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>Me after this pickle eating crippled bitch fails a sub 20% failure training exercise for the fifth time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPyQBq2a9IQ
>can't say honse in game
you fuckers lied to me
> Win 30 races in one career
Any uma recommendations for this? I assume the trick is to just take as many easy races as possible? Maybe all sprints so you can get away with only training speed and doing races?
>>531044425You can't use slurs in this game, especially honse related slurs.
>>531044425What you gonna do about it?
>>531044470BAKUSHIN! Probably the only viable horse for this. Others will lose at least once.
Urara is going to die soon...
>>531044365I didn't feel like figuring out how to connect my IOS account to my Steam account
>some guy on my friend list has a +50 speed Bakushin
Woah, so this is the true power of O?
You can easily beat URA with a garbage deck and one friend to borrow stuff from. If you are failing to beat the campaign regularly or getting below B, you are training incorrectly.
>>531044540landscape fags will never see this
Do not fall for uma propaganda fall for your fellow trainers instead.
Wasnโt a huge fan before but McQueen continues to grow on me sheโs just too damn cute and charming
4K Live for global when...
The gentle courtesan of Tracen Academy...
>>531044538They're going to euthanize her at peak global popularity to cash in on the donations.
Why are there Umas posing as humans...? That's kind of scary...
I'm playing King Halo Career
what the FUCK is her mom problem
>>531044647Someone bout to be shanked.
holy fuck she actually did it, this bum actually won this time, probably the most intense campaign from the umas i have because she kept losing 2 long G2 races
>>531044719>King HaloHer mother was right. You're about to find out.
>>531044702I just learned recently this toggle improves how my lives look even though I'm not using 4K.
Are they really gonna give global ALL the IRL live concert costumes?
>>531044647>uma propagandayet this is ningen propaganda post
>Gold Ship triggers her restricted training on race days twice
Get fucked dumb hors
>pace chaser comfortably leads 1st for almost the whole race
What causes this behavior?
Didn't even win because I got assasinated by Rice Shower.
>>531044647I'm so glad to be marrying my human wife. All my uma platonic friends are here too!
The joke is that she eats a lot
Funniest shit I've seen in my entire life
>>531044829Why wouldn't they?
>>531044869Maybe nobody was a front runner?
>>531044647sorry ningen
nothing beats a well trained horse pussy stamina
>>531044869Higher stats than other pace chasers or front runner and skills
Is it rape if an uma doesn't disclose they're an uma before sexing?
>>531044612bro your spe???
>need 25 more stars for 3 Star Agnes Tachyon
>dont have any pulls to use and need 100 totems to trade in for the 25 stars
I just want the labcoat dork
>>531044797How many extra longs did you run? My last run ended up as medium.
>>531044647Aoi is nice but if I have to pick a human then Chairman Akikawa is the obvious choice
>>531045034i actually had them counted
>6 medium 7 longhad to do like 2 or 3 extra long races and maaaaybe 1 medium despite winning the maiden race, lack of fans from supports
>>531044647Yes I will date my ningen colleauge who does ningen things like eating hats and wearing tight skirts
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Friends, please rescue my run. Does this Arima Kinen race happen before or after the Christmas unique skill event? Basically, do I need to run an extra race before the Arima Kinen to get to 120k fans, or can I get the fans from the Arima Kinen?
I need to roll better supports (cope stage)
How do you get unique skill stars?
>mfw wanted global to release so artists start drawing porn
>it's all just futa goldship
I got monkey paw'd too hard holy shit
will I get lynched by the yakuza if I do this
>>531045072can they still eat this much during pregnancy?
Would Rice marry her trainer if he asked her nicely?
New to the game here, is the way you play on mobile different from the steam version ? I've seen some mechanics like lead contest doesn't appear on mobile.
>>531045193>>531044612>>531045197uma has to be 3*, after that its RNG
>>531045268Yes, but the race itself is on that day. I need to know whether the race or the event happens first on the day.
>>531045158for golshi the christmas event happened before so i'm guessing you'll have to get the fans to 120k before you run the arima kinen
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>>531045098I guess I'll try the same. Thanks, Goldshi seems like my best shot at long URA. Can you post your stats and cards too?
I've seen a lot of post of people having a fuckton of fans, do they actually do anything?
>>531045295I don't have an ssr power card
>>531045267for some reason i just can`t imagine oguri as a mother
Frontsissies live in fear.
>>531045281The game runs on Cygame servers and the simulation is exactly the same. The client is only to show visuals or get special inputs (e.g. crane minigame).
>>531045325Okay thanks, I'll stick her on a race. Time to get my sparks...
i like it when you train scarlet on the treadmill and then she goes >:]
>>531045393monthly club rankings
>>531045393the club autism has begun
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WHAT'S MY NAME?
>>531045393Guild rankings are fan based, and give rewards each month
>>531045431I am sure her mum, will explain her the basics of motherhood in terms she understand. Besides Oguri is a kind uma, despite her tisms.
>>531045454Is this end, late or pace?
Is there legend races coming up for agnes or top gun? I want their skins
>>531045295>>531045402I don't even have an sr power card lol
>>531045206yeah its pretty bleak honestly guess i'll go back to eastern artists...
>>531045454Math is for chasers
Just bakushin and run fast
>>531045595yes that's mine
>>531045632Is she doing that Titanfall 2 phasing takedown animation?
I don't understand Goldships billions of yen loss controversy. The horse just sperged out in the beginning, why do people assume it was gonna win the race 100% if it didn't spreg out? Are horse races that lopsided? When I first heard people talking about it I thought Goldship was way in the lead at the end of the race and just refused to keep running or something.
>>531045382sure, but keep in mind i got lucky following a whale with MLB twin turbo, i tried to follow this anon
>>531000108 guide and here are his card suggestions
>>531001000 but since i have only R power cards and none of my friends had even an SR power i went with the whale option and only focused on speed and wit, but i did friendmaxxed early into the campaign, you can of course replace the cards with something better, and if you actually can balance her stats, that may make her more strong for both medium and late, with that said, good luck! hope you finish the long ura soon
>>531045467good luck to you too! hope you get 3* sparks
I'm a newfag and I might be retarded, I've done like 20 campaigns with Bourbon and I haven't made it to the finals yet.
I either lose at the Tenno Sho (Spring) because I didn't train enough stamina, or at the Arima Kinen because I have too much/just enough stamina but not nearly enough speed. Any tips? I'm using 3spd, 2sta, 1wit supports.
>come in 7th
>redo
>come in first
why
>>531045724Previous track records were great. Golshi looked like he was on top form for another win before sperging out.
>>531045812RNG do be the do
https://exhentai.org/g/3437679/f1ab4b2ce2/
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When can we pull Happy Meek?
>>531045724Horse racing is all bullshit
Newfag here, what;s the best choice to use the headstart voucher on?
Spe-chan is a good girl...
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>racing against your daughter for a trophy
>>531045931Me on the right
>>531045724i don't know the exact timeline but it just sounds like goldship was an extremely good horse but the actual horse never bothered to use his potential, in this case people underestimated the horse nature and went all in in hopes they'll get an easy payout
it's like when you bet on, let's say PSG to beat Botafogo and Botafogo wins, it's something no one expected but it just happened
>>531045724I don't know if he was the favourite but the horse was basically on a roll at the time with several G1 wins under his belt so he was a likely pick for winner.
To lose it all on such an unexpected and weird error was crazy, veteran horses just don't goof up like that, they even did an investigation into the gate because something had to be wrong but no, it was just Gold Ship.
>>531045928Whoever make your pp hard.
I got mcqueen from the random ticket, and now I don't know who to chose with the selector...
I liked Teio in the anime, but also rice shower. And Taiki Shuttle is a good dirt runner, but does it matter
>>531045724People assume he sperged out on purpose.
>>531045775>I'm using 3spd, 2sta, 1wit supports.Don't.
All of you races are medium, so go with 4 spd and 2 sta cards, ideally one of which is super creek, aim for this stamina.
Regarding training, do the training with the most non orange bar horses.
Or read https://docs.google.com/document/d/11X2P7pLuh-k9E7PhRiD20nDX22rNWtCpC1S4IMx_8pQ/preview?tab=t.0
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What's the meta pick?
>>531045724Oh and it was only that high because japs are all fucking retards and bet only on the favorite. You can make good money betting on jap races because the odds are always great on other horses
>>531046001Mid-race because if it procs too early you waste it.
>>531045928if you have completition autism hold onto it until you get most of them or until there's one left
if you have an specific taste just get whoever you want
if you want meta i think silence suzuka, oguri cap and maybe rudolf, not sure about the last, are probably the top 3 right now
>>531046001mid-race seems more useful, why would you need stamina regen when you're at max stamina/HP already
japs truly have mental sickness that the claw game has obscene rng. Would have had EIGHT dolls yet all but one actually stayed once the claw moved
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is Tachyon a good hors?
>>531046120good for my penis
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anyone have a list of all fixed events in URA finale scenario?
>>531046001>>531046054>>531046086nta but i assumed it was reducing stamina consumption. I really wish there was detailed ingame stats/effects about skills
>>531046105Just raise your Wit bro.
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What
>>531045972lol can you even imagine being that guy betting on gold ship? so mad they would want to sashimi the horse
its like the stupidest way to lose money ever
>>531046176 The wording can be confusing, but they all do the same thing: recover HP.
>>531046190Holy shit these fucks are retarded
>>531046191I've been watching lots of keiba as well as my local races since release and so far I'm convinced that it's just mostly luck, no amount of knowledge can give you good success rates on betting, it's just too random unless it's rigged and you're in on it I guess.
The rates are so good that people try anyways.
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Do gold sparks mean something different during inspiration?
They are usually silver...
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>>531046120>>531046157>win by 10 horselenght last race>lost hard on the last race 2 days later and has to finish carearnvm shit hors
>>531045632What the fuck, that's cool
>>531046338>The rates are so good that people try anyways.the odds*
You just betted your life savings into a horse race betting on the favorite horse but then the horse just stays in the gate doing nothing WWYD?
>>531046190damn... should've waited...
> game recommends a race
> look inside
> B aptitudes
Fucking assholes
>>531046339yeah, you get more stuff
>>531046183how to force this event?
>>531046338At the end of the day you can't predict what an animal is going to do
>>531046379Probably get divorced and start living under a bridge in Tokyo.
>>531045632>backflips, triple jump, barrel roll, drink some tea>5th placewhy are they like this
>10 billion layers of rng
what the fuck, when will I have an optimal horse?
>>531046080Silence suzuka seems like the best choice but she looks kinda bland. Kinda like ogura cap from all the screenshots of her eating so kinda torn between the two.
>>531044540What's wrong with being a virgin trainer?
>>531046373Leonard has super high speed and super high guts with low everything else
>>531045207they dun lynch ppl, they sink you into tokyo bay..
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I FUCKING DID THIS JUST NOW
WHY DIDNT IT WORK
GAME IS BUGGED FUCKING SHITTT
>>531046498After 4 years of QoL
>>531046558Were they actually supports you brought? Story npcs don't count.
>>531046426If by cool you mean dork then yes
>>531046338maybe this is part of the reason why horse gambling is not as popular anymore
animals is way too unpredictable
>>531046558did you get the rainbows tho?
You're getting promoted to class 4 right?
LEGALIZE RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN TRAINERS AND UMAS
SEX WITH TRAINER
TRAINERSEX
TORESEX
>>531046558you probably trained with director or her goons instead of your cards...
>>531046537Tastes better then they're not corrupted by filthy ningen women
>>531046598fuck
i dont know
so just cards?
>>531046527i'm not sure if new players get it too but there's a 7 day event that grants you a 3* uma if you finish it, the week 2 version gives an SSR ticket, what i'm getting at is that if you can wait, you can clear that one, roll, and if you get suzuka or oguri, you can just select the other
>>531046558reporter and director don't count towards it sadly, you need 5 of your support cards
>>531046558Supports (Aikawa, the scooper lady) don't count.
>>531046537It means once you get a taste of horse pussy, you will never be able to back to human women again.
>there are invisible stat checks on every race course that give you bonus speed (not the stat)
>>531046558Imagine Kitasan rerollers have to deal with this shit again
>>531046498I just waiting for Kitasan banner and brick myself by going all in at 22k carats
>>531045694Nobody remembers or even knows about titanfall these days
God I'm old
>>531046608no
>>531046638fucking shit
literally impossible
>>531046651just cards nyes
>follow the advice saying i should be using the button as my guide and not the actual claw during the minigame
>
Well okay, it actually works
>>531046671>You have to actually research the race track to learn its tricksThis game involves too much reading and isnt for the mindless casual players
>>531046630Umamusume do not deserve human parters (pic related)
why irl woman look so ugly compare to the uma
even peak model can't compare
>>531045931the anime fucking lied to me
i thought spe was a generic blob of genki moe
not this
what the fuck
when do we get horses that wears string bikinis
>>531046572I like how the trainer goes, "I can't lose now!" before doing this
>>531046612no because I got affected by the week 1 bug
>>531046773I just follow what CCs tell me.
>>531046763wait there are people that actually struggle with the clawmachine?
lol
lmao
may i even say
roflcopter
wit issue
>>531046638Is it actually worth targeting the director/journalist for friendship?
I don't know the exact word for this but do the random character traits not proc frequently? I played 3 careers with goldship and she almost never restricts training options. One time I am pretty sure she didn't even restrict training once in an entire career, if that's not possible she might have restricted training on a day I was gonna race anyway so I forgot about it. The other 2 she restricted training once or maybe twice at most.
Did I just get lucky runs or is the training restriction way less frequent than people made it out to be? I know it would be unbalanced andd probably even unfun for some people if she refuses to train once every 10 days or so but I think it's interesting to have weird horses that give you an extra challenge, it makes runs not feel to samey most of the time.
>2nd place in URA finale
>clock
>17th
>clock
>18th
>out of clock chances
WHAT THE FUCK
>>531046449when they were posing for the camera, the other umas were speeding down the straight..
>>531046816Who would've thought that Spe is actually Special Chud?
>>531046640>>531046654Relationship between a trainer and an uma musume that are enrolled in Tracen aren't allowed
I think
I want to have sex with this horse
>>531046816Special Week? More like special chud
>>531046851from what i've read you need to increase the director friendship to upgrade the uma's skill level during special days, not sure what increasing it for the journalist does, she just gives extra of the stat you're training for me
>>531046558You are simply a lucklet. It's the game's way of saving you from playing an RNG gacha game.
>>531046652I'm almost done with that so I'd probably wait. Thanks anon.
>>531045095But Chairman Aikawa isn't human? She's an um-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK
>>531046963if only shes like this in the anime...
How fast are the banners in global? When is my umadol wife coming?
>>531046987hope you get someone you want, i want to be as neutral as possible but i got suzuka from there and she's pretty fun too use, but you get bakushin for free so they don't change a lot other than her being for medium races
>>531046953You won't be allowed to even look at other girls once you do.
Is this acceptable to you?
>>531047102I wish Daiwa was like this
>>531045632https://www.youtube.com/shorts/hOCOYWGYxjs
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/MeSZaC7lTnU
Cool ones? I like Durament and Cessario
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/1L9w7ZbWDVI
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/iKsV7XFLQ34
Cute ones? Top Gun Halloween and Manhattan Catfe obviously. I don't know why but for most of them they always fuck the transition to the character in the end
>>531046763Maybe I'm just a reactionlet but the timing on steam and on a phone are different. The first time I switched to steam I couldn't get any plushies even though I was hitting it dead center on phone and now that I'm used to steam, I can't pull anything when I'm on my phone.
>>531045996Maybe I'm misunderstanding, does the image imply that I need at least 1080-400=680 stamina AND 2 gold recovery skills? It doesn't seem feasable to get that in my runs, unless I ONLY train stamina and nothing else. Also it's a luxury if I even get a single gold recovery skill.
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Sorry Satono
I'm already hooked with Super Creek
It wasn't my choice....
Maybe it's because it was just after I woke up when I did this run, but I felt like a complete retard doing it. How do you even hit the power benchmarks when you're supposed to use only speed and stamina cards? 9* Inheritance will only give like 130 or so stat points, and you either train speed and get barely any power or train power and end up like pic related. Not to mention the other stats - I should probably stop spamming G1 races when she only started winning them at the very end, but I needed these fans to upgrade her skill, and the overall stats are still like 2/3 of the necessary total amount, so I doubt these 15 training turns would change anything.
>>531046851They give free board wide stat boosts if you're not a jobber who can't finish URA
>>531046963>Loves mating with Mejiro Dober>But lots of people loved mating with Mejiro DoberEven horsepussy has tierlists and it looks like this one's on S tier.
>>531046373made for sprint long medium/mile in order
Bros what should I do with the Goddess Statues?
Do you save them to upgrade 3* umas or you prefer using them to turn 1*/2* into 3*s?
I want to play with actually decent sr cards... can't kitasan banner come faster?
>>531047379With random men
>>531047374Upgrading 3* umas is pointless.
>>531047335The minimum amount of children at a time.
>>531047423speed sr won't really get good until shikoshiko windy
>>531047004having your protagonist be agressive and not in a playful way to your co-star all the time seems like a bad idea
>>531047374Save them for when your umas are nearly reaching 3*
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>>5310472595 seconds until she unleashes Nature Blast!
>>531047469>shikoshiko windypffft
umao
>have a horse with ~400-500 in all stats
>it wins URA roughly half the time
>have a horse with 1200 speed, 600 stamina, 600 power, and the other shit at 300
>it wins URA roughly half the time
Am I getting punked?
>>531047442>>531047489Noted thanks, I need 15 star pieces to upgrade Agnes to 2* should I do it? (I have 150 statues)
>>531047291I don't understand why people use stamina cards desu, training power gives decent stamina so I barely ever train stamina itself, only time I do it i when I want skill training or if it's a wat bigger stat boost than anything else.
how the fuck do you even do this
do you just spam every single G1 race
>>531047259I know what to post during maitenance
does it always have to be sex?
we kinda need to race, you know?
>>531047519I'm gonna unleash my nature blast on her
>>531046190scammed again rofl
enjoy your clovers
>>531047469yeah but a mlb sweep tosho would be nice
>>531047574Is that enough for long races?
>>531047540wait what, her name is shinko windy? i genuinely thought it was shikoshiko
why can't girls with the little white hair streaks at the front be real
>>531047605what if we did sex races?
>>531047250680 is easily doable with double stam cards
If you're having trouble just inherit stamina too
>won with bakushin getting 1099 speed at the end of it
>huh
>realize that front runners are easy to train because there are fewer variables and all you need to worry about is getting to 1st place asap and keeping it
>daiwa career next
>try to bakushin her too
>turn up her stamina to compensate for her longer races
>works too
the fuck? front runner meta is real
>>531047661why the fuck would anyone name his horse "*masturbation sounds* windy"
>>531047250double stamina skill is ez you have spe and creek
you do have them, right? ;)
>>531047571Her 3* ult is kinda shitty too, but considering she has one of the best looking 3* outfit, why not?
>>531047250 For long iirc you can go even 2 spd 4 sta cards.
>>531046851with both maxed you basically always get +50 to all stats finale win
Made my first A-Rank Oguri AND got to visit the onsen with her. Life is good.
>>531047701thats what I used to think too.. until the narita taishins, goldships dominated the first champions meeting..
>>531047684What the fuck is sex race
https://rentry.org/umaglobal
Is the stat chart broken for anyone else?
Should've saved my crutch
>you can long press things to see their description instead of going to a submenu of a completely different menu
>you can just click and swipe on the training icons to quickly see where everyone is
AAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME
>>531047874your irl wit training bwo...
>>531047701wait until you figure out you can front run on anyone in career, regardless of aptitude
>>531047874i've mentioned this advice in these threads at least a dozen times now.
>>531047874anon... everyone just intrinsically understood
>>531047874Mobile UI shit
Please post all the various Umas doing Shogi lessons you've captured.
I wanna see them with glasses!
>>531047653Yeah, I usually get between 500 and 600 stamina and swinging maestro or some other stamina skill and I win long races fine.
>>531047965Sheโs cute with glasses
>>531047698>>531047746>>531047765idk man, this doesn't seem feasible
>fails a 2% wit training
ok bitch you're going to the factory
I am going to violate Spe-chan, /uma/
You can't stop me
>>531048013anon... did you roll support banner at all? you didn't just roll umas, right?
Maybe once I get MLB Kitasan people will start giving me friend points...
What does this screen mean?
>forgot about the hot spring tickets
>win URA final
>fast forwarded through the entire scene
>>531048072Bwo, your Archives?
>>531047980In career sure, but that has a hidden stam bonus. If you're breeding horse for actual long races, that's nowhere near enough.
>>531048013bwo where is ur spe... and the 2 free SSR tickets...
>>531046671>>531046773how do i go about learning this information? is it in the game? or is there some guide online about it?
>>531048072>not having "don't skip unread events" onkwab
>>531048141I was on a salty spark farming streak
>>531048131https://xn--gck1f423k.xn--1bvt37a.tools/
wait until some autist made an english mirror
>>531048131gametora or https://alpha123.github.io/uma-tools/skill-visualizer-global/#cid=10903
>>531048210i... i ate them
>>531048116>2 free SSR tickets...One from week 2 missions, but the other were is it from?
>>531048065>put in the MLB free spe card in>get tons of newbies taking it>but now everyone has one and its less interesting (also the card sucks ass)>put in a MLB Daitaku Helios which gives a good recovery skill and an easy hot topic >nobody bothers taking the card anymoreis should put the spe back in so newfag retards and bots take it
>>531048109Yeah for pvp I have no idea what works and doesn't
>>531048053I rolled a bit, but none of these seemed very good for what I'm trying to do
>>531048210Goldship got uppity.
>>531048068how much your hors beat the others by
>>531047980>swinging maestroWhich requires SC aka stam card.
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>>531045759I got it! I got very unlucky with some failure and mood downs and had to burn all clocks on the finals, but it was enough for LONG champion.
>>531048246they gave one for free bwo https://x.com/umamusume_eng/status/1943493034903245298
Can't believe this ditzy bimbo fucking lost
Anyone have a legacy uma with 3* Speed Lead| 6* Stam parents I can borrow?
>>531048253why are you using shitter R cards when you actually have some good SSRs and SRs? I feel like I'm getting baited.
>>531048414That's what abilities are for ffs
>>531048065I have a level 20 creek (saving money) and people are still borrowing that lole
>>531048253are you retarded
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>stellar career
>not a single loss
>4 stats over 600
>1* wit
>2* turf
>1* unique
>1* Hanshin course
i hate this game
>>531048482recovery abilities work as a percentage of stamina. If you have garbage stamina they still won't do anything.
>>531048474>>531048506I though I had to look for this stat on the card, no?
>>531048512Spark farming is just asking for trouble with the current percentages.
>>531048289Oh yeah guess I'm retarded, I always borrow a Creek but my deck itself doesn't have stamina cards. I guess I forgot about the creek.
>>531047874>you can long press things to see their description instead of going to a submenu of a completely different menuI tried this by reflex and found out myself, as much as I hate mobile-centric UX design being familiar with common patterns helped
>you can just click and swipe on the training icons to quickly see where everyone isI will try this out, thank you.
Huh, I've just realized that I have never seen Tazuna's ears
Is she an Uma?
>>531048601So they'll buff it one day?
>>531048253FUCK YOU I WISH I HAD THOSE
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>>531048592it does matter but its not the only thing that matters. just use this for now for your speed cards, use your vodka SSR and borrow a super creek.
>>531046963Surely her pussy can't be THAT good
>>531048253AHHH YOU LUCKY BASTARD
How many men can super creek swinging maestro in one night?
>>531045931Reminder that there is nothing more dangerous than a horny "good girl"
> Finally got my first 3*
> Bad 1* grandparents since it was from a leftover run
Step 1 / a fuckton
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Is inbreeding ever an issue in horse racing?
>>531048876Based Tachyon.
I had no idea Special Week was this thirsty
Can I delete cards from my account? I just got a stinky, ugly, stupid special week and I really don't want her.
>deck full of guts cards as a joke
>easily win nearly every single career race except for two early ones
what the fuck
if i actually move around the support deck a bit, slap on some better legacies, and make some better training decisions i might start doing this more often
>>531048876man o' war's DNA is found in nearly every american race horse today.
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It's over.
Are there no welfare umas besides the 5 you get in tutorial? It feels kinda sparse out here if I gotta save everything to have any hope of getting 30k for kitasan before banner ends
>>531048876Too much inbreeding can cause issues yes
How do I uncap the Mejiro from the story? Do I need to roll her from the shop?
Is maruzenskyโs unique title still super car in english? Or did they change if to hot rod like in the convos..
>>531048876>Agnes TachyonIs her in-game career story about her actually being a cripple based on the real horse's story? If so, how the fuck did a cripple manage to fuck at least 2755 times in 30 years?
>>531048876Rice Shower...
Silence Suzuka...
threesome with spechan and suzuka
thoughts?
>>531048876>top 10What a damn fine horse
>>531049165She was goated so they kept rolling the dice, some inherited the bone disease others went on to being great horses like Scarlet.
>>531044339punch teio to the womb. make her cry herself to sleep
>>531048876Inbreeding doesn't cause issues, retard. There's a reason Royalty is inbread but tells peasants that inbreeding is wrong. Inbreeding improves your bloodline and elites don't want the peasants taking over.
>>531048706>LB0 Kitasan is just DSo she's just whale bait?
>>531046558put your grasses on, nothing will be wong
>>531046654what do umas smell like? actual horses or rather heavenly?
>>531049276Can confirm, this anon was inbread and they rose up just fine.
HUGE POP
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/84I12F_YIJQ?feature=share
>>531049304>fine motion>bourbon SR>marvelous sunday SR>kiryuinyou're fine anon
enjoy the game
>>531049304unironically reroll on kitasan banner
doing a full nelson on el condor to prove who's the real luchador
>>531049304spe +narita taishin +amazon +fine motion +aoi +borrowed creek you should be fine in most runs
>>531049175THAT isn't welfare anon
>>531049327Thanks but unfortunately I am not inbred, hopefully some of my recent ancestors were but I cannot be sure of that.
>>531049276We were told it's bad so we wouldn't have sex with our hot sisters. I think a lot of issues in life could be solved if we could pop a hot one in our sisters.
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Speedo
>>531049276royalty was inbred because they didn't want to share their shit with other families lmao
>>531049476How do I stop Spe from being a fatass?
>>531048706All my cards right now are not even in E tier due to being R cards or not having dupes. Outside of the Spe-card
Kitasan would be an improvement
Im getting so many fails on low percent's holy shit
this is must be my divine punishment for succeeding so many 25%+ trainings
>>531049549You don't and I will destroy you if you try and put her on a diet
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I know it's the point of the horse but damn King Halo is a mess
>starting skills are for sprint and late surger, which is already a meme
>the other 4 skills are for medium, sprint, and mile
>career has you run in all 4 distances
>you have to win both sprint and medium, not even mile straight up 1200 and
At least all I have to do in Kikusha is run
>>531048992Are you winning g1 races and getting those lines, sometimes mine doesnt appear and it hurts inside
>>531047205Please help a poor man and teach me how get plushies
>>531049594Nowadays Im scared to even roll beyond 10%
>>531049625Bite me, my budget isn't infinite
>>531049594are we getting Twin Turbo horse? I like this retard
>>531049696you are going for the plushie with the large sparkle, right?
>>531049696read somewhere the button aligns perfectly with the claw n it helps, not sure thou
>>531049276>Inbreeding doesn't cause issues, retard. There's a reason Royalty is inbread but tells peasants that inbreeding is wrong. Inbreeding improves your bloodline and elites don't want the peasants taking over.
>>531049696put your finger right below where the claw is and let go of the button as soon as your finger lines up with the center of the plushie's head.
>>531048724Kitasan Black is ugly*
>>531049862>playing on mobile
>>531049756You heard him Spe-chan, bite him
Track and distance rating matters but not much for running style???? Why???
>put taiki and grass in the same team trials
>"Grass, are you ready?"
>"yes des"
cute
any other team interaction?
>>531049594If you're hitting 2% fails constantly then that means you have good gacha luck :)
>>531049662What lines are you talking about anonfriend, if you mean the post-race dialogues then yeah, they're very nice for the huge skill point gain
I think my full list was
>Hanshin Juvenille Fillies (3rd)>Oka Sho (1st)>Japanese Derby (1st)>Shuka Sho (1st)>Queen Elizabeth II Cup (1st)>Arima Kinen (1st)>Osaka Hai (1st)>Victoria Mile (1st)>Yasuda Kinen (1st)>Autumn Tenno Sho (1st)>Japan Cup (1st)>Arima Kinen (1st)Rolled half decent in terms of white sparks and the blue spark too, so I'm happy, good building point to work towards better and better parents
>>531049696you can get 3 reliably more than that is just RNG
>>531049924i play on pc, you can put your finger on your screen on PC too.
>>531049627do you like pagpag?
>Additional Data (33mb) needs to be downloaded
AIIIIIIIIIIEEEE THEY'RE MINING BITCOINS
>>531049842>mewing-peasants wish they had a chin this glorious
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>finally got the hot springs ticket
GOLD SHIP SEXO
>>531049696always pick middle
>>531049978track and distance will affect your overall stats as well as your speed/acceleration
low running aptitude tanks your wit stat into the dumpster but otherwise doesn't do anything
you can survive without it in career because you statmog every other horse but it will fuck you in pvp because wit is very important
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Why is she like this?
>>531049696Pick the upright plushie, those fall less. Also you need a big one and two small ones if possible.
>>531049756>he didnt apply for theTracen Food Fond for married Trainersngmi Anon. Oguri gets to eat as much as she wants and I keeo my money
>got Teio stepped on in the Ura semifinals
Where do I sign up for the hate club?
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>>531044280 (OP)Did you know? Despite being 1% of the posters, JP makes 90% of the OP.
>>531050126god dammit woman, can you please take off the cap like your alts!!!!
>>531049594>>531049751I had a great run completely ruined because of a failed 7% followed by 3 turns trying to fix practice poor.
>>531050206The hat stays on during sex
If your uma is not on this list she is a loser and will graduate from Tracen a virgin.
>>531050126>El Condor Pasa takes off her mask (according to other anons here)>Gold Ship doesn't take off her hat>>531050206Does Gold Ship take off her hat and ear covers during swimming/pool training?
>>531050275Yep thats the sex face.
>start to lose interest in the game since the only way to improve my roster is by raising new Umas with guest veterans, meaning I can effectively only do 3 careers a day
>finally get that 3* speed on the day where I'm about to take a break from the game
They know.
>>531050278>fine motionWE'RE GETTING MARRIED!!!
I have used ALL of my toughness thingies. I'm free. FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Is it possible to win Arima Kinen with Haru Urara??
>>531050278>nishino flower>mayano top gunToreena-san... you've got some explaining to do...
>>531050307not really, but her alts doesn't have that piece of crap in her head.
>>531050435I like em young and you keep saying your old...
>>531050356>using TP restore outside of eventsanon...
>>531050327>he doesn't know
>>531050396Yes with some parenting nonsense, but it's a race you're supposed to lose.
>>531049627Have you considered using non shit parents?
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Which of these 3* Umas will I likely have more fun with given I am retarded and new. I think both look cute.
>>531050396someone in leddit already did.
>>531050396Yes
You build legacies such that you end up with at least 7 stars worth of Long and Turf pink sparks, and make sure they're on legacies with the best compatibility with Haru Urara. Then you pray to RNGesus that those pink sparks activate during Inspirations.
>>5310503239* speed awaits you brother
>>531050180My biggest nightmare of me getting Teio stepped when she was boxed several lengths back and I was extremely near the goal and she managed to get out of the box and zooms, I was extremely dumbfounded by it like how is it even fucking possible its like she has 5000 speed added to her.
>>531050159DAMN BRAT
>>531050278why is cesario breaking the loli trend??
This bitch really refers to herself as Teio-sama
>>531050545Suzuka is all in on keeping the lead. If you lose it you lose the race.
So you're telling me I've been getting baited by picking R cards with "specialty priority" the whole time? This wasn't even close...
Okay now sit your asses down
We need to discuss this in earnest
Are the Umas actually named "Manhatten Cafe" or "Vodka" from their parents or are these stage names they came up with?
Because no fucking way some guy in Japan has a freak Uma accident baby and is like "Ah, I'm gonna name her TeeEhm Opera Oh"
>>531050545Do you like overtaking fags at the last minute or leaving them in 5 lengths in the dust while maintaining 1st the entire race?
>>531050278Base Curren-chan or wedding Curren-chan?
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flat is OPTIMAL racing form.
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Horse too smart.
At least she won Arima Kinen, her interactions with Ticket and Taishin were cute and her big sister dynamic at the end with Narita Brian was lovely, one of the better normal endings.
>>531050742do you have one for McQueen
>>531050356>Wasting up TP before Kitasan Black and upcoming event
>my first onsen ticket ever after days of playing
>it's for Urara
I'M GONNA SHOOT MYSELF
>>531050790he was a smol horse
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JUST GOT HOT SPRING TICKET WITH MY WIFE BIWA PLEASE WISH ME LUCK ANONS AAAAAAAAAAAA
>>531050742Now run your tests with Narita Brian.
I need someone to tell me about this honse and how much sex I'll have with a hot springs ticket
>>531050865it's more sovlful than bakushin taking your onsen virginity
I WANT FOREVER YOUNG TO BREAK SECRETARIAT LEGEND I WANT HIM TO BECOME THE LEGEND CHANGER
>>531050682>>531050690Holy shit, I'm inspired to try it now
>>531050591Yeah I had a good on lead on her as well but then she just zoomed past, my ult didn't activate but I'm not sure if it could've saved me honestly.
>>531050704I assume just like horses in real life, if you make an Uma kid you are required to name the stupidest shit ever
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Item check
>>531050671Does that make it harder to get a solid version of her?
>>531050713Whichever works more consistently since both are just different ways to say I AM SPEED just for different lengths of time
>>531050703Just saw a Mejiro lady sexually assault her trainer on the turf with neither uma nor human stopping her...Japan has fallen, umaillions must be segregated.
>>531050884Succeed where I failed sheepbro
She was more lovey dovey on trainer-san than I expected so I imagine her onsen scene is very cuddly as well.
>>531050703This triggers my mature woman fetish.
>>531050704These are cool names, I bet yours is shitty ass boring compared to those.
Something like "John" at best and "Nguyen" at worst.
>multi-pals cards
>you can literally NTR your horse by dating 3 different umas for free energy and mood
um based
>you can cuck Teio out of her career with Nice Nature's optional races and you get special scenes for winning them
SOVL.
Newfag guides still applicable for global?
>>531050946Its a waste of time bro. You're gonna do a dozen or more runs before inspiration event procs both or multiple sparks.
Should I try to min max it or just do normal runs and hope I get lucky eventually, how bad are the odds?
>>531051085I'd pull for Summer Biwa, she's just covered from on her 3 version
>>531051145My first and last name translates into The Grand King Penis.
my penis is below average
>first Spe career
>parent Oguri has 3 stars Stamina and Long
bros???
>>531050704they will never surpass the GOAT name anyway
>>531050704Gee, I wonder, anon.
>>531051227Nvm, I found the global version.
>>531050703honey, save it for when we get home..
>>531051239It took me like 10-20 tries. Sometimes it could just showup early
>>531051239just do your runs normally and hope for the best
I don't want to grind when there isn't an event on. it feels like a waste
>>531050016Legit might be true I literally got Super Creek as I was thinking about wanting to get her
That "Under The Weather" condition is kicking my ASS
>>531051280>17th century humorthis is just 2008 /b/ shitposting
>>531050704I think the TM comes from the name of the ranch/trainer, Opera is the name of the horse and the O after name means "king".
Not sure though.
ใฆใใชใชใชใช (GOD CLAN, RULERS OF /uma/)
>POWERGAP
umagg
Sakuraniku formerly known as Horsypuss formerly known as SpeedFreak
Clover
>PowerBRIDGE
UmaDash
Dacchis
>POWERGAP (TRUE)
CloverClub
HonseFun
Uma&Co
>POWER CANYON (DO NOT GO BEYOND THIS POINT IF YOU VALUE YOUR SANITY)
Haythere
Calumet
Glue em up
>POWER GALAXY (BRICKED BEYOND THIS POINT)
NotBricked
Basashi
>POWERGAP EQUAL TO THE DISTANCE BETWEEN HELL AND HEAVEN (COMPLETELY SEPARATED FROM GOD)
/Uma/niki
/Uma/ Club
CUMA
>UNMEASURABLE POWERGAP (RANK IN THE NEGATIVES, YOU NEED TO PAY CARROTS TO CYGAMES EACH MONTH)
AreUaBrick
/uma/
>>531051451Pot8O's = potatoes is unironically clever
>>531051435I want to throw a rock at her legs as she's racing.
Is Ironwill worth it for late/end umas?
God I NEED Super Creek nursing handjob
Does parent affinity affect how many blue spark procs you get?
>>531050851Holy fuck look at that mareussy
>>531051506Retard, you named my club thrice in different categories.
>>531051506I just wish I was in a club that actually traded shoes man.
>>531046190is this the original pool or one of the rate ups?
We got to the finals but lost - I've run mediums and longs the whole career but I got miles for the semi and finals, that wasn't very nice.
Thanks for the advice everyone.
my adult woman fetish is flaring up...
>>531049291not really if you look closer the majority are lb'd some
And for some reason the random anti-kitas forget there are free lbs given l8r
AHHHHHHHHHHHH I WANT TO FUCK A HORSE SO BAD
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>Gives very helpful advice from time to time since she's been reporting on Uma Musumes for a long time and helps give an outsider's perspective
>Helps raise (You) and your Uma Musume's reputation through the roof by hyping you up all the time in her articles
>Has been by your side and follows alongside you for the whole 3 years of your Uma Musume's Career
>And most importantly...
>DOESN'T WEAR A HAT SO IT'S BASICALLY 100% CONFIRMED THAT SHE'S A NINGEN AND NOT A DECEIVING UMA TRYING TO PRETEND TO BE A NINGAN
I believe we should marry Otonashi instead
I LOVE LATE/END HORSES I LOVE GOING FROM 15TH TO 1ST
>>531051558It's not worth it for any distance
https://youtube.com/shorts/oNES0kdkBYU?si=vOWQ1hpN-8GU8TtE
>>531051506>>531051628We may be completely separated from god, but at least we trade shoes.
>>531050275need... horse sloppy...
>>531051506i cringed a little
>>531051753Her chances fo being a human are pretty good but I don't think we've seen her human ears.
>>531051787Alright, good to know
>>531051753I don't care about this bitch's approval at all.
I have absolutely no idea who to train for the upcoming legend sprint races. I only have bakushin and king halo and they're among the opponents too.
>>531051913Mejiro McLost.
>>531050136well that explains why S style seemed no dif
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>>531051753>hangs out in training spots where no one else is to "report" on your "training" (no one is there training)Stupid bitch, I hate you. You don't even heal energy.
Taiki is so retarded it hurts my head hearing her speak. She's unplayable without muting the game. Is she actually relevant in the anime? I don't think I can bring myself to watch if she shows up regularly.
What are the % chances of the acupuncture event?
what decide what your final URA runs will be?
as in sprint/miles/medium/long
it's kinda random...
>>531052075Still better than M*chico.
>>531049594I got a 1% failure with practice perfect and a rainbow, legit pissed me off
>>531051997you have to train your horses in a balanced manner to field your pvp teams anyways.
just keep patching up your weaknesses and you'll have all your bases covered.
Got my 9* speed, power and Stam. When will we need wits and guts sparks?
>>531052105Your most run race.
If you've done more long races than any other type you'll always get long finals.
>>531051689Your w-welcome, cursedspeedbro
>>531051913>Speed U1F 1318/1937>the rest of the maximum stats are over 1200>2188 skill pointswhat the fuck am i looking at and how do you get that many skill points? can you win races without skills just by pure stats?
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ETA on when they'll unlock this instead of forcing me to go to gametora?
>>531052075Taiki is the best and also the sexiest
>>531051913> this is a game about horse racing
>>531051997The only other horses I can think of are air groove and taiki shuttle
>>531051997>>531052281fuck, I don't have king halo, air groove, or taiki. am I fucked?
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team trials is a fucking meme. What is this shit stop ruining my round numbers.
>>531052384SUMMON THE ELECTOR COLTS
>>531051730So this game will have sunlight stones for support cards?
>>531052075Anon has no taste des! Let's enjoy! :D
>>531052492I love Korean women
>>531051753ngl, I wish she had a hat too and was a stealth uma li;lk
>>531052385Well, you really only need 1 horse to win the race, you can just sorta build a debuffer horse as your third one. But it can't have F or G in sprint or else the debuffs won't even proc cause she's too far behind
>>531052492unironically repulsive
>guy i'm following with LB2 fine motion swapped it for MLB event spe
nigger what are you doing
>>531052483ya something like that. supposedly half-anni was jp first
>>531052492never post 3d in here again faggt
>>531052616I wish Norn Ace is a real playable horse
anyone have a 3* stam mcqueen?
I'm trying to get a 9* stam goldship with mcqueen + mayano parents so i can breed the ultimate mayano
442676210275 if anyone wants my code
>>531052616135660338217
Gotchu senpai
>>531052492ERM, WHERE ARE HER HORSE EARS?
>>531052586It's okay to be unironically gay
>>531052658>i may have bad taste and I'm straight and proudyeah we know it
What affects mood in daily races etc?
>>531052690Congrats!
Please post the onsen and stats/skills as well
No way I'm running it back now but I want to win with her later.
Why did they make Tachyon a crazy doctor?
>>531052481kek
>>531052483they give a fuck ton out for events so we'll get them even faster
it's extremely normal on jp to roll 1 copy of something and then max dupe it through currency
>>531052812for (me)
I love crazy science bitches
>>531052616>whale swapped his 3lb Super Creek for some bullshit 0lb cardI can't be mad since I was freeloading. Maybe he just likes the art.
>>531051997Bakushin, Halo and Air Groove are the main options assuming it's turf. You could do Bourbon too. Top Gun if you have some top tier sprint sparks.
These are my two at the moment, not the best but also not bad. Halo's career fucking sucks so haven't managed that yet.
>>531052209When you go over 1200 your stat becomes a U
The letter refers to each 100 over that you are, the number is every 10 over the value
U F 1 is 1200 + 100 + 10
>can you win races without skills just by pure stats?Yeah but this is the case in every scenario, it starts hard, you improve, get better cards, get better legacies, you can then win through stats only so you save skill points until the end of career screen because buying skills there gives discounts to them all
>>531052171how the fuck, I've been grinding for a 9* speed for days with no success
I thought this was a gate icon but it's actually a book
>>531052969Woops forgot my image
>>531052653are you too retarded to realize its the inspiration for the creek you fag. use your imagination and then maybe kys
tachyon touched my pp again saying it's needed for her experiment that will help the umas to run faster
>>531053004>you save skill points until the end of career screen because buying skills there gives discounts to them allHoly shit I never knew that
>>531052492>ning*n>3d one at that
Watching the movie now, damn I should have rolled for tm
How come the Anime Trainer-sanโข doesn't get sexually jumped on by Umas
Wish life as a trainer was that easy
>>531053184just wait for the new years alt
>>531053083common misconception, witless hors can't recognize how a book looks
>>531053102did i stutter retard
>>531053184Just keep rolling for her and go bankrupt when she doesn't show (like me)
>do a career run with the primary goal of finishing that Triple Crown mission
>jobbed on the second crown
>may as well just clear out trophies
>accidentally proceed to finish the Dual Dirts mission without even realising it
Mission failed successfully
what does fine motion actually do?
why is it one of the top cards to have at the moment?
>>531053119sorry bwo i hope your boyfriend doesnt find out
>8 normal endings in a row
I lost my mojo.
what's the best spark to chase after speed?
not sure what to put my spare training in, is wits any good?
>>531053119sue her so that she will never run again
Is the game really ~100pulls/month? Even with clairvoyance it seems like it will become extremely painful later on. And what we currently have does not feel like 100/month at all after new player content runs out.
umamusume is inspiring me to take up running marathons even though i'm a manlet, after finishing up the couch-to-5k routine where do i go next?
OK, finished all I can do today and out of energy. Time to keep rerolling my alt account.
>>531053451stamin > power >> speed
wit and guts sparks aren't even worth talking about
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>>531053372>Air Groove wants Triple Tiara>Oka Sho is the first leg>its a Mile race>Air Groove has B in Mile
this is what winning looks like. Both in life and on track.
>>531053485Because of acceleration expect 160 pulls a month
>>531053397Guaranteed Practice Perfect condition early on, plus some good skills
>>531053546How many is needed for a spark? 200? 300?
>>531053485No, the Western version is double that.
>>531053397Probably the energy regen from wit
When is curren? When is nakadashi taishi?
>>531053134If your brain is large you can work out exactly which skills you can skip buying until the very end and only buy necessary skills, but it's easier to wait until your stats eclipse everyone else's by a large margin
That King Halo run last night seems to have wiped 3 years off my lifespan.
>>531053537Having to take care of a retard is winning?
>>531053592t. Nice "Third Option" Nature
>>531053004Wait what? Discounts at the end screen for skills? How much like hint level 3's? I wish we knew this. I do know the tactic is to not buy everything upfront until now hints happen and only buy skills you need.
Jungle pocket VA is holding back the movie desu
>>531046349learn the different race types idiot
>>531053694She wants to be filled with spunk
>>531053537What is she even doing
She's old already, shouldn't she have children to goo goo already?
I've been running Fine Motion + Air Shakur as part of my support decks. I've even changed my strategy to do 1 Wit and 1 training before resting. But I never make it to the point where spamming Wit is better than resting once every two or three trainings. Is spamming Wit really just overall better than resting even if you don't take into account bonuses with support cards? It's not like Fine Motion or Air Shakur would always show up in Wit.
>Mcqueen potential skills want you to be Frontrunner
>Mcqueen Front is B
>>531053664Retard with massive boobs, yes, a big win.
>>531053485Yeah the usual is 12-15k carats per month on jp not including celebrations
I CANT FIND MAXED OUT CREEK FRIEND AAAAAAAAA I SEARCHED FIR HOURS
>>531053694AND I DON'T WANT THE WORLD TO SEE ME
CAUSE I DON'T THINK THAT THEY'D UNDERSTAND
>>531053767S tier front legacy?
Who are good supports for running front/pace? All my SSRs seem to give skills for late/end.
>>531053679I don't remember exactly, you can just check a skill's cost before URA finale and then after it
Buying skills removes them from the hint pool though so if you want multiple skills from someone its better to buy them as soon as you get them, while if they have other skills you don't want it's better to wait and try to get more skill hints for those you do
>>531053761She is hinting you throughout the whole thing, but the trainer is too retarded.
>>531053763Replace air Shakur with SR marufuku
>>531053878The skills are usually the same ones the actual horse has, so you want to use cards of actual frontrunners for frontrunner skills
I have no clock and I must scream
Want to successfully roll MLB Kitasan Black card? Well better pay him a visit then umadacchis.
>about to run out of alarm clocks
If I lose a good run because of bullshit rng im gonna neck
>>531053794All horses go into standard pull afterwards right? I wanted to pull her and gave 10, but not gonna spend a lot of currency until Kitasan comes out, she comes out July 22nd right?
why does mayano top gun know about the 6 hours of sex on christmas?
Why does her trainer ALSO know about it?
>>531053694You give her googoo and she gives you babies
Reminder for all club Danchous that today is the last day to remove leeches/inactives if you want to recruit more members to boost your ranking. You're required to stay in a club for 2 weeks to receive the end of month reward so people won't be joining new clubs in the second half of the month.
>>531052492Why tits behave like a thin plastic bag filled with water?
If I don't care about meta I can just skip all support cards and roll for characters only
Right?
>>531054056Woah there buddy, stop noticing.
>>531054026kita come out in 16th
technically speaking you can just reroll for both biwa and kitasan
>>531054114Yes. Weapons are for strength Uma's are for fun.
>>531054114No because doing well gets you more free carrots to role and farm stars for legend races
>>531053878SSR Suzuka is the best in terms of skills every skill she gives are front related skills.
How do you lads have no alarm clocks? I still have about 80 and I use them almost every run
>build a perfect mile racer ever
>win basically every races so far
>the final mission is to win the arima ken (long)
>lost it cause not enough stamina
>failed the career so end up with C+ horse
every fucking time
>>531051746I was in that mode even i played jp 4 years ago
And having a horse rance near me didnt help
Imagined sneaking in it and raping a horse in the night for days
>>531054141not gonna reroll, since my account is pretty far already imo, and I spent enough hours on it.
>>531053397It's not a top card. Retards that can't do elementary school math think that practice perfect is good, when in reality, it can't even outperform a +3 energy boost.
Ask metafags to explain what it does better than Matikanefukukitaru or Daiwa Scarlet, outside of having a good pace chaser rare and you'll hear crickets.
>>531053818>>531053606>>531053546I'm not seeing it on global for now, but I'll believe you, anons.
>>531053767What about it?
>>531054181I know how gachas work nowadays
5 years of metaslaving will get you 1 guaranteed character
>>531054114Mostly, depends on how many umas you want. At least use all the free rolls and card tickets for card rolls.
>>531054207If your horse didn't have enough stamina for a long race in career, she didn't have enough stamina for a Mile in PvP.
>>531054207You can look ahead to see future goal races and plan your build to be better
>>531054025How they just gave out a ton. You used all 100??
https://x.com/francegalop/status/1944313675390525521
>>531053824The discord is full of 3lv. Max is way too elusive atm.
um bwo, can I have the best horses to farm for spark?
Which legacy umas are good for oguri?
>>531053546Where are those free pulls
>>531054392Any 3 star with a good unique
Why is Daiwa so demanding?
It's amazing how good of a franchise this is, they have so much between ovas, tv series, and movies, and yet they didn't miss once.
https://youtu.be/r8T5ev2jQ2U?si=I1a_IisYnj84PQAu
Gold Ship's reunion with his groomer
>>531054378Creek has a rate up 2 banners after Kita negro so I expect most of these to be finished by then.
>>531054339>https://x.com/francegalop/status/1944313675390525521>cygames sponsoring the racewe're biiig
>>531054291Whats the id pleaseee
>>531054114You need support cards to have a easier time in the career.
Are front runners bad for the first CM?
>>531054227bruh thats the kinda shit you take to your grave
>>531054495just find Sin club in ranking, anon
better hurry
oh fuck im gonna im gonna bakushinnnnnn
>>531054409What's the deal? I'm drowning in shoes.
>>531054227I fucking hate 4chan sometimes.
>>531054203It's easy to get them. If people did their daily runs prioritized Clocks and Shoes with the daily store they would have an average of 2 clocks daily.
>all my horses won URA
>EXCEPT RICE SHOWAH
I want to sniff McQueenโs hair
>>531054474Apart from the first season of the anime.
Bros I have a stupide question, does uma have any mods? (like skins or other stuff like that)
>Don't browse 4chan in a little over a day
>Missed almost 20 threads
STOP GOING SO FAST
I am missing 5 pieces to get to El Condor Pasa to 3*, is it worth to use the statues if I won't be rolling for horses for a while?
>>531054598Where is the ranking club AAAA I AM RETARD
>>531054705the first season was ok, not as good as 2 obviously but better than s3
Does the alternativ versions of the characters have the same career story?
>>531054748Bro it's 6 dirt shoes, that's like 1/3 a dirt career.
>>531054764why is western art like this
>>531054720you are missing out on NOTHING
>>531054748nigga thats more shoes than you need in a lifetime of playing /uma/
you will be limited by money, not shoes or banners
>>531054249A lot of the income is purely logging in, some from dailies, some from pvp higher tiers that we're not at yet, some from clubs which haven't been ranked yet, CMs, future events, etc
>>531054657Fuck off where you came from normalfag subhuman
We would fuck anything that has a whole here
If you cant stomach that you dont belong here
>>531054247>Ask metafags to explain what it does better than Matikanefukukitaru or Daiwa Scarlethas a gold skill period
+10% flat training effectiveness
+25 initial wit
wit bonus at 1uncap vs the other two where they don't get it until max uncap
it's not a humongous gap or anything and 0 uncap fine motion is far from the best SSR - it'd be better to reroll for super creek or vodka in all honesty - but it's not exactly a bad card either, you will feel the difference especially if you're using a pace chaser
of course, the optimal route is to combine fine motion with one of the SRs so you get better returns anyway, so debates about what outperforms what is rather moot
Why are umas like this? They do know that relationships are forbidden, right?
>>531054720Don't worry, bro. It's only just shitposting
>>531054598No results bro
>>531054882>a wholebuttmad SEAnigger confirmed
>>531054550Really need someone to make a guide for CMs
>>531032163Any time I try to play like this I can't win a single career race.
>>531055104I love them all.
>>531054817yes, they just have different skills
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Should I reroll my account for Kitasan Black when I got Super Creek in 2 draw from reroll? I'm at ~9k carats currently
>t. just trying the game yesterday and lost at URA Finale final session
>A rank Grass Wonder
>can't win the URA finals even after exhausting the clocks, always comes in 2nd
>>531054720gotta go fast and win the ura finale
>>531055103Too much RNG. Imagine doing that shit for 5 cards's exclamation events when 1 card won't even give you the skill you want reliably.
>>531055165Just borrow it. It will get rerun in about 5 months.
>>531054760just do it bwo
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>>531044339She's good for one thing and one thing only.
Dream journey global when... I love this hors...
>>531055178Thats why rank hunting is dum and you should be going for good stats to win.
>>531055273get turned into glue idiot
>clubmate goes "bweeeh i rerolled for three days for the perfect start double super creek double fine motion"
>last online 6 days ago
>4 millions fans
I wonder how many reroll fags already dropped the game.
>>531055103I tried to run the R rudolf card with like 8 debuff skills on it and i didn't get a single one
hint skills are a literal meme you only have to look at the golden ones
>>531055318error 501
horse will not run
>>531055104Grass Wonder has prematurely ended so many of my careers and cucked me out of so many URA finals
>>531055326reroll fags basically don't play the game
>>531055273why are rice shower's ears so fucking big
>>531055104The best and worst uma is gold ship
>>531055165You won't have the Special Week card on that account if you reroll.
>>531055484Dunno never tried
>>531055103That's a strategy for when you have great cards, 5* umas, good parents, etc. Not very viable atm.
Are you more likely to roll her just now or something?
>>531055326Can't blame em, this game is super autism. 2% 3* sparks? Nigga are you forreal?
>>531050545I will say Rudolf skill is better less restrictions and bigger impact
>>531055484Getting your pelvis kicked and shattered by a horse and dying bleeding on the ground
>>531055623Good.
I don't want the cringe "it's 10% chance but you can try two times every day!"
as for your reward, trainer
>>531055601this nigga skipped wit training for the past 20 years and now he can't read
>>531055423post the good ones like nishino flower and mayano top gun
>>531055423What's the context behind her outfit?
>>531055165Don't hyperfocus on kita. These are the cards you want to look out for:
>Vodka>El paso>Bakushin>Silence>Biko peg>SC FM of course>Daiwa, Enshin, Marufuku, Sweep Toshio, Cafe SRs.
>>531055594holy fuck she's perfect
>>531055594AHHHH I'M GONNA ROLL
Stop making me want to roll for Curren chan.
>>531055656You sound like you talk from experience
>>531055767>wedding dressanon the context is she's marrying her trainer(me)
>>531055423it looks like she's running from the wedding after setting the whole venue on fire
>>531055705Why am I expected to read when horses can't read?
>>531053991I'll check if I have her, otherwise I'll just stick with Air Shakur for now or switch to a 3 spd 1 pow 1 wit deck (+ 3LB pow oguri cap support i've been leeching off for a while now)
>>531055769>Don't hyperfocus on kitaMisleading advice.
>>531055871because you play as a human trainer, not a horse
>>531055273she's a doormat she would never say anything like that, she's free rape
>third worlder gets called out for bestiality fantasies
>immediately starts posting this shit
lol
>>531055906Unfortunately my advice is not that helpful to the illiterate
>>531054908Training effectiveness is good. Initial wit isn't bad, but Fine Motions events are underwhelming at best, whereas the SR cards have really good ones. The SR cards also have her beat at initial friendship and training preference, which are really important when you are running only one wit card. I'm not saying it is a bad card, but the fact that it is argueably worse than 1lb SR cards and definitely horse than 3lb SR's should disqualify it from being considered the second best card to have after Super Creek.
>>531055674Hors wrestling?
>531055906
Fomo gaslighting.
It's always nice to have a reminder that mentally ill people browse this site.
>>531055923its the same guys that spammed persona 5 and wuwa shit last week
>>531055947Explain how I tank Goldship every race if I don't have horseblood.
>>531054409how did you get this screenshot of me?
>going to luckshit kitasan in one 10x
>whale the rest on anime teio and mcqueen
oh yeah, it's gaming time
>>531056036I want that damn First Person mode already
>>531055273Its big bruddah to you
How many fans do I need before I go into the URA finale? I keep fucking up and not doing enough races thinking I'll have enough
>>531055990The argument is simple. Every horse needs wits but not every horse needs stamina cards.
>>531056036Who is the edgy babe? looks cool the ult
>>531056059At this point I'm not sure if he's a baggot or trying to stir shit from both sides.
Which Character is exclusively trainer sexual?
>>531056157if you get 1st in every race you won't need to bother with fan requirements
>>531056129if i actually get 2 kitasans in the first few ten pulls i will cream my pants.
you end up being at the position of a whale without whaleing.
is wanting to FUCK Biwa bestiality?
>>531056182Vodka's dad, the god of destruction.
>>531056168I think it's fair to say that if you're training an uma for long PVP, you need to bring at least 3 stam cards with you so the question is do you want to sacrifice a speed card for Fine Motion?
>>531056036i forgot what the technology is called but would be cool if for the first person mode they added the thing where you could tilt your phone and it would tilt the camera too. you know what i mean.
(so you could look down at their titty)
Is there a way to get your umas to use their race attire rather than the default career outfit?
>>531056381>default career outfityou mean the idol outfit? you need to 3* them to unlock their actual signature outfit iirc
>>531056381get them to 3*, then change it in the archive
>>531056336reality shatters because she is so fat?
>>531056212they are a bunch of russians, SEAniggers and a mexican from a discord group that raid gacha generals on /vg/ and start shit with the same stuff
pretending to be other from other gachas to start shit, derail into off topic, sales / concurrent player posting, going "omg 4chan was always a degenerate gooner website", posting fucked up porn shit, replying to each other and abusing the report function to get people a 3 day ban when they get called out
they've been doing this for a couple of years already
>>531054227How do you mating press a horse?
uma r18 arts are so rare I'm unironically jacking off to cleavage now
uma musume and horse porn kind of go hand-in-hand if you think about it
Why are Americans like this?
>>531056157What you need is enough fans to trigger the events that level up your ult. 60k by Feb year 3, 70k plus headmaster friend, 120k by December.
>have ~100 more speed/power/stam than I usually do in a good career run
>can't win a single G1 when I usually cruise through all of them in first place
I don't get the RNG in this game
>>531054227>only imagined itCoward
>>531056559What makes you even think this?
>>531056168Let me re-articulate. Fine motion is a good card, but since there are SR wit cards that are good to the point that they outperform it if there is a level gap, Fine Motion is not worth having over good SSR's for other stats, like Vodka or Hishino Flower. Not on the grounds that it is weaker than Vodka or Hishino, but because it is more replacable by SR's.
>>531056559So true xister, just like Blue Archive and CP
Can't wait for Blue Protocol so I don't have to touch this trash kusoge
>>531056703You can apparently get 2 years if jail in my shithole for it
>>531056498what's the purpose though, sound like a lot of effort for something so petty
>>531056845Mental illness and unironic autism.
Why is 4chan full of mentally ill normal fags now? I want to subhumans out of my website.
>>531056798>having any faith at all in a mobile "mmo" that got cancelled once and was then picked up by chinks>>531056845because there really are people with such miserable lives that it's the only thing they look forward to
>>531056793nah baggers are cowards
they like to pretend that lolicon is edgy but they're go in denial once actual CP is mentioned
(because it's illegal, they want to pretend to be cool kids without actually commiting)
yeah I think i'm going to start posting on the site that rangebans browns instead
>>531056498its crazy how true this is, been proven with the hololive thread on /vt/ migration. Infests so many boards. Such pathetic lives.
>>531056793>filteredkys tourist
>>531056980Uma would never
>>531056914>mentally ill>normal fags
>>531057028What? read a book?
>>531056980>those dick sucking lipsmy mind thinks its goofy but my penis likes.
>>531056973You are not white, race mixed bastard
>>531057020You're just proving my point
>>531057047Just let him throw his buzzwords that he learned in 2016 around
>>531056939are you into real cp and real horse porn?
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welp here we go
somehow after my fist career with bakushin died in a G2 race my urara one went better, hope I don't choke here
>>531057127no i'm entirely asian lmao
I have both Super Creek and Fine Motion, should I drop this account and reroll for Kitasan Black when it comes out?
>>531057047>be the dog of your wife/gf >only receive sex in exchange for>not mentally ill
>>531057138No, I'm not into lolicon and uma porn.
I'm into guro though
>comes 8th in the qualifiers twice
how
>>531056212Mostly the latter like
>>531056498 said
>>531056845>Now you remember 4chan got hacked in April
>>531057257she's hiding my beloved Mambo
>>531057184You better ask your mom who your real dad is, because you're not pure
>>531057136The irony here being that even the most pathetic culture warring faggot that started browsing this place because of 2016 elections has been here 8 years longer than you.
>>531056914I don't think horse pussy posting trannies are normal.
>>531057280Just borrow it from a whale if you fail to get even one copy.
>>531057328incredibly weird posting
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I thought this is about horse racing
>>531057297THATS XCOM BABY
>>531057184You are banned there as well seanigger
>>531057347Keep telling yourself that if it makes you feel better faggot
How could there be such a thing as porn of animals? They're not humans lmao. It's just natural breeding. You don't even need an age verification to see horses mating on youtube because it's all for educational purposes.
>>531057294>No, I'm not into lolicon and uma porn.that's not what i asked
>spoilerfitting for a subhuman who equates uma porn = real life horse
>>531056914Learn how to report and ignore.
>>531057297need more guts
>>531056313>>531056781I understand where you are coming from but likewise SC at low lb doesn't have starting bond and aside from maestro, the stats will be similar to lb1/2 satano or SR Jordan. Whereas no wits card will be on rateup unless you roll for nice nature
>>531057280Keep your account and save for the rerun if you're broke, borrow it from someone like
>>531057361said in the meantime
>>531057297Could be your skills.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/48FJwjlWiko
>>531057257https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RRF8XvFn6rw
>>531057421>that's not what i askedIt is if you use your brain.
>fitting for a subhuman who equates uma porn = real life horseYou're awfully proud of being a normalfag.
>>531057415You'll never fit in. Everyone, everywhere you go, can immediately tell you do not belong.
>>531057512mambo would never say that
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/XN-GesLI6B8
>>531057208>you are eslYou are *an* esl
Stupid pajeet cant even English himself
I WANT KITASAN TO COME OUT ALREADY so I can borrow it and beat the careers I've been struggling with
>>531057297End/Late suffers from getting kinda fucked if you don't have movement skills. Assuming this is goldship unlock Coast is clear, get it every career, never get lower than 2nd in career again.
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As a femanon, I love horses.
>>531057512mambo would say that every day
>>531057530you like guro, you are a subhuman whose opinions nobody will ever take seriously
sorry bye bye!
>>531057164way too much guts with those other stats
>>531057558Sounds like some major projection going on here, I pity your sad brown life
>>531057297latendcuck moment
Failing a 2% check is considered rougelike? Really?
>>531057641>>531057502I think my honse was just defective
>>531057682>accuses others of projecting as he projects
>>531057661Would you like the uma franchise more if they had horse boys?
am i retarded
how do i get the free SSR special ed support card
>>531057892The event is over, jim.
>>531057892it's too late bwo...
>>531057807>jojo reaction imageholy reddit
>>531056036Sex with Tamamo Cross
>>531057892It sucks anyways. Don't worry about it.
>>531057860>no uconcession accepted
i wanted to start the game but i heard the current banner is not great. should i just start when the next banner drops and reroll for kitasan black?
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this isn't terrible right?
>>531058065>not releasing for a good while>already has a unique racing sprite in ENis this a global thing or did JP already have her sprite ready on release date?
>>531057280In both cases, you won't be MLBing her for the next 6 months, unless you reroll for 3+ Kitasan's and somehow gather enough to spark before the banner ends
>>531058096yeah reroll in like a week
>>531058075>n-no u>[buzzword]All this in middle of a melty about people throwing buzzwords around.
Why are all failed normalfags trying to force themselves onto this website such mental midgets?
why didn't you tell me I was supposed to choose the top opponent for team race...
>>531058368the score requirements to promote are so low that it doesn't even matter right now.
>>531058302>seething this hardretard
>tfw no club
>all /uma/ clubs are still full
>>531058123>3* sprintThat's good. We are heavily short on sprinters right now
>>531058218>>531058385ok thank you, at this point i'll just wait and reroll for the card
>>531058449yeah but if I win races against the top option I get the little gift boxes with support points and shit
>anime satono is normal
>game satono is
.....
>>531058473we supposedly need to join one b4 16th fyi
>>531058302>expecting a consistent train of thought from a touristYou are acting as if you've never seen these things default to canned "le I trol u XD" replies whenever something doesn't go their way.
>>531058473dont worry you might miss out this month, but there will be cullings at the end of this month in a lot of clubs due to a lack of fans
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>>531058385bwos is the probability on this site busted
when will these annoying fags leave?
>>531058096Prepare reroll accounts in advance and then roll for Kitasan in few days
>>531058569>>531058473it doesn't matter because all the new ones are ineligible for the rewards until next month
>>531058727When global is dead or their game make a trillion dollar.
>>531058649I still don't understand what Scarlet is trying to do
fuck you metafags, I'm gonna do it
>>531058793She's charging up the bottle for a soda cap cannon
>>531058753new what, club? idk just read have to be in 2 weeks for reward
>>531058793Asserting ownership.
>>531058727you're still here though?
>>531058850post your carrots, pussy
>>531058850garbage design
garbage taste
>special week activates her skill
>immediately drops to 18th place
>>531058850DO IT FOR THE WIND
>>531057505is that music AI generated? why do they sound like chipmunks?
>>531053537ew no i dont want to fuck my mother
>>531045724he sperged out because the horse next to him (spe's retarded son Toho Jackal) kept making noise
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