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Teio!

horse

>Me after this pickle eating crippled bitch fails a sub 20% failure training exercise for the fifth time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPyQBq2a9IQ

curren

i want to pet a horse

>can't say honse in game
you fuckers lied to me

> Win 30 races in one career
Any uma recommendations for this? I assume the trick is to just take as many easy races as possible? Maybe all sprints so you can get away with only training speed and doing races?

>>531044425
You can't use slurs in this game, especially honse related slurs.

>>531044425
What you gonna do about it?

>>531044470
BAKUSHIN! Probably the only viable horse for this. Others will lose at least once.

Urara is going to die soon...

>>531044365
I didn't feel like figuring out how to connect my IOS account to my Steam account

>some guy on my friend list has a +50 speed Bakushin
Woah, so this is the true power of O?

You can easily beat URA with a garbage deck and one friend to borrow stuff from. If you are failing to beat the campaign regularly or getting below B, you are training incorrectly.

Nice wife

>>531044540
landscape fags will never see this

Do not fall for uma propaganda fall for your fellow trainers instead.

Wasn’t a huge fan before but McQueen continues to grow on me she’s just too damn cute and charming

4K Live for global when...

The gentle courtesan of Tracen Academy...

>>531044538
They're going to euthanize her at peak global popularity to cash in on the donations.

Why are there Umas posing as humans...? That's kind of scary...

I'm playing King Halo Career
what the FUCK is her mom problem

>>531044647
Someone bout to be shanked.

holy fuck she actually did it, this bum actually won this time, probably the most intense campaign from the umas i have because she kept losing 2 long G2 races

>>531044719
>King Halo
Her mother was right. You're about to find out.

>>531044702
I just learned recently this toggle improves how my lives look even though I'm not using 4K.

Are they really gonna give global ALL the IRL live concert costumes?

>>531044647
>uma propaganda
yet this is ningen propaganda post

>Gold Ship triggers her restricted training on race days twice
Get fucked dumb hors

>pace chaser comfortably leads 1st for almost the whole race
What causes this behavior?
Didn't even win because I got assasinated by Rice Shower.

>>531044647
I'm so glad to be marrying my human wife. All my uma platonic friends are here too!

The joke is that she eats a lot

Funniest shit I've seen in my entire life

>>531044829
Why wouldn't they?

Nice Wife

>>531044869
Maybe nobody was a front runner?

>>531044647
sorry ningen
nothing beats a well trained horse pussy stamina

>>531044869
Higher stats than other pace chasers or front runner and skills

Is it rape if an uma doesn't disclose they're an uma before sexing?

>>531044612
bro your spe???

>need 25 more stars for 3 Star Agnes Tachyon
>dont have any pulls to use and need 100 totems to trade in for the 25 stars
I just want the labcoat dork

>>531044797
How many extra longs did you run? My last run ended up as medium.

>>531044925
Whore wife

>>531045000
director..

fucking neighgers

>>531044890
Ikr?

>>531044647
Aoi is nice but if I have to pick a human then Chairman Akikawa is the obvious choice

>>531045034
i actually had them counted
>6 medium 7 long
had to do like 2 or 3 extra long races and maaaaybe 1 medium despite winning the maiden race, lack of fans from supports

Hay

>>531044647
Yes I will date my ningen colleauge who does ningen things like eating hats and wearing tight skirts

>>531044890
Dats right

Friends, please rescue my run. Does this Arima Kinen race happen before or after the Christmas unique skill event? Basically, do I need to run an extra race before the Arima Kinen to get to 120k fans, or can I get the fans from the Arima Kinen?

>>531045137
puffy....

I need to roll better supports (cope stage)

How do you get unique skill stars?

>mfw wanted global to release so artists start drawing porn
>it's all just futa goldship

I got monkey paw'd too hard holy shit

will I get lynched by the yakuza if I do this

>>531045072
can they still eat this much during pregnancy?

>>531045214
Even more.

>>531045158
>>531043742

Would Rice marry her trainer if he asked her nicely?

New to the game here, is the way you play on mobile different from the steam version ? I've seen some mechanics like lead contest doesn't appear on mobile.

>>531045193
>>531044612

>>531045197
uma has to be 3*, after that its RNG

>>531045268
Yes, but the race itself is on that day. I need to know whether the race or the event happens first on the day.

>>531045206
Based if true

>>531045158
for golshi the christmas event happened before so i'm guessing you'll have to get the fans to 120k before you run the arima kinen

前へ 前へ そう前へ ~

>>531045098
I guess I'll try the same. Thanks, Goldshi seems like my best shot at long URA. Can you post your stats and cards too?

I've seen a lot of post of people having a fuckton of fans, do they actually do anything?

>>531045295
I don't have an ssr power card

>>531045267
for some reason i just can`t imagine oguri as a mother

post something sleepy

Frontsissies live in fear.

>>531045281
The game runs on Cygame servers and the simulation is exactly the same. The client is only to show visuals or get special inputs (e.g. crane minigame).

>>531045325
Okay thanks, I'll stick her on a race. Time to get my sparks...

i like it when you train scarlet on the treadmill and then she goes >:]

>>531045393
monthly club rankings

>>531045393
the club autism has begun

WHAT'S MY NAME?

Grass wonder is so cute

>>531045393
Guild rankings are fan based, and give rewards each month

>>531045431
I am sure her mum, will explain her the basics of motherhood in terms she understand. Besides Oguri is a kind uma, despite her tisms.

>>531045530
KINGU HALO

>>531045454
Is this end, late or pace?

Is there legend races coming up for agnes or top gun? I want their skins

>>531045530
16th place

>>531045295
>>531045402
I don't even have an sr power card lol

Favorite ult animation?

>>531045206
yeah its pretty bleak honestly guess i'll go back to eastern artists...

>>531045454
Math is for chasers
Just bakushin and run fast

>>531045595
yes that's mine

>>531045632
Is she doing that Titanfall 2 phasing takedown animation?

I don't understand Goldships billions of yen loss controversy. The horse just sperged out in the beginning, why do people assume it was gonna win the race 100% if it didn't spreg out? Are horse races that lopsided? When I first heard people talking about it I thought Goldship was way in the lead at the end of the race and just refused to keep running or something.

>>531045382
sure, but keep in mind i got lucky following a whale with MLB twin turbo, i tried to follow this anon >>531000108 guide and here are his card suggestions >>531001000 but since i have only R power cards and none of my friends had even an SR power i went with the whale option and only focused on speed and wit, but i did friendmaxxed early into the campaign, you can of course replace the cards with something better, and if you actually can balance her stats, that may make her more strong for both medium and late, with that said, good luck! hope you finish the long ura soon
>>531045467
good luck to you too! hope you get 3* sparks

SEEEEEEEEEEEEX

I'm a newfag and I might be retarded, I've done like 20 campaigns with Bourbon and I haven't made it to the finals yet.
I either lose at the Tenno Sho (Spring) because I didn't train enough stamina, or at the Arima Kinen because I have too much/just enough stamina but not nearly enough speed. Any tips? I'm using 3spd, 2sta, 1wit supports.

Belno owes me sex

>come in 7th
>redo
>come in first
why

>>531045724
Previous track records were great. Golshi looked like he was on top form for another win before sperging out.

>>531045685
BASED

>>531045812
RNG do be the do

fucking lol

My wife

When can we pull Happy Meek?

>>531045724
Horse racing is all bullshit

Newfag here, what;s the best choice to use the headstart voucher on?

Spe-chan is a good girl...

>>531045931
Me on the right

>>531045724
i don't know the exact timeline but it just sounds like goldship was an extremely good horse but the actual horse never bothered to use his potential, in this case people underestimated the horse nature and went all in in hopes they'll get an easy payout
it's like when you bet on, let's say PSG to beat Botafogo and Botafogo wins, it's something no one expected but it just happened

>>531045724
I don't know if he was the favourite but the horse was basically on a roll at the time with several G1 wins under his belt so he was a likely pick for winner.
To lose it all on such an unexpected and weird error was crazy, veteran horses just don't goof up like that, they even did an investigation into the gate because something had to be wrong but no, it was just Gold Ship.

>>531045928
Whoever make your pp hard.

I got mcqueen from the random ticket, and now I don't know who to chose with the selector...

I liked Teio in the anime, but also rice shower. And Taiki Shuttle is a good dirt runner, but does it matter

>>531045724
People assume he sperged out on purpose.


>>531045775
>I'm using 3spd, 2sta, 1wit supports.
Don't.

All of you races are medium, so go with 4 spd and 2 sta cards, ideally one of which is super creek, aim for this stamina.

Regarding training, do the training with the most non orange bar horses.

Or read https://docs.google.com/document/d/11X2P7pLuh-k9E7PhRiD20nDX22rNWtCpC1S4IMx_8pQ/preview?tab=t.0

Why is she like this?

What's the meta pick?

>>531045724
Oh and it was only that high because japs are all fucking retards and bet only on the favorite. You can make good money betting on jap races because the odds are always great on other horses

>>531046001
Mid-race because if it procs too early you waste it.

>>531045928
if you have completition autism hold onto it until you get most of them or until there's one left
if you have an specific taste just get whoever you want
if you want meta i think silence suzuka, oguri cap and maybe rudolf, not sure about the last, are probably the top 3 right now

>>531046001
mid-race seems more useful, why would you need stamina regen when you're at max stamina/HP already

japs truly have mental sickness that the claw game has obscene rng. Would have had EIGHT dolls yet all but one actually stayed once the claw moved

is Tachyon a good hors?

>>531045931
slop

>>531046120
good for my penis

anyone have a list of all fixed events in URA finale scenario?

>>531046001
>>531046054
>>531046086
nta but i assumed it was reducing stamina consumption. I really wish there was detailed ingame stats/effects about skills

>>531046105
Just raise your Wit bro.

What

>>531045972
lol can you even imagine being that guy betting on gold ship? so mad they would want to sashimi the horse
its like the stupidest way to lose money ever

>>531046105
Skill issue 1

>>531046190
General pool

>>531045530
John Umas

>>531046176
The wording can be confusing, but they all do the same thing: recover HP.

>>531046190
Holy shit these fucks are retarded

>>531045759
thx

>>531046191
I've been watching lots of keiba as well as my local races since release and so far I'm convinced that it's just mostly luck, no amount of knowledge can give you good success rates on betting, it's just too random unless it's rigged and you're in on it I guess.
The rates are so good that people try anyways.

Do gold sparks mean something different during inspiration?
They are usually silver...

>>531046120
>>531046157

>win by 10 horselenght last race
>lost hard on the last race 2 days later and has to finish carear
nvm shit hors

>>531045632
What the fuck, that's cool

Stat them

>>531046338
>The rates are so good that people try anyways.
the odds*

You just betted your life savings into a horse race betting on the favorite horse but then the horse just stays in the gate doing nothing WWYD?

>>531046190
damn... should've waited...

> game recommends a race
> look inside
> B aptitudes
Fucking assholes

>>531046339
yeah, you get more stuff

cool hors

>>531046183
how to force this event?

>>531046338
At the end of the day you can't predict what an animal is going to do

>>531046379
Probably get divorced and start living under a bridge in Tokyo.

>>531045632
>backflips, triple jump, barrel roll, drink some tea
>5th place
why are they like this

>10 billion layers of rng
what the fuck, when will I have an optimal horse?

>>531046080
Silence suzuka seems like the best choice but she looks kinda bland. Kinda like ogura cap from all the screenshots of her eating so kinda torn between the two.

>>531044540
What's wrong with being a virgin trainer?

>>531046373
Leonard has super high speed and super high guts with low everything else

>>531045207
they dun lynch ppl, they sink you into tokyo bay..

I FUCKING DID THIS JUST NOW
WHY DIDNT IT WORK
GAME IS BUGGED FUCKING SHITTT

>>531046498
After 4 years of QoL

>>531046105
>>531046183
post your best hauls

>>531046558
Were they actually supports you brought? Story npcs don't count.

>>531046426
If by cool you mean dork then yes

>>531046338
maybe this is part of the reason why horse gambling is not as popular anymore
animals is way too unpredictable

>>531046558
did you get the rainbows tho?

You're getting promoted to class 4 right?

heh

LEGALIZE RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN TRAINERS AND UMAS
SEX WITH TRAINER
TRAINERSEX
TORESEX

>>531046558
you probably trained with director or her goons instead of your cards...

>>531046537
Tastes better then they're not corrupted by filthy ningen women

>>531046598
fuck
i dont know
so just cards?

>>531046527
i'm not sure if new players get it too but there's a 7 day event that grants you a 3* uma if you finish it, the week 2 version gives an SSR ticket, what i'm getting at is that if you can wait, you can clear that one, roll, and if you get suzuka or oguri, you can just select the other
>>531046558
reporter and director don't count towards it sadly, you need 5 of your support cards

>>531046558
Supports (Aikawa, the scooper lady) don't count.

>>531046537
It means once you get a taste of horse pussy, you will never be able to back to human women again.

>>531046558
Imagine Kitasan rerollers have to deal with this shit again
>>531046498
I just waiting for Kitasan banner and brick myself by going all in at 22k carats

>>531045694
Nobody remembers or even knows about titanfall these days
God I'm old

>>531046608
no
>>531046638
fucking shit
literally impossible

>>531046651
just cards nyes

>follow the advice saying i should be using the button as my guide and not the actual claw during the minigame
>
Well okay, it actually works

>>531046671
>You have to actually research the race track to learn its tricks
This game involves too much reading and isnt for the mindless casual players

>>531046630
Umamusume do not deserve human parters (pic related)

why irl woman look so ugly compare to the uma
even peak model can't compare

>>531045931
the anime fucking lied to me
i thought spe was a generic blob of genki moe
not this
what the fuck

when do we get horses that wears string bikinis

>>531046793
Suzuka wife

>>531046572
I like how the trainer goes, "I can't lose now!" before doing this

>>531046612
no because I got affected by the week 1 bug

>>531046773
I just follow what CCs tell me.

>>531046763
wait there are people that actually struggle with the clawmachine?

lol
lmao
may i even say
roflcopter
wit issue

>>531046638
Is it actually worth targeting the director/journalist for friendship?

I don't know the exact word for this but do the random character traits not proc frequently? I played 3 careers with goldship and she almost never restricts training options. One time I am pretty sure she didn't even restrict training once in an entire career, if that's not possible she might have restricted training on a day I was gonna race anyway so I forgot about it. The other 2 she restricted training once or maybe twice at most.
Did I just get lucky runs or is the training restriction way less frequent than people made it out to be? I know it would be unbalanced andd probably even unfun for some people if she refuses to train once every 10 days or so but I think it's interesting to have weird horses that give you an extra challenge, it makes runs not feel to samey most of the time.

>>531046373
All S in sex.

>2nd place in URA finale
>clock
>17th
>clock
>18th
>out of clock chances
WHAT THE FUCK

>>531046449
when they were posing for the camera, the other umas were speeding down the straight..

>>531045685
holy based

>>531046816
Who would've thought that Spe is actually Special Chud?

>>531046640
>>531046654
Relationship between a trainer and an uma musume that are enrolled in Tracen aren't allowed
I think

I want to have sex with this horse

>>531046816
Special Week? More like special chud

>>531046851
from what i've read you need to increase the director friendship to upgrade the uma's skill level during special days, not sure what increasing it for the journalist does, she just gives extra of the stat you're training for me

>>531046558
You are simply a lucklet. It's the game's way of saving you from playing an RNG gacha game.

>>531046652
I'm almost done with that so I'd probably wait. Thanks anon.

>>531045095
But Chairman Aikawa isn't human? She's an um-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK

>>531046963
if only shes like this in the anime...

How fast are the banners in global? When is my umadol wife coming?

>>531046987
hope you get someone you want, i want to be as neutral as possible but i got suzuka from there and she's pretty fun too use, but you get bakushin for free so they don't change a lot other than her being for medium races

>>531046953
You won't be allowed to even look at other girls once you do.
Is this acceptable to you?

>>531047102
I wish Daiwa was like this

>>531045632
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/hOCOYWGYxjs
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/MeSZaC7lTnU
Cool ones? I like Durament and Cessario
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/1L9w7ZbWDVI
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/iKsV7XFLQ34
Cute ones? Top Gun Halloween and Manhattan Catfe obviously. I don't know why but for most of them they always fuck the transition to the character in the end

>>531046763
Maybe I'm just a reactionlet but the timing on steam and on a phone are different. The first time I switched to steam I couldn't get any plushies even though I was hitting it dead center on phone and now that I'm used to steam, I can't pull anything when I'm on my phone.

>>531045996
Maybe I'm misunderstanding, does the image imply that I need at least 1080-400=680 stamina AND 2 gold recovery skills? It doesn't seem feasable to get that in my runs, unless I ONLY train stamina and nothing else. Also it's a luxury if I even get a single gold recovery skill.

5

Sorry Satono
I'm already hooked with Super Creek
It wasn't my choice....

Maybe it's because it was just after I woke up when I did this run, but I felt like a complete retard doing it. How do you even hit the power benchmarks when you're supposed to use only speed and stamina cards? 9* Inheritance will only give like 130 or so stat points, and you either train speed and get barely any power or train power and end up like pic related. Not to mention the other stats - I should probably stop spamming G1 races when she only started winning them at the very end, but I needed these fans to upgrade her skill, and the overall stats are still like 2/3 of the necessary total amount, so I doubt these 15 training turns would change anything.

>>531046851
They give free board wide stat boosts if you're not a jobber who can't finish URA

>>531047259
5 what?

>>531046963
>Loves mating with Mejiro Dober
>But lots of people loved mating with Mejiro Dober
Even horsepussy has tierlists and it looks like this one's on S tier.

>>531046373
made for sprint long medium/mile in order

Bros what should I do with the Goddess Statues?
Do you save them to upgrade 3* umas or you prefer using them to turn 1*/2* into 3*s?

>>531047335
>>531047259
5 rounds of sex

I want to play with actually decent sr cards... can't kitasan banner come faster?

>>531047379
With random men

>>531047374
Upgrading 3* umas is pointless.

>>531047335
The minimum amount of children at a time.

>>531047423
speed sr won't really get good until shikoshiko windy

>>531047004
having your protagonist be agressive and not in a playful way to your co-star all the time seems like a bad idea

>>531047374
Save them for when your umas are nearly reaching 3*

>>531047259
5 seconds until she unleashes Nature Blast!

>>531047469
>shikoshiko windy
pffft
umao

>have a horse with ~400-500 in all stats
>it wins URA roughly half the time
>have a horse with 1200 speed, 600 stamina, 600 power, and the other shit at 300
>it wins URA roughly half the time
Am I getting punked?

>>531047442
>>531047489
Noted thanks, I need 15 star pieces to upgrade Agnes to 2* should I do it? (I have 150 statues)

>>531047291
I don't understand why people use stamina cards desu, training power gives decent stamina so I barely ever train stamina itself, only time I do it i when I want skill training or if it's a wat bigger stat boost than anything else.

how the fuck do you even do this
do you just spam every single G1 race

>>531047259
I know what to post during maitenance

does it always have to be sex?
we kinda need to race, you know?

When can I roll again

>>531047519
I'm gonna unleash my nature blast on her

>>531046190
scammed again rofl
enjoy your clovers

>>531047469
yeah but a mlb sweep tosho would be nice

>>531047574
Is that enough for long races?

>>531047540
wait what, her name is shinko windy? i genuinely thought it was shikoshiko

why can't girls with the little white hair streaks at the front be real

>>531047605
what if we did sex races?

>>531047250
680 is easily doable with double stam cards
If you're having trouble just inherit stamina too

>won with bakushin getting 1099 speed at the end of it
>huh
>realize that front runners are easy to train because there are fewer variables and all you need to worry about is getting to 1st place asap and keeping it
>daiwa career next
>try to bakushin her too
>turn up her stamina to compensate for her longer races
>works too
the fuck? front runner meta is real

>>531047661
why the fuck would anyone name his horse "*masturbation sounds* windy"

>>531047250
double stamina skill is ez you have spe and creek
you do have them, right? ;)

>>531047571
Her 3* ult is kinda shitty too, but considering she has one of the best looking 3* outfit, why not?

>>531047250
For long iirc you can go even 2 spd 4 sta cards.

>>531046851
with both maxed you basically always get +50 to all stats finale win

Made my first A-Rank Oguri AND got to visit the onsen with her. Life is good.

>>531047701
thats what I used to think too.. until the narita taishins, goldships dominated the first champions meeting..

>>531047684
What the fuck is sex race

https://rentry.org/umaglobal
Is the stat chart broken for anyone else?
Should've saved my crutch

>you can long press things to see their description instead of going to a submenu of a completely different menu
>you can just click and swipe on the training icons to quickly see where everyone is
AAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME

>>531047874
your irl wit training bwo...

>>531047701
wait until you figure out you can front run on anyone in career, regardless of aptitude

>>531047874
i've mentioned this advice in these threads at least a dozen times now.

>>531047874
anon... everyone just intrinsically understood

>>531047874
Mobile UI shit

Please post all the various Umas doing Shogi lessons you've captured.
I wanna see them with glasses!

>>531047653
Yeah, I usually get between 500 and 600 stamina and swinging maestro or some other stamina skill and I win long races fine.

>>531047965
She’s cute with glasses

>>531047698
>>531047746
>>531047765
idk man, this doesn't seem feasible

>fails a 2% wit training
ok bitch you're going to the factory

I am going to violate Spe-chan, /uma/
You can't stop me

>>531048013
anon... did you roll support banner at all? you didn't just roll umas, right?

Maybe once I get MLB Kitasan people will start giving me friend points...

What does this screen mean?

>forgot about the hot spring tickets
>win URA final
>fast forwarded through the entire scene

>>531048072
Bwo, your Archives?

>>531047980
In career sure, but that has a hidden stam bonus. If you're breeding horse for actual long races, that's nowhere near enough.

>>531048013
bwo where is ur spe... and the 2 free SSR tickets...

>>531046671
>>531046773
how do i go about learning this information? is it in the game? or is there some guide online about it?

>>531048072
>not having "don't skip unread events" on
kwab

>>531048141
I was on a salty spark farming streak

>>531048131
https://xn--gck1f423k.xn--1bvt37a.tools/
wait until some autist made an english mirror

>>531048131
gametora or https://alpha123.github.io/uma-tools/skill-visualizer-global/#cid=10903

Bruh what happened to 3

>>531048210
i... i ate them

:3

>>531048116
>2 free SSR tickets...
One from week 2 missions, but the other were is it from?

>>531048065
>put in the MLB free spe card in
>get tons of newbies taking it
>but now everyone has one and its less interesting (also the card sucks ass)
>put in a MLB Daitaku Helios which gives a good recovery skill and an easy hot topic
>nobody bothers taking the card anymore
is should put the spe back in so newfag retards and bots take it

>>531048109
Yeah for pvp I have no idea what works and doesn't

>>531048053
I rolled a bit, but none of these seemed very good for what I'm trying to do

>>531048210
Goldship got uppity.

>>531048068
how much your hors beat the others by

>>531047980
>swinging maestro
Which requires SC aka stam card.

>>531045759
I got it! I got very unlucky with some failure and mood downs and had to burn all clocks on the finals, but it was enough for LONG champion.

>>531048246
they gave one for free bwo https://x.com/umamusume_eng/status/1943493034903245298

Can't believe this ditzy bimbo fucking lost

>>531048356
I can.

>>531048356
>282 stamina

Anyone have a legacy uma with 3* Speed Lead| 6* Stam parents I can borrow?

>>531048253
why are you using shitter R cards when you actually have some good SSRs and SRs? I feel like I'm getting baited.

>>531048414
That's what abilities are for ffs

>>531048065
I have a level 20 creek (saving money) and people are still borrowing that lole

>>531048253
are you retarded

>stellar career
>not a single loss
>4 stats over 600
>1* wit
>2* turf
>1* unique
>1* Hanshin course
i hate this game

>>531048482
>227 wit

>>531048482
recovery abilities work as a percentage of stamina. If you have garbage stamina they still won't do anything.

>>531048474
>>531048506
I though I had to look for this stat on the card, no?

>>531048512
Spark farming is just asking for trouble with the current percentages.

>>531048289
Oh yeah guess I'm retarded, I always borrow a Creek but my deck itself doesn't have stamina cards. I guess I forgot about the creek.

>>531047874
>you can long press things to see their description instead of going to a submenu of a completely different menu
I tried this by reflex and found out myself, as much as I hate mobile-centric UX design being familiar with common patterns helped
>you can just click and swipe on the training icons to quickly see where everyone is
I will try this out, thank you.

Huh, I've just realized that I have never seen Tazuna's ears
Is she an Uma?

>>531048601
So they'll buff it one day?

>>531048253
FUCK YOU I WISH I HAD THOSE

>>531048592
it does matter but its not the only thing that matters. just use this for now for your speed cards, use your vodka SSR and borrow a super creek.

It's ugly

>>531046963
Surely her pussy can't be THAT good

>>531048253
AHHH YOU LUCKY BASTARD

How many men can super creek swinging maestro in one night?

>>531045931
Reminder that there is nothing more dangerous than a horny "good girl"

> Finally got my first 3*
> Bad 1* grandparents since it was from a leftover run
Step 1 / a fuckton

>>531048849
only me

Is inbreeding ever an issue in horse racing?

>>531048876
Based Tachyon.

I had no idea Special Week was this thirsty

Can I delete cards from my account? I just got a stinky, ugly, stupid special week and I really don't want her.

>>531048876
whore list

>deck full of guts cards as a joke
>easily win nearly every single career race except for two early ones
what the fuck
if i actually move around the support deck a bit, slap on some better legacies, and make some better training decisions i might start doing this more often

>>531048876
man o' war's DNA is found in nearly every american race horse today.

It's over.

Are there no welfare umas besides the 5 you get in tutorial? It feels kinda sparse out here if I gotta save everything to have any hope of getting 30k for kitasan before banner ends

>>531048876
Too much inbreeding can cause issues yes

How do I uncap the Mejiro from the story? Do I need to roll her from the shop?

Is maruzensky’s unique title still super car in english? Or did they change if to hot rod like in the convos..

>>531048876
>Agnes Tachyon
Is her in-game career story about her actually being a cripple based on the real horse's story? If so, how the fuck did a cripple manage to fuck at least 2755 times in 30 years?

>>531049149
Store

>>531048876
Rice Shower...
Silence Suzuka...

>>531048984
fuck you

threesome with spechan and suzuka
thoughts?

>>531048876
>top 10
What a damn fine horse

>>531049165
She was goated so they kept rolling the dice, some inherited the bone disease others went on to being great horses like Scarlet.

>>531044339
punch teio to the womb. make her cry herself to sleep

>>531048876
Inbreeding doesn't cause issues, retard. There's a reason Royalty is inbread but tells peasants that inbreeding is wrong. Inbreeding improves your bloodline and elites don't want the peasants taking over.

>>531048706
>LB0 Kitasan is just D
So she's just whale bait?

how bad is it bros

>>531046558
put your grasses on, nothing will be wong
>>531046654
what do umas smell like? actual horses or rather heavenly?

>>531049276
Can confirm, this anon was inbread and they rose up just fine.

HUGE POP
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/84I12F_YIJQ?feature=share

>>531049304
>fine motion
>bourbon SR
>marvelous sunday SR
>kiryuin
you're fine anon
enjoy the game

>>531049304
unironically reroll on kitasan banner

doing a full nelson on el condor to prove who's the real luchador

>>531049304
spe +narita taishin +amazon +fine motion +aoi +borrowed creek you should be fine in most runs

>>531049175
THAT isn't welfare anon

>>531049327
Thanks but unfortunately I am not inbred, hopefully some of my recent ancestors were but I cannot be sure of that.

>>531049276
We were told it's bad so we wouldn't have sex with our hot sisters. I think a lot of issues in life could be solved if we could pop a hot one in our sisters.

Speedo

>>531049276
royalty was inbred because they didn't want to share their shit with other families lmao

>>531049476
How do I stop Spe from being a fatass?

>>531048706
All my cards right now are not even in E tier due to being R cards or not having dupes. Outside of the Spe-card
Kitasan would be an improvement

Im getting so many fails on low percent's holy shit
this is must be my divine punishment for succeeding so many 25%+ trainings

>>531049549
You don't and I will destroy you if you try and put her on a diet

I know it's the point of the horse but damn King Halo is a mess

>starting skills are for sprint and late surger, which is already a meme
>the other 4 skills are for medium, sprint, and mile
>career has you run in all 4 distances
>you have to win both sprint and medium, not even mile straight up 1200 and

At least all I have to do in Kikusha is run

>>531048992
Are you winning g1 races and getting those lines, sometimes mine doesnt appear and it hurts inside

>>531047205
Please help a poor man and teach me how get plushies

>>531048861
seeeeeeeeex

>>531049594
Nowadays Im scared to even roll beyond 10%

>>531049625
Bite me, my budget isn't infinite

>>531049594
are we getting Twin Turbo horse? I like this retard

>>531049696
you are going for the plushie with the large sparkle, right?

>>531049696
read somewhere the button aligns perfectly with the claw n it helps, not sure thou

>>531049276
>Inbreeding doesn't cause issues, retard. There's a reason Royalty is inbread but tells peasants that inbreeding is wrong. Inbreeding improves your bloodline and elites don't want the peasants taking over.

>>531049696
put your finger right below where the claw is and let go of the button as soon as your finger lines up with the center of the plushie's head.

>>531048724
Kitasan Black is ugly*

>>531049862
>playing on mobile

>>531049756
You heard him Spe-chan, bite him

Track and distance rating matters but not much for running style???? Why???

>put taiki and grass in the same team trials
>"Grass, are you ready?"
>"yes des"
cute
any other team interaction?

>>531049594
If you're hitting 2% fails constantly then that means you have good gacha luck :)

>>531049662
What lines are you talking about anonfriend, if you mean the post-race dialogues then yeah, they're very nice for the huge skill point gain
I think my full list was
>Hanshin Juvenille Fillies (3rd)
>Oka Sho (1st)
>Japanese Derby (1st)
>Shuka Sho (1st)
>Queen Elizabeth II Cup (1st)
>Arima Kinen (1st)
>Osaka Hai (1st)
>Victoria Mile (1st)
>Yasuda Kinen (1st)
>Autumn Tenno Sho (1st)
>Japan Cup (1st)
>Arima Kinen (1st)
Rolled half decent in terms of white sparks and the blue spark too, so I'm happy, good building point to work towards better and better parents

>>531049696
you can get 3 reliably more than that is just RNG

>>531049924
i play on pc, you can put your finger on your screen on PC too.

>>531049627
do you like pagpag?

>Additional Data (33mb) needs to be downloaded
AIIIIIIIIIIEEEE THEY'RE MINING BITCOINS

>>531049842
>mewing-peasants wish they had a chin this glorious

>finally got the hot springs ticket
GOLD SHIP SEXO

>>531049696
always pick middle

>>531049978
track and distance will affect your overall stats as well as your speed/acceleration
low running aptitude tanks your wit stat into the dumpster but otherwise doesn't do anything
you can survive without it in career because you statmog every other horse but it will fuck you in pvp because wit is very important

Why is she like this?

>>531049696
Pick the upright plushie, those fall less. Also you need a big one and two small ones if possible.

>>531049756
>he didnt apply for theTracen Food Fond for married Trainers
ngmi Anon. Oguri gets to eat as much as she wants and I keeo my money

>got Teio stepped on in the Ura semifinals
Where do I sign up for the hate club?

>>531050112
>

>>531044280 (OP)
Did you know? Despite being 1% of the posters, JP makes 90% of the OP.

>>531050126
god dammit woman, can you please take off the cap like your alts!!!!

>>531049594
>>531049751
I had a great run completely ruined because of a failed 7% followed by 3 turns trying to fix practice poor.

>>531050206
The hat stays on during sex

If your uma is not on this list she is a loser and will graduate from Tracen a virgin.

>>531050126
>El Condor Pasa takes off her mask (according to other anons here)
>Gold Ship doesn't take off her hat
>>531050206
Does Gold Ship take off her hat and ear covers during swimming/pool training?

>>531050275
Yep thats the sex face.

>start to lose interest in the game since the only way to improve my roster is by raising new Umas with guest veterans, meaning I can effectively only do 3 careers a day
>finally get that 3* speed on the day where I'm about to take a break from the game
They know.

>>531050278
>fine motion
WE'RE GETTING MARRIED!!!

>>531050126
The WHAT!?

I have used ALL of my toughness thingies. I'm free. FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Is it possible to win Arima Kinen with Haru Urara??

>>531050356
BurnoutGOD

>>531050278
>nishino flower
>mayano top gun
Toreena-san... you've got some explaining to do...

>>531050307
not really, but her alts doesn't have that piece of crap in her head.

>>531050396
Yea

>>531050435
I like em young and you keep saying your old...

>>531050356
>using TP restore outside of events
anon...

>>531050327
>he doesn't know

>>531050396
Yes with some parenting nonsense, but it's a race you're supposed to lose.

>>531049627
Have you considered using non shit parents?

Which of these 3* Umas will I likely have more fun with given I am retarded and new. I think both look cute.

>>531050396
someone in leddit already did.

>>531050396
Yes
You build legacies such that you end up with at least 7 stars worth of Long and Turf pink sparks, and make sure they're on legacies with the best compatibility with Haru Urara. Then you pray to RNGesus that those pink sparks activate during Inspirations.

>>531050323
9* speed awaits you brother

Teio a cute!

>>531050180
My biggest nightmare of me getting Teio stepped when she was boxed several lengths back and I was extremely near the goal and she managed to get out of the box and zooms, I was extremely dumbfounded by it like how is it even fucking possible its like she has 5000 speed added to her.
>>531050159
DAMN BRAT

>>531050278
why is cesario breaking the loli trend??

This bitch really refers to herself as Teio-sama

>>531050545
Suzuka is all in on keeping the lead. If you lose it you lose the race.

>>531050396
Yes

So you're telling me I've been getting baited by picking R cards with "specialty priority" the whole time? This wasn't even close...

Okay now sit your asses down
We need to discuss this in earnest

Are the Umas actually named "Manhatten Cafe" or "Vodka" from their parents or are these stage names they came up with?
Because no fucking way some guy in Japan has a freak Uma accident baby and is like "Ah, I'm gonna name her TeeEhm Opera Oh"

>>531050545
Do you like overtaking fags at the last minute or leaving them in 5 lengths in the dust while maintaining 1st the entire race?

>>531050278
Base Curren-chan or wedding Curren-chan?

flat is OPTIMAL racing form.

Horse too smart.
At least she won Arima Kinen, her interactions with Ticket and Taishin were cute and her big sister dynamic at the end with Narita Brian was lovely, one of the better normal endings.

Why is Stay Gold loli?

>>531050742
do you have one for McQueen

She's simply the best

>>531050356
>Wasting up TP before Kitasan Black and upcoming event

She is too cute...

>my first onsen ticket ever after days of playing
>it's for Urara
I'M GONNA SHOOT MYSELF

>>531050790
he was a smol horse

JUST GOT HOT SPRING TICKET WITH MY WIFE BIWA PLEASE WISH ME LUCK ANONS AAAAAAAAAAAA

>>531050742
Now run your tests with Narita Brian.

I need someone to tell me about this honse and how much sex I'll have with a hot springs ticket

>>531050865
it's more sovlful than bakushin taking your onsen virginity

I WANT FOREVER YOUNG TO BREAK SECRETARIAT LEGEND I WANT HIM TO BECOME THE LEGEND CHANGER

>>531050682
>>531050690
Holy shit, I'm inspired to try it now

>>531050591
Yeah I had a good on lead on her as well but then she just zoomed past, my ult didn't activate but I'm not sure if it could've saved me honestly.

>>531050704
I assume just like horses in real life, if you make an Uma kid you are required to name the stupidest shit ever

Item check

>>531050671
Does that make it harder to get a solid version of her?
>>531050713
Whichever works more consistently since both are just different ways to say I AM SPEED just for different lengths of time

>>531050703
Just saw a Mejiro lady sexually assault her trainer on the turf with neither uma nor human stopping her...Japan has fallen, umaillions must be segregated.

>>531050703
Wife

>>531050703
ew a hag

>>531050884
Succeed where I failed sheepbro
She was more lovey dovey on trainer-san than I expected so I imagine her onsen scene is very cuddly as well.

>>531050703
This triggers my mature woman fetish.

>>531050704
These are cool names, I bet yours is shitty ass boring compared to those.
Something like "John" at best and "Nguyen" at worst.

>multi-pals cards
>you can literally NTR your horse by dating 3 different umas for free energy and mood
um based

>you can cuck Teio out of her career with Nice Nature's optional races and you get special scenes for winning them
SOVL.

Newfag guides still applicable for global?

>>531050946
Its a waste of time bro. You're gonna do a dozen or more runs before inspiration event procs both or multiple sparks.

Should I try to min max it or just do normal runs and hope I get lucky eventually, how bad are the odds?

>>531051085
I'd pull for Summer Biwa, she's just covered from on her 3 version

>>531051145
My first and last name translates into The Grand King Penis.
my penis is below average

>first Spe career
>parent Oguri has 3 stars Stamina and Long
bros???

>>531050704
they will never surpass the GOAT name anyway

>>531050704
Gee, I wonder, anon.

>>531051227
Nvm, I found the global version.

>>531050703
honey, save it for when we get home..

>>531051239
It took me like 10-20 tries. Sometimes it could just showup early

>>531051239
just do your runs normally and hope for the best

I don't want to grind when there isn't an event on. it feels like a waste

>>531050016
Legit might be true I literally got Super Creek as I was thinking about wanting to get her
That "Under The Weather" condition is kicking my ASS

We hate Rice Shower here

It finally happened

>>531051280
>17th century humor
this is just 2008 /b/ shitposting

>>531051276
>speed

>>531051345
>>531051351
Thanks

>>531050704
I think the TM comes from the name of the ranch/trainer, Opera is the name of the horse and the O after name means "king".
Not sure though.

ウマオオオオ (GOD CLAN, RULERS OF /uma/)
>POWERGAP
umagg
Sakuraniku formerly known as Horsypuss formerly known as SpeedFreak
Clover
>PowerBRIDGE
UmaDash
Dacchis
>POWERGAP (TRUE)
CloverClub
HonseFun
Uma&Co
>POWER CANYON (DO NOT GO BEYOND THIS POINT IF YOU VALUE YOUR SANITY)
Haythere
Calumet
Glue em up
>POWER GALAXY (BRICKED BEYOND THIS POINT)
NotBricked
Basashi
>POWERGAP EQUAL TO THE DISTANCE BETWEEN HELL AND HEAVEN (COMPLETELY SEPARATED FROM GOD)
/Uma/niki
/Uma/ Club
CUMA
>UNMEASURABLE POWERGAP (RANK IN THE NEGATIVES, YOU NEED TO PAY CARROTS TO CYGAMES EACH MONTH)
AreUaBrick
/uma/

>>531051451
Pot8O's = potatoes is unironically clever

>>531051435
Slander.

>>531051435
I want to throw a rock at her legs as she's racing.

Is Ironwill worth it for late/end umas?

God I NEED Super Creek nursing handjob

Does parent affinity affect how many blue spark procs you get?

>>531050851
Holy fuck look at that mareussy

>>531051506
Retard, you named my club thrice in different categories.

I NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED IT

>>531051506
I just wish I was in a club that actually traded shoes man.

>>531046190
is this the original pool or one of the rate ups?

We got to the finals but lost - I've run mediums and longs the whole career but I got miles for the semi and finals, that wasn't very nice.
Thanks for the advice everyone.

my adult woman fetish is flaring up...

>>531051403
Mama...

>>531049291
not really if you look closer the majority are lb'd some
And for some reason the random anti-kitas forget there are free lbs given l8r

AHHHHHHHHHHHH I WANT TO FUCK A HORSE SO BAD

>Gives very helpful advice from time to time since she's been reporting on Uma Musumes for a long time and helps give an outsider's perspective
>Helps raise (You) and your Uma Musume's reputation through the roof by hyping you up all the time in her articles
>Has been by your side and follows alongside you for the whole 3 years of your Uma Musume's Career
>And most importantly...
>DOESN'T WEAR A HAT SO IT'S BASICALLY 100% CONFIRMED THAT SHE'S A NINGEN AND NOT A DECEIVING UMA TRYING TO PRETEND TO BE A NINGAN
I believe we should marry Otonashi instead

I LOVE LATE/END HORSES I LOVE GOING FROM 15TH TO 1ST

>>531051558
It's not worth it for any distance

>>531051506
>>531051628
We may be completely separated from god, but at least we trade shoes.

>>531050275
need... horse sloppy...

>>531051506
i cringed a little

>>531051753
Her chances fo being a human are pretty good but I don't think we've seen her human ears.

>>531051787
Alright, good to know

>>531051753
I don't care about this bitch's approval at all.

I have absolutely no idea who to train for the upcoming legend sprint races. I only have bakushin and king halo and they're among the opponents too.

>>531051913
Mejiro McLost.

>>531050136
well that explains why S style seemed no dif

>>531051753
>hangs out in training spots where no one else is to "report" on your "training" (no one is there training)
Stupid bitch, I hate you. You don't even heal energy.

Taiki is so retarded it hurts my head hearing her speak. She's unplayable without muting the game. Is she actually relevant in the anime? I don't think I can bring myself to watch if she shows up regularly.

What are the % chances of the acupuncture event?

what decide what your final URA runs will be?
as in sprint/miles/medium/long
it's kinda random...

>>531052075
Still better than M*chico.

>>531049594
I got a 1% failure with practice perfect and a rainbow, legit pissed me off

>>531051997
you have to train your horses in a balanced manner to field your pvp teams anyways.
just keep patching up your weaknesses and you'll have all your bases covered.

Got my 9* speed, power and Stam. When will we need wits and guts sparks?

>>531052105
Your most run race.
If you've done more long races than any other type you'll always get long finals.

>>531051689
Your w-welcome, cursedspeedbro

>>531051913
>Speed U1F 1318/1937
>the rest of the maximum stats are over 1200
>2188 skill points
what the fuck am i looking at and how do you get that many skill points? can you win races without skills just by pure stats?

ETA on when they'll unlock this instead of forcing me to go to gametora?

>>531052075
Taiki is the best and also the sexiest

>>531051913
> this is a game about horse racing

>>531051997
The only other horses I can think of are air groove and taiki shuttle

TRVTH APOCALYPSE

>>531051997
>>531052281
fuck, I don't have king halo, air groove, or taiki. am I fucked?

team trials is a fucking meme. What is this shit stop ruining my round numbers.

>>531051753
Counterpoint:

>>531052384
SUMMON THE ELECTOR COLTS

>>531051730
So this game will have sunlight stones for support cards?

>>531052075
Anon has no taste des! Let's enjoy! :D

>>531052384
kek

>>531052492
I love Korean women

>>531051753
ngl, I wish she had a hat too and was a stealth uma li;lk

>>531052385
Well, you really only need 1 horse to win the race, you can just sorta build a debuffer horse as your third one. But it can't have F or G in sprint or else the debuffs won't even proc cause she's too far behind

>>531052492
unironically repulsive

>guy i'm following with LB2 fine motion swapped it for MLB event spe
nigger what are you doing

>>531052483
ya something like that. supposedly half-anni was jp first

>>531052492
never post 3d in here again faggt

>>531052586
faggotino

>>531052616
I wish Norn Ace is a real playable horse

anyone have a 3* stam mcqueen?
I'm trying to get a 9* stam goldship with mcqueen + mayano parents so i can breed the ultimate mayano
442676210275 if anyone wants my code

>>531051085
I DID IT BWO

>>531052616
135660338217
Gotchu senpai

>>531052492
ERM, WHERE ARE HER HORSE EARS?

>>531052586
It's okay to be unironically gay

>>531052658
>i may have bad taste and I'm straight and proud
yeah we know it

What affects mood in daily races etc?

>>531052690
Congrats!
Please post the onsen and stats/skills as well
No way I'm running it back now but I want to win with her later.

>>531052384
based

Why did they make Tachyon a crazy doctor?

>>531052481
kek
>>531052483
they give a fuck ton out for events so we'll get them even faster
it's extremely normal on jp to roll 1 copy of something and then max dupe it through currency

>>531052812
for (me)
I love crazy science bitches

>>531052616
>whale swapped his 3lb Super Creek for some bullshit 0lb card
I can't be mad since I was freeloading. Maybe he just likes the art.

Horses should rape me

>>531051997
Bakushin, Halo and Air Groove are the main options assuming it's turf. You could do Bourbon too. Top Gun if you have some top tier sprint sparks.

These are my two at the moment, not the best but also not bad. Halo's career fucking sucks so haven't managed that yet.

>>531052209
When you go over 1200 your stat becomes a U
The letter refers to each 100 over that you are, the number is every 10 over the value
U F 1 is 1200 + 100 + 10
>can you win races without skills just by pure stats?
Yeah but this is the case in every scenario, it starts hard, you improve, get better cards, get better legacies, you can then win through stats only so you save skill points until the end of career screen because buying skills there gives discounts to them all

>>531052171
how the fuck, I've been grinding for a 9* speed for days with no success

I thought this was a gate icon but it's actually a book