going at a reasonable, not crazy pace and only rolling one account.
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLzFNGS7Rcf-MJdNKoGiib6dF80ugXghLI some of these mixes are pretty fire
>>531493687holy fucking schizo
>>531493282Right. "Dechune" is literally a baby talk version of "Desu ne", an evergreen Japanese statement people use the way americans sometimes add ", right?" to the end of a sentence to sound like they're asking instead of telling.
So translating it as a baby talk saying people will understand in English like "goo goo" from "goo goo gaa gaa" makes sense, though they could have called it "goo goo gaa gaa game" or something instead to be slightly more clear.
The only real alternative would have been changing the line more dramatically, so I'm glad they went with what they did. If they had her explain the game it would remove the part of the dialogue that implies that Trainersan and Super Creek play this "game" regularly now, since she expects Trainersan to understand what she means without elaborating.
>>531493687this is some morphogenetic field shit
>>531489035OF COURSE MY HORSE
>>531493687Nah you gotta keep track of the Schumann Resonance before you pull
>>531493687>https://gcpdot.com/You want to pull on red, idiot.
>>531493687Secret esoteric knowledge or autism?
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>>531489035OF COURSE MY HORSE!!
>>531493064My wife, the tardwrangler.
>>531489035OF COURSE MY HORSE
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>>531489035OF COURSE MY HORSE
>>531493687>doroposter derailed thread with autism Many such cases!
>>531493687thanks bro i'llb e using it
>>531489035OF COURSE MY HORSE
>>531490625>cygames>ever putting the money they make back into their games
>>531493687pol schizo detected
>>531489035OF COURSE MY HORSE
>>531493687I always check that place before rolling
>>531493826>TFW I desync from my psychically linked umabros and get sent to the incinerator for failing to pull 5 kitasans in 1 ten rollhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U71iXAp0WRk
>>531491881How would Dia-chan react if I asked for paizuri
>>531493687>Please don't strongly interpret the dot!what did they mean by this
>>531489035OF COURSE MY HORSE
>>531493687Unfathomably based
>>531492283they are, even the turf horses
>>531492887>7th best speed card in a game where you can't run 7 cards and it becomes rarer to focus on a specific type over time, and it's not a specialist one you might take for the gold skill like how Special Week gives Gourmand for Pace Chasers>"meta" kek
>>531493687>blue We pull on red here
>Night Owl twice in 1 year
what's her problem?
>all these fucking tourists that haven't heard of the red dot
It sure is summer around here
Reminder to only pull when Mars and Saturn are aligned and only on the 7th minute of the hour.
>>531489035OF COURSE MY HORSE
>>531490946Wynona's Big Brown Beaver
>>531494117they used shadowverse money to censor every card in that game to try to appeal to kids
>>531493687Orange is when you pull, Blue means you're stuck and red threatens to derail your existence entirely.
>>531493631Importing gene stock is also just generally good practice because of incestuous nature of thoroughbred breeding doubly so in a smaller more isolated country like Japan.
>>531494184>he strongly interpreted the dotjust reroll your life bro
>>531493687>suddenly /x/ in /uma/Bro...?
if the dot is blue and you see people pulling lots of kitasan, THEN you pull since there's little variation. if it's blue then and no ones getting kitasan then you wait
>>531493347You're correct, you want low rating because matchmaking is based on rating, so having the best horse for your stats is more important than having lots of stats. the best PvP horses will be ones with tons of skills, not ones with bloated stats and low skills from no bonus races.
In the future more modes come out including PvP modes that don't include matchmaking based on ratings, and in those you care more about "best thing possible" and not "best for the rating it has".
>>531489035Of course my horse!
>>531494440horse racing is a mystic's sport
>>531493687would Matikanefukukitaru approve?
>>531493687How long does it usually take to change the color?
>>531493331hors https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-uX70X-oipA
>>531493772>>531492541im RETARDED
i didn't notice it was shortened
>>531494480In less than 2 hours bro (UTC)
>>531494554Spamming/Flooding
>>531494554KILL YOURSELF NIGGER, I HOPE THE DOT GOES RED FOR YOU AND YOU ARE UNRAVELLED ON A SPIRITUAL LEVEL
>>531494168just solve the puzzle and you can escape
>>531494554>No numberMmm nyo and kys yourself
>>531494205Both you and him are retarded and have a fundamental misunderstanding of that chart, and itโs context and meaning.
>>531494554>he's still trying
>>531493758it's schizo shit fitting for the kind of people that tell others to reroll already solid accounts 3 weeks in
>>531494440What would /x/ be like on Umachan?
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WHY
She didn't get blocked
Even the fucking simulator says Daiwa Scarlet can't win
https://alpha123.github.io/uma-tools/umalator-global/#H4sIAAAAAAAACr2Pu27DMAxF%2F4WzB0quH%2FGWsehSoGPRQbDpVIglGXogKIL8e8kkCIxm70Y9eO49ZxhDiYleJxgU9thU4JNx60IJhgaxgpLoPaQ3ohWGHAtVEM1IE80wnMGFwIu6gkMMxQujghOZ%2FE3xOicyKfjrmK2j%2B1czkaThhenOKAGFkmebpQUo5CcFvLwSCb3vec7GWW9gqBWz1nCSAK1rxpXMVVUjyTZNwfGhb2UjmkyHHyZ%2BkD%2BGwsTJMsePtF%2BzzUVawF6CSpzN8%2B0d8Pf6aJeFEz9BanLRr5uGftLA3VZD9WqjoVp8aKi2eWi8dBsNjf%2BkgTspqhGbTt%2BGrtYsdvkFAZAdtx8CAAA%3D
>>531493687I dont get it. Its based off random numbers?
Did anyone else read this?
The numbers dont even need to be posted by humans.
Guy i think im either secretly retarded or just dont get it
>>531493687you have to pull while masturbating but behold, dont cum until you got the card
>>531494554go back to your german imageboard
I spent the last few hours at work watching videos of horses eating random food
https://youtu.be/3lXmmtNG74A
>>531494554Try all you want, you still won't get your own divegrass team.
>>531494634take your meds schizo.
>>531494615yes this thread was
>>531494676>manchild cant count lol
Does the event start with the banner change?
pizza, pie, or both for kitasan celebration
>>531494730Venus was in retrograde
>>531494731It's spurious correlation project.
I am refusing to respond to that not my hors image, I'll update with my rolls later so you all know if the curse is real
>>531494483What, no.
The base amount of points you earn from each race in Stadium PvP is a function of both your team and your opponentโs teamโs total rating, and the high it is the more points you earn.
>>531494731You're retarded
>>531494850There's no need to be so early because of the shitposter. Just make a new bread on page 9.
>>531494820imagen is this fuarking desperate over a virtual footy team that he has to pretend he's a valued member of the community by making threads now
>>531494731just don't strongly interpret the dot bro
>>531494730That sim doesnt sim the others so its useless just turn on front if you severly outstat the others
>>531494731it's schizo shit it doesn't have to make sense
>>531494727Posting about sightings of an umamusume that looks like Cafe but has no face and ignores everyone, Shiraoki-sama posts, running faster than light by racing cheetahs, and all of the general spook and poltergeist activity that goes on.
>>531495024The funniest part about the whole thing is him making shit up about /4ccg/ accepting him as a new manager.
>>531494727>Hey, have you heard?>There's rumors lately that the Tracen Academy Director and Secretary might actually be->[DELETED]
>>531493687What did I fucking tell about strongly interpreting the DOT
>>531494727>The trainers are actually gangstalkers trying to steal our carrots. Beware!>Remember these three words: Red Arima December>Theres deep underground racing tracks that THEY don't want you to know about!
>>531494964they were being this early before the shitposter
>>531494730what if you add 400 to all stats except wit tho? that's what career is
posting mayano till this thread dies
>>531489035OF COURSE MY HORSE
>>531494727neo uni, cafe, fkktr
>>531489035OF COURSE MY HORSE
>>531489035OF COURSE MY HORSE
>>531489035OF COURSE MY HORSE
>>531489035OF COURSE MY HORSE
>>531489035Of Courshe my Horse
>>531489035OF COURSE MY HORSE
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