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Teio!

Fentanyldonna

So now that I have 9* uma legacies and MLB kita, and MLB golds, how do I get more stats? I see people getting 1200 on two stats, how do they do that??

>>535150313
Just my personal opinion but out of all the reddit horses I think this one is pretty good

Post your pride and joy

>>535152128
But that implies there are umas that aren't reddit
And everyone knows umamusume, a series heralded for its positive lgbtq+ representation, is a reddit game.

What's the flag to get Iron Will? Others seem to be just filling their bar but there isn't one for Kiryuin

Why doesnt fukukitaru have 14 chapters?

So you're telling me that if I want a hotspring of my horse girl, I had to keep playing her career over and over and over until RNG give me that scene?

>>535156194
Yes thats why Im quitting. Jap devs are just asian jews who are in it for the money.
Im just unhappy after 5 weeks of playing on this accelerated schedule without accelerated rewards.

Holy fuck, Air Groove's ending suck.

So one of the path of exile gods said 9* umas are a bait and white sparks + pink sparks with perfect lineage affinity are the only things that matter. Is this true?

>>535156994
Its somehow true I got alot of discounted skills from white sparks. I cant conclude on the final stats cause everything is RNG.

Is there anything upcomming thing club and friend points should be saved for? Like how people knew about the goldship thing in advance and has points ready to buy all her stars.

>>535156994
Skill sparks make higher end builds possible. So you inherit Groundwork and the stuff to trigger it and you don't have to use a bad deck, for example. It's going to vary depending on what you're building and what cards you have to work with. And you have to have S rank length for max speed in CM.

>>535158119
I heard gibs will crawl after the honeymoon + goldship event so save and just do the bare minimum until year 3-4 cards. Uma is a whale bait game

At this point I don't even care about anything other than getting a perfect all races 1st on Agnes Tachyon. Gold Bitch just killed my Hopeful so it's not this run, and Manhatten kills me on my first long 9/10 times.

I stole someone's 9 star stamina parent so my dream is getting closer and closer, but there's not much I can do with my shit deck lmao

>another episode of 7 straight (0 rainbow) turns
Is this game homophobic?

I KEEP GETTING 1 STAR SPARKS AFTER PERFECT RUNS AND 2 STAR SPARKS AFTER GARBAGE RUNS
I'M LOSING MY FUCKING MIND I CAN'T TAKE THIS SHIT ANYMORE GET ME OUT

>>535149863 (OP)
I did a king halo gwos

has anyone got banned running the chinkbot?

When is the commander Special Week banner? It should be one year from now but I don't see it.

who else chink bot pilled?

>>535167467
None. You need to wait for main story 1 to finish.

>>535167467
>When is the commander Special Week banner?
never.
it's the privilege of buying $500 BD box sets

>>535167467
We have Smart Falcon rerun for some reason?

>gives you miles/medium races
>gives you long career races
I so fucking hate goldship career run that every career goal with long race is a sure lose from her

>>535164198
just make every run perfecta

It's finally over!

>>535168724
>I so fucking hate goldship career run that every career goal with long race is a sure lose from her
Buy one stamina regen skill by Kikuka Sho. Congrats. You now win everything.

>>535167904
What is this telling you that your eyes and gametora couldn't?

>>535169139
3 is not even enough I've even tried with tachyon's skill and it's hardly working

>>535169326
What even are your stats? Golshi is one of the easier careers.
>meet the stat requirements
>take maestro
>win any race except for the odd time she goes inside and self boxes.

>>535169480
probably getting fucked over by stats because when I try winning long races I ended up losing the ura finals

>got golshi with a bunch of white sparks (but shitty guts 1*) after doing a bunch of runs for fans for golshi week
>run her a a parent for Oguri
>instantly get this with a bunch of white sparks (but shitty wit 1*)
I am curious and gonna run this on Spe, just to see where double O affinity gets me with all this crap.

How many of the players in the upcoming CM do (you) reckon will actually have even vaguely "competitive" builds on their umas? I suspect that by final round it will almost all be people who at least put in some effort, but do we think that the first two rounds will be filled with 700 stamina anime McQueens and Potential Level 1 Winning Tickets and the like?

>>535169891
probably. because i know i am gonna be running unoptimized shit like that.

>>535169738
>just to see where double O affinity gets me with all this crap.
Terrible runs until you get a gold inspiration, then it explodes and you get the stats you'd normally get from 9 star parents on an uma that has parents that will confuse everyone who checks.

>>535169326
Here's a half-assed goldshi run with dogshit parents.
2nd in copeful stakes though because BROCKED.

>>535149863 (OP)
Any nude mods for UMA? Where to download?

>>535167904
Can this actually produce 2 1000 stats?

>>535170571
Dear sir, I am enjoying your post. But what does "BROCKED" mean?

>>535171691
It means Goldship saw McQueen and rammed her ass instead of running as she was supposed to.

>>535169891
will there be any npc bot umas in those races or are all spots taken by players?

>>535170172
eh, not the worst stats i ever gotten. i think i actually managed worse with 2 * 9 star blue parents. sadly no URA finale on her.
But i can see this go really silly when you have a good amount of decent white sparks on all parents and grand parents and then get lucky a lot but that's basically the entire game.
Definitely makes the time until the first inspiration a bit more tougher not having decent blue sparks though.

DAMN, grannies look like THAT!?!?!?

I thought I entered Uma /jp/ by accident due to how slow this thread is but nope, Global Uma just is this slow now. 6 hours and only 50 posts is insane.

>>535173476
You're missing the other thread.

>>535173613
Ye the image in the OP got filtered so the thread was hidden

>>535173264
legs arent long enough

Are all the clubs full?

>>535187876
Unlikely that someone gets himself kicked mid-month. You can try and post ID and if a spot is freed you might get added

Who is the uma equivalent?

Nyoooooooooom

>haven't won the Derby
>haven't even placed the Derby

>>535189415
you'll get it soon anon i believe in u

>>535187285
Suzuka... easy on the carrot cake

turning this shrine priestess into an anal priestess

:3

>maruzensky red shift is a requirement for CM or you lose
>also 1200 spd
Uma is Wit Game guy is back with his Taurus cup guide
https://youtu.be/Mr2axwXgGj4
Yeah I don't have any of his requirements.

>boot up PC
>boot up Umamusume
>game runs like total ass
>open task manager
>game runs flawlessly
>close task manager
>game runs like total ass again
I hate windows so fucking much

>>535190803
>9* Wit sparks
It's over

>>535190975
>Windows only starts behaving itself when you're in front of the manager
Peak Karen gameplay

>>535190803
Wait some japs are out here just spreading retard info? Lol
I thought they come to us as seerers knowledgable in what's to come in game and all races/mechanics

why does the doc suggest King Halo's unique as something to inherit?
>>535156994
9* isn't a bait, full power/stamina sparks are extremely useful. However it's better to grind for the latter because of %odds

RESETERROR

It's a new day!

>neighgas out here spending dozens of hours grinding and burning themselves out to make umas specifically for CM
>doesn't even give you enough for 20 rolls at 1st place

ISHYGDDT

not a perfect but i finally got to finish a run while buying all debuffs i could get. not close to the ceiling but im happy i got something decent before the CM

>>535156994
who? white sparks are honestly useless cause of the proc chance

>>535156994
a lot of jp players focus a lot more on pink and white but that is because the game has power creeped so much that eveyone has enough 9* blue and enough cards to hit their status aim anyway. we are not close to that.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

give me more gifs like this please

EOS

wooo

why is EVERY club on the list FULL

Anyone else unable to log in?

>>535192359
I claim the one on the left

Can anybody tell me the what are the odds you do 122 rolls so far in the super creek banner and get not a single ssr am I just exceptionally unlucky.

What are good cards for Dirt Falco?

>>535192658
i was getting error 390 but then i waited 1-2 mins and got in

Slowest I've ever seen this threat

how

I pulled nearly everyone but Falco on this banner. She hates me :(

>>535192679
3% sucess rate per roll for an SSR
1 – (0.97)^122

there was a 97% chance of you getting at least 1 by then, so you are the top 3% of unluck lol

About Red Shift/Shooting for Victory, are those all-purpose valuable skills to have on any uma, or are they only especially good for the Taurus Cup?

>>535188690
The orange haired boy.

>>535187494
>I can't imagine not being able to do a singular pull up, especially if you work out, but maybe I've just never been or had any friends THAT fat.
I think it's more about being out of shape than pure fatness, many many people are genuinely unware just how out of shape they really are and it only hits them once the muscle soreness comes.
I myself only realized (again) a year ago when I sighed up for a very short hike on a hotel farm, going down to check out the waterfall was easy enough, going back and going uphill made me rest on my bed for several hours and, I was worthless for the whole next day.
>>535188505
Glad to know it isn't an issue for you anymore either anon, asthma is a scary thing.

>>535193063
Damn that sucks thanks for the math bro.

>>535192991
I got her from the free daily roll yesterday lol

uhm where is my free Support card banner roll?

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLL

Only like four gold ship play throughs away from not having to play her for a little while.

>>535193161
Red shift yes since its pretty loose requirements, shooting for victory isn't for front runners iirc

>>535193212
hope you get better rolls soon bwo

Is 3* med more likely to trigger than 2* med or is it all the same?

>>535169026
What's the goddamn chance of getting off banner dupes in this? First I get another Rice Shower and now it's that garbage emperor again.
I just want someone new.

>>535190803
There's hundreds of thousands of shitters in team trials. The tryhards in cm are very low. There's also no ranking in cm. As long as you do your cm run in normie hours, you're basically guaranteed to win.

>>535193270
EL CONDOR PASA!

>>535193386
3%

>>535193378
It's like s 20% compared to a 10% iirc

Got spooked by anime Teio, how good is she?

>>535193509
holy based

>>535193401
What are the normie hours? Daily reset time, banner reset time?

>>535193509
BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIIIIN

>>535193386
Didn't mean to link.
>>535193460
Isn't that the chance to get any 3*?

Today is a Marvelous day

What uniques do we need for Gemini Cup? Got screwed for Taurus Cup because I don't have Meruzensky and Taiki Shuttle.

>>535193638
Marvey lust...

>>535193668
>screwed for Taurus Cup because I don't have Meruzensky and Taiki Shuttle.
your daily borrows?

Yes, hello. I AM ERROR! Please help.

A maxed out R or SR is better than a capped SSR in most cases, right?

>not a perfect run but i shit and pissed myself and my dog died please gratify me
>image of a mid horse

>realistically only getting one more 10 roll on the super creek banner
She's at 2LB so I can't complain but missing that initial friendship is gonna suck

Steaks check?

Can someone post the Oguri Cap image with the pinwheel and lollipop, I need it

>>535193858
4th

>>535193858
15th

*donates one shoe*

Digitan LOVE

>>535193861
don't know what that is but I need it too

>>535193858
5th, that wit is bound to fuck you over

I made a Tachyon
>inb4 worst Tachyon ever you will never win CM because you dont have the poopoo peepee platinum evolved skill XYZ Number 107: Galaxy-Eyes Tachyon Dragon

>>535193912
FUCKING FUCK YOU YOU FUCKER FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCKING FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUUUUUUUUUCK

>>535193858
first

How do I check if someone actually borrowed my uma or support card? I think I'm blind over here

>>535193858
>front running with d rank
Put the 4th place in the bag bro

>>535193987
why is she so gay

>>535194065
HOPELESS

LEARN HOW TO FUCKING READ THE OP
STOP POSTING IN THIS THREAD

>>535193858
1st

>>535194065
Hopeless stakes..

>>535194126
to please men

>>535194065
We warned you anon, it's HopeLESS stakes

>>535194078
You get club points/friend points in your crate after reset if yours got borrowed.

TRAYNAH-SAN

>>535193562
That'll depend on the majority of the playerbase population. It's either be in the morning us, to account for eu (if they can even log in) or afternoon us when wagies get back home. Steam numbers also aren't entirely accurate as the game has a mobile version that's probably used way more.

>>535194058
worst tachyon ever you will never win CM because you dont have the poopoo peepee platinum evolved skill XYZ Number 107: Galaxy-Eyes Tachyon Dragon

>>535193282
Thanks.

why is hopeless stakes so hyped? isn't it only like 3 stam and speed

>>535194065
I WARNED YOU ANON
YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE GOTTEN SO HOPEFUL

No.1 fav? that means 1st place

>>535194289
kek

>>535194337
Uma Japan is very progressive to let Taiki have an emotional support gun.

>>535194126
変態

What's the maximum followers you cam have unupgraded?

>>535193989
Had to dig through all of my uma shit but found it.

>>535194303
Yeah but you can always get boxed and there is nothing you can do about it, hopeless stakes is a fun tradition

>>535194303
Because it is an omen.

>>535194465
thankie

Are there any more future events that trade in friend points for uma star pieces?

>>535194303
Best race for racking up early fans for most of the cast
You normally get about 10k from it in the first year which is massive, but you have to hold the hope in your heart to reap the rewards

>lost by so many lengths, too...
ouch.

>>535194303
It decided if your run has hope or not

can't wait for the zero apologems from the downtime

I love hopelessposting with teh bros

I want to play...

>>535194839
you have angered shiraoki sama

Finishing in 14th place cause I got boxed I can accept but what the fuck is happening when I finish 2nd even though I have 200 more speed and power than 1st place with more than enough stamina to finish the race?

>>535195021
watch the race

>>535195021
You got boxed

but you got out early enough to not get 14th place

>>535195113
We'll make it work, Director

I dont even know who to use as stamina card for an actual Super Creek run ......

>>535194927
Translate it weeabwos.

hmmmm

>>535195146
but the Japanese told me I could never escape the box

>>535195240
seiun sky

>>535195267
"we lost hopeful stakes"

>>535195068
>forgot to do hopeful stakes
>go undefeated

So my mile and Long teams are both getting about 30k less points than everyone else. I need to make sure the ones I remake have enough skills and wit to get more points right? Im f2p so is it fine if my Long horses are only like 700 spd if I can max out their stamina?

>>535193270
EL
CONDOR
PASA

>>535195308
>>535195308
>>535195308
real thread

Getting tempted to grind out the sashes and put Super Creek to Potential 5 just so she can get two gold recovery skills more consistently, running the event Spe sucks and McQueen is good but its a coinflip to get Cooldown

schizo hours....

>>535195462
If you only care about points, then don't bother trying to win.

>>535195509
Bwo, just recycle the thread

>>535195509
kys

How do I register myself in uma db? I added my id yesterday but I can't find myself

>newfag (just started 2 weeks ago)
>got spooked by Curren Chan when doing the free roll yesterday
>got Smart Falcon today from the free roll
Why do the idol Umas love me so much? I don't trust idols I prefer cute pure girls like Silence Suzuka...

anyone have that gif of logging in and turning jukebox to Bakushin REALLY FAST

>>535194413
How a selection of races and victories can be considered perverted?

Natie is like me fr fr

Why does the game gaslight me and say power will stop me from getting boxed in?

>>535195509
>not even at 300 in this one
bruh

>>535195509
Nice the thread schizo is back, at least I won't have to wait for 1100+ posts and image limit hit for our retarded baker to bake

>>535195649
Explode

>>535195509
I wasn't trying to be malicious anon I just linked this one cause it was already up.

>>535195237
Literally me

>>535195679
Irl, power will allow you to punch people out of your way.

>>535195670
Anyone who likes hot weather is a psychopath

This is real to me

You should be prepapring for long CM right now
Medium CM prep is easy
Long CM prep is hell, you need 1200 Stamina and 2 Gold Recoveries Minimum

I think my wisdom tooth is popping out. Chat gpt told me to go to a dentist so that means I shouldn't go to a dentist right?

>1129
schizo thread
go here >>535195308

>>535196006
But uma told me I need 1200 stamina and 2 golds for medium

>One of the most smoothest runs I've had, trained almost exclusively on Speed/Stamina with multiple rainbows and no failures even gambling on a 44% once
>No sicknesses, multiple 70 energy recoveries, even got Fast Learner
>Lost stakes due to rain and missed out on classic year secret event but still had plenty of skill points to spare
>But Maestro DOESNT FUCKING PROC
I am livid, this could have been a decent CM Opera

>Goldship throws races she should win
>wins races she should lose handily
This is a gambling game.

>>535195658
The usage of 変態 in this case is for "abnormality"

>>535196006
I'm waiting for Youtubers to tell me which Support cards and parents I should use.

Until when do I have time to find a club if I still want rewards

>to farm white sparks simply run races with stats and skills you would prefer
>Run every race that gives speed and stamina, or tokyo, or spring runner
>

>>535196006
CM prep isn't over til CM

when's the next good support card banner bwos? I don't want to roll super creek without spark and I want fantasy El

>>535196094
Her ult is one of the worst in the game so you were gonna finish in last place anyway

Nothing feels worse in this game than when you finally get a string of extremely lucky occurences in a run, just to have super creek decide that that's the run she's not going to give you maestro.

Add me fellow umadacchis I got some good stuff

MLB SC + 3PWR/4STM + 6 MEDIUM SPARKS
125367815712

>lowest stat
>somehow the spark rng still rolled on it
I hate this game so fucking much. Another waste of daily borrow. Just fucking give me a 3* stam already

>you need to pull the same SSR card five times in order for it to be completely viable
I might be over thinking it but this system seems like it’s designed to be a scam.

>>535196472
m8 its literally called gacha

So do you guys use up the entirety of Junior Year to get bonds up or do you carry it a bit over into Classic year? I've been noticing that I don't get my Speed to level 5 until the last couple of turns of senior year and I'm starting to think it's crippling my potential stat gains if I'm training incorrectly

>>535196378
its really finicky to proc yeah, but I wanted to run CM with my favorite Uma even if she isn't meta. Guess I'll keep trying.

>>535196472
>You need to pull the card once to be able to use the upcoming LB increasing shards
>Even if you increase a card's level, the bonuses are always card specific so one may only need 2LB to become top tier

>>535196445
Anything below 600 has a higher chance than stuff above 600 and 1100

>>535193858
>>535194065
>no medium S
>no gourmand
>no skill inherits
>not even fucking professor of curvature
Everything they told me about hopeless stakes is true.

>>535196006
i will get participation gibs and you can't stop me

Does Matikanefukukitaru need to be late for her ultimate to activate or will pace work?

>>535196568
until middle or close to the end of classic year i try to get friendships the highest possible, then on the last year i always prioritize speed or stam or what i want to level up

>>535196472
95% of the people doing better than you right now are using 80% SR cards in their deck with a borrowed SSR MLB

>>535196568
i've always gone until i maxed out the bonds, is that not what you're meant to do

>>535196568
If you don't get charming early, the run is dead. Sure you can still hit 1200 in a stat, but your other stats will suffer.

>>535196665
>600 power
was a brick anyways

>>535196215
use SSR mcqueen and manhattan cafe
there you go long CM prep done

>>535196445
Thats a powerful grandparent though

I may not have super shitter creek but lol. I did get spooked my tamamo cross on creeks banner, so I hope her VA loses her job and the game director gets stabbed.

>Get acupuncturist pre-debut
>5 fucking mood downs throughout the whole run
It's all so tiresome...

>>535196776
Kinda wild how op charming is desu wa.

>>535189651
I'll try again this evening.

This one is going to be the great filtering

BEHOLD! AN UMA!

>>535196920
Words of a psychopath

>>535196410
wait wrong screenshot lmao

>>535197019
i will filter your butt hole

HALO PLEASE SCREW OFF. I WANT SOMEONE ELSE FROM THE FREEBIE

>>535196580
I guess it depends on how sweaty the CM will be, if lots of people are running badly built nonmeta Umas she will be fine but against people running meta, you need at least 1200 speed, S medium and speed boost skills.

>>535197092
Might as well act like one since I am disgusted with myself. My only purpose is to be an antagonist that people feel satisfied seeing fail.

>>535196720
i was under that impression too but if you're trying to reach certain stat breakpoints you need to shift focus eventually

>my only two 3* spark umas are from fucked up runs
>they're both speed anyway

>SIX chow-down events in one career
How is this hungry bitch still alive?

>>535197317
I have exactly ONE spark, and it's speed, and on the uma that I run the most.

>>535197352
That's a bad sign. Something very bad is about to happen

>fail a 3%
>then fail charm acupuncture
>then a FUCKING 1%
WHY
WHAT THE FUCK GAME

>lost hot spring virginity to gold ship
I don't know how to feel about that

>>535197352
if you get a 7th it will bring good luck
6 is bad luck, beware

>>535197265
Don't forget, your here forever.

>>535196916
so no Creek or are you just talking about parent umas?

Are the "tricks" any good?

speed card betrayal at the last few turns

>>535197019
this will be easier, needing righthanded instead of left makes prep better

>only one free scout now that banner is gone

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Every /uma/ trainer without the Group A champion title will be placed on The List. Let this be the final warning.

>>535196094
when people say to run with your favorite what they mean is your favorite should be whatever is meta that month.

Lmao, Bitch Nature is just a beginner stomper even JPman agrees.
Triple Acechads won!

>>535197535
mnyo

Alright now this is just straight up misinfo what the fuck

anyone got the link that evaluates all the skills with the symbols system?

>>535197635
based gutschad

>Tfw learning ancient Japanese torture techniques
Who else is out here turning their horse to glue for losing opening race?

>>535197019
Wait people told me it was raining with shitty ground or something.

>>535197635
Guts is meta

>>535197265
she's not leaving until she gets what she wants

>>535197532
creek is good obviously but those two stamina cards have skills for long umas. the welfare McQueen also has kyoto racecourse which is what the track is on
>>535197635
really funny misinfo post

>>535149863 (OP)
wtf why is king halo so stacked?

Why is Mayano such a bitch to train? I can't max speed even with MLB Kitasan this is insane...

>>535197459
didn't happen, you're exaggerating the numbers

>>535197549
bwo why do you have pace chaser inherit ults on your GolShi?

Is one copy of Tazuna fine or do I need to MLB her?

How long until reset? I'm worried I won't be able to do it if the promo line increases further...

>>535197573
Jokes on you, i'm already on a list.

>>535197836
No, I fucking did not. Fuck you.

>>535197887
bwo are you srs?

Hey Umans. Got a question: Why is there no Uma porn? I'm kinda curious. The game is reaaally popular, it should have tons of porn online, yet there's barely any. Why?

>>535197935
It goes up 5-10k/day bwo you're ngmi

>>535197445
>>535197504
>skipped hopeless stakes
>don't have fans for next goal
>one turn remaining
Bros? What the fuck is going on?

what sort of stats should i be looking for on a dirt race condor pasa? my current one has 980 speed, 571 stam, 860 power, 264 guts and 461 wit

My first ever A+ hors, and it's Goldshi!

>>535198075
its a wholesome game

>>535198075
there's plenty though

>>535198116
post eck

>>535198075
Cygames drone strikes any artist that draws uma porn

Can someone explain me what the place in this list where Falco is means? Like what does it mean to be in the EX tier with 1 star

You can't make me have sex with Suzuka

Wait a minute. Gold Ship is hot!

>>535198075
> He hasnt discovered the most common hentai sites available yet
Underage detected

>>535198032
yes bwo, where is your Ryan ulti

>>535198075
Because the purpose of the game is to make horse girl run fast, not dick her

>>535198112
??????????????

>>535198153
Here.

>>535190803
Umamusume is accel game. If you don't have the required accel skills for a course, you will always lose against opponents who do.

Trainer my hair is all tangled up, AAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>535198174
unrequited love or something like that

>>535198075
Cygames cracks down on it since umas are based on actual horses, and owners of those horses aren't too eager to have the first thing that pops up when someone googles their expensive investments to be an image of it getting fucked.

>>535198174
she's an actual cuckquean

>>535198326
>4 STR
damn why didnt i think about that, were both of your legacies stam or speed?

>>535198112
>Winning Ticket
>Dead last
>Last
I think she took late too literally.

>>535198353
Is she jealous of Suzuka or something?

Are we still running double debuffer? Mr. Witgame is saying I won't win unless I run triple front.

>>535198075
There is enough porn of each uma, there is just a non spoken rule of not publicizing it and keeping it low profile, but there is a fair amount, its just that it is discouraged by this "unspoken rule" so there is less than it could

>>535198114
b-bump

>>535198254
ryan ult is a meme goldship sometimes passes 6th place before it can trigger

>>535198075
Anon....

>>535198339
Pulling her twintails like handles while fucking Scarlet to remove her migraine, only for her to get a mood down because (You) suck at combing them

>>535198320
>>535198112
We warned you anon

For the people that actually spark in trainee banners: What was your amount of 3 stars that you got along the way?

>>535198136
nta but there's plenty of slop but actual porn is pretty low

I have mlb Biwa and I've cleated like 5 copies of her already.
Unlucky

accidentally clicked the wrong training

>urara's second highest compatibility is goldship despite ot interacting much
????

>>535197317
>>535197378
I did more than 210 careers and only got one 3 spark, thankfully pwr on Maruzensky I wonder if it will take me another 200 runs

who else whitespark pilled?

>>535198570
>do hopeless stakes
>get 4th
>skip hopeless stakes
>bitch overeats herself to death, twists her ankle and then loses 3 babby races in a row
WHAT THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO DO???

>>535198458
I actually wanted to try 5 power but I will wait until I level other cards maybe.
Legacies are speed and stam, 6* for speed and 3* for stamina each. I think it might be better to go with 9* speed and another one split. Not sure though.

>>535197635
it is but it also isn't
with tachyons innate and swinging maestro that hons will be completely fine against debuffers
but i wouldn't exactly run that deck ever, i think its just because its F2P
also dont doubt how strong the MLB haru card is, it has no skills so every hint is 1/1/6 and she has the generic training amp

What a good friend

>>535198179
More for me

>>535198570
Has anyone made a good edit of the logo into Hopeless Stakes

>>535198453
>>535198353
I got her in my free pulls and she seems very cute, I hope I don'tend up feeling bad...

When will this store improve? I should just save my clovers for now right?

Is it smart to max level supports you don't use to up the chances of their events triggering despite them not being in your deck?

>>535198085
You're just trolling, r-right?...

>>535198780
lol

>>535198326
>power deck
Based

>>535198828
class6 cutoff usually ends up at about 500k

>>535198587
When I sparked Narita Taishin, I also walked away with 2x Teio, 1x Spe

>>535198794
i'm gonna be honest with you
i never thought about it but that has to be one of the most retarded things you could do with your resources in this game

>>535198672
Urara has bad compatibility with everyone
Gold Ship has great compatibility with everyone
Together they have mediocre compatibility

>>535198479
Triple niggers is only possible with whale decks at this stage of the game, but yes it is the strongest strat and will win 100% of the time.

>>535198828
nyo it will probably end at 430-440k

>>535198692
Run full of Hope and win

>>535198760

>>535197721
Like i fucking EVER believed in her at this point

Mayano Top Gun, Mayano Top Gun, Mayano Top Gun. Is there a better horse whose name gets announced better than hers? Am new to the Horse club.

>>535198479
Triple front is NOT viable unless you are giga whaling
You will have 3 mediocre Fronts that will watch a shitty goldship zoom past them on the last corner

The most consistent strat will be 1 Pace 1 Debuffer 1 End

>>535198476
>>535198763
I haven’t read her story myself, but from what I’ve seen, she keeps fumbling her relationship with her trainer, and it goes nowhere. Which's why people joke that she’s a loser in love.

>>535197721
holy kek wtf

BAKUSHIIIIIIIIIN!!!!

>>535199224
Goldship will not be able to catch up to double front setups unless the fronts don't have any mid-race speed skills at all.

>>535199363
GAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA

Wtf, did I really waste my time farming her for nothing???

Can’t believe Suzuka was so bad at racing that she died

>>535199260
she's just like me bros...

>>535190803
>2 guts 1 wit 3 speed build
lmfao thanks for the free win in the finals

>>535199212
And with this she can finally be put to rest

>CM is 3 days away
>Everyone already has their aces and evil natie ready
>meanwhile I'm still stuck spark grinding good parents for my favorite uma I'm supposed to use for CM
Should I just give up bwos?

>>535199457
she died for our sins

>>535197635
I don't even have an LB0 KINGU...

i dont feel so good

>>535198794
it's completely random and unaffected by your inactive cards

>>535199524
I guess your torture paid off? Congrats?

>>535199417
Yes, go test it in room matches. Unless you vastly outstat them you will always be too far back due to the 2 fronts pushing each other forward.

>>535199524
how tf did you do 26 consecutive races and still win? Don't you lose stats every other turn

>>535199550
make a Medium S goldship and beat retards in Bottom bracker

I have unironically never seen a front runner outrun my shitty Evil Nature debuffs. Front runners outrunning debuffs is another gaslighter meme isn't it?

ive been in a random club for weeks and without missing a single day I have gained all of 200 club points last month.

>>535199550
>he fell for the spark farming discord psyop
If you wanted to farm sparks you should have started a month ago, right now you just take the best of what you have, borrow a god-tier parent (use the DB), and pray

>>535198075
I actually draw porn for a living but apart from the yakuza memes, I feel no urge to lewd them. There is just something pure and precious about them, but again I teared up at Super Creek's career when I first read it so... yeah.

how do i get 50 mayano frags FAST

SEKAI SAIKYOWA
SOOOOOOOOOO
EL GONDOR BASA :DDDDD

>>535197635
Um, bwo? if you think about it, debuffs don't target guts! Maestro is overrated anyway you definitely don't need it, you have 580 stamina, it's more than enough.

>>535197721
>>535199212
>>535199524
I bet she'll think twice about pissing me off

>>535199723
Eyes will not hit fronts as long as there's more than 1 of them, but all other debuffs will.

>>535199723
I have tried to make an Evil Nature but how do you win her career with that speed?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TyoKYpzIzzE
Meisho Doto seiyuu Watada Misaki is streaming.

>>535199815
I want to fuck this bratty uma

>>535198681
At least get them 3*, bro.

Uma for this feel?
And don't say Special Week.

>>535200001
special week

>>535200001
Aston Villa

>>535199660
>>535199680
It was a lot more than 26 races or whatever in the end lmao

holy fuck hop off my dick please

>cinematic career race with tons of skill activations
>overtakes left and right past the last corner
>lose, regain, lose and then just barely regain the lead at the very end with a lucky proc
>barely beat Rudolf by a Neck
>...the actual Rival of the race lost by distance
I feel like this keeps happening, story Rivals just fucking suck.

>>535199867
what difference does it make, desu I don't think I ever saw double front so I have no idea if it would work
>>535199891
600 speed is enough to win the Uras, also I wasted like 30 clocks on Nature runs.

>>535199550
I just plan on having fun, so I did no preparations

>>535194270
What about during prime seahours? Are they casual shitters or tryhards?

WHAT SUPPORT CARDS DO I USE FOR A CM WORTHY GOLDSHIP
HELP

Sorry debuffcucks but you wasted your time. FrontGODs was always meta, even before seiun powercreep.

>>535197721
>Haard work work

>>535197737
>he doesn't know

>>535200325
your best

I love you too, game.

sorry if I am retarded but do cards build up "friendship" over several runs? I swear my some supports didnt have the friendship gauge filled a few runs ago but now it starts a bit filled

>>535199843
>>535200157
You don't deserve her. She's more powerful than you could ever understand.

>>535200215
Lone front will slow down mid-race since there's no one to compete with. A front ace needs a companion to push each other forward and destroy the pace. Strong enough fronts will make it unwinnable for late/end given similar stat lines. This happens when S.Maru comes out, and is why she dominates all the way until X.Oguri.

>>535200325
If you still don't know how the game works just don't worry about CM

>>535200410
explode

>>535200464
you're retarded

>>535200464
levelling up cards gives them initial friendship gauge, so they start careers with some friendship already in the bar

>>535200464
nah, what's happening is some of your upgraded cards have initial friendship on them

>>535200410
what the FUCK is this bullshit

>>535199806
Fellow erotic artist here, I lewd them a lot in sketches, just dont publish them, you might be a bit gay

if I have 1LB kitasan I’ll be able to MLB during half anniversary right? free selector, free uncap, and then paid selector?

>>535198252
The hoyonigger picture didn't make it obvious enough?

>>535198719
that deck does not have creek lmfao

>>535200410
No fucking way man

mihoyo bourbon

I want to pin down Manhattan Cafe and make her a mother in the act, even if she has no tits and no ass.
Am I low test or high test?

>>535200410
ayo this neighga stole all the luck

>>535198075
Blue Archive saved the umas

>>535200464
god i wish

>>535200748
if there's a hole there's a way

gold ship took my hot spring virginity...

clubgods please I beg you, find a place for me. Overrun the buffer and increase your limit to 31/30. I am a humble trainer of honest means and 44 million fans. I offer you my MLB satono diamond and an incredibly bricked 9* speed/stam/wit goldship in return.

202950237674 are my digits. I leave the rest to you...

Finally, a naught nature run that didn't completely crash and burn.

>>535200507
Makes sense I guess

It's time.

>daily 3/3 borrow
>trying to farm for 9 ura finale
>see 3* stamina
>YES
>no ura
>FUCK
18th 3 star spark. Yes, its 9* stam with 6* ura, and is slight improvement from the Vodka that has Late Surger and no green skill, but I'm still disappointed.

>>535200857
post card setup

can anyone else not get into the game?

>>535200795
How many regular humans would it take to win a tug of war versus a single umamusume?

>>535198587
3% of 200 you'll get 6 on average

>>535200912
>18th 3 star spark.
fucking kill yourself for complaining

>>535197721
how the fuck are you at 800+ Speed with 26 consecutive races

>>535200906
time to get swole dude...

>>535200857
Retardo who didn't get the memo, we're farming frontrunners now debuffsissy

>>535200410
I get no 3 stars in 90 rolls
This nigga gets this
Truly, life is a hopeless stake

my debuffer also hits front runners

>>535201040
whale

>>535200410
Just like real life, some people are born in a golden cradle, while others...

What makes Seiun Sky so good?

>>535201046
*activates hesitant front runners*
*intensely gazes at you*
*dominates your ass*
heh... nothing personnel

I found out that I am capable of running careers without buying skills now. Very cool seeing 1.4k points at the end of career

>>535200325
kitanegro is pretty good

Golshi's getting boredshi... ;_;

Ive never been more pissed off

chink bot chads..... this is too comfy

We click those right? In the end its a 50:50. Either we succeed or we don't

>reset
>70 tp
>have no motivation to play because borrows reset and know it'll just be an hour getting sent into a black hole
I think I'm burnt out, bros...

>>535200935
Inherits were stam and some power. Got lucky with races and at the inspiration events.

>>535201216
They didn’t even live together anymore

>>535201216
happens to the best

Actually got my first A+ with an ace run which I'm happy with considering my shitty cards, but no medium S and creek's event chain didn't even start, so it's glue.

>>535201040
I posþed the deck and ending here >>535200157

Umas should race nude, imagine the tit and ass bouncing

>>535201169
or something, I don't know

>>535201382
Rice shower don’t have all at cmon now

>>535201143
Actually both parents are also 9* speed

>>535201382
I guarantee that on the last night of summer camp, all the umas sneak out and go streaking naked on the beach in the dark

>umamusume details
>gold ship
>UHGUGHUEGUEGUGHEUG GLYUE ;_;

>>535201250
I deserved this.

>Creek and Spe never proc their last events
>But I get BoFA
At least SOMEONE didn't let me down

>>535200912
you are a nigger and belong in the fields harvesting cotton

>>535201046
Regular frontrunners will easily get mogged by debuff nature + goldship combo, there's nothing you can do against whale frontrunners so for most people pace chaser is still the biggest problem

>>535201216
Just give him a cat

Where are my Turbo Thursday races...?

ENTER

>misread gametora and picked the wrong option

pain

>>535201441
Super Suzuka soon

>>535201341
>Haru Urara
>Marvelous
>0LB Creek
>Still a decent stat spread
How the fuck, did you highroll a bunch of energy restores or is Haru just that good?

>>535200906
I'm split between getting Ryan to 3 stars to pass down her Unique or upgrading El Condor Pasa to 3 stars because RED COAT COOL.

>more 18-uma cm rooms than 9
>the 18-uma rooms are actually getting filled up
I think we're gonna make it

>>535200795
>>535200992
Google says it would take 10-13 humans in peak physical condition to match one horse.
If umas are meant to be proportional to the real thing, then whatever your favorite honse is, no matter who it is, she would easily hurl you across the room if you tried to tug-of-war her.

>>535201726
>If I'm running Oguri, I have to spend 10s making sure it's the right "How should I respond?" event

im gonna do it
im gonna triple frontrunner and pray
one of them will have some debuffs on them though i think, probably top gun

>>535201262
is hopefulstakes a scam?

Thoughts?

>>535196665
>Get Taishin to 1200 speed
>No Maestro
>Get Goldship to 1200 speed
>No Maestro
GOD I WANT TO UNINSTALL THIS FUCKING CRAP OF A GAME

>>535201859
>No groundwork
Bro...

>>535201463
Rice Shower is a beautiful wholesome cutiepie

>>535201250
the book says you only click if the stat gain is more than double the chance of failure (as a broad rule of thumb).

>>535201856
kek same name event assholes

CM coping
89921924

>>535201859
>Late start

>get 600/600/600 on everything
>win ura
>here you go trainer-san here is your horse
thanks cyjews.

>>535201859
Bro your focus?

>>535202110
that's a lot of ones...

>>535201463
>>535202025
But that doesn't stop her from having a perfect bubblegum ass

>>535202110
first time i seen all 1's lol

>>535202210
is that a penis?

>>535202090
holy hell all the sweatlords came out of the woodworks full in 1 min

>>535202035
I am going for a high roll ace run. 90 stats in summer 1 at a 1/3ish chance is pretty worth it.

>>535198926
>about 500k
>>535199113
>430-440k
Well if I get on strengthening some of my trashier units, 440 might be possible, but 500k is out of the question. I wonder which one of you will be closer to the actual number.

>>535202110
What are the chances here?

Which Uma has the best casual outfit and why is it Winning Ticket?

>>535201859
>no fucs
>no groundwork

>>535202025
She's a VILLAIN

>>535202210
wew

>>535202340
Winning Ticket > Mayano Top Gun > Maruzensky
This is the top 3

which of these is a better speed stat stick? narita has a speed training boost and more initial friendship gauge, but sweep has more friendship training and special frequency.

Making a CM room for the first time. What mood do you normally choose?

>>535200912
Get aids and die

>>535202340
Winning ticket fucks me

>get recommended random uma video
>it's a man using a female vtubeshit avatar
Why did you zoomer faggots let this happen?

Give me stuff to watch or listen to while grinding sparks. I just watched every episode of The Thick of It

we're so back

>>535202484
Random because you won't make it to the finals.

>>535202110
It's weird to think that godly luck and awful bad luck are two sides of the same coin, in a parallel universe this would be all 3 stars.

i did the homework, you DO NOT need tazuna in fact you can skip this banner

>>535199130
A moment of valor shines brightest against the backdrop of despair.

>>535200912
Also I hope your only reason for living gets tainted and wrecks you from the inside.

>>535201758
It was a good run, no night owl, slacker or anything like that. Got some ura finale inspirations and also +20 all stats from the acupuncturist which I went for after I didn't get medium S because why the hell not at that point.
The previous run with the same setup had -94 speed, -59 stamina, -145 power, +5 guts, -66 wit, so this was definitely a very high roll.

>>535202614
Well, you also don't need a Herman Miller but it's really damn nice to have

>>535202558
Anon please...

Guys... Haru... I think she might be actually retarded

>>535202614
ive been saving for Seiun this whole time

>>535202090
>The best goldship placed worst
I dont understand this game at all

Are the rates up today in the gacha or something? Suddenly 3 out 4 friends playng uma today get an SSR and then I get falcon

>>535202325
500k is for class 6 retention and so far the required score has dropped everytime. This time it looks like it will be 470k or 480k for retention. You want Class 6 Promotion which is gonna be lower

>>535202325
im the 500k anon
I didnt read the original post and thought it was about class6 retention, which tends to be around 500k
Promotion into 6 should be lower than that

>>535202737
I'm being serious, if you don't have a CM team ready a week ago, you weren't ever going to win the finals.

>>535202524
Why did you?

>enter room
>spend 10s to pick my 3 umas out of 200
>room is full
>repeat

>>535202814
Power low

>>535202756
Of course she is

AHHHHHH

What went wrong here

>>535202814
Its missing Pump Iron which does a lot at the final corner

What triggers the radar event for Goldshi? I've done a full run with her outfit and I never saw it

Umadols are whores.

>>535202971
thirty eight power anon! click it!

>>535202931
Favorite your Umas. That way you only have to dig through your like 15 good parents and your CM umas. The filter persists between signups.

>>535202827
Can't be me pulling Winning Ticket on the free pull

>>535202971
do it for the rainbow training goals count

>>535202971
38 pow 25 skill points, still very worth

>>535202971
stop feeding her
her boobs gonna get even more unwieldy
what you gonna do then

>take double long shot on a whim
>it's activated every single cm room I've tested it in
being a shitter is nice sometimes

>>535203018
Story ch1

>doing a bakushin run for the first time in a while some dumb shit I'm trying
>do a lot of optional races
>2nd place
>lost to suzuka
>2nd place
>lost to suzuka
>2nd place
>lost to suzuka
>2nd place
>lost to suzuka
I am going to rape Suzuka and make her permanently silent

>>535202931
The deadline will NOT be altered

>>535203157
Mayano, Rice Shower, Daiwa top 3

>3k carats
>gold ship freebies about to end
It's over

>positive mood event
>negative mood event next turn
>positive mood event
>negative mood event next turn
>positive mood event
>negative mood event next turn
Three times in the same run. Fuck you too,game.

if I have 1LB kitasan I’ll be able to MLB during half anniversary right? free selector, free uncap, and then paid selector?

>>535203218
Thanks, anon

This is your Bakushin for tonight

>>535203173
>stop feeding her
That's horse abuse! Now I will give my Daiwa two extra portions of carrots in each meal so she can forget this traumatic suggestion!

>>535203369
>free selector
ohnononono

>>535203369
no paid selector for 0.5 anniversary, those start being available with the first anniversary

>>535203294
Thats a steamy Air Groove

>>535202931
just host your own
>9
>Spring
>Sunny firm
>great mood

>>535203157
Curren can't stop winning huh?

>>535203157
Winning ticket, Seiun Sky and Taishin are my favs

>>535203484
b-b-but im lazy to edit and post the summary...

>>535203449
I prefer my umas extremely soft

So many goldship runs for that fan total...no three stars...

>>535203567
and give other trainers valuable data? yikes. everyone in my CM grinding discord has signed an NDA

Demonic people are running the double front runner comp and blasting everyone else to bits

>>535203157
Mayano is so cute

>S2
>literally EVERYONE is praying for Biwa's downfall
it's the stupid hair isn't it, it makes everyone hate her...

>accidentally made an 8* speed Rudolf
nice

>>535202469
Sweep tosho. She can also proc charming but maybe it’s because I’m 1lb but the event rarely procs

>>535203567
Don't worry I'll post it for you
hey guys so the 1000 stam goldshi won

>all this in year 1
This is it anons

How does it feel having all your misinfo efforts dissolved overnight by a single jap /uma/?

>>535203369
Nyo.

Had enough of horsing around, Doktah?
New CC season just went live, go do your 620 risk clear for the trimmed medal

so theoretically if i bring 2 honses with like 800 spd as pace chasers i can... le brock everyone?

>>535203745
>inb4 slacker
>inb4 night owl straight into mood down
>inb4 tissues

>>535203745
good luck on the S med

>>535203473
She just finished training.

>>535203693
it's the big head anon, Biwa was scammed from birth

stop gayposting with each other and post a lobby already faggots

>>535203745
>no rainbows in july and august

>>535203745
its going too well, so im doing this to you
a 3% failure, and night owl too!

>>535202531
http://youtube.com/watch?v=ENl3eh1o-SM
I like videos of japanese controversies or urban legends.

Post your least favorite horses

>Spend all week building a team
>Finally ready to join a CM room to test my umas
>Last place
Bros it's so fucking over for me.

>>535203791
Damn

>>535203941
You have Bourbon but haven't run her? Why? She's such a funny dork.

>get the S medium in the meme gutsbuild run
AAAAIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>535203157
Scarlet's looks like a mom.

>>535203890
bwo pride month is in June

>>535203291
this but 29k

>>535203639
>really like marvelous sunday
>super cute hair, personality, race outfit, voice
>they somehow gave her the XXL shortstack fetish type tits
>now im stuck with the shortstack allegations loli fucker for the rest of my life because nobody likes Marvelous Sunday without wanting to fuck her
>weeb friend circle is making fun of me for liking her
nobody gives a shit if I liked daiwa with the same tit size but 20cm more bodyheight because everything is just about looks and nothing behind a superficial appreciation of a fictional character
god i hate the internet

>Even a wholly mediocre gold ship dunks on my ace every time in CM lobbies
Is the only way to win really to build this bitch?

>>535203248
The otherworldly front runner strikes again

>>535203924
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UUmgvtMKuSs

>>535204046
perfect

>>535204031
I just got her this morning, I'm gonna run her soon

>was just thinking about how Teio is the one Uma who never fails me
>always wins her races, always gets good trainings, always succeeds in ~30%s
>gets blocked and destroyed in the Satsuki Sho despite having 450+ stats
>exactly 5th place so can't even retry is the game rigged to make you fifth gen you get BROCKED? feels like it happens waaaaaaay too often
fuck this shit man, can't have shit in Tracen, nothing is sacred

I keep losing in every CM lobby