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>>534652914>Game News (EN)Current Rate Up: Curren Chan (3*), Yukino Bijin (SSR), (SSR), Nishino Flower (SR), Narita Taishin (3*), Yaeno Muteki (SSR), Zenno Rob Roy (SR)
Next Rate up: Smart Falcon (3*), Super Creek (SSR), Tazuna Hayakawa (SSR)
Main Story Chapter 3 is up.
8/7 - 8/22: Golshi Week Celebration
8/17 - 8/27: CM Taurus Cup - Tokyo 2400m, left, spring, sunny, firm
8/21 - 8/30: Legend Race
8/28 - 9/10: Story Event
Timeline: https://uma.moe/timeline
>Game News (JP)Current Rate Up: Satono Crown (Alt 3*), Cheval Grand (Alt 3*), Win Variation (SSR), Duramente (SSR)
Legend Race vs Sakura Bakushin O (Alt) and Biko Pegasus will be held on 8/7
LoH Long will be held on 8/12, Sapporo, 2600m, right, summer, sunny
Pakalive Vol. 56 4.5th anniversary stream on 8/22
CM Classic will be held in September, Kyoto, 2000m, right, autumn, sunny
>IP NewsUmamusume 6th Live Event Autumn Leg will be held on 10/18-19
https://umamusume.jp/contents/event/tnf6th-autumn/
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You must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.
>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26 (Now includes Tanukis)
Game database
https://gametora.com/umamusume (click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)
A basic guide for newfags
https://rentry.org/umaglobal
Find networks if your region is blocked from the game or client
https://www.umavpn.top/
Seiyuu & Concerts
https://rentry.org/umst
/uma/ POG (Paper Owners Game)
https://rentry.org/umapog
Umamusume Global Reference Document
https://docs.google.com/document/d/11X2P7pLuh-k9E7PhRiD20nDX22rNWtCpC1S4IMx_8pQ/preview?tab=t.0
>>534664524https://ranking.net/rankings/best-umamusume-characters
Oguri most popular uma
Her tits are honestly the only good thing about her.
how many hours until super creek banner?
My soulmate, Nice Nature!
>>534664943What does the G stand for?
REJOICE!
IT IS MARVELOUS SUNDAY DAY!!!
https://youtu.be/WdbRb2ksX7s
I have 550 points. Do I take Iron Will + misc yellows and use her for Long or do I get Murmur/Dominator and use her for Medium?
My favourites are
1. Nice Wife
2. McWife
3. King Wife
4. Wife Cap
What does it say about me?
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>>534664998McQueen status? Slow metabolism.
I really should go to bed but here I am posting at 1 am
>>534664948Spe would be no. 1 if she always gives Gourmand
Are there any umas that legitimately hate Torena-san?
Not talking tsun, but actually only putting up with due to their position.
>>534664948TIEO TEIO TEIO
Seems about right, she and the GOAT are the best.
>>534665169Dober but eventually she bends to the cock
>>534665124God hag groove is so sex
>>534665169Should be Stay Gold and Dream Journey but insert fags are so fragile they will never have them act like the real horses.
>>534664948Isn't the real horse always high up in popularity polls as well for decades now? Peak idol.
In other news, Satono Diamond's son, Hornero, was able to win his debut race (1800m 2YO Newcomers Niigata)
>set up decent deck
>get hit by the two mood down plus injury wombo combo
>even after salvaging it all end up with a 1* spark
When are they increasing the times you can borrow other Umas again?
>>534664937Based triple cripple.
i need the tachyon event NOW
>>534665290Nice. He better keeps it up
>>534665293You take my wife out of that mud pit NOW
>>534665290Not bad, he looks promosing.
>>534665281She really is perfect wife material.
>You're taking a vacation traveling alone in the arizona wilds
>as you're walking, you hear the sounds of some uma shoes off in the distance
>then, you hear some guns click, you turn and see a small group of feral outlaw umas pointing revolvers at you
>all of them eye you up and demand you give them everything you have and drop your clothes and put your hands behind your head
wat do
>>534664948>5thSuzukabros it's over
>>534665285>muh insert fags
>>534664948This seems to be missing some of the newer umas
>3rd 3* sparks
>speed again
sigh
>>534664957spoken like a true slopper
>>534665442Considering she surpassed Spe I'd say that's pretty good.
>>534665293Show me that Matikanefukukitaru
>>534665169You can't not with the yakuza enforced family friendly horses.
Man, is it just me or has the RNG gotten worse?
>>534664948Specialweekbros.....
>>534665442>I need other people to validate my opinions Be gone, you don't deserve her
>>534665567peeps here say golshi mode has tougher NPCs if that's what you mean
>>534665510she's filling in until I pull Taiki
>>534665530Why are yakuza so lame and gay?
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>>534665293You're doing the equivalent of unumaing my wife with this selection, how could you.
I need my own Power/Stamina spark horse so I can actually run 4SPD deck without worrying about capping speed without power
>>534665498Suzuka love and kisses and starting a family with
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There's something about Nice Nature's career that feels so damn frustrating
>>534664948>Oguri and Teio are both in my top 3Feels good not having shit taste
>>534665594I have no issues clearing the Golshi mode. It's just that I can't seem to recreate the same high stats I used to despite using the exact same setup
>Anchors aweigh
>Shoot ahead like a speeding bullet
>Get stuck being 1 (one) slow uma and lose momentum
>Place 5th
Any way to prevent this? Yeah if you're blocked you're blocked, but you shouldn't be getting fucking blocked by a single fucking runner in the middle of nowhere.
>>534665639Fine, since you asked nicely
>>534665684But anon
Nips are notorious for their shit taste
>>534665713navigation skills
>>534665714>provoking this earlyyou derserve another child
>>534665410Why is this hag raping Suzuka
>bring tazuna for all her protections
>doesn't come up at all during junior year
>fail a 20% training
>knocked down to Awful and Practice Poor
>doesn't show up for new years either
Useless ningen
>>534665702oh, remember the game is a rogue like, unless you're running all MLB SR and SSR you're gonna be getting various results until you consistently get similar results, some runs may feel similar but there are too variables
>>534664948if japan likes oguri she can't be ogureddit
>>534665713I think wit helps with that, also positioning skills, however, sometimes the AI is just completely retarded
i've had a matafucker literally push her way out of a crowd, slowing down for a half second getting caught on other runners
>>534665713you actually want LoS/Navigation skill for this
but these skills are unreliable soooooooo get fucked
>>534665625I see, I should probably also applaud you for raising her dirt from F to C and mile to A. I hope you get Taiki soon.
I dont like seeing my wife in DIRT like that
>>534665817Yeah, friend cards suck ass. She doesn't show up at all in about one third of all runs. I replaced her with another normal support card by now.
>>534665713INT, positioning skills, and power
>>534665768They are the same age retard
>>534665124gyaru air groove is an amusing juxtaposition
>Sodashi
>King Kamehameha
>Kurofune
>Deep Impact
Never ever...
"If you're blocked youre blocked" says the faggot that didnt invest in power not wit
Why is it always the same set of images? Got anything new to spam in /u/?
I did the Guts build again
This one came out better
Medium S refuses to proc but at least got Turf S and she isn't CM locked
>Senior year
>Mayano STILL not at orange friendship
Why do you hate me so...
>>534665974>>534666023Suzuka is made to form a family
>>534665442in a way its very impressive since the real horse got merc'd right on the track
>>534664948>>534665580>Grass Wonder comes in at 21, 2 ranks above Special WeekLOL
LMAO EVEN
Special Chud still getting keked by Grass Wonder
I think the people constantly family-posting about a teenage girl are creepier than the people that just goon and move on
>>534666020You run her as a stat stick, if you want friendship training pick MC or something
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>>534666012Shush and eat your sundae
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VXW6tE0LsIs
>>534666107Already running MC. My stam deck is trash, I do what I can.
>>534665421Remembering my english lessons with Taiki Shuttle, I attempt to communicate and reason with these American savages in their native tongue
>>534666094I think you should stop having such tranny thoughts before it's too late for you
>>534666013you're sacrificing too much wit
Sir another trivia disguised as a banner review just dropped
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ecp9fhuiRWU
>>534666065That was Rice Shower. Suzuka was euthanized off the track after a medical examination
do I want to click thaaaat?
>>534666192That depends on your personal inclinations...
I guess something triggered the troons
>>534666094Get pregnant Rice!
Why does this game have so many girls that are fully modeled and voiced but won't be added for 1-2 more years? What kind of fucking chinese torture is this???
>>534666247Has it been 3 days already?
>>534666094that's normal human behaviour
>>534666012Not a big yuri fan, just for you bwo.
Why is there so much Shakur X Fine Motion art anyways?
>>534664883 (OP)This is why Cheval never took her hoodie off
wtf why is her career so dogshit, I've failed 10+ runs in a row
>>534666257sexy hand holding
>>534666180Well youre only proving my point
>>534666094Tranny? or THE RAPED?
Call it.
>>534666358I don't care being creepy for a tranny thou
>>534666397uhh your guts?
Just switch it to front runner they said... every fucking time...
anons I see it
I can make her mother's wishes come true
If you're in your mid 20's yearning for a family it's already too late for you dude
>>534666094Is this reverse psychology into making me post Rice mama?
>>534666467Your affinity??
Well that's enough 4chan for me tonight
>>534666474only women have a time limit to form a family
>>534666318Holy cute, source?
>>534666536What a strange thing to say
Forever Young won the Saudi Cup, cmon, put that boy in the game.
>>534666490she is so unlikable that nobody from my other horses or guest horses want to have her as a daughter
>>534666262weird, isn't it? For some reason Brian is even in the launch trailer but at least shes 10~ days away now
>>534665989Just be like Oguri and run for the love of the game. Look at her big smile whenever she goes for the finish line in her ult.
>>534666582Menopause is such a weird thing.
>>534666094What did you say about my heckin daughetrino? I'll have you know I play this game as a wholesome dad simulator unlike you creeps who perv on children. Ugh disgusting old men shouldn't be allowed to touch games like this and infect it with their filth! trying to type like a redditor is hard
>>534666589>forever younghow many Mel Gibson references can they fit in that uma?
>>534666582it's a fact, if you have 30 being a woman then you are practically doomed to stay alone
>>534666474The world is going to shit and unless literally everyone collectively does something together to keep it from getting worse, it's going to keep getting worse. Why the hell would I want to bring in a child or two into this god-forsaken earth just to suffer? I can find a wife to weather the storm with but I don't want to sire children just to make them suffer.
>horse betting
SHUT IT DOWN
>>534666324that seether just keeps posting on cooldown revealing theyre a tourist
>>534666474ahhh I yearn so much for giving up my human rights to some bitch
ohhh i want to provide someone so much
t. anons itt
>>534665287>look up cool image to find source>can only find one upload>barely double digit engagement>looks like the artist's acc>no obvious signs of AIHuh
Well thanks for posting
>>534666023I'd wanna see a kitted out american sheriff dept uma
took this during a trip to my local county fair a month ago. well behaved horses with the people that wanted to pet them, but the middle one liked to fuck with the one on the left by trying to bite a bit every now and then
>>534666094I think those pieces are usually a bit boring and don't do much for me, but it's just another wish fulfillment fantasy, one that's pretty common. We all have our own.
This piece with Helios is very cute.
>>534666726>some bitchnot some bitch, the idealized and romantic wife non human.
>>534666324Mental illness
>>534666713Yeah it's all one guy. Just like (You), right?
>>534666329cheval grand is the CUTEST uma to have ever lived!
>>534664948Of course it will be Oguri. Old fart keibafags loves him. Newfags from Uma Global and anime Cinderella Gray loves her.
Are you mentally prepared to lose every match in cm despite the effort you're putting on making a good team?
>>534665460You can slop on my nuts
>>534666850hats are pretty cute
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Naughty Nature
Should I grab BOFA and some debuffs if I want to take this Rudolf to CM?
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there are people who actually get mad with pics like this?
king halo you god damn suck
>>534666878We all love Oguri
Time to bully this umalet.
>>534666940>sub 400 intShe's too dumb to even activate skills reliably.
>>534666953>there's people that get mad wwhen historically opressed groups get censored and deleted from the little bit of media that celebrates them?Uhhh yeah no fucking shit retard.
>>534666953Yes, there was a whole controversy in jp back then with faggots bitching about horsegirls having children.
>>534666898i don't even know what the rewards are
>>534667016370 is over 75%
>>534666364>sparking Brian>would spark Amazon, Seiun, Gold City, Doto, Eishin, Akebono and Digitan if I couldI'm so fucked, too many good horses
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>>534666953Yurifags are not people
>>534664948deserved and fuck special needs btw
>>534667139The tranny said it has a victim complex and thinks every girl that dresses like a boy is a signal of empowerment for it's mental illness.
>>534667129You'd be surprised how fucked you are with that int.
>>534667161You failed her. Walk into the sea and never return, trainer san
>>534666953Yeah, they legit get mad at seeing normal happy families since they're miserable all the time. Post more umafamilies
>>534667003Please don't, Biko is the only umalet who doesn't deserve bulling
>>534667082I wouldnโt call faggots people
>>534667206what a loon (troon)
/uma/cucks can't compete with EDENGODS
>>534666898what goes through an anon's head when he makes a post like this? It's like saying you should never gamble because there's a chance you might lose
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>>534667082not my problem
>>534666329This girl is the opposite of Gold Ship design wise, the hat makes her.
Nothing wrong with liking Oguri
>>534667238Their poor son is going to grow up terrified of women. He's going to think all girls have Umamusume physiques
Does every instance of a debuff lower stats or is it capped at once per Uma team?
>>534667238>normalI miss when 4chan hated normalfags.
>>534667272Elden Raped? That rollslop game SUCKS
>>534667238I don't really care if they dislike it, but it's annoying how both sides have to throw shit at each other instead of just ignoring stuff they don't like
>>534667237Her design is cute, but I wish she had more of a personality than "Eats food"
Likewise, I wish McQueen had more a personality than "Does not eat food"
>>534667139Yes I wrote it in English here is a SEAnigger Google translation just for you.
>Ada orang yang marah ketika kelompok yang secara historis tertindas disensor dan dihapus dari media yang merayakan mereka?Uhhh ya, nggak ada omong kosong, dasar bodoh.
>>534667121Jewel and statue are the most important one.
Grand champion winner will get something like 4000+ jewel and 90+ statue.
The prize is hard to calculate because winning the daily attempt gives you prize too depending on performance.
>>534667082This engagement bait would do numbers on Xitter.
>>534667356/u/ exists for their shit.
>>534667290>thats how mom was in the pastlol
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>>534667238always welcome
>try a 9 star parent just to see how broken it is
>before i even start i get a whopping 60 to my stats
jesus christ it never was about your deck, its always been about the parents hasnt it?
How are they going to handle annis on an accelerated schedule?
>>534667349And now the world has changed so much in such a funny dance of moral inversions that 4chan now love happy families
Fags on here just grew up and got over hating their parents while tumblrfags never did
I love this little nigga like you wouldn't believe
>>534664948if this was a gaijin poll golshi tachyon and urara will be much higher
i also support uma x toraina-chan
>>534667359>Didn't play the first story chapter >Didn't play McQueen's career >Didn't watch S1 or S2
>>534667279I mean, never gambling is pretty sound financial advice on average.
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So I just need to win 3/40 races, another 3/40 races, and then once for max rewards right?
>>534667502most likely accelerated too, half anni comes on october too
>>534667540>Why yes, I self-insert. Doesn't everyone?
>>534667356Guess who started throwing shit first
>>534666094
>>534664948>nice wife at 8BASED
Is there a spreadsheet with all the planned gibs by date? How many carats are we projected to get in the next 6 months assuming it follows jp schedule? I kinda need to know if I can save enough for my favorite umas and the kitasan rerun
>>534667662so what do I need to do?
>>534667648d-do we have real g-girls in this thread??
what does she mean by this?
>>534667613Fortune only comes to those who chase it. Not for those who idly wait. So you should always gamble.
>>534667674>Nyo I should be allowed to groom my students If you actually did this in a civilized county you would be rightly thrown in prison.
>>534667632No, you need to win 3 out of 5 and you have 8 attempts. If you win 1 time in 3 different attempts it doesnt count
>>534667674>"I was a faggot because someone was mean to me!" Juvenile
>>534667739Uma unironically has a huge female playerbase and itโs not hard to see why
>>534667632Not 3 out of 40.
1 Attempt = set of 5 races. You need to win 3 out of 5.
You have 4 attempt per day.
>>534667349I think it's a generational shift, extreme weirdness was rare and had to be sought out but Gen Z was exposed to all sorts of extreme weird stuff easily at a young age via the web so their deep dark kinks became missionary handholding and happy Amish sized families, you see this with porn games as well like coc2 or whatever where the degeneracy is the hook but half the audience hates it and just wants more pregnancy and family stuff because that's their brand of escapism.
Umamusume Pretty Derby.
>>534667728you need to win 3 out of 5 (you get 8 attempts per phase)
>>534667770something cute
>>534667770Alright, here. They're the cutest
>>534667770
>>534667739ew, girls have cooties (STDs)
>>534667742>keep embarassing rice even after marriageI see the lad didn't lost the good habits
>>534667754>spaghettibut teio.. thats why you failed to be the undefeated umamusume
>>534664948>taiki at 45w-well at least she's in the top 50...
>>534667754She wants you to add some sauce
>>534667359>I wish McQueen had more a personality than "Does not eat food"Holy shit bro, how much of a secondary are you?
>>534667790so cute
are king and urara on the same farm?
>>534667475I'll be honest, as long as they're not being obnoxious, I don't really care if they share some yuri art here. They appreciate the same horse I appreciate, they just enjoy it in different ways
>>534667674Yeah, I do dislike people like him that has to ruin it for others instead of just minding their own business
>>534667807I think its more of a fetish because actual pregnancy and actual family forming are more detrimental to your modern day life than half the shit people call problematic
>>534667769love this schizo
>the popularity poll is just who got prominent roles in the anime
>>534667870you nigger fight me right now
>>534667739No, just ask the girl browser pasta guy.
But global does seem to have a lot more girls playing than on Jp where girl players are unicorn tier rare according to polls. I'm guessing they'll fall off over time.
>>534667161>I can't comment on the Sandmen invasionGood thinking, Trainer-san, that is not good PR.
>>534667783So called civilised countries when they annihilate their ability to create normal families
Uni professors are banging their students all the time anyway, the only difference is the invisible fictional line of maturity has shifted despite no reason for it
>>534667754Teio piledriver sex
>>534667998we got a genius in /uma/ bros watch out
Why are umas so pale when they spend all day in the sun?
>>534667783get a real problem dude, like your mental illness, it's not going to cure by itself
My first A+ Uma wanted to say hello to you guys. Say something nice about her.
>>534668015Not an argument
>>534667998Why is the protagonist of Season 1 all the way in 23rd then
>>534668016im really tempted to buy used underwear bros
>>534667557>>534667915Look, look, I get in the anime she has more depth. But when I'm on my 20th McQueen run and all she has to say is
>Wehhh I'm too fat :(>Wahhhhh I'm on a diet>Wahwahwah should I starve or eat 100 twinkies>Waaaaahh I ate them now I'm faaaaatAfter a while you start to lose your sanity, y'know?
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It's almost over bros...
>>534668080show cards
rudolf won't give me shit
>>534668104Everyone agrees Spe sucks and Suzuka carried the season.
>>534668043sir would you please step into this black van for a moment
>>534668109imagine how much post-race pantsu/spats from umas go for
>>534668082Not a response
>>534668175what a cute retard
>>534668139>Stories about struggling with weight are le bad
>>534668139nippongu writing
>>534668104Japs know who the real protagonist is
>join lobby to test CM
>Everyone has A+ Medium S horses
Do I even bother
Do I even fucking bother--
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>>534667325"The one loved by everyone, the one stronger than anyone"
>join random CM rooms to see their stats and comps
>everyone is just using Goldship and Nice nature and some Oguri and Tachyon
Sovlless
>>534668312well you never know unless you try
>>534668139What do you mean anon?
I thought guys loved the gf experience
>>534667936I firmly believe impreg fetish is propaganda perpetuated by the japanese government because of low fertility rates (how else do you explain those disgusting x-ray shots in every hentai)
>>534668237I accept your concession
>>534668312Yeah that Medium S is pretty much mandatory here
The anime would have been better if they followed real life and killed Suzuka after she got injured.
>>534668043They run away from the sun, duh.
>>534668312rhetorical question
Good night faggots. Have a picture of my wife.
>>534668080Nice, cute wife
>>534668392Arguing online all day isnโt good for you anon, go find something more enjoyable to do with your time
Who does Sweep Tosho appeal to?
>>534668312>>534668402I've beaten Medium S horses with a Medium A before so it's not out of the question, especially if the horse with Medium S is poorly-built with a bunch of bad skills
>>534668249She is very smart, for an inumusume
>>534668326The worst part is losing to them when you have far superior stats and skills, through no reason except for rng.
>>534668416Good wife. I hope she doesn't speak German during sex though.
>>534668363well we need SOMETHING to counter the anti-natalist jewish propaganda, don't we??
>>534668485Me. I like how she keeps doing that handjob motion.
>>534668191Priceless keeps only for their trainer
>>534668080She has low amount frames per second.
>>534668485The same people who always do this race before their Hopeless Stakes
>>534668578I'll never get tired of this image
>>534668543>yes wagecucks, have more offspring to consume more! yes!You're a dumbass. If anything they would want more meat for the grinder. stupid ass /pol/ack can't rub two braincells together
Chiiyo Chiyo Chiyo Chiyono-o,
doki doki doki doki do~ki
>>534668485rape correction fags
>Chiyo is right after anniversary banner
AAAAAAAAAAAA
>>534668613Well that race has a better spark than the other one for starters.
I wouldn't say I would but...
>>534668830They knew what they were doing.
>>534668885one of these things is not like the others
Plenty of trainers on umachan deserve to get raped by their trainee for not seeing them as a woman
>>534668830calm down winning ticket
I read somewhere that Gold ship week is supposed to give 80 star fragments
I looked at the quest list and there's only about 30. Was that fake news?
>>534668695>just die out and get replaced by 75 IQ Indians and Africans
What unique skills are good for goldshi if any?
>>534668913Whereโs Falco?
>>534668885huh why a bird and not a chick? is there another horse eating video?
>>534668540>he doesn't want his wife to have so much fun she reverts to her primal tongue.I would nothing more than for Condor to start screaming in Spanish mid-orgasm.
I can separate fiction from reality and enjoy fiction without applying those to reality so even if I enjoy a game where teenage girls that are superior to me in terms of physical strength, speed, and power are at my every beck and call for whatever reason and not only follow me and trust me wholeheartedly but are also in love with me somehow, I will not be applying myself onto teenagers in real life even if I end up in a position of power over them.
>>534668995The 50 is from the friendship store, hope you have enough FP cause you'll need a lot
>>534669076She is from Kentucky
>>534669137flash is japanese haha
>>534669076El is from Kentucky
>>534664948>Special Needs not even in the top 20holy shit
UUUUUUWAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!
MR CHALK BROKE!!!!!
>>534668312>joined a random public lobby earlier today>someone had a Rudolf with S Turf, S Medium, Shooting for Victory, Let's Pump Some Iron, and Red Shift>checked parents>they had fucking pace chaser and frontrunner sparksImagine being that fucking lucky to get both medium and turf from just 1 or 2 fucking grandparent sparks on top of one of the unique sparks. I was fucking seething from just looking at it.
I am an trainer! I am highly educated and graduatd from tge countries top tainer school! I do not deserved to be treated by my trainees like I am some sort of chew toy!
I LOVE TICKEZO UUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>534669158>>534669262SHUT THE FUCK UP OR I'M SENDING YOU TO THE HOPELESS STAKES
>>534669187>>534669137Kentucky has a lot of spics so I believe it
>>534669085You'd be surprise how many people can't do this
>>534669262i cri evrytirm
>>534669137>>534669187How do you think she learnt spanish? Clearly her household's main language.
>>534664948King Halo bros...
>first uma dream
>thought it'd be daiwa
>it's kitasan in daiwa's outfit for some retarded reason
>it's over
it's over
how did this happen?
>>534669298UUUUUUUUUUUUUWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>I do not deserved to be treated by my trainees like I am some sort of c-ACK!
>>534669389Would she cry during sex?
NO BULIII UUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
>>534669447Sheโs lucky she has a pretty face and hugs tits
>>534664948>bakushin 47th
>>534669447>My reaction when someone uses a sound file so I can't download the original webm
>>534669342sadly if luchador papa its probably...you know mexican spanish, ew
>>534669437You both will cry for the same reason.
>>534669434This is targeted Goldship harassment
>>534669315>Kentucky>A state nearly in the Midwest since it's bordering Illinois, Indiana, and OhioI legitimately don't know the demographics of Kentucky, is it really filled with spics? Because it wouldn't seem like it to me based on positioning and not being a border state.
>>534669447how loud do you think she screams on a creampie...
>>534664948Every horse in the top 20 is now officially reddit
>>534669523Because it feels so good it brings us to tears?
>>534669262UUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH
DDDDDEEEEERRRRRBBBYYYYYYYYYYY!!!
>>534669437>ALL OF THE SPERM ARE WORKING SO HARD TO FERTILISE THE EGG>IT'S LIKE A RACE OF THEIR LIFETIME, EVEN GREATER THAN THE JAPANESE DERBY >UUUUUUUUUUUWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH GANBATTE MR SPERM
Could be better, but will work for now.
>>534669427Why is neck biting so hot?
>>534669504https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bK8844NJgho
>>534669615My laisu would never
>>534669571Says Louisville is 8% Hispanic, which seems low. Must be a lot of undocumented immigrants.
>>534669615So this is why she's called an assassin...
>>534669571It wasn't that way back in the late 90s but these days the government ships the refugees/illegals deep into the rural interior so now the problems people were dealing with in California when I was growing up are now an everywhere problem.
>>534669796real honses are so fucking ugly...
>>534669809Except Dober, sheโs pure.
>>534669615sexual power fantasy, you want to be vulnerable enough to allow it and be dominated. Why you think women love vampires? Thatd be misogynistic if it wasn't ridiculously true
>>534669874Dober was railed by spe on the daily
>>534668885why does every letter have the " thingies?
Just hurry the fuck up already toreina-san, what could possibly be taking so long? It's really not that hard, Jesus Christ what are you even doing?
>>534669085>NOOO YOU CAN'T JUST USE THE ADVANTAGES YOU EARNED IN LIFE IN YOUR FAVOUR BECAUSE... OMG YOU JUST CAN'T, OKAY!?
>>534669868Look at this handsome monarch
https://youtu.be/AbODfzaT-lI?si=bQaqGee0XZxZsWzV
>>534668326everybody in cm lobbies right now is a giga tryhard
also certainly doesn't help that nobody but whales rolled on umas and the roster is super fucking small. the pool of support cards is also tiny and barely enables different builds
>>534664948>urara >the shitter of shitters>top 20What the fuck?
>>534669085There is unironically nothing wrong with marrying your trainee after her career as a runner, the west has poisoned your mind yet Shinzo Abe perseveres
Is there any reason to keep using Golshi mode after you've finished everything? Doesn't default URA make farming easier?
>>534669868>This absolute cutie>Ugly Shit taste desu
>>534669974>just abuse your power over others broTells us all we need to know about your character
shrine slut cucked me out of onsen ticket, what should I do to her
>>534669021please respond
I have been watching funny hors videos and I simply cannot believe that these creatures are real.
>>534670098Use and abuse are two different words and no amount of womanly shrieking is going to change that
A young woman wants safety and security in life to raise a family and you provide that for her
>>534670112Make an anal priestess out of her.
>last one rolled S turf and hot spring
12k run soon i can feel it in my bones
>>534670112break her orb, then her hymen
>>534670112buy onsen and love hotel tickets with your own money
>>534669972YOU'RE NOT MY TRAINEE! I DON'T KNOW YOU.
>>534670098Where are you getting "abuse" from? Projecting? Or is it just envy? "If someone gets something better through having an advantagious position, they're evil". Amazing. If I can buy afford to buy higher quality products than you at the grocery store is that abuse too? Poor little pissant.
>>534670065She has second and third place finishes. Her record actually isn't terrible for her early career.
i keep saying "Harikite iko" in my mind whenever I see a rainbow Kitasan, this is normal right
Do umas like their ears nibbled?
>>534669021>>534670123Ryan but nobody uses her so just take maru's because it's good for every running styles
>>534670292second this question, except for scritches
Is it a good reward for your uma if they get first?
>>534664948anime only fags or reddit?
Can I do a Career and fail quick twice or does it have to go through 100%
I'm so sleepy bros I can't do this
>>534670310When does this happen? I feel like I saw it ingame when I first started but not anymore
>>534670315Because no one has 3* Ryan unless they whaled or skipped Kitisan banner to roll umas. And you really don't care about that second group.
Is the Japan Cup or Arima Kinen more prestigious irl?
That DB really works, gotten more followers ever since I inserted my ID in there.
>>534670391you can fail a condition and get it but you can't quit to get it
>>534670238All of this moralising is the same, if someone is better than you in any real or perceived way then no matter how much hard work they did to get there, itโs wrong, evil, and all crime against them is justified as they are the villain.
The women that scream about abuse and power structures are the ugly unwanted women who were overlooked by older guys and now become vile and bitter.
Everything is abuse when you live as a constant facet of jealousy
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>>534670410Because you shortened career events retard
>>534670410Isn't it just the start of the inspiration scene but you never see it because you always have the game on skip when it hits?
>>534670426wait what the fuck it's opt in? I thought it just searched everybody somehow
Is it possible to outrun the debuffs?
Anyone with the sacred knowledge know whether debuffs have a range? I'm pleading here.
>>534666981what if we cooked and ate her?
>Join CM room
>My later surger and later surger debuffer are 2nd and 3rd because everyone is just running debuffers and end closers
Holy shit
>>534670425Isn't Arima basically the all stars since it's fan-voted? I imagine it'd hold more sentimental value to nips than Japan Cup
>>534670505Yeah, and apparently the site does everything for you. I thought you'd have to do all the effort to write your support and every spark your parent has, but you just insert your ID and they do all the work for you.
>>534670498>>534670503oh yeah I have shorten scenario events on, whoops
>>534670425Japan Cup, but their prize pools are about the same and the Arima Kinen is more fun.
>>534670518Most people will be running Nice nature debuffs so you just need to worry about stamina.
Good players will be running either 3 aces that have the stamina to beat nice nature, or debuffers focused on lowering speed, so having Max Speed and S rank Medium is a must
>>534670505It could feasibly crawl every ID automatically but itโd also feel rather intrusive so I guess they leave it up to your consent
>>534670562This is why if you're bringing a frontrunner you really want to bring a pace chaser too to keep that distance advantage against Goldship
>>534670537my falcon? smart
>>534670426yeah, it feels nice having new followers every time i open the game
Hello, is this the thread for horse breeders?
>>534670410if you press skip on the intro you miss it, you have to click past the director describing the ura race to tazuna
>>534670574horses are good eatin
>>534670669My Suzuka? Silent
>>534670425Japan cup is international and strong foreign horses can join while Arima kinen is basically popularity contest ala NBA all star
>>534670715Maybe so, but not umas. Those are friends. Also I doubt racing horses taste good.
>>534670669my opera o? FTM
If Winning Ticket in her racing outfit doesnโt make your dick start twitching youโre absolutely gay
I hate you, Vodka. I hate you so much!
>>534670784where the foreign horses at
>>534670098What is your stance on the ethics and power imbalance when it comes to breeding horses, breaking them, and keeping them in prison-like captivity for racing, an industry the rich greatly profit off of? Let me know how you actually feel about abuse of power.
>>534670669my fukukitaru? matikane
>>534670852she looks like a mtf
>>534670812tooouuhhhhkai teiooouhhh
I got tissues for the 3rd time in a row
>>534670669My Halo? King.
>>534670897Well stop masturbating so much
>>534670897stop jacking off
Tomorrow Iโm doing Falco runs back to back to back until I win the onsen ticket with her
Technology went too far...
>>534670867based, give me mor honse races so chudcels like you can seethe more
exploitation of lesser species is a human obligation
Uhmmm what's that deleted webm in this thread?
>>534670897Why are you jerking off when your uma is there to help?
>>534670882You wish, tranny. Youโll never pass.
I am all ears, Rice Shower.
>>534671045She's your trainee, not your girlfriend/wife/onahole.
>>534670852Her casual fit is hotter though
>>534671089Hi all ears, i'm rudolf
>get practice perfect
>fail 3% training
AAAAAAIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
genes
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I got a hint from every parent and grandparent.
>>534671139jesus. are you going to buy it all?
>>534671139doomed to 1* gut
>>534670518the actual problem is making them fast enough since every ace has 1200 speed in addition to beefed up stamina and the velocity debuffs are an actual meme they dont do shit
>>534671109Hi Rudolf. Please stop having multiple bad mood events during your senior year every single time I train you.
>all the umas that are prime for breeding
>some are more desperate than others
>that one trainer looked at the pink retard running around and losing against almost everyone in tracen
>absolutely 0 attention span and can't even think for more than 5 seconds
>"yep, that's the one, I'm going to train her"
Really?
After Oguri, which Uma is likely to get their own standalone season akin to Cinderella Gray? What other horses had an insane legacy fit for an anime adaptation?
KOREA ANON HERE DO NOT ROLL ON SUPA CREEKER MANY MANY PEOPLE IN KOREA ROLLED ON THIS UPCOMING BANNER AND COMPLETELY BRICKED THEIR ACCOUNT
>>534671265Sakura Laurel has her own manga so she's the one most likely to get an anime adaption next unless they have other plans like making Pretty Derby season 4.
>>534671273Donโt worry Iโm not gonna touch it till u have Falco
>>534671212I can't afford it but I'm getting Ryan, Maruzensky and Shuttle for sure if the run goes well.
>>534671265I think TM Opera O is close to having her own anime. RTTT and BNE skipped it, and CinGray references her.
>>534671139Buying a of them would be so fucking funny
>>534671265Rudolf
TM Opera but sheโs been half done by RTTT and BNE
More recently, almond eye easily
>>534671273i'm just gonna buy a mlb super creek + 2lb kitasan blackk account for like $15
>>534671265stay gold story is actual kino
I hope we see him biting special chud
>>534671265Probably Rudolf, she's pretty popular among fans and is also a legendry horse. Doubt she will get a standalone though.
https://youtu.be/0O1PwmXvfUM
This video sucks complete ass as a guide but its a good showcase of just how different the URA scenario is after several updates
>>534671127>Get practice perfect>Don't overdo it! the very next turnI unironically got too cocky
https://x.com/bokujononichijo/status/1953047551420350558
>>534671101thats where youre wrong, kiddo (said while under an uma in heat)
>>534670093>>534670098I love how many anons of taste are around here, Doto is just so cute.
Any /uma/ club recruiting?
In ancient times, umamusumes raped human males.
>>534671561Ours would be if the fucking buchou would actually kick the no shows.
>>534671471>You can duel Happy Meek for points and the more you win, the stronger she gets>Beating her at level 5 unlocks gold skill versions and sparks of all the "Essence of Racing Skills" that were meta for parents later on
>>534671580Probably
And it probably only died down when guns were invented
>>534671561shortstack probably still are
>>534671697My mom is my #1 fan.
>>534671471isn't the updated URA scenario at like 2nd anniversary
we're all gonna quit before it gets to that point
>>534671697You don't get to bring fans.
>>534670449>MY LEGS ARE NOT OKAYthanks bro, I needed those Carats!
Rejoice!!
today is
MARVELOUS
SUNDAY!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WdbRb2ksX7s
>>534671310>>534671384Stay Gold was such a comical cunt that I don't think it'd be possible to stay accurate to the IRL horse.
>>534671789>we're all gonna quit before it gets to that pointI've been here before the game even existed.
>>534671789At 2nd anniversary weโll be getting our 5th scenario
>>534671831when will she be available in global?
>>534671262Go drown in a well, Umamusume A
>>534671273I'm all in on Nb
>>534671741So you know how thereโs a minimum distance of 21 feet for someone with a gun to be safe outside the range of someone with a knife running at them?
Now imagine how much range an uma could cover and physically overpower you before you could draw your gun
>>534664948>little screen time>the entire world against her>still manages a top 10 finishAs expected of the true ace Daiwa Scarlet!
>>534671908When you stop touching yourself at night.
>>534672004I didn't say it was going to be used to shoot the horse
>>534672067I only touch myself in the day
Here's your TM Opera O bro
>>534671273Can confrm, rolled for creek, now my PC is emitting mustard gas any time I try to log into my account.
hey class6GODS what's the current demotion line at? curious if I'm just going to be demoted next week
>real mcqueen was a big horse that could probably mog other horses
>uma mcqueen is docile, cute and small
I don't trust uma mcqueen. she could probably mog you
>>534672123My dear leader Rudolf is too busy to do that!
I can't believe MARVELOUS Sunday has trapped Nice Nature in her whack ass MARVELOUS dimension again
>>534672083>Oh wow, a cute beautiful uma musume is going to fuck me, what an inconvenience, I might as well KILL MYSELF?????
>>534672176I don't trust any horse being truly docile. They could break you in half without a warning at any moment.
>>53467216816,234th at 479,242 pts
>>534672265Raping is not okay no matter the context.
>>534671265Pic related would be the perfect choice if not for the stupid controversy.
>>534671741Nice now you're getting chased by gun wielding umamusume
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>>534671728Forgot to take distances, but it was 1L to 1st, and 1 1/2L to 2nd
80027491
CM Trials
>>534672265Me but unironically
Whatโs the point if she isnโt waiting for marriage with you?
If you want to formally address Kitasan, should you use Kitasan-san or Kitasan Black-san?
Black sun or black son, hmm..
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Should I get a pizza or burger for lunch?
>Sparks don't fire
>Taiki has D in medium
>Can't run and engage in Hopefulposting
Feels like a waste of a run desu
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I don't get it
>>534671850all they have to do is accurately portray spe as the chud he is
though there's no real excuse for that time he almost killed NTR lmao
>>534672402I hope this is your cheat day, fatty.
>>534672410Your uma is legally retarded.
How hard does Dream Journey rape her trainer?
My veterans page is so messy. How do I remember which ones I built for pvp, which ones have good sparks, which Suzuka is my sprinter and which ones my Medium etc without looking at all their skills individually.
>>534672410Aoi sucked off the judges to place Happy Meek as the No: 1 fav to make her feel better about herself
>>534672548That's the near part. You dont
>>534672548just remember or note the numbers
>>534669571my friend from kentucky was hispanic but he was white passing
>>534672410>187 witbwo.........
>>534672375One player left (3 slots for umas) needed before kicking it off
Anon you do realize you are atleast part umamusume right? The odds of your ancestors not being raped by a uma is statistically impossible
>>534672373Japan is going to riot when the quality of their KFC starts going down the shitter over the next decade thanks to importing Pajeets.
>>534672402pizza with hamburger topping
>>534672684Genghis khan was just an uma
>>534671349>>534671364As much I love Ope I don't think her Umamusume personality fits a main character role, she just comes off as strong and confident without any major personal hurdles to overcome. I do wish that she had more presence in BNE aside from the Arima Kinen and Japan Cup though.
>>534672548have you already favorited them?
>>534672771Does Meek even know she's alive? is she even conscious?
>>534672758Does she know how to move her legs without tripping
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>shit whites
Do I keep going with Rudolf or start cycling with borrows to get a 9*
>>534672454haha nice reddit the post here's your gold coin faggot
>>534672548That's when the glue meme comes in
>>534672871You sound upset.
>>534672816I use the favourite function to remember my good parent umas
>>534672758Can you even get that low
>>534672929>my good parent umasY-yeah I have those t-too, yeah
>>534672871Okay but what should I get, if you already answer for me?
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>>534672657>>5346723752 debuffers total in the room, one from 2 people
Should I pull more sappart cards, or is what I got fine? I usually just borrow a MLB Kitasan.
I heard that limit broken SRs are better than base SSRs, but isn't it gonna cost a bunch of rolls to do that?
I beat the URA finale pretty much every time, but I cant seem to breed a horse better than B+
>>534673041I think you should eat your vegetables
Why aren't there umamusuko?
>>534673041yeah you definitely need to pull something bro
>>534673019It was my first time building a debuffer so I just inserted 2 jobber umas + the debuffer, wanted to see how it works.
>>534673041you should eat a burger or pizza for lunch
>>534673041Jesus, that's dire. Yeah, shit your next couple of 10 pulls on cards, that's fucking sorry as hell
>>534673104ick, thats kinda cringe
>>534673127Why are you breeding retards
>>534673109Sometimes I pull on it so hard I rip the skin
I got this with the SR ticket from Golshi week. Abysmal luck.
>>534673104In the Umamusuko universe, the trainers spend more time on maternity leave than they do at the academy
>>534673041bro your deck is STARVING
>>534673127>>534673187Cute, now get her pregnant
>>534664948>sexbot at 9thholy
>>534673041did you reroll for yaeno muteki?. when they say it's a chanmi card they assume the rest of your deck is already good...
>>534673127>Agnes Digital after her lobotomy
>>534673041Damn that's even more hardcore than mine, at least I have Super Creek and cards from recent events. Maybe with some potential unlock it'll be easier to play. You can continue to challenge yourself with this deck for fun I think. It'll be hard but I'm sure it's more fun than the grind some subject themselves to while having stacked decks.
>>534673041Spend all your carats on the Creek banner bwo
Man, how the fuck does EVERYONE have fucking S Mediums now? The CM rooms that are being posted here, the public ones I've randomly entered, everyone has fucking S Medium except for me because I literally could only get the spark on 1 run so far and it was a disaster aside from that. Fuck I was winning a lot earlier in the week because I was pretty proactive about looking up all this stuff and had already been getting the good skills before most knew what to go for, but then all the youtubers release their slop and everyone I see has all the good skills inherited on top of S in Medium. Can I just get one fucking lucky run like that? Or are these people all whales that pay for refreshes and have Maru + Taiki 9* parents of their own?
>>534673041you unironically need to dump 100 pulls on cards
>>534673127What horse girls does to a motherfucker.
Did some testing and yea it does not take much effort for Goldship to kick peoples ass
>>534673331I got her on a solo pull
>>534673352it's just luck
I borrow a 9* medium parent with my 3* medium and I hit that shit maybe 1 time out of 5 it's kinda ridiculous
>>534665817Why cant I go recreation with her? I was able to do it with Aoi
Anons, do you have a choice of trainee for getting easy high fan counts? I find Agnes can reliably get 500k-600k a run without much effort.
>>534673352The vast majority of people are in your exact situation and it isnโt unlikely to reach the finale without running into a single whale or sweaty autist
>>534673230>>534673260Please don't have sex with the mentally handicapped.
>>534673712Use all the support cards with events that lower Wit
>>534673712My wife Scarlet is so smort
Anons, I'm at Y3 June 2 and the last skill hint I got was Y2 Jan 1.
how different are the careers for Classic McQueen and Anime Outfit McQueen?
Which umas run in Hakodate as their goal?
>>534674082https://gametora.com/umamusume/race-scheduler
fuckk my danchou is gonna kick me for losing fan quota
>>534674140Alright, thanks.
demotion gang? how are we feeling?
>>534671310qrd about the honse?
>>534674141Do danchous care about the fan per run average? I thought they were only interested in overall daily gain until I saw some danchou's autistic spreadsheet monitoring average fans per run for all of their players
>>534674016they are identical
the 'skin' alts just have slightly different starting stats, core skills and ult
>>534674213I already got the jims from the promotion dont care lol
>>534674213Making one last shot to get my last two B+ umas to A. But I'm mentally prepared to demote back to class 5 tomorrow.
>>534674264>monitoring average fans per runCUMA danchode is dead, no other danchou cares about that sort of thing
>>534674141Maybe if you send him nudes he will ignore this blunder.
>>534674264I think that was just a shitpost yesterday
>>534674213I've long accepted my fate. I already have the first time promotion reward. Maybe I can promote to Class 6 again next week and just keep swapping between class 5 and class 6. I'll steadily build up my umas for TT. I haven't even begun considering for CM.
>>534674264no, only actual retards do
>goldship with focus loses more often due to running into late surgers' asses and getting brocked than one with gatekept
>Didn't meet the quota
>Have to spend a week in the kig again
>>534674576Everyone loves Norn.
me? I just enjoy building strong umamusume
>>534674576Why does Norn have such soulless eyes though
>>534674264Obviously not. All quota posting itt is just poking fun at the old CUMA danchou
>>534673560oguri can run everything aside from sprints, only problem is you skip the classic year japan cup
>>534674679She doesn't, she's just tired.
>>534674679Those aren't soulless eyes, those are mob character eyes.
>>534674679that's what happens when an uma gives up on her racing dream
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>>534673560Daiwa for me, very little left up to chance since she front runs and can run miles mediums and longs
>>534674213Pretty gud, I got my class 6 first promotion and title. Thats all I wanted
stamina is stored in the milkbags
>>534674818She has other dreams now.
>>534674894oh my god, children!
>>534674213How high does the retention line go in a day, I'm sitting at 8000's
>>534674894are these the famous ponies?
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I'm shitting in my pants tbqh
Can't believe I'm posting with people getting demoted and people who can't make A rank umas... I thought we were supposed to be the elite...
>>534675013ngmi with that score, probably need 500k
Does anyone know if the hidden stat checks in race courses are in the global version?
And also how much of an effect do they have?
The development from
>the game is mostly RNG
to
>the game is no RNG and everything is about the game UI lying to you
is annoying
Why are Kiryuin and Tazuna even taking us on dates?
They're just adding more to the rumor that "Tracen is a spouse hunting ground"
It's kinda crazy that it's borderline impossible to stay in class 6 if you didn't pull Taiki or Oguri
>>534675302Uh your 3* selector???
>>534675302Thats why you're supposed to choose her with the ticket.
>>534675280did you see the advantage umas have over female humans? if they don't are active they will be forever alone
GET PREGNANT! GET PREGNANT! GET PREGNANT!
>>534664948>trusting random "ranking" sitesmight as well believe this one: https://suki-kira.com/tag/%E3%82%A6%E3%83%9E%E5%A8%98
>>534675081It's the fate of witlets and skillets. I get around 510k while losing all my matches.
>>534675487she was imitating what the trainer did
>>534675487Mayano saw what Teio and I were doing every night..
>>534675529I wanna give her a swirly
When I'm on a run and running out of stamina I imagine myself activating a unique skill and I always find the energy to keep going
>>534675662Cute chuuni poster
>>534675529Cute Ship
shame about what she grew up into
>>534675662of all the uniques to choose you chose anime mcqueen's unique?
I wish there was a better way to tag your umas. I just use the little carrot favourite button but I don't know at a glance if it's a horse for sparks, for skills, for Team Trials, for PvP etc.
I can feel the fail coming
I need Spe's puffy umanko in my face right now
>>534675487>M-Mayano...stop! If you keep going I will-
>>534675849gagging for hachimi
>bourbon 's trainer in the anime is literally just kiryu down to the voice
??????
>>534675529What went so horribly wrong...
>>534675762a latina would never fail at cleaning
>>534675973Or getting pergnant
>>534675863Side quest
It checks out
Also Satono Diamond is in the game
We can get permissions if necessary
>>534675529kawaii (tl note: kawaii means cute)
>>534676031Why's you post a random Uma getting railed, anon?
>>534675302I've got an S dirt C mile Mayano Top Gun barely hanging on. Holy shit I need another dirt uma
>>534675973stop being rude to my daughter
>>534676031stop lewding my daughter
>>534676080What the fuck is she even doing?
why did /uma/(club) even invited me if they are just gonna kick me the next day bruh wtf is this
How are end closers supposed to raise power when speed-power ratio is so fucking low. I feel like I'm obligated to take an power card alongside super creek but it never works
>>534676138You're gonna be a grandpa soon.
>>534675863he's a good dad to bourbon in the anime
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>>534676183Respect.
the.
Quota.
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Considering how shit the inheritances used were, this ain't half bad.
>>534676242Well, yeah. He ran an orphange didnt her
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Bros wtf?????
>>534676135a certain clever birb can help you with that
>>534674679there were terrible men in her life
>>534676315Umamusume is gaslight game
>>534676315You should pull if you don't have creek so you can stop borrowing it. If you already have her it's an easy skip
But I already beat the Arima kinen during classics the year before...
>>534675493>skkr on the /'g/
>>534676436What if I have her but only at 0LB?
>>534664948Time to see /uma/'s vote (minus umas that aren't playable in both JP and Global)
https://poal.me/pt943s
>>534676183All newcomers are put on a 2m/day probation quota for the first week. We need to make sure you're really serious about joining us. After that, you get three grace days per week where you're allowed to dip below to 1m.
>>534676472I'm calling the uma police
>>534676436>just use a lb0 card instead of borrowing the mlb cardEven if you have your own creek you'll still borrow the mlb at every opportunity.
>>534676436But /uma/ told me that if you don't get 3LB MINIMUM then she's worse SR Mayano
>>534676612na you'd be better off borrowing kitasan fine motion or basically anything else
>>534676540Her main job is to give you maestro but she's a pain in the ass to actually use and it doesn't get better until 3LB.
>>534664948>seasonal anime fags
>4 speed 2 stamina deck
>mlb kita-san negro and friends refuse to land on speed or rainbow
>migraines and sleep-deprive spam
>>534676315There's no other banner worth pulling after this for months so if you don't have good SRs yet you must pull this banner. Sucks that it's close to so many good Umas though.
>>534674576something about her head looks strange, like its missing a piece
maybe she'd look better with flat side bangs instead of rings
>>534676554Didn't know we have a lot of grassfags here
>>534676618Your odds of getting a 3LB off a single spark is really low so it's a skip either way
>>534676315i'm pulling for Tazuna
then i'm pulling for Brian
then i'm pulling for wife groove
goodbye f2p brag
>>534676554>grass shitter gets a bunch of votes just cause she died.Holy fuck you niggers are more cringe than reddit.
>>534676554>1 vote (now 2) for the lucky-musumeGood, she's mine.
>>534669447It sucks I cant hear the sounds in pixstash and catbox nowadays dunno why
>>534676612The difference between a MLB creek and a non MLB one is the starting friendship gauge and hint frequency. That's it, if you can use the special week speed card you can use a non MLB creek.
>>534677029Don't worry, moot will enable audio in webms soon, any day now.
IT'S NECK AND NECK
NAISU NAICHA HAS BROKEN OUT
SHE IS IN THE LEAD BY 1 LENGTH
2 LENGTHS
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FUCK I knew I should have trained that last power.
>>534676862>Meme NatureAlways has been.
>>534672852pace chaser corner is really good the fuck you talking about
when is the super creek banner
>>534677287It already ended, you're too late, bruh.
>>534676554>1 vote>1 vote>1 voteIt's every motherfucker for himself out here
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WTF
>>534677318>i'm an eternal 3rd place uwuliterally me frfr
>>534677123Looks like I wasn't de'voted' enough to checking every uma was actually in there.
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>>534677382Except the waifu poll where she's 1st though.
>>534676554This is a "which uma is the most reddit" poll btw
>>534676554>Can't vote for Symboli RudolfShit poll
>>534676554Stop voting for her. She's mine.
>he doesn't know about the nice nature scandal
>>534677338King is mine and mine alone
>>534677381Hopeless Debut...
>>534677554Just like my NTR doujin
>another day grinding out 3* stam
>>534677480Posting the poll on reddit, brb
>Do Biwa run
>get extremely unlucky
>fail the goal and get C rank
>9* stam spark
What the fuck is wrong wit this game?
>>534677381>fronthaha
should have gone ...f-front
How do I race in CM with these dogshit cards...
>>534676554Holy shit Suzuka is just Texas all over again
Relatively quiet and unimportant member of the initial roster that gets an absolute fuck of mostly silent popularity
>>534666850I just found out that both Vivlos and Cheval Grand are first graders. Non identical twins?
>>534677381ALWAYS GO FRONT IN THE DEBU-ACK!
>>534677692I'm not baiting I get smoked in rooms, hard
we like cropped porns around here
>>534676554>Super Creep top 5
>>534676554That's a lot of Suzukafags
So I've been told that the secret sauce is 4x Guts 2x Wit, and take Stam sparks.
I am going to believe this is true, no questions asked. Do not waste your time trying to talk me out of it. Please just answer the following:
Which 4 guts cards should I be using?
Thanks.
>>534677682But Texas VA voiced Rudolf?
>>534676554>when forced to choose one I remain the only chevalfag
>>534676554I see 3 Dotos and 3 Akebonos.
1 Doto in the mud, 1 harassed by Creek and 1 below Maruzenski.
1 Akebono pulling a tire, 1 Akebono handing out a drink below Creek and 1 eating behind Vodkas Mom(dad).
>>534676554Theres just too many to choose from...
>summer camp has forced -1 mood event
Fuck you
>>534677780Your Golshi should be god mode at least
>>534677809Your highest LB ones. These should be Haru Urara and event Matikanetannhauser (at MLB), plus two others
>>534677901Uuuuuh Witbros???
>>534677908My golshi is only level 2, her ult sucks ass AND I don't get enough power in that bitch
>>534677809Your MLB mambo from last event. You have it, don't you anon?
>>534677881Turn on the AC, anon.
>>534677881Skill issue lmao
>>534677821Talking about character archetypes not VAs
SUPER CREEK FAGS SHOW YOURSELVES
Does anyone else dread doing runs now that all their umas need to fish for high rolls to be anything other than glue? Spark farming is just cope for poor runs.
>>534678174Just save them up to sell them to other trainers later and have at least one veteran of each uma for the eventual Umadex event.
>>534677953>>534678032Okay, so MLB Mambo and I have 1LB Haru Urara.
So I guess 3LB Doto, and then see if I can find a friend who has an MLB SSR for the last one?
I just want to level up my Mambo card and I don't have enough mats. This may take a bit of time to finish the meme.
>>534678234Why would I save them? Is there some big glue discount event?
Can anyone explain how the Guts rework makes it good?
It is a tiebreaker stat now.
After "buffs" you just get penalized considerably if you don't level it, which makes it a forced stat rather than "become good". And most of all, you still need all the other stats high to not get penalized or get anything out of the "guts contests" you get during the race. The post-stamina speed is worthless if you could have simply spent your guts time on stamina training instead too.
>>534678293you can C My nuts on yo face lmao
>>534678276Ines Fujin SSR has some nice skills but good luck finding someone who have it as MLB
>>534678293CUMMING IN MARES
Champion's Meet... you retarded piece of sh
>>534676554Due to doping and botting issues, the race shall be cancelled. In its place the Takaraz/uma/ Kinen shall be held. Please submit your vote or use the predefined ningen options.
https://poal.me/d7q409
So, can I remove Super Creek now? What would be the best stamina card after hers?
>Join a CM test here
>Some faggot makes fun of my Uma and pretends to be me
Never again
>>534678369People keep using the word rework but itโs not very accurate, it just gets far more mechanics added and things that it does
For some positions or skill setups youโll still ignore it, for others youโll focus on it much harder like how people focus power, or wit
>>534678369Training guts trains power, speed, and stamina at once. If you go all-in on guts pretty sure you can get the other 3 stats pretty high as well
>>534678410Damn, if must be really cold if there's vapor from their mouths
They should wear thick jackets
>>534672852start cycling
stamina parent + long will be useful for the next cm
>>534678497Isn't mimicry the greatest form of flattery?
Get it? Flattery?
Because McQueen is part of the itty bitty titty committee?
>>534678393>good luck finding someone who have it as MLBI just search the online db and it's easy to find.
taiwan version vet here, dont fall for the stam card propaganda super creek is only used in meds and longs which is 2/5 of the game. While speed cards will be used every where. Save for the speed cards. And in the upcoming scenario you use riko AND raisu with int cards. Then the scenario after that will be the guts meta where you will also use int cards. You can simply just borrow creek.
>join CM room
>
I'm so cooked for this event...
>>534678748Is that yours or the guy who beat you?
Is Gold Ship unique even useful as inherited?
>>534678705dont roll on speed banners either, wait for the gut + wit meta
>>534678410WELL FED HORSIES
>>534678561It gives stamina after the buff? Cause it gives only s/p atm.
Tried to build a guts Rice once and she just chokes, since without stamina she can't spurt or use skills. And you still end up needing extra speed training to keep up in general.
>>534678393I have one LB 2 due to spooks... I was told to leave it at LB2 because at LB3+ she will stay at guts more often.
>>534678369>create a stat in game>program multiple things for that stat to do>but all of these things don't add up to much and a player can safely ignore the stat 99% of the timeexplain to me how this is "good"
>>534678804the guy that beat me
We already had an official poll though Everyone is gone...
I'll just do CM similar to TT, without a care in the world and brain.
>>534678705>Taiwan VersionWhat's the Taiwanese name of Matikane Tannhauser?
>>534678705chinks have the most retarded take on games
THAT'S IT.
WATCHING UMA S2 CONVINCED ME THAT I NEED A DAUGHTER.
I WILL REPRODUCE, I WILL HAVE SEX.
>>534678853my bad, for some reason I thought that it also gave stam.
Don't roll at all. Go outside, find a real woman and make a family with her.
>>534678748that is unironically not even that good anon
>>534678914well it's true that supercreek isn't that useful for mile CM
>>534678748>Frontline Elegance>Front B
>>534678881>Benis ParkParking my Benis inside her.
>>534678748>D Wits>Skill list more empty than an african restaurant
>>534678748>not 1200 speed 1200 staminabricked
>>534678369>>534678863i have no fucking idea what you two are actually complaining about
>>534678974you still need her to be a maestro dispenser if power rice isn't out by then
>>534678748>Curvature Lmao kekaroo even
>>534678881>Air MessiahI never see anyone mentioning this one.
is winning ticket secretly good? look at those stat growths
When I learned that S medium is +120 speed my entire opinion of the game soured a bit
>>534679184she looks like a mob that made it into the cast
>>534678881Literally nobody gives a shit about your stinky game version
Go to your containment general
>>534679184Big ass forehead == Ugly as fuck
Should I just aim for as close to 18* Stamina legacy picks, or should I pick a 9* Stamina and something else.
What an evil parent. Can't be assed raising an evil wonder though
>>534679314This is the Bakushin NTR general tho?
>>5346764360lb creek is fucking dogshit. Pull enough creeks so you have at the end of the uncap releases a mlb kits and mlb sc or just skip.
I CAN'T HIT 1200 SPEED ON MAYANO IM SO TIRED OF HER MOODY ASS CAREER ALREADY
>>534679326Just do a run with 9* stamina and see if you can hit your stamina goals, if not increase the number of stars. It depends on your deck so there's no general advice
>>534679202lol because +120 speed makes every non-S a brick or because +120 speed is not worth the bullshit to get
Pull this, don't pull that. Just play the game to have fun.
>>534664948>mcunny at 3FUCK YES! I understand now why I like her. The more pure a girl is, the better it is to see her get corrupted and fall. She is the perfect corruption h-game protagonist.
>>534679494When both Umas are equally good at the last spurt (Max Speed and enough Stamina), +120 speed is the difference that wins the race
>>534679471you would have an aneurysm trying to train mihoyo bloodborn if mayono cause you this much pain already
>>534678863But it already has functions.
If you have contestants with similar stats running level, the one with higher guts is gonna take the lead (unless skills proc).
Guts extends your last spurt if you run out of stamina.
It also synergiezes with power and wit to improve overtaking (part of the similar stat contest benefit).
After the "fix" it, you just get nuked from orbit if you don't level it for the previous mentioned cases. In turn, this makes leveling other stats harder. Even if you looks at moderate whale comps now, most of the time 1-2 stats are underbuilt compared to the main 3.
With new guts you will simply end up cucked from improving main 3 as much in favour of extra guts. And then the filthy casual won't even be able to do careers, since high lb cards provide extremely necessary bonuses to compensate the loss of other stats in favour of guts.
>>534678881i miss my jp bros
CM test, made 3 rooms, join just 1 or 2 or all of them!
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>>534679571Pull my finger :)
>>534676554WTF I thought I could have Natie all to myself
>>534679763Sorry anon, have to settle for third place
>>534679474I used this deck last with bad blue sparks, 1* wit 2* power and such, namely to test out the deck. I was really just picking out whoever had thr bes lt medium pinks to make taiki an A medium.
>>534679314EXQUSE ME, YOU NIGGER?
How do I Copeshi? 3spd 3stm is such bait.
>>534674894Explain top cun.
>>534678881No fucking way there's a horse called Benis
I'm going to fucking lose it
>>534679909do 4 spd 2 stam and get skills. 3/3 if you're not a whale is doomed for mediocrity
>Boxed by my own fucking umas
Holy shit this is a whole new realm of hell
How much stats does a 9 star parent give you again?
oh fucking hell, really, 12 points short?
>>534679720>all 3 filled up alreadyyall niggas sweaty
>>534679961lmao, get GRASSED
>>534675751I want pokemon style pc boxes to sort vet uma.
>>534679947It's Venice but since there's no v in Japanese it became be-ni-su
>>534679494>tfw too lazy to make all umas S apt
>my mixed 18* blue 16* URA finale parents made a trainee that mogged all my A+ trainee with 18* stam
Uma is a highroll game
It didn't even matter that the main parent had guts
>my shitty "do your best" Agnes actually got top 2 neck without anyone to hit with dominator and attacked by 2 evil natures
yea I'm feeling alright for a casul
>>534680076I'm a little less mad because it got cured in 1 recreation, then they gave me a +70 speed
HOW DO I GET MORE POWER FOR MY END CLOSER
>4 speed cards = 1200sp/600 power
The fuck can you even do? Speed caps power
>>534679818>3 stam cardsYeah you're going to get way too much with a full 18* inherit, 9 will probably work out with this deck, heck with 9 you could probably even get away with a 4 speed 2 stam deck instead
>>534680105Haha benis(you)
>>534679995I'd like to run a better speed card than my 0LB Kita but Taishin doesn't give me good skills, Eishin and Sweep are already being used, and I'm not touching Chud Week. King Halo is 2LB.
>>534680203what if you use power parents....
>>534680203power parents duh
>1k stamina with this deck
bro....how
>>534680203your accel skills? your inherits?
>>534679884Middle parted hair doesn't look good, fight me
>>534680262Trade suzuka for cafe
>>534680240Taishin has end closer corner and end closer savy though.
i really need stamina parents of my own...should i just grind it out?
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>>534680262probably creek rainbow + lucky friendship + 18* inherits
>>534680368B-but my Professor of Curvature... My stamina mediocrity for the upcoming CM as a poorfag needs a way to cope....
>>534680047No, A+ is like 12200 or something.
>>534680203Use speed cards with power bonus, ie Kitasan/Maru/Teio
>>534680371I mean you can't really realistically target grind it
if you get it, you get it
>>534680378damn, there really is no reason to run anything other than goldship
>>534680262>some anon also used my setup and it worked out for himMLB Creek is very strong
>>534680478surely i'll hit if i keep aiming for 600/1100/600 right
>>534680528You mean there is no reason to run an uma with A in medium.
>sleep deprived
>mood down
>failure
Time to fast skip for couple fans and glue
>>534680460corner speed skills are bad for this CM because they will activate on the first corner and put you ahead of nice nature, do not waste your points on them if you are running an end closer ace
how many Medium sparks to get a decent chance of S rank?
>>534680262guts before 400 is more efficient than stam
this golshi effectively only has 800 stam, even with 2 golds, she's evil nature food
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I've seen a bunch of conflicting information on inheritance and what pushes your points down. Let's say I am raising Special Week. If Grass Wonder is in the grandparent on both sides of the family is that a problem? If Grass Wonder is a parent on one side of the family and a grandparent on the other? I know Uma hate being their own grandparent (Gametora tool says as much) but wasn't sure how fickle it was with an uma being located in multiple places in the family tree.
>>534679686>but all of these things don't add up to muchthis is the issue with current guts
>after the rework you can't just take +10s and +20s from events, you'll actually have to hit the button, maybe bring a cardthat's the good part. guts in it's current form shouldn't even be a stat. it's just a void for your cards to land on
>>534672548small indie company proper tagging function too difficult to implement please understand
>>534680259>>534680261>>534680476Power parents don't give up enough... I could try another speed cards but my Maru is only 1lb...
Golshi needs to go from last to first in a short amount of time, meaning she needs higher power than speed, right? Or what am I missing?
>>534680214I'll try that next then since I am trying get to 1000 speed and stamina just to fight against debuffers.
>>534664948>vodka not even in the top 30why do Japs have such bad taste
>4 turn in the infirmary to cure a debuff
>>534680684not how it works
>>534680791that's actually latechuds
Golshi starts ramping speed around mid race instead of near the end and being late means shes' boxed less so she doesn't actually need that much power compared to late
>>534680769this was with power parents
easily hit 1k when you get 1200 speed with this deck
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>>534672548I've actually been wondering if it would be worth resorting to a spreadsheet for this kind of thing..
>>534680851>easy to 1200 speed with full mlbftfy
>>534680824use rec if you can since there's a chance it can cure
Say good luck to Copeshi.
>>534680647This is why I keep her just dumb enough to not activate them until late!
>>534680824>Slow Metabolism>It cures itself the turn after
>>534680824turn the run into a spark farm because it's already over
>only 9% of rural umas win their first race on the big city
city girls really are the best
>>534680886people are hitting 1200 speed with way worse
this attempt had garbage rainbows
you can replace narita and mayano for a higher priority card
Left is faster than right
Kitasan is a scam.
>>534680684it just won a lobby here with 2 nice natie tho
>>534680791You need both. Speed = top speed, power = acceleration. All the acceleration in the world won't save you if your top speed is less than that of the leader, and if you accelerate too slowly you won't be able to close the gap before the race ends
>>534680963>Teehee yes I ran full MLB but that didn't make a difference at all! XD
>>534681007one of the natties are his own so it doesn't count. I kinda just tossed whatever I had in there and I had no natties
>>534680903How's that 0 kita working out?
>>534664948>I watched the anime out of curiosity, and there were a lot of criticisms, but personally, I didn't care because I was watching Kitasan Black instead of watching horse racing! I personally think the content of the anime itself is good. Anyway, Kitasan Black is cute and kind.I knew the hardcore keibafags in japan had some criticisms about S3, but it's widespread even to the bigger audience?
>>534681041don't try at all then
why would i care
I don't want to go back to the grind.
I don't want to go back to the grind.
I don't want to go back to the grind!!!
>CIM Sim
>18 slots
>CM sim
>A rank only
Fuck these public shitholes
>>534681028>You need both.No fucking shit, let me just strap in and get my 1200/1200/1200/1200/1200 since obviously higher numbers are better, thanks why didn't I think of this before?
>>534681105just go find a danchud that won't kick you for having 130k fan gain over 2 days
>>534681115make your own lobby and post here, they fill up within 5 mins
>>534681172i will fill you up within 5 mins
>>534680903If your goldshi fails the first corner check it's not going to happen again so you still wasted the points bwo...
The way these +velocity skills work is that at the start of the race the game selects a point on the track where it will perform a wit check to activate the skill. If your horse fails the check the game will not check again at a later corner. On Tokyo 2400 the check will happen on the first corner and if you fail it, you won't get a second chance.
>>534681131now you are thinking like a champion
>>534681172I want you /uma/nons to fill up my lobby...
>>534681209>>534681254please masturbate before posting
>>534681209>5 mins>A in Sprint
>>53466494848th...
...naruhodo
>>534681302You were supposed to call me a slut...
>>534681072Surprisingly well, got my current best Daisca through her. I will be saving until the Creek-Ningen banner then saving for Kita-rerun unless I find an uma I want to roll for. So nothing much until Xmas Daiwa/Oguri and Digitan.
>>534681237I can't read
should I join CMs more than once? I feel like other anons might want to test out their built umas instead of me fucking around with my whatever team. But since they did better than I thought I think I want to watch them run more
>>534681515It's not but the artist did use ai to "animate" some of his art
AAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIEEEEEEE I FORGOT TO WATCH UMAPOYI
>>534681626If you're unsure on what to run during CMs, sure.
>>534681723>It's notCase closed.
Stop thinking about sex and start thinking about trainings and races
This is Tracen
how is my golshi looking bros? is this the long runner ive been waiting for?
>>534680989It's because of the stamina
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CM rooms should be used purely for testing comps, not tryharding the same double debuffer goldshit cookie cutter build.
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Why does season 2 have so much suffering
>>534681923I think bringing a debuffer is fair cause you do want to test how you'd fare against debuffs
Stop thinking about training and races and start thinking about sweaty and steamy uma sex
This is Tracen
>>534678136Best, most wholesome hons.
>>534682012because sports tend to have a lot of suffering
>>534681923If you don't bring a debuffer you won't know if your uma wins a fair fight since you'll get 1/2 debuffs and someone will get 0/1 debuffs
>>534678136her career made me want a motherly bitch
The people complaining about CM not being diverse enough do not have a good Ace of their own thats noteta
Stop being a bitch
>>534682134please stop using rice shower in your ragebaits
she is not yours to sully like this
>>534682134>just have 1200 stam + 3 recovery goldsShut the fuck up retard.
>>534682012At least s2 has a good payoff and a triumphant, happy ending. S3 is just pure despair from start to finish.
>>534682209Its 850 + 2 you little kiddie bitch
>>534681923they ARE testing
you're their lab rat
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>>534682134*steals your lollipop*
THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR STEALING BOURBON'S TRIPLE CROWN
>>534682281>random moodfuck off
>>534681923You want people to have debuffers so you can see how your team stack up against it.
>>534664948>Every Uma in the top 20 are ones that appeared in the animeGarbage poll
should i roll for current or wait for Seun sky and Christmas Oguri?