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Anonymous No.533894875 >>533895906 >>533897267 >>533897685 >>533900834 >>533906812
/uma/ Uma Musume General #1057
Previous: >>533879047

>Game News (EN)
Current Rate Up: Curren Chan (3*), Yukino Bijin (SSR), (SSR), Nishino Flower (SR), Narita Taishin (3*), Yaeno Muteki (SSR), Zenno Rob Roy (SR)
Next Rate up: Smart Falcon (3*), Super Creek (SSR), Tazuna Hayakawa (SSR)
8/7 - 8/22: Golshi Week Celebration
8/17 - 8/27: CM Taurus Cup - Tokyo 2400m, left, spring, sunny, firm
8/21 - 8/30: Legend Race
8/28 - 9/10: Story Event
Timeline: https://honse.moe/timeline

>Game News (JP)
Current Rate Up: Satono Crown (Alt 3*), Cheval Grand (Alt 3*), Win Variation (SSR), Duramente (SSR)
Legend Race vs Sakura Bakushin O (Alt) and Biko Pegasus will be held on 8/7
LoH Long will be held on 8/12, Sapporo, 2600m, right, summer, sunny
Pakalive Vol. 56 4.5th anniversary stream on 8/22
CM Classic will be held in September, Kyoto, 2000m, right, autumn, sunny

>IP News
Umamusume 6th Live Event Autumn Leg will be held on 10/18-19
https://umamusume.jp/contents/event/tnf6th-autumn/

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>All Guides & Resources
https://rentry.org/uma26 (Now includes Tanukis)
Game database
https://gametora.com/umamusume (click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)
A basic guide for newfags
https://rentry.org/umaglobal
Find networks if your region is blocked from the game or client
https://www.umavpn.top/
Seiyuu & Concerts
https://rentry.org/umst
/uma/ POG (Paper Owners Game)
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Umamusume Global Reference Document
https://docs.google.com/document/d/11X2P7pLuh-k9E7PhRiD20nDX22rNWtCpC1S4IMx_8pQ/preview?tab=t.0

>Cygames WebStore allows you to buy jims on any device
https://webstore.cygames.com/umamusume/
>How to link your Cygames ID
https://support.cygames.com/faq/applink_umamusume
Anonymous No.533894931
hors
Anonymous No.533894938 >>533895010
Teio!
Anonymous No.533894952
Can someone explain to me why Cygames hates money?
Anonymous No.533894968 >>533904127
/umagg/ bros why are we excluded from the rentry...
Anonymous No.533894990
Anonymous No.533895010 >>533895092
>>533894938
*smack*
Anonymous No.533895023 >>533895113 >>533895227 >>533896563
augh
Anonymous No.533895036 >>533895081
I donโ€™t like or respect Special Week
Anonymous No.533895038 >>533895116 >>533895134 >>533895182 >>533895328 >>533897279
In this general, we respect THE GODDAMN COMMANDER.
Anonymous No.533895040
This is a national-levels only thread. Regional shitters should get the fuck out and stay in their lane
Anonymous No.533895043 >>533895129
Stamina inheritance with two stamina cards leads to a big deficit of Power, so I have to keep working to find the right balance...
Doing Power inheritance instead and lucking some better rainbows, plus my Medium and Turf pink sparks actually firing off, I could probably manage to make a decent enough CM build. Skimping out on Stamina and making up for it with Swinging Maestro + Breath of Fresh Air + Race Planner is extremely tempting, but probably not a good idea when I can't afford to get Wit high enough for comfortable procs. How are your CM trainee runs going, anons?
Anonymous No.533895045 >>533895426
t-thanks youtube
Anonymous No.533895068 >>533895810
Going to hot springs.
Anonymous No.533895081
>>533895036
Lukewarm take
Anonymous No.533895086 >>533895148 >>533895159 >>533895280 >>533895403 >>533895426 >>533895625 >>533895735 >>533895749 >>533895750 >>533904248
whats your take on French Horses
Anonymous No.533895092 >>533896137
>>533895010
Smack
Smack
Smack
Anonymous No.533895096 >>533895420
Anonymous No.533895098
Thoughts on the French?
Anonymous No.533895113
>>533895023
Oof
Anonymous No.533895116
>>533895038
BANZAI
Anonymous No.533895129
>>533895043
Still working on the parents. I'll work on goldshi once I get her to 3*
Anonymous No.533895134 >>533895317 >>533895485 >>533896867
>>533895038
Anonymous No.533895148
>>533895086
I love Benis.
Anonymous No.533895159
>>533895086
SEX with BROWN UMAS
Anonymous No.533895175 >>533898049 >>533898161
>Season 2 timeline takes place over the span of 3-4 years
>Season 3 timeline covers Kitasan's Junior, Classic, and Senior year which adds another 3 years
I'm not going to question the horsegirl magic of why Kitasan and Dia were aged up at the end of Season 2. But shouldn't the humans also be getting visibly older?
Anonymous No.533895182
>>533895038
>blocks your path>>5
Anonymous No.533895195 >>533895289 >>533895426 >>533895520
Umas have fathers
Anonymous No.533895198 >>533895336 >>533895442 >>533896072
>when your uma wife gets suddenly abusive
Anonymous No.533895227
>>533895023
Could be worse, someone in my club has MLB shakur
Anonymous No.533895268 >>533896046
This sound like
>Wait until I graduate then, turana-san and then we will have sloppy passionate sex
Anonymous No.533895280 >>533895474 >>533895604
>>533895086
Who the fuck is that semen demon to the right?
Anonymous No.533895285 >>533895559
>>533895019
>Is mejiro bright in the game?
Yes
Anonymous No.533895289
>>533895195
haru is pure sex
Anonymous No.533895290 >>533895342 >>533895683 >>533895984
>used 3.5k carats to get Taishin
>...
>pic rel
IT'S FUCKING OVER, FUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOU. These umas are trash

I need to save for Seyun Sky now. Fuck my gay life.
Anonymous No.533895308 >>533895470
I just want to say this image goes really hard, what is the back story here?
Anonymous No.533895310
Good night anons
Anonymous No.533895317
>>533895134
>lust was so great he had to be forced to fuck off
Surely uma Special Week isn't like this, right?
Anonymous No.533895326 >>533895686 >>533896351
I WILL be ready to pull Saiyan Sky
Anonymous No.533895328
>>533895038
>*Blocks your path*
Anonymous No.533895336 >>533895535
>>533895198
Thank god I married my canon girlfriend Curren Chan
Anonymous No.533895338 >>533896651
What qualifies for a horse to be in the Legend Changer song? Like how come Vodka isn't in it?
Anonymous No.533895342
>>533895290
gayest poster in this thread
Anonymous No.533895349
until next week...
Anonymous No.533895362 >>533895443 >>533895467 >>533895491 >>533895513 >>533895673 >>533895779 >>533895816 >>533895937 >>533895957 >>533896008 >>533898017
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Anonymous No.533895403
>>533895086
Inferior
Anonymous No.533895420
>>533895096
Taishin sexo
Anonymous No.533895426
>>533895045
Isn't the song Chinese?
>>533895086
Brown horse wife!
>>533895195
That's cute.
Anonymous No.533895440 >>533896046
Anonymous No.533895442 >>533896315
>>533895198
What if I don't have an uma wife?
Anonymous No.533895443
>>533895362
>3โ€“5M+ fans/day
Suck my horse cock
Anonymous No.533895448
>install JP because I wanted to see if powercreep was actually that bad
>borrow MLB Almond Eyes SPD card
>full event gave me both Professor of Curvature and Rushing Gale
What the actual fuck??
Anonymous No.533895467
>>533895362
Buy an add
Anonymous No.533895470
>>533895308
Orfevre went to France for the Arc and got mogged by Benis.
Anonymous No.533895474
>>533895280
Rigantona, peak unplayable SEXO
Anonymous No.533895485 >>533895585
>>533895134
>he'd have to be forced away from Dober due to his desire to immediately being a second round
I get it.
Anonymous No.533895491
>>533895362
I will NEVER read this post
Anonymous No.533895497
buy ad
Anonymous No.533895507
Anonymous No.533895513
>>533895362
>3-5m fans/day

that's self-harm
Anonymous No.533895520
>>533895195
>father is an uma
>mother is also an uma
>no male umas to be found
Anonymous No.533895535
>>533895336
take care
Anonymous No.533895559
>>533895285
Nice, the thought of this ojousama ignoring tamamamo is too fucking funny.
Anonymous No.533895564 >>533895808 >>533896246
explode will never be funny
Anonymous No.533895567
Post something that is untranslated. And is also not Korean I have no idea how to Korean
Anonymous No.533895585 >>533895710 >>533895758 >>533895792
>>533895485
El Condor Pasa also fucked Dober btw
Anonymous No.533895604 >>533895679 >>533895750
>>533895280
King Halo's dad.
Anonymous No.533895625
>>533895086
sex
sex with both
Anonymous No.533895673
>>533895362
>Chatgpt post
Anonymous No.533895679
>>533895604
Damn I look like THAT
Anonymous No.533895680
Looking for any club invite 826639152146
Anonymous No.533895683
>>533895290
Bricked
Anonymous No.533895686 >>533895830
>>533895326
Bro, this welfare card is actually good.
Upgrade HH as a gold skill.
Anonymous No.533895710 >>533896031
>>533895585
let's be honest, who of that generation HADN'T fucked dober. dober's pussy was so good many horses wanted a piece of that.
Anonymous No.533895735
>>533895086
sexo
Anonymous No.533895749
>>533895086
Stinky
Anonymous No.533895750 >>533895819
>>533895086
>>533895604
>King Halo's dad is brown
NO WONDER SHE'S SUCH A CUNT OF A MOTHER!
Anonymous No.533895758 >>533895852
>>533895585
El also double dipped and fucked Mejiro Ramonu funny enough
Anonymous No.533895762
I also managed to get 2 gold rec skills, so might not be too bad...
Anonymous No.533895776 >>533895912 >>533895959
What are your copes on a bricked run?
>I got a new scene, so the run wasn't wasted
>At least I got two dream glimmers
>It's a trial run, I'm just learning for the next one
Anonymous No.533895779
>>533895362
imagine being in any of these cringe clubs
Anonymous No.533895792
>>533895585
Everyone did, everyone wanted seconds, special week wanted even more.
Anonymous No.533895793 >>533896340
Anonymous No.533895808
>>533895564
who can eat more - Oguri Cap or Saber?
Anonymous No.533895809
Did CUMA change the name to their club, or did they dissolve?
Anonymous No.533895810
>>533895068
Nicely done.
Anonymous No.533895816
>>533895362
Are those numbers on the right a per week quota or per day?
Anonymous No.533895819
>>533895750
>king halo's dad has something to do with the mom being a cunt
why?
Anonymous No.533895830 >>533895956
>>533895686
Sounds like it would only be used as a parent card at best, and so the uncaps don't even matter.
Anonymous No.533895846 >>533895910 >>533896749 >>533896852 >>533897510 >>533897736
Hey everyone

Please use the following filter option in your filter list

/umaeden/i;

Thank you for reading this post
Anonymous No.533895848 >>533895957 >>533896965
>Mindbroke Sirius
>Mindbroke El
>Mindbroke Orfevre
I HATE THE FRENCH
I HATE THE FRENCH
I HATE THE FRENCH
I HATE THE FRENCH
I HATE THE FRENCH
I HATE THE FRENCH
Anonymous No.533895852
>>533895758
based pic
Anonymous No.533895881 >>533895948 >>533896023
Since Cygames was able to do a promotion for the Kentucky Derby what burger horse could they realistically secure the rights to?
Anonymous No.533895890 >>533899279
Where is the umaGPT club?
Anonymous No.533895896
Shut the fuck up Kitahara, I'm going to poach Oguri now
Anonymous No.533895906
>>533894875 (OP)
That's a fucking hideous OP image who was the fucking mongoloid that decided to use it
Anonymous No.533895910 >>533895958 >>533896004 >>533896121
>>533895846
I don't know how to use filters.....
Anonymous No.533895912
>>533895776
i got 0 summer rainbows both times
Anonymous No.533895919
Hey guys Im recruiting for poopden
4chan members only allowed
quota will be 3m/per hour
Anonymous No.533895928
Anonymous No.533895937
>>533895362
>discord mentioned
all your nonexistent clubs are now ignored
Anonymous No.533895948
>>533895881
Skibidi Rizz
Anonymous No.533895956
>>533895830
There aren't that many great strength cards you can uncap easily.
This one has some priority too, I'm trying to be fair here, as far as welfare goes it's good and doesn't 50/50 Gourmand like spe.
Anonymous No.533895957
>>533895362
>3-5 million fans per day
x fucking D!
just play the gacha like it's a job bro!
>>533895848
No wonder Cygames wont let them be playable...
Anonymous No.533895958
>>533895910
same bwo
Anonymous No.533895959 >>533896000
>>533895776
>At least I'm going to hit my 2mil fan/day quota so the danchou doesn't kick me...
Anonymous No.533895984 >>533896061
>>533895290
Kek the 2 ugliest 3 star Umas in one 10 pull
Anonymous No.533896000
>>533895959
based and clubpilled
Anonymous No.533896004
>>533895910
Anonymous No.533896008 >>533896040
>>533895362
ummm I made 2M today which club should I join
Anonymous No.533896023 >>533897753
>>533895881
Skibidi Rizz
Anonymous No.533896031 >>533896197 >>533896391
>>533895710
What is dober's secret?
Anonymous No.533896040
>>533896008
have space for you in cringeden
Anonymous No.533896046
>>533895440
>>533895268
Her divinations told her this day is her most fertile.
Anonymous No.533896061 >>533896325
>>533895984
Biwa and Opera are both beautiful though?
Anonymous No.533896072 >>533896125
>>533895198
>The horses yearn for a strong trainer to seed the next generation.
I can get behind this.
Anonymous No.533896120
Reminder to use all your chips or Nice Nature will eat all of them
Anonymous No.533896121 >>533896174 >>533896260 >>533896268 >>533896324 >>533896623 >>533898548
>>533895910
/\/umaJP\//i;boards:vg;op:only;
/\/uma\//i;boards:vg;op:only;highlight;top:yes;

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/\btectone\b/i;
/nlion/i;
/bald man/i;
/northern lion/i;
#/\bfuta\b/i;
#/\*?rapes you\*?/i;
#/ei ei mun/i;
#/\bcuma\b/i;
#/\bclub\b/i;
#/\bdiscord\b/i;
/umaeden/i;

This is the full list, putting a # in front of a line will turn off that line as a filter
Anonymous No.533896125 >>533896341
>>533896072
Nice, I'm mid so I'm definitely not on an uma's hitlist
Anonymous No.533896137
>>533895092
AAAAAAA TEIO I'M CUMMING
Anonymous No.533896146 >>533896216
Anonymous No.533896172 >>533896235 >>533896307 >>533896503
Are Umas too autistic to be trainers or what? Why aren't there any of them?
Anonymous No.533896174 >>533896882
>>533896121
>ei ei m*n filtered but not mambo
i know what you are
Anonymous No.533896197
>>533896031
lots of kegal excercises.
Anonymous No.533896216
>>533896146
IT'S NOT FAIR IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN HER
Anonymous No.533896229
>see Oguri as their Dirt Ace
>refresh
Anonymous No.533896235
>>533896172
the older uma trainers would rape their younger uma trainees too much, and the other human trainers too
Anonymous No.533896237
turning this shrine priestess into an anal priestess
Anonymous No.533896242
Urasex
Anonymous No.533896246
>>533895564
You will explode from overeating, fatty
Anonymous No.533896254 >>533896389 >>533896405 >>533897368
>>533894353
>he things transporting horses is hard
Not really,you got special transport pens and trailers for horses, and if youre transporting a horse by plane its obviously expensive so its taken care of properly in the first place.
Animals that are eaten get the shit stick transport wise.

On the other hand...
I had a colleague vet lecturing students about exotic animal international transport.
You should ask me how you transport a giraffe in a plain
Anonymous No.533896260 >>533896882
>>533896121
Filtering "club" seems to be a bit much, but I'll be using most of this.
Anonymous No.533896268 >>533896348 >>533896882
>>533896121
It's funny how people can be so fragile that they have to block any post from their sight for merely containing some words in it lol. I'll never understand filterfags.
Anonymous No.533896307
>>533896172
Closest you can have is the two peop
Anonymous No.533896315 >>533896415
>>533895442
Silly your trainee is already your wife you just dont know it
Anonymous No.533896324 >>533896882
>>533896121
no one even talks about these ecelebs in here anymore.
couldn't you at least get all the annoying ritual posters?
your filters suck.
Anonymous No.533896325 >>533896421 >>533896438 >>533896507 >>533896604 >>533899890
>>533896061
Name literally one Uma uglier than Biwa, excluding Opera O of course.
Anonymous No.533896338
Anonymous No.533896340 >>533896475
>>533895793
You know you could try to crop it instead of taking it straight from X.
Anonymous No.533896341
>>533896125
Not a problem
She can fix you
You WILL breed umas
Anonymous No.533896348
>>533896268
fragile has now been added to the filter
Anonymous No.533896351
>>533895326
>bricking account by throwing away free MLB + SSR
Enjoy your rerolls in a month retard.
Anonymous No.533896389 >>533897092
>>533896254
you do you transport a giraffe in a plane
Anonymous No.533896391 >>533903442 >>533903596
>>533896031
experience
Anonymous No.533896405 >>533897092
>>533896254
Knock them out first is my guess. But please do elaborate, I'm interested in how.
Anonymous No.533896415
>>533896315
what if I have an entire team of umas
Anonymous No.533896421
>>533896325
your favorite uma, of course.
Anonymous No.533896438
>>533896325
>Ryan
Anonymous No.533896442 >>533896565
>mfw some fourth-place tokai shitter dares talk to MY Oguri Cap
Anonymous No.533896475
>>533896340
it was faster this way
Anonymous No.533896486 >>533896670
You know what, maybe the cambodians were right.
Anonymous No.533896503
>>533896172
I mean, that's basically rudolf and tazuna isn't it? Even Maruzensky sorta counts
Anonymous No.533896506 >>533896616 >>533896665 >>533896691 >>533896892
So what I've learned over the past thread is that El Condor Pasa should have been the face of her generation instead of Special Chud?
Anonymous No.533896507
>>533896325
Opera O isn't girly enough to lust after, but she's objectively an okay looking boygirl
but Ryan is just ugly even as a boy
Anonymous No.533896542 >>533896569
Anonymous No.533896563
>>533895023
I thought fashionable aryan horse wife is decent?
Anonymous No.533896565 >>533896809
>>533896442
Oh yeah, and what are you gonna do about it, bitch?
Anonymous No.533896569 >>533896795
>>533896542
I like her hat
Anonymous No.533896572
stop making me want to do a tenner for her
Anonymous No.533896592
I like Air Groove the most
Anonymous No.533896595 >>533896764 >>533896802
She gonna get murdered in CM huh..
Got pretty unlucky with rainbow training Iโ€™m running 9* power and 2* speed 6* stam. Should I try again with this set up or change something up?
Anonymous No.533896604
>>533896325
meijiro ryan
Anonymous No.533896616
>>533896506
If she stayed home maybe.
Anonymous No.533896623
>>533896121
>scrollwheels past you
Anonymous No.533896632 >>533896658 >>533896682
Is it impossible for Mayano to beat Narita in the early senior year????
Anonymous No.533896651 >>533896707
>>533895338
The century of the overlord's end isn't even in it and instead we get Shart Falcon
Anonymous No.533896658
>>533896632
no? just mog her with a better run
Anonymous No.533896665
>>533896506
>El taco pasta
>Actually has drive to win and improve
>Sped chan
>MUH SUZUKA SAN
>oh yeah I wanna be the best in Japan I guess but also I just wanna run with SUZUKA SAN
Yes.
I fucking hate this little faggot.
Anonymous No.533896670
>>533896486
where are the ladyboys...
Anonymous No.533896682
>>533896632
>inspirations
>"flat stat bonus at the start"-type of card
Anonymous No.533896683 >>533896739 >>533896825
This is why trainers should only go out with other trainers
Anonymous No.533896691
>>533896506
it was el condor pasa or grass wonder i think. special week got it mainly cause she beat a jetlagged french horse once and her rider said im glad to be japanese.
Anonymous No.533896707
>>533896651
true
Anonymous No.533896739
>>533896683
kiryuin get back to training happy meek, this is why she never wins
Anonymous No.533896749 >>533896981
>>533895846
rpaes yu
Anonymous No.533896764
>>533896595
you know the drill
you TEST NOW and see how it performs

CM room test, 3 uma
ID: 80055127
Anonymous No.533896787 >>533896895
kneel
now I just need vodka...
Anonymous No.533896795 >>533896898 >>533897249
>>533896569
They even have an official sub-unit with hat wearing umas make a fun song just for the hell of it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BzRmdQioIQU
Anonymous No.533896802
>>533896595
just take her to a cm room and test it directly
Anonymous No.533896809
>>533896565
Only one institution in Japan has the resources to feed Oguri, and it sure as hell isn't in Tokai
Anonymous No.533896825
>>533896683
you just want the D kiryun, happy meek will end cucking your future bf
Anonymous No.533896829 >>533896884 >>533897231
>>533892616
how far away is the french campaign.
Anonymous No.533896830 >>533896905 >>533896980 >>533897064 >>533897740 >>533897909 >>533898081
?
Anonymous No.533896852
>>533895846
Rhymes with grapes you
Anonymous No.533896867
>>533895134
Anonymous No.533896882 >>533897070 >>533897154
>>533896174
>>533896260
Its turned off what are you talking about?

>>533896268
>WAHHH STOP YOU HAVE TO READ MY SHIT LOW QUALITY POSTS ABOUT THINGS THAT ARE COMPLETLY UNRELATED TO THIS GAME THAT I POST EVERY THREAD

>>533896324
Im not falling for that one
Anonymous No.533896884 >>533897258
>>533896829
Quite far. We may see it in nearly 1.5 years.
Anonymous No.533896890 >>533897250 >>533897412
Teio SUCKS
Anonymous No.533896892
>>533896506
anon, he was claimed as the greatest horse in japanese history for 3 decades until Almond Eye took his place
Anonymous No.533896895 >>533896997
>>533896787
doesn't FM only become a BiS when it hits MLB? You're going to have that card collect dust for another 2 years bwo.
Anonymous No.533896898
>>533896795
Sometimes I love the Japanese.
Anonymous No.533896905
>>533896830
Based veteran trainer saving his juniors from super freak
Anonymous No.533896916 >>533896962
Oguri and me after the Twinkle Series is over.
Anonymous No.533896945
>ace has some more wit than the other aces with the other stats being similar
>late start/rushed or both
>skills not activating
What the fuck is the point
Anonymous No.533896962
>>533896916
that food wasn't for free oguri
Anonymous No.533896965 >>533897041
>>533895848
I blame the owner's ego for ruining Sirius, losing in France was just the mercy kill for the poor horse
Anonymous No.533896972 >>533897064
Always remember to knock before going into the locker rooms
https://litter.catbox.moe/ypmw40b658cvow4p.png
Anonymous No.533896980
>>533896830
NARITA TOP ROAD?!?!?!?!
Anonymous No.533896981 >>533897337
>>533896749
NOT SO FAST!
Anonymous No.533896997
>>533896895
no... my narrative...
Anonymous No.533897024 >>533897354
Anonymous No.533897041 >>533897731 >>533899427 >>533899584
>>533896965
Wait what happened?
First time I hear this.
Anonymous No.533897049 >>533897347
Special Week hate is forced, the only real hated uma here is Teio
Anonymous No.533897064
>>533896830
RIP to that brave man, saving us...
>>533896972
No wonder Biwa and Tickezo stick around...
Anonymous No.533897070 >>533897485
>>533896882
Oh right, # excludes those lines
Though what's the difference between /b and /\b?
Anonymous No.533897081 >>533897151 >>533897160 >>533897240 >>533897402 >>533897461 >>533897542 >>533897548 >>533897991 >>533898182 >>533898815 >>533899867
>She has one of the youngest deaths out of all of the horse girls, passing at the age of four due to acute heart failure after developing Colitis X.
>Her tendency to stare into cameras whenever they are around frequently leads Vodka and Daiwa Scarlet to actually team up and rescue her.
>The real reason why she wants to appear in the camera so frequently is probably revealed by the words she said in the official website: โ€œplease donโ€™t forget me.โ€
>Aston Machan, being one of the youngest horses to pass away among all horses that were adapted to horse girls, might have some memories from her past life.
>She doesn't want to be forgotten by the fans (you) again. So she constantly stares at โ€œyouโ€, the one behind the camera, to get your attention.
>She also can break the fourth wall, literally asking the players if they remember her and staring directly at them.
>This is to some extent correct because in reality, she was one of the horses being mostly forgotten (largely because of the rivalry between Daiwa Scarlet and Vodka at her time)
>In her story, her condition drops and mind becomes fuzzy whenever spring (senior year) is coming.
>Itโ€™s because the horse died in spring
>In her game scenario, she will be lured by โ€œvoicesโ€ to the seaside and attempts to commit suicide, just to be saved by her trainer.
>Aston Machanโ€™s owner supervised and gave guides to Aston Machanโ€™s horse girl setting and scenario.
This is some brutal emotional blackmail for a gacha but holy shit how can I not spark her?
I won't forget you Machan.
Anonymous No.533897090
Yeah fuck Teio
Anonymous No.533897092 >>533897170 >>533897421
>>533896389
>>533896405
Well in a nutshell, you obviously have to sedate them because its a wild animal and its stressful. Mind you, sedate, not knock out.
Then you have to plan a big plane and to make sure airport security doesnt give your animal a stroke (chinks love doing this, they bring whole goddamn family to take pictures and poke the animal and if you complain they fuck up the paperwork so animal is getting cooked for a week at the airport)

Now, the practical part - you basically make an intentionally smaller cage that forces girrafe to sit down and to angle her neck. Then you better transport her quick because you wouldnt feel amazing if you had to bow for 10 hours. Giraffes usually sleep standing up as well.

And then you plan the end route in a land transport so some overpass doesnt clip your giraffe.

Now i would attach a pic or two but this was like 8 or 9 years ago and i have no idea if i saved them anywhere.
Fucking chinks
Anonymous No.533897110 >>533897310 >>533897367
be honest, are frog horses of a higher caliber than nipon ones?
Anonymous No.533897145 >>533897215 >>533897280 >>533897289
By all accounts, shouldn't Gold Ship dropkicking the Trainer kill them or seriously fuck them up
Anonymous No.533897151 >>533897402
>>533897081
uh... is... is this true?
I might have to roll for her then.
Anonymous No.533897154
>>533896882
Look, I can tell you're a very sensitive person. Maybe this just isn't the site for you. You should check out this site called reddit. There, people can downvote all the comments that make them feel uncomfortable and you'll only have to see the safest, most popular upvoted comments. Sounds like a perfect fit for you!
Anonymous No.533897160
>>533897081
Who?
Anonymous No.533897170 >>533897646 >>533897648
>>533897092
Why are white people like this
Anonymous No.533897215
>>533897145
Trainers are built different.
Anonymous No.533897231
>>533896829
2.5 years
Anonymous No.533897240
>>533897081
Horse lore is serious business
Anonymous No.533897249
>>533896795
Anonymous No.533897250 >>533897412
>>533896890
m-masaka...
Anonymous No.533897257
CM test:
72641413
Anonymous No.533897258
>>533896884
Which scenarios are the fun ones?
Anonymous No.533897267 >>533897441
>>533894875 (OP)
Requesting more art of Umamusumes having their ears touched, stroked, petted, or otherwise fondled. The longer the ears, the better.
Anonymous No.533897271 >>533897424 >>533897430 >>533897445 >>533897490 >>533897505
>you wasted all your free daily energy on failed Haru Arima Kinen careers?
How do you respond without getting kicked from your club
Anonymous No.533897279
>>533895038
>Actually really racist against light brown to orange hair so she'd call Suzuka and Grass albino niggers
>Japanese derby was actually an easy snowball while Grass, Seiun, and El dunked on her irl
>Disqualified from the legend lineup despite being the "Japanese commander"
>Gets bitched by Grass in BOTH grand prixs
Anonymous No.533897280
>>533897145
Only the best can become a central trainer
Anonymous No.533897289
>>533897145
Trainer is built different, he gets kicked by spe for massaging her calves randomly in public before knowing her cuz muh horse autism
Anonymous No.533897310
>>533897110
either french or american. 99% of all japanese horses are decended from an american one i believe
Anonymous No.533897312 >>533897418
>try nice nature
>SLACKER
>INFIRMARY FAIL
>INFIRMARY FAIL
>ENERGY DOWN
>finally cure it
>ENERGY DOWN
>ENERGY DOWN
>MOOD DOWN
Anonymous No.533897337
>>533896981
COUNTER
Anonymous No.533897347 >>533904235
>>533897049
definitely not Teio. Off the top of my head I don't think I've seen a single anon say positive things about Mejiro Ryan.
Anonymous No.533897351
Threesome between (you), TM Opera O and Meisho Doto
Anonymous No.533897354
>>533897024
Sunday's special power is a bounded field just like Archer's Unlimited Blade Works, ok Sunday begin dream simulation, me naked and you and Natie all oiled up for wrestling
Anonymous No.533897367
>>533897110
It's really hard to judge horses due to jetlag.
But if you want to anger the japanese you can say yes to frog horses and baguette supremacy.
Anonymous No.533897368
>>533896254
I fucking love basset hounds
Still miss my guy even though it's been 7 years
Anonymous No.533897402
>>533897081
>>533897151
Aston is super cute but rolling for her will be hard with big value support card banners after her banners
Anonymous No.533897412
>>533896890
>>533897250
it might be because she looks like sora from hololive but I feel like she should be the mascot
Anonymous No.533897418 >>533897476
>>533897312
skill issue
Anonymous No.533897421 >>533897514 >>533897521 >>533897534 >>533897835
>>533897092
animal transportation is the funniest form of art humans have ever invented.
Anonymous No.533897424
>>533897271
*dabs on you*
*quits before you can kick me*
*dabs on you again*
Anonymous No.533897430
>>533897271
Sorry, I'll play only Oguri with MLB Tamamo and Creek for a week.
Anonymous No.533897438
Why is everything about orfevre so excessive then there's goldship just doing her own thing?
Anonymous No.533897441
>>533897267
Anonymous No.533897445
>>533897271
I'm the qm so i can't kick myself
Anonymous No.533897461
>>533897081
This is just sad, man.
Anonymous No.533897476
>>533897418
>fail midway career
>3 star pacer chaser
Anonymous No.533897485 >>533897598
>>533897070
/\bNL\b/i;
Blocks NL but not NiggerNLNigger

/NL/i;
Blocks NL and NiggerNLNigger
Anonymous No.533897490
>>533897271
But I got her to 14th once!
Anonymous No.533897505
>>533897271
I have more fans than you
Anonymous No.533897510
>>533895846
>Barely any filters
How do you use this shithole?
Anonymous No.533897514 >>533897624
>>533897421
someone post that webm of the fish tube cannon
Anonymous No.533897521
>>533897421
Happy Doom Imp noises.
Anonymous No.533897534
>>533897421
this... is just a humliation ritual...
Anonymous No.533897542
>>533897081
>>Aston Machanโ€™s owner supervised and gave guides to Aston Machanโ€™s horse girl setting and scenario.
Yep, I'm thinking I'm saving a spark for Aston Machan.
Anonymous No.533897548
>>533897081
>the Daiwa Scarlet/Vodka rivalry could have been another trio like BNW
damn...
Anonymous No.533897586 >>533898345
>If you win Hopeless Stakes you get called Junior Champion in the intro
gamba time
Anonymous No.533897598
>>533897485
Thanks!
Anonymous No.533897601 >>533897630 >>533897906
Is it worth farming a Playtime's Over, Ramp Up and/or Tail Held High on a parent Uma?
Anonymous No.533897606 >>533897706
New torena here. What's a spark? Like you pull 200 times you get 1 spark free for any horse?
Anonymous No.533897624
>>533897514
Beavers delivers by parachute.
Anonymous No.533897630 >>533897794
>>533897601
Depends on the run style of your ace
Anonymous No.533897646
>>533897170
>oh no a cock scary!
Anonymous No.533897648
>>533897170
>like this
That girl is slightly above average but id swipe her just because of that profile pic.
Anonymous No.533897675
>"Chest with every victory" TT race also gives me a high enough score for me to finally hit class 6
I'm sorry to whoever I bumped off but you didn't deserve it.
Anonymous No.533897685
>>533894875 (OP)
Female browsers, contact me on Discord. Tag: j1bunw00

more so if you enjoy videogames, anime, and all artistiic and creatiiveโ€”whether it's loIi, Pokemon, Fate, Dragon Quest, Limbus Company, Bravely Default, Fire Emblem, /m/ series, Kemono, SMT, Mega Man, Monogatari, RWBY, Digimon, Disgaea or series like , Sonic, 3D SFM, Castlevania, Touhou,and more.Danganronpa, Monster Hunter, Final Fantasy, and more
Anonymous No.533897706 >>533897853
>>533897606
The term spark is used twice
The generic term spark is as you described: roll 200 times on a banner, and you can then buy the banner item
There's also the game specific spark which refers to inheritable skills that an uma gets at the end of a career run. While influenced by stats and races, they're mostly rng.
Anonymous No.533897731 >>533897871
>>533897041
not him but for what I remember his owner made him job all over europe after winning the derby and losing the prix badly made him go back to japan, he tried to make him run in the tenno sho but the horse got a serious injury and his career ended there
Anonymous No.533897736
>>533895846
This user has been RAPED by opera
Anonymous No.533897740
>>533896830
Netorare Creek...
Anonymous No.533897753
>>533896023
If Skibidi Rizz gets added I wouldn't use any other Uma
Anonymous No.533897776 >>533897850 >>533897859 >>533897887 >>533897892 >>533897907 >>533898324 >>533898374 >>533898379 >>533898393 >>533898706 >>533898778 >>533900929 >>533901057 >>533901089 >>533902071
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NNSQ48KM_g

2024: Shin Emperor (12th place) - Rusei Sakai
2023: Through Seven Seas (4th place) - Christophe Lemaire
2022: Title Holder (11th place) - Kazuo Yokoyama
Stay Foolish (14th place) - Christophe Lemaire
Deep Bond (18th place) - Masayoshi Kawada
Dou Deuce (19th place) - Yutaka Take
2021: Chrono Genesis (7th place) - O. Murphy
Deep Bond (14th place) - M. Barzalona
2020: Deirdre (8th place) - J. Spencer
2019: Kisei (7th place) - Christophe Soumillon
Blast Onepiece (11th place) - Masayoshi Kawada
Fierement (12th place) - Christophe Lemaire Lemaire
2018 Clincher 17th Yutaka Take
2017 Satono Diamond 15th C. Lemaire
Satono Nobless 16th Masayoshi Kawada
2016 Makahiki 14th C. Lemaire
2014 Harp Star 6th Masayoshi Kawada
Just A Way 8th Yuichi Fukunaga
Gold Ship 14th Norihiro Yokoyama
2013 Orfevre 2nd (5 lengths) C. Soumillon
Kizuna 4th Yutaka Take
2012 Orfevre 2nd (by a neck) C. Soumillon
Aventino 17th A. Crustus
2011: Hill No D'Amour, 10th place, Shinji Fujita
Nakayama Festa, 11th place, Masayoshi Ebina
2010: Nakayama Festa, 2nd place (by a head), Masayoshi Ebina [The day a Japanese horse came closest to winning the Prix de l'Arc de Triomphe]
Victor Pisa, 7th place, Yutaka Take
2008: Maysho Samson, 10th place, Yutaka Take
2006: Deep Impact, disqualified, Yutaka Take
2004: Tap Dance City, 17th place, Tetsuzo Sato
2002: Manhattan Cafe, 13th place, Masayoshi Ebina
1999: El Condor Pasa, 2nd place (by half a length), Masayoshi Ebina [The day Japanese horses showed the world they could win the Prix de l'Arc de Triomphe]
1986: Sirius Symboli, 14th place M. Philipperon
1972 Mejiro Musashi 18th place Yuji Nodaira
1969 Speed Symboli Out of the top 10 Yuji Nodaira

How does this list make you feel trainer san?
Anonymous No.533897794
>>533897630
Mostly just trying to get something decent for the CM and that set would work on any non-front uma I guess. Plus, I only have 3* Speed and Power Umas so Stamina is a pain. I did get that Seiun Sky card from the ticket today, so that will help with LB2 Diamond and a friend's MLB Sweet Creek.
Anonymous No.533897814
Ouchie
Anonymous No.533897835
>>533897421
fucking lol
Anonymous No.533897850 >>533897993
>>533897776
Tap dance city is a crazy name
Anonymous No.533897852 >>533898123
Got this stinky ass leprechaun bitch from free ticket and i want my money back. Fuck you.
Anonymous No.533897853 >>533898026
>>533897706
Okay that makes sense somewhat. What about adding stars like picrel? Is rolling umas the only way you get new costumes? I think I got a bunch of Tachyons but no costumes.
Anonymous No.533897859
>>533897776
seems like only Orfevre and El Condor Pasa were worth anything when they went international?
Anonymous No.533897871
>>533897731
Oh dear.
That's just sad, poor guy must have had an awful time in Europe only to come back to an injury.
Anonymous No.533897887
>>533897776
>2006: Deep Impact, disqualified, Yutaka Take
They found his stash of doping?
Anonymous No.533897892
>>533897776
trainers don't actually do anything, everything is talent or lack of
Anonymous No.533897903 >>533897994 >>533898038
I've been white spark farming for CM and I feel like I'm getting worse at the game. I'm not sure if its just not starting with 9 star horses, but I feel like I'm pulling 700/5-600/600/300/300 or 900/800/700/x/x. How the fuck am I supposed to get 1200/1000/800/400/400?
Anonymous No.533897906 >>533898091 >>533899762
>>533897601
Depends on how much free time and carats you are willing to invest. A skill spark is about 20%. Assuming you nab like 8 skills the chance of getting 2+ useful skill sparks is 50%. 2* Stam is 10%. 2* medium is 12.5%. so expect a usable parent once every 160 runs.
Anonymous No.533897907
>>533897776
doesn't matter, all of my horses will win 1st place when this track gets added to the game.
Anonymous No.533897909
>>533896830
lmao if you cut the parts you did then it actually sounds like ntr, good thing I actually read her story beforehand
Anonymous No.533897954
Anonymous No.533897990 >>533899096
Tei-o!
Anonymous No.533897991
>>533897081
Is she named after the car?
Anonymous No.533897993
>>533897850
She's in game already as well
Anonymous No.533897994
>>533897903
it really is just luck, I was 800/700/600/300/300 going after senior year summer and then Kitasan decided to stop going to speed training so my speed was barely 950 at the end
Anonymous No.533897997 >>533898059 >>533898217
oh no no globalfriends are already falling for the keibafag propaganda, thread will be really funny once G1 season starts rolling again
Anonymous No.533898009
clock check /uma/
Anonymous No.533898017
>>533895362
I'm certain I'll be way happier averaging 1m a day with a couple friends than this kind of sweatlord shit
Anonymous No.533898026 >>533898336
>>533897853
Rolling is the primary way
When you roll any uma, you'll get a certain amount of stars of that uma, but also statues that can be exchanged for stars at an increasing rate per 25. 1 statue for 25, then 2 for 25, so on until 5.
You have to take 1 and 2* umas to 3* to get their special racewear
Anonymous No.533898036 >>533898162 >>533898193 >>533898240 >>533898370
I don't even know who this is I've never seen her before. I assume the card is bad.
Anonymous No.533898038
>>533897903
double circle affinity + MLB deck
Anonymous No.533898043 >>533899432
very fucking funny
Anonymous No.533898045 >>533898351 >>533898386 >>533898423
What's the best way to learn Japanese in two months. Books? Lessons? Nintendo DS games?
Anonymous No.533898049 >>533898161
>>533895175
Can you tell if a horse is 5 or 25 years old? Yeah.
Anonymous No.533898059 >>533898173 >>533898192
>>533897997
looking forward to all the horrified faces boomers will be making when they see the cosplayers at the tracks.
Anonymous No.533898079 >>533898225
Futa uma
Anonymous No.533898081
>>533896830
Why did you cut out over half of the cutscene?
Anonymous No.533898091 >>533899762
>>533897906
I see. I guess I will go with a more casual mode and not worry about these things anymore. Plus, my latest run I accidentally took off my Ines SSR card, so I am missing Playtime's Over either way.
Anonymous No.533898123
>>533897852
Like what the fuck are you even needed? Rest bonus and mood on recreations? Bitch this is a WIT game, you upgrade horse brain you get better. If my horse feels down and her mood drobs to bad it's on her. Depression is a made up illness, retard. Go play with the dead cat or something. Back in my days women had no right to vote. Uma musume.
Anonymous No.533898140 >>533898229 >>533898861
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQ_amKP8_04
Anonymous No.533898156
uma musume is recreation game
Anonymous No.533898160
How else do you get Left handed? I don't have Suzuka support or character. I'm going to hunt for good parents tomorrow.
Anonymous No.533898161
>>533898049
>>533895175
You tell horse age by its "energy" but mainly by its teeth.
Its where "Dont look the gift horse in the mouth" phrase comes from
Anonymous No.533898162 >>533898418
>>533898036
yeah...
Anonymous No.533898172
Does anyone have the upcoming uma roadmap list?
Anonymous No.533898173
>>533898059
The race track itself must be in cahoots with them or else they wouldn't allow a bunch of cosplayers to crash the track out of nowhere.
Anonymous No.533898182
>>533897081
>Aston Machan
Her trainer canonically goes around in a Aston Machan costume, it's fucking cute
Anonymous No.533898192 >>533898349
>>533898059
boomers aren't even the main audience of horse races nowadays lmao it's women, salarymen and kids, which is a really good thing
Anonymous No.533898193 >>533898418 >>533898440
>>533898036
She gives off same vibes as Welrod from gfl
Anonymous No.533898217
>>533897997
No one will acre as long as they gamble on the horses.
Anonymous No.533898225
>>533898079
Brave and based.
Anonymous No.533898229
>>533898140
Her hair is so cute, reminds me of a starfish
Anonymous No.533898240
>>533898036
still cute gyaru
Anonymous No.533898318 >>533898353 >>533898359 >>533898368
I think I like redheads now.
Anonymous No.533898324
>>533897776
>closest was Orfevre and El condor pasta
if a JP horse ever wins he's gonna be crowned a monster considering how much of a failure it has been for japan in 5 decades
Anonymous No.533898336
>>533898026
Alright thanks. So far despite being a 1 star horse Haru Urara refuses to appear in my many rolls. Can't get her costume.
Here's to good sparks to you for answering me!
Anonymous No.533898345 >>533898516
>>533897586
I NEED to be raped by Belno
Anonymous No.533898349
>>533898192
>you marry the asian qt you met next to the track
Anonymous No.533898351
>>533898045
>2 months
lm fucking ao
Get the Genki books/workbooks, download anki, start a mining deck and study a game/manga you like. Get a good OCR, japreader is a pretty cool tool too.
How fast you improve depends on how much effort are you willing to put in.
Anonymous No.533898353
>>533898318
that's orange hair
Anonymous No.533898359 >>533898435
>>533898318
didn't this bum break her leg and then get turned to glue
Anonymous No.533898368 >>533898510
>>533898318
godspeed anon they're all insane
Anonymous No.533898370 >>533898562
>>533898036
it's her pre-redesign clothes. She doesn't wear that anymore
Anonymous No.533898374
>>533897776
International was never a good idea to begin with, you can't change countries and expect a horse who's been born and ran most of his life in one country to get used to another one and its terrain and air.
Anonymous No.533898379
>>533897776
>Nakayama Festa
Wow, I have more respect for that pothead now
Anonymous No.533898386
>>533898045
>What's the best way to learn
Whatever gets you to interact with the subject you're trying to learn and isn't going to make you quit or get bored off it4
Anonymous No.533898393
>>533897776
i have a secret weapon
Anonymous No.533898418
>>533898162
shucks....

>>533898193
I only know what I know from Gold City but she gives off stacy energy and looks like the kind of popular girl that would pull off your pants and tug your penis with her gloved hands and laugh when you cum too quickly lol
Anonymous No.533898423
>>533898045
You're gonna have to start with the hiragana and work your way up
Don't recommend duolingo
Took Japanese back in college, and wanted to use that app to brush up after some time had passed. Had so many fucking mistakes. Even reached out to my old professor (old japanese lady) and what she saw worried her.
Anonymous No.533898435 >>533898551 >>533898553
>>533898359
Anonymous No.533898438
Bourbon is so autistic, I find her cute in a fucked up way
Anonymous No.533898440
>>533898193
My beloved...
Anonymous No.533898456
Anonymous No.533898510 >>533898637 >>533898645 >>533898669
>>533898368
Aren't all women by default
Anonymous No.533898516 >>533898576 >>533898723 >>533898834
>>533898345
*smoooooooch*
Anonymous No.533898548
>>533896121
Hi, I start playing this game because of Southernlion and bladmonsilver. I can't believe I am now in same group as fucking weeb like you guys. aie aie moon!
Anonymous No.533898551
>>533898435
Suzuka on her way to raep Spica Trainer only to see Spe-chan got her hands on him first
Anonymous No.533898553 >>533898839
>>533898435
Anonymous No.533898561 >>533898675 >>533898757 >>533898769
>career going amazingly well
>nicely ahead of where i normally am at for the time
>all wins
>suddenly get 5th at tenno sho autumn, 7th queen vic cup, 14th derby
>you need more wit! ......500 wit
>mood down
>fail a 4%
>mood down
>rest into night owl
>fail infirm
>night owl -10
>fail infirm
>mood down
fuck you game, whole run botched in like 2 minutes
Anonymous No.533898562
>>533898370
I sincerely don't know what's with the Disney dress redesign for Creek.
She's not a idol princess like Daiwa, and they triple downed on the mommy aspect.
Why wouldn't see be wearing a sweater and camisole?
Anonymous No.533898576
>>533898516
More like slurp
Anonymous No.533898637
>>533898510
this is in fact true. dated a redheaded woman for a month five years ago. i am clinical alcoholic nowadays
Anonymous No.533898645
>>533898510
I was speaking on a relative scale unfortunately
Anonymous No.533898669
>>533898510
I knew what was in the spoiler before I even opened it
Anonymous No.533898675
>>533898561
Meanwhile, in my experience all those mood downs and infirmary visits in the early game usually ends with URA finale wins.
Anonymous No.533898706
>>533897776
it makes me laugh that they treat france as some kind of death riddled battlefield just because japanese horses have never won that race. the fucking music for it is like you're fighting an evil god in a fantasy game or something.
Anonymous No.533898723 >>533898830
>>533898516
Anonymous No.533898757 >>533898883
>>533898561
I don't remember the name of the race, but the medium g1 right before summer
Had a front runner lose out and that green bitch told me I needed more power
I had 500 power
Anonymous No.533898763 >>533898950
>Try to be smart and pick cards that best synergize with my Uma
>Lose horribly
>Brainlessly pick Sweep Tosho, Kitasan Black, Super Creek etc.
>Win by mindlessly pressing buttons
Anonymous No.533898769
>>533898561
>"hmm, yes, I will now fucking explode"
t. your horse
Anonymous No.533898778 >>533901728
>>533897776
The L'arc song they made and performed by a lot of the umas that went is pretty cool. Really gives a shared fighting spirit and drive to win despite everything

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p0cdPPDmtTA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DbKc5E1Cka8
Anonymous No.533898815
>>533897081
>In her game scenario, she will be lured by โ€œvoicesโ€ to the seaside and attempts to commit suicide, just to be saved by her trainer.
i thought this was a game about horse racing not feels
Anonymous No.533898830
>>533898723
BLEH
Anonymous No.533898834
>>533898516
*smooch*
Anonymous No.533898837
still waiting for the aura implementation
Anonymous No.533898839 >>533899092
>>533898553
where is it
Anonymous No.533898861 >>533898994
>>533898140
That's Nice Nature's technique!
Anonymous No.533898883
>>533898757
that likely meant your front runner either got rushed or late started, into a box.
"you needed more power" is always a box issue if your stat looked fine
Anonymous No.533898905 >>533898990 >>533899130 >>533899204 >>533899237
Too many umas with white hair in the middle!
Anonymous No.533898950 >>533899102
>>533898763
>Grey skills, ones with circle/double circle on them
Things for legacies/parents, don't OD on them & make sure they have stats for hint level / rate
>MLB attribute raising cards, gold skills
Things for racers

Enjoy winning
Anonymous No.533898979 >>533899087
ใ‚ฎใƒชใ‚ฎใƒชใ‚ปใƒผใƒ•ใ€‚ใ€‚ใ€‚
Anonymous No.533898990
>>533898905
that's just how horses are. It's like complaining that umas have tails or ears
Anonymous No.533898994 >>533899050
>>533898861
Anonymous No.533899050 >>533899353
>>533898994
g-golshi.... do something....
Anonymous No.533899084
TM Opera O irl
Anonymous No.533899087
>>533898979
>437k
I'm gonna make it
I'M GONNA MAKE IT
Anonymous No.533899092
>>533898839
second panel, left eye
Anonymous No.533899096 >>533899438 >>533899608 >>533900160
>>533897990
Why doesn't Teio simply beat toreina-san to death?
Or tell Rudolf what happened, and then Rudolf will rape toreina-san to death.
Anonymous No.533899102
>>533898950
Yeah, but I can't make good legacies if I can never really win with them. I'm aware it's a skill issue, but it's kinda disheartening that anytime I try in a game, I fail horribly, but mindlessly following metas gives me cheap dopamine victories.
Anonymous No.533899130
>>533898905
imagine if real girls had that white stripe in their hair
why can't girls be real
Anonymous No.533899167 >>533899253
>you, a human being trainer, trying to rape your umas
Laughable!
Anonymous No.533899204 >>533899258 >>533899360
>>533898905
Most of them are related to Sunday Silence in one way or another.
Anonymous No.533899224 >>533899326 >>533899392
uh jpbros? Director just suddenly jumpscared me on summer and gave me 30 energy on the URA scenario. Is that normal?
Anonymous No.533899231 >>533899416
ok, but which umas are into rape play? Who would at least pretend to be overpowered?
Anonymous No.533899237
>>533898905
blame Sunday Silence
Anonymous No.533899246 >>533899372
>play canon triple crown horse
>don't get triple crown
Anonymous No.533899253
>>533899167
if it happens is cause they let you
Anonymous No.533899258 >>533899459
>>533899204
>Comes to Japan
>Blacks everyone
Anonymous No.533899279
>>533895890
Hi hi! I got sick of it since I keep getting raped by my trainees when I just wanted to win the Arima Kinen for them. But not GPT though, Gemini.
Anonymous No.533899295
i finished by career before selecting my skills and got a 3* ura finale but no white sparks
Anonymous No.533899326
>>533899224
>uraraposter doesn't know about the ultra rare "shoes or box of carrots" event
Poetry
Anonymous No.533899353 >>533899442
>>533899050
Okay, I'll rape MacKWEEN...
Oh god she's behind me isn't she?
Anonymous No.533899360 >>533899459
>>533899204
>sired Stay Gold
>is directly responsible for Golshi
Based
Anonymous No.533899372 >>533899949 >>533900041
>>533899246
a good toraina never puts his uma through 3 consecutive races
Anonymous No.533899379 >>533899482
I'm half way to get Spe for free, are they gonna do an event in the near future were I can gather the rest? Or should I just buy the pieces slowly from Tazunas scam shop?
Anonymous No.533899392 >>533899467
>>533899224
yes, the event can happen around the end of the year and is a power check, if you have below 500 the event is canceled and you get a mood down
Anonymous No.533899416 >>533899572 >>533899659
>>533899231
spe-chan
Anonymous No.533899418
>another hat-trick from Taiki Shuttle

She's so dependable!! I bet she would use tons of exclamation points when typing!
Anonymous No.533899427 >>533899584 >>533900113
>>533897041
I'm just a gaijin who binged a bunch of translated secondary sources and there are decades long personal narratives involved so take this with a bucket worth of salt, it's also sad but nowhere near as tragic as some of the other horses.
Tomohiro Wada of Symboli Ranch was the ambitious and respected owner of Rudolf and Sirius, after the success of Rudolf he thought he had a winning formula that he could use to conquer the world.
He had high expectations of Sirius. The horse was off to a mixed start and he demanded the jockey to be changed from Kato to Okabe, Rudolf's main jockey. This set off a larger conflict because the trainer wanted to keep Kato but Wada wouldn't relent, this became a wider conflict between the entire stable and Wada with the stable backing the trainer. They agreed to his demands for one race and Okabe did win, then it was back to Kato and he won the Derby, although he got lucky since the main rival Miho Shinzan dropped out due to an injury.

After this brief semi-successful period in Japan, he was taken overseas to conquer Europe, this travel is a struggle even today. A novel idea that is much more common now was that Sirius would be together with Rudolf, but Rudolf suffered an injury from which he did later recover, but after that plans changed with the idea that being that Rudolf should take America instead.
So Sirius was sent out to conquer Europe alone, throughout his races he was left in the care of a rotating door of local trainers and caretakers with most of the usual staff being left in Japan due to their conflict with Wada. Sirius was only ridden twice by Okabe, and never by his main Japanese jockey, Kato, who was left at home. Besides those two runs he was ridden by a random assortment of local euro jockeys.
While Sirius attained a few top 3s he never won a race in Europe, after the failed tour Sirius returned a broken horse.

cont.
Anonymous No.533899432
>>533898043
nta but seeing this as I'm doing a run, I'M SO PISSED, MY JUNIOR YEAR HAD 5 HINT PROMPTS BETWEEN KITASAN AND NARITA, 4 OF THEM WERE FOR STAT BOOSTS, 1 GAVE A HINT BUT IT WAS ONE OF THE GARBAGE RECOVERY SKILLS NARITA HAS. I GUESS I'M GLAD TO GET QUICKER FRIENDSHIP BOOSTS BUT FUCK.
Anonymous No.533899438 >>533899572 >>533899615
>>533899096
Stockholm syndrome
Anonymous No.533899442
>>533899353
MackWEEN we have to FUSE to beat this mare!
Anonymous No.533899459
>>533899258
>>533899360
based Sunday Silence
when will he be added in game?
Anonymous No.533899467
>>533899392
I've had more than 500 power and failed it
I've also had it show up during classic year
None of the info I find on that stupid event is consistent.
Anonymous No.533899482 >>533899821
>>533899379
Just buy them slowly from the Tazuna scam shop, I'm on the same boat, bro, I think later on they'll rerun some of the legend races so we just gotta wait it out.
Anonymous No.533899504
What link?
Anonymous No.533899527
Forced sex with Gentildonna
Anonymous No.533899572 >>533899698 >>533899758 >>533899770 >>533899972
>>533899416
>Rice on her face
I bet toreina-san is huffing and puffing after kidnapping(she let him) her and putting her on the bed.
>>533899438
WHY the FUCK is there so much Teio abuse artwork?
Anonymous No.533899578
CM test room, I'm going to host 2 more times after this.
76831472
Anonymous No.533899584 >>533900113
>>533897041
>>533899427
Welcomed on arrival by his main Japanese jockey Kato, he said that his horse was unrecognizable, the already kinda hard personality became a hesitant runner afraid of being ridden by people and had chewed off most of his tongue from stress. Credit to Wada, once he realized the horse's condition he put him on a recovery regime but Sirius would never be the same and Kato, while still being respectful of Wada's memory in public, clearly blames him for ruining Sirius with his poor management and ego imo and I'm inclined to agree.
Anonymous No.533899605 >>533899759 >>533899978 >>533900054 >>533900071
Sexo
Anonymous No.533899608
>>533899096
She's into it
Sometimes she wants to be dommed
Sometimes she wants to dom
Anonymous No.533899615
>>533899438
>Korean text
This explains a lot
Anonymous No.533899624 >>533899734 >>533899764 >>533899918
Globalkeks are weird. (You) freaks cry and the sight of any JP text but somehow seeing Gentildonna is ok
Anonymous No.533899659
>>533899416
Anonymous No.533899698 >>533899853
>>533899572
>WHY the FUCK is there so much abuse artwork?
Gooks and the resident SEAnigger hate women with a burning passion
Anonymous No.533899705 >>533899767 >>533899852 >>533899853
Anonymous No.533899734 >>533900287
>>533899624
Go away SEAmonki
Anonymous No.533899758
>>533899572
The more cheerful the girl the more fun to mindbreak
Anonymous No.533899759
>>533899605
pinning down the right one, getting pinned down by the left one
Anonymous No.533899762 >>533900086 >>533900112
>>533897906
I am >>533898091

I just finished that Condor run and holy shit I got all these skill sparks. I feel like this is worth using as a grandparent just because of how stack these are.
Anonymous No.533899764
>>533899624
Gentildonna goes beyond language
Anonymous No.533899767 >>533899853
>>533899705
Is she allowed to do that
Anonymous No.533899770 >>533899853
>>533899572
gooks love Teio abuse for some reason, or maybe it's just some schizo commissioning all of it
Anonymous No.533899821 >>533900180
>>533899482
>getting them one by one is gonna cost me 1,080,000 umapesos in total
Anonymous No.533899852
>>533899705
Anonymous No.533899853
>>533899705
>>533899767
Of course she is, she's the Overlord.
>>533899770
>>533899698
>gooks
ah, makes sense, gook men and gook women fucking despise each other, so it figures gooks would despise a happy go lucky uma like Teio
Anonymous No.533899867 >>533900230
>>533897081
Oh, this reminded me I have to go and translate her manga "Your eyes only"
Anonymous No.533899890
>>533896325
Mejiro Ryan
Winning Ticket
Narita Taishin
Curren Chan
Special Week
Oguri Cap
Taiki Shuttle
Tokai Teio
Gold Ship
Vodka
El Condor Pasa
Matikerfakker
Nice Natty
Daiwa Scarlet
Anonymous No.533899918 >>533900287
>>533899624
No one gives a shit about tagalog, pag
Anonymous No.533899935 >>533900019 >>533900079
do front runners benefit from slipstream?
Anonymous No.533899949
>>533899372
ive literally done it hundreds of times; ive seen skin condition twice and most of the time nothing happens, its not that big a deal

tenno sho > victoria cup > japan cup
Anonymous No.533899972 >>533900087
>>533899572
I think it's hot.
Anonymous No.533899978
>>533899605
Sex with Gentildonna
Anonymous No.533900014 >>533900145 >>533900235
Is she the strongest DGAFer of all time?
Anonymous No.533900019
>>533899935
Nope unless they're so shitty they may as well run as pace.
Anonymous No.533900041
>>533899372
3 is fine, starting with 4 is the one that risks skin condition
Anonymous No.533900054
>>533899605
legs too long
Anonymous No.533900071
>>533899605
imagine the thighjob behind gym storage room
Anonymous No.533900079
>>533899935
Maybe if you breed Cafe into a front runner
Otherwise, no.
Anonymous No.533900082
Does every Tokyo race have a chance to give the Tokyo racecourse green skill during career or is it only G1s?
Anonymous No.533900086 >>533900639
>>533899762
>a new guy
No man,that is terrible. You should focus on learning the game right now and rerolling for the Creek in a week.
Once you get the supports and the feel of the game those sparks will feel like chump change
Anonymous No.533900087
>>533899972
If I was Teio, I'd simply beat toreina-san to death.
It's a simple case of he shouldn't have put me in a self-defense situation.
Anonymous No.533900098
CM Test Room #2
49985655
Anonymous No.533900112 >>533900639
>>533899762
No green spark is pretty bad. You want to raise maru, taiki, and ryan as parents so you can inherit their uniques.
Anonymous No.533900113 >>533900245 >>533900326 >>533900861
>>533899427
>>533899584
Everything I've heard about owners being giga fucking cunts and thinking they know more than the trainers and jockeys does become truer the more I learn, jesus fucking christ, poor Sirius.
Anonymous No.533900145
>>533900014
shes a cat so yea
Anonymous No.533900154 >>533900442
Daily reminder that while anime girls are cute, irl horse racing is a vile circus of the animals being abused and slaughtered. Haru Urara was not a happy cheerful little girl that just wanted to race. She was an abused animal that the owner kept throwing at races hoping to get a return on his investment before eventually tossing it out in the middle of nowhere to wander and die. This is pretty much how every horse in the industry is treated.
Anonymous No.533900160
>>533899096
because I can be nice to her sometimes and now she's confused
Anonymous No.533900175 >>533900361
If I trigger a spark for a race, and then win that race, do I have a greater chance for that spark to be added to the veteran?
Anonymous No.533900180
>>533899821
But you're building to unlocking a character or having some to spare to star unlock them if you get spooked in a pull. There's worse shit to spend money on like upgrading your SSR Air Shakur. And you may claim you don't have one, but you will, Cygames will find a way to taint your account with her
Anonymous No.533900195
Remember to use your RP now before TT locks in an hour or you forever brick your account.
Anonymous No.533900230 >>533900537
>>533899867
Looks like someone beat me to it. That's convenient, I can just steal their translation and only do a little quality checking. This really deserves to have an English version.

I recommend reading it:
https://danbooru.donmai.us/pools/21905
Anonymous No.533900235
>>533900014
No that's Goldship. Seiun is a fake DGAFer, she's too competitive
Anonymous No.533900245
>>533900113
Spe was taken from his human mom because the owner thought he wasn't being trained hard enough
Anonymous No.533900287
>>533899918
>>533899734
>SEAbrowns projecting
(You) will NEVER be white. Cope
Anonymous No.533900326
>>533900113
Yeah, I think it was the owner who wanted to remove TM Opera O's jockey too since Opera's career started a little rocky.
Anonymous No.533900337
Anonymous No.533900338 >>533900469 >>533900693
Explain the benefit of optional races to me. Every time I've tried to do it, I've fallen massively behind in stats.
Anonymous No.533900341 >>533900372 >>533900382 >>533900401 >>533900432 >>533900436 >>533900470
Should I just use these
Anonymous No.533900361
>>533900175
If family lines share the same won G1 races, your affinity goes up. More affinity equals more chance to inherit

You want good mediums long term?Make a line of mediums who always race the same races.
Anonymous No.533900372 >>533900449 >>533900802
>>533900341
Yes, tell us what you got
Anonymous No.533900381
>bro literally pulled out a no u
SAD
Anonymous No.533900382 >>533900449 >>533900467 >>533900802
>>533900341
What the hell are you waiting for
Anonymous No.533900401 >>533900449 >>533900802
>>533900341
of course
Anonymous No.533900424 >>533900532 >>533900721 >>533901045
I admit I used MTL to translate the Opera x Doto image. I have consulted with a japonese person (Real) and have written my wrongs. Please understand
d
Anonymous No.533900432 >>533900802
>>533900341
yes and yes, they have fixed pool. No reason to let them collect dust. Post results.
Anonymous No.533900436 >>533900802
>>533900341
yes. I hope you get supercreeked, *smooch*
Anonymous No.533900442
>>533900154
>how every horse in the industry is treated
unless they're winners...and that's only most of the time
Anonymous No.533900449 >>533900528 >>533900552 >>533900598
>>533900372
>>533900382
>>533900401
is this real are you guys tricking me (NTA but also keeping the tickets)
Anonymous No.533900467
>>533900382
>gets 3 creeks
Anonymous No.533900469
>>533900338
trophies, level up ult, and skill points
you will generally end up with a weaker uma at the end but thats expected
it also works as an optional difficulty level
Anonymous No.533900470
>>533900341
You niggers cleat everything that moves but hesitate when using ssr tickets..........
Anonymous No.533900474 >>533900607 >>533900718
Which horse is the best one for me if I'm into lipstick marks?
Anonymous No.533900528
>>533900449
we are not man, they are Make Debut tickets which have fixed pool. Use it now and enjoy your Air Shakur.
Anonymous No.533900532 >>533900967
>>533900424
>Doto whispering umaspiracies to Opera as Opera is cumming her brains out
Is this advanced brainwashing?
Anonymous No.533900537
>>533900230
seems like an interesting manga, sadly I'm a globalfag and don't this uma yet so I will wait her release to watch it
Anonymous No.533900552
>>533900449
Just use them, they have their own pool that never changes if this post gets a 4 you get Oguri
Anonymous No.533900558
CM Test room #3
57803401
Anonymous No.533900598
>>533900449
You see where it says DEBUT ticket?
Its only the release tickets and the pool wont be expanded. So basically you cannot benefit from hoarding them and you cannot not-RNG them.
Anonymous No.533900607 >>533900980
>>533900474
You can bet she gives nice smooches in the name of being number 1 in everything
Anonymous No.533900639 >>533900727
>>533900112
I am so fed up with Maru because that dumb bitch lost the URA Finale with a 700/600/600/x/300 spread as a front runner in 4th three times.

>>533900086
I meant the grandparent as in "I will use this to farm the actual parent" since it would free up needing to pray that I get the hints and having to use a card deck isn't great. Like using the Condor to farm for 3* Spark units and then using THAT resulting Uma as the actual parent.
Anonymous No.533900693
>>533900338
Don't bother with bonus races at all unless your Uma has monumental Sparks.
Anonymous No.533900695
>Hosting rooms without posting the results
Anonymous No.533900696
of course I get this in the very same turn as the Derby
Anonymous No.533900718
>>533900474
Anonymous No.533900721 >>533900749
>>533900424
I hate that fucking rice shower so much its unreal
Anonymous No.533900724
The secret to TT is to keep refreshing until you find someone with woman/normal name and always punch up
Anonymous No.533900727 >>533901265
>>533900639
I mean,sure, you can do that as well.
Or you could get good parents and worse supports. I would rather have 3 URA grandparents
Anonymous No.533900749 >>533900825
>>533900721
why?
Anonymous No.533900783 >>533900871
what kind of batteries does (bakushin think) bourbon use?
Anonymous No.533900784 >>533900840 >>533900896 >>533901123 >>533901279
Anons who are building gold ship for the CM: if you're running Nice Nature, who are you using as a third member? I'm torn between a full debuffer Grass Wonder or a Grass Wonder that is built to win but runs Dominator
Anonymous No.533900801 >>533900973 >>533901087
The fuck does Fukukitaru's unique even do?
It says that it clears a way so I thought it was a movement skill but she activated it and dropped from 9th to 14th
Anonymous No.533900802 >>533900982 >>533901003 >>533902160
>>533900382
I uh, somehow just noticed them after getting a third one
>>533900372
>>533900401
>>533900432
>>533900436
I got vodka'd for the 2* roll lmao
I am never getting a 6th cutie till I decide who I like for the choice ticket
Anonymous No.533900815
>tagalog out of nowhere
Don't make it too obvious, filipag
Anonymous No.533900816
Anonymous No.533900825 >>533900890
>>533900749
She is blocking the view with her big ass ears
Anonymous No.533900834
>>533894875 (OP)
this is literally a boy
Anonymous No.533900840 >>533901198
>>533900784
Maru, I'm just running 2 ace
Anonymous No.533900861 >>533900986 >>533901115 >>533901234
>>533900113
I try to balance it a bit in my mind because life is rarely so convenient, you usually only get one side of the story, but there really are a bunch of cunt owners, with trainers being a mix and jockeys generally being good with the horse. I don't think Wada was evil or whatever, he seems like a respected guy in keiba history but I think his ego brought Sirius some hurt.

Some of this is reflected in the game too, Sirius is a domineering mean girl but the game implies she's so self-centered and in charge because the people around her treated her badly in the past or just gave bad advice in general, so she came to the conclusion that she could only rely on herself to succeed, she picks a trainer who seems like a pushover with the idea that she won't get in her way, but you become somewhat more equal partners as the story goes on.
This lines up well with how the real horse was treated by the owner and the various trainers, caretakers and jockeys that were forced on him which contributed to his ruin.
Anonymous No.533900871
>>533900783
Minovsky Drive
Anonymous No.533900890 >>533901153
>>533900825
do... do you want the uncensored one?
https://files.catbox.moe/wu6v0u.png
Anonymous No.533900896 >>533901123 >>533901198
>>533900784
You don't really want 2 pure debuffers because if your Golshi gets fucked by RNG you lose
Anonymous No.533900898 >>533901021
how far away is creeks banner?

i really want/need to pull for more cards but i want to get myself at least one copy of super creek
Anonymous No.533900928
I just noticed I have 4 free SSR tickets is there any point in keeping them for later?
Anonymous No.533900929
>>533897776
DAMN jap horses got fucking MURDERED
Anonymous No.533900948 >>533901059
I am saving for her.
Anonymous No.533900949 >>533901360 >>533901410
>can't sleep, wake up to just do a little run before going back to bed
>borrow really good super creek, go for mcqueen run
>godly junior year, tons of good trainings and energy recoveries
>hopeful stakes 8th place, run ends
Anonymous No.533900953
he spams the same shit every thread with the same two replies to himself
Anonymous No.533900960
No wonder you guys get so many fans. I never train golshi and this was a run with just a couple extra G1s on the side
Anonymous No.533900964
>2 months until my deutsche frau is in
Anonymous No.533900967 >>533901045
>>533900532
Sorry guys forgot the catbox for the uncencored version without Rice shower
https://files.catbox.moe/vix9vf.png
Anonymous No.533900969 >>533901071 >>533901085 >>533901407
drew this
Anonymous No.533900973
>>533900801
Increases speed by 25% I think.
Anonymous No.533900980
>>533900607
Daiwa hugs and kisses!
Anonymous No.533900982 >>533901052 >>533901158
>>533900802
Shut up Sazuka is good for front runners
Condor is decent for med/pace chasers
I have no idea about Spe
Anonymous No.533900986 >>533901115
>>533900861
>Sirius is a domineering mean girl but the game implies she's so self-centered and in charge because the people around her treated her badly in the past or just gave bad advice in general, so she came to the conclusion that she could only rely on herself to succeed, she picks a trainer who seems like a pushover with the idea that she won't get in her way, but you become somewhat more equal partners as the story goes on.
Fuck, I'm sold. I WILL get her and I WILL help her win
Anonymous No.533901003 >>533901158
>>533900802
good pulls anon
Anonymous No.533901021
>>533900898
the 9th
we have a timeline for everything in the op
Anonymous No.533901042 >>533901231
Gray horses are so cool...
Anonymous No.533901045
>>533900967
>>533900424
Linked the wrong post sorry
Anonymous No.533901052 >>533901168
>>533900982
t-that's not Spe
Anonymous No.533901057 >>533901458 >>533901579
>>533897776
Why don't they try for other french g1s instead of this
seems like a death trap
Anonymous No.533901059
>>533900948
>watching the movie
>she seems like a nice fella
>BAM tits out when racing Pokke
Anonymous No.533901071 >>533901142 >>533901392
>>533900969
i like her face
Anonymous No.533901081 >>533901125 >>533901179
Bros I keep getting disconnected...
Anonymous No.533901085 >>533901142 >>533901392
>>533900969
Evil, Gold Ship is a dumb softy.
Anonymous No.533901087
>>533900801
gives you the zoomies
Anonymous No.533901089
>>533897776
>Nakayama Festa
>Orfevre
>Gold Ship
The seed is strong...
Anonymous No.533901102 >>533901287 >>533901291 >>533901307 >>533901353 >>533901460 >>533901541 >>533901553
Jesus Christ are there any non mentally ill horses
Anonymous No.533901105 >>533901392
I could replace Marvelous for it on witless runs for the tail held high I guess...
Anonymous No.533901115
>>533900861
>>533900986
is Sirius's canonical trainer female in umamusume?
Anonymous No.533901123
>>533900784
I'd say I'm hovering around a 60% WR in here so here's my 2c, Golshi + 2 pure debuffers has the highest ceiling but the lowest floor. Like >>533900896 said, RNG can fuck you hard if one of the debuffers don't use their entire arsenal not to mention Golshi can be Golshi and just get blocked. But man, when everything goes well, she can go 9 to 1 in a flash
Anonymous No.533901125 >>533901179 >>533901229
>>533901081
>connecting
NO NOT AGAIN
Anonymous No.533901142
>>533901071
thank you anon I'm very good at faces, bad at everything else

>>533901085
gold ship pourpose is to make fun of me and degrade me
Anonymous No.533901153
>>533900890
Thanks
Anonymous No.533901158
>>533900982
For a sec I thought I said something wrong lol
Thanks for the info~ (it's teio lol)
>>533901003
*Smooooch*
Anonymous No.533901161
Anonymous No.533901168
>>533901052
I keep confusing them
Anonymous No.533901173
servers shitting the bed for anyone else
Anonymous No.533901176
>disconnected again
Anonymous No.533901179
>>533901081
>>533901125
APPOLOGY CARATS ARE NEEDED
Anonymous No.533901198
>>533900896
>>533900840
Grass Wonder it is then, thanks anons
Anonymous No.533901209
Bwos I'm COONECTING again are the rerollers back?
Anonymous No.533901218 >>533901268
Is S pace better than S medium?
Anonymous No.533901219 >>533901345 >>533901581 >>533901967
It's over...
Anonymous No.533901229
>>533901125
anon im scared
Anonymous No.533901231
>>533901042
these poses are kinda stupid.
Anonymous No.533901234
>>533900861
>she's so self-centered and in charge because the people around her treated her badly in the past or just gave bad advice in general, so she came to the conclusion that she could only rely on herself to succeed, she picks a trainer who seems like a pushover with the idea that she won't get in her way,
Oh ouch I feel extremely called out by this
Anonymous No.533901235
>connecting
not like this...
Anonymous No.533901245
I got the (a)sexual Uma from the SSR ticket giveaway!
Anonymous No.533901265 >>533901407
>>533900727
I guess I did a misstep in my thought process. This is what I meant to forecast, but I guess this is too much work and an extra layer of RNG. I was just so excited to get those three good skills in one Uma and not having to worry about RNG Hint crap. Playtime's Over is already a huge bitch to get and Up Tempo is the only reason Tyachon is in the line up to begin with.
Anonymous No.533901268
>>533901218
they're all equally important, you won't be uber competitive unless you have S turf, S med, and S style
Anonymous No.533901270
bwos i have bad news
Anonymous No.533901279
>>533900784
Personally, im using dominator tachyon
Anonymous No.533901280
EOS
Anonymous No.533901287 >>533901454
>>533901102
Anonymous No.533901291 >>533901403 >>533901417 >>533901440 >>533901812
>>533901102
Only my wife
Anonymous No.533901307
>>533901102
Mayano is pretty levelheaded. She just likes (You) a lot.
Anonymous No.533901318
She broke the servers...
Any other Narita Taishin fuckers in this general?
Anonymous No.533901321
holy shit my third onsen ticket with Suzuka
she really was made for me
Anonymous No.533901328
Deploy the SSR make debut ticket
Anonymous No.533901345
>>533901219
King argentine is a stand name if I've ever heard one
>KINGU KURIMSONU
>KINGU ARUGENTINU
Anonymous No.533901353
>>533901102
Rice Shower!
Anonymous No.533901360
>>533900949
HOPELESS
Anonymous No.533901392
>>533901085
>>533901071
Gold Ship makes fun of you in public so she can have you all to herself when alone.

>>533901105
I got that as well and it seem VERY nice for all the stamina needs. Has some slightly better stats at M0 than my LB2 Diamond.
Anonymous No.533901403
>>533901291
what the FUCK she literally assaulted me
Anonymous No.533901407 >>533901503
>>533900969
Draw it but with Bakushin,its more her style
>>533901265
That is...going to take a long time
Anonymous No.533901410
>>533900949
Anonymous No.533901417 >>533901596 >>533901641 >>533901651
>>533901291
Holy fuck what the hell is with this wife level
Anonymous No.533901440
>>533901291
>traina found dead after tackled to death by uma
Anonymous No.533901454
>>533901287
cute Teio feeding McQueen
Anonymous No.533901458
>>533901057
it's because it's basically the french arima kinen+japanese derby or american kentucky derby. it's THE race of the nation
Anonymous No.533901460
>>533901102
There are a few.
Anonymous No.533901471
Which running style is better for Mayano if im building her for CM?
Anonymous No.533901484
hear hear
captcha jaghgs
Anonymous No.533901490 >>533901569 >>533901574 >>533901594 >>533901606
Use my 0LB Kitasan and borrow MLB Super Creek or use my 0LB Super Creek and borrow MLB Kitasan? 3 speed and 3 stam considering the above or 4 speed 2 stam or some other combination? This is for a medium/long front/pace uma .
Anonymous No.533901503 >>533901578 >>533901992
>>533901407
I haven't gotten a 3* Spark in like 60 career funs already. I am not doing so good and won't have anything ready for CM...
Anonymous No.533901505 >>533901605 >>533901801 >>533902043
So for Support Cards, what are the most important stats outside of skills? I see a few people say Mood Effect and Friend Bonus are both the most important, as these are the additional stat modifiers when training with a character at orange friendship. You increase your stat gains significantly with them.
Anonymous No.533901541
>>533901102
Rudolf and McQueen seem pretty normal, Oguri too, she just has a eating disorder
Anonymous No.533901549
NTR also sounds like she is of sound mind
Anonymous No.533901550 >>533901646
Anonymous No.533901553 >>533901768
>>533901102
what counts as non mentally ill, super creek and maruzensky seem pretty put together,
Anonymous No.533901569 >>533901769
>>533901490
MLB Kitasan with 3 speed 3 stamina
Anonymous No.533901574 >>533901769
>>533901490
borrow MLB kitasan, creek is mostly for skills, which you still get at 0lb
Anonymous No.533901578 >>533901756
>>533901503
Dont hyper focus on CM, its not worth it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWWWCjOfKVY
Anonymous No.533901579
>>533901057
They do and they win, sometimes, but L'arc is the big one
Anonymous No.533901581
>>533901219
>king argentine
>black
Anonymous No.533901594 >>533901769
>>533901490
>use my 0LB Super Creek and borrow MLB Kitasan?
That one. Super Creek is only for the Maestro skill iirc.
Anonymous No.533901596
>>533901417
>tan
>tummy
>embarrassed
Anonymous No.533901605
>>533901505
Specialty rate and training bonus. The rest is dependent on the scenarios.
Anonymous No.533901606 >>533901769
>>533901490
Take 0 SC if you just want her skill, burrow h
MLB SC if you want to train Stamina.
Anonymous No.533901641 >>533902492 >>533902891
>>533901417
https://files.catbox.moe/e1gwul.mp4
Anonymous No.533901642 >>533902417
goldhship
eviscerate those fuckers
Anonymous No.533901646
>>533901550
isn't that kinda lewd?
Anonymous No.533901651
>>533901417
What a slut
Anonymous No.533901671
Any clubs open?
809845948637
Anonymous No.533901681 >>533901730
is hint frequency only for that card's hints?
Anonymous No.533901707 >>533901820
>click hint
>no skills, +6 stats
>click hint
>no skills, +6 stats
>risk 79% failure, click hint
>no skills, +6 stats
How the fuck is this allowed holy shit
Anonymous No.533901728
>>533898778
God damn, Festa sounds like that? doesn't matter, El steals the entire show every time she's singingsorry Yui-chan
Anonymous No.533901730
>>533901681
Yep
Anonymous No.533901756 >>533901789 >>533901978 >>533901998 >>533902024
Diamond what the actual fuck is wrong with you? This type of shit is why the Dreamcast failed.

>>533901578
Damn, this make me very demotivated.
Anonymous No.533901768
>>533901553
Maruzensky is okay, Rudolf and Biwa are also rather well put together with their problems being normal stuff that they handle in a mature way. Super Freak, as much as I love her, has a borderline traumatic obsession with babying people
Anonymous No.533901769
>>533901569
>>533901574
>>533901594
>>533901606
Okay, thank you
Anonymous No.533901789 >>533901853 >>533901936
>>533901756
what's wrong with Diamond
Anonymous No.533901801 >>533902117 >>533902119
>>533901505
stats in red is most important, stat in blue is nice to have but not required. Also asteric on specialty priority, while you do want this high on cards you want to hit rainbow on a lot like speed cards aka kitasan black, you want this to be low/nonexistant on cards you don't want to be on training a lot like ines fujin the guts card.
Anonymous No.533901812
>>533901291
CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTE
Anonymous No.533901820 >>533901961
>>533901707
meanwhile Sweepy handing me slipstream literally every time I'm playing a front runner, but when I'm playing anything else she doesn't give a single shit. Fucking brat
Anonymous No.533901853 >>533901923 >>533902036 >>533902580
>>533901789
Anonymous No.533901891 >>533901960
AAAAHHHHHH PLEASE LET ME PLAY A HORSE OTHER THAN THE ONE I'M FARMING SPARKS ON CYGAMES-SAMA
Anonymous No.533901923 >>533902001 >>533902003
>>533901853
she will never take her sister's trainer, right?
Anonymous No.533901936
>>533901789
Nothing
Anonymous No.533901960
>>533901891
ive been stuck trying to get a 3* on maruzensky for like 6 days now, really tilting
Anonymous No.533901961
>>533901820 (me)
and OF COURSE she gives me ANOTHER hint for slipstream as soon as I post this
I'M GONNA DESTROY HER HAT AND YOU CAN'T STOP ME
Anonymous No.533901967
>>533901219
>Not a literal horse headed man
devoid of sovl may, as well just AI slop an entry
Anonymous No.533901978
>>533901756
The one on the left is just better though?
Anonymous No.533901992
>>533901503
>have a great run where I get all the hints I need and get 600/600/600 with CM deck
>3 shit sparks
Anonymous No.533901998 >>533902498
>>533901756
>0LB seiun sky
>70 special priority
huh?
Anonymous No.533902001
>>533901923
alls fair in love and war, and diamond wants to surpass kita in all ways.
Anonymous No.533902003
>>533901923
???

All trainers are Satono property
Anonymous No.533902024 >>533902115
>>533901756
she does have like 2 events that give +20/30 stamina
Anonymous No.533902036
>>533901853
She's actually insinuating she's gonna eat your ass.
Anonymous No.533902043
>>533901505
The other anon answered you, but also keep in mind Initial Friendship. I enjoy Mayano Top Cun in specific runs because her friendship bonus is pretty good as an SR, Initial Stamina and Specialty Priority are great, but no matter where she's capped, she starts at ZERO, so you have to work to get up to those bonuses for more turns than most would like.
Anonymous No.533902071 >>533902229 >>533902683
>>533897776
Can Almond eye win if she went to L'Arc?
Anonymous No.533902083 >>533902238 >>533902429 >>533902478 >>533902617
this any good at 0 uncaps
Anonymous No.533902101 >>533902191
sweep tosho banner when?

I love her so much bwos she is so cute and adorable and funny and lovely and spooky and cute
Anonymous No.533902115 >>533902341
>>533902024
you need to eat like -20 energy for the first and -30 energy for the second though
Anonymous No.533902116 >>533902157
SUPER CREEK BANNER WHEN
I WANNA ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLL
Anonymous No.533902117
>>533901801
Why wouldn't you want them to be on training?
Anonymous No.533902119 >>533902354
>>533901801
>doesnโ€™t include mood bonus with friend bonus and training effectiveness
>entirely ignores flat stat bonuses
>ignores race bonuses
Broโ€ฆ
Anonymous No.533902129
Super Sex
Anonymous No.533902157
>>533902116
roll some horses
Anonymous No.533902160
>>533900802
I used my 4 pulls too, and got kinda robbed
Anonymous No.533902191 >>533902543 >>533902967
>>533902101
In a year
Anonymous No.533902196 >>533902515
Just a few more days and you guys will know pain
Anonymous No.533902229 >>533902404
>>533902071
we'll never know cause the 1 time she went she couldn't compete cause she got sick on the ride over.
Anonymous No.533902238
>>533902083
lol
lmao
Anonymous No.533902239 >>533902339
Anonymous No.533902339 >>533902470 >>533902495
>>533902239
what kind of training is this
Anonymous No.533902341
>>533902115
Yeah, but if you get them early on they're pretty good because unless you're getting lucky with supports lining up where you want them not much else yields that much per training.
Anonymous No.533902354 >>533903152
>>533902119
the stuff is top priority. flat stat bonuses and race bonuses are nice to have but not required. And it really depends on the stat in question too.
Anonymous No.533902363 >>533902658
>be mook horse
>train your whole life for an opportunity
>finally selected for a G3 race
>wtf some bitch showed up in her signature race outfit on race day
>mfw this music starts playing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9y0G62F9PVE
Anonymous No.533902383 >>533902528
2* make debut ticket which banner did you pull?
Anonymous No.533902404
>>533902229
>got sick on the ride over
Shame, guess they didn't see that coming
Anonymous No.533902417 >>533902545
>>533901642
The game was more light hearted
The anime was cruel but it is what it is
The real life though, yikes
Anonymous No.533902429
>>533902083
>12 skills
>Can't inherit the gold version of acceleration
>Relies on you having an end closer that isn't gold ship or sparks for it
>Roams which means you aren't going to get as much stamina as you'd want out of training
Anonymous No.533902470 >>533902657 >>533902683 >>533902685
>>533902339
Oral
Anonymous No.533902478
>>533902083
She has some decent skills

highlander
groundwork
corner connoisseur - one of the few acceleration skills in the game, it's gold too

no idea how she works as a stat card though
Anonymous No.533902492
>>533901641
yoku ganbatta jibun....
Anonymous No.533902495 >>533902657 >>533902683 >>533902685
>>533902339
Training?
Anonymous No.533902498
>>533901998
>Unique Effect
Amplifies the effect of mood when training together (15%)
Increases the frequency at which the character participates in their preferred training type (20)
Anonymous No.533902515
>>533902196
>1753 shoes
Bro how much have you been fucking playing this game?
Anonymous No.533902521 >>533902689 >>533902726 >>533902839 >>533902993 >>533903385
What exactly makes this card so bad
Anonymous No.533902528
>>533902383
pretty sure the make debut tickets are only the make debut pool meaning the stuff that was there at launch. the pink tickets are the ones you throw at banners
Anonymous No.533902531 >>533902593
paid SR selector when???
Anonymous No.533902543
>>533902191
Can't believe Kitasan cheated on her with Almond Eye...
Anonymous No.533902545 >>533902706 >>533902797
>>533902417
>The real life though, yikes
What happened to real rice shower?
Anonymous No.533902575 >>533902785
Waiting for Almond Eye's Scenario
Anonymous No.533902580
>>533901853
Those armpits on Satono Crown needs to be impregnated!
Anonymous No.533902593
>>533902531
why? just pick an SSR
Anonymous No.533902607
Anonymous No.533902617 >>533903165
>>533902083
The CM parent deck was updated to include her for straightaway spurt but I think it's trolling. The skill is useless in that track
Anonymous No.533902657
>>533902470
>>533902495
WHORE
SLUT
Anonymous No.533902658
>>533902363
I love this song, it begins like ace combat and then the final spurt is just :DDD
Anonymous No.533902681 >>533902741
How many free rolls do we get during Goldshi week again?
Anonymous No.533902683
>>533902071
Impossible to tell, how many people predicted that she would come 9th in the Arima Kinen?
>>533902470
>>533902495
You could say the Satono PR department is getting a bit... sloppy.
Anonymous No.533902685
>>533902495
>>533902470
huh...
Anonymous No.533902689 >>533903185
>>533902521
Anonymous No.533902706
>>533902545
broke leg during race, put down right then and there
Anonymous No.533902726
>>533902521
All of the hints you get are for really shit end closer skills. All of her events are also incredibly fucking shitty, the random events all give you guts, and the little chain event has no choices and it gives you fucking unyielding at the end which is not good.
Anonymous No.533902741
>>533902681
about 5k jims
Anonymous No.533902785
>>533902575
Sex
Anonymous No.533902792
Threadly reminder that Satono Island is a Mejiro psyop
Anonymous No.533902797
>>533902545
Rice Shower's owners wanted him to run one more race before retirement, when he was old for a race horse.
He suffered such a severe leg injury that they had to euthanize him on the track.
The injury occurred because they were using harder turf than normal on the track.
His Jockey noticed Rice was injured and tried to go slow, but Rice accelerated.
Anonymous No.533902839
>>533902521
No specialty priority means its a roaming card, but it has too little training effectiveness compared to f2p nice nature to be a good one. It has no race bonus either and its only redeeming qualities are mood effect (worse than training effectiveness) and hint levels/frequency, and its skills are worthless.
Anonymous No.533902862
why cant i cleat this air shakur i got
is it because i levelled
Anonymous No.533902865 >>533903585
Leave Almond SHIT to me.
Anonymous No.533902891
>>533901641
why can't she be normal instead of teasing me like this?
Anonymous No.533902909
Anonymous No.533902918 >>533903138
Tosen jordan a cute, when do we get her?
Anonymous No.533902929
Post deck and stats for Evil Nature
Anonymous No.533902946 >>533903053 >>533903061 >>533903153
>mayano's whole career was because you said brian was a really good runner so she wants to prove she's better before rapes you
This is the weirdest career I have read so far
Surely the future ones wouldn't be as weird lmao
Anonymous No.533902959
>URA semi-final with 50% Energy
>trains Wit so I can have risk-free training on final turn
>final turn has no rainbow
>except for Wit
Anonymous No.533902961 >>533903026 >>533903131
Why's it so hard to join a club? 90% of the clubs in the rentry don't show up in the search.
Anonymous No.533902967 >>533903025 >>533903256 >>533903450
>>533902191
Teio will not be beaten!
Anonymous No.533902993 >>533903136 >>533903385
>>533902521
shit skills
shit events
shit stats
shit everything
a plain irredeemable piece of trash
reportedly MLB Air Shakur is almost as good as 0LB Fine Motion in JP after they went out of their way to buff her.
Anonymous No.533903018 >>533903236
I still don't know who to use this on. I already have Taiki and I already rolled my umawife. I'm thinking Maruzensky so I can farm the shit out of her inheritance and clear Teio Sho, the only G1 I haven't cleared. Thoughts?
Anonymous No.533903021 >>533903168
>Connecting..
B-bros
Anonymous No.533903025
>>533902967
puffy...
Anonymous No.533903026
>>533902961
its because they're all full, you need to wait till there's a vacancy, join a rando club, or make your own uma club
Anonymous No.533903027 >>533903098 >>533903437
Why didn't Cygames announce a new Uma Musume fighting game at EVO?
Anonymous No.533903046
is it over?
Anonymous No.533903047
>Nice Natures life was potentially saved because of Rice Shower dying like he did
Anonymous No.533903053
>>533902946
try super creek
its weird but also good, made me go gosling a little even though I have a gf
Anonymous No.533903057 >>533903153 >>533903538
WHEN can I roll for brown horses?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
Anonymous No.533903058 >>533903672 >>533903780 >>533903830
Uma for this feel?
Anonymous No.533903059 >>533903202
Anonymous No.533903061 >>533903208
>>533902946
>Surely the future ones wouldn't be as weird lmao
One of the future girls literally gaslights you and kills all of the potential trainees that would end up going with you because she wants you to pick her, it gets weirder, bro.
Anonymous No.533903092 >>533903221
Anonymous No.533903098
>>533903027
I NEED to beat the shit outta Teio
Anonymous No.533903112 >>533903168 >>533903171 >>533903245 >>533903464
>Connecting for more than 30 secounds
I can feel a 9th place incoming...
Anonymous No.533903131
>>533902961
they're full if they don't show up. just come back here during peak time and ask for a club, right now it's kinda dead
Anonymous No.533903136 >>533903617
>>533902993
I hear air shakur actually has a niche in a certain event or campaign? don't know what that's about though
Anonymous No.533903138
>>533902918
In 3-4 months.
Anonymous No.533903152 >>533903379
>>533902354
>the bonuses that increase your training are top
>except not the other bonuses that increase your training
>and the bonuses that increase your training donโ€™t matter
Bro the only useless thing on a card is the fan bonus, everything else matters and ignoring them is dumb
Anonymous No.533903153
>>533902946
Hishi Amazon helping out Mayano just to stick it to Brian was great too
>>533903057
September
Anonymous No.533903165
>>533902617
where can i find that just out of curiosity
Anonymous No.533903168
>>533903021
>>533903112
Apologems better be in the making.
Anonymous No.533903171 >>533903234
>>533903112
>Oguri
>Derby
wtf this is not possible
Anonymous No.533903185 >>533903285 >>533903372
>>533902689
>Hope you have lots of end runner vros
Anonymous No.533903202
>>533903059
LICK LICK LICK LICK LICK LICK LICK LICK LICK LICK
Anonymous No.533903205
How good is Yaeno's unique? Ramp Up I know is pretty mid but gold skill versions can sometimes be a huge difference
Anonymous No.533903208 >>533903549 >>533903741
>>533903061
>One of the future girls literally gaslights you and kills off other potential trainees you might pick
UH... what the FUCK are Director-san and Tazuna doing?
Anonymous No.533903221
>>533903092
WTF it's not even wet, that thing is completely drenched, how does that even happen
Anonymous No.533903234
>>533903171
Honestly, I've stopped running it since it doesn't give elated coverage for winning.
Anonymous No.533903236
>>533903018
i dunno man, you do you. Remember that it's your only choice ticket so choose the horse you won't regret
Anonymous No.533903245 >>533903356
>>533903112
Man...
Anonymous No.533903256 >>533903450
>>533902967
Sex with this middle schooler
Anonymous No.533903265
Nice servers
Anonymous No.533903267
Using Tosen Jordans twintails as handles!
Anonymous No.533903285
>>533903185
Is this /biz/?
Anonymous No.533903312 >>533903419
I'm running out of clocks.
Anonymous No.533903356
>>533903245
>6L
Absolutely stamina checked
Anonymous No.533903372
>>533903185
i'm becoming a gold ship enjoyer and even i don't think she needs shakur, at that point just use narita taishin
Anonymous No.533903379 >>533903536
>>533903152
mood bonus is a shit stat. it's even a detriment sometimes. it doesn't modify the whole stat, it modifies a percentage of a percentage. at best it's +1 stat
Anonymous No.533903381 >>533903452 >>533903549
Which uma would have the most cringe inducing moans during sex?
Anonymous No.533903382
any anons with a Yaeno I could rent?
Anonymous No.533903385 >>533903617
>>533902521
>>533902993
not that anon but should i crucify mine
Anonymous No.533903394 >>533903491
Anonymous No.533903404 >>533903467 >>533903656 >>533903754
How much stamina do I want for medium CM?
Anonymous No.533903419
>>533903312
Get better horses.
Anonymous No.533903423
Nature died 2 years ago
you are too late
Anonymous No.533903437
>>533903027
i don't think owners would sign of letting you beat the shit out of their honses
Anonymous No.533903442
>>533896391
Haven't seen this in forever
Anonymous No.533903450
>>533902967
>>533903256
Half of Teio's art is her domming her trainer, and the other half is her being a sperg.
Which one is accurate?
Anonymous No.533903452
>>533903381
CHOWA
Anonymous No.533903457 >>533903504 >>533903583 >>533903716
>0lb tazuna from ticket
why would i need her when i already have SUPERIOR NINGEN at MLB????
Anonymous No.533903464
>>533903112
is it Cygenerous time?
Anonymous No.533903467 >>533905926
>>533903404
750-900
750 with 2 gold skills 900 with one i believe.
it seems to pan out from what i've seen of the cm practice runs
Anonymous No.533903491 >>533903587
>>533903394
Manhattan cutefe
Anonymous No.533903504
>>533903457
Tazuna is far better of a card than Aoi.
Anonymous No.533903536 >>533904058
>>533903379
Mood bonus is never a detriment
Yes itโ€™s applied at a reduced rate compared to training bonus but itโ€™s also printed at such a higher value
I seriously donโ€™t get the idea behind going
>well this stat gives you 10% more stats from training so itโ€™s good
>but this stat gives you 10% more stats from training so itโ€™s bad
Anonymous No.533903538
>>533903057
special week is in the game already
Anonymous No.533903549 >>533903693
>>533903208
>implying they even found the bodies
>>533903381
Chiketto would have breakdown over the fact your balls are such hard workers yet they get no appreciation from anybody.
Anonymous No.533903583
>>533903457
ningger
Anonymous No.533903585 >>533903732 >>533903962 >>533904209 >>533904236
>>533902865
Nah, the super What-if? Urara boss will be her getting possesed by one of ghosts of a racehorses that never lost
Girl who always loses is possesed by a ghost who always won, it would be really funny
Take a pick from the list
Anonymous No.533903587
>>533903491
Manhatten covfefe
Anonymous No.533903593
>from great to awful in one failed training run
REEEEEEE
Anonymous No.533903596
>>533896391
Now post the mollusk saga
Anonymous No.533903617
>>533903136
I'm a globalbab so I dunno, but I find it really hard for that piece of garbage to be of any use. It's just too grim of a card.
They do give her one of the best stamina cards ever as an apology in the future, so there is that.
>>533903385
Yes. And burn it with fire if you have the option.
Anonymous No.533903646 >>533903739 >>533903748
Jungle Pocket
Anonymous No.533903656 >>533903682 >>533903782 >>533903969 >>533905926
>>533903404
Should help as a baseline but here, you just want something in between 700-900 but it also depends on how many gold skills you end up getting, so calculate as you go.
Anonymous No.533903672
>>533903058
you gotta roll Taishin Kido-chan
Anonymous No.533903682
>>533903656
you need slightly more stam here to counter all the evil natures and other debuffers.
Anonymous No.533903693 >>533904176
>>533903549
You're telling me they wouldn't get suspicious about so many trainees disappearing?
All who were potentially going to be trained by a specific trainer.?
Anonymous No.533903705
Ass Wandah
Anonymous No.533903716
>>533903457
David...
Anonymous No.533903720 >>533903771 >>533903839
Would this Taishin do well in CM?
Anonymous No.533903732 >>533904209
>>533903585
Eclipse is already mentioned so put her in or Kincsem since she's the most mythical
Anonymous No.533903739
>>533903646
Gaslighting Pokke to have sex with her Trainer (me) as a way to reach the strongest uma epithet!
Anonymous No.533903741 >>533903974
>>533903208
You know how Gold Ship and Orfevre got pissed and attacked people out of anger? Dream Journey attacked with the intention to kill.
Anonymous No.533903748
>>533903646
My wife is so cute
Anonymous No.533903754
>>533903404
It depends
>Building anyone that isn't an End Closer
You will be tanking all of the Nice Nature debuffs, so about 900 + 2 gold recoveries or 700 + 3 golds to be safe
>Building an End Closer
You'll probably tank around 2 debuffs if both your opponents run Nice Nature, so 800 + 2 golds or 1k + 1 gold will get you over the line with a little extra to be safe.
Anonymous No.533903771
>>533903720
you know the dril...
host it...
Anonymous No.533903780
>>533903058
Urara and King Halo?
Different flow and diffent angles but same message, "Go balls out"
Urara finally felt what it is to go balls out AND fail Arima so she cried
King Halo has been going balls out 24/7 which is why her career is allover the place. what is she even doing?
Anonymous No.533903781 >>533903869
>got gold city from the ssr ticket
Kinda shitty but you shouldn't look a gift horse in the mouth
Anonymous No.533903782 >>533903828 >>533903924
>>533903656
So umas like Super Creek and Tachyon can get away with under 800 stam with just Maestro+uniquie?
Anonymous No.533903828
>>533903782
Anonymous No.533903830 >>533903903
>>533903058
Is this Yakuza 3?
Anonymous No.533903839
>>533903720
>no let's pump some iron
are you even trying to make it to the front bro
Anonymous No.533903869
>>533903781
Stop typing and go to sleep, Rudolf
Anonymous No.533903903
>>533903830
4
Anonymous No.533903923 >>533903960 >>533904936
unironically how do you get 1000 stamina and enough speed and power and wit to actually win ura?
Anonymous No.533903924 >>533904048
>>533903782
Not on CM, no, in actuality you probably want more than 800 because you have to take into account the fact that a lot of fucking people are gonna be doing Vile Nature builds so you are going to get debuffed out of the ass and lose your stamina pretty quick.
Anonymous No.533903941
>no Fine Motion
>no Super Creek
>no Kitasan Black
>saving all my carats for Eishin Flash
this is how I rebel
Anonymous No.533903942 >>533903984 >>533904000 >>533904210
Just got this two turns in
Anonymous No.533903960
>>533903923
3 spd 3 stam decks
Anonymous No.533903962 >>533904160
>>533903585
>urara speaking hungrian out of fucking nowhere
Anonymous No.533903969 >>533904070
>>533903656
Gold skills as in only blue skill like Swinging Maestro? What about gold like Professor of Curvature?
Anonymous No.533903974
>>533903741
So, they made her an actual psycho murderer in game?
Hot.
Anonymous No.533903984
>>533903942
>he goombled
Anonymous No.533904000 >>533904175
>>533903942
>two turns in
>didnt take charm
Anonymous No.533904048 >>533904234
>>533903924
Have a Tachyon at over 900 stam / 400 guts with maxed speed but only around 700 pwr and 500 wit, was looking for an excuse to pump the other 2 stats up more
Anonymous No.533904058 >>533904623
>>533903536
Because it's not affected by rainbows, it's applied after rainbows. So it's basically non existent where as flat stats applies before rainbows and can be modified by training effectiveness and the like. Mood effect does Only this
Anonymous No.533904070
>>533903969
Swinging Maestro is a gold blue skill yes, PoC is a gold yellow skill, so not those, the graph is taking only into account the stamina recovery gold skills, like Swinging Maestro, Gourmand, Cooldown, etc.
Anonymous No.533904118
I love PoC.
Anonymous No.533904127
>>533894968
I think it's because our rank is in the 300's, now.
Anonymous No.533904159 >>533904228 >>533904229 >>533904325 >>533904430 >>533904432 >>533904628 >>533905391
>danchou calling out slackers in our club for getting less than 2M fans in 4 days
I'll let you know that just today I got *checks notes* 1,657,779 fans. I'm doing my part o7
Anonymous No.533904160
>>533903962
kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-UWR7j32iE
Anonymous No.533904175 >>533904274
>>533904000
Because clearly I will get it soon from Sweep Tosho!
Anonymous No.533904176
>>533903693
its never brought up. apparently shes great at hiding the bodies
Anonymous No.533904209 >>533904269
>>533903585
>>533903732
What about tokino minoru?
Anonymous No.533904210 >>533904291
>>533903942
>he took strength
it's literally a 30% chance that's like playing russian roulette with 4 bullets in the chamber but i shouldn't be talking because i took it too my first time and it worked
Anonymous No.533904228 >>533904728
>>533904159
But what is your fans per run?
Anonymous No.533904229 >>533904309 >>533904448 >>533904483 >>533904590 >>533904728
>>533904159
How the HECK do you get more fans i barely get 300k in a single run
Anonymous No.533904234
>>533904048
That should be more than enough if you also have Swinging Maestro, since Tachyon already has her own recovery skill. At this point it's just a matter of waiting, and if anything people can always host a room and you can give it a shot and see how she fares.
Anonymous No.533904235
>>533897347
Mejiro Ryan is cool, cute, and an excellent parent when 3 starred. Suck it.
Anonymous No.533904236 >>533904534
>>533903585
>kincsem
>54 out of 54 victories
>Kincsem also had a rather... peculiar way of running. She would often slowly walk to the start with a lopsided gait while slouching with her head bobbing, or as the news back then call it "...like an old gal with rheumatoid arthritis." Sometimes she'll start munching on grass and basically refuse to properly stand at the line until they just gave up and let the race start without her.
>Then she'll continue to chew, and chew.. until she suddenly decided to run and proceeded to crush all her opponents despite giving them all a MASSIVE headstart. Yeah, Golshi Warp has nothing on her. And no, this isn't a one time occurence.
>But she still won ALL her races.
what the fuck
how is this horse not talked about more
Anonymous No.533904248 >>533904424
>>533895086
Right has too much makeup and looks fake.
Anonymous No.533904250 >>533904482 >>533906458
>do one final run
>first time 3 star blue and 3 ura finale
>on fucking matikanefukukitaru
dude i don't even know anymore this came out of nowhere
Anonymous No.533904269
>>533904209
Tazuna would need to go into a coma first for that to work
Anonymous No.533904274
>>533904175
Anonymous No.533904291 >>533904513 >>533905161
>>533904210
pretty sure it's 50/50 the others are higher going up to i think like 80% at optioon 4?
Anonymous No.533904309
>>533904229
Spark farming.
Anonymous No.533904318 >>533904406
>3 runs
>2 tickets
Anonymous No.533904325 >>533904610
>>533904159
Anonymous No.533904380
EVERY SINGLE SSR I GET IS GUTS
AHHHHHHHHHHH
Anonymous No.533904406
>>533904318
why did she moan
Anonymous No.533904424 >>533904734
>>533904248
Do not open.
Anonymous No.533904430 >>533904728
>>533904159
Are you in umao?
Anonymous No.533904432
>>533904159
้ป™ใ‚Œ
Anonymous No.533904448
>>533904229
Idk 360k should be the min for any racers that can gobble up jap cup which gives you 50-60k fans / win
Anonymous No.533904449
just got error code 100, Im fucked, fml
Anonymous No.533904470 >>533904557 >>533905074
At first I wanted to run 2 debuffers 1 ace but aren't you just fucked if your single ace randomly shits the bed
Anonymous No.533904482
>>533904250
BLESSED BY THE HOLY SPIRITS
Anonymous No.533904483
>>533904229
Run Japanese Derby and Japan Cup, with good race bonus that's enough to take you to 320k assuming you run no other extra races. Add on other races and you're hitting 400k+ easily.
Anonymous No.533904495 >>533904720
Woah who is this cutie when can we recruit her
Anonymous No.533904503
>9th
>13th
>1st
I hate late surger so fucking much
Literally the most dogshit running style with a billion drawbacks for no reason with absolutely no advantage over any other style
Anonymous No.533904513 >>533905161
>>533904291
yeah i think it's a 50/50 gametora is just drunk
Anonymous No.533904534 >>533904650
>>533904236
It's from a time where records are dubious at best, always take everything with a grain of salt
I mean you read it, it literally reads like a myth than anything
I'm more surprised Kincsem isn't one of the 3 Uma Goddesses
Anonymous No.533904540
Anonymous No.533904557
>>533904470
That's why your ace needs to be invincible. and honestly gol shi is prolly the best horse for that cause she gets lots of speed/acceleration/and stamina just from her career.
Anonymous No.533904567 >>533904617 >>533904665 >>533904675 >>533904757 >>533904818 >>533905248
How does this make any sense?
Anonymous No.533904586
Anonymous No.533904590
>>533904229
ive got over 500k on virtually every maruzensky runs for days on end now, just run all the g1s
Anonymous No.533904610
>>533904325
Anonymous No.533904617
>>533904567
HUMANS
WILL
NEVER
LOSE
TO
UMAS
Anonymous No.533904623
>>533904058
I really hated when I learned this the hard way in card analyzing, thinking it was great because it affected the sum. Then realizing that's not how it works, it affects the base mood addition made me wonder what's the point. I guess it's still fine if your deck pushes something like 200% Mood Effect, small things like that will still add up, but my simple "I like number go up" excitement took a dip.
Anonymous No.533904628 >>533904728
>>533904159
which club?
Anonymous No.533904641 >>533904972
Global shall make ใ‚ฆใƒžใ‚ชใ‚ชใ‚ชใ‚ช great again.
Anonymous No.533904650
>>533904534
prolly cause she was just a decent racer. not basically the seed from which all japanese horses come from
Anonymous No.533904665 >>533904797
>>533904567
Max rank Aoi seems to have better energy reductions
Anonymous No.533904671
>just want to zoom through the dogshit dead run
>game insists i play the shitty claw game
Anonymous No.533904675
>>533904567
The numeric values are funky, I presume.
Anonymous No.533904676
How do you even get this? Intense Gaze is only on Golship/Taishin but none of their events are a 50/50 drop between it and Petrifying like some other gold events.
Anonymous No.533904720
>>533904495
>"who is this cutie"
>Her name is literally on the image he posted
Anonymous No.533904728 >>533904857 >>533905053
>>533904229
G1 spam (when possible), cards with fan bonus also help, etc. Running both the Derby and Japan Cup (and Arima Kinen if your hors has long aptitude) will net you a fuck ton of fans if you win, so try running those.
>>533904228
Uh, I don't know, but I consistently get 400,000-ish most of my runs.
>>533904430
>>533904628
Uma&Co
Anonymous No.533904734
>>533904424
The anime ruined how cool Special Week is in game.
Anonymous No.533904747 >>533904789 >>533904826 >>533904843 >>533904950 >>533906781 >>533906913
2nd
2nd 2nd
2nd 2nd 2nd
2nd 2nd 2nd 2nd

FUCK YOU SAKURA BAKUSHIN O
Anonymous No.533904757
>>533904567
aoi's numbers > tazuna
tazuna's events > aoi
Anonymous No.533904789
>>533904747
Trainer is at fault
Anonymous No.533904797 >>533904868
>>533904665
what about her skills? tazuna has more energy regen dates, guranteed tail held high, and concentration
Anonymous No.533904807 >>533906268
>two in a row
At least it wasn't Air Shakur haha...
Anonymous No.533904818
>>533904567
aren't those calculations dependent on which cards you've selected for your deck and which uma bonuses you have
Anonymous No.533904826
>>533904747
As expected of the class rep.
Anonymous No.533904841 >>533904929 >>533904940
You know what Sweep?
I think you should eat your greens
Anonymous No.533904843
>>533904747
intense skill issue, extremely easy race
Anonymous No.533904857 >>533905180 >>533905335
>>533904728
>Uma&Co
Isn't this the club that had multiple carries leaving it because danchou didn't kick leeches? Maybe that's why he's being so strict now.
Anonymous No.533904868 >>533904930 >>533905005
>>533904797
tazuna events don't trigger outside of URA
Anonymous No.533904929
>>533904841
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Anonymous No.533904930
>>533904868
oh so this is a non ura tierlist? huh, didn't think aoi still worked outside ura? thought she got killed too
Anonymous No.533904936
>>533903923
Like this
Anonymous No.533904940
>>533904841
Anonymous No.533904942 >>533905029
What's the point maxing the reporters relationship bar? I saw from the tips saying it has something good happening during URA but I'm not sure.
Anonymous No.533904950
>>533904747
Works on my machine
Anonymous No.533904951 >>533905089
Imma be real bros I'm starting to get burned out from trying to train a CM uma
Anonymous No.533904972 >>533905146
>>533904641
This is just what's going to happen to all /uma/ clubs here within a year. Some anons are already beginning to burn out from just a month of farming. There is no way half of this thread will still be playing this game by 1st anniversary.
Anonymous No.533905005
>>533904868
Wait, that's super retarded. She isn't even metadefining in URA, why limit her so hard?
Anonymous No.533905029 >>533905157
>>533904942
she gives i think +5 stat to every stat at the end of ura? i think its +4 at orange and +3 at green?
Anonymous No.533905037
I like the way Tazuna says monies
Anonymous No.533905053 >>533905182
>>533904728
ohnononono
Thank god I jumped ship, sometimes I just wanna let my tp cap or do some shitter runs or read the story or something
Anonymous No.533905074
>>533904470
Just run the 2nd debuffer as your backup ace
Anonymous No.533905089
>>533904951
They don't you to know this but you can stop farming any time without missing much.
Anonymous No.533905146 >>533905331
>>533904972
>quota
This is the big reason. Of course you would quit fast if you're treating this game like a job.
Anonymous No.533905149 >>533905235 >>533905258
which 2
Anonymous No.533905157
>>533905029
Directors Fan gives +15 so might as well sleep with the Director instead
Anonymous No.533905161 >>533905296
>>533904513
>>533904291
the resource doc says its 50:50 but in my personal experience I've got the event probably 10 times and only succeeded it once. I'm keen to trust gametora's claim of 30:70
if its very early and i'm not borrowing a parent, i'll take it, but otherwise it's just not worth the setbacks. Losing the 1/3 means you're set back at least 3 turns on infirmary and mood alone. Including valuing the stats and a chance of infirmary failure can make it 8+ wasted turns.
Anonymous No.533905180
>>533904857
He's strict now because he wanted the club to be top 100 this month
Anonymous No.533905182
>>533905053
yea i'd definitely be below whatever arbitrary fan cap training my cm parents. i failed so many runs
Anonymous No.533905235
>>533905149
Which Uma?
Anonymous No.533905248
>>533904567
What site is that
Anonymous No.533905254 >>533905321 >>533905634
So why do nimble navigator and no stopping me exist if getting blocked dooms you no matter what
Anonymous No.533905258
>>533905149
>2
Bitch I don't even run one.
Anonymous No.533905281 >>533905394 >>533905528 >>533905534
You think people would borrow this for their Gold Ship? It literally has everything, even if it's not the highest values.
Anonymous No.533905296
>>533905161
I've hit it 5 times and got succeeded 3/2. I think we probably need a bigger sample size.
Anonymous No.533905321
>>533905254
having good navigation lets you bust out of increasingly tight boxes
Anonymous No.533905331 >>533905472
>>533905146
>Put in extra hours per day into the game to earn like 20 bucks worth of extra in game currency
>Instead of going to work for a monthly grand total of two hours
the free 2 play mindset is insane
Anonymous No.533905335
>>533904857
I have no idea, joined fairly recently. But that does make sense, yeah. The playstyle is "Top 100 or better" so I don't fault him for the strictness.
Anonymous No.533905338
>Trying to farm stam sparks on my super creek
>Having a hard time getting past 1100 stam but can get past 600 easily
>That's fine I'll accept a 2* stam spark for now
>14 runs in
>No 2* stam spark
>Check percentage chance
>9% accounting for the 20% chance needed for it to choose stamina
Well I guess I'm just a fucking lucklet it seems.
Anonymous No.533905367 >>533905474
Whats the next meta support card banner?
Anonymous No.533905391
>>533904159
Based, wish my danchou would stop being a moralfag and kick the shitters already. We have people that don't even get a million fans in a day.
Anonymous No.533905394
>>533905281
I would I guess, mostly cos I don't have Narita/Curren for their uniques anyways
Anonymous No.533905454 >>533905596
are you fucking kidding me?? get cleated
Anonymous No.533905472
>>533905331
I think some people are just obsessed with feeling like they're good at something no matter how small said thing is. Such as being "good" at a video game. In quotes because this game's skill ceilling is extremely low and it's mostly rng and numbers game.
This is a fun game, but no game is fun if you are somehow obliged to play it
Anonymous No.533905474
>>533905367
super creek/tazuna if you need super creek, then chill till i think int nice nature, then chill for 2 years for... i forget i think duramante?
Anonymous No.533905509
>no maestro
>no unrestrained
>no corner recovery
>no moxie
>no claw machine (straightaway recovery)
yeah i dont feel too bad about failing ura finale on this one...
Anonymous No.533905528
>>533905281
Don't think so, Gold Ship wants to inherit Power or Stamina so that she can hit the speed button more and build power at the same time imo. 1* URA Finale isn't enough to put it over the line vs other sparks either. But if it's the best you've got, just put it up and maybe casuals will use it.
Anonymous No.533905534
>>533905281
nope
Anonymous No.533905561 >>533905613 >>533905624 >>533905671 >>533905689 >>533905717 >>533905920 >>533906441 >>533906456 >>533906525 >>533906627
I look like this and act like this.

Which uma is for me?
Anonymous No.533905596
>>533905454
Respect the Commander.
Anonymous No.533905613
>>533905561
Boring generic dude? Teio.
Anonymous No.533905624
>>533905561
All of them had girls with different personalities.
Anonymous No.533905634
>>533905254
late acceleration is amazing no matter what (and sideways movespeed is still useful)
the activation condition is honestly the toughest part
Anonymous No.533905658 >>533905684
Do you also get white sparks from your grandparents?
Anonymous No.533905671
>>533905561
Mejiro Ryan
Anonymous No.533905681 >>533905805 >>533905902
How good are FoV skills? I can't seem to find any info on them and no one talks about them.
Anonymous No.533905684
>>533905658
believe so yes
Anonymous No.533905689
>>533905561
Umamusume A
Anonymous No.533905704
>Want to roll for support cards
>Want to save up for horses coming within the next few months
kinda hate this system
Anonymous No.533905717 >>533905771 >>533905775
>>533905561
You acted like 4 completely different people? Are you sure you aren't actually retarded?
Anonymous No.533905742 >>533905804 >>533905912 >>533905971 >>533906037
HOW THE FUCK DO I GET MORE TOUGHNESS???? THE WHALE NIGGERS INVMY CLUB ARE BEATING ME IN FANS BECAUSE THEY CAN SPAM CARATS FOR ENERGY. LET MY PLAY THE GAME CYNIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGEERRRRRRRRRRRSSSSS!!!!!!
Anonymous No.533905751 >>533906016
Anonymous No.533905769
This poor little kid didn't stand a chance...
Anonymous No.533905771
>>533905717
He could have multiple personality disorder.
Anonymous No.533905775
>>533905717
>4 completely different people
Kekaroo
Anonymous No.533905804 >>533905894
>>533905742
just sacrifice one roll of carats, what's the big deal
Anonymous No.533905805
>>533905681
apparently, they suck ass because it narrows your umas vision to front and back and not to the sides. so it makes you more likely to get boxed or something
Anonymous No.533905894
>>533905804
never ever will I waste my f2p carats on anything that isn't peak meta.
Anonymous No.533905902
>>533905681
To my understanding they are only useful if you get your FoV debuffed since the default FoV value in the game is the maximum FoV value.
Anonymous No.533905903
>muh debuffer
lmao enjoy that dead character, I'll have 3 Aces to actually win the race
Anonymous No.533905912
>>533905742
>trying to compete with whales
they're called whales for a reason anon
Anonymous No.533905920 >>533905965
>>533905561
I think it's funny there's a lot of 8man fanfics with Umas on pixiv
Anonymous No.533905926
>>533903467
>>533903656
This is with 4 enemy debuffers right?
Anonymous No.533905965 >>533906130
>>533905920
What
Anonymous No.533905971 >>533906015 >>533906157
>>533905742
My, the bottom 10 underperformers are going to be kicked so we're all grinding as to avoid the danchou's gaze as he sits in his evil ass tower looking at the worst spreadsheet this world has ever seen (data is his passion btw).
Anonymous No.533906015
>>533905971
CUMAfag,,,
Anonymous No.533906016
>>533905751
>Bringing Almond Eye to the recovery room after a race!
>Setting Almond Eye on the bed as she sleeps!
>Removing Almond Eyes racing spats to let her skin breathe!
>spreading Almond Eyes pussy to check her virginity for racing purposes!
>inserting my tongue to check her acidity levels for racing purposes!
>inserting my penis into Almond Eyes pussy to protect her virginity from others!
>making sure Almond Eye is still asleep thanks to my special brew recovery sports drink!
>cumming inside Almond Eyes pussy raw to make sure she can continue racing via her children!
Anonymous No.533906037
>>533905742
Use that energy to realize that it's stupid to try to beat true whales on fan count in a pw2 game as f2p sweat.
Anonymous No.533906069 >>533906125 >>533906301
Imagine being a boy in the first grade and some uma gives you a life long fetish
Anonymous No.533906123
>nother speed SSR (non-dupe)
Just how many speed SSR's are in the Make Debut pool?
How do I keep getting new ones???
Anonymous No.533906125
>>533906069
I love cows
Anonymous No.533906130
>>533905965
Yeah just use the tags for Oregairu and Uma musume and be amazed at the numbers.. The nips go "literally me" harder than the west.
Anonymous No.533906141 >>533906225 >>533906373
Why didn't this game get a console port? Do they hate money?
Anonymous No.533906157
>>533905971
I might unironically join Cuma if my faggot leader keeps letting in sub 10 million fan guys in my club. Why the fuck did you let sub 10 million anons in? We are gonna drop out of the top 500 at this rate.
Anonymous No.533906225 >>533906343 >>533906439
>>533906141
>It's not worth it for me to get a PC
Stopped reading there.
Anonymous No.533906230
If any club has space would appreciate invite. If I go inactive feel free to kick me.

868589535307
Anonymous No.533906263 >>533906378 >>533906535 >>533906620 >>533906628 >>533906726 >>533907010
>Club was top 500 all of July
>Aug 4th we are 1700 now
Doesn't feel organic, what the fuck happened
Anonymous No.533906268
>>533904807
I got Air Shakur as my previous Now its Tazuna
I want to uninstall...
Anonymous No.533906297
Why is anon posting reddit? Is he retarded?
Anonymous No.533906301
>>533906069
this is the hottest horse no question
Anonymous No.533906343 >>533906424 >>533906480 >>533906586
>>533906225
It's a sonygger, when they think "PC", they think some $8000 alienware laptop that performs worse than a $600 desktop or the humble steamdeck
by the way, can the deck even play this?
Anonymous No.533906373
>>533906141
i can see a switch port because japan but thats it
Anonymous No.533906378
>>533906263
Sweaty players are in the right clubs now
Anonymous No.533906393 >>533906704
Fuck this rng fest
Anonymous No.533906424
>>533906343
As far as I know, you can yeah, since the anticheat isn't kernel level so you can just play it on proton without any issues.
Anonymous No.533906439
>>533906225
Probably some kid, any adult that doesn't have a pc probably spends more money on a phone, so that wouldn't be an issue.
Anonymous No.533906441
>>533905561
Your choice of one of the NPC pleb umas, Reed Suspense or Ribbon March, though I'm particular to Heart Blowup.
Anonymous No.533906456 >>533906508
>>533905561
>on the surface i might be the weird quiet kid at the back of the class that everyone thinks is socially ackward but deep down im actually really cool and methodical and if i were to just speak up they'd be charmed and smitten by my cunning
Anonymous No.533906458 >>533906785
>>533904250
Anonymous No.533906480 >>533906553
>>533906343
Yes. I play on mine. It feels even better to play compared to playing on the phone. The deck's built-in video record also helps a lot when recording replays too.
Anonymous No.533906482 >>533906604 >>533906657
ENTER
Anonymous No.533906508
>>533906456
literal me
Anonymous No.533906525 >>533906561
>>533905561
Yukino Bijin
Anonymous No.533906535
>>533906263
Lazy faggot danchous that don't kick shitters happened.
Anonymous No.533906553
>>533906480
Steam has that built in as well now if you wanted to do it on pc too, just gotta enable some settings.
Anonymous No.533906561
>>533906525
Who's the Yui Uma?
Anonymous No.533906586
>>533906343
I'm playing it on my 5 year old laptop with integrated vega 8 graphics just fine. It's a mobile game it's supposed to run on phones ffs. Consoletards have no concept that a $500 pc can perform on par with their ps5.
Anonymous No.533906604 >>533906650
>>533906482
SEKAI SAIKYOU WA!????
Anonymous No.533906620
>>533906263
same, dancho should kick all the sub 10 million shitters. I saw one that logged once in 3 days literally just to request shoes
Anonymous No.533906627
>>533905561
Daitaku Helios
Anonymous No.533906628
>>533906263
Wow! It's almost like you could only participate in July's rankings if the guild was made in June!!
Anonymous No.533906650
>>533906604
SOU
EL PERRO CACA
JAJAJAJA
Anonymous No.533906657
>>533906482
SEKAI SAIKYOU WA
Anonymous No.533906674 >>533906735
https://x.com/pakatube/status/1952293621677600889
Anonymous No.533906704
>>533906393
i set a 445k at the start of this week and i haven't got anywhere close since. i have no idea what was special about that run. every skill activated? all 123 finishes? races appeared in ascending potential points order? absolutely no fucking clue, but it might JUST hold in getting me promod to class 6.
Anonymous No.533906726
>>533906263
kita san rerollers joined clubs and are farming fans
Anonymous No.533906735
>>533906674
me playing catch with my son.
Anonymous No.533906736 >>533906813
Anonymous No.533906756 >>533907112
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/66lU3H2l3T4
Anonymous No.533906781
>>533904747
YUTOUSEI DESUKARA
AAAAHAHAHAHAHAH HAA
Anonymous No.533906785
>>533906458
That arrow between her legs? Yeah me.
Anonymous No.533906812
>>533894875 (OP)
SEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
Anonymous No.533906813
>>533906736
more like town onahole
Anonymous No.533906814 >>533906920 >>533906940 >>533906960 >>533907062 >>533907197
After a career ends and they assign you these skill sparks. Is the amount of skill sparks you obtain influenced by how high your rating is?
Anonymous No.533906873 >>533906908
Anonymous No.533906908 >>533907020
>>533906873
She's so flat
Anonymous No.533906913
>>533904747
>his KING is not 3*
I see the problem.
Anonymous No.533906920
>>533906814
nope, its completely random
Anonymous No.533906937
I will fill up my team slots this week, for real this time.
Anonymous No.533906940
>>533906814
No, they are completely random I believe.
Anonymous No.533906960 >>533907053
>>533906814
no, it's mostly affected by how well you did. Ratings are usually based on your total stats
but you want 600 at least in a stat to get a 3 star spark at 5%, and 1100 at 10% (realistically it's 1 and 2% because you also have to randomize what stat is chosen first)
Anonymous No.533907010 >>533907109
>>533906263
My previous club was top 600 or something and THREE days before the rewards some niggers decided to quit and tank our ranking all the way down to 1,500 or some shit
That pissed me off so badly, why the FUCK would you leave so close from getting the rewards.
Anonymous No.533907013 >>533907069 >>533907079 >>533907160
how the fuck is my horse allowed to fail hopeful stakes with 400 speed 400 stam 300 power
Anonymous No.533907020
>>533906908
Yeah.
Anonymous No.533907039 >>533907076
>got biko pegasus
my account is truly bricked
Anonymous No.533907053 >>533907354
>>533906960
I think he's talking about white sparks rather than blue sparks.
Anonymous No.533907062 >>533907195
>>533906814
I recall reading somewhere that you have a greater chance to get skill sparks if a parent had them and you get the skill.
Anonymous No.533907065
Next free ticket onigai
Anonymous No.533907069
>>533907013
Only the luckiest uma wins the Hopeless Stakes, it's a common Japanese saying.
Anonymous No.533907076
>>533907039
biko pegasus is really good tho
Anonymous No.533907079
>>533907013
Forward facing Spe icon
Anonymous No.533907101 >>533907359
Is it really true that the owner gave licensing rights but only if they made her a tsundere with big tits?
Anonymous No.533907109
>>533907010
Yeah I had a few faggots on my club quit cause they didn't roll enough kita blacks and it tanked us by over a 1000 ranks too, really cringe system
Anonymous No.533907112
>>533906756
Anonymous No.533907160
>>533907013
because Golshi is a bitch
Anonymous No.533907183 >>533907312
>My /uma/ club was created for the sole purpose of trading shoes
>Literally no one cares about farming fans
>We are top 500 anyway
Anonymous No.533907186 >>533907280 >>533907378 >>533907490
Can Tachyon solve a receding hairline?
Asking for a friend
Anonymous No.533907195 >>533907410
>>533907062
For your information.
Anonymous No.533907197
>>533906814
Single circle 20%, double circle 25%. Gold 40%
Anonymous No.533907280 >>533907479
>>533907186
What's that? Cock enlargment? Say no more.
Anonymous No.533907312
>>533907183
people don't blow their load early. the grind will happen days before the deadline. learned that the hard way. "haha this will be easy" then the salarymen came out of the woodworks
Anonymous No.533907354
>>533907053
yea I'm lacking sleep
Anonymous No.533907359
>>533907101
It's a funny anecdote but I haven't seen a source for this desu
Anonymous No.533907378
>>533907186
Anonymous No.533907410
>>533907195
>win 15 g1 races
>only get 2 white skills sparks
Anonymous No.533907456
>boot up game
>spend 1500 gems on Taishin's banner
>no Taishin, no Creek
>get angry
>close game
Anonymous No.533907479 >>533907548 >>533907552 >>533907763
>>533907280
>cock enlarges to 5 inch length, from your original perfectly acceptable and average 4 inches
>your butthole becomes puffy and sensitive
Would you take it
Anonymous No.533907490
>>533907186
No thanks Tachyon, I like my foreskin
Anonymous No.533907530
>Just blew 2k carrots on support banner to get some cards
>Kind of really regret it after
>Friend tells me the 11th they are re-running Tazuna too
Ah...
Anonymous No.533907548
>>533907479
I canโ€™t believe there are actual homosexuals in this general
Anonymous No.533907552
>>533907479
>from your original perfectly acceptable and average 4 inches
I know this is a joke, but still...
Anonymous No.533907691
this is fucking bullshit
Anonymous No.533907718
>dupe
>literally no difference from 0*
motherfucker...
Anonymous No.533907763
>>533907479
>>cock enlarges to 5 inch length, from your original perfectly acceptable and average 4 inches
Post makes more sense when you realize it's 5 PM in Indonesia