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Guest Starring:
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https://umamusume.jp/contents/event/tnf6th-autumn/

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EOS

81999741 join the cm...

Elu

I JUST WANT TO TRADE MY SHOES CYGAYMES LET ME IN

oguri FRAUD
>never ran dirt after moving up
>claims to be ""all arounder" but only runs miles and mediums
>claims to be "le underdog" was the grandson to a champion american horse
>only has a large win count because she farmed jobbers
>only 4 g1s despite that
>jobbed to international horses
>legacy is being known as a fat fuck


agnes digiGOAT
>ran every distance and track type
>grandson of secretariat never bragged about it
>defeated the overlord
>has 6 G1s
>not only beat international horses but also did it on their turf
>"A True Hero Doesn't Choose Their Battlefield

cute little vampire

>need to save for Kitasan rerun
>summer Maru comes out first
FUCK

is it up yet? too lazy to open the game

>>536994105
i can't open the game on pc, but work on my phone

>servers exploded
Which /uma/ is the dedicated server maintenance bitch?
I need to blame someone

>>536994105
Works on my machine

Guys, is this a mod or something?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLh6kyxK4Ww
Since when did Kitasan packing those racks?

>>536993895
>No swinging maaestro
>No go-home specialist
>BOFA proc at start
Jesus christ my golshi really decided to throw that round huh

Summoning the Umas

>>536994318
rematch pls, i want to see you proc spurt

cafe

I give up on this next CM. Any must have skills for the mile one?
Is taiki good for it as an ace?

>>536994378
Sure,

cm room

88739843

I can heal her.

>>536994507
She'll eat you

>>536994409
Mile CM is also a Taishin CM

>>536994056
Oguri game
Oguri turf
Oguri world

why the fuck are we still getting server errors

I NEED COMPENSATION RIGHT FUCKING NOW

>>536994504
>blocked
>and your spurt didn't proc AGAIN
one more please...

I do it for she

just kidding she lost URA with 800/900 and a million blue skills fuck this bitch

FATASS

>11mb update
>server commits suicide after
This is reminding me of mid kita banner where we were fine despite the rerollers for a week, then they had a small update then the game shat the bed for a week straight

I'm in

>>536994643
Bots are trolling again

>LOSE
>+70k points
>WIN
>+70k points
>LOSE
>+70k points
>WIN
>+70k points
>LOSE
>+70k points
cool
very cool system

>>536994318
This happened to me in the Taurus Finals

>>536994772
My spurt actually did proc, I think it just doesn't add much on 600 power lol

one more CM room

>>536994504
It seems stamina requirements weren't misinfo, 900 stam got destroyed with only one recovery. Looks like a skip cm then.

>>536994630
Ok. I don't have her. I'm a lucklet. All I have for mile is Taiki/Burbon. Thoughts on Burbon with seyun's skill?

>>536995034
I'm retarded and forgot to attach the code,

39872306

>>536995060
To be fair both nice natures got off all-seeing eyes which turns it into a massive stamcheck

>>536995034
15393939
cm2

Damn brat

HUGE

where are my free gibs ???

umazing

>>536995132
There will be natures since everyone has them from the last one

>>536995147
hehehe huge head

>>536995205
You actually need to build a new one for this CM because she will fall too far behind sometimes to hit anyone with ASE

>Doto
>Ines Fujin
>Mejiro Palmer
These are the uma I want the most. What does my taste in uma say about me?

>jungle pocket
>Nov 14 2027

That's so long...I'm gonna be even older than I'm already.

>>536995296
I really want Daitaku Helios

>>536995147
TITS

I got about 21K carats, when do i get to roll on stuff again?

>>536994896
Maybe it's maintenance? Hence the update and such.

Good Morning!
>requests Dirt shoes

what are you playing during the downtime? heroes of might and magic 3 for me

Oguri should starve

>>536995132
I swear, i keep checking the skill list once spurt starts, but i never see your skill's proc

I am still Still in Love with Curren Chan

?
I'm playing just fine??

>>536995762
Why are you such a bitch Supercunt?

>>536995702
he is coming

>get past connection errors
>debut race 2nd
>connection error
cursed career from the start

Have you used your scout tickets from CM yet?

>neicha yaps for an hour even on skip
>+5 guts
thx

>>536995920
O h good I thought it was just me

>>536995909
me on the left

huh... server is dead?
But I'm still in Rudolf career and no problem whatsoever

>Beat Teio
>CONNECTION ERROR GO BACK TO HOMESCREEN
>Get cheated out of my first place goodies and star pieces
what the fuck man and it stole my ticket.

I'M IN POG

>>536995978
Waiting for Smaru so no

>>536995909
me holding the reins

>>536995818
Normal skills don't show up on the list bwo, its uniques and golds only. You have to look at the umas racing and see if you see the blue lines and "accel up".

Also results for anyone interested
>Neck
>Didn't proc Behold
Not bad desu

Fuckable: Rudolf, King, Vodka, Teio, Condor
Blast tier: Spe, Winning ticlet, Bakushin
Sniff tier: Takai, Curren,

I do not see stallion umas as woman.

What face does Rudolf make when someone breaks one of her records

trainers arent allowed at uma dorms but umas are allowed at trainer dorms
who made this rule?

forever

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD

>>536996271
>her

>>536996252
nigga you are gay

>>536995505
Shoes?

The servers must be going through a Japanese earthquake right now wtf

>>536996289
the umas
DUH

>The only feasible way to get above 1000 speed while meeting stamina requirement for the next CM will be running Tachyon again for me
>pace chasers have Z*E*R*O acceleration to work with
>can't cope using power because I'm already 30 training sessions behind schedule
>can't cope with lucky pace chaser because everyone will run front urara to kill taishin and save stamina while every taishin will run a front runner to kill urara and maximize everyone's stamina usage
Gemini CM is going to be such a shitshow

>>536996252
Sex with King's pair would probably be uncomfortable
I'll stick with Spe and Bakushin

>>536996289
stop asking these questions anon

Returning to title screen due to inactivity

>>536996289
Uma Attack!

JUST LET ME FINISH TEIO RACE YOU FUCKING GAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i cant deal with this constant connection error to start screen shit, fuck this

>>536996289
remind that umas don't give a shit about Tracen rules

When was the last time we got apologems for these shitty servers?

>>536995978
yeah burned them all on brian. I might just start saving the from now on

>>536996220
oh....

>>536996289
HAHA! You and your trainee are getting on well together, trainer!

prease understand small indie company, keep buying those carats tho

I'll come back when shit's not fucked.

>>536996589
I wanna get it on with Director Akikawa!

I'll be expecting 3000 carat as compensation

Shitty ass game, I'm going back to BA

I just spent 20 dollars on this game, why can't i play it...

Give me compensation for my Teio ticket!

Turbo Thursdays?

>>536995978
I'll use them on Top Cun, Seiun or Maru

>>536995702
Ah, a fellow slav, welcome.

>>536996696
mmmm, nyo
here, take this one toughness 30

>>536996714
You didn't pay enough, pig-kun....

>>536996028
It's just steam. Phone servers are fine. I quickly logged in there to finish off the shoe requests and run some TTs.
I prefer steam though for the career runs

>shows up at your horse daughter's school
>beats her ass in her first G1
>rapes her trainer after the race
Heh, nothin' personnel anon

GABEN GIB THEM MORE BANDWIDTH

>>536996704
what exercise routine is this

>>536996716
The people demand Fuji Fridays.

don't give up

HOLY SHIT

>>536996289
I imagine female trainers are allowed just like irl but it would be troublesome for the game to make a separate event for female players

>>536995702
I'm just sending threats to Cygames HQ.

>>536995978
Waiting for Mary and Oguri to show up.

What are my chances of getting Hishi Amazon and Eishin Flash if I start saving carats from 0 today?

>>536996704
And nothing of value was lost.

AIEEEEEEE GABEN FIX THE STEAM SERVERS NOW I DON'T HAVE THE GAME INSTALLED ON MY SHITTY PHONE

>>536996886
Low, but still possible

>>536996864
>didn't get them immediately on daily reset
Bro...

>>536996704
what's going on with her right arm

I expect a good compensation from this, cygames

>>536996852
They KINDA bothered once with Dober then never bothered to do it again lmao

>>536995415
When you get to 30k

>>536996886
without swiping? 0 for amazon, decent chance for flash but you'll have to roll without a spark

>servers dying
>I still haven't used my 3 borrows
Oh no no no

have you guys try it with a phone? i am playing just fine right now

>>536996776
i'd be perfectly fine with that

>>536996886
50% chance for each so if you add that up it's a 100% chance of getting both

trust the plan, we're getting 500 apologems

>>536997028
>this buffed
>getting handled by umas
que?

It's over. That one steam janny saw Wedding Mayano and got the game flagged.

This game either needs to give me 15 borrows a day or at least make one of my parent runs produce a decent parent Uma of my own or I'm done buying the monthly pack. Who's with me?

>>536994878
She needs power, then she stops losing (usually).

>>536997189
b-but she's just playing dress up! till death do us part!

>>536997173
>he thinks being buffed means anything against umas
oh no no no

WTF dancho just kicked me because I didn't finish my run in time...

its over

>>536997173
Teio, the weakest, most brittle-boned Uma, was benching 200kg as her first warm up exercise.
Muscles don't do shit when you're against opponents who could crush your bones with a firm grip if they wanted to.

>462 hours
>top 10 games in playtime
>released two months ago
why am i like this

>>536997213
>increase borrows to 15
>80% of player base burns themselves out attempting 15+ runs a day
less is more.

>>536997284
I started taking extra training if she doesn't show up. Is there a way to check support gauges if they don't appear btw?

>>536997173
umas have the strength of an actual horse compressed into the size of a schoolgirl, they're always going to be stronger than any human

>>536997356
You should play more Paradox games

LET
ME
FUCKING
PLAY

>>536997395
>15+ runs a day
you'd run out of TP potions after a week or two max

>>536997356
Have you spent more on EU4 DLC or on carats?

>>536997395
JP has 15 and not getting QoL to give us atleast 5 a day (to match the max runs you can do with the energy given) has been the most annoying thing about global for me.

>>536997356
cause you have too much free time

>>536997463
>anyone
>paying for paradox dlcs
kek

>>536997272
>>536997348
>>536997450
That's unfortunate
Who controls them when they get rowdy then?

>>536997173
You need to master close quarter ear molestation to stand a chance.

>>536997463
I only buy EU4 DLC on grey market keyseller websites for a single digit fraction of the price
fuck sweden

>>536996886
Amazon? If you are extremely lucky and can get her in few ten rolls (just save). Eishin Flash no idea when is her banner.

We're not going to get a thing for the errors thing morning. They didn't give us a single toughness 30 or Monies during the whole week of CONNECTING during Kitasan. If we don't start showing Cygames we're as crazy as the Chinese fans (Honkai Third Impact incident) we can continue to expect to get nothing from them going forward.

>>536997284
I can tell she was having a blast with Kitasan and Creek at the guts training site

>>536997450
reminder: men under 5'0 control horses with nothing but a rope and a whip.

>>536997463
>he doesn't know

What is integrated human/uma society like? Do you think men don't walk out alone at night like women in the real world out of fear of more physically capable umas in heat?

>>536997519
literally no one

I love my dog

>>536996740
you got me. i wonder why it's so popular here, my dad and his friends showed it to me as a kid

>>536997616
Smart Falcon is even stronger somehow

>>536997614
They stole my Teio ticket and I'll miss out on spending the other 2 if they don't stop fucking around and I will spam them asking for compensation if they don't give any

>>536997519
Umas don't want to injure or kill humans especially their trainers. Even Still in Love has a "curse" that kills her trainer (and herself) rather than her actually doing it herself despite being full Yandere.
Only exception is Evil Nature who shoulder checks you and breaks half your bones because you saw her eat something.

>>536997507
>>536997575
Pottery.

>>536997626
the balancing factor between humans and horses is that horses aren't very smart, I think that also carries over to the uma universe

>>536997660
SOURCE??

>>536997616
They really are tiny Saiyans huh

>>536997028
Sauce for this?

>>536997641
big cities are fine I guess, the problem would be in the countryside

>>536997519
Green lady, she stays in the background for a reason

Boobies Bob Boobs

Teio's swimsuit is way too sexy.

>>536997463
Why are you still buying games instead of pirating?
Pirating is even more convenient than buying nowadays.

>>536997676
I my love dog

>>536997616
These feats are a lot less impressive than I was expecting, based on all the rape art. Half of this is stuff that's viable for strong humans.

>>536995143
Soon I will put a ring on it

Any front runner debuffers for this upcoming CM?

Thread theme
https://youtu.be/8ULbYqRtlMQ?si=K-xGSmA_7BZsvKnJ

>>536997690
It's confusing and I don't wanna get in trouble

all my long CM """ace""" runs end up with like B+ ranking and 900/900 wtf

>>536997928
same
I think I'll unironically go open this cm

>>536997928
What sparks do the parents have?

>>536997884
no its not

>>536997928
Don't run 3/3

>>536997845
>accosted by 3 pent up rural umas
its over for that poor man

>>536998045
what to run instead?

>>536997872
How do I pirate carats?

I have noticed threads moving significantly slower after taurus cup

>>536997884
how many people do you know who can bench 500 kilos

>>536997845
I would've blown my load on the spot

>>536997928
Why is Spe talking about blacks

>>536997616
>Kawakami throws the trainer up into the air and he reaches roof height
this is liteally power harrasment, how can no one do something about this?

>hopeless stakes in the snow
practically begging to get BROCKED

>>536997904
I'm thinking of starting a jp account so i can do my own shuki shuki clips of my fav umas. How do i unlock the song? is it from the latest scenario or something

>>536998109
>spend $1000
>dont win
>your account is now permanently missing a title
who wouldnt quit on the spot

>>536998109
Thread speed has an inverse correlation with quality. This is a universal rule across all of 4chan.

Mini for me

IM GONNA TURN THIS COCKSUCKER INTO FUCKING INGREDIENTS STOP SLACKING OFF YOU FAT FAGGOT

>>536998156
special chud is always doing that

>>536998158
No one, when an uma wants, she WANTS

>>536998212
I want her so fucking bad

>>536998212
Mini for mini cock

I have noticed your weak bait

>>536997616
Oguri strength mogs the other umas so hard

>>536998141
Only one around 7 billions

can I play yet?

>want to train supercreek
>can't use her own card with her
>barely get 600 stam by the end of the run
without my super creek ssr... i'm nothing.......................

>>536998325
retard, rural strength.

>>536997884
Most of them are pretty insane for girls that look like they can't even do a pushup even if you disregard the insane shit like pulling a truck or benching 500kg
It's missing the most daunting feat. Which is Gentildonna holding an iron orb larger than her hand, and in two motions compressed the ball into the size of a golf ball.

>>536998036
A 200kg deadlift is like a "I've been going to the gym seriously for 2 years" feat. Pulling cars and trucks is standard strongman affair. I was doing 25 120kg squats after like six months of lifting.

>>536998141
There's a reason I didn't say "All of this stuff". It's odd to me that some of the "feats" in the list are so mild compared to shit like benching 500kg.

Imagine you finally get your 1200/1200/700/400/400 run and don't proc long S.

>>536998373
fuckkk she is perfect

>>536998356
>without my super creek ssr... i'm nothing.......................
RELINQUISH HER TO ME

>>536994946
just win

>>536998345
No, why do you think we are shitposting hard?

Which way, Torena-san?

>>536998325
retard strength is a thing

>>536998373
Shame she's not real

>>536998369
nigga, have you ever seen a golfball?

>>536997687
Is it all your toasters will run?

Oguri when I forget her lunch

Uma strength doesn't make sense this should be a daily ocourrence if that were the case, A FUCKING ATTOSECOND

>>536998378
These are ~120lbs women, not 200+ lbs men. Those objectively impressive numbers for their weight and gender.

>>536998434
>>536998471
Yep...

>>536997616
>>536997884
What's the scene for the Oguri bench press? She's not even notable for her strength among umas and she's probably doing it raw so she's putting 150+ kilos on the world record.
Much like the timeline stuff it's not worth overthinking but it's kinda fun.
Given those little island training animations where they all crush giant boulders and shit they just all have cartoon strength for the fun of it.

hmm

>>536998451
Breeding sex with Dia

>>536998369
Sir, that's a marble, it's worse

>>536998373
Imagine getting assaulted by this at night in your way back to home

>>536998451
why is one of them wearing an octopus on their head

>>536998158
What do you want to do? Call the police? Good luck.

>>536998494
I know it's smaller than a golf ball but it's also bigger than a ball bearing and I didn't really want to say "she squishes it into a small iron ball"
I think the image says enough on it's own.

>>536996852
I mean, it's not as if they haven't done different voice recordings based on trainer gender. Dober even has one event that was completely written.

But for everyone, yeah, that'd be a pain.

is it just steam that's down? im playing just fine on my phone

>>536998538
>These are ~120lbs women
No they aren't. They're horses. A horse pulling a carriage isn't a "feat of strength".

>>536998618
I'd say it's crushed to the size of a marble

I don't like the way the Umas jiggle, as a trainer, it's very distracting.

>>536998536
Tracen hide all that shit, there is a mountain of trainers corpses in the backgrounds

>>536998639
This is such a disgusting post, feel free to post anything other than this again

>>536994318
>>BOFA proc at start
Doesn't it kinda always?

Why the fuck is it when I do an oguri parent run who barely gets 600 speed before 3rd year I can 1st place just about every G1, but when I do a serious Goldship gemini run who has 800 speed and 600 stam by summer vacation 1 every fucking career race is 2nd place, 4th place, 3rd place.

Both are set to be front runners with no skills bought.

>>536998557
Might as well to see if you can use her as a grandparent for Golshi maybe?

GABEN, YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS!

>>536998639
I fucking hate what tiktok has done to the internet
and I love Opera but like what the fuck is this shit

>>536997896
I was considering Air Groove, but I may just throw a couple of skills on sacrificial Urara.

Or just run three proper umas.

We need more CONNECTING shitpost art.

>>536998451
i want to treat everyone on the right to nice desserts and see the smile on their faces

>>536998378
I agree with your point but also
>I was doing 25 120kg squats after like six months of lifting.
quarter squatting doesn't count homo

*enters your finals*

>>536998451
Impressive how having Urara immediately de-sex-es the right one
It's such a stacked line up, Mayano, Rice and Nishino, pure unadulterated sex
Then Urara

When I'm trying to get white sparks for a grandparent, should I be double-circling these things or just going for the widest net cast?

>>536994318
>Testing out Pasa and McQueen in some CM rooms
>Calm and collected is activating after 5.1 seconds have passed in half the tests
Holy shit please don't do this in CM I beg you

>>536998504
oh yeah good point. it was easy to run even back then

>>536998081
4/2 like always.

Why is this kind of clothing even allowed?

>>536998580
She can "prank" anytime. I would really like a Mini childhood friend uma.

JUST LET ME DO MY 3 TEIO RACES IN PEACE

>>536994946
Run one A+ uma and 2 D+ ones (ideally with debuff skills) per categories, this way the matchmaking will give free victories to your Ace and you will drown in gift packages.

Is there a guaranteed way to win optional G1 races? Should I just yolo frontrunner? I'm doing parent runs and it's very frustrating to lose G1 races even with superior stats. I need that affinity and skill points dammit

>>536998868
>Sacrificial Haru ends up so far back that your sleeping Lion doesn't proc.

Should have used the skill points on skills that actually have a chance of proccing instead of wasting that otherwise perfect run.

>>536998616
>eats your report paper right in front of you

>>536998868
>gets blocked by a shit tier Goldship with spurt
>dies

>>536998639
>Opera
Please post this aga-
>soundfile
Maybe the Opera hater is right on this one

>>536998914
Because Islam does not exist in the umaverse

>>536998947
>t. perma-class 3 anon

>>536998356
Borrow MLB Sakura Chiyono O.
Creek can also afford to cut stam for wits if she has the right recoveries, so she shouldn't need to max.

Though apparently she's pretty suboptimal because all she does is make training simpler compared to actual winning abilities.

>>536998850
I have always ATG squatted. It's the one lift that felt completely natural to me as a big ol' lanklet. I grew up in and around the strongman community because of my dad though, so I was always dabbling in shit here and there when I'd go with him to training.

Digitan LOVE

>>536998868
What's the chance of those skills activation with that wit?

And this is how you reach 1200/1200

>>536995702
>what are you playing during the downtime
Unity. Making VR animated horse porn.

>>536998756
I just was just in a race where I had it proc right after missing Maestro and just before the last spurt, so no. It's functionally the same as Cooldown and people are running SSR McQueen for that.

>>536998436
i would share a copy or two if i could
>>536999017
but then i won't be able to borrow kitasan...

>>536998868
>1200 spd and stam
Tell me your training strategy. Even with MLB cards, I don't think it's that easy

>>536999067
50%

Let's say for a minute, they decide to adapt the actual story of Rice Shower (anime/manga it doesn't matter), and she has to die in the end, how would you write it?

>>536998868
HOWEVER

LET ME IN

>>536998914
to seduce trainers

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

nyo

>>536999181
>>536999184
Mhm....

>>536999181
what an absolute fucking retard, that one

>>536998868
>no wit
>overinvested in Stam
>power so low Shadow doesn't even matter
>barely any good skills
God I hope so

>>536998995
What's wrong with soundfiles anon

>>536999126
f2p's can't be choosers

Did you roll to fill out some decent SRs as a foundation, at least?

>>536998902
erm but that was my setup in the medium cup and I can't get to 1k stamina with that

How do I get the URA scenario BoFA to trigger? Is it 100% RNG?

>>536999320
rng for the event then a power-check.

>>536999320
100% RNG, and don't listen to retards telling you that you need 500 power to not fail it or something i've seen anons go as low as 300.

is 1100/1200 long S better than 1200/1200 long A? Yes. it's +5%, but apparently it counts as more because of some calculations

>>536999263
It's just that one.

>green friendship with the director
>600 power
>event fails

>>536999430
why is Doto so agressive?

>>536999287
You only do speed on 2+, preferably 3+, rainbows. Everything else goes into stam with a side dish of wit.
Believe in the high-rolls.

THERE'S NO FUCKING POWER CHECK FOR THE BREATH OF FRESH AIR EVENT

>>536999471
She hates Ni**ens

I don't understand how the servers can still be this bad

>>536999428
Ah that's fair.

Guys don't worry about training a horse for Gemini. If enough people don't bother training a horse for Gemini than we'll all be competing against each other in the Gemini cup with crappy horses on equal footing. And as we learned from the Taurus cup, the two rounds of rated group A barely filter anyone out (I.E. Almost everyone here got into the finals even with crap horses because getting 3 wins at least once was pretty easy.) and the finals themselves are a complete RNG fest where tons of people with strong horses lost to shitty horses anyways. So why bother working so hard when getting into the finals is a given and the outcome of the finals is basically a die roll?

>>536999471
Bad Opera man had it coming

>>536999501
/uma/ is disinformation and gaslight thread

How much of a deficit is it to run a honse on B Rank strategy? I'm looking at building End Closer Mayano Top Gun and my legacy options are either one that gives me A Rank End Closer or one that leaves me at B Rank but gives me double circle inspiration

>>536999476
>only do speed on 2+, preferably 3+, rainbows
>happens like 4 times in the entire career
now what?

teasing Taishin to bait her into punching me but she starts sobbing instead

>>536999395
I've had it fail at 500+ and succeed at 300+. It's at least partly rng. I've heard it's guaranteed at 600, but if so there's definitely a chance of working under that.

How can the servers be this bad? It's still going.

>>536999578
1 rainbow is fine too if you get other characters on the training to boost it. Rest is just luck. Do 10 runs and pray that you can high roll.

if i want to acquire spurt i just have to create a grandparent with the white skill sparks and pray that the blue sparks is 3* stam as well?

Shit, I forgot to log in yesterday!

>>536999578
you pivot into a spark run and move to the next. don't get attached to individual runs. it's monotony of run after run until you hit something that looks like a high-roll.

Is masterful gambit any good?

>>536999578
Now what? Try again. You're not getting 1200 / 1200 without high rolling even with the perfect deck.

>>536999578
You run another career. There is a higher chance of stars aligning with a 4/2 setup than with a 3/3 one when it will just end up mediocre.

>>536999471
He just hates that one nip in particular.

>>536999576
You'll take a wit penalty and wit is very, very important for ends because it helps you move up into a good position mid-race and navigate successfully late-race when you're breaking through the pack

Uma attack

>>536998451
left, right, right, left

>>536999672
gaben.

>finally high roll a run statwise
>no long S
>no maestro
>no gourmand
thanks

>>536999662
Mate it's just a fucking RNG chance that is clearly favoured to succeed rather than fail. Power does not enter into it at all and the only reason people think it does is because someone just pointed out someone pointed out the text says the Trainer wasn't strong enough (as if an Uma's power becomes their Trainers or something)

>>536999280
i have some pretty good sr cards. i usually run sweep tosho, mayano top gun and narita taishin with super creek ssr, spe event ssr and then borrow kitasan, but i guess i could switch kitasan out for what you suggested and also take lvl 35 rudolf

>>536999856
>building a pace
it was over at career start.

>>536999672
Fatass

This shitty game really need a better in-game filtering system, specially for white skills

>can't do my fucking dailies because the servers are shitting themselves
it's umover

>>536999872
>source? my ass.
never change /uma/

>>536996289
haha who knows

>>536998902
But having to use McQueen as one of your only 2 stamina cards hurts so much.

>borrow a 9* turf legacy
>use your own 9* long legacy (i wish)
>bring haru into gemini as your end closer ace (built in recovery btw)

>>536999701
its hard to trigger. only take it if you have extra skill points and nothing else to buy.

>>536999872
The text does say that it's due to all the training you did with the uma... how sure are you that it isn't a factor? Or maybe number of trainings? Or training level? Anyone have the stats?

>>536998868
>297 int

>>537000039
Where's the source for the event requiring 500 power (disproven) or even requiring power at all?
(There isn't one btw)

hayaku, hayaku, hayakuUUuu~

>>536999938
>he doesnt know the hidden special week / oguri cap strat the jp sweats came up with during their gemini cup
bet you zero in on gourmet and presumed based off on your poor understanding of the game

>frontrunners and late surgers have no style gold skill recoveries (ok front apparently has one on a guts card lmao)
Why cygames hate them so much?

FACT: 90% of trainers quit the game before they hit a god run

Are Biko Pegasus / Kitasan / King Halo / Sweep Tosho the best 4 possible speed cards assuming all cards are MLB?

Well, I've only got a near MLB'd Kitasan and a handful of max LB'd SR cards, should I be saving for... fuck man, whatever the next good card banner is or can I just give up and save for Christmas Fat Fuck?

how many carrots I need for a spark?

>>537000298
30k

>>537000169
that doesn't mean your claim is any stronger. the power-check claim is at least implied via. in-game text. the disparity between when it succeeds/fails could be due to a multitude of reasons. your claim that "it's just pure RNG bro!" is entirely baseless.

This new song is gonna fucking kill me.

>trying to get a spurt parent
>borrow a spurt parent and take hishi card
>no inheritance
>only one hishi hint the entire run and its not spurt
this shit fucked

>>537000260
post taurus platinum title.

How soon until my wedding with Mayano Top Gun?

Rather than deal with spurt inheritance autism I'm just going to run 1 Taishin and 2 debuffers.

>>537000356
thanks

>connection error
why can't i play?

>>537000391
I'M GONNA PICK UP

durbo

>>537000515
>running the solo ace that every single player is trying to snipe, going as far as to utilize an entire unit-slot to try and destroy it
heh.

LET ME PLAY ON PC
I CAN'T FOCUS ON MOBILE

>>537000471
sure

>>537000359
>the sourceless claim that has had it's "requirement" number disproven is actually better than the claim that there's no provable requirement visible
God /uma/ is so fucking retarded
>the disparity between when it succeeds/fails could be due to a multitude of reasons
Yeah and we have no clue what it is we just know it's not what's been spouted in the general for the last month or so.

is the gold version of nimble navigator on mayano worth it?

>>537000598
The only thing you can target 'destroy' on Taishin is her ability to activate Sleeping Lion which I won't take in favor of maestro/cooldown/BoFA.

>not done dailies yet
>connecting...
>connecting...
>connecting...
>connecting...
>connecting...

>>537000652
>B3
>male
top kek

I'm pretty sure the real check for BoFA is the amount of successful trainings you've done with your trainee, not her power or whatever the fuck.

>still not working
wtf I'm actually gonna miss my dailies

>>537000515
This but I'm building 3 fronts or 2 + pace and see what happens. Nothing good because cygames hates fronts but whatever.

>>537000775
Which skills are you going for? Just cooldown and maestro?

newfag questio what 1 star should I focus on upgrading potential

>>537000705
oh im sorry, now post your platinum

Spe wife!!!

>>537000391
oissu

I'm never going to have time to train up horses for TT with CM autism happening every 3 weeks going forward am I?

where can i see where the retention cut off is?

I need to enter right now!

>>537000705
>he isn't playing as a man in the dating and raising sim game
Yuritranny try to make it less obvious next time

>>536997626
Horses raised from birth are "broken" and so they let themselves be led by humans

>>537000993
the horses I made like 1 month ago are still flip flopping between 5 and 6 lol

There's absolutely no way I can get a 1200 1200 horse without charming, but my Tosho is 0LB...

the game is working fine [spoilet]on my phone[/spoiler]

>>537000881
>oh im sorry

>>537000391
PICK UP THE PHONE BABY
OOOOOOHHHHH
I KNOW YOU ARE HOME

>>537000842
Getting a bit touchy feely there

our boy pokke lost... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vOcOgUsKkrU
this cm is an absolute fraud where the best players cant win because of bullshit rng

>>537001073
>spoilet
dumb nigger

Umas are constantly stealing trainer's shirts

I DIDN'T DO MY DAILIES AAAIIIIEEE NO LET ME IN

>>537001121
believe it or not, george isn't at home

>>537000705
yaaaas sister AGP GAAAAAANG

it's over

>>537000691
>>537000691
>>537000691
pls answer it is this (no stopping me), mcqueen's unique or slipstream

>>537001063
Don't worry from my experience Tosho has a 2.5 year cooldown before being able to proc her charming event.

>>537001176
Holy fuck I need to start a family with Taiki

>>537000686
you're narrow-minded and prone to illogical traps. you have convinced yourself that the only satisfying explanation is one that involves a 500-power specific check. it could be a stat-scaling window, whether power or even guts if we consider the possibility of a bad translation. you're essentially moving backwards from "it's pure RNG!" then when faced with the ONLY piece of evidence that we have (in-game text, which is more reliable than unreliable) you disregard it because you must ensure that both sides of the argument are as baseless as one another.

>we have no clue
no, you think you know what it is. you understand that making the claim that "it's pure RNG" is a claim, right? it doesn't matter that it lacks concrete conditions.

>>537000881
Platinum isnt that hard you know.
>only A rank

>>537000881
>A
top
kek

Bwos what are the easiest long umas to train?
I want to attempt gemini even if I eat shit again.
picrel is what I have and the best long umas I managed to make...

Digitan
https://gofile.io/d/ecwIgL

SPE WIFE

>>537001237
If you're running her as late/end I'd pick it
if pace/front then mcqueen's unique

Friendly reminder not to listen to youtube guides. Those people lost their taurus matches. Only listen to /uma/

>>537001231
What's the problem with Teiofags?

I fucking DESPISE Narita Taishin in career. She jobs EVERY FUCKING FINALE. 100% of the time. Show me a Taishin with the URA spark and I'll show you a hacker.

>>537000993
Nigger are you retarded? Just use your CM Umas for Team Trials

>>537001231
what in the skibidi ohio hell is this

>>537001408
>>537001420
i accept your concession

>>537000874
Nice Nature for defuff builds

>>537001425
Pull for narita brian :)

>>537001237
it requires a block to proc but it's very strong if it does.

what does this mean anon? how do you ensure that you're in a high-probability scenario to be blocked in a race where you know there will be six end-closers in every race?

>Changing TT horses since week 3
When even VTUBER nigger is more adequate than you retards lmao

>>537001556
I HOPE SHE FUCKING DIES

>>537001562
but I'm holding for Hishi Amazon...

>run 4 speed 2 stam
>consistently get 1200/1000+ speed/stam
>run 2 speed 4 stam
>hitting 1000+/1200 is an impossible dream
Why is it like this?

>>537001425
just run 3 debuffers and kill everyone else

>>537001521
be ready to accept your 3rd place in class B gemini too.

So when do I get to play?

If anyone has a super creek or like a good stamina card in general I'd love to friend you

which guide makers actually won the tauros cup?
need to know who is trustworthy and who is not

>>537000705
sis... stop embarrassing yourself...

>>537001705
Speed cards are just way stronger than Stam currently.

>>537001725
Platinum isnt that hard you know

>finally get a spurt spark
>medium 2
>stamina 1
oof

Is it better to use not meta uncapped SR support cards or meta but not uncapped at all SSR support cards?

>>537001732
Once you connect!

>>537001754
just witgame man I guess

Why does Oguri wear a thong in her racing attire?

I honestly think the Power check is either doing x Power Trainings or unlocking Power Lv2.

>>537001732
steam has worked fine for the past 15 minutes

Umas never had a bf or even kissed a man

>>537001754
only wit game won

I just kissed my uma

>>537001710
I'd like to be able to run anything with non-shit stats

>>537001827
for me

>>537001441
BEST IN JAPAN

>>537001824
>>537001903
uma musume truly is a witgamu...
witlets were wrong again

>>537001835
>800 speed
if you simply jog the race then you can skimp on stamina.

>>537001835
>/w 800 Speed

I will win Gemini with front running Bourbon just like I won Taurus with her.

>>537001754
wit game and nekopon(the shakur card meme you've probably seen being posted itt)

>>537001705
I run 4 speed and 2 stam and I don't hit 1200/1000 like ever, do I need lucky rainbows or am I just that cucked by not having creek mlb and kitasan at all

>>537001835
*brings a debuffer*

>>537001835
this is some wishful thinking when you consider debuffers

did 90% winrate guy win? surely he didnt job

>>536999074
152 stamina wtf how

>>537001749
I've got an MLB Super Creek but my Star Uma kind of sucks
218225857577

I don't get building Nice Nature debuff build. Am I supposed to be hitting all skill hints? I can't clear the career mode

>>537002090
He rolled the 10%

Something bugged out and I can't donate shoes to this trainer

>>537001827
If you go by CinGray, she had no input on it and it was from her Tracen trainer Musaka.

>>537001754
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=huGRSS_OejU
the guy that did the sprint mayano video won

>>537002185
it's just desync. your previous donation went through.

>>536999074
>Double URA Finale spark activation
sugoi...

Oguri rubbing her belly and smiling.

>>537002185
hey that's literally me

>>537002356
She's pregnant not full

>>537000701
Same.... I can't even do my dailies.

What do you reckon Gold Ships bodycount is?

>>537002425
I am the baby (male).

my secret weapon is iron will

>>537002425
Dear god, we about to have a famine

>>537002120
Thank you bwo

>>537001165
why is anego gap moe so powerful

>>537002090
nobody knows. he went on holiday right before the CM lol

>>537002356
>:|
:D

>parent runs
>using gametora recommended cards
>fail career and get shit sparks because recommended cards are horsehit for actual runs
>win career but don't have enough skill points for skills i want because didn't do enough races
This shit is actual torture man

>>536999128
getting lucky multi rainbows a lot is the secret to every max stat build

>>537002447
Is there a part 2 to this?

I've fallen out of retention range

>>537000862
You shouldn't be asking me because I'm struggling to produce A horses with my cards but there's not much choice.
Mayano Top Gun has BoFA built in so that too. I don't think I can use guts card and get good results or maybe I can? I tried gutsmaxxing and lost career a few times so it's hard.

>>537002653
wtf

>>537002648
yeah the trainer kills the horses then goldship

>>537002653
trainer no! there are cameras

>>536999128
It's just a numbers game. Do 50 runs and in one of those runs you'd get 2 x 4 rainbow training one summer and you'll be set. Umamusume is a grinding game you're supposed to just keep grinding waiting for that perfect run that lets you build your dream Uma

This NIGGER McQueen has given me deep breaths instead of cooldown FIVE times in a row
As if Spe wasn't bad enough

>4th in debut
murder all taishins

>>537002425
with my child

>>537002904
Jo is not even that old...

"I didnt get Lucky Pacer and I got rushed and its the games fault that I chose Haru Urara instead of a third Ace"

>>537001827
SHE WHAT?

treats?

>>537001310
You should take your own advice. The illogical trap was trusting a completely unfounded claim in the first place that it was tied to an Uma's stat.
You're essentially just proving the saying that It's easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled

I don't take the text as evidence of anything, and as pointed out by other anons (and yourself if you're the same person who replied prior) could be referring to any number of things that have nothing to do with a specific stat and there's no way to know. So yeah I don't take the first retard's post genuinely when they say "no bro it's definitely a power requirement" nor am I going to defend it when it's baseless.

>>537002987
Jo who?

>>537003032
No

>whiff on Long-S
>menu
>give up

I SHOULD HAVE DONE MY DAILIES EARLIER

>>537003032
Gave my horses some carrots a few days ago

Oh cool McQueen shat the bed and came 14th in Hopeful Stakes and didn't make the fan count.

>>537003112
damn...

>get quick learner
>still barely able to afford all skills
vros...

>>537002942
>running end on debut

>>537003032
no treat

IS THE GAME UP YET

So, how are people running Gun? As front or pace?

>>537003032
here you go

When do you guys switch off front runner and go into your Uma's main running style during career? After debut? After Hopeful? Never?

>>537003078
>You should take your own advice. The illogical trap was trusting a completely unfounded claim
in-game text.

>I don't take the text as evidence of anything
i disregard the only piece of evidence we have when it is convenient to me.

you're retarded and it took you 22 minutes to type out an entirely unsubstantive post where you 1) address nothing i said and 2) have simply reasserted your prior, unfounded claims as if they strengthens your argument.

>>537003243
I didn't. She's just THAT shit in career.

How are you people still losing Hopeful Stakes let alone your fucking Debut. Do you inherit stats? Your horse should be so jacked by debut that they win by 10 lengths.

>>537003161
Cute pic

OK, we're getting better. I think I can hit 1000+/1050 + 2 gold recovery skills, which IMO will be enough for B in Gemini Cup.

How many more days do I have to waste my daily borrows on parent runs before I have to accept one shitty parent and start using my borrows on trying to actually make a horse for gemini?

>>537003347
After debut

do you really run end closer as front runners on debut?

>>537003243
wait, we don´t?

>>537003347
if you bought skills and the results of races aren't comfortable. race distance is also a factor: if my unit is very comfortable in speed but my stamina is lagging then i'll swap a pace gold ship back into a late/end.

>>537003352
TRAINER-SAN ISSUE
R
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A
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I
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>>537003480
Just hedge your bets and spend 2 borrows on parent-making and 1 borrow just rolling with what you have

>>537003556
Only if you're bad at the game. It's been about 50 runs since I last lost a debut. It shouldn't ever happen if you have half way decent parents.

Marriage

>>537003586
Do a Taishin career right now. Prove a Taishin career with a record of 16 races and 16 wins. You won't. Because you can't.

>>537003347
After hopeful personally, or when doing the first stamina check races

>>537003459
dedededed ded ded dee deeee

>>537003487
stealing this

>>537002447
Literally me but with 5 mares

How much are skills worth compared to raw stats? How does a velocity/acceleration skill compare to +100 spd or pwr for example?

This is clown shit I love it
https://youtu.be/xxtb49dH3OM

>>537002447
go away

>>537003840
useless than the main stat if you wanna trying to be a slacker

>>537001827
Roppei is just that based.

I've raced around 20 Gemini racess and I've seen a Taishin win exactly 1 time.
Nice meta horse you got there faggots.

>>537003437
bvo at least get that end closer aptitude to A it just takes ONE spark

>all these but no straight spurt spark
fuck man

>>537002447
over 500 and counting

>>537002447
wrong pic

BNW is a group of the least likable umas

>the training-rest cycle has been completely off-rhythm all run
>whiff on a quad rainbow twice because too risky
>next quad is a coin-flip
>takes 3 turns to recover from lost coin-flip
>another quad rainbow off-rhythm
fuck you, gaben.

Mom...

>>537003981
Maybe on planet Retard.

>>537003881
>TOKAI TEEEIIIOOOOOOOOOO

>>537002653
Source?

>>537003949
which Uma would be brave enough to be your FUARKING hero and rescue you from this death trap?

??

>>537004062
Believe it or not, Mayano Top Gun

>>537003840
https://alpha123.github.io/uma-tools/umalator-global
>>537003981
>AI Redditshi
>Shit opinion
Like clockwork

>>537003912
so you are saying it's better to slack on skills than stats?

>>537003881
>Rice Shower lost to this

>>537002447
Sometime you can just see how much of a secondary the artist of the fanart is and just drawing for clout

Is it still connecting?

>>537001835
I unironically can't even reach those statlines lol

i'm in retention range for class 6 today bros am i safe or is there still time for me to get fucked

>>537004179
>The dude drawing bestiality art of umas is just drawing for attention
I dunno, anon. Maybe he's just really passionate about his sparks?

>>537003032
A plum perhaps?

>>537003769
save it, it's all yours my friend :)

FUCKING 10 PORCENTO

>>537004062
Marvelous Sunday

>>537004062
SUPREME chudmander would do it out of spite for grass wonder

>>537004309
All Uma art is bestiality...

>>537004062
Rice Shower would shank every one of those whorses

>>537002942
dont run taishin as front in debut
she has incredible failure rate for some fucking reason, just run as end

>>537004294
Tally is on sunday so you can still get fucked, what's your score?

>>537003881
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p7Hexr7k97A

>>537004062
Your umawife wants you all to herself.

I LOVE NTR

>>537004482
460K ish

>>537004179
Secondaries hate horse cock tho
They're the ones switching between generic "cute gorl :)" gachas

>>537004062
>5 against 1
I don't think any uma can save you from this situation

>spam runs with a character that does satsuki sho as a goal
>get so used to it that as soon as I switch to a different character I forget to do it
FUCK

>>537004408
okay good bye

>>537004640
>boss music begins

>>537004601
yeah that won't be enough, last two weeks retention lines were 475 and 477 so you'll probably need ~480k to retain

>>537004583
NTR is only good when the girl isn't into it.

>>537004396
OH MY GOD IT'S MARUZENSKY BEHIND THE WHEEL OF A 2013 LAMBORGHINI GALLARDO! SHE'S CRASHING THROUGH THE WALL! *CRASH* LOOK OUT TAISHIN! SHE MUST BE DOING 200 MILES PER HOUR! *CRASH* *SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE* *THUMP* *EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECHHHHHHHH* OH MY GOD NARITA TAISHIN IS DEAD!!!

>>537004396
based

>>537004706
kill her

8 more hours till bride banner?

Got Opera O when rolling for Brian
I've hornyposted about her before, but I'm legitimately glad she's a fun and enjoyable character.

>>537004706
Believe in the miracle, anon

>>537004062
Special Week

>>537004146
nice finally something to compare horse against its clones
looks like my horse with better stats is better than the one with better skills + aptitude

Cheval..........

>>537004943
that's an autistic boy.

>>537004639
nigger what are you talking about
nobody in their right mind likes horse cock
>b-but
you're a faggot

>>537004738
>>537004931
hmm anons? she's join the party

>>537004943
That's the chest of a man

>>537004953
I've had terrible starts turn into amazing runs and it only makes me feel worse because imagine if my start wasn't terrible how much better the Uma would be. I'd rather give up now then have that happen to me again.

>>537005031
>right mind
go play genshin impact, normalfag

>>537005051
>she's

>>537004943
>Got Opera O when rolling for Brian
Lucky
I couldn't even get Brian while rolling for Brian

Holy fuck 1200 speed/stam Tachyon is literally impossible

>>537004994
Autism be damned, my boy can cook
>>537005073
Anon, you're not supposed to be look at torena's chest