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>Game News (EN)
Current Rate Up: Curren Chan (3*), Yukino Bijin (SSR), (SSR), Nishino Flower (SR), Narita Taishin (3*), Yaeno Muteki (SSR), Zenno Rob Roy (SR)
Next Rate up: Smart Falcon (3*), Super Creek (SSR), Tazuna Hayakawa (SSR)
Main Story Chapter 3 is up.
8/7 - 8/22: Golshi Week Celebration
8/17 - 8/27: CM Taurus Cup - Tokyo 2400m, left, spring, sunny, firm
8/21 - 8/30: Legend Race
8/28 - 9/10: Story Event
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>Game News (JP)
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Legend Race vs Sakura Bakushin O (Alt) and Biko Pegasus will be held on 8/7
LoH Long will be held on 8/12, Sapporo, 2600m, right, summer, sunny
Pakalive Vol. 56 4.5th anniversary stream on 8/22
CM Classic will be held in September, Kyoto, 2000m, right, autumn, sunny

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https://umamusume.jp/contents/event/tnf6th-autumn/

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Taiki I swear to your 3 goddesses.

Umadol love

>140cm
IMAGINE

>critical hint-giver doesn't give hints
>uma is glue even after a victory

>>534700405
>the other one that everyone is talking about, and is the one that you should definitely pull on if you want to roll for support cards, is releasing tomorrow

I rolled for many hours today........................

>>534700387 (OP)
IN A WORLD... where eating gigantic sandviches and huge pieces of meat count as "snacks"

It's time, bwos.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WdbRb2ksX7s

Digitan LOVE

5 speed card is meta for mlblets

>>534700174
Secretariat (the symboli rudolf on steroids) and Dr Fager (Bakushin with sub 200 wit)

>>534700471
>he chose the bottom option
>AFTER 40 energy gib from tazuna
thats what you get you fat fuck

>>534700597
>5spd
>899 stam
HOW

>>534700597
for me it's 6 power

>>534700542
...for what?

>>534700476
>the spongebob audio is very right channel heavy
so close...

>>534700597
>sub 900 stam
glue

Secretariat in Uma when

>>534700547
desu im considering picking up the gym just so i can eat more meat and sugar snacks and shit without feeling bad about it

I fucking hate kitasan nigger and sc

>>534700749
I mean, the meat thing you can already do as is, just don't be a hyper slop and you can get away with it just fine. The sugar bit... ya well you wanna be safe about that one no matter what, especially if it's "US Sugar Snacks".

>2* uma ticket from goldship event
>roll goldship

>>534700707
I wanted a decent starter account after enjoying the game.
Settled on 2x Super Creek + 2x Kitasan Black

Good morning faggots.
Have a picture of my wife.

Redpilled me on Rudolf. Why is she so beloved?

>>534700898
why are you prostituting your wife

>>534700672
parents its always parents

>>534700891
go on taobao and buy an account with mlb kitasan and high cap fm you can do it anon

>>534700597
Stam legacy I assume?

>>534700735
when cygames gets their head out of their ass and acknowledges uma global's success, aka never

>>534700717
he's on the right

CM Test - 89470119

>>534700891
you hit 2x kitasan and 2x super creek on a dead banner? what the fuck kek
super creek rate-up banner (0.75%) is tomorrow

>>534700735
never ever
The best you will get is his descendants

>>534700735
I want the Secretariat and Rudolf interactions. Would be mad fun

Hachimi

>>534700938
puns

>>534701004
yeah i used 12* stam here but i didnt proc ura, i just clicked stam alot it was lvl 4 end of run cause i capped speed early.

>>534700471
>"Summer in one turn?"
>"Overfeed her!"
Enjoy your stamina/power training

Why is digitan so gay

>>534701040
seething gaijin piggu
buy more carats like a good boy

>ran so many medium G1s that Taiki ended up in medium URA
Feels weird.

>>534701043
I 99% guarantee that in the actual broadcast the audio was a lot more centered, plus the fact that his sound doesn't go further right as he runs away, but stays exactly where it started.

>>534701164
you just don't get it

>>534700938
Serious and powerful woman who's actually a lovable dork to likes to make puns.
I do think most comics people draw make her act out very out of character.

>Lost an URA semifinals with a bakushin with 1100 speed and 700 stamina 4 times in a row
???????????

Who the fuck is this?

>Fails a 9% training
>Gets slow metabolism
>Fails to cure it
TEIOOOOO

name me a horse that locks in as hard as this girl.

Oguri PLAP

>>534700672
20% stamina growth with an MLB Creek. I've seen her pump 50s

>>534700938
High heroine energy
Serious outside, dork inside
Loves pun
Pure maiden that will always be by your side

Symboli Superiority

>>534701151
It's cute

Mambo
testing if I've figured out how to make sound posts

>>534701067
Did his horse juice ever make it into a Japanese mare?

>>534701142
i look like this

>>534700968
I love Flat Umas!

if only that blue was a 3*...

>>534700801
Suzucute

>>534701252
Your wit?

Are we not doing the wit game meme anymore?

>>534701256
T.M. Opera's little sister T.M. Jobbera

TOREINA YOU HAVE TO COME WITH ME NOW. MACKQUEEN IS IN HEAT, HER EGGS ARE READY, YOU HAVE TO FUCK HER AND PUT YOUR SEED IN HER IN THE NEXT HOUR OR WE MISS THIS OPPURTUNITY.
YOU WANT THAT 3* STAMINA SPARK RIGHT? WELL NOW'S THE MOMENT. SHE JUST WON THE TENNO SHO AND THERE ISN'T A BETTER CHANCE TO CREATE THE STRONGEST, MOST POWERFUL UMA.
HURRY TOREINA. I HAVE FERTILITY PILLS, I HAVE VIAGRA, I HAVE RED PULL.
COME ON TOREINA!!!

when's this semen demon becoming playable?

Just had a rollercoaster of a few turns with King Halo
>Golshi Mode, Junior Year after a good Maiden race
>Great mood, do Speed training with 20% failure
>fail
>Don't overdo it!
>go straight down to Bad and get Practice Poor
>next turn, Recreation to get mood up to Normal
>next turn, do Speed training with around 17% failure
>fail, Get Well Soon!
>get Practice Perfect
>also get King Halo's trainee event that can give you a mood up
>next turn, do Speed Training again with ~10% failure
>fail, Get Well Soon!
>get Practice Poor and mood down
>do recreation to get her mood back up to Good
>Shrine Visit and get rid of Practice Poor
>Kitasan Black's event where you can get Practice Perfect happens
>get Practice Perfect
King Halo you're growing on me but please do not play with my heart like this.

why did he lie bwos...

>>534701284
Agnes Digital. Have you seen her records?

>>534701142
Me and my wife during Christmas before Arima Kinen

is the Yaeno Muteki card worth getting at 0*?

>>534701142
Excellent cover and titling, plus it's for my wife!

Sex with horsegirls.

>>534701252
>bakushin with 700 stamina

>>534701317
Is this docking?

>>534701332
%2F

Is there any actual reason whatsoever to go for the most distant toys in claw machine?

The amount or size never seems to be any better there, but whatever you grab damn near always falls off

>>534701470
just borrow it

>>534700938
she is cute

>>534701402
340

Yay! Finally got GS to 3*

i think this is the best i can do bros...

i swear the game does it on purpose to give you that 5 man training when you're low on energy

>>534701527
but I need to borrow MLB Super Creek lol

>>534701532
Why is she President For Life in the school?

>>534701517
Thanks

>>534701502
If I'm gonna cap speed might aswell use my time in stamina

asking agnes tachyon to make a potion for me that turns me into sweep tosho because holy shit kitasan can you give me the hint for focus already jesus my front runner is fucking bricked

>>534701629
you shouldnt be using yaeno for your actual ace deck, its garbage for building stats

>>534701629
not really, the yaeno card is just for parent making, you don't need MLB super creek for a parent

>>534700985
>social interaction
I rather roll all day
Maybe if I get addicted to the game

>>534701057
Yes, it was the first time I got both of them in an account and then I got duplicates instead of another useful SSR.

>>534701615
it's 27% chance to success bwo

Dude i dont think there are that many things to talk about in Uma

>>534701694
cap power instead

>>534701051
1>2>3 by a neck.

>wake up
>remember I should trade shoes
>Sakuraniku is dead
I haven't been paying attention to whatever gay club drama that might have happened in the past two or three weeks
What the fuck happened?

Why does my retarded Urara stay in the middle of the pack mid-race if she's an End Closer and not rushed

>>534701680
>>534701332
that's why I use the sound player, makes creating these things a lot easier, not to mention problem free.

you say sex with horsegirls
but have you ever asked yourself would a horsegirl even want to have sex with (you)?

Is it just me, or does the umas from Cinderella grey look uncanny like they are not entirely human but something pretending to be human or human shaped?

>>534701738
>I got duplicates
anon more duplicates is good
very very good
duplicates are what make cards usable
you want 5 copies in total of each (MLB)

Which Uma canonically has the biggest tits? This is very important.

>>534701334
he never mated with any japanese mares but his blood is in a bunch of jap horses iirc
>>534701508
maybe

>>534701668
they graduate when they get married

CM lobby?

bro's remember to put /uma/ in your profile, i can't tell if you're just some random guy or from here otherwise

>>534701762
Well these are just reaction videos, only the reactions are read by TTS

>>534701867
I think that way about PD umas, especially gold ship.

>>534701894
Hishi Akebono? She's a big bitch in general. Maybe Doto after that.

200 pulls on creek can save this, i bayleave

>>534701547
Found your problem. Could also be a power issue, power is very important in a sprint (and mile) because you're likely not reaching top speed on such a short course.

>>534701894
Meisho Doto I think, maybe one of the future umas beats her out but I'm certain that she currently has the biggest knockers

>>534700938
I don't get the appeal, but I also don't have her

>>534701738
how many pulls does a new account get now? 2 kitasans and 2 SCs is pretty good

>>534701826
Sadly, yes.

Landing Kissu~

God I want to be smothered by Daiwa Scarlet's tit-stink after a race and fucking die

>>534702136
inaccurate art
mayano wears boy shorts unfortunately

>>534702136
asking for it

>>534701889
5 copies is impossible on a free account.
I would have preferred Silence Suzuka and waiting until they add the feature to uncap with resources.

>Just finish fapping to Goldship
>Do a career mode with her for the missions
>Hot spring ticket
W....what does it mean bros? Was she watching me?

CM testo room - 80098078
Bring your honses.

>a really good goldship run
>tenno sho(spring) - place 3rd
>passed the stat checks
>race
>11th
>???
>clock
>12th
>clock
>13th
>clock
>5th
Goldship, what the fuck was that about?

>>534702136
>Stallion
>Wearing Buruma

>>534700898
Good taste. Her design is pure sex and her personality loveable af.

>>534702249
bottom right sex

CM room UP
96170484

>>534702029
Pd?

>>534702338
"do NOT touch me, kiddo!"

>>534702285
>5 copies is impossible on a free account.
yes obviously, I'm telling you you want 5 duplicates eventually so getting more duplicates at this stage is good, especially on super creek (she's awkward to play at one copy)
2x kita 2x super creek is basically the best outcome you could hope for, getting a copy of suzuka would be near worthless, the only important thing other than kita, super creek and fine motion are your SRs

>>534702334
WHEN YOU ARE BLOCKED

Every cool anime character in shonens accelerates really fast. I mean just imagine how lame they would look if they had to take time to accelerate to max speed.

Anyways that's why I always max Power first on every uma.

does western honse racing have cool lore like how this game portrays the horses in nipponese racing

>>534702409
It just looks like she farted mid-race

>>534702469
He got an itchy ass, of course he'd want it scratched.

>>534702324
1>2>3

>>534700659
>>534701148
Still a strong run overall!

>>534702559
>MOOOOOOOOOOOOM! WAKE UUUUUUUUUUUUP! IM BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORED!

>>534702263
>>534702349

>>534702581
UR BROCKED

Do I have enough stamina for CM

>>534702190
perfect body

>out of no where for no reason what so ever my wife gets a shit ton of fan art
Cool guess these guys are finally realizing grass wonder's charm haha

it hurts

>>534702693
>
no

>>534702761
>no reason

>>534702487
>>534702581
BUT THATS BULLSHIT
THE WHOLE POINT OF POWER IS SO I CAN PASS THESE UMAS INSTEAD OF TAILGATING
IT MAKES NO SENSE FOR A HIGH POWER UMA TO GET BLOCKED THATS WHAT THE STAT IS FOR

>>534702761
>out of no where for no reason
...

>>534702761
Anon...

>>534702628
forgot pic

>>534702761
anon...

>>534702761
>for no reason
haha... yeah... HAHAHA
>>534702693
>hyper witless

>>534702571
Nah, American horse racing has a lot less cute soap opera drama and a lot more of a "roided monstrosity freakshow" vibe

>>534702761
Aniue...

>>534702693
you need a lot more skills and stam bro

>>534702693
HOOOOOOOLY WITLET

>>534702615
>left

>>534702761
>no reason

>>534702761
aibou...

It's bait, gotta be.

>>534702848
explooooode inside your wife and also explode

>>534702761
anon, i...
i'm sorry

>>534702761
0/10 bait

>>534702887
>american racing is roided up garbage
sounds about right
>>534702941
always is, anon. don't take posts like that too serious, it's all in good fun.

>>534702470
Eh?
Well, I'll take your word for it and won't glue the account then.
At least until I have enough experience to beat URA finals.

>>534702302
>fapping to Golshi

Does this mean there were shitters in Class 6 with a score <407k?

>>534702761
Condor... While you were in America...

GET THE FUCK OFF WIT

I DONT WANT TO EMULATE THAT STUPID JAPANESE YOUTUBER

>>534702762
Best I've gotten was 14th place.

>>534702683
Mum didnt feel like it

how is goldshi supposed to dodge debuffs?
cant you just set the debuff horses to end to make sure it hits golshi

>>534702913
>>534702903
At least her sparks are alright

>>534703141
UMAMUSUME IS A WIT GAME

>>534703105
faggot signal detected

>>534703162
why she like this...

>>534703170
go for it

>>534702848
>taiki's tits are so big her model looks like it came out of a cheap porn game

I love her so much...

>>534701826
Biologically speaking, most of the time she'd bite or kick you for being horny around her. A week every month, though, you would have no choice in the matter.

>750 speed, 700 stam, 650 power and wit with 8 red skills two of them being gold

probably the best I can do with my cards and parents

>>534703178
nice

>>534703170
Theoretically yes, but you will not be able to use All-Seeing Eyes because it is locked to Late Surgers. You also run the risk of being so far behind that you can't hit the fronts and paces with your debuffs

>>534703125
no

>>534703095
do not glue that account anon, you won't get a better outcome than that
how many carats do new accounts get? if it's as low as I think it is then you're unlikely to even get that many copies of super creek from her banner, never mind kita
the only account you could possibly reroll that might be better than that is 4 copies of super creek and even that's debatable, I don't know if you've played other gachas where it's different but you don't necessarily want a wide variety of different cards in this game, you want multiple copies of specific cards
post your SRs, if they're truly terrible then you might consider rerolling on creek's banner but I don't think you should even if they're absolutely terrible

Lesbian sex

Ah, it would seem like the real grass wonder has passed away damn...

>>534703125
it's % based
promotion line seems to be around Top45-50% of all Class 5 players

>>534703413
recorded by digitan

>>534703413
you can't say that

>>534702834
>make a 1200speed and power uma
>gets blocked by npcs
>all the speed skills trigger
>still wont punch through
hate

>>534702409
i just realized i brought the wrong fucking Taishin and won
what the fuck

>>534703125
class 6 is like 480k

>>534701458
>expecting japs to be good at the game
Anon...

>>534703413
I need more hors yuri.

The chance for a normal non trainer human to be raped by an uma is low but never zero…

You know what? Fuck Grass Wonder. This bitch's mood always goes down. And fuck Kitasan as well because that other bitch only gives me positive mood event when I don't need them anymore. Actually, fuck every single one of the umas.

>>534703413
where?!

is this skill shit or do people just hate on it for using the word "Stan"

Fuck Teio too

>>534703170
yes, you should play other debuffers as end closer so that they hit goldship
nice nature has to be run as late though because of all-seeing eyes

>>534703413
>>534703574
YURI GAME

>>534701826
Yes they would

Do you think they used umas for war in their world?

>>534703668
>box yourself quicker

>>534703597
Thanks, Anon. It's been a rough day and I needed that bit of optimism.

>>534703668
it requires you to be literally surrounded on very side
and even if you proc the effect isnt that much

>>534703723
I love umamusume because yuritards will go about it and I can just be a male trainer in the game and the uma will fall for me

>>534702761
i'm sorry, but you're not gonna like what you're about to hear...

Who cares what the type of a card is? You're supposed to only look at the skills it gives.

Fuck
I want to save Meek, she deserves to be with a good trainer

>>534703663
In her mind.

...She absolutely knows, doesn't she?

>Hands out 5640 carats and 1.2m monies as gibs
>Missions grant a fuck ton of SP to boot
>Gives you tickets for TWO (2) guaranteed 2* pulls
>armpits
Why does /uma/ hate her again?

>>534703668
I think it's legit shit. I always bought it when I first started playing and never felt like it made a difference, same for the fov end closer skill

>Starting to lose the majority of my team battles
I guess I hit the casual wall, I don't know if I want to begin to climb the pvp autism wall either

>>534703860
true

>>534703808
Mayano Top Cute doesn't have boobs that big!!

>>534703892
Nigga that's not even half a spark

CM room, you know what's up.
52829865

>>534703892
she keeps raping me in Hopeful Stakes

>>534703881
https://dic.pixiv.net/a/%E3%81%86%E3%81%9D%E3%81%A4%E3%81%8D%E2%99%A1
Theres a tag on pixiv about it

>>534703668
It's conditions are a bit funky.
You need 4 umas in a 3-meter radius, which usually means you're stuck in traffic. It does sometimes proc when you're passing or pushing through a big group, but it's pretty inconsistent.

>>534702334
I just set them to front runners after 2 clocks

>>534704035
waaaaaah
waaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
not enough gibs!!!!

https://tannhauser.moe/
Which one of you did this?

>>534704080
DREAM JOURNEY
STOP TRYING TO BURY YOUR SISTER

>>534703451
Yesterday or 2 days ago too.

>>534703892
she's popular

that's the only reason

>>534701458
Uma will be a wit game, just wait for good wit cards that actually have useful skills in them. You also won't have to run as many speed cards because of scenario powercreep.

>>534703819
I refuse to use Tachyon cards
even if it was the best card in the world that gives 999 to every stat on friendship training I would never use it

>>534704080
I want them all

Pokke's mosquito bites!

>>534704035
Better than the nothing the other umas gave us.

>>534704093
Overdesigned

Rudy Lemono sex

>>534701256
Aston Machan-chan

>>534704093
A mind filled with cute umamusume-chan

>>534704241
DANTSU'S FLAMES

>>534704257
Not really

Is "Plan X" worth for Bakushin?

Post lesbians

>kinda interested in watching actual japanese horse racing
>all the horses I like from the game don't run anymore

tfw

>>534704116
Getting called a liar shouldn't make feel like this...

>>534703397
I have these and the human trainer.
All I see is Guts and no SSR Speed front runners.
Sad.

I think new accounts get around 18,000 Carats / 12 rolls + 3 random SSRs.

Trotting over to neigh-gotiate and bridle their emotions until the regional trainers hand over their most prized umas to central!

>>534704487
bro only like 4 of the horses from uma musume are still ALIVE

if you want them to add young horses you gotta go down a dark path

>>534704093
Is this a race modifier or does she indeed have 1 digit IQ?

what do you call this

tfw you get skill points remaining to exactly zero

>>534704419
>passing ability
>front
>late race
nyo

stop fucking posting real horse tweets
now my fucking timeline is not enough porn

>>534704530
uncap them and post it again
>no SSR Speed front runners.
they are fucking worthless until you get multiple copies, you will be borrowing MLB kitasan which is basically two MLB SSR speeds in one

If I'm learning skills for a parent is there any point in upgrading medium straightaways twice? Does that increase the percentage of a spark?

>>534704116
japGODS

>>534704627
That's yuri!

>>534704487
Just look for their sons and daughters bro, like Coconuts Brown is Kitasan's daughter and she's running next week.
Watch out for the descendants of notable horses and the ones that are doing well right now and you too can say that you've been an [X] fan before they were even added to Umamusume.

>>534704591
>bro only like 4 of the horses from uma musume are still ALIVE
You can thank Tachyon for that.
>if you want them to add young horses you gotta go down a dark path
They are not adding playable non-Japanese horses ever.

>>534704689
wait, you are running bakushin in the worse front position? lol

so there were like 3 threads last night trying to explain that this skill is a trap and actually sucks

is this a usual /uma/ misinformation campaign or true?

>>534704160
A JP fag. It's been around for a good while and I love it

Grass Wonder, you have failed both a 7% and a 5% training. That's it. AAAAAAAAAAH!

>>534704612
You're assuming Wits is 1 to 1 with IQ points, it's probably more like 20 points of Wits to 1 IQ.

>>534704251
Meno is just Gold Ship's fling until her real gf arrives...

>>534704736
think it goes from 20% to 30%

I got these two from freebie pulls today. How'd I do?

>>534704736
white spark odds x1.25 if you go to double circle

>>534704627
Simping.
Apparently Sirius was pretty popular stallion.

>>534703668
It's not that great, just like her unique position skill.

Host it

Trad wife Teio

>>534704734
goldship
reddit cap
mean nature

grats you're a npc but you'll beat 90% of casuals

>>534704898
explode
congratulations

>>534704780
Don't successful stallions end up studding for hundreds of foals though? Seems like you're cheering less for legacy than for law of large numbers at a certain point.

>>534704898
blow up!

>>534704835
It's expensive and lasts for .9 seconds

I guess I should play it calm and get my support decks sorted out with quality max uncapped options before I worry about getting any A Rank Horses, huh?

>>534704835
it fucking sucks, yes
other straightaway skills that are specific to distances/styles are good, though

https://danbooru.donmai.us/pools/21905
Is Aston Machan's career really this heartbreaking? This comic made me very depressed

Today's Luminox.

>>534704882
Naruhodo so it does increase the percentage, I heard a youtuber say you don't need to do that on double circle skills for some reason.

>>534704835
/uma/ has a lot of turbo autists, some are probably lying but I bet a few huff their own farts and seriously think it's a trap.
>>534705031
it also has 30s cooldown so it often triggers twice on longer maps

>>534704691
https://x.com/umalewds/status/1508012129110003715

>>534705052
I'm sex friends with Mayano

>>534704835
bad in most cases, but in Taurus Cup it's one of the only sources of speed boost for ends and latest that can activate on the final stretch when they need it the most, and you take what you can get

>>534705050
>>534705031
>>534704835
WHAT SKILL IS GOOD BESIDES SWINGING MAESTRO?

God damn no wonder this general hates wit you guys don't even like SKILLS

She's armed, look out.

>>534705076
youtubers are fucking retarded

>>534705052
Yeah just sex friends with Mayano

Fuck it. Grass Wonder, you will be turned into SP immediately. I will not waste my free clock on you.

What a perfect start. She even got a new skill.

>>534704925
thanks for the info, I had no idea

>>534705052
>top cun
>just friends
>vodka at the top
List is ai generated?

CM room UP

90746760

>>534705052
>mayano
>just friends
sure thing bro

get fucked you stupid flat horselet pony

>>534705052
>top gun
>just friends

Question for you. my fellow uma amigos.
What does the color of the orb in a spark mean? I assume Silver is Regular, Gold is next level, but I'm not sure if this is true or just schizo posting.

>>534705052
>Meek
bro thinks he's part of the team

>>534705186
i just told you
skills that are specific to the distance/style (like medium corners, front runner straightaways) are always takeable for that specific style
if you have literally nothing else to spend your SP on and all of the other skills aren't relevant to your uma/worthless recovery skills then sure take straightaway adept but it's very rarely worth the SP it costs

>>534705186
the skill spreadsheet bwo?

>>534705052
im shocked creek isnt on here, why isn't she?

hers is the most romance-coded career ive ever seen

>>534705276
Well done Estelle!

The one time I needed fast learner to proc, I got cucked...

>>534705186
ignore everything else

is the free winning ticket SSR worth levelling?

>>534705063
You won't forget ■■■■■ ■■■■■■, right?

Who does this appeal to?

>>534704828
>less than 29 hrs remain til the best Dirt uma
We're getting Copano Rickey early?!

>>534705186
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1oB3eTvKqREtJDWJL0q80O_VjBcpOmRl5xE0z5fZKgFY/htmlview?gid=2142834421#gid=1499223104

field of view = bad
lane movement gets buffed in a later patch and lets Umas do drifts as they change lanes

>>534705076
it's diminishing returns since the 2nd buy is more expensive for less % added. but it can still be worth doing, youtubers are highly incentivized to always pretend they have the answers so people will believe them and trust their "guides" and keep watching them. nobody watches the youtube guides that way "well it's a nuanced subject so it's up to personal preference".

>>534705052
>mayano
>friends

>>534705454
Me.

>>534705186
SM, Gourmand, Corner Adept, Speed Star as far as i can tell. Also any homestretch skills.

>>534704994
i like oguri cap and nice natie tho

Nodate is an open air tea ceremony. It's the elegant tradition of enjoying tea while feeling the warm sunlight and fresh air.

>>534705454
Ironic weeb tomboyfags

>>534705454
Ryan would be super popular if she was hot without the ugly Aussie shag cut. She's basically ZZZ ceasar

>>534705438
ive never seen this skill, is it locked behind some obscure support?

>>534705467
Smart Falcon!

>>534705052
>El Condor Pasa
>The uma that had sex with you during Valentine
>Just 'friends'

>>534705016
I don't get your comment, you should just stick to the descendants that make it to the top races obviously.
If the large numbers are off putting for some reason you can always just follow the mare lineages if you got some mares you like instead. Since mares only bring about one child per year they have a lot less than stallions which in turn puts a lot more pressure on every one of them.

>>534705609
its mejiro ryans unique

>get practice perfect from kitanegro
>click 5% training
>fail and lose practice perfect

>>534705481
...That isn't how those skills function though?

>>534705454
video game nerds

>>534705509
you are reddit, according to channers
however never let that stop you from having fun
>>534705609
it's Ryan's unique 3 star skill. It says on the tin "Inherited uniques"

>>534705052
Must be bait

Post umawifes, the dykes are getting uppity

I like FoV skills

>>534705482
then they are retarded for not explaining what they mean, if the percentage still increases on a critical skill for CM then obviously I want to upgrade it. Fuck that asian grifter

>>534705467
If only

behold the 3 sexiest umas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hbprhhrQ3rI

I have to go to work guys and I'm tired.
Can I have a (You)?

>>534705052
reddit is just afraid to fuck cunnys

What's with the spamming faggot? Is /u/ too slow for xis attentionseeking faggotry? It doesn't even play the game.
>>534703668
>stan
It's a fine skill for any backliner.
https://gametora.com/umamusume/skill-condition-viewer?skill=201591
Make sure to not overdo potentially midleg skills with any horse that got a unique that requires them to be a backmarker before the final leg.

Does Gold Ship's unique work on late surgers?

>>534705152
>>534705229
>>534705254
>>534705274
>>534705329
>>534705496
>Mayano Top Gun is very daughter coded. She's playing up the 'precocious girl' angle as a bit of a mask/coping mechanism for her (comparative to her age) advanced intellect.
>She wants to become an adult, and in her head going on dates is an adult thing to do, so going on dates will make her more adult. She never expresses any actual romantic interest, she just has a childish view on what being an adult is like.

>>534705602
McQueen is sabotaging her

I still don't understand why the Urara card is good

>>534705798
I like them too, but only when they don't activate 5 seconds into the race and I'm an End Closer.

>>534705052
>Special Week
>>>>Daughter-coding
Are we playing the same game here?

>>534705856
I respectfully disagree. I prefer hagumas like maruzensky and gentildonna but little umas are cute too
>>534705861
Ohaiyo

>>534705996
You get to bring Urara into any of your runs

>my first level 3 spark
>on fucking goldship
bro what

I've already used up all the extra money we got

>>534706008
Daughters are like that, yes.

>>534705668
if you clicked the top option it's just unlucky (but you did agree to take the risk), if you clicked the bottom option it's a skill issue.

Teio car

smartest american in recorded history

>>534706001
isn't that good to proc it early so your uma gets into a good position at the start?
if it procs while youre already boxed it wont help them

USA USA USA

so when does cm start? So i know when to come n laugh at the losers

>>534706190
a week from now

any anons here that dont have an mlb kitasan how are we coping for the upcoming chanme
i got fucked over the kitasan banner i only got 1 kitasan(spark), whats worse is i dont even have creekl its grim i cant even make A rank umas with decent stats.

>get a god run with Golshi
>Super Creek didn't give her Swinging Maestro so it's bricked
I fucking hate all the glup shittos who pollute your event pool with their one-offs

>>534705769
This ain't a war bro

>>534705438
>no Duty of Dignity
Wow, i guess it's so bad...
And how is tail held high so high? It is a pain in the ass to get a load of skills proc on the final stretch.

>>534705052
Redditors are either skipfags or are full on in denial. There's a reason every single Uma has a valentines and christmas event where they basically always confess their love to you in their own way.
>nooo they're muh heckin daughterino!
Urara only and only because she's a fucking retard with an IQ of 70

>>534705996
no shit you don't, it's over a year away from being good so you have no clue about the context it becomes good in. it has good stat gains and good events for the meta it grows popular in, that makes it a good card.

>>534705410
I don't even like okaasan-gfs, but for some reason Screek instantly became my favorite. Maybe big tits and a wholesome personality are a deadly combo.

interracial yuri

>>534706226
gay boy

>>534706151
It never seemed to help me at all when it did proc and I've been boxed still. I usually go with Go With the Flow after that.

>>534705427
Imagine if this had turf or medium or even activated fast learner...

It feels kind of counter-intuitive how great those juicy 100+ stat trainings feel because if you take a skewed deck to get them, you max the stat in classic year and then spend most of senior having do garbage +10-15 trainings for other stats because all your umas camp the already maxed stat.

In the end you get a shittier uma than if you had just taken a more balanced 3/X deck.

cygames is gonna bankrupt me this month man

why does nobody ever lewd Teio?

>>534703518
>The Generic NPCs all have dogshit stamina
>They block your Uma
>Shitass NPCs with no stamina fade rapidly before the half-way point
>This pushes your Uma further and further back
Fucking generic NPCs are the spawn of satan I swear, at least if you're blocked by a real character they can probably keep up and you have a chance to break out but if you're stuck in a clump of the no-names you're essentially fucked.

>>534706254
ironically, I think here is the only place where coexistence happens, other social media is rabbid, either its yuri and you are homophobic if not your thing because it is canon in their minds or you are a faggot who did not play the game (female trainers memory holed), no in between.

>>534705906
I should start putting aside 30k for Chiyo

Landing

>>534706439
Because she looks like a child.

>>534706342
>In the end you get a shittier uma than if you had just taken a more balanced 3/X deck.
Nice try, that's how I end up with bland 900/ A ranks.

>>534706273
but they are all british thoroughbreds?

which raises a question, why do we only race on thoroughbreds? do the other horse races just get out sped that much?

>>534706265
Bakushin doesn't seem to care though.
And Golshi is just fucking around to be certain.

Now THATS what I call bait

>>534706342
You're luckshitting hard if you're getting multiple 3/4 rainbow trainings where they matter even if you run a 4/2 deck. I know because I have luckshit runs where I max a stat early and then that same deck and inspirations can struggle to even max out speed because of dogshit rainbow coverage in summer or in general

>>534706482
KISSU

>>534703881
Yup she's aware.

Super Creek banner in a few hours?

>>534706439
I'll leave her to the flat worshippers.

>>534706439
most of us aren't pedos

>>534706328
no u

>>534706175
What's the basketball uma's name again?

>>534706542
28 hours gro

Remember dont stick your dick in crazy

>>534706439
because you are blind

Besides having lower initial stats and the lack of dress, is there any downside to your uma being 1-2 stars?

>>534706342
That's why my speed deck runs Nishino Flower
I got a lot of dupes from rolling on Kitasan thankfully but someone like that or Mayano Top Gun is really useful as they make other non-friendship trainings better and they have piss poor spec
>>534706534
I love getting two summer events in a row where the only speed card out of my 4 is Kitasan and it bricks a godly run into being garbage 1k speed at the end

>>534705654
Well if you have hundreds of children, it's obvious a few will stick out, so yeah it doesn't seem that interesting that there's a champion horse sired (along with countless losers) by another champion horse, and I'm not exactly sure what I as a viewer am supposed to be rooting for here.

>cheering for mare lineage
Makes more sense but it only works for a generation unless it's a whole line of notable mares, which I've never heard of.

>>534705602
The reason she has that haircut is because irl ryan had a hair or neck condition that made the groomer shave off most of his hair into a shorter mane

>>534706610
thanks gro

Do you even get anything out of yellow skills unless you have like 1200 power?

>>534706651
Bricked as a parent if you happen to get good sparks.

I never read Bakushit story. What are you deceiving her on? She's a retard who wants to run Long or something and (You) have to deceive her in to running Sprints?

>>534706580
Michelle My Baby
My Big Boy

so like
do we have any anon going for B rank CM?
are we all in the bigboi league?

>>534706270
she has a lot going on for her

>ultra hot, some of the biggest tits in the game (goes without saying but its nice)
>picks (You) as her trainer, basically implied to be love at first sight
>half of her story events with (You) the other umas treat you as a married couple
>very little friction with her as a trainer, the only stress point is (you) wanting to return her affection back at her
>gets memed on for googoo babies but she actually implies (more than once) that she wants YOUR babies
>genuinely very wholesome

>>534706439
It's hard to imagine her lewd

>>534706651
Cant pass on your signature skill, it also gets an upgrade on 3*

>>534706651
No spark for their unique skill, which is slightly stronger at 3* as well.
technically you're also not getting to see their 3 costume events, but despite them typically being good events you might prefer not seeing them because having them in the pool increases the chance you end up missing something like Super Creek's Swinging Maestro.

>>534706754
yup

>>534704707
But I like playing front runners uwu

Here are all supports uncapped
The human trainer is max level as well

>>534706268
> a few energy and mood
Isn't Tazuna a better card for that?

>>534706478
Is that really the whole song? Even Bakushin has some more variance to it.

>>534706754
You convince that invalid to run sprints by telling her that 3x1200 is actually a long race.

>>534706651
>this is supposed to overwhelm and rape me at 1.9m and 90kg
I think those rape fantasies are just cooked up by amerishorts and SEAshorties

>got a 3 star wit spark
>my wit wasnt even high
I AM SO CONFUSED

I thought you needed 900+ of a stat for a 3 star spark to even be an OPTION?

>>534706561
w8, isnt this place still 4chan??
that means that yes we are

I always roll for practice perfect and no slow metabolism
uma musume is gambling game

>>534706783
if you ask now, anyone who knows something is gonna pick the normal league, the day of cm though expect a bunch of retards come out of woodwork

>>534706876
Tazuna is only relevant in the URA scenario

>>534706754
yeah. you literally gaslight her by saying that if she runs 3 different 1200 sprints, it's the same as running a 3600 long race. she is actually so full of faith in you that she doesn't question the logic.

>>534706950
You WILL be raped even by a small horse like Mayano Top Gun.

>>534706950
Yeah, she wouldn't overwhelm you. She would twist you like a pretzel and THEN rape the remains. Umas work on shounen logic.

>>534705856
The fact wedding Mayano exists is wild to me given she is so clearly underage.

>>534706651
Their ults don't green spark, and even after 3*, most of their ults aren't great inherits (or even that good to begin with).

>>534706950
You forgot to include your cock length and girth.
Coincidence?

>>534706958
I think 1100+ just gives you a 10% chance for 3 sparks instead of 5%

>>534706958
> Trains wit
> Is witlet
600

>>534706265
retards are allowed to fall in love too

>>534706760
They're a little bit too good at making you want umas that will never be playable.

>>534706958
https://gametora.com/umamusume/legacies#blue-spark

>>534707053
>>534706937
That's actually pretty fucked up. Is it addressed, or is it just played for laughs and the story continues with her being a happy retard?

>>534706876
Tazuna is godtier in Uma and okish in the next scenario, but future scenarios have better pal cards.

Urara is meta because she has those good events while also being guts, and running 3-5 guts cards is what people do in the future like how everyone runs 3-5 speed cards now. because guts trains 3 stats and gives the most stat totals, so a deck with 4 guts, 1 stam, 1 wit, and stam sparks will have high stats across the board.

>>534707098
>

>>534706950
Reminder that Teio can canonically lift three of you without breaking a sweat

>>534707079
Gentil finally got hers

>>534707079
THE SIX G1 WINNER

>>534707098
Cygames wanted to make this a yuri series but the horse owners turned out to be fucking normies

No cock no danger

>>534707053
>>534707228
it's funny how Mihono Bourbon is similarly sprint-focused but Trainer actually doesn't think that she's a retard so he trains her to run mediums and longs

uma live action when

air groove's main racewear looks like hoyoslop

>>534706806
I wish they kept the sweater puppies design over whatever dress thing she got going on right now

So we're all rolling for Smart Falcon tomorrow, right?

That was some good uma sex

Woman moment

>>534703892
I thought tachyon was the one /uma/ hated

>wit
It's a 7* URA Finale parent at least

>>534707314
I hope the artist makes more

>>534707438
Why is she dressed like a whore?

>>534707401
RIGHT NOW https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IzHeA4rRBSc

>>534706875
yeah your SRs are kind of shit but you can't expect much more with 2 kita + 2 SC so keep that account
>The human trainer is max level as well
she is very good, you can play her in basically every deck with those cards
focus on levelling king halo, narita taishin, your MLB stam, and the human trainer in that order, get them to lv 25 first then max level them one by one, then level marvellous sunday
you can get the resources for this easily from goldship event, should only take you a few careers

>>534706806
Idk, Creek radiates too much mommy energy for me to find her "ultra hot".
Daiwa has a better balanced responsible adult/tsundere persona.
Maruzenski also does the Milf part better.

He thinks people leave just because he doesn't notice them lol

>>534707228
She gives hints through the story that she knows what you're doing but goes along with it

>>534706950
sure bro next you'll say that chimps can't overpower you because they're half as tall as you are

Femoid opinions?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wxI8szgyLI

>>534707438
yeah she's a qt

>>534706883
Bakushin gives me a headache after a while, Chiyo is very listenable imo.

>go down the horse rabbit hole
>Kingcsem? That’s a funny name
>54 races
>54 wins
>okay this guy is-
>Filly

>>534707098
Are you new to japanese media? Reading someone worrying about the age of the pixels in a japanese gacha general feels like if I was dropped in american Xitter

>>534704474
I just tested this theory, both are weak to cock

>>534707079
Why is Dream Journey there? Was she the strongest of her generation or what?
Because her record seems pretty lackluster compared to the rest

Are golshis ITT what I should expect from CM?

>>534707497
it's called an idol uniform anon

>>534705052
>r*ddit
this is the only tier list that matters

>>534707356
different strokes for different kind of retards

>>534707701
What's the difference?

>>534707645
She cute

post something cute

>>534706245
I survived jp without mlb kitasan upto L'cope which I got the powercreeped form replacement. I think you guys can do it esp. if you got a nice assortment of other important cards.
>>534706254
Guess we should treat spam like pests. I don't know why it doesn't stick to the supposed art dump /u/ board
>>534706439
Nobody actually likes Teio

>>534707494
They're still going https://x.com/AskaZerosaki/status/1951283061297127904.

>>534706671
I have to say almost everything I had a problem with concerning characters/writing in this game has been resolved by reading stuff like this.

>>534707718
I still find the placements on this bizarre

>>534707718
>reddit
> : (
>reddit, japan
: D

>>534707494
Just a matter of time

i AM going to roll on super creek!
you can't stop me!

>>534701391
>that hair in her mouth
fuck that's hot

>>534707625
I will never understand you guys that find some e-celeb video, post it here and think anyone else fucking cares.

>>534707718
What the hell am I looking at? What does horizontal bar represent? What does the vertical bar represent?

>>534707692
yes

>>534707356
There's a difference from starting your career with the clear intent of wanting to run medium/long distance and whatever the fuck Bakushin decides halfway through her Classic years
Bourbon trains for them from the start, Bakushin watched uma (1) Arima Kinen and decides that she's gonna run long despite spending over one year doing sprints

>>534707846
Yes.

>>534707718
>manhattan cafe that high

>>534707807
>Guess we should treat spam like pests
Do you know where you are?

>>534707718
>all the best girls are T2 and below
So the mid umas are the ones that are heavy on pandering huh? I guess that's one way to make people like them.

>>534707228
it's framed as you being a little guilty and kind of in the wrong, but in the end your job is to (1) train them to be their best and (2) make their dreams come true, and so lying to her face achieves it.
she does get several scenes that lay on the gaslighting dynamic a bit thick. she doubts you at first and you prove you can help her so she promises to trust you from now on, and a lot of people interpret it as her knowing deep down you're lying but choosing to trust you because you're her only trainer. pic related is from her good end, where she basically admits that in the end you brought her success. you get a literal (oops) when she brings up how every other trainer just told her "you suck at long races, do sprints", your training worked specifically because you just lied to her face instead.

>>534707934
M-Mambo Blast?

sniffing Grass Wonder's big sweaty butt
sniffing Tazuna's large sweet smelling butt

I like blonde umas!

>>534707718
Es the left axis story quality and stars the level of (you) love they have or vice versa?

>>534707718
Can I get a tier translation, can't see what it means

>>534707903
why would I
I love her, and I think more people should appreciate her huge characters

>>534708006
In a mongolian endurance racing website?

>Get unlucky
>fail careel
>C rank
>get 9* Stamina spark
Why does this game work like that?

>>534707934
you clearly cared tho'althoughbeit

>>534707846
>anything
:]
>anything, but someone mentions japan
>:c

>>534707098
her entire character is that she's a young naive girl that wants to look mature, and like many young girls she thinks relationships=mature. she's cosplaying a wedding dress because that's the most mature a woman can be in her eyes, just like her normal outfit is cosplaying a mature adult pilot (like her dad).

>lose 1-4 in TT match
>still win

>>534706112
>STI
Very nice

>>534707992
/umaJP/ is calling you back

>>534708097
That looks like a Stars-based metatierlist.

>>534703892
>gives me barely enough star pieces to unlock her outfit
I love you, Goldship

>>534708047
I like retards

>>534700387 (OP)
My wife in the OP!

>>534707718
so that german horse with the huge tits will love me

>>534708265
You can go back to any of your chink gachas.

>>534701808
Same bro I think the officers wanted to join a sweatlord club or something, they wanted to have a quota or something after the first ranking then kicked a bunch of inactives or low fan accounts and the ranking plummeted and they were just like fuck it I'll just disband and join a sweaty club myself. Every gacha I play where I join a chan guild/club always has a wave of disbandings at the beginning since guild masters realize the game is boring or they blow everything on gacha and decide to hang it up

>>534707438
absolutely, I am so tired of not having enough dirt horses for pvp.

>>534707645
She's the original monster mare, look up the three irl three goddesses next.

>>534707718
>satono diamond
>T0
>>534707948
>>534708065
>>534708097
>t3 trustworthy/partners/family
>t2 ambiguous/first love
>t1 more than friends less than lovers
>t0 marriage
>t ex literal love story

>>534708265
japanese website

Teio failed to live up to Rudolf's legacy

>>534708341
Wrong, she'll only love me anon.

>>534707718
so the clever birb is top tier?

>>534706541
>>534703881

>>534705064
>nose hairs (or whatever) look like a beard
perfect fit to the summer hat, making him look like a senior on vacation
>>534705125
>does not give a shit over the foal
HOLY CUTE!

>>534708172
>No ura spark
into the trash it goes

>>534707779
>cute
Shes fucking terrifying

>>534708407
I was planning on going for dia anyways but you seem to know, is she more fitting of EX tier then? or is T0 too high

>>534708407
Man I can't wait for her banner

Why is King Halo part of the Golden Generation when she never won against any of them?

>>534708228
that's obviously her character with a dash of lolicon-baiting because they splurge on their delusions, but don't bother trying to convince these arsemonkeys of that

>>534707718
I would guess the Tier system are how for (You) they are and the star system are how open they are with their feelings. Which I would agree with Ardan, Machan, KS, and Nyo.
I don't get why the others are placed elsewhere.

>>534700387 (OP)
Oguri FAT

>>534708530
2x 2* Ura sparks on grandparents

>>534708616
horse go fast depsite no win

>>534706806
>that she wants YOUR babies
when was this. I've read through her story before and while it's romantic she never really implied she wanted babies with you