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>>534682353>Game News (EN)Current Rate Up: Curren Chan (3*), Yukino Bijin (SSR), (SSR), Nishino Flower (SR), Narita Taishin (3*), Yaeno Muteki (SSR), Zenno Rob Roy (SR)
Next Rate up: Smart Falcon (3*), Super Creek (SSR), Tazuna Hayakawa (SSR)
Main Story Chapter 3 is up.
8/7 - 8/22: Golshi Week Celebration
8/17 - 8/27: CM Taurus Cup - Tokyo 2400m, left, spring, sunny, firm
8/21 - 8/30: Legend Race
8/28 - 9/10: Story Event
Timeline: https://uma.moe/timeline
>Game News (JP)Current Rate Up: Satono Crown (Alt 3*), Cheval Grand (Alt 3*), Win Variation (SSR), Duramente (SSR)
Legend Race vs Sakura Bakushin O (Alt) and Biko Pegasus will be held on 8/7
LoH Long will be held on 8/12, Sapporo, 2600m, right, summer, sunny
Pakalive Vol. 56 4.5th anniversary stream on 8/22
CM Classic will be held in September, Kyoto, 2000m, right, autumn, sunny
>IP NewsUmamusume 6th Live Event Autumn Leg will be held on 10/18-19
https://umamusume.jp/contents/event/tnf6th-autumn/
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A basic guide for newfags
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Find networks if your region is blocked from the game or client
https://www.umavpn.top/
Seiyuu & Concerts
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Umamusume Global Reference Document
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Taiki I swear to your 3 goddesses.
>critical hint-giver doesn't give hints
>uma is glue even after a victory
>>534700405>the other one that everyone is talking about, and is the one that you should definitely pull on if you want to roll for support cards, is releasing tomorrowI rolled for many hours today........................
>>534700387 (OP)IN A WORLD... where eating gigantic sandviches and huge pieces of meat count as "snacks"
It's time, bwos.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WdbRb2ksX7s
5 speed card is meta for mlblets
>>534700174Secretariat (the symboli rudolf on steroids) and Dr Fager (Bakushin with sub 200 wit)
>>534700471>he chose the bottom option>AFTER 40 energy gib from tazunathats what you get you fat fuck
>>534700597>5spd>899 stamHOW
>>534700597for me it's 6 power
>>534700476>the spongebob audio is very right channel heavyso close...
>>534700597>sub 900 stamglue
>>534700547desu im considering picking up the gym just so i can eat more meat and sugar snacks and shit without feeling bad about it
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I fucking hate kitasan nigger and sc
>>534700749I mean, the meat thing you can already do as is, just don't be a hyper slop and you can get away with it just fine. The sugar bit... ya well you wanna be safe about that one no matter what, especially if it's "US Sugar Snacks".
>2* uma ticket from goldship event
>roll goldship
>>534700707I wanted a decent starter account after enjoying the game.
Settled on 2x Super Creek + 2x Kitasan Black
Good morning faggots.
Have a picture of my wife.
Redpilled me on Rudolf. Why is she so beloved?
>>534700898why are you prostituting your wife
>>534700672parents its always parents
>>534700891go on taobao and buy an account with mlb kitasan and high cap fm you can do it anon
>>534700597Stam legacy I assume?
>>534700735when cygames gets their head out of their ass and acknowledges uma global's success, aka never
>>534700717he's on the right
>>534700891you hit 2x kitasan and 2x super creek on a dead banner? what the fuck kek
super creek rate-up banner (0.75%) is tomorrow
>>534700735never ever
The best you will get is his descendants
>>534700735I want the Secretariat and Rudolf interactions. Would be mad fun
>>534701004yeah i used 12* stam here but i didnt proc ura, i just clicked stam alot it was lvl 4 end of run cause i capped speed early.
>>534700471>"Summer in one turn?">"Overfeed her!"Enjoy your stamina/power training
>>534701040seething gaijin piggu
buy more carats like a good boy
>ran so many medium G1s that Taiki ended up in medium URA
Feels weird.
>>534701043I 99% guarantee that in the actual broadcast the audio was a lot more centered, plus the fact that his sound doesn't go further right as he runs away, but stays exactly where it started.
>>534701164you just don't get it
>>534700938Serious and powerful woman who's actually a lovable dork to likes to make puns.
I do think most comics people draw make her act out very out of character.
>Lost an URA semifinals with a bakushin with 1100 speed and 700 stamina 4 times in a row
???????????
>Fails a 9% training
>Gets slow metabolism
>Fails to cure it
TEIOOOOO
name me a horse that locks in as hard as this girl.
>>53470067220% stamina growth with an MLB Creek. I've seen her pump 50s
>>534700938High heroine energy
Serious outside, dork inside
Loves pun
Pure maiden that will always be by your side
Mambo
testing if I've figured out how to make sound posts
>>534701067Did his horse juice ever make it into a Japanese mare?
>>534701142i look like this
>>534700968I love Flat Umas!
if only that blue was a 3*...
Are we not doing the wit game meme anymore?
>>534701256T.M. Opera's little sister T.M. Jobbera
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TOREINA YOU HAVE TO COME WITH ME NOW. MACKQUEEN IS IN HEAT, HER EGGS ARE READY, YOU HAVE TO FUCK HER AND PUT YOUR SEED IN HER IN THE NEXT HOUR OR WE MISS THIS OPPURTUNITY.
YOU WANT THAT 3* STAMINA SPARK RIGHT? WELL NOW'S THE MOMENT. SHE JUST WON THE TENNO SHO AND THERE ISN'T A BETTER CHANCE TO CREATE THE STRONGEST, MOST POWERFUL UMA.
HURRY TOREINA. I HAVE FERTILITY PILLS, I HAVE VIAGRA, I HAVE RED PULL.
COME ON TOREINA!!!
when's this semen demon becoming playable?
Just had a rollercoaster of a few turns with King Halo
>Golshi Mode, Junior Year after a good Maiden race
>Great mood, do Speed training with 20% failure
>fail
>Don't overdo it!
>go straight down to Bad and get Practice Poor
>next turn, Recreation to get mood up to Normal
>next turn, do Speed training with around 17% failure
>fail, Get Well Soon!
>get Practice Perfect
>also get King Halo's trainee event that can give you a mood up
>next turn, do Speed Training again with ~10% failure
>fail, Get Well Soon!
>get Practice Poor and mood down
>do recreation to get her mood back up to Good
>Shrine Visit and get rid of Practice Poor
>Kitasan Black's event where you can get Practice Perfect happens
>get Practice Perfect
King Halo you're growing on me but please do not play with my heart like this.
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why did he lie bwos...
>>534701284Agnes Digital. Have you seen her records?
>>534701142Me and my wife during Christmas before Arima Kinen
is the Yaeno Muteki card worth getting at 0*?
>>534701142Excellent cover and titling, plus it's for my wife!
>>534701252>bakushin with 700 stamina
>>534701317Is this docking?
Is there any actual reason whatsoever to go for the most distant toys in claw machine?
The amount or size never seems to be any better there, but whatever you grab damn near always falls off
>>534701470just borrow it
Yay! Finally got GS to 3*
i think this is the best i can do bros...
i swear the game does it on purpose to give you that 5 man training when you're low on energy
>>534701527but I need to borrow MLB Super Creek lol
>>534701532Why is she President For Life in the school?
>>534701502If I'm gonna cap speed might aswell use my time in stamina
asking agnes tachyon to make a potion for me that turns me into sweep tosho because holy shit kitasan can you give me the hint for focus already jesus my front runner is fucking bricked
>>534701629you shouldnt be using yaeno for your actual ace deck, its garbage for building stats
>>534701629not really, the yaeno card is just for parent making, you don't need MLB super creek for a parent
>>534700985>social interactionI rather roll all day
Maybe if I get addicted to the game
>>534701057Yes, it was the first time I got both of them in an account and then I got duplicates instead of another useful SSR.
>>534701615it's 27% chance to success bwo
Dude i dont think there are that many things to talk about in Uma
>>534701694cap power instead
>>5347010511>2>3 by a neck.
>wake up
>remember I should trade shoes
>Sakuraniku is dead
I haven't been paying attention to whatever gay club drama that might have happened in the past two or three weeks
What the fuck happened?
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Why does my retarded Urara stay in the middle of the pack mid-race if she's an End Closer and not rushed
>>534701680>>534701332that's why I use the sound player, makes creating these things a lot easier, not to mention problem free.
you say sex with horsegirls
but have you ever asked yourself would a horsegirl even want to have sex with (you)?
Is it just me, or does the umas from Cinderella grey look uncanny like they are not entirely human but something pretending to be human or human shaped?
>>534701738>I got duplicatesanon more duplicates is good
very very good
duplicates are what make cards usable
you want 5 copies in total of each (MLB)
Which Uma canonically has the biggest tits? This is very important.
>>534701334he never mated with any japanese mares but his blood is in a bunch of jap horses iirc
>>534701508maybe
>>534701668they graduate when they get married
bro's remember to put /uma/ in your profile, i can't tell if you're just some random guy or from here otherwise
>>534701762Well these are just reaction videos, only the reactions are read by TTS
>>534701867I think that way about PD umas, especially gold ship.
>>534701894Hishi Akebono? She's a big bitch in general. Maybe Doto after that.
200 pulls on creek can save this, i bayleave
>>534701547Found your problem. Could also be a power issue, power is very important in a sprint (and mile) because you're likely not reaching top speed on such a short course.
>>534701894Meisho Doto I think, maybe one of the future umas beats her out but I'm certain that she currently has the biggest knockers
>>534700938I don't get the appeal, but I also don't have her
>>534701738how many pulls does a new account get now? 2 kitasans and 2 SCs is pretty good
God I want to be smothered by Daiwa Scarlet's tit-stink after a race and fucking die
>>534702136inaccurate art
mayano wears boy shorts unfortunately
>>5347018895 copies is impossible on a free account.
I would have preferred Silence Suzuka and waiting until they add the feature to uncap with resources.
>Just finish fapping to Goldship
>Do a career mode with her for the missions
>Hot spring ticket
W....what does it mean bros? Was she watching me?
CM testo room - 80098078
Bring your honses.
>a really good goldship run
>tenno sho(spring) - place 3rd
>passed the stat checks
>race
>11th
>???
>clock
>12th
>clock
>13th
>clock
>5th
Goldship, what the fuck was that about?
https://x.com/MULBERRY_STABLE/status/1954493988859437435
>>534702136>Stallion>Wearing Buruma
>>534700898Good taste. Her design is pure sex and her personality loveable af.
>>534702249bottom right sex
>>534702338"do NOT touch me, kiddo!"
>>534702285>5 copies is impossible on a free account.yes obviously, I'm telling you you want 5 duplicates eventually so getting more duplicates at this stage is good, especially on super creek (she's awkward to play at one copy)
2x kita 2x super creek is basically the best outcome you could hope for, getting a copy of suzuka would be near worthless, the only important thing other than kita, super creek and fine motion are your SRs
>>534702334WHEN YOU ARE BLOCKED
Every cool anime character in shonens accelerates really fast. I mean just imagine how lame they would look if they had to take time to accelerate to max speed.
Anyways that's why I always max Power first on every uma.
does western honse racing have cool lore like how this game portrays the horses in nipponese racing
>>534702409It just looks like she farted mid-race
>>534702469He got an itchy ass, of course he'd want it scratched.
>>534700659>>534701148Still a strong run overall!
>>534702559>MOOOOOOOOOOOOM! WAKE UUUUUUUUUUUUP! IM BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORED!
Do I have enough stamina for CM
>out of no where for no reason what so ever my wife gets a shit ton of fan art
Cool guess these guys are finally realizing grass wonder's charm haha
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it hurts
>>534702487>>534702581BUT THATS BULLSHIT
THE WHOLE POINT OF POWER IS SO I CAN PASS THESE UMAS INSTEAD OF TAILGATING
IT MAKES NO SENSE FOR A HIGH POWER UMA TO GET BLOCKED THATS WHAT THE STAT IS FOR
>>534702761>out of no where for no reason...
>>534702761>for no reasonhaha... yeah... HAHAHA
>>534702693>hyper witless
>>534702571Nah, American horse racing has a lot less cute soap opera drama and a lot more of a "roided monstrosity freakshow" vibe
>>534702693you need a lot more skills and stam bro
>>534702693HOOOOOOOLY WITLET
>>534702848explooooode inside your wife and also explode
>>534702761anon, i...
i'm sorry
>>534702887>american racing is roided up garbagesounds about right
>>534702941always is, anon. don't take posts like that too serious, it's all in good fun.
>>534702470Eh?
Well, I'll take your word for it and won't glue the account then.
At least until I have enough experience to beat URA finals.
>>534702302>fapping to Golshi
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Does this mean there were shitters in Class 6 with a score <407k?
>>534702761Condor... While you were in America...
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GET THE FUCK OFF WIT
I DONT WANT TO EMULATE THAT STUPID JAPANESE YOUTUBER
>>534702762Best I've gotten was 14th place.
>>534702683Mum didnt feel like it
how is goldshi supposed to dodge debuffs?
cant you just set the debuff horses to end to make sure it hits golshi
>>534702913>>534702903At least her sparks are alright
>>534703141UMAMUSUME IS A WIT GAME
>>534703105faggot signal detected
>>534703162why she like this...
>>534702848>taiki's tits are so big her model looks like it came out of a cheap porn gameI love her so much...
>>534701826Biologically speaking, most of the time she'd bite or kick you for being horny around her. A week every month, though, you would have no choice in the matter.
>750 speed, 700 stam, 650 power and wit with 8 red skills two of them being gold
probably the best I can do with my cards and parents
>>534703170Theoretically yes, but you will not be able to use All-Seeing Eyes because it is locked to Late Surgers. You also run the risk of being so far behind that you can't hit the fronts and paces with your debuffs
>>534703095do not glue that account anon, you won't get a better outcome than that
how many carats do new accounts get? if it's as low as I think it is then you're unlikely to even get that many copies of super creek from her banner, never mind kita
the only account you could possibly reroll that might be better than that is 4 copies of super creek and even that's debatable, I don't know if you've played other gachas where it's different but you don't necessarily want a wide variety of different cards in this game, you want multiple copies of specific cards
post your SRs, if they're truly terrible then you might consider rerolling on creek's banner but I don't think you should even if they're absolutely terrible
Ah, it would seem like the real grass wonder has passed away damn...
>>534703125it's % based
promotion line seems to be around Top45-50% of all Class 5 players
>>534703413recorded by digitan
>>534703413you can't say that
>>534702834>make a 1200speed and power uma>gets blocked by npcs>all the speed skills trigger>still wont punch throughhate
>>534702409i just realized i brought the wrong fucking Taishin and won
what the fuck
>>534703125class 6 is like 480k
>>534701458>expecting japs to be good at the gameAnon...
>>534703413I need more hors yuri.
The chance for a normal non trainer human to be raped by an uma is low but never zeroโฆ
You know what? Fuck Grass Wonder. This bitch's mood always goes down. And fuck Kitasan as well because that other bitch only gives me positive mood event when I don't need them anymore. Actually, fuck every single one of the umas.
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is this skill shit or do people just hate on it for using the word "Stan"
>>534703170yes, you should play other debuffers as end closer so that they hit goldship
nice nature has to be run as late though because of all-seeing eyes
>>534701826Yes they would
Do you think they used umas for war in their world?
>>534703668>box yourself quicker
>>534703597Thanks, Anon. It's been a rough day and I needed that bit of optimism.
>>534703668it requires you to be literally surrounded on very side
and even if you proc the effect isnt that much
>>534703723I love umamusume because yuritards will go about it and I can just be a male trainer in the game and the uma will fall for me
>>534702761i'm sorry, but you're not gonna like what you're about to hear...
Who cares what the type of a card is? You're supposed to only look at the skills it gives.
Fuck
I want to save Meek, she deserves to be with a good trainer
...She absolutely knows, doesn't she?
>Hands out 5640 carats and 1.2m monies as gibs
>Missions grant a fuck ton of SP to boot
>Gives you tickets for TWO (2) guaranteed 2* pulls
>armpits
Why does /uma/ hate her again?
>>534703668I think it's legit shit. I always bought it when I first started playing and never felt like it made a difference, same for the fov end closer skill
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>Starting to lose the majority of my team battles
I guess I hit the casual wall, I don't know if I want to begin to climb the pvp autism wall either
>>534703808Mayano Top Cute doesn't have boobs that big!!
>>534703892Nigga that's not even half a spark
CM room, you know what's up.
52829865
>>534703892she keeps raping me in Hopeful Stakes
>>534703881https://dic.pixiv.net/a/%E3%81%86%E3%81%9D%E3%81%A4%E3%81%8D%E2%99%A1
Theres a tag on pixiv about it
>>534703668It's conditions are a bit funky.
You need 4 umas in a 3-meter radius, which usually means you're stuck in traffic. It does sometimes proc when you're passing or pushing through a big group, but it's pretty inconsistent.
>>534702334I just set them to front runners after 2 clocks
>>534704035waaaaaah
waaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
not enough gibs!!!!
https://tannhauser.moe/
Which one of you did this?
>>534704080DREAM JOURNEY
STOP TRYING TO BURY YOUR SISTER
>>534703451Yesterday or 2 days ago too.
>>534703892she's popular
that's the only reason
>>534701458Uma will be a wit game, just wait for good wit cards that actually have useful skills in them. You also won't have to run as many speed cards because of scenario powercreep.
>>534703819I refuse to use Tachyon cards
even if it was the best card in the world that gives 999 to every stat on friendship training I would never use it
>>534704080I want them all
>>534704035Better than the nothing the other umas gave us.
>>534701256Aston Machan-chan
>>534704093A mind filled with cute umamusume-chan
>>534704241DANTSU'S FLAMES
Is "Plan X" worth for Bakushin?
>kinda interested in watching actual japanese horse racing
>all the horses I like from the game don't run anymore
tfw
>>534704116Getting called a liar shouldn't make feel like this...
>>534703397I have these and the human trainer.
All I see is Guts and no SSR Speed front runners.
Sad.
I think new accounts get around 18,000 Carats / 12 rolls + 3 random SSRs.
Trotting over to neigh-gotiate and bridle their emotions until the regional trainers hand over their most prized umas to central!
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>>534704487bro only like 4 of the horses from uma musume are still ALIVE
if you want them to add young horses you gotta go down a dark path
>>534704093Is this a race modifier or does she indeed have 1 digit IQ?
tfw you get skill points remaining to exactly zero
>>534704419>passing ability>front>late racenyo
stop fucking posting real horse tweets
now my fucking timeline is not enough porn
>>534704530uncap them and post it again
>no SSR Speed front runners.they are fucking worthless until you get multiple copies, you will be borrowing MLB kitasan which is basically two MLB SSR speeds in one
>still don't know who i want to run for CM
If I'm learning skills for a parent is there any point in upgrading medium straightaways twice? Does that increase the percentage of a spark?
>>534704487Just look for their sons and daughters bro, like Coconuts Brown is Kitasan's daughter and she's running next week.
Watch out for the descendants of notable horses and the ones that are doing well right now and you too can say that you've been an [X] fan before they were even added to Umamusume.
>>534704591>bro only like 4 of the horses from uma musume are still ALIVEYou can thank Tachyon for that.
>if you want them to add young horses you gotta go down a dark pathThey are not adding playable non-Japanese horses ever.
>>534704689wait, you are running bakushin in the worse front position? lol
>less than 29 hrs remain til the best Dirt uma
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so there were like 3 threads last night trying to explain that this skill is a trap and actually sucks
is this a usual /uma/ misinformation campaign or true?
>>534704160A JP fag. It's been around for a good while and I love it
Grass Wonder, you have failed both a 7% and a 5% training. That's it. AAAAAAAAAAH!
>>534704612You're assuming Wits is 1 to 1 with IQ points, it's probably more like 20 points of Wits to 1 IQ.
>>534704251Meno is just Gold Ship's fling until her real gf arrives...
>>534704736think it goes from 20% to 30%
I got these two from freebie pulls today. How'd I do?
>>534704736white spark odds x1.25 if you go to double circle
>>534704627Simping.
Apparently Sirius was pretty popular stallion.
>>534703668It's not that great, just like her unique position skill.
>>534704734goldship
reddit cap
mean nature
grats you're a npc but you'll beat 90% of casuals
>>534704898explode
congratulations
>>534704780Don't successful stallions end up studding for hundreds of foals though? Seems like you're cheering less for legacy than for law of large numbers at a certain point.
>>534704835It's expensive and lasts for .9 seconds
I guess I should play it calm and get my support decks sorted out with quality max uncapped options before I worry about getting any A Rank Horses, huh?
>>534704835it fucking sucks, yes
other straightaway skills that are specific to distances/styles are good, though
https://www.reddit.com/r/UmaMusume/comments/1mhzowv/how_romanticallycoded_is_the_writing_experiment/
https://danbooru.donmai.us/pools/21905
Is Aston Machan's career really this heartbreaking? This comic made me very depressed
>>534704882Naruhodo so it does increase the percentage, I heard a youtuber say you don't need to do that on double circle skills for some reason.
>>534704835/uma/ has a lot of turbo autists, some are probably lying but I bet a few huff their own farts and seriously think it's a trap.
>>534705031it also has 30s cooldown so it often triggers twice on longer maps
>>534704691https://x.com/umalewds/status/1508012129110003715
>>534705052I'm sex friends with Mayano
>>534704835bad in most cases, but in Taurus Cup it's one of the only sources of speed boost for ends and latest that can activate on the final stretch when they need it the most, and you take what you can get
>>534705050>>534705031>>534704835WHAT SKILL IS GOOD BESIDES SWINGING MAESTRO?
God damn no wonder this general hates wit you guys don't even like SKILLS
>>534705076youtubers are fucking retarded
>>534705052Yeah just sex friends with Mayano
Fuck it. Grass Wonder, you will be turned into SP immediately. I will not waste my free clock on you.
What a perfect start. She even got a new skill.
>>534704925thanks for the info, I had no idea
>>534705052>top cun>just friends>vodka at the topList is ai generated?
>>534705052>mayano>just friendssure thing bro
get fucked you stupid flat horselet pony
>>534705052>top gun>just friends
Question for you. my fellow uma amigos.
What does the color of the orb in a spark mean? I assume Silver is Regular, Gold is next level, but I'm not sure if this is true or just schizo posting.
>>534705052>Meekbro thinks he's part of the team
>>534705186i just told you
skills that are specific to the distance/style (like medium corners, front runner straightaways) are always takeable for that specific style
if you have literally nothing else to spend your SP on and all of the other skills aren't relevant to your uma/worthless recovery skills then sure take straightaway adept but it's very rarely worth the SP it costs
>>534705186the skill spreadsheet bwo?
>>534705052im shocked creek isnt on here, why isn't she?
hers is the most romance-coded career ive ever seen
>>534705276Well done Estelle!
The one time I needed fast learner to proc, I got cucked...
>>534705186ignore everything else
is the free winning ticket SSR worth levelling?
>>534705063You won't forget โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ , right?
>>534704828>less than 29 hrs remain til the best Dirt umaWe're getting Copano Rickey early?!
>>534705186https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1oB3eTvKqREtJDWJL0q80O_VjBcpOmRl5xE0z5fZKgFY/htmlview?gid=2142834421#gid=1499223104
field of view = bad
lane movement gets buffed in a later patch and lets Umas do drifts as they change lanes
>>534705076it's diminishing returns since the 2nd buy is more expensive for less % added. but it can still be worth doing, youtubers are highly incentivized to always pretend they have the answers so people will believe them and trust their "guides" and keep watching them. nobody watches the youtube guides that way "well it's a nuanced subject so it's up to personal preference".
>>534705052>mayano>friends
>>534705186SM, Gourmand, Corner Adept, Speed Star as far as i can tell. Also any homestretch skills.
>>534704994i like oguri cap and nice natie tho
Nodate is an open air tea ceremony. It's the elegant tradition of enjoying tea while feeling the warm sunlight and fresh air.
>>534705454Ironic weeb tomboyfags
>>534705454Ryan would be super popular if she was hot without the ugly Aussie shag cut. She's basically ZZZ ceasar
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>>534705438ive never seen this skill, is it locked behind some obscure support?
>>534705052>El Condor Pasa>The uma that had sex with you during Valentine>Just 'friends'
>>534705016I don't get your comment, you should just stick to the descendants that make it to the top races obviously.
If the large numbers are off putting for some reason you can always just follow the mare lineages if you got some mares you like instead. Since mares only bring about one child per year they have a lot less than stallions which in turn puts a lot more pressure on every one of them.
>>534705609its mejiro ryans unique
>get practice perfect from kitanegro
>click 5% training
>fail and lose practice perfect
>>534705481...That isn't how those skills function though?
>>534705454video game nerds
>>534705509you are reddit, according to channers
however never let that stop you from having fun
>>534705609it's Ryan's unique 3 star skill. It says on the tin "Inherited uniques"
Post umawifes, the dykes are getting uppity
>>534705482then they are retarded for not explaining what they mean, if the percentage still increases on a critical skill for CM then obviously I want to upgrade it. Fuck that asian grifter
behold the 3 sexiest umas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hbprhhrQ3rI
I have to go to work guys and I'm tired.
Can I have a (You)?
>>534705052reddit is just afraid to fuck cunnys
What's with the spamming faggot? Is /u/ too slow for xis attentionseeking faggotry? It doesn't even play the game.
>>534703668>stanIt's a fine skill for any backliner.
https://gametora.com/umamusume/skill-condition-viewer?skill=201591
Make sure to not overdo potentially midleg skills with any horse that got a unique that requires them to be a backmarker before the final leg.
Does Gold Ship's unique work on late surgers?
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>>534705152>>534705229>>534705254>>534705274>>534705329>>534705496>Mayano Top Gun is very daughter coded. She's playing up the 'precocious girl' angle as a bit of a mask/coping mechanism for her (comparative to her age) advanced intellect. >She wants to become an adult, and in her head going on dates is an adult thing to do, so going on dates will make her more adult. She never expresses any actual romantic interest, she just has a childish view on what being an adult is like.
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>>534705602McQueen is sabotaging her
I still don't understand why the Urara card is good
>>534705798I like them too, but only when they don't activate 5 seconds into the race and I'm an End Closer.
>>534705052>Special Week>>>>Daughter-codingAre we playing the same game here?
>>534705856I respectfully disagree. I prefer hagumas like maruzensky and gentildonna but little umas are cute too
>>534705861Ohaiyo
>>534705996You get to bring Urara into any of your runs
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>my first level 3 spark
>on fucking goldship
bro what
I've already used up all the extra money we got
>>534706008Daughters are like that, yes.
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>>534705668if you clicked the top option it's just unlucky (but you did agree to take the risk), if you clicked the bottom option it's a skill issue.
smartest american in recorded history
>>534706001isn't that good to proc it early so your uma gets into a good position at the start?
if it procs while youre already boxed it wont help them
so when does cm start? So i know when to come n laugh at the losers
>>534706190a week from now
any anons here that dont have an mlb kitasan how are we coping for the upcoming chanme
i got fucked over the kitasan banner i only got 1 kitasan(spark), whats worse is i dont even have creekl its grim i cant even make A rank umas with decent stats.
>get a god run with Golshi
>Super Creek didn't give her Swinging Maestro so it's bricked
I fucking hate all the glup shittos who pollute your event pool with their one-offs
>>534705769This ain't a war bro
>>534705438>no Duty of DignityWow, i guess it's so bad...
And how is tail held high so high? It is a pain in the ass to get a load of skills proc on the final stretch.
>>534705052Redditors are either skipfags or are full on in denial. There's a reason every single Uma has a valentines and christmas event where they basically always confess their love to you in their own way.
>nooo they're muh heckin daughterino!Urara only and only because she's a fucking retard with an IQ of 70
>>534705996no shit you don't, it's over a year away from being good so you have no clue about the context it becomes good in. it has good stat gains and good events for the meta it grows popular in, that makes it a good card.
>>534705410I don't even like okaasan-gfs, but for some reason Screek instantly became my favorite. Maybe big tits and a wholesome personality are a deadly combo.
>>534706151It never seemed to help me at all when it did proc and I've been boxed still. I usually go with Go With the Flow after that.
>>534705427Imagine if this had turf or medium or even activated fast learner...
It feels kind of counter-intuitive how great those juicy 100+ stat trainings feel because if you take a skewed deck to get them, you max the stat in classic year and then spend most of senior having do garbage +10-15 trainings for other stats because all your umas camp the already maxed stat.
In the end you get a shittier uma than if you had just taken a more balanced 3/X deck.
cygames is gonna bankrupt me this month man
why does nobody ever lewd Teio?
>>534703518>The Generic NPCs all have dogshit stamina>They block your Uma>Shitass NPCs with no stamina fade rapidly before the half-way point>This pushes your Uma further and further backFucking generic NPCs are the spawn of satan I swear, at least if you're blocked by a real character they can probably keep up and you have a chance to break out but if you're stuck in a clump of the no-names you're essentially fucked.
>>534706254ironically, I think here is the only place where coexistence happens, other social media is rabbid, either its yuri and you are homophobic if not your thing because it is canon in their minds or you are a faggot who did not play the game (female trainers memory holed), no in between.
>>534705906I should start putting aside 30k for Chiyo
>>534706439Because she looks like a child.
>>534706342>In the end you get a shittier uma than if you had just taken a more balanced 3/X deck.Nice try, that's how I end up with bland 900/ A ranks.
>>534706273but they are all british thoroughbreds?
which raises a question, why do we only race on thoroughbreds? do the other horse races just get out sped that much?
>>534706265Bakushin doesn't seem to care though.
And Golshi is just fucking around to be certain.
Now THATS what I call bait
>>534706342You're luckshitting hard if you're getting multiple 3/4 rainbow trainings where they matter even if you run a 4/2 deck. I know because I have luckshit runs where I max a stat early and then that same deck and inspirations can struggle to even max out speed because of dogshit rainbow coverage in summer or in general
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>>534703881Yup she's aware.
Super Creek banner in a few hours?
>>534706439I'll leave her to the flat worshippers.
>>534706439most of us aren't pedos
>>534706175What's the basketball uma's name again?
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Remember dont stick your dick in crazy
>>534706439because you are blind
Besides having lower initial stats and the lack of dress, is there any downside to your uma being 1-2 stars?
>>534706342That's why my speed deck runs Nishino Flower
I got a lot of dupes from rolling on Kitasan thankfully but someone like that or Mayano Top Gun is really useful as they make other non-friendship trainings better and they have piss poor spec
>>534706534I love getting two summer events in a row where the only speed card out of my 4 is Kitasan and it bricks a godly run into being garbage 1k speed at the end
>>534705654Well if you have hundreds of children, it's obvious a few will stick out, so yeah it doesn't seem that interesting that there's a champion horse sired (along with countless losers) by another champion horse, and I'm not exactly sure what I as a viewer am supposed to be rooting for here.
>cheering for mare lineageMakes more sense but it only works for a generation unless it's a whole line of notable mares, which I've never heard of.
>>534705602The reason she has that haircut is because irl ryan had a hair or neck condition that made the groomer shave off most of his hair into a shorter mane
Do you even get anything out of yellow skills unless you have like 1200 power?
>>534706651Bricked as a parent if you happen to get good sparks.
I never read Bakushit story. What are you deceiving her on? She's a retard who wants to run Long or something and (You) have to deceive her in to running Sprints?
>>534706580Michelle My Baby
My Big Boy
so like
do we have any anon going for B rank CM?
are we all in the bigboi league?
>>534706270she has a lot going on for her
>ultra hot, some of the biggest tits in the game (goes without saying but its nice)>picks (You) as her trainer, basically implied to be love at first sight>half of her story events with (You) the other umas treat you as a married couple>very little friction with her as a trainer, the only stress point is (you) wanting to return her affection back at her>gets memed on for googoo babies but she actually implies (more than once) that she wants YOUR babies>genuinely very wholesome
>>534706439It's hard to imagine her lewd
>>534706651Cant pass on your signature skill, it also gets an upgrade on 3*
>>534706651No spark for their unique skill, which is slightly stronger at 3* as well.
technically you're also not getting to see their 3 costume events, but despite them typically being good events you might prefer not seeing them because having them in the pool increases the chance you end up missing something like Super Creek's Swinging Maestro.
>>534704707But I like playing front runners uwu
Here are all supports uncapped
The human trainer is max level as well
>>534706268> a few energy and moodIsn't Tazuna a better card for that?
>>534706478Is that really the whole song? Even Bakushin has some more variance to it.
>>534706754You convince that invalid to run sprints by telling her that 3x1200 is actually a long race.
>>534706651>this is supposed to overwhelm and rape me at 1.9m and 90kgI think those rape fantasies are just cooked up by amerishorts and SEAshorties
>got a 3 star wit spark
>my wit wasnt even high
I AM SO CONFUSED
I thought you needed 900+ of a stat for a 3 star spark to even be an OPTION?
>>534706561w8, isnt this place still 4chan??
that means that yes we are
I always roll for practice perfect and no slow metabolism
uma musume is gambling game
>>534706783if you ask now, anyone who knows something is gonna pick the normal league, the day of cm though expect a bunch of retards come out of woodwork
>>534706876Tazuna is only relevant in the URA scenario
>>534706754yeah. you literally gaslight her by saying that if she runs 3 different 1200 sprints, it's the same as running a 3600 long race. she is actually so full of faith in you that she doesn't question the logic.
>>534706950You WILL be raped even by a small horse like Mayano Top Gun.
>>534706950Yeah, she wouldn't overwhelm you. She would twist you like a pretzel and THEN rape the remains. Umas work on shounen logic.
>>534705856The fact wedding Mayano exists is wild to me given she is so clearly underage.
>>534706651Their ults don't green spark, and even after 3*, most of their ults aren't great inherits (or even that good to begin with).
>>534706950You forgot to include your cock length and girth.
Coincidence?
>>534706958I think 1100+ just gives you a 10% chance for 3 sparks instead of 5%
>>534706958> Trains wit> Is witlet600
>>534706265retards are allowed to fall in love too
>>534706760They're a little bit too good at making you want umas that will never be playable.
>>534706958https://gametora.com/umamusume/legacies#blue-spark
>>534707053>>534706937That's actually pretty fucked up. Is it addressed, or is it just played for laughs and the story continues with her being a happy retard?
>>534706876Tazuna is godtier in Uma and okish in the next scenario, but future scenarios have better pal cards.
Urara is meta because she has those good events while also being guts, and running 3-5 guts cards is what people do in the future like how everyone runs 3-5 speed cards now. because guts trains 3 stats and gives the most stat totals, so a deck with 4 guts, 1 stam, 1 wit, and stam sparks will have high stats across the board.
>>534706950Reminder that Teio can canonically lift three of you without breaking a sweat
>>534707079Gentil finally got hers
>>534707079THE SIX G1 WINNER
>>534707098Cygames wanted to make this a yuri series but the horse owners turned out to be fucking normies
No cock no danger
>>534707053>>534707228it's funny how Mihono Bourbon is similarly sprint-focused but Trainer actually doesn't think that she's a retard so he trains her to run mediums and longs
air groove's main racewear looks like hoyoslop
>>534706806I wish they kept the sweater puppies design over whatever dress thing she got going on right now
So we're all rolling for Smart Falcon tomorrow, right?
That was some good uma sex
>>534703892I thought tachyon was the one /uma/ hated
>wit
It's a 7* URA Finale parent at least
>>534707314I hope the artist makes more
>>534707438Why is she dressed like a whore?
>>534707401RIGHT NOW https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IzHeA4rRBSc
>>534706875yeah your SRs are kind of shit but you can't expect much more with 2 kita + 2 SC so keep that account
>The human trainer is max level as wellshe is very good, you can play her in basically every deck with those cards
focus on levelling king halo, narita taishin, your MLB stam, and the human trainer in that order, get them to lv 25 first then max level them one by one, then level marvellous sunday
you can get the resources for this easily from goldship event, should only take you a few careers
>>534706806Idk, Creek radiates too much mommy energy for me to find her "ultra hot".
Daiwa has a better balanced responsible adult/tsundere persona.
Maruzenski also does the Milf part better.
He thinks people leave just because he doesn't notice them lol
>>534707228She gives hints through the story that she knows what you're doing but goes along with it
>>534706950sure bro next you'll say that chimps can't overpower you because they're half as tall as you are
Femoid opinions?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wxI8szgyLI
>>534707438yeah she's a qt
>>534706883Bakushin gives me a headache after a while, Chiyo is very listenable imo.
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>go down the horse rabbit hole
>Kingcsem? Thatโs a funny name
>54 races
>54 wins
>okay this guy is-
>Filly
>>534707098Are you new to japanese media? Reading someone worrying about the age of the pixels in a japanese gacha general feels like if I was dropped in american Xitter
>>534704474I just tested this theory, both are weak to cock
>>534707079Why is Dream Journey there? Was she the strongest of her generation or what?
Because her record seems pretty lackluster compared to the rest
Are golshis ITT what I should expect from CM?
>>534707497it's called an idol uniform anon
>>534705052>r*dditthis is the only tier list that matters
>>534707356different strokes for different kind of retards
>>534707701What's the difference?
>>534706245I survived jp without mlb kitasan upto L'cope which I got the powercreeped form replacement. I think you guys can do it esp. if you got a nice assortment of other important cards.
>>534706254Guess we should treat spam like pests. I don't know why it doesn't stick to the supposed art dump /u/ board
>>534706439Nobody actually likes Teio
>>534707494They're still going https://x.com/AskaZerosaki/status/1951283061297127904.
>>534706671I have to say almost everything I had a problem with concerning characters/writing in this game has been resolved by reading stuff like this.
>>534707718I still find the placements on this bizarre
>>534707718>reddit> : (>reddit, japan: D
>>534707494Just a matter of time
i AM going to roll on super creek!
you can't stop me!
>>534701391>that hair in her mouthfuck that's hot
>>534707625I will never understand you guys that find some e-celeb video, post it here and think anyone else fucking cares.
>>534707718What the hell am I looking at? What does horizontal bar represent? What does the vertical bar represent?
>>534707356There's a difference from starting your career with the clear intent of wanting to run medium/long distance and whatever the fuck Bakushin decides halfway through her Classic years
Bourbon trains for them from the start, Bakushin watched uma (1) Arima Kinen and decides that she's gonna run long despite spending over one year doing sprints
>>534707718>manhattan cafe that high
>>534707807>Guess we should treat spam like pestsDo you know where you are?
>>534707718>all the best girls are T2 and belowSo the mid umas are the ones that are heavy on pandering huh? I guess that's one way to make people like them.
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>>534707228it's framed as you being a little guilty and kind of in the wrong, but in the end your job is to (1) train them to be their best and (2) make their dreams come true, and so lying to her face achieves it.
she does get several scenes that lay on the gaslighting dynamic a bit thick. she doubts you at first and you prove you can help her so she promises to trust you from now on, and a lot of people interpret it as her knowing deep down you're lying but choosing to trust you because you're her only trainer. pic related is from her good end, where she basically admits that in the end you brought her success. you get a literal (oops) when she brings up how every other trainer just told her "you suck at long races, do sprints", your training worked specifically because you just lied to her face instead.
>>534707934M-Mambo Blast?
sniffing Grass Wonder's big sweaty butt
sniffing Tazuna's large sweet smelling butt
>>534707718Es the left axis story quality and stars the level of (you) love they have or vice versa?
>>534707718Can I get a tier translation, can't see what it means
>>534707903why would I
I love her, and I think more people should appreciate her huge characters
>>534708006In a mongolian endurance racing website?
>Get unlucky
>fail careel
>C rank
>get 9* Stamina spark
Why does this game work like that?
>>534707934you clearly cared tho'althoughbeit
>>534707846>anything:]
>anything, but someone mentions japan>:c
>>534707098her entire character is that she's a young naive girl that wants to look mature, and like many young girls she thinks relationships=mature. she's cosplaying a wedding dress because that's the most mature a woman can be in her eyes, just like her normal outfit is cosplaying a mature adult pilot (like her dad).
>lose 1-4 in TT match
>still win
>>534707992/umaJP/ is calling you back
>>534708097That looks like a Stars-based metatierlist.
>>534703892>gives me barely enough star pieces to unlock her outfit I love you, Goldship
>>534708047I like retards
>>534700387 (OP)My wife in the OP!
>>534707718so that german horse with the huge tits will love me
>>534708265You can go back to any of your chink gachas.
>>534701808Same bro I think the officers wanted to join a sweatlord club or something, they wanted to have a quota or something after the first ranking then kicked a bunch of inactives or low fan accounts and the ranking plummeted and they were just like fuck it I'll just disband and join a sweaty club myself. Every gacha I play where I join a chan guild/club always has a wave of disbandings at the beginning since guild masters realize the game is boring or they blow everything on gacha and decide to hang it up
>>534707438absolutely, I am so tired of not having enough dirt horses for pvp.
>>534707645She's the original monster mare, look up the three irl three goddesses next.
>>534707718>satono diamond >T0>>534707948>>534708065>>534708097>t3 trustworthy/partners/family>t2 ambiguous/first love>t1 more than friends less than lovers>t0 marriage>t ex literal love story
>>534708265japanese website
Teio failed to live up to Rudolf's legacy
>>534708341Wrong, she'll only love me anon.
>>534707718so the clever birb is top tier?
>>534706541>>534703881>>534705064>nose hairs (or whatever) look like a beardperfect fit to the summer hat, making him look like a senior on vacation
>>534705125>does not give a shit over the foalHOLY CUTE!
>>534708172>No ura sparkinto the trash it goes
>>534707779>cute Shes fucking terrifying
>>534708407I was planning on going for dia anyways but you seem to know, is she more fitting of EX tier then? or is T0 too high
>>534708407Man I can't wait for her banner
Why is King Halo part of the Golden Generation when she never won against any of them?
>>534708228that's obviously her character with a dash of lolicon-baiting because they splurge on their delusions, but don't bother trying to convince these arsemonkeys of that
>>534707718I would guess the Tier system are how for (You) they are and the star system are how open they are with their feelings. Which I would agree with Ardan, Machan, KS, and Nyo.
I don't get why the others are placed elsewhere.
>>5347085302x 2* Ura sparks on grandparents
>>534708616horse go fast depsite no win
>>534706806>that she wants YOUR babieswhen was this. I've read through her story before and while it's romantic she never really implied she wanted babies with you
>>534705052I don't understand these retarded tier lists. Every single girl in the game wants to get fucked by you, some just make it more obvious than others.
>>534708616you wouldn't get it
>>534708659The cutest cow.
your daily listening sir.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOlcH0d17IU
>>534708616if youre using that criteria Spe would also not qualify
>>534706439You been in a coma or something?
>>534708498She's eternally in-love with her trainer but always shoots herself in the foot when confessing. Her card summary for the gym one even got the first letters confessing her love.
When did JP get the borrow cap effectively removed by making it 10 a day?
>goldship vtuber thing predates almost every vtuber shit out there
What the fuck
Hoooooooollldddddddddddddddd
do horses like their ears being touched
>>534708750>cowBig boned, not a cow.
>What did you say, Meek? You want to join my team instead because Kiryuin-san is a shit trainer?
>y-yeah, I'm sure we can find a solution to your problem
>>534708731So... Urara 2.0?
>>534707645Eclipse first, the rest nowhere (since 90% of the g1 winning horses are eclipse progeny in one or both lines).
>>534708856apparently it lets you schedule multiple races
gooks and TW had this functionality at launch
>bakushin's second costume and biko pegasus 2027
>>534708929I can see them anon...
Why is there always a red ! in the corner no matter what? I need a way to remove this. It's so distracting and it makes it seem like something is wrong.
>>534708927my big bone in Daisca
>>534708460True, but the '93 Arima Kinen is more impressive than any race Rudolf won so it evens out.
>>534708937that's why they're roomates
>>534708856Convince /uma/ that if you like flatties, you are homosexual.
Only hourglass figure bombshells are actually sexy.
>>534708937No, because King Halo actually won a G1
>>534708845zamn i gotta roll for her now
>>534708927There are no bones in her udders though.
>>534708789Okay but Spe won important cups though
King Halo's sole G1 win was against literal whos
It's just weird seeing someone so weak lumped in with a group of winners
>>534708856>it's a guts game
>>534705909This is how I sound like when I don't want to look like a pedophile reading the pedophile character's story.
>>534707797>is distant to most girls unless it's her fellow hags>lets teio climb her for no reason
>>534708856uma musume is acceleration game
Worst song currently on the jukebox?
>>534700558This has happened the last five Golshi runs, why am I even bothering to borrow Super Creek? I could borrow an MLB Kita instead.
FUCK THIS RNG IT IS SO ASS
>already burnt through 9* stam borrows, results were fucked. I have a 4* native stamina and a 9* speed. arrrrrrgggggghhhh maybe one of these Golshi runs will produce a good brood mare or something.
Maybe. Even Mayano runs were less cancer than this shit
Rejoice!!
today is
MARVELOUS
SUNDAY!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WdbRb2ksX7s
>>534709139The reason is Teio is Teio.
>>534708407And the stars?
>>534709206The one you like.
Unless it's Bakushin, it's always good.
>>534708407Bro I am being raped in this picture
>>534709206Endless Dream!! fucking sucks
>>534709139Teio is his son
>>534709139Symboli is Teio's irl sire.
>>534709119Winning a single G1 is still seen as a huge accomplishment.
>>534709206the BNW song is pretty mid
Copano Ricky? More like Copano Bricky if you fail to roll her, haha
>>534705769fokken yuje wife
>>534709304This is a child and not sexy. Prove me wrong.
Is making uma a 5* even any good?
How do these npc outspeed my 1200 speed front runner at the start-middle of the race? Even with all the green skill, they should only have like 150 speed extra, nowhere near close to 1k. They eventually die and get sent to last place, but it's magic how they run so fast at the start and pretty much body block me. This is using cm track.
>>534709378>>534709380I know, I'm talking about the uma version, which is why it's funnier
>2% chance to get a 3* on the stat I want.
>20% chance if URA spark.
>0.1% of getting a 3* with URA spark.
Yeah fuck this shit I'll rise whatever 3* bitch comes at me first.
>>534708341She broke the RTA record last time.
Sorry rice, but in this timeline you won't be hero or heel
>>534709546>the start-middle of the racepre-final leg, the speed stat does not affect your speed
>>534709564It never gets old lol
>>534709547Teio as a child got to the prez and told her she would be like her, such a cocky little brat is lovable in universe and Teio has the skill to back that up, then she got fucked by losing a 1% training
>>534707718>Aston Machan that highWhat the fuck?
>>534709481She's supririsingly motherly with Urara and Kawakami Princess, the second one is understandable since they're parent and child irl but still.
>>534709535Higher starting stats are only a marginal improvement, but getting higher special skill levels is decent.
>>534709139Teio is a headcrab
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Is there a point in playing golshi mode once you get the 1.2kk?
>>534709725TEIO
GET OFF FROM THE TELEPORTER
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what am I in for?
>>534709481King Halo is built for anal
>two races
>turns into race fatigue
>into skin outbreak
>into skin outbreak mood down event
>>534707718isn't this missing a lot of horses or is the game just inflated with a lot of alts?
>>534709693One of the best romance-centric career stories in the game, alongside Mejiro Ardan and Neo Universe
>>534709825the greatest 3 seconds of your life
>13 medium sparks
>none of them trigger
>>534709828You will take your LB0 guts card and you will like it.
>>534709825now it gets dangerous
Is this golshi good enough?
>>534709828I also just did this and got Marvelous Sunday to MLB.
>>534705052lmao who made this list? a literal tranny?
After looking up Almond Eye, the horse one, something about the uma version throws me off, it's not just the sparkly eyes
>>534709924were already going to be getting a lot of alts coming up
>>534710050not enough stamina
Is there an online calendar with the uma birthdays marked? I don't want to miss out on any of the special sound bites for my archive level.
>>534709825Bakushin is such a slut she always gets onsen tickets for all trainers
>>5347095355* not so much at all, but 4* is nice if you want to get level 5 unique skill more easily on your uma.
>>534709119there are horses with 0 G1 wins in the game, a single G1 win is a huge deal and guarantees the legacy of the horse forever. it's like saying you only won 1 gold medal at the olympics.
>>534709825you will finally pay for your lies
How much power do pace chasers need?
>>534709936QRD on Neo Universe? Is it true that she is a dimension-travelling alien searching for (you)?
>>534710251One gold medal in the olympics isn't really that impressive these days though?
I don't really think you understand the level of fame/skill inflation the world has seen in the past 50 years
>>534710050>maestro event never closed out for himGrim
>>534709535Getting 1-2 Stars Umas to 3 Stars > Raising Potential Level to unlock Skills > Getting 3 Stars Umas to 4-5 Stars
>>534710127Will they have some kind of event story tied to them, or are they just random skins?
>>534709119ok yeah and Messi had never won the world cup until 2022, but that did not stop him from being considered the goat
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>>534709025because you have things you didn't clear. if you clear it all it goes away.
>already donated 10 shoes today
Why the hell do the cp cards ramp up in price so fast?
>>534709535Star ups give you ~7% stat increase.
3 to 4 also adds +1 to your ult.
Horse dupes are barely the p2w aspect of the game. It's the supp cards.
>>534710139>>534710339I see, I don't have Super Creek so i've been trying to make do with SRs
>>534709693She's a KEY horse.
it's just not enough...
too many horses i want in the future...
>>534710435the story is literally the same you just get a handful of costume events like the ones they already have
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I love this latinx like you wouldn't believe
>>534710050>No swinging Maestro eventSorry, mommy had to go out this evening! There's Iron Will in the fridge
>>534710553you know what you must do....
>>534710251>1 olimpic goldAre you from 100 years ago? 1 medal is nothing these days.
>>534707718>EX tierWhich Umas are these? The only Uma I recognize is Eishin Flash
>>5347095355* barely matters since the unique skill has a hard cap anyway so you can't raise a better skill due to it. the roughly +5 to all stats is nice but that's liking getting 1 nice event mid-run.
>>534710465so you could spend more dolars mu good goy
>>534710394nigga are u srs right now
actual 4 real
>>534710346Yeah.
>>534710335Yes (read: maximum)
>>534710050It's enough to become my onahole, yes.
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i know people will say buy the goldship star pieces but these take a while for me to grab and it'd feel pretty bad not getting two haru cards
>>534710703You can't even buy club points.
>>534710854El Fatso Pasa?
>>534709891why you lying? you can't get race fatigue unless you did 3+ in a row, and the game warns you before you even attempt this that is has downsides.
>>534709535If your prf skill is good it lets you win harder
starting stats make you less likely to choke on copeful stakes
that's about it though
>>534707778This is yuri incest btw.
playable zoomer horse is so far away man...
>>534710854irl accurate latina
this is a less than decent run so far on my last borrow for the day
she is winning all her races but rainbow trainings are shit so far
first reply with a el condor pasa image gets to choose (you will carry the burden if it fails)
>>534710621I already won 5 different tickets yet I still remember the one I couldn't win the ura with, which was my very first ticket with king
>>534710905The Haru card won't be good for a while. You will save up enough by then,
>>534710936homoincest doesnt matter
>>534710553You're inevitably gonna get spooked by old banners eventually, so just keep saving until the last banner you'll want for a while/banner before dead period and hope for the best.
>>534710394>well .00001% isn't impressive because .000001% existok then go win one. it's not that impressive so you can do it, right?
Eishin Flash is the most for (you) uma in the game?
>>534710854El Condor 0.5 seconds after marriage
>>534710567I meant if we get an event story like we got for Kitasan and Satono. Whenever a character in blue archive gets an alt there's usually an event tied to the alt, I thought it maybe was the same here
>>534707718Does anyone have a better quality version of this pic? It looks so insanely crusty and I wanna be able to see if I can read the stuff on it.
>>534710621>"Quiero pasar todo este tiempo"isn't this just "I want to spend all this time"? Isn't it missing something like "contigo"?
>>534707645JPchads, give it to me straight: do we get to challenge the three goddesses to a race?
>>534711129all of them are for (you)
>>534710905Gold ship stars expire, the urara card will still be there when guts is buffed
>>534710465because the value of the card ramps up fast. you're getting a literal MLB SSR. it's not a high tier one but it's good enough to be worth the literal nothing shoe trading costs you if you're requesting them too.
>>534711156>>"Quiero pasar todo este tiempo">isn't this just "I want to spend all this time"? Isn't it missing something like "contigo"?correct however she's repeating a song verse thus an incomplete sentence that gets cut off because she snaps out of it is actually perfectly fine in that specific situation.
I could've finished two careers by now but my last Grass Wonder career demoralized me. Now I'm procrastinating by reading what you losers post.
All these fucking horses are related.
https://pastebin.com/nL83BneV
>>534711129Your Top Cun, bro?
Eishin likes schedules, ie she most likely won't have time for you.
>>534710920you can
when you are at 0 energy and race you can get race fatigue
i can the futurity stakes + hopeful stakes, futurity stakes ended with me losing 30 energy, bringing me down to 0
there is no other race worth racing before or after
seriously you should understand the mechanics by now
>>534710661>Mejiro Ardan>Aston Machan>Neo Universe>K.S.Miracle
How over is it for me if I have a 0LB Super Creek and not enough carats for her banner to get a real chance at MLB? I only have 1LB Kitasan Black so I can't borrow her.
Do I just ignore swinging maestro and become a pace only racer?
>>534711024Mods, crush her skull (strength)
>>534710905you will get max urara cards before the card is meta either way. the question is if you would prefer goldship shards or support points.
>Maru in my sprint team
>Borbones in my mile team
>Spe in my medium team
I should really fix this at some point huh
>>534711024health chakra, go big or go hbome
>>534711129None of them are for (you), you're a professional trainer, it's a job, get a bit too frisky with your trainee and Tracen will find someone else.
>>534711359>the entire cast descends from eclipseholy shit...
>>534711560Oh my god, boobs!
>>534711389oh so "two races" was completely irrelevant and you should have said "I forced a horse with no energy to race". you see, on this website, the green meme arrows are used to tell stories including the relevant context, not to add random irrelevant details while ignoring the actual relevant information.
>>534710714I guarantee that if you were shown pictures of 100 athletes in everyday clothes that were single gold medal olympic winners from the past 50 years, you'd be able to name literally 0 of them unless you're a third worlder and they were from your cunt
>>534711114The threshold for what is considered impressive rising over time doesn't mean that the threshold becomes easier to reach what the fuck are you talking about retard?
>everyone stacks stamina
Should I even bother with a debuffer....
>>534711756Yes, just not a stamina one. Speed debuffer.
>>534711185That's gonna happen when the story ends.
It will be revealed that the 3 Goddesses were trying to make a Valhalla for all the passed away irl horses, so they could relive their best moments of life in a semi-perpetual cycle.
We will race them to let the old spirits finally rest.
>>534711626Was Eclipse a Sire or a hare.
>>534711185>mission: defeat godwhy are jp stories like this
>>534711754>I guarantee that if you were shown pictures of 100 athletes in everyday clothes that were single gold medal olympic winners from the past 50 years, you'd be able to name literally 0 of themyou can say the same for normal horses vs eclipse, kitasan black, ect.
>>534707645Just looked it up and it sounds impressive, but it happened in the 19th century.
54 wins sounds impressive, but 54 wins against who? They weren't competing on a global stage back then. They probably weren't even competing on a national stage. Transport was limited, the range and pool of racers would have been so much smaller. Just a big fish in a small pond.
Probably.
>>534707718Why did nip place TM Opera O on T2?? She literally proposed to the Trainer and gave him an engagement ring
>>534711834EL CONDOR PASA IS FUCKING DEAD
>>534710854I love slightly chubby shortstack latinas
>>534711754insane level of couch analysis
>>534633376Actually are you around now? I think the spot will be opening a lot sooner.
>>534711129Yes, until Ardan.
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Oh I thought this phrase was some weird Engrish shit they came up with for Uma, this is actually super cool...
>>534709514Why isn't anyone proving me wrong? Huh? Prove me wrong you fucks.
REEEEEEEE DANCHO YOU SAID 3 DAYS DO SOMETHING ALREADY
>>534711925Wageslaving is a hell of a soulbreaker.
>>534712124Shut up your horny bastard.
>>534712139PROMOTE HIM TO OFFICER
>An "Arabian" horse is calling herself a goddess
Hellfire awaits this heathen.
>>534711569This is why nobody respects you, Riko. Stuck-up bitch.
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THE SPEEEEEEEEEEEED
Finally did it, 3 starred my Golshi. Time to start building for CM.
>>534712139That's his bitch tho.
>>534710653> 1 medal is nothingIโm friends with 2 Olympic athletes, one that is still competing (and hasnโt placed) and another that is retired (with lowish placement) but still joins marathons for fun and easily destroys everyone that participates no matter how big the race. People who are around them STILL treat them like goddesses and you would not believe how nervous they get when they know theyโre talking to an Olympic level athlete.
Sure, in the limited scope of the โbest of all timeโ only a couple people like Phelps and Bolt are โforeverโ, but to the average joe like you or I? Even a competitor is beyond the scope of anything we could ever hope to accomplish in a lifetime of work. Thatโs why horses like King and Urara are still famous.
If you seriously think that the horses or athletes that โjustโ compete consistently and maybe win just once are not special you have absolutely no fucking clue what you are talking about and how absolutely insane the competition is to even qualify to get on the playing field. Let alone to maintain that level enough to compete over and fucking over. You have no clue anon.
What is this gesture supposed to convey?
>>534712038It really does sound like Engrish doesn't it?
>>534710854el condor pasta
>>534712139get trolled nerd
building taishin is so much harder but her base skill set is way better than gold ship's and she can actually borrow a MLB Gold Ship card which has a bunch of great skill hints for End Closers...
>>534712298Pulling the nail out of my forehead.
>"just an olympic gold"
jesus christ /uma/
>>534712205Fire will not harm my goddess
>>534712298She's calling you a knobhead
>>534712412>not building mayano and rudolph as end closers instead
>>534712371What did you expect from a gacha?
>>534712298That you're a knobhead
>>534712412if i get a good goldship parent im gonna pull for narita
>>534712343>8th fav>'Imagine losing, heh'>winskino
>>534712430Even my neighbor has one of those
It's really nothing special nowadays
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2* green I'll take it
>Event chains not happening so decide to buy skills.
>Event chain speedruns and dumps everything on me in a few turns.
Its ok its just corner cunnysaur.
>>534712371What are you talking about?
As someone who used to play Mihoyo games this game is pretty tame, you can literally make any character perform great so long as you build them right.
What are the odds of an event where an Uma is trying to be a fucking glutton resulting in slow metabolism?
>>534712670Why are you buying skills before URA?
And with that after 2 weeks of effort ive successfully findommed enough people to get a full spark on the super creek banner
>>534712371>gachashit>cygameswhat did you expect?
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HOPE
>>534712765You have a problem with that, champ?
>>534712031yeah I'm here, let me know if there's a slot open for me and I'll break the news to danchou-sama
>>534712787Based, milk those piggies good
>>534712840all on winning ticket
>>534712787Hey buddy I think you got the wrong general, /trash/ is two blocks down
>>534711185Yes, in umalator (developed by S*GA) (Grand Masters)
>>534712667How do I get white sparks consistently?
>>534712787Based slutpipi
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>>534712787I trust ewhores more than simps into findom so bleed em dry.
>>534712787Are you a prostitute?
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>>534712921>>534712907when yor brocked, yor brocked
>>534712880I've sent you an invite.
>>534712797I have been criminally lucky with these.
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>>534712787>successfully findommed enough peopleif they are sending you $50, they aren't people
>>534712430Shows just how many retarded little timmys there are. I
>>534712285 donโt have the words to truly explain to an anon why
>LITERALLY EVERY TOP ATHLETE IN A COUNTRY OF MILLIONS>COMPETING TO GET ON A TEAM OF 20>AND MAINTAINING THAT LEVEL OF COMPETITION AND PERFECTION FOR YEARS>โb-but they only won against literally the best in the w-world o-once hahaโ>>534712626>Even my neighborBitch your neighbor was in elite form beyond your imagine for decades for that one trophy unless it was like bowling or some shit.
>>534713086No those are soldiers, imagine going outside to do this shit and exposing yourself to real violence.
No I just sext people while playing Uma
>>534712787Do /uma/sisters really??
>>534712430>>534713276Here's your olympic gold winner bro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2IP1WBL63tI
Why do people roll for Taishin when Goldshi mogs her
>>534713107The stakes? Hopeless.
This is my first gacha and I've already spent over $150 it's so fucking over for my life
>>534713009Just get lucky
>get S pace on gold ship before getting any end skills so switch her to it
>her unique doesnt proc a single time the entire career
does it have a hidden "must be in dead last" condition or what, had the same thing happen with Halo's inherited unique on another run
>>534712787>$50Wow congrats for "findomming" someone for the equivalent of a minuscule takeout order, really impressive.
>>534713378I would seriously recommend dropping gacha entirely if you recognize you have this problem. You know whats right for you, anon, don't let the issue get worse
>>534711190He's measuring up who's the most for (You) for (You) horse.
>>534711129She was the record holder for a reason. Emphasis on WAS
>>534712787men that gift money to what they think is a woman online deserve to get ripped off at every corner
good job
>>534713357>didn't win the gold>clearly only got in on nepotism, actually never won anything so it's not even a good comparison to king halo who actually won a G1>has obviously never played a sport in real life and doesn't understand the gaps in talent/hard work/sometimes genetics that separate the greats from the goods, let alone the rest of the chaff
>>534713378you'd only waste it anyway
Sometimes you ask the stupidest fucking questions anon.
>>534713386I did the same with late surger and it worked fine
you probably have to be in the second half of all racers for it to proc
>>534713378It's okay, your horse wife will thank you after she gives birth to your children.
>>534713378i spent $600 in 2 months on my first gacha, this is how you learn to not be a retard
Look at this cute autistic Uma
>>534702534Cafe saying "doumo~" still makes me laugh.
>>534713378This is my first gacha and I have already spent nothing on it and plan on spending nothing.
>>534713386They didn't write it in ingame description but she has to be in second half of the pack.
imagine falling for kike games jewish tricks to make you spend money on something that will be worthless in less than 3 months
>>534713378what are you gonna do with that money anyways?
eat junk food?
uma is saving your life
>>534713378don't worry, the global economy is irreversibly fucked barring a major catastrophy or civilization wide intellectual/spiritual awakening so "saving" is pointless, just enjoy your money
>>534713378Everytime I get the calling from the gacha void I always compare the price of carats to the price of actual vidyas then it snaps me right back to reality
is this a good stat stick?
>>534713378>Impulse spending without a clear strategyIf you're going to swipe at least don't be a retard about it
>>534713771>uma is saving your lifeliterally this
>>534713357>said that stupid shit like bowling donโt count>anon posts breakdancing as an example of how โno big dealโ Olympians areAnon the stupid new shit theyโre putting out for competition is obviously not part of the conversation. You should be smart enough to grasp that someone talking about horse racing would also compare it to people running in things like the 200, 400, mile, etc.
>>534712787I did the same so I could finish my Kitasan Black spark, it was awesome.
>>534713851>the price of actual vidyasSo, $0?
>>534713378dude imagine saying on a date
>i cant pay $150 for the dinnerthe girl would laugh your ass out
$150 on horses is a much better investment
>>534713378>first gachapopped your cherry, now learn self control or be cringe
>>534713851>he pays for video gameslol, lmao even
>>534713378This will teach you how to cook for yourself, because your broke ass shouldn't be ordering food anymore.
I recommend a dish with lots of carrots.
>>534713378How much is $150 comparatively worth to you?
If you are a third-worlder where $150 is a month's worth of expenses then yes you need to get help.
If you are making over six figures a year but are the sole breadwinner of a family with kids with a spouse who likes to go on vacations and eat out a lot then similarly you need to drop gacha.
If you are making over six figures a year but have no plans of starting a family/paying for a girlfriend and renting out for cheap/living with your parents then $150 is quite literally nothing.
>only good long runners I have access to are golshi, creek and top gun
>training creek is annoying because she can't use the creek card
>training top gun is annoying because I can't use the top gun card i have mlbed
>golshi is golshi
GAME I BEG OF YOU
GIVE ME MORE MANHATTAN CAFE CARDS
SHE'S STUCK AT 0LB
>Gaslighting to spend more money
Bros, please
>>534713009White sparks increase their odds when the same white spark is in the lineage. So time, using the correct decks, possibly using certain uma if they are the only reliable source of a skill, and lots and lots of luck.
white spark odds from nothing (none in the lineage) - 20%
white spark with 6 of the same spark in grand/parents - ~35%
those odds double when gold skill is involved and land somewhere in the lower middle if double circle involved. Also, you will never get the white spark of a skill you didn't learn in that run.
>>534713118I've asked for a kick from my current club, not sure whether the owner is online or not
if I don't get kicked within the next couple hours I'll leave and join tomorrow, does that work for you or do you need the slot filled immediately?
If you can't afford to drop $2K a month on Umas then you shouldn't be playing this game
>Spica happens to have the TWO flattest umas
do you believe in coincidences? because that's a hell of a coincidence
>tfw you got charming pre-debute, but there was barely ever a training with more than 2 supps so you end up with only 1 max starting senior year
Beyond cursed...
$150 is really not that much even if you burn it in a weekly basis. Are you people drug addicts?
>>534714147also I forgot to mention but my last post applies only to skill sparks, race (g1) and scenario sparks are always just a flat 20% odds (need to win that g1 and the URA respectively to even qualify), so just get lucky.
>>534713558I want all of those cows to take turns milking my dick with their boobs
>>534712787/uma/ is a gift that keeps on giving
>>534713589>>534713610>>534713689well that explains it, thanks lads
>>534714258That works. Apparently your leader should be online so hopefully they see your message before logging off for the day.
why are you guys coping so much about getting scammed to give away your money to kike games its weird man.
What's the best power card for Golshi, I only have a lvl 35 Oguri and the Winning Ticket one at lvl 40
>>534712371And this is good thing? Someone with money can sponsor some more anime seasons and in-game stories in this free to play game.
It's a win-win for everyone.
I used to get that Kitasan event that can give Practice Perfect almost every run. Since Golshi Week started, I haven't gotten it a single time. I still haven't gotten 1 beneficial condition, let alone 4. This is so bad, it's almost like a bug. I don't have Super Creek, do any other umas have a condition as part of their career?
>>534714381yes but i can afford both
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>>534711569If Trancen wouldn't want me to date my trainees then they maybe they should stop sending aquarium tickets over and over
>>534714381Im specifically not a drug addict because I don't chase dopamine drops for 150 bucks a pop
>play CS
>get boxes
>sell boxes
>spend money on umas
it's easy
>>534712787Now how much time and effort you invested here? Might as well just get a normal waveslave job.
>>534714271some youtuber estimated the minimum yearly spend on uma to be between $5000 to $10000 depending on how f2p you are
>>534714518getting slacker or the negatives also counts
>>534711569Female Ningen hands type this post
>>534713856Yes, very high spec priority, very high hint level, power bonus which means along with Kitasan you get a lot of good power from training.
Her hints are also pretty good, 2/6 chance for a massive discount on firm conditions or corner recovery.
>>534714549>buying skills before hopeful stakesanon...
>>534714570Love this dumb bimbo
>>534714381>why cant you guys spend 150 bucks on gambling>what are you guys drug addictsthis is your brain on gacha
>>534714607who the fuck plays CS in this day and age?
its the most boring game on the fucking planet
>>534713589>Anchors Aweigham retarded, been doing Golshi runs obsessively and don't have this. How do I get it?
>>534714607>play Counter StrikeI'd rather flip burgers at McDonalds for money
>>534709119Other option was probably Air Jihad and maybe Cygames didn't want to use a horse with "jihad" in the name.
>>534711834Inject the blonde whore with your semen as retribution.
>>534714459Is this your first time in a gacha general post 2020?
Sure at one point it was considered just straight up embarrassing to be a gacha whale long long ago but now it is more acceptable (for the wealthy, you will still be called a dumbass for whaling while poor) and is even seen almost as a symbol of social status amongst some.
It's no different from getting scammed into affording a $5,000 luxury cruise trip or a $10,000 resort stay at Cancun. People will simply do it because entertainment and they have the money to do so.
>>534711569time for your level 5 guts training
>>534712787MADAM ARE YOU A PROSTITUTE?
>>534712371how so? I guess it depends on your expectation to win over people that spend money. Of course we can't compete with whales.
Just read the guide and play the game. im an f2p first time uma player and was able to clear everything the game has presented so far, got into s+ club and will even get into class 6. got 100+ followers and multiple 9*.
did she have menopause cramps in the middle of the race
what the fuck
>>534714851I'd be find with it if they also included a Land Crusader
>>534714880I think you should eat your vegetables
>go back to normal career mode
>win every race again
feels good
>>534714887uhhh where's her 9th G1 win on her necklace?
>>534712787>To my queenthis but only for the real queen
>>534714631They gotta be beneficial for the mission, I've gotten a number of negative conditions already.
>>534714607You reminded me to check my old boxes and I have a grand total of $100 worth of it
>getting uppity when people spend their money
it's a weird flex telling others that a three digit number is scary but you do you, anons
>>534715081really, I finished it with golshi on her slacker event. maybe its golshi only.
>septentrion /sฤp-tฤnโฒtrฤ-ลnโณ, -ษn/ noun
>Northern regions; the north. The north or northern regions.
today I learned!
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thanks obama
Why is the borrow limit 3 umas....
>>534715172congrats on getting social engineered by kikes
>>534714620Ehh 30 minutes?
>>534714498Power card? Just go 4 Speed 2 stam
>>534714725green woman once said i had fewer skills than my competition and i took that at heart i know she's lying
>>534714993>Land CrusaderImagine a 40k and Uma Musume colab...
>>534715290to appease the whales
>>534715378it's 15 in JP though
>>534715196I've been exclusively training Golshi for the 5.6 million fans with Golshi mission. Gonna slot Fine Motion in my deck to double my chances, but so far it feels like they're zero.
Uhh y'all got any more of them carats?
The most I've spent on a gacha is 33 dollars, with tax. The most recent one, 1 dollar
I might spend 20 dollars on uma once the eishin flash banner rolls around, if the game doesn't bite me in the ass within that time
>>534713589Why is it fucking not 'weigh anchor'? Is it not a normie enough phrase?
>>534711569Shut it before I pull harder on them, Riko.
>>534715292yes, the jews are the reason why you're poor and oppressed
>>534714974Septentrion just wanted it more
gimme an image for the next bread, first come first serve, if another bread is made before it i'll keep the pics for future breads
>>534715290Why is Taiki pointing the gun right to her brain?
>>534715441Why do you even care that much? It's a flat 2%
>>534714880>social statusNTA but that made me cringe. Iโve spent about $1200 on the game because I like it and Iโm treating it as an expensive hobby (that I can comfortably afford as long as I enjoy it actively). But I would never say โoh look at this nice support card I haveโ. I think itโs fine that people spend money on shit they like without being shamed but any โstatusโ behavior automatically puts you at the lowest of the low in my book. Like the boomer that thinks his Rolex watch is in any way relevant, absolute trash out-of-touch behavior
>>534715519TM Opera O anything
>>534715290to delay my 9* ura/stam horse.
>>534715420It took a million years for them to release the much needed QoL.
>>534715594She's not the brightest
>>534715420QoL. Global's not allowed to get already implemented QoL to make the user experience better until we make it to whenever it was implemented in jp.
>>534715519Use the most for (you) uma
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wow Grass thanks, very cool
>>534715605Because there is a limited time mission to get beneficial conditions 4 times, and it must be completed to get the "clear all Golshi Week missions" mission. Prior to the release of these limited time missions, I could get it every day. Ever since the missions dropped, it's been impossible.
>>534715378A borrow limit higher than 5 only benefits whales though since they are the only ones spending on carat refills once their energy drinks runs out.
Having it a 3 is actually massively anti-whale.
>>534715620It's moreso for Hoyo games than games like Uma. Some people like to show off their collection of C6R5 characters and others will suck their dicks for no reason.
>>534715682They said they're bringing some QoL early
>>534715620erm i can resell my rolex and its a pussy magnet
your mlb kitasan is a pussy repelent
>>534714851Looked this up and Air Jihad ran in three G1s, and won two of them, beating Grass Wonder in one and King Halo in the other. The other G1 he came 3rd, losing to Special Week. Seems like he would really have fit in with the cast.
Race history shows:
>G2: 2nd place, beaten by Grass Wonder (3/4 L)>G1: 1st place, beat Grass Wonder (Nose)>G1: 3rd place, beaten by Special Week (1 L)>G1: 1st place, beat King Halo (1 1/2 L)
>>534714426>already burned through my TP for today>waiting for SC banner before I spend bottles/carats on more careersI'm not gonna be kicked for missing a day-one quota, r-right?
>>534714607The weekly case drops are like a dollar at most unless you get lucky and get a super rare one. You're better off getting and actual job if you want to spend money on hors.
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smart falcon is coming home
>>534715827>erm>my rolexno you mouth-breather
>>534715290so there's value in raising your own umas.
>>534714880no its just retarded to whale at any gacha or even games cause it has 0 resell value of any kind. Its a grift by the devs just cause of how low the cogs is or the value youre getting, everything is just psychological exploitation.
smart consumers in general know the value of the dollar and the value of the product they are buying. Its fact the game is 4 years old and pretty shit and has 0 intrinsic value apart from a dopamine hit from pressing roll.
I much rather buy 0tde options and get a hit from that or just do cocaine it hits different like hitting an ssr from shitty video game is nothing compared to these.
>>534715749more like you've been hyperfixating on waiting for it so you're incredibly impatient. it will happen automatically several times over just by playing if you're actually running kitasan, you have a week and a half left on the timer.
Danchou kick those leeches out, I will leave if we fall past top 200
>>534715465it's far less good than it sounds because you specifically need something you want the priority buff on to train with the card that grants the buff, AND to want to train again the following turn, and even in that scenario it's not even close to a guarantee because even kitasan would only move up from like 30% to like 35%. Can be pretty sick in summer vacation, but does literally nothing if you need to rest, or have a race to do, ect.
>>534715967The club is month-based with a soft check at the middle of the month, though I do monitor daily averages as well. If I see someone is just not playing the game much if at all and is even inactive for several days straight then they're getting replaced.
The exception is if there's at least some kind of heads up provided in advance. Even if someone wants to be offline for 10+ consecutive days that's fine with me if they at least warn ahead and mention they'll make up the fans later in the month or are already ahead of the quota.
>>534716741I'm not sure if I'm your Danchou but I'm not going to become a nazi.
>>534717334if you join a new club do your fans get added to it?
>>534717334sounds good to me, thanks for the invite
>>534717664No, only fans that are earned while in a club count
>>534718206then wtf is the point of the quotas for fan counts
>>534714104>Golshi is GolshiIt's as shrimple as
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>>534718436It's mainly policy to keep members active and ideally, if anyone does burn out/leave then they will be replaced by someone else who is both aware and agrees to a quota environment.
Usually the people who get kicked for underperforming are HEAVILY under the quota. Losing whatever fans they contributed for the month is hardly anything if whoever is being brought in will most likely earn way more fans over the next 2-3 weeks than the kicked.
>>534704881meno and golshi hate each other irl
>>534711951she ran in races across Europe, aka the absolute height of racing back then
>Cleared URA FInals for the first time on my Third Career attempt
MY FUARKING HONSE
BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIN
I had to burn a Clock to do it.
Also got garbage sparks.
>>534705769cheval the CUTEST
>>534723369Literally one of the ugliest characters.
>>534700449WTF is her problem?
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