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You ARE building Mile S Taishin for CM3, right?

>>537913869
It's time to give up, anon. She has shitty guts bonus, unlike actually useful umas. Outside of mile she is nobody. And when there is Golshi around, Taishin has no chance.

>>537914274
No, I'm sending my team trials team.

>>537913409
>>537913409
pls help
i don't know if i am bricking myself with 3/3 runs

>>537913934 (OP)
I get tired of this westernfaggot art style. can you just be a proper weeb like everyone else if you're gonna take on the role of threadmaker instead of posting this johnny test helluva boss lookin shit all the time?

>>537914274
I'm sending Suzuka, Seiun Sky and Curren Chan

Still in Love at First Sight

Day 14, 2 weeks in and Still going strong edition

>>537914635
thanks for the update from reddit

Yeah you could say I'm a whale with multiple MLB SSR cards. No you may not borrow them, I hoard my wealth.

>>537914393
Depends on your umer's bonuses, also this might help with parents
https://chronogenesis.net/friend_search

>>537914274
Suzuka, Maruzensky and Seiun Sky all trading ults.

>>537914393
Unless you own creek MLB 3/3 is brick city desu
if you do own it it's doable on a character with speed bonus

In 1997, Taiki Shuttle won 4 back to back G1 races, but the JRA decided to give the horse of the year award to Air Groove after winning Spring Tenno Sho and jobbing the Japan Cup and Arima Kinen.

Had Taiki Shuttle not been robbed of this award, he would now be standing amongst the greatest, equalling legends such as Symboli Rudolf, Deep Impact, Kitasan Black, Vodka and Equinox in Horse of the Year awards.

THE GOAT

>>537914729
Erm your Spe-chan?

>>537914951
there seem to be quite a few horses who got stiffed out of having a really strong legacy by technicalities and other stuff like that

>SPD 1100+ Long S Golshi
>so fast she ends up on the first half of the pack mid game
>doesn't trigger Anchors because of her position
>lose position to Golshis whose ult proc'd
>lose the race

No one will post teio bully this thread!

>cinderella gray manga might end on irl arima kinen weekend
That’d be pretty cool

>>537914951
we will never forget such a robbery

>doing some tests
>taishin is suddenly at middle of the pack
>gold ship starts her anchor
>taishin does her end closing too
>procs shadow
>she zooms several distances and passes the finish line
>she's already doing her winning wave
>the other racers are still nowhere to be seen
When Taishin works, she becomes unstoppable.

>yeah the uma will eat shit at their fated race without the player trainer
Okay buddy

>It's another run that starts with 5 turns of supports spread across all 5 facilities
Why do I even bother?

>>537914951
taiki only won 2 g1s in 97

sniffing Grass Wonder's big sweaty butt
sniffing Tazuna's large sweet smelling butt

>>537914729
Your Special Week?!?!

i still don't get how to get good at this shit.
I try to train makakekrekrjakjer, try to win all the G1 races, eat sht at most of them, get 1* sparks and repeat.
Is that all there is to it? just get lucky lmao?

>>537915397
is manipulation consider bully too?

>arima kinen
>1100 speed, 950 stamina, 400 guts, two gold recoveries, S long
>highest stat enemies have barely 400 speed and stamina
>lose
>clock
>lose
>clock
>lose
>clock
>lose
>career over
good to have confirmation that stats in this "game" literally don't do anything

>>537915397
She doesn't deserve the triple crown.

>>537913446
What do you want me to do with all these
3* speed and mile sparks bro? CM3 is calling me.

>>537915707
Your WIT?

>>537915707
When you're brocked you're brocked
Maybe don't go as End Closer when there's 10 late surgers in front of you.

THE STRONGEST NUMBER 1 IDOL!

>>537914951
Erm anon. He did get horse of the year, the year later.
Unlike spechud LMAO

>>537915570
Woah look at this big shot! He had 5 supports show up to practice!

>>537915707
you got brocked

>yea u can hit 1.2k stam with only 2 stam cards and 4 speed cards with 20% stam growth vro just click stam training more than speed
>nothing to click on stam training most of the time
how are yall golshichuds doing it

>>537915808
>SS BAD Bitch

>>537915523
yeah pretty much
everyone gives neo universe and aston machan 4th wall status but tachyon already has visions or memory slates of real tachyon fucking up his legs in her career since year 1

>>537915547
>no faggots in the comments of the artist crying about Urara being a daughter
we are healing

>>537915941
15* in inherited stamina.

>>537915397
Explain to me why Teio is subjected to have coffee poured over her head? I've went through season 2 expecting a scene of that and I was disappointed

>>537915941
you know how
their 4/2 cards aren't the same as yours

>>537915707
Go front you retard

>>537915707
Your power bro?

The side dishes are very cute.

Digitan LOVE

someone know the name of the new umamusume song?

I hate Teio.
I seriously fucking hate her.

#1 hors
#1 student
#1 wife
#1 breeding cow

>>537916040
sauce onegai

>>537915808
>wit up there with her stamina
Falcon got the smarts after all.

Lul, why is the Queen Elizabeth Cup intro so bugged? The race title never shows up!

>>537916301
Meni ShukiRasshu-sshu!?

>>537916198
was fronting as maya actually but thank you for admitting that you're a clueless retarded nigger, neck yourself

Start of summer screenshot.

>>537916169
b-b-but witgawd recommended 4/2...

>>537916453
Estell- FUCK Daiwa is not a cow!

>>537916745
that's a lot of mares

isnt the strategy as a giga leech chad to only join a club a day before the cutoff? so you can leech like a god

>>537916678
thanks anon

>>537916301
Meni Shuki Rush

STOP THE COUNT!

>>537916864
Is her game out yet?
Still don't think it will surpass the 2D games, they had their own irreplacable charm.

>>537916781
End of Summer screenshot.
Rainbows not found.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>537916706
No but seriously, why of all stats in your green text, you're mentioning guts and not your power or wit.

>>537916807
it is the best ratio. if you do 3/3 you'll just end up with 200 more stam but absolute dogwater speed

>>537916745
m**es are so sexy

>>537917201
Doto is into bondage?

>>537916998
it's out on september 19th but a demo is out now, yes the OGs will always be the go to games for me, I want the remake for the beautiful visuals

>>537916864
Counterpoint

>>537917003
Mission failed, we'll get 'em next time.

Best uma wife for a retard?
Asking for a friend.

>>537917028
We are one.

>>537917318
>>537917505
witlets

/uma/ became slow as hell. At least half of anons have left since Taurus huh.

any clubs recruiting, have 24M fans and taurus platinum title and won't request dirt shoes 342761474698

>>537917069
but yall said dogwater speed (like 900?) is okay with non-dogwater stamina...

i thought the 777 was supposed to be lucky....

>>537917580
lol.
no

>>537917556
bwo just wait till the 13th then join a B-B+ shitter club then leech there

air groove (no deodorant)

this might be the run
I can't wait for bad rainbow/mood RNG to completely fucking ruin this for me

>>537917672
I've been looking for a B+ club for days bros...

>>537915808
I will now come to her show

>>537917552
I dont play career anymore I just log in for dailies and come around here for the interaction

>>537917731
Got the bride one, is she good?

>>537917505
Looks like your sparks could use some... heh... ground work.

Kitasan FAT

lots of people just dont want to play the game or know how to chink bot. very grim

>can't get enough stamina with 0LB creek because she's a massive brick
>can't get enough stamina without creek because maestro is one of two reliable gold recoveries generally available
Power Rice can't come soon enough.

>>537915547
Once urara learns about sex she's going to become a total slut
>Ne ne toreina, take off your pants and lets play bouncing!
>Today was so fun Toreina san! When we get home can we do some more baby practice? yatta!
>RISE AND SHINE TOREINA SAN! ITS TIME FOR MY MORNING ENERGY SHOT!
>eheheeeee, even when we can't spend the day together, Urara's day is always even better when she can take some of Toreina san along with her!

I bet she'd wanna do hugging upright straddle and do tongue kisses too, the skank.

I want to give Stego more autistic sons!

on the tangent of 4speed and 2stam

i have kitasan, sweep and eishin all at MLB
but i have absolute fuckall for my 4th speed card (1lb king or 2lb taishin)

i have 1lb creek, and MLB satono/cafe or 3LB mcqueen
still on the fence about my 2nd stam card, but creek is definitely coming along.

should i borrow a MLB creek or a better 4th speed card (MLB king/biko)?

how essential is professor of curvature

Umamusume dead derby

>>537918001
kitasan baps

>>537918178
borrow Tazuna

>>537917939
>I dont play career anymore
I think a lot of the playerbase is like this now. No normalfag is going to do over 100 ura career runs. What are cyjews going to do when the normalfags drop the game in droves

>>537918287
Leech of the whales. That's the model.

>>537914274
i am sending EL CONDOR PASA

>>537918415
not with monthly quotas

>>537918178
who are you running, depending on the bonus you might want to do 3/3, also cafe is a really good card

>>537918287
uma musume is an effort game, there are whales that lose to FTPs because they are lazy and no they don't have a life outside of this unless you count watching netflix as a life

Night owl and Slacker in my daily 3 borrows

Better luck tomorrow

true ending

>>537918637
Yeah but then you see Leviathans that are putting in the money and the effort and come with triple capped, perfect skill honses with S aptitude sometimes.

>>537918789
who cares if no one's playing the game

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/R18MfCqFkrk

I'm posting this every day until you fags like it.

>>537918789
that's the rare unicorn that whales and plays for meta

>play Mejiro Ryan's career
>she's actually kinda cute
Why didn't anyone tell me?

her name?

>>537917028
>>537917505
Seems to me that you haven't laid sufficient groundwork to build your sparks upon

>>537916985
Everyone becomes bouncy AF in that costume. Does that costume... hide pads?

>uma's peak in steam (ignoring the bot faggotry during the Kita card period) was ~46k players
>now it stays in 25k and lower
Finally, honeymoon phase is ending. Steam should end in the 10k in maybe 1 or 2 months more. Hopefully slop channels will also abandon soon.

>>537918263
i can't hit the 35% (or something) race bonus threshold in my current set up with her
i tried using her before but in the end my skill points were somehow lesser than without tazuna despite her giving skill points through events (probably should test this again)
>>537918557
mayano, thats why i am considering king for that +1 power to match her up with goldship's natural growth

Is anime Teio just straight up better than regular Teio?

>chrono has a full breakdown in a list too
danchous have no excuse

>>537917028
>>537917505
To have a firm foundation, you need proper Groundwork.

>>537918927
I hate it!

>>537914274
No. I will exist in a perpetual state of panic over not having a ready ace for the upcoming CM. It keeps my mind racing to come up with the most efficient deck for whatever I'm trying to accomplish. Who needs parent runs anyway?

>senior year
>stats are below 500
What the fuck is this run
Oh wait, everyone was all over the place and I got no rainbows half the time
What in the hell

When are we getting Ms. Victoria for the CM winning live so I can actually start putting effort into making my aiba win and perform it

>>537914274
Mile? I thought the next CM was long

>>537919056
King and kitasan rainbows feel really good for power yeah, I also like borrowing biko myself, good stat stick, good priority, and the 20 training effectiveness bonus feels good

>>537917954
>>537918990
>>537919104

>>537914274
I'll be the only one sending King Halo as my ace, and I will win.

AaAaAaA I massively regret not rolling on the Creek rate up. I am getting my ass handed to me in TT because all my opponents can run MLB Creek AND MLB Kita. All these people fielding several A+ umas while I only have 1. I didn't realize the Kita rerun was 4 months away so I'm stuck at this mediocre power level for a very long time.

>>537918927
The first few seconds are really good then instantly turns into typical idol slop

>>537914274
I didn't even roll for Taishin because I'm not a fan of her racewear

>>537919092
Sorry danchou but i'm gonna be off today...

>>537919467
Bwo... Rank means nothing. I can get A+ no problem and I only have 0LB Creek. (And 2LB Kita which I have literally never used, haven't even leveled it.)

Just escaped Dia-chan's sleeve after 7 hours

Would you fuck Spechud Week even though her personality is really boring and she looks bland and fat and ugly? Like what if she begged you really hard?

>>537919630
thanks I barely see art of her

Spe a cute and wife!

>Parenting run
>Huh, this is going pretty smoothly
>Reach URA
>Hishi still hasn't given spurt
Thanks for the +2 stamina +6 power...

>>537919769
>she looks bland and fat and ugly?
she has nice tits and a slender body. she's not a 10/10 supermodel like most umas but she's still attractive

So I’m in a situation where I have a usable spurt parent (bad blues but full spurt sparks) and some okay long follows (passable blues with enough long) and I’m not sure if I should use the borrows for an ace or to farm a better parent.
Both are statistically improbable at 3 borrows, anybody who’s lucked out on an ace already have any thoughts?

>>537918927
>like
Literally everyone likes the song, dance, characters, etc. do you mean like your channel? Are you trying to farm likes on that video on a basket weaving forum?

>>537919769
I know you are talking about the anime spe but the actual spe of the game is a cute cinamonroll and deserves to bear my 8 kids

Is it better with one gold and 2 white recovery skills, or 2 gold?
For gemini

>>537919969
>Literally everyone likes the song
not everyone likes shit

I know I should be prepping for cancer cup but I'm burned out after cooking for gemini. I will see my current horses die on that, then I'll think about new horses.

>>537919893
Borrow spurt spark?

>>537918927
After going to the hot springs thrice with King Halo, everything about her just seems more beautiful to me. Her singing voice seems nice even without that.

is it slander week time

>>537919945
Her daughters look like 10/10 though,her grandaughter Tact too.

>>537919793
Go watch her bond story on YT if you want.
It's basically two podunk sweethearts taking on the Central slickers.

>>537919627
It's the good kind of A+. 1K speed/stam with a ton of skills. At first it was just sprint/milers but now I see 2+ in long and medium. My class 6 luck shitting days are over..

>>537920087
Didn't proc.

>>537920160
thanks but I dont want to spoil myself yet, I know it will take a time till she arrives but I'm willing to wait for her

>>537920113
I want to grope her fat body

>>537920109
>After going to the hot springs thrice with King Halo
>thrice
That's some kingly luck.

damn my golshi will get rekt

>>537918093
Yep, same situation here. I gave up on Gemini like a week ago after bashing my head too many times. Babysitting a shit card with no prio, no initial friendship and no stats just to not lose out on the human rights skill feels awful.

I rember I was about to uninstall after rerolling for Kita for 2 full days straight and getting 0 copies when some anon gaslighted me into thinking one copy of SC was okay. Dumb, I know, but those early days were peak gaslighting season and a part of me needed to believe that I'd be fine with 0LB SC.

So the CM3 track has the final spurt on the straight after the last corner, so why is Seiun Sky ult so valued? Is is because of its high base duration carrying its effect over sufficiently?

>>537919769
Anime and Game Spe is cute and hot tho

BWO SHE'S GOING AWAY
AND HER LEGEND RACE IS 13 SETS AWAY
WHAT DO I DO

>>537914305
My paizuri slave
>>537914274
I didn't roll for her so no.

>>537920393
She actually won the ticket four times but flubbed the run with the second ticket. Now whenever I run King Halo there's a part of me hoping for a fifth ticket.

>Classic Year - March
>Awful mood

>>537920580
personally I prefer her game version

Fucking hell man this shitty Golshi run really got me my first 9* stamina uma

you can't gaslight me into thinking special needs is cute

what are the odds that I could get lone wolf to work on my gold ship for CM?
also which of these be useful for CM2:
>professor of curvature
>end closer corners
>pressure
>standing by
>homestretch haste
>nimble navigator

>>537920452
Maybe it would feel a bit less bad if her event chain didn't have what feels like a 60% chance of not getting to the third stage.

if there were that many uma then there'd be a market for long-ass smartphones so they can talk normally instead of being on loudspeaker. or umamusume airpods.

>>537920721
her game version eyes are extremely cute

>>537920627
use your statues you mongoloid

>>537920458
speed is capped until you reach the final leg of the race, after that you start accelerating to your actual top speed, any acceleration ult that lands at the start of the final leg is amazing since it will make you reach it faster than people relying only on natural accel, seiun sky does that (blue in inherited, red is seiun sky real ult)

I am looking for a chill club
686345960575

>>537919467
you wouldn't have MLB creek anyways bwo

Do you gain friendship points with the director and reporter “twice” every time you train with them?

I swear the bar goes up then you get the scene that reads “Friendship went up by x points” and the bar is even higher next time they show up. Kind of goofy design if I’m not wrong.

>>537921113
Yes

>>537920753
she's not that flat

Spechan was better in s2 tho
she was funny
which is weird because the latter half of s1 was happening in parallel to s2

Bored

>>537921030
hello Mother-in-Law, is your daughter at home?

Pajama party

>>537920878
Is it discrimination if your office building doesnt have LONG phones

>>537921474
FUCKING UMMERS AND THEIR GODDAMN LONG EARS

Tachyon surely is popular in the west

>>537919969
Depends on how bad the blues are I guess. I'm still parent farming trying to roll something a little more decent but I might have to just say fuck and start training my ace at this point

We failed.

>>537920807
THAT'S SO MUCH CLUB POINTS THO
>>537920891
it will cost me over 180 statues to buy 84 pieces

>>537920627
If you have statues, use them
i you are short a few star pieces, maybe your daily sales will have some
if you have club points, spend them
but if you don't have club points, no statues, no star pieces, and no money for whaling...then you are fucked
>t.still doesn't have Grass Wonder, Msyano, or Pasa upgraded to lvl 3 stars

>lol its glue you need stamina
>lol its glue you need wit
>lol its glue you need speed
>lol its glue you need power
YEAH WHY DONT I JUST GET 1.2K ON EVERYTHING HUH? FUCK YOU

We love Spe-chan here.

>>537921652
I'm glad you understand

>>537921579
>furfag draws a normal character for the first time in it's life

>>537921579
What in the fullmetal alchemist chimera is this.

>>537921652
actually your guts was too low

>>537921652
>YEAH WHY DONT I JUST GET 1.2K ON EVERYTHING HUH? FUCK YOU
>no distance S
I'm afraid that's still glue.

>Uma is already this dead
rip all the whales that got milked by based japjews

>>537921652
I mean you get that in the later scenarios, BUUUT what about your skills bro? Its all about them later

>>537920854
50/50, either you're the only one who has it and it procs or you aren't and it doesn't activate
PoC and End Closer Corners

Tfw one of your follows finally puts some nine star umas on their borrow slot.

>>537921814
DAMN IT NATTY NOT NOW

>>537921474
It would be if the phone is required for your job

>>537920458
It's because as long as you're in first place, her unique activates the second Final Leg starts, which is actually a tiny bit before the final corner ends. You can see from >>537920946 that Final Leg starts at 1067m, but Corner 4 goes until 1100.

It's a perfectly consistent and timed accel ult, which is pretty much everything you could ask for on this race.

But only if she's first at the time. If she misses that tiny 33m window, she's fucked.

>>537921795
>>537921724
he is just that kind of artist

>>537921652

>he doesn't get at least 1000+ in 3 stats

oh no no no

>>537921828
>BUUUT what about your skills bro?
With better stats it's easier to win races therefore you get more skillpoints overall :^)

>>537921652
You need another gold heal

>>537921827
they just needed to accelerate the schedule faster no one wants to play ura for another month. but the problem is management are just clueless boomers who dont even play the game

What a slut

>>537921632
motherfucker you've got 8k points, what are you hoarding that shit for

>>537922009
>uma using the shower
huh, isn't toreina supposed to wash them and scrub them in the backyard? that's what my uma asks me to do

>>537921976
i like it

>>537921632
Look anon, do you want your 3* big titty twintail goddess or not?

>>537921652
1200 in a stat is just the beginning.
The real races are decided by
>S distance +121 speed
>maxed right/left handed +60 speed
>maxed [season] runner +60 speed
>maxed inner/outer post proficiency +60 speed
>lucky 7 +40 speed
>lone wolf +40 speed

900/1100 seems to be about the best I can manage with my dogshit support cards. are there any support cards worth chasing before CM2 releases so I have an excuse to pull?

So did your relationship with your Uma changed after getting raped?

I have not played a career in over a week

>>537922421
I haven't gotten raped though.

>>537922427
which I'm sure your club appreciates very much

>watch jpwitGOD vid for the next CM
>"if your stamina is value is too low you cannot get it" when talking about Mc queen support card
Damn another thing learned by the jpGOD himself

>>537922427
Danchou is gonna freak

>>537922213
Whose backyard are you using? Toreinas and Umas are supposed be living in the dorms…

Did the anon with the 800 wit Golshi win Taurus?

>>537921437
sexren chan

Thread theme
https://youtu.be/XztyaX5KJzA?si=vxXkMeAbknEdTfkE

>>537922319
you have the animation where shes bothering cafe like for attention

>>537922421
what do you think anon? how would you feel if the person you trusted these last years suddenly assaulted you from behind and used you like some piece of meat just pleasing herself without a care if you are getting hurt or enjoying it? also she wouldn't care if you get to cum or not

>>537922531
>his uma is a poorfag without a mansion

>>537922421
It's not rape, if it's a super lucky spell and I want us to be super lucky.

>>537922427
bwo... you've bricked you're account by missing out on...
350 carats

Can this make it to group A in the upcoming Mile CM?

>>537922509
I call BS, I've had good stamina when the event triggers and not gotten it...

>>537922091
>>537922261
YOU DID THIS TO ME

>>537922421
Trainers and their uma don't have sex.

>>537922615
Thread Mare

>>537922427
bro you dropped my club rank to B+ PICK IT UP

>>537922782
Witlets go straight to group B

sometimes I think about the giga piggu biwa anon that boughted 200000 carats
I wonder if he still plays

>>537922717
its Teiover...

>>537922427
What the fuck are you even doing? Just spamming Bakushin on the jukebox?

>>537922687
now I need socioeconomic status tier list for umas

What happened?

Left or right

>>537922782
>firm X

>>537922717
>>537922427
wait, my bad, it's actually 210 carats. we get only 30 carats a day while JP gets 50

I’m gonna make it…

>>537923040
soft and happy

Drawing a feet-focused goldship this month, anyone want to throw ideas at me? I was going for some post-race sweaty shoes action

>>537923081
Its wet conditions isnt it?

>>537923081
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>537923069
I want to say left but
>299 wit

>>537922782
>speed/power focused build
>firm conditions x

>>537923040
Time comes for us all dear Doto

>>537922976
I wanted to say Urara and Machitan are poor as fuck but Urara probably gets showered by money for existing and Machitan is the director's child soooooo

>>537922851
wait you used club points AND statues for this? it was either or, now your account is truly bricked

>>537923081
>>537923156
Good, actually.

>>537922685
Rice would never do that to me...>>537922696

>>537923142
i don't have anything to suggest, just wanted to tell you you're based

...

>>537923187
But does that matter if the cm is run on wet conditions?

>>537923040
he got castrated anon
:=3

>>537923212
TAZUNA
THIS FUCKER RIGHT HERE
EVISCERATE HIM

>>537923040
castration

>>537922917
That’s my mare

>>537922802
Where is her sex appeal?

>>537922851
Now get her the rest of the way

>>537923284
You may not like it but this is what peak umamusume looks like

>>537923040
Retirement

damn teio and mcqueen just became extremely gay for 1 episode, well it was just teio actually, nothing from mcqueen
wtf was that

>>537923464
Now that's something I didn't know I wanted...

>>537923328
chronogenesis devs just want to watch the world burn

>>537923432
THAT'S MY HORSE!

>>537922615
For me, it's Prix de l'Arc de Triomphe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hOlqeiHKtLg

>>537922782
What named track is mile cm

>>537923245
best girl

>>537922421
We have regular amount of Umapyoi everyday now (5 times a day).

>It's another great skills but terrible trainings episode
I fucking hate this
I can't break 1000 in stam or speed while I'm trying to chase both plus get good skills

>>537923661
yasuda kinen

>>537923661
Tokyo 1600 not sure whats the best race for room matches.

>>537923567
D-... darby...?

https://x.com/hiyo____co/status/1960646165302751350
Anyone know what song this is

>>537922851
You're now a numbah wan trainer.

>>537923464
The yakuza would be fine with a couple of tailjob doujin right?

>2nd inspiration
>S Long, S End Closer
>No Straightaway Spurt
tired of this shit

>>537923432
she sleeps with fat smelly oji-sans btw

>>537923584
Its called yuribaiting, you know how companies try to target almost everyone? Well cygames is the same here

shhh Oguri is stimming

>kinda good run
>fail to get spurt
>mcqueen failed to give me the gold
shit i only have one more borrow...

>>537923983
all of them are me in disguises btw

>>537923983
Yeah, me.

>>537923937
see >>537916678

>>537923584
>>537924007
this, game/anime companies always try to bait fans, artists and creators into specific tropes and fetishes all the time

>>537923616
Better get to grinding

>>537923983
Yeah, me

>>537923284
imagine the smell between those thighs

should I bother with a goldshi if i already have my taishin ace ready? i feel like im just gonna end up blocking myself with two end closers, doing tachyon runs instead

>>537907245
noooo paid daily rolls are a scam you're not supposed to roll with a 66% discount while getting things you wanted

kitasan is boring

>>537923823
damn this was close. 200 more stam and speed would make this a scary Spechan. Did rainbows fuck you over?

>>537923983
please stop exposing me

>>537923584
yurimusume

The careers are too long to do one every day and the carat rewards are too low

>>537924152
thanks bro

>>537924298
Yup, in the later rounds to japan cup there were few rainbows, if there were it only gave +26

will try again

>>537924032
I want to rape Kita and Día.

Phew... I'm safe for another week.

man dober does not want to give me sunny days sparks
i guess its time for sekai saikyou

>>537924471
zamn, do middle schoolers really look like this

>>537924167
Well yeah, the more audience they cover the better but eventually they end up pushing some ways more than others, cause you can't please everyone forever

>>537924032
my POV

>gemini in 3 days
>still grinding my grandparent

I respect Spe because she has good taste in honse.

How would (you)r uma react if she found out you pent the entire afternoon talking alone with Tachyon in the infirmary, anon?

>>537923142
anything with her taking her boots off in her G1 outfit would be good

>>537923328
leave bro you deserve better

>>537915141
>>537915628
I was a retard and didn't finish the first event...

>>537924724
Send my ass for a full detox report.

>>537924836
DIOS MIO

>>537924836
why didn't you just reroll. even at MLB the spe welfare is nothing compared to kitasan

Slowly my collage of onsen wins grows..

>>537924832
You don't even know who I am

>>537924534
>dober gives me sunny days before debut
alright then

>>537924724
I would record everything in secret and then blackmail her to train or I will report her to Tracen authorities

>>537924723
I respect Spe because she made Buena Vista

>>537924836
same here. I found out that the global release was out like a week too late and the last couple days of the event overlapped with absolutely everything in my life eating up my free time

>>537924836
kek same. mine is only 2LB. my first gacha game so i didnt know that you were even supposed to be chasing dupes.

is it true that the bigger your energy bar is, the failure percentage is scaled up

>>537925029
I respect spe because Daring Tact came from her genes too

>>537924032
Those big tits can't be very aerodynamic

Hanshin Juvenile Fillies

>>537925387
How can an uma be this sexo..

>>537924947
I prefer the rape list

so do we ever get more racewear outside of 3 star gacha alts you need to roll for or is the standard idol wear + race outfit all we get for each uma?

>>537923142
>Feet-focused
Involve pantyhose

>>537925519
I’d let Raisu rape me

>try to build long daiwa
>supports don't appear for shit
>kitasan and creek won't rainbow for shit
>lots of mood downs
>keeps placing at bare minimum
>get hotspring ticket(never had her get this before)
>starts winning races
>wins URA finale at - - o
>
????????
What the fuck just happened?

>>537924836
At least yours has the SPEcialty priority, mine doesn't.
>>537925053
Same, I wasn't even aware there was a global release despite being surrounded by anons and literal JPfags (who immediately banned any mention of global).
Completely flew under the radar until, I don't fucking know, streamers picked the game up at which point now everybody talked about it.

>>537925519
What the fuck are they putting in the water over there? Only thing missing are heart pupils.

post the princess

>>537925279
Always wondered if Japanese bear tastes any different.

>>537924836
i kinda fucking hate this card even at MLB
no starting friendship, low specialty priority

>>537925519
>forgetting taishin

>>537925659
When their body temperature rises, their animal instincts awaken and start taking over their bodies

>>537924836
I started late and grinded for hours trying to finish this fucking card only to end at 3 LB because I ran out of time. Ended up dumping the account and starting over anyways because I couldn't get kitasan.

>>537925704
Spe-chan already has a friend, she doesn't need you.

why does she bully bears?

>>537925630
Daiwa WILL get her umapyoi with toreina

yeah sex is nice but have you ever hit that +30 energy event three times in a row while hitting triple rainbows every time

>>537925630
>What the fuck just happened?
RNG gods having a laugh. Worth it I'd say, going by your picture.

>>537925884
why is suzuka padding her bra

>>537925967
her trainer flirted with curren and forgot about her though

Double debuffers are kinda scary this cm. I know that single ace is a meme but they also jihad the shit out of rooms. If you didnt 1200 +3 like witgod recommended, 3+ debuffers in a room can just end your finals just like that.

>>537925659
Horses typically go into heat during the spring.

>>537926150
only happens to shitters in the non canon timeline

When are we getting the dirt granny, I want her

>>537925504
>>537925387
sex

>>537924686
Don't selfcest that hard, bwo.

>>537926215
ok gaslighter

it's better to build facilities spd and stam equally or do you rush one to lv5 immediately?

>>537925992
happened to me once, the 4th food event finally gave me slow metabolism and ended the streak

>>537925906
Chased off a bear or two RL, and it spiraled into the girl who was set to be the only 'normal' Triple Tiara quickly becoming the survivorman's ideal woman/r63 Solid Snake.

>>537925992
successfully doing quad rainbow 3 times in a row at 30%, 70% and 90%
I love gambling
she jobbed at ura lmao

>>537925704
>no starting friendship, low specialty priority
It's decent for a welfare SSR, you high standards bimbo.

>>537926384
I don't bother with facilities, rush bonds and then just do rainbows.

>>537925245
AAAAAAAAAAAA I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH DIA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>537926307
11 months

>>537926060
>>537925801
send me images with better resolution if you want something better

>>537926519
This but Flashu

>>537925906
I guess if we do get Titleholder in Uma she’ll be Tact’s bear bullying buddy lmao

I ate a zinger burger, a whole bucket, with added cheese bites, with a big coke at KFC and downed it with a pumpkin spice latte after

>>537926240
Uuuuh kingu I can see "that"

>>537925245
I will pull for every Dia-chan

>farming a parent
>run goes perfectly, get everything, win everything
>even a hot spring ticket!
>somehow my personal high score rating
>here's your sparks bro!

What the fuck?

>>537926636
And you're still hungry for more..

>>537926636
The only thing here that really seems unnecessary is the soda

What's the chance for a race spark? Like 5%?

Now this is the luckiest I will ever be, so this is my Goldship for Gemini
>Fast learner
>BofA event
>The hints from Cafe
>Spurt
>Long S

it cost all but my one remaining statue.
But I don't care, I always wanted to uncap bakushin

>>537926879
Damn lookin good bwuh

>>537923069

Left by far, even though wit is 299 you have almost 850 power. I saw a S rank 1200/1200/900 Goldship destroy a lobby without Straightaway Spurt, people don't appreciate how much power matters in this race. Test it out, I'm sure you'll find the same case

>>537923383
>>537923428
Why'd they castrate a perfectly good breeding stallion? Is that not just free money in the horse industry?

>Summer
>fail 2 big rainbows
KILL ME I DON'T HAVE MORE BORROWS

>>537926879
Forgot pic of course

>>537926780
That's Umamusume: Pretty Derby for you!

>>537926780
That's pretty generous.
She won 17 of 19 her races and only lost at Osaha Hai and Tenno Sho Spring.

>>537926792
desu I kinda wish it was a crispy bucket instead of the original one.
>>537926806
why?

>>537926262
i love ironic AMVs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LU0ggoc8iyg

>>537927153
>sub 300 wit
Hope no debuffers get in your races, bwo.

CM Tests, bring 3 if you can:
19928088
76221388
97230519

>>537925669
Reminder: You cannot outrun the uma.

>>537914410
>I get tired of this westernfaggot art style
SAAR

>>537927362
Everything else there has some non-zero amount of goodness for you, except for the soda

>3 borrows
>all of them failed 2 summer trainings under 10%
WTF THIS SHIT IS FUCKING RIGGED

>Literally got one shite 2* from this grind
thank you, cygenerous...

I might actually hit this CM with just three last minute Umas since this 9* stamina parent isn't manifesting itself

>the matriach of mejiro family in the anime is voice by fucking Haman Karn
I guess Mejiros are young men hunters since Mcqueen's trainer(soon to be husband) in the game is a fairly young subtrainer before becoming the main trainer for team Sirius

>>537927725
>>537927738
Pay up, chuds.

Horse pussy

>>537927907
what the fuck is a horse

>>537927642
The soda is for the custom. Next to a burger, fries and coke is mandatory.

F2P CM room: 43351356

NO WHALES ALLOWED

>>537927725
I got out of the flow a little bit and started getting mad at careers again and had to catch myself.
Just remember careers are victory through dozens of attempts. The perfect run comes to you as long as you consistently run the career and don't make stupid mistakes. RNG is ass and yeah getting a random migraine or kita el negro taking her speed huffing buddies and hanging out at guts all senior year sucks, but there is so much that can go wrong, that something almost always will.
Just do what you can, then go again

You will seethe eternally if you expect anything from any run just because a disaster hasn't hit you *yet*

>>537927837
she stayed in the team with him for a reason, also I find it cute how mad she gets the moment reporters try to blame her trainer over the race bump incident

>>537927153
>290 wit

>>537927984
うまんこ

>>537928127
bwo......

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>537927738
why does daiwa scarlet look like she is gonna say la ilaha illa allah

>>537928127
Man, don't post this sad shit in here
But if you're gonna - post more

>>537927619
>forgot to set my Special Week to Pace in all 3 rooms
Oh for fucks sake. Why the fuck is she late by default anyway

Shitters from today. any of them have a chance on the CM? spurt refused to come home

>>537926928
Good hunting I plan to try her for the cm3 heard she isn't bad once you rise her aptitude of course

>>537928243
omg difficult pronunciation uma
matikanefukukitaru

I'm gonna say it
I don't like the Tanuki Umas

>>537928243
COMEEEEEE ONNNNN TORAINEEE
SCOOOREEEEEE SOMEEE FOOOOKINNN SPARKSSS

>>537928165
walled by a traffic cone lmao

>>537928165
if you are blocked... you're blocked

>>537928165
>I WILL NOT MOVE OUT OF THE WAY

>>537928127
Why was he and Teio so bad at breeding?
Besides the dams Rudolf sired

>>537928165
Teio gigantic ass blocking the way

>2 mood downs
>sleep deprive
>3 failed infirmary checks
>before fucking hopeful stakes
>another mood down
>recreation to get it back up
>mood down again
>does so bad in Kikuka Sho forced to use 2 alarm clocks and the daily free
>fails a 9% fail rate on a triple speed on summer and mood goes down three fucking levels and practice poor
>every fucking support card is hanging around Guts and Wits
>run is so bad she has 780 Speed 800 Stam 450 Power by Ura Finale
>career fails at ura finale semi-finals
I don't think I have ever had a career go this fucking bad. Holy shit.

>Play Rice.
>Get the bad jabby from the doc before debut. Restart.
>Get 16th in my first race into multiple mood downs in a row. Restart.
>Get stats and events so bad I can't even enter the Japan Cup (never happened before)
Might drop Uma desu. I don't think a PvP gacha is my thing. I'm too casual. There's barely any fun progression when you can't get any money and everything is controlled by RNG sparks.

>>537927057
they castrated him only after he retired from stud duty

>>537927153
>wasting all that luck by being a witlet
bruh

>run starts with slow metabolism
yep that's a restart

>>537928658
thoroughbred horse autism
which goes both ways to stallions and mares
sunday silece, tachyon and goldship are kinda of anomalies if you look at the numbers

Is 500 stamina + 900 guts enough to run 3200

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xmH6Bqmo1r4&list=RDxmH6Bqmo1r4&start_radio=1 MAMBO

>>537927619
Results from the only match that filled from /uma/ before I opened the others to the public:
1>2>3

>>537928165
I get you golshi. If I was behind Teio I wouldn't wanna move either.

>>537928981
how the hell

>>537928916
Don't think so I think it's still like 600+3 recovery and S guts like that tachyon meme build people have tried

>>537928953
why are 16:9 videos from this song always cut in 3 parts like this? is this song of all things for some reason phone only, so they have to do some hackery to get it working in wide?

>>537928916
Naw, 1200 guts needed. It's better to do stamina than guts as you get guts + stam

>>537929089
made for anal

>>537928243
How do people grind this one her voice makes me want to tear my ears out

>>537928981
oh no no no 1.2k + 5 gold recovery bros our responses?

>>537929157
So 600 stamina 1000 guts and 3 recoveries?

damn hard to use spe

I hate Tokai Teio.
I seriously fucking hate her.

>>537928110
yeah at the end of the day is just RNG. I'm kinda salty because since the start of the week every run is stupidly unlucky. getting more than 700 speed this week seems impossible. i need to git gud

I love boobs

>>537928981
stamina doesn't matter lmao

>>537929286
I think it's at least 800-1000. I've only see screenshots. Like one high roll but I don't know their skills

>>537928906
DOBER WAS A MASSIVE SLUT THOUGH

>>537929229
I love her.

Another three borrow runs, completely fucking worthless.

Time to go rape teio again I guess.

54412797

Anotha cm lobby

>>537924471
Only Dia for me, but it's her who want to do the rape

>Need to materialize 200k event points for the trainee ticket
I'm getting tickets at any cost therefore I'm cleating this man hating uma

>>537929445
No need to be that harsh.

>>537929425
wtf i love guts now

>>537929204
oh noooo my face its slipping toward your asshole noooo

>>537929229
You can turn off sound in the settings

>>537929523
>2 uraras
RAPE

>>537929425
Getting that with just Urara and Tannhauser is going to be hard if not impossible.

Post the yandere uma pics

>>537929397
Same. Fucking love tits.

>>537929786
which one?

>>537929698
>>537929785

It seems to be 4 recoveries an example I got from VFs discord

>>537929608
The full video of this unique where she starts jiangshi hopping towards the camera fills me with "japenese humor" echoes (but I find it really funny anyway)

>>537929523
Gud race, that's an impressive goldship

>>537924471
>those gigantic slop honkers

>>537927057
Don't want random strangers stealing your premium horse semen.

>>537929523
>obliterates your carefully built aces with shitter stats golshi
heh this game is so ez man

>>537929947
I think Taishin didn't proc encroaching shadows so both spurt Goldships passed her

WHERE ARE MY SHOES YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I havent made any aces in while since I was farming sparks and now farming event...

Does a skill with a named position only works where you're in that position or whenever?
Like the Spurt one, is it only limited to End Closers?

>>537922421
Ogrui doesn't know what sex is

oof... got a feeling that my club will soon not be so comfy anyway

is nemesis or emperors divine might better as an inherit or both?

>>537930160
yes

>>537930160
Yes.

>>537929907
all of them

>>537929927
It's two, her unique won't work most of the time I think.

>>537914410
>I get tired of this westernfaggot art style.
obviously is a ESL complaining about "muh westoid cartoon style" everytime

This'll have to do for now, time to start building my ace.

>>537930050
What a dork

>>537922427
based
danchou is gonna FREAK

>>537930050
>this horse just appears out of nowhere for races it's not known to run for and balls it
What the fuck is the real horse's deal?

>>537930248
I only have the Teio ones

>>537930196
DANCHOU, JUST CHECK CHRONOGENESIS
THEY HAVE DATA PER DAY NOW
KICK THE LEECHES

surely this time

>>537930196
you should definitely leave right now, dont let them drag you down

bakushin's racing goals are retarded and based as fuck almost feel bad that it takes a crazy amount of autistic parenting to get her to race those

>six days left of wedding event
>all runs have been dedicated to gemini aces then immediately into cancer parents
>haven't even crossed 400k points for the MLB SSR
i'm feeling the acceleration...

>>537929785
If you have the right growth rates + parents it is doable. Unfortunately I can't get 18* stam so I gotta run more stam cards.

Is /Uma/ Club the most competitive?

>>537930380
Teio in this outfit makes my penis rock hard everytime

>>537930205
Divine Emperor is the absolute strongest unique velocity skill both inherited and on Rudolf herself currently as long you can fulfil it's condition of passing 3 other umas (which is easy from end/late and impossible from pace)
The only other velocity skill that matches the velocity gain is Triumphant Pulse, but that's riskier as it can activate just before the race ends and you lose out on seconds of the duration.
Nemesis is genuinely one of the worst uniques to inherit just because it's positional requirements are really strict. You're better off getting Shooting Star or Shadow break

I'm fucking tired of """""sparks farming"""""" i never get shit, not even the white ones. Am i doing something wrong or is it really just entirely based on luck?
if so, then this game is turbo retarded. Whether your umas are good or not is completely out of your control

>>537930465
She's the type to touch something hot, instinctively flinch away, and then touch it again to make sure it was actually hot

>>537930465
Is it even possible to get a long competent Bakushin through eugenics?

>>537930449
shit game

>>537930606
she's just like me

>>537930568
indeed

>>537929425
>>537930549
QRD on this meme?

>>537930378
Owners had no idea where they wanted to put him so they just put him everywhere. Jobbed at first but then went legendary after classics year Opera O style.

>>537930394
danchou wouldn't do such a thing, or use such website... even tho he mentioned it some days ago

>>537930581
Yeah, the point of the game is to do runs over and over and over and over so you can get good sparks which make better runs which means you can run in the high level champions meet and get an extra 500 carats which will get you R support cards.

>>537930581
Uma Musume is a LUCK game.

How do I get into a good club? I got like 40 mil last month

>>537930646
FIRST RATE
I
R
S
T

R
A
T
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>>537930684
There's no way I'm getting 1K speed+stamina with my poverty cards so I'm guts maxxxing in the hopes I can cheese a win.

>>537930549
Going to try this, I don't have even 6* stam so I'll go with some parent with lots of ura and hope for it.

>deep voice machitan
What the FUCK

Halofags are the worst posters in this general.

>>537930546
Back to the Air Groove mines slave!

INCOMING PROJECTILE
SHIT! AIRBURST TYPE
10...
5...
INCOMING!
HELIOS ARRIVED

I'm lucky I even had a few long sparks to make dumb builds for open CM, I just went through my list and out of my 30 veteran umas, only 2 even have a mile spark. I can't begin to process how to get sweaty for CM3.

>>537929882
Big fat tits.

>>537930248
I got one

>>537930991
>Halofags are the worst posters in this general.
But I don't post Halo?

>>537930683
Have mercy please..

>>537930549
What's the best guts card to borrow? Ines Fujin?

King Sexo

>>537931128
i demand you to post more of this artist

>>537930050
>soundless

>>537930991
false. manhattanfags are far worse

>>537930378
>>537930689

>swap tazuna in
>stats going up by 3 after goals

>sorting through my veteran umas to clear space
>get to the teios
>apparently i had a 5* stam/3* power/3* long on parent teio and i've been trying to train for the long cm without it
>the first run i do with it has s rank long proc twice on the same inspiration
I'm making it out of the Golshi mines with this one

>>537930568
cygames knows how to hook us

> When Super Creek refuses to trigger their 3rd event to give you maestro
Alright then

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68Vd3QKTZ-o
was this already posted here?

This useless shit failed a speed training at the end that would have given me 1k speed. I think she's still decent, though?

>>537930581
yup
I've been parent slaving since taurus started, and this is the best I could come up with
probably just gonna skip gemini desu, I haven't even started trying to build an ace

I SERIOUSLY FUCKING HATE TOKAI TEIO

>>537931393
slut

Seeing that the uncapped CM is gonna be whale exclusive, how do you go around building umas for the "b rank or lower" category? getting any stat to S makes your uma B+, and getting two or more A stats + 2 or more gold skills makes your uma B+.
How do you min-max for this?

Is it a good investment to get Golshi to 5 potential? I'm f2p and poor.

>>537931465
No Straightaway Spurt, I'm afraid she was dead from the start

>>537931339
>m.jpg

>>537931538
this artist is so good

>>537931538
sluuuut

>>537914274
El Condor Pasa, Vodka, Daiwa Scarlet.