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holy shit a kitasan black just flew over our house
so is like, running sprints considered loser behavior in the horse universe?
These threads are finishing faster than a horse cock.
I LOVE DIA MORE THAN I LOVE KITASAN!
IS TODAY THE GREAT UMA MASSACRE ARE PEOPLE DYING?
This bitch ruins my whole career run
Today is the day Kitasan gets blacked
>>531448496It's just not as prestigious.
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>only 3 more hours till /uma/ shits themselves rolling for kitasean nigro
ready to reroll, /uma/cuck?
>>531448360 (OP)So this horse when?
>>531448542I would actually gamble on her if she'd appear early in the run and not right before my final goal
9 more hours till half the general rerolls for a mid support card
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>>531448360 (OP)I need Kitasan Black so Sakura Bakushin O could go 20L on these loser horses
???
did the uma general have some schism recently?
>>531448542>He let someone else take his uma's anal virginity.
>>531448502OP
>>531440206 is just afraid someone will bake before him so he does it on page 6.
I don't even care that much about kitasan I just want my own mlb super creek
Sakura Bakushin O cured my depression
>>531448636People tried to split into JP client and global client to reduce confusion, but autistic people are attached to the number and wanted the global client to be the spinoff general instead
You hear the faintest shift of footstepsโcautious, almost hesitant. Turning around, you see her.
Mejiro McQueen.
She stands just inside the doorway, her arms folded gently across her chest. Her usual confidence seems tempered by something softer. Her silver hair falls around her face in loose waves, and her expression isโฆ uncertain.
โIโm notโฆ disturbing you, am I?โ she asks, her voice barely louder than a whisper.
You shake your head. She steps closer, slowly, the sound of her boots on the wooden floor unnaturally loud in the quiet room. Her eyes search yours for permission, for reassurance.
โIโโ she starts, then falters. โMay I stay for a moment?โ
You nod again, and that tiny gesture seems to unspool the tension in her shouldersโjust a little. She walks up beside you and looks down at your clipboard, pretending to take interest, but her gaze keeps flicking to your hands.
โI always feel calm when Iโm around you,โ she murmurs. โBut lately, itโs beenโฆ different. Heavier.โ
She fidgets, brushing a lock of hair behind her ear. Then, without looking up:
โI know itโs strange. Uma Musume arenโt meant to feel this way toward their trainers. And Iโve never heard of any others whoโwho want more than encouragement or praise.โ
She swallows and looks at youโher cheeks tinted with the softest pink. โBut when you pat my shoulder after a win, when you look at me and smile during races... it makes me wishโฆ I could be a little closer. Just for a moment.โ
Her voice drops to a near whisper, and she's so close now that you can smell the faint scent of her perfume. โIs that selfish?โ
Are the mailbox rewards still going to be available after Kitasan comes out or are they expiring? I want to reroll for her but I'm not sure whether to do it now or wait.
>>531448529The yakuza wants to know your location
Top gun is pure sexo with a girl like her i would Sire 20 umas
>>531448360 (OP)Why the fuck is manga Super Creek so different than in the game?
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I spend all my carats on the uma gacha as soon as I get them. I want them all to have their signature racewear.
>>531448737when does she start farting
>>531448502nothing is finishing we just have a tranny that makes shit threads as early as he can get away with
So do I just train one horse for each stat and then pass them onto my main horse? Bakushin is the best one for speed, right? Whatโs the best 1-2* stamina one?
>>531448721Sex with Sweaty Sakura Bakushin O after the race
>>531448737Sorry, I love Raisu Showah
I'm starting to understand why fucking up your training can hurt you Uma.
>>531448529I love big butt horses
>>531448721Unmaked El Condor Pasa
Which one is the Baka Gaijin/ Ken-sama horse?
>>531448737W-What happens next?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZaD1EojWSA
horses run HOT
>>531448767No goo goo babies.
>>531448767She's just better at larping as a villain than game Creek.
>>531448529Do you think she does anal?
>>531448841It's mostly luck early game I think. My 500 rating Goldship has 3 star speed spark and I have no idea how that happened it was like the second career I ever did.
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FINAL KITASAN FUNDS TALLY WE ARE SO GONNA MAKE IT BROS
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Even the Ogre couldnt beat Bakushin
Truly the GOAT
I FINISHED MY MISSIONS AND GOT THIS DID I DO GOOD IDK I AM NEW TO HORSE GACHA
>>531448742does anyone know?
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WOOSH! I cast a WITCH'S CURSE upon your Kitasan Black rolls!
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>>531447712Rice Shower-god I kneel... although looking at the stats idk why it dominated so hard
anyway medium race too, starting at :25
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>>531448868its funny how the japanese fear muscle definition
How do you make the legacy bonuses stack? Sometimes with the stats its +5, +5, +5 but then sometimes its +5, +10? I really want a +15
I WANT TO ROLL ALREADY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>531449045You are now cursed to MLB satono diamond
>>531449104More Sweep copies? Hell yeah.
It feels so weird how during bakushin O's career you are intentionally undermining her wishes and goals by gaslighting her but the game pretends like you're not behaving like a scumbag and it is a good thing of you to do.
Especially when her story scenes double down on how she absolutely does not want to be a sprinter and rejects trainers that try to pidgeonhole her into the role.
What an absolutely bizar career storyline when in every other storyline the trainer respects their Uma's goals.
>>531449085YOU'RE A GOOD BOY NOW FOR MOMMY GOO GOO GA GA BABY MILKIES
I could have sworn Shade was one of the composers for this game some of the tracks have major Sengoku Rance vibes.
>>531449085I still in search for a trainer that has her maxed out
REMINDER THAT YOUR ROLLS WILL BE CURSED IF YOU DONT MARATHON SEASON 3 TODAY
YOU DONT HAVE MUCH TIME LEFT
>spend entire career doing Sprint races almost exclusively
>Mile spark
Are you for real
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umm bros how do I MLB my Spe-chan? did I miss something?
So is there a decent guess as to when JP banners come out or is it mostly guess work?
>>531449203Now do King Halo's story for a full whiplash.
>>531449203She literally can't do it though. The only weird part is that the trainer won't be up-front with her. But if she's not a distance runner, she's not a distance runner. Training only goes so far.
>>531449268yes, the event
>>531448767What the lack of Goo-goo babies does to Creek.
>>531449268Oh no no no no no
>>531448723Nobody is for the split, retard.
>>531448594Like 2-3 months I think?
>>531449262cuuuuuuuuuuuuuute
>>531449174You are now cursed to get raped by me.
>>531449141I got a 33 speed and I have no idea how. It's just luck I think.
>>531448767Creek was like Rice shower except not cringe and she actually delivered on graduating from being a heel
>>531449104I WON'T LET YOU TAKE THEIR KITASAN FUNDS.
>>531449228Shade isn't the composer, but Yasunori Nishiki is one of the composer.
>>531448737This looks too well written to be an AI prompt. You're not actually writing McQueen fanfiction, right anon?
>>531449203Every trainer is different, Bakushin got a shit one I guess.
I don't know why they made it so bittersweet, the horse was a SprintGOD, they should've just built up a rivalry angle with Nishino Flower.
>>531449235Does destroying my body at a biokineticist count for anything?
>>531449448>em dashesit's obviously GPT
>>531449330We let Haru run Arima even though it's hopeless
Post what's playing on your jukebox NOW!
>>531449203Especially how in King Halo and Bourbon's cases the trainer do bow to their wish and basically forced to train them as longfag.
>>531449392I'm just not gonna save haha.
I know I know but
I'm just not gonna do it.
What happens if I only get one kitasan from sparking and have zero carots?
>>531449223>A grown 30+yr old unc wrote this
Start a family with Gold ship.
>>531449203I felt so sad for her when she finally gets to run a mile but she realises she's already a senior so its too late for her to start doing long distance races.
>>531448868>>531449259Is this the backsexual thread?
I still need 6500 carats for 30k
>>531449152Same, I wanted to play already but everyone and their moms said to wait for kitasan black and since i'm a filthy metaslave I have to wait for the rerolls
>>531449262-1iq every click
>>531449203Other umas have the capability to reach their dreams while Bakushin doesn't. It's the responsible thing to do. Better be the best uma sprinter rather than a mediocre medium runner.
>>531449513Bakushin Bakushin Bakushinshin. It's always Bakushin Bakushin Bakushinshin. Bakushin!
>>531449563Sorry, it's over. You may as well play another gacha
>>531449592Just be lucky. It's literally that easy.
>>531449392Wouldnโt want to be in a pvpfag group anyways
>>531449497Trainer lets Urara run the Arima Kinen because she doesn't take racing seriously and he wants her to feel truly upset by getting stomped in her dream race in order to spark her competitive flame.
>>531449568>a grown ass man wrote 'unc' because the teenage girls he follows on twitter use it
>>531449662NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Forget Kitasan, WHAT UMAS ARE YOU SAVING FOR AFTER THIS BANNER
>>531449571But I have sprinter genes...
>>531449571Twitter was raging hard because of this pic.
>>531449551and if the game was more strict, those careers would be literally impossible
>>531449737HIshi Amazon
Meisho Doto
Akebono
>>531449592Just buy some bro. Don't you have a job?
>>531449737Manhattan Cafe
What is she talking about? Itโs very normal for umas to fuck their trainers. Almost unusual if they donโt.
>>531449737Matikanetannhauser.
>>531449765You would know.
>>531449765Thanks for sharing. I was definitely curious what Twitter was doing. Make sure to give us more regular updates on what's happening on Twitter.
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My wife is very cute
>>531449656this is unhiged content but strangely charming, really weird uk garage.
Are these two fucking every night in their room? Does Nice Nature dominate Mayano Top Gun
>>531449571>only one childpathetic
>>531449927errmm natie is roommates with marvelous-chan
>>531449927No. Now go back to
>>>/u/
stop with the fucking cat speak. you are NOT a woman and will NEVER be a wowan
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bros why are horse girls so sexy...?
>>531449679Nice x meme you normalfaggot
>>531449765Why does twitter hate cute things?
>>531449737Almond. I donโt care how long the wait is.
>>531449737new years uma banner, sparking for new years opera and hoping to get wedding air groove and/or doto in the 200 pulls
>>531449737Narita Taishin, I doubt I'm going to have enough gibs for her after Kitasan Black so Hishi Amazon. Then after that I take a fat hibernation then wake up for Cafe's banner.
>>531449737Honestly they all look pretty mid. I'm happy with my Silent Suzuki, Mejiro McQueen, Special Week and the emo bitch I forget her name
>>531449765why would they be upset? I think itโs very cute
>>531449678But I want the guaranteed freebie
>>531449845no and no
I only have 9000 carats because I couldnโt stop myself from pulling. The consequences of my actions have finally caught up to me.
>>531448737I fucking hate AI because now these posts have little to no impact anymore.
>>531449765Why would they care
>cinderella gray actually making me want to save up for christmas oguri once I blow my load on kitasan
I used to dislike oguri's design but she is too wholesome in the anime series for me to hate her
>>531449927Nattie is just teaching her adult things to do with toreina-san, of course
>>531449737I'm kinda feeling like Kirito horse but nah it's gonna be Christmas Oguri for that meta. Sike, I'm not gonna play this unpaid job for that long lol.
>>531450074need to fuck this pikachu
>>531449737See you in 2 and half years.
>>531449737I will rely on my instincts, guts, and my power, but I want to roll this Temu Saber one day.
>>531449718>grown ass man>teenage girls on twitterUnc, there's no need to get mad and project.
Not everyone's a fucking weirdo like you lol
>>531449571This is adorable.
get fucked scarlet, this is the run
>>531449737I don't know...
I kind of want Eishin Flash, I also kind of want Cafe.
The Uma I really want is very, very far away...
>>531449398This just reminds me of what they took from us
https://x.com/saseeeeeeeee2/status/1945088501298385244
kino..
>>531448360 (OP)8 hours until satono diamond becomes the #1 enemy...
>>531449398>no-eyes hentai rapist haircutwhy would someone draw this
>>531449698Just saying we coulda done the same with Bakushin. Hell just letting her run an actual long course in practise would force her to look at reality
>>531449587Truly Umamusume muscle art is gods gift to humanity.
531450148
holy fucking tourist
>>531450025Thank you for complementing my twitter meme friend
I have 15 emulator instances ready to go.
>>531450148Nta but why would you out yourself as underage like this?
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>>531449131gg, wtf happened to that Tachyon lmao
>>531449737why does no one want seiun sky...
so all those umas that are currently just support cards
do they all eventually become trainees?
>>531450227#1 enemy of my dick
>>531449927Topgun's roommate is Teio
People keep talking about the Kitasan Black support card. But how is the Kitasan black?
>>531450345no one knows because no one can use her lol
>>531450307Guess I need more acceleration for my Rice
>>531450148Summerfag exposing himself lmao
>>531450345I blacked her with my bbc
>>531449737all of them, except the alternative costumes
>>531450314Yea, some really far away though.
how do you FREAKS already have A ranked horses
>>531450314all of them
except Happy Meek
>>531449392unironically isn't it bait to roll for kitasan black?
just get other umas and borrow a whales MLB since you won't MLB for a year or two anyway
>>531450227>>531450323What's her deal /uma/
Every Uma has a gimmick or some kind of autism.
EVERY CLUB I JOIN NO ONE FUCKING TRADES SHOES AND THIS CUNT WANTS ME TO WAIT 24 HOURS BETWEEN CLUBS STUPID PIECE OF SHIT
>>531449737The metafags say the next good horse is Seiun Sky and then Summer Maruzensky.
>>531450475You won't mlb at all if you don't roll retard
>>531450306taiki bred nishino, her daughter, and her mother btw
>>531450059>levels up shit SSRs and neglects to max his MLB sweep tosho and 2LB Marvelousanon what are you DOING
https://youtu.be/ybQ_ObZ9BaA
>literal who uma has the best song in the entire franchise
>it's not even in the JP game version
>>531449203It's the opposite, Bakushin's trainer successfully tard-wrangled her, and trained her to use the most of her potential.
Better than the shitton of careers that have like 3 types of distances.
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>>531449085If I don't at least pull creek during kitasan search I will kms
>>531450475Kind of but you gotta roll at some point and your only real options are this banner, the super creek banner coming in like 2 months or her rerun and do you really want to wait 2 months to get more cards
>>531450307none of her stamina skills activated
I should probably watch the anime and decide what horses are actually fun characters. Iโve just been training the one I liked visually and thatโs it
>>531450309I do, sheโs cute
>>531450568don't talk about my wife like that
>>531450475it is bait if the rateup is 0.5%
if it's 0.75% no reason not to spark now since it's not like there's a better banner for like a year
>>531450475Best thing most anons can do is have Creek, have Fine Motion, roll to collect some good dupes until they get one Kitasan and then leave the banner for the birds.
[SAD NEWS] /uma/ is now the dumbest cygames general
Did any of the uma's in the game have babies with each other irl?
>>531450614no, here's a better idea: fuck off
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10 MINUTES FROM NOW, BAKUSHIN ONLY
>>531450054Hitler particles
>>531450709>Implying Shadoba isn't worse
How do alts work in this game? can I use both at the same time?
>>531450462>get Swinging Maestro from Creek>get Breath of Fresh Air from Vodka>get Gourmand from F2P Spe>get Speed Star from Fine MotionThere. I'm A now
>>531450710mejiro ramonu and dober had sex with like half of the cast
>>531450038>>531450054>>531450062nta but they(actually a small minority) bitched that it was hetslop
>>531450614Just read the character stories and career runs.
>>531450764Libs arenโt people
It's not fair this horse turns into a fucking car, how are the others meant to beat it?
>>531449737This year?
>Amazon>Doto>Vamp Laisu>Cafe>Christmas Oguri/Biwa>Tamamo
>>531449737meine deutsche Frau
>>531449737Curren....
Smart Falcon
Maruzensky Summer
Ines Fujin
>>531450787I love her design but shes so bad at racing
>>531450764xei/xelm isn't wrong, I filled Golshi with my Hitler particles and would do it again
>>531450764>posting twitter screenshots>obvious joke postBaitbro you can do better than this
>>531450828>hetslopAh yes, troons and dykes. Classic Twitter.
>>531450345>can't use the best card on herselfUltimate brick
>>531450935>jokeThat deranged faggot isn't joking. They equate the idea of having a heterosexual family with being a nazi.
Sex with flat chested umamusume
>>531450846that's not a lib that's some SEA monkey with internet access and a cheap chinese phone
>>531450710Cesario and Buena Vista are Special Week's daughters irl
>>531450853I always kneel to her after this run.
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will i make it bros
Lorewise, how do the academies work? No way Maruzensky is the same age as Haru Urara. Do they start over if they failed or something?
okay convince me again why i should spend all my currency on a card that if I don't MLB isn't even useful. like really please convince me it's a good idea to spend 30k carrats to get 1 copy of a card I can borrow and will be forced to borrow. I doubt I'll even find people with MLB version. from the sounds of it literally everyone wants this card.
I think most people and even 2020 era gacha players haven't encountered a game where the "weapon banner" is mandatory so I'm interested to see how that will go today.
>>531450764>a literalwho Malaysian twink faggot with 2400 followers (including anon)>Twitter was RAGING!You have a great career ahead of you in journalism.
>>531450881I already have some favorites with masochistic careers like rice shower and king halo so it shouldnโt be too hard to adjust at least
probably skipping her card (at least for now) though
>>531451034>those flagsGood lord.
>>531451079depends, how much have you rolled previously? A new account is starting with almost 12k right now
>>531450764>cryng over being gatekeepedeverything is working fine
>>531450853Bourbon is a gundam though
Is it true the international horses like the ones in the upcoming season 2 of Cinderella aren't licensed, and they're just sidestepping that with sorta similar names (ex. Obey Your Master instead of Pay the Butler)? Call it autistic, but that honestly feels disappointing. It makes it feel like there's a connection that's missing and like, when those horses make it in, they will never have the same official support as the current ones. It feels like something you'd do for NPC jobbers.
Are there umas that get into dancing instead of racing?
Any of you got Kita-san yet? I spent all 44k I had saved up and didn't get a single one so far, thinking of buying more because I refuse to brick my account
>>531450837>/pcrg/ existsexists is a strong word
>>531451087what's the better alternative? You are not going to mlb anything with 30k bwo...
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>>531451012Congrats on your autism diagnosis
>>531451052That stamina is brutal but good speed, do you use her for sprints?
>>531451079Ima be real with you. unless you reroll an account that's LB2 or higher kitasan black.
Don't reroll. just save up for the rerun. only thing worth rerolling for its LB3 or MLB kita. LB2 if you're willing to spend money.
>>531451087if you get 1 copy of it with your 30k plus 1 more for sparking you can guarantee mlb it during the half anniversary for $20
>>531451087If you got 3 copies and a bunch of mlb SRs or some staple SSrs then youre still ok.
Are the ear condoms a thing irl or is it just a design choice?
>>531451086don't think about it
>>531450761join for BAKUSHIN
I have 9k carrots but the uma I like, no uma over C+, and have been playing for three days. I have a single Creek I think (only PC player and away from it atm)
Unironically, not shitposting, should I reroll now that I know more? I spent a lot of carrots at the start on uma because I didn't have any clue what I was doing.
>>531451016imagine the naizuri
>>531451147>>>>>>>>gatekeeped https://files.catbox.moe/4ux9gm.mp4
>>531450831>heh, I'm sure to win because my speed is superior.
>>531451202I roll for what I whatever I want now and save up 60k for the kitasan black rerun.
>he's dusting his MLB spe for a 2lb kita reroll
>>531451336eh... did you spend any cash?
>>531451252No, she mostly race miles and medium. 39 races do generate shittons of skillpoints, so she got many recoveries.
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Apparently these rewards we are getting come from the JP server as well, we just got the second 1500 so hopefully we can get at least the 3000 and next 1500 before kitasan banner goes away
>>531451336If you haven't spent any money then I don't see why not, you can pick your favourite uma again with the selector.
>>531451112hes probably the one that posted it, doesn't twitter pay for engagement and shit if you're monetized? those type of third worlders accounts post dumb engagement bait every day, just getting the view from anyone here with an account its a win
>>531450764>americanWho cares
>>531451086The flow of time is convoluted in Lordran.
ENOUGH games
Tell us what your favorite concert song is, toreena
OPTIONAL: Your favorite singer for it
HARD MODE: No Umapyoi Legend
Post ID. I can invite you and you can join later
>>531451336at that point i would throw my remaining rolls at the banner and reroll if i don't pull
>>531451464finally...
a reason not to kill myself...
>>531451147>>531451372>underage soiteens and SEAmonkeysnice thread
>>531451442why do they drop the banner when im about to go to sleep.
>>531451421Why are they all ssr tickets where are the 3* tickets?
>>531451474Umapyoi Legend
I can't relate to any of these girls. Each one's shtick is some form of "never give up!" Where's my "easily gives up" uma?
>>531451392yea you can also do that, that's a valid alternative. Just keep in mind that on the rerun the pool will be more diluted so less chances to get extra copies of, say, your creek or fine motion.
>>531451474Winning the Soul
>>531451336In your case its totally viable unless you have some attatchment to what you have already. Im assuming you still have tons of trophies to get and lots of other unlocks for carats still if you decided youre too attached.
Go for it, reroll is ok for you
>>531451474Umapyoi Densetsu
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>>531451037daring tact has three grandparents, a great-grandparent, and a great-great-great-grandparent in the game
Is there a way to murder Otonashi? To push her onto the racetrack as she gets trampled to death?
>>531451474BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIN
>>531450061this was like 3 years ago, but I wrote some fanfiction in a gbf thread and literally everyone was accusing me of using chatgpt. shit kinda took the wind out of my sails, but it also definitively proved that 99% of people are too stupid and full of themselves for their own good
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>>531451294Usually the umas that have ear covers also had their ears covered with their blinker hood IRL
>>531451550Nice Nature if you want a real fucking loser
>>531451550perhaps consider changing yourself
Does upgrading your uma's unique skill during the career give you a better chance at getting the 3* spark for it? I'm doing some Taiki Shuttle runs and want to know if I should allocate the time to snag extra fans
>>531450764>attention seeking Malaysian tranny with Palestine flagThe absolute state of Malaysia
>>531451474>tell me your favorite concert song>and don't say Umapyoi, the best concert song in the game. Give me a real answerUh, fuck you. Winning the Soul, I guess.
>>531451584Iโm going to fuck her in this outfit
>>531451396Speaking of Spe-chan
>A report regarding the treatment of the child of Ms. Azumi Waki, who plays Special Week, has been announced by her agency.>https://x.com/uma_musu/status/1945465659305103817
>>531451396Werent people getting MLB FM with 6k carats not long ago?
>>531451657Huh that's neat
>>531451551>Just keep in mind that on the rerun the pool will be more diluted so less chances to get extra copies of, say, your creek or fine motion.Good point. I was told fine motion doesn't even get a rate up. I guess Gamba is the smartest move.
>>531451613Anons will just hate on anyone for no reason.
>>531451550Nice Nature's career is all about teaching her self-confidence because she's resigned to being a loser.
>>531451474SPEED POWER STAMINA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NA53XIS83Oo
Veteran anons tell me something.
Later on do all the placeholder umas get replaced by playable ones as mode come out or do they just remain mob umas?
>>531451474Umapyoi Legend, Ready!! Steady!! Derby!! and Stay on Course are the best songs of the franchise, it's not even a debate. The latter two aren't in the Global version yet.
>>531450543Classic CK3 player?
>>531451392THERE IS NOTHING ELSE TO ROLL FOR
Howโs your trophy hunt going?
>>531451037>Her kids look older than her in-gamelmao
>>531451550The Umas who give up are the NPC Umas who finish last in the debut race.
>>531451416he meant for pvp lil bro
>>531451814She's out on JP.
Bros imagine if I get 2 copies in the first ten roll...
>>531451584nice nature is popular enough to get figures?
>>531451865Ketchup Step...
>>531451662>>531451676>>531451762Thanks, I know who my next trainee is.
>>531451550Nice natty WILL complain about normies with you
>>531451079for those still struggling with carrots remember to install the steam version (or vise versa) and link your account for free resources
What causes my Umas to have random mood down events? Is it Jews?
>>531451820>dirt trophies during summerAbsolutely evil, had to use Oguri to do them
>>531451895you'll get them, don't worry
2 copies of satono diamond that is.
Is LDplayer's inbuilt macro/operation recorder + multi instance sync safe for rerolling or will I get banned for using them?
>the Japanese often shorten Gold Ship to Golshi
>but they don't shorten Matikanefukukitaru
>>531451935I'm sorry but those eyes just scream 'slut' to me.
>>531451772>Ready!! Steady!! Derby!!Based, such a good fucking song.
>>531451849Cesario just looks like a color swap of spe, and acts more serious. You're right about buena
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>>531451820i am a bit too lazy hunting for extra races currently. And all the G1s i am missing are shitty dirt races.
At least i got all the shoes from the legend races.
Nice Nature is smoking hot why would she be a loser?
>>531451902yeah? this one is coming in October
Bros I want to have sex with El Condor Pasa...
>>531452063she constantly loses to cock
>>531452004gorudo-shippu feels unnatural to the japanese tongue
meanwhile machikanefukukiktaru feels musical and fun
>>531451814after potoooooooooooooo
Why are you guys afraid of Dia-chan?
You will be part of Satono family.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sega_Sammy_Holdings
Today is your lucky day.
Who's the easiest career to complete all the shitty G3/G2 trophies with?
>>531449737>Taishin>Curren>Falcon>all after Kitaspeedaside from them, Manhattan Cafe around November
>>531451820I finished yesterday
>>531452063I tell her she's trash when I fuck her and generally treat her like trash to keep her confidence low so she doesn't realize she can do better
>>531451935kitasan black's wife
horse racing rules are stupid and everyone breaks them
>>531452063She's an old lady. She's ancient. Her bones are creaking and she will be dead soon.
>>531452014Are you looking in your momโs eyes right now?
>>531451872I see my mistake. No, she isn't for pvp kek. She barely train at all in those run.
>>531452075Does the happy one in orange also gets a figurine?
should i open preorders for follow slots for my MLB kitasan
>>531449737Amazon Hishi if my finances aren't completely fucked by the time she arrives. Then Manhattan Cafe
my unique skill is:
>condition: be losing, behind and in a corner and out of stamina and eat shit
>benefit: nothing, uma still stay in same position
what is my name?
>>531451474Tough call between Unlimited Impact and Winning the Soul.
>>531452148Bakushin, Oguri, Rudolf
Would Suzuka be better even if I don't want the skills? I'm guessing specialty bonus > +20 initial speed + hints
>>531452141>kill VC>kill SWi will never forgive sega
>>531451902She can win sometimes, right?
why are most of the real horses brown or black but the Umas are almost all white????
>>531452063Smoking hot, BUT IN 3RD PLACE
>>531451474>nobody has said Instinctive Speed yethonestly the catchiest non-umapyoi track in global
>>531448767Because it's adapting two sides of Creek. The game is focusing on the maternal nurturing side. The Super Creek who was known to be gentle, mild and who claimed Yutaka Take and helped him become Japan's Premier Jockey. CinGray is adapting the fan reaction to Super Creek kicking Oguri's ass, the countless people who boo'd the shit out of them and sent hate letters. The people who considered Super Creek a heel for nothing more than beating their favourite. Yutaka even held a grudge over that for quite a while because his beloved honse was being misjudged.
>>531452014All umas are fucking whores these niggas fuck like animals
>>531452173Kitasan got chucked by Equinox
>>531452205no one cares anon
everyone will just follow a couple reddit/discord whales and be done with it
>>531452310the academy is a utopia
>>531451902Nice nature is a really popular horse in real life so she's probably a lot bigger in Japan.
The most likely Uma to rape her Trainer is...
>>5314523721000 slots retard
tick tock
you are blacklisted from my follow list
>>531451474https://youtu.be/EVRbgu3Qwl0
CARROT MAN
CARROT MAN
CAROTENE CHARGE
>Kitasan black
>he's actually dark brown at best
i only buy figures of main character horses.
>>531451690> MalaysiaWhat's that
>>531452493>rice shower>isn't actually made of rice
>Sweep's Charming event shows up before summer for once
is this the run?
>>531452173Kita gets all the baddies
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>>531452320Her ult is actually good when 3*
Why does SP feel so difficult to obtain
>>531451474I really live brilliant phantasia.
>>531452218That's my Emperor!
I'm honestly more hyped to get good MLB SRs than Kitasan Black
Iโm going to buy 4chan ads shilling this game just so that I donโt have to look at imbredโs retarded ass ads.
>>531452549>rice shower>actually prefer bread
>>531452565do optional races
>>531449203You'd like the manga Bakushin, though she is a side character, she seems to like sprints there.
>>531452603nice try, but that reverse psychology is not going to work
How long does this game remain fun? How soon until I just do Careers with a fucking spreadsheet open trying to make things as optimal as possible?
>>531452603Same! It's gonna feel so good finally doing some support pulls!
>>531452565>doesn't race>horse lacks skillno shit
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why do we hate her
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XztyaX5KJzA
If your favorite Uma is not in this live she's a jobber not even worth breeding
Threesome with Opera and Doto
>>531452726she owes me sex
oh wow you fucks are cleaning up uma merchs
those mcqueen figs were sitting in Amiami for years and they're all gone now
>>531452546diet coke chinese or something
>>531452726bad trainers getting filtered by her
>>531452726Ugly tranny bait character
Should I do one 10-pull for kitasan or none
>>531452675I wanna do the spreadsheets instead. Instead I'm stuck with all these 0LB cards.
>>531452565If all your training options are shit this turn with no friendship bonuses, you should be opening your races menu to see if there's anything you can do. It's better to do a G3 race instead of a training with no friends in the early game.
How do you do item request in club?
>>531452790ANOTHER BILLION DOLLARS TO CYGAMES
>>531452675Depends entirely on whether or not you got that metafag mindset, you can play this game casually forever.
>>531452675depends on how autistic your club leader is
you WILL do 7 races a day or hit 2 million fans... just because ok?
>>531451902She is the most relatable among all umas.
How do I get this stupid thing? Do I need to turn off autoskip?
>>531452816It's already at that stage if you're farming sparks.
>>531452004>MatikanefukukitaruMafuki-chan!
>>531452797Installed on pc and I post from my app now
>>531452885do recreation classic/senior year
>>531452801Help me become a good trainer! What is the secret?!
>>531452704I do a bunch of optional races though. almost all of my most recent horses went past the 320k cap.
>>531452675Whenever your soul is lost to metafaggotry
>>531452885Spam recreation
>>531452743man, imagine you stood in line all day to get a front row seat only for the stage to lift up and suddenly you can't see shit.
>>531451474If we're talking what's in the game then Signal of Something New. I'm not even a McQueenfag, I just like the song.
>>531452565Use Aoi Kiryuuin/Tazuna. They get resting events that gives out a shitton of skill points.
>>531452885recreation during classics or senior year
>>531452563Yeah well I need her Legend Race to get those star pieces for that to happen
>>531452885It's a recreation event. You'll know when you get it because it's a separate minigame.
>>531452128Why is it "Mati" when the kani is "Machi" anway?
>>531452954get supports with more race bonus then
>>531452954its not a cap if you can earn more
get more hints
>>531452814one ten pull and daily 50 paid gem pulls till the banner expires
>>531453026Alternate romanization. It's like how sometimes you see "sya" instead of "sha".
>>531453026Because "mati" and "machi" sounds the same to nips
>>531452726I don't hate her. I do hate her hat though it looks fucking stupid, dumb bitch. She is cute though.
>>531453002>Use Aoi KiryuuinCucking Happy Meek...
>>531449203Tachyon's is also a little odd, except she's gaslighting you and you just go along with it
>>53145302618 letters was the length limit
>>531451729>heart surgery for her kidManโฆ.
>>531452814I wouldnโt hold your breath for Kita, you might end up with decent SR cards so I would still roll for that. Otherwise hold your carats for rerun or reroll (I would hold on to carats if your happy with your current account)
>>531453146THREE LEGGED RACE
>>531452951have sex with your umas as much as possible
>>531452760When can I roll for this fat soft slampig horse?
>>531453026Horse name is limited to 18 letters internationally (in latin).
https://x.com/azumi_waki/status/1945411989561598461
Special Week VA's daughter is in need of a heart transplant, so she will have severely reduced work activities she waits for a donor.
>>531452562imagine the threesome
>>531452885Pick Haru Urara and when you get to turn 13/25 after debut race start spamming recreation.
>>531453084Might buy the daily pack anyways so Iโll consider it
>>531453171Oh yeah thatโs why Iโm just doing the 10-pull, my deck is good enough and Iโm saving for umas but I figured I may as well try for her
What's a great example of an Uma Musume design that implements the shadow roll well? Almond Eye uses a shadow roll yet this shit is not in her design at all.
wtf Eishin Flash SSR is goated
>>531449572The story acts like they keep running after that real horses be damned so itโs not a big deal
>>531449006only after you've first finished inside herz the satono bloodline must be ensured
>>531453234dont be a bitch
>>531453117It doesn't sound the same. The japanese "ti" is pronounced "chi". If you want a "ti" sound in Japanese, you'll have to use ใใฃ or ใฆใ.
>>531451474tied between U.M.A New World and GIRLS LEGEND U honestly, but I think I lean towards U.M.A New World more
3rd runner up would be Umapyoi Legend but specifically the Spicaman Version
>>531453234Don't be impatient if you don't want to.
>>531453238How hard is it to find a hor-
Ah it's a human
How long till Kita drop so i can play again?
I already know its over for this account
11k gems and all stories, trophies, steam and account link, and carat unlocks available is just too strong
This card isn't for like 8 more hours, you tricked me.
>>531453234The idea is that you would naturally get this event at some point, since you would do recreation every now and then to cure some bad status.
Problem is, the event has like 10% chances and can only happen once in classic year and once in senior year.
But just like the 5 supports at once, it's easier to just throw careers away to get them.
What is the point of getting wit if they're still retarded enough to constantly get boxxed in?
>>531453238>VA is only 30Poor woman, already having to deal with problems like this during her best years, must be rough.
I have watched 20+ should I pull kitasan black videos.
Is there a horse who doesnโt care about anything other than running? Doesnโt give a shit about strategy or numbers or how others see her, just runs until she drops
>>5314534126 hours I think
Is there a site where I can find the list of umas and their parents and children?
>rolling in both shadoba 2 and uma today
which game do i open my wallet for
>>531453459and what's your conclusion?
>>531453330Does it calm the horse or something?
>>531453470>Shadow Roll MonsterKino.
>>531453515faithful soldier in the cygames war
>>531452892I'm still trying to finish all URA Finale types anon
>>531453515Granblue Fantasy, roll Summer Atum loyal grubbler.
>>531453461suzuka just wants to run in front
I just did 10 pulls for kitasan but I didn't get anything, did uma lie to me?
>>531453568Some horses get scared of their own shadow so it blocks their view
>>531453659I quit Grub in 2022.
>>531453461They're all obsessed with running, but Bakushin is all about it and Twin Turbo is even more Bakushin brained than Bakushin.
>>531453525I wasted my time.
>>531453568It prevents them from seeing what's below them, keeps them less distracted.
>>531453412What the fuck did you spend your rolls on?
I just realized everyone is gonna start changing their FMs and SCs to their shitty lb0 Kitasan Black...
>>531449203You go from 1200 meters to 1600 meters over the course of 3 years. At the end of the career you say that in another 3 years she'll be ready for 2000 meters, then 2400, etc.
IRL Bakushin lost every single non sprint race he ever ran because the horse was basically incapable of stamina management or NOT running full speed ahead in all situations and would tire anything past the absolute shortest distances, in-game she's not as hopeless and can be tard wrangled into eventually challenging 1600 meter races and winning, but if she took on the fucking Arima Kinen she'd have an Urara level heartbreak.
If you want to see what happens when a sprinter keeps doing stupid shit challenging races beyond their ability play King Halo's career who runs sprints and miles AND mediums and longs back to back
>>531453583>>531453720Alright, Iโll save for Twin Turbo and train Bakushin in the meantime
>>531453663She looks like a typical shrinking violet
>>531453827No one is gonna put the most common SSR as their support unless it's at least 3LB.
>>531451415>>531451425No money, so that makes sense with the ticket. My daughter (Opera) and wife (Goldshi) deserve a better chance at their dreams
>>531451512>>531451592Makes sense, will reroll when I get home.
>>531453827would you rather I select my shitty LB 0 FM, LB 0 SC or LB 0 Kitasan?
What would you actually use?
or should I use a max SR?
wonder what happens to all the 4chan clubs since i feel like most people are rerolling
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>>531453073>>531453029>>531452704>>531452820>>531453002I just realised you think i'm talking about skill points.
I'm talking about this shit. Unless skill points also become SP?
>>531453870Twin Turbo is a 1* so you didn't have to save much I think.
>>531450484She's enthusiastic about wanting to continue her family's bloodline. VERY enthusiastic.
>>531453943wtf are those horseshoe medal anyway
i cant believe how much fucking money a 10-pull is
>>531453957I think at that point I'd rather just take your mlb'd Sweep Tosho, bwo...
>>531453992oh lmao
just the daily races and sporadic rewards by wining races
>>531452760I love threesomes with size difference
>>531453825I pulled support cards. I was new and it was also before i started coming here about 7 days ago that i spent most of what i had
I was just playing it like a newbie since i was totally new
>>531453949I dont think my account is horrible or anything its just the possibilities are pretty good rn it feels
>>531452885I don't get what the day 6 means, do they mean day 6 of the campaign even tor day 6 while you are doing a career?
Be honest with me anons.
How nervous are you?
>>531453992do the daily races
>>531453992Support Points are more or less limited. You get the dailies and the ones from the shop.
It's basically what prevents most whales from just having everything maxed out of the gate.
>>531454087What happens, happens.
>>531453865>the horse was basically incapable of stamina management or NOT running full speed ahead in all situationsThat's my girl.
>>531449737I will only spend rolls on the Stay Gold dynasty.
>>531454045What is her problem?
>>531452743>Smart Falconbro she's a g2 shitter
>>531454090are you the top or the bottom
>>531454002why does her torso look like a Yakub nigger with a huge nose and puckered lips?
>>531454036how much money is a 10 pull? could you compare it to a macdonalds item?
>>531454019Oh thatโs nice, when is she getting added?
>>531454134low wit
it's terminal
>>5314540874/10
if I was still using my first account probably like 7/10 but my reroll account hasn't done much since I lacked the cards to win many careers so its kinda whatever
i do hope I get an early like 3 kitasans so I can roll on the horse banner as well
>>531453238Damn thatโs just a sad situation
>>531454083Those missions were enabled day by day, this one is from day 6.
>>531453865>At the end of the career you say that in another 3 years she'll be ready for 2000 meters, then 2400, etc.I'm prepared to train Bakushin. She will be the first 10 year old horse to win Arima Kinen
>>531454002more importantly, source me I need my android doujins
>>531454070Your account is honestly very good and well balanced. You have tons of speed cards to make a speed core and also you did have 2# must have in Super Creek. Just borrow Kitasan if you want to.
>There are wedding alts for Mayano Top Gun and Sweep
What did they mean by this?
>>531454293Could be bigger
>>531454163depends if she wins the race or not.
>>531454087I will spend money so Im not nervous at all
>>531454127she's just like me fr fr
>>531454224It's about 20 dollars per tenner at the bigger pack sizes
>>531454087i'll move to gakumas if i only get one kitasan
>>531454203fuck me anon, I cannot unsee that
>>531453137her hat gives me english ascot vibes
Should I go for a 9* stamina on Vodka or McQueen?
Any new gacha on the horizon?
>>5314542312nd anniv, still a really long time until then even if it's accelerated.
>>531454224Its like 15 double hamburgers and a large drink.
>>531454087I don't want to reroll. becasue i think trying to get MLB via rerolls would kill me. if I can get 2 kitasan I'll be happy, 3 kitasan and I'll be over the moon. 1 kitasan......well I'll probably reroll.
>>531454343And Nishino Flower!
>>531454087Not at all, because I know it's gonna be okay.
>>531454484>Any new gacha on the horizon?
>>531449737Wedding Top Cun
>>531454036I wouldn't even mind throwing a couple bucks at a F2P game if it was cheaper
13 bucks for a 10 pull is fucking insane, and that's the "deal" option
>>531454261In-game the twinkle series is only 3 years because IRL horses are usually retired and out to stud/breeding after that, but since umas have human lifespan and can keep racing many years more than a horse (fucking Usain bolt is 38 irl), they graduate to the "Dream Series" once they've run all the races in their IRL race record, which is the veteran's league for horses past their first 3 years racing and is where horses keep racing in game/anime original races not based on real life records.
>>531454545>shitty ip>shitty hsr clonseno thanks
I just asked Teio to be my gf
>>531454545didn't this already go EOS?? am I going crazy?
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STOP LOSING YOUR MOOD EVERY TIME BEFORE G1 RACE YOU FUCKING RETARD.
>>531451474>Don't know the songs by name, but have heard all of them>Look up Umapyoi Legend >Only one that doesn't sound like anime OP idolslop through and throughThat's not fucking fair, man.
>>531454484Trickal global soon
>>531454681sorry but i like her because she is a retard
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>>531453943am I missing something, money seems fixed how do you have double?
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>>531450598don't blow everything on Kitasan, save for this banner (should come late august)
>>531454341The only thing making me not want to borrow her is it will stop my frkm borrowning a current MLB FM which is useful in like every run i do.
Maybe ill reroll to get MLB Kita on another account to borrow from and depending on its rolls ill keep it or drop it.
Thanks anon
>>531454571>Actually your sadness feels great, I'll win the next one too!literally the Agnes Tachyon experience
go undefeated in four major races completely owning all the favorites and then immediately retire and breed 2500 children (yes really)
>>531454087I have a spark ready so I'm at least getting the one copy to work towards MLBing. I also have a final 10 pull set aside to luckshit anime Teio and McQueen after I blow my load on Kitasan Black.
>>531454764Money and sp arent fixed, you accumulate them by ura runs.
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JP tier list right now.
KITA SUCK
>>531454739we love idolslop here
>>531454660They forcibly EoS'd their old game to make everyone buy and play the new one which is just a shitty HSR clone.
>>531454774will i even have 30k at that point?
>>531451474https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ts1AxvOn7w4
This song with this singer.
>>531454884>kitasan in same tier as iron will satano
>>531454739are you deaf
denpa is a core pillar of idolslop.
>>531454884>4 years of powercreep>Still C tierDamn Kitasan is goated
>forgot to set my urara dirt spark for my taiki shuttle run
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>531454884so in like 4 years, sweet
>>531454884>haru urara ssrchat is this real? is it unironically good to get her card and keep it?
>>531454889Reminds me of Tales of gacha, they constantly kill their games at the 1-2 year mark regardless of sales so they can launch another reskin
>>531454545shit looks like HSR
is there going to be another version of genshart artifact farming again?
>>531455030She's the best welfare card to ever exist in uma, but only after guts revamp
>>531455030It's only B tier, that isn't the whole list. Still middling/mediocre.
>>531454884WHAT THEY WANT ME TO SPEND 30k FOR A C TIER CARD. I KNEW THIS WAS A HUGE SHITPOST
>>531454884This list is irrelevant to anyone who can't hit 1200+ on all stats.
Which would mean YOU
>>531454884>Kitasan C>Fine Motion C tier>Super Creek A tierGoo goo bros we keep staying strong
>>531455030they're going to rework guts later this year and it'll become a good card
>>531452347>CinGray is adapting the fan reaction to Super Creek kicking Oguri's ass, the countless people who boo'd the shit out of them and sent hate letters. The people who considered Super Creek a heel for nothing more than beating their favouritethe nips are pathetic, super creek was the better horse and won his race, that's all there is to it.
>>531454989Denpa is like if idolslop was good though
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>>531454760THIS NIGGA IS LOSING HER MIND AGAIN.
>>531454884What changed in the meta to make the Satoko Diamond one decent? She looks like trash
>>531454774I mean it will give me other SRs I need too hopefully, I'm short on good support cards. I don't have much rolls either, 11 10-rolls I think
may god give us MLB แฅแฐแฅแแแ
>>531453238Hopefully her daughter gets the transplant. Because that sucks real hard.
>>531455030>B tier bwo what about s, ss and sss tier?
>>531454637>game/anime original racesdo we have those as scenario? I don't like how the girls don't talk about URA finale at all before racing
>Game clock isn't per the client's region
>Got cucked out of when I believed the daily paid rolls refreshed
Disgusting.
>>531455140Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm no I wouldn't have sex with Urara
>>531455179at the end of the day its gambling
when money is involved people tend to get more emotional
This general will be unbrowseable for days after she drops...
>>531455121consensual sex
>>531454739Winning the soul and instinctive speed are decent
>>531455208venus is in retrograde
>>531451474Instinctive Speed easy
When is Akebono I want the fuckhuge horse but am bad at saving
>>531455030shes gonna be mandatory for MANT
/uma/tards here burned her for SR tickets before they reworked guts
>>531453238shit they can do that?. also that's really sad.
>>531455179you're forgetting that this is fucking gambling, to the nips it's not about the better athlete winning it's suckers losing their money and getting their legs broken by loan sharks because they bet their paycheck on Oguri Cap.
Of course they deserve to lose it all but that's why they get mad even when the better horse wins. Rice Shower literally set new records proving she was better than any other horse to run the track and still got booed because bugmen didn't get on her
reminder if you dont get lmb kit you may as well just delete your account unless you plan to spend thousands of dollars
>>531454884>unfiltered tier listNice bait.
>>531455286Find when the race is and schedule it.
>>531455292Careers have to work independent of the scenario so they donโt reference it at all.
I get a boner when nice nature goes "WHEEE"
>>531455393>LADSthis is umamusume actually
how do you save a potentially good account for later? i'm on steam. I want to try rerolling but also hang on to what i've been playing with. is that doable?
>>531455030not right now but it will be
>>531455179Keep in mind that horse racing is very much a gambling industry. Considering people had money on the line, the reactions to her and Rice Shower's wins makes a whole lot more sense.
>>531454989Hey man, as long as it doesn't sound like a late 2000s/early 2010s anime intro, it's not idolslop to my ears.
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>>531448360 (OP)who has accepted their inevitable 0 pulls?
>>531455286if only there was a wall of text somewhere with links
>clean up my stables, turning horses to glue
>turn shitty urara into glue
>forget she had dirt spark
aaaaiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>531455342We're experiencing the 9/11 of /uma/ in 8 hours.
>>531455393she's literally as fast as a horse girl, or more if she lock in
>>531455440Just do Data Link and note down the ID and password. You can restore the account with those at any time.
>>531454045I feel like Donna would just plow her way through the walls.
>>531454884wait, Satono Diamond card is good too?
>>531455471Me. At least I'll get some good cards out of it. I haven't rolled for support cards at all besides the free pulls from last event.
>>531455208>he doesn't run a support card
>>531455179Nah, there's a reason why Japs took pro wrestling like a duck to water. They just really love to frame a competition in simplistic hero vs villain kind of way.
Who rolled....for BIWA HAYAHIDE?
Tectone is going to whale for kitasan
bros i didnt know bakushin was stacked
>>531455286https://gametora.com/umamusume/race-scheduler
i was able to do all day 1 races with top cun in one run.
>>531455471Me because I only have 1.5k carats.
>>531455527AAAAIIIIIEEEE ANYTHING BUT THAT LONG RACE MARATHON
>>531455342I canโt imagine it getting much worse than it has been
>>531455425that's gay, they could just add scenario specific trainee event
>>531455564we don't like ningens here
>>531455393IDGI, you should take this post down for wasting this thread's space.
>>531455409Loaner decks are added that have her for free and you can pay 1000 yen (like six bucks because the yen is in the toilet right now) to get copies of any card in it to own.
If you miss kitasan black you can just pay less than the price of a sandwich to get her, don't fucking whale hundreds of dollars buying carats to MLB her now
>>531455617what the fuck did you do to your free ~30k
>>531455106>>531455158>guts rework memeone my favorites
>>531455471if get 0 pulls you will be hearing about it for days. maybe weeks.
Man, having the right amount of stamina and also having speed is tricker than I thought
KITASAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
KOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
>>531455587me! biwa cute! biwa fluffy!
>>531455179Hell, people who bet on college sports will send death threats to teenagers for losing their bets.
>>531455587we love sheep here
>>531455021Source me up on that.
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>>531455564I survived from this voodoo magic schizo because of her, thanks ms.uma.
>>531455673Rolling for umas.
And I pretty much only do 1 career run per day.
>>531455591Heโs also going to drop the game in a month or less to find something else to grift with
>>531455564Give me a code to someone with level 40+ Tazuna and I'll run it.
I have chosen to start watching the animated series from season 1 out of my own free will
>mood down event the turn before summer
reset the year count we are about to enter the post kitasan era.
>>531455647chat, is this real?
>>531455587Rolled for her and got her in the first 10 rolls, saw two other anons that did the same.
She's the Patron Saint of gyanburu men as far as I'm concerned.
Which three stamina should I use?
Also which of the two freebies is the best to keep uncapping?
>>531455814Before summer camp is way better than after summer camp, since rest recovers mood there anyway.
>>531454739>Concert starts>Song fucking rocks>Transitions into the most generic idolshit you've ever heard after the introWhat's her name, /uma/? I'll never forgive Instinct Speed, personally.
>>531455782here's mine 347840287281
I'll try to max her on this banner
>>531454774
>>531455587I Impulse rolled a tenner and got her, pretty happy with it
>>531455592her bakus arent that shin
>>531455814>mood down event turn after resting twice in a row
>>531455587I sure did! I don't even know anything about her but she looks cute.
>>531455892very wrong take, read up nigga
>>531455814Summer recreation is both mood up and energy restore so you can just do a recreation instead of a wit training and it's not the end of the world.
The REAL brick is getting injured and a negative condition right before summer because there's no infirmary on the beach, that's what gets you straight to the glue factory
I WANT SATONO DIAMOND
I WANT SATONO DIAMOND
I WANT SATONO DIAMOND
I WANT SATONO DIAMOND
>>531455814>Fails 3% 4 friend rainbow training >Mood down, Bad Practice, Perfect Practice lost>Summer begins
>>53145558790 rolls didn't get her, I give up
>>531455179sometimes we forgot this is a gambling first sport
its one of the few legal gambling in japan, of course it got insanely popular with all that money involved
it got romanticized by uma but it can get disturbing just like all gambling
>>531455843Fuck forgot image
>>531455471I'd be fine
kinda tired ngl
>>531455843McQueen is the useful one
Waiting 4(?) years for Gran Alegria
>>531455140...Man. I dunno. No matter what angle I take, I just can't bring myself to be sexually attracted to her. I just want to root for her.
say something nice about this gremlin
>>531455647she caught you sexually harassing Mayano
Waiting 15 years for Sunday Silence
>>531456020holy bricked
your joking right?
>>531456004Save for Urara's card. Guts is useless right now but it become better in future scenarios.
which comes first?
pvp or mental illness?
Got on this train late, about a week ago. Was saving for other reasons but the uma I want is like 2 years out, but I still have to fill out my squad.
Right now I got Spe and Oguri Cap outside of the initial 5. Assuming I have to dump everything on Kitasan and continue to not roll on umas for the foreseeable future, how long am I looking at to get to 15 total trainees?
Also have this fa(s)t fuck for visibility
is super creek the hardest uma to train?
how to get rid of "under the weather"?
why do i still fail training when i have like 5% chance to fail?
should i max speed and go pace or do i max strength and go late?
do i get to have sex with her if i make her win the ura finals?
>>531455972This but unironically
>>531455471I already have zero meta cards aside from Urara Guts, who isn't good yet. I am happier with my uma collection than I am about getting kita. I care more about getting Curren than kita.
>>531456004If you intend to play long term, keep getting the Uraras since that card will be good in the future.
how do I break away from the "B" prison?
making parents? i've had the worst luck even with whale friends
so when is the next scenario coming?
>>531456085Made for sex with me (fat balding oji-san)
>>531455338>>531455408>>531455450>>531455571>>531455724>>531456015true, the anime and gacha makes me forget that horse racing is gambling first, cute umas second, I guess that's why I have a weak spot for goldshi and rice shower, they actively fucked over the gamblers KEK
I think Special Week SUCKS
>>531456194Get a proper deck of SRs in 8 hours.
>>531456163you get to play googoo babies
why is there no male horse?
as a woman, I want a burly, big horse with super large cock
Hmmmmm yes, I think it's time to skip all the story for rolls and promise to read it later and then forget about it.
>>531456194it's easy to get A rank by just witmaxxing but the uma becomes unusable for pvp
>watched a random streamer play
>600 guts
>training while mood is awful
tung tung tung tung tung tung tung tung air shakur
>1 hour bump limit
can we stop being faster????
Are we getting a new event like the bingo or just the new banners?
>>531456143Also started late here. I just dipped into my kitasan funds to get to 15 trainees the other day and it was worth it. It was only a couple 10 rolls and I'm back up at 31.5k carats, so I'd recommend you do it too if you want to fill up the slots for team trials. Besides, having more umas to play with is fun, there's a lot of cool careers and then there's shit like Super Creek's career that makes you want to kill yourself.
Why does Satono Diamond ooze so much sex appeal?
>>531455903I was gonna say unlimited impact but it sounds more like an anime OP than idolshit
>>531456020>3 staminaYou only need Super Creek
>>531456085I wish her card wasn't so RNG.
50/50 to just get fucked t-thanks
>>531456143if you do one or two tenpulls on trainees it should pay for itself as long as you get 3+ new umas per pull, TT rank bonuses + story carats + various achievements go a long way
>>531456336We are at the cusp of the most critical moment in the game's lifespan
SPEED UP
when does legend bakushin go live?
>>531455731Nigga, just 3D printing it yourself
>>531456338good whites though
>>531456116ESL sama please calm down.
>>531456163>how to get rid of "under the weather"?I only did one run with her and came second at the Finals but her conditioned is incurable for a while, it turned into a positive trait after the first or second summer camp, probably the first when you train with Tamamo.
>>531456163I won with this, easily as well.
>>531456127Mental illness. PvP is whale money + luck + skill. Even if you had the best luck and skill at the game, you still won't top PvP charts because whaling will give you benefits above other players. The luck factor keeps skilled whales in check. PvP is honestly just participation more than it is about real clout.
>>531456372she looks pure outside but inside she's a breeding machine
>>531456163Under the weather goes away after summer and you get a 5% less chance to fail training buff as compensation for the 5% more chance to fail debuff
>>531455179>gambling>gambling>gamblingHorse racing has a lot of sports team tribalism too. You should all be glad it's just hate letters. Because for stuff like soccer and football, you see entire groups of people beating the shit out of each other in the streets EVEN without a lot of gambling involved.
Now imagine if those guys have bet their entire life savings on their team and they lost.
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>>531456379>it sounds more like an anime OP than idolshitIs there even a difference?
>>531456078Same here sheโs too daughter-like
>>531456425Ohh... You can literally get ass cancer from that.
>>531456358new event
https://gametora.com/umamusume/events/brand-new-friend
I'm still pretty new to the game. What's the fastest way to farm Friend Points? I want that Urara card.
Are non-required races a punishment mechanism?
>doesn't train facilities
>drains a fuckton of stamina
>gives like 5 in one stat and some useless skill points
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Satono Diamond is still a good card but only at LB3+
there are easier alternatives though.
>>531456398ending it early is a good idea if you have other chain events from better cards.
only sad if you want it to continue on a bakushin run and it fails, but it's bakushin. you win anyway
>>531456389The only other option was Iron Will or situational green skills.
>>531456428I want at least 3+ race sparks.
>>531456163I wouldn't even bother to train her until you unlock her potential level up enough so she can get swinging maestro.
>>531456538Are all events using the same format?
>>531456163You need to win Kikuka Sho for it to turn into a buff.
>>531456078Ignore gooners, it's what happens when being a virgin is the dominating factor for your personality.
Why the fuck are people desperate for Kitasan Black. You need more stamina not 1200 speed
>>531456538neat time to grind again
>>531456425now picture Emma shoving this up her ass
>>531456553>useless skill pointslol
>>531456696born without a brain :( sorry
You now remember the Tazuna gaslighting
>>531456553>useless skill pointsLOL
LMAO EVEN
>>531456110That's not where your stomach is...
Oh, that was not what you meant....
>>531456696lack of vitamin D
>>531456486Sports betting is as integral to soccer as it is to horse racing I would say, at least in Europe, the two are incredibly well intertwined.
>>531456637is she having a stroke
So the event starts with reset but the banner comes 6 hours later?
>>531456283>>531456349i will turn her into a young mother
>>531456449>>531456484>>531456625oh. i kept spamming recreation thinking it will cheer her up. thanks for the info
>>531456610>>531456462thanks, i'll use this as reference for my next run with her
>>531456549>I want that Urara cardNo you don't. You have zero use for it for like a year and by the time it does become useful you'll have enough friend points stocked up to just buy it then
>>531456553>didn't stack race bonusNgmi
>>531456553Even in events i prioritize skill points over everything, unless energy
>>531456556Given only 0LBs, which SSR/SR would be S-tier?
>>531456760she just hasn't eaten since the race started.
>>531456696wants her first time with a grown-up man
>>531456637you can train more stam if your speed rises faster
>>531456823You fail to understand. I want it cause it's cute.
>Mayano's Potential 3 is gold recovery skill
wait that's awesome
>>531456696She likes planes and old man cock.
>>531450139I know nothing about her but she's cute
>>531456549put a level 50 kitasan and a 9*power 3*turf 3*URA 3*pace as your borrows
>>531456753It is, but I think it is to a much lesser degree. In Japan, horse betting is on the same level of infamy in ruining lives as Vegas Casinos and usually paired with stuff like Pachinkos.
>>531456696Lack of adult penis in her child vagina.
>>531456696Not enough sex with toreina
>>531456116Better than your account anon!
>>531456393Super creek feels like she takes fucking forever to gain friendship with
Just lost an attempt with four speed, 3lb FM and super creek because she couldn't come online in time
>>531456263same, I want the irl racist spe-chan, the one that hated ginger horses, the one that HATED grass wonder and ended up retiring in the same place as him KEK, I want the spe-chan that hated breeding mares that he didn't want to and would fuck with his handlers by not cumming inside the mares in the first place out of spite.
The anime should have given us final racist boss spe-chan, not special glazer-chan
>>531456696shes not sitting on my dick
>>531456696Too thirsty for BTC
>>531456078anon discovers why there's so little hand drawn uma porn.
>>531457105dumb horse needs to wait till the next dip before she buys
>>531456538Is this event being added at reset? I'm in the hospital and have got nothing to do
I plan to brick myself into oblivion by not rolling at all, are there any free support cards somewhere down the line other than the friend point shop?
What other supports should i aim for besides kitasan/creek/FM?
McQueen and Suzuka is giving the world class tit job
>>531456925most umas have a smell fetish it seems
>>531457172At 10 PM UTC. And why are you in the hospital anon, are you dying?
>>531457058I'll just headcanon that she's Chudweek once we get the Ruler of Japan alt.
hahakigi changed my mind on lewding the horses
>>531456637Uma manga looks pretty kino, can anyone verify?
>>531456637Just use 9 spark stamina and borrow MLB supercreek
>>531456696she's used to speeding through things she cares about bc she's that amazing
she wants to grow up but doesn't understand nature decides that pace
and she only recognizes that when she goes too far too fast
like seeing another couple kiss, watching a romance anime, or being the only underage girl in a fancy restaurant
she then realizes her weakness, though she doesn't internalize it
which is nice bc she keeps flirting with me and her false bravado is adorable
Tazuna is a hoooooorssssss
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>>531456556>the QUEEN at the topAs she should be.
>>531457172do not commit sudoku anon
>>531456856I dunno, fine motion I guess. LB is very important, MLB R card can be better than 0LB SSR (unless you need that SSR for a gold skill)
>>531456556Bride mcqueen card when?
are you really dropping the game because one supp card?
>>531456661>>531456742Skill points convert to stats at a worse than 1:1 ratio, and higher leveled friendship trainings give you more stat points than a G1 victory does skill points. This is despite all the skills having conditions and havinga chance of just not firing. Skills are literally pointless.
>>531457287That's the Cinderella Gray manga, it's great if you like sports shounen.
the winning ticket career feels kind of half-baked? It doesn't have the same attachment as the others
>>531457364*Counterspell*
>>531457236Fuck
>>531457265Chest pain. I'm glued
>>531456553Quite the opposite, you should be picking up G1s and G2s to gain popularity because there's a hidden mechanic where when your uma hits certain popularity benchmarks, instead of getting extra skill points her unique skill itself gains a level.
These are all in Senior year, the benchmarks are:
>Early Feb, 60,000+ fans>Early April, 70,000+ fans>Late Dec, 100,000+ fansHaru Urara only needs 40k, 60k, and 80k at the same checkpoints. If your uma is 5 stars you can get the unique ability all the way up to level 6.
>>531457432>are you really dropping the game because you didn't get the single most important game piece for the next two (2 (dos)) years?Uh, yes?
>>531457428fuuuuuuck perfect body
>>531457401what the fuck is up with parks honestly
40 of my 60 veteran horses rolled 1 star guts or 1 star wits and theyre the stats i train the least
>>531457428Mayano Toppu HAG is too fat for that dress.
>>531457451Ah, I see, this is one of those fabled misinfo posts, nice. Hope to see you in PvP Stadium.
>>531457432To be honest, I don't see myself playing this game for much longer anyways. It is fun, but I don't enjoy the grind.
>>531457451skillless run meta tell us how it goes
>>531457451But I NEED Swinging Maestro!
>>531457058Other than hating grass wonder, how would we interact with historically accurate spechan then?
>hates males>trainer is most likely male
>>531457451based
que up into me during pvp please
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pretty pleased with this one actually (mile of course)
>>531457772hate to love story
classic
>>531457451G- Wit post desu.
>>531457549>willing to become the demon in order to bring back orderShowaman...
>>531457907useless info. post sparks
>>531458010if they were interesting I would have posted them...
>>531457364This is what Sweep Tosho is capable of???
>>531457451saved, thanks anon
>>531456637I hate how all the girls look really manly in this manga. Tamamo almost looks like a boy.
oh look the thread slowed down before reaching page 8
I wonder why?
It couldn't be the stupid nigger faggots making bread 3 pages early and then saying it's jannie's fault
>>531458421janny unironically deleted a numbered thread before, so we had no choice. imagen would've made his thread even earlier
>>531458421what do you care? why so mad?
>>531455140Urara is still waiting for her chance for umapyoi in another world!
Remember that Urara IRL never actually mated with any stallion so be a good man and reproduce with her.
>>531458704inb4 the post you were replying to was him.
>>531458993so are you saying that it would've been better off for imagen to make a thread without the thread number?
>>531458421Go play the game retarded tourist instead of being a thread police
>>531457058Why did they even pick Spe-chan for the flavorless inoffensive mascot main girl for Uma Musume anyway considering how colorful her irl version is.
Is it purely because of the
>hory shieto special week has protected our nipponese pride in the japan cup by beating the scary gaijin french horse!!!
>>531459114you need to be 18 to post here
that middle school shit don't fly
>>531459169I'm doing both
>>531457058they hated stay gold because they didn't know the truth...
>>531457106In this game, for support cards it's 4 copies (3 uncap) minimum or bust.
>>531457058jesus christ you're so fucking cringe
>>531457364I denounce the great satan