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>>532576396>Game news (EN)Current Rate Up: Tokai Teio (3* Alt), Mejiro McQueen (3* Alt), Kitasan Black (SSR), Satono Diamond (SSR)
7/16 - 8/1: Story event
7/27 - 8/8: Legend Race
>Game News (JP)Current Rate Up: Fusaichi Pandora (3*)
Scenario Release Campaign:
>Doubled Bonuses>Extra Rentals & Cost Discount>TP Usage Halved>Daily Free Factor Reroll>Onsen Rate UpCM Classic will be held on 7/25, Hanshin, 2200m, right, summer, cloudy, special rule: No debuff skills.
LoH Long will be held in August, Sapporo, 2600m, right, summer, sunny.
2nd Main Story, Team Ascella - Final Chapter Now Available
>IP NewsUmamusume 6th Live Event Autumn Leg will be held on 10/18-19
https://umamusume.jp/contents/event/tnf6th-autumn/
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>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26 (Now includes Tanukis)
Game database
https://gametora.com/umamusume (click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)
A basic guide for newfags
https://rentry.org/umaglobal
Find networks if your region is blocked from the game or client
https://www.umavpn.top/
Seiyuu & Concerts
https://rentry.org/umst
/uma/ POG (Paper Owners Game)
https://rentry.org/umapog
Umamusume Global Reference Document
https://docs.google.com/document/d/11X2P7pLuh-k9E7PhRiD20nDX22rNWtCpC1S4IMx_8pQ/preview?tab=t.0
>Cygames WebStore allows you to buy jims on any devicehttps://webstore.cygames.com/umamusume/
>How to link your Cygames IDhttps://support.cygames.com/faq/applink_umamusume
Horses are for horses.
Humans are for humans.
Does anybody else make reroll accounts just to gamble? It's the best way to get rid of the gambling itch when I don't have carats on my main
yuri is cool sometimes wish there wasn't a dedicated schizo constantly trying to stir shit over it
Happy Meek, I'm so sorry...
>>532589981You might as well change the board to literally anything, everything bad always comes from them, the sme goes for any of the huge (/v/a/) or medium (/g/) boards.
>>532590158Cute dork!
>>532589981what do the runes say?
Are velocity/acceleration skills that trigger before the last spurt worthless on late surgers and end closers?
>>532590217You should become a nazi over this
>>532590220Please let me save her, Cygames
>>532590217You may have noticed that thereโs a decent amount of it posted in these threads and when that doesnโt come attached with bait or shitposting then no one has a shitfit over it
I need FAT BROWN UMA KNOCKERS
>"NANI KORE!? THE GAIJIN IS POSTING YURI PROPAGANDA AGAIN??"
"WHAT? AND NOW HE IS BESMUDGING THE HOLY CONNECTION OF A HETEROSEXUAL MALE AND A WOMAN, WHO ARE TRYING TO MAKE A BABY WHILE BEING MARRIED!?"
SUPER CREEK IS SUPER SHIT
>>532590407all yuri pics are bait posts though
i could beat teio in a fight
>>532590407I don't know, half the time I post it with no comment or with some dumb comment related to it, I get one dude saying 'KYS yurinigger'.
I assume it's one dude.
>>532590346Some shit about wheres my food
>>532590169Aren't all the girls the same age, though? There are no lolis here
>>532590407not only that but it's extremely obvious every time it's the shitter falseflagging with super inflammatory captions, I don't get why he does it all the time when no one cares when he isn't being retarded anyways
>>532590346she ate all the cake teio bought
Oguri is so cool that it's cringe
When is half anni with our accelerated schedule? This lb1 kita + no creek ain't cutting it.
>>532590587And thats based again!
>>532590573Really? cuz it looks like Goldship has some too and left McQueen to get all the blame..
poor McQueen...
>schizo started with pro yuri, anti hetfag garbage
>now he switched sides to make people fight each other even harder by playing the "yuri is actually cringe" card with a bit of "im the victim" card mixed in
you people dont learn
>>532590535that's just SEA behavior, you're better off just tuning it out; it's usually matched by an equal amount of people who like it or post digitan reaction images or something at least from what I've seen
>>532590271Realistically, being a third wheel wouldn't be that novel to her, since she's used to being third already
>>532590546Theyre not, Super Creek is 20 and Ninisho Flower is 10
Its a very stupid school run by a 12 year old that cannot possibly fathom how much sexual abuse happens in her building
Director will really go "but theyre both girls??? How did that happen"
Free will is overrated when you have a wife as perfect as Dia
>>532590689he does it literally every time, posts yuri image with a super inflammatory caption, samefags replies with equally inflammatory anti-yuri posting; it's so obvious I don't know how people haven't learned to ignore it yet
>>532590673She owes me a sloppy blowjob until my legs lose their strength
>>532590673>BelNO, except with hug tits and pretending to be a delinquent gyaru>>532590716Cute hag
>>532590813Cute dork
>>532590169>>532590546>>532590762So wait... does this mean boomerzensky is really just an older woman prowling around a school of younger girls and dunking on them in races?
based
>>532590535Yeah itโs timezone dependent, usually people donโt reply in order to avoid attracting shitposting too
>>532590482This but like unironically though
>>532590685matikanefukukitaru...
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What's the parameters here? I thought it was just high number = good but what is it checking to make my team worse both score wise and winrate wise.
>>532590893Maruzensky is old enough to drive and constantly references boomer music
Shes old as shit
They banned R34 in the UK too now, lol.
>>532590838>it's so obvious>thread melts down because of it anywaysClassic /vg/ and /a/ nowadays
>>532590689>>532590560Is this surprising coming from the schizo that pretends to be a dozen different people in his thread splitting crusade?
Everyone knows itโs only him that cares
Anyway I want to rearrange seiunโs internal organs with my cock
>>532590762It's a gigantic scandal waiting to get blown wide open if that bum Etsuko actually did her fucking job
>>532590762creek is the same age as oguri
>b-but how does she look so oldYou don't remember high school at all
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Loop bros what loops are ya running?
>Biwa Hayahide
>TM Opera O
>Mejiro McQueen
>Super Creek
umas and their trainers should not be in relationships. it's improper
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thread moves fast enough that you can get hung up on some other post instead of engaging with the bait
>>532590482>>532590920Here is a NUCLEAR hot take!
(re)Post more panels from that 3 volume long doujin all about uma and their happy marriages with their torena's and happy kids
sexo with belno and oguri at the same time
>>532591117I remember middle school and high school
Both of them had a girl dating a 25 year old man
And stupid me just assumed it was her brother or something and she was lying to look cool
>>532591079Etsuko is in on it.
>>532591017Cute when she doesn't sexually assault you
>>532591046I thought... i thought that 'notice' i saw on /v/ was just someone taking a piss out of those guys
Easiest character fot 600/600/600 spark farming?
>>532591254it's a riff but it's based on a real thing happening there
Who's the mesugaki of the game?
easiet way to get the 'train with 5 support cards' mission done?
just stack all of one type of card?
>>532591192Wouldโve been cooler if it WAS her brother and they were still dating.
>>532591268The wife you like the most
>>532590720Teio wife!
Happy life!
>>532591018>very rudeCygames made her THIRD on the event story race/concert. Even they are making fun of her
>>532591254Nah, it's real, it got passed a while back but the deadline to comply was literally today.
https://www.gov.uk/government/publications/online-safety-act-explainer/online-safety-act-explainer
>>532591157I have no choice
Rerollers and F2Poors once again i bring you either hope, or despair.
Remember, dont pay DOLLARS to the bugmen
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How Long Does It Take to Reroll for MLB (3LB/4 Copies) Kitasan Black?
The Math:
Each reroll: 13,500 carats = 90 pulls
Kitasan Black rate: 0.5% per pull
You need 4 copies (MLB/3LB) in one reroll
Probability per reroll: ~0.4% (1 in 250)
(Chance to get 4+ copies in 90 pulls)
Expected Number of Rerolls:
On average: ~250 rerolls needed for a 50/50 shot at MLB
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Time Estimate Based on Reroll Speed
Minutes per reroll Hours for 250 rerolls
3 min ~12.5 hours
4 min ~16.7 hours
5 min ~20.8 hours
So, if you reroll fast (3โ5 minutes per run), expect about 13โ21 hours of grinding on average to see one MLB Kitasan Black account.
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Important Points
This is average math! You might get lucky much earlier, or take longerโRNG is always a factor.
Most players never get MLB Kitasan in a single reroll session
The odds for 3 copies (2LB, spark later for MLB) are much betterโabout 1 in 38 rerolls.
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Summary Table
Goal Average Rerolls Time (3โ5 min each)
4 copies (MLB/3LB) 250 13โ21 hours
3 copies (2LB) 38 2โ3 hours
2 copies (1LB) 10 0.5โ1 hour
>>532591345Yeah common strat is just do bakushin runs with all speed cards until you get it
For some reason I'm having a harder time with upgraded gold ship than regular gold ship. Am I just getting unlucky?
>>532591353Something about that breaks down a bit when you can see the guy pick her up from school and all the staff go "well, the parents know him"
What do? Running her as Pace on Medium/Long.
>>532591254they're trying to fuck the whole internet into tracking your ID, thankfully everywhere is just denying service to brits rather than complying with the horseshit
Hello, have you guys pulled for Blaze yet?
>>532591492hehe he said horseshit
>>532590673i love big tiddy belno
>>532591467You say breaks down, I say makes it better.
>>532591254>taking a pissIts over britbong
>>532591268Any uma with +20% power growth.
>>532591428but what if im too attached to my account to reroll
>>532591492Well not true
Most of my favorite games got taken off of Itch.io today, globally, because of retarded payment processor bullshit
>>532591416Literally killing the run AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>532589925 (OP)Is vodka actually hard to play or does she hate me
Because I really want to send her to the fucking glue factory not even Rice Shower was as bad as her holy shit
>>532591416>luna when you deny her a hug or 5 ATOSECONDS of your time
>club started out as friendly "anything goes"
>Danchode starts culling low performers and people who miss a day or two of logins even after the half month point
>Imposing quotas next month
Its not about the quota, I can make it fine. I simply do not want my funny horse game to come with obligations for 300 more carats. Funny how so many clubs are showing their colors as sweatshit now for some reason. When are we getting a chill /uma/ club?
>>532591295When is Kris S coming out in global, bwos? And don't say it's gonna be years...
Not dating your trainee is immoral and hurtful to them. It makes them feel like less of an uma compared to their contemporaries.
>>532591521hehe
>>532591610that's actually something else entirely, some aussie activist group giving a massive push for payment processors to blacklist porn
>>532591650Why do people call her luna?
>4 silvers in a row
I'm beginning to believe in that guts is the tiebreaker stat
>>532591391How ticklish is Teio tummy
>>532591620Vodka was my third career win and either it was because shit started to click for me or because I got really lucky but she made it super easy
>>532591620If youre having trouble with a horse, remember the golden rule
The Stamina threshold is first priority, and speed a close second.
If you lost its most likely, in 90% of cases, you didnt have enough stamina
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is /uma/ dead
>>532591268The whole 600/600/600 thing seems like a myth. I have so many mediocre veterans in my lineup with no sparks to show for it
What's the average wit I should be getting in pvp?
>>532591654when (You) make one and don't corrupt yourself sooner or later like they did
>>532591783>uma leader only has 16mil>LESS THAN FUCKING MEjesus christ
>>532591584>once again i bring you either hope, or despair.
>>532591709>blacklist pornIronic considering this same activist group considers, publicly by the way, that cuties is a great and enlightening film that everyone should watch and support.
does goldship run a long ura if i run more long races than mediums?
>>532591654I'll make a lazybros club next month once I get my current club rewards for people who want to put in barely any effort like me
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wish me luck bros, im running a shit deck so i could get as much debuffs as possible
>ran out of borrows
>no TP
fuck bros i want to use a potion so bad but i know more than this is going to be unproductive for my account
>>532591864That same group also happens to be the biggest organization of Terfs in Australia
Do with that info what you will
Umas who would force you to breed with them once their career is done?
What were the uma musume doing between 1939 and 1945?
>>532591926Iโll go with her if youโre unable
I remember someone saying one of the tactic positions is considered worse since it spends more stamina compared to the other 3 but I can't remember if it was Pace or Late one
>>532591926best of luck and remember, never give up!
>>532591969NOT burning books, I can tell you that much! UMA were the GOOD GUYS!
>>532591932We all have our struggles bro..
>>53259196896% success rate
>>532591932it's not gonna be unproductive. You can still luck into a 3* spark.
>>532591968All of them. Itโs their instinct. Itโs in their nature. Their number one desire in life is to run and produce great new umamusume and they need trainer seed to make that happen
>>532591932if you want to play the game then use a potion bwo
you don't need to be productive all the time, just enjoy a run and maybe luck into a good spark
>>532591758Idk but Teio feet is quite ticklish
>>532591993Pace uses the most stamina, but races dont change stamina requirement based on style. You either have it or you dont, pace chasers just often have more stamina skills available to them
Good thing there are no sluts in this game. I hate sluts
Just noticed U=ma2 just lost rank 1 spot and there's a 100m gap between them and the new 1st place? They imploding or what?
I'm such a bitch I've already cried 3 times in the first 2 episodes of season 2
Umas always end up with their male trainers or male childhood friend.
>>532592046I had a golshi run today where she did this and forced me to train wits at max energy
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>>532591969This reminds me of how Nearco, the forefather of the modern thoroughbred, was sold to the English back during WW2 because of the political turmoil in Italy, so they ended up sending him to Britain and hid him in a bunker to protect him in case of Nazi airstrikes.
>>532591924>4-5 days login grace>don't kick after the 16th until month ends>request shoes and post ohaiyosIt's all I ever wanted
>>532592153wtf u=ma2 just got summer of 92ed?
>>532592151Bro Daiwa Scarlet is right there
>>532591680the winner of the next Race
>>532591932>bros I wanna continue playing the game but WAH WAH WWAHtake the potion you huge dummy and play the damn game
>>532592187>or male cfcf ALWAYS lose, esp when its girls
>>532592182pls stream your reaction to the rest of the episodes
ty
>tried to get 1100/600/600 for legacy farming
>fuck up my training
>need to pass this final speed training to make it
>26% failure rate
>fail it
>go from Great to Bad mood
>fail the URA finals
>donโt bother wasting clocks
>finish the run and get my 3 stars in speed anyways
What a thrill
>>532591969Horses were still used by (most) of the major powers for logistics work even in WWII
So a bunch of lugging around of ammunition and cannons n shit
How good are Teio hugs? 1-10
anons are erping in the last thread...
>>532591771She jobbed in every race she was favourite, she even failed the debut by getting 9th place though she had over 200 in speed and stamina and close to 200 in power. she kept in that streak of getting 1st few times and absolutely jobbing at getting 12-16
I noticed at the end her stamina was low compared to her power or speed, tried to compensate with both gourmand and swinging maestro but man getting 16? She was not even trying
Next time Iโll get more stamina but I need to cool down myself raping one of my umas trainees so not today
>>532592182nothing wrong with feeling bad for teio anon
more sufferingkino and hopekino will come
>>532592254If you played tag as a boy with your childhood uma you are as good as hitched with her. She'll remember running around with you as a little uma.
>>532592329are you going to join them or just sit there and watch
>>532589925 (OP)If my trainee fucks her debut, it's to the glue factory
>>532592248>>532592254stappen brained
>>532592202>grandfather used to deal with the army horses during ww2>mfw he died before I was born, or when I was super youngwould've talked his ear off about war stories and general shit, and now days about random horse shit, probably would've visited some horse places at some point.
>>532592389while true and based, we still know the fate of most CFs in anime/manga...
>>532592307This is partly true. They were really used during WWI because the mass production of artillery wasn't still a fully developed industry by then, so horses ended up taking a huge role during that era in the early 1900s, but by the time of WWII, a lot of the stables and farms in Eastern Europe got obliterated and sacked off their horses, or were just straight up killing them, it wasn't until after WWII that Europe saw a resurgence in horses again.
>>532592329Great now i need to go jerk off..
I don't get it what does U.R.A stand for, do they ever explain?
>>532592478would this game have still succeeded if they went full centaur?
>>532592460In that case the CF has to become the trainer.
>>532592349A front runner getting 16th shit the bed and got mobbed at the start of the race and fell behind and could not compensate in a way to fight for the front as the race progresses, its gg at the starting gate
An end or late surger getting 16th shit the bed with positioning and got boxed in behind NPC horses running slow because they are out of stamina
dunno about pace they should be getting boxed in at 8th or so
>>532592428He's a cuck. He'll watch.
>>532592563Umamusume Racing Association
>>532592331Based, Teio chan my wife
>>532592327Comfy/10
So what do gold and white stars mean?
>>532592664boobs too big eww
>>532590271Cute girl
Her VA salute to Sieg Zeon, so extra cute
>>532592564hahahahah FUCK NO lmao
>>532592565that's cheating and you know it
>532592695post your funny gore abuse shit and go away
>decide to knock off some good ends I haven't gotten yet
>Vodka
>get a really bad start
>lose a bunch of races
>too little wit in deck to avoid traffic
>not getting good skill hints
>this drops
Time to lock in
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I should be ok for the next event, right? I need to train a Bakushin too.
>>532592228How can Daiwa Scarlet be a slut if I only have sex with her boobs? Think.
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WEYYYYYYYYYYY
>>532592563Play on JRA (Japan Racing Association), URA is Umamusume Racing Association.
>>532593031I always found it funny how Natie is acting weirded out here when she's a fucking zoomer too.
Bulgarian/Japanese princess when??
Why is haru urara so moody for someone who's supposed to be happy and positive all the time
fucking had to press recreation atleast 5 times in her run
In my defense:
>>532580130Thats because I am was the Haru Urara Spammer and instead of spamming it today I was doing other stuff.
Anyways, I was shitposting, ragebaiting and (YOU) farming earlier cause there was no content hehe, I still am to some degree. I can't believe someone was up and arms enough about it to wanted to remove it from the club Rentry because I brought in 6 people from Discord in place of people who literally do not do any runs a day. I guess it is deserved. But where else am I supposed to find active players here? I already made a bunch of posts for the club and almost no one applies to it so I thought we were saturated.
One more thing regarding the "DAICHOD KICK ME FROM CUMAA!" I don't understand how so many of you guys are posting that today when I only removed 1 person today so far. And if you were removed yesterday then you are someone who literally do not play the game, as in inactive, as in there is almost no change from when you joined the club vs the day I was making records.
I remember reading a post about feeling bad for looking at my chart because it dehumanized clubies. NGL that's a very valid concern, but yeah it definitely did at the time because I was just putting whatever information that I found amusing in there. Im a data fag and this sort of stuff is fun to me but I have since make it a lot more I guess friendly.
>>532593031Nice Nature more like Shit Nature
>>532593079>fellow zoomer should enjoy brainrotYounger brother of a friend is a zoomer, but talks perfectly normal, not a single bit of zoomer speak, and we're thankful for that.
>>532593039Most beautiful Mejiro
>>532590497Herc! I haven't seen you since the days of /gfg/ how have you been buddy?
>>532592678>sperm and egg
Kinda shit when you're doing a run and none of the golden skills you want pop up
No maestro, no professor, no gale, no gourmand, no beeline
Just what tachy knows and what the story gives
Stupid iron will
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>>532590497Sounds like a (you) problem
>>532593196What do you think you were to your parents?
>>532591268Medium late surgers with bonus power growth. Kitasan Black for speed and Stamina from cards.
>>532593130>I can't believe someone was up and arms enough about it to wanted to remove it from the club Rentry because I brought in 6 people from Discord in place of people who literally do not do any runs a day.You're retarded and don't understand the basic unwritten agreement that if you're pulling players from an imageboard then you shouldn't pull random players from a discord server all in a quest to get another 20c worth of monthly currency SPECIALLY when the guys you kicked are getting cucked
>"I was shitposting a lil bit and it was a prank bro"grow up
for team races, should each member have a different strategy?
>>532593204Omatsuri Mambo
>>532593273>make an innocent comment>instantly gets cuntyhit a bone, ay? grrrr! *smooch*
>People getting MLB kita with their 200 roll exchange
>be me, still missing a kita after 450 rolls (not free) (including x2 exchanges)
hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>532592564they should have, but no
also like it or not the idol part is integral of the universe success, but it would be imposible with horse lower bodies
>>532593130All kicked players are always welcome in ALMOND LOVE
Please don't fuck me Curren
Please don't fuck me Curren
Please don't fuck me Curren
>>532593031I want both of them to scream brainrot directly into my ears while I fail to get sparks
>>532579653>>532593130>all this text>because of a fucking sticker>that excel
>>532593130>"I was just shitposting bwo">Doesn't recognize the "DAICHOD KICK ME FROM CUMAA!" posts are other people taking the piss on the situation
Is rolling of super creek banner even worth if if we can't gather enough pulls to spark?
Finally getting somewhere. White sparks galore too
>>532593432Send me an invite 139896062692
>>532593540Why? are you an homosexual?
>>532593621I mean, if you don't have anything you wanna roll for in the near future, might as well, no?
>>532593542Holy shit, is Tupac
>>532591926i couldnt do it bros
AHEM
will Fuji ever pay for her crimes?
It seems to me that she is a very obvious predator to the girls in her dorm.
>>532593390More than 400?
I thought wit affected skill activation, not skill discovery
And oh yeah, she got fast learner right at the start, but that didn't help at all
I think only fucking homestretch haste hit max hunt level
>>532593542aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa boyfag love!
>>532593725She's gonna get away with it and you will like it.
Why is dober afraid of men?
>>532593130if you value a few carats more than having fellow imageboard friends then you deserve neither. It's the later half of the month so no one is gonna leave their own clubs to join yours and the only available people are gonna be shitters who may or may not drop the game
>>532593624your URA finale?
bricked
i like when teio says boku
>>532593804Irl Spe raped her
>>532593130Instead of making spreadsheets, have you considered doing literally anything better with your time?
>>532593810>friendslmao you people are such fags, worse than women
>>532593796Damn... lucky Fuji, gets to call all those other girls 'naughty pony-chan' if she catches them breaking a rule...
>>532593624>no URA finaleinto the glue factory it goes
i WILL roll for this horse
i WILL love and train her well
i WILL make her marry me
i WILL take care of all our children
i WILL create a legacy of boyfag umas!
>>532593725not just the girls, but the boys and other trainers too
>>532593130>b-bros I only posted an ad on discord to TROLL and RAGEBAIT what do you mean I'm a retard for changing up my club goals out of nowhere and kicking people from /uma/ in pursuit of 300 more jims a week
I like when Teio does that thing with her hips while sheโs riding my dick
>>532593403At least 3* is good enough, but when spending, you should always consider the worst case scenario
>>532593542>>532593668saw her first in a support card event
pure sexo, love her attitude
>>532593757they are NOT boyfags, they are just cute girls with less feminine styles, please be nice
>>532593732>not skill discoveryoh i miss read it as none of the skills went off. yeah nah that shit is just chance based, my bad
>>532593130you did get removed from the rentry btw not a /here/ club if you have random fuckers from discord in it
>getting constant disconnects for like 2 days now
WHERE ARE MY APOLOGEMS CYJEW
>>532593959>>532594068anyon, don't you know how boyfag is being used in here? nyooo bwoo....
>>532593817>>532593916don't pay attention to them ain't no way you will trash that
>>532593993Stop being a whiny bitch. What did you expect from new clubs that are still figuring out what they want to do? Should've made your own if you're so ass-blasted about it
newfag metafag umafag here, who should i spend my free ssr ticket on if i want to be ahead of the game?
>>532593130No one's leaving to join your club because we're all waiting for club rewards next week
I was interested, but you went from fun schizo to a fucking discorder
Oguri Cap is so fucking boring, does anyone actually like this bitch? She's not even vanilla, she's milk flavored ice cream.
>>532593959Shill me her personality, she looks like an edgelord in Rudolf's story
>>532594124homoshitters ruining girl love
>>532591969https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/St_Lite
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kurifuji
>>532594135I'm in an actual pleasant club, just think he's a retard
I like it better when all of the horses have giant fat horse dicks (proportional to their size) (Balls, no vagina) and my trainer is a virgin lady
>>532593959when does she come?
>>532593130>he's still going>it went from a weekly check to a daily check
>>532594140Do your quests for the random tickets then use the hand-pick on the woman you like the most and haven't gotten yet.
Metafags will tell you to pick Oguri Cap but I did that and running her gets grating with all the stomach rumbling noises after winning a race.
Would have rather picked Rudolf
>>532594124I know how itโs used man Iโm just setting you up to boyfag post moreโฆ
>>532592564monstergirls are beyond passe
>tfw keep a spreadsheet but never share it
Why can't others just seem to do the same
>>532594219Have you ever had sweet cream ice cream
Its basically the milk flavor you described, only the cream with no flavorings, not even vanilla
Its actually really good
>>532594098I was hoping the pic showing a thousand skill points in the bank would ward off that sort of confusion, but I get it
Back to the old grind.
How long more until we move to U.M.A New World?
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>>532594184I love that nature is always surrounded by the most annoying umas
>>532594345Thats only because she's got an appetite for WINNING
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>>532594219She is our Shounenkino Hero
>start checking decks of people im fighting against in team trials
heck
>>532594428donโt ever insult my paizuri daughter again
>>532594428please dont call my wife Palmer annoying
>>532594358>tfw keep a spreadsheeti don't believe you
post it
>>532593130>not UMA but AK12 VIDYA BUTTS
>>532594428she's the most normal of the bunch so pairing her with the biggest freaks adds to her desirability
>>532594317She looks 10000% better without those ugly ass puffy twintails
>>532594227>zWCEjkCGI4_1941437291894812672soundfiles.catbox.moe2F1j7rnt.ogg.webmThat's a new low point, holy fucking shit what is that filename?? Couldn't have ruined it harder if you tried.
>>532594350Oh... welp.
>>532594305August, if I remember right.
>>532594358If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?
is there any career mode in the jap version that doesnt' have scheduled goals? i get that they're based on the horses' career but i'm not interested in winning any g3s full stop
>>532594130URA finale is worth more than all those G1s combined, its a brick.
>>532594184the VN segments are so animated it's really fun
what is this goofy ass bakushin song, she sounds like a chicken
>>532594219This but Mayano Top Gun. Bitch is such generic slop of a character she makes me want to puke
>>532594496This isnโt that impressive.
>>532594551SHUT THE FUCK UP
>>532593804irl she could never win coed races, only mares-only ones
>>532594281hmmm... I think this is good too.
imagine poor trainer-chan being stuck alone in a room with a horny trainee
>>532594281I like it when its not proportional, I want them to be at least 30% dick
>>532594219I love my country bumpkin wife so much
>>532594551>that GODLY sweater>granny glasses>disgustingly cute hairNOOOOOOO DONT MAKE ME LIKE NATURE NOOOOOOOOOO
tfw my uma leaves me after 3 years
>>532594496do people not know what to do when they mlb kitasan? lmfao. enjoy your free wins anon.
>>532594625she is pure sexo though
her and super creek are outwardly flirty and affectionate, which is a nice change of pace to most of the umas being autismo jones
>>532594460Kitahara Jones won...
>>532594496mile front/pace runner?
Marvelous and Helios are so fucking far away on the release timeline...
I guess it gives me time to save up carats...
>Nearly 250 careers with no 3* blue spark
I think I might hate this game
>>532594625You sound like a histrionic woman.
>>532594219only metafags care about her
>>532594542Shhh don't let my members see this
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>Shortening TM Opera O's scenario events makes her narrate her own summary
Holy kino
>>532594690When are you gonna prune the shitters, danchode?
>>532593130>>532594543wait is Selil literally vidyabutts
>>532594720what are you supposed to do?
>>532594625>this extremely well liked character is such a generic slop bitch I HATE HER AND WANNA PUKE>being a contrarian this fucking hard for (You)Tranny moment.
>>532594219someone hasn't seen special week
is a 3 star wit spark worth anything at all
Why did that have to happen to my wife in the final episode, I wanted her to win. She deserved to win
>>532594709just let the debuffs flow straigh into your balls bwo, its too late to escape now
>>532594714Every uma has its own trainer in their multiverse (You). It's up to you whether you're living happily ever after with them or stuck in an endless what-if loops where you train various different umas forever and ever...
when does duramente come out
>>532594835TM Opera O is based
>>532594736I like Creek. She has a nice subtle twist
>>532594962>owed sex by a tranny
You now remember the fact that Grass Wonder has a MASSIVE ass
>>532594720>do people not know what to do when they mlb kitasan?no, i dont
>>532594887for debuffers in races where they can't just spam wit training the whole time (if you want to make goldship a debuffer, for example)
can you get an invite to a club while you're waiting for approval for another one? i've been waiting hours now....
>goldshit jobs the ura finale, even after using 3 clocks, because I have a 600/1100/400 stat spread
>get 3* stamina spark
not sure if i should be happy or sad, missing out on the ura spark sucks
>>532594835I can't wait for her to finally come home so I can enjoy her story
https://youtu.be/zPRmnhz8N9I
The shit I hate the most are those random cards where the first event is reducing your energy
FUCK YOU PALMER
>>532595009I prefer the picture of Dia doing this
>>532591967First "Bakushin King" I've got.
How many total fans do you guys currently have?
>>532594281This but I need to have the full package
>>532595034you only need to run 3 speed cards to max speed every game regardless of strategy with MLB kitasan. dudes be running 4 speed cards for no reason.
>>532595009Career ending pregnancy making T.M. Opera O into a girl
>>532595084Is Meek the only canonically pure (virgin) horse in the game?
>>532595084>rest>energy is just below cap>random event gives evergy>overfill >another event gives more energy>all wastedI hate this so much more
Uma April Fool's event. All the girl's models are replaced with centaurs.
>>532595009Uhhh this is a slanderous picture.
My Overlord would NEVER do this.
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How can the Trainer afford Oguri's food bills?
>>532595185only true if you have 20% speed attribute
>>532595009she is a woman, stop hating them
>>532594625I don't like how absolutely fucking thirsty she is for (you) right off the bat immediately, extremely offputting
Doesn't help she seems to get a lot of mood down events.
>>532595125Based.
>>532595261That's the type of shit Gaijin Entertainment would unironically pull, wouldn't be the first horse related joke either.
>>532595084I must remind myself every run to NOT TAP TOP on THAT Satono Diamond event.
>>532595329it's all billed to Tracen
>>532594796>realising you wonโt be able to type bereshit in game without the filter getting you
>>532594887Rarely. 9* stamina / 9* wit is a useful setup for training sprinters if you don't have enough wit cards or str parents.
>>53259518220m, started a week late.
>>532595376I mean, it would be easy to justify it. Have it be the dream of one of the girls. But making all new models for all of them would be a huge time sink...
all this spreadsheet faggotry has motivated to start my own
>>532595329Anon? Your anime based lore knowledge? The school is literally paying for it, always has been.
>>53259538330 stamina for 20 energy doesn't sound too bad...
>uma.pure is now showing me traits in japanese instead of in English like it did yesterday (the site itself is set to English)
>only giving me unusable JP IDs
Ehhh...? Umm, brosephines...?
>>532595383>event triggers when you have no energy>free 30 Stamina
Event status? Have you gotten all your cards?
look at these bozos crying over some G3 race lmao
>>532595383I actually take this one sometimes, especially when I'm strapped for stamina at the time.
>>5325951822M, I started almost two weeks ago and am pretty casual about playing it
>>532595383it feels so nice when the event procs and you are at 0 energy. shits free as fuck.
>you will never hear your uma call you ใใชใ
I naturally try harder with haru urara and rice shower runs because I can't stand seeing them cry.
>>532595620This was their last chance to not get sent to the glue (SP) factory.
>>532595261Nah, I wanna see the chibis on the race track
>>532595084why i stopped running the biwa sr power card, even though i have it mlbed
stop giving me -20 energy for +5 stat and a shit skill
>>532595620>Train all your life for this>Lost to an autist with a speed fetish who doesnt even know she is getting duped and hasnt run more than sprints and milesI would be crying too.
>>532595565https://uma-global.pure-db.com
are you sure browsing uma-global?
>>53259518219m, day 2
my starting deck was absolute asswipe and only got better recently
>>532595084>Mejiro Palmer shows up>Trainer for whatever reason: "This will help my trainee">-200 energy +1 guts
>>532593370yes pro tip urara can be an End for dirt team
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which one? I also can get disorient if I go with rudolf's unique
>>53259518220m after rerolling
>>532595689I try hard with Bourbon but sheโs hot when looking at me like Iโm trash
>>532595383what is the cost of a stamina training, because 30 is actually like a rainbow + 1/2 ppl
>>532595684kingu calls you that as lobby girl
>>532595609616. It'll be done by the time the event ends.
>>532595684I didn't know any of the umas were into SMT
>>532595609350k in 7 days, i can do it.
>>532595503Just make it pallet swaps, simple. It's how gaijin did it...
>>532595329Tracen pays the bills. They even pay for it, when you marry her.
>>532595786rudolph's is good for late and end. blue rose just kinda sucks in general.
>>532593130this is weird. stop doing this.
>>532595620anon, those NPC umas dont get many chances...
>>532595786divine might is one of the best unique uma skills.
>>532595786>Emperor and Empressnigger you have the royalty build laid in front of you
>>532595895You really think uma fans would be ok with something so low effort? Also, I hate what WT has become. I am happy I quit that game years ago.
>>532595609I'm on my 11th bingo card with 1m event points
>>532595347>girls liking me?? EWWW, HOW UNREALISTICspeaks more about you than anything, desu senpai
>>532595786rudolf's is the one of the best in the game
>>532593130how do you know who is discord?
how do you know that one guy is VB?
>>532595620the first time i saw this i felt so bad :(
>>532595383>20 energy for THIRTY stamina and a shit skill or
>5 more energy and guts and a shit skillidk man I take it everytime, maybe it's because i'm always above half energy when it shows up, but I see it as a huge gain, also I dont want to leave her alone I just cant do it
>>532595913it's also not bad for pace. It can really clutch runs
>if you're 2nd/3rd as pace then you usually winning>if you're below that it's very likely that you're gonna proc and zoom
>>532595753I wasn't, thanks. I went there from one of the guides on the OP, but I just realized I had opened the japanese guide this time...
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>you can effortlessly gain 500k+ fans just by spamming G1's which you're supposed to do if you're farming sparks
>there're still 5m people in my club that been playing everyday since day one
Am I just too unemployed to understand how this works?
>>532595897>They even pay for it, when you marry her.Sauce for this bold claim?
>>532595963They better be. That, or make it a super realistic horse, a carbon copy of the actual horses, that would be far fucking funnier. Just one day an update pops up, you install it, and BAM! Realistic Honses!
>I hate what WT has becomeI hated it 2-3 years in, back when it was still a "BETA" and the grinding wasn't insane bullshit akin to WoT.
b-but the METAGODs told me to always grab energy as the +5s add up over a run...
You could be balls deep inside Dia right now. Her warm, wet, welcoming pussy giving your cock the relief it aches for and you wouldnโt have to wear protection because she wants to give you an army of uma children.
But no, youโre too busy shitposting and looking at pictures of other umas to want that.
>>532596016Its gotta be slow, not her immediately jumping after my dick.
>>532595376wtf, trainer taller than the umas? gay
>>532596109What is this a reference to? I feel retarded for not knowing but also feels like I should know...
So, how much of a taboo is it for an uma to flit with another uma's trainer?
now i understand
mambo cute
>>532596229Cause for death
>>532595383>WHOA RAINBOW-CHAN YES I'D LOVE TO SPEND 30 ENERGY FOR 25 STAMINA!!!>ewww event-kun go away no way i'd spend 20 energy for 30 stamina
rice shower? cringe
bourbon? cringe
tachyon? cringe
>>532596229SEA NIGGER
HOW MANY TIMES DO WE HAVE TO TELL YOU
>>532596090qrd on why we need to spam G1s for better sparks? I thought it only relied on stats, or are you not talking about blue sparks
>>532596170STOP POSTING ON HERE DIA
Learn to respect boundaries
>>532596298nuh uh YOU'RE cringe.
Iโm going to have sex with Winning Ticket
>>5325951820, im rerolling
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okay how is she for mile? I think I went overboard with the stamina but uh surely her rivals will run out of it mid race and she will clutch! haha
I'll build a better air groove some other time, unfortunately she choked some races but she was alright for a first try, I'll only take super creek for stam next time, maybe another power card instead of stamina and more speed training
>>532595913I mean I had it proc a decent amount of times with other pace umas, it could be a race saver if she starts falling behind but is fighting for the win
>>532595925>>532595956>>532596021yeah it was kinda obvious but I was still hesitating for some reason, ty
>>532596090bwo i cant afford g1 races because i'm struggling to hit 600/600/600 thresholds. even with 3 stamina cards i can only get it by senior november if im lucky
>>532596368>spends half the time crying
>>532595620anon, only 1% of all horses/umas will ever win a graded race...
>>532596090>you can effortlessly gain 500k+ fans just by spamming G1's which you're supposed to do if you're farming sparksNiger I can barely max out a single stat, and only if I'm lucky or playing bakushin, much less two. Now you're expecting me to waste training time to spam G1 races to top it off?
>>532596137Why wouldn't you? These fucking shits never show up when I have a bad condition
>>532596112Because only a millionare could afford to feed Oguri pregante and the resulting mini Oguris.
>>532596298you forgot cringe ship and tm cringpra
>>532596090A guy with two 9 spark legacies speaks and I shall listen.
>>532596170>acting like you have a choiceyou WILL give her new satono babies equal to the number of g1 races she wins
>>532596408600/600/600 spark mill umas are not suited for pvp
I'm cheating on Maruzensky with another uma. At night i train her how to race
>>532595620ok but this is why career stories where your own uma has to taste bitter defeat are also among the best
>>532596316It's the white sparks that you get for winning G1's, they also can give a bunch of stats which is a nice bonus on top of blue sparks if you're aiming for perfect parents.
>>532596316g1 sparks give you stats and skill hints
>>532596554>deleted from pixiv
Will the next scenario powercreep our current parents or will they still hold up?
>>532596304I think you have the wrong anon, anon.
>>532596529You aren't providing hard enough if you can't even afford to bring food to your wives and children's table.
just realized i completely forgot to watch umayuru see you guys later
>>532596408>mile - B>685 speedbrotato...
>>532596516Her mom is cute but I could never cheat on Almond
>>532596316https://gametora.com/umamusume/g1-race-factor-list
Each G1 race has a 20% chance of giving you its spark which has extra stats. You could end up with a higher stat total if you get a 2* spark if you get really lucky with G1 rolls. It won't replace a 3* for breeding but it's going to make the road to get there easier
>>532596596The problem is that it's really hard to get 1100 stamina while also winning a bunch of races, there's just not enough time to do it
Taiki Shuttle's weird accent lost its novelty real fast
Which Runner do i need to build for Bakushin legend?
>>532596683It's true. I read it in the contract.
>>532596781Did her tits lose their novelty?
>>532595620call me a faggot but I genuinely feel bad for npc umas when they lose, especially when they cry like that, really wish they'd let me train them
>>532596447I would watch a movie about a non thoroughbred horse from bumfuck nowhere that somehow developed a talent for being fast anyway and drew enough eyeballs for them to get into several high grade races
>>532596516Her mom is cute and I could always cheat on Almond
>>532596809I have Super Creek for that
>>532596809Taiki shuttle already has big tits. Imagine how big they will get once she starts having kids.
>>532596830I like to daydream about exactly that
>>532596756G1 sparks are like +3 to a random stat
People farm g1s for the hidden affinity boost, not the sparks
I love Taiki shuttle's novelty boobies.
bwos can you share the decks you run for long and medium races scenario?
How much pow does a sprinter need and can I settle for under 1200 speed?
>>532596806When will Doto snap and rape Opera?
>>532596828a lot of the NPC horses tend to also show up at Awful mood
what is happening to them before they even get here
>>532596849>>532596739do NOT cheat on almond
Not even to fuel her disdain of losing and to make her even more possessive over you
>>532596830Anon this is literally the plot of oguri
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>>532596916here's my current gigacope deck since I have kitasan perma-borrowed for the event point bonus
When will Dia snap and rape me?
>>532597004he said non-thoroughbred
>>532596997Never. She won my heart.
>>532597004The musume or the actual uma? I dont have Oguri Cap to train
>>532597018she would never...
>check uma finale opponents
>none of them have a stat beyond 600
600 trio is enough to get through finale. hit as many G1s as you can. RNG can fuck you even if you have 1200 in everything anyway
>>532596969I also noticed that, a lot of them seem to struggle and they cant really do anything about the actual main characters unless rng decides said main characters have to lose, which doesnt really happen after the player has been messing with the game for a while, sad
>>532596596>>532596771Can story G1 give us stars
Its true I cant get even to 1k stamina due to bad luck
>>532597029Stop resisting her advances
>>532596939literally as much power as possible. sprints are so short and everyone is at 1200 speed so acceleration is how you beat out the rest.
>>532597065Well sure but youโre never getting non thoroughbreds to race
>>532597087The anime
should i be running every g1 i can win or only run the ones that match what i'm going to use them for pvp (ie sprint events for sprinter)
>>532597138We must seek justice for the NPC horses
Especially if they arent actually randomly generated and the same NPCs can show up in any given race
>>5325969163 stam, 2 spd + whatever you feel like.
>>532596706uh... medium? at that distance stamina matters a lot more haha
ill test her out on both distances on TT, im not autismo about winning it anyways
>>532597226>What I wanna see is nongaybreds racing their way all, the typical hero story!>Well fuck you that would never happenGood lord are you one gay ass niger ningen.
>>532593130eHons raising is srs bzns
>>532597220even for frontrunners? I thought power only applied for pace/late since they translate all power into acceleration burst
>>532597195You canโt resist
>just one support banner and the game has already gone to maxing out multiple stats
I dunno this is funny but also boring?
I thought the game would keep its challenge longer than this
>>532596943When it does happen Opera will get the instant loss+fucked silly+mindbreak+multiple orgasms experience but it will only happen once
>>532597356>Bakushin poster>Is a silly bakaOn brand. Speed = Max Speed (Velocity)
Power = How fast and early you ACCELERATE.
The sooner your bitch ass bakushin can accelerate to max velocity the easier she'll win.
>>532597245>Especially if they arent actually randomly generated and the same NPCs can show up in any given raceMini Cactus-sama...
>>532597356Front runners still need to accelerate to hit their top speed sis. If both front runners have 1200 speed then (disregarding skills) whoever reaches 1200 speed first will never be able to be passed by the other nigers
>>532597415Do you want to be forced to spend $2000 to finish the career?
I need a 9* stam uma mommy to breed. Please stop giving me 1* wit :)
>>532595609I got all of my cards but haven't maxed out the rewards yet. May make a run this weekend.
>>532597497Gyrurun gyururun!
posting kinohonse
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ibcr7F-F-Ng
>>532597415just run worse cards on purpose, you can with with only Rs and a good strategy
>second race
>get third place
>Tazuna says I don't know enough skills
The fucking classic year literally just started what the fuck?
>>532597195>Kitasan trying to come home
>>532597481People were finishing career before kitasan
Sharing in case anyone still needs Kita or a 8* stamina horse :)
321839850175
How the fuck are you supposed to get the 30 races mission done?
>>532597242Every G1 you can win
>>532597465The pride of the Mejiro family...
>>532597606Yeah because it's easy on purpose. That's my point, if it was hard you would have to whale to even do anything
>>532597220cheeky banner brats need correction
>>532597340Humans donโt post on umachan
>non-thoroughbred hours Eugh
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>>532597481Dude you can finish the career with R supports...
>>532597530Super Creek...please. I can't drink any more milk!
>>532596219https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYACPsH5QmY
Be aware that this is a face hugger in the shape of Teio and not Teio in the shape of a face hugger. This poor trainer is being impregnated at this very moment and will perish shortly afterward.
>>532597415that's how it goes when the fun content (story) runs out. All that's left is optimization
>>532597676the game is just balanced around you not rerolling for / dumping everything into a completely broken MLB lol
>>532597426>Doto becomes super apologetic and even clingier>Opera keeps trying to find ways to make her do it again
>>532596683god her outfit is built for sex is it going to come to the game
>>532597497her barley tea on the rocks dialogue made me smile
She's so cringey
>>532593130It's hilarious
>Globally, almost one in three torena-sans have experienced physical and/or sexual violence at least once in their life. This violence is often perpetrated by current or former partners.
>94% of torena-sans who are raped experience symptoms of post-traumatic stress disorder (PTSD) during the two weeks following the rape.
>Ages 12-34 are the highest risk years for rape and sexual assault.
Around Umas, never relax.
>>532597574Bought another skill and did the third career race and place fourth, again Tazuna saying I don't know enough skills
The hell is going on?
Pace chasers aren't hard, her speed and stam are already D+, and the rest of her stats were E+
Am I supposed to have like what, 5 skills by April or some shit?
>>532597415>people reroll/spend hundreds on an early banner that was too strong too early after years of hindsight Yeah well you could have not minmaxed
>co-worker sends me a random Matikanetannhauser Mambo meme
>through work DMs
>and it's all because I briefly told him about this game and that I played it a week ago and he said he was gonna get into it since he loved horse racing as a kid
>not a single Turf 8/9 on uma.pure has good compatibility with Urara
BROS LITERALLY WHY ELSE WOULD ANYONE USE FULL TURF
technically one does show up but it's outdated, they don't have that Uma set anymore
>if my chrono is late start, i lose
AAAIIIIEEEEEEEE
>>532597426>>532597742now thats the sauce, thats the juice
>>532597773>Try to bring to light the crimes of the umas>No one will listen because everyone loves umasUmas rule the world, and no one wants to admit it.
>>532597705... that is an awfully specific literal fucking who reference
>>532597835>he told his coworker what he does in his private timeuh oh... soon karen will call you a pedo, resulting in a call by HR
>>5325976296 speed deck, bakushin, take every sprint you can and use the race fatigue immunity goal races have.
>>532597818based Goldship
>>532597773it's an UMA world bucko, deal with it
>>532593714Sadness and sorrow..
>>532597530How is this allowed
>>532597835Gee anon you sure work fast
>>532597835he's reading this thread right now, the mambo memes have been basically contained to this thread because it's just a ritual poster.
he's here.
>>532597773The fucked up thing is that umas are a protected class so they'll never get in trouble for it.
Fellas, which uma would give the best hugs?
>>532597976canonically taiki
>>532597976Depends on what you're looking for.
>>532597943wut
i thought the mambo meme came from one of the chinese servers/communities
>>532593130You are so strange
Guys Iโฆ my traineeโฆ
When we were taking a shower togetherโฆ
She was stronger than me andโฆ
>>532597773>>532597895>>532597951>The Uma Musume world is just a reflection of our current worldWhat the fuck bwos...
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>#1 favorite of the uma finale
the only way you can lose a career is if RNG fucks you
someone help me justify playing the game even though i've already used my 3x daily guest borrows
>>532597935Because her trainer canonically allows it
>>532598057that says #11 favorite...
>>532597976Taiki will literally bearhug you to death with your head between her taikis
The REAL PVP is happening in JP right now.
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>get hot spring ticket with Goldship
>lose on the URA Semifinal
No...
>>532598068You might get those sparks you want!
>>532598047AIIIIIE KOREABROS GET DOWN
>>532598039so to be exposed to this meme he was either in these threads or reading some chinese bbs.
>>532598048You rubbed eachother's dicks?
>>532598057i wonder why they call her moist eyes
>>532598068trophy hunting, getting your 30 wins if you haven't yet
>>532598057That's the number 11 favourite, starting in the number 1 paddock anon...
Hey guys wanna hear a secret? I'm 100% sure Tazuna is an u
>>532598052>horse violently throwing up on payphoneWhat in the AI?da2mr
>>532597574I wont bother with skills seriously until i get 250+wit and just pad spd and stamina (pwr maybe depending on your strat). Without wit your skills wont activate so just body the shitter npcs with stats. 300-400 spd is enough to win the earlier races reliably. And if you havent figured it out, tazuna is only saying shit for giggles. The only time I take her advice seriously is
>No powerBoxed
>No guts or stamPump stam
FUCKING OGURI ATE ALL THE FOOD AGAIN
IM BROKE
IM FUCKING BROKE
>>532598068If you don't want to play after your daily borrows just chill, no need to force it.
But if you're just looking for a new goal you can trophy hunt or try to complete the missions you haven't done already.
>>532598218Tazuna is.... me???
>>532598137Oh shit, is that Champion's Meeting? Good luck, umadacchi, we are probably get our first soon...
>>532598163it's gotten pretty popular elsewhere, if you watch anything uma related on youtube you'll get mambo stuff recommended
>>532598218Is a what? Anon? What happened? Anon? Can you hear me? ANON!? AAAANNNNNNNOOOOOONNNNN!
>use condor as i need to sweep up the rest of the trophies and she fits them all
>no 1 fave with great skills
>only wins 1 optional trophy
what a fucking useless retard, i wish there was a prompt where i could punch her or give her the hairdryer treatment instead of bullshit false praise for a dumb spic idiot
when she got a failure on summer holiday on a 5% +73 speed, i sent her to the glue factory
I can hear "mambo mambo omatsuri mambo" in my sleep now
>>532598068You should have your own good parents if you are using all your borrows everyday
>>532598218Snitches get stitches anon
>>532598153even if I get a 3* it'll be with two shitty parents though surely it isn't worth it or am i wrong?
>>532598181>>532598256thank you time to trophy hunt
>>532598218Tazuna is an u..."an u" WHAT!? ANON?? ANOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!
>So down bad for umas I started jerking it to poorly made Koikatsu animations
Yeah it's nyover for me
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>This is your average 7th favorite in the current JP PvP.
>>532598307the hairdryer treatment?
>>532597818Hopeless Stakes strikes again!
>>532598429jesus christ...
>>532598429>WitletFigures
>>532598381KINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I pass the time at work thinking of which songs I'd sing to my uma
>>532598350I've been doing the same but also looking in the panda for uma doujins, it's over for us.
>>532598429Bros I think they use steroids
>>532593130I wanna join your club, what rank is it? If it' better than my current club I will join when the month ends. Laughing at your autism will be fun.
>>532598239Running Scarlet, and both her speed and stam were just below 400 (at time of post, got both to C before Oaks, where she got first, but the run is already tainted)
And the two skills I had bought were corner recovery and corner adept
I've had funny starts before, but the next two career races after the debut should be basically free
Hell, she even won hopeless stakes, but a classic year g2 was too much for her apparently.
>>532598457DO NOT the BAKUSHIN.
>>532595753>>532595565Holy shit I didn't know this was a thing
I don't have to scour discordfaggots for good umas anymore, thank you anons.
>>532598429once the game starts looking like this I'm dipping
>>532597976Haru Urara but I'm the one hugging
>>532598368I wonder what happens to this guy when you take his spot, if he's as obsessed as the game claims he's either mad as fuck or depressed about it, never checked if he takes it back after you move on to the top 10
also never expected to see AC in uma thread, nice
>>532598429This probably how she felt
>>532598323it has been 2 days i am a new friend, out of 6 borrows i only got a single 2* and it was guts
>>532598607you think the floor doesn't go up as well?
>>532597254I know speed is kitasan and sweep tosho
but what about stamina? I don't have satono
bakushin probably thinks sex is also all about speed
>>532598568>But I'm getting married to a human woman! A HUMAN WOMAN!
>>532598439you shout angrily at them
>>532598553>>532598350theres a big market for uma porn why the fuck has nobody done anything???
supply and demand hello???
How do people get 9* already? Luckshitting or careers per day?
Yeah she wears a hat but she got no tail. She's obviously human
>>532598606Is that how people were finding good sparks and supports? Jesus, I was just here fishing for whale umadacchis and using the ID searcher.
>>532598625Ahhh. Well stick at it, you eventually get good ones and the whole thing becomes easier.
They need to pay goldship VA triple the amount for her effort of voicing this fucking character
>>532598429So are new players effectively just incapable of playing?
How do you even ever catch up to this?
ok but the ranks are stupid
"UG"?
"US5"?
>>532593540She's Lord Kanaloa's property
Urara's mom should be paying child support to Torenasan desu
>>532597332Let's hear it, Rudolf-san.. Your ears are already twitching.
>>532598638it just becomes a lot less interesting once every stat is URSS+++ (EX)
>>532598718New players get similar numbers, it's the scenarios that are powercrept.
>>532598761its just the same thing when it was at A+
Man I give up, just gonna wait for kitasan rerun
>>532598659>Let me show you some bakushin speed, trainer-san! >Gets on top>Instantly "crosses the finish line" >Gets off you and lays next to you>That was great, trainer-san! >...What do you mean there's more!?
>>532597976Silence Suzuka is the most gentle horse
>>532598429Somehow all of my umas won against these monsters.
>>532598718They have their own league to compete against each other.
>>532595753>That fucking siteIs that for JP or global???
>>532597724I think he just gets marked by a maiden madly in love.
anyone got the page that shows the secret titles? need to check if I accidentally got golshi's but I doubt it
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>>532598874are these the meta horses
5 lengths kek scrubs get rekt
My chrono is the best
>>532598902https://gametora.com/umamusume/nicknames you can also go into the career menu and it lists what epithets you have at that moment.
>>532598718Using the free decks they give you full of mlb cards including your beloved kitasan?
>>532598429Those U stats look ugly
>>532598807Except it's 5 times uglier because instead of the neat sequential scoring system with color coding you get 5 shiny U's and have to squint at the tiny side letters to judge where you're actually at in terms of progression
>>532597773>Globally, almost one in three torena-sans have experienced physical and/or sexual violence at least once in their life. This violence is often perpetrated by current or former partners.Irrelevant point, notice how this anon did not break things down and instead generalized everything togeather, sexual violence can mean a variety of things from accidental touching and speech to full on rape. 40% of torenas are women and 75% women report sexual violence so the data is heavily unreliable and too general to make a point with.
>94% of torena-sans who are raped experience symptoms of post-traumatic stress disorder (PTSD) during the two weeks following the rape.The sample size is too small as the actual number is 47/50 in the entire world. Uma rape dosen't happen as media wants you to believe. You are more liekly to be struck by lighting 3 times in a row than to be raped by an Uma if we go by official statsitcs. >"but muh government coverups!" Nope stop being a conspiracy andy most Umas respect their torenas too much to rape them!
>Ages 12-34 are the highest risk years for rape and sexual assault.No shit, you can't consent when you are under 18 so its always rape for under than age range. The rest is because being a terona is usually done by young people, if you are married already (to an uma) she wouldn't be happy of you went around scouting umas younger than her
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>>532598664Watch what you ask for.
>>532598761Past 1200 itโs just U (letter rank the same as now) (number to indicate progress through that letter)
>everyone spams diachan
>no one cares about kitasan
kitasan is just as sexy as dia, you know...
I like to think that Bakushin is actually aware that we're bullshitting her about the multiple sprints = long and is just playing along
I don't want to train another king halo, is my taiki a good enough substitute to beat legacy?
>>53259538330 stamina is one rainbow, it's free
I like the ear wiggles in this game
>>532598429So this is essentially 957/700/700/764/125, right?
>>532599050I can't believe people lose their minds over label aesthetics
It's literally just the same numbers, the floor and the ceiling just went up together. In fact in the latest scenario the floor went up more than the ceiling did.
>>532598591Lol domt bother its cuma and cuma is pethetic fucking unranked perma a club
>>532599142WHY IS HE SO SMUG
I like to think Bakushin is actually aware that vaginal adjustments aren't real and is just playing along
>>532595383You're so fucking smart, anon. Like 200 IQ, no 400 IQ even.
>>532594837bwo only 2 people in the club don't have shitter fan numbers, you want him to kick 95% of the club?
>>532599076You remind me of the limbus rape fiction anon, shame that place went to complete shit
>>532599182what do the pentagon charts look like with these stats
>>532599129Kitasan should've been flat
>>532599215he has two socks
>>532599176Max in this scenario is 1850, 1700, 1700, 1600, 1300 so not even close.
>>532599129diamond rapes and marries you
kita is a super cute and innocent dog (that rapes you)
bit of a difference t b q h
>>532598968I appreciate every single japbro that's still here, but I wonder how much attention your posts get here anymore
>>532599206Sucks, I guess I will just laugh at him in these threads.
>>532598718the powercreep is from new scenarios and basically nothing else in comparison
>>532598970ah I knew it, it wasnt way of kings like I thought, didnt look specific enough for it
I was missing 36k fans for it too, if she hadnt somehow lost at osaka hai and japan cup I would have gotten it... anyways, thanks, I didnt think to check if that site had the titles
>>532599129Her shit season drags her attractiveness down
>>532599292>each stat has different caps
>>532599129We love Kitasan here
>>532599129Kita actually has a bigger ass than dia but nobody seems to post it
>>532599328>but I wonder how much attention your posts get here anymoreI don't care, before global you get no replies for hours
>>532599129kitasan is an industry plant nepo baby, no one likes her
What's the best way to guarantee a win in every side g1?
>>532599129kitasan has a sex japanese outfit
>>532599129She was cuter as a loli
Kitasan peaked early while Dia's peaked now
>>532598429>No front runnersRunnersGODS...we wuz kangz...
>>532599129kita is cuter and my favorite between the two by a massive margin
>>532599261based and true
>>532599381Different scenarios put different caps on so playing previous ones to make different builds is an actual thing
>>532599429WHY IS SHE LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT?
>>532599429>before global you get no replies for hoursWait, seriously? So worse than even the current JP threads???
>>532599381Also training gain is halved past 1200
>>532599129Kitasan is only a daughter to me.
This was my very first Urara run that I did a couple days ago when I first started, beat URA without a single clock used during the run. I don't get why people say she's shit, is it just because her irl counterpart jobbed her entire career or is Haru supposed to actually be shit?
>>532599462I'm finally up to 20
I've only used 1 this week so far, and that's because I had a run where an uma's mood crashed to awful right before Arima Kinen
>>532599450get Focus and Frontrun everything
>>532599129I like Kitasan's slutty pits
I only do one career a day
>>532599569her career is easy to compensate for how bad she is.
>>532599640Play the game as you want, but I truly hope you're not in my club
>>532599640I usually do 1-2, I'll do more a couple times a week when I feel like it
The lower your energy the higher the value of -energy events. If you can gain a minimum of 15 to a stat at an energy penalty you should take it if you're at 30% or lower energy. A good amount of the value of trainer cards like Tazuna is being able to safely bottom out your stamina via failure rate reduction so you get the max value of events.
>>532599129She didn't give me a single copy of her card, so I love Dia now.
>>532599640I do 4 and it's becoming a problem because they take so fucking long. I think I'll start stopping at 3.
>>532599640Same. Just let the tryhards farm our carats
Are the Dia SSR events even good -20 energy for 30 stamina seems eh
>>532599462100 but I only do 3 runs per day and usually just need the free daily clock
>>532599516a lot of new people came with global
kitasan is gf material
diachan is wife material
simple as
>>532599801that's a dogshit trade lol
>>532599516Before global, there were only about 3-4 guys who actually play JP, the rest were just anime secondaries posting goonpics.
>>532599896post more cats
we love kita and hate dia here
I play the game exclusively in fast forward
Why does best foot forward sometimes fail?
It doesn't always show up, but that it can fail and cause a mood down with nothing else is pretty shit.
FUCK YOU TEIO STOP JOBBING IN EVERY SINGLE OPTIONAL G1 I PLACE YOU IN!
I WISH YOUR LEG BREAK HAD BEEN PERMANENT YOU STUPID UMA!
>>532599896MOOOODDDDDSSSSS
>>532599874no wonder why Globalfags have to rediscover everything
>>532598928Chrono is definitely busted.
>>532599970Get back in the costume
>wow english forum plays uma now that it is in english?!
this is not a hard puzzle to solve
ไบ็ใ? ๆชใใชใ็ตๆใ
dumb biiiitch
Are the collab units even good compared to their normal versions
McQueen (Gay) does have easy access to Cooldown but does that make up for that horrendous unique skill?
>>532598307What.. she is so comfy. If you get stamina from sparks, you can pretty much farm speed and power. I'm pretty happy with my recent run given my supports.
>>532599842Can I fuck both at the same time or is that an outcome that makes them both hate me?
>>532600024you have to hate her more
hate gives her strength
>>532599129Shut up and get back in my pulls. I still need MLB.
ok so, just to clarify since im not that familiar with /vg/ autism, let alone gacha /vg/ autism, this guild exploitation and namedropping is exclusive to the most autismo of users here right, so far my non /uma/ guild seems chill even if it doesnt have much shoe trading going on
>>532600348you need to relax on your comma usage
>>532600345You have super creek and Manhattan right there anon
>>532598968The strongest uma???
>>532600392you sound like someone who has trouble reading matikanefukukitaru
Guess who failed a 4 unit rainbow spark on the last turn
It lives solely because of the dirt spark
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>>532600348It's just the usual, retards taking a game like it's a job.
>>532600348>this guild exploitation and namedropping is exclusive to the most autismo of users here rightit's super common in games with guilds actually. This game is just really popular right now so there's a lot of shitter clubs around
>my danchou kicked himself out
wtf
>>532600348The people that obsess over guildshit and name drop are often the same people in every gacha general since they have guild autism and care for it regardless of the game.
Also here anon, youโll need these in the future for your posts
โฆโฆโฆโฆโฆโฆ.
>>532600506aoko tired sex
if my speed is 1200, and i have green skills that add speed. Does my speed go above 1200 or am i capped
>>532600407which one should I pick for the last stam card?
is mcqueen and rice SSR that I get from story good?
>>532600523>Club it's so shit, that even the leader abandons itIt's like pottery!
>>532600454I don't consent to this
>>532598658>>532600345you have creek with the best stamina skill in the game and manhattan has like only long distance skills at mlb3, stamina eater being a funny one that I personally really like, I see mcqueen and rice's cards a lot in card suggestion pics but I cant really comment on either since I havent tried them yet and as far as I remember people here recommend the mayano card too
tl;dr youre good just with creek and manhattan, look into what the other three do and if they fit the horse youre training
Basic gist about chanmi for global cuties:
>Have two leagues: Open league for shitters and tryhard autists, Graded league for slightly better shitters and whales.
>You participate with 3 umas, against two other players, in a total of 9 umas per match.
>Split into two grounds, you are gifted tickets per day and you spend tickets to do 5 matches per ticket spent.
>In Graded league round 1, if you win 3 matches in one ticket run, you get kicked into Group A, where the whales are. If you don't, you get kicked into Group B, where your fellow shitters are.
>In round 2, if you score 3 wins in group A, you're qualified for Group A final. If you only score one win, you get kicked back to Group B final.
>In Finals, you get randomly matched with fellows from your group, then all of you duke it out then get your rewards (or pity rewards). If you win, your uma get to be in the center stage of the winning live.
so I've been playing the JP version out of curiosity for a week now, and I sometimes get 15 carats from races. Is that a one-time thing? I doubt it, since I've been training the same uma for just a week.
>have absolutely abysmal Daiwa Scarlet run
>just barely crossed finish line
>somehow scored a little bit higher than my steamy memories 0 loses Scarlet
I don't get this game sometimes
I'm still going to glue the new Scarlet because I need to get the taste of that run out of my mouth
>Urara career
>first g1 dirt race
>gets boxed and comes last
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
THAT'S IT YOU'RE RUNNING FRONT THE ENTIRE REST OF THIS SHIT I DON'T CARE IF IT NUKES YOUR WIT YOU'RE ALREADY RETARDED ANYWAYS
Not gonna lie my account is overall better but still like, i really miss having easy access to gourmand, theres so many pace chasers in this game that woud appreciate it
>>532600392>>532600538do not comment on my comma usage, EXPLODE
>>532600736I'll have dropped the game by the time this comes out thankfully
Cheating on Kitasan with Dia
Jannies work in mysterious ways...
>>532599874>only about 3-4 guys who actually play JPJesus Christ. This sure explains a lot about the state of the JPGeneral, ignoring the history behind it. Hell, it explains why I see so little JP posting period, figured it would be more on either end.
>>532600348Talk about "Run-on Sentence"
>>532600454Perfect answer.
>>532600854It should come out in global in like 2 months...
I'm your top3 club member
I'M CARRYING YOUR ASS
YOU CAN'T TOUCH ME
>>532600952farm my carats, cuck
Alright, trainer, you are ready to marry now, so you must choose between these two Umas.
Left
>rich
>upper class
>refined
>slut
>more knowledgeable on the male body than you
>non-virgin body (toys)
>seductive
>repressed
>perverted
>sees you as a cut of fuckable meat
>can jerk you off better than yourself
>semi-professional racer, but professional dick sucker
>when breaking a popsicle bite off a chunk and feed you it mouth to mouth
>99% lust, 1% love
>controlling
Right:
>working class
>medium income
>normal girl
>clueless
>shy
>not great with perverted stuff
>thinks kissing will get her pregnant
>inexperienced kisser
>masturbation experience: 1
>virgin
>sees you as a person/individual
>shy about holding hands in public
>have trouble saying "I love you"
>cuddles with no ulterior motives
>will stop if you say "stop"
>obedient
>dream of becoming a professional racer
>when breaking a popsicle in two gives you the larger portions if it is broken unevenly
>happy, you being happy will make her happy
>>532600896sakuranikubros I don't feel so good....
>>532600929they are laughing at my penis
>>532601045Marry right, fuck left.
>>532601045Can I get a mulligan?
Also kissing does get umas pregnant
what is wrong wtih discord
everyone in here uses it
>>532601045I want to be a human dildo so I'll take left
>>532598218Bro's dead. Let's turn his corpse into glue
>>532601045My mind is telling me Kita.
But my body... my body is telling me Dia
>>532601161>>532601045>working classRight. Left is for intense sex, getting pampered by a rich cunt, and being a bitch. Right is for an equal relationship.
They're looking at the wrong side and now I'm mad
bros after an optional race do you pick the top energy option or the bottom
>>532601305explain
EVERYONE in this very own fucking thread use discord
stop thinking that you are special, you aren't discordnigger
>>532601045marry Kitasan
Dia comes over for threesomes
>>532601161B-Black Knight..?
>>532600753>somehow scored a little bit higherbetter supports?
>>532599874>there were only about 3-4 guys who actually play JPImplying. Just because no one talk about gameplay doesn't mean people wasn't playing the game.
>>532600736I will be losing every match
>>532601207I use discord but I hate it, especilly its search.
And people who actively like discord are the worst.
>>532601045I love popsicles
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>Running up against niggas in A who put this in their Long team
>>532601045>when breaking a popsicle bite off a chunk and feed you it mouth to mouth>can jerk you off better than yourselfI would like her to do both of these to me at the same time
>>532601370The number could be 8-9 once people posted their rolls during new banners, but on usual days, 3-4 JP players were the impression I got.
>>532601207People who use Discord commonly disassociate themselves with the thread. They will spend hours reading threads and making posts here but on Discord they will point at some post they don't like and say "wow why is /uma/ so retarded?"
If an /uma/ Discord server were ever to be made for example, you can bet that any anons who join will automatically see themselves above the anons who don't join and eventually it will just become a clique that doesn't even use the thread anymore as they close invitations and just circlejerk each other off all day.
>>532601482smartest wit player
>>532601045Right every fucking time
>>532601356This. Kitasan wouldn't even mind either
>>532601376just build a golshi with enuf stam n setup a hex nature, you will hv a good chance of winning since 90% of the playerbase ae clueless on the game
>>532601161the ideal horse for an ideal strictly professional relationship
>>532598658cafe and manhattan if you want to train stamina. creek if you don't.
>working class
>kita
she's literally yakuza's daughter
>>532601482I just click auto assign
>>532601313satono diamond won
>>532601479this is one meaty kitasan
>>532601364Already glued her, but I'm pretty sure the only different card was Teio instead of Biko (both lb0)
Didn't get to learn Rushing Gale, so I doubt it would have impacted that much.
>>532601567How do I build an evil nature? Do I just get lucky with debuff hints?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gIX1_23dHUY
I guess summer alts for 2025 could be
>Mr. CB
>Machitan
>Cheval Grand
>Duramente
>Rhein Kraft
>Fusaichi Pandora
>Win Variation
Hoping for Win Variation for token flattie summer and Machitan for SEX
>>532601592cafe and mayano*
>>532601653>Rhein KraftGonna Mine your Kraft, if you catch my meaning!
>>532601613Oi the oil barons won't like this.
>>532601207mom told me not to use discord, there are gay groomers there
>>532601653doesn't mine craft already have a story welfare AND a gacha version?
she can't stop WINNING.
>>532601653SEEEEX MACHITAN SEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXX
>>532601781I dont think she's getting a summer alt because of the new scenario at
>>532601652just put all the cards with debuffs u can find, unlock her potential, train wit n get as much skill pts as u can, it doesnโt even need to win URA, it can hv shitty stats its just there to linger behind n curse everyone, if u want to go even further, put a 1/1/1/1/1 urara as front runner as your 3rd
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>>5326014825 Straight wins and I only got 505k, I guess I didn't have enough skills activating to pad my score even higher
>>532601482>>532601604yeah we all dont have perfect umas for each slot yet
>>532601653Kraft just got a welfare and Pandora just got released, they're there to shill the main story. CB got her alt recently, so it's a coinflip between Machitan, Cheval, Varia or Duramente.
Personally I can see Machitan winning one summer slot.
>you can only find team trial umas 10,000 points above or below you
wait a second doesnt that mean that some whales will nearly no competition because barely anyone has A5 or some shit like that?
kitasan: stupid child, not particularly attractive
dia: the way her dress hugs her figure ESPECIALLY around the chest makes my peepee act up something fierce
seems pretty simple tee bee aych senpai...
>>532601482he's just there for the score bwo
>>532601640>Scarlet that scrapes and claws her way to the good ending through raw grit and multiple setbacks scores higher than a perfect sunny-day career with a bow tied on it>Just throws her away in the end anywayShe tried her very very hardest for you
>>532601045Right, because she is cute and working class like me! Or well to be honest, I moved to middle class. Kitasan is better choice all around.
>>532601613My spoiled attention-starved troublemaker daughter
>>532601868how does a useless urara help at all, shouldn't I up my chances with 2 actual strong umas and a debuff spammer?
>>532600634goes past the cap
>>532601910https://youtu.be/m59UM1iFu-c?t=3
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Did Cy ever sell merch of the cuties plush?
reminder that rice shower is still strong enough to crush your bone and balls
>>532601993Cap... as in peak...
god i love umas with big boobies
>>532601810I need to fondle Kitasan's sweaty tits so badly
>>532601961Well, the other Scarlet put out, so I'm just saying...
>>532601161https://youtu.be/1FbT_4ohuI4
Do you get hit with the 24h cooldown if you disband a club?
I assume the members don't, but what about the owner?
is just reaching double circle for horse affinity good enough or does the actual number matter?
>>532602163The owner gets decapitated. sorry.
>>532602163danchou at least wait till the first of the month before you kill it
>>532602163>CUMA randomly mass kicked people out of spite before the month ended>invited a ton of discord fags instead>leaves the club himself to kill the whole thing outrightimagine if that was a thing
>>532602249It's an unranked club, just wondering if I should disband 1 day before reset, or trade shoes until the last second...
Hello! Any Biwa trainer here? i need some help
you guys dont know the pain of playing since launch and still not getting the onsen ticket or a three star spark...
>>532601504I keep saying this, but what was there to talk about? People don't talk about the game because the nips already figured out most of the mechanics and the most optimal way to run each scenarios.
>Legend - Go for Haiseiko, maybe adjust switch to Speed Symboli if you want to get risky>Mecha - There's a clear order on which parts to invest in during which period>Farm - Focus on getting as much cooking point as possibleAnd there was no reason to even talk about the older scenarios because they were powercrept to hell already.
There were 50 of us at most, most just playing casually and reading the story, so of course most of us won't be constantly trying to find out the best way to min max. And the people who takes it seriously could just use one of the many Japanese resources and theory crafting channels that exist instead of asking people in the thread.
You reducing everyone else to just "anime secondaries posting goonpics" is retarded and ignoring all the other discussion we had about non-gameplay related stuff like the story and historical connections.
>>532601986https://youtu.be/xIabNuECrFg?si=vnYsDemdgGmnuzaz
they canโt leave the urara too far behind, therefore it makes everyone bunch up in front like in the vid, so all the end gods wonโt be very far back behind by the late race
>>532602417I LOVE NTR I LOVE NTR I LOVE NTR ILO
if umaporn is banned then why do they release official art like this?
>>532602398lmao, I'm doing that thanks.
HOLY GUACAMOLE
Coming out of the debut race strong.
What's the story behind Maruzensky having a car? Did her IRL trainer always drive a nice imported car or something?
>>532602381How??? I started last week and I've gotten several 3 star sparks (mostly dogshit) and 4 onsen tickets
>>532602381I've fucked Rice Shower, Scarlet, and Bourbon for you
No need to thank me.
>>532602417There should be a joke where NTR speaks using NTR dialogue (she's unaware of the double meanings)
>>532601868>put a 1/1/1/1/1 urara as front runner as your 3rd>>532602398>they canโt leave the urara too far behindwhat the fuuuuuuuuuuuck
am i wrong or isn't she kinda flat?
>>532602535The real hors' nickname was "supercar."
>>532602381you got a bad seed account. I rerolled my launch account for a kitasan account, and I was able to get 3 onsen tickets and 5 three star sparks in the first week I was playing
I canโt even get a 2* in blue and Iโm about to quit this stupid fucking game because of it. How is this any different than Hoyo shit relic farming?
>>532602729if anything hoyo is more lenient since your runs don't rake 2 hours per day to complete
>>532602764Alright, that's it
I'm beating off to horse porn tonight
>>532602764Grass is so lucky...
>>532602550without counting pink sparks I havent gotten anything beyond 2* sparks and I dont even know about the ticket, my luck is beyond cursed about those two things it seems
>>532602608I will get you
>>532602657it's the shading in that picture
>>532602729tachyon lab event will let you alter sparks as you like a certain amount of times
>>532600348>>532600516which clubs aren't shit then
>>532602717>bad seed accountthis is akin to only rolling when the button is green
>>532602796https://exhentai.org/g/3006486/0d455aeb12/
>>532602764Damn toreina is so lucky...
>>532602729The difference is that even with 2*s you can make really strong umas with decent support cards and the right RNG during the run. Having shitty inheritances is not the be-all end-all.
You are actively gimping your character in hoyoslop if you aren't farming for BiS artifacts/relics/discs/etc.
Just got done with a rice run where everything aligned down to the golden inspiration and I ended with 1 star guts.
>>532602853>tachyon lab event will let you alter sparks as you likeBase-
>a certain amount of timesugh.
>>532602764mejiro dober has THIS going after her?? im jealous...
>>532602657official support card
>>532602889My boyfriend is so cute
Happy Meek is the true waifu
>>532603221cute imouto
cute dog
>>532603103Do you think theyโฆ
>>532603025i started breathing heavier after staring at that sweat drop for a bit.
Whats up with club drama. I still havent joined one, should I? Where would i even find a good club.
I am f2p wibing so i doubt i will be top on the ladder anytime soon.
>>532602657outfit and legs
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which one
>>532601439I fell for the meme that other stats matter, tomorrow I'm doing all speed Urara
>>532603507Winners pick winning
>>532603374Imagine how sweaty they are, doing a concert right after a race
>>532603507>pre debutfirst one for +20 all stats OR -15 all stats and night owl
fifth one to decline if you dont want to risk a reset
>>532603507>Not even debut yet.All in on Strength.
>>532603507>junior yearCharm Chakra has like a 90% chance of giving you "Charming" which is godlike that early
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>>532603507getting Charming early can be really impactful
>>532603663>not picking winning losers lose
>>532601045Right
Dia's mother is argentinian and you shouldn't take that risk
>>532603663yeah thats a reset, only pick winning if youre REALLY early on and feeling lucky otherwise charming
>>532603507Normally 4 if early, or 2 if late
>>532603767that was strenght
>>532603663my condolences
>>53260350780% of the time I choose Health Chakra. I only choose Charming if my deck has an outlier like 1 stam or 1 power that I need to specifically pay attention to.
What do people mean by 'reset'? You already spent the energy to start and you can't get it back, right? You should just finish the run for sparks, at least, even if something bad happens, I thought.
>>532603507winning saves you like 340 skill points in that it makes you learn Corner Recovery + Straightaway Recovery
Charm is good if it's early in the run
Health sucks
Strength is for runs where you've already fucked up by wasting turns and need to regain tempo or if you are feeling very ballsy
>>532603827when is this better version of ryan coming to global
>>532603902Anon... You can reset the run if you don't finish the junior year
>>532601207true anons will always hate namefaggotry, which obviously discord has.
>>532603825oops, I meant strenght yeah, usually it's not really worth it and youre better off declining the whole thing
the one that gives +12 max energy is tempting though
Is the curren banner tomorrow?
>>532603972I really want this huge titted bitch but manhattan is still far away and I need to pull on supah creek rerun, being f2p is painful sometimes...
>>532601479bugs me when her eyes aren't red enough
>>532604090HOLY IM COOOOMING
>>532603984true anons start recognising one another by typing patterns, image names, md5s, specific behaviour, or post themes
Namefagging is irrelevant
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>>532604090my emperor would NEVER wear this kind of outfit as if she was trying to seduce me... she's a very refined girl and I demand you delete this picture of her
>>532602871Was worried when you included a pic of golshi that there'd be futashit, but that was a pretty good one. Thanks
>boxed
divine luck was not on my side this time
never skimp on feeding oguri
never skimp on ear condoms
GUTS!
POWER!
WIT!
THIS IS HOW YOU BUILD THE UNSTOPPABLE OUTSIDE PASSING BEAST!
>>532604460I am feeding her my cum
I never put the pieces together and realized that getting my first 3-spark stat veteran would mean I can't use that uma in career anymore until I get a new 3-spark.
AIEEE BIWA FUCKING RETARD HOW TF U GET BOXED AND FAIL THE TENNO SHOOOOOOO YOU GOT 2ND I CANT USE THE FUCKING CLOOCK AAAA YOU WILL BECOME BOLOGNA
>perfect double circles in everything
>12th
>Clock
>Even worse
>Clock
>1st place by 8L
NIGGER
id like it if my trainees wore more "skimp-y" clothes though
>>532604525Than into that realization a few weeks ago
Locked myself out of El and Tachyon until I got some more 3* sparks
Idgi, do goal races count as "X races in a row" for debuffs?
>>532604572not if theyre last
>>532604525isnt that what this looping thing is for?
>>532604553Well that's a bruh moment
They're your hosegirl trainees, dipshit
They should be naked like their namesakes
>>532604548Get in the box
>>532603968is that really how that works...
>>532604553the lack of echii is actually refreshing besides swimsuits.. theres a thousand other gooner game for you to play (I never understand modding chars to be lewder/nuder - just go to a fuckin r34 site)
>>532604678So if I run 3 side races, then goal race, then again goal race, it'll count as 5 races in a row and I'll get hit by raping debuff instead of a mild one?
any /jp/fags know when they update the jukebox with more songs?
>>532604553Everyone wearing sukumizu balances it out
>>532604760> then again goal raceside race*
Whatโs the start to getting the 30 wins thing? Just spam g3s? Whoโs a good uma to attempt it with?
>>532604760The 3rd optional race would (probably) trigger race fatigue
then the two goals wouldnt do anything
>browsing /uma/ during TT
>keep hearing HARU URARA
>Look up
>my Haru casually beating oguri cap by multiple lengths
You did good little one.
>>532604760If you run 3 side races, then two goal races, nothing happens.
If you run 2 side races followed by 2 goal races, then a side race again, you get fucked as you should.
>>532604751the more elaborate dresses like that one golshi alt or gentildonna are far better than revealing clothes and I believe the girls looking cool is superior to them looking hot or something like that, the real attractiveness comes from their personality as corny as that sounds
>>532604751Now that's the good stuff
More of that
>>532604904Bakushin can do it trivally. Short races have the least requirements to win.
>>532604857then it would count as 5th race and nuke your stats yes
>>532604904i havent tried it yet, but i'd imagine its haru urara since her campaign is so easy, it encourages you to run a bunch of extra races anyways, and the hardest race you just have to participate in.
>>532604980Got it, thanks.
>>532604867>Fake horse racing addict womanhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cgq_KLRYHF4
>>532604995Nah, that tracks
I find Tachyon super attractive, but her personality ruins it for me
I thought nothing of Natie, but her personality was fucking fantastic. Actively looking forward to more of her in the future.
>>532604995Overly elaborate genshin-tier fantasy clothing is shit tier though. It's to female dress what belts, zippers, spikes, jagged protrusions and oversized pauldrons are to fantasy armour.
I want both stylish, reserved clothing and sexy clothing. The "I am not a prude but ugh, normal clothing is just soooooooo soooooo much better I don't want sexy stuff go watch porn" posters are getting more obnoxious than the gooners, honestly.
i thought curren was tonight. where is she?
>>532605554when I said "more elaborate dresses" I didnt mean the chinese-tier shit from genshin or anything like that, whenever something from genshin shows itself to me I need a few seconds to make sure it IS from there because the new characters they make dont even look like theyre from the same game, chinese tier designs really suck and it's especially sad because the first few characters from it looked nice enough but they went completely off the rails in later years
on the other hand umas are mostly simple and even if there are cluttered designs (from what ive seen at least) they wont arrive for a while, at least to my knowledge
>>532603663Not very USA....
>>532599076>you can't consent when you are under 18False you nigger
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