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>Game news (EN)
Current Rate Up: Tokai Teio (3* Alt), Mejiro McQueen (3* Alt), Kitasan Black (SSR), Satono Diamond (SSR)
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>IP News
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https://umamusume.jp/contents/event/tnf6th-autumn/

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Uma attack!

Teio!

>>532463587
made for basashi

mambo

I'm sticking with this thread

mambo these nuts

This one
>>532463587
Stop bullying Teio chan

Mambo

>just saw my danchou quite literally change the club from you do you to reaching the gold
No joke this just ruined my passion for the game

>>532463619
what does C.B stands for?

lots of threads

>>532463962
Guild????

Teio!

>>532463356 (OP)
non-schizo thread, home...

Post some mambo please

why hons

>>532464014
I think there's a 12 mo period where you can't make a team? At least that's what I remember when gflex broke off

>>532464132
washoi, mambo

What's a mambo?

>>532463962
>my casual rando guild recently kicked out 6 inactive members and start enacting maximum 2 days of inactivity policy
I'm going to pull the trigger if you don't stop this madness danchou

Android emulators are allowed right?
Steam ver shitting itself for me

i spent all my carrots on the banner and i got 0 good speed cards

Face hugger teio is impregnating me with her eggs please help...

>>532464238
I don't know, but there's at least 5 of them

still rerolling

>>532463962
>>532464240
still better than gunsmoke

>>532461069
was not expecting this to be accurate, yet I landed on Matikanefukukitaru. guess I need to go pull Taiki now

>>532464075
I'm not leaking it but I joined from just browsing the club menu, for all I know it's not from /uma/

>>532464238
Ei Ei Mun!

>>532464240
Casual does not mean not playing the game. At least you can log in.

>>532464251
Sorry forgot to remove name

>All this shit for muh divegrass
How about we just pull out from it since nobody gives a shit aside from some circlejerking wannabe e-celebs

>>532464132
wait for summer Machitan next week

So why did they make Tachyon only an R when she was undefeated?

>>532463962
>>532464240
someone should just make a hangout/funposting oriented club desu, would be a great time; hitting A is piss easy without any quotas or anything as long as you hit 30 players

>>532464389
fuck you I love divegrass
I still don't understand what's the issue with the team though

>danchou is bottom 5 fans in your club
What do?

>>532464287
I'd suck the eggs right out of Teio's ovaries

>Got MLB Kitasan
>Still need to borrow MLB Creek
well that solved nothing

CURREN CHAN IN 3 DAYS

>>532464223
>>532464228
Thanks

B-but I like divegrass

i could beat teio in a fight

>>532464389
but I love divegrass

>>532464389
>Divegrass
Wait, is this all soccer related??

>still frozen in team trial
I'm gonna miss 20 carrots from daily bros..

>>532464486
helios when?

>>532464590
like a year

>>532464389
I do think both /uma/s should just refuse to participate. As fun as it is, I don't think anyone should be enabling this faggotry.

>>532464501
That shit is fine, it's just that the faggot schizo is really mad that this general isn't splitting so he can have an excuse to have a new team for his shitty made up divegrass competition. It's all drama and circlejerk shitposting with his discord friends.

>>532464389
suck my cock divegrass is fun

>

I'm getting a mamboner bros

>>532464464
iirc he was the first manager of the uma team but sucked so much ass he got replaced by the current one, and has been fighting to get it back since

>>532464389
divegrass is ok, the problem is that there are black players.

>>532464639
wait so this shit is because someone wants TWO umas on vglel?

>>532464639
without it he'd just find something else to be an obnoxious retard about though

>>532464639
how do you people find out this stuff unless you're involved in these discords? or is this your own headcanon?

>>532464615
Next question, is my wife good?

>>532464687
How the fuck can anyone suck enough to be replaced? I mean /akg/'s divegrass team is still alive.

>>532464687
>its all shitty drama shitposting for sucking ass at managing an imaginary divegrass team
Man, some fucking schizos are just that petty, lmao.

>>532464767
uma meta doesn't matter enough that you should care, if you like her she works

>>532464687
The dude who made /uma/ team in rofltournaments long before the game released?

>>532464687
>all of this autism is because of some retarded nigger being BAD AT SOCCER
ARE YOU SERIOUS?

I don't like divegrass because I refuse to beat my wife

Anyone have THAT image of the petite and eccentric Director Akikawa?

Maru is my boomer umawife.

>>532464639
I mean is the fag is able to keep up his threads for 1 year than by all means let him have a team.

>>532464767
Any uma is good if you give her the right skills and uniques, namely Maruzensky and Taiki's

>>532464780
it's some discord drama bullshit no one cares about

Dont be a chud, just reroll for 3LB and spark for fun times. Dont be like the anon in the last thread.
---

How Long Does It Take to Reroll for MLB (3LB/4 Copies) Kitasan Black?

The Math:
Each reroll: 13,500 carats = 90 pulls
Kitasan Black rate: 0.5% per pull
You need 4 copies (MLB/3LB) in one reroll
Probability per reroll: ~0.4% (1 in 250)
(Chance to get 4+ copies in 90 pulls)
Expected Number of Rerolls:
On average: ~250 rerolls needed for a 50/50 shot at MLB
---

Time Estimate Based on Reroll Speed
Minutes per reroll Hours for 250 rerolls
3 min ~12.5 hours
4 min ~16.7 hours
5 min ~20.8 hours

So, if you reroll fast (3–5 minutes per run), expect about 13–21 hours of grinding on average to see one MLB Kitasan Black account.
---

Important Points
This is average math! You might get lucky much earlier, or take longer—RNG is always a factor.
Most players never get MLB Kitasan in a single reroll session
The odds for 3 copies (2LB, spark later for MLB) are much better—about 1 in 38 rerolls.
---

Summary Table
Goal Average Rerolls Time (3–5 min each)
4 copies (MLB/3LB) 250 13–21 hours
3 copies (2LB) 38 2–3 hours
2 copies (1LB) 10 0.5–1 hour

lol

>>532464894
I'd rather he not have a shitfit every 5 seconds about people not using his vandalized threads personally, he's currently spamming copies of this thread to try to get mods to wipe them all and force us back to his defaced OP

>>532464826
>>532464906
The way you're saying this makes me think she's not good...
Still will roll

>>532464915
>Dont be a chud, just buy an account with a 3LB.
Fixed that for you.

Cute boys umas are too far away.

>>532464891
Can this do?

>>532464915
This guy is right, I had a pretty good SC account when I first started but after getting jackshit during the Kitasan banner, I rerolled and got 2LB, then 3LB on the way to spark and now MLB Kita is making runs way easier

>>532464894
The problem isn't that, it's the rampant shitting up of the thread, doing weak bait to split people up like all the yurischizo posting shit, also a lot of it is coordinated discord drama with his faggot friends getting into it. All the scat shitposting comes from the same people btw.

>>532464915
Erm anon what about why would someone be rerolling with only 1 instance of the game?

>>532464767
SS for miles, apparently.

so what happens when the friend point shop gets reset? does the Urara get swapped out or just everything else?

>>532464975
what a fucking retard

>>532464975
>>532464983
Before /uma/ I've been to /vg/ exactly once, for a niche ass general that combined tons of games at once under a specific genre. That thread was chill as hell and nice, till it self destructed because of a schizo.
Till then I've only had hearsay about how /vg/'s true nature can be, making that image all the funnier. What a sad and pathetic shit show lmao.

>>532464915
Nah, if it's bricked, it's bricked

top cunny unlocked!

Just keep posting in this one so the others get deleted instead, this faggot cannot win and try to split us from our jp bwos.

>>532465008
We arent paying you bugmen, thats the point

>>532465018
>petite but also has hips and thighs like THAT
This is unfair. I need to wife and breed her

>>532465134
>>532465146
it got worse

>nigga gets his team
>loses in quals
what then?

>>532465235
uma is king of /vg/

>dubai umamusume
name her /uma/

who's having a melty?

>>532465235
>>532465151
Bro this shit is so fucking funny to me, you have no goddamn idea.
>>532465296
>All of this autism over imaginary soccer, and not even that but because of a 4CHAN LEAGUE that plays PES

>>532464975
Good job Jannie

>>532465235
at least you know he's absolutely fuming that people aren't taking his shit bait as he does this garbage

>>532465245
He'll just go schizo on divegrass

I'm sure glad that the skizo is diverting attention away from me restructuring my guild and kicking a bunch of people at the end of the month before reset.

>>532464546
yes, generals create their team with their characters, usually iconic memes and such and drop it into a PES simulator, there's also managers and they can setup strategies and such, but the reality is that a machine plays the game

>>532465151
>M-my legs... they are kneeling on their own

>>532465363
He's MOTIVATED

>>532465420
BASED
guild name to join?

>>532465420
>kicking before rewards
nigger

>>532464992
She is a fronttard with decent speed/strength innate growth but her whole gimmick is she got debuffed if she is the no.1 favorite (she is career jobber). Just remember she will most likely job in Arima Kinen due to her E long affinity (her whole career before that is sprint/mile races).

>>532465359
It's probably Dubai Millenium or one of his children.

>>532465245
He'll just blame everything on us and start spamming scat for days or something, lol

>>532465420
you're gonna get reduced rewards bro

>>532465093
I think the team stadium ranking places more importance on skill consistency, use the chanmi tab to find out how strong they are in competitive

>>532465018
Built like a horse.

>>532465151
>mfw

>>532465184
Tempted to just funnel pulling umas till I unlock her outfit. I really want hers and Air Groove's

>>532465496
>fronttard
my favorite type of uma

>>532465420
>kicking people BEFORE the end of the month
FUCKING DEVLISIH! But I'll haunt your ass in these threads if this concerns me!
>>532465450
I'm aware of that much, I ocassionally watch Summer and Winter, when the based host is doing it. But I had no idea what "divegrass" meant, till I googled it and found the wiki.
>>532465476
One way to describe it.

>>532464915
>Dont be like the anon in the last thread.
i just borrow mlb kita and play game

>>532465481
CUMA

do we need more threads?
also i need a club

>>532464891
I got what you want

>>532465227
Become her trainer

>>532463509
She is too powerful for a 1*

I don't know anything about this game or general. is there any particular reason you guys are spamming a gorillion threads here?

>>532464238
Omatsuri Mambo

>19
if we get a full board screen cap it please

why the FUCK are costumes locked behind 3*
and why do 3* need THAT much?

I love TM Opera O.

Everyone shut up I need to lock the fuck in

>>532465698
what do you do when you need to borrow MLB Googoo or MLB Fine Motion

>>532465675
Belno doesn't look like that nor would dress like this

>>532465359
>Dubai
Orfevre and Stay Gold don't look!

>>532465725
>Become her trainer
BUT THE GAME DOESN'T LET ME

>vidya butt
holy shit the whole circus is here

Which uma would give me a lazy, disinterested handjob out of obligation rather than any sort of romantic or sexual desire?

>>532465610
can use your statues if shes really your wife

>>532465781
easy peasy just make her win haha
>>532465675
god i hate how sexy mask shit is, esp on bitches like her or gyaru
>>532465814
its only missing frog and wojak spam

hey remember that time when /gig/ and /uma/ went full retard in divegrass?
good time

>>532465814
he plays umas just like that other gfg tripfag

>>532465754
Some SEAmonkey is having a melty that no one has been taking his bait and is spamming because of it

>>532465724
If you meet the requirements ill have you. Im a gfg afterall
CUMA

>>532465536
it's based on which uma has a higher chance of getting the sharp event, there's an usage rate right below it and Mayano is used in almost all distances due to her chance of getting the buff being way higher than normal
https://gamewith.jp/uma-musume/article/show/258347

>>532465675
Belno...

Please come back home to Kasamatsu...

>>532465763
we're at 21 threads and counting

How the fuck does my 600 1150 500 350 400 rice shower lost in the URA finale

>>532465787
>when you need to borrow MLB Googoo
I'll roll for her later, I already have 1.
> MLB Fine Motion
I don't care.

>>532465921
Someone is having a meltdown...

>>532465960
Speed should never be a secondary stat

Why do you lot have so many threads up? My general almost died.

>>532465960
get boxed noob

>>532465921
at this point I wanna have those useless seanigger mods just keep him going, i wanna see how far he can take this before everyone riots
>>532466010
HAHAHAH HOLY SHIT THIS MELTDOWN IS KILLING GENERALS LMAO

>>532466010
Uma strong!

Who's having a meltdown now

Chat I think I've accidentally gotten my 8 week old kitten addicted to uma musume

Oh hey, the schizo posted that sexy pic that I forgot the save the other day
Vodka is so goddamn hot

Take responsibility.

>>532464238
TL NOTE: mambo means THE GAME

I like it when the umas eat a lot and get big bellies

>>532466010
>>532463509

>>532466010
Seems like someone is having a slugfucker moment.
Eventually the mods will do their job, at least I hope they do that.

>>532465093
When does Bakushin 2 come out?

>>532466010
Its one guy lmao

One of the new threads is using a Teio abuse OP with a new MD5 different from all the ones I filtered so I'm not at all surprised to know that the gigasperg is the same schizo that was behind all the teio hate spam

what website will tell me what skills the next legends racers will have? Trying to see if I'm all set for sprints.

>>532465834
I had priorities

hmmmmmmmmm nyes

Stop spamming the board, retards

>>532465813
Not with that attitude.

>>532466010
seamonkey got bored of the latest vtuber drama so he's back to trying to force a thread split and get to manage a divegrass team again. maybe he's mad the greenwhore cucked him

>>532466081
Alright...
GET TO TRAINING YOU FAT BITCH! GO GO GO! RUN RUN RUN!

>>532466137
like a year and a half

A second rate regional racer with no future shouldn't be allowed to have all this aura

how sex with GRASS WONDER would feel
she has NEGATIVE tits

>>532466139
considering the contrarian revenge posts we get it, I feel like it's at least 2-3, or one hyper schizo with multiple IPs that posting from multiple at once

>>532466160
I need more statues, Rudolph needs them.

Reminder that trainer and uma relationships should be kept professional, cordial, and platonic.

Oh he made one of the OP images straight up porn
Maybe the jannies will finally mop up his shit

>try to build a turf Urara so she can actually run some fucking races
>best I can get to start out is C
>"Well, it's just a 20% debuff it can't be that bad"
>lose every race despite overwhelming stats and skills
>"well surely I'll get one from inspiration"
>stay at C for the entire run
>still can't beat fucking G3s even with endgame stats
Okay this is bullshit

>>532465784
Now post the uncensored one

I don't know what's happening with all the meltdown and thread wars but I just wanna let you know that I want to mating press her so bad

How do I score 1st in all of golshi career goals? I feel like chaser is a meme and should probably go for betweener or leader.

>>532464780
We went winless in our first /vg/ league, including a 5-12 loss. He quit after we (now JP) mocked him.

>>532466302
>22 threads? no issue here!
>HE POSTED PORN!? SHUT HIM DOWN, THE ADVERTISERS!
LMAO

>>532466226
proxies are much easier to access than you'd assume desu

>>532466263
Some umas are going to end up doing the SO Shuffle...

Whenever I post a screenshot of my speed gains you all reply "wit too low"
Whenever I post a screenshot of my wit gains you all reply "power too low"
Whenever I post a screenshot of my power gains you all reply "stam too low"

>>532466010
The divegrass shitters having a melty again.

>>532466206
Best comedy scene in Cinderella Gray was when she was on the phone with Oguri crying about how she jobbed in the boonies. All this while Oguri was tearing shit up in the Nationals

>>532466010
>>532464389

>>532466378
stam and power
you can set her to pace if you're a coward

>>532466064
how so

>>532466306
Haru urara is the vegeta of the game.
She'll always be weaker than goku. No amount of training will allow her to surpass goku. Then when you stop caring you'll get double turf sparks and she'll become a monster for a few episodes.

>>532466451
i will only compliment your hons sorry.........

>>532466010
SEAmonkey is having a massive melty because people stopped taking his bait

>>532466378
I just went a whole straight 13 undefeated win streak triple crown run on her yesterday. Just be mindful of your power and stamina, and don't neglect her wit.

>>532466451
Why does Golshi look so fucking locked in on the left?
I expect the right image to goof off for 50% of her races

>>532466510
Vegeta has won their fights 3 times bro

>>532466141
he could be shuffling the md5 for everything he's posting tbf

>>532465769
I think she is beautiful

bros...

>>532466626
God she has nothing there
So hot

>>532465008
It’s been funny watching the prices go down real time. The amount of account supply to buyers keep increasing.
LB3 kitasan accounts are $10 now, when they used to go for $35.

>>532466501
She seems to have a lot more interest in my computer screen when I'm playing, like she'll go on my desk and bat at either the cursor or the characters

>>532466626
The water falls down so fast...

Where's the fucked up and evil natie, huh? What if she's tired of being nicey?

no the fun is over...

>>532466626
HAHA FLATTY
DON'T LET THE TOWEL SLIP

>>532466626
she is gonna get on heat again..

>>532466010
what the fuck

>>532466586
>Zarbon, Pui Pui, the entire bugmen planet, 15% of Namek

>>532466709
nyooooooooooo....

>pruning threads
>futa op is still up
lel

>>532466626
what is keeping that towel up

>Finally get a 5 streak win against the toughest opponent in team trials
>still get less point than my highest score
>still under promotion

MODS ARE FINALLY DOING SOMETHING

There we go

>23 threads
>>532465901
the one with 25 or 12 members?

>>532466712
This was the best part of S1

>>532466686
cute

>>532466773
You forgot dodoria and goldo

>>532463934
Matikanetannhauser

>>532465227
akikawa is my favorite umamusume

>>532466796
>>532466821
>I took em 20+ threads AND porn to finally do something

>>532466626
why is she wearing the ear socks in the bath

mambo
omatsuri mambo

>>532464389
That's exactly what he wants. Not gonna happen, sorry.
>>532464780
>two stars
>sucks
I know you're not doing good right now but come on man

Thread#969......gone......

>defaced shitter thread got killed
LMAO

>>532465093
>Seiun Sky and Palmer that low
My beloved long-distance front tard...

The more I play the more I'm starting to believe on the witmaxxing meme

Once you got good stamina sparks and speed cards you barely touch the stamina and power trainings and spam G1 races

bejita won against goku during the saiyan saga
bejita won against goku during the buu saha
bejita won against goku at the end of super hero
goku is a LOSER

>>532466686
cute

Sell me on Gold City.

>>532466707
>name is nice nature
>look inside
>it's all debuffs
DON'T BELIEVE HER LIES

>>532467029
bejitabro btw

>>532466957
you and i both know they only stepped in because of the porn OP images

i hate special week

tfw there's no page 10 in /vg/

>>532467047
She loves old trainers

>>532466838
Wait wtf there are guilds that used are using my name? No it should be this one

I am literally Vegeta.
Recommend me an uma musume wife.

>>532467047
just look at her

>>532466967
there's an option to remove headwear for the onsen scene later. it removes all the silly hats, ribbons, ear condoms, etc

>>532467076
makes you wonder why they do it instead of sticking to normal bait, the only reason the shitter got a 3 day earlier was because he started spamming scat

Imagine all the sex...

>>532466451
I will admit I never watched the anime because I was disappointed to see golshi's anime design compared to her cuter game one

>6 Million threads
SHUT IT DOWN

>>532467029
>Goku is a loser
Tell me how you would defeat lore accurate Goku, you have access to every possible tool on Earth at this current time.

My 2yo nephew climbed up my lap when I was playing Super Creek’s career and pointed at her and said “fat”

>>532466967
Please be patient she has speed autism.

>>532467130
>leader
>doesn't have the most fans
Embarrassing
Hand over the reigns, you clearly don't know what you're doing

>>532467141
She has been described as Vegeta-like

dude trainer smell lmao

>>532467141
Nice Nature because she's always number 3

number 2 is Gohan

>>532467207
SPEED
POWER
STAMINA

SPEED POWER STAMINA

Vegeta would have King Halo as his favorite horse

>>532466707
She is here inside my game

>>532467047
I bet she'd let you train her for 10 bucks

>>532467216
I would give him heart disease by preparing overly rich food

>>532467253
this image gets me breathing heavy every time i see it

>>532467187
I really want her or Daring Tact for half anniversary...

>>532467076
I refuse to believe we don't have at least one dedicated janny for this popular game, not all of them can be hoyoslurpers can they?

>>532467076
>>532467175
2020+5 4chin moderation is a fucking miracle, and in moments like today pure comedy gold.

>>532467216
Just shoot him? loo

are we seifu

>>532467254
I will be rolling for, maybe even spark if I have too!

>>532467372
Holy shit, be careful with that fossil

>>532467362
/gfg/ has one. Or had, not sure if they're around still

>>532465862
I did it
My hot springs virginity is no more!

>>532467338
to they even have enough horses now for Daring Tact's career

I'm glad I waited an hour to come back this shit was retarded

>>532467362
we might pick one up eventually but if we actually had a dedicated mod it would've been dealt with quick and not after half a day of bullshit

>>532467387
Sadly I could only afford to 4* my Biwa
Had to save for kitasan, at least she's MLB now

>>532467442
Nicely done. I'd post something else of her, but all my Rudolf images have her in Christmas trees.

>>532467478
it got up to 20+ threads not too long ago and he started spamming porn OPs, was kind of funny

what is the next good card after super creek? i already have 2lb

>>532467253
Imagine, a cute hors enters your room and begins to have her way with you.

>>532467442
BASED!
>>532467362
Reminder that /vg/ has one of the lowest mod counts, if I remember right. /v/ meanwhile having a disgusting amount, all doing NOTHING.

>>532466626
I came so hard to the doujin...

>>532467376
this shit makes me laugh because in like chapter 1 of dragon ball bulma shoots little goku in the head with a pistol and he just goes "ow"

This girl smells her own poop and cries about it. Do not look up to her. Do not train her.

>>532467560
Yeah I just scrolled up and saw >>532465921

>>532467552
She's perfectly smug

>>532467376
Speed of light is crazy fast in DB, speed of light irl takes 7 secs to travel the planet, in DB it takes seconds to reach the realm of the Kais.

So laser gun wont work sadly

>>532467596
speed Tachyon but she comes out in like a year

>>532467047
hairy gold bush like a 80s porn star

what will help me more for champions meet? Using 22.5k carats to get 1 more copy of kita or using the carats on stam refreshes for better parents

>>532467468
They could just add someone. Recent triple crowns (Gentil, Orve, Ai) had one uma whose sole narrative purpose is to job to them.
Though Still in Love is the more likely to be released for half anni than Tact.

Sell me on Curren Chan.

>>532467596
I think it's nice nature or goldship, don't quote me on that but I remember those 2 being decent

ENTER
CHADHAN

>>532467615
>Reminder that /vg/ has one of the lowest mod counts,
It's crazy, because it also attracts the highest amount of schizos by its very nature. It's definitely one of the boards most in need of moderation. What the fuck are they doing?

>>532467767
we've got abysmal dogshit

>>532467713
I'm firmly believing the half anny uma is gonna be a surprise Contrail announced at pakalive

Witmaxxing is not a thing until you have Stamina/Power parents

>>532467596
They weren't lying to you when Kitasan black was the only thing worth rolling for the first years

>>532467767
im rerolling

>>532465363
Motivator is Titleholder's damsire by the way

I hired this Maruzensky to destroy Curren Chan

>>532467661
For good reason too.

whats the best thing to buy in the store? pack B and pack C?

>>532467967
>dead womb

>>532467998
nyes

>>532467767
I have never gotten rice shower to the finale

I love mares
I love bloomers
I love mares wearing bloomers.

>>532467998
yeah, although the pool only includes launch stuff. They give tickets with larger pools at similar cost at anni/half anni iirc

>>532467857
If I remember right the leak also mentioned something over the turnover for each mod, to no ones surprise /vg/ has BY FAR the highest.

>>532467973
I love this unconventionally strong horse

>>532468030
...at this point it's a trainer issue anon, I'm sorry

is eshin flash/sweep tosho worth using if i only have them at lb1/lb2?

complete and utter newfag here
it's "late" position practically a death sentence in sprint distance? I mean everyone surely has a stamina to just front run it and the only factor to take account is the compatibility
I'm probably wrong but ye
it's like everything about this urara girl is made bad on purpose

I got 2 3* stamina sparks this week. I've almost made my own personal 9*... and then we become invincible.

The exercise bike has the funniest expression

El Comdor Pasa is Goku. She's lively, always looking to race, always looking for more rivals, is talented, and kind of dumb but not full on retard.
Rice Shower is Gohan. Destroys McQueen (Cell) and is never relevant again.
Tannhauser is Vegeta. Always pretending to be relevant, always coming off short in winning, always saying something about rivals but never beating them.

I only know how to pronounce Mambo name because I heard it from gundam sneed des first

>>532468097
yeah that's the good shit right there

How often do we get TP potions and in what amount?

Spark is 30k, right? Just figuring out how much I gotta save to make sure I get Doto when she shows up in a few months.

>>532468127
It's only a problem when you don't have enough power to accelerate and catch up to runners.

>>532468127
it's only decent once you get your power up to be able to accelerate fast enough

The disciplinary committee took care of the other breads.

>>532468213
I don't get it. Of all the characters, why this one?

>>532468146
>Vegeta beating Goku was one of the last things Toriyama wrote before he died
I'm not buying all the jobber Vegeta posting

>>532468127
it has lower margin for error because of the short distance so it's somewhat disadvantaged
mitigated by stats and skills

>>532467206
best I can do is 271k threads

>>532468294
You wouldn't get it.

which genres of bait do you think will disappear for a bit since the seamonkey finally got a ban

>>532468127
end and late can be good for sprint and mile races but require enormous amount of strength to reach their maximum acceleration in time
for Uraras campaign, you can change her to front despite having a G and still win most of the time

>>532468294
She's cute.

>>532468294
she's like a gerbil

>>532468245
I wish to have an unprofessional relationship with this horse

>>532468245
Hello Officer!

>>532465675
Tell me about Belno. How does she wear a mask?

>>532468347
>since the seamonkey finally got a ban
but you're here?

>>532468294
She's cute and had to compete with some busted ass horses in it's generation.

>>532465509
Millennium was bred in England
>died at age 5 with only a single crop
ouch, at least Dubawi ensured that his blood will never fade away

>>532468294
She's cute and persevered for this long racing some of the most notorious horses in the JRA.

>>532468347
>the seamonkey finally got a ban
someone please check up on /bag/...

>>532468245
Idunno why people say she's Jotaro when she's clearly Abbacchio.

Is buying these a brick? Is anything from the daily sales worth it?

SHE took care of it

Haru...

>>532468541
why is Doto abusing that poor autist?

King of sex

How many umas do i need for legends race? 1? 3?

I've been out of the loop but are there a bunch of chinese rerollers/bots following people on mass recently or something?
I didn't get kita and only did the bare minimum of logging in for the past week, and I came back yesterday to 700 followers, up from 100, and now I have 900 tonight.
I have an 8 star teio and mlb fine motion so why am I getting so many followers? I'm grateful for the friend points but I'm pretty confused.

>>532468541
Bag is too busy posting sexy seia to notice.

>Nice Nature
>is actually very nice
Woah

Everyone on this family is a schizo

>>532468594
she TANKED that

I am falling for her bros...

>>532468579
only if ur really close to getting ur next star rank and you dont plan on pulling on the uma banner anytime soon.

>>532468605
Tired of her shit.

>>532468579
I ONLY buy clocks from there

I want to put conditioner on her hair

>>532468541
All I got was loli porn
obsessed

Your first successful hot springs character is your official uma musume wife.
Post her.

>>532466686
kill yourself, yurinigger

Why is Rice Shower still reading picture books in high school

This character comes off like a mentally stunted rape/abuse victim, I really don't like it, it's depressing

Can someone explain this attribute to me? Does it mean Power as in the stat or something else?

>>532468623
Upcoming legend races are based on Sprinter Stakes, you only need one sprinter to compete, but one of them is Bakushin so you can't use Bakushin to compete in her legend race.

>>532468623
1 for each race type.

>>532467254
is she really a smellfag

>>532468683
>DOES THE ORB SAY THAT OPERA WILL LOVE ME OR NOT?
>It says... No.

>>532468541
Bwos... When are we getting our OWN sexy Seia equivalent...

>>532466686
Cute.
Stay alive, yuribwo.

>>532466686
alive yourself, yurichad

>>532466451
ill skissue

>>532468713
>Say Gold loves lolis
Based

>>532468713
I cant wait for uh... years until they release Stay Gold on global.
>>532468731
I haven't gotten the grand prize yet...
>>532468763
why are some of you anons so vehemently gay?

>>532468579
buy clocks and parfait

>>532466686
live yourself yuriGOD

>>532468594
I'd kill that trainer on the spot on god

>>532468773
it increases power gained in training by 1. Kita could be in speed, power or guts and the bonus will still apply

>>532468731
Shes also my first A+ and even got 8* Stamina with her legacies
Shes a good girl

>>532468638
And I want every single one of them

>>532468605
She is a bully.

>>532466686
*rapes u delicately, like a flower*

>>532468773
the stat. it increases the base value which is affected by other multipliers. its very strong.

>>532468929
You'd kill no one, pussy.

>>532468713
>violent pedophile raises family of psychos
Makes sense

>>532468626
Forgot pic. Other than that chinook guy, the names all seem normal and they all seem to have normal titles and stuff. I'm not even close to top 100 in team trials either so I don't get why I'm getting mass followed.

>>532466686
*beats you to death, then gives you a big smooch*

>>532463356 (OP)
sniffing Grass Wonder's big butt that can barely fit into her buruma
sniff sniff

daiwa after any race against vodka

>>532467651
orfevre and golshi do the same thing by the way

>>532468979
At least it's not a toothpick.

>>532468978
How come she melts so easily in Opera's presence then?

Obligatory reminder to do your Extra Trainings for the Director friendship increase.

>>532468981
>>532468934
Thank you, another one I can't understand is this one, how does it behave?

>>532468982
Proof?

>>532469024
What's wrong with Chinook? It's a cool heli

do you recover more energy if umas are on wit but no rainbow?

I'm so sick of not having a 3* stam but I feel like borrowing one will feel like cheating

>>532468713
Are ponies the same race as umas? or are they what dwarves are to humans?

>>532469002
It's ponyphile thank you very much.

>>532469063
only if she wins

>>532466686
The cat really want a horse pal.

>>532469048
Stallions don't wear burumas

>>532469024
Are you in a top 20 guild or something? Maybe from there since you have a MLB fine motion

>>532469170
She needs to be bred by me.

I wonder how Meek feels seeing her trainer trying to bang her rival trainer
That is diabolical

>>532467967
Hag got moves

>>532468638
Bro this is just Kino with a slightly different color palette and longer hair

>>532468893
yuri's only good in porn
now kill yourself, yurinigger

>>532469184
>the cats fur pattern matches akikawas cat

>>532468605
I remember someone posting here that irl Doto was actually a pretty mean horse before he mellowed out in retirement

>>532469024
Did you post on Discord? or in the uma-global.pure-db.com ? probably some else posted your id, MLB fine motion is more requested than kitasan black

>>532469085
when ur mood is high it increases the multiplier regardless of what training that character is on.

>>532469309
yeah

>>532468605
She's the boss of this farm.

>>532469285
Nah, it's good in more than just porn.
And since I know it pisses you off, I'll post more from now on.

Couldn't get closer if I tried

>first A rank
>double SS
>absolutely brainless run

Is this sprinter privilege?

>>532469129
It was just the only name that popped out at me as an iterative name that could just be a guy's 47th reroll or something.
>>532469203
Nope, in the 300s.

>>532469002
Not his fault he was bullied by Point Flag to the point of trauma for being a horselet

>>532469232
Little does Meek know im only helping Aoi to get with her

>>532469392
based

I am King Halo's strongest soldier

>>532469397
What are these extra rewards they are talking about after you finish the event reward list?

>>532469285
>>532469392
both of you are idiots
now kiss

>>532469509
impressive...

>>532469369
That sounds very good, I wish they could show the math they use for these calculations, thank you for the answers anon

>>532469085
it amplifies the 10% you get with having a great mood, so if the card has 20% amplified, it becomes 12% instead

>>532469509
Now let's see that hotspring ticket...

is there a list of uma that would get tattoos. want to know who to avoid.

>>532468638
I dunno why but Stay Gold with that outfit and that pose kinda reminds me of a Yakuza character but I can't pinpoint who

>>532469509
Did you race the arima kinen with her and win?
If not then you arent even her strongest footstool

>>532469232
>>532469414
Happy Meek lives a not so happy life...

>>532469532
you get more bingo coin

another hot spring obtained
just wish I could finally get it with McQute

I wanna make a generic, strong opponent in simulations to try and beat
what kind of stat line should I give them?

>>532469614
tattoos are forbidden bro so none

>>532469561
i had to do so much research to figure out how to determine what makes a support good or not. some cards with high mood/training effectiveness are just good as "roamers" eg- haru urara (guts) from the friendship shop. shes excellent on every training except guts (for now, unless ur doing a guts build). because she has high training effectiveness and mood bonus.

>>532469614
Vodka would 100% get one if she thought it was 'cool'.

>>532469509
>no senior spring triple crown
>no senior autumn triple crown
3rd rate trainer with a 4th rate uma

>>532469614
tattoos are a major no-go in japan due to the association with yakuza

>be me
>try to convince my casual weeb friend to try uma since day 1
>friend thinks its fucking weird but eventually gives in and tries
>fast forward to current
>I'm still logging in everyday raising three umas a day
>friend went off the deep end
>tells me to fucking leave the club because I'm slacking

>>532469614
tattoos are haram
there is a reason you dont see umas with tattoos

>>532469248
Yes.
His chink name when he won his first and only G1 in hong kong was "Gold Journey"

>>532469509
>classic triple crown but no autumn triple crown
you can do better

>>532469679
600/900/1200/1200/500

I kinda want to know how bad guts is in return to investment past 350

>>532469345
Nope, neither.
Guess I'll just be happy with the random blessing if it isn't a common or widespread occurance to randomly get this many followers.
At least I was able to mlb urara from it.

>>532469392
Try to do it with subtlety too. He hates that the most.

Asahi Hai
Hopeful Stakes

>>532469679
just check #1 player in PVP and copy their stat

Anyone else soft locked and can't do Team Trials anymore? How do you fix this?

>>532469795
im sorry bro, u just got low fans im tryina get 300 extra carats and you've become a liability. see you at the pub sunday for curren chan pulls?

>>532469774
>>532469836
King can't get the Autumn crown you fools she runs a different race the day of the Osaka Hai

>>532469398
no it's just speedniggery

>>532469658
>taking urara to the hotsprings
Very nice

>>532469901
literally the most free G1s every uma should get

>>532469902
No, because that is unrealistic goal

>>532469738
What would you think a consistent support card effects tier list would look like? I would appreciate your input

>>532469901
yummy I love white sparks

>>532469728
um this is wrong, umas are for training not marrying!

>>532469954
>comes 6th

>>532469901
hopeless stakes...

>>532468763
>>532469285
Don't give it attention bwo. It's main objective is to shit up the thread.

Sex event with Oguri Cap. Sex event with Oguri Cap.

I just joined a club to get the carats. Are there actually things to do in the club aside from trying to gain club points by donating shoes?

>>532470010
she's not locked in here with you, you're locked in there with her.

>>532469930
you literally can

It bothers me seeing how many hours I have on Uma Musume, it's already my second most played game on steam.

So uhhhh I just saw my daichode kick like 6 people... how should I feel about this?

>>532469901
hopeless stakes...

Witmaxxing is a me-

>>532469782
horse owners are the yakuza bro.
>>532469760
ya she seems that type. probably something she would regret too.
>>532469808
you're telling me air shakur doesn't have a hidden tattoo? doubtful. look at her ear and face. it's like a pin cushion.

>>532470117
>sub1k
>witmaxxing

>>532469930
osaka hai is part of the spring crown

>>532470107
ESCAPE

When people said I need more power as a late surger I misinterpreted that as needing way more power than speed
took about 5 runs for me to realize Grass Wonder was accelerating very quickly and cleanly to a max speed of about 5 mph. MORE SPEED
800/600/600 seems like pretty consistent wins though so i'll just spam this on every late until it stops working

>>532470082
saving this kelsey.

What parents/deck do you use for King Halo? I keep jobbing and her run always dies before I can win the finals.

>>532470117
>Hey guys look at me witmaxxing
I see you speednigger

>>532469795
how? is your club top 100 or something, doing 3 career is already better than average, my club has like 5 friends dead weight with 1-2 million fans... your friend sucks bwo

>>532470010
What about marriage after training?

>>532469509
Nowhere near my King Halo peak performance.

>>532470117
Fake witmaxxer
Gold Ship, use this man's body like a raft

>>532470082
Mostly for trading dirty shoes, If you are lucky your club has an ERP discord server like mine

>>532469921
probably contact support
https://support.umamusume.com/

>>532469975

depends on the uma and what distance you are trying to build that uma to race, but generally what im finding is the following:

top priority is good gold skill that activates consistently and at a good point in the race -eg supercreek (for non-sprint distances)

after that statstick eg- kitasan black where the combination of stat increase multipliers + specialized training priorty are high kitasan does both, which is why shes broken. other examples in the SR category would be characters like agnes tachyon wit for medium racers (cuz of the +1 skill point gain during training) and sweep tosho generally (also for the skill point gain)

and after that, good skill hints for your race distance/strategy are kind of a luxary but you ideally want them.

>>532470082
Eventually they will let club members "lend" out their umas to test against each other, but that's it.

>>532470164
>>532470254
>>532470391
Anything more than 1 wit card is witmaxxing

If you force Teio to race every G1 race she's good at, you get like almost 600k fans per run

>Sprint (1400m, Recommendation: 500 Stamina)
>1200 Speed 450 Stamina loses to 1010 Speed 500 Stamina
>1200 Speed 350 Stamina loses to 470 Speed 500 Stamina
>1200 Speed 250 Stamina loses to 130 Speed 500 Stamina

>Mile (1800m, Recommendation: 800 Stamina)
>1200 Speed 700 Stamina loses to 920 Speed 800 Stamina
>1200 Speed 600 Stamina loses to 560 Speed 800 Stamina
>1200 Speed 500 Stamina loses to 270 Speed 800 Stamina

>Medium (2400m, Recommendation: 900 Stamina + Gold Recovery)
>1200 Speed 1000 Stamina loses to 710 Speed 1200 Stamina
>1200 Speed 900 Stamina loses to 470 Speed 900 Stamina + Gold (when it activates)
>1200 Speed 600 Stamina + Gold loses to 210 Speed 900 Stamina + Gold

>Long (3600m, just for fun. Very difficult to have too much Stamina here)
>1200 Speed 1000 Stamina loses to 200 Speed 1200 Stamina
>1200 Speed 1700 Stamina + 3 Golds loses to 1000 Speed 1700 Stamina + 4 Golds
>1200 Speed 1200 Stamina + 3 Golds loses to 700 Speed 1200 Stamina + 4 Golds
>1200 Speed 1150 Stamina + 2 Golds loses to 200 Speed 1200 Stamina + 4 Golds

But I thought speed was important....

>>532470082
just keep trading shoes

>>532466586
What 3 times? Even if you count the one where he tricked him by calling off the fight to deal with Buu and then knocked him out from behind, I can still only think of 2

>>532470502
nope, speednigger

>>532470345
king jobber...

>>532469509
this is brilliant
>>532470345
but I like this

curren chan savings?

>>532470096
>>532469728
I will be skipping this rapist when her banner arrives
I WON'T sign the cert
I WON'T wear the ring
I WON'T be in the basement

>danchodes kicking this late into the month
But why? You are cucking people of their gibs even if they join another club. Meanwhile any new blood you get now won't get any gibs either. You also lose any fans the kicked players might have earned. Even if it's not a lot it might tank your rank enough to be kicked out of the current bracket since people will last minute rush.

>>532470560
see >>532467029

>>532470572
15k
I'm breaking out the credit card if she doesn't come. Depending on how nice she wants to be, she can cost me $200.

>>532470520
Medium umas have it so easy... Mile rights NOW

>>532470550
Chat is this real?

>>532465093
>3/5 SS rank runner is TopCun
How does she do it?

>>532470575
Based and same. This is my wife after all.

>>532470604
>me when I see danchos

>>532470604
Imo there should be a note to a clan that does that, so newcuties are aware that the leader is black.

>>532470453
That's very helpful, thanks for helping me out anon!

>>532470575
I like how you're acting as if you get a choice from this cock hungry girl

>>532469953
My imouto

>>532470757
Isn't Staono still months away? Where did this story come from?

>>532470604
>Oh boy it's 16th, time to not do dailies anymore I won't be kicked.
Not today kid. I'm taking you down with me if I have to.

>>532470757
MCQUEEN TASUKETE

>>532465093
Opera is actually good? Nice!

>>532470757
My umawife will protect me and curse her.

>>532470672
Pink sparks are like turf and distance, why would semen be a pink spark?

TEAM TRIALS IS STILL BUGGED FOR ME AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

>>532470757
AAAAIIIIEE CURREN CHAN SAVE ME

>>532469132
anyone know

Mcqueen will put you in Mejiro dungeon

>>532463437
>>532465207
Thank you anons who saved my run even though I posted in the wrong thread

I'm reading through Daiwa Scarlet's bond stories. Isn't it awkward having a serious spat with Vodka and then returning to the same dorm room to sleep across each other? It looks like it doesn't get that serious often, but when it does I just can't imagine how awkward it is.
>Captcha: GYAT4

>>532470891
I hope Ryan puts me there instead

I joined a rando club for points, but I'm thinking I should now join a club that is somewhat tryhard. Do I need to go to discord and shit to find them?

>>532470572
I'm ready

>>532470572
I have 33k

>>532470870
Because she rides you till you cum

>>532470889
No, you get bonus energy if you train Wit with a support Uma that has a +Wit energy recovery perk. If there's no support Uma, you get less energy.

how the fuck does the doctor event work? what are the probabilities of failure on each choice?

I was told that we, yes, WE, would be getting 3k carats SOON. Where is it?

>>532470572
CYGENEROUS TASUKETE

>>532471002
health and charm are the safe ones
strength is the most risky one

>>532471032
2 more weeks trust

>>532471032
cygames shill here. no more gibs, you retards doomposted kitasan black banner too much and we lost too many players. fuck you faggots, you get nothing.

>>532470984
it doesnt have to be a rainbow right

>>532470124
speaking of Air Shakur...
when is she going to be obtainable for Global?

>>532470625
Huh. Yeah I guess that checks out. Goku is always stronger but those two never actually fucking fight, and the two whole times they do in both the original manga and anime, Vegeta wins, even if Goku was stronger.

>>532471002
iirc it's 20%, 40%, 60%, 80% and then the ignore her one that just gives 10 energy. you'll want to use the 80% one to get the charm buff ornthe 60% if you're feeling lucky, it gives both corner and straight recovery

Is the Natty event card good? Seems useable for the red skills and its a wits card

>somehow I have 45m fans
ha.
all I do is spark farming but you're welcome Danchou
feels weird to be a "Laid-Back" club in Top100

>>532471074
given how rewards went with JP we should get a few tenners during her banner

>>532470604
because meta goblins are soulless faggots
>>532470930
imagine the hate sex between two angry umas...

how is this even possible?

>>532471224
around 9.5 months I think

>>532470814
The event?

>>532471408
That's Xcom baby!

>>532471408
>Hopeless Stakes

>>532470930
Pretty sure she mentions that their dorm gets awkward no?
Plus Vodka moved out eventually i think.

>>532471408
Your trainer lacked the Guts needed to sustain her spurt.

>>532471413
shit...

>>532467216
Get his wife to henpeck him for daring to fight against me.

>>532470828
>he thinks diachan's oshi will help
You absolute buffoon. Who do you think she learned it from?

I just realized I have over 2000 carats available by watching the stories

please stop posting curren chan and tempting me to roll for her

>>532471408
Just imagine that you always have 1% chance to fail a race regardless of stats. It'll numb you to bullshit like these eventually

Do you guys bother learning professor of curvature from kitasan black’s card?

>>532471475
could be worse, I'm going to be waiting like 2 years

>>532471525
You WILL roll for Curren Chan, oniichan!

>>532470757
That dress really accentuates her boobs.
>>532471408
They call it the Hopeless Stakes for a reason

>>532467442
I had mine with goldshi...