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>Game news (EN)
Current Rate Up: Tokai Teio (3* Alt), Mejiro McQueen (3* Alt), Kitasan Black (SSR), Satono Diamond (SSR)
7/16 - 8/1: Story event
7/27 - 8/8: Legend Race

>Game News (JP)
Current Rate Up: Fusaichi Pandora (3*)
Scenario Release Campaign:
>Doubled Bonuses
>Extra Rentals & Cost Discount
>TP Usage Halved
>Daily Free Factor Reroll
>Onsen Rate Up
CM Classic will be held on 7/25, Hanshin, 2200m, right, summer, cloudy, special rule: No debuff skills.
LoH Long will be held in August, Sapporo, 2600m, right, summer, sunny.
2nd Main Story, Team Ascella - Final Chapter Now Available

>IP News
Umamusume 6th Live Event Autumn Leg will be held on 10/18-19
https://umamusume.jp/contents/event/tnf6th-autumn/

>Thread Circles
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You must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.

>All Guides & Resources
https://rentry.org/uma26 (Now includes Tanukis)
Game database
https://gametora.com/umamusume (click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)
A basic guide for newfags
https://rentry.org/umaglobal
Find networks if your region is blocked from the game or client
https://www.umavpn.top/
Seiyuu & Concerts
https://rentry.org/umst
/uma/ POG (Paper Owners Game)
https://rentry.org/umapog
Umamusume Global Reference Document
https://docs.google.com/document/d/11X2P7pLuh-k9E7PhRiD20nDX22rNWtCpC1S4IMx_8pQ/preview?tab=t.0

>Cygames WebStore allows you to buy jims on any device
https://webstore.cygames.com/umamusume/
>How to link your Cygames ID
https://support.cygames.com/faq/applink_umamusume

hors

Digitan LOVE

ToT loli is forever

Ai-chan soon, JPbwos...

Thoughts?

Horses are for horses.
Humans are for humans.

Does anybody else make reroll accounts just to gamble? It's the best way to get rid of the gambling itch when I don't have carats on my main

yuri is cool sometimes wish there wasn't a dedicated schizo constantly trying to stir shit over it

Happy Meek, I'm so sorry...

>>532589981
You might as well change the board to literally anything, everything bad always comes from them, the sme goes for any of the huge (/v/a/) or medium (/g/) boards.
>>532590158
Cute dork!

Suzuka san seggs

>AI Ai
not my Ai

Nice NaTuRe

>>532589981
what do the runes say?

Are velocity/acceleration skills that trigger before the last spurt worthless on late surgers and end closers?

Teio!

>>532590217
You should become a nazi over this

>>532590220
Please let me save her, Cygames

>>532590217
You may have noticed that there’s a decent amount of it posted in these threads and when that doesn’t come attached with bait or shitposting then no one has a shitfit over it

I need FAT BROWN UMA KNOCKERS

>"NANI KORE!? THE GAIJIN IS POSTING YURI PROPAGANDA AGAIN??"
"WHAT? AND NOW HE IS BESMUDGING THE HOLY CONNECTION OF A HETEROSEXUAL MALE AND A WOMAN, WHO ARE TRYING TO MAKE A BABY WHILE BEING MARRIED!?"

SUPER CREEK IS SUPER SHIT

>>532590407
all yuri pics are bait posts though

i could beat teio in a fight

>>532590407
I don't know, half the time I post it with no comment or with some dumb comment related to it, I get one dude saying 'KYS yurinigger'.
I assume it's one dude.

>>532590346
Some shit about wheres my food

>>532590169
Aren't all the girls the same age, though? There are no lolis here

>>532590407
not only that but it's extremely obvious every time it's the shitter falseflagging with super inflammatory captions, I don't get why he does it all the time when no one cares when he isn't being retarded anyways

>>532590346
she ate all the cake teio bought

Oguri is so cool that it's cringe

When is half anni with our accelerated schedule? This lb1 kita + no creek ain't cutting it.

>>532590030
Paizuri

>>532590587
And thats based again!

>>532590573
Really? cuz it looks like Goldship has some too and left McQueen to get all the blame..
poor McQueen...

Belno.

>schizo started with pro yuri, anti hetfag garbage
>now he switched sides to make people fight each other even harder by playing the "yuri is actually cringe" card with a bit of "im the victim" card mixed in
you people dont learn

>>532590535
that's just SEA behavior, you're better off just tuning it out; it's usually matched by an equal amount of people who like it or post digitan reaction images or something at least from what I've seen

hands up!

>>532590383
Teio wife!

>>532590271
Realistically, being a third wheel wouldn't be that novel to her, since she's used to being third already

>>532590546
Theyre not, Super Creek is 20 and Ninisho Flower is 10
Its a very stupid school run by a 12 year old that cannot possibly fathom how much sexual abuse happens in her building
Director will really go "but theyre both girls??? How did that happen"

Free will is overrated when you have a wife as perfect as Dia

>>532590689
he does it literally every time, posts yuri image with a super inflammatory caption, samefags replies with equally inflammatory anti-yuri posting; it's so obvious I don't know how people haven't learned to ignore it yet

>>532590673
She owes me a sloppy blowjob until my legs lose their strength

>>532590673
>BelNO, except with hug tits and pretending to be a delinquent gyaru
>>532590716
Cute hag
>>532590813
Cute dork

>>532590169
>>532590546
>>532590762
So wait... does this mean boomerzensky is really just an older woman prowling around a school of younger girls and dunking on them in races?
based

>>532590535
Yeah it’s timezone dependent, usually people don’t reply in order to avoid attracting shitposting too
>>532590482
This but like unironically though

>>532590685
matikanefukukitaru...

What's the parameters here? I thought it was just high number = good but what is it checking to make my team worse both score wise and winrate wise.

>>532590893
Maruzensky is old enough to drive and constantly references boomer music
Shes old as shit

>>532590238
My Heroine

>>532590724
very rude

>>532590394
but of course

They banned R34 in the UK too now, lol.

>>532590838
>it's so obvious
>thread melts down because of it anyways
Classic /vg/ and /a/ nowadays

>>532590689
>>532590560
Is this surprising coming from the schizo that pretends to be a dozen different people in his thread splitting crusade?
Everyone knows it’s only him that cares
Anyway I want to rearrange seiun’s internal organs with my cock

>>532590762
It's a gigantic scandal waiting to get blown wide open if that bum Etsuko actually did her fucking job

>>532590762
creek is the same age as oguri
>b-but how does she look so old
You don't remember high school at all

Loop bros what loops are ya running?
>Biwa Hayahide
>TM Opera O
>Mejiro McQueen
>Super Creek

umas and their trainers should not be in relationships. it's improper

thread moves fast enough that you can get hung up on some other post instead of engaging with the bait

>>532590482
>>532590920
Here is a NUCLEAR hot take!
(re)Post more panels from that 3 volume long doujin all about uma and their happy marriages with their torena's and happy kids

sexo with belno and oguri at the same time

>>532591117
I remember middle school and high school
Both of them had a girl dating a 25 year old man
And stupid me just assumed it was her brother or something and she was lying to look cool

>>532591079
Etsuko is in on it.

>>532591060
holy based

>>532591017
Cute when she doesn't sexually assault you

>>532591046
I thought... i thought that 'notice' i saw on /v/ was just someone taking a piss out of those guys

Easiest character fot 600/600/600 spark farming?

Oguri is not for lewd.

>>532591254
it's a riff but it's based on a real thing happening there

Who's the mesugaki of the game?

easiet way to get the 'train with 5 support cards' mission done?
just stack all of one type of card?

>>532591192
Would’ve been cooler if it WAS her brother and they were still dating.

>>532591268
The wife you like the most

>>532590720
Teio wife!
Happy life!

>>532591018
>very rude
Cygames made her THIRD on the event story race/concert. Even they are making fun of her

>>532591254
Nah, it's real, it got passed a while back but the deadline to comply was literally today.
https://www.gov.uk/government/publications/online-safety-act-explainer/online-safety-act-explainer

>>532591338
mayano

>>532591157
I have no choice

Rerollers and F2Poors once again i bring you either hope, or despair.
Remember, dont pay DOLLARS to the bugmen
---
How Long Does It Take to Reroll for MLB (3LB/4 Copies) Kitasan Black?

The Math:
Each reroll: 13,500 carats = 90 pulls
Kitasan Black rate: 0.5% per pull
You need 4 copies (MLB/3LB) in one reroll
Probability per reroll: ~0.4% (1 in 250)
(Chance to get 4+ copies in 90 pulls)
Expected Number of Rerolls:
On average: ~250 rerolls needed for a 50/50 shot at MLB
---

Time Estimate Based on Reroll Speed
Minutes per reroll Hours for 250 rerolls
3 min ~12.5 hours
4 min ~16.7 hours
5 min ~20.8 hours

So, if you reroll fast (3–5 minutes per run), expect about 13–21 hours of grinding on average to see one MLB Kitasan Black account.
---

Important Points
This is average math! You might get lucky much earlier, or take longer—RNG is always a factor.
Most players never get MLB Kitasan in a single reroll session
The odds for 3 copies (2LB, spark later for MLB) are much better—about 1 in 38 rerolls.
---

Summary Table
Goal Average Rerolls Time (3–5 min each)
4 copies (MLB/3LB) 250 13–21 hours
3 copies (2LB) 38 2–3 hours
2 copies (1LB) 10 0.5–1 hour

>>532591345
Yeah common strat is just do bakushin runs with all speed cards until you get it

mambo

For some reason I'm having a harder time with upgraded gold ship than regular gold ship. Am I just getting unlucky?

>>532591353
Something about that breaks down a bit when you can see the guy pick her up from school and all the staff go "well, the parents know him"

What do? Running her as Pace on Medium/Long.

>>532591254
they're trying to fuck the whole internet into tracking your ID, thankfully everywhere is just denying service to brits rather than complying with the horseshit

Hello, have you guys pulled for Blaze yet?

>>532591492
hehe he said horseshit

>>532590673
i love big tiddy belno

>>532591467
You say breaks down, I say makes it better.

>>532591254
>taking a piss
Its over britbong

>>532591268
Any uma with +20% power growth.

>>532591428
but what if im too attached to my account to reroll

>>532591295
My wifes

>>532591492
Well not true
Most of my favorite games got taken off of Itch.io today, globally, because of retarded payment processor bullshit

>>532591416
Literally killing the run AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>532589925 (OP)
Is vodka actually hard to play or does she hate me
Because I really want to send her to the fucking glue factory not even Rice Shower was as bad as her holy shit

>>532591416
>luna when you deny her a hug or 5 ATOSECONDS of your time

>club started out as friendly "anything goes"
>Danchode starts culling low performers and people who miss a day or two of logins even after the half month point
>Imposing quotas next month
Its not about the quota, I can make it fine. I simply do not want my funny horse game to come with obligations for 300 more carats. Funny how so many clubs are showing their colors as sweatshit now for some reason. When are we getting a chill /uma/ club?

>>532591295
When is Kris S coming out in global, bwos? And don't say it's gonna be years...

What did she see?

Not dating your trainee is immoral and hurtful to them. It makes them feel like less of an uma compared to their contemporaries.

>>532591521
hehe
>>532591610
that's actually something else entirely, some aussie activist group giving a massive push for payment processors to blacklist porn

>>532591650
Why do people call her luna?

>4 silvers in a row
I'm beginning to believe in that guts is the tiebreaker stat

>>532591391
How ticklish is Teio tummy

>>532591620
Vodka was my third career win and either it was because shit started to click for me or because I got really lucky but she made it super easy

>>532591620
If youre having trouble with a horse, remember the golden rule
The Stamina threshold is first priority, and speed a close second.
If you lost its most likely, in 90% of cases, you didnt have enough stamina

is /uma/ dead

>>532591268
The whole 600/600/600 thing seems like a myth. I have so many mediocre veterans in my lineup with no sparks to show for it

What's the average wit I should be getting in pvp?

>>532591654
when (You) make one and don't corrupt yourself sooner or later like they did
>>532591783
>uma leader only has 16mil
>LESS THAN FUCKING ME
jesus christ

>>532591584
>once again i bring you either hope, or despair.

>>532591709
>blacklist porn
Ironic considering this same activist group considers, publicly by the way, that cuties is a great and enlightening film that everyone should watch and support.

does goldship run a long ura if i run more long races than mediums?

>>532591654
I'll make a lazybros club next month once I get my current club rewards for people who want to put in barely any effort like me

wish me luck bros, im running a shit deck so i could get as much debuffs as possible

>ran out of borrows
>no TP
fuck bros i want to use a potion so bad but i know more than this is going to be unproductive for my account

>>532591864
That same group also happens to be the biggest organization of Terfs in Australia
Do with that info what you will

Umas who would force you to breed with them once their career is done?

What were the uma musume doing between 1939 and 1945?

>>532591926
I’ll go with her if you’re unable

I remember someone saying one of the tactic positions is considered worse since it spends more stamina compared to the other 3 but I can't remember if it was Pace or Late one

>>532591926
best of luck and remember, never give up!

>>532591969
NOT burning books, I can tell you that much! UMA were the GOOD GUYS!

>>532591680
My peepee.

>>532591932
We all have our struggles bro..

>>532591968
96% success rate

>>532591932
it's not gonna be unproductive. You can still luck into a 3* spark.

>>532591968
All of them. It’s their instinct. It’s in their nature. Their number one desire in life is to run and produce great new umamusume and they need trainer seed to make that happen

>>532591932
if you want to play the game then use a potion bwo
you don't need to be productive all the time, just enjoy a run and maybe luck into a good spark

>>532591758
Idk but Teio feet is quite ticklish

>>532591993
Pace uses the most stamina, but races dont change stamina requirement based on style. You either have it or you dont, pace chasers just often have more stamina skills available to them

Good thing there are no sluts in this game. I hate sluts

Just noticed U=ma2 just lost rank 1 spot and there's a 100m gap between them and the new 1st place? They imploding or what?

I'm such a bitch I've already cried 3 times in the first 2 episodes of season 2

Umas always end up with their male trainers or male childhood friend.

>>532592046
I had a golshi run today where she did this and forced me to train wits at max energy

>>532591969
This reminds me of how Nearco, the forefather of the modern thoroughbred, was sold to the English back during WW2 because of the political turmoil in Italy, so they ended up sending him to Britain and hid him in a bunker to protect him in case of Nazi airstrikes.

>>532591924
>4-5 days login grace
>don't kick after the 16th until month ends
>request shoes and post ohaiyos
It's all I ever wanted

>>532592153
wtf u=ma2 just got summer of 92ed?

>>532592151
Bro Daiwa Scarlet is right there

>>532591680
the winner of the next Race

>>532591932
>bros I wanna continue playing the game but WAH WAH WWAH
take the potion you huge dummy and play the damn game
>>532592187
>or male cf
cf ALWAYS lose, esp when its girls

>>532592182
pls stream your reaction to the rest of the episodes
ty

>tried to get 1100/600/600 for legacy farming
>fuck up my training
>need to pass this final speed training to make it
>26% failure rate
>fail it
>go from Great to Bad mood
>fail the URA finals
>don’t bother wasting clocks
>finish the run and get my 3 stars in speed anyways

What a thrill

>>532591969
Horses were still used by (most) of the major powers for logistics work even in WWII
So a bunch of lugging around of ammunition and cannons n shit

How good are Teio hugs? 1-10

anons are erping in the last thread...

>>532591771
She jobbed in every race she was favourite, she even failed the debut by getting 9th place though she had over 200 in speed and stamina and close to 200 in power. she kept in that streak of getting 1st few times and absolutely jobbing at getting 12-16
I noticed at the end her stamina was low compared to her power or speed, tried to compensate with both gourmand and swinging maestro but man getting 16? She was not even trying
Next time I’ll get more stamina but I need to cool down myself raping one of my umas trainees so not today

>>532592182
nothing wrong with feeling bad for teio anon
more sufferingkino and hopekino will come

>>532592254
If you played tag as a boy with your childhood uma you are as good as hitched with her. She'll remember running around with you as a little uma.

>>532592329
are you going to join them or just sit there and watch

>>532589925 (OP)
If my trainee fucks her debut, it's to the glue factory

Sweep toshonahole

>>532592248
>>532592254
stappen brained
>>532592202
>grandfather used to deal with the army horses during ww2
>mfw he died before I was born, or when I was super young
would've talked his ear off about war stories and general shit, and now days about random horse shit, probably would've visited some horse places at some point.
>>532592389
while true and based, we still know the fate of most CFs in anime/manga...

>>532592331
Cringe.

>>532592307
This is partly true. They were really used during WWI because the mass production of artillery wasn't still a fully developed industry by then, so horses ended up taking a huge role during that era in the early 1900s, but by the time of WWII, a lot of the stables and farms in Eastern Europe got obliterated and sacked off their horses, or were just straight up killing them, it wasn't until after WWII that Europe saw a resurgence in horses again.

>>532592329
Great now i need to go jerk off..

I don't get it what does U.R.A stand for, do they ever explain?

>>532592478
would this game have still succeeded if they went full centaur?

>>532592460
In that case the CF has to become the trainer.

>>532592349
A front runner getting 16th shit the bed and got mobbed at the start of the race and fell behind and could not compensate in a way to fight for the front as the race progresses, its gg at the starting gate
An end or late surger getting 16th shit the bed with positioning and got boxed in behind NPC horses running slow because they are out of stamina

dunno about pace they should be getting boxed in at 8th or so

>>532592428
He's a cuck. He'll watch.

>>532592564
no

sexno

>>532592563
Umamusume Racing Association

>>532592331
Based, Teio chan my wife
>>532592327
Comfy/10

The sex fairy

So what do gold and white stars mean?

>>532592664
boobs too big eww

>>532590271
Cute girl
Her VA salute to Sieg Zeon, so extra cute

>>532592564
hahahahah FUCK NO lmao
>>532592565
that's cheating and you know it
>532592695
post your funny gore abuse shit and go away

>decide to knock off some good ends I haven't gotten yet
>Vodka
>get a really bad start
>lose a bunch of races
>too little wit in deck to avoid traffic
>not getting good skill hints
>this drops
Time to lock in

I should be ok for the next event, right? I need to train a Bakushin too.

>>532592228
How can Daiwa Scarlet be a slut if I only have sex with her boobs? Think.

WEYYYYYYYYYYY

Dober sexo

>>532592563
Play on JRA (Japan Racing Association), URA is Umamusume Racing Association.

>>532593031
i hate them

>>532593031
I always found it funny how Natie is acting weirded out here when she's a fucking zoomer too.

Mambo

Bulgarian/Japanese princess when??

Why is haru urara so moody for someone who's supposed to be happy and positive all the time

fucking had to press recreation atleast 5 times in her run

In my defense:

>>532580130
Thats because I am was the Haru Urara Spammer and instead of spamming it today I was doing other stuff.

Anyways, I was shitposting, ragebaiting and (YOU) farming earlier cause there was no content hehe, I still am to some degree. I can't believe someone was up and arms enough about it to wanted to remove it from the club Rentry because I brought in 6 people from Discord in place of people who literally do not do any runs a day. I guess it is deserved. But where else am I supposed to find active players here? I already made a bunch of posts for the club and almost no one applies to it so I thought we were saturated.

One more thing regarding the "DAICHOD KICK ME FROM CUMAA!" I don't understand how so many of you guys are posting that today when I only removed 1 person today so far. And if you were removed yesterday then you are someone who literally do not play the game, as in inactive, as in there is almost no change from when you joined the club vs the day I was making records.

I remember reading a post about feeling bad for looking at my chart because it dehumanized clubies. NGL that's a very valid concern, but yeah it definitely did at the time because I was just putting whatever information that I found amusing in there. Im a data fag and this sort of stuff is fun to me but I have since make it a lot more I guess friendly.

>>532593031
Nice Nature more like Shit Nature

>>532593079
>fellow zoomer should enjoy brainrot
Younger brother of a friend is a zoomer, but talks perfectly normal, not a single bit of zoomer speak, and we're thankful for that.

>>532593039
Most beautiful Mejiro

>>532590497
Herc! I haven't seen you since the days of /gfg/ how have you been buddy?

>>532593084
no 5

>>532592678
>sperm and egg

Kinda shit when you're doing a run and none of the golden skills you want pop up
No maestro, no professor, no gale, no gourmand, no beeline
Just what tachy knows and what the story gives
Stupid iron will

>>532590497
Sounds like a (you) problem

>>532593196
What do you think you were to your parents?

>>532591268
Medium late surgers with bonus power growth. Kitasan Black for speed and Stamina from cards.

>>532593130
>I can't believe someone was up and arms enough about it to wanted to remove it from the club Rentry because I brought in 6 people from Discord in place of people who literally do not do any runs a day.
You're retarded and don't understand the basic unwritten agreement that if you're pulling players from an imageboard then you shouldn't pull random players from a discord server all in a quest to get another 20c worth of monthly currency SPECIALLY when the guys you kicked are getting cucked

>"I was shitposting a lil bit and it was a prank bro"
grow up

for team races, should each member have a different strategy?

>>532593204
Omatsuri Mambo

>>532593273
>make an innocent comment
>instantly gets cunty
hit a bone, ay? grrrr! *smooch*

>>532593228
need more wit

>People getting MLB kita with their 200 roll exchange
>be me, still missing a kita after 450 rolls (not free) (including x2 exchanges)
hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

>>532592564
they should have, but no
also like it or not the idol part is integral of the universe success, but it would be imposible with horse lower bodies

>>532593130
All kicked players are always welcome in ALMOND LOVE

Please don't fuck me Curren
Please don't fuck me Curren
Please don't fuck me Curren

>>532593031
I want both of them to scream brainrot directly into my ears while I fail to get sparks

>>532579653
>>532593130
>all this text
>because of a fucking sticker
>that excel

>>532593130
>"I was just shitposting bwo"
>Doesn't recognize the "DAICHOD KICK ME FROM CUMAA!" posts are other people taking the piss on the situation

Is rolling of super creek banner even worth if if we can't gather enough pulls to spark?

Finally getting somewhere. White sparks galore too

>>532593432
Send me an invite 139896062692

>>532593540
Why? are you an homosexual?

>>532593621
I mean, if you don't have anything you wanna roll for in the near future, might as well, no?

>>532593542
Holy shit, is Tupac

>>532591926
i couldnt do it bros

AHEM
will Fuji ever pay for her crimes?
It seems to me that she is a very obvious predator to the girls in her dorm.

>>532593390
More than 400?
I thought wit affected skill activation, not skill discovery
And oh yeah, she got fast learner right at the start, but that didn't help at all
I think only fucking homestretch haste hit max hunt level

>>532593542
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa boyfag love!

>>532593725
She's gonna get away with it and you will like it.

Why is dober afraid of men?

>>532593130
if you value a few carats more than having fellow imageboard friends then you deserve neither. It's the later half of the month so no one is gonna leave their own clubs to join yours and the only available people are gonna be shitters who may or may not drop the game

>>532593624
your URA finale?
bricked

i like when teio says boku

>>532593804
Irl Spe raped her

>>532593130
Instead of making spreadsheets, have you considered doing literally anything better with your time?

>>532593810
>friends
lmao you people are such fags, worse than women

>>532593796
Damn... lucky Fuji, gets to call all those other girls 'naughty pony-chan' if she catches them breaking a rule...

>>532593714
bwo...

>>532593624
>no URA finale
into the glue factory it goes

i WILL roll for this horse
i WILL love and train her well
i WILL make her marry me
i WILL take care of all our children
i WILL create a legacy of boyfag umas!

>>532593725
not just the girls, but the boys and other trainers too

>>532593130
>b-bros I only posted an ad on discord to TROLL and RAGEBAIT what do you mean I'm a retard for changing up my club goals out of nowhere and kicking people from /uma/ in pursuit of 300 more jims a week

I like when Teio does that thing with her hips while she’s riding my dick

>>532593403
At least 3* is good enough, but when spending, you should always consider the worst case scenario

>>532593542
>>532593668
saw her first in a support card event
pure sexo, love her attitude

>>532593757
they are NOT boyfags, they are just cute girls with less feminine styles, please be nice

>>532593732
>not skill discovery
oh i miss read it as none of the skills went off. yeah nah that shit is just chance based, my bad

>>532593130
you did get removed from the rentry btw not a /here/ club if you have random fuckers from discord in it

>getting constant disconnects for like 2 days now
WHERE ARE MY APOLOGEMS CYJEW

>>532593959

>>532594068
anyon, don't you know how boyfag is being used in here? nyooo bwoo....

>>532593817
>>532593916
don't pay attention to them ain't no way you will trash that

>>532593993
Stop being a whiny bitch. What did you expect from new clubs that are still figuring out what they want to do? Should've made your own if you're so ass-blasted about it

newfag metafag umafag here, who should i spend my free ssr ticket on if i want to be ahead of the game?

>>532593130
No one's leaving to join your club because we're all waiting for club rewards next week
I was interested, but you went from fun schizo to a fucking discorder

>>532593578
saved

>>532594140
Rice Shower

Oguri Cap is so fucking boring, does anyone actually like this bitch? She's not even vanilla, she's milk flavored ice cream.

>>532593959
Shill me her personality, she looks like an edgelord in Rudolf's story

>>532594124
homoshitters ruining girl love

>>532591969
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/St_Lite
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kurifuji

>>532594140
oguiri

>>532594135
I'm in an actual pleasant club, just think he's a retard

>>532593994
E-elaborate?

I like it better when all of the horses have giant fat horse dicks (proportional to their size) (Balls, no vagina) and my trainer is a virgin lady

>>532594140
Special chud

>>532593959
when does she come?

>>532593130
>he's still going
>it went from a weekly check to a daily check

My wife Nice Nature.

>>532594140
Do your quests for the random tickets then use the hand-pick on the woman you like the most and haven't gotten yet.
Metafags will tell you to pick Oguri Cap but I did that and running her gets grating with all the stomach rumbling noises after winning a race.
Would have rather picked Rudolf

>>532594124
I know how it’s used man I’m just setting you up to boyfag post more…

>>532592564
monstergirls are beyond passe

>tfw keep a spreadsheet but never share it
Why can't others just seem to do the same

>>532594219
Have you ever had sweet cream ice cream
Its basically the milk flavor you described, only the cream with no flavorings, not even vanilla
Its actually really good

>>532594098
I was hoping the pic showing a thousand skill points in the bank would ward off that sort of confusion, but I get it
Back to the old grind.

How long more until we move to U.M.A New World?

>>532594184
I love that nature is always surrounded by the most annoying umas

>>532594345
Thats only because she's got an appetite for WINNING

>>532594219
She is our Shounenkino Hero

>>532594281
based?

>>532594357
Delete this

grass wonder owes me sex

>start checking decks of people im fighting against in team trials
heck

>>532594428
don’t ever insult my paizuri daughter again

>>532594428
please dont call my wife Palmer annoying

>>532594358
>tfw keep a spreadsheet
i don't believe you
post it

>>532593130
>not UMA but AK12 VIDYA BUTTS

>>532594428
she's the most normal of the bunch so pairing her with the biggest freaks adds to her desirability

Decent run with Vodka.

>>532594317
She looks 10000% better without those ugly ass puffy twintails

>>532594227
>zWCEjkCGI4_1941437291894812672soundfiles.catbox.moe2F1j7rnt.ogg.webm
That's a new low point, holy fucking shit what is that filename?? Couldn't have ruined it harder if you tried.
>>532594350
Oh... welp.
>>532594305
August, if I remember right.
>>532594358
If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?

>>532594416
2 years

is there any career mode in the jap version that doesnt' have scheduled goals? i get that they're based on the horses' career but i'm not interested in winning any g3s full stop

>>532594130
URA finale is worth more than all those G1s combined, its a brick.

>>532594184
the VN segments are so animated it's really fun

what is this goofy ass bakushin song, she sounds like a chicken

>>532594219
This but Mayano Top Gun. Bitch is such generic slop of a character she makes me want to puke

>>532594496
This isn’t that impressive.
>>532594551
SHUT THE FUCK UP

>>532593804
irl she could never win coed races, only mares-only ones

>>532594281
hmmm... I think this is good too.
imagine poor trainer-chan being stuck alone in a room with a horny trainee

>>532594281
I like it when its not proportional, I want them to be at least 30% dick

>>532591783
/uma/ (FAKE)

>>532594219
I love my country bumpkin wife so much

>>532594551
>that GODLY sweater
>granny glasses
>disgustingly cute hair
NOOOOOOO DONT MAKE ME LIKE NATURE NOOOOOOOOOO

tfw my uma leaves me after 3 years

>>532594496
do people not know what to do when they mlb kitasan? lmfao. enjoy your free wins anon.

>>532594625
she is pure sexo though
her and super creek are outwardly flirty and affectionate, which is a nice change of pace to most of the umas being autismo jones

>>532594460
Kitahara Jones won...

>>532594496
mile front/pace runner?

Marvelous and Helios are so fucking far away on the release timeline...

I guess it gives me time to save up carats...

>Nearly 250 careers with no 3* blue spark
I think I might hate this game

>>532594625
You sound like a histrionic woman.

>>532594219
only metafags care about her

>>532594542
Shhh don't let my members see this

>Shortening TM Opera O's scenario events makes her narrate her own summary
Holy kino

>>532594690
When are you gonna prune the shitters, danchode?

>>532593130
>>532594543
wait is Selil literally vidyabutts

>>532594720
what are you supposed to do?

>>532594625
>this extremely well liked character is such a generic slop bitch I HATE HER AND WANNA PUKE
>being a contrarian this fucking hard for (You)
Tranny moment.

>>532594219
someone hasn't seen special week

is a 3 star wit spark worth anything at all

Why did that have to happen to my wife in the final episode, I wanted her to win. She deserved to win

>>532594709
just let the debuffs flow straigh into your balls bwo, its too late to escape now

>>532594714
Every uma has its own trainer in their multiverse (You). It's up to you whether you're living happily ever after with them or stuck in an endless what-if loops where you train various different umas forever and ever...

when does duramente come out

>>532594835
TM Opera O is based

Fine Motion owes me sex

>>532594736
I like Creek. She has a nice subtle twist

we hate rice shower here

Sex with a boy

>>532594962
>owed sex by a tranny

You now remember the fact that Grass Wonder has a MASSIVE ass

>>532594720
>do people not know what to do when they mlb kitasan?
no, i dont

>>532594887
for debuffers in races where they can't just spam wit training the whole time (if you want to make goldship a debuffer, for example)

can you get an invite to a club while you're waiting for approval for another one? i've been waiting hours now....

>goldshit jobs the ura finale, even after using 3 clocks, because I have a 600/1100/400 stat spread
>get 3* stamina spark
not sure if i should be happy or sad, missing out on the ura spark sucks

>>532594835
I can't wait for her to finally come home so I can enjoy her story
https://youtu.be/zPRmnhz8N9I

The shit I hate the most are those random cards where the first event is reducing your energy
FUCK YOU PALMER

>>532595009
I prefer the picture of Dia doing this

>>532594940
Next year

>>532591967
First "Bakushin King" I've got.

How many total fans do you guys currently have?

>>532594281
This but I need to have the full package

>>532595034
you only need to run 3 speed cards to max speed every game regardless of strategy with MLB kitasan. dudes be running 4 speed cards for no reason.

>>532595009
Career ending pregnancy making T.M. Opera O into a girl

>>532595084
Is Meek the only canonically pure (virgin) horse in the game?

>>532595084
>rest
>energy is just below cap
>random event gives evergy
>overfill
>another event gives more energy
>all wasted
I hate this so much more

Uma April Fool's event. All the girl's models are replaced with centaurs.

>>532595009
Uhhh this is a slanderous picture.
My Overlord would NEVER do this.

How can the Trainer afford Oguri's food bills?

>>532595185
only true if you have 20% speed attribute

>>532595009
she is a woman, stop hating them

>>532594625
I don't like how absolutely fucking thirsty she is for (you) right off the bat immediately, extremely offputting
Doesn't help she seems to get a lot of mood down events.

>>532595125
Based.
>>532595261
That's the type of shit Gaijin Entertainment would unironically pull, wouldn't be the first horse related joke either.

>>532595084
I must remind myself every run to NOT TAP TOP on THAT Satono Diamond event.

>>532595329
it's all billed to Tracen

>>532594796
>realising you won’t be able to type bereshit in game without the filter getting you

>>532594887
Rarely. 9* stamina / 9* wit is a useful setup for training sprinters if you don't have enough wit cards or str parents.

>>532595182
20m, started a week late.

>>532595376
I mean, it would be easy to justify it. Have it be the dream of one of the girls. But making all new models for all of them would be a huge time sink...

all this spreadsheet faggotry has motivated to start my own

>>532595329
Anon? Your anime based lore knowledge? The school is literally paying for it, always has been.

>>532595383
30 stamina for 20 energy doesn't sound too bad...

Sex with a gorilla

>uma.pure is now showing me traits in japanese instead of in English like it did yesterday (the site itself is set to English)
>only giving me unusable JP IDs
Ehhh...? Umm, brosephines...?

>>532595383
>event triggers when you have no energy
>free 30 Stamina

Event status? Have you gotten all your cards?

look at these bozos crying over some G3 race lmao

>>532595383
I actually take this one sometimes, especially when I'm strapped for stamina at the time.

>>532595182
2M, I started almost two weeks ago and am pretty casual about playing it

>>532595383
it feels so nice when the event procs and you are at 0 energy. shits free as fuck.

I naturally try harder with haru urara and rice shower runs because I can't stand seeing them cry.

>>532595620
This was their last chance to not get sent to the glue (SP) factory.

>>532595261
Nah, I wanna see the chibis on the race track

>>532595084
why i stopped running the biwa sr power card, even though i have it mlbed
stop giving me -20 energy for +5 stat and a shit skill

>>532595620
>Train all your life for this
>Lost to an autist with a speed fetish who doesnt even know she is getting duped and hasnt run more than sprints and miles
I would be crying too.

>>532595565
https://uma-global.pure-db.com

are you sure browsing uma-global?

>>532595182
19m, day 2
my starting deck was absolute asswipe and only got better recently

>>532595084
>Mejiro Palmer shows up
>Trainer for whatever reason: "This will help my trainee"
>-200 energy +1 guts

>>532593370
yes pro tip urara can be an End for dirt team

which one? I also can get disorient if I go with rudolf's unique

>>532595182
20m after rerolling

>>532595689
I try hard with Bourbon but she’s hot when looking at me like I’m trash

>>532595383
what is the cost of a stamina training, because 30 is actually like a rainbow + 1/2 ppl

>>532595684
kingu calls you that as lobby girl

>>532595609
616. It'll be done by the time the event ends.

>>532594741
roppei won

>>532595684
I didn't know any of the umas were into SMT

>>532595609
350k in 7 days, i can do it.

>>532595503
Just make it pallet swaps, simple. It's how gaijin did it...

>>532595329
Tracen pays the bills. They even pay for it, when you marry her.

>>532595786
rudolph's is good for late and end. blue rose just kinda sucks in general.

>>532593130
this is weird. stop doing this.

>>532595620
anon, those NPC umas dont get many chances...

>>532595786
divine might is one of the best unique uma skills.

>>532595786
>Emperor and Empress
nigger you have the royalty build laid in front of you

>>532595895
You really think uma fans would be ok with something so low effort? Also, I hate what WT has become. I am happy I quit that game years ago.

>>532595609
I'm on my 11th bingo card with 1m event points

>>532595347
>girls liking me?? EWWW, HOW UNREALISTIC
speaks more about you than anything, desu senpai

>>532595786
rudolf's is the one of the best in the game

>>532593130
how do you know who is discord?
how do you know that one guy is VB?

>>532595620
the first time i saw this i felt so bad :(

>>532595383
>20 energy for THIRTY stamina and a shit skill
or
>5 more energy and guts and a shit skill
idk man I take it everytime, maybe it's because i'm always above half energy when it shows up, but I see it as a huge gain, also I dont want to leave her alone I just cant do it

>>532595913
it's also not bad for pace. It can really clutch runs
>if you're 2nd/3rd as pace then you usually winning
>if you're below that it's very likely that you're gonna proc and zoom

>>532595753
I wasn't, thanks. I went there from one of the guides on the OP, but I just realized I had opened the japanese guide this time...

>you can effortlessly gain 500k+ fans just by spamming G1's which you're supposed to do if you're farming sparks
>there're still 5m people in my club that been playing everyday since day one
Am I just too unemployed to understand how this works?

HARU NYOOOOOO

>>532595897
>They even pay for it, when you marry her.
Sauce for this bold claim?
>>532595963
They better be. That, or make it a super realistic horse, a carbon copy of the actual horses, that would be far fucking funnier. Just one day an update pops up, you install it, and BAM! Realistic Honses!
>I hate what WT has become
I hated it 2-3 years in, back when it was still a "BETA" and the grinding wasn't insane bullshit akin to WoT.

b-but the METAGODs told me to always grab energy as the +5s add up over a run...

You could be balls deep inside Dia right now. Her warm, wet, welcoming pussy giving your cock the relief it aches for and you wouldn’t have to wear protection because she wants to give you an army of uma children.

But no, you’re too busy shitposting and looking at pictures of other umas to want that.

>>532596016
Its gotta be slow, not her immediately jumping after my dick.

>>532595376
wtf, trainer taller than the umas? gay

>>532596109
What is this a reference to? I feel retarded for not knowing but also feels like I should know...

So, how much of a taboo is it for an uma to flit with another uma's trainer?

now i understand
mambo cute

>>532596229
Cause for death

>>532595383
>WHOA RAINBOW-CHAN YES I'D LOVE TO SPEND 30 ENERGY FOR 25 STAMINA!!!
>ewww event-kun go away no way i'd spend 20 energy for 30 stamina

rice shower? cringe
bourbon? cringe
tachyon? cringe

>>532596229
SEA NIGGER
HOW MANY TIMES DO WE HAVE TO TELL YOU

>>532596090
qrd on why we need to spam G1s for better sparks? I thought it only relied on stats, or are you not talking about blue sparks

>>532596170
STOP POSTING ON HERE DIA
Learn to respect boundaries

>>532596298
nuh uh YOU'RE cringe.

I’m going to have sex with Winning Ticket

>>532595182
0, im rerolling

when is curren

okay how is she for mile? I think I went overboard with the stamina but uh surely her rivals will run out of it mid race and she will clutch! haha
I'll build a better air groove some other time, unfortunately she choked some races but she was alright for a first try, I'll only take super creek for stam next time, maybe another power card instead of stamina and more speed training
>>532595913
I mean I had it proc a decent amount of times with other pace umas, it could be a race saver if she starts falling behind but is fighting for the win
>>532595925
>>532595956
>>532596021
yeah it was kinda obvious but I was still hesitating for some reason, ty

>>532596090
bwo i cant afford g1 races because i'm struggling to hit 600/600/600 thresholds. even with 3 stamina cards i can only get it by senior november if im lucky

>>532596368
>spends half the time crying

>>532595620
anon, only 1% of all horses/umas will ever win a graded race...

>>532596090
>you can effortlessly gain 500k+ fans just by spamming G1's which you're supposed to do if you're farming sparks
Niger I can barely max out a single stat, and only if I'm lucky or playing bakushin, much less two. Now you're expecting me to waste training time to spam G1 races to top it off?

>>532596137
Why wouldn't you? These fucking shits never show up when I have a bad condition

oyakodon

>>532596112
Because only a millionare could afford to feed Oguri pregante and the resulting mini Oguris.

>>532596298
you forgot cringe ship and tm cringpra

>>532596090
A guy with two 9 spark legacies speaks and I shall listen.

>>532596170
>acting like you have a choice
you WILL give her new satono babies equal to the number of g1 races she wins

>>532596408
600/600/600 spark mill umas are not suited for pvp

I'm cheating on Maruzensky with another uma. At night i train her how to race

>>532595620
ok but this is why career stories where your own uma has to taste bitter defeat are also among the best

>>532596027
>>532594841

How real do you think this is?
>>532465724
>>532465901

>>532596316
It's the white sparks that you get for winning G1's, they also can give a bunch of stats which is a nice bonus on top of blue sparks if you're aiming for perfect parents.

>>532596316
g1 sparks give you stats and skill hints

>>532596554
>deleted from pixiv

Will the next scenario powercreep our current parents or will they still hold up?

>>532596304
I think you have the wrong anon, anon.

>>532596529
You aren't providing hard enough if you can't even afford to bring food to your wives and children's table.

just realized i completely forgot to watch umayuru see you guys later

>>532596408
>mile - B
>685 speed
brotato...

>>532596516
Her mom is cute but I could never cheat on Almond

>>532596316
https://gametora.com/umamusume/g1-race-factor-list

Each G1 race has a 20% chance of giving you its spark which has extra stats. You could end up with a higher stat total if you get a 2* spark if you get really lucky with G1 rolls. It won't replace a 3* for breeding but it's going to make the road to get there easier

>>532596596
The problem is that it's really hard to get 1100 stamina while also winning a bunch of races, there's just not enough time to do it

Taiki Shuttle's weird accent lost its novelty real fast

Which Runner do i need to build for Bakushin legend?

>>532596683
It's true. I read it in the contract.

>>532596781
Did her tits lose their novelty?

>>532595620
call me a faggot but I genuinely feel bad for npc umas when they lose, especially when they cry like that, really wish they'd let me train them

>>532596447
I would watch a movie about a non thoroughbred horse from bumfuck nowhere that somehow developed a talent for being fast anyway and drew enough eyeballs for them to get into several high grade races

>>532596516
Her mom is cute and I could always cheat on Almond

>>532596809
I have Super Creek for that

>>532596809
Taiki shuttle already has big tits. Imagine how big they will get once she starts having kids.

>>532596830
I like to daydream about exactly that

>>532596756
G1 sparks are like +3 to a random stat
People farm g1s for the hidden affinity boost, not the sparks

I love Taiki shuttle's novelty boobies.

bwos can you share the decks you run for long and medium races scenario?

How much pow does a sprinter need and can I settle for under 1200 speed?

>>532596806
When will Doto snap and rape Opera?

>>532596828
a lot of the NPC horses tend to also show up at Awful mood
what is happening to them before they even get here

>>532596849
>>532596739
do NOT cheat on almond
Not even to fuel her disdain of losing and to make her even more possessive over you

>>532596830
Anon this is literally the plot of oguri

>>532596943
nyever

>>532596943
*RAPES U*

>>532596916
here's my current gigacope deck since I have kitasan perma-borrowed for the event point bonus

When will Dia snap and rape me?

>>532597004
he said non-thoroughbred

>>532596997
Never. She won my heart.

>>532597004
The musume or the actual uma? I dont have Oguri Cap to train

>>532597018
she would never...

>check uma finale opponents
>none of them have a stat beyond 600
600 trio is enough to get through finale. hit as many G1s as you can. RNG can fuck you even if you have 1200 in everything anyway

>>532596969
I also noticed that, a lot of them seem to struggle and they cant really do anything about the actual main characters unless rng decides said main characters have to lose, which doesnt really happen after the player has been messing with the game for a while, sad

>>532596596
>>532596771
Can story G1 give us stars
Its true I cant get even to 1k stamina due to bad luck

>>532597029
Stop resisting her advances

>>532596939
literally as much power as possible. sprints are so short and everyone is at 1200 speed so acceleration is how you beat out the rest.

>>532597065
Well sure but you’re never getting non thoroughbreds to race
>>532597087
The anime

should i be running every g1 i can win or only run the ones that match what i'm going to use them for pvp (ie sprint events for sprinter)

>>532597138
We must seek justice for the NPC horses
Especially if they arent actually randomly generated and the same NPCs can show up in any given race

>>532596916
3 stam, 2 spd + whatever you feel like.

>>532596706
uh... medium? at that distance stamina matters a lot more haha
ill test her out on both distances on TT, im not autismo about winning it anyways

>>532597226
>What I wanna see is nongaybreds racing their way all, the typical hero story!
>Well fuck you that would never happen
Good lord are you one gay ass niger ningen.

>>532593130
eHons raising is srs bzns

>>532597220
even for frontrunners? I thought power only applied for pace/late since they translate all power into acceleration burst

>>532597195
You can’t resist

>just one support banner and the game has already gone to maxing out multiple stats
I dunno this is funny but also boring?
I thought the game would keep its challenge longer than this

>>532596943
When it does happen Opera will get the instant loss+fucked silly+mindbreak+multiple orgasms experience but it will only happen once

>>532597356
>Bakushin poster
>Is a silly baka
On brand. Speed = Max Speed (Velocity)
Power = How fast and early you ACCELERATE.
The sooner your bitch ass bakushin can accelerate to max velocity the easier she'll win.

>>532597245
>Especially if they arent actually randomly generated and the same NPCs can show up in any given race
Mini Cactus-sama...

>>532597356
Front runners still need to accelerate to hit their top speed sis. If both front runners have 1200 speed then (disregarding skills) whoever reaches 1200 speed first will never be able to be passed by the other nigers

>>532597415
Do you want to be forced to spend $2000 to finish the career?

I need a 9* stam uma mommy to breed. Please stop giving me 1* wit :)

*autistic Vodka noises*

>>532595609
I got all of my cards but haven't maxed out the rewards yet. May make a run this weekend.

>>532597497
Gyrurun gyururun!

posting kinohonse
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ibcr7F-F-Ng

>>532597415
just run worse cards on purpose, you can with with only Rs and a good strategy

>>532597332
No

>second race
>get third place
>Tazuna says I don't know enough skills
The fucking classic year literally just started what the fuck?

>>532597195
>Kitasan trying to come home

>>532597481
People were finishing career before kitasan

Sharing in case anyone still needs Kita or a 8* stamina horse :)
321839850175

How the fuck are you supposed to get the 30 races mission done?

>>532597242
Every G1 you can win

>>532597465
The pride of the Mejiro family...

>>532597606
Yeah because it's easy on purpose. That's my point, if it was hard you would have to whale to even do anything

>>532597220
cheeky banner brats need correction

>>532597340
Humans don’t post on umachan
>non-thoroughbred hours
Eugh

>>532597481
Dude you can finish the career with R supports...

>>532597530
Super Creek...please. I can't drink any more milk!

>>532596219
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYACPsH5QmY

Be aware that this is a face hugger in the shape of Teio and not Teio in the shape of a face hugger. This poor trainer is being impregnated at this very moment and will perish shortly afterward.

>>532597415
that's how it goes when the fun content (story) runs out. All that's left is optimization

>>532597676
the game is just balanced around you not rerolling for / dumping everything into a completely broken MLB lol

>>532597426
>Doto becomes super apologetic and even clingier
>Opera keeps trying to find ways to make her do it again

>>532596683
god her outfit is built for sex is it going to come to the game

>>532597497
her barley tea on the rocks dialogue made me smile
She's so cringey

>>532593130
It's hilarious

>Globally, almost one in three torena-sans have experienced physical and/or sexual violence at least once in their life. This violence is often perpetrated by current or former partners.
>94% of torena-sans who are raped experience symptoms of post-traumatic stress disorder (PTSD) during the two weeks following the rape.
>Ages 12-34 are the highest risk years for rape and sexual assault.
Around Umas, never relax.

Hate this game sometimes

>>532597574
Bought another skill and did the third career race and place fourth, again Tazuna saying I don't know enough skills
The hell is going on?
Pace chasers aren't hard, her speed and stam are already D+, and the rest of her stats were E+
Am I supposed to have like what, 5 skills by April or some shit?

>>532597415
>people reroll/spend hundreds on an early banner that was too strong too early after years of hindsight
Yeah well you could have not minmaxed

>co-worker sends me a random Matikanetannhauser Mambo meme
>through work DMs
>and it's all because I briefly told him about this game and that I played it a week ago and he said he was gonna get into it since he loved horse racing as a kid

>not a single Turf 8/9 on uma.pure has good compatibility with Urara
BROS LITERALLY WHY ELSE WOULD ANYONE USE FULL TURF
technically one does show up but it's outdated, they don't have that Uma set anymore

>if my chrono is late start, i lose
AAAIIIIEEEEEEEE

>>532597426
>>532597742
now thats the sauce, thats the juice

>>532597773
>Try to bring to light the crimes of the umas
>No one will listen because everyone loves umas
Umas rule the world, and no one wants to admit it.

>>532593540
Look out!

>>532597705
... that is an awfully specific literal fucking who reference
>>532597835
>he told his coworker what he does in his private time
uh oh... soon karen will call you a pedo, resulting in a call by HR

>>532597629
6 speed deck, bakushin, take every sprint you can and use the race fatigue immunity goal races have.

>>532597818
based Goldship
>>532597773
it's an UMA world bucko, deal with it

>>532593714
Sadness and sorrow..

>>532597530
How is this allowed

>>532597835
mambo

>>532597835
Gee anon you sure work fast

>>532597835
he's reading this thread right now, the mambo memes have been basically contained to this thread because it's just a ritual poster.
he's here.

>>532597773
The fucked up thing is that umas are a protected class so they'll never get in trouble for it.

Fellas, which uma would give the best hugs?

>>532597976
canonically taiki

>>532597976
Super Creek

>>532597976
Depends on what you're looking for.

>>532597976
Taiki Shuttle

>>532597943
wut
i thought the mambo meme came from one of the chinese servers/communities

>>532593130
You are so strange

Guys I… my trainee…
When we were taking a shower together…
She was stronger than me and…

>>532597773
>>532597895
>>532597951
>The Uma Musume world is just a reflection of our current world
What the fuck bwos...

>#1 favorite of the uma finale
the only way you can lose a career is if RNG fucks you

M A M B O

someone help me justify playing the game even though i've already used my 3x daily guest borrows

>>532598039
it did

>>532597935
Because her trainer canonically allows it

>>532598057
that says #11 favorite...

>>532597976
Taiki will literally bearhug you to death with your head between her taikis

The REAL PVP is happening in JP right now.

>>532598048
KWAB