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Teio!

>>534664524
https://ranking.net/rankings/best-umamusume-characters

Oguri most popular uma

Her tits are honestly the only good thing about her.

how many hours until super creek banner?

My soulmate, Nice Nature!

>>534664943
What does the G stand for?

REJOICE!
IT IS MARVELOUS SUNDAY DAY!!!
https://youtu.be/WdbRb2ksX7s

Love NTR

I have 550 points. Do I take Iron Will + misc yellows and use her for Long or do I get Murmur/Dominator and use her for Medium?

My favourites are
1. Nice Wife
2. McWife
3. King Wife
4. Wife Cap
What does it say about me?

>>534664998
gluttony

>>534665031
based

>>534664998
McQueen status? Slow metabolism.

I really should go to bed but here I am posting at 1 am

>>534664948
Wao

>>534664948
Spe would be no. 1 if she always gives Gourmand

Are there any umas that legitimately hate Torena-san?
Not talking tsun, but actually only putting up with due to their position.

>>534665062
>Mcwife
Based

>>534664948
TIEO TEIO TEIO
Seems about right, she and the GOAT are the best.

>>534665169
Dober but eventually she bends to the cock

>>534665124
God hag groove is so sex

>>534665169
Should be Stay Gold and Dream Journey but insert fags are so fragile they will never have them act like the real horses.

>>534664948
Isn't the real horse always high up in popularity polls as well for decades now? Peak idol.

In other news, Satono Diamond's son, Hornero, was able to win his debut race (1800m 2YO Newcomers Niigata)

dirt crew suffreing

>set up decent deck
>get hit by the two mood down plus injury wombo combo
>even after salvaging it all end up with a 1* spark

When are they increasing the times you can borrow other Umas again?

>no med s
Fuck

>>534664937
Based triple cripple.

i need the tachyon event NOW

>>534665290
Nice. He better keeps it up

>>534665293
You take my wife out of that mud pit NOW

>>534665290
Not bad, he looks promosing.

>>534665281
She really is perfect wife material.

>You're taking a vacation traveling alone in the arizona wilds
>as you're walking, you hear the sounds of some uma shoes off in the distance
>then, you hear some guns click, you turn and see a small group of feral outlaw umas pointing revolvers at you
>all of them eye you up and demand you give them everything you have and drop your clothes and put your hands behind your head

wat do

>>534664948
>5th
Suzukabros it's over

>>534665285
>muh insert fags

>>534664948
This seems to be missing some of the newer umas

>3rd 3* sparks
>speed again
sigh

>>534664957
spoken like a true slopper

>>534665442
Considering she surpassed Spe I'd say that's pretty good.

Suzuka olev

>>534665293
Show me that Matikanefukukitaru

>>534665169
You can't not with the yakuza enforced family friendly horses.

Man, is it just me or has the RNG gotten worse?

>>534664948
Specialweekbros.....

>>534665442
>I need other people to validate my opinions
Be gone, you don't deserve her

>>534665567
peeps here say golshi mode has tougher NPCs if that's what you mean

>>534665510
she's filling in until I pull Taiki

>>534665530
Why are yakuza so lame and gay?

>>534665293
You're doing the equivalent of unumaing my wife with this selection, how could you.

>>534665410
>>534665281
>>534665124
Wife Groove

I need my own Power/Stamina spark horse so I can actually run 4SPD deck without worrying about capping speed without power

>>534665498
Suzuka love and kisses and starting a family with

There's something about Nice Nature's career that feels so damn frustrating

>>534664948
>Oguri and Teio are both in my top 3
Feels good not having shit taste

>>534665594
I have no issues clearing the Golshi mode. It's just that I can't seem to recreate the same high stats I used to despite using the exact same setup

>Anchors aweigh
>Shoot ahead like a speeding bullet
>Get stuck being 1 (one) slow uma and lose momentum
>Place 5th
Any way to prevent this? Yeah if you're blocked you're blocked, but you shouldn't be getting fucking blocked by a single fucking runner in the middle of nowhere.

>>534665639
Fine, since you asked nicely

I knew Suzuka is cringe.

>>534665684
But anon
Nips are notorious for their shit taste

534665652
Lame

>>534665713
navigation skills

>>534665714
>provoking this early
you derserve another child

>>534665410
Why is this hag raping Suzuka

>bring tazuna for all her protections
>doesn't come up at all during junior year
>fail a 20% training
>knocked down to Awful and Practice Poor
>doesn't show up for new years either
Useless ningen

>>534665749
Meant for >>534665652

>>534665702
oh, remember the game is a rogue like, unless you're running all MLB SR and SSR you're gonna be getting various results until you consistently get similar results, some runs may feel similar but there are too variables

>>534664948
if japan likes oguri she can't be ogureddit

>>534665713
I think wit helps with that, also positioning skills, however, sometimes the AI is just completely retarded

i've had a matafucker literally push her way out of a crowd, slowing down for a half second getting caught on other runners

>>534665713
you actually want LoS/Navigation skill for this
but these skills are unreliable soooooooo get fucked

>>534665625
I see, I should probably also applaud you for raising her dirt from F to C and mile to A. I hope you get Taiki soon.
I dont like seeing my wife in DIRT like that

>>534665817
Yeah, friend cards suck ass. She doesn't show up at all in about one third of all runs. I replaced her with another normal support card by now.

>>534665713
INT, positioning skills, and power

>>534665768
They are the same age retard

>>534665124
gyaru air groove is an amusing juxtaposition

>Sodashi
>King Kamehameha
>Kurofune
>Deep Impact
Never ever...

"If you're blocked youre blocked" says the faggot that didnt invest in power not wit

Why is it always the same set of images? Got anything new to spam in /u/?

I did the Guts build again
This one came out better
Medium S refuses to proc but at least got Turf S and she isn't CM locked

>Senior year
>Mayano STILL not at orange friendship
Why do you hate me so...

cop horse

>>534665974
>>534666023
Suzuka is made to form a family

>>534665442
in a way its very impressive since the real horse got merc'd right on the track

>>534664948
>>534665580
>Grass Wonder comes in at 21, 2 ranks above Special Week
LOL
LMAO EVEN

Special Chud still getting keked by Grass Wonder

I think the people constantly family-posting about a teenage girl are creepier than the people that just goon and move on

>>534666040
True!

>>534666020
You run her as a stat stick, if you want friendship training pick MC or something

>>534666012
Shush and eat your sundae

>>534666107
Already running MC. My stam deck is trash, I do what I can.

>>534665421
Remembering my english lessons with Taiki Shuttle, I attempt to communicate and reason with these American savages in their native tongue

>>534666094
I think you should stop having such tranny thoughts before it's too late for you

>>534666013
you're sacrificing too much wit

Sir another trivia disguised as a banner review just dropped
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ecp9fhuiRWU

>>534666065
That was Rice Shower. Suzuka was euthanized off the track after a medical examination

do I want to click thaaaat?

mayano top cun...

>>534666192
That depends on your personal inclinations...

I guess something triggered the troons

>>534666094
Get pregnant Rice!

Why does this game have so many girls that are fully modeled and voiced but won't be added for 1-2 more years? What kind of fucking chinese torture is this???

>>534665652
>>534666097
Trve Trve

>>534666192
No

>>534666247
Has it been 3 days already?

>>534666094
that's normal human behaviour

>>534666012
Not a big yuri fan, just for you bwo.
Why is there so much Shakur X Fine Motion art anyways?

>>534664883 (OP)
This is why Cheval never took her hoodie off

wtf why is her career so dogshit, I've failed 10+ runs in a row

>>534666257
sexy hand holding

>>534666180
Well youre only proving my point

roll for her

>>534666094
Tranny? or THE RAPED?
Call it.

BED, NOW

>>534666358
I don't care being creepy for a tranny thou

>>534666397
uhh your guts?

Just switch it to front runner they said... every fucking time...

anons I see it
I can make her mother's wishes come true

If you're in your mid 20's yearning for a family it's already too late for you dude

>>534666094
Is this reverse psychology into making me post Rice mama?

>>534666467
Your affinity??

Well that's enough 4chan for me tonight

>>534666474
only women have a time limit to form a family

>>534666318
Holy cute, source?

>>534666536
What a strange thing to say

Forever Young won the Saudi Cup, cmon, put that boy in the game.

>>534666490
she is so unlikable that nobody from my other horses or guest horses want to have her as a daughter

>>534666262
weird, isn't it? For some reason Brian is even in the launch trailer but at least shes 10~ days away now

>>534665989
Just be like Oguri and run for the love of the game. Look at her big smile whenever she goes for the finish line in her ult.

>>534666582
Menopause is such a weird thing.

>>534666094
What did you say about my heckin daughetrino? I'll have you know I play this game as a wholesome dad simulator unlike you creeps who perv on children. Ugh disgusting old men shouldn't be allowed to touch games like this and infect it with their filth! trying to type like a redditor is hard

>>534666589
>forever young
how many Mel Gibson references can they fit in that uma?

>>534666582
it's a fact, if you have 30 being a woman then you are practically doomed to stay alone

>>534666474
The world is going to shit and unless literally everyone collectively does something together to keep it from getting worse, it's going to keep getting worse. Why the hell would I want to bring in a child or two into this god-forsaken earth just to suffer? I can find a wife to weather the storm with but I don't want to sire children just to make them suffer.

>horse betting
SHUT IT DOWN

>>534666324
that seether just keeps posting on cooldown revealing theyre a tourist

>>534666474
ahhh I yearn so much for giving up my human rights to some bitch
ohhh i want to provide someone so much
t. anons itt

>>534666568
@saku39sann

Soon-to-die-list

>>534665287
>look up cool image to find source
>can only find one upload
>barely double digit engagement
>looks like the artist's acc
>no obvious signs of AI
Huh
Well thanks for posting

>>534666023
I'd wanna see a kitted out american sheriff dept uma

took this during a trip to my local county fair a month ago. well behaved horses with the people that wanted to pet them, but the middle one liked to fuck with the one on the left by trying to bite a bit every now and then

>>534666094
I think those pieces are usually a bit boring and don't do much for me, but it's just another wish fulfillment fantasy, one that's pretty common. We all have our own.
This piece with Helios is very cute.

>>534666726
>some bitch
not some bitch, the idealized and romantic wife non human.

>>534666324
Mental illness
>>534666713
Yeah it's all one guy. Just like (You), right?

>>534666329
cheval grand is the CUTEST uma to have ever lived!

>>534664948
Of course it will be Oguri. Old fart keibafags loves him. Newfags from Uma Global and anime Cinderella Gray loves her.

Are you mentally prepared to lose every match in cm despite the effort you're putting on making a good team?

>>534665460
You can slop on my nuts

>>534666850
hats are pretty cute

>>534666850
This is TRUE

Naughty Nature

Should I grab BOFA and some debuffs if I want to take this Rudolf to CM?

there are people who actually get mad with pics like this?

king halo you god damn suck

>>534666878
We all love Oguri

Time to bully this umalet.

>>534666940
cards?

>>534666940
>sub 400 int
She's too dumb to even activate skills reliably.

I dislike Oguri

>>534666953
>there's people that get mad wwhen historically opressed groups get censored and deleted from the little bit of media that celebrates them?
Uhhh yeah no fucking shit retard.

>>534666953
Yes, there was a whole controversy in jp back then with faggots bitching about horsegirls having children.

>>534666898
i don't even know what the rewards are

>>534667016
370 is over 75%

>>534666364
>sparking Brian
>would spark Amazon, Seiun, Gold City, Doto, Eishin, Akebono and Digitan if I could
I'm so fucked, too many good horses

>>534667082
english?

>>534666953
Yurifags are not people

>>534664948
deserved and fuck special needs btw

>>534667139
The tranny said it has a victim complex and thinks every girl that dresses like a boy is a signal of empowerment for it's mental illness.

>>534667129
You'd be surprised how fucked you are with that int.

>>534667161
You failed her. Walk into the sea and never return, trainer san

I dislike Oguri

>>534666953
Yeah, they legit get mad at seeing normal happy families since they're miserable all the time. Post more umafamilies

>>534667003
Please don't, Biko is the only umalet who doesn't deserve bulling

>>534667082
I wouldn’t call faggots people

>>534667206
what a loon (troon)

/uma/cucks can't compete with EDENGODS

>>534666898
what goes through an anon's head when he makes a post like this? It's like saying you should never gamble because there's a chance you might lose

>>534667082
not my problem

>>534666329
This girl is the opposite of Gold Ship design wise, the hat makes her.

Nothing wrong with liking Oguri

>>534667238
Their poor son is going to grow up terrified of women. He's going to think all girls have Umamusume physiques

Does every instance of a debuff lower stats or is it capped at once per Uma team?

>>534667238
>normal
I miss when 4chan hated normalfags.

>>534667272
Elden Raped? That rollslop game SUCKS

>>534667238
I don't really care if they dislike it, but it's annoying how both sides have to throw shit at each other instead of just ignoring stuff they don't like

>>534667237
Her design is cute, but I wish she had more of a personality than "Eats food"
Likewise, I wish McQueen had more a personality than "Does not eat food"

>>534667237
pretty derby?

>>534667139
Yes I wrote it in English here is a SEAnigger Google translation just for you.
>Ada orang yang marah ketika kelompok yang secara historis tertindas disensor dan dihapus dari media yang merayakan mereka?
Uhhh ya, nggak ada omong kosong, dasar bodoh.

>>534667121
Jewel and statue are the most important one.
Grand champion winner will get something like 4000+ jewel and 90+ statue.
The prize is hard to calculate because winning the daily attempt gives you prize too depending on performance.

>>534667082
This engagement bait would do numbers on Xitter.

>>534667356
/u/ exists for their shit.

>>534667290
>thats how mom was in the past
lol

>>534667238
always welcome

>try a 9 star parent just to see how broken it is
>before i even start i get a whopping 60 to my stats
jesus christ it never was about your deck, its always been about the parents hasnt it?

How are they going to handle annis on an accelerated schedule?

>>534667349
And now the world has changed so much in such a funny dance of moral inversions that 4chan now love happy families
Fags on here just grew up and got over hating their parents while tumblrfags never did

I love this little nigga like you wouldn't believe

>>534664948
if this was a gaijin poll golshi tachyon and urara will be much higher

i also support uma x toraina-chan

>>534667359
>Didn't play the first story chapter
>Didn't play McQueen's career
>Didn't watch S1 or S2

>>534667279
I mean, never gambling is pretty sound financial advice on average.

So I just need to win 3/40 races, another 3/40 races, and then once for max rewards right?

>>534667502
most likely accelerated too, half anni comes on october too

>>534667540
>Why yes, I self-insert. Doesn't everyone?

>>534667632
no

>>534667356
Guess who started throwing shit first >>534666094

>>534664948
>nice wife at 8
BASED

Is there a spreadsheet with all the planned gibs by date? How many carats are we projected to get in the next 6 months assuming it follows jp schedule? I kinda need to know if I can save enough for my favorite umas and the kitasan rerun

>>534667662
so what do I need to do?

>>534667648
d-do we have real g-girls in this thread??

what does she mean by this?

>>534667613
Fortune only comes to those who chase it. Not for those who idly wait. So you should always gamble.

post something cute

>>534667674
>Nyo I should be allowed to groom my students
If you actually did this in a civilized county you would be rightly thrown in prison.

>>534667632
No, you need to win 3 out of 5 and you have 8 attempts. If you win 1 time in 3 different attempts it doesnt count

>>534667674
>"I was a faggot because someone was mean to me!"
Juvenile

>>534667739
Uma unironically has a huge female playerbase and it’s not hard to see why

>>534667632
Not 3 out of 40.
1 Attempt = set of 5 races. You need to win 3 out of 5.
You have 4 attempt per day.

Double distance finishes

>>534667349
I think it's a generational shift, extreme weirdness was rare and had to be sought out but Gen Z was exposed to all sorts of extreme weird stuff easily at a young age via the web so their deep dark kinks became missionary handholding and happy Amish sized families, you see this with porn games as well like coc2 or whatever where the degeneracy is the hook but half the audience hates it and just wants more pregnancy and family stuff because that's their brand of escapism.

Umamusume Pretty Derby.

>>534667728
you need to win 3 out of 5 (you get 8 attempts per phase)

>>534667770
something cute

>>534667770
Alright, here. They're the cutest >>534667770

Almond Milk

>>534667739
ew, girls have cooties (STDs)

>>534667742
>keep embarassing rice even after marriage
I see the lad didn't lost the good habits

>>534667754
>spaghetti
but teio.. thats why you failed to be the undefeated umamusume

>>534664948
>taiki at 45

w-well at least she's in the top 50...

>>534667825
Only Teio

>>534667754
She wants you to add some sauce

>>534667359
>I wish McQueen had more a personality than "Does not eat food"
Holy shit bro, how much of a secondary are you?

>>534667790
so cute
are king and urara on the same farm?

>>534667475
I'll be honest, as long as they're not being obnoxious, I don't really care if they share some yuri art here. They appreciate the same horse I appreciate, they just enjoy it in different ways
>>534667674
Yeah, I do dislike people like him that has to ruin it for others instead of just minding their own business

>>534667807
I think its more of a fetish because actual pregnancy and actual family forming are more detrimental to your modern day life than half the shit people call problematic

>>534667769
love this schizo

>>534667870
you nigger fight me right now

>>534667739
No, just ask the girl browser pasta guy.
But global does seem to have a lot more girls playing than on Jp where girl players are unicorn tier rare according to polls. I'm guessing they'll fall off over time.

>>534667161
>I can't comment on the Sandmen invasion
Good thinking, Trainer-san, that is not good PR.

>>534667783
So called civilised countries when they annihilate their ability to create normal families
Uni professors are banging their students all the time anyway, the only difference is the invisible fictional line of maturity has shifted despite no reason for it

>>534667754
Teio piledriver sex

>>534667998
we got a genius in /uma/ bros watch out

Why are umas so pale when they spend all day in the sun?

>>534667783
get a real problem dude, like your mental illness, it's not going to cure by itself

My first A+ Uma wanted to say hello to you guys. Say something nice about her.

>>534668015
Not an argument

>>534667998
Why is the protagonist of Season 1 all the way in 23rd then

>>534668016
im really tempted to buy used underwear bros

>>534668080
Sparks?

>>534667557
>>534667915
Look, look, I get in the anime she has more depth. But when I'm on my 20th McQueen run and all she has to say is
>Wehhh I'm too fat :(
>Wahhhhh I'm on a diet
>Wahwahwah should I starve or eat 100 twinkies
>Waaaaahh I ate them now I'm faaaaat
After a while you start to lose your sanity, y'know?

It's almost over bros...

>>534668080
show cards
rudolf won't give me shit

>>534668080
Cute Emperor.
>>534667770

>>534668104
Everyone agrees Spe sucks and Suzuka carried the season.

>>534668043
sir would you please step into this black van for a moment

>>534668109
imagine how much post-race pantsu/spats from umas go for

>>534668082
Not a response

>>534668175
what a cute retard

>>534668139
>Stories about struggling with weight are le bad

>>534668139
nippongu writing

>>534668104
Japs know who the real protagonist is

>join lobby to test CM
>Everyone has A+ Medium S horses
Do I even bother
Do I even fucking bother--

>>534667325
"The one loved by everyone, the one stronger than anyone"

>join random CM rooms to see their stats and comps
>everyone is just using Goldship and Nice nature and some Oguri and Tachyon
Sovlless

>>534668312
well you never know unless you try

>>534668139
What do you mean anon?
I thought guys loved the gf experience

>>534667936
I firmly believe impreg fetish is propaganda perpetuated by the japanese government because of low fertility rates (how else do you explain those disgusting x-ray shots in every hentai)

>>534668237
I accept your concession

>>534668312
Yeah that Medium S is pretty much mandatory here

The anime would have been better if they followed real life and killed Suzuka after she got injured.

>>534668043
They run away from the sun, duh.

>>534668312
rhetorical question

Good night faggots. Have a picture of my wife.

>>534668080
Nice, cute wife

>>534668119
>>534668162

>>534668392
Arguing online all day isn’t good for you anon, go find something more enjoyable to do with your time

Who does Sweep Tosho appeal to?

>>534668312
>>534668402
I've beaten Medium S horses with a Medium A before so it's not out of the question, especially if the horse with Medium S is poorly-built with a bunch of bad skills

>>534668249
She is very smart, for an inumusume

>>534668326
The worst part is losing to them when you have far superior stats and skills, through no reason except for rng.

>>534668416
Good wife. I hope she doesn't speak German during sex though.

>>534668363
well we need SOMETHING to counter the anti-natalist jewish propaganda, don't we??

>>534668485
Me. I like how she keeps doing that handjob motion.

>>534668191
Priceless keeps only for their trainer

>>534668485
Meguminfags.

>>534668080
She has low amount frames per second.

SWEEP! EAT UP!

>>534668485
The same people who always do this race before their Hopeless Stakes

>>534668578
based

>>534668578
I'll never get tired of this image

>>534668543
>yes wagecucks, have more offspring to consume more! yes!
You're a dumbass. If anything they would want more meat for the grinder. stupid ass /pol/ack can't rub two braincells together

Chiiyo Chiyo Chiyo Chiyono-o,
doki doki doki doki do~ki

>>534668485
rape correction fags

>>534668613
ToT

>Chiyo is right after anniversary banner
AAAAAAAAAAAA

>>534668613
Well that race has a better spark than the other one for starters.

I wouldn't say I would but...

>>534668830
They knew what they were doing.

>>534668885
one of these things is not like the others

Plenty of trainers on umachan deserve to get raped by their trainee for not seeing them as a woman

>>534668830
calm down winning ticket

I read somewhere that Gold ship week is supposed to give 80 star fragments
I looked at the quest list and there's only about 30. Was that fake news?

>>534668695
>just die out and get replaced by 75 IQ Indians and Africans

What unique skills are good for goldshi if any?

>>534668913
Where’s Falco?

>>534668885
huh why a bird and not a chick? is there another horse eating video?

>>534668540
>he doesn't want his wife to have so much fun she reverts to her primal tongue.
I would nothing more than for Condor to start screaming in Spanish mid-orgasm.

I can separate fiction from reality and enjoy fiction without applying those to reality so even if I enjoy a game where teenage girls that are superior to me in terms of physical strength, speed, and power are at my every beck and call for whatever reason and not only follow me and trust me wholeheartedly but are also in love with me somehow, I will not be applying myself onto teenagers in real life even if I end up in a position of power over them.

>>534668995
The 50 is from the friendship store, hope you have enough FP cause you'll need a lot

>>534669076
She is from Kentucky

>>534668578
based

>>534668994
AAAAA

>>534669137
flash is japanese haha

>>534669076
El is from Kentucky

>>534664948
>

>>534668578
>>534669143

>>534664948
>Special Needs not even in the top 20
holy shit

UUUUUUWAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!
MR CHALK BROKE!!!!!

>>534668312
>joined a random public lobby earlier today
>someone had a Rudolf with S Turf, S Medium, Shooting for Victory, Let's Pump Some Iron, and Red Shift
>checked parents
>they had fucking pace chaser and frontrunner sparks
Imagine being that fucking lucky to get both medium and turf from just 1 or 2 fucking grandparent sparks on top of one of the unique sparks. I was fucking seething from just looking at it.

I am an trainer! I am highly educated and graduatd from tge countries top tainer school! I do not deserved to be treated by my trainees like I am some sort of chew toy!

I LOVE TICKEZO UUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>534669158
>>534669262
SHUT THE FUCK UP OR I'M SENDING YOU TO THE HOPELESS STAKES

>>534669187
>>534669137
Kentucky has a lot of spics so I believe it

>>534669085
You'd be surprise how many people can't do this

>>534669262
i cri evrytirm

>>534669137
>>534669187
How do you think she learnt spanish? Clearly her household's main language.

>>534664948
King Halo bros...

>first uma dream
>thought it'd be daiwa
>it's kitasan in daiwa's outfit for some retarded reason
>it's over
it's over
how did this happen?

>>534669298
UUUUUUUUUUUUUWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>Missing Tether
damn

>>534669389
Would she cry during sex?

NO BULIII UUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

>>534669447
She’s lucky she has a pretty face and hugs tits

>>534664948
>bakushin 47th

>>534669447
>My reaction when someone uses a sound file so I can't download the original webm

>>534669342
sadly if luchador papa its probably...you know mexican spanish, ew

>>534669437
You both will cry for the same reason.

>>534669434
This is targeted Goldship harassment

>>534669315
>Kentucky
>A state nearly in the Midwest since it's bordering Illinois, Indiana, and Ohio
I legitimately don't know the demographics of Kentucky, is it really filled with spics? Because it wouldn't seem like it to me based on positioning and not being a border state.

>>534669447
how loud do you think she screams on a creampie...

>>534664948
Every horse in the top 20 is now officially reddit

>>534669523
Because it feels so good it brings us to tears?

>>534669262
UUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH
DDDDDEEEEERRRRRBBBYYYYYYYYYYY!!!

>>534669437
>ALL OF THE SPERM ARE WORKING SO HARD TO FERTILISE THE EGG
>IT'S LIKE A RACE OF THEIR LIFETIME, EVEN GREATER THAN THE JAPANESE DERBY
>UUUUUUUUUUUWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH GANBATTE MR SPERM

Could be better, but will work for now.

>>534669427
Why is neck biting so hot?

>>534669504
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bK8844NJgho

>>534669615
My laisu would never

>>534669571
Says Louisville is 8% Hispanic, which seems low. Must be a lot of undocumented immigrants.

>>534669615
So this is why she's called an assassin...

No more crying okay?

mejiros are slutty umas

>>534669571
It wasn't that way back in the late 90s but these days the government ships the refugees/illegals deep into the rural interior so now the problems people were dealing with in California when I was growing up are now an everywhere problem.

>>534669796
real honses are so fucking ugly...

>>534669809
Except Dober, she’s pure.

>>534669615
sexual power fantasy, you want to be vulnerable enough to allow it and be dominated. Why you think women love vampires? Thatd be misogynistic if it wasn't ridiculously true

>>534669868
ur ugyl

>>534669874
Dober was railed by spe on the daily

>>534668885
why does every letter have the " thingies?

Just hurry the fuck up already toreina-san, what could possibly be taking so long? It's really not that hard, Jesus Christ what are you even doing?

>>534669085
>NOOO YOU CAN'T JUST USE THE ADVANTAGES YOU EARNED IN LIFE IN YOUR FAVOUR BECAUSE... OMG YOU JUST CAN'T, OKAY!?

>>534669868
Look at this handsome monarch
https://youtu.be/AbODfzaT-lI?si=bQaqGee0XZxZsWzV

>>534668326
everybody in cm lobbies right now is a giga tryhard
also certainly doesn't help that nobody but whales rolled on umas and the roster is super fucking small. the pool of support cards is also tiny and barely enables different builds

>>534669874
True

>>534664948
>urara
>the shitter of shitters
>top 20
What the fuck?

>>534669085
There is unironically nothing wrong with marrying your trainee after her career as a runner, the west has poisoned your mind yet Shinzo Abe perseveres

Is there any reason to keep using Golshi mode after you've finished everything? Doesn't default URA make farming easier?

>>534669868
false

>>534669868
>This absolute cutie
>Ugly
Shit taste desu
>>534669974
>just abuse your power over others bro
Tells us all we need to know about your character

shrine slut cucked me out of onsen ticket, what should I do to her

>>534669021
please respond

I have been watching funny hors videos and I simply cannot believe that these creatures are real.

>>534670065
Lovable loser

>>534670098
Use and abuse are two different words and no amount of womanly shrieking is going to change that
A young woman wants safety and security in life to raise a family and you provide that for her

>>534670112
Make an anal priestess out of her.

>last one rolled S turf and hot spring
12k run soon i can feel it in my bones

>>534670112
break her orb, then her hymen

>>534670112
buy onsen and love hotel tickets with your own money

>>534669972
YOU'RE NOT MY TRAINEE! I DON'T KNOW YOU.

>>534670098
Where are you getting "abuse" from? Projecting? Or is it just envy? "If someone gets something better through having an advantagious position, they're evil". Amazing. If I can buy afford to buy higher quality products than you at the grocery store is that abuse too? Poor little pissant.

>>534670065
She has second and third place finishes. Her record actually isn't terrible for her early career.

i keep saying "Harikite iko" in my mind whenever I see a rainbow Kitasan, this is normal right

Do umas like their ears nibbled?

>>534669021
>>534670123
Ryan but nobody uses her so just take maru's because it's good for every running styles

>>534670292
second this question, except for scritches

Is it a good reward for your uma if they get first?

>>534664948
anime only fags or reddit?

>>534670292
Yeah

Can I do a Career and fail quick twice or does it have to go through 100%

I'm so sleepy bros I can't do this

>>534670310
When does this happen? I feel like I saw it ingame when I first started but not anymore

>>534670315
Because no one has 3* Ryan unless they whaled or skipped Kitisan banner to roll umas. And you really don't care about that second group.

Is the Japan Cup or Arima Kinen more prestigious irl?

That DB really works, gotten more followers ever since I inserted my ID in there.

>>534670391
you can fail a condition and get it but you can't quit to get it

>>534670238
All of this moralising is the same, if someone is better than you in any real or perceived way then no matter how much hard work they did to get there, it’s wrong, evil, and all crime against them is justified as they are the villain.
The women that scream about abuse and power structures are the ugly unwanted women who were overlooked by older guys and now become vile and bitter.
Everything is abuse when you live as a constant facet of jealousy

>>534669874
pure slut

>>534670410
Because you shortened career events retard

>>534670410
Isn't it just the start of the inspiration scene but you never see it because you always have the game on skip when it hits?

>>534670426
wait what the fuck it's opt in? I thought it just searched everybody somehow

Is it possible to outrun the debuffs?
Anyone with the sacred knowledge know whether debuffs have a range? I'm pleading here.

>>534666981
what if we cooked and ate her?

my eyes? almond

>Join CM room
>My later surger and later surger debuffer are 2nd and 3rd because everyone is just running debuffers and end closers

Holy shit

>>534670425
Isn't Arima basically the all stars since it's fan-voted? I imagine it'd hold more sentimental value to nips than Japan Cup

>>534670521
Why?

>>534670505
Yeah, and apparently the site does everything for you. I thought you'd have to do all the effort to write your support and every spark your parent has, but you just insert your ID and they do all the work for you.

>>534670498
>>534670503
oh yeah I have shorten scenario events on, whoops

>>534670315
ok thanks

thoughts?

>>534670425
Japan Cup, but their prize pools are about the same and the Arima Kinen is more fun.

>>534670518
Most people will be running Nice nature debuffs so you just need to worry about stamina.
Good players will be running either 3 aces that have the stamina to beat nice nature, or debuffers focused on lowering speed, so having Max Speed and S rank Medium is a must

>>534670505
It could feasibly crawl every ID automatically but it’d also feel rather intrusive so I guess they leave it up to your consent

>>534670627
sometimes

>>534670562
This is why if you're bringing a frontrunner you really want to bring a pace chaser too to keep that distance advantage against Goldship

>>534670627
none

>>534670537
my falcon? smart

>>534670426
yeah, it feels nice having new followers every time i open the game

Hello, is this the thread for horse breeders?

>>534670410
if you press skip on the intro you miss it, you have to click past the director describing the ura race to tazuna

>>534670574
horses are good eatin

>>534670669
My Suzuka? Silent

>>534670669
my ship? gold

>>534670425
Japan cup is international and strong foreign horses can join while Arima kinen is basically popularity contest ala NBA all star

>>534670627
nyoppers!

i would NOT

>>534670715
Maybe so, but not umas. Those are friends. Also I doubt racing horses taste good.

>>534670696
Yes

>>534670669
my opera o? FTM

test?

If Winning Ticket in her racing outfit doesn’t make your dick start twitching you’re absolutely gay

I hate you, Vodka. I hate you so much!

>>534670784
where the foreign horses at

>>534670098
What is your stance on the ethics and power imbalance when it comes to breeding horses, breaking them, and keeping them in prison-like captivity for racing, an industry the rich greatly profit off of? Let me know how you actually feel about abuse of power.

>>534670669
my fukukitaru? matikane

>>534670852
she looks like a mtf

>>534670812
tooouuhhhhkai teiooouhhh

I got tissues for the 3rd time in a row

>>534670669
My Halo? King.

>>534670897
Well stop masturbating so much

>>534670897
stop jacking off

>>534670861
>t. Daiwa

Tomorrow I’m doing Falco runs back to back to back until I win the onsen ticket with her

Technology went too far...

>>534670867
based, give me mor honse races so chudcels like you can seethe more
exploitation of lesser species is a human obligation

Uhmmm what's that deleted webm in this thread?

>>534670897
Why are you jerking off when your uma is there to help?

>>534670882
You wish, tranny. You’ll never pass.

I am all ears, Rice Shower.

>>534671045
She's your trainee, not your girlfriend/wife/onahole.

>>534670852
Her casual fit is hotter though

>>534671089
Hi all ears, i'm rudolf

>get practice perfect
>fail 3% training
AAAAAAIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I got a hint from every parent and grandparent.

>>534671139
jesus. are you going to buy it all?

>>534671139
doomed to 1* gut

>>534670518
the actual problem is making them fast enough since every ace has 1200 speed in addition to beefed up stamina and the velocity debuffs are an actual meme they dont do shit

>>534671109
Hi Rudolf. Please stop having multiple bad mood events during your senior year every single time I train you.

>all the umas that are prime for breeding
>some are more desperate than others
>that one trainer looked at the pink retard running around and losing against almost everyone in tracen
>absolutely 0 attention span and can't even think for more than 5 seconds
>"yep, that's the one, I'm going to train her"
Really?

After Oguri, which Uma is likely to get their own standalone season akin to Cinderella Gray? What other horses had an insane legacy fit for an anime adaptation?

KOREA ANON HERE DO NOT ROLL ON SUPA CREEKER MANY MANY PEOPLE IN KOREA ROLLED ON THIS UPCOMING BANNER AND COMPLETELY BRICKED THEIR ACCOUNT

>>534671265
skibbidi rizz

>>534671265
Stay Gold

>>534671265
Sakura Laurel has her own manga so she's the one most likely to get an anime adaption next unless they have other plans like making Pretty Derby season 4.

>>534671273
Don’t worry I’m not gonna touch it till u have Falco

>>534671212
I can't afford it but I'm getting Ryan, Maruzensky and Shuttle for sure if the run goes well.

>>534671265
I think TM Opera O is close to having her own anime. RTTT and BNE skipped it, and CinGray references her.

>>534671139
Buying a of them would be so fucking funny

>>534671265
Rudolf
TM Opera but she’s been half done by RTTT and BNE
More recently, almond eye easily

>>534671273
i'm just gonna buy a mlb super creek + 2lb kitasan blackk account for like $15

>>534671265
stay gold story is actual kino
I hope we see him biting special chud

>>534671265
Probably Rudolf, she's pretty popular among fans and is also a legendry horse. Doubt she will get a standalone though.

https://youtu.be/0O1PwmXvfUM
This video sucks complete ass as a guide but its a good showcase of just how different the URA scenario is after several updates

>>534671265
Almond Eye

>>534671127
>Get practice perfect
>Don't overdo it! the very next turn
I unironically got too cocky

>>534671101
thats where youre wrong, kiddo (said while under an uma in heat)

>>534670093
>>534670098
I love how many anons of taste are around here, Doto is just so cute.

Any /uma/ club recruiting?

In ancient times, umamusumes raped human males.

>>534671561
No

>>534671561
Ours would be if the fucking buchou would actually kick the no shows.

>>534671561
fans?

63652975
CM Trials

>>534671697
My fans? Only

>>534671697
80m

>>534671471
>You can duel Happy Meek for points and the more you win, the stronger she gets
>Beating her at level 5 unlocks gold skill versions and sparks of all the "Essence of Racing Skills" that were meta for parents later on

>>534671580
Probably
And it probably only died down when guns were invented

>>534671561
shortstack probably still are

>>534671697
My mom is my #1 fan.

>>534671471
isn't the updated URA scenario at like 2nd anniversary
we're all gonna quit before it gets to that point

>>534671697
You don't get to bring fans.

>>534670449
>MY LEGS ARE NOT OKAY

thanks bro, I needed those Carats!

Rejoice!!
today is

MARVELOUS

SUNDAY!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WdbRb2ksX7s

>>534671310
>>534671384
Stay Gold was such a comical cunt that I don't think it'd be possible to stay accurate to the IRL horse.

>>534671789
>we're all gonna quit before it gets to that point
I've been here before the game even existed.

>>534671789
At 2nd anniversary we’ll be getting our 5th scenario

>>534671831
when will she be available in global?

>>534671831
MARVELOUS!

>>534671262
Go drown in a well, Umamusume A

>>534671273
I'm all in on Nb

>>534671741
So you know how there’s a minimum distance of 21 feet for someone with a gun to be safe outside the range of someone with a knife running at them?
Now imagine how much range an uma could cover and physically overpower you before you could draw your gun

>>534664948
>little screen time
>the entire world against her
>still manages a top 10 finish
As expected of the true ace Daiwa Scarlet!

>>534671818
>maiden

>>534671908
When you stop touching yourself at night.

>>534672004
I didn't say it was going to be used to shoot the horse

>>534672067
I only touch myself in the day

>>534672083
h-huh?

Here's your TM Opera O bro

>>534672083
KEK

>>534671273
Can confrm, rolled for creek, now my PC is emitting mustard gas any time I try to log into my account.

hey class6GODS what's the current demotion line at? curious if I'm just going to be demoted next week

>real mcqueen was a big horse that could probably mog other horses
>uma mcqueen is docile, cute and small
I don't trust uma mcqueen. she could probably mog you

>>534672123
My dear leader Rudolf is too busy to do that!

>>534672176
>docile

I can't believe MARVELOUS Sunday has trapped Nice Nature in her whack ass MARVELOUS dimension again

>>534672168
480k atm

>>534672083
>Oh wow, a cute beautiful uma musume is going to fuck me, what an inconvenience, I might as well KILL MYSELF
?????

>>534672176
I don't trust any horse being truly docile. They could break you in half without a warning at any moment.

>>534672168
16,234th at 479,242 pts

>>534671265
Doto

>>534672265
Raping is not okay no matter the context.

>>534671265
Pic related would be the perfect choice if not for the stupid controversy.

>>534671741
Nice now you're getting chased by gun wielding umamusume

>>534671728
Forgot to take distances, but it was 1L to 1st, and 1 1/2L to 2nd
80027491
CM Trials

>>534672265
Me but unironically
What’s the point if she isn’t waiting for marriage with you?

If you want to formally address Kitasan, should you use Kitasan-san or Kitasan Black-san?
Black sun or black son, hmm..

Should I get a pizza or burger for lunch?

>Sparks don't fire
>Taiki has D in medium
>Can't run and engage in Hopefulposting

Feels like a waste of a run desu

I don't get it

>>534671850
all they have to do is accurately portray spe as the chud he is
though there's no real excuse for that time he almost killed NTR lmao

>>534672402
Yes.

>>534668452
fuck you

>>534672402
I hope this is your cheat day, fatty.

>>534672410
Your uma is legally retarded.

How hard does Dream Journey rape her trainer?

My veterans page is so messy. How do I remember which ones I built for pvp, which ones have good sparks, which Suzuka is my sprinter and which ones my Medium etc without looking at all their skills individually.

>>534672410
Aoi sucked off the judges to place Happy Meek as the No: 1 fav to make her feel better about herself

>>534672548
That's the near part. You dont

>>534672548
just remember or note the numbers

>>534669571
my friend from kentucky was hispanic but he was white passing

>>534672410
>187 wit
bwo.........

>>534672375
One player left (3 slots for umas) needed before kicking it off

>>534672517
iykyk

Anon you do realize you are atleast part umamusume right? The odds of your ancestors not being raped by a uma is statistically impossible

>>534672373
Japan is going to riot when the quality of their KFC starts going down the shitter over the next decade thanks to importing Pajeets.

>>534672402
pizza with hamburger topping

*ahem*

>>534672684
Genghis khan was just an uma

>>534671349
>>534671364
As much I love Ope I don't think her Umamusume personality fits a main character role, she just comes off as strong and confident without any major personal hurdles to overcome. I do wish that she had more presence in BNE aside from the Arima Kinen and Japan Cup though.

>>534672548
have you already favorited them?

>>534672771
Does Meek even know she's alive? is she even conscious?

>>534672758
Does she know how to move her legs without tripping

>>534672758
DELETE THIS

>shit whites
Do I keep going with Rudolf or start cycling with borrows to get a 9*

>>534672454
haha nice reddit the post here's your gold coin faggot

>>534672548
That's when the glue meme comes in

>>534672871
uh?

>>534672871
You sound upset.

>>534672816
I use the favourite function to remember my good parent umas

>>534672758
Can you even get that low

>>534672916
>>534672917
ITS A DEAD HEAT!

>>534672929
>my good parent umas
Y-yeah I have those t-too, yeah

>>534672871
Okay but what should I get, if you already answer for me?

>>534672657
>>534672375
2 debuffers total in the room, one from 2 people