Thread 533985047

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we hate Teio here

how does shooting for victory actually work? the summary page says one thing and then the skill viewer says something completely different

Digitan LOVE

>5 star pieces short of BAKUSHIN outfit
bros i cant do it anymore

THE BEST ONE

>>533985118
how does it say something completely different

>>533985118
that's the example/explanation for the condition...

this is a robbery, hand IT over

>>533985118
>be towards the front (top 3)
>well positioned
idk man it makes sense to me

its CM race time, 3 uma
ID: 20609510

Suzuka olev
>>533985184
it really is, she's so hot

>>533985243
nyo.... anything but my cum..

SEX with HORSES

>>533984038
She can run too!

>>533985187
the pop up says
>order >=3
>order rate <=5
which implies position between 3-5
the more detailed page says
>order <=3
>order rate >=5
which implies position 1-3 but somehow also position 5+

>>533985190
the example always matches the skill you click it for

>>533985118

>1.) have to be in 1st to 3rd
>2.) have to be in the top 50% - in CM this is 9*0.5 = 4.5 rounded up to 5th place or higher

that's it

>>533985118
When you are winning, win harder.

>>533984675
same anon, but I already accept it, staying on my lane is fine by me after I already grabbed my 1,5k carats I ain't whaling for team trials anyway
>>533985365
holy cute...

MIHONO BOURBON

bros I need help, between these four (and mayano) who would be better suited for medium? should be fine with either mayano or fukukitaru because of the 20% stamina gain right?

>>533985365
look at her go!

uma delicia

>>533985392
burger

>>533985373
I still don’t understand the steamy trope in fanart.

sakuraniku rank dropped again lmao

>>533985253
why is it always you

You're making use of her support while she's still relevant, right?

Someone please put me in a coma for a week until the Super Creek Banner

>>533985289
reminder that if your horse girl's ears are uncovered she is a SLUT

>>533985546
Do Americans really?

Uma musume is gaslighting game.

Forceful sex with Gentildonna

>>533985583
its a curse

>>533985546
um... a?..

>run every single medium/long race
>19 races
aiiee..

>>533985546
I hate basketball americans with a fervor

>>533985664
release her NAO, cygames

>another mom
Oh neat

>>533985509
Mayano and Matikane

>>533985509
Umamusume is a LUCK game. Therefore fuku, the lucky horse, will lead you to victory.

>>533985546
Why the burgers are like this?

>>533985385
i just tried it
it didnt pop when 2nd, redshift did.

>>533985253
Y'know, I wasn't expecting much from myself, but that was bad even for me. ggs

you are going to be eaten

Gentildonna? NOW THAT'S A UMAMUSAME

>>533985852
they're not guaranteed as inherited skills

>>533985047 (OP)
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sniffing Grass Wonder's big sweaty butt
sniffing Tazuna's large sweet smelling butt
>>533985584
About to use it in my Grass Wonder run

We hate rice shower here

>>533985243
She can't come soon enough bros..I want her bad

how she waits me after the Tenno Sho

>>533985878
Don't feel bad, you got debuff nuked

>>533985504
so THAT'S why I've been losing so often. In class D2, getting curbstomped pretty consistently. Oh well. I'm just slowly accumulating carets for better cards and (onegai desu) Maruzensky and Special Week.

>you can obtain new trainees with star pieces even if you didn't scout them
wtf? how??

>>533985504
do you only get matched up against people in your class or just rating?

I still can't beat career with Tokai Teio. I've won the URA medium with Maruzensky, Mcqueen, Opera, and Silence but I have no idea what I'm doing wrong with Teio. I tried the suggested 3 speed/1 stam/1 power/1 wit but I never even make it to the qualifier because the last mandatory race is a long. Should I just roll for better support cards? I figured what I currently had was at least the bare minimum since I've gotten the medium trophy with other umas.

no wonder shes agressive to everyone.
also mixed ningen/uma schools are thing i guess.

>Target in Sight
>I'm the target

>>533985376
>the example always matches the skill you click it for
No, you're just mentally deficient.

>>533986119
uma musume is a gaslighting game

>>533985678
Just for you, I'm gonna start making some anti front runner debuffers

Favorite song?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B8mYAGPanhc

>>533985824
>>533985841
kk thanks lads, now to bullshit some deck

im not against (you) thrist but it doesn't work that well on top gun imo. It clashes with other aspects of her personality

>>533986164
This is why i will never love ningen women

>>533986164
>bullying an Uma
Do they have a deathwish?

place your bets

>>533986154
>maxed mambo
I kek every time

SAKURANIKU DANCHO WE LOST ANOTHER NOOOO. CUT THE FAT ALREADY

I need some advice bros. I feel like I should roll on the creek banner to patch up my supports but I would much rather save more for Seiun (don't particularly care she's meta I just like her) and I also don't have enough for a spark on the upcoming support one. wwyd with this support list? if you don't want to scan the image my notable cards are
SSRs
>LB1 seiun
>LB1 fine motion
>LB0 creek
>LB2 kitasan
SRs
>LB1 sweep
>LB2 daiwa
>LB2 top gun
>LB2 cafe
>LB3 taishin
>LB3 eishin
>LB3 tachyon
>LB3 matikanefuku
>MLB halo

>>533986369
1 (one) star wit, corner recovery

>>533986369
1 guts

muri

Posting again an example of perfect skill potential wasted on retarded blue sparks.

Which card has the best end closer skills
Goldshi?

My darling Dream Journey

>>533986449
WHY ARE YOU PSYCHIC?
>>533986369

>>533986484
what cards do i need to make a parent like that

>>533986545
Narita Taishin and Hishi Amazon

>>533986545
l-lewd

>>533985937
tried 5 times, didnt trigger once as 1st/2nd

>>533986235
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPd3qd0hVPk

>>533986154
I feel your pain, anon. I've beaten URA with Teio a few times, here's what I did:
>run a 9* stamina legacy
>make one legacy give her A rank in long
>run 3 stam 1 speed 1 power 1 wit (Nice Nature for this)
Prioritize stamina and power, it's fine if you're only C+ speed by the last Arima Kinen. Those fucking cheating umas will all be C/C+ stats at the end, it won't matter for shit if you have 1200 speed or not (seriously - my Silence Suzuka was IMMEDIATELY outrun from the gate by these fuckers, and she had 1200 speed and 765 power - the game is cheating). Make sure you have at least C in wit, and B tier is preferred if you can get it. Best of luck.

>>533985584
I have her at 0LB so I'm not using her, but I'll roll on Super Creek banner so if I get a dupe or 2 I'll try her out.
I just don't know how to fit her in. I wanted to train Maya for CM so I need 3 speed 3 stam (or 4 speed 2 stam because I only have 3LB KItasan). So I don't know what to replace for her.

>>533986517
Narita Taishin (SR) and Hishi Amazon (SR)

>>533986384
she's a free event card idgi

>>533986154
You need to actually pull for supports anon.

okay we get it you like flat suzuka shut the fuck up holy shit

FLAT UMAS ARE LOVE

wait, Narita Brian's unique only works when she passes umas from the OUTSIDE? can you even make that consistent?

Who was the best mare (irl) of all time?

>>533986578
I'm autistic, I see patterns, I cant explain, I just know

This zoomer...

>failed a 4% triple speed rainbow summer training that would have likely put me at 1200 speed + some more power and gotten another G1 race under my belt so i could have gotten slightly more skills
im going to make some black coffee right fucking now

>>533986225
I think i have enough stamina to survive debuffs.
80% of my losses are from Pace Chasers who get in front of Maru on the last corner and block her Redshift boost. I haven't gotten good Lead skill parents so i'm fucked.

That's why i'm trying to make a Narita Taishin backup in case Maru dies at the front. But holy fuck this bitch is hard to build. The mood downs are crazy

>>533986472
the micro bikini stays on during sex

>>533986085
I was hoping at least rudolf would have enough stamina, but I guess I've gotta train another one.
Oh well, that's how it be, that horse was just a result of spark farming anyways.

>>533986449
Oracle-sama, what will my CM grandparent get?

>>533986689
I wanna save my carats for whenever new years boyfaggot comes to global tho

>>533986696
our image limit is going to get filled up by suzukatards

One of my best Rices to date. would have liked a bit more stam and wit but them's the cards.

heh

>>533986472
>download image
>file already exists
you love to see it

>7 years ago I made a Japanese Apple account so that I can download the Granblue app and no longer be bothered with my browser while playing on my phone during work
>this year I’ll have to change the country just so I can play English Uma Musume on my phone so I can play while on work

How ironic

>>533986679
guts and their cards are so bad now that they will get a rework later, is just wasting resources and a card slot for now

>>533985376
>the example always matches the skill you click it for

>>533986606
I usually have a problem with power or stamina during the first year.

>>533986762
That's Uma Musume baby!

>>533986847
can't see anything, sorry
maybe power? I don't have a Teio, never played her

>>533986803
the simulator even says my Golshi should be winning against you, so I'm just confused atp
https://alpha123.github.io/uma-tools/umalator-global/

>>533986803
if you cure practice poor and then win the g2 race you get this (+4 mood)

King.
>>533986679
Right now guts cards aren't that great unless you're trying to get a specific skill like guts Ticketzo for On Your Left!

if uma musume got an anime, which horse(s) would you want to be the main cast?

boys

>>533986708
me

>>533986707
FUCK THAT SKILL
FUCK THAT SKILL
FUCK THAT SKILL
FUCK THAT SKILL
FUCK THAT SKILL
FUCK THAT SKILL

I lost so many GODDAMN careers because of her. When that skill procs you are truly and absolutely fucked unless three or four of your own proc immediately.

hair down bakushin
hair down bakushin

>>533986919
heresy, her chest is too big

>>533986985
This nigga bout to have sex with Ryan

>>533987012
I can't tell if this is being funny or serious.

>>533986970
false oracle, stone this neigher

>>533987128
need

>>533987012
you jest but after BNW we were robbed of Scarlet x Vodka kino

>>533986154
Looks like you have everything I needed for a succesful run.

>>533986708
Depends on how you define best
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_leading_Thoroughbred_racehorses

Fug :(

>>533986696
>>533986705
lole

>>533986874
Rice is one of my favorites but one I really struggle with. How did you do this?

Can I do decently if I use maxxed R cards?

REQUEST. MORE. SHOES.

>>533987012
King Halo for the Clannad feels
Trainer can be Tomoya

she was waiting for me

>>533987335
thanks for the reminder

>>533987047
with tight pussies.

I just know that if I tried to use this Rudolf I would get placed with the giga whales and get curbstomped

This game is so fucking stressful

>Only El Condor Pasa can run Tokyo Daishoten
That's some bullshit. I don't have her.

>>533987232
>54 wins
what the fuck

>>533987336
the Key hors is Aston Maachan though

>>533987335
What color, cutie?

Taking Ai chan on a date

sky-kun!

>>533986424
for speed: MLB King Halo > Tosho > Suzuka > LB3 SRs > Bakushin/Special Needs. borrow MLB Kita at all cost.
stamina: Seiun Sky > Mayano > Manhattan. borrow MLB Super Creek for Medium/Long. replace your weakest speed card with your LB2 Kita.
power: LB3 Helios is the only good card.

smart horses

>>533987397
time for you to host it and find out

>get 9* stam
>100 crowns a day
If only I had a card anyone wanted to borrow, getting zero friend points from mlb ssr.

>>533987590
>+23
grim

>>533986093
>so THAT'S why I've been losing so often. In class D2, getting curbstomped pretty consistently. Oh well. I'm just slowly accumulating carets for better cards and (onegai desu) Maruzensky and Special Week.
oh for sure, the people who stay in Class 6 generally have better cards, better built umas, better luck, better everything really, it's not absolutely whale territory since you still have to rely on rng and not be retarded when building your umas (me), but many of your opponents will likely have MLB SSR cards (like this guy's maruzensky here..I dream of a MLB kitasan of my own).
Obviously you can always get lucky and be matched against someone with shitty built umas and score high, but that's unlikely and honestly team trials don't reward nearly enough for you to start sweating over it
>>533986121
>do you only get matched up against people in your class or just rating?
I assume you are only matched with people from the same class, but I have no idea really.

Fuji Kiseki Paizuri

In about half of the nine legend bakushin races my Halo got blocked
This last race she was actually in a very good outside position on the turn, and maneuvering caused her to get blocked on the final straight as she slid INTO the pack on the inside rail instead of simply staying on the same fucking lane that was open the whole time
I just dont understand
>witlet
I gave her 542 wit

Peak Joy
Tokai Teio

>>533987438
Well hot damn, it's true.

>>533987640
I just use the special week event card and some people actually borrow it

>>533987640
I get a semiconsistent 30fp a day from just an mlb sr. Better than nothing.

>>533987397
Lates are usually safe from debuffs

post more suzukas

>>533986424
>>533987542
also regarding banners: oshi > meta
there is no need for good cards if you cannot use them to train (You)r wife

>>533985072
>insane level of work
considering they come out once a year? not really...
the reason is that you cant add much because it has to stay historically accurate, but they could probably still add other things...

>>533987704
>boob veins

>>533987438
You can do it with Taiki, that's what I did.

>>533987446
He ruled over Europe, never lost a single time.
Even won his retirement race by 10 lengths

tfw you meet your uma's mom and she probably knows you're fucking the shit out of each other without anyone having to say anything

>>533987542
MLB Jobber is not better than MLB Sweep, stop it

>honestly team trials don't reward nearly enough for you to start sweating over it
ah right and by that >>533987669 I mean retention doesn't reward you that enough to sweat it over (you get like 250 carats per week vs 150 from class 5), you should absolutely aim to get into class 6 for the one time only reward for 1500 carats, cyjews are stingy af so you will want all the 10 rolls you can get

to the anon posting all the Suzuka fanart:
god bless you

>>533987718
Beyond the Horizon is cuter

>>533987542
>Mayano > Manhattan
???

>>533986707
It's called being an end closer and using a mid/late race positioning skill. She'll naturally aim to run outside.

Considering the amount of ww1 and 2 art with horse girls and centaur girls people used to draw I'm surpised we don't see more war umas.

>>533987727
Feels like fucking her would break her

>>533987950
I don't have a 2* Pasa. What makes you think I have a particular 3*.

let me snif pls

>>533986484
if there's anything that suzuka posted last thread has told me it's that blue sparks are a meme and skill sparks are everything
9* inheritance runs can still roll utter dogshit and dogshit inheritance runs can lucksack into godly stats
i will cease caring about blue sparks and focus on affinity and skill sparks

>>533988230
YWNBJ

>>533987669
If you have 15 umas that each have 11 skills that reliably activate, you'll reach and stay in class 6. You can build that with R cards.

Is the meme about parents having URA increasing URA sparks chances true?

>>533988013
He has LB1 sweep and MLB gaylo

>>533988242
Well I have Taiki and no El, so... guess you better get working on those parents for urara.

Imagine Spe’s reaction to Buena Vista bringing home a brown stallion

>>533988363
If imagine if Mejiro Dober cheated on Spe with some Mexican
Oh wait

>>533988298
you can also improve those dogshit blues with immaculate whites/reds through tachyon event, whereas most good blue sparks I've seen here would not be helped much by the tachyon event.

Does anyone have a concrete write up or guide on how the Wit stat interacts with maneuvering and deciding when and how to maneuver? You see write ups that explain how every 100 wit increases % chance to activate a skill, but i cant find anything similar about maneuvering. I once read that there's wit checks for moving? Wit checks made every three seconds? What happens if you fail or succeed these checks every three seconds? Am i just hallucinating these things i thought i read?

>>533987286
I struggle. I do lots of runs and most of them divebomb. I do runs that seem promising then the entire senior year the friendships training just fucking disappear and it slowly atrophies to mediocrity. Then once every few days I get something actually decent. I've had better stat spreads but with no skills and doomed to fail. I've had the best skill spread i could hope for and no stat over 500 by URA. picrel my highest ranked rice but with only 7% recovery she'll burn out every time.

I've got her inheriting a 9 stam maruzensky (borrowed) and a 3 speed 6 power taiki shuttle (mine), running 3 speed 1 stam 1 wit 1 flex.
speed kitasan black lv 40
speed sweep tosho lv 45
speed special week lv 45 (event)
stamina super creek lv 50 (borrowed)
wits marvelous sunday lv 45
last slot has been many things depending on the mood. sometimes mcqueen story card for more stam, sometimes fine motion for the shot at speed star, sometimes R rudolph for the debuffs.
This run in particular filled with SR Aoi Kiryuin lv 35.

>"Suffer long and it will set you free. Only through trial do we find the strength we need."
>~Shadow the Hedgehog

>>533988219
indeed she's a doll

Shiraoki-sama smite this suzuka poster NOW!

>>533988186
I'd like more war Umas too.

I think I made a pretty good horse
Should I drop my ID for you guys

cucked out of rudolf hints again...

>>533985047 (OP)
it's all fun and games until golshi makes me her raft

>All this suzuka
Who let Sped post on Umachan...

>>533988486
That’s a white girl

>>533988147
>It's called being an end closer and using a mid/late race positioning skill. She'll naturally aim to run outside.
But Narita Brian is Pace/Late. she has a D in End

Fuck chasing the blue sparks, who /red and white maxxing/ here???

>>533988542
enjoy it

>>533988609
>mixed race

>>533988609
I'd rather have that Bighead Hayabusa with the 3 URA

My first 9 star after weeks of runs. Now I can finally play the game…..

>>533988486
Dober is way way wayyyy out of Spe’s league

>>533988580
Millions of horses died in World War 1 and World War 2.

>>533988147
>Narita Brian
>End Closer
Anon...

>>533988609
>mixed blues
>completely mixed pinks
>only 3 URA on a grandparent
sry, bro. my follow slots are precious.

If I have a 0LB Fine Motion and no Super Creek, which one should I go for? I was thinking about swiping for the rookie pack and I already have MLB Kita

HOW THE FUCK DOES EVERYONE HAVE THEIR 1 AND 2 STAR UMAS AT 3 STARS ALREADY AHHHH DO I NEED TO PULL MORE UMAS

>>533988757
>>533988721
I'm glad Suzuka is so popular, it's to reclaim flat chests from cunnyfags

>>533988486
>cucked by an american uma larping as a luchadora
my spic uma can't stop winning..

>>533988774
very good

>>533988903
Those anons rolled for Curren

>>533988774
>no URA finale in all 3
>no medium pink
Back to the mines, piggie.

what supports should i be using for evil nature?

>>533987397
>not 1200 stamina
Bricked

>>533988774
post id NOW

>>533988774
great parent. ID?

>>533988186
>>533988580
They didn't tell you about the crimes against humanity as well as their fellow Umas the Leaf Umas commit during the Great War

her skin is perfect too

I think my blood pressure goes up any time I do a random G2 for skill points and don't come in first.

>>533985047 (OP)
who drew this? it's really good

>>533988186
>Winged Umas
I approve, we lack cutness in our history

>>533989017
>>533989051
133024560068

>HOPEFULL stakes
>is actually hopeless
??

>>533988930
Liking flat girls is just as gross as liking children

>>533985047 (OP)
are there any clubs open I can join? i am semi tryhard looking to shoe launder and do CM room tests

>>533988687
Late, end, same difference for the idea generally.
>>533988832
I admit I misread.

>>533989175
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/133480464

I think national-level umas should only match with other national-level umas or trainers

>>533989162
PERFECTION

so what are they all doing here?

what's wrong with mixed blue spark parents

Is copeful stakes actually worth trying to run when it has such inconsistent results? I feel like I would rather just do a double friendship or something

>>533988954
i rolled for taishin and got her in 40 pulls and i've only been able to upgrade bakushin and halo cause of the legend races

>>533988230
Lore accurate btw.
>spe and grass had to attend an event together in 2014
>despite not seeing each other for a decade, special chud immediately started seething when he saw grass
>they had to show them separately because spe was having a melty
>meanwhile grass had a massive erection

>>533989352
thank you

>>533989385
>so what are they all doing here?
Gutting your run

>>533989385
you're not skipping guts day are you?

>>533989232
Thanks a lot

>>533989232
followed good sir. I'm sure your ryan will be a better parent than the maruzensky i've been using, and opens the door for me to use someone else besides my own taiki. actually game changing. I gotta make some changes.

>>533989385
The green woman keeps telling you about how your uma needs guts anon, that's the only way to make you listen

Grass Wonder is sexier than Suzuka

ok you need to stop burning through the image slots you fucking suzuka faggot

>>533989385
orgy

>>533989385
Lezzing out?

>>533988506
You’re hallucinating, you’re insane, you need to take your medication
Just look up the Uma reference doc and find the jp version since it’s got more mechanical stuff in there
Or read the race mechanics doc
Tldr
>every race is split into tiny sections
>each section everyone rolls wit and it applies a tiny positive or negative % modifier to speed based on the roll
>higher wit raises both floor and ceiling on this
This is unrelated to manoeuvring which is it’s own can of worms

>>533989241
terrible taste

The strongest

We all love suzuka around here

Just watched my highest rated horse lose a story mission with a total of SIX contestants because she got blocked by two horses. This shit is ridiculous.

At this point the Suzuka dumping is spamming

>>533989598
rip anon's B honse, i bet she DESTROYS those tier 1 team trials

>>533989563
damn that nape is sinful

>>533989653
Just report him for spam

https://files.catbox.moe/71jr80.png

Silent Suzuka

>>533989692
NOT a good look bwo....

>>533989507
So wit is involved in governing both stamina and speed regulation, but not maneuver? Ok so i had a schizo moment about wit governing maneuver, but clearly if Gametora shows that the game recognizes if you are blocked in front or to the side, and there are triggers involved, with friggin skills listing in-game the condition of being blocked, there's SOMETHING that governs how this-or-that character will move right?

>>533989653
Of all the ways people can react to being mad that their thread was stolen when someone else made it before they could, posting on topic images of character seems the least disruptive. Once the thread reaches image limit and the Suzuka poster can post the new thread they'll calm down and be normal.

survey time
how many hopeful stakes have your umas ran today, and how many have been 1st places?

>>533989232
God bless you anon, my oguri cap thanks you

>>533989831
>redditcap
Removed.

>>533989653
>>533989692
Love to see yuritrannies seething

What Uma career should I run for this feeling?

>>533989801
3/3

>>533989801
3
3

What do you think about this?

>>533989914
why would it be anyone other than oguri

>>533989598
i had that happen earlier. i was favorite to win, chilling in 4th, 300 more stam than the next contestant. one of the frontrunners burning themselves out ahead of me emptied their tank and came to a screeching halt, and my stupid ass horse could not fathom moving out of the way, so she just let this mook horse drag her from 4th back to 12th before finally moving to the right.
lategame navigation feels like a mandatory investment.
worst of all, she recovered back up to 5th so i couldn't clock the race.

JP GODS will we ever get something like a dorm where I get to look at my horses chibi being silly? It's a shame they got such top tier chibis and I can't headpat them

>>533989884
Cope

>>533989914
Oguri Cap.

>>533989801
3/3. It's the mile races I'm more worried about these days because I keep overtuning for mediums.

>>533988927
She isnt a spic
She is from kentucky

>>533989978
nice hors

>>533989714
damn that's hot

>>533990029
those are sisters

Will you help her with her wit training?

>>533989914
First time going through King Halo's career when you see the racing schedule

>>533990029
Stop spamming sister

>>533989801
My last two careers had Hopeful Stakes attempts
both wins

>>533989785
Wit is the manoeuvrering stat but those checks are done when needed, not constantly
Part of overtaking someone is being able to clear a certain length ahead of them at your current speed, which is based on those wit speed rolls mid race
I think you’re after the position keep mechanic which is what governs how far from the front an uma should try to be based on their strategy, and overrides the wit checks to try to speed up or slow down using or conserving excess stamina

>>533989714
"if you got pregnant your racing career would be over. We'll have to use your ass"

>>533990101
And?

>>533988230
I wish she'd break me

>>533989991
oguri career is so easy, can you even fail it?

its over im afraid

>>533989978
pretty nice. the stat bonuses sound kind of bad though, I'd rather have 20/10 split so I can focus on something really effectively. A dirt instead of B dirt feels a little meaningless because any B dirt horse just gets 1 dirt spark to make it A with a chance of becoming S, you probably still run a dirt spark on this for the S chance.
I'm guessing they stick to mile/medium races in the career in which case, pretty nice. if it's another horse with "haha here's arima kinen/a sprint" then that's rough.

>>533989914
narita taishin's -3 mood nuke

danchou can we start checking daily fan goals please
thanks

>>533990101
hot

>>533990320
You got the first time promotion reward. That's all that matters

>>533990341
These are the races

>>533990384
only if you post more urara stickers

>>533990436
I wanna give her a big ol smooch on her freckles

>>533988504
Wait, so I can save >>533986484 with a reroll blue spark event? Should I also uses thewe parents to blue spark farm since they have all the good skills I need and don't have to run 4 different card types?

whats the absolute MINIMUM amount of fans a moral and upstanding club member should have as of this date in the year of our lord 2025?

lmao it was so easy to trigger him

>>533990370
feels like it's mandatory to run ssr tazuna for that shit

>>533990014
that's literally the club. you have a variety of room layouts and tons of shenanigans they get up to in there.

>taishin's mandatory practice poor takes away your practice perfect and still debuffs you
darn

>>533989801
0/2 it is hopeless

>>533988903
I spent everything from money in Tazuna's shop to statues and did some rolls on the first banner to get my Creek to *3

>fan count resets monthly
ok
>......but not on the club profiles
does cygames actually want danchous to write spreadsheets?

Kinda early today.

>>533987542
>>533987884
Thank you

baku

>>533990629
just cure it and get practice perfect+

>>533990273
Only if you use auto select. N-not that I'd know hahahah

>>533990607
Doing recreation twice and an infirmary isn’t that bad for how many stats you get later in exchange

>>533990713
seems the suzuka spam make him mad

>>533990273
Don’t have Oguri so I couldn’t tell you

Skipping to view results makes you lose more often right?

>>533990906
yes, any skipping will decrease your stats, you have to watch the full race

>>533990906
Seems that way. I still do it when I'm in a hurry.

>>533986803
Deck now! please

>>533990906
It makes *you* lose more often. Everyone else wins more often.

>>533990487
yeah that's a pretty good horse then, not even any required 1sts outside of the last one, but as I play more I do tend to think maybe that's a downside because I wish I could clock to get 1st on more races. lots of free turns early and you can do plenty of G1s outside of your schedule. I'd roll for them easy if they weren't an abomination.

What's the next must roll banner?

>>533986993
>still trusting this simulator
Kek this shit is literally wrong half of the time you might as well flip a coin

>nearing 100 runs on oguri
>no onsen
>1st run on KH
>got it
not like I want to get Oguri hot springs, but it's weird

>>533990906
Its been the opposite for me

>>533991112
The current one.

>>533991112
people will say seiun sky but you really just need her as a parent so you can just follow a whale

idk all I do is win

When's the better Narita coming out?

After playing this game for a month, I can safely conclude El Condor Pasa is the best girl even if she is not my oshi

>>533991135
the main problem with this thing is that it doesn't factor in debuffers

>>533991112
This one bro!!

why does Suzuka even wear a bra, she has zero tits

>>533990591
some people rerolled so not many, it's all about per day.

>>533991174
You only get the hot springs ticket with your destined uma.

>>533991291
Girls nipples are still very sensitive and prone to chaffing

>>533991112
prolly christmas oguri and kitasan rerun for f2p? for whales there's a bunch coming up

>>533991291
why do seaniggers wear underpants despite having no cock?

SOUZOU NO SENTAN NI TATTE

>>533990896
holy smokes my king cant be this cute

>>533990014
yeah
on the stage they dance to chibi umapyoi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jymukKwVJaY

>>533990832
doing tazuna once for the guaranteed mood restore and practice poor cure and energy restore on top in a single turn is much more efficient though. I don't think bricking some runs over waiting for the infirmary to work turn after turn is going to be fun.

>>533989424
>>meanwhile grass had a massive erection
the most likely reason for this wasn't that grass was gay for spe, but that he thought that it was a mare he had banged before

late june btw

>>533991112
super creek for sad fags like me who missed her on the first go-round.

>>533986181
Suzuka feet

Why do I never seem to get my white skills from the inspiration events. I though you inherited everything at the start of the run that the parents had on their legacy profile...

>Reward for every PVP win
>Win every race
>4000 SP in rewards
Thank you Cyjew

im noticing a pattern
>get very low on energy
>game throws an energy event at you
>get low on mood
>game throws a mood event at you
is cygames just scripting all careers server side to fuck with our psychology?

I find it funny how for some people Uma S3 never existed. If only S3 didn't air in the same season as fucking Frieren...

I'm getting pelted by hot spring events. First Grass (which I failed), and then Maya, Rudolf all back-to-back

>>533990906
No, it simulates the exact same way no matter what. the only difference is that you have to load a 3d representation of the simulation if you choose to view it, the game's code literally does the exact same simulation either way.

>>533991608
>Frieren...
Never watched that fantasyslop, can't remember shit in S3 uma except Gold Ship being cool.

>>533990675
>reddit tachyon

>>533991487
>your arch rival disguises himself as the girl you like

>>533991429
i cant get enough of this song bros. here comes my favorite horse... this is the best race ive ever seen...

>>533991107
I don't know what you consider abomination but the uma in question is Agnes Digital

how did belno get into tracen (and afford it)

>>533986803
try get S medium

>first run with her
Ok, game, I get it, I like the luchadore horsegirl

>>533991565
get better affinity pairs

UUUUUUUUUUU
UUUUUUUUUUUU
UMAPYOI UMAPYOI

>>533991742
shes very smart

>>533991608
I dont give a shit about Frieren, the problem was cygames not doing the things by themselves

Agnes Tachyon is my favorite uma, because she has the same job as me.

>>533991742
>get into
she's in the technical track
>afford it
wyell...

>>533991706
>except Gold Ship being cool
I don't get why people liked this, it had zero prior buildup

>>533991854
Waffles!

>>533990906
the moment you enter the paddock the results are calculated.

>>533991724
pretty based then desu, easy roll

>>533991742
she's rich

>>533991889
lazing around at school, injecting meth and bossing around a hampster?

>>533991742
she has money

Did Vodka really just imagine the scenario where her parents got together but replaced her mom and dad with herself and trainer?
This girl is helpless...

what sparks or parents should i be using for evil nature? skill ones?

...

>>533991918
goldship is just my 2008 /b/tard gf that i could never get. i pine for her. she goes on umachan after the race to tell frontrunners to glue themselves.

>>533989914
Rice

#currensex
#sexwithcurren

Silence Suzuka

>>533991918
It's not her first appearance in the series.

>>533992096
Gold Ship is always blocked so this is fine

>>533992184
Whoops meant to say Nice Nature

>>533992014
hey, it pays the bills

>>533992070
The same girl that cook you a whole banquet just for you and her during holidays night

>>533992104
I was talking about her performance in season 3

>>533991487
That's... thats even worse

>>533992184
King Halo*
Sorry I made a typo

>>533992290
spud-chan...

>>533991608
Is the dude with the sunglasses supposed to be Kiryu or am I only thinking that because they share the same VA?

idiot

>>533992395
Sleep Deprived into Night Owl is such a disgusting combo

>>533992395
Average woman evening

>>533992070
she is weak to romantic stuff
she gets a nosebleed and has to be helped home by trainer because the trainer complemented the chocolates she gave him on valentines day too

Nice NaTuRe

>>533992492
She was in heat mode or what?

>>533986235
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmdWLjU9TdU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1RXRMrX6R1w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZceemLf_IY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQyNTKyMODw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AYbWyddEf_Y

The live version of this three are way better
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DrkVe5ftcSw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qoCnIDpv2TY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2fkQN9nGs9U

So people bricked their accounts, missing on the first event title, just to slightly increase their chance at getting the CM title that is pretty much mostly RNG whether you will even get it or not.

Teio!

>>533992681
I'm glad I rerolled for MLB Kitasan, she's made careers so chill

>>533992647
EI
EI
MUN

kitasan black sex

>>533992647
machitan's va voices Anna, by the way

>>533992681
look, if I win, it's because of sheer toreina skill. if I lose it's because of RNG or whales or tryhards or whale tryhards having good RNG. if you win it's because you won the coin flip. any questions?

>>533992258
>>533992324

>>533992659
Just vodka being vodka
Makes me want to buy her something nice
Like a motorcycle

So how do you get the title for this CM? Can you get it even in group B?

Just finished a run where neither SSR support card made it to the 3rd event chain. Nearly defeats the point of bringing the damn card.
Costume events don't compete against the support events, do they?

>>533992984
Who is your wife?

>>533992681
>didn’t reroll
>want to win CM only for the platinum title
>have to win it twice to two star it
>will feel absolutely bricked if I don’t get it


Shit sucks man

>>533987669
Sped-chan's speed ssr is free, and the nice nature wit SR from the last event is pretty good, you'll be doing friend trainings with her before your debut.
I don't use sped-chan because I have a level 40 sweep.

>>533992968
Oh no wonder why I hate her

>>533993007
>redditnocap
>middle
dogshit image

>>533993007
It should be a + with 4chan on the left, reddit on the right, brown people below and white people on top.

>>533993007
Nice natty

Okay I'm only going to do 1 Team Trial a day now.

Which uma would win in squid games?

>>533993116
Titles have stars??

i still have no fucking idea if im running 1 end 2 debuffers or 2 front 1 end or 1 front 2 end or 2 end 1 debuff or 3 front

nooo, I wasted my spark. Manhattan Café I have failed..

>>533993007
The irony of this is that golshi is by far the most mid 2000's 4chan user

>>533991836
I thought affinity was a meme? I did the calculator and they have a 97 affinity total since they both share a one grandparent.

I don't want to race anymore I want SEX

Wish I could have even just 1% of Opera's confidence bwos...

>>533993007
both sides are reddit

>>533993191
they rerun one time before they change the naming convention (because they abandoned doing it every month lol). two platinum wins = star on your platinum title.

>>533993007
Kill yourself niggerfaggot

>>533993191
I believe CM one gets a second star once it comes back if you win it again. They’re the only ones that work like that.

>>533993253
Down Scarlet. The trainer can't handle you yet.

>>533993007
Whoops I managed to swap the two logos

>>533993237
Need those double circles and then you just need to get lucky bro.

>>533993237
double circle increases chances to inherit white sparks by a bit, just plan to do every g1 race you can when it comes to parentslaving

did my first Narita Taishin run and got a 3 * Speed spark, this was after I got her in 22 pulls

I kinda wanna throw a(nother) 10 roll at curren chan
Convince me not to

>>533993497
Do it

Wife

>chanmi every 3 weeks on acceleration
Lol gonna be fun watching the autists absolutely burn out.

>>533993497
>$20.99 for 10 Daiwa Skarlet stars

quality thread

why won't they delete the yurinigger spam

>>533989424
The video
https://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm24041036

>>533993706
remove all spam

give it to me straight, what are the odds the free rolls during gold ship week give me creek

Would it be better to fuck Tachyon while Cafe watches or fuck cafe while Tachyon watchs or fuck Sunday Silence while the two of them watch?

>>533993691
dammit. I need this with Matikanefukukitaru. Someone please help.

>>533993648
arent the first two CMs the most important because they have special titles and then they become generic?

>>533993706
>my spam is better than his spam

>>533993691
Thanks
All me

>>533993706
yuri is part of uma musume culture and 4chan culture

>>533993706
This but the suzukanigger's spam

>>533993795
you will get tazuna

>>533992679
I love GSK. Is it ever playable in-game for JP?

>>533993916
You wish tranny

>>533993706
Why would they delete on topic posts?

>>533993706
close your eyes nigga

when is manhattan cafe trainee

umamusume is a silence suzuka game

Can someone explain why posting fan arts are spam now?

>>533993960
Why are you afraid of hot women trannychama?

>100 stamina away from perfection
it hurts

>>533993883
>2nd CM
you'll actually need 1200 stam and 4 golds for this

>>533994167
Why are you afraid of hot women kissing trannychama?

>>533993574
>>533993651
It's alright I guess, last missing uma. Still have 15k left, should be enough to tide me over until seiun and maru

Just watched a horse collapse after winning a race bros. I think he might have been put down idk. This shit sucks some times.

>>533994139
https://honse.moe/timeline
around the latter half of september or so

you guys do this every day
just ignore eachother

>>533993223
being an oshi chad and run whatever you want

>>533994195
i mean sure but if unique titles will be converted into generics then you only need to tryhard the first 2 CMs and then people can take it easy

>>533993993
cope tourist

>>533994286
everyone burned out already
fuck this game lol

>>533994174
>Bofa
Glue Deluxe

>>533994165
>why posting same images over and over is spam
idk bruh

>>533991608
Will there ever be a /uma/ sings?

>>533994245
>last missing uma
that was me with oguri but thankfully i got her after whaling a bit

>>533994373
>tourist
Okay redditranny

>>533993253
See
>>533992119

The Yakuza fear the slop

>>533994174
>100
Not with BoFA, you gonna need 250 more

>>533994048
I have yet to understand the context behind those fanarts, I always saw a couple under an umbrella and an interviewer and I never understood the context

>>533994419
that's literally every image in /uma/

>>533994263
>Torena-san, I am hungry for victory
>how hungry

>>533993007
>golshi is reddi--MMMFFNNNGGGHH

>>533994286
the yurishit spam is literally because one nigger got pissed off by the guy spamming suzuka pics

>>533994518
>REDDITchyon

>>533994382
only people that are probably burned out are the ones gigafarming sparks

>>533993883
Why would anyone care about the title?

Reminder that drawing flatties with tits is a crime

>>533994174
damn deck and parents? scrub
how many runs did you run to get both track and distance sparks AND left handed + groundwork
that is actually fucking insane if this isnt a parent uma

>>533993871
Fuck Cafe while Tachyo take notes for "science" and mastubates in secret

>>533991742
>how did belno get into tracen
Realised she was a scrub at racing and went all into Wit to joined their Sports Science program instead
>(and afford it)
Didn't Belno say her family literally owned a chain of athletic shoe stores. So she may have been from the sticks like everyone else in Kasamatsu, but she wasn't poor like them.

sakuraniku sucks haha. we still top 35 and you are what now? 600?

I need to get 6 bond on all my horses to extract carats from them
what's the quickest way to do it? Just play careers?

>Collecting trophies
>King Halo has 3 trophies she can get
>Every single race triple double circles #1 favourite
>Every single race she fucking loses
Why is this fucking cunt so fucking cursed.

i dont want to play anymore

>>533994530
nips thought it was funny and made it a meme

>>533993497
Cute falcon is right around the corner.

Should I roll for Curren or Narita?

>>533993373
Yes I can. Release the beast.

>>533994604
just ignore eachother
minimize their posts if you must

>>533994589
probably smells like a barn

>>533994690
use them in team trials as well

>>533994630
first gacha? titles/borders/permabrick collectibles like that are a must have or brick your account type of deal

I have Silence Sazuka fatigue.

>>533993984
You can play it in the karaoke box.

>>533994447
Last missing non 3* uma I mean but yeah

Is it het posting hours?

Bros there's a boy ruining my onsen date with Top Road-chan

>>533994805
Feels good to choose customization options by how good they look instead of rarity.

>>533994606
She's Xitter

>>533994358
Did they become generics?

>>533994706
>he hasn't learned by now the predictions/ratings mean nothing

>>533994753
Sure, if you want.

High quality OC fresh out the oven

>>533994530
The news were interviewing people about a big blizzard and some guy starts saying something sappy about being in the snow with his lover while she hides her face in embarrassment.

>>533994835
Skill issue

>>533994904
theythem is not wrong though

>>533994868
nice pecs bro