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>>530364492 (OP)
HAG SEX

hors

Uma butt > Uma boobs

This is not up for discussion

>>530364569
late

I will not roll for Kitasan Black. Duramente is much bigger and stronger than Kitasan anyway.

DON'T FORGET TO UNLOCK THE CHICANO HORSE

YOU SHOULD HAVE ENOUGH STARS

>>530364582
>Make sure to have 34% or higher race bonus in total from your cards, that's when the big jump in stats gained from races happens.
why does this game have so much hidden esoteric shit

>>530364574
based

>>530364607
Blame RNG

Almost free of the Bakushin mines
Then back into the spark mines

>play Pace Chaser or Late Surger horse
>they get boxed in and lose despite having 600+ power

Remember, to GUARANTEE an MLB, which is the only thing that matters in this game, you must save 1000 rolls.

1st Haru run
wish her luck

>>530364672
The what

>iqdb used to be near instant
>now days you can't use it for shit because some freaks constantly bot spam the site, making search result fail before they could even start

I haven't won a career in 2 days AMA

>>530364574
Wrong!
Uma boobs > Uma tummy > Uma butt

>>530364574
>all that weight right above her legs
Assmusumes are literally built to lose

How come women with Uraras personality dont exist?

>Condor Pasta trampled me and left me in the dust during the Legends Race, but she wasn't content on humiliating me only then

This is a dupe too, I could have got a new card....

Kita is exhausted from fucking. She does not have the energy to meet global's high expectations of her support abilities.
You should skip her and borrow mine instead

sniffing Grass Wonder's big butt
sniffing Tazuna's big butt

Almond Milk
Uma Boobs > Uma Butt and it’s not debatable

Vodka popped my hot spring cherry.

I'm skipping kitasan because I care more about having fun in career with the umas I like than metafagging my way to the top in pvp

Deceiving Bakushin into having sex with me.

>>530364672
that's a brick

>>530364896
we got retard #1 over here who doesn't know glute dynamics and their importance for stability during long-distance sprints

>>530364845
who are you training?

No I will get MLB Kita and I WILL become the town's bike

>>530364942
I will

>>530364574
Daiwa's Daiwas beg to differ.
I am more of an ass guy myself

>>530364672
I'll uncap her to unlock her outfit

>>530364574
PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP

Im sorry boss I dont have many fans, please dont kick me from the circle

Roll for Kita

>>530364706
what if i told you skill effectiveness changes based on track condition? a skill that's very useful in nakayama might've been dogshit in hanshin

>>530364829
HARUUU
FAITOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

>>530364896
>>all that weight right above her legs
don't look up what a real horse looks like

>>530364986
BAKUSHIN IS NOT DUMB

>>530364948
I'm surprised I haven't bakushinned inside bakushin by now

Here's your factual horsegirl popularity
If your horse isn't here they are irredeemably shit

>>530364942
Your kitasan belongs to my BTC.

Man Mihono's final race is so fucking hard. Long Front is a bitch to train for.

>>530365160
>puny westoid numbers

>>530365160
WHERE IS MARVELOUS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>530365172
your bitcoin?

>>530364904
They exist, they are supposed to be your daughter because she literally has the personality of a 9 year old girl>>530364916

>>530365102
sex with rice shower

>>530365160
Sex with Trainer?

>>530365118
She's dum

>>530365102
nigga whatd you say?
was lookin at horse

>>530365102
ok, where is the autism compendium for this game
I won't be left in the dark no more

>>530365160
super creek...

>>530364994
nta, but coulda swore that was the core actually aka the stomach

>>530365160
Slut trainers

>>530364797
>he didn't get navigation skills

Ogurin...

>>530364797
>meanwhile
>200 wit

>>530364574
gigabased

how do you check bond levels?

>>530365160
Why is my self-insert such a manwhore in these games?

>>530365160
I see both Suzuka and Raisu in there, all's well.

>>530365271
Wrong

I thought this honse had a hard campaign?

>>530365160
see my McQueen but not my daughter Top Gun

i've been informed that i missed out on my beautiful lesbian queen. how long do i have to wait for her rerun?

>>530365160
Nooo maruzensky!

Finally got my first Legend

no one ever answers my questions in these threads

>>530364948
Taiki popped mine but I couldn't screenshot the towel cleavage shot fast enough

>>530365024
opera O and Agnes currently.
I've already won with Groove, Daiwa, and Bakushin
I've gotten a lot of help from the bros here. I think I'm just getting really bad RNG currently and it can be really frustrating getting walled at the final personal goal for both Uma's over and over.

>>530365092
I will but not as a card

>>530365160
>manhattan cafe up top
>Mayano Top Gun nowhere in sight
I hate this

>BAKUSHIIIN
>dirt
>

>>530365373
She had 400 wit actually

>>530365416
every campaign is easy if you have good parents and supports

>>530365247
>all women grow up to be whores or harpies

Are we still allowed to play career mode normally after the event ends?

El tying you up and breaking both of your arms then both of your legs before cutting you in half with a chainsaw

>>530365428
Uma reruns aren't a thing, she gets a new year alt though which is some months away.

>>530365428
Trainer-san rapes her and she likes it, canonically.
>>1
I switched my SSR strength cards out for SR strength cards and friendship building is 10x better now wtf

>>530365428
doesn't work like that here, she's in the general pool now so you have a chance to get her from every uma banner; she'll also be available whenever we get another selector ticket

I am Super Creek's trainy-wainy

>>530365416
what distance type was your URA?

Reminder to not roll on Kitasan Black if you're F2P or a newcutie, just borrow a whale and hold your load.

>>530365558
No, you can no longer play the game. This was it.

>>530365527
Her big cock radar is picking me up

I don't get should I go for supports with relevant skills for my position/racetrack or should I just stack 6 speed ones regardless of what they have?
Or just swing maestro/gourmand maxx.

>>530365641
medium

>>530365558
It's going away forever.

Ineed a guild PLEASE
845081565348

>>530365282
ウマ娘.攻略.tools (If the link doesnt open just google it)
It has complete datamine on buff numbers and which part of the track a skill can activate. Though you still have to consult gametora to check which skills are which lol. Hopefully someone makes one for global but probably not.

I don't bother with Tachyon's mood anymore.
>recreation
>mood down 2 turns later
>recreation
>mood down 2 turns later
>recreation
>mood down BEFORE THE NEXT DAY
whateverr

>>530365650
But what if I legitimately want one copy cause I think she’s really cute

How do you say her name again?
Her campaign is hard

>>530365428
you can still get her from normal pulls, just watched a vtuber do it an hour ago

>>530365428
I actually got her from a YOLO early today, so just get lucky lmao.

is guts the most common spark by a mile or what?

>>530365650
Reminder, you MUST save 1000 rolls or it's not worth it.

>>530365650
This is bad advice.

>>530365703
Make one

>>530365160
wheres my gundam mihono bourbon

>>530365768
Just hold for the actual hors then because you can't use her card and her at the same time

>>530365769
Matiektnifnaiufneoenku

>>530365469
Make it sound like bait or use more provocative imagery. Link questions

Do I want to be dumping most of my SP into this?

>>530365768
Then you are based and you have excellent taste

>>530365769
Machikane fuku kitaru

>>530365769
MACHIKANEFUKUKITARU

>>530365092
> Roommate is SEGA heiress
Girl is just asking for it

I miss old Cracked...
>>530364672
she's a gringo, amigo

>>530365160
what is it about Tachyon that makes everyone love her me included, post your evidence

Gonna make a new guild for casual/f2p players. 5 decides what I name it

>>530365225
japs always have the weirdest tastes

>>530365976
niggadacchis

Yeah... Save your rolls for a whole fucking year.

>>530365894
Yes, it's actually a decent card at MLB out of current options.

>>530365862
Bro please ill do the team things every day and give you shoes sometimes when i remember

>>530365379
Trainer notes in the archive

>>530365508
I believe in you! It took me 4 career runs to win with Symboli(while also getting the triple crown). I ended up having to run her as a pace chaser instead of a late surger because I kept getting bad luck with being blocked

>>530365769
matikanefukukitaru

>>530365886
Wild that Diawa is the ugliest girl here

>>530364574
This is a tummy chad game

Anybody know if that part 1 of the thing is sticking around? I still only need the 3 plushies and might have to spam recreation tonight.

>>530365768
I'm considering just going for one copy for this reason, might just wait for her to show up as an uma herself though

>>530365969
>uma bomber
holy shit i almost spilled tea on my fucking keyboard lmao

>>530366098
iirc both parts stay indefinitely

>>530366024
Could I have even used this?

9* speed or 9* stam?

>>530365769
what a coincidence i just won with Mywivematikanesocuteiloveher

I saw a nip on twitter earlier who'd made a compilation of western streamers trying to pronounce Matikanefukukitaru, I should've bookmarked it.

>>530366002
Rice's popularity from S2 helped fuel the JP launch of the game.

>>530366098
>>530366169
>indefinitely
Not indefinitely I believe I saw it expires in like September or October, anyway, nothing to really worry about.

>>530366140
It's over for ningen artists...

>>530364845
same but it's only one day for me
closest so far was Tachyon but she choked on the last race

Oh no
Oh fuck
This is my first ticket
Vodka is cool, but this was a meme front runner run
Fuck

>>530366072
happy sex with hags

>>530366169
Oh well that's neat. I just need two more careers for that last special week card then.
thanks umabro.

>>530364706
>Make sure to have 34% or higher race bonus in total from your cards, that's when the big jump in stats gained from races happens.
explain? how big of a jump are we talking about? is it total combined from all cards?

>>530366214
Stam.

>>530365886
whens satono diamond dropping on global

>>530366221
It's more of an IQ / EOP amerimutt test desu

>pixivbux
>boorubux
go back to >>>/gbfg/

>>530364574
>ai sloppa

>>530365589
>>530365624
>>530365784
>>530365810
damn. well thanks for the info, i think i'll try saving up for new years then

Which one of these should I be building up to beat the legend race? She's pushing my shit in. Since it's a medium length race, I assume I'm going to need some stamina... thinking Oguri is my best bet?

>>530366214
Stam > Power > Speed

>>530365976
HORSE CUM

I piss in McQueen's breakfast

>>530366385
Oguri Cap beats her ass if you have her decently trained up.

>>530366282
Good luck

>>530366385
Oguri, Daiwa or Golshi should be able to beat it easily if you get enough stam

I refuse to believe 600+ stats increases the spark rate. I've gotten nothing but 1* guts today and I HATE IT!!

>>530366385
I just beat her with Daiwa, piss easy.

>>530366062
yeah I got a lot of really good advice a few threads ago. This current run had a training failure, but I just had a really good lead in this race so we'll see how it goes
I just gotta keep at it

>>530365976
cum drainers

>>530365428
>beautiful lesbian queen
kill yourself

AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE STOP DDOSING THE SERVER

>>530366385
Oguri, Golshi or Daiwa

>>530364574
Is fucking grim to think you brownoids managed to find your way into this game despite filtering your kind
Hopefully by next month you won't be here anymore

>>530366346
Probably 6ish months. Alongside Kita.
Then alts for both in like 5-6 months after that.

>>530366587
AIEEEE KEEP DDOSING THE SERVER
GEMMIES INCOMING

>>530364492 (OP)
Pls invite, fellas

>>530366482
Rice...

>>530366040
I’ll make it as soon as we have a name

Should I use the El Paso stars to unlock her, or save them for if I pull her?

which honses have the best general use uniques so I know who to try to get sparks on

>>530365428
>beautiful lesbian queen
live yourself we're normal here

Complete Umamusumation

>>530366385
Special Week is your med distance horse

>>530364904
because most uraras manage to get themselves killed out of sheer retardation before reaching adulthood

>>530366632
AIIIIIIIIIE YOU CAN'T LIKE ASS MY SUGOI NIHONLAND DOESN'T

What is so good about Kitasan Black? When does it get powercrept?

>summer 1
>my support goes everywhere but speed/stamina
God I fucking hate this game

>>530366727
min-max is save them since it's technically more stars but if you need more trainees just let it rip, who cares.

>>530366736
uma's are for (you)
last thing this fandom needs is mihoyo cucks that attack you for not liking their yuri ships

>>530366548
I failed a 5% friend training after I typed that. I think I'm fucked bros...

>>530366282
You have to take her now or she'll be sad.

>>530366828
Ai has the best speed card in the game and Kita fucked her so naturally she's better.

>>530366849
wait until you get back to back rainbowless summers with 3x speed cards..

>>530366662
>gender
>male

>>530366091
yea!

>>530366731
McQueen, El, Oguri, Taiki, Maruzensky, Spe
Ryan and Rudolf for late/end only, but they are very potent

>>530366645
Satono femdom

Why is this piece of shit always on her period

>>530366367
It's not. I want to gen his artstyle too tho.

>>530366885
People sperging out about how other people approach things is bad regardless of what side it's from, yuri is totally fine

>>530366885
>uma's are for (you)
and we're straight here, not some pathetic pretend male.

>>530365976
Raisu husband club

>>530366885
you might want to consider playing BA if you want a bunch of guys being needlessly hostile about whatever they don't like

>Pasa does the Hulk Hogan ear wave
kek

>have to train 15 horses
>have to retrain 15 horses around pvp
>will have to retrain 15 horses when kitasan comes out
nobody told me that horse breeding would be a second job

>>530366515
>>530366541
Daiwa builds? For me it's skills so long as you have enough speed and power. I also haven't beaten her yet though.

This is a unit AND .png stat-stick gacha?

>>530366220
Good luck with the finals!

>>530365976
Blue Rose

>>530366820
This is a game where every single girl has a "hank hill ass" like americans say, so yes, is actually impressive just how far the brown sphere can reach to infect things, thanks for the experience, and hopefully you are all just tourist that came from the ecelebs cancer

>>530366645
She chose (you) out of dozens. Don't disappoint Dia-chan

why do they always draw the trainer self insert like he's in his mid 30s
I'm not a senile old man!

Dude the fucking camera SUCKS holy shit it's so bad.
My Uma passing everyfucking one and the camera is just glued to Top Guns whore face on 4th place or whatever doing literally NOTHING

>>530366907
many such cases

>>530367138
Butt slut

>>530366282
You better fuck that tomboy anon, the hopes of millions are on your shoulders

>>530367164
I am a sensitive young man (30 years old)

>"HA! HA! HA! HA! HAA~!"
How would you respond to this without sounding mad?

>>530367137
>he doesn't know about ass wonder's measurements

>>530366586
theyre married
>>530366736
thanks oomf

>>530367193
her tummy is more important than your uma

>>530367164
We're all balding ojisans here.

>>530367143
I need her now.

>>530367164
I've seen 30 year old trainer, young guy trainer, femtrainer, you just have to look around enough

>>530367240
Forehead smooches

>>530367221
How do you fell knowing you'll die alone and poor and no one will care about it?

>>530365856
t. Whale that just wants to ruin the game for newcuties

suzuga

>>530367280
imagine the smell

>>530365976
Black skippers

>>530367254
i'll homewreck their marriage by dicking opera.

What should my first 11 turns look like before my debut race? I feel like i'm bricking these horses from the get go

>>530367164
I feel like a career in training is not something someone gets to do fresh out of college but maybe I'm wrong

Jackpot

>>530366965
>>530367143
>willingly submitting yourself to the satono rape dungeon
A good idea

>>530367280
what model/prompt are you using?

>>530366790
This is so sad....

>>530367335
30 is young. I still got my entire life ahead of me

>>530367459
hayai

>>530367164
Global release means more female trainers will be drawn for self-insert yuri

why is Haru so small ingame? is she a runt irl or something?

>>530367254
>>530367449
both based

>>530367164
I literally look like this though

>>530367450
Chase Tazuna and pick whichever facility has the most cards stacked to raise bonds faster.

>>530365976
PT(RNG)D

can I see rudolf stats?

>>530367137
stay in the tawawa threads you retarded schizo

El Psy Congroo is really hot

She's had a huge lead 3 races in a row...this is it. THIS IS THE RUN I CAN FEEL IT

How long is left in the event? It says 1 day but doesn't it end on the 9th? Am I gonna make it without hating myself?

>>530367450
I try to get everything up to at least 100 and speed to 200

>>530365160
actual current ranking
2024年4月24日から2025年3月15日の期間中のウマ娘毎の「Pixivでのイラスト・小説等全作品の総閲覧数」の増加件数を集計しました。総閲覧数は、各キャラクターのタグが紐づく百科事典記事の下部に閲覧数のグラフに掲載されている値を出典にしています。
1) 69830793:ジェンティルドンナ
2) 65414227:アグネスタキオン
3) 57654750:マンハッタンカフェ
4) 50818497:サトノダイヤモンド
5) 48833004:ダイワスカーレット
6) 47893792:キタサンブラック
7) 44493078:シュヴァルグラン
8) 42223089:ライスシャワー
9) 41990774:ゴールドシップ
10) 41318703:アドマイヤベガ
11) 40926053:サイレンススズカ
12) 40172554:メジロマックイーン
13) 39220237:トウカイテイオー
14) 35009289:ダンツフレーム
15) 34405310:ヴィルシーナ
16) 33951449:スペシャルウィーク
17) 33854417:シンボリルドルフ
18) 33041512:カレンチャン
19) 32420976:キングヘイロー
20) 31978795:ドリームジャーニー
21) 31268754:トランセンド
22) 31059625:エアグルーヴ
23) 29235866:ヒシミラクル
24) 28459893:ナイスネイチャ
25) 28316333:アグネスデジタル
26) 28162346:エイシンフラッシュ
27) 26973415:オルフェーヴル
28) 26128954:ヴィブロス
29) 24937986:ジャングルポケット
30) 24547611:グラスワンダー

>>530365976
"i rerolled for too long"

>>530365976
Umanhattan

>>530366747
I can't believe horse pussy is saving us from chinese slop.

>>530365976
Mr Hands Enjoyers

>>530367541
femtrainer is so awesome

>>530365976
FreeToLose

Man, there isn't much choice for sprint and mile right now. I literally have to train Shuttle for sprint focus and try to get Nice Nature to get A mile via sparks for her space.

>>530367663
chang ching chong to you too

For the record club names can only be 10 characters or less

>>530365976
misinfo chads

>>530367371
the kitasan obsession is more a general pvp metafag thing than a whale thing desu

>>530365976
borrowingkitas

>>530367663
ping pong hajimete hashimasu!

>check xitter
>people being weird about Fine Motion
>close xitter

>>530365976
HoyoShills

>>530367636
1 day means somewhere between 24 and 48 hours.

>>530365976
femtrainers

>>530365976
Mistakes

>>530367541
one of the biggest insults, besides the general lack of quality due to westoids invasion
so sick of this forced lgbt dog shit go and fuck yourself you disgusting trannies

>>530365976
UmankoSuki

>>530365976
/mlp/

>missed out on 20k monies because of tally
WHERE ARE MY APOLOGEMS!?!

>>530367663
The number of increases in the total number of views of all illustrations, novels, and other works on Pixiv for each Umamusume during the period from April 24, 2024 to March 15, 2025.
1. Gentildonna


2. Agnes Tachyon


3. Manhattan Cafe


4. Satono Diamond


5. Daiwa Scarlet


6. Kitasan Black


7. Cheval Grand


8. Rice Shower


9. Gold Ship


10. Admire Vega


11. Silence Suzuka


12. Mejiro McQueen


13. Tokai Teio


14. Dantsu Flame


15. Verxina


16. Special Week


17. Symboli Rudolf


18. Curren Chan


19. King Halo


20. Dream Journey


21. Transcend


22. Air Groove


23. Hishi Miracle


24. Nice Nature


25. Agnes Digital


26. Eishin Flash


27. Orfevre


28. Vivlos


29. Jungle Pocket


30. Grass Wonder

>>530367541
based

>>530365976
10chara/>

>Don't have King Halo
So uh, who am I supposed to use as my 2nd sprint horse?

>>530365976
Kitanegros

>>530364492 (OP)
are there summer skins in this game?

>>530367876
>check xitter
>save cute uma pics
>close xitter

>>530366503
>>530366937
>>530367216
Bros
She won
We're going to the fucking hot springs.

>>530367931
go back tourist we don't do that dogshit here

>>530367383
suzUMI DA

>3 failures
>10 mood downs
>Failed acupuncture event
Absolutely doomed run

I'M DOING IT. I'M GONNA FUCK THE HORSE.

>>530365976
architects

>>530365976
>Not a single five. Lmao.
Nigger or StraightsOnly

FINALLY

>>530365976
YouNeedIt

>>530367876
Ok man thanks for letting us know

>>530368025
Fuck you, >>530368026 was a banger

>>530368062
They're separate units like in Nikke

>>530365976
homohorses

look at her go!

I keep seeing people do it but don't clubs made this month not get rewards? It says they're eligible for ranking the month AFTER they were made.
If true shame the game came out the 26th.

>>530367635
another loss. I don't know what I can possibly do better. I got the exact stamina I needed with corner recovery, I got more power, I had more speed. and I still got 3rd on each clock use. I just can't win with this uma

>>530368062
Skins no
Alt characters yes

>3 turns to gain 10 000 fans
o-okay then

>>530368006
>>530367663
if we had a western poll it would be
1 - gold ship
2 - haru
3 - everyone else

>>530365976
Clockers

>>530368118
I still havent gotten one of those yet...

>>530365976
fuck my ass

>>530368204
Golshi onlyfans time

*murmurs in your ear*

>>530365976
fine lotion

>>530368194
hmm they look pretty covered
like neogacha swimsuits

>>530368186
Clubs made before July 1 are ranked already

>>530368136
Spe-chan you gotta lay off the weed girl

>>530365976
GaysOnly

>>530365225
>West and Japs agree that Tachyon is the best girl

>>530368118
UOOOOOOH CUTE AND FUNNY RICE SCENE

>Mood down
>Mood Down
>blocked in
>General Rice Bullshit

Good luck anon

>>530365976
sissylord

>>530365976
TrannyDeath

>>530368321
Rice is higher there.

>>530367449
golshi-sama....

>>530368295
if you need coomerslop theres nikke and bd2 for that

>>530368136
onii chan youre like 1.2m away...

>>530365976
Kitasan Black

You'll never do this to her, won't you?

>>530368345
So be it

>>530368345
and there it is

>>530368345
winrar

I love being a Maruzensky aristocrat.

>>530368345
WE HAVE A WINNER

>>530365976
whorses

>>530368384
Which Horse would be okay with timelooping?

>>530368345
Winrar

>>530368182
oh no.. she's going to get a fracture pushing herself like that..

>>530368295
mcqueen's lingerie is hot

Hold on a second, they have the same animations!

Another cringe name that I'm sure won't be changed in the next 24h

>>530368495
agnes

But /gbfg/..I mean /uma/ told me kita negro good

Anime S1 ruined El Condor Pasa. I thought she's gonna be a loveable goofball like Haru or Golshi but in the anime, she's a bitter tryhard. She would be smiling but behind your back she'd be cursing your name.

>>530368384
When can I train happy meek.

>>530368495
Tachyon for experimenting
Top Gun will spend countless loops raping you

Who wants to join sissylord?

if i swap clubs before end of the month, do i get the reward from the new club?

>>530368194
need Summer Suzuka
look at that tummy

i don't even plan to play your stupid game
but that Rice horse is super cute

>>530368325
c-cute

>>530368612
Never, she's stuck with her loser trainer forever.

The thread going to be better in a week, right JPbros...? Or a month... Or..... I FUCKING MISS THE SUPER COMFY THREAD AND THE HORSRACING POSTING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK YOU ALL

I wanted agnes and I got mequeen on my first roll... I rolled again and got agnes after however :3

>>530368674
wait til you hear about the RL horse's story

>>530368092
This is a great game

>>530367541
Yeah, I'm thinking based

>>530368719
lying to newfags is fun though

>>530368719
there's a separate jp thread

Acupuncture, yes or no?

I still haven't used my free ticket. Post cute horses to convince me.

>>530368674
SHE GOT SHOT ON THE RACE TRACK

>>530368770
yes

>>530368648
Already joined, god speed brothers

Agnes is cute, good taste anon

>>530368719
we got too mainstream, we got too many normalfags.

>>530368731
thats not cute

Is Air Groove's career fun or is she all business?

>>530368745
Hell Yeah

>>530368752
THAT'S THE ONE THAT FUCKING SCHIZO MADE YOU FUCKINGGGG FUCK YOU

>open JP
>use auto
>alt tab
>open exh
yep, it's gaming time

NICE ONSEN ENDING

>>530367541
holy based

>>530368770
>a chance to completely fuck your run entirely
vs
>free heal

>>530364574
african coded post

>>530368752
no one cares for your FAGGOT FILLED COPE THREAD YOU PATHETIC SACK OF SHIT
go die you unironic tranny
DIE!

>>530368719
I'd have an issue with it if either A) I wasn't running a global account for fun or B) there wasn't a lot of genuine enthusiasm. But globalfags are cool.
Funny I was just thinking about how at least now for my global account that Verxina will indeed be released someday and not never ever forever.

>>530368654
if you've been in it two weeks before rewards go out yes, so try to do it before the 16th.

>>530368745
Congrats

>>530368719
It's over...

>>530368770
This is horse racing
Take the gamble

>>530364672
she actually seems really good for mile med or long in pvp. what's the catch?

I just asked the uma musume dicksword if skipping kitasan for sweep tosho is crazy. The unanimous reply was yes, so that means the only intelligent choice is to skip that shit.
All the confirmation you will ever need and more.

>>530368597
she's mexican, she's supposed to be a shonen protag

>>530368779
Give Suzuka a chance.

HELP HOW DO I TRAIN SPECIAL WEEK
Late or Pace? I have both on A

I love this game and I want to keep going for my wife who I hope to roll with all the carats I'm saving up for her!

>>530368843
>FUCKING SCHIZO
looks like you belong there too, then?
nobody's stopping anyone from posting real horse racing in this thread.

>>530369021
>she's mexican
anon...

>>530368996
She's Mexican

how many years into jp was it before you could clock G1s? I hate eating shit and then getting pushed to the next race.

>>530367483
How bad could it possibly be?
>>530367456
Sextono

the fucker who told me super creek's career was easy lied to me

>>530369021
Next you'll say Grass Wonder is Japanese.

what do you get for reaching legend amount of fans?

>>530368719
newfriends would probably be decently interested in horseracing if you post about it

>>530369075
Pace all the way.

>>530369012
It's always been a choice between longevity and immediate use.
Personally I'd rather not spend a whole month with shitty supports.

>>530369119
In their defense we have a lot of Mexicans in Kentucky

why are the devs so bad at making campaings? If my umas ambition is "win the 3 crowns" I should either have to win the 3 crowns or lose. I don't like having to live with my own failure as a trainer.

>>530368345
oh no

>>530364672
Is waiting for her to come from rolls, then uncapping her with shards more efficient in terms of shards or should I just redeem her right now?

>>530369150
Depends. How many sega consoles have you owned?

>>530368996
>what's the catch?
The translators made it so every fourth word that comes out of her mouth is in spanish

TP recharge count?
Clock count?

>>530369315
I actually like her more than i thought i would
Her mom is a bitch though

>>530368612
Firelink shrine is still one of the best hub osts though

>from doomfaggotry
>constant steam chart niggery
>eceleb dick sucking
>to fucking tranny faggotry
this goddamn general continues to find ways to degrade in quality since global released
i want my comfy threads back ffs is that too fucking much to ask for??

>>530369159
CUTE

>>530369359
~20 and 0

>>530368719
there wouldn't have been anything to talk about anyway, this is exactly the right time for the fad to come and go

Who the fuck keeps on requesting this shit

El Cóndor Pasa es muy bueno

How do I raise a good uma to use as a parent? What kinds of skills/stats do I want to do in their career? How much do grandparents matter?

>>530367636
It's like 40ish hours left I forget the exact reset time.

>>530369359
A few
Less than 3
I'm living life on the edge

> every green skill has increases performance in the desc
> they all raise diff stats
so was this a localization thing or

>>530369369
Its a vocal minority

>>530369012
I was considering this myself, isn't sweep better if you don't plan on going for dupes?

>>530369417
Me

they made a version of the song with each girl doing the lyrics for the 3 spots? pretty cool

El Condor Paizuri

>>530369359
0/0

>>530369318
Uhh... zero.

>>530369369
none of this is happening in the thread right now
take your meds
also close the thread when south east asia wakes up

>>530369417
I always request it before logging out.

i'll only roll 3 times on kitasan banner since i need to save for eishin

>>530369463
Look at the icon.

>>530369369
where are the trannies

>>530369359
Loads
Zero

Resources are for using not for hording

>>530369542
At your house

>>530368949
I wish nothing but fun and happiness for globalcuties but I truly miss the comfy times even though it was just a couple of weeks ago... And I've never been in a general or forum this fast before...

>>530369541
holy shit anon

wtf is up with friendship trainings? How do I have 3 maxxed strength cards that haven't landed on strength for 3 turns on the most vital period of this career

>>530369417
Me

Is this the last one or is there one more after?

>>530368770
If it's early then chance it on charming. Otherwise just take the energy.

>>530368719
Stop threadsplitting, retard. We talked about horseracing same time yesterday.

>>530369359
52 and 64, I'm taking a break right now.

what exactly do they change about guts later on that it longer is a meme stat

>>530369487
I've caught a bug where not always the voices match who's singing. Most notably, one time they gave Special Week a fairly deep voice, probably Rudolf's

>>530369620
Check the titles tab for your progress.

>>530369505
The sentence is death.

>>530369369
You've become hoyo 2.0. live with your popularity and suffer.

>>530364574
uma pussy > everything

who should I use my SSR selector on if I need another dirt horse?

>>530369673
they add new mechanics that scale off of it like horses challenging/dueling for first

>>530369359
80 and 78. You guys should try winning.

who is this cutie?

>>530369719
ANON! IT'S A BLUE BOARD!

oi aniki, come check this thread...

Can’t be bothered wasting carats on Kita cards when October is right around the corner

based uma pussy poster

>>530369719
only three more weeks before curren chan...

>>530369706
Damn. Before I get raped to death by the Satono family, tell the Director that she's the best

>>530369719
Bro Kiryu is going to come after you now...

>>530369747
me

>>530369317
50 star pieces = pulling her 5 times

>>530369747
Me

Should I be concerned about getting banned while using a FPS unlocker on PC?

>>530369747
>human ears
Fucking disgusting subhuman freak

>>530368594
Kita is this game’s Bubs. GBF players will understand what this means.

>>530369719
white hair, black pubes
sigh...

>>530369369
I used to frequent the monster hunter general for years, and the day asmongoloid decided to play monster hunter world was the day the general became infected by zoomer vermin and brown individuals shitting up the thread

So my advice is wait at least 1 month for all the streamer cancer to die down so everything can return to normal

>>530369719
you guys wont tell the yakuza i browse this thread, right?

>>530369719
aieeeeeeeeeeeeee yakuzaningen tasketteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>530368338
Sex achieved, thanks bro

this is what my trainer looks like
what would be the best Uma for me

Is it a bad idea to use horse statues on non 3 star horses?

>>530369719
the yakuza got to him...

I saved the horse pussy image and I do NOT regret it
Fuck you aniki

>>530369719
OI TEME

>>530369719
Anon, please think of the advertisers...

UOOOOHHHHHH STEAMPUNK tickezou

>>530369417
Me. Problem nigger?

Man getting 70000 fans as Silence Suzuka is rough, her career isn't built for this.

>>530369683
It depends on the song. If the VA sings it, you'll get the voice. If not, then its randomized

I realized that with the expedited banners I should be saving for summer and Halloween. Like look at all these horses I want that come out this year alone in the next 3-4 months….

what are the odds of failing the chakra event thing?

>>530369918
no, if anything it's a better use since 1/2 stars get their outfits and a better signature skill when they get to three

>>530369907
The short pink bubbly one

>>530368949
yeah, I would've bailed as soon as we turn into a hoyofag general or miserable negative nancies like falcom general but so far we're fine

gib carrots

>>530369956
Retardest nigga in the thread award.
How can you fail quite literally the easiest fucking career in the game???????????????????????????????????????

>>530369139
Like 2 scenarios after MANT.

>>530369907
Fuji Kiseki

>>530369979
I NEED digitan...

these threads are so fucking fast wtf
it's hoyo general on update days tier
WITHOUT the shitposting

#1

>>530369747
we just don't know

So is the upcoming reset the last one before the event ends or do we get one more for the event?

This bitch better be able to beat the legend race with El Condor Pasa.

The map is 2400m (so Standard Distance works), it's a sunny day, it takes place in the fall, and it's a medium distance race so Steadfast/Killer Tunes also kick in.

kneel, symbolifags

>>530369950
Petite

>>530370068
Last one, bro.

Well that was fun

>>530370008
people don't seem nearly as susceptible to bait as they are in hoyo generals and we aren't anywhere near as toxic as BA so I don't see things going downhill

Out of the girls I haven't crossed out, who should I use in career mode next?

>>530369474
Better than Kitasan up to 2 or 3 LB, and then she's second best up to then.
It's a test of patience.
Are you capable of
>Not rolling on the Kitasan banner for whatever SRs come their way, and hope to god you make the high roll to get even a single kitasan, unless you're a whale anyway then lol, lmao
>Using the support cards you have now for a month or two
If the answer is no to either, then you can't really make it happen. But you can probably even get a straight up spark together by the time Sweep comes around, and unless you're a whale, you're not gonna have that Kitasan anyway, so she can be your dedicated card you have to borrow if the rest of your cards are good enough. Mind you, there's about to be a fucking wall of kitasans on every refresh of the support page.
If you can save till Sweepy, you'll probably be able to straight up spark the card that's just better unless you're a whale, and have a better card while the people baited by kitasan's banner just have her, and they can roll on her rerun banner, but you're both in the same boat of having an alright speed card and both needing to borrow the scenario SSR that will eventually become mandatory when that becomes a thing.

>>530369719
Isn't it crazy how babies come out from there?

>>530369869
>he doesn't know
Why do you think they're called grey horses and not white horses?

>>530370069
>that stamina
it's over bro

>>530370059
Tough the hag.
Tough her NOW!

These good starter supports?

>>530369979
Summer's one thing but if you rolled everything now and then saved for Halloween you wouldn't be that badly off.
Three months of saving is a lot in any gacha unless the game is stingy as shit

jp newfag here, is there a set schedule when the pakalive show thingy goes live for announcements? every time the current character gacha almost ends? is there any way to watch past lives?

>>530370050
>WITHOUT the shitposting
this part fucking astounds me it's a shockingly comfy thread for how fast it is

>>530369907
This one probably

I missed the pic, someone post it again

>>530370157
reroll

>>530370095
attitude like this is why you were never popular opera o

>>530370157
EXPLODE

POTENTIAL HORSE

>>530370069
needs more stamina. I only beat her with a C-B-B rudolf

>>530370157
nah its a brick
keep rerolling till kitasan drops

>>530369848
>humans rights supp cards
this cant be true...

>>530369956
Just snipe the G1 races what the fuck are you doing nigga.

>>530370069
It will be a toss up with that amount of stam and unique skill level desu.

>>530366962
>only one I have is Spe and I can't properly train her since she's my only real speed card
fug...

>>530369956
Might be trainer issue, man. I find it hard getting anything LESS than 320,000 fans with her. And these stats aren't even that great.

>>530370069
Your stamina???

>>530370172
the game does a good job at filtering low iq retards

>>530370157
You could use more speed cards, but ir could be way worse

This is retarded. I'm just passing Teio's, Special's and Burger's skills on to every pace chaser I have. When the day resets, I try to add Ogu's, Opera's and Rudolf's as well

>>530370250
>>530370236
>>530370220
>>530370146

FUCK

>>530368949
This guy’s art is the best gateway into JRA horse betting culture. But nobody’s willing to go through all that text.

>>530370226
Kitasan is such a human rights that you don't need to pull for anything else for the next 2 years (at least it was like that in jp)

thats how important it is

>>530370114
Time conversion fails me yet again then since I was pretty sure we had this and one more

I'm missing a second sprinter for class 2.

>>530370226
>human rights support card ONLY at MLB
Its so fucking over...

>>530368295
tasteful modesty is infinitely hotter than generic coomslop

WHAT THE FUCK SO THOSE JOBBER SHIT NONAME HORSES WERE WORKING TOGETHER TO BOX IN MY UMAS THE WHOLE TIME???

>anon change his rudolf to whatever horse i don't need
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>530368719
same shit happen with priconne and everyone get along, what is your problem?

>>530370123
All of them are good to play I fudge my 1st Ryan run. I need to rent out some whales Uma.

>>530370324
MARVELOUS MARVELOUS I LOVE YOU MARVELOUS

>>530370226
Nigga, you couldn't even pity human rights in that game

>>530370130
I dropped like 50 rolls on the launch card banner and got lucky enough to put a pretty usable deck together (good enough to win finals with every runner/length type so long as I'm not being a retard, at least) so I'm definitely just saving for sweep, I'd rather save all the carats I'd be spending on dupes for umas anyways

>>530370157
Here's a top gear top tip
Getting an MLB SR Sweep Tosho is more valuable than getting Creek and Motion right now.

Torena's don't get human rights. You belong to the umas the second you sign up to work at Tracen.

What's the lore behind Mejiro McQueen being a baseball fanatic? I see so many pictures of her obsessing over baseball.

How many trainers have they milked together?

>>530370069
This is mine and she has won 5/6 so far and the one time she lost was due to late start + rushed + rushed + boxed + rushed
I think you need more stamina as 600+ is sort of a hard requirement IMO

>>530369874
I think it's more cringe for any 20-30 year old to not know and or watch asmon esp those who post on this site, hell most of us grew up watching him, and if he's playing the horse pussy game you bet Imma be watching and talking about it

WHEN

>>530370358
Your options are
>Pull for shuttle
>Turfspam a Haru (dont do this)
Or
>Suffer through King Halo

Pick your poison

>>530369848
I don't want to fuck Kitasan though

>>530364492 (OP)
Finally got my second 3 star speed so now I can work on 3* stam/power.

>>530370484
I don't understand how you guys get such good horses, B+ is rough for me.

>>530370403
What horse did he change it to
>>530370479
Next week Trainersan will be milked to death

>>530370324
>3度目の骨折
wtffff

>>530370528
hons name?

I rolled 40 on my rerolls, threw 60 on horse banner, and I'm still going to spark Kitasan next week.

>>530370479
1
it's me

>>530370117
>susceptible to bait
call me a schizo but i swear it's all just samefagging until it got big enough that the normal posters can't ignore it

>>530370508
>I'm sharing a thread with people with a positive opinion of retarded roach man
mood down

>>530370393
>a bunch of nonames are teaming up to make sure a horse with a clear identity loses
Just like in real life!

wait a minute, are support cards way more important than upgrading umas' stars? i'm kind of a fucker for collecting the actual units, not the extra stuff, in this case support cards

>>530370528
>"WHEN"
>picture of an actual real life horse
I am too deep for my own sanity

>>530370559
i don't know anon, i don't even remember his nickname, all i know he change his rudolf to other uma

>>530370435
Personally, I'm not gonna be baited by Kitasan, I'll drop 30 on Curren-chan because she cute, and hodl for sweepy

>>530369841
No?

Maren or Shuttle for my pick picket

Let’s have an /uma/ meetup at the breeders cup

>>530370117
>people don't seem nearly as susceptible to bait
lol. lmao. rofl. if you cant provide me with evidence that the bait posts are blatant same fagging than I sadly have to disagree.

I gained 41 followers today

>>530370643
>fat vtranny seamonkey
Please, at least not in this thread...

>>530370324
she tried her best

>>530370508
I hope you're only pretending to be retarded, roachman is grim and his fans are too

these girls run all day every day so the anal sex must feel insane

Hello, I downloaded the game for the first time two threads ago.
What are the general thoughts on Maruzensky? From what I've seen so far, she just... fucks off. Fun personality too.

>>530369474
Sweep is a wasted investment. She’s a niche card (for the AGEMASEN skill from her first event) that won’t last literal years and gets replaced fairly quickly in her niche. Her gold skill is also useless.

>>530369981
each option has descending odds of failure so 80 60 40 20 (0)

>>530370602
there's a lot of samefagging involved too, thankfully this place doesn't seem to have attracted quite the same level of schizophrenic shitters as hoyo generals do

>>530369119
you can be a mexican from the US

>>530370643
support cards are the most important part anon....

>>530370479
I jacked off to off-model Dia quite often before the game came out, but I swore to myself that I'd play the game if it came out in global
Now here I am, ritual-posting and having fun with my bros

Uma should pee

I'm going into cryosleep until Stay Gold is out.

>>530370754
the way the male announcer says her name makes me laugh every time

>>530370754
>she just... fucks
yes

>>530370528
After you kill the fat man.

>>530370069
My Daiwa is 6/6 on condor's ass, so I don't see the issue.

>>530370786
When will we get this Smug Sky?

>>530370567
Sodashi

So Late/Ends are objectively faster but they can get boxed in at random?

>>530369841 >>530370635
>should I be concerned about getting banned for modding the game that has anti tamper software?
gee I wonder...

for golshi, should i go for 3 spd 3 stam spd card or 3 spd 3 pow card?
>>530370754
best hag in the game, she like eurobeat too

*cums*

>>530370643
Yes I never pull for non character shit in gachas but support cards are way more important here so I did myself a favor and rerolled for them.

>get to top 100
>instantly get followers
I've discovered the secret

Umastronk...

PLEASE, I BEG OF YOU TELL ME HOW TO WIN WITH BOURBON. Every single time she fucking FUMBLES at one of the later races or during uma finals, I just fucking can't take it anymore.

>>530370828
Basically this. You end him, we get Deep Impact as well

>>530370643
upgrading stars is very unnecessary so just focus on getting one copy of umas you like, besides that getting a decent deck together is important but you don't have to put everything into it unless you're metafagging in pvp

WHY IS GOLD CITY SO TRASH

>>530370876
who the fuck is that

how is the bingo card SSR btw?

>>530370830
I got 0/6 on my B+ Scarlet....

>>530370484
These are my skills for your reference.

>>530370556
Borrow horses and cards, I mean at this point if you do not have one singular 9* blue and 9* pink you can build around and you played since day one then you have doomed luck cause it means you cant get a 18* + 18* legacy

>>530370469
It's because Yutaka Take being a Tigers fan and it's cute.

>>530370069
This Golshi is what I use, and haven't lost yet

Uwawawa!