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>>533879047>Game News (EN)Current Rate Up: Curren Chan (3*), Yukino Bijin (SSR), (SSR), Nishino Flower (SR), Narita Taishin (3*), Yaeno Muteki (SSR), Zenno Rob Roy (SR)
Next Rate up: Smart Falcon (3*), Super Creek (SSR), Tazuna Hayakawa (SSR)
8/7 - 8/22: Golshi Week Celebration
8/17 - 8/27: CM Taurus Cup - Tokyo 2400m, left, spring, sunny, firm
8/21 - 8/30: Legend Race
8/28 - 9/10: Story Event
Timeline: https://honse.moe/timeline
>Game News (JP)Current Rate Up: Satono Crown (Alt 3*), Cheval Grand (Alt 3*), Win Variation (SSR), Duramente (SSR)
Legend Race vs Sakura Bakushin O (Alt) and Biko Pegasus will be held on 8/7
LoH Long will be held on 8/12, Sapporo, 2600m, right, summer, sunny
Pakalive Vol. 56 4.5th anniversary stream on 8/22
CM Classic will be held in September, Kyoto, 2000m, right, autumn, sunny
>IP NewsUmamusume 6th Live Event Autumn Leg will be held on 10/18-19
https://umamusume.jp/contents/event/tnf6th-autumn/
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Game database
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A basic guide for newfags
https://rentry.org/umaglobal
Find networks if your region is blocked from the game or client
https://www.umavpn.top/
Seiyuu & Concerts
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/uma/ POG (Paper Owners Game)
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Umamusume Global Reference Document
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>Cygames WebStore allows you to buy jims on any devicehttps://webstore.cygames.com/umamusume/
>How to link your Cygames IDhttps://support.cygames.com/faq/applink_umamusume
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Can someone explain to me why Cygames hates money?
/umagg/ bros why are we excluded from the rentry...
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augh
I donโt like or respect Special Week
In this general, we respect THE GODDAMN COMMANDER.
This is a national-levels only thread. Regional shitters should get the fuck out and stay in their lane
Stamina inheritance with two stamina cards leads to a big deficit of Power, so I have to keep working to find the right balance...
Doing Power inheritance instead and lucking some better rainbows, plus my Medium and Turf pink sparks actually firing off, I could probably manage to make a decent enough CM build. Skimping out on Stamina and making up for it with Swinging Maestro + Breath of Fresh Air + Race Planner is extremely tempting, but probably not a good idea when I can't afford to get Wit high enough for comfortable procs. How are your CM trainee runs going, anons?
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t-thanks youtube
whats your take on French Horses
>>533895010Smack
Smack
Smack
cute
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>>533895043Still working on the parents. I'll work on goldshi once I get her to 3*
>>533895086SEX with BROWN UMAS
>Season 2 timeline takes place over the span of 3-4 years
>Season 3 timeline covers Kitasan's Junior, Classic, and Senior year which adds another 3 years
I'm not going to question the horsegirl magic of why Kitasan and Dia were aged up at the end of Season 2. But shouldn't the humans also be getting visibly older?
>>533895038>blocks your path>>5
>when your uma wife gets suddenly abusive
>>533895023Could be worse, someone in my club has MLB shakur
This sound like
>Wait until I graduate then, turana-san and then we will have sloppy passionate sex
>>533895086Who the fuck is that semen demon to the right?
>>533895019>Is mejiro bright in the game?Yes
>>533895195haru is pure sex
>used 3.5k carats to get Taishin
>...
>pic rel
IT'S FUCKING OVER, FUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOU. These umas are trash
I need to save for Seyun Sky now. Fuck my gay life.
I just want to say this image goes really hard, what is the back story here?
>>533895134>lust was so great he had to be forced to fuck offSurely uma Special Week isn't like this, right?
I WILL be ready to pull Saiyan Sky
>>533895038>*Blocks your path*
>>533895198Thank god I married my canon girlfriend Curren Chan
What qualifies for a horse to be in the Legend Changer song? Like how come Vodka isn't in it?
>>533895290gayest poster in this thread
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>>533895045Isn't the song Chinese?
>>533895086Brown horse wife!
>>533895195That's cute.
>>533895198What if I don't have an uma wife?
>>533895362>3โ5M+ fans/daySuck my horse cock
>install JP because I wanted to see if powercreep was actually that bad
>borrow MLB Almond Eyes SPD card
>full event gave me both Professor of Curvature and Rushing Gale
What the actual fuck??
>>533895308Orfevre went to France for the Arc and got mogged by Benis.
>>533895280Rigantona, peak unplayable SEXO
>>533895134>he'd have to be forced away from Dober due to his desire to immediately being a second roundI get it.
>>533895362I will NEVER read this post
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>>533895362>3-5m fans/daythat's self-harm
>>533895195>father is an uma>mother is also an uma>no male umas to be found
>>533895285Nice, the thought of this ojousama ignoring tamamamo is too fucking funny.
explode will never be funny
Post something that is untranslated. And is also not Korean I have no idea how to Korean
>>533895485El Condor Pasa also fucked Dober btw
>>533895280King Halo's dad.
>>533895086sex
sex with both
>>533895604Damn I look like THAT
Looking for any club invite 826639152146
>>533895326Bro, this welfare card is actually good.
Upgrade HH as a gold skill.
>>533895585let's be honest, who of that generation HADN'T fucked dober. dober's pussy was so good many horses wanted a piece of that.
>>533895086>>533895604>King Halo's dad is brownNO WONDER SHE'S SUCH A CUNT OF A MOTHER!
>>533895585El also double dipped and fucked Mejiro Ramonu funny enough
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I also managed to get 2 gold rec skills, so might not be too bad...
What are your copes on a bricked run?
>I got a new scene, so the run wasn't wasted
>At least I got two dream glimmers
>It's a trial run, I'm just learning for the next one
>>533895362imagine being in any of these cringe clubs
>>533895585Everyone did, everyone wanted seconds, special week wanted even more.
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>>533895564who can eat more - Oguri Cap or Saber?
Did CUMA change the name to their club, or did they dissolve?
>>533895362Are those numbers on the right a per week quota or per day?
>>533895750>king halo's dad has something to do with the mom being a cuntwhy?
>>533895686Sounds like it would only be used as a parent card at best, and so the uncaps don't even matter.
Hey everyone
Please use the following filter option in your filter list
/umaeden/i;
Thank you for reading this post
>Mindbroke Sirius
>Mindbroke El
>Mindbroke Orfevre
I HATE THE FRENCH
I HATE THE FRENCH
I HATE THE FRENCH
I HATE THE FRENCH
I HATE THE FRENCH
I HATE THE FRENCH
Since Cygames was able to do a promotion for the Kentucky Derby what burger horse could they realistically secure the rights to?
Where is the umaGPT club?
Shut the fuck up Kitahara, I'm going to poach Oguri now
>>533894875 (OP)That's a fucking hideous OP image who was the fucking mongoloid that decided to use it
>>533895846I don't know how to use filters.....
>>533895776i got 0 summer rainbows both times
Hey guys Im recruiting for poopden
4chan members only allowed
quota will be 3m/per hour
>>533895362>discord mentionedall your nonexistent clubs are now ignored
>>533895830There aren't that many great strength cards you can uncap easily.
This one has some priority too, I'm trying to be fair here, as far as welfare goes it's good and doesn't 50/50 Gourmand like spe.
>>533895362>3-5 million fans per dayx fucking D!
just play the gacha like it's a job bro!
>>533895848No wonder Cygames wont let them be playable...
>>533895776>At least I'm going to hit my 2mil fan/day quota so the danchou doesn't kick me...
>>533895290Kek the 2 ugliest 3 star Umas in one 10 pull
>>533895959based and clubpilled
>>533895362ummm I made 2M today which club should I join
>>533895710What is dober's secret?
>>533896008have space for you in cringeden
>>533895440>>533895268Her divinations told her this day is her most fertile.
>>533895984Biwa and Opera are both beautiful though?
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>>533895198>The horses yearn for a strong trainer to seed the next generation.I can get behind this.
Reminder to use all your chips or Nice Nature will eat all of them
>>533895910/\/umaJP\//i;boards:vg;op:only;
/\/uma\//i;boards:vg;op:only;highlight;top:yes;
/\bNL\b/i;
/\bNorthernlion\b/i;
/\basmongold\b/i;
/\bludwig\b/i;
/\bNorhterlion\b/i;
/\btectone\b/i;
/nlion/i;
/bald man/i;
/northern lion/i;
#/\bfuta\b/i;
#/\*?rapes you\*?/i;
#/ei ei mun/i;
#/\bcuma\b/i;
#/\bclub\b/i;
#/\bdiscord\b/i;
/umaeden/i;
This is the full list, putting a # in front of a line will turn off that line as a filter
>>533896072Nice, I'm mid so I'm definitely not on an uma's hitlist
>>533895092AAAAAAA TEIO I'M CUMMING
Are Umas too autistic to be trainers or what? Why aren't there any of them?
>>533896121>ei ei m*n filtered but not mamboi know what you are
>>533896031lots of kegal excercises.
>>533896146IT'S NOT FAIR IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN HER
>see Oguri as their Dirt Ace
>refresh
>>533896172the older uma trainers would rape their younger uma trainees too much, and the other human trainers too
turning this shrine priestess into an anal priestess
>>533895564You will explode from overeating, fatty
>>533894353>he things transporting horses is hardNot really,you got special transport pens and trailers for horses, and if youre transporting a horse by plane its obviously expensive so its taken care of properly in the first place.
Animals that are eaten get the shit stick transport wise.
On the other hand...
I had a colleague vet lecturing students about exotic animal international transport.
You should ask me how you transport a giraffe in a plain
>>533896121Filtering "club" seems to be a bit much, but I'll be using most of this.
>>533896121It's funny how people can be so fragile that they have to block any post from their sight for merely containing some words in it lol. I'll never understand filterfags.
>>533896172Closest you can have is the two peop
>>533895442Silly your trainee is already your wife you just dont know it
>>533896121no one even talks about these ecelebs in here anymore.
couldn't you at least get all the annoying ritual posters?
your filters suck.
>>533896061Name literally one Uma uglier than Biwa, excluding Opera O of course.
>>533895793You know you could try to crop it instead of taking it straight from X.
>>533896125Not a problem
She can fix you
You WILL breed umas
>>533896268fragile has now been added to the filter
>>533895326>bricking account by throwing away free MLB + SSREnjoy your rerolls in a month retard.
>>533896254you do you transport a giraffe in a plane
>>533896254Knock them out first is my guess. But please do elaborate, I'm interested in how.
>>533896315what if I have an entire team of umas
>>533896325your favorite uma, of course.
>mfw some fourth-place tokai shitter dares talk to MY Oguri Cap
>>533896340it was faster this way
You know what, maybe the cambodians were right.
>>533896172I mean, that's basically rudolf and tazuna isn't it? Even Maruzensky sorta counts
So what I've learned over the past thread is that El Condor Pasa should have been the face of her generation instead of Special Chud?
>>533896325Opera O isn't girly enough to lust after, but she's objectively an okay looking boygirl
but Ryan is just ugly even as a boy
>>533895023I thought fashionable aryan horse wife is decent?
>>533896442Oh yeah, and what are you gonna do about it, bitch?
>>533896542I like her hat
stop making me want to do a tenner for her
I like Air Groove the most
She gonna get murdered in CM huh..
Got pretty unlucky with rainbow training Iโm running 9* power and 2* speed 6* stam. Should I try again with this set up or change something up?
>>533896506If she stayed home maybe.
>>533896121>scrollwheels past you
Is it impossible for Mayano to beat Narita in the early senior year????
>>533895338The century of the overlord's end isn't even in it and instead we get Shart Falcon
>>533896632no? just mog her with a better run
>>533896506>El taco pasta>Actually has drive to win and improve >Sped chan >MUH SUZUKA SAN >oh yeah I wanna be the best in Japan I guess but also I just wanna run with SUZUKA SAN Yes.
I fucking hate this little faggot.
>>533896486where are the ladyboys...
>>533896632>inspirations>"flat stat bonus at the start"-type of card
This is why trainers should only go out with other trainers
>>533896506it was el condor pasa or grass wonder i think. special week got it mainly cause she beat a jetlagged french horse once and her rider said im glad to be japanese.
>>533896683kiryuin get back to training happy meek, this is why she never wins
>>533896595you know the drill
you TEST NOW and see how it performs
CM room test, 3 uma
ID: 80055127
kneel
now I just need vodka...
>>533896569They even have an official sub-unit with hat wearing umas make a fun song just for the hell of it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BzRmdQioIQU
>>533896595just take her to a cm room and test it directly
>>533896565Only one institution in Japan has the resources to feed Oguri, and it sure as hell isn't in Tokai
>>533896683you just want the D kiryun, happy meek will end cucking your future bf
>>533892616how far away is the french campaign.
>>533895846Rhymes with grapes you
>>533896174>>533896260Its turned off what are you talking about?
>>533896268>WAHHH STOP YOU HAVE TO READ MY SHIT LOW QUALITY POSTS ABOUT THINGS THAT ARE COMPLETLY UNRELATED TO THIS GAME THAT I POST EVERY THREAD>>533896324Im not falling for that one
>>533896829Quite far. We may see it in nearly 1.5 years.
>>533896506anon, he was claimed as the greatest horse in japanese history for 3 decades until Almond Eye took his place
>>533896787doesn't FM only become a BiS when it hits MLB? You're going to have that card collect dust for another 2 years bwo.
>>533896795Sometimes I love the Japanese.
>>533896830Based veteran trainer saving his juniors from super freak
Oguri and me after the Twinkle Series is over.
>ace has some more wit than the other aces with the other stats being similar
>late start/rushed or both
>skills not activating
What the fuck is the point
>>533896916that food wasn't for free oguri
>>533895848I blame the owner's ego for ruining Sirius, losing in France was just the mercy kill for the poor horse
Always remember to knock before going into the locker rooms
https://litter.catbox.moe/ypmw40b658cvow4p.png
>>533896830NARITA TOP ROAD?!?!?!?!
>>533896895no... my narrative...
>>533896965Wait what happened?
First time I hear this.
Special Week hate is forced, the only real hated uma here is Teio
>>533896830RIP to that brave man, saving us...
>>533896972No wonder Biwa and Tickezo stick around...
>>533896882Oh right, # excludes those lines
Though what's the difference between /b and /\b?
>She has one of the youngest deaths out of all of the horse girls, passing at the age of four due to acute heart failure after developing Colitis X.
>Her tendency to stare into cameras whenever they are around frequently leads Vodka and Daiwa Scarlet to actually team up and rescue her.
>The real reason why she wants to appear in the camera so frequently is probably revealed by the words she said in the official website: โplease donโt forget me.โ
>Aston Machan, being one of the youngest horses to pass away among all horses that were adapted to horse girls, might have some memories from her past life.
>She doesn't want to be forgotten by the fans (you) again. So she constantly stares at โyouโ, the one behind the camera, to get your attention.
>She also can break the fourth wall, literally asking the players if they remember her and staring directly at them.
>This is to some extent correct because in reality, she was one of the horses being mostly forgotten (largely because of the rivalry between Daiwa Scarlet and Vodka at her time)
>In her story, her condition drops and mind becomes fuzzy whenever spring (senior year) is coming.
>Itโs because the horse died in spring
>In her game scenario, she will be lured by โvoicesโ to the seaside and attempts to commit suicide, just to be saved by her trainer.
>Aston Machanโs owner supervised and gave guides to Aston Machanโs horse girl setting and scenario.
This is some brutal emotional blackmail for a gacha but holy shit how can I not spark her?
I won't forget you Machan.
>>533896389>>533896405Well in a nutshell, you obviously have to sedate them because its a wild animal and its stressful. Mind you, sedate, not knock out.
Then you have to plan a big plane and to make sure airport security doesnt give your animal a stroke (chinks love doing this, they bring whole goddamn family to take pictures and poke the animal and if you complain they fuck up the paperwork so animal is getting cooked for a week at the airport)
Now, the practical part - you basically make an intentionally smaller cage that forces girrafe to sit down and to angle her neck. Then you better transport her quick because you wouldnt feel amazing if you had to bow for 10 hours. Giraffes usually sleep standing up as well.
And then you plan the end route in a land transport so some overpass doesnt clip your giraffe.
Now i would attach a pic or two but this was like 8 or 9 years ago and i have no idea if i saved them anywhere.
Fucking chinks
be honest, are frog horses of a higher caliber than nipon ones?
By all accounts, shouldn't Gold Ship dropkicking the Trainer kill them or seriously fuck them up
>>533897081uh... is... is this true?
I might have to roll for her then.
>>533896882Look, I can tell you're a very sensitive person. Maybe this just isn't the site for you. You should check out this site called reddit. There, people can downvote all the comments that make them feel uncomfortable and you'll only have to see the safest, most popular upvoted comments. Sounds like a perfect fit for you!
>>533897092Why are white people like this
>>533897145Trainers are built different.
>>533897081Horse lore is serious business
>>533896884Which scenarios are the fun ones?
>>533894875 (OP)Requesting more art of Umamusumes having their ears touched, stroked, petted, or otherwise fondled. The longer the ears, the better.
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>you wasted all your free daily energy on failed Haru Arima Kinen careers?
How do you respond without getting kicked from your club
>>533895038>Actually really racist against light brown to orange hair so she'd call Suzuka and Grass albino niggers>Japanese derby was actually an easy snowball while Grass, Seiun, and El dunked on her irl>Disqualified from the legend lineup despite being the "Japanese commander" >Gets bitched by Grass in BOTH grand prixs
>>533897145Only the best can become a central trainer
>>533897145Trainer is built different, he gets kicked by spe for massaging her calves randomly in public before knowing her cuz muh horse autism
>>533897110either french or american. 99% of all japanese horses are decended from an american one i believe
>try nice nature
>SLACKER
>INFIRMARY FAIL
>INFIRMARY FAIL
>ENERGY DOWN
>finally cure it
>ENERGY DOWN
>ENERGY DOWN
>MOOD DOWN
>>533897049definitely not Teio. Off the top of my head I don't think I've seen a single anon say positive things about Mejiro Ryan.
Threesome between (you), TM Opera O and Meisho Doto
>>533897024Sunday's special power is a bounded field just like Archer's Unlimited Blade Works, ok Sunday begin dream simulation, me naked and you and Natie all oiled up for wrestling
>>533897110It's really hard to judge horses due to jetlag.
But if you want to anger the japanese you can say yes to frog horses and baguette supremacy.
>>533896254I fucking love basset hounds
Still miss my guy even though it's been 7 years
>>533897081>>533897151Aston is super cute but rolling for her will be hard with big value support card banners after her banners
>>533896890>>533897250it might be because she looks like sora from hololive but I feel like she should be the mascot
>>533897092animal transportation is the funniest form of art humans have ever invented.
>>533897271*dabs on you*
*quits before you can kick me*
*dabs on you again*
>>533897271Sorry, I'll play only Oguri with MLB Tamamo and Creek for a week.
Why is everything about orfevre so excessive then there's goldship just doing her own thing?
>>533897271I'm the qm so i can't kick myself
>>533897081This is just sad, man.
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>>533897418>fail midway career>3 star pacer chaser
>>533897070/\bNL\b/i;
Blocks NL but not NiggerNLNigger
/NL/i;
Blocks NL and NiggerNLNigger
>>533897271But I got her to 14th once!
>>533897271I have more fans than you
>>533895846>Barely any filtersHow do you use this shithole?
>>533897421someone post that webm of the fish tube cannon
>>533897421Happy Doom Imp noises.
>>533897421this... is just a humliation ritual...
>>533897081>>Aston Machanโs owner supervised and gave guides to Aston Machanโs horse girl setting and scenario.Yep, I'm thinking I'm saving a spark for Aston Machan.
>>533897081>the Daiwa Scarlet/Vodka rivalry could have been another trio like BNWdamn...
>If you win Hopeless Stakes you get called Junior Champion in the intro
gamba time
Is it worth farming a Playtime's Over, Ramp Up and/or Tail Held High on a parent Uma?
New torena here. What's a spark? Like you pull 200 times you get 1 spark free for any horse?
>>533897514Beavers delivers by parachute.
>>533897601Depends on the run style of your ace
>>533897170>oh no a cock scary!
>>533897170>like thisThat girl is slightly above average but id swipe her just because of that profile pic.
>"Chest with every victory" TT race also gives me a high enough score for me to finally hit class 6
I'm sorry to whoever I bumped off but you didn't deserve it.
>>533894875 (OP)Female browsers, contact me on Discord. Tag: j1bunw00
more so if you enjoy videogames, anime, and all artistiic and creatiiveโwhether it's loIi, Pokemon, Fate, Dragon Quest, Limbus Company, Bravely Default, Fire Emblem, /m/ series, Kemono, SMT, Mega Man, Monogatari, RWBY, Digimon, Disgaea or series like , Sonic, 3D SFM, Castlevania, Touhou,and more.Danganronpa, Monster Hunter, Final Fantasy, and more
>>533897606The term spark is used twice
The generic term spark is as you described: roll 200 times on a banner, and you can then buy the banner item
There's also the game specific spark which refers to inheritable skills that an uma gets at the end of a career run. While influenced by stats and races, they're mostly rng.
>>533897041not him but for what I remember his owner made him job all over europe after winning the derby and losing the prix badly made him go back to japan, he tried to make him run in the tenno sho but the horse got a serious injury and his career ended there
>>533895846This user has been RAPED by opera
>>533896830Netorare Creek...
>>533896023If Skibidi Rizz gets added I wouldn't use any other Uma
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NNSQ48KM_g
2024: Shin Emperor (12th place) - Rusei Sakai
2023: Through Seven Seas (4th place) - Christophe Lemaire
2022: Title Holder (11th place) - Kazuo Yokoyama
Stay Foolish (14th place) - Christophe Lemaire
Deep Bond (18th place) - Masayoshi Kawada
Dou Deuce (19th place) - Yutaka Take
2021: Chrono Genesis (7th place) - O. Murphy
Deep Bond (14th place) - M. Barzalona
2020: Deirdre (8th place) - J. Spencer
2019: Kisei (7th place) - Christophe Soumillon
Blast Onepiece (11th place) - Masayoshi Kawada
Fierement (12th place) - Christophe Lemaire Lemaire
2018 Clincher 17th Yutaka Take
2017 Satono Diamond 15th C. Lemaire
Satono Nobless 16th Masayoshi Kawada
2016 Makahiki 14th C. Lemaire
2014 Harp Star 6th Masayoshi Kawada
Just A Way 8th Yuichi Fukunaga
Gold Ship 14th Norihiro Yokoyama
2013 Orfevre 2nd (5 lengths) C. Soumillon
Kizuna 4th Yutaka Take
2012 Orfevre 2nd (by a neck) C. Soumillon
Aventino 17th A. Crustus
2011: Hill No D'Amour, 10th place, Shinji Fujita
Nakayama Festa, 11th place, Masayoshi Ebina
2010: Nakayama Festa, 2nd place (by a head), Masayoshi Ebina [The day a Japanese horse came closest to winning the Prix de l'Arc de Triomphe]
Victor Pisa, 7th place, Yutaka Take
2008: Maysho Samson, 10th place, Yutaka Take
2006: Deep Impact, disqualified, Yutaka Take
2004: Tap Dance City, 17th place, Tetsuzo Sato
2002: Manhattan Cafe, 13th place, Masayoshi Ebina
1999: El Condor Pasa, 2nd place (by half a length), Masayoshi Ebina [The day Japanese horses showed the world they could win the Prix de l'Arc de Triomphe]
1986: Sirius Symboli, 14th place M. Philipperon
1972 Mejiro Musashi 18th place Yuji Nodaira
1969 Speed Symboli Out of the top 10 Yuji Nodaira
How does this list make you feel trainer san?
>>533897630Mostly just trying to get something decent for the CM and that set would work on any non-front uma I guess. Plus, I only have 3* Speed and Power Umas so Stamina is a pain. I did get that Seiun Sky card from the ticket today, so that will help with LB2 Diamond and a friend's MLB Sweet Creek.
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>>533897776Tap dance city is a crazy name
Got this stinky ass leprechaun bitch from free ticket and i want my money back. Fuck you.
>>533897706Okay that makes sense somewhat. What about adding stars like picrel? Is rolling umas the only way you get new costumes? I think I got a bunch of Tachyons but no costumes.
>>533897776seems like only Orfevre and El Condor Pasa were worth anything when they went international?
>>533897731Oh dear.
That's just sad, poor guy must have had an awful time in Europe only to come back to an injury.
>>533897776>2006: Deep Impact, disqualified, Yutaka TakeThey found his stash of doping?
>>533897776trainers don't actually do anything, everything is talent or lack of
I've been white spark farming for CM and I feel like I'm getting worse at the game. I'm not sure if its just not starting with 9 star horses, but I feel like I'm pulling 700/5-600/600/300/300 or 900/800/700/x/x. How the fuck am I supposed to get 1200/1000/800/400/400?
>>533897601Depends on how much free time and carats you are willing to invest. A skill spark is about 20%. Assuming you nab like 8 skills the chance of getting 2+ useful skill sparks is 50%. 2* Stam is 10%. 2* medium is 12.5%. so expect a usable parent once every 160 runs.
>>533897776doesn't matter, all of my horses will win 1st place when this track gets added to the game.
>>533896830lmao if you cut the parts you did then it actually sounds like ntr, good thing I actually read her story beforehand
>>533897081Is she named after the car?
>>533897850She's in game already as well
>>533897903it really is just luck, I was 800/700/600/300/300 going after senior year summer and then Kitasan decided to stop going to speed training so my speed was barely 950 at the end
oh no no globalfriends are already falling for the keibafag propaganda, thread will be really funny once G1 season starts rolling again
>>533895362I'm certain I'll be way happier averaging 1m a day with a couple friends than this kind of sweatlord shit
>>533897853Rolling is the primary way
When you roll any uma, you'll get a certain amount of stars of that uma, but also statues that can be exchanged for stars at an increasing rate per 25. 1 statue for 25, then 2 for 25, so on until 5.
You have to take 1 and 2* umas to 3* to get their special racewear
I don't even know who this is I've never seen her before. I assume the card is bad.
>>533897903double circle affinity + MLB deck
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very fucking funny
What's the best way to learn Japanese in two months. Books? Lessons? Nintendo DS games?
>>533895175Can you tell if a horse is 5 or 25 years old? Yeah.
>>533897997looking forward to all the horrified faces boomers will be making when they see the cosplayers at the tracks.
>>533896830Why did you cut out over half of the cutscene?
>>533897906I see. I guess I will go with a more casual mode and not worry about these things anymore. Plus, my latest run I accidentally took off my Ines SSR card, so I am missing Playtime's Over either way.
>>533897852Like what the fuck are you even needed? Rest bonus and mood on recreations? Bitch this is a WIT game, you upgrade horse brain you get better. If my horse feels down and her mood drobs to bad it's on her. Depression is a made up illness, retard. Go play with the dead cat or something. Back in my days women had no right to vote. Uma musume.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQ_amKP8_04
uma musume is recreation game
How else do you get Left handed? I don't have Suzuka support or character. I'm going to hunt for good parents tomorrow.
>>533898049>>533895175You tell horse age by its "energy" but mainly by its teeth.
Its where "Dont look the gift horse in the mouth" phrase comes from
Does anyone have the upcoming uma roadmap list?
>>533898059The race track itself must be in cahoots with them or else they wouldn't allow a bunch of cosplayers to crash the track out of nowhere.
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>>533897081>Aston MachanHer trainer canonically goes around in a Aston Machan costume, it's fucking cute
>>533898059boomers aren't even the main audience of horse races nowadays lmao it's women, salarymen and kids, which is a really good thing
>>533898036She gives off same vibes as Welrod from gfl
>>533897997No one will acre as long as they gamble on the horses.
>>533898079Brave and based.
>>533898140Her hair is so cute, reminds me of a starfish
>>533898036still cute gyaru
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I think I like redheads now.
>>533897776>closest was Orfevre and El condor pastaif a JP horse ever wins he's gonna be crowned a monster considering how much of a failure it has been for japan in 5 decades
>>533898026Alright thanks. So far despite being a 1 star horse Haru Urara refuses to appear in my many rolls. Can't get her costume.
Here's to good sparks to you for answering me!
>>533897586I NEED to be raped by Belno
>>533898192>you marry the asian qt you met next to the track
>>533898045>2 monthslm fucking ao
Get the Genki books/workbooks, download anki, start a mining deck and study a game/manga you like. Get a good OCR, japreader is a pretty cool tool too.
How fast you improve depends on how much effort are you willing to put in.
>>533898318that's orange hair
>>533898318didn't this bum break her leg and then get turned to glue
>>533898318godspeed anon they're all insane
>>533898036it's her pre-redesign clothes. She doesn't wear that anymore
>>533897776International was never a good idea to begin with, you can't change countries and expect a horse who's been born and ran most of his life in one country to get used to another one and its terrain and air.
>>533897776>Nakayama FestaWow, I have more respect for that pothead now
>>533898045>What's the best way to learnWhatever gets you to interact with the subject you're trying to learn and isn't going to make you quit or get bored off it4
>>533897776i have a secret weapon
>>533898162shucks....
>>533898193I only know what I know from Gold City but she gives off stacy energy and looks like the kind of popular girl that would pull off your pants and tug your penis with her gloved hands and laugh when you cum too quickly lol
>>533898045You're gonna have to start with the hiragana and work your way up
Don't recommend duolingo
Took Japanese back in college, and wanted to use that app to brush up after some time had passed. Had so many fucking mistakes. Even reached out to my old professor (old japanese lady) and what she saw worried her.
Bourbon is so autistic, I find her cute in a fucked up way
>>533898368Aren't all women by default
>>533896121Hi, I start playing this game because of Southernlion and bladmonsilver. I can't believe I am now in same group as fucking weeb like you guys. aie aie moon!
>>533898435Suzuka on her way to raep Spica Trainer only to see Spe-chan got her hands on him first
>career going amazingly well
>nicely ahead of where i normally am at for the time
>all wins
>suddenly get 5th at tenno sho autumn, 7th queen vic cup, 14th derby
>you need more wit! ......500 wit
>mood down
>fail a 4%
>mood down
>rest into night owl
>fail infirm
>night owl -10
>fail infirm
>mood down
fuck you game, whole run botched in like 2 minutes
>>533898370I sincerely don't know what's with the Disney dress redesign for Creek.
She's not a idol princess like Daiwa, and they triple downed on the mommy aspect.
Why wouldn't see be wearing a sweater and camisole?
>>533898516More like slurp
>>533898510this is in fact true. dated a redheaded woman for a month five years ago. i am clinical alcoholic nowadays
>>533898510I was speaking on a relative scale unfortunately
>>533898510I knew what was in the spoiler before I even opened it
>>533898561Meanwhile, in my experience all those mood downs and infirmary visits in the early game usually ends with URA finale wins.
>>533897776it makes me laugh that they treat france as some kind of death riddled battlefield just because japanese horses have never won that race. the fucking music for it is like you're fighting an evil god in a fantasy game or something.
>>533898561I don't remember the name of the race, but the medium g1 right before summer
Had a front runner lose out and that green bitch told me I needed more power
I had 500 power
>Try to be smart and pick cards that best synergize with my Uma
>Lose horribly
>Brainlessly pick Sweep Tosho, Kitasan Black, Super Creek etc.
>Win by mindlessly pressing buttons
>>533898561>"hmm, yes, I will now fucking explode"t. your horse
>>533897776The L'arc song they made and performed by a lot of the umas that went is pretty cool. Really gives a shared fighting spirit and drive to win despite everything
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p0cdPPDmtTA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DbKc5E1Cka8
>>533897081>In her game scenario, she will be lured by โvoicesโ to the seaside and attempts to commit suicide, just to be saved by her trainer.i thought this was a game about horse racing not feels
still waiting for the aura implementation
>>533898140That's Nice Nature's technique!
>>533898757that likely meant your front runner either got rushed or late started, into a box.
"you needed more power" is always a box issue if your stat looked fine
Too many umas with white hair in the middle!
>>533898763>Grey skills, ones with circle/double circle on themThings for legacies/parents, don't OD on them & make sure they have stats for hint level / rate
>MLB attribute raising cards, gold skillsThings for racers
Enjoy winning
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>>533898905that's just how horses are. It's like complaining that umas have tails or ears
>>533898994g-golshi.... do something....
>>533898979>437kI'm gonna make it
I'M GONNA MAKE IT
>>533898839second panel, left eye
>>533897990Why doesn't Teio simply beat toreina-san to death?
Or tell Rudolf what happened, and then Rudolf will rape toreina-san to death.
>>533898950Yeah, but I can't make good legacies if I can never really win with them. I'm aware it's a skill issue, but it's kinda disheartening that anytime I try in a game, I fail horribly, but mindlessly following metas gives me cheap dopamine victories.
>>533898905imagine if real girls had that white stripe in their hair
why can't girls be real
>you, a human being trainer, trying to rape your umas
Laughable!
>>533898905Most of them are related to Sunday Silence in one way or another.
uh jpbros? Director just suddenly jumpscared me on summer and gave me 30 energy on the URA scenario. Is that normal?
ok, but which umas are into rape play? Who would at least pretend to be overpowered?
>>533898905blame Sunday Silence
>play canon triple crown horse
>don't get triple crown
>>533899167if it happens is cause they let you
>>533899204>Comes to Japan>Blacks everyone
>>533895890Hi hi! I got sick of it since I keep getting raped by my trainees when I just wanted to win the Arima Kinen for them. But not GPT though, Gemini.
i finished by career before selecting my skills and got a 3* ura finale but no white sparks
>>533899224>uraraposter doesn't know about the ultra rare "shoes or box of carrots" eventPoetry
>>533899050Okay, I'll rape MacKWEEN...
Oh god she's behind me isn't she?
>>533899204>sired Stay Gold>is directly responsible for GolshiBased
>>533899246a good toraina never puts his uma through 3 consecutive races
I'm half way to get Spe for free, are they gonna do an event in the near future were I can gather the rest? Or should I just buy the pieces slowly from Tazunas scam shop?
>>533899224yes, the event can happen around the end of the year and is a power check, if you have below 500 the event is canceled and you get a mood down
>another hat-trick from Taiki Shuttle
She's so dependable!! I bet she would use tons of exclamation points when typing!
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>>533897041I'm just a gaijin who binged a bunch of translated secondary sources and there are decades long personal narratives involved so take this with a bucket worth of salt, it's also sad but nowhere near as tragic as some of the other horses.
Tomohiro Wada of Symboli Ranch was the ambitious and respected owner of Rudolf and Sirius, after the success of Rudolf he thought he had a winning formula that he could use to conquer the world.
He had high expectations of Sirius. The horse was off to a mixed start and he demanded the jockey to be changed from Kato to Okabe, Rudolf's main jockey. This set off a larger conflict because the trainer wanted to keep Kato but Wada wouldn't relent, this became a wider conflict between the entire stable and Wada with the stable backing the trainer. They agreed to his demands for one race and Okabe did win, then it was back to Kato and he won the Derby, although he got lucky since the main rival Miho Shinzan dropped out due to an injury.
After this brief semi-successful period in Japan, he was taken overseas to conquer Europe, this travel is a struggle even today. A novel idea that is much more common now was that Sirius would be together with Rudolf, but Rudolf suffered an injury from which he did later recover, but after that plans changed with the idea that being that Rudolf should take America instead.
So Sirius was sent out to conquer Europe alone, throughout his races he was left in the care of a rotating door of local trainers and caretakers with most of the usual staff being left in Japan due to their conflict with Wada. Sirius was only ridden twice by Okabe, and never by his main Japanese jockey, Kato, who was left at home. Besides those two runs he was ridden by a random assortment of local euro jockeys.
While Sirius attained a few top 3s he never won a race in Europe, after the failed tour Sirius returned a broken horse.
cont.
>>533898043nta but seeing this as I'm doing a run, I'M SO PISSED, MY JUNIOR YEAR HAD 5 HINT PROMPTS BETWEEN KITASAN AND NARITA, 4 OF THEM WERE FOR STAT BOOSTS, 1 GAVE A HINT BUT IT WAS ONE OF THE GARBAGE RECOVERY SKILLS NARITA HAS. I GUESS I'M GLAD TO GET QUICKER FRIENDSHIP BOOSTS BUT FUCK.
>>533899096Stockholm syndrome
>>533899353MackWEEN we have to FUSE to beat this mare!
>>533899258>>533899360based Sunday Silence
when will he be added in game?
>>533899392I've had more than 500 power and failed it
I've also had it show up during classic year
None of the info I find on that stupid event is consistent.
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>>533899379Just buy them slowly from the Tazuna scam shop, I'm on the same boat, bro, I think later on they'll rerun some of the legend races so we just gotta wait it out.
Forced sex with Gentildonna
>>533899416>Rice on her faceI bet toreina-san is huffing and puffing after kidnapping(she let him) her and putting her on the bed.
>>533899438WHY the FUCK is there so much Teio abuse artwork?
CM test room, I'm going to host 2 more times after this.
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>>533897041>>533899427Welcomed on arrival by his main Japanese jockey Kato, he said that his horse was unrecognizable, the already kinda hard personality became a hesitant runner afraid of being ridden by people and had chewed off most of his tongue from stress. Credit to Wada, once he realized the horse's condition he put him on a recovery regime but Sirius would never be the same and Kato, while still being respectful of Wada's memory in public, clearly blames him for ruining Sirius with his poor management and ego imo and I'm inclined to agree.
>>533899096She's into it
Sometimes she wants to be dommed
Sometimes she wants to dom
>>533899438>Korean text This explains a lot
Globalkeks are weird. (You) freaks cry and the sight of any JP text but somehow seeing Gentildonna is ok
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>>533899572>WHY the FUCK is there so much abuse artwork?Gooks and the resident SEAnigger hate women with a burning passion
>>533899624Go away SEAmonki
>>533899572The more cheerful the girl the more fun to mindbreak
>>533899605pinning down the right one, getting pinned down by the left one
>>533897906I am
>>533898091I just finished that Condor run and holy shit I got all these skill sparks. I feel like this is worth using as a grandparent just because of how stack these are.
>>533899624Gentildonna goes beyond language
>>533899705Is she allowed to do that
>>533899572gooks love Teio abuse for some reason, or maybe it's just some schizo commissioning all of it
>>533899482>getting them one by one is gonna cost me 1,080,000 umapesos in total
>>533899705>>533899767Of course she is, she's the Overlord.
>>533899770>>533899698>gooksah, makes sense, gook men and gook women fucking despise each other, so it figures gooks would despise a happy go lucky uma like Teio
>>533897081Oh, this reminded me I have to go and translate her manga "Your eyes only"
>>533896325Mejiro Ryan
Winning Ticket
Narita Taishin
Curren Chan
Special Week
Oguri Cap
Taiki Shuttle
Tokai Teio
Gold Ship
Vodka
El Condor Pasa
Matikerfakker
Nice Natty
Daiwa Scarlet
>>533899624No one gives a shit about tagalog, pag
do front runners benefit from slipstream?
>>533899372ive literally done it hundreds of times; ive seen skin condition twice and most of the time nothing happens, its not that big a deal
tenno sho > victoria cup > japan cup
>>533899572I think it's hot.
>>533899605Sex with Gentildonna
Is she the strongest DGAFer of all time?
>>533899935Nope unless they're so shitty they may as well run as pace.
>>5338993723 is fine, starting with 4 is the one that risks skin condition
>>533899605imagine the thighjob behind gym storage room
>>533899935Maybe if you breed Cafe into a front runner
Otherwise, no.
Does every Tokyo race have a chance to give the Tokyo racecourse green skill during career or is it only G1s?
>>533899762>a new guyNo man,that is terrible. You should focus on learning the game right now and rerolling for the Creek in a week.
Once you get the supports and the feel of the game those sparks will feel like chump change
>>533899972If I was Teio, I'd simply beat toreina-san to death.
It's a simple case of he shouldn't have put me in a self-defense situation.
>>533899762No green spark is pretty bad. You want to raise maru, taiki, and ryan as parents so you can inherit their uniques.
>>533899427>>533899584Everything I've heard about owners being giga fucking cunts and thinking they know more than the trainers and jockeys does become truer the more I learn, jesus fucking christ, poor Sirius.
>>533900014shes a cat so yea
Daily reminder that while anime girls are cute, irl horse racing is a vile circus of the animals being abused and slaughtered. Haru Urara was not a happy cheerful little girl that just wanted to race. She was an abused animal that the owner kept throwing at races hoping to get a return on his investment before eventually tossing it out in the middle of nowhere to wander and die. This is pretty much how every horse in the industry is treated.
>>533899096because I can be nice to her sometimes and now she's confused
If I trigger a spark for a race, and then win that race, do I have a greater chance for that spark to be added to the veteran?
>>533899821But you're building to unlocking a character or having some to spare to star unlock them if you get spooked in a pull. There's worse shit to spend money on like upgrading your SSR Air Shakur. And you may claim you don't have one, but you will, Cygames will find a way to taint your account with her
Remember to use your RP now before TT locks in an hour or you forever brick your account.
>>533899867Looks like someone beat me to it. That's convenient, I can just steal their translation and only do a little quality checking. This really deserves to have an English version.
I recommend reading it:
https://danbooru.donmai.us/pools/21905
>>533900014No that's Goldship. Seiun is a fake DGAFer, she's too competitive
>>533900113Spe was taken from his human mom because the owner thought he wasn't being trained hard enough
>>533899918>>533899734>SEAbrowns projecting(You) will NEVER be white. Cope
>>533900113Yeah, I think it was the owner who wanted to remove TM Opera O's jockey too since Opera's career started a little rocky.
Explain the benefit of optional races to me. Every time I've tried to do it, I've fallen massively behind in stats.
>>533900175If family lines share the same won G1 races, your affinity goes up. More affinity equals more chance to inherit
You want good mediums long term?Make a line of mediums who always race the same races.
>>533900341Yes, tell us what you got
>bro literally pulled out a no u
SAD
>>533900341What the hell are you waiting for
I admit I used MTL to translate the Opera x Doto image. I have consulted with a japonese person (Real) and have written my wrongs. Please understand
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>>533900341yes and yes, they have fixed pool. No reason to let them collect dust. Post results.
>>533900341yes. I hope you get supercreeked, *smooch*
>>533900154>how every horse in the industry is treatedunless they're winners...and that's only most of the time
>>533900372>>533900382>>533900401is this real are you guys tricking me (NTA but also keeping the tickets)
>>533900382>gets 3 creeks
>>533900338trophies, level up ult, and skill points
you will generally end up with a weaker uma at the end but thats expected
it also works as an optional difficulty level
>>533900341You niggers cleat everything that moves but hesitate when using ssr tickets..........
Which horse is the best one for me if I'm into lipstick marks?
>>533900449we are not man, they are Make Debut tickets which have fixed pool. Use it now and enjoy your Air Shakur.
>>533900424>Doto whispering umaspiracies to Opera as Opera is cumming her brains outIs this advanced brainwashing?
>>533900230seems like an interesting manga, sadly I'm a globalfag and don't this uma yet so I will wait her release to watch it
>>533900449Just use them, they have their own pool that never changes if this post gets a 4 you get Oguri
>>533900449You see where it says DEBUT ticket?
Its only the release tickets and the pool wont be expanded. So basically you cannot benefit from hoarding them and you cannot not-RNG them.
>>533900474You can bet she gives nice smooches in the name of being number 1 in everything
>>533900112I am so fed up with Maru because that dumb bitch lost the URA Finale with a 700/600/600/x/300 spread as a front runner in 4th three times.
>>533900086I meant the grandparent as in "I will use this to farm the actual parent" since it would free up needing to pray that I get the hints and having to use a card deck isn't great. Like using the Condor to farm for 3* Spark units and then using THAT resulting Uma as the actual parent.
>>533900338Don't bother with bonus races at all unless your Uma has monumental Sparks.
>Hosting rooms without posting the results
of course I get this in the very same turn as the Derby
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>>533900424I hate that fucking rice shower so much its unreal
The secret to TT is to keep refreshing until you find someone with woman/normal name and always punch up
>>533900639I mean,sure, you can do that as well.
Or you could get good parents and worse supports. I would rather have 3 URA grandparents
what kind of batteries does (bakushin think) bourbon use?
Anons who are building gold ship for the CM: if you're running Nice Nature, who are you using as a third member? I'm torn between a full debuffer Grass Wonder or a Grass Wonder that is built to win but runs Dominator
The fuck does Fukukitaru's unique even do?
It says that it clears a way so I thought it was a movement skill but she activated it and dropped from 9th to 14th
>>533900382I uh, somehow just noticed them after getting a third one
>>533900372>>533900401>>533900432>>533900436I got vodka'd for the 2* roll lmao
I am never getting a 6th cutie till I decide who I like for the choice ticket
>tagalog out of nowhere
Don't make it too obvious, filipag
>>533900749She is blocking the view with her big ass ears
>>533894875 (OP)this is literally a boy
>>533900784Maru, I'm just running 2 ace
>>533900113I try to balance it a bit in my mind because life is rarely so convenient, you usually only get one side of the story, but there really are a bunch of cunt owners, with trainers being a mix and jockeys generally being good with the horse. I don't think Wada was evil or whatever, he seems like a respected guy in keiba history but I think his ego brought Sirius some hurt.
Some of this is reflected in the game too, Sirius is a domineering mean girl but the game implies she's so self-centered and in charge because the people around her treated her badly in the past or just gave bad advice in general, so she came to the conclusion that she could only rely on herself to succeed, she picks a trainer who seems like a pushover with the idea that she won't get in her way, but you become somewhat more equal partners as the story goes on.
This lines up well with how the real horse was treated by the owner and the various trainers, caretakers and jockeys that were forced on him which contributed to his ruin.
>>533900783Minovsky Drive
>>533900825do... do you want the uncensored one?
https://files.catbox.moe/wu6v0u.png
>>533900784You don't really want 2 pure debuffers because if your Golshi gets fucked by RNG you lose
how far away is creeks banner?
i really want/need to pull for more cards but i want to get myself at least one copy of super creek
I just noticed I have 4 free SSR tickets is there any point in keeping them for later?
>>533897776DAMN jap horses got fucking MURDERED
>can't sleep, wake up to just do a little run before going back to bed
>borrow really good super creek, go for mcqueen run
>godly junior year, tons of good trainings and energy recoveries
>hopeful stakes 8th place, run ends
he spams the same shit every thread with the same two replies to himself
No wonder you guys get so many fans. I never train golshi and this was a run with just a couple extra G1s on the side
>2 months until my deutsche frau is in
>>533900532Sorry guys forgot the catbox for the uncencored version without Rice shower
https://files.catbox.moe/vix9vf.png
>>533900801Increases speed by 25% I think.
>>533900607Daiwa hugs and kisses!
>>533900802Shut up Sazuka is good for front runners
Condor is decent for med/pace chasers
I have no idea about Spe
>>533900861>Sirius is a domineering mean girl but the game implies she's so self-centered and in charge because the people around her treated her badly in the past or just gave bad advice in general, so she came to the conclusion that she could only rely on herself to succeed, she picks a trainer who seems like a pushover with the idea that she won't get in her way, but you become somewhat more equal partners as the story goes on. Fuck, I'm sold. I WILL get her and I WILL help her win
>>533900802good pulls anon
>>533900898the 9th
we have a timeline for everything in the op
Gray horses are so cool...
>>533900967>>533900424Linked the wrong post sorry
>>533900982t-that's not Spe
>>533897776Why don't they try for other french g1s instead of this
seems like a death trap
>>533900948>watching the movie>she seems like a nice fella>BAM tits out when racing Pokke
>>533900969i like her face
Bros I keep getting disconnected...
>>533900969Evil, Gold Ship is a dumb softy.
>>533900801gives you the zoomies
>>533897776>Nakayama Festa>Orfevre >Gold ShipThe seed is strong...
Jesus Christ are there any non mentally ill horses
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I could replace Marvelous for it on witless runs for the tail held high I guess...
>>533900861>>533900986is Sirius's canonical trainer female in umamusume?
>>533900784I'd say I'm hovering around a 60% WR in here so here's my 2c, Golshi + 2 pure debuffers has the highest ceiling but the lowest floor. Like
>>533900896 said, RNG can fuck you hard if one of the debuffers don't use their entire arsenal not to mention Golshi can be Golshi and just get blocked. But man, when everything goes well, she can go 9 to 1 in a flash
>>533901081>connectingNO NOT AGAIN
>>533901071thank you anon I'm very good at faces, bad at everything else
>>533901085gold ship pourpose is to make fun of me and degrade me
>>533900982For a sec I thought I said something wrong lol
Thanks for the info~ (it's teio lol)
>>533901003*Smooooch*
>>533901052I keep confusing them
servers shitting the bed for anyone else
>>533901081>>533901125APPOLOGY CARATS ARE NEEDED
>>533900896>>533900840Grass Wonder it is then, thanks anons
Bwos I'm COONECTING again are the rerollers back?
Is S pace better than S medium?
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>>533901125anon im scared
>>533901042these poses are kinda stupid.
>>533900861>she's so self-centered and in charge because the people around her treated her badly in the past or just gave bad advice in general, so she came to the conclusion that she could only rely on herself to succeed, she picks a trainer who seems like a pushover with the idea that she won't get in her way,Oh ouch I feel extremely called out by this
>connecting
not like this...
I got the (a)sexual Uma from the SSR ticket giveaway!
>>533900727I guess I did a misstep in my thought process. This is what I meant to forecast, but I guess this is too much work and an extra layer of RNG. I was just so excited to get those three good skills in one Uma and not having to worry about RNG Hint crap. Playtime's Over is already a huge bitch to get and Up Tempo is the only reason Tyachon is in the line up to begin with.
>>533901218they're all equally important, you won't be uber competitive unless you have S turf, S med, and S style
>>533900784Personally, im using dominator tachyon
>>533901102Mayano is pretty levelheaded. She just likes (You) a lot.
She broke the servers...
Any other Narita Taishin fuckers in this general?
holy shit my third onsen ticket with Suzuka
she really was made for me
Deploy the SSR make debut ticket
>>533901219King argentine is a stand name if I've ever heard one
>KINGU KURIMSONU>KINGU ARUGENTINU
>>533901085>>533901071Gold Ship makes fun of you in public so she can have you all to herself when alone.
>>533901105I got that as well and it seem VERY nice for all the stamina needs. Has some slightly better stats at M0 than my LB2 Diamond.
>>533901291what the FUCK she literally assaulted me
>>533900969Draw it but with Bakushin,its more her style
>>533901265That is...going to take a long time
>>533901291Holy fuck what the hell is with this wife level
>>533901291>traina found dead after tackled to death by uma
>>533901287cute Teio feeding McQueen
>>533901057it's because it's basically the french arima kinen+japanese derby or american kentucky derby. it's THE race of the nation
>>533901102There are a few.
Which running style is better for Mayano if im building her for CM?
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hear hear
captcha jaghgs
Use my 0LB Kitasan and borrow MLB Super Creek or use my 0LB Super Creek and borrow MLB Kitasan? 3 speed and 3 stam considering the above or 4 speed 2 stam or some other combination? This is for a medium/long front/pace uma .
>>533901407I haven't gotten a 3* Spark in like 60 career funs already. I am not doing so good and won't have anything ready for CM...
So for Support Cards, what are the most important stats outside of skills? I see a few people say Mood Effect and Friend Bonus are both the most important, as these are the additional stat modifiers when training with a character at orange friendship. You increase your stat gains significantly with them.
>>533901102Rudolf and McQueen seem pretty normal, Oguri too, she just has a eating disorder
NTR also sounds like she is of sound mind
>>533901102what counts as non mentally ill, super creek and maruzensky seem pretty put together,
>>533901490MLB Kitasan with 3 speed 3 stamina
>>533901490borrow MLB kitasan, creek is mostly for skills, which you still get at 0lb
>>533901503Dont hyper focus on CM, its not worth it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWWWCjOfKVY
>>533901057They do and they win, sometimes, but L'arc is the big one
>>533901219>king argentine>black
>>533901490>use my 0LB Super Creek and borrow MLB Kitasan?That one. Super Creek is only for the Maestro skill iirc.
>>533901417>tan>tummy>embarrassed
>>533901505Specialty rate and training bonus. The rest is dependent on the scenarios.
>>533901490Take 0 SC if you just want her skill, burrow h
MLB SC if you want to train Stamina.
>>533901417https://files.catbox.moe/e1gwul.mp4
goldhship
eviscerate those fuckers
>>533901550isn't that kinda lewd?
Any clubs open?
809845948637
is hint frequency only for that card's hints?
>click hint
>no skills, +6 stats
>click hint
>no skills, +6 stats
>risk 79% failure, click hint
>no skills, +6 stats
How the fuck is this allowed holy shit
>>533898778God damn, Festa sounds like that? doesn't matter, El steals the entire show every time she's singingsorry Yui-chan
Diamond what the actual fuck is wrong with you? This type of shit is why the Dreamcast failed.
>>533901578Damn, this make me very demotivated.
>>533901553Maruzensky is okay, Rudolf and Biwa are also rather well put together with their problems being normal stuff that they handle in a mature way. Super Freak, as much as I love her, has a borderline traumatic obsession with babying people
>>533901756what's wrong with Diamond
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>>533901505stats in red is most important, stat in blue is nice to have but not required. Also asteric on specialty priority, while you do want this high on cards you want to hit rainbow on a lot like speed cards aka kitasan black, you want this to be low/nonexistant on cards you don't want to be on training a lot like ines fujin the guts card.
>>533901291CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTE
>>533901707meanwhile Sweepy handing me slipstream literally every time I'm playing a front runner, but when I'm playing anything else she doesn't give a single shit. Fucking brat
AAAAHHHHHH PLEASE LET ME PLAY A HORSE OTHER THAN THE ONE I'M FARMING SPARKS ON CYGAMES-SAMA
>>533901853she will never take her sister's trainer, right?
>>533901891ive been stuck trying to get a 3* on maruzensky for like 6 days now, really tilting
>>533901820 (me)
and OF COURSE she gives me ANOTHER hint for slipstream as soon as I post this
I'M GONNA DESTROY HER HAT AND YOU CAN'T STOP ME
>>533901219>Not a literal horse headed mandevoid of sovl may, as well just AI slop an entry
>>533901756The one on the left is just better though?
>>533901503>have a great run where I get all the hints I need and get 600/600/600 with CM deck>3 shit sparks
>>533901756>0LB seiun sky>70 special priorityhuh?
>>533901923alls fair in love and war, and diamond wants to surpass kita in all ways.
>>533901923???
All trainers are Satono property
>>533901756she does have like 2 events that give +20/30 stamina
>>533901853She's actually insinuating she's gonna eat your ass.
>>533901505The other anon answered you, but also keep in mind Initial Friendship. I enjoy Mayano Top Cun in specific runs because her friendship bonus is pretty good as an SR, Initial Stamina and Specialty Priority are great, but no matter where she's capped, she starts at ZERO, so you have to work to get up to those bonuses for more turns than most would like.
>>533897776Can Almond eye win if she went to L'Arc?
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this any good at 0 uncaps
sweep tosho banner when?
I love her so much bwos she is so cute and adorable and funny and lovely and spooky and cute
>>533902024you need to eat like -20 energy for the first and -30 energy for the second though
SUPER CREEK BANNER WHEN
I WANNA ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLL
>>533901801Why wouldn't you want them to be on training?
>>533901801>doesnโt include mood bonus with friend bonus and training effectiveness>entirely ignores flat stat bonuses>ignores race bonusesBroโฆ
>>533902116roll some horses
jgjgj
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>>533900802I used my 4 pulls too, and got kinda robbed
Just a few more days and you guys will know pain
>>533902071we'll never know cause the 1 time she went she couldn't compete cause she got sick on the ride over.
>>533902239what kind of training is this
>>533902115Yeah, but if you get them early on they're pretty good because unless you're getting lucky with supports lining up where you want them not much else yields that much per training.
>>533902119the stuff is top priority. flat stat bonuses and race bonuses are nice to have but not required. And it really depends on the stat in question too.
>be mook horse
>train your whole life for an opportunity
>finally selected for a G3 race
>wtf some bitch showed up in her signature race outfit on race day
>mfw this music starts playing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9y0G62F9PVE
2* make debut ticket which banner did you pull?
>>533902229>got sick on the ride overShame, guess they didn't see that coming
>>533901642The game was more light hearted
The anime was cruel but it is what it is
The real life though, yikes
>>533902083>12 skills>Can't inherit the gold version of acceleration>Relies on you having an end closer that isn't gold ship or sparks for it>Roams which means you aren't going to get as much stamina as you'd want out of training
>>533902083She has some decent skills
highlander
groundwork
corner connoisseur - one of the few acceleration skills in the game, it's gold too
no idea how she works as a stat card though
>>533901641yoku ganbatta jibun....
>>533901998>Unique EffectAmplifies the effect of mood when training together (15%)
Increases the frequency at which the character participates in their preferred training type (20)
>>533902196>1753 shoesBro how much have you been fucking playing this game?
What exactly makes this card so bad
>>533902383pretty sure the make debut tickets are only the make debut pool meaning the stuff that was there at launch. the pink tickets are the ones you throw at banners
>>533902191Can't believe Kitasan cheated on her with Almond Eye...
>>533902417>The real life though, yikesWhat happened to real rice shower?
Waiting for Almond Eye's Scenario
>>533901853Those armpits on Satono Crown needs to be impregnated!
>>533902531why? just pick an SSR
>>533902083The CM parent deck was updated to include her for straightaway spurt but I think it's trolling. The skill is useless in that track
>>533902363I love this song, it begins like ace combat and then the final spurt is just :DDD
How many free rolls do we get during Goldshi week again?
>>533902071Impossible to tell, how many people predicted that she would come 9th in the Arima Kinen?
>>533902470>>533902495You could say the Satono PR department is getting a bit... sloppy.
>>533902545broke leg during race, put down right then and there
>>533902521All of the hints you get are for really shit end closer skills. All of her events are also incredibly fucking shitty, the random events all give you guts, and the little chain event has no choices and it gives you fucking unyielding at the end which is not good.
Threadly reminder that Satono Island is a Mejiro psyop
>>533902545Rice Shower's owners wanted him to run one more race before retirement, when he was old for a race horse.
He suffered such a severe leg injury that they had to euthanize him on the track.
The injury occurred because they were using harder turf than normal on the track.
His Jockey noticed Rice was injured and tried to go slow, but Rice accelerated.
>>533902521No specialty priority means its a roaming card, but it has too little training effectiveness compared to f2p nice nature to be a good one. It has no race bonus either and its only redeeming qualities are mood effect (worse than training effectiveness) and hint levels/frequency, and its skills are worthless.
why cant i cleat this air shakur i got
is it because i levelled
>>533901641why can't she be normal instead of teasing me like this?
Tosen jordan a cute, when do we get her?
Post deck and stats for Evil Nature
>mayano's whole career was because you said brian was a really good runner so she wants to prove she's better before rapes you
This is the weirdest career I have read so far
Surely the future ones wouldn't be as weird lmao
>URA semi-final with 50% Energy
>trains Wit so I can have risk-free training on final turn
>final turn has no rainbow
>except for Wit
Why's it so hard to join a club? 90% of the clubs in the rentry don't show up in the search.
>>533902191Teio will not be beaten!
>>533902521shit skills
shit events
shit stats
shit everything
a plain irredeemable piece of trash
reportedly MLB Air Shakur is almost as good as 0LB Fine Motion in JP after they went out of their way to buff her.
I still don't know who to use this on. I already have Taiki and I already rolled my umawife. I'm thinking Maruzensky so I can farm the shit out of her inheritance and clear Teio Sho, the only G1 I haven't cleared. Thoughts?
>>533902961its because they're all full, you need to wait till there's a vacancy, join a rando club, or make your own uma club
Why didn't Cygames announce a new Uma Musume fighting game at EVO?
>Nice Natures life was potentially saved because of Rice Shower dying like he did
>>533902946try super creek
its weird but also good, made me go gosling a little even though I have a gf
WHEN can I roll for brown horses?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
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>>533902946>Surely the future ones wouldn't be as weird lmaoOne of the future girls literally gaslights you and kills all of the potential trainees that would end up going with you because she wants you to pick her, it gets weirder, bro.
>>533903027I NEED to beat the shit outta Teio
>Connecting for more than 30 secounds
I can feel a 9th place incoming...
>>533902961they're full if they don't show up. just come back here during peak time and ask for a club, right now it's kinda dead
>>533902993I hear air shakur actually has a niche in a certain event or campaign? don't know what that's about though
>>533902918In 3-4 months.
>>533902354>the bonuses that increase your training are top>except not the other bonuses that increase your training>and the bonuses that increase your training donโt matterBro the only useless thing on a card is the fan bonus, everything else matters and ignoring them is dumb
>>533902946Hishi Amazon helping out Mayano just to stick it to Brian was great too
>>533903057September
>>533902617where can i find that just out of curiosity
>>533903021>>533903112Apologems better be in the making.
>>533903112>Oguri>Derbywtf this is not possible
>>533902689>Hope you have lots of end runner vros
>>533903059LICK LICK LICK LICK LICK LICK LICK LICK LICK LICK
How good is Yaeno's unique? Ramp Up I know is pretty mid but gold skill versions can sometimes be a huge difference
>>533903061>One of the future girls literally gaslights you and kills off other potential trainees you might pickUH... what the FUCK are Director-san and Tazuna doing?
>>533903092WTF it's not even wet, that thing is completely drenched, how does that even happen
>>533903171Honestly, I've stopped running it since it doesn't give elated coverage for winning.
>>533903018i dunno man, you do you. Remember that it's your only choice ticket so choose the horse you won't regret
>>533902967Sex with this middle schooler
Using Tosen Jordans twintails as handles!
>>533903185Is this /biz/?
I'm running out of clocks.
>>533903245>6LAbsolutely stamina checked
>>533903185i'm becoming a gold ship enjoyer and even i don't think she needs shakur, at that point just use narita taishin
>>533903152mood bonus is a shit stat. it's even a detriment sometimes. it doesn't modify the whole stat, it modifies a percentage of a percentage. at best it's +1 stat
Which uma would have the most cringe inducing moans during sex?
any anons with a Yaeno I could rent?
>>533902521>>533902993not that anon but should i crucify mine
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How much stamina do I want for medium CM?
>>533903312Get better horses.
Nature died 2 years ago
you are too late
>>533903027i don't think owners would sign of letting you beat the shit out of their honses
>>533896391Haven't seen this in forever
>>533902967>>533903256Half of Teio's art is her domming her trainer, and the other half is her being a sperg.
Which one is accurate?
>0lb tazuna from ticket
why would i need her when i already have SUPERIOR NINGEN at MLB????
>>533903112is it Cygenerous time?
>>533903404750-900
750 with 2 gold skills 900 with one i believe.
it seems to pan out from what i've seen of the cm practice runs
>>533903394Manhattan cutefe
>>533903457Tazuna is far better of a card than Aoi.
>>533903379Mood bonus is never a detriment
Yes itโs applied at a reduced rate compared to training bonus but itโs also printed at such a higher value
I seriously donโt get the idea behind going
>well this stat gives you 10% more stats from training so itโs good>but this stat gives you 10% more stats from training so itโs bad
>>533903057special week is in the game already
>>533903208>implying they even found the bodies>>533903381Chiketto would have breakdown over the fact your balls are such hard workers yet they get no appreciation from anybody.
>>533902865Nah, the super What-if? Urara boss will be her getting possesed by one of ghosts of a racehorses that never lost
Girl who always loses is possesed by a ghost who always won, it would be really funny
Take a pick from the list
>>533903491Manhatten covfefe
>from great to awful in one failed training run
REEEEEEE
>>533896391Now post the mollusk saga
>>533903136I'm a globalbab so I dunno, but I find it really hard for that piece of garbage to be of any use. It's just too grim of a card.
They do give her one of the best stamina cards ever as an apology in the future, so there is that.
>>533903385Yes. And burn it with fire if you have the option.
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Jungle Pocket
>>533903404Should help as a baseline but here, you just want something in between 700-900 but it also depends on how many gold skills you end up getting, so calculate as you go.
>>533903058you gotta roll Taishin Kido-chan
>>533903656you need slightly more stam here to counter all the evil natures and other debuffers.
>>533903549You're telling me they wouldn't get suspicious about so many trainees disappearing?
All who were potentially going to be trained by a specific trainer.?
Would this Taishin do well in CM?
>>533903585Eclipse is already mentioned so put her in or Kincsem since she's the most mythical
>>533903646Gaslighting Pokke to have sex with her Trainer (me) as a way to reach the strongest uma epithet!
>>533903208You know how Gold Ship and Orfevre got pissed and attacked people out of anger? Dream Journey attacked with the intention to kill.
>>533903646My wife is so cute
>>533903404It depends
>Building anyone that isn't an End CloserYou will be tanking all of the Nice Nature debuffs, so about 900 + 2 gold recoveries or 700 + 3 golds to be safe
>Building an End CloserYou'll probably tank around 2 debuffs if both your opponents run Nice Nature, so 800 + 2 golds or 1k + 1 gold will get you over the line with a little extra to be safe.
>>533903720you know the dril...
host it...
>>533903058Urara and King Halo?
Different flow and diffent angles but same message, "Go balls out"
Urara finally felt what it is to go balls out AND fail Arima so she cried
King Halo has been going balls out 24/7 which is why her career is allover the place. what is she even doing?
>got gold city from the ssr ticket
Kinda shitty but you shouldn't look a gift horse in the mouth
>>533903656So umas like Super Creek and Tachyon can get away with under 800 stam with just Maestro+uniquie?
>>533903058Is this Yakuza 3?
>>533903720>no let's pump some ironare you even trying to make it to the front bro
>>533903781Stop typing and go to sleep, Rudolf
unironically how do you get 1000 stamina and enough speed and power and wit to actually win ura?
>>533903782Not on CM, no, in actuality you probably want more than 800 because you have to take into account the fact that a lot of fucking people are gonna be doing Vile Nature builds so you are going to get debuffed out of the ass and lose your stamina pretty quick.
>no Fine Motion
>no Super Creek
>no Kitasan Black
>saving all my carats for Eishin Flash
this is how I rebel
Just got this two turns in
>>5339039233 spd 3 stam decks
>>533903585>urara speaking hungrian out of fucking nowhere
>>533903656Gold skills as in only blue skill like Swinging Maestro? What about gold like Professor of Curvature?
>>533903741So, they made her an actual psycho murderer in game?
Hot.
>>533903942>two turns in>didnt take charm
>>533903924Have a Tachyon at over 900 stam / 400 guts with maxed speed but only around 700 pwr and 500 wit, was looking for an excuse to pump the other 2 stats up more
>>533903536Because it's not affected by rainbows, it's applied after rainbows. So it's basically non existent where as flat stats applies before rainbows and can be modified by training effectiveness and the like. Mood effect does Only this
>>533903969Swinging Maestro is a gold blue skill yes, PoC is a gold yellow skill, so not those, the graph is taking only into account the stamina recovery gold skills, like Swinging Maestro, Gourmand, Cooldown, etc.
>>533894968I think it's because our rank is in the 300's, now.
>danchou calling out slackers in our club for getting less than 2M fans in 4 days
I'll let you know that just today I got *checks notes* 1,657,779 fans. I'm doing my part o7
>>533903962kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-UWR7j32iE
>>533904000Because clearly I will get it soon from Sweep Tosho!
>>533903693its never brought up. apparently shes great at hiding the bodies
>>533903585>>533903732What about tokino minoru?
>>533903942>he took strengthit's literally a 30% chance that's like playing russian roulette with 4 bullets in the chamber but i shouldn't be talking because i took it too my first time and it worked
>>533904159But what is your fans per run?
>>533904159How the HECK do you get more fans i barely get 300k in a single run
>>533904048That should be more than enough if you also have Swinging Maestro, since Tachyon already has her own recovery skill. At this point it's just a matter of waiting, and if anything people can always host a room and you can give it a shot and see how she fares.
>>533897347Mejiro Ryan is cool, cute, and an excellent parent when 3 starred. Suck it.
>>533903585>kincsem>54 out of 54 victories>Kincsem also had a rather... peculiar way of running. She would often slowly walk to the start with a lopsided gait while slouching with her head bobbing, or as the news back then call it "...like an old gal with rheumatoid arthritis." Sometimes she'll start munching on grass and basically refuse to properly stand at the line until they just gave up and let the race start without her. >Then she'll continue to chew, and chew.. until she suddenly decided to run and proceeded to crush all her opponents despite giving them all a MASSIVE headstart. Yeah, Golshi Warp has nothing on her. And no, this isn't a one time occurence. >But she still won ALL her races.what the fuck
how is this horse not talked about more
>>533895086Right has too much makeup and looks fake.
>do one final run
>first time 3 star blue and 3 ura finale
>on fucking matikanefukukitaru
dude i don't even know anymore this came out of nowhere
>>533904209Tazuna would need to go into a coma first for that to work
>>533904210pretty sure it's 50/50 the others are higher going up to i think like 80% at optioon 4?
>>533904229Spark farming.
EVERY SINGLE SSR I GET IS GUTS
AHHHHHHHHHHH
>>533904318why did she moan
>>533904159Are you in umao?
>>533904229Idk 360k should be the min for any racers that can gobble up jap cup which gives you 50-60k fans / win
just got error code 100, Im fucked, fml
At first I wanted to run 2 debuffers 1 ace but aren't you just fucked if your single ace randomly shits the bed
>>533904250BLESSED BY THE HOLY SPIRITS
>>533904229Run Japanese Derby and Japan Cup, with good race bonus that's enough to take you to 320k assuming you run no other extra races. Add on other races and you're hitting 400k+ easily.
Woah who is this cutie when can we recruit her
>9th
>13th
>1st
I hate late surger so fucking much
Literally the most dogshit running style with a billion drawbacks for no reason with absolutely no advantage over any other style
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>>533904291yeah i think it's a 50/50 gametora is just drunk
>>533904236It's from a time where records are dubious at best, always take everything with a grain of salt
I mean you read it, it literally reads like a myth than anything
I'm more surprised Kincsem isn't one of the 3 Uma Goddesses
>>533904470That's why your ace needs to be invincible. and honestly gol shi is prolly the best horse for that cause she gets lots of speed/acceleration/and stamina just from her career.
How does this make any sense?
>>533904229ive got over 500k on virtually every maruzensky runs for days on end now, just run all the g1s
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>>533904567HUMANS
WILL
NEVER
LOSE
TO
UMAS
>>533904058I really hated when I learned this the hard way in card analyzing, thinking it was great because it affected the sum. Then realizing that's not how it works, it affects the base mood addition made me wonder what's the point. I guess it's still fine if your deck pushes something like 200% Mood Effect, small things like that will still add up, but my simple "I like number go up" excitement took a dip.
Global shall make ใฆใใชใชใชใช great again.
>>533904534prolly cause she was just a decent racer. not basically the seed from which all japanese horses come from
>>533904567Max rank Aoi seems to have better energy reductions
>just want to zoom through the dogshit dead run
>game insists i play the shitty claw game
>>533904567The numeric values are funky, I presume.
How do you even get this? Intense Gaze is only on Golship/Taishin but none of their events are a 50/50 drop between it and Petrifying like some other gold events.
>>533904495>"who is this cutie">Her name is literally on the image he posted
>>533904229G1 spam (when possible), cards with fan bonus also help, etc. Running both the Derby and Japan Cup (and Arima Kinen if your hors has long aptitude) will net you a fuck ton of fans if you win, so try running those.
>>533904228Uh, I don't know, but I consistently get 400,000-ish most of my runs.
>>533904430>>533904628Uma&Co
>>533904424The anime ruined how cool Special Week is in game.
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2nd
2nd 2nd
2nd 2nd 2nd
2nd 2nd 2nd 2nd
FUCK YOU SAKURA BAKUSHIN O
>>533904567aoi's numbers > tazuna
tazuna's events > aoi
>>533904747Trainer is at fault
>>533904665what about her skills? tazuna has more energy regen dates, guranteed tail held high, and concentration
>two in a row
At least it wasn't Air Shakur haha...
>>533904567aren't those calculations dependent on which cards you've selected for your deck and which uma bonuses you have
>>533904747As expected of the class rep.
You know what Sweep?
I think you should eat your greens
>>533904747intense skill issue, extremely easy race
>>533904728>Uma&CoIsn't this the club that had multiple carries leaving it because danchou didn't kick leeches? Maybe that's why he's being so strict now.
>>533904797tazuna events don't trigger outside of URA
>>533904841NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>533904868oh so this is a non ura tierlist? huh, didn't think aoi still worked outside ura? thought she got killed too
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What's the point maxing the reporters relationship bar? I saw from the tips saying it has something good happening during URA but I'm not sure.
>>533904747Works on my machine
Imma be real bros I'm starting to get burned out from trying to train a CM uma
>>533904641This is just what's going to happen to all /uma/ clubs here within a year. Some anons are already beginning to burn out from just a month of farming. There is no way half of this thread will still be playing this game by 1st anniversary.
>>533904868Wait, that's super retarded. She isn't even metadefining in URA, why limit her so hard?
>>533904942she gives i think +5 stat to every stat at the end of ura? i think its +4 at orange and +3 at green?
I like the way Tazuna says monies
>>533904728ohnononono
Thank god I jumped ship, sometimes I just wanna let my tp cap or do some shitter runs or read the story or something
>>533904470Just run the 2nd debuffer as your backup ace
>>533904951They don't you to know this but you can stop farming any time without missing much.
>>533904972>quotaThis is the big reason. Of course you would quit fast if you're treating this game like a job.
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which 2
>>533905029Directors Fan gives +15 so might as well sleep with the Director instead
>>533904513>>533904291the resource doc says its 50:50 but in my personal experience I've got the event probably 10 times and only succeeded it once. I'm keen to trust gametora's claim of 30:70
if its very early and i'm not borrowing a parent, i'll take it, but otherwise it's just not worth the setbacks. Losing the 1/3 means you're set back at least 3 turns on infirmary and mood alone. Including valuing the stats and a chance of infirmary failure can make it 8+ wasted turns.
>>533904857He's strict now because he wanted the club to be top 100 this month
>>533905053yea i'd definitely be below whatever arbitrary fan cap training my cm parents. i failed so many runs
>>533904567What site is that
So why do nimble navigator and no stopping me exist if getting blocked dooms you no matter what
>>533905149>2Bitch I don't even run one.
You think people would borrow this for their Gold Ship? It literally has everything, even if it's not the highest values.
>>533905161I've hit it 5 times and got succeeded 3/2. I think we probably need a bigger sample size.
>>533905254having good navigation lets you bust out of increasingly tight boxes
>>533905146>Put in extra hours per day into the game to earn like 20 bucks worth of extra in game currency>Instead of going to work for a monthly grand total of two hoursthe free 2 play mindset is insane
>>533904857I have no idea, joined fairly recently. But that does make sense, yeah. The playstyle is "Top 100 or better" so I don't fault him for the strictness.
>Trying to farm stam sparks on my super creek
>Having a hard time getting past 1100 stam but can get past 600 easily
>That's fine I'll accept a 2* stam spark for now
>14 runs in
>No 2* stam spark
>Check percentage chance
>9% accounting for the 20% chance needed for it to choose stamina
Well I guess I'm just a fucking lucklet it seems.
Whats the next meta support card banner?
>>533904159Based, wish my danchou would stop being a moralfag and kick the shitters already. We have people that don't even get a million fans in a day.
>>533905281I would I guess, mostly cos I don't have Narita/Curren for their uniques anyways
are you fucking kidding me?? get cleated
>>533905331I think some people are just obsessed with feeling like they're good at something no matter how small said thing is. Such as being "good" at a video game. In quotes because this game's skill ceilling is extremely low and it's mostly rng and numbers game.
This is a fun game, but no game is fun if you are somehow obliged to play it
>>533905367super creek/tazuna if you need super creek, then chill till i think int nice nature, then chill for 2 years for... i forget i think duramante?
>no maestro
>no unrestrained
>no corner recovery
>no moxie
>no claw machine (straightaway recovery)
yeah i dont feel too bad about failing ura finale on this one...
>>533905281Don't think so, Gold Ship wants to inherit Power or Stamina so that she can hit the speed button more and build power at the same time imo. 1* URA Finale isn't enough to put it over the line vs other sparks either. But if it's the best you've got, just put it up and maybe casuals will use it.
I look like this and act like this.
Which uma is for me?
>>533905454Respect the Commander.
>>533905561Boring generic dude? Teio.
>>533905561All of them had girls with different personalities.
>>533905254late acceleration is amazing no matter what (and sideways movespeed is still useful)
the activation condition is honestly the toughest part
Do you also get white sparks from your grandparents?
How good are FoV skills? I can't seem to find any info on them and no one talks about them.
>>533905658believe so yes
>Want to roll for support cards
>Want to save up for horses coming within the next few months
kinda hate this system
>>533905561You acted like 4 completely different people? Are you sure you aren't actually retarded?
HOW THE FUCK DO I GET MORE TOUGHNESS???? THE WHALE NIGGERS INVMY CLUB ARE BEATING ME IN FANS BECAUSE THEY CAN SPAM CARATS FOR ENERGY. LET MY PLAY THE GAME CYNIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGEERRRRRRRRRRRSSSSS!!!!!!
This poor little kid didn't stand a chance...
>>533905717He could have multiple personality disorder.
>>533905717>4 completely different peopleKekaroo
>>533905742just sacrifice one roll of carats, what's the big deal
>>533905681apparently, they suck ass because it narrows your umas vision to front and back and not to the sides. so it makes you more likely to get boxed or something
>>533905804never ever will I waste my f2p carats on anything that isn't peak meta.
>>533905681To my understanding they are only useful if you get your FoV debuffed since the default FoV value in the game is the maximum FoV value.
>muh debuffer
lmao enjoy that dead character, I'll have 3 Aces to actually win the race
>>533905742>trying to compete with whalesthey're called whales for a reason anon
>>533905561I think it's funny there's a lot of 8man fanfics with Umas on pixiv
>>533903467>>533903656This is with 4 enemy debuffers right?
>>533905742My, the bottom 10 underperformers are going to be kicked so we're all grinding as to avoid the danchou's gaze as he sits in his evil ass tower looking at the worst spreadsheet this world has ever seen (data is his passion btw).
>>533905751>Bringing Almond Eye to the recovery room after a race!>Setting Almond Eye on the bed as she sleeps!>Removing Almond Eyes racing spats to let her skin breathe!>spreading Almond Eyes pussy to check her virginity for racing purposes!>inserting my tongue to check her acidity levels for racing purposes!>inserting my penis into Almond Eyes pussy to protect her virginity from others!>making sure Almond Eye is still asleep thanks to my special brew recovery sports drink!>cumming inside Almond Eyes pussy raw to make sure she can continue racing via her children!
>>533905742Use that energy to realize that it's stupid to try to beat true whales on fan count in a pw2 game as f2p sweat.
Imagine being a boy in the first grade and some uma gives you a life long fetish
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>nother speed SSR (non-dupe)
Just how many speed SSR's are in the Make Debut pool?
How do I keep getting new ones???
>>533905965Yeah just use the tags for Oregairu and Uma musume and be amazed at the numbers.. The nips go "literally me" harder than the west.
Why didn't this game get a console port? Do they hate money?
>>533905971I might unironically join Cuma if my faggot leader keeps letting in sub 10 million fan guys in my club. Why the fuck did you let sub 10 million anons in? We are gonna drop out of the top 500 at this rate.
>>533906141>It's not worth it for me to get a PCStopped reading there.
If any club has space would appreciate invite. If I go inactive feel free to kick me.
868589535307
>Club was top 500 all of July
>Aug 4th we are 1700 now
Doesn't feel organic, what the fuck happened
>>533904807I got Air Shakur as my previous Now its Tazuna
I want to uninstall...
Why is anon posting reddit? Is he retarded?
>>533906069this is the hottest horse no question
>>533906225It's a sonygger, when they think "PC", they think some $8000 alienware laptop that performs worse than a $600 desktop or the humble steamdeck
by the way, can the deck even play this?
>>533906141i can see a switch port because japan but thats it
>>533906263Sweaty players are in the right clubs now
>>533906343As far as I know, you can yeah, since the anticheat isn't kernel level so you can just play it on proton without any issues.
>>533906225Probably some kid, any adult that doesn't have a pc probably spends more money on a phone, so that wouldn't be an issue.
>>533905561Your choice of one of the NPC pleb umas, Reed Suspense or Ribbon March, though I'm particular to Heart Blowup.
>>533905561>on the surface i might be the weird quiet kid at the back of the class that everyone thinks is socially ackward but deep down im actually really cool and methodical and if i were to just speak up they'd be charmed and smitten by my cunning
>>533906343Yes. I play on mine. It feels even better to play compared to playing on the phone. The deck's built-in video record also helps a lot when recording replays too.
>>533906263Lazy faggot danchous that don't kick shitters happened.
>>533906480Steam has that built in as well now if you wanted to do it on pc too, just gotta enable some settings.
>>533906525Who's the Yui Uma?
>>533906343I'm playing it on my 5 year old laptop with integrated vega 8 graphics just fine. It's a mobile game it's supposed to run on phones ffs. Consoletards have no concept that a $500 pc can perform on par with their ps5.
>>533906482SEKAI SAIKYOU WA!????
>>533906263same, dancho should kick all the sub 10 million shitters. I saw one that logged once in 3 days literally just to request shoes
>>533905561Daitaku Helios
>>533906263Wow! It's almost like you could only participate in July's rankings if the guild was made in June!!
>>533906604SOU
EL PERRO CACA
JAJAJAJA
>>533906482SEKAI SAIKYOU WA
https://x.com/pakatube/status/1952293621677600889
>>533906393i set a 445k at the start of this week and i haven't got anywhere close since. i have no idea what was special about that run. every skill activated? all 123 finishes? races appeared in ascending potential points order? absolutely no fucking clue, but it might JUST hold in getting me promod to class 6.
>>533906263kita san rerollers joined clubs and are farming fans
>>533906674me playing catch with my son.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/66lU3H2l3T4
>>533904747YUTOUSEI DESUKARA
AAAAHAHAHAHAHAH HAA
>>533906458That arrow between her legs? Yeah me.
>>533894875 (OP)SEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
>>533906736more like town onahole
After a career ends and they assign you these skill sparks. Is the amount of skill sparks you obtain influenced by how high your rating is?
>>533904747>his KING is not 3*I see the problem.
>>533906814nope, its completely random
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I will fill up my team slots this week, for real this time.
>>533906814No, they are completely random I believe.
>>533906814no, it's mostly affected by how well you did. Ratings are usually based on your total stats
but you want 600 at least in a stat to get a 3 star spark at 5%, and 1100 at 10% (realistically it's 1 and 2% because you also have to randomize what stat is chosen first)
>>533906263My previous club was top 600 or something and THREE days before the rewards some niggers decided to quit and tank our ranking all the way down to 1,500 or some shit
That pissed me off so badly, why the FUCK would you leave so close from getting the rewards.
how the fuck is my horse allowed to fail hopeful stakes with 400 speed 400 stam 300 power
>got biko pegasus
my account is truly bricked
>>533906960I think he's talking about white sparks rather than blue sparks.
>>533906814I recall reading somewhere that you have a greater chance to get skill sparks if a parent had them and you get the skill.
>>533907013Only the luckiest uma wins the Hopeless Stakes, it's a common Japanese saying.
>>533907039biko pegasus is really good tho
>>533907013Forward facing Spe icon
Is it really true that the owner gave licensing rights but only if they made her a tsundere with big tits?
>>533907010Yeah I had a few faggots on my club quit cause they didn't roll enough kita blacks and it tanked us by over a 1000 ranks too, really cringe system
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>>533907013because Golshi is a bitch
>My /uma/ club was created for the sole purpose of trading shoes
>Literally no one cares about farming fans
>We are top 500 anyway
Can Tachyon solve a receding hairline?
Asking for a friend
>>533907062For your information.
>>533906814Single circle 20%, double circle 25%. Gold 40%
>>533907186What's that? Cock enlargment? Say no more.
>>533907183people don't blow their load early. the grind will happen days before the deadline. learned that the hard way. "haha this will be easy" then the salarymen came out of the woodworks
>>533907053yea I'm lacking sleep
>>533907101It's a funny anecdote but I haven't seen a source for this desu
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>>533907195>win 15 g1 races>only get 2 white skills sparks
>boot up game
>spend 1500 gems on Taishin's banner
>no Taishin, no Creek
>get angry
>close game
>>533907280>cock enlarges to 5 inch length, from your original perfectly acceptable and average 4 inches>your butthole becomes puffy and sensitiveWould you take it
>>533907186No thanks Tachyon, I like my foreskin
>Just blew 2k carrots on support banner to get some cards
>Kind of really regret it after
>Friend tells me the 11th they are re-running Tazuna too
Ah...
>>533907479I canโt believe there are actual homosexuals in this general
>>533907479>from your original perfectly acceptable and average 4 inchesI know this is a joke, but still...
>dupe
>literally no difference from 0*
motherfucker...
>>533907479>>cock enlarges to 5 inch length, from your original perfectly acceptable and average 4 inchesPost makes more sense when you realize it's 5 PM in Indonesia
what the fuck my mayano is too strong and went in front too much and then she wouldnt ult
>>53390769140k-50k bros...
>>533907772Suffering fro success
why can't i visit the shrine before URA starts nigga
its new year nigga
>>533907691You haven't seen shit... Wait until all the sub 540k get dropped out of class 6 and the latelets promote from class 4
Well I finally got my 2* stamina spark, the monkey's paw is a bitch.
>earning 6m a day
>rest of my club barely gets 300k
>i'm the leader
do i abandon ship
>>533907915we're on our way (still have 2 b+'s to replace)
>>533907691assuming this was taken right before tallying began, i fucking made it.
>>533908025beautiful. thank you
finally rolled a 3star, i guess 3power5stam is usable
>>533907947hey, looks like my 3* speed spark, my first 3* spark ever
>>533907996>6m a dayJust because you're a neet doesn't mean you need to make uma musume your job homie.
>>533906937you got only 14 veterans as well? haha that's crazy
>>533907996tough it out till next month for the rewards, then announce you're leaving
>>533907915bro class 3 is in the 600ks
>>533907772Some uniques are comeback skills
>>533908230i do my actual (paying) job while a chinkbot runs
>>533906756A real girl would never call to check in on you and try to cheer you up. In fact, she would be disgusted if you even showed the slightest vulnerability.
Why do we men create such fantasies? Why do we create these standards that real women could never even hope to live up to? Is it a form of coping with the cruel hand we are dealt in life, or is it a form of delusion? I was once deluded by these fantasies, and then I learned the true nature of the female, and it was not a nice one. No, real women are disgusting, evil, and selfish creatures who only seek to take from us and give nothing in return.
This world is rotten, and the only thing we have left is fantasy and delusions.
>>533908579Built for tickling.
>>533908369Careful with chinkbots, seen someone get banned the other day for a botted acc.
>>533907718Skill point bonus and an extra 3% for specialty priority, though. My main issue is she has fun front runner skills, but the flat 20% hint frequency is the real killer, I'm lucky if I can get three different ability hints before first summer.
>>533907691>Safe with 475kI may get dumped back to Class 5 next week, but I'm just happy I got the promotion carats before Class 6 gets any more competitive.
im feelign hungry... i could use some bread...
Baking a new one. No one else do it.
>>533907195Is there a limit to the amount of spark we can get from inspiration event? If there isn't, getting as much G1 spark and the desired skill spark as possible is a good idea right?
Hold on I'm going to bake an Almond Eye OP
>>533879047 (Cross-thread)
BAKED
>>533909073bro this bread is stale...
FORCEFULLY BAKING A NEW UMA IN SPE-CHAN
>>533909073Finally a good fucking bread. move now
>>533909112just place it in a bowl and reheat in oven
>>533909073There's maggots in this bread, bwo...
>>533906960Is it really that important to get the right stat? Can't I just go with 3 star stam 3 star power and 3 star speed for my parent?
Ok since none of you faggots are actually baking I did it.
>>533607220>>533607220>>533607220
My nature? Nice.
My creek? Super.
My ticket? Winning.
My ship? Gold.
My week? Special.
My falcon? Smart.
My city? Gold.
My cafe? Manhattan.
My motion? Fine.
My memory? Bamboo.
My Sunday? Marvelous.
My road? Top.
My sounds? Earth.
My flight? Northern.
My pocket? Jungle.
My win? Varying.
My reason? No.
I am trainer man.
>>533909219it's not optimal but will be usable, especially if your red and white sparks are also good. As long as you are using all the stats you're getting
I'm about to remove all the JP stuff from the OP and make breads every 750 post if you niggers don't step in to work
We haven't even hit max image limit, calm the fuck down.
You guys are so stupid. Kek.
Golshi week funds drop in time for Smart Falcon right?
>>533909336but bwo, what if someone makes a new thread right after I post? No one's going to notice me...... buhihihi
>>533909054>>533472718>Is there a limit to the amount of spark we can get from inspiration event?
It's still page 9, chill.
>>533908549Is this a pasta?
>>533909345What are they laughing about?
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>>533906268>no ssr in the previous 100 rolls for kitasan>used ssr ticket hoping for any kind of card except shakur>picI think i have the shittiest gacha luck with this game.
I was kinda happy of getting 3 copies of Kitasan after rerolling for like 5 hours but i realize that the rest of my deck is complete dogshit except for some mlb sr (which everybody will have in few months)
At least the horse are cute
AIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>533909572lmao just close the book
>>533909239>>533909551>>533909614>>533909693Heeey, anon. How are ya. Listen, can you do us all a huuuuuge favour? I think everyone would be really grateful if you were to kill yourself. Like, right now. In real life. Be a good sport, will ya?