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how does shooting for victory actually work? the summary page says one thing and then the skill viewer says something completely different
>5 star pieces short of BAKUSHIN outfit
bros i cant do it anymore
>>533985118how does it say something completely different
>>533985118that's the example/explanation for the condition...
this is a robbery, hand IT over
>>533985118>be towards the front (top 3)>well positionedidk man it makes sense to me
its CM race time, 3 uma
ID: 20609510
Suzuka olev
>>533985184it really is, she's so hot
>>533985243nyo.... anything but my cum..
>>533984038She can run too!
>>533985187the pop up says
>order >=3>order rate <=5which implies position between 3-5
the more detailed page says
>order <=3>order rate >=5which implies position 1-3 but somehow also position 5+
>>533985190the example always matches the skill you click it for
>>533985118>1.) have to be in 1st to 3rd>2.) have to be in the top 50% - in CM this is 9*0.5 = 4.5 rounded up to 5th place or higherthat's it
>>533985118When you are winning, win harder.
>>533984675same anon, but I already accept it, staying on my lane is fine by me after I already grabbed my 1,5k carats I ain't whaling for team trials anyway
>>533985365holy cute...
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bros I need help, between these four (and mayano) who would be better suited for medium? should be fine with either mayano or fukukitaru because of the 20% stamina gain right?
>>533985365look at her go!
>>533985373I still donโt understand the steamy trope in fanart.
sakuraniku rank dropped again lmao
>>533985253why is it always you
You're making use of her support while she's still relevant, right?
Someone please put me in a coma for a week until the Super Creek Banner
>>533985289reminder that if your horse girl's ears are uncovered she is a SLUT
>>533985546Do Americans really?
Uma musume is gaslighting game.
Forceful sex with Gentildonna
>run every single medium/long race
>19 races
aiiee..
>>533985546I hate basketball americans with a fervor
>>533985664release her NAO, cygames
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>>533985509Mayano and Matikane
>>533985509Umamusume is a LUCK game. Therefore fuku, the lucky horse, will lead you to victory.
>>533985546Why the burgers are like this?
>>533985385i just tried it
it didnt pop when 2nd, redshift did.
>>533985253Y'know, I wasn't expecting much from myself, but that was bad even for me. ggs
you are going to be eaten
Gentildonna? NOW THAT'S A UMAMUSAME
>>533985852they're not guaranteed as inherited skills
>>533985047 (OP)Female browsers, contact me on Discord. Tag: j1bunw00
more so if you enjoy videogames, anime, and all artistiic and creatiiveโwhether it's loIi, Pokemon, Fate, Dragon Quest, Limbus Company, Bravely Default, Fire Emblem, /m/ series, Kemono, SMT, Mega Man, Monogatari, RWBY, Digimon, Disgaea or series like , Sonic, 3D SFM, Castlevania, Touhou,and more.Danganronpa, Monster Hunter, Final Fantasy, and more
sniffing Grass Wonder's big sweaty butt
sniffing Tazuna's large sweet smelling butt
>>533985584About to use it in my Grass Wonder run
>>533985243She can't come soon enough bros..I want her bad
how she waits me after the Tenno Sho
>>533985878Don't feel bad, you got debuff nuked
>>533985504so THAT'S why I've been losing so often. In class D2, getting curbstomped pretty consistently. Oh well. I'm just slowly accumulating carets for better cards and (onegai desu) Maruzensky and Special Week.
>you can obtain new trainees with star pieces even if you didn't scout them
wtf? how??
>>533985504do you only get matched up against people in your class or just rating?
I still can't beat career with Tokai Teio. I've won the URA medium with Maruzensky, Mcqueen, Opera, and Silence but I have no idea what I'm doing wrong with Teio. I tried the suggested 3 speed/1 stam/1 power/1 wit but I never even make it to the qualifier because the last mandatory race is a long. Should I just roll for better support cards? I figured what I currently had was at least the bare minimum since I've gotten the medium trophy with other umas.
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no wonder shes agressive to everyone.
also mixed ningen/uma schools are thing i guess.
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>Target in Sight
>I'm the target
>>533985376>the example always matches the skill you click it forNo, you're just mentally deficient.
>>533986119uma musume is a gaslighting game
>>533985678Just for you, I'm gonna start making some anti front runner debuffers
Favorite song?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B8mYAGPanhc
>>533985824>>533985841kk thanks lads, now to bullshit some deck
im not against (you) thrist but it doesn't work that well on top gun imo. It clashes with other aspects of her personality
>>533986164This is why i will never love ningen women
>>533986164>bullying an UmaDo they have a deathwish?
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>>533986154>maxed mamboI kek every time
SAKURANIKU DANCHO WE LOST ANOTHER NOOOO. CUT THE FAT ALREADY
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I need some advice bros. I feel like I should roll on the creek banner to patch up my supports but I would much rather save more for Seiun (don't particularly care she's meta I just like her) and I also don't have enough for a spark on the upcoming support one. wwyd with this support list? if you don't want to scan the image my notable cards are
SSRs
>LB1 seiun
>LB1 fine motion
>LB0 creek
>LB2 kitasan
SRs
>LB1 sweep
>LB2 daiwa
>LB2 top gun
>LB2 cafe
>LB3 taishin
>LB3 eishin
>LB3 tachyon
>LB3 matikanefuku
>MLB halo
>>5339863691 (one) star wit, corner recovery
Posting again an example of perfect skill potential wasted on retarded blue sparks.
Which card has the best end closer skills
Goldshi?
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>>533986484what cards do i need to make a parent like that
>>533986545Narita Taishin and Hishi Amazon
>>533985937tried 5 times, didnt trigger once as 1st/2nd
>>533986235https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPd3qd0hVPk
>>533986154I feel your pain, anon. I've beaten URA with Teio a few times, here's what I did:
>run a 9* stamina legacy>make one legacy give her A rank in long>run 3 stam 1 speed 1 power 1 wit (Nice Nature for this)Prioritize stamina and power, it's fine if you're only C+ speed by the last Arima Kinen. Those fucking cheating umas will all be C/C+ stats at the end, it won't matter for shit if you have 1200 speed or not (seriously - my Silence Suzuka was IMMEDIATELY outrun from the gate by these fuckers, and she had 1200 speed and 765 power - the game is cheating). Make sure you have at least C in wit, and B tier is preferred if you can get it. Best of luck.
>>533985584I have her at 0LB so I'm not using her, but I'll roll on Super Creek banner so if I get a dupe or 2 I'll try her out.
I just don't know how to fit her in. I wanted to train Maya for CM so I need 3 speed 3 stam (or 4 speed 2 stam because I only have 3LB KItasan). So I don't know what to replace for her.
>>533986517Narita Taishin (SR) and Hishi Amazon (SR)
>>533986384she's a free event card idgi
>>533986154You need to actually pull for supports anon.
okay we get it you like flat suzuka shut the fuck up holy shit
wait, Narita Brian's unique only works when she passes umas from the OUTSIDE? can you even make that consistent?
Who was the best mare (irl) of all time?
>>533986578I'm autistic, I see patterns, I cant explain, I just know
>failed a 4% triple speed rainbow summer training that would have likely put me at 1200 speed + some more power and gotten another G1 race under my belt so i could have gotten slightly more skills
im going to make some black coffee right fucking now
>>533986225I think i have enough stamina to survive debuffs.
80% of my losses are from Pace Chasers who get in front of Maru on the last corner and block her Redshift boost. I haven't gotten good Lead skill parents so i'm fucked.
That's why i'm trying to make a Narita Taishin backup in case Maru dies at the front. But holy fuck this bitch is hard to build. The mood downs are crazy
>>533986472the micro bikini stays on during sex
>>533986085I was hoping at least rudolf would have enough stamina, but I guess I've gotta train another one.
Oh well, that's how it be, that horse was just a result of spark farming anyways.
>>533986449Oracle-sama, what will my CM grandparent get?
>>533986689I wanna save my carats for whenever new years boyfaggot comes to global tho
>>533986696our image limit is going to get filled up by suzukatards
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One of my best Rices to date. would have liked a bit more stam and wit but them's the cards.
>>533986472>download image>file already existsyou love to see it
>7 years ago I made a Japanese Apple account so that I can download the Granblue app and no longer be bothered with my browser while playing on my phone during work
>this year Iโll have to change the country just so I can play English Uma Musume on my phone so I can play while on work
How ironic
>>533986679guts and their cards are so bad now that they will get a rework later, is just wasting resources and a card slot for now
>>533985376>the example always matches the skill you click it for
>>533986606I usually have a problem with power or stamina during the first year.
>>533986762That's Uma Musume baby!
>>533986847can't see anything, sorry
maybe power? I don't have a Teio, never played her
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>>533986803the simulator even says my Golshi should be winning against you, so I'm just confused atp
https://alpha123.github.io/uma-tools/umalator-global/
>>533986803if you cure practice poor and then win the g2 race you get this (+4 mood)
King.
>>533986679Right now guts cards aren't that great unless you're trying to get a specific skill like guts Ticketzo for On Your Left!
if uma musume got an anime, which horse(s) would you want to be the main cast?
>>533986707FUCK THAT SKILL
FUCK THAT SKILL
FUCK THAT SKILL
FUCK THAT SKILL
FUCK THAT SKILL
FUCK THAT SKILL
I lost so many GODDAMN careers because of her. When that skill procs you are truly and absolutely fucked unless three or four of your own proc immediately.
hair down bakushin
hair down bakushin
>>533986919heresy, her chest is too big
>>533986985This nigga bout to have sex with Ryan
>>533987012I can't tell if this is being funny or serious.
>>533986970false oracle, stone this neigher
>>533987012you jest but after BNW we were robbed of Scarlet x Vodka kino
>>533986154Looks like you have everything I needed for a succesful run.
>>533986708Depends on how you define best
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_leading_Thoroughbred_racehorses
>>533986874Rice is one of my favorites but one I really struggle with. How did you do this?
Can I do decently if I use maxxed R cards?
>>533987012King Halo for the Clannad feels
Trainer can be Tomoya
>>533987335thanks for the reminder
>>533987047with tight pussies.
I just know that if I tried to use this Rudolf I would get placed with the giga whales and get curbstomped
This game is so fucking stressful
>Only El Condor Pasa can run Tokyo Daishoten
That's some bullshit. I don't have her.
>>533987232>54 winswhat the fuck
>>533987336the Key hors is Aston Maachan though
>>533987335What color, cutie?
>>533986424for speed: MLB King Halo > Tosho > Suzuka > LB3 SRs > Bakushin/Special Needs. borrow MLB Kita at all cost.
stamina: Seiun Sky > Mayano > Manhattan. borrow MLB Super Creek for Medium/Long. replace your weakest speed card with your LB2 Kita.
power: LB3 Helios is the only good card.
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smart horses
>>533987397time for you to host it and find out
>get 9* stam
>100 crowns a day
If only I had a card anyone wanted to borrow, getting zero friend points from mlb ssr.
>>533986093>so THAT'S why I've been losing so often. In class D2, getting curbstomped pretty consistently. Oh well. I'm just slowly accumulating carets for better cards and (onegai desu) Maruzensky and Special Week.oh for sure, the people who stay in Class 6 generally have better cards, better built umas, better luck, better everything really, it's not absolutely whale territory since you still have to rely on rng and not be retarded when building your umas (me), but many of your opponents will likely have MLB SSR cards (like this guy's maruzensky here..I dream of a MLB kitasan of my own).
Obviously you can always get lucky and be matched against someone with shitty built umas and score high, but that's unlikely and honestly team trials don't reward nearly enough for you to start sweating over it
>>533986121>do you only get matched up against people in your class or just rating?I assume you are only matched with people from the same class, but I have no idea really.
In about half of the nine legend bakushin races my Halo got blocked
This last race she was actually in a very good outside position on the turn, and maneuvering caused her to get blocked on the final straight as she slid INTO the pack on the inside rail instead of simply staying on the same fucking lane that was open the whole time
I just dont understand
>witlet
I gave her 542 wit
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>>533987438Well hot damn, it's true.
>>533987640I just use the special week event card and some people actually borrow it
>>533987640I get a semiconsistent 30fp a day from just an mlb sr. Better than nothing.
>>533987397Lates are usually safe from debuffs
>>533986424>>533987542also regarding banners: oshi > meta
there is no need for good cards if you cannot use them to train (You)r wife
>>533985072>insane level of workconsidering they come out once a year? not really...
the reason is that you cant add much because it has to stay historically accurate, but they could probably still add other things...
>>533987438You can do it with Taiki, that's what I did.
>>533987446He ruled over Europe, never lost a single time.
Even won his retirement race by 10 lengths
tfw you meet your uma's mom and she probably knows you're fucking the shit out of each other without anyone having to say anything
>>533987542MLB Jobber is not better than MLB Sweep, stop it
>Nice Nature hangs out with the boomer umas in her career
>honestly team trials don't reward nearly enough for you to start sweating over itah right and by that
>>533987669 I mean retention doesn't reward you that enough to sweat it over (you get like 250 carats per week vs 150 from class 5), you should absolutely aim to get into class 6 for the one time only reward for 1500 carats, cyjews are stingy af so you will want all the 10 rolls you can get
to the anon posting all the Suzuka fanart:
god bless you
>>533987718Beyond the Horizon is cuter
>>533987542>Mayano > Manhattan???
>>533986707It's called being an end closer and using a mid/late race positioning skill. She'll naturally aim to run outside.
Considering the amount of ww1 and 2 art with horse girls and centaur girls people used to draw I'm surpised we don't see more war umas.
>>533987727Feels like fucking her would break her
>>533987950I don't have a 2* Pasa. What makes you think I have a particular 3*.
>>533986484if there's anything that suzuka posted last thread has told me it's that blue sparks are a meme and skill sparks are everything
9* inheritance runs can still roll utter dogshit and dogshit inheritance runs can lucksack into godly stats
i will cease caring about blue sparks and focus on affinity and skill sparks
>>533987669If you have 15 umas that each have 11 skills that reliably activate, you'll reach and stay in class 6. You can build that with R cards.
Is the meme about parents having URA increasing URA sparks chances true?
>>533988013He has LB1 sweep and MLB gaylo
>>533988242Well I have Taiki and no El, so... guess you better get working on those parents for urara.
Imagine Speโs reaction to Buena Vista bringing home a brown stallion
>>533988363If imagine if Mejiro Dober cheated on Spe with some Mexican
Oh wait
>>533988298you can also improve those dogshit blues with immaculate whites/reds through tachyon event, whereas most good blue sparks I've seen here would not be helped much by the tachyon event.
Does anyone have a concrete write up or guide on how the Wit stat interacts with maneuvering and deciding when and how to maneuver? You see write ups that explain how every 100 wit increases % chance to activate a skill, but i cant find anything similar about maneuvering. I once read that there's wit checks for moving? Wit checks made every three seconds? What happens if you fail or succeed these checks every three seconds? Am i just hallucinating these things i thought i read?
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>>533987286I struggle. I do lots of runs and most of them divebomb. I do runs that seem promising then the entire senior year the friendships training just fucking disappear and it slowly atrophies to mediocrity. Then once every few days I get something actually decent. I've had better stat spreads but with no skills and doomed to fail. I've had the best skill spread i could hope for and no stat over 500 by URA. picrel my highest ranked rice but with only 7% recovery she'll burn out every time.
I've got her inheriting a 9 stam maruzensky (borrowed) and a 3 speed 6 power taiki shuttle (mine), running 3 speed 1 stam 1 wit 1 flex.
speed kitasan black lv 40
speed sweep tosho lv 45
speed special week lv 45 (event)
stamina super creek lv 50 (borrowed)
wits marvelous sunday lv 45
last slot has been many things depending on the mood. sometimes mcqueen story card for more stam, sometimes fine motion for the shot at speed star, sometimes R rudolph for the debuffs.
This run in particular filled with SR Aoi Kiryuin lv 35.
>"Suffer long and it will set you free. Only through trial do we find the strength we need.">~Shadow the Hedgehog
>>533988219indeed she's a doll
Shiraoki-sama smite this suzuka poster NOW!
>>533988186I'd like more war Umas too.
I think I made a pretty good horse
Should I drop my ID for you guys
cucked out of rudolf hints again...
>>533985047 (OP)it's all fun and games until golshi makes me her raft
>All this suzuka
Who let Sped post on Umachan...
>>533988486Thatโs a white girl
>>533988147>It's called being an end closer and using a mid/late race positioning skill. She'll naturally aim to run outside.But Narita Brian is Pace/Late. she has a D in End
Fuck chasing the blue sparks, who /red and white maxxing/ here???
>>533988609I'd rather have that Bighead Hayabusa with the 3 URA
My first 9 star after weeks of runs. Now I can finally play the gameโฆ..
>>533988486Dober is way way wayyyy out of Speโs league
>>533988580Millions of horses died in World War 1 and World War 2.
>>533988147>Narita Brian>End CloserAnon...
>>533988609>mixed blues>completely mixed pinks>only 3 URA on a grandparentsry, bro. my follow slots are precious.
If I have a 0LB Fine Motion and no Super Creek, which one should I go for? I was thinking about swiping for the rookie pack and I already have MLB Kita
HOW THE FUCK DOES EVERYONE HAVE THEIR 1 AND 2 STAR UMAS AT 3 STARS ALREADY AHHHH DO I NEED TO PULL MORE UMAS
>>533988757>>533988721I'm glad Suzuka is so popular, it's to reclaim flat chests from cunnyfags
>>533988486>cucked by an american uma larping as a luchadoramy spic uma can't stop winning..
>>533988903Those anons rolled for Curren
>>533988774>no URA finale in all 3>no medium pinkBack to the mines, piggie.
what supports should i be using for evil nature?
>>533987397>not 1200 staminaBricked
>>533988774great parent. ID?
>>533988186>>533988580They didn't tell you about the crimes against humanity as well as their fellow Umas the Leaf Umas commit during the Great War
I think my blood pressure goes up any time I do a random G2 for skill points and don't come in first.
>>533985047 (OP)who drew this? it's really good
>>533988186>Winged UmasI approve, we lack cutness in our history
>HOPEFULL stakes
>is actually hopeless
??
>>533988930Liking flat girls is just as gross as liking children
>>533985047 (OP)are there any clubs open I can join? i am semi tryhard looking to shoe launder and do CM room tests
>>533988687Late, end, same difference for the idea generally.
>>533988832I admit I misread.
>>533989175https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/133480464
I think national-level umas should only match with other national-level umas or trainers
so what are they all doing here?
what's wrong with mixed blue spark parents
Is copeful stakes actually worth trying to run when it has such inconsistent results? I feel like I would rather just do a double friendship or something
>>533988954i rolled for taishin and got her in 40 pulls and i've only been able to upgrade bakushin and halo cause of the legend races
>>533988230Lore accurate btw.
>spe and grass had to attend an event together in 2014>despite not seeing each other for a decade, special chud immediately started seething when he saw grass>they had to show them separately because spe was having a melty>meanwhile grass had a massive erection
>>533989385>so what are they all doing here?Gutting your run
>>533989385you're not skipping guts day are you?
>>533989232followed good sir. I'm sure your ryan will be a better parent than the maruzensky i've been using, and opens the door for me to use someone else besides my own taiki. actually game changing. I gotta make some changes.
>>533989385The green woman keeps telling you about how your uma needs guts anon, that's the only way to make you listen
Grass Wonder is sexier than Suzuka
ok you need to stop burning through the image slots you fucking suzuka faggot
>>533988506Youโre hallucinating, youโre insane, you need to take your medication
Just look up the Uma reference doc and find the jp version since itโs got more mechanical stuff in there
Or read the race mechanics doc
Tldr
>every race is split into tiny sections>each section everyone rolls wit and it applies a tiny positive or negative % modifier to speed based on the roll >higher wit raises both floor and ceiling on this This is unrelated to manoeuvring which is itโs own can of worms
>>533989241terrible taste
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The strongest
We all love suzuka around here
Just watched my highest rated horse lose a story mission with a total of SIX contestants because she got blocked by two horses. This shit is ridiculous.
At this point the Suzuka dumping is spamming
>suzuka autist is still going
>>533989598rip anon's B honse, i bet she DESTROYS those tier 1 team trials
>>533989563damn that nape is sinful
>>533989653Just report him for spam
https://files.catbox.moe/71jr80.png
Silent Suzuka
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3YcYLE90po&t=
>>533989692NOT a good look bwo....
>>533989507So wit is involved in governing both stamina and speed regulation, but not maneuver? Ok so i had a schizo moment about wit governing maneuver, but clearly if Gametora shows that the game recognizes if you are blocked in front or to the side, and there are triggers involved, with friggin skills listing in-game the condition of being blocked, there's SOMETHING that governs how this-or-that character will move right?
>>533989653Of all the ways people can react to being mad that their thread was stolen when someone else made it before they could, posting on topic images of character seems the least disruptive. Once the thread reaches image limit and the Suzuka poster can post the new thread they'll calm down and be normal.
survey time
how many hopeful stakes have your umas ran today, and how many have been 1st places?
>NYOOOOOO DONT POST ANIME GIRL IMAGES ON MY ANIME IMAGE BOARD
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>>533989232God bless you anon, my oguri cap thanks you
>>533989831>redditcapRemoved.
>>533989653>>533989692Love to see yuritrannies seething
What Uma career should I run for this feeling?
What do you think about this?
>>533989914why would it be anyone other than oguri
>>533989598i had that happen earlier. i was favorite to win, chilling in 4th, 300 more stam than the next contestant. one of the frontrunners burning themselves out ahead of me emptied their tank and came to a screeching halt, and my stupid ass horse could not fathom moving out of the way, so she just let this mook horse drag her from 4th back to 12th before finally moving to the right.
lategame navigation feels like a mandatory investment.
worst of all, she recovered back up to 5th so i couldn't clock the race.
JP GODS will we ever get something like a dorm where I get to look at my horses chibi being silly? It's a shame they got such top tier chibis and I can't headpat them
>>5339898013/3. It's the mile races I'm more worried about these days because I keep overtuning for mediums.
>>533988927She isnt a spic
She is from kentucky
>>533989714damn that's hot
>>533990029those are sisters
Will you help her with her wit training?
>>533989914First time going through King Halo's career when you see the racing schedule
>>533990029Stop spamming sister
>>533989801My last two careers had Hopeful Stakes attempts
both wins
>>533989785Wit is the manoeuvrering stat but those checks are done when needed, not constantly
Part of overtaking someone is being able to clear a certain length ahead of them at your current speed, which is based on those wit speed rolls mid race
I think youโre after the position keep mechanic which is what governs how far from the front an uma should try to be based on their strategy, and overrides the wit checks to try to speed up or slow down using or conserving excess stamina
>>533989714"if you got pregnant your racing career would be over. We'll have to use your ass"
>>533988230I wish she'd break me
>>533989991oguri career is so easy, can you even fail it?
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its over im afraid
>>533989978pretty nice. the stat bonuses sound kind of bad though, I'd rather have 20/10 split so I can focus on something really effectively. A dirt instead of B dirt feels a little meaningless because any B dirt horse just gets 1 dirt spark to make it A with a chance of becoming S, you probably still run a dirt spark on this for the S chance.
I'm guessing they stick to mile/medium races in the career in which case, pretty nice. if it's another horse with "haha here's arima kinen/a sprint" then that's rough.
>>533989914narita taishin's -3 mood nuke
danchou can we start checking daily fan goals please
thanks
>>533990320You got the first time promotion reward. That's all that matters
>>533990341These are the races
>>533990384only if you post more urara stickers
>>533990436I wanna give her a big ol smooch on her freckles
>>533988504Wait, so I can save
>>533986484 with a reroll blue spark event? Should I also uses thewe parents to blue spark farm since they have all the good skills I need and don't have to run 4 different card types?
whats the absolute MINIMUM amount of fans a moral and upstanding club member should have as of this date in the year of our lord 2025?
lmao it was so easy to trigger him
>>533990370feels like it's mandatory to run ssr tazuna for that shit
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>>533990014that's literally the club. you have a variety of room layouts and tons of shenanigans they get up to in there.
>taishin's mandatory practice poor takes away your practice perfect and still debuffs you
darn
>>5339898010/2 it is hopeless
>>533988903I spent everything from money in Tazuna's shop to statues and did some rolls on the first banner to get my Creek to *3
>fan count resets monthly
ok
>......but not on the club profiles
does cygames actually want danchous to write spreadsheets?
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Kinda early today.
>>533990629just cure it and get practice perfect+
>>533990273Only if you use auto select. N-not that I'd know hahahah
>>533990607Doing recreation twice and an infirmary isnโt that bad for how many stats you get later in exchange
>>533990713seems the suzuka spam make him mad
>>533990273Donโt have Oguri so I couldnโt tell you
Skipping to view results makes you lose more often right?
>>533990906yes, any skipping will decrease your stats, you have to watch the full race
>>533990906Seems that way. I still do it when I'm in a hurry.
>>533986803Deck now! please
>>533990906It makes *you* lose more often. Everyone else wins more often.
>>533990487yeah that's a pretty good horse then, not even any required 1sts outside of the last one, but as I play more I do tend to think maybe that's a downside because I wish I could clock to get 1st on more races. lots of free turns early and you can do plenty of G1s outside of your schedule. I'd roll for them easy if they weren't an abomination.
What's the next must roll banner?
>>533986993>still trusting this simulatorKek this shit is literally wrong half of the time you might as well flip a coin
>nearing 100 runs on oguri
>no onsen
>1st run on KH
>got it
not like I want to get Oguri hot springs, but it's weird
>>533990906Its been the opposite for me
>>533991112The current one.
>>533991112people will say seiun sky but you really just need her as a parent so you can just follow a whale
When's the better Narita coming out?
After playing this game for a month, I can safely conclude El Condor Pasa is the best girl even if she is not my oshi
>>533991135the main problem with this thing is that it doesn't factor in debuffers
>>533991112This one bro!!
why does Suzuka even wear a bra, she has zero tits
>>533990591some people rerolled so not many, it's all about per day.
>>533991174You only get the hot springs ticket with your destined uma.
>>533991291Girls nipples are still very sensitive and prone to chaffing
>>533991112prolly christmas oguri and kitasan rerun for f2p? for whales there's a bunch coming up
>>533991291why do seaniggers wear underpants despite having no cock?
SOUZOU NO SENTAN NI TATTE
>>533990896holy smokes my king cant be this cute
>>533990014yeah
on the stage they dance to chibi umapyoi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jymukKwVJaY
>>533990832doing tazuna once for the guaranteed mood restore and practice poor cure and energy restore on top in a single turn is much more efficient though. I don't think bricking some runs over waiting for the infirmary to work turn after turn is going to be fun.
>>533989424>>meanwhile grass had a massive erectionthe most likely reason for this wasn't that grass was gay for spe, but that he thought that it was a mare he had banged before
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late june btw
https://youtu.be/j5C7fTehg2o?si=0rxxKo_-cPGCY2tC
>>533991112super creek for sad fags like me who missed her on the first go-round.
Why do I never seem to get my white skills from the inspiration events. I though you inherited everything at the start of the run that the parents had on their legacy profile...
>Reward for every PVP win
>Win every race
>4000 SP in rewards
Thank you Cyjew
im noticing a pattern
>get very low on energy
>game throws an energy event at you
>get low on mood
>game throws a mood event at you
is cygames just scripting all careers server side to fuck with our psychology?
I find it funny how for some people Uma S3 never existed. If only S3 didn't air in the same season as fucking Frieren...
I'm getting pelted by hot spring events. First Grass (which I failed), and then Maya, Rudolf all back-to-back
>>533990906No, it simulates the exact same way no matter what. the only difference is that you have to load a 3d representation of the simulation if you choose to view it, the game's code literally does the exact same simulation either way.
>>533991608>Frieren...Never watched that fantasyslop, can't remember shit in S3 uma except Gold Ship being cool.
>>533990675>reddit tachyon
>>533991487>your arch rival disguises himself as the girl you like
>>533991429i cant get enough of this song bros. here comes my favorite horse... this is the best race ive ever seen...
>>533991107I don't know what you consider abomination but the uma in question is Agnes Digital
how did belno get into tracen (and afford it)
>>533986803try get S medium
>first run with her
Ok, game, I get it, I like the luchadore horsegirl
>>533991565get better affinity pairs
UUUUUUUUUUU
UUUUUUUUUUUU
UMAPYOI UMAPYOI
>>533991742shes very smart
>>533991608I dont give a shit about Frieren, the problem was cygames not doing the things by themselves
Agnes Tachyon is my favorite uma, because she has the same job as me.
>>533991742>get intoshe's in the technical track
>afford itwyell...
>>533991706>except Gold Ship being coolI don't get why people liked this, it had zero prior buildup
>>533990906the moment you enter the paddock the results are calculated.
>>533991724pretty based then desu, easy roll
>>533991889lazing around at school, injecting meth and bossing around a hampster?
Did Vodka really just imagine the scenario where her parents got together but replaced her mom and dad with herself and trainer?
This girl is helpless...
what sparks or parents should i be using for evil nature? skill ones?
>>533991918goldship is just my 2008 /b/tard gf that i could never get. i pine for her. she goes on umachan after the race to tell frontrunners to glue themselves.
>Agnes Tachyon is my favorite uma
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Silence Suzuka
>>533991918It's not her first appearance in the series.
>>533992096Gold Ship is always blocked so this is fine
>>533992184Whoops meant to say Nice Nature
>>533992014hey, it pays the bills
>>533992070The same girl that cook you a whole banquet just for you and her during holidays night
>>533992104I was talking about her performance in season 3
>>533991487That's... thats even worse
>>533992184King Halo*
Sorry I made a typo
>>533991608Is the dude with the sunglasses supposed to be Kiryu or am I only thinking that because they share the same VA?
>>533992395Sleep Deprived into Night Owl is such a disgusting combo
>>533992395Average woman evening
>>533992070she is weak to romantic stuff
she gets a nosebleed and has to be helped home by trainer because the trainer complemented the chocolates she gave him on valentines day too
>>533992492She was in heat mode or what?
>>533986235https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmdWLjU9TdU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1RXRMrX6R1w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZceemLf_IY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQyNTKyMODw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AYbWyddEf_Y
The live version of this three are way better
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DrkVe5ftcSw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qoCnIDpv2TY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2fkQN9nGs9U
So people bricked their accounts, missing on the first event title, just to slightly increase their chance at getting the CM title that is pretty much mostly RNG whether you will even get it or not.
>>533992681I'm glad I rerolled for MLB Kitasan, she's made careers so chill
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>>533992647machitan's va voices Anna, by the way
>>533992681look, if I win, it's because of sheer toreina skill. if I lose it's because of RNG or whales or tryhards or whale tryhards having good RNG. if you win it's because you won the coin flip. any questions?
>>533992659Just vodka being vodka
Makes me want to buy her something nice
Like a motorcycle
So how do you get the title for this CM? Can you get it even in group B?
Just finished a run where neither SSR support card made it to the 3rd event chain. Nearly defeats the point of bringing the damn card.
Costume events don't compete against the support events, do they?
>>533992984Who is your wife?
>>533992681>didnโt reroll>want to win CM only for the platinum title>have to win it twice to two star it>will feel absolutely bricked if I donโt get itShit sucks man
>>533987669Sped-chan's speed ssr is free, and the nice nature wit SR from the last event is pretty good, you'll be doing friend trainings with her before your debut.
I don't use sped-chan because I have a level 40 sweep.
>>533992968Oh no wonder why I hate her
>>533993007>redditnocap >middledogshit image
>>533993007It should be a + with 4chan on the left, reddit on the right, brown people below and white people on top.
Okay I'm only going to do 1 Team Trial a day now.
Which uma would win in squid games?
>>533993116Titles have stars??
i still have no fucking idea if im running 1 end 2 debuffers or 2 front 1 end or 1 front 2 end or 2 end 1 debuff or 3 front
nooo, I wasted my spark. Manhattan Cafรฉ I have failed..
>>533993007The irony of this is that golshi is by far the most mid 2000's 4chan user
>>533991836I thought affinity was a meme? I did the calculator and they have a 97 affinity total since they both share a one grandparent.
I don't want to race anymore I want SEX
Wish I could have even just 1% of Opera's confidence bwos...
>>533993007both sides are reddit
>>533993191they rerun one time before they change the naming convention (because they abandoned doing it every month lol). two platinum wins = star on your platinum title.
>>533993007Kill yourself niggerfaggot
>>533993191I believe CM one gets a second star once it comes back if you win it again. Theyโre the only ones that work like that.
>>533993253Down Scarlet. The trainer can't handle you yet.
>>533993007Whoops I managed to swap the two logos
>>533993237Need those double circles and then you just need to get lucky bro.
>>533993237double circle increases chances to inherit white sparks by a bit, just plan to do every g1 race you can when it comes to parentslaving
did my first Narita Taishin run and got a 3 * Speed spark, this was after I got her in 22 pulls
I kinda wanna throw a(nother) 10 roll at curren chan
Convince me not to
>chanmi every 3 weeks on acceleration
Lol gonna be fun watching the autists absolutely burn out.
>>533993497>$20.99 for 10 Daiwa Skarlet stars
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why won't they delete the yurinigger spam
>>533989424The video
https://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm24041036
>>533993706remove all spam
give it to me straight, what are the odds the free rolls during gold ship week give me creek
Would it be better to fuck Tachyon while Cafe watches or fuck cafe while Tachyon watchs or fuck Sunday Silence while the two of them watch?
>>533993691dammit. I need this with Matikanefukukitaru. Someone please help.
>>533993648arent the first two CMs the most important because they have special titles and then they become generic?
>>533993706>my spam is better than his spam
>>533993706yuri is part of uma musume culture and 4chan culture
>>533993706This but the suzukanigger's spam
>>533993795you will get tazuna
>>533992679I love GSK. Is it ever playable in-game for JP?
>>533993916You wish tranny
>>533993706Why would they delete on topic posts?
>>533993706close your eyes nigga
when is manhattan cafe trainee
umamusume is a silence suzuka game
Can someone explain why posting fan arts are spam now?
>>533993960Why are you afraid of hot women trannychama?
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>100 stamina away from perfection
it hurts
>>533993883>2nd CMyou'll actually need 1200 stam and 4 golds for this
>>533994167Why are you afraid of hot women kissing trannychama?
>>533993574>>533993651It's alright I guess, last missing uma. Still have 15k left, should be enough to tide me over until seiun and maru
Just watched a horse collapse after winning a race bros. I think he might have been put down idk. This shit sucks some times.
>>533994139https://honse.moe/timeline
around the latter half of september or so
you guys do this every day
just ignore eachother
>>533993223being an oshi chad and run whatever you want
>>533994195i mean sure but if unique titles will be converted into generics then you only need to tryhard the first 2 CMs and then people can take it easy
>>533994286everyone burned out already
fuck this game lol
>>533994174>BofaGlue Deluxe
>>533994165>why posting same images over and over is spamidk bruh
>>533991608Will there ever be a /uma/ sings?
>>533994245>last missing umathat was me with oguri but thankfully i got her after whaling a bit
>>533994373>touristOkay redditranny
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The Yakuza fear the slop
>>533994174>100Not with BoFA, you gonna need 250 more
>>533994048I have yet to understand the context behind those fanarts, I always saw a couple under an umbrella and an interviewer and I never understood the context
>>533994419that's literally every image in /uma/
>>533994263>Torena-san, I am hungry for victory>how hungry
>>533993007>golshi is reddi--MMMFFNNNGGGHH
>>533994286the yurishit spam is literally because one nigger got pissed off by the guy spamming suzuka pics
>>533994382only people that are probably burned out are the ones gigafarming sparks
>>533993883Why would anyone care about the title?
Reminder that drawing flatties with tits is a crime
>>533994174damn deck and parents? scrub
how many runs did you run to get both track and distance sparks AND left handed + groundwork
that is actually fucking insane if this isnt a parent uma
>>533993871Fuck Cafe while Tachyo take notes for "science" and mastubates in secret
>>533991742>how did belno get into tracen Realised she was a scrub at racing and went all into Wit to joined their Sports Science program instead
>(and afford it)Didn't Belno say her family literally owned a chain of athletic shoe stores. So she may have been from the sticks like everyone else in Kasamatsu, but she wasn't poor like them.
sakuraniku sucks haha. we still top 35 and you are what now? 600?
I need to get 6 bond on all my horses to extract carats from them
what's the quickest way to do it? Just play careers?
>Collecting trophies
>King Halo has 3 trophies she can get
>Every single race triple double circles #1 favourite
>Every single race she fucking loses
Why is this fucking cunt so fucking cursed.
i dont want to play anymore
>>533994530nips thought it was funny and made it a meme
>>533993497Cute falcon is right around the corner.
Should I roll for Curren or Narita?
>>533993373Yes I can. Release the beast.
>>533994604just ignore eachother
minimize their posts if you must
>>533994589probably smells like a barn
>>533994690use them in team trials as well
>>533994630first gacha? titles/borders/permabrick collectibles like that are a must have or brick your account type of deal
I have Silence Sazuka fatigue.
>>533993984You can play it in the karaoke box.
>>533994447Last missing non 3* uma I mean but yeah
Bros there's a boy ruining my onsen date with Top Road-chan
>>533994805Feels good to choose customization options by how good they look instead of rarity.
>>533994358Did they become generics?
>>533994706>he hasn't learned by now the predictions/ratings mean nothing
>>533994753Sure, if you want.
High quality OC fresh out the oven
>>533994530The news were interviewing people about a big blizzard and some guy starts saying something sappy about being in the snow with his lover while she hides her face in embarrassment.
>>533994904theythem is not wrong though
>>533994840very based, that means it'll randomly shuffle in sometimes. I can't wait for more music variety.
>>533991742her family has the bucks
>satisfied with the current SPD/STA/Skill results of my 2 CM umas
>test them out on some random rooms
>rushed rushed rushed rushed rushed rushed rushed
FUCK.
>>533994868Just show this image to that boy to make her disappear
>>533994868Fuck him in the pussy and assert dominance
Then lose because its a fucking umamusume you dolt
>>533994861ALL HOURS ARE SICK FUCK HOURS
POST YURI
POST HET
POST YAOI
>>533994906some anon said that CM titles were named by CM name (e.g. taurus cup) but then they were changed into more generic titles like medium CM
no idea when though
>>533995073Nobody says this
This is an on topic image of King.
>>533995017Or you can keep requesting it like how others play bakushin every time they log in.
>>533994753narita is the better meta pick if that means anything to you
>>533994947Fair enough.
I guess I'll follow my heart.
>>533995047do you have wit maxed (as you should)?
If I'm trying to get spark of a specific stat, should I be avoiding G1 races that gives something other than the stat I'm looking for or does it not matter?
https://gametora.com/umamusume/g1-race-factor-list
>>533995047no one has hosted a room ITT though?
>>533994530https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/special-feeling-%E7%89%B9%E5%88%A5%E3%81%AA%E6%B0%97%E5%88%86
>>533995153very possible I do it. I am a fan of all the gyaru and that track has great energy.
>>533995073Suzuka kisses!
>>533995109There is 100% some sick umamusume out there drawing doujins of the trainers together
>>533995193no
every win has a chance of turning into a spark
post suzukas butt or ill repot yu
What is the strongest support deck?
>>533992290>>533991487>Spe is so feminine Grass thought it was a mare
>>533995238I did say -random- rooms anon
>>533995109I agree with this anon
Do stats matter for pink sparks? Or can I just do suicide runs with Haru Urara until she randomly gets a 3* dirt spark?
Oguri sits on the chair in the corner of the room while Berno and Joe do their business
>>533995386>Do stats matter for pink sparks?no
>suicide runs with Haru Urara until she randomly gets a 3* dirt spark?that's what the JPvets did week 1
>>533995446ok thanks perfect
time for urara to suffer
>>533995109>spoilerDigitan would never ask for that
>>533992395The final stats.
>>533994953You'll never be Japanese, Grass
>>533995539>retard proceeds to forget tp is not infinite
>>533988230>Literally Childhood Friends that grew up on the same farm together>Anime decided to create a fictional non-existent relationship between Silence Suzuka and Special Week and focus on that instead
>>533995539you still want 600/600/600 so you can luck shit into a useful 3* blue
>>533995109Does fem trainer x genderbent horse count as het
>Sunbeam Cheer comes on
> โcaballitoโ
The hell?!??!!
>>533995604suzuka is more marketable if this thread is anything to go by
>>533995429she's too retarded to understand what they are doing tho
>>533995615>genderbent horseBlasphemer
i wish silence suzuka was real
>>533995581it is though...?
>>533995613yeah it's good that she has no race requirements until pretty late so I can just grind stats
>>533995678flat chest is the best
>>533995604Anon... Childhood friends never win
>>533995446Nta anon but when you say suicide run are you talking
>Start career >Fail as soon as possible >Check Sparks >Repeat using stamina recovery as necessary ?
>>533992387Only appearance-wise, but that's because Kiryu (from Yakuza 3 onward) and Kuronuma are both modeled after the VA
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>>533995918not bad for sloppa
>>533995305what is the strongest strategy in chess?
>>533995737Because you're a worthless worm who doesn't even play the fucking game yet seems to be awfully worried about good parents (which you don't need on the fuckniggerlow you are rn)
I was shitting on Mayano hard this run. Jobbed every career race up until the last couple, ended with sub-par stats, had shit rainbow stacking during both summer vacations, and failed some key trainings during URA Finale.
Then she shat out my first 3* stamina spark with a 2* URA Finale too.
Thank you Mayano, I will never complain about you ever again, you cute cutie
>>533994639I set up a room you can check yourself
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>How many runs?my first bourbon run for CM, I got her to A+ 2 weeks ago and haven't touched her until today
77254698 if anyone want to join
>>533995974Scholar's Mate
>>533995782that's how you do it yes. The pink spark can only roll something you have A or higher so if you don't let the run go long enough for any other pink spark stats to get boosted to A, the dirt stat has a good shot at getting rolled, and the 3* odds are much better than with blue sparks.
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is 3* dirt good by itself
i got one a long time ago
>>533995993why the hostility anon?
>>533995993your screenshot shows 267 run refills in it right there. you'll get 564 more refills just from golshi week login bonus later this week.
>>533996205My tummy huwts.
UEEEuE E E EUEUUUUEue e eUueuuue.eUEE EEE eeeeeeuUEEE UEEEuE EUE UEEEuE E E EUEUUUUEue e eUueuuue.eUEE EEE eeeeeeuUEEE UEEEuE EUE UEEEuE E
>>533996260>urara when pickles
>>533996132blue sparks are more important
also the bad thing about urara is that she has a bad affinity with mostly everyone
>>533996021>Bofa proc right out the gate
>>533996260me reading the irl horse's lore
>>533996132you can use urara as parent until you get dirt spark on another uma like el condor pasa/taiki shuttle/oguri cap since it raises from B to A rating gives chance for spark
Finally got both Bakushin and King Halo costumes!
>tfw i ended up following someone with a 3* dirt Haru that also has 9 blue sparks
good man, least painful dirt aptitude transplant
What does cm actually stand for? I see the races it's referencing in the op, I just don't know the acronym
>>533996132It's good if you only have 1 or 2 dirtnigs (Urara and Oguri/Taiki). Find a Taiki also with a 3* dirt and use the Haru and Taiki to force someone like Maruzensky to become a dirt runner.
I'm going to need to do that soon since I only have Haru and Oguri as my dirters, and probably won't be pulling for umas until Seiun or Summer Maru
>>533995760>Grew up on the same farm together>Ended up retiring on the same farm together(+El Condor Pasa)I don't know, that sounds like winning to me
no one gives a fuck about Dirt races
>>533996012I unironically think cute is power. I won my first ever game with curren somehow and I still havent upgraded her and she still sometimes carries me in team trials (her partner is c tier rice cake lol.)
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>>533995935It's not bad, this one makes her look like a giraffe but I like the hair color effect and eyes.
>>533996662sorry i dont play C&C
>>533994174>no concentrationwhat are you cooking here bro
>>533996801focus is fine fuck off
Cumming in Fuji Kiseki tits after the race
>>533996732I wouldn't have guessed it was sloppa if you didn't tell me
isnt aoi pretty good for nice nature?
i need taishin but she won't come to me
>>533991643>>533991932The results are locked in -per race style- right? Like itโs already determined that if you switch to X strat (like say Pace) you get 1st, current strat 6th, etc.
I just started.
How can I get Matikankekukeko- Fuku?
Is MANracle out?
>>533997118Subdued Front Runners is already given by SR Tachyon so I guess she can work if you need Hesitant End Closers
I'm thinking this is a very good skill tree group. Oguri won like 99% of all the G1s and optional ones, so thr affinity raiting should be better than most now.
>>533997096Her reaction when I whip it out
>>533997213yes it simulates 4 races (which is insanely fast since it's essentially x,y,z coords and %s for each skill being rolled) by the time you see the "view race/view results" button, and then that button just determines if they generate an animation or not.
>>533997439i thought no one is running fronts?
>>533997452Careful anon
She is still a horse
>>533997443anon it's 3* total and doesn't even have ura finale..... skills are nice but you're going to be statcrushed by normies not going through the effort for this
Fuck my stupid chud life why am I taking this horse game more seriously than college
>>533997254Matikanefutakitaru is a 1* you should get her just from a few rolls
>>533997675GO get your education Idiot
You will never get your trainers license at this rate
>>533997653More so using them as a skill farming uma than a stat spark parent.
>>533997689wit 2* or stm 1*
turf 2*
no URA Finale
is it normal for Rice careers to job every race until late classic year
>>533996627Time for the loveydovey nakadashi sex
>>5339976891* Guts 3* URA
>>533989424based Grass lmao
>>533997497Horses are female tho
ATTENTION GAMERS
DANCHOU JUST UPDATED THE QUOTA
MASTURBATION IS OFFICIALLY BANNED UNTIL TARGETS ARE MET.
PLEASE USE THE SAVED TIME TO FARM FANS
>>533997835Umas that would break into my shower?
i'm doing narita taishin's story right now and holy fuck winning ticket is so FUCKING LOUD
>>533997675Horse media is dangerous for college students. MLP is a third of what killed my stint in college. Quit cold turkey now.
>>5339980371* on a 1100 stat is brutal
Well I managed to get a 7* stamina, that's something
>need to take time off parent runs to finish the tenno sho missions
>Need to farm kikuka sho banners
Mildy annoying
>>5339976893* powa
>>533997774I'd be more motivated if the shit I wanted to do wasn't getting replaced by AI this very picosecond
>>533998060It's too late for me anon I got fucking murdered by an Ao3 obsession for the first 2 years of college
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Holy fuck
trying to highroll is actually pissing me off when i don't get the events i want
>>533998264uh... full picture?
>>533996350Got to take in that Uma stank while it's fresh
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this 'making parents' thing is harder than i thought
i have to get the right skill hints, get enough stats to win as many G1 races as possible while also keeping up on training, and then also actually roll those skill and race sparks, and that's entirely discounting lucking into good blue and pink sparks too
even for something as simple as moving groundwork from a support card to a functional parent, i'm gonna be here longer than i thought
Will I be able to get 23000 carats by the time the summer maru banner drops? I only have 12 horses and I'm thinking of dropping a 10x on the Narita banner for more options
>>533997675I get you anon, I thought I was here for the umas but the spark game is worse than crack
>>533997919Is that a...? AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>533998347just do the tenner nigga
>>533998271No uma is more powerful than the uma in charge of a school for umas.
If the director was to stake a claim it would be over for the student body.
King Halo has the best career story I have seen so far. She is a badass, and it's cool that they allow actual interpersonal conflict with a villain character (her awful mom) into the writing for once
>>533998109reminds me of a doujin with shota fucking the milf in public but hidden under the coat.
>>533997653Apparently they have 136 affinity. These numbers are looking good.
>>533997738Thanks.
Who should I get with my free scout ticket if I'm not planning to tryhard? The F A T horse? Whoever I like best?
>>533998109>leg lock sex while standingHot
>>533998274>Britain Prime
>>533998443the director surely wouldn't abuse her power to molest all the umas...
right?
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>>533998459>Kek Gaylo>Badass
>>533998264same here anon, gimme some of that sauce
It tickles me that, of all the horses, Haru Urara is actually one of the biggest ones for taking liberties.
>Cutesy bundle of joy made of pure cinnamon in game
>Real life horse is very abrupt and she doesn't give a shit about even entertaining your presence unless you have food
>>533998503very nice for your first career run
>>533998540Probably not.
She isnt digitan afterall.
>>533998274>britain prime>looks indianLMAO
>>533998271SOMEONE RELEASE THE EPSATANO FILES ALREADY AND STOP THIS CRIMINAL FAMILY FROM RAPING POOR TORENAS EVERYWHERE
Hey Trainer, you do realize it's not rape if both of us are screaming right?
>>533998323>>533998608just go to your favorite site and put umamusume and futa in tags. It will pop up
I jerked off to cunny for the first time bwos that shit is great
>>533998332yes, anyone trying to do it for CM is insane. later it will be so much easier that it's just a joke trying for the insane chain of luck needed now. you'll be getting runs with like literally 100 silver sparks in current JP, this minmaxing to get silver sparks that are just gonna be replaced soon anyway is not actually time effective.
>>533998703Our democracy would crumble they you released it!
>>533998621Would Oguri but never wins get a pop with the weebs?
>>533998323>>533998608https://files.catbox.moe/rsmfet.jpg
>>533998703Are there any notable uma who didn't visit Epsatano island?
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>failed 4% training before debut
>took 3 days to cure
Sometimes I fucking wish I could hurt an uma more than chancing them with practice poor
>>533998786Daisca would never
>>533998458do you think suzuka seethes everyday in being the flattiest uma in japan or did she eventually accept the natural order of things?
>>533998786Stop trainer rape
>>533998798Drop her name anon
>>533998798you'll eventually grow out of it speaking as a former cunny enjoyer
Oh naisu, the custom uma cursor guy finally released one for Suzucute
>>533998659>digitanshe would never
Afterall she is the one being molested
>>533998651I'm juat wanting to get good affinity and skill umas made at this point and worry about blue sparks later. According to an anon here, and reddit, there is a Tyachon event later that will let you fix bad blue sparks and that bad blue good white sparks are better than good blue sparks bad white sparks since pure stats can be squeezed out of other avenues, but skills are harder. Since you can only run so many cards.
>>533998621In the original manga that kicked off the entire thing, Haru acted more like a pouty teenager.
>>533998950is it the fatherly feels you get from age?
>>533999127dozo https://ko-fi.com/s/a6cd80f8ea
>>533996012I've never won a career with Mayano. It's like she's cursed for me, I hate it. I've beaten the final Arima Kinen only once, and jobbed the URA finals immediately after. Most of the time I get absolutely fucked by the spring Tenno Sho.
>>533999027Poor Digitan cant go a day without another uma touching her and making her cum uncontrollably...
>>533999071yes but partly that's just me. I can still appreciate a good cunny if it's well drawn, but won't feel the urge to jerk it to one
Hand over your ganbaros and no one gets hurt.
>>533999114Excellent choice
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>>533998863She failed another fucking 4%
But this time got practice perfect, so all's well that ends well, I guess?
Still wish she just trained, don't like going into hopeless stakes with such low stamina
do subdued and flustered stack on the same uma and if nice nature has both?
>>533998854hot, thank you anon
Is Narita Brian the Lu Bu of horses?
nah bro nah this is gonna ruin the run...
what would you do?
>>533999361Can't wait for her banner, she's my favorite so far.
Might skip the OG and get the alt because it's cuter and I'm poor.
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>>533998894Suzuka is beyond such things. She's too fast for silly thoughts like that to catch up to her
Why does this contain invalid characters.
>>533999636Unfunny jokes are banned sadly
>>533999045The Tachyon Factor event is years away for Global and it gives a total of +2 on whatever you want's colored sparks. It is insane to plan around waiting for that event to come and go 3 times when by time it is here for the first time we will be getting sparks with dozens and dozens of white sparks.
>>533998894she has the best of both worlds - aerodynamic on the track, can motorboat whenever she wants per pic
>>533999534Only 43 speed? Not worth the risk.
does she have a first rate pussy game
>>533998809that actually makes me feel a lot better about not needing to tryhard as much as i have been, thank you anon
>>533999569Fuck
I laughed
Im fucking cooked
>>533999703Then why is this bitch still roaming the streets?
>zero good top tier mlbโd SRs
>should i save all my carats for s sky
People really just wanna torture themselves being on eternal B+ just to get a horse with zero cards to back it up.
somehow my suzuka that went 8/9 against legend baku just lost a main story race lol..
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I can't escape it no matter what Cygames gacha it is...
>>533999837>mommy issuesHave you seen that video of a crab getting sucked into a pipe?
Yeah
>>534000193Some of the main story aces have jacked up stats that are higher than legend races
>>534000180Rolling for cards feels like shit, rolling for cute umas feels good. simple as
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>>533999858no problem. seriously any time you worry about "oh no I need to spend so much time to grind in advance" just remember the powercreep is always making the old veterans into outdated veterans. 9* are nice but in the future everyone makes horses like pic rel, look at all those gold skills and then look at the fucking scrollbars.
it only gets easier. we get autoruns later, we get the ability to reroll sparks later, we get events to straight up improve sparks later, it's not something to stress about as long as you can win runs.
>>533991112Super Creek then you don't have to roll until around February for All Uma Banner, where you drop 2 (or even 3) sparks and get any Umas you want + you get a bunch of spooks.
>>534000193Suzuwife's breasts have grown...
>>533998809>later it will be so much easierWhat will make it easier later?
>>534000435>All Uma BannerElaborate please
>>534000435nta, sound advice honestly, but at the same time if i followed such advice id probably quit. Cards are boring as shit and umas are what keep me playing. I do worry how ill eventually get any more cards with how this game works lol...
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What is the best spark/deck to run for Rice Shower? My deck is pic related, and I have a 9* speed and 5* stamina horses in my stalls. I keep getting fucked over by Tenno Sho, don't know how to push through this.
This isn't even a gold inspiration btw
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>>534000561powercreep in general, especially in the scenarios. there are JP players with highscores in modern scenarios past 40k and even 50k that haven't even hit 16k in URA. This applies to white sparks too, you don't see ones like picrel in global yet.
>>534000638what would a first rate wedding look like?
>>534000612that really your uncaps? when the heck did you decide to play? didnt even reroll for kita or spark kita?
>>534000274This. I was doing a simple 2000m story race in chapter 3, so I put up my Silence Suzuka with 1200 speed 760 power, and 600 wit. I got murdered by the competition rocking SS+ and A+ stats across the board. It was crazy
>see the carat notification on my phone for the game
>open app
>noting there
???
>>534000807something with playing on both PC and mobile
>>534000604It's a banner with no rate up but you can spark whatever you want. Want Summer Maru or Christmas Oguri? You can get them and you'll get some spooks along the way. Maybe even the uma you want and then you can spark something else.
>>534000702I wonder what it feels like to be agnes digital where you would just cum your brains the moment another uma gets close to you.
>>534000861I don't have it on pc
>>534000773I started playing last week. I have a Kitasan Black, but only one and it didn't seem to work as well as my other speed cards that were better uncapped. I'm borrowing a lvl 50 when I need a good speed boost, but I've been borrowing Sugar Creek when I'm doing Rice runs. I'm strictly f2p, if that weren't already abundantly obvious. feel like a total newfag at this
>>534001013I have your account on my pc sorry
>>534001070Grind Golshi fans and stamina sparks please
>>534000807I eated all the carats soory
>>534001192why does no one seem to grind stamina or wit sparks? Curious. I want to get a 9* wit uma so fucking bad.
>>534001304literally everyone is grinding stamina sparks
>>534001031youre in career so you can get away with abusing the hidden stats. Borrow MLB kita, borrow a 9* stam horse and pair it with your best stam horse. then use manhattan stam, teio ssr speed, nature wit, sweep tosho or eisan flash or even both. the falco SSR might be better since a 0* is gonna be better than 1-2 LB SR, but 3-4 MLB SR > 1-2 LB SSR
>>534001304I only have a single uma with a 3* stam spark, so I have to borrow a guest, which limits me to 3 attempts a day
It fucking sucks.
>>534001304>why does no one seem to grind stamina sparkshuh
>>534001269I forgive you.
>>534000887Supposedly the deal with this banner is that it was a 1 time deal during a particularly dead week and may not come out to Global due to accelerated schedule. Is this true? Do we know if it came for the other servers? If it did I imagine there would be some outcry if Global was the only one that doesnโt get it
>>534001304>why does no one seem to grind staminayou're not going to believe this...
>>533999636apparently "dokyun" and "ti" are banned phrases. fixed it by changing it to "dokyuun" and "then"
>>534001304people grind stamina sparks but they also run stamina cards so it's less priority than power for many. nobody grinds wit sparks because wit is the lowest value per unit (lower than guts) because if you want it you should be running wit cards as it literally heals energy to train it and you can't even get downsides to failing wit training. if you want wit and any other stat, you should be training wit and using sparks for the other stat no matter what.
>>534001475>making shit up for no reasonits coming
>>534001031also you should do all the trophies and save up 30k carats to blow on summer creek banner.
>>534001387I thought that was an erection
>>534001475it is very obviously not true. It was in korea for sure, you can look it up on gametora where events are listed. 100% chance it is here, we are accelerated not skipping content.
you are listening to doomposters trying to demotivate people from the game. any time anyone says "oh no the devs might do this evil thing in the future", ask them for a source or ignore them because there is a 100% chance they are baselessly making it up if they didn't already provide a source or valid explanation.
>>534001304I have 250 careers finished, 8 three-star sparks, and none of them are stamina
>>534001031If its any consolation my deck is even shittier than yours.
>>534001475They literally brought back the generic starter banner of trash outside of the schedule because they accidentally ended it a day early. Anyone claiming we might skip any piece of content for any reason at all is purely lying to trick you. There was a faggot doomposting here and saying they would skip Golshi Week because it's not Golden Week this time of year literally hours before the devs announced it was coming. Stop listening to doomposters, they have failed to be correct a single time and this trend will continue forever.
>>534001304>I want to get a 9* wit uma so fucking bad.Use my Oguri anon, you wonโt get completely screwed over stat-wise because she has 6*Power Parents with the 3* wit you want, 6*medium and URA as well.
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>>534001981>with the 3* wit you wantBut he wants 9* wit
>>534002232Heโs trying to make a 9* wit. Which means he needs two parents with 3* wit. He doesnโt need both grandparents to also have full wit
>>534001981Thanks anon, will breed a new Rice Shower tomorrow (out of borrows until 0900). That and my 9* speed should do pretty well.
>>533998621>>533999051in-game and anime urara is based on post-retirement urara
>>533999753Ohh, I thought it was closer or something. What a shame, but still I am happy to have gotten very good skill parents. Now to just breed them for better affinity bonuses.
Does og stats of legacies matter or is it just matter of sparks?
>>534003272solely sparks.
>>534003347thats nice. I lucked out with 3 speed with d/c tier grass wonder who never made it out of the career mode.
Well she is shit in every other way but I take my wins where I can get them.
do you miss events if you run a bunch of races?
I'm mere moments away from installing this from the Play Store for the first time, but why does it want all kinds of permissions other games didn't want? Wtf does it want personal information for? I'm already going to be linking it to Google right, is it going to get upset if it asks me PI shit and I lie to it?
I wish there was skip event button instead of just quick skip. I cant be arsed to watch most of the events but few I would like to see I accidentally fast forward half off. Third rate trainer problems lol
>>5339898011 out of 1. I'm on a roll!
>>534010525you used up the last image for that shit
What are you anons saving up carrats for? I am getting ready for kitasan black banner.
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