Thread 543937254

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>>543937254 (OP)
Makitanefukutaru!

>>543937254 (OP)
Oranfe wife thread, no butt stuff.

>Luck maiden OP
hopefully, this means my runs will go well

SAY HER NAME

Canon OST tier list, you can't argue against this, if that upsets you, though luck

>>543937345
I find this image incredible amusing

>>543937515
Double Penetration

>>543937515
Ikuno Dictus

>>543937260
If your account is still new I'm telling you just make a new account and reroll until you MLB either one of those three, for your own sake
Or you can wait until half-anni to do it

Digitan LOVE

She wouldn't do that, right?

Teio steppu daaaaaaaa

wait a minute

sniffing Grass Wonder's big sweaty butt that can't fit into her bloomers
sniffing Tazuna's large sweet smelling butt as she settles in at Tracen

>>543937534
now do one for the entire discography

>>543937734
What is mlb and half-anni?

>>543937515
biggus dictus

>>543937873
What weird way to type funny

forever my kingu

>>543937515
Twice Turbulent

>>543938243
Is there a version without the redditma

>>543937515
Duo Nitrous

>>543937964
I tried but winning live 3 and 6 have way too many songs that are just instrumentals, takes too much time

>>543937260
Dang, not a single SR (not SSR) dupe?
As the other anon said, you're supposed to use your monies and support points to max out cards you'll use instead of trying to grind them there.
At a glance, the good SSRs you'll want to raise are
Nishino Flower, Oguri Cap, McQueen (that one's free in the shop), Pasa, Tamamo, Vodka.
For SRs: Manhattan Cafe, Sweep Tosho, Narita Taishin, Zenno Rob Roy
For now a generic 4/2 spd/sta deck for you is Kitasan SSR (borrow), Nishino Flower SSR, Sweep Tosho SR, Narita Taishin SR, McQueen SSR, Manhattan Cafe SR

But you should really throw some more rolls at the support card banners, hold on tight we're getting free rolls in a few days

>>543936013
Yeah I don't know why whales enter these test rooms. Aside from the rare Shiraoki smite they're a shoo-in and, honestly, if they're willing to spend that amount they should get it. There's not much to takeaway from getting curb stomped by someone with a deck that costs as much as a hors.

>>543937515
Two Jets

>>543938521
based

i join lobbies with my honest rank A umas

Is she proposing?
This early?
Trainer is already and adult and she's still young

>>543938521
heh

JUST REACH FINISH LINE FIRST LMAO!!!

Everyone loves Bakushin

>>543938521
Is there a version with Twin Turbo?

My fuarking heroA
https://youtu.be/konTluT2mgU

>>543937873
Nattie NO

>>543938158
>mlb
NTA but uncaps. Ideally you want your supports to be uncapped to either 3LB (3 uncaps) or MLB (4/max uncaps). More uncaps = more level ups = more effects (some are locked behind card level).

Tactics are superfluous. Just give it your all.

>King Halo treats Doto with respect and even helps her to better herself
I apologize for slandering the Kingu in the past

just run faster and longer than your opponent
it's so simple

>>543939098
>and longer
you're overcomplicating it

>>543939065
>slandering kingu ever

ドト尻

>>543939065
She's the best mom in the umaverse because she has a shitty one. Respect.

>>543937254 (OP)
My chuddy orange wife

>>543939001
daiwa approves

>just run faster than your opponent
Dumbwa Scarletbros...

>>543938943
I cant fap to this, qMayano top cunny is supposed to be as flat as a runway

>>543938787
can't believe this obnoxious vtuber looking gremlin got me ugly crying

>>543937534
>though

>>543939601
Damn she's THAT fucking big? Why didn't she just crush the smaller umas?

i love heeeeeebeeeeees

>>543939601
>dumb
she was successful at both racing and being fertile
she knew exactly what she was doing

>>543939065
She has a haughty exterior but she's a complete softie inside.

>5 red mediums, 1 long
>inherits long
thanks

Ace

>>543939065
WE
HATE TOREINA
LIKE YOU
THE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOST

>>543940067
3rd and 4th panes should be flipped

Stop posting (((cunnyfag))) orangeslop. Post superior pious orange wife.

my girls

What do we think?

>>543940389
Can it Umapyoi?

>>543939901
>I love everyone except Maruzensky
choberibaa

>>543940389
>super good blood
wth does it mean

>>543940373
big head robot

>>543940389
Is that name really...?

>>543940328
Fuku wouldn't say this.

>>543940389
>Gay Hostess

Where the stallions at where the umamusukos at

The face Nishino Flower makes while looking up at other Uma's is very erotic...

>>543940389
>nishino manko

>>543940389
>Nishino Manko

>>543940690
>>543940689
nishino flowercord..

If you didn't give your all you didn't win
What's the point of getting a "win" where you jogged for 90% of the race and only ran slightly faster near the end? It's embarrassing and dishonest
It's not a "race" since you didn't give 100%
Real racists go full speed from the start
Umamusume are born to RUN, not born to pace or to le wait for the right moment

>>543940373
actually sexy

DO NOT OPEN

>>543940389
that's umazing

>>543940613
She's too nice to say it, that's why I have to reprimand the SEA kid touchers in her stead

>>543940852
AAAAARRRGGGGHHHH!!!!!

>>543940389
>GAY HOSTESS
>Edelweiss
>Almahoud
>COSWIC BOMB

imagine her fluffy orange pubes

>>543941112
oi stop that don't lewd the mtkn

>>543937515
TAABO

>>543940852
AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

it's friday and i still haven't had the random 500k+ score i get once a week that keeps me in the top division
not looking good

I have in fact pleasured myself to Matikanefukukitaru on multiple occasions but never to anything involving nudity or other such things that would violate the content guidelines.

>>543937515
Takeshi

>>543940589
It's basically epithets but here they give you benefits, I think she got this one because she has like 7 "Great Stallions" in her pedigree

just glue my run already game...

>>543941162
BIG HAPPI LUCK LUCK

>>543941112
sweaty postrace orange fukubush (it's bad luck to shave too often)

>positively tickled!
wait im supposed to select the non energy option??? for doto

That's a weird position to be.

>>543940669
where did bro's mouth go

>>543940389
Where is this available?

>>543941481
>big luckbags
>softer tummy

M-Maybe lewding is allowed...

>>543941112
What do you think is in that lucky charm?

What's a good candidate uma to experience this kind of feeling?

>>543937515
REMINDER that
Turbo > Rice
Rice > McQueen
McQueen > Teio
Therefore Twin Turbo Shishou > Teio

>>543940389
>Promised Land

>>543941481
She's not that big....

>>543941575
>grabbing by the tail

>>543941585
In the usual place

>>543941446
ngl the game looks fun, but I'm afraid it's too autistic for me
is it harder than something like football manager or paradox slop?

>>543941598
>>543941481
Same chest size as Fuji Paizurihorse, reminder

lmao lucking out with a Sweep charming event pre-debut and doing a 5-speed deck and I still struggle getting Summer Spe to cap speed because no one wants to fucking hang around speed. I somehow got 1150 speed on her doing a 4-speed deck 3 days ago and now I can't replicate that. I want to believe this Transfer Request event is messing with the RNG so it ensures I have glue horses to give it.

>>543941598
>>543941764
>Replying to slop

>>543941764
If they draw Fuji with super big fun bags, then she can have big luck bags too!

>>543941825
I don't see it in rutracker

HIP HIP MUN

>>543941658
FACT CHECKED BY REAL TAHBO PATRIOTS!

>>543942089
It's on steam if you have a JP account.

>>543941951
Sometimes these eyes fail to detect slop

>>543941879
I actually found a cool trick to getting good stats even with a subpar deck while training aces for Cancer it consists of doing the same career several times a day for a couple weeks until the stars align

>>543941951
Well here is your 100% organic human bean lewd art stuff

>>543942134
they translated it as "ei, ei" in the Kitasan Black event, dunno what's up with this

>>543942193
>detecting slop with eyes, not your soul
ngmi

DON'T COME TO LEO
>no gourmand

if nature lovea her trainer so much, why doesn't she just marry him, is she stupid?

>>543937749
possessive Opera is best Opera

I tried making an ace but it was a miserable experience so I'll just use one of my medium TT umas and get grade B silver as usual

Ok FRENS.
Give me your BEST UMA MUSUME WALLPAPERS.
Bonus if it includes DAIWA SCARLET MASSIVE JUGS.

orange hour

What's with the deluge of orange horses in this thread

>>543942543
Why does the flat one bully the lucky one so? She is so cruel I hate her with my life

>>543941470
it could've been worse...

WHAT STATS DID YOU TRAIN TODAY??

>>543942384
I did just that, which then resulted in my first 3*(8*) stam parent.

Brian love

>someone purposely left a shoes set at 9 donations
Ok who the FUCK did that

ORANGE you say?

first inspiration on smaru... where do you think this run will go wrong

>>543942790
Nothing, i did no runs, no dailies. Didn't even login.

>>543942712
The weak must fear the strong.

>>543942270
I take note of this suggestion and I'm off to commit to it, thanks bwo.

>>543942707
It happens from time to time
>>543942712
they are very good friends tho

>>543942707
The 'nuttercord spam

>>543942707
Lucky OP image signals Orange Horse Thread Domination

Duska love!

>>543942973
Your green skill sparks bwo?

You know, I got a trainee... Do you know her?

>>543942935
How do jps deal with stuff like this without jumping off a bridge?

I love Luna-chan...

>>543943018
>>543942992
I forgive her if Fuku does...

>>543942707
I don't know but I want them OUT

we LOVE boys in this thread, like mejiro RYAN the cutest GIRL around

>>543943223
Aston? Doesn't ring a bell, sorry man.

>>543942712
>>543942992
>>543943018
I really love these drawings where do you find them

>>543943328
Spechan wouldn't say this

>>543943282
Why do you call Rudolf by that name?

>>543943343
You do you homo trainer.

>>543943189
well yes that could be a good way for the run to go wrong

>>543943350
Thats her. Do you want to know her name?

>>543941842
The main hurdle is learning the UI, the game will mostly play itself if left alone, so you can learn it at your own pace, There are difficulty options, and from what I have seen so far playing on normal the game is easier than football manager or paradox slop

>>543943181
she's a maiden in love

>>543943385
I get them here...

>>543943409
Because the has a crescent moon on her face.

My life has generally gotten better so I quit playing Uma Musume.

>>543943574
You can't just mark male trainers willy nilly!

>>543943574
Donna is just better Ryan. Muscle theme, but also attractive woman.

>>543943409
She's my moon-marked emperor wife

>>543943648
So do I but sometimes one gets posted that I haven't seen before like two of the above so they must come from somewhere...

>>543943385
I saved them all from this artist
https://x.com/Gineno91

>>543943385
I also get mine from here. I see other anons post em.

>>543943853
>x.com
Oh nyo... I can't browse or scrape these...

>>543942935
BRIAN WIFE BRIAN LOVE!
>>543943235
By jumping in front of a train, pissing off the daily commuter.
>>543943282
However... then there is Luna-chan, my original loev!

>run is going well
>early charming practice perfect
>winning all races
>suddenly night owl before Dec
>go to the shrine
>it doesn't play the shrine event
>go to the infirmary
>doesn't cure it
>try it again
>get slacker
Fuck this gay ass mechanic.

Opera is a girl too

Any way to force slacker to occur? Trying to farm events / archive exp.

>>543941951
I'm sorry I was just too horny and didn't notice...

you are donating to save dotos house... right?

>>543943572
>the game is easier than football manager
Not only is that game a difficult mess to me, but I'm terribly biased because I don't care much about the team management aspect. I'm more of a company management type, which is what I enjoyed about things like Motorsports Manager or the old FIFA Manager.
>or paradox slop
Bit unfair considering there is casual shit like Stellaris, it's not all CK or EU... which again are stupidly difficult, fuck that autism.

>>543944104
Its that or nothing.

>>543944324
Why would I spend money on real physical horse when I can spend money on a digital big titty girl version instead?

>>543944324
It was already way past the goal by the time I woke up this morning.

>>543944321
Bacius' stuff is great

>>543944728
Maki knows too much.

>>543944104
You can find a way!

>>543944467
>>543944719
>Adore all the bokumankos
>Never cared much about Opera
I know care about Opera, at least when she looks like this.

>>543944321
Kowai wa

Machikanefukukitaru.

>>543942326
Damn, Fukukitaru has a butt like THAT?

I should only be parent grinding right now, right?

>>543942830

>In the vast emptiness of the known universe, somewhere a chair clatters and breaks the silence - a sound understood by many a poor soul.

-Tanino Gimlet, 2025

>>543942543
Suzuka should really know better than to injure the prophet of an actual living god right??

>>543945017
if you dont already have 2 of your 3 for your leo cup team, you might as well be prepping for your participation trophies

>>543945017
Stop giving Scarlet ideas

Fuck fatties, I hate them

Special chud career is abysmally fucking bad, I cant. 1st year. I have 730 fucking speed and 370 stamina

Well, /uma/,

Did YOU pick a side in the war?

>>543944972
>Machikanefukukitaru
What is this referring to?

Matikanefukukitaro says she's the herald of an unknown God, and everyone believes her.
Cafe talks about her friend, and gets called a schizo.
I see how it is.

These Operao's are too girly. More bokuboy please!

>>543945097
WHERE ARE THEY? WHERE ARE AIR GROOVES B90 BREASTS?

I'm creating a search engine for gametora slop I hate having to open up several websites for this

OOO!

LADS!

Is this my first okay-ish parent? I won a lot of g1s too!

>Well, /uma/,

>Did YOU pi-
No.
I don't watch umamusume youtube slop
I don't watch dramaslop
I don't watch shit shilled on this thread
I play the game
I come here
I post ryan
And thats that

>>543945280
Matikanefukukitaru also runs a successful fortune telling business while Cafe just talks to herself

>>543945220
Don't care, rolling Riko/Rice because Rice is cute and I don't have Super Creek.

>>543945404
she bound them

>>543945009
lucky butt

>>543945492
based

>>543945280
The other sounds like a saint of the purest of heart and soul, bringing wealth and good luck with her.

The other is a caffeine fiend bunking with a redditor.

>>543945280
The difference is that Shiraoki-sama exists.

>>543945176
I say it out loud every time

>>543945280
Fuku can divine the future. Cafe just gets harassed by invisible people. Who's coming out ahead here?

I know the stam is too low for the CM, but would this be awesome for TT?

4 golds = good, yeah?

>>543945613
Cafe isn't bunking with golshit though?

>>543945280
Shiraoki is baased and real. She even tasks you with looking after her precious Fuku.

>>543945280
There is no problem here, nothing wrong with being a schizo

>>543944445
FM is not difficult, it's just that every single mechanic sits behind about a thousand layers of obfuscation. FIFA Manager too, but at least it had a casual aspect to it that made the game bearable. It's sad that no one seems to learn from Motorsport Manager (which is basically a masterpiece). If you are interested in these types of games, check out Football Coach: College Dynasty. I had quite a bit of fun with that one.
>>543945220
I'm rolling on the Bakushin/Biko banner

>tenno sho spring sash run immediately bricked because creek was nowhere to be found
please tell me the sashes rotate into the support point shop its gonna take me like 1 month to get 45 of them

I love my trainee
She's like my daughter

>>543945220
I'm not brown enough to care, I watch Seriru and will get Riko for free with the free pulls.

>>543945489
Yeah, that's usable.

This is the most stupid uma in the game, not Haru, not Bakushin
This one

>>543945527
>>543942326
sniff

>>543946062
She's the uma with the plan.

AAAAAAAIIEEEEEEEEE

>>543945963
Usagi Drop moment

>>543946154
Glue I'm afraid

Oh I finally get why King Halo shares a room with Urara.
Both are nepobabies that don't actually deserve to be in Tracen.

>>543945492
Holy fucking based

>>543945862
I got to borrow MLB Biko for Cancer cup and it was stupid good. LB0 Biko is just ok though.

>>543945632
Threesome with Shiraoki and Fuku

why the fuck are uma fans egging creek and nature's trainers into marrying them

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fqoXl--t0Io Gyarus

>>543945963
Honestly based. I can't express how much I want to ruffle Mejiro Ryan's hair and tell her she can take a break every now and then.

>>543945924
Buy a white recovery skill bro
>>543945963
Based and true

i can't fucking get a 1.2k speed and med S ace out

>>543946375
they're shippers

>>543946428
>Gyaru
SEX
>Palmer
SSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX
>It's another banger

>>543946218
>Doctors can't heal her
>God can't save her
You might be right

well?
which UMA are you

>>543946375
It follows the logic of IRL horse fans wanting their favorite horse to breed so that they can watch their descendants race

>I love you, CB
WTF...........

>>543945220
Given that we get free pulls on Riko/Rice I am definitely pulling to get LB2 SSR Riko.

Did Cygames ever reveal the contents if a "contract" between a trainer and trainee or is it just up in the air even in JP?

>uma Orfevre is treated as the "cool" uma among the stegosauruses
>irl Orfevre is a total bitch compared to the other retarded/violent/chill stegosauruses
This is false advertisement

>>543946749
Mister Cock and Balls is made for Katsuragi Ace though...

>>543946875
Do NOT look outside! DO NOT LET THEM INSIDE!

>>543944324
Doto came quickly so I donated the $15 I would have had to spend to spark on her.

>>543946875
what the hell......

The kraut is a fucking idiot holy shit, she even makes godzilla next to her appear smart

>>543947046
>GRAMS of love
that is aggressively (meme) german, and I say this as one.

>>543947046
Don't be mean to Akebi-chan.

>>543946875
>drop Oguri Crap on tank and it blows up

>>543947046
That's a 100% german answer

>>543947160
>Original, UmaMusume
what? her tits aren't that huge, but they should be.

>>543946875
That's cute.
Incidentally, I just did my grocery shopping and have a nice amount of food in my fridge, I hope nothing happens to it.

>>543947160
Who the fuck is that?

>>543947046
>>543946062
I'm in love

>>543947046
Germany proves that autism is a superpower

>>543947140
>I'm posting in a thread with actual G*rmans
Shouldn't you be in bed by now, Hans?

>>543944324
It already got 200% funded, I hope her (former?) owner and cygames did their part.

is one accel inherit on doto good enough?
end closer

>>543946062
>>543947046
Holy hell that's some peak stereotyping, and I kinda like it for it.

>>543947454
Japan needs to update their German stereotypes.

>>543947140
Please mail me some Schaufele. Thank you

>>543947046 Bourbon levels of 'tism too

>>543947449
Her unique is 0.3 accel so 1 inherit could be enough if you're into gambling

>>543947046
>there are anons posting in this thread that are shorter than bono
180cm btw

>>543947593
EJACULATION

>>543947685
I'm the same height as bono, am I gonna make it?

I'M FUCKING CRASHING OUT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>543947685
>Anons posting in this thread shorter than 180cm
Girls post on /uma/!?

Sniffing Creek's moist, musky bush like a cat with catnip

>>543946938
>Overcome with the urge to scratch Doto's itchy cheek for him

>>543947439
I work nightshifts, plus I'm sick.
>>543947610
Her autism reminds me a bit of a swedish buddy of mine, who tends to be a lot more autistic than the stereotypical german.
>>543947685
>There is honest to god manlets(third worlder) and woman posting in there
No way, that can't be true...

Hello, I'd like one career with constant mood downs, extra sleep deprived, hold the hints with a side failed hopeful, 4th place G1s while over stat and early charming with no rainbows. A free event? Do you have anything that gives useful skills? Oh, just King Halo or Biwa with energy drains..
The total is 914/560/400/284/309

>>543947846
>tfw my brother is fucking 213cm and I'm over here at 172
its NOT FUCKING FAIR

>>543947846
SEAdiots don't count as women even if they want to.

Look at that size difference

>>543948031
>my brother is fucking 213cm
How mentally retarded, or busted is his body?

Should I just bite the bullet and make a Gold Ship /uma/. I've tried my hardest to make a good Summer Maru but it's just not working out. I don't think I'm cut out to make front runners without Seiun Sky.

>>543948063
Uoh?

Spechud gave me a hint for hydrate and I almost crashed out, but it was only a training hint not her agemasen event.
I hate ace runs.

>>543948164
he has a REALLY shitty back, hes 22 and already had surgery for it

75405249

Casual F2P CM room

>>543947846
My gf is 186
I'm 166

>>543948031
He's probably dumb as a brick, yeah?
I've known 2 giant people and they were all like that, doing things people ask them to.

>>543948165
Don't give up

>>543945813
Problem is that it's understammed for Medium and has Mile C. Could run in Medium and pray for short tracks, I guess.

>>543948165
I didn't buy gold ships shards to force myself to play other uma this time around.

>>543947846
Anon you know literally every jockey that's ever existed is like sub 5'8"
>>543948279
How often does she peg you

>>543948253
Sounds about right. Can't imagine being that big is pretty, not only for silly "haha can't get through the door" reasons. Wishing him the best

>>543947846
...

>>543948239
At least you can get the damn event to finish right? I'm on my 7th run without it finishing when I have good stats

>>543948421
Jockeys don't post on /uma/, this is nerd zone.

>>543948583
>naties face when I put it in the wrong hole

Can I get a single Groundwork proc? Can I get a single Medium proc? Bitch? BITCH???

>>543948165
Protip: Who cares? Just do what you feel like, you spend your time as you feel fit and make the best of your limited existence on this rock we call Earth - you won't isekai into Tracen no matter how much you wish.

Abayo, I shan't fall for the frontrunner meme, the world isn't strong, the world is retarded

>>543948798
Did this really need to be a png?

>>543947610
>>543946062
>>543947046
Now I want to make a full 'tism team

>>543948798
What a based and relatable uma.
>>543948869
>Is that a 2.23mb image!? WHAT THE FUCK MY BANDWIDTH!

>>543948869
>thirdie can't load a simple png
stop stealing starbucks wifi and eating pagpag ang get a job nigga

>>543948869
You're bald.

>>543948604
She gave me Gourmand before the Kikuka Sho.
I still don't have Med S yet, so I already feel the rest of the run is going to be despair.

>>543948892
Mihono Bourbon, Eishin Flash and Twin Turbo?

>>543948253
>he has a REALLY shitty back
Make him go to the gym asap or at least do some swimming if he isn't exercising already. Being a lanklet is horrible for your spine as you probably already know.

>>543948954
>>543949009
>>543949021
Trolled hard.

>>543949217
>lanklet
hes a burly automechanic...

>>543948165
another two-timing torena tries to join the meta but can't cut it and comes crawling back to Gold Ship

>>543949084
>She gave me Gourmand before the Kikuka Sho
FUCKING WHORE SPECIAL WEEK IS A WHORE
I pray you get your medium S next run

>>543946062
This post inspired me to drop my current Maru run and go Eishin hunting

>>543949257
This doesn't make sense post Gold City

my progress on my ace is so bad that my hybrid mayo (somehow the only uma on my team with 1.2k speed and medium S so far) beats her in lobbies like most of the time

Fuck off

>>543948798
>There are subhumans here that will roll for this unironically
Yes.

>>543949319
>hes a burly automechanic...
go on...

>

>>543949319
Ya well he better get on that back training, focusing on it.

>>543949447
You fucking lobotomized her!

>>543947046
you just convinced me to pull for her

>>543948421
>Matikanefukukitaru proudly showing you her super lucky strapon the night before the Arima Kinen

I think Maruzensky is rather alluring

Is Christmas Oguri Cap as annoying to build as Summer Maruzensky apparently is? I know you can alter when her unique triggers based on which recovery skills you equip but is Maestro/Gourmand/777 consistent enough in most cases?

>>543948954
>>543949009
>>543949021
what he really meant was it would have been more enjoyable as a recording (with soundpost, though catbox is unfortunately down) instead of a spliced together still image

>>543949702
you don't have to get groundwork (unless you're running her as front) and that already makes it way better than SMaru and her dogass shitass compatibility

>>543949736
>Acktually, what he REALLY meant...
No. No he didn't.

After all why not, why shouldn't I gamble my run on a bad training.

>>543949319
>burly
He needs to train his back muscles specifically to better support his spine and weight.

>>543949214
>Twin Turbo
I do want to run a great escape uma

>>543949702
>better compatibility with majority of the cast
>don't have to take groundwork
nah

after too much failure I've decided I'll just save karats until I reach 60k

>>543949902
weren't JPfags playing triple front with SMaru/VBourbon/XOguri

>>543949678
STOP SEXING THE SHRINETARD.
SHE DOES NOT PARTAKE IN THE CARNAL FRIVOLITIES OF MAN.

>>543949856
AAAAA TEIOOOO

>>543940389
>Nishino Manko

>>543950074
THREE FRACTURES!

I like the game and all but...
GIMME NAKAYAMA FESTA AND GIVE HER NOW!!!

today I saw a horse while driving and it made me strangely happy

>>543950228
SOUL

>>543949445
Mayano lewd

>>543949990
>SMaru/VBourbon/XOguri
my favorite girls btw

How important is affinity? I'm going fucking nuts here. I have a 9stam 8med borrow but the affinity is garbo. Is 100 total affinity considered bad? How much worse is it in terms of spark proc chance?

why is opera like this

>>543950228
This says nothing about their strategy
>>543949990
Witgod recommends inherited u=ma2 as a christmas oguri activator and that doesn't proc when you're in first, so it stands to reason that the JPfags ran her as pace.

>>543950383
150 and you can start getting good stuff.
200 and you have gold runs (this is rare)

>>543950383
If you don't have double circles you have to kill yourself

>>543950398
>Literally called "OPERA"
>Is surprised when she behaves like on a theater stage

>>543950398
shes fine

>>543949702
pacers barely need anything

>>543950052
Shiraoki-sama is a fertility goddess you say??

>Didnt realize they brought back transfer quest and missed out on most days
I can't catch a fucking break with this game

Why is my trainee like this?
I just want some alone time.

>>543950398
>Why does the theatre kid drama queen act like one?
>Why is this water wet?

I need power...

>>543950429
>200 and you have gold runs (this is rare)
I get golds even below double circle. Obviously not often, but nevertheless.
>>543950451
I've had plenty of good sub double circle runs. I really doubt everyone's getting double circles with Seuin Sky with SMaru considering their shit affinity

>Doto! having sexual intercourse with your own trainer right after a race!
>how bold! how marvelous! You truly are the overlord's final foe!
>OHOHOHOHO

Has anyone figured out what causes best foot forward to sometimes fail yet?

>>543950603
the reqeusts didn't refresh tho, so you didn't miss out on anything

>>543950825
oh I thought the amount resets daily, nice

>>543950802
Low power

if her name is nice nature, why is her best build naughty in nature

>>543950589
No. Unless he is one with a massive schlong.

>>543950383
Proc chance is given by base chance of each type of spark multiplied by 100+affinity as percentage points. 100 total affinity means 2x, 150 total affinity (double circle) means 2.5x, and so on

>>543950052
Fuku is allowed to have sex if she wants, she isn't a nun!

We buying?

>>543950398
ok but you have to admit it was really funny

>>543950953
lol go away cyjews

>>543950881
it did before,
don't know why it didn't this time around

KINO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1xXFvLOoaVQ

>>543951049
WHAT ARE THEY SAYING AAAAAAAAAAA MY BRAIN HURTS

>>543950735
Fuck off danchud

>>543950963
more power....

>>543950953
looking forward to the air shakur screencaps

The next Uma that beats your trainee in her career run gets to forcibly fuck you in front of her. Better not lose anon...

>>543950735
I shan't look outside!

>>543951117
You can learn basic Japanese in under 3 months nonny, why are you wasting time?

>>543951248
What if my trainee places 5th?

>>543951248
Fortunately my trainee never loses cause I'm not a failure of a trainer.

>>543950910
irony

>>543950910
Sexo Nature!

>>543950589
Does that mean Shiraoki-sama has one of those Japanese fertility festivals where they wave around giant paper mache dicks and set off fireworks?

>>543951328
Too stupid. Should've made me learn it when I was younger.

>>543951248
>mfw raped by Ketchup Step

>>543951348
Obviously 1st to 4th gets to take turns in order.

Another day of 3 runs and no medium S.
I hate Maruzensky forma racecar so much it's unreal.

>>543951528
I don't want to start another career run...

It's been 3 weeks, and I still can't get groundwork, medium, and max speed to align for my maru. This is her best run so far, double gold inheritance happened, and still couldn't get it. I don't know what to do, anons.

someone explain the scout stats to me. this is my understanding
>Pull
>Roll star bracket
>After bracket is determined roll the individual uma in the bracket
>If the 10th pull on a 10 pull eliminate the 1* bracket then roll if you get 3% 3* or 97% 2*
With this in mind if you want the featured card/uma there isn't a meaningful difference between rolling singles vs 10x. All a 10x gets you is more SRs or 2* umas. Daily pulls on a banner you want seem superior to 10x pulls because you're paying 500 carats for 10 3% rolls instead of paying 1500 carats for 10 3% rolls.

>>543951248
Imagine getting raped by Imagine Losing…

>>543951706
Its the only way the NPCUmas can ever hope to procreate. Sad but true.

>>543949214
I think Calstone Light O beats out Turbo in 'tism points. Hopefully 'box is working again.

>>543951870
>Hopefully 'box is working again.
Simply opening the site could've told you that.

>>543951248
Oh nyo...

Dotogods, have you given up on making her a cm4 ace yet?

>>543951930
Clearly AI.

>>543951962
NTA but the mambo post above was working, so I thought it was. Must be a cache thing

>>543951248
>Tears in your trainee's eyes
>Red-faced furious at her own failure
>URA rules say she can look away but she can't force herself to
>meets your eyes and hunches her shoulders as the 8th mob uma smirks and steps up to take her turn

>>543951704
that's correct

>>543951930
groundwork doko

>>543952017
She's not made for this track. I'll run her in 2 CMs from now.

>>543951704
You are guaranteed 1 SR or higher in a 10 pull but the odds of not getting a single SR in 10 single pulls is so insignificant it doesn't really matter. Classic gambling trick

>>543952017
No, not giving up is her strength. Why should I give up?

Are Uma for sexual?

>>543952220
>the odds of not getting a single SR in 10 single pulls is so insignificant
Arjpw

>>543952097
This post gave me a migraine

>>543952472
yes

>>543952472
The NPC Umas are.

>>543950953
I am feeling lucky

who's the easiest uma to do careers for event points? I'm 165k from finishing it

>>543952589
>Mood down
>-5 wits
>Anon is afflicted with [Slacker] condition

>>543951248
>Forced to bang Salsa Step
>While Jewel Peridot sits on my face
Yes I'm an absolute disgrace of a trainer - how did you know?

>>543952017
Nope. My team is still Summer Spe, Meisho Doto, Narita Taishin.

>>543952894
>no bighead nopan woman
So close.

>>543952894
>Running the potential uma
Have fun getting brocked bwo

>>543952550
try it for yourself on a simulator

so uh
how do you build a great niger? and how does the new role impact fronts, do they still all run groundwork and A&S?

Will redshift be relevant forever or will it be replaced by better inherits down the line?

>>543952894
>the potential squad
Holy based

>>543953105
I try it myself on umamusume every single day......

>>543953108
>how does the new role impact fronts, do they still all run groundwork and A&S?
Yes, yes they do.

>>543952097
>Young upcoming Uma with her childhood friend (male) she met at a farm as her trainer
>Forced to watch him get raped by other Umas after failing her debut

I really like Narita Taishin but her trainer is characterized as such an obnoxiously bubbly fag I can't self-insert properly

>>543953108
>so uh
>how do you build a great niger?
You conquer Burkina Faso and Benis and then Chad

>>543953046
It will probably happen. I don't mind. She's still my fifth favorite and I'm going to run her in every CM until Tamamo Cross comes out!

For real though, how do Biwas shorts work? You can see she's wearing something under her skirt, but she's clearly not wearing any underwear.

>>543953108
>how do you build a great niger?
wait until they add the nigers that have groundwork built in so you don't drive yourself insane trying to do the meta build

>>543952097
Don't worry guys the good ending is that this motivates her to never lose another race, and she wins the triple crown undefeated and retires married to her trainer happily ever after.

>>543953108
all the same stat requirements you've had so far except double the stamina and bluemax

>>543953310
small minded niger builder
All of central Africa should be conquered to build a truly great niger

>>543953362
Leotard

>>543953479
whats her fucking problem

>>543953491
That's later, I was merely giving the first steps

>>543953362
it could be some sort of weird leotard

>>543951248
Strangely enough my Diawa parent run has gone a lot better since this post was made... maybe this is what it take to make Diawa into a real "Miss Perfect"

>>543953108
step 1: swipe

>>543946938
I probably won't be able to spark her so I think I'll donate later.

>>543953586
(You), obviously.

Fuku's laugh gives me life

>>543952220
>the odds of not getting a single SR in 10 single pulls is so insignificant it doesn't really matter

>>543953702
THE HELL DID I DO NOW!?

Lots of orange posting today. Good.

>>543951248
Strategically losing to one inch of love so she can die happy having known a man's touch.

>>543954125
fuji sex fuji sex fuji sex

>>543954172
You'd better win that onsen ticket then.

>>543953108
when do they introduce the skill? 1st niver?

I can't do this anymore danchou...It's too much for me

>>543954365
Later, pinky promise.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3GKiRp333w
entered into Uma Musume WHEN

>4spd cards
>still can't cap speed
I don't get it

Danchodes are not emotional support.

>>543954125
>average woman asks you a question and is offended by the answer
many such cases

>>543952097
Why did this make me hard?

What the fuck man

>>543954610
You get used to it. All that you can do is try and try again until you get those Speed Trainees lined up perfectly and hit the jackpot of high rolls.

>>543954610
She has %growth into stamina.
Either you use whale speed cards (biko/bakushin+kitablack, all MLB) or go 5 speed 1 stamina on her.

no speed growth bonus makes it more difficult, but I've run 5 speed cards on Silence Suzuka and ended her runs with 900 speed.
When Kitasan and her speed-huffing friends never show up to training, it doesn't matter if you got TE to lvl 5 by Classic November.

>>543954658
Danchous are for cumming inside

It's shit, right?

>>543954910
Yeah, very low stamina

>>543954658
If Danchou wants to stay in A+, then he better support me

>>543954910
>low stamina
>no maestro
She will die to debuffers.

>>543954714
It's always heartwarming to know your writing has touched someone on an emotional level. Thank you for your response anon. And the answer is that cuckquean shit is stealth peak

>>543954910
CM3 tier stamina

>

Is there good art of Mejiro Ryan pregnant?

>>543955013
>>543955079
>>543955168
Creek was doing goo goo baby instead of training...

>>543955202
gap moe gap moe gap moe making boys (girls) blush by calling them cute and pretty

>>543955227
run fewer SSR cards

>>543954840
That's why you bring Tazuna who will give you speed when you train with her no matter what

>>543955112
My husbando Stay Gold