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>Game News (EN)
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Main Story Chapter 3 is up.
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>Game News (JP)
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Legend Race vs Sakura Bakushin O (Alt) and Biko Pegasus will be held on 8/7
LoH Long will be held on 8/12, Sapporo, 2600m, right, summer, sunny
Pakalive Vol. 56 4.5th anniversary stream on 8/22
CM Classic will be held in September, Kyoto, 2000m, right, autumn, sunny

>IP News
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https://umamusume.jp/contents/event/tnf6th-autumn/

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Quickly getting sick of any horse that isn't a front runner
Front runners sometimes lose but at least they have basically zero chance of being stuck behind other horses, unlike every other shitty running style

Digitan LOVE

Stamina eater is meta for the long CM?

umapyoi in Mambo's manko

>>535050739
Is there a rank estimator or a weight table for skills w.r.t. ranks?

>>535051250
Except when they do get stuck behind another horse and come in last

>>535051250
>slow starts your path

Good morning /uma/.
He wishes you good luck in your career runs today.

Ikuno... dictus

I just realised that the good meta horses are only released in 2024 in the jp server.
Does this mean We have to wait 3 years before pulling anything? Thats so fucked.

>>535051398
Thanks, honse

Like, what the fuck can you even do when an uma wants to do what she wants?

Whats that tool that evaluate skills called?

https://youtu.be/KLN4wmfuDPM?si=BhSJ3NK4toExlPrq&t=387

Timestamped

Now imagine umas have to jump fences, they'd have no chance

>>535051493
enjoy it because it's gonna happen anyway

>>535051493
pretty sure youd die from the collision

>>535051493
I call upon my ningen wives Aoi and Tazuna to tardwrangle the dumb hors.

I love my wife McQueen!!!

>>535051296
It's at least pretty strong, which makes sense because it's a debuff + recovery in one. My B Goldship regularly wins against As in TT because of it

I was trying to get a 3-star in stamina here but instead got this

>>535051181 (OP)
You guys been studying and preparing for CM right? Surely you wont miss out those reward carats since Cygames didnt accelerate our carat income in an accelerated schedule.

>>535051598
Like, um, get off my case bro?

>>535051296
Any stamina you can get is meta in long CM, especially if it's fucking over other people's stamina.

So is a 9star any combination of speed and stamina stars equaling to 9

>>535051685
The only reason to win CM is title. For carats income you want to skip cards.

>>535051636
speed stars feel useless

So in how many hours is the daily reset? It's at some random fuck off hour so I've never been really sure, but I have to get up around this time for the next couple weeks so might as well know.

>>535051493
just say no and explain why, im sure your uma will understa

>>535051816
In 2 hours and 29 minutes

>>535051685
No amount of studying will overcome simply being unlucky. I have yet to get Med S on a usable Gold Ship despite getting as much affinity as possible on my parent horses.

You copy, Mayano?

>>535051816
1500 utc

I love not High Rolling ever

>>535051816
It's always 12AM JST. Inb4, you don't have JST conversion memorized then you're a newfag.

you should save and roll for who you like

>>535051284
Based
>>535051309
half based

>>535051924
lol

>>535051898
Can I have the rest of the image please

>>535051949
Fucking tried that taishin refused to show herself

>>535051398
Thanks uma!

How important are the SR uncaps? Does it actually make a big difference having 3LB/MLB compared to 0LB-2LB

>>535051947
Bro I can't even remember my own timezone, I've been playing these chinese cartoon games for as long as they've existed and that hasn't helped in the slightest.

>>535051949
I like Seiun Sky, Summer Maru, and Xmas Oguri. It's not that they're meta okay??? It's just that I LIKE them...

Doto

>>535051949
I like winning.

>>535051949
I'm broke

>>535051949
But Sunday is so far away...

Alright anons, post a pic of your wife.
Are you a redditcore or 4chancore?

>>535051296
Eat all the stamina you want, she'll still outlast you.

>>535051783
9* is usually used for 3 x 3* of the same type

>>535052058
KINO

>>535051617
You mean Teio’s wife. McQueen is not for you.

>>535051949
you are my favorite ritualposter

What's the chance of getting a 3* spark if you hit 1100 stamina?

>>535052303
2%

>>535051783
A 9* spark is just 3x3 of any blue spark yeah.
But typically people want 9* of a single stat to shore up the weaknesses of a support card set or the umas weakness in general. Nothing wrong with a mix though of stam/power though

any club looking for a player who does at least 1.2m fans daily?

>>535051949
>you should save
>roll for who you like
Getting mixed messages here...

>>535052303
20% to pick the stat with 1100 then 10% for the spark to be 3*

>>535052275
we're in a throuple

Spe wife

>>535052368
Clover has a spot open

>>535051436
What's so funny about Ikuno Dictus?

>>535052376
It means to save to roll for who you like

>>535052181
Uma should eat

>>535052376
you should save for who you like. if you can't guarantee you get your wanted character, don't roll.

>>535052073
Depends on the card, some cards get really useful effects from MLB or big boosts to useful stats, some are minor improvements.
Generally just refer to the tier list to know how much it matters and whether it's better to run that card at the LB you have, or another one (and since it only calcs stats, you yourself account for skills).

>>535052459
Those are mutually exclusive.

>>535052501
If I rolled for everyone I like I'd get evicted for not paying rent.

>>535052398
I assume it's this one; sounds good, I'll apply in 23 hours and 50 minutes.
this is my number if it matters: 875413997219

>>535052574
BRAVO...

>>535052626
DOXXED

>>535052376
you should only roll on good characters(highest on tier list) that you like

>>535052595
>If I rolled for everyone I like
stop being such a massive whore and pick 2 or 3.

>>535051181 (OP)
a race to see who gets to fuck the trainer first

>>535052626
I sent an invite. Join whenever you're off cooldown.

Stay Gold's drip is way too good for her mob face.

>>535052717
erabenai

>>535051436
Someone should draw this with Rudolf and Trainer.

>>535052073
SR cards only get their stat bonus at MLB
>but it's only 1 stat
which gets boosted by every multiplier

>Red Shift into therefore Win QED
Is that combo as strong as it sounds?

>>535052238
>cute quick check to see if the one patting her is allowed to

>>535052854
nice art

so this was my highest rating uma so far.
someone tell me if i am actually on the right track with how i build her and the deck i run or what i should change.

>no taiki
how do i unbrick? how much money would i need to dump to recover from this damage?

I am saving for Ines Fujin and Dantsu Flame

>>535051992
you sick fuck

>>535052275
Both are made for trainer dick

>>535051898
source

>>535052626
only A+.... with all that discord trannying

>>535053006
Depends entirely on what you are buidling her for.

>>535053051
Ines Fujin is too fucking sexo.

>>535053165
Is "discord trannying" in the room with you right now?

>>535053250
Looks like it.

Do trainers do their trainee's pedicure? You know, like farriers...

>>535053051
Surely she'll be out soon...

>>535053301
Since you're so good at identifying "discord trannying" maybe you should go back there.

its over...

>can't run Speed deck on Golshi because I have no Power/Stamina parents
I NEED MORE TIME

>>535053375
I know you are but what am I?

uuuuuuuuu umadachi

>>535052626
I work around enough indonesians to know that the TM Opera guy is 100% a SEAnig

CM test room up
27152156

>>535053324
yes

>all 3 borrow runs yesterday were on pace for new best Umas but got screwed by not getting ANY good speed trainings in the last year and a half
>while not so egregiously, this has happened repeatedly over time
S-Should I just run 4 Speed/2 Stam instead of 3/3...? Is 3/3 too much of a meme...? I'm using LB3 Kitasan and MLB Sweep/Flash, that should be on the better side of F2P stuff, but they just fail to pull through too often.
Compared to 3/3, I was actually getting better results with 3 Speed/2 Stam/1 Marvelous...

>>535053493
That's interesting. Show your solution.

I saw a trainer pouring hot coffee all over his Uma, where do I report this?

>>535053328
lol
lmao

Is the monthly pack worth it?

Teio we can't hold hands in public

I'm a filthy casual, will I miss a lot of rewards if I don't win on the CM? I don't have the time to genetically engineer 3 honses...

>>535052574
>>535052757
Stop making me fall for a girl that comes out in 2030 ffs

>>535053424
Yeah what is she talking about?

Should I use my borrow runs for trying to 3 spark a stat or something else?

>>535053424
>5'8

>>535053637
It's arguably the only thing worth buying

Why is Goldshi always so boredshi?

>>535053658
Not really
It's a minor supplement to your monthly carat income which will still be 80% gibs even for the top graded winners

Don't these umas know that they won't be able to race anymore if they get pregnant from raping their trainers

>>535053742
using borrows for spark farming is extremely shit, only do it if you are that desperate and you are ok with not getting shit

>>535053493
The demographic playerbase for uma is mostly comprised out of SEA people.
And it seems like this board has time capsule culture from gbfg autists who did not quit stemming from 2017 using the term seanig and reddit as some form of insult.
SEA is cool now.

>>535053658
No, you don't get much more for winning, people who want to win only want to for the platinum title

>>535053220
Why are some umas like this?
They spend more time with their trainer

`````````

>>535053328
Keep edging

I am still kind of sitting on my SSR selector. I really can't decide who I want. I alreaedy have Tokai Teio, Maruzensky and Oguri Cap.

>>535053957
I can only hold on for so long...

Bwos, is Gatekept just a meme or is it actually helpful on Gold Ship? Have you noticed an increase in the consistency of didging debuffs/pumping iron by having it on?

>>535054042
Taiki

>>535054042
My recommendation would be to focus on good SSRs. Try to get those.

>>535054042
Suzuka

turning this shrine priestess into an anal priestess

Reminder, this is the optimal way to play umamusume.

>>535054042
get off the selector then

I require your fattest horses.

>>535054110
Orfevre raped me after losing and know one belive me

>>535054220
The optimal way to play the game is whatever way you have fun doing.
If you are a little bitch don't personally have an affinity for repeatedly grinding spreadsheet roguelite autism over and over for minimal gain, then I guess it's best to not have to play.

Anyone who said Guts is useless is lying through their teeth. The moment I get my Guts up to 200-300 winning optional races becomes so consistent it's unreal. With low Guts the final position is literally a random number generator.

thoughts on this deck?

>>535054570
Guts is simply a stamina issue nothing else

>>535054613
I refuse to believe that. My Stamina is double circle and well above what would've been needed for the race + restore skills on top off that.

>login
>request another 10 dirt shoes
>close game
It's that easy.

>>535053738
Giving a bear hug.

>>535054220
The real way to play is to only race your favorite horse with the six support cards you think are the most fun to use.

>>535054574
Grass Wonder is only lvl30 and still tries to do her best for you. It's so touching... I just wanna cry...

>>535053658
Yeah bwo you will be bricked if you miss out on those 1500 carats bwo

>>535054042
Get Rudolf for her unique, also she's cute

>>535054426
horseblud thinks shes a metal slug character

>>535054220
That's mostly how I play, but I also do my best to gaslight sweaties as much as possible because they're the only ones stupid enough to pay up in a game with so little fomo. You have to manufacture some artificial hype over stuff otherwise too many f2ps will sink the ship.

>>535054753
lvl 1*
AHHH I made a mistake

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gjWWMRS_mXU
>that ending
HOLY FUCKING KINO

I do not like her

>>535054570
Guts functionally works like Stamina, so it's not bad per se, but it has a threshold depending on race length.
Below that threshold it's more valuable than stamina, above that threshold it's significantly less, and that threshold is really low (240-400) so you'll basically always hit it without ever training guts. Also in career all horses get a big hidden stat buff so you'll always be above the threshold no matter what and Stamina will always be more valuable.

!!!!
Dekasegi?
Come to Brasil!

I only accept Gras Wonder ass.

I heard that the monthly carat pack is going to be discontinued and replaced with some monies/SP/resources brick pack, is this true?

Uma musume is a feeder game

>>535055058
sex

>>535055050
Is the hidden 400 stat buff only for URA Finale or will future scenarios also have a similar hidden buff?

>>535054692
Double Circle only means you are above the other Umas in the race
You can still just get randomly fucked by a rushed and die to low stamina

There's 4 years of research on this. Guts is just extra stamina for the last 3rd of the race. If you feel Guts is letting you win more that's just because your Stam wasn't high enough to begin with.
Some amount of Guts is fine, but actively seeking Guts training is a grief unless your uma has Guts Growth bonus or the training bonus is big enough.
Towards the end of career 300-400 guts is the optimal amount where it reaches top efficiency.

Later on everyone will be Guts maxxing when it gets reworked

I need an updated tier list

>>535055063
nyo....

Teio!

>>535055227
Why is Fujin so high up?

HATE

>>535055227
I will make everyone remember Machan.

I'll be so glad when I hit that 5,603,587 fans and never play Cold Shit again

>godlike super creek run in golshi mode, succeeded charming chakra in junior year
>all stats way beyond the baseline
>still randomly lose the classic derby and arima kinen because late start into BLOCKED the entire race
race RNG is brutal sometimes

>>535055058
>>535055194
Dia isn't a slut

>>535055376
wat

>>535054570
The optimal number for guts is 400 to 450 and from then on it rapidly takes a nose dive. You can get 300 to 400 easy from trying to reach 1200 stam but if your card situation cannot reach 1200 stam consider one guts card (Mambo or Urara).

>>535055213
Probably? Horses with actual ~100 stats across the board would take forever to finish any race and fucking die in the tracks.

>>535055227
https://gametora.com/umamusume/characters/113201-loves-only-you
chat is this horse for you?

>>535055227
Based Shakur

Why is everyone so horny today

Did you finish your golshi week missions yet?

>>535054426
This is the only trope I dislike about umamusu

>>535055227
i need an updated one of this as well

Any clubs with slots that actually trade shoes?

>>535055227
>Will get married
>1*/2* 'bond'
idgi

>>535055227
I need a translated tier list.

>>535055582
If I saw my favorite uma with a huge belly I would call her a fat fuck

>>535055218
What's the nature of the future Guts rework? How will it work and why does it suddenly become the go to stat?

What did cygames mean by this?

cm
76481622

>>535055227
Curren and Dia at 3* because they only care about the sex...

>>535054570
Reminder that if you uma fails the stam and gut check you're bricked for CM

>>535055579
I'm pretty close

>>535055895
Crashing this franchise with no survivors.

>>535055734
Ramonu....

>>535051436
Anita Dictus Uck!!!

>>535031547
was this a meme? I got this on one of my ace Golshi and she's performed considerably worse

>got tissues two careers in a row with haru urara
>mood downs everywere
>literally 0 luck with summer camps
>like one single rainbow training levels of bad luck
>support cards show up literally anywhere but where they're supposed to
>lose 50% of all races
>skill hint exclamation marks don't end up giving skill hints
>the rare times they do it's shit like outer post proficiency
what the fuck is going on
did my haru urara get cursed?
I just finished a career with a C+ result
what the actual fuck is happening

>>535055734
give anon some time, he said that he is busy this week iirc

Any top 500 club recruiting?
21m fans so far this month
Still have a 3h cooldown but will join after that if I get an invite
177056073458

>>535054164
Spe version?

>>535054426
chat is this real

Has anyone made a carat planner, something like this from /bag/?

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1_Zjt_OM9XXidY3uYYDK92W9GrR3DN5cQsZ0IJsoEbjY/edit?gid=1749530612#gid=1749530612

does anyanon know if our vateran storage box ever increases in size? 200 is fine for now, but eventually it'll only be enough space for a few of each uma

>>535055895
>Looks like yuri
>One is a stallion other is a mare
Schrodinger's yuri!

>>535055864

watch any jp race and you will se Umas go against each other with Green Text popping up. That's them challenging each other and whoever wins pulls ahead

i just want to play this game with infinite TP.....

>>535055579
Just have to do 3-4 careers with Goldshi and I'm done.

>>535051685
i sweat in career, not pvp
i will parfait and let it rock

>browse uma arts
>they're all AIslop
pain

>>535056241
>parfait

if you dont have 600k in tt that means youve havent completed the game yet.

>>535056273
What kind of shit site doesn't have filters?

>>535056231
>2.7 million
>3-4 careers
you're either fan farming with a crazy whale setup or you're delusional

Any clubs for D rank new trainers like me?
I've got a stamina sparks Oguri Fat and lvl 4 Super Creek
181478271067

>>535056174
>1. Guts is more important now
>2. Guts is more important now
>3. Guts is more important now
>4. Guts is more important now
They REALLY wanted to make sure guts was important huh

>>535056273
all the most popular fanart shared around when Grass Wonder passed away were AI and no one cared bwo

ho ho hee hoo

>>535056393
you can do 700k with tachyon and more if youre optimized. ive seen people do 1m+ on maru

>>535056302
why would i even think about witmaxxing rn when the retention lines goes down every week

>>535055579
not even close

>>535055940
Why does late and end need more stamina? Isn't their thing better speed and stam efficiency?

>>535055895
oguri likes ice skating for some reason

>>535056174
I don't trust chudgpt to do basic math, why would I trust it regarding a mobile game from japan

>>535054426
I wish fat umas are available as a concert skin

>>535055579
Yes, I wish danchou would increase his fan count by 1 million this week

>>535055002
I love her

>>535056172
both are stallions tho, look at the ears

>>535055227
My wife is ranked decently enough and that's all that matters
Making the umas TOO for (You) just cheapens it anyway, it's better to have a balance

>>535053850
Nice try SEAnig. You fucks will never be accepted anywhere outside your shithole

26138468

>>535055494
Yes, very much so

>>535055579
Finished with her fans and monies, now about halfway done with total races and friendship training triggers.

>>535056717
t.indonesian

>>535055579
no

>>535053850
>SEA is cool now.
some of you are alright. most of you are cunts who derail each thread with retarded fights

>>535053850
>SEA
>people

I want to have sex with Happy Meek and give her something to be happy about!

>>535056765
I can't read that
but I'll assume she's saying that she'll love only you

>>535056853
I want to punch her

>>535056651
I wish for the extinction of deathfats

>>535055579
Been done for a minute
Already used up that monie and sp
Looking forward to the next event

>>535054086
I've lost more having it, and I'm too far back to proc Iron, so yes it's a meme.

>>535053850
>SEA is cool now.
Hahahahahah sure, seaNIGER. You guys are as okay as mainland Chinese or Cuckreans.
You ain't tricking us with your bullshit.

>>535056952
That's not nice.

do team trials have the same +400 stamina career does?

>>535056393
I'm fan farming with a f2p deck doing 600-700k fans per career.

>>535053850
I can't believe the sultan of brunei plays umamusume!

>>535056652
>I wish danchou would increase his fan count
You do you type of club I presume?

>>535050332
You either cope with a worse deck or roll for the next best thing, I think c. mayano is the first speed card that comes even close to kitasan levels of rainbow and she drops a couple months before.

>>535056961
>Uma lives up to her name
SOVL

Wishing my global account have as much tp pot as my jp one

>>535056952
Maybe she'll like it
Maybe it'll make her feel something after an eternity of running the URA finale over and over again

post dogs or hons

>>535057140
Its not laid back but its not full hardcore so its whatever but I have gone up 13m fans in the time it has taken him to go up 2m

>>535056961
Thanks anon

>>535056153
Just like, save your carats for who you want or what you need.
Carats are sprinkled out constantly but in usually very low amounts. Globals accelerated release schedule doesn't help either. There's no real way to plan for every single banner effectively.
Like for example, Japan had longer periods between their initial banners, so by default they could harvest more carats from playing/team trials. With the accelerated release we don't get as much time to do.

Basically play for who you like if you want to play casually, if you want to tryhard consult this (https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Sg73B_eXz7Cn7HqC6mnMUw_cwYdBole1jktk6v-jN20/edit?tab=t.0#heading=h.pt2zwfo6ieko) and plan it yourself from there.

>>535056393
>>535057119
Here's the recent runs and the deck I'm using with almost x2 fans bonus on 1st place.

>>535056320
They want you to pay for that though.

Soon...

>>535057364
>Almost a 7:1 ratio

>>535057403
that's not a dog, but a cute boy!
>>535057350
much better

>wifey brought home back some fresh pagpag
yep, it's comfy umaposting time

I give up just going to use my A medium Umers

>>535057478
With all that racing, how are do the stats shake out?

>>535057581
in all fairness to flips, you guys are on the lower spectrum of SEA retardation

>>535057630
*Unzips dick*

>>535055227
What's the joke with Falcon? Is she one of those hopeless "I have a crush on toreina but would rather wallow in self pity than express myself" types?

>>535025553
I assume the NN support card is for your second debuffer, which I don't even know who people are using for the second debuffer

>>535057237
How often are TP pots given out? I'm pot-entially going to run out soon.

Is this good enough for class 6? I wont know for a couple weeks

>>535055734
That one's updated, the anon in our onee-san thread who made it just doesn't have every Uma.
Or at least that's what someone here said once.

>>535057892
this fucking guy...

i watch the concert every time Meek makes the podium

What does retard pits taste like?

oh wow that's my first +100 stamina

>just lost a room match because my ace refused to overtake and just tailgated the guy in first the entire time
wtf

>>535057674
I usually aim for 600 STR/STA/POW/WIT to also get chance at sparks.
Unless you get REALLY unlucky with random events it's pretty easy to finish. My main goal is fan farming.

>bought acc with kitasan lmb and 1 creek
I think i just did the equivalent of having gold ship come to fuck my mare or buy horse semen

Umamusume is a exposed belly game

>>535057959
Same.

>>535057892
maybe. you're racing shitters rn so it's hard to say. creek banner is active so many people will be improving their teams

>>535057959
SHUT THE FUCK UP AOI
AND STOP FLIRTING WITH MY TRAINER

>Fan Farming
sounds like unemployed behavior, my cards are good enough i just do my usual spark runs and borrow runs and each of them have around 400-450k fans

>Fast-tracked my Goldship to 3 star before I even knew she'd be meta cause she's my vtuber oshi
feels good man

>>535057959
>>535058072
why'd they make such a great design locked to a non-playable uma...

>>535055227
ok but theoretically Air Shakur being very not for (you) would make it feel even more rewarding to get through her hard shell and make her your gf

>>535056118
I got you anon. 1 question: what’s your favorite Uma?

Nice wife

>>535052574
bwos...

>>535055734
what do the blue texts and yellow outlines mean

>>535057971
Bakushin has WIT scaling. You've been played.

>>535058301
blue text = very for (you)
gold border = well written

>>535055227
Why Falcon is so big

How much decreased failure % is Practice Perfect actually?

It feels like literally nothing

I GET IT ALREADY!

>>535055734
>death
what the fuck

>>535053850
>did not quit stemming from 2017 using the term seanig and reddit

>>535058252
Put Neicha and King on the Fucks Old Men tier

>>535058252
king halo is not pure she literally rapes her servants

>>535058427
2

>>535058210
That's what fan farming is bwo

>>535058427
2%... Only globalbabs think it's good

Finally start getting stats above 700.
Still 1* sparks.

>>535058427
It is. I stopped taking it from Kitasan, anything above 0% is 50%

>>535052401
idgi none of them are 1st place?

>>535055734
nani

Nice Nature having a bunch old fuddy Japanese folks walking around this elite acadamy is extremely funny to me

>>535057796
Umas who like ass scratches?

I'm ready for long CM bwos

>>535058258
King Halo

>>535058829
>no Long S

its joever

>>535056397
Anon, everyone deserves a chance, specially new friends, but do you even know how the game works yet? I see you applied recently but you’re like fresh off the boat and going for gold my friend

Is Biko Pegasus SSR support kinda ass? I feel like it took almost the entire career to max out the friendship.

>>535058639
each placing is what Stay Gold got in that race

Do debuffs from 2 Naties stack?

>>535058694
Sounds like it's very advanced gaslighting

>>535058252
There's no canon answer to any of these and yet this feels wildly inaccurate.

>>535058639
I assume those are races Stay Gold participated in and lost (with the place she got), and those are the winners

>>535056397
try the in game function

is the +5 stat worth it or 5 energy better

>>535058916
oh shit I'm retarded, I read that as like "2nd place winner:", "8th place winner:" etc

>>535053674
Every uma deserves love and headpats

>>535058898
at 0lb she is shit, at mlb she's 2nd best in the game right now
0 starting friendship is generally bad

>talk rightful shit against seatards
>get banned the pussy way
/vg/ has bigger pussy jannies than /v/, at least they ban you properly.
>>535058252
your gold, kind reddit-sir!

I don't regret using my SSR voucher for Silence Suzuka, but holy shit is Maruzensky awesome. Got Uma Musume on my phone and kept rerolling until I had acceptable (ie kinda shitty) cards and Smart Falcon, then used the voucher for Maru. I'll keep doing runs with those two and slowly get them into perfect umas. God I love this game

>535059089
uma musume?

>>535059198
>mobile slot machine is also a good game
sadly rare

I have Super Creek at LB2, do I keep rolling to get LB3? Or go back to saving?

>>535059015
I pick speed option when I need friendship with director, it also gives that.

>>535059321
Hmmm Villain Thighs

>>535059198
I regret falling for Ogurimeme

>>535059321
is that sweat?

rice pudding...

List of Reddit umas:
>Reddit Ship
>Reddit Urara
>Reddit Cap
>T.M Reddit O
>Reddit Shower
>Symboli Reddit
>Reddit Creek
>Reddit McQueen
>Agnes REDDITchyon

>>535059276
He's an immigrant from some other gacha general where all they do is scream at eachother like /pol/tards probably

Oguri Cute

>>535059328
LB0 and LB2 are practically the same. You have to get MLB

>voucher gets updated
Should i keep it until theres someone i want?

>>535051949
>I think

>>535059309
It's an uphill battle when 80% of the games rewards are gambling currency, therefore inconsistent.
You see it in a lot of "Degachafied" games like X Dive and private servers like Dragalia. If you lose the gacha part the game becomes a lot more hollow because it was designed to encourage rolling

Every uma has fat juicy butts canonically, even the lolis and flaties.

>fails a 6% for 90 speed
I hate this fat whore so much it's unreal

The wait for certain Uma's is gonna be brutal.
Bro's is the one I'm most looking forward to.

I will roll an SSR with my free ticket today
I will roll an SSR with my free ticket today
I will roll an SSR with my free ticket today

>>535058830
Excellent.

check your invites Mr. First Rate (and please don’t join if you’re on a slowing doing less arc rather than a doing more arc, specifically considering next month’s potential)

remember kids seatards are a protected class here

>>535059407
>Does a heil in her ult
>Still Reddit
Rudolfbros...

>>535059407
>el condor pasa is safe
as expected she’s too precious to reddit

>>535059486
Doesn't LB3 get starting friendship? Isn't that the most important part

>>535056569
sprinting like a nigger earlier consumes more stamina than doing the dickwaving competition that frontrunners engage in

What’s wrong with SEA posters?

>>535059407
>t.

>>535059632
rudolf is a communist? I LOVE RUDOLF NOW

>>535059407
No

>>535059407
>facebook cafe

>>535059276
meant for >>535059089

>>535059407
Nishishi

How the hell do I build wit if I don't use a wit support card?

I hope my club danchode doesn't find out i'm from sea

>>535059835
Summer

Where are we going?

>>535059835
click wit wen no double rainbow

>>535059603
Thanks, I'll join in about 2 hours!

>>535059835
lucky cluster during summer

>>535059407
Nah Creek isn't reddit
Replace her with King Halo or Teio

>>535059407
There's more Nice Nature threads on Reddit than half those Umas combined

>>535059407
>gaiatan

>>535055735
AlmondLove

>>535059918
lucky cluster? what?
>>535059882
Aren't I better off getting huge speed/stam gains during summer? It's not rare I get +50 on a stat there

>>535059835
Press wit when your friends are there in first year
Press wit when your energy is >50% but your friends are on the wrong training facilities, or when they completely skip training
Press wit once during summer to space out your trainings

Uma feet

>>535057630
spring in the uma musume world must be a complete chaos

>>535060008
And only that is enough to get 400-450 wit?

>>535060120
Uma feet in sweaty black stockings

>>535060139
yup

>>535060139
Yeah unless you're really unlucky

If wit is such a low priority when exactly would i be using FineMo or DaiSca or Marvelous
I often see the most competitive horses hovering at 425 wit or even 300-something
I dont feel comfortable below 500

>>535052082
My wife

Good morning faggots.
Have a picture of my wife.

>>535059321
>new thinking-man’s subtle lust provoking image just dropped

Very nice anon keep em coming.

When are we gonna get another selector? I don't like having to rely on rng spooks.

>>535060265
time for paizuri

>>535060240
use Fine Motion in every deck

>>535060265
Your wife is a slut that gave me head last night

>>535060138
Posting this is emotional terrorism
You should be on a watchlist

>>535060286
>Doesn't like rng
>Plays gacha

I wish horse girls were real

>>535060240
GUARANTEED Practice Perfect

>>535060286
1 hr

I wish girls were real

>>535060004
if theres cards on Wit on summer you can pick that over Single rainbows anywhere else. Even double rainbows can be skipped if the Wit training is good enough.
You only need to reach 300-400 Wit by the end of career for good skill activation rate. So you gotta do some math.

Summer is just the best Wit training days because its lvl 5 so you get a lot of Wit without Wit cards. And you get to keep your energy to highroll 3x Speed rainbow the next day.

>>535060327
I use a FineMo borrow for my milers and sprinters but i have to borrow Supaa Kuriiku for mediums and longs

>>535060286
3 star uma selector? Literally never ever lmao

>>535060218
>>535060208
Weird, I thought that was what I was doing but I typically get around 200-300 wit in those runs

>>535060401
They still won't love you, bro. If anything, it'll be worse since irl isn't as wholesome, and they'll be forced to breed with studs for eugenics.

>>535059951
Tl?

>>535060240
Wit cards generally replace speed cards, so if you feel like you can sacrifice a speed card and still hit your speed target, and are happy with your stamina/power gains then you can slot in wit

>>535060472
if you have a 0lb SC you could try FM for mediums too

>>535060542
Killing myself right in front of the altar right after she says this

fuck me I can see how people get tempted to whale
>have Suzuka, Mcqueen, Rice Shower, Teio
>want Spe, Oguri, Rudolf, Maruzensky
>also want better lb on cards
>dailies net you about 200 carats
>6k/month
>you need 30k to reach pity
>schedule is accelerated so there's much less time to save compared to nip release
I'm not bitching per se, but if I weren't a poorfag.....I'd probably spend enough money to reach pity for every trainee banner I was interested in

>>535060286
Random every event
Selector on anniversaries

>>535059198
I wish I had Maru so I can stop borrowing her for Suzuka desu

I don't get the complaints, for a F2P game it feels generous

1/2

>>535060561
>take fantasy
>turns it into NTR
american or SEA?

>>535060308
There's only one designated paizuri uma

>>535060561
no way bro I'd be a top trainer I did sports science in highschool

>>535060638
euro

there is only ai art...

>covered head to toe
>Not tits or ass
>Still absolute SEX
How does she do it?

>>535060686
american euro or SEA euro?

>>535060742
>reddit tachyon

>took Suzuka to the hot spring
>A rank
feels good bros

>>535060737
Teio...

>>535060637
Like these rates are pretty good. Obvious you won't MLB all support cards and get every Uma but it's not bad.

>>535060751
Her extreme flatness is part of the appeal

W-where's the gameplay?

https://youtu.be/cPNkeRtWicg?si=U2dKhANiEH4xfxSI
mambo

>>535060608
Dont fall for the whale bait.
You get enough free shit to get everything overtime. If you are going to spend money just get the Daily Carat pack and wait for the special Paid banners.

Everything in the store is whale priced. Its not worth it unless money is a non-issue for you

>>535060240
>>535060472
>FineMo
>DaiSca
>Supaa Kuriiku
Stop that. Stop that shit right now. You are not Japanese. You will never be Japanese. Stop abbreviating things like Japanese would. We shorten Fine Motion to FM and Daiwa Scarlet to Scarlet. I'm not even going to get started on that embarrassing shit you did with SC.

I miss her bros...

>>535060673
>create a princely uma
>loses all her princely aura with the super erotic paizuri hole
Why did they do that

>>535060608
>>schedule is accelerated so there's much less time to save compared to nip release
This is by far the scummiest part of it all, there's zero compensation for us losing months worth of daily, weekly and monthly carats

the sloptard is a [redacted], right?

>>535060638
Early night in Delhi and Jakarta
Late morning and before noon in NA
Late afternoon in Europe

Pick your boogeyman!

>>535060868
it's a strategy game

>>535060948
UMMMMM YOU SHOULDN'T SAY THAT HERE BRO

>>535060943
sexy prince

>>535061015
?

>>535060561
And you know they'd all be blacked too since black people have the best racing genetics of humans. White boys don't stand a chance.

>>535060751
I don't need to rationalize my attraction.

>>535060673
all the small stacked umas are also made for that job

>>535060630
she is pure sex holy shit. The game doesn't really front-load lewds, even my little sister (who loathes ecchi shit) adores it, her favorites are Teio and Special Needs, but gyat damn Maruzensky's design should be a war crime.

>>535061098
Naw. They still have to be idols too, so they have to be at least attractive.

>>535060921
Sumanai demo dekimasen desu

>>535061228
>Mejiro Ryan

>>535056397
Pirates will literally take anyone.

>>535060138
Wife Ticket...

no horny

Mambo

>>535060374
>>535060308
Please do not spread lies about my wife.

>>535061297
Teio wouldn't say this

>>535061098
There's no niggers in the umaverse

>>535061307
Why is nice natie so lewd?

>you can't have a gf if you have a trainee
>you can't fap if you have a trainee
this is worst than getting married

>>535061297
without Teio

deio sdep da :DDDD

>>535060836
>>535060637
>trainee list only has 6 umas
......press [x] to doubt.....

>>535061372
>tell Daiwa she gives the SECOND best handjobs
see what happens and thank me later

Spe wife…

>>535061403
>>trainee list only has 6 umas
>......press [x] to doubt.....
His list is scrolled all the way to the bottom, you idiot

>>535061297
Sex

>>535061297
Teio would say this

>>535061297
shut up and get mindbroken

>>535061393
bresidend blease sing karaoge with me :DDDDD

Is there an eng patch that uses the official translation?

>>535060751
remember /umadacchi/, if your umas has her ears uncovered she is a SLUT

Realizing that a run is basically bricked if you don't get the right distance S has somehow made the game a lot less fun.
Especially senior years past April all feel so pointless

>>535061297
Teio's already stripping off for the onsen

KIMI NO AIBA GA

>Jannies keep deleting uma threads on /v/
WTF

>>535061474
Best wife

When do we start getting the slutty umas?

>>535061684
DALLE-3 bros we got too cocky...

>>535061039
cysimps don't like it when you criticize their games...

>>535061297
You brought this upon yourself, Teio!

>>535061326
Omatsuri

>>535061663
I'm gonna need sauce, Redfield

>>535054426
>The absolute giant that is Hishi Akebono
haha imagine if this nearly 6 foot tall uma was nearly 200 kg and still consistently won wouldn’t that be funny haha

>>535061708
Year 1 has the best fanservice though

>>535061572
Teio doesn't speak english

>>535061376
>>535061469
>>535061561
Teio does things to me

>>535061727
Hide it in an NTR game thread next!

what the fug tagyon :DDDDD

>>535060638
>rape spam
>sloppa
Good evening Saars

>>535051398
Good morning.

>>535061641
I wish there was a final, minor inspiration event after the Ura, you don't get stats but you can get skill unlocks or rank ups for your attributes so when you get those +5 stats with your Uma post career you can also get an S medium

What's with satono diamond being a sex fiend?

>>535061942
gutsy run

I forgot, who are Teio and Mcqueen's roommates in the anime? I vaguely remember Mayano Top Cun being one of them

I thought daiwa was a front runner all this time wtf but shes pace

>>535061475
......that was embarrassing. whoops.

>>535061942
I want to get her signature race wear so bad already...

>>535061829
she also does things to me when she lose the races

>>535061968
She's easy to control though

Having sex with Ruby while Helios watches

Teio doesn't know sex

>>535062006
Teio and Mayano
Mcqueen and Dictus

what's with this general's obession with Teio. Is it the anime? I've only watched season 1

>>535061968
Kita was more popular when they got revealed, but a few months in artists memed Dia into being a succubus in disguise, that's been how people see her ever since

>>535061367
hags went to be bred

>>535062194
Funny, considering McQueen bred Dictus IRL.

>want to burn my gems on card banner
>not enough for a spark
>if I do that I will never have enough to guarantee a girl
this early game is hell!

>trying to get dirt affinity for Condor Pasa
>only dirt uma I have is Haru
>she refuses to shit out the dirt spark
GODDAMNIT YOU LITTLE PINK SHIT DROP THE DIRT SPARK

>>535062221
We like cute boys (female) here

I keep getting uma ma ma ma clips on my feed

THINK OF WHAT COULD HAVE BEEN

>>535062221
Sex

>>535062304
you can suicide run the pink spark

>>535062264
I wanna Dictus Teio

>>535062057
>doesn't take no for an answer

>>535051398
And good morning to him too

>>535062221
https://youtu.be/y9NhjogxNHo?si=cThEZQ8if4euO9HW

>>535062057
Dia...

anyone has that pic of El Condor Pasa winning the US elections?

>>535062221
First it was bullying Teio before it evolved into bullying Teio (sexual)

>>535062221
/uma/(formerly gaybfg) loves shotas

>>535062248
Nice Nature reminds me of the Hibike Euphonium anime. Nice.

Teio it's going all the way in

don't stop don't stop till penis wow wow wow wow wooww

>>535062348
Peak song but more importantly Summer Special Week looks very sexo while performing it
>>535062358
Still canon by the way