Thread 531484497

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>>531484497 (OP)
Breeding success: 99.98% percent compatible!

3 more hours...

what a day huh?

The trainer slammer...

do NOT use my horse wife to shitpost

Finally, a good thread

hors
late because I posted in the shitty thread. Now THIS is the bread

Anons, favorite horse?

The kitasan incident...

she's gonna slam....

The schizo is from gbfg??

>>531484651
Oh no...

>>531484497 (OP)
Wow what a great thread

I love my bro

Nobody can be upset at a Goldshi thread.

>>531484497 (OP)
Kitasan is kita (almost)

I think wit game guy was right. Got me way more consistent URA wins than speed/stam decks.

>>531484834
I can, Golshi is reddit

>>531484781
Those are the only posters left there...

I only post in based Yakuza approved breads

Alright this is just straight up Ryuko how do you even justify this

>>531484873
Yeah, and that horse is now bricked for literally anything that isn't career.

>>531484497 (OP)
The Raceway Rammer

>>531484924
You say that about everyone you dont like.

every day I thank god I'm not some hutdwelling SEAmonkey that saves scat to their hard-drive as a hobby

who /jp/ here? I need to know when the newest flatties are dropping

sasuga

Why is this thread #901 even tho there have been at least 903 threads?

Almond Love!

>>531478078
>>531484102
holy moly absolutely fucking DESTROYED

Kachow'd with a distance in ... distance. McQueen utter domination.

>>531485065
>and the mods dont give a single fuck
honestly hilarious

>>531485046
No, there's plenty of umas I don't like, but I only say that about Golshi and Tachyon.

>>531484497 (OP)
>>531466834
>>531466834
>>531466834

Spamming/flooding
Mods!

>>531485029
Well if the intent is to clear URA then it works for that
Not every run has to have a perfect PvP unit that also has 500,000 fans and a 3* stamina spark

>>531484670
It’s going to get worse before it gets better.

Say your prayers to the Kita altar now or all of your luck will go to Satano Diamond.

>>531485029
I'm barely reaching those stamina numbers even with 3 speed/stamina cards.

Could try wit/stam instead of wit/speed for PvP.

>>531485171
Not this time rice shower

>>531485171
Thank you for protecting their identity.

30 total wins how? I only managed 19 wins with Baku.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbb2FejtBEU
Why are 2* horses the best?

>>531485086
scatposter threads are not canon

Just a reminder that you can (and should) report troll posts

>>531485209
retard

>>531485086
>uma monkeys chimp out without a thread counter yet they cant even count

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
STUPID APES YOU
CANT MAKE THIS UP HAHAHAHAHHA
Lmaoooooo

I am starting an Ass Wonder run for the first time to clear the special mission. Anything I should keep in mind?

>>531485209
why can't you reason with your fellow bros?

>>531485171
oh yeah hosting the dirt race in a moment

>>531485391
melty

how long until i can roll kitasan (uma version)?

When will we get a black Uma?

i feel bad for my main toon cause she never won an URA finale

What about Uma makes people dump their IRL wit?

mambo

>>531485472
They released for the first anniversary so who knows given the accelerated pace.

>>531485354
Yea you are shit munching spammer/flooder

>>531485171
>can't even score a single top 5
My trainer career is literally in shambles. It's time to commit sudoku. Saraba da umadacchi

When is this literal sex goddess coming out

>>531485472
1 year anni but given our accelerated schedule id guess around 8 months from now

I love Amiy- Vega?

>>531484670
You haven't seen ANYTHING yet...

>>531485391
Fix your ESL mistakes before posting.

What a skank

sniffing Tazuna's big butt
sniffing Grass Wonder's big butt

>>531485129
are satanofags okay?

THE WHOLE URA FINALE IS MINE FOR THE SLAMMIN'! O HO HO

>>531485176
did you mean the leak or what, mods are personally endorsing it

>>531485065
>he created another one after everyone switched to numbered thread half way through

Mental illness.

>>531485583
september this year probably

>>531485002
perfect tomboy can't be improved

>>531485637
love giga stacies

>>531485570
How bad will it be if our anniversaries are on the actual anniversaries instead of where they were in the jp schedule?

>>531485510
Matikane Tannhauser

she fuarking did it bros.
no clock required

>>531485607
>aborted
>soul is sent to the chinese world of many text
Tough

>>531485689
>mods are endorsing the daily destruction of 4chan
yeah no shit

>>531485583
Is she the only brown uma?

>>531485785
matikanefukukitannhauser

>>531485681
Persona LOST

>>531485176
mods got outed for being literal indian teenagers when the site got hacked

>>531485510
hachimi

Now that Uma is popular world wide we can get Man o' War right?

>>531485637
This bimbo and Daitaku can't come soon enough

>>531485510
Post the sound version.

>>531485065
>>531485845
why don't jannies rangeban the schizo

>>531485791
Nice job, anon

>>531485795
Stop being a nigger and read your fucking cat.

>>531485782
Extremely bad, because trying to release things out of order would completely destroy the Japanese spaghetti code.

>>531485065
Stop giving him attention retards. Call him a nigger, a faggot, a tranny, a shcizo and he will relish the attention. Ignore him andd he will kill himself in a week.

>>531484102
And for the final race of the day, a Dirt Medium!!

The Appu-Calypso Down and Dirty Race can be found at
>76749785
It's raining, its a dirt track, its absolute hell out there.
Bring your toughest horses, its gonna be an awful race.

You know the rules.

>>531485327
I did it using 6 speed support Baku with stam inherit, After grinding enough speed I did >30 races in a row

>a challenge toward the front
Does this help front runners?

>>531485845
>made another thread
????????????????????????????
Jesus, man. What is wrong with this schizo

>>531485583
>amazon does the amazon pose
kino

>>531485849
whoa imagine my shock
>fucking /g/ of all places has some of the best mentality on this matter due to the insane amounts of sharty and saars invading that board since forever

>>531485578
Take the opportunity to learn and the lesson should be you want 1k+ stamina for long pvp races.

>>531485621
>eop complains about multilingual chad
Dumb ape

>>531485959
Gib recipe

>>531485874
only after secretariat and seabiscuit

>>531485160
Why is she looking at me like that

>>531485791
Good work Trainer-san

>>531485939
schizos are what make the site look alive

why are all these threads so dead

>>531486003
What other umas have kamen rider references besides biko?

How do you respond?

>>531485983
>dirt medium
Bro all the dirt pvp tracks are mile no one builds dirts for medium this is going to brick so hard

Post hot umas!

>>531486163
Bakushin

I have a weird problem. Every minute or two, my mouse starts lagging heavily for like 2-3s, then goes back to normal. It's annoying. Any ideas?

I see there's new McQueen and Teio on the gacha? What's they
Difference? Are they better or worse?

>>531485959
I’m tired, boss

>>531485983
hit me with a dirt long
I'll school you all

>>531485939
They don't bother unless it's a general for a game they autistically fixated on.
They also don't do anything unless you disagree with them at which point they trawl through every single post you have ever made.

I'm going to be excited for /uma/ room matches when the roster of umas expands more

>>531485708
Ryuko fucked like 3 different women in the show

>>531486289
worse

>>531486236
>didn't notice and entered my haru
I believe in her bwos

>>531486232
heh

AGP Trannyon sisters? How do we respond???

>>531485983
>dirt
>medium

>>531485993
Nnn...yes, kind of. If you have it as a front runner and another takes you over it's an option to try and fight the position back. But you don't ever want to give up the lead as a front runner.
Basically it's not worth taking unless you have no other skills you want or can take.

>>531486289
All I remember when they first came out is that the McQueen alt is terrible and her ult never triggers

>>531486029
Yeah something to consider at least. Haven't really had an issue doing Trials Long so far, this little friendly match shows me i still have long way to go.

Is Kitasan nigger out yet?

>>531486236
thats the point
if i could i would've made it a dirt long for maximum misery

>>531485983
And the race is underway!

>>531486393
WHERE IS THE TAIL

>>531485983
>already full
aieeeeeeeeee I was reading stories for the last few gems I need

is sex not allowed before URA finals?

>>531485939
Jannies don't have any power besides deleting and requesting mod action. Mods are the ones with any real power and if they don't care the jannies can't do anything

>>531486308
You'll keep running until I get the perfect flattest 3* suzuka.

>>531486232
I slap her in the mouth

Will the servers die at midnight under pressure?

>>531486443
Yeah

>>531486289
McQueen Blanco was the worse uma in the game for a long time.
Pretty sure Teio Rojo is worse than Teio Blanco too, but I don’t remember what her pre-buff unique did.

Can you horsefuckers please stop littering the board and have the decency to wait for page 10? Thank you.

>>531486489
you don't give a dog a treat before performing the trick

>>531485983
>rushed
>as el condor pasa
it's buenover

>>531486581
hi march!!!!!!!! :D

>>531486581
we run this shit just like /alter/ did back then...
fuck your literally who generals

>>531486581
It's a splitschizo

>>531486232
raughed a bit

>>531485983
>EL CONDOR PASA

>>531486581
Can you take the schizo responsible for it? Please take him from us.

who do I play for URA long final?

>>531486581
It's one schizo spamming threads for some reason

>>531485983
>Late start and stuck behind 12 other pace chasers
It was over before it even began

I need more webms from the kino movie

>>531486581
Says the HRT schizo

>>531486232
my emperor I...

>>531486564
why u lie to me

>>531486581
its just an early start happens to everyone

>>531486581
we will, you just have to take our schizo under your wing.

>>531484460
You have a base "HP" equal to the track length you're running and stamina increases it at a ratio of around 1 stam = 0.7hp.
>2400m track
>2400 base HP
Let's assume your stamina consumption rate requires you to have 3161HP.
You would need either 838 stamina and a golden recovery skill or 1070 stamina.
838 stamina alone lands you at 2996 HP, multiplied by a recovery skill 1.055 -> 3161HP

>>531486232
I don't remember her being this much of a dork in the anime

>>531485510
her name is NOT mambo

so how do you multii instance reroll using mumu? do you need multiple gmail accounts

>>531486581
hello want a drink?

>>531486581
It's just one fag, who speaks like a /dbz/fag on /a/ that loves scat, shitting up the board.

easiest way to see which umas I have/haven't won career with?

>>531486370
thanks

>>531485983
And that's it folks, El Condor Pasa proves once more only Americans can handle this amount of dirt and mud.

Thanks for the races lads, good luck getting your Kitasan and enjoy the Appu-Calypso in an hour from now

>>531486581
go beg the jannies in tears and on your knees then you faggot
oh, you're just a powerless shitposter? LMAO

>>531486581
It will die down when newest hot gacha drops. Probably Enfield. Not that it will increase the quality of board as a whole.

>>531485327
6 speed support cards, borrow a 9 star speed horse from a friend, and a lot of op races

>>531486724
Just take a few long extras

>>531486780
the movie was shit

>>531486921
LIZ LOVE!

>>531486921
>implying it's not an attempt at falseflagging

>>531486921
The difference is that instead of a dog shit game with a dog shit story, /uma/ can just post their wives for months at a time or indulge in the thrill of actual horse gambling

Winning Ticket is such a faggot, their story is ass

mihono bourbon is the horse girl for me

>>531486663
>Jap gacha once again runs the board
It's no wonder the hoyochinks are seething

>>531486930
Nonsense, mambo is mambo. Who the FUCK is Matikane Tannwhatshername?

>>531487082
>their
shut up tranny liberal nigger cunt

Why does Special Week keep calling me Torenasan

>>531485983

>my first ever room match

LOOK AT HER GO

>>531487045
shut up faggot

>>531487082
bitch only cries about uoooh daaaaby

>>531487142
Queer

>>531486581
I don't remember people bitching so much about the time BA had 15 thread on the catalogue at the same time some months ago

>>531486964
Thanks bwo you too good races

Where banner

>>531486370
oh shit it just saved my ass in the finals, not a good option but there were a bunch of front runners

imagine the threesome

>>531486393
>>531485420
sniff sniff

>>531487098
My favorite singer

>>531487082
Be nice to Tickezo you steaming piece of shit

>>531485510
gotta love the mambster
>>531486921
sorry i killed your chink general bro it will happen again faggot

>>531486964
the El Condor Pasa's look like they're wearing glasses

newfag here
is it still worth pulling if i don't have 200 pulls saved up? i have around 120 pulls atm plus whatever else i can scrounge together during the rest of her banner

WTF Mayano you can't just shit all over Mcqueen like this
you only have 600 stamina

Banner better be up when I wake up or else.

>>531487241
goldshi would run away

Where's kita card?

>>531486964
Damn, and I thought mine had good stats. But I guess it doesn't matter if everyone else was pace too

Peak hebe.
Remember that RICE SHOWER looks like this not irl

Should I be mad a guy I follow switched out his MLB Sweep for a LB2 Creek

>>531487293
Your exchange points become worthless after the banner ends so no, don't pull unless you expect to hit 200 before it ends

>>531487293
You should reroll if you're that far off

>>531487293
Yes, they're gonna be available until 1st August so you have plenty of time to get more carats. No need to pull on the release.

>>531487219
>>531487336
>>531487372

>>531487208
>>531487351
Why is she like this?

>>531487293
Drop some money on carats to insure you get kitasan.

>>531486957
Hall of Fame shows your highest rank for each uma, you can probably assume that anything under B+ wasn't cleared.

>>531487472
there's mare stench all over you

>>531487424
Rerolling is for trannies and schizos only.

>>531487045
TRVKENVKE

>>531487434
But the servers just reset. Why nips so retarded?

>>531487434
Wtf I thought it was at 10PM. I have to stay up till midnight for this shit.

Just got McQueen, what's the ideal card distribution, 3 speed 3 stamina?

Where is Kitasan Black

Oguri Cappu

>>531484781
I thought it was bag because of the scat

where's the new REGEND race?

Nobody has winning ticket as their favorite

Im E3 lets goooooo

>>531487434
Thanks bae

im new and stupid ive just been picking the SSR support cards i have without really looking at the SRs or Rs, but i've been reading that some of them are just as good as SSRs
should i be looking for skills on SRs/Rs that match my horses style, or is there something else i should be looking for?

>>531487392
she definitely is not a loli like Mayano, I prefer it that way desu

im getting laid bros!

>>531487665
the /bag/ scatposter only does it when you mention Mika

>>531487312
Top Gun is simply an over-performer in room matches for some reason. This one here has been tearing A's apart.

You are about to witness the "KITASAN INCIDENT OF 2025" reply to this post with MAMBO and a pic of MAMBO or pic related will happen to YOU

>>531487627
gmt+2 bro...

>>531487627
It is 10pm...UTC time

>>531487627
>>531487434
>cygames makes gajin basically miss out on a day of the event
based

What character archetype is Gold Ship? I know I've seen some ancient Japanese "funny" characters doing the shrug wiggle thing, and I'm just wondering what it's called.

>>531487717
SWEAT SEX

>2nd place by 3/4L
>1* guts
Did I do it right guys? :^)

The server is going to shit the bed, isn't it?

>>531487717
Use protection!

>>531487640
4wit 2spd

>>531487687
You're right, she's not my favorite, but she's definitely in my top five.
El Condor Pasa and Matikanefukukitaru are really tough competition.

>>531487627
Polishdacchi...

Oh did I mention I’m f2p btw

I bet El Condor Pasa smells unpleasant

>>531487549
have you tried rerolling your life?

>>531486910
We barely see her in the anime. I hope later on they make a movie or at least an ova about her

>>531487707
Always found it weird that people rope Rice with the lolis

>>531487549
But everyone here is rerolling

>>531487863
El Condor Pasa Gas.... haha...

>>531487553
something is not right

>>531487890
thats what trannies do actually

Whats the point of replaying a career with the same character? Does she get stronger even if your final grade isnt the highest (lets say your highest with her its a C+ and you get a D)

>>531487940
they look at her chest size and immediately think loli

Mambo No. 5

>>531487793
bro what is that speed

f2p btw here

>>531487774
the term you're looking for is "based"

I have few people added with fully uncapped support cards and I'm scared they will replace them with KB.

>>531487863
in a pleasant sort of way

>>531487732
She can experiment with my body until she gets tired!

>>531487739
MAMBO

>>531487973
come on anon
fire up those braincells you can do it

El Condor PUTA

>>531486347
The arima kinen incident...

Kitasan contrarians still thinking they're better than everyone for skipping will lose. Japanese players going into the official twitter kitasan post telling everyone

>>531487973
You replay careers to learn how to optimize your runs and create a stronger veteran uma to use in PVP, Room Matches, Legend races, etc.

>>531485959
The Suzukalings

>>531488000
The kinda speed that nearly made me win the final

>>531487949
Everyone with a mental disability or illness is, you're right.

>>531487796
That and I bet they will desire sensor the fuck out of pulls or the rates will be off, something anyone who pulls super hard at the beginning is gonna get turbo fucked.

Did I mention I’m f2p btw?

>>531487717
she looks a little young anon...

is there a limit to friend slots you can buy? or do they keep refreshing in the store

>>531487627
I remember when there was vidya worth waiting in line at midnight for. Good times.

Fucks wrong with this one

I just want to unload my carrats..

>>531487739
MAMBO

SHOULD I REROLL FOR KITA BROS I'M GETTING DESPERATE AND CAN'T THINK FOR MYSELF

>>531488202
out of 10

where is kitasan

>>531488102
It was just a couple trolls trying to sway the minds of new players

>>531488102
JP Dude rerolled for MLB Kitasan, took 3 days without sleep

>>531486921
>/fgog/ 10 years ago

HOL UP

HOLY FUCKING SHIT ITS BEEN 10 YEARS?!?!?!

>>531487392
Her ass isn't that big.

>>531488102
>Kitasan Black
>BLACK
>White dress
what did she mean by this?

DAMN BRAT

SPEED
SPEED
SPEED

>>531488274
maybe

oh yeah this dude's ban evading

Just wanted everyone to know I’m f2p btw

>>531488230
It was just Halo lets be real you didnt bother for anything else

I'm p2w btw

Hey
So basically I'm just gonna not roll for Kitasan Black
I Know..... UGH I know... It's just that I'm not gonna roll for her is all

>>531487739
mambo, mambo
omatsuri mambo!

>>531488058
I think I finally fixed my broken fucking sound links
my browser is breaking them when saving

>>531488310
that fish pfp

>>531487739
I missed the og Kita incident and played without her for three years, what did I miss?

>>531488310
>just shut down half of your brain bro

>>531488127
That's what he said

>>531488328
HOT SPRING VISIT? ToT

>>531488363
Thank you for your service. The game depends on having f2p players lose every time to whales in pvp to keep going. It might seem like a thankless sacrifice, but you really are appreciated.

I won't be coming back until 48 hours later because I get frustrated at people posting better rolls than me.

>>531488310
was he streaming and paying for it using the superchats?

>>531488102
You know they're on 2ch all laughing about how they're trolling new global players into rolling everything for an over hyped card

>>531488310
That idiot rerolled one at a time though. Anyone with a brain will be using emulators to reroll 8+ at a time.

>>531488496
if you don't use half of your brain the horsepower will go to the other half and work twice as well

WHY DO THEY CALL HER MAMBO?
EL CONDOR PASA'S PET IS CALLED MAMBO
WHY

>>531488310
>mlb
Jesus. You only need 3 or 4 and you can finish it with a spark

>>531488529
seeeeeeeeeeex

>>531487739
Immunity hons

>>531488556
I would if you could post proof, but you dont for some odd reason.

I'm out of clocks FUCK

>>531488237
Impostor!

>>531488524
I won a carrot...
Don't mind it because no way I'm winning this run.

clock check /uma/

>>531488310
why unironically wouldn't you just get a job and whale

kitasan doko

>>531488676
9:27 PM

>>531487739
Matikanetannhauser

>>531488676
104

>>531488709
you're underage aren't you

>>531488574
It's one shitposter obsessed with trying to get people to call Tannhauser Mambo for some reason. It's basically a ritual post at this point

so called free thinkers when picking the skills for their umas

Are umas even able to give consent? They're all really retarded.

I need a black uma
No, not her
I mean BLACK uma

>>531488427
She pronounces it so weirdly it makes me mad
I fucking HATE this horse

>>531488387
Fair enough.

Can I just leech Kitasan from one of you whalebros? Not sure how the friend system works yet

>>531488586
There's a lot of evidence that your pulls are seeded, so it's not only that one card, but all your future pulls on that account that are going to be better if you take the time to reroll.

>>531488558
I'll be reporting every 3LB+ Kitasan rerollers to Cygames with an email :)

I’m f2p btw

>>531488769
>Oguri Fat activates Gourmand
I actually laughed

Question, Playing on the STEAM version and my game runs like complete ass. It lags bad like it had a memory leak or something, Anyone else have this problem or know how to fix?

>>531488676
12:27pm

>>531488709
>working in japan
why not just kill yourself

>>531488793
Amazon bros...

>>531486581
Ironic

>>531488709
>get a job

>>531488819
there's a lot of evidence
such as.... uh... well...

>>531486581
Shut the FUCK up, Yuria.

>>531487739
who the heck is mambo

>>531488793
look up Kris S, she's autistic and has a rifle

>>531488769
>that garbage crop
>clideo.com
fucking christ you faggots are beyond help

If you have sex with my nice wife you will get mob kitasan

>>531488312
I'm afraid so lads.

>>531488676
105

>>531488676
yup its still a clock

>>531488819
Would it not be the opposite on a seeded account? They need to balance your luck by fucking up your future pulls

30 minutes until 9/11, the black plague and the resurrection of Hitler.

>>531488796
You can get a friend code on your profile. People post it here, or in discord or on steam to share when they have a nice legacy horse and card. You copy that code and add them as a friend and so long as they have the space for it, you're in and can use both.

>>531488638
Source

>>531488862
You're playing a unity game for 10 year old phones, how fucking bad is your pc?

I'm doing a GUTS run

>>531488862
working as intended

>>531488796
You can, but you won't be able to use other supports for years. Is this really what you want?

>>531488918
im calling her the white saviour horse from now on

>>531488676
106

This is the last moments of tranquility...

>>531488709
I have a job and enough savings to buy myself a house right now, I STILL wouldn't whale on a gacha.

>>531487739
MAMBO

>>531488862
the absolute state of seatrannies

>>531488221
I'm too old to understand these retarded zoomershit memes.

>>531489035
OF COURSE MY HORSE

>>531489035
of course my horse

>>531488918
She's more tan/brown.

>>531489035
OF COURSE MY HORSE

>>531489029
thank god we'll have an hour to sort all of that out before kita happens afterwards

>>531488709
You'd have more success and luck betting on actual horses

>>531488676
58.

>>531489029
fucking finally, it's high time to do some hitlering around here desu

>>531488761
>one shitposter
He goes by the name "TomSchmusMPM" on the German imageboard pr0gramm.
It's just a tiktok addicted zoomer. He posted the other day that he loves to troll 4chan videogame threads with this kind of shit. He spends about 8 hours per day just consuming brain rot ironically.
>how do you know
I unfortunately browse the same forum and was looking at Umamusume uploads, which all were uploaded by him months ago along with the message that he shitposts here.

>>531488937
Not him but teach me your ways, webmanon

Who /last minute story farm/ here

so we basically just start scouting in 2h 30min or what

>>531489035
OF COURSE MY HORSE

>>531489034
Oh ok thanks
>>531489056
Not really... Do I have to fully unlock it to use it or is having just one copy enough?

>>531488676
2

>>531489035
OF COURSE MY HORSE
>>531487739
MAMBO

>>531488709
>$400
Doesn't seem like a very good financial decision for a PNG, moreso if you don't keep on whaling because F2P would still be ahead of you

>>531489035
of course my horse

>>531489035
OF COURSE MY HORSE

>>531489035
OF COURSE MY HORSE

>>531489265
>"TomSchmusMPM" on the German imageboard pr0gramm.
OH NONONONONO

>>531487739
MAMBO

>>531489035
OF COURSE MY HORSE

Why are the tracks so massive if they only use 1/16th of it by riding the sides

>>531487312
Fucking jet plane

>>531489282
And then you join the vortex of negativity, yes.

>>531489274
same boat

>>531489035
OF COURSE MY HORSE

>>531487739
MAMBO

>>531487819
So no super creek? What cards you recommend?

my latest creation... I have a feeling the 1 wit card is dumb but we'll see

>>531489094
i'm happy for you, i'm glad you're doing well anon
>>531489035
OF COURSE MY HORSE

>>531488796
Post your ID Skadibwo

>>531489035
OF COURSE MY HORSE
THE GLOVES SHALL STAY
AND THE PULLS WILL BE YAY

>>531489035
OF COURSE MY HORSE

>>531489035

OF COURSE MY HORSE

I'm going to pull at least 1 Kitasan. And my IBS will be miraculously cured when I wake up tomorrow. These things I know to be true.

>>531489035
OF COURSE MY HORSE

I think I might be addicted to rerolling and might just sell off some MLB Kitasan accounts

i shouldn’t expect kitasan at 25k if i’m failing 11%

25 minutes

>>531489265
sie haben hier deutsche zoomer

if I start a run now but don't finish the URA until after the event begins, will I get event credit on the run? or does it check at the start of the run for that

you guys will be rerolling for days btw

>>531488965
To think not even 10 of those generals still exist today

>>531489567
You're gonna give your ID to a site with userbase that is 90% Indonesian?

>>531489035
OF COURSE MY HORSE

>>531489035
OF COURSE MY HORSE

>>531489035
of course my horse

>>531489604
>sie
anon, bitte.

>>531489567
Easy money, sell it to the people here that go zero rolls in 200 for kita.

>>531489265
>German
>Trying to make Mambo a thing
LOU BEGA???

>>531489540
Holy shit reroll lmao

>>531489284
One copy is never enough, you want at least 3LB.

>>531489567
You unironically get a better return of your time invested by getting a job and pulling on your own account
Reroll Account selling is for poorfag seanigs

>>531489035
OF COURSE MY HORSE

>>531489035
OF COURSE MY HORSE

>>531489567
Not even worth. Chinks are going to tank the market.

JP gods have spoken, you will roll or be bricked. Kitasan is not skippable

>>531489035
of course my horse

>>531489035
break a leg and die redditship

>>531489035
OF COURSE MY HORSE

>>531488937
my sony vegas keeps crashing my PC when i boot it up and I wanted to get the video out now
im not in the mood to grab a new install + crack it since I do a video edit once in a blue moon

>>531489308
>I'd rather spend 72 hours mindlessly staring at a computer to reroll than 4 hours mindlessly staring at a computer for work

>>531489265
>German imageboard pr0gramm.
Having looked up this site, it's like every single pol joke about germans put together and actually real
I love you guys but I don't think you should be allowed humour
Every general here accumulates ritual posts over time and this has to be one of the more harmless ones, the fact that brainrot zoomers probably on autismbucks get to spend all day shitting up threads is an extremely grim potent though

Dont forget to post your Kitasan the moment you get it

>>531489035
OF COURSE MY HORSE

>>531489161
that's the darkest it gets

>>531488529
>>531488741
uhh salsa?

>>531489035
OF COURSE MY HORSE

Speaking of rolling
https://x.com/ashikura_horse/status/1945387397669380150

>>531489738
>sony vegas
2012 called

>>531489762
the difference is somebody has to hire you for the second one.

>>531489721
Sell it, gift it, doesn't make much of a difference

>>531489567
you can try but your going to get price mogged by chinks with dedicated set ups

>>531489035
OF COURSE MY HORSE

>>531489764
>but I don't think you should be allowed humour
Modern Germans absolutely shouldn't, and even with older generations it can be extremely borderline.

>>531489643
/alter/ and its consequence has been a disaster for /vg/

>>531489035
OF COURSE MY HORSE

>>531489845
not him but vegas 12 is the best editing program that's not adobe's pretentious shit

>>531488862
Steam version has a lot of connecting issues for me, I have to wait for connection quite often, small breaks but it stacks up. On phone it's little bit better

>>531489035
OF COURSE MY HORSE

>>531489035
OF COURSE MY HORSE

I've got 30k for kitasan
am i fucked?

Are you guys doing a race with your horswife before Kitasan?

At 19k carats right now.
Gonna try to hit 22.5k and then paypig the rest for kitasan.

>>531489035
OF COURSE MY HORSE

>>531489883
Collab when?

>>531489514
I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE

>>531489883
uh oh I wonder if barneyfags still kickin it

>>531489764
I have a german friend who constantly links me pr0gramm posts about beavers and talks to me about how he loves modding rimworld and how the french suck

Bros... I'm a whale now...

>>531489035
OF COURSE MY HORSE

>>531489824
@Player1_Please

>half the views of the kitasan tweet
diachan...

>>531490009
you'll get mlb in 5 rolls

>lost in the semifinals, long
Way too much guts, not enough stamina

WHY AM I NEVER GETTING SPEED SPARKS FROM MY 1200 SPEED HORSES

Why do the little ear wiggles and tail flips make me feel happy?

>>531490070
Hey Brian.

>>531490072
You're barely a scallop, son.

>Walk into hot springs for a nice relaxing soak.
>After 10 minutes feel something on penis
>Look down and see Mayano
>Leave hot spring more tired than I when I walked in.

What the fuck is wrong with this horse. I just wanted a nice bath...

>>531488965
>/gbfg/
>/feg/
Fallen soldiers, dont let their walking corpses fool you

>>531490094
if that's true i'll blow you right on the spot

>>531489035
OF COURSE MY HORSE

>>531490070
>posts about beavers
what does that even mean
>loves modding rimworld
adds up
>french suck
he has zero personality

>>531489514
i need more of this artist
i require fat horses
no
i demand them

>>531486921
alter is and has always been a redditor containment general

>>531489035
OF COURSE MY HORSE

>>531490072
same i broke my lifetime gacha f2p cherry for horses....

>>531489035
OF COURSE MY HORSE

>>531490009
euros right?

>>531489035
GOO GOO BABIES

I got no clue what is good in this game or what to roll, should I be saving up or is there some banner right now worth dumping my gacha rainbow rocks into?

>>531490092
built in professor of curvature, thank god I didn't upgrade my rudolf

>>531489035
Of course not your umamusume

>>531488574
A voice line where she says mambo got adopted for some Chinese brain rot memes so secondaries who’ve seen the Chinese videos but not played know her as mambo

>>531487739
MAMBO

>>531489035
Of course my horse

>>531489035
Of course, my horse

>>531489035
OF COURSE MY HORSE

>>531490161
I can never get 3 star stamina sparks. Shit sucks.

>>531490284
norwegian krones

>>531490140
If your speed was 600 you would have won.

Join Coomers newfriends.

>>531489035
OF COURSE MY HORSE

>>531489764
The communtiy or site itself is gay. It's like edgy reddit, where you have to farm updoots to rank up or pay to do the same. I was invited by a friend years ago, but I deleted my account after awhile. It was just the same retarded jokes, pol shit and OC worship. It might be a fed honeypot too at this point.

>>531490234
literally posts about beavers building dams or doing anything and he just keeps laughing at bobers

Machikanetanhoiza

>>531489035
Of Course My Horse

>>531490140
her outfit is stupid bitch looks like a yugioh player

Only got 15k for KB; going to wait until the end of the rotation to paypig just to see if I get any copies from the free gems between then and now, but I'd like to get to three copies if possible

SHE'S ALMOST HERE

>>531490094
Can you really not get 2 copies of the same ssr in one 10 pull? It would be 5 at minumum for the set?

OF COURSE MY HORSE

A HORSE IS A HORSE
OF COURSE OF COURSE
YES YES YES
MY HORSE MY HORSE

>>531490140
spd lookin kinda low

>>531490235
Anon, your local shitmart?

>>531490410
bober kurwa is peak comedy

>>531486163
tachyon does the W pose

n i g g a

>>531489035
Of course my horse

why are people so obsessed with getting MLB kitasan on this banner specifically? it's not like the card is limited, she can spook you at any time

>>531489035
Of course my horse

Isn't the banner reset only in 3:20 hours?

>>531490092
>iron will
holy aids

>>531490410
lmao what the fuck?

>>531490448
Just require that all users have the dreams event banner. Rerollers get fucked.

>>531490410
Mejiro Bober Kurwa

>>531490357
i probably will if I get MLB kita reroll

>>531490070
>he loves modding rimworld
sick bastard
this shit is soul draining, and you can't even skip it if you want to play the game

>>531490517
Yeah but how often do you get spooked, you have a good chance now

>>531490517
Good luck with that when the pool is diluted.
We're rolling for kitasan now so we don't have to worry about it in the future.

>>531490528
About 2 hours. HOLD THE LINE

>>531490505
Hopefully with all the money they make they can get a half decent AWS server to run their game. This shit is ridiculous.

97% fertility rate btw

>>531489035
OF COURSE MY HORSE

I'm curious
Let's say you refuse to reroll and use up your 30k to no avail, is it even possible to build a deck thaat can at least compete with someone with a kitasan card?

That new Teio sure is slutty

>>531490517
Rate up on it and less diluted pool of secondary stuff to roll in the process alongside.

>>531489035
of course my horse

>>531489764
pr0gramm is literally german 9gag but they feel superior over every other site because you have to pay to get full access.

>>531490517
I want MLB Sweep Tosho

>>531489035
OFF COURSE, MY HORSE
TAKE ME TO NEW HEIGHTS THAT NEITHER EQUESTRIAN NOR HOMO SAPIENS HAVE EVERY TREATED UPON BEFORE

>>531489035
OF COURSE MY HORSE

>German zoomer comedy revolves around Beave and some thing called "bobers"
And I thought Mutts had it bad.
>>531490604
>You can't skip modding a game that is perfectly fine on it's own
Maybe you guys should see a doctor.

>>531490429
Back to Bangledesh with you

Nice Natie

just need to do this for real now

>>531490697
so literally german somethingawful?

Thread theme
https://youtu.be/BNcX_oVsQ_4

>>531490663
You should get multiple SR's and can just borrow a friends MLB Kita. You'll be fine and can just upgrade the kita over time as you build up it's LMB's.

It's why you want 30K to guarantee it.

If I don't hit 1 or 2 copies tonight, am I supposed to reroll? I have only been playing for 5 days so I won't lose that much.

GOO GOO BABY

If you don't have Kitasan in your profile by the end of the banner, you will be removed from your Club/Union/etc.. Do not skip or you will see the consequences

Why do people like Gold Ship, he's such a fucking asshole

>>531490773
>beave
We used to use that as slang for vagina

>>531490663
You should hopefully mlb your other SR cards incase you don't get kitasan.
Kitasan rerollers are only gonna get about 70 rolls per reroll so the rest of their deck is gonna be trash besides kitasan.

>>531490807
bro...you just...

>>531489035
of course, my horse

>>531490807
>blowing all your luck on fake rolls

can someone post reroll guide again?

>>531490663
First few Chanmis are going to be proper stat and skill allocation checks, not raw deck power checks, so yes.

>>531490872
???????????

>>531490919
yes

>>531490868
That's called having personality.

>>531489035
OF COURSE MY HORSE

>>531490852
yes

>>531485160
>the Emiya Shirou stare

Nice Naturals

>>531490867
Jokes on you, I'm not even in a club!

>>531490856
Can someone explain the goo goo baby meme when it comes to super creek?
I read the entire event chain of that card and all she does is feed oguri's never ending gape of a mouth with more curry than the entire nation of india

Is there a build that makes wits

How do I get the third copy of the story SSRs?

>>531490625
i literally just finished training in jp, the difference is night and day it's like i'm playing on a 500ms server goddammit cyge you have enough money

>>531490868
>btfos degenerate jap horse gamblers
Seems pretty zased to me

>>531490693
where is this from? What mode is this in jp?

>>531490867
Say that in club chat.
Go ahead say it.

>>531490732
You thought it was a meme?

>>531490732
This is usually negotiable if you will do discord rp or other kinds of service. If you're in a good club early you can get carried into high tiers, so it's worth to at least reach out and see if you can work something out.

>>531490868
We all love Goldshi.

>>531490824
pretty much

>>531490807
bro you already wasted your luck...

>>531491042
yes

>>531490807
Stop jinxing yourself, anon.

>>531490868
Anon, you are that one guy who is salty because chad is liked by the whole office and you are loser no one likes.

>>531489035
OF COURSE MY HORSE

reminder that pulls are linked to the current time. only pull once you see a bunch of anons posting they got kitasan.

>>531491046
Give shoes in clubs.

>>531490919
finish the tutorial
waste you ninjins
didn't get what you wanted? press home screen
menu at the bottom right
delete trainer data
done

>>531490636
I have a question for keiba anons. If Gold Ship actually tried in a race against an American champion, would he win?

>>531489035
OF COURSE MY HORSE

>>531490867
I fucking hope people I follow aren't switching to kitasan black unless they have MLB I swear to god if all you pricks highlight a 1LB kitasan I'm going to have a meltie

>>531490868
assholes are funny when their assholery isn't directed at you
sucks for the retards that bet on him, then again you have to be retarded to gamble on an animal being consistent anyways

>>531489035
OF COURSE MY HORSE

>>531490919
just don't reroll, it's not worth it if you already have an account.

>>531490867
I’m the club leader

Will I get good Kita luck if I cum into my phones charging port? Will that appease the app?

>>531491097
based golshi with the sebastian vettel reference

>>531491146
Isn't that the second copy?

Cygames is gonna turn kitasan off for the first hour so everyone loses the carats and then re-activates, right? Better wait until 1 hour after banner release

>>531491031
She wants your spunk

>>531491031
She literally says she wants to play goo goo babies in her campaign

Reminder that if you find this attractive you are a homosexual

The Gambler's Fallacy is a cognitive bias or logical fallacy in which a person believes that past random events can influence the outcome of future random events, even though each event is independent.

Example:
Imagine a fair coin is flipped and lands on heads five times in a row. Someone might think:

"Tails is due to happen next!"

This belief is the gambler’s fallacy. In reality, the chance of heads or tails on the next flip is still 50/50 — previous outcomes do not influence future ones in independent random processes.

>>531491227
smelly

>>531491048
They probably skimped because they thought global would be pretty small. They didn't expect it to get as popular in the west as it did, but even so I expect them to take months to even recognize it as an issue.

>>531490773
>he doesnt know
It's not even German to begin with, its a niche meme of polish people insulting wild beavers (or other animals) for no particular reason
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHHpYXQyQO4

>>531490876
It's 80 rolls and that's only for your first 3 copies. Once you get that you play normally and get 120 more at least for the +1 and a chance to finish. They'll have as developed a deck as any ftp in a couple of days at most.

bros............... im scared...............

>>531489035
OF COURSE MY HORSE

>>531490235
To find Fat Horses in Your Area, go to pixiv and search "太り気味"!

>>531491237
Nah, there are only 10,000 copies. If you don't roll in the first hour you 100% get nothing because the max distribution will be given out.

>>531489035
of course my horse

>>531491285
>he’s a lucklet
NGMI

>>531491326
don't worry, send me the money. i'll do the rolls for you.

>>531490663
kitasan isn't even that good until like 3LB

>>531491249
reverse rape

>>531489035
OF COURSE MY HORSE

>ura finale 8 careers in a row, starting to get into the groove of the game and want to start breeding horses for 3* sparks
>ive now failed 6 careers in a row, not even made it to the ura qualifiers
surely my luck will turn around!
>fail a 8% failure that killed a really good horse that was going to be 700 in speed/stam/wits if i won the ura finale to not even winning the last race since my mood went from good to awful AND i lost 20 speed from the injury
>have had multiple no. 1 favorite horses finish literally dead last 18th forcing alarm clocks on races that should be cakewalks
>sleep deprived night owling my rests at about a 40% rate
>getting last place on maiden debuts despite having good parentage and easily more than enough stats even on A aptitude front runners thanks to late starts + blocked

the rerollers yearn for the mines

>>531491237
1st hour will be hot period, they will turn it off after that

>>531491237
yeah I'm waiting at least 5 mins after day reset, can't trust nip companies and good infrastructure

>>531491249
Call me Faggotron 3000 then

>>531491347
>limited amount of pixels

>>531491220
It's all the copies but they made it so if you buy one it gets more expensive.

>>531491326
There's no reason to be, you just need a single copy and you'll be able to MLB it eventually. Not only that but you'll be building your SR cards along it and might even get some niceties like FM/SC dupes.

>>531491285
>independent
just switched my frame of mind lmao, that means its 99.9% now nerd

>>531489035
OF COURSE MY HORSE

>>531491285
This is the guy with the pickaxe that stops right before the diamonds

can someone post the event reward list? I know it goes up to like 700k