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>Game News (EN)
Current Rate Up: Mayano Top Gun (Alt 3*), Air Groove (Alt 3*), Kawakami Princess (SSR), Hishi Akebono (SSR)
8/28 - 9/10: Story Event
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>Game News (JP)
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9/4: Legend Race vs Fine Motion (Alt) & Vivlos
9/9: Umasanpo permanent release
Early September: Tachyon's Factor Research
9/22: CM Classic - Kyoto 2000m, right, autumn, sunny, firm
October: CM Sprint - Niigata 1200m, left, autumn, cloudy, firm
November: LoH Dirt - Morioka 1600m, left, autumn

>IP News
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THE GOAT

>top beats bottom
okay

My uma's end stats became a lot better when I visualize training like this

I HAVE A NEED
THE NEED FOR SEIUN SKY'S SHOES

>>538297751
When you're sphened, you're sphened.

i like mihono "cyborg" bourbon

(_´༥`___)

>>538297751
>your Trainee lacks Guts.

hey /uma/ I hope you have a marvelous sunday, and a very special week

>>538297751
power

Seiun Sky this Seiun Sky that I’m pulling fuji kiseki and then quitting til cygames gives more freebies

>>538297827
i have over 1k medium shoes saved up lol.

Good enough grandparent for Mile CM. Too bad I have no good white skills at all.

> Trying to improve my goldshi
> Incredible run, S long
> But no long skills or spurt
Maestrolet goldshi remains my ace I guess after running 500 different calculations. Wish you could just race the same uma against yourself.

At least I can put the other one on team trials to win 3600 tracks.

READY FOR ROUND TWO

sniffing Grass Wonder's big sweaty butt
sniffing Tazuna's large sweet smelling butt
>>538297889
snifffffffffffff

Sex with Maruzensky.

But yeah Sky has a built in slacker mechanic until you make her serious

>>538297946
speed

Just 7 more runs before I can start grinding for my aces

>>538297751
Have you considered training more power?
Getting more skills?
Training guts?
Working on your trainee's wit?

>>538298047
Needs a Festa somewhere in there.

>>538297913
say that again...

I'm saving for halloweenie Rice

>>538297601 (OP)
>reddit tachyon

TRUE ENDING

>>538298070
Does she get compensation like Taishin's scripted debuff?

>>538298070
I dealt with Super Creek's Practice Poor mechanic just fine so I think I'll be alright

>>538298189
but manhattan's flat cafes...

When I go on a drinking date with her I'll get her real drunk and find out for you guys if she is an uma or not.

Wish me luck.

>>538297913
I chuckled irl

>>538298134
have you considered dying, green bitch?

The dream is not just getting Seiun Sky, I also need Suzuka and Special Week and Taiki Shuttle and Curren and Smart Falcon for this to really be a big day. My gluttony knows no equal.

>>538298189
I'm saving my cum to release into Haru Urara

Uma porn is illegal in this thread.
The same thing with cropped Uma porn.
Please refrain from posting Uma porn.

>>538298258
Probably. Can’t read moonrunes

>>538298385
Good luck, hope you get them all in a single 10-pull

>>538298430
ok

>>538298349
Who let a cat out on the racetrack!?

will Hishiama and Seiun Sky banners overlap on the 17th?

I will believe in my luck and roll Seiun Sky during Hishi Amazon's rate up.

>>538298405
the horse or the anime girl

My favorite umas? Seiun Sky, Summer Maruzensky, and Christmas Oguri.

Digitan LOVE

>>538298634
>mfw I just cucked another double crown

>Log in
>exchange some shoes with the bros
>Daily Race x3
>Team Trial x1
>collect rewards
>Log out

>>538298508
This, but fuji kiseki. I have 20k carats I’m not gonna make it but i will be close

>he rolled for Smart Falcon
bricked
>he rolled for wedding Mayano
double bricked
>he's rolling for Seiun Sky
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZdJmXeod0RE

Oh nyooooo

>>538298512
the anime girl

>>538298479
thought those were carrots at first

Trainers have zero rights! Haha just kidding you have rights and should be treated with respect!

>>538298764
Nobody wants to cum in the horse Urara...

Huh when I put Sweep back in me deck suddenly I get significantly more sleep deprived -> night owls that take 4 infirmary visits to recover. Perhaps she's causing all these problems.

>>538298719
待って!

>>538298759
I will save for cafe even if she's a brick herself

DO NOT PULL UNLESS YOU HAVE ENOUGH CARATS TO HIT PITY
UNLESS THERE IS A GUARANTEED CHANCE TO GET SEIUN SKY YOU SHOULD JUST GIVE UP
ALSO PRESS REST THE SECOND THERE'S A 1% CHANCE TO FAIL IN ALL YOUR CAREERS

>>538298943
:(

>>538298943
You don't speak for me

>pulling for seiun sky
>still have to wait for kitasan, twin turbo, copano rickey, mejiro palmer

>>538298928
using condoms with uma is a sin according to the three goddesses

>>538297601 (OP)
>9/7 - 9/17: CM Gemini Cup - Kyoto 3200m, right, spring, sunny, firm
Fuck me, I don't have anyone ready

I just found this while searching for Cancer cup guides on youtube:
https://www.canva.com/design/DAGtOO4KsO4/Koz7xqxxQvpicG84ABIZXw/edit

Are these guides legit?

Fuji post-race paizuris

>>538298719
You may not like it, but Haru Urara has peak running style

>>538299239
Arm flailing optimized to prevent blockage.

>>538298928
>Posts fantasy
Post reality

>>538299119
die cat fag

>>538299003
mmmm uraraburuma

>>538299207
>reading all that shit
pass

friendly reminder:
Golshi game
Golshi franchise
Golshi world

>>538299212
Breast sweat

gemini cup should have been at least one week pushed back

>>538299432
just zoom in to the guide.

Sex? I'm hungry and all you want is to fuck me? Sorry Trainer but I now must kill and feast on your corpse no hard feelings.

CMs should be accelerated more so that nobody can build a perfect uma

>>538299432
reading only the lore section

>>538299207
The only guides you need are the ones made by seriru, who is a certified Taurus Platinum.

>>538299207
lots of text just to say "wait for witjap's video"

>>538299402
Bullying isn't cool, toreina.

>>538299432
>bloodlines
>lore
>irl winrate
Now this is advanced gaslighting.

Kissing Tachyon.

First 9* stamina
Bad pinks, but 4* ura with good affinity seems promising

>>538299207
>loves to mate
Sounds legit to me

>>538298250
koubi with teio at the isloated island

>>538299596
I got a bucket of chicken.
Wanna do it?

fuku...

>>538298634
>nuked from pixiv
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>538299738
>making taiki shuttle his lackey
ummm wtf bwos

You think this is funny? You said we were going to get ice creme. This is the pool! Hishi Miracle hates you all.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQAQbSCB-oA

>>538299738
>her alt later will have a tanuki inside her
Doto?

>>538299616
We should have a CM every day, actually
You just enter the best horse you have from your 3 daily borrows.

>>538300026
posting mandatory sad shit

>>538300079
holy shit stamina training is real

>>538299212
Fuji pre-race paizuris

>>538300006
Sir, that is against the community content guidelines.

>>538299568
I'm pretty sure I've seen that YouTube channel before. Dude made a 40 minute vid on what should be a 5 minute topic, as you do these days. He started talking about lore for some reason and I clicked out. Dislike video, don't recommend channel. Motherfucker zoomed in for me and I still won't read that shit.

>>538299738
>loves to mate
>likes small animals
Compared to hors humans are small :3

will rolling for Fuji brick my account? I heard she’s bad.

>>538300194
nyoooooo

>>538300273
Cafe looks like that?

>>538300315
>he is not in for the horse lore section (50% of the video duration btw)
metaCHUD

>>538300315
The guy likes irl horses and uses the platform to special interest out on his audience for a third of the video. I just skip that part, his advice is basically just regurgitating the doc though, so you're not missing much by skipping the whole thing.

>>538299207
Just wait for broked JP guy video he can deliver all needed information in like 10 minutes max without unnecessary bloat.

S-sometimes it's cool to read the lore, you know...?

>>538300194
Doto...

>>538300520
>cock 2.5x the height of her head and half the width of it
artists realize there is a point where it goes from hot to ridiculous right?

>>538300520
you drew my gut too small and dick too big

>>538300315
long videos watch time gives the most revenue, shorts as well
you know what videos are truly useful when they are longer than shorts but not long enough to get tons of ads

did you know that the reason why oguri eats so much is because of her being traumatized by her mom refusing to breastfeed her as a baby? i thought that was interesting

>>538300204
And it's funny.

>4 restricted training predebut
>managed to get charming 1 turn after debut
>lose 1 ~10% training
>get 2 ura finales procs total
>1000/800 before senior summer
>get stuck with single rainbows after summer
>stupid asshole decides to night owl right before tenno sho
This is as good as it's gonna get...

GODDAMMIT, IF ONLY SHE HAD S-RANK IN DISTANCE, IT WOULD HAVE BEEN WORTH IT

>absolutely dogshit run
>early apr senorita year
>nah surely the game won't troll me right n-
>spurt + long + right handed

>>538300703
dilf tag in all caps heh

>>538300810
Source?

>>538300970
every single time

how long till Seuin

>>538300703
I like when cocks are too big to fit but not veiny and gross and if there is stomach deformation it's even better

I'm ready to never train goldship ever again after this CM

>>538300194
this is not very umapyoi...

Why don't you do a randomized blind run?

*blocks your path*

when does the banner roll over? midnight UTC?

>>538301367
6 eastern

>>538301361
post build so i get depressed with my shitty cards

>>538301361
Nah, I'd win

>>538300006
https://files.catbox.moe/esm96x.png
https://files.catbox.moe/9p083x.png

>>538301513
It's a whale that joined my cm2 lobby
He somehow still lost to my golshi

>>538297751
sprint dif

>none of the horses im rolling for later on are front
should I even bother for seiun

oru oru oru yo

>>538300194
the other one with doto chasing after a train with taiki on it which disappears into the sky fucking broke me

>>538301668
shouldn't be too bad if you get decent rate ups at some point.

>>538301668
>not rolling for holidays oguri or summer maru

>>538301736
that was fast

>>538301607
i will never understand the appeal of ass stuff

>>538297751
>top beats bottom
hehehehe

I won't buy Seiun Sky
I won't buy Hishi Amazon
I won't buy El Condor Pasa and Grass Wonder
I won't buy Fuji Kiseki
I won't buy Gold city
I won't buy Special Week and Maruzensky
I won't buy Meisho Doto
I won't buy Eishin Flash
I won't buy Matikanefukukitaru
I won't buy Hishi Akebono
I won't buy Agnes Digital
I won't buy Rice Shower and Super Creek
I won't buy Kawakami Princess
I won't buy Manhattan Cafe
I won't buy Symboli Rudolf
I won't buy Tosen Jordan
I won't buy Mejiro Dober
I won't buy Oguri Cap and Biwa Hyahide
I won't buy Fine Motion

I will save funds for the misogynist microcock incel chud loli baba Tamamo Cross

>>538301736
it didnt even last 30 seconds

I don't get what is so great about Seuin Sky.
Her ult is just Red Shift except it's a LOT harder to activate. The only scenario where I could see Scheming being better is if it was a racecourse with more than one coroner in the late race.

Why is Sky the one getting hyped as the big meta definer when we already have Maruzenski?

Just save bros its that easy

>>538301736
post a catbox next time i missed it by seconds.

>>538301930
Neither did I

>>538301963
Because Maru is the one who is going to inherit that skill

>>538301963
>just be first lmao
>harder

>>538301963
Because it activates in the perfect spot on all but 3 of the tracks in the game.

>>538301668
Unless you like her and plan to use her as an ace, no

feels like I'm playing in JP again

>>538302058
spe...

>>538301736
>catbox link already posted
>posts full pic
You're a special kind of stupid, enjoy your vacation

I L<3VE MY WIFE NTR!
CYJEWS ACCELERATE FASTER
I WANT TO PULL MY WIFE
I GOT 80K SAVED FOR HER

>>538301793
i'm going to give my best in these first CMs because there will be a point where the meta in CM is dominated by recent horse banners like xmas oguri/smaru and i don't seek swiping or chasing the meta, will be rolling for my faves instead and try making them win

>>538302032
it was >>538300520

>>538301963
It isn't restricted to final corners only.

>>538299840
Teio sex...

is it true
https://x.com/oguricapuma1/status/1964409038893932902

>>538301963
Bwo I don't even care about the meta, I'm rolling for Seiun because she's literally me

>>538302228
Stop posting xitter links I'm never going to click them.

Scarlet gutsmaxxxer here. After putting her in team trials for a few days I can safely say it sucks. Regularly 5-8th place and on the lower end of scorers. It can consistently survive races but with no spurt at the end. If there were 10 mile marathon races it'd be great but as it stands she's as unusable as a wit maxer.

>>538298958
Sleep Tosho

>>538302356
Seiun' seiuns are NOT that big

>>538302289
It's a shitty comparison video showing irl Haru Urara, the game version and edited manga version of her being evil playing garbage trap music

/ ! \ ACHTUNG / ! \ ACHTUNG / ! \ ACHTUNG / ! \
NEW 90% GASLIGHT RATE VIDEO IS OUT
BE CAREFUL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jzLShQMEAPk
/ ! \ ACHTUNG / ! \ ACHTUNG / ! \ ACHTUNG / ! \

>>538298282
Slacker is significantlly worse than practice poor tbf. It doesn't really matter because Seiun Sky is exclusively a parent anyway.

how do you say seiun
psy-in?
i keep reading it as soo-in for some reason

This should not be legal
800 speed btw

>>538302589
dont care not clicking it or watching it
stick your yt and xitter shit up your ass

>>538302654
say-oon

>>538302316
If an uma isn't spurting it isn't "surviving".
If the game calculates enough or "close enough" juice to do a spurt then the uma will massively speed up and try to win, if it gasses out during this, the uma will start trotting at the end/near the end, but the uma still attempts it because maybe the other umas gas out earlier.
If the uma never has enough stamina to spurt, then it'll just pace the entire race without even trying to win. Only extreme staminalets actually "die" and fall all the way back to 9th.

>>538302589
No platinum title no watch
As simple as that

>>538302654
How are you reading Sei as Soo?

>>538302712
oon

>>538302589
of course this shitter is telling people to run 3 front and make every uma a front runner

>>538302589
shan't be rolling for her tbqh famiglia

>>538302654
I say it like the japanese do (just search for any recording on youtube)

Poking Pokke

>>538302654
Say un

I will be hosting the marvelous sunday sunday derby a bit earlier this marvelous sunday!

Get your best runners ready, in 40 minutes I will be hosting 10 races today!
No sprints today, everyone hates sprints, so we will be running FOUR mediums today because everyone is a free thinker!

>>538302654
Super Saiyan Sky

>>538302589
>he didn't mention 90% wr in the title
LMAO

>>538302875
un

>>538302661
Based Teio

>>538302589
>these are f2p decks
So when do we get these "f2p" decks?

>>538302773
dunno desu. i know that those letters dont make that sound but i keep reading it like that.

>>538302659
They should have just revamped the very early rng cards to be like Kitasan and give 1/3 hints with the chance being dependent on the linked stat.
As far as i'm aware they never make another Agemasen card like Spe or McDonald again right?

>>538302654
se-i-un su-ka-i

>>538302875
un

>>538302654
セイウンスカイ

>>538302589
ah yes the f2p mlb deck

>>538303010
Thank you Grass-sama the Daimyo of Japan

526897480186

Need more friends...and a club to join. Have a Gentildonna in the mean time.

Holy fuck I just realized the 5 I want will come together one after another, I will have to whale hard for this, so I will start saving money now lmao

>>538302061
I assume you mean Swimsuit Maru, in which case I guess that makes sense. Giving Swimsuit Maru, normal Maru's ult would still be better, but you'd have to take a huge hit to compatibility.

>>538302070
Yeah, being first is a lot harder than being 5th or better.

>>538302201
How many racecourses have more than 1 coroner after the start of the late race? Unless that's the case, then it can only activate on the final corner.

>>538302074
Like I said above, wouldn't Redshift activate at the exact same spot?

>>538302959
In a couple years

>>538303214
>Rolling for multiple alts

>>538302589
SEIUN FIRST
THE REST NOWHER

>>538303214
you only need 5 rolls

>>538303110
sent

>>538303248
>I assume you mean Swimsuit Maru
The reason people would roll for Seiun is to make her a parent of Summer Maru and with that have the most meta horse until Holidays Oguri comes out. Nobody wants to make Seiun an Ace.

>>538302589
EIGHT FRIGGIN LENGTHS LETSSS GOOOOOOO

PAKA TCHIUBU

>>538302589
I got Taurus Platinum and this guy didn’t, what makes him more qualified to give advice?

>>538303398
he's winning a random ass G1 bro I'm joining his membership to be an uma pro

>>538303365
he is only rolling for two, not multiple

>Classic year
>All rest have been Sleep deprived
Why I torture myself with this shitty game

>>538301607
Posting a bit more from this artist. This one used to be golshi

>>538303248
>How many racecourses have more than 1 coroner after the start of the late race?

The one Suzuka ran in 1998

Maybe I should give all my girls front runner debuffs

>>538302589
>9% winrate grifter

>>538302959
JP gives you full decks you can borrow and they are full of MLB SSRs.

>>538302589
>misusing meme
the meme format would mean seiun sky users would lose, you know
>gojo said he'd win the fight
>jobbed so hard, offscreen even
what's so hard to understand?

>>538301607
>>538303642
thanks

>>538303248
At least for the next two CMs. The combination of late-race + corner almost always guarantees it'll always proc when you are accelerating and need it.

Red shift on the other hand might not even proc late-race depending on the positioning of the final corner, as you can see from Tokyo 1600.

>>538303417
God please let this be real
If I can get her in 5 rolls I will be happy

>>538303642
KIRU-SAN TASUKETEEEE

>>538302589
>play with your oshis bwos!!
>team: seiun sky, maruzensky, christmas oguri
kek cant make this shit up

>>538302589
itsover

>>538303724
>Uma musume are quick to recognize lewdness

turning this shrine priestess into an anal priestess

I CAN'T DO THIS ANYMORE I WANT OFF THIS FUCKING RIDE JUST FUCKING GIVE ME LONG S AND FUCKING COOLDOWN AND BOFA IN THE RUN WHERE I GET BOTH SPEED AND STAMINA PAST 1000 STOP WITH THE CONSTANT MOOD DOWN MIGRAINE SPAM STOP FUCKING FAILING 2% CHECKS STOP FUCKING
>>538303642
FUCK IT I'M JERKING OFF TO MCQUEEN

>>538303720
bro no one read that piece of shit manga, they only followed the leaks on tiktok

>Seiun acceleration happens on the final corner
Ok so it's bad on half the courses. But how is it better than red shift/shooting for victory?
Winning 8 lengths was a common occurence in CM 1 if only one uma had acceleration.

>>538303926
whys she crying

How much longer until Seiun comes out?

>>538302931
it's down to 89% now...

>>538303838
>me with Fuji, King Halo, and Kawakami Princess

>>538303858
I'll upboat your comment bwo

>>538303985
You can't proc red shift/shooting as a front runner. Seiun sky is just red shift for front.

>>538304001
If she gets pregnant her career is over

Wtf why are they spoiling the story with the title of the episode???

Did Toei Animations make this shit?

>>538303776
I want this in Seiun and Suzuka flavors please.

>>538303926
>>538304001
>the pleasure of cumming inside

>double rainbow right before summer with level 3 facilities
>hmmm i should rest because they are still only level 3
>absolutely fuckass summer

>>538304092
but bwo, maru is literally a front runner how can she not proc her own unique

>>538304193
McQueen, this is my last splurt!

>>538303642
>>538303926
>>538304193

>>538303838
these ARE my favorites. trust me bro

>>538304156
>The Miko Never Returns

>/uma/ tells me there's no point running debuffers in Gemini
>test my umas in rooms
>everyone is running 1 or 2 debuffers
>my min stat req umas get stalked and killed by them
Thanks for lying to me /vg/

>>538302661
>>538302754
>>538302805
>>538302815
>>538303523
>>538303657
>>538303720
>>538303858
he got da figurine tho

Maru is better as pace btw, her last potential skill is really powerful

>>538303985
Her ult happens on any corner in late race which will almost always give value. Maru ult only happens on final corner or beyond, meaning it can give no value if the entire late race is in a straightaway or if the final corner is really deep into the late race like on Kyoto 3200

>>538303642
>>538303926
>>538304193
stop doxxing me dude

>>538303985
Reading comprehension nigga, the point is that it will always activate on the first corner of the final spurt as opposed to the final corner of the track.

If the final corner of the track starts before you start to spurt you will proc red shift/shooting but waste the buff like on Tokyo 1600

If the final corner of the track is too long after you start spurting like on Kyoto 3200 you will also waste the buff because you are already at max speed.

>>538304092
You can proc red shift as a front runner retardbro.
Shooting for victory I mentioned because it's another strong acceleration that activates on the final corner even if it's really only used for late/end closers

>>538304071
thanks bwo

>>538304092
I am glad I have my own Maruzensky to know better

TIME TO FUCKING LOCK IN

I've never doubted green woman

>>538304323
Isn't summer Maru just better Maru?

>>538303613
Something something 99% of gamblers

>>538304305
a lot of those are probably people recycling their debuffers from taurus because they couldn't build enough aces for gemini. debuffers are easy to make, aces aren't

>jobs debut race
>gets this
I'm keeping it for lulz

I want to breed with this kraut.

Deep Breaths max hint

>>538304092
>is_finalcorner==1
>&order<=5
>&order_rate<=50 (CM <= 5 | LoH <= 6)
Bro?

>>538302126
spechan is not for lewding!

i dont listen to anyone who presses wit over power in debut

>>538304305
>all my Goldships except the one who actually gets S long and good stats manage to get hints for trick (rear) and stamina eater
Damn, I really wanted those two skills.

>>538302959
These are MANT decks so 1st anni. If the only cards you focused on were kita and fine those will carry for 2 years and the rest of these are welfare cards/SRs. For speed fuku just get lucky on the new years free rolls lol

>>538304556
Yeah, I'm thinking of just building a debuffer just because I can't be bothered to try and build a third ace when I'm still trying to build my second

>>538304464
remember

>>538302589
YOU HEARD IT HERE FOLKS DO NOT INVEST IN SUMMER MARUZENSKY SINCE HER SSR CARD IS META WHEN IT'S RELEASED A YEAR FROM NOW

>>538304505
not entirely, she's better ONLY as a front runner thanks to her innate heal, and a few months later VBourbon comes out and cucks her out of the meta

My oshis? Seiun sky, summer maruzensky, and christmas Oguri.

Why are retards like allowed to have internet? >>538304092

>>538304619
Sorry, that kraut only breeds with the cow

>>538304464
This is bonding at a whole different level.

>>538303787
Oh, I see. I didn't consider courses where the final coroner would start before the late race. Tokyo 1600 will be a Sky dominated race for sure then.

>>538303326
>green woman decided to not show up before the first new year even at fucking orange bond
Wait that can happen? Shit. This god damn RNG game.

>>538304663
bro please the energy... also wit raises speed...

Woke up in pain knowing my umawife isn't here yet.

Me and my bro at the beach with her tanlines

>>538304663
I press speed, stam and wit if they have 2 umas (in that priority), power if it has 2.5 (2 + director) and guts only at 3 or more.
If none of these requirements are met and i'm not at good mood I'll recreation

>>538304873
hishiama bro...

>>538304663
>he presses power training
bricked

>>538304313
>I WAS WRONG
ya no shit yo uwere grifter mc grift grift
now end yourself

Now that CM2 is almost here, start farming for CM3

>hydrate and deep breaths and not even out of junior year
Fucking shitty as fuck game. Making me waste my fucking time with a bricked run. Fuck off.

>>538304753
you have been posting this for the umpteenth time now you are not funny

>>538304893
i love tranny chan

>>538304156
How unfortunate.

>>538304898
Based and same.
Gotta get those spd and stam levels early.

>>538304737
You're welcome to try your best in CM and enjoy that aspect of the game, but I shan't. I want to play the game and while I'm not going to be winning any CMs, atleast I get to enjoy variety in the careers and horses instead of this.

Who is your biggest uma slut?

>>538304619
sir, thats a nazi, not a polak
>>538304893
MY BRO!

>>538305075
There is no fucking way investing in 700 wit is worth it.

>>538304749(me)
forgot to mention, original Maru is still meta for mile and dirt in JP as a pace chaser, while her summer version is nowhere to be seen

>>538304898
its a misplay to press speed pre rainbow

>>538304619
She's mine.

>>538304732
>Even has a copyright mark
Kek!

>>538305253
for shorter distances, you need high wit for better positioning

Josh, last three borrows for CM2! Ikuyoooooo!

Everyone said the Cancer Cup would be more work than Gemini, but I don't see how. Preparing for Taurus was easy but trying to prepare for Gemini has just been a disaster every day.

>>538305075
>Recommending Firm Conditions

>>538305241
My bro still has a great growing chest!

>>538305253
It's definitely worth it. Running wit cards for short distances is the meta

>>538304305
> Higher stamina requirements than Medium distance
> Why would anyone use a debuffer?
Some people are just really dumb, they think not being able to have 2 gold debuffs is a deal breaker.

2 hours left.

>>538305253
the shorter the track gets, the higher power and wit requirements are, and once the guts change is implemented you'll see people running 300 stamina max

>>538305314
Explain

>Janny deleted the second and third image of mcqueen getting fucked, but left the first one up

???

>Horse girls academy
>Let donkey with a knife to walk around

>>538305380
You also use wit to decide your midrace velocity, so high wit might mean the difference being overtaken or doing the overtaking.

>>538305075
>Denounces gaslight
>Recommends Firm Conditions on a Good track
Oguri Cap will rape Seiun Sky, I don't need to roll for her when I have the GOAT

>>538305253
Uma is a wit game.

>>538305241
We all know why they've been getting bigger.

>>538305403
CM2 doesn't even start for a few days, anon-kun

>>538305613
Donkey makes for a better uma. Just look at all those big ear umas.

>>538305554
i thought it was 30 minutes?

>>538305403
My name is not Josh.

Are blue recoveries that trigger early race just bad in general?

>>538305606
Spamming is against the rules.

>>538305746
Banners/events always start at 6PM EST

>>538305314
>facility level doesn't matter actually
lmao try your psy-op somewhere else.

>>538305075
> 750 stamina / x* guts for a track that has hidden 5% speed bonuses for multiples of 300 sta/guts
> 700 wit
Lmao

>>538305605
youll end up with a powerlet horse and overcompensate low stam by pressing stam more. if you dumped wit to 300 you could press pow 10 times on avg.

>>538305721
Those are some big ears alright. Yep, big ears.

>>538305434
long CM/LOH never stop being miserable to prepare for, on the other hand cancer cup will be way more RNG dependent due to everyone going with high wit

>>538299738
the tanuki is because a wild one hung out in his stable for a winter

>>538305075
I can't wait for people to actually follow this and end up with bricked aces.

>night owl before debut race during ace training
>end career

>>538305928
Realistically uma legs, calves, thighs and glutes would be so powerful this ass would be nothing special in the uma world.

>>538305828
Yeah, which is why cooldown is a gaslight

>>538305075
So this is the true gaslight....

AAAAAAIIIIEEEEEEEE ITS BREEDING SEASON SHES GONNA BREAK MY HIPS

>>538305854
bro............not like this......

>>538305828
yes, El Condor Pasa has one and it's a waste of materials

anyone else soft drop the game but still like the umas?

>>538305993
Yeah I'm just gonna take my participation prizes for this one. Maybe if I group B I can get something out of the final.

>>538304834
She can join us if she wants.
>>538305371
No she's mine.

>dating tazuna predebut
this is the run...

Breeding the donkeys

>>538302962
what's your native language?

Do you think the French eat them? The umas?

shes proposing to me bros...

>>538305996
>if you show up at doto's house in winter she'll just let you stay there

Man, parent farming with Creek is such a miserable experience
At least with other umas like Scarlet or the latinx I can just turn my brain off and breeze through their career. Creek on the other hand
Doesn't have any velo/accel skills so I have to 100% rely on hint RNG for something good
No speed growth so can't even do a frontarded strat with her
Forced to do pace so get blocked in 80% of optional races
Recovery special which is useless since she'll have far more stamina than needed anyway
I'm two career runs in and I'm hating every single second of it

>>538306001
pretty dapper

>>538306220
she belongs to germans/austrians/swiss folk

>>538305828
Generally yes. Early whites have less chance of "being wasted" than early golds though, simply because the time required them for them to not do a half assed heal is less.

I wanna race in the CM right NOW!!!

>>538306020
>this ass would be nothing special in the uma world.
Correct, however I am not an uma, so that doesn't apply to me.

Matikanefukukitaru, yoroshiku.

What are they talking about?

>>538305924
No you couldn't retard. Power costs energy while wit is a "free" turn. There is no equivalent between power and wit in terms of training because one costs energy and one gives energy.
Power IS in the same spot as wit though, in that you press it in summer, 3 umas on power even once or twice is a really strong boost to the stat because of the max facility level in the same way 2 umas on wit while you're essentially mulliganing the turn to hope for a 2+ rainbow on stam or speed is a good call.

All of that aside, power is also a really flakey stat in general because so many of it's boosts are linked to specific trainee events.

>>538306001
Imagine she getting rape by the fish

>>538306794
sea bream

>>538306807
wit is not a free turn it eats up a rest turn moron i always end up 300 300 300 on hopeful and never lose unlike your witarded way of playing and pressing only rainbows and ending up capping speed too early with sub 600 pow

>>538297601 (OP)
Anons, is the free event uma worth it? I'm on a tight schedule

>>538306959
b-but you get 5 energy and avoid the 2% chance of getting night owl!

>>538307078
Its a budget fine motion

>meeting expectations triggers junior year
>get cooldown anyway
oh ok then

>Trying to make a better Ace
>Can't even get 1000/1000 spd/stam consistently.

>noo trainer I drank coffee
>mood down
>...
>noo trainer I drank coffee again
>mood down
Can you just stop drinking whatever you find on the table

why do they have dragon eyes

>>538307078
>free event uma
You mean the dober card? It is pretty bad.

>>538307150
That's what they said about Nice Nature.

>>538306181
>>538306459

>>538307182
My 1000 speed 1000 stam horses lose in all the CM rooms anyway so what does it matter

why are horses so sexo

>>538307193
Nothing personnel kid

>>538306220
Don't fall for her tricks.

>>538305828
The only exception is summer Maru I think. Her ult trigger after activating a recovery so she can trigger it asap if she got an early heal but it's still a niche case and probably suboptimal.

>>538302589
I like how he coped about his team having Maru and justified it with "you need two front runners" and completely ignored the fact that he also had xmas oguri who isn't front. Real gaslighting hours.

>>538306524
You definitely do have to play her differently compared to ezmode dasca and el. But she does have some strengths - her combination of recovery ult and pot5 maestro means you can consistently win tenno spring and kikuka sho for the triple crowns, without having to gamble on the super creek card giving it to you. It also means you can afford to force speed and leave stam at ~400 for classic year for example.

>>538307217
The budget market is big.

>>538306524
> the latinx

bro please just say “latina”. Hispanics themselves don’t even like that “x” shit, nobody likes it.

But yeah sorry about your creek runs

>>538307209
yeah, the free dober

>>538307209
Y’all told me it was worth MLB yesterday. I guess it’s a cope option fir the run a bunch of races scenario

>>538306959
wit is a free turn in that it does not lose you the opportunity to train the next turn, unlike every other type of training.
You're at 60 energy. You hit power. Now next turn even if you get a bunch of umas on speed or stam you're at risk of failing training. If you hit wit you now get to do that training risk free.
>with sub 600 pow
Only a problem for people without Kita or King Halo, especially not a problem for people with both.
I've literally never finished a run with sub 600 power once I started running 4/2. Even sub 750 is pretty unusual and only when the power events don't come up.

HARIKITE IKOU

>>538306220
reverse paizuri while she rims my asshole and you watch

>>538307330
t. Latinxo

>>538307330
>Hispanics themselves don’t even like that “x” shit
All the more reason to use it 2bdesu.

you press power because if you pressed wit early youre wasting wit presses on turn skips late game to fish for actual rainbows. learn to actually play its simple maths. power lets you utilize training effectiveness. think in terms of the range of stats you can get across the entire run. also that +100 stam + 100 pow gained from the start when gaining friendship bonus matters.

>>538306329
english
it's just me being dumb.

>>538307280
mixing anime girls with animals is always sexo

when do we get a career mode without the stupid fucking reporter woman

>>538307078
Dober is pretty good, obviously it doesn't compare to a fully uncapped SR but anyone telling you it's bad is retarded

>>538307330
I'm hispanic
I give him the hard X pass

>>538307330
>nobody likes it.
that's the joke, latinx faggitor

Oguri, Spe and Creek rip the most ass by a mile. Do with that information what you will.

I still don't have Ace for CM2

>>538307330
Pipe down latinx bro, it is just words they can't hurt you

>>538307295
It's too late anon, I'm already getting on the plane to Germany.

>>538307616
Rip ass ON a mile, you mean, right? Like they're moving very fast on mile courses. Right? Right?

the day this midget becomes playable I will rape her like no tomorrow

I take any sub-10% failure rate training and if it fails I quite the run.

>no motivation to compete any more after winning taurus plat
>willing to settle for good enough, less-than-perfect horses to prioritise other objectives like the next cup
so this is what comfy feels like...

>>538307197
Power... or so I would say if Gentildonna wasn't the true powerhouse. I assume some sort of dragon blood?

I'm not a whore but I very much would like a secure future with Satono Diamon
>why not mejiro
I do not want to be passed around like a toy until my balls break

Donkeys have accomplished more in human history than horses ever have.
The silk road? Entirely facilitated by donkeys.
The pyramids? Supplies transported by donkeys.
What did Jesus ride into Jerusalem? A donkey.

latinx assemble

>>538307268
There's no time bros, I didn't buy any and now she locked the door I'm gonna

>>538304627
this artist is good

>>538307905
Satono is for Kitasan.

Stupid ass fuck retard tachyon jobs in ura finals, not that it matter anyway the run was already bricked. Fucking idiot, Glue.

Alright I'm dedicating my gemini runs solely to griefing gold ship fags

All I ever feel when playing uma is anger

>>538307773
I'm not sure you understand who will be doing the raping with an uma like Stego, anon.

Sie ist gefährlich...

>>538308078
weird, because Kitasan is for me

>>538304627
>>538308025
Those are fillies...

>>538308147
4YOU

>>538308078
weird, because Kitasan is for >>538308150

>>538308078
I graciously accept the Kitasan family name

me with male horses with 4 wins

i'm gonna roll for seiun sky regardless because i roll for every uma but let me make sure i'm getting this right, she is meta because her ultimate needs to be passed down to other front runners specifically summer maruzensky?

>>538308082
>yet another anon gets charmed by the tachy

>>538308147
Do you think she starts speaking german in bed?

>>538308001
another trainer raped by her trainee

>>538308187
OUT OF TEN

>>538308247
>i roll for every uma
What's the damage so far? Be honest.

>>538308082
Mine jobbed the Hopeless Stakes placing 10th this run. I haven't lost a single URA with her however, but that is due to my cards being retard proof.

>>538308296
sure hope not. i wanna hear her dirty jap talk with the german accent instead, alot funnier

>>538308247
Her ultimate needs to be passed down to every front runner until the end of time

>>538308404
This was the first URA I lost with her

>>538308296
I really don't want to hear the attack on titan opening when we're having sex

>>538308132
>142cm

>>538308296
That would make two

Don't you hate it when you actually do hit Long S in the first inspiration and actually have to try and make the career work?

>>538308082
You are just a bad Torena

>It's another Kitasan disappears after senior summer
I can't take this anymore

>>538308338
sub $1k i think
i have every uma except for oguri cap for some reason.

>>538308089
that's mean
why do you hate my wife so much bro?

>>538308513
I've noticed that if I hit speed level 5 before senior year, kitasan goes on an extended vacation

>>538308434
cool, thanks!

>>538308463
One failed experiment is just a matter of progress. It's time to boot up the lab and go for another one. I'm ignoring CM and parent stuff and just farming with Tachyon since I want the title for her.

>>538308520
Not bad.

>>538307459
>>538307540
>>538307696

>I’ll use the invented woke word that protects trans and gender fluid rights
>that’ll piss em off :^)

I don’t get it, but you guys know better than me

Imagine a world where Trainers can physically avoid rape from their umas what a wonderful world would that be

>>538308610
It kind of feels like you have a limited number of rainbows and if you exhaust them on shitty ones then you don't get them anymore. Maybe that's the real reason behind wits stalling?

>>538308610
Yeah holy shit that might be the most annoying thing in the game. Be on track for a perfect run and just zero fucking rainbows on speed at the landing. I was once running 4/2 all max friendship and didn't get a single uma on speed for 10 consecutive turns.

>>538308734
All you have to do is say "I consent" and there will be no rape

cygames why you give me sparks like this on the shittiest runs I've ever seen....

>>538308468
thats barely german

>>538308694
also MLB creek and kitasan. but yeah. it might be a little over 1k now that i think about it but definitely not much more than that.
i try not to think about it.

>>538308826
Bwo why are you still building parents CM starts in less than 2 hours.

>Give her end closer savvy
>Stops getting blocked

>>538308826
>complaining (bragging) about 3 speed 2 long 2 spurt
EXPLODE
also post ID

>>538308826
Why are you complaining you stupid little shit? People have been farming for weeks for less.

>>538308919
what the fuck is a cm?

>>538308919
No it doesn't.

>knocked out of promotion
I guess it's time to upgrade my umas

have sex

>>538308919
that was an ace run.................

>>538308483
'this is one one' I mutter as my golshi gets no speed rainbows next summer

>>538308725
>you know better than me
Obviously duh
I'm white, and you are brown, you should listen to me every time

>>538308415
If it's anything like Taiki it would make me want to cut her tongue out so I don't have to listen to it.
>>538308475
That's not fair anon...

>>538308919
i didnt even build an uma for the last cm til like the 2nd or 3rd day and i was 1 boxed in away from winning it all. not that hard. it is just an RNG luck game after all

>>538301963
Red Shift only activates on the final corner
Angling is any late corner which is more consistent
Summer Maruzensky becomes the frontrunner queen because her ult is Anchors Aweigh for front runners. SHe will almost always be first and enjoy the speed carryover into the acceleration.

Daiwa beat my high score. She is #1.
Her first run after unlocking race planner and giving her a serious try.

>>538308725
>he is STILL talking about it
>he is STILL reddit spacing
I mean, it clearly works, latinx'er

>>538307295
my paizuri slave

>>538309036
with Suzuka

>>538309089
>i didnt even build an uma for the last cm
>i lost
>not that hard.
naruhodo

>>538308147
>"Today too, you were actually looking at another girl for 28 seconds.
That means, in terms of time, 5 minutes and 42 seconds in a month.
In a year, that adds up to 1 hour, 34 minutes, and 12 seconds.
In other words… you’ve been cheating on me with other girls for 114 days. Isn’t that right? Or am I wrong?
Looking away from me once, twice, and now even three times… You keep searching for other girls.
That kind of behavior is called shamelessness, you know.
But if you don’t have any guilty thoughts, then you should be able to look straight at my face and talk to me, right?
>But it’s okay, don’t worry.
I would never abandon you, Trainer.
As long as I take proper care of you,
those bad habits will be completely cured
>Such a hopeless Trainer… it’s time for your training
never saw this image tl guess it's a pain in the ass to edit it

>>538309052
I just night owled immediately before summer training into double mood down into infirmary not curing night owl after summer training. RIP another run. RIP another borrow.

Despite her ubiquity as a support card, Kitasan barely gets talked about

Finally got my first 3* Stamina spark, 400 hours in.

Cuuute

HEEEELLLLOOOOOO EVERYONE
YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS? THATS RIGHT ITS TIME FOR THE MARVELOUS SUNDAY SUNDAY DERBY

10 action packed races are waiting for us today, deviating from the usual formula we will not run sprints today but an additional medium in its stead, one in marvelous sunshine, the other in rainy conditions!

Our first set of races will have the moods fixed to great, the second set will be random.

PLEASE - ONLY - REGISTER - A - SINGLE - UMA
We still have giga-dorks that can't read and register 3 Umas. Keep in mind, registering 2 or more Umas will disqualify you and will lead to everyone calling you a dork.

Now that all the technicals are out of the way, I'll be hosting the first race of today in a second!

>>538309076
>so I don't have to listen to it.
prrrrrrrrretty much, and I say this as a german, that prefers talking to mutts or ""brits""

>>538301793
oguri is frontrunner? what the fuck, why is the meta frontrunner? Its the most boring playstyle

Anyone has a good debuffer parent theyre sharing? Or know of an id with one?

Which one do you think needs more working on?

Golshi
>No spurt
>Slightly more stam/guts/wit would be good

Late Narita
>No turf S
>Outer Swell doesn't really proc that often so its a waste of poitns
>Slightly more stam would be good

>>538309089
Last CM was easy to build for tho since everyone has Medium aces. Not as many people have long aces

>>538309334
Give me her 3, then I'll talk about her

>>538307416
power simply consumes less energy and help you reach stam thresholds while also guarantees you win debut and hopeful. when kitasan, bniko peg, creek lands on it with their flat pow and 15% training you gain significant stats while gaining good friendship gauge while letting the main facilities stay cheap to press.

wit does not do anything to help the uma and should only be pressed to fish rainbows post maxed friendship above 60 energy you press rest otherwise. you should even press extra training to trade energy to stats and get akikawa green and maxed later in ura. anyways im just sharing how i get an edge over the noobs. im just pragmatic person and this is quite obviously the most efficient play for 4 speed 2 stam.

>>538308734
Scarlet...

>>538309334
>barely
She gets talked about constantly for an unreleased uma when there's a 100 of em.

>>538309237
well i lost to luck yeah. it's a luck game after all. maybe i'll get lucky this time around.

>>538309129
The Daiwa in question

>>538309514
can't relate
>using 4 SSR's btw
mcqueer gave me deep breaths earlier if it makes you feel better

>>538309427
Just bring a 9* stam with 8* URA, so you can survive the career. And gamble skills from hints.

>>538309514
I thought I was going full schizo when her event started but never fucking finished
It was that run I learned chain events have no obligation to end on time in your career

annnnnnnnnnnnnd this run is bricked

>>538309334
Kitasan is in the top 5 most popular umas ever bro, te real horse is also that popular

>>538309536
3-star
4chan filtered out my unicode star :(

>>538309350
The first of the day is the Marvelous Mile #1 - 5280 foot lengths of Tokyos finest turf await us today.

Registration is now open at
>28987391
I repeat the ROOM MATCH is now open at
>28987391

>>538309579
LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

>>538309334
The anime definitely ruined her for some people. Me included.

>>538309675
just spend some turns pumping stam
it goes away pretty quick on its own