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first for the witless wonder

Digital LOVE

i love my husband(female)

why is dia often portrayed as a nympho?

>>534331732 (OP)
I will happily live in the Satono dungeons if it means getting to worship Dia's sweaty feet

>>534331732 (OP)
>Dia
>Feet
Doomed thread

>>534331732 (OP)
Satono
E
X

I hate Dia.
I seriously fucking hate her.

I sparked on kitasan banner but wasn't in a rush to redeem the copy because I am still just borrowing the card anyway, which menu do I go to in order to redeem the sparked kitasan?

Almond Milk

Yabai party gal...

FLATTER THAN A PIZZA

What could possibly go wrong

>>534331850
I'm starting to believe she's not as dumb as we think she is

>>534332040 (You)

I am club homeless
813619459073

Afternoon Danchou-san
Working hard for m- Our carats i see?

Well, i'd love to stick around
But... ya know
haha
Bye

turning this shrine priestess into an anal priestess

new designs are so much better

Mambo

>>534331973
Why?

>>534332220
the bottom 3 are the same desu baka senpai

tsotto matte Jungle P-... Po... Pu...? Jungle Pee!
have you heard about the hopeless stakes and stimming

look at how flat this bitch is lmao

Why did everyone recommend to reroll for Fine Motion during launch when nobody is even using her for the CM?

>>534332273
omatsuri

Will legend races rerun?
Can I actually recruit a 3* Uma through them?

sniffing Grass Wonder's big sweaty butt
sniffing Tazuna's large sweet smelling butt

>>534332410
because a tierlist image told me! okay!!

Post top 5

>>534332434
>Will legend races rerun?
No
>Can I actually recruit a 3* Uma through them?
Yes once it becomes a daily thing.

>>534332414
Mambo

>>534332410
theory crafters love pretending everything is free and tell everyone what's """optimal"""

>>534332220
>different artist
>but literal same design
>WAOH new designs so much better!!

>>534332434
>Will legend races rerun?
Yes, not Curren tho
>Can I actually recruit a 3* Uma through them?
Yes, 2* with some statues tho

>>534332434
Yea

TM Opera is the sexiest uma and I'm tired of pretending she isn't

>>534332321
Because she's not sitting on my face right now

How’s the new Rice Shower SSR?

>>534332373
Why is Flame pointing at her chest?

>>534332220
I thought Nakayama Festa had some enormous bazookas in that pic.

With so many horse thing that came up this year, I would've believed you if you told me this year is the year of the horse.

>>534332615
Understandable.
I wish umas were real...

>>534332373
Dantsu Paizuri
>>534332220
I like how both artists made Creek look really soft desu

>>534332602
TRUKE - A Truth Nuclear Bomb.

after golshi week go ace golshi with nice nature and use urara as front you should win most of your games cause the only counter to this is fronts but they suck really hard

Why would anyone go for Dia when Crown is right there

>>534332325
they are not bro

>haru urara guts card offers no useful skills, the only reason to run a guts card at the moment
>every fucking retard says she's the only good guts card because the doc told them so
its actually easier to read cards or use a comparison tool than to get brainwashed by a doc

>>534332336
>>534332373
>>534332031
>reddit tachyon

>perfect parent run
>end with these skills
>rewarded with these sparks
t-thanks
how the fuck do people end up with like 7 optimal skills + 3* blue + medium pink

>>534332491
danchou will have to wait

>>534332491
Any good Teio sparks, anon?

>>534332934
Why urara?

>>534332958
>Tumblr Café

Anyone got parents you're working on for CM?

>>534332987
Danchou kick his ass NOW

>>534332958
lab coat = high tier every time. tachy just needs some swirly glasses

>>534333040
hard counters any high stam pacer their stam is made useless it just paces them down for most of the game

>>534332953
Nobody says Urara is good right now, she's only good once guts isn't a waste to have above 400. There is no good guts card right now, the only rare case where you'd consider using one is for skills for spark farming.

>>534333062
only have this so far

>>534332602
Gay

Fuji after race paizuris

I'm having trouble picking the last skill for my Tachyon
do I get
>standard dist+focus
>straightaway adept
>homestretch haste
>hesitant pace chaser
Yes I know she's a witlet with A distance. Hoping to use her for med or long in TT

>>534333062
got two parents with some good sparks but 1* guts or wit, so im trying to get others

why are people saying gold ship is so strong this CM? will I really get that much of an advantage by raising a gold ship with 2 debuffers instead of whatever other uma I want?

>infirmary doesn't cure multiple diseases
kek

People keep saying to put your horses as frontrunners in Hopeless Stakes, but I've just lost my godly McKween start to that strat.

Do I roll for smart falcon, SC support or save?

>>534333204
parents?

>>534333336
>Don't make porn of the horse girls
>Here's a horse girl with her tits out
>DON'T DO IT!
wtf is their problem?

>>534332081
>Turns 360 degrees and moonwalks to 16th place

Ines Fujin is the only uma with freckles

>>534333273
Don't let Spe-chan see this

>>534332410
The first 2 CMs are the only times you will be using stamina cards over wit.

>>534333434
マックEーん

>>534333204
3* stam is nice
>>534333364
I've just been ignoring blue sparks and praying to hit big white sparks. Every run ends with like 2 or 3 stats over 600

>>534333565
99% of people who use that simulator have no idea how it actually works it seems

>>534333565
UMAMUSUME IS A WIT POWER GAME

Holy fuarkin kino

>>534333565
>sprinter goldshit
What is this abomination?

>>534333565
>that stamina
what the fug

>>534333706
I feel like most people do, just some loud retards don't.

>>534333395
only viable end closer. the new one is harder to raise. With the way the track is the medium is fairly close to the final corner/straight which makes a situation where midrace skills are particularly good. Warning shot lasts 5 seconds and will contribute to activating tail head high. Ideally Gold Ship is going to activating a chain of medium skills that'll last into the final corner where more stuff can activate. I just made all this up btw

>>534333761
BEHOLD

How much should I care about the Ura Finale sparks? I've been paying attention to blue sparks but anons are always talking about this one

>>534333395
that's the strongest strat right now... if it works
or your Golshi gets stuck and you auto-lose
if you check the past threads some anons have been doing CM practice rooms and Golshi only wins in like 1 out of 4 games, up to you if you fall for the meme

>>534333345
i like homestretch haste

>>534333649
imagine Curren going to the starting gate with cum on her face saying it's just sweat from her pre race preparations haha

>>534333876
The King of Anal

Oguri Cute.

eat your veggies sweep

>>534333840
I mean what you're saying is kind of right, but the real reason is that Gold Ship dodges Mystic Murmur meaning you need significantly less stam investment. Also the race is long enough for End Closers and CM is only 9 umas so far less likely to get blocked.

>>534333876
Reddit Halo

place your bets
i accidentally maxxed speed in february senior year

Talk me out of rolling Narita Brian

>>534333886
I'd rather use a 7* uma with 7-9* URA than 9* uma

>>534333886
They can be just as good as blue sparks, but more random.

>>534334058
Oguri cap is quick to recognize lewdness

>>534331732 (OP)
Middleschool girl btw.

>>534333886
It is one of 2 race sparks that give speed AND stamina so it is really good. The second being.

>>534334078
not always desu

>>534333040
>he doesn't know

>>534334087
3* stam

>>534333565
good.... good... we need more misinformation so I can beat more staminalet in TT

>>534334063
>+5 relationship with Sweep Tosho

>>534333456
not that relevant, 3* power 2* medium and my own 3* stam with like 1* turf 2* ura and nothing else

>>534333886
URA Finale gives a LARGE amount of extra speed/stam.

On top of this, the way white sparks work is you have a 10% multiplicative chance to get a white spark for every legacy with the same white spark. So if all legacies have URA Finale you have a *1.1^6 multiplier to get it again (or 35% instead of 20%). Also if all legacies have it, you have a chance to inherit multiple URA Finale sparks, which gives pretty crazy stats.

>>534334282
maybe she likes a guy that bosses her around

>>534334098
Literally impossible

3spd+3sta or 2spd+4sta for long?

>>534334153
Do you only get a chance for a race spark if you win them? Or just running them enough?

>>534334401
This BOY looks cute.

>>534333801
good for team trials with enough gold skills, then you bring it to CM and ends 8th after being anally decimated by nice naties

>>534334087
Maru is so hot...

>>534332953
I'm using it pretty often and even at 1 lb. It's good if your card choice is limited.

>>534334196
>1* wit and no 1 shitty white

at least its A+ and i got nice skills

>>534333565
How do you even build something like this? Doesn't power training add to stamina?

>>534334147
sex

>>534334462
>Race sparks (or Race factors) are one of the two types of white sparks. You have a 20% change to get a corresponding Race spark for each of the G1 races you've won during a Career.
https://gametora.com/umamusume/g1-race-factor-list rewards only go to the winners

>>534334401
so goddamn CUTE!
>>534334098
Nah. Roll for your boyfriend(female)

>Gray anime takes place in 1987
>Pretty Derby and the Movie looks like its current time
>Both have Oguri and Tamamo in them still in their high school age
Just how old are they?

>>534334458
depends on hors

>>534334098
Her alt is better.

>>534334098
No, you must. I forgo the SC support banner roll for Eishin. Go for your waifu

lol i know it looks cool but this is really bad. in reality this has 750 stam and shooting + unrestrained is wasted points. go for med straight corner/ front straight corner and great escapist. These mid game skills matter alot or else the pacers will just run up to you and you basically feed them taikis ult if they have it

if you hate Kita you're genuinely homosexual

>>534334693
>Time in the UmaVerse
Don't worry about it.

>>534334693
the flow of time in tracen is convoluted
umas also age very gracefully

>>534334710
Man I need fat tits like this ingame...

>>534334098
Dude, the next big card drops after her banner, you better save!

>>534334098
>hesitating
You never deserved her to begin with.

>>534334710
rimzuri bunny

>>534334772
looks good

>>534334693
They only start to age once they get a husband.

>>534333763
>>534333801
>>534334270

This is for CM btw, not joking

>>534334772
lgtm

>>534334807
she is boring

>>534334807
Nah I'm grand

>>534334354
pretty impressive whites though, I assume you've been working toward that.

>>534334807
harakitte ikou!!

>>534334975
Cheval

>>534334457
If we're getting another Uma anime or Movie, she better be the MC, she deserves it.

>>534334693
Tracen is for looking husbands

>>534334807
I prefer Dia.

>>534335146
Nah, she'll be the rival if they ever animate Star Blossom.

>>534334693
if it takes place in 1987, why do they have smart phones?

>>534334693
All race horses are between 2-5 years old

BRIAN LOVE

>>534333906
yeah but that's only against all the autist whales in here right? in actual CM won't it be more random people? I'm also not sure how the format work, I know you can do 5 races from each attempt right? is your position determined by how many of these 5 races you win?
>>534333840
>>534334078
I thought you still needed a lot of stam with goldship? I can't really find much info on what stat line to shoot for though, I just know it's different from team trials because of all the debuffs.

Someone hand me the rice cake

>>534334401
She's actually cute when she removes that stupid hat.

it's so tiresome

>>534334807
kita-chan is cute. Cuuuute!

This whorse just won the triple crown
Why isn't she happier about it

>>534334807
Really boring character, even relative to other anime MCs.

>>534335324
WHAT THE FUCK

CM room. 3 uma
Testing this >>534334528

ID: 82466247

All umas are worthy of love

>>534334693
>Gray anime takes place in 1987
It doesn't. That was something the English anime localizers added to the subs. Yes, the real-life events took place in the late 1980s and Cingray depicts those events, but that is not mentioned in the source material.

>>534335360
CUTE!

>>534335146
That'd be cool but the ending would be controversial given the IRL career ending.

>>534333013
nyo...

Oguri sex

*taking a fat drag from my cigar*
well Sakura? was it all you wanted Sakura?

>>534335561
I think its something like Detective Conan where they tried to make sense by tieing things to irl horses but with current technology.

>>534334693
stop asking questions before you get hurt bwo

>first after 130 hours
I heard things about this event...

>>534334693
Alarm clock anomaly zone. Don't worry about it

>>534335561
Is pink available in JP? The anime sold me on her.

>>534335650
>months pass and she still has the bandage
When is she ever removing her nose bandage?

>>534335381
You still need stam, just less than other positions.

Gold Ship also has a good stam skill on pot5.

>>534335776
she's not real....

>>534335776
She's not real so no

>>534335146
She's the next main story MC after Ticket but Cygays was not on its A game with her chapter, felt like they squandered her turn in the MC spotlight

>>534335776
Retarded, delusional, secondary yuriNIGGER

I failed a 10% quad rainbow on stamina (and failed to inherit despite having 6 medium parents).
Still decent ngl.

>>534335146
Not exactly the anime, but she's the main character of the next main story update.

>>534335443
>win g1 race against teio
>game punish you with -15 energy
wtf nice nature

Gold ship waiting room.

>>534335930
6 is not enough for a good chance to get S

>>534335824
It's a shadow roll, basically stops the horse from getting spooked by their own shadow. Narita Brian wore one for a while, but even after they got over being spooked by their shadow it was left on because it made them recognizable.

>>534335776
Bulk, Skull & Brick are original horses and will not be appearing going forward despite much I really want Minnie The lady.

>>534335443
That's the bare minimum for Rudolf, she literally just shrugs if she gets 7 crowns.

I wish to cum inside Rudy Lemono

Casual Rudolf in glasses shouldn't be anywhere but in my lap

>>534335826
hmmm, I really just want to know if I'll have better chances for better rewards by going all in on goldship instead of just raising umas like normal and using the best I can get.

>>534332410
because Fine Motion is the only one of the big 3 (kitasan, super creek, fine motion) to not have an early banner. the 1st CM isn't the full game, she is used in future CMs.

>>534335776
That's just Teto.

>>534335776
none of them are gonna be real bwo...

>>534335921
They fucking did.
I'm still pissed at how they handled it, but they made up for it with her career at least.

Hopeful or hopeless?

>>534335625
im losing to Medium S
thats gonna take a while to fix

>>534335776
FAKES UMAS NEVER
NEVER EVER

>>534336106
this looks like an australian rocker boy

>>534336068
Why the fuck will Cygames not add them though
If they're original horses they made, they should have no issues including them, right
Do they just assume nobody would want to use them? That's cap (not as in peak) if so
At the very least, they could make support cards for them. Even just include them as part of an Oguri support card. I'm so mad

Doto bulli

>>534336293
>late
100% hopeless and box

>>534332626
the power one? it gives swinging maestro so most people will skip it and keep using creek. if you had unlimited gems then it would be a great card to own for the specific decks that want swinging maestro but prefer a power card to a stam card.

>>534336293
Switch to pace. Trust.

>>534336293
straight to the glue factory

>>534336232
added*

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/KtC-eSuJVmw HOLD ON A SECOND

>>534336293
HOPEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>534336337
They got no central racing history.

>>534336023
Going higher on med fucks my URA / initial stat spread so imma just have to roll the same thing 50 times and get lucky ig.

>>534336337
Someone will just have to raise some new horses to assume their identities and make them real.

>>534336293
>that speed and power
>late
hopeless

>>534336337
Gacha games rely on fan popularity. That's why anon. Unless millions of people bomb thier socials asking for them. It won't happen. Simply enjoy what we have anon.

>>534336384
HARIKKITE IKOU!

>>534336293
if you do anything other than Pace/Front on Junior year you deserve the random Box death

>>534336314

I've been trying to get Medium S on my Goldship for a while now, it will not land lmao - can get uniques from grandparents easily, but Medium spark? nope!

>>534336415
AIEEEEEE THE PLAN

doto is the cutest irl horse. i'm happy he's enjoying retirement.

>>534336514
Med S is the most important over blues, skills, and greens

>>534336384
Imagine the smell

>>534336638
:=3

>>534336504
Even the King is HOPELESS

>>534336616
HARIKITE IKOU

>>534336604
Should have stayed a LATEGOD

>>534336604
>CM experience in career

>Both Kitasan and Super Creek didn't show up so their skills didn't arrive

I swear to god one attempt I'll get the trifecta of inherits, people showing up and the support card chains completing and I'll finally have it.
1200 Speed, 700+ Stam 900+Power 400+Wit Goldshi

>>534336604
Many such cases

>>534336638
Cute fit

>>534336337
they probably don't want to play favorites with their own horses so they can get other horse owners to let their horses be in the game.

It's time to settle it. Who's the best horse?
https://poal.me/z2o44f

>>534336504
>>534336604
Whether it's RL or in game, the Stakes?
HOPELESS

Post ASS Wonder post retirement

>>534336618
>this French semen demon
>ever being confused as to her intentions
Lol
Lmao

>>534336604
>Hopeless stakes
The sin is not in being outmatched - but failing to recognize it.

>>534336783
I mean your stam is terrible lol.

You do realize minimum is like 850 + 1 gold or 1050 + 2 gold or 1200 + green stam right? And 400 guts.

>>534336604
Shou ga nai.

>>534336337
they are not real horses, and they're afraid of insulting keibafag by adding OCs to the game, although they did a few promos for CG with a fake campaign
https://x.com/tora_akiba_a/status/1413760830886187008

Happy marriage with an uma from the boonies

HAG LOVE!

>iron will is worthless.
>if you don't have swinging maestro you're cucked.
>gourmand is 50/50 rng shitfest.
>your favorite horse has no gold recovery unlock.

>>534336281
Sucks that they're unlikely to retread this ground to make her MC again of another version of her active period. I quite liked the very small flashback snippet of her comeback race in the BNW OVAs, although at this point I don't think I'd want more anime that's stuck to the season 1 teams

>>534336918
>>534337105
i guess that makes sense though i'm still not happy about it
surely there wouldn't be any harm in making them support card friends at least
that fake campaign just makes me thirst for what will never be reality

Fuck it I'm rolling Narita Brian

>>534337235
ballcrusher hag

does it help my sparks or affinity in any way, if I do the same G1 race in year 2 and 3?

>>534337350
Yeah like with her

>berno is (technically) not actually a real horse
no...

>>534334870
What next card? Isn't MLB Kitisan enough to carry me?

>>534336930
YOUR MOM WINNING BY 3 HORSE LENGTHS?

>>534337541
Creek in like 3 days, then nothing until next scenario

>>534337541
>He fell for it
Anon...

>>534337541
The next big card bro, you haven't been lurking?
You're missing out bro, better not roll for Umas.

>>534337397
Nonsense, she's a wholesome girl.

>>534334098
what's so good about her anyways?

>>534337686
I can't fuck my support cards. I can fuck my umas

>>534337430
people say it's based on a horse called Twin Bee but it's actually based on Oguri's farrier, who was with him from beginning to end

>>534337686
>better not roll for Umas.
Except for the META DEFINING ones like the banner right now!

>>534337743
why did she do it

>>534337752
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bAUCsUjSIZQ

cant wait to see a new batch of gen z jockeys because of uma, and then seeing horses with dumb names like 2016 xxl freshman cypher

>>534337840
That's been disproven.

>>534335298
Her going off unhinged because she can't race Biwa has been pretty great/sad to see

>>534336930
Yooouur mom followed by Niiicee nature, followed by Kiiing hello, TEEMMM OOOPERA

>>534337305
yes this is why you run creek like 99% of people do. if you don't have her you have no excuse not to roll her banner starting next week, it's before CM.

Creek Tazuna banner worth sparking?
Can I save up another 30k by the time summer Maruz comes out?

>>534337992
Tsuyoi tsuyoi!

>>534335298
I tried following this manga since release but it was so fucking slow and boring

>>534337858
He said things he shouldn't have.

>>534336960
Why are all the Sakura Commerce horses so hot?

>>534334807
I think she’s really hot

i like training sprint horses because i can never hit 1200 stam

Chiii~ yo chiyo chiyo chiyo no o, doooki doki doki doki dooo~? ki???
Chiii~ yo chiyo chiyo chiyo no o, suuuki suki suki suki chiyo no o

Stop posting the same umas

>>534338372
sex

>>534338437
Ok

The green haired commentator from the anime should be a pal card.

A lot of the top clubs have members with surprisingly low fan counts. Are they just rotating new players in to burn their TP pots or something? Does that even count?

>>534338437
Nah

>>534334807
Kita looks better with her hair down

>>534338437
No!

>>534334807
Sex with season 2 kita

>Hopeful Stakes
>N1 Fave
>Place second (Neck finish) to an ALL F Goldship
What is the fucking deal with this race? I swear it only happens here.

dancho 7days is too long

>>534338723
but she was a child there!

>-10 everyhthing
>poor practice
It's over

>>534338437
Bet you'll never figure out which uma this is.

Why is Turbo roommates with Inari One? I don't see the connection

>>534338437
If you cant name her, get out

>debut?
2nd
>random support event?
-20 energy
>2% training risk?
failed
>food event?
slow metabolism
>Stakes?
hopeless
>random event?
migraine
>infirmary?
no cure
>summer?
0 rainbows
>raffle?
tissues
>rest?
night owl
>URA finale?
boxed
>sparks?
1* guts

>>534338759
>Jaws music starts playing

>coinbase keeps pestering me to update my account or lose it
>finally check
>there's $5k in it now from $500 of bitcoin in 2018
my umas are gonna be so happy....

>>534338759
An sub-UMArine? Get it?

if you dont get every golshi week reward you should be deleted

>>534338890
Moby Dick, more like.

>>534338531
There should be more megane uma

if a grandparent is the same as the trainee will i get 0 sparks or anything from it?

>>534338437
ok

>>534338437
They should release more umas then

i've run the numbers (barely). early race stamina recovery skill proc aren't horrible. At 1882 HP (678 stamina on a 2400 medium) race start dash is going to consume 11.21 HP and 98 are going to be consumed accelerating which lasts like 6 seconds. Then top seed is going to gobble up 266 over 14 seconds. A white proc is going to heal 28 HP which isn't going to overheal unless it happens very early, a gold is going to heal 103 so you'd want it to proc past midway through the early top speed dash. Stamina to spare/calm and collected condition requires it to be past 5 seconds and early race so it'll avoid the instaproc problem. On the derby I think moxie/restless are going to have the most problems since it starts at an uphill that can trigger some instaprocs in the first few seconds of the race.

What this means is if a Mcqueen, Biwa or Pasa trainer can make a stronger deck without including super creek it's an option. especially if they want to run groundwork but idk why they'd want to do that on a pacechaser. I guess there'd be a huge payoff if there's no frontrunners so they groundwork themselves into the leader position

>>534337862
I love this goofball

>>534338437
Give me more umas to post then.

>>534338890
Can an Uma beat a Shark?

alcoholic uma

>>534339060
Hishi Akebono breast smothering

yeppers

>>534339251
That's just foamy juice.

>>534338437
Fine

>>534339036
>>534339142
Yep, the comedy workshop was worth it after all.

does buying double circle skills give you higher chance to inherit them?

Will Super Creek still be meta 3 months from now?

>>534338531
>horses don't exist
so what is the context for riding crops existing?

>>534338545
they also have members with insanely high fan counts. rotating players does nothing for you since only fans gained by club members while they are members and while they are still members at the end of the month count. it's more likely a lot of their players are rerollers that have low total fan count, but earned those fans in half the time of early non-reroller players.
the game is barely over a month old, the top clubs just haven't consolidated yet. give it another few months and you'll see the top clubs exclusively made of top earners.

for science

>>534337752
>>534337862
>>534339184
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TH_3Ej4tvSs

Do you need to do all 5 hangouts with tazuna to get the bonus +6 stats at end of career? Or is it just making her friendship tats enough

>>534339126
stop the bofa propaganda

>>534338437
Doesn't sound very marvelous of you, anon.

>>534339060
i need her to snap me in half

Just beat Air Groove's career.
I still prefer Rudolf over her

>>534339379
SC is still ranked A tier on the jap sites. Kita black falls to C tier.

>>534339446
The pic you replied to.

>>534339428
Reminder that pretty much all horses come from the Arabian, then its the Barbary after that.
Kinda sucks they decided on the Turk instead.

WHERE IS THE GOLSHI EVENT. I WAS PROMISED A GOLSHI EVENT

>>534338437
mambo

>>534339489
Don't even need to max her friendship, Just seeing her first event gets you the +6. It's +8 if it's maxed

>>534337858
it's the bad Opera O ningen, Doto had to do it

>>534339474
>>534339474
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9HY5UC_73c

>>534339550
bofa? what's bofa, kaicho?

So-re wa...
Te-i-emu Opera O
Tataeyou Te-i-emu Opera O!
Kono yo de motto mo
tsuyoku, utsukushiku
Karei na hikari o!
Mugen no ai o anata ni mo
Sore ga ou no
Te-i-emu Opera O no sadame!
Te-i-emu Opeeera O!

>>534339550
bofa fud isnt even real, my golshi procs it mid run later than maestro

>>534339014
True.

when do we start rolling for cards again?

>>534339126
the core issue is that on most tracks swinging maestro will trigger on an early corner which means you're already getting an early restore. stamina to spare is nice, but less nice when now your swinging maestro isn't doing the full heal it can.

>>534339661
i ate it

>>534339769
bofa is shit for CM because it procs 2 seconds out the gate

Blemishine

>>534339718
and when I say first event I mean the one where she becomes a date option not the date itself.

>>534339824
any time you want buddy

>>534339854
>upskirt
l-lewd...

>>534339854
no...

>>534339854
Sniff

>>534339824
right now bwo. didn't you hear? yaeno muteki is a MUST ROLL

>>534339854
FAT FUCK

>>534339379
swinging maestro is still one of the high-tier universal stam skills to this day and super creek does have a pretty good bundle of effects once she's MLB and doesn't take forever to build friendship. she's going to be meta for literal years.

Horses owe me sex

Donkey

>>534339364
I don't have enough carats to spark but will be throwing all I have for her regardless.

>>534339854
Fat fuck

>>534339824
probably creek banner if you're desperate

>>534339427
The monster..

>>534339854
eating out rudolph while she's in a food coma

>>534339917
OP card, glad to lucksack it

>>534339661
It's in 2 and a half hours or something.

SUNDAY MONDAY TUESDAY
YES MUTEKI NI HYPER MIND

>>534339754
bofa deez nuts

>>534338545
ALL of the clubs are like that right now

The game had an unnatural large influx of casuals due to the game going viral in the Twitch Eceleb+Kitasan craze a couple of weeks ago
Many normies got into the game hard enough to pass as real gacha players for a little while, but as interest fades they are starting to show their real colors.

Ir will take a few more weeks max before the rest filter out and the real pvp can begin,
likely helped by the f2ps realizing they don't get fuck all from the Creek banner because they neither saved, paypiged nor made full use of game mechanics so they can't pull shit and there is nothing they can do about it. Interest should fully fade with that, even among the post-kitasan hanger-ons

>>534339661
right here, bro!

>>534339826
Better than the straight recovery that activates as soon as the race begins. I don't even know why I bother with that skill sometimes.

>>534340052
w-why is she crushing the bottle so hard?

>want cards
>also want new clothes for my 2* and 1* horsies

>>534338437
Mambo is going to have to take you out in a different way now, anon.

>>534340112
Weird, I thought events would always start on a new day

A+ rank CM matches are all coinflips assuming every team is a mix of min/max speed and enough stam to survive every nigger debuff in existence.

Uma is just a luck game.

>>534339925
>Mambo's POV:

>>534340008
>my eyes went to scarlet first
Sorry Raisu, you have zero sex appeal.

Yukino BITCHIN'!
Yeppers!

The Machine!

>>534340130
that's cute fanfiction but the golshi week alone is going to turbocharge casuals coming into creek banner. let me guess, a month ago you were one of the fags posting literally constantly about how kitasan would kill all casual interest, something that didn't happen at all?

>>534340291
Poor donkey girl...

>>534339365
any breedingGODS know the answer to this?

It's always about umas wanting to marry trainer after their career
But what if the trainer doesn't want to marry the trainee, what happens?

It’s gunna be a good day lads

>>534340302
Don't appropriate my culture you gold dish.

gag characters btw

>>534340410
25% base instead of 20%.

>>534340302
El navio dorado

Just reported my trainee for inappropriate sexual advances (requested handholding).
I've been informed she will be expelled. It's a shame, she was days away from running in the URA Finale, but rules are rules. That kind of behavior cannot go unpunished. She will be stripped of all her titles and banned from racing ever again, as is appropriate.

>>534339365
yes, single circle is 20%, double is 25%, gold is 40%

>>534340149
She's imagining it's your dick.

thingken of Dantsu Flame

hehe

>Rolled the cancer event
my run is dead

>>534340052
I love you Kawikami Princess.

>the cards change everytime if procs
cute

>>534340229
Took you long enough

>>534340448
Hasta la vista, joto.

Why the fuck are all end-closer and late-chaser Umas so fucking shit? They always job on the last stretch, shit drives me insane.

>>534338437
No

>>534340457
Sure looks like it.

>>534340579
There's ice cream on Doto and Fuku's head

>>534340690
smells like a barn

>>534340438
Ok, a really good day actually

>>534340393
Have you seen the decreasing player numbers anon? Not sure why you're coping over something so obviously true.

>>534340504
...the mindbroken torena thought to himself in vain as his uma continued to shatter his pelvis with copiuos rape

>>534340579
I need some TL please

what are your thoughts on the mejiro family

>>534338437
>Don't post the same umas
>Don't post umas that won't be out for another several years
WHICH IS IT

>>534340690
You think she'd put motor oil in her ass if we say it'll lubricate it for our dick

>>534340870
I expected to dislike McQueen but she turned out to be really cute

not having welfare special needs for gourmand sucks so bad. wish i had started this game sooner

>>534340791
Barn doesn't smell that bad to me. Sometimes nice even. Am I disfunctional?

>>534340893
When are they adding Suspicious Detective

My door...

>>534340870
bright is ugly

>>534340870
I'm not looking forward to more of them, but I do like the ones we've gotten

>>534340870
Palmer is the hottest

>>534340870
where golshi?

I'm stupid, is Spicaman using lollipops instead of cigarettes because of ratings or it's intended design

>>534340824
first gacha? we're not actively in an event because one ended a week ago and the next big one literally starts late tonight, and we likewise ended a god-tier banner a week ago and get a new god-tier banner next week. you'll just pretend you didn't post this a week from now when the super creek banner early days blow the current player numbers out of the water again like every gacha when a big event and anticipated banner line up.

Second 3 star!

Now I got 2 3 stars on power, no more borrowing for my late surgers!

>>534340579
heh

>>534340907
That's what your tongue is for

>>534340823
Ok guys help I can’t slow her down, I CANT SLOW HER DOWN

>>534340690
nhhhhggnn...

>>534340870
Dober owes me sex

>>534340823
Do it Urara. Kill them. Kill them all.

Imagine your stuck in the woods town finally gets a once in a lifetime talented UMA and this girl comes and takes her away.

>>534341134
HAYAIIIIIIII

>>534341098
you don't chew cigarettes deep within your mouth, it's obvious in most of the scenes you see them that they were always intended to be lollipops.

>>534340870
They peaked with McQueen

What are the odds of gettign 6 sleep deprived in one career? Shit's rigged

Here's some free schadenfreude for you guys. Literally got slow metabolism right before this.

>>534340870
McQueen is adorable

>>534340870
Sex with Dober
Sex with Ardan

Hosting CM room: 75920417
Will post image/summary if there's any interest

this'll prob be last attempt at a 3* spark for today, im fucking tired

>>534341103
Holy cope

>>534341363
Its a none zero chance

>>534341361
You havent bought enough carats in the last weeks.
Cygames is rigging it against you!

>>534341098
Its candy designed to look like cigarettes. He regularly shows its candy. 4kids did this shit with one piece.

>>534341407
concession that you have no argument accepted.

>>534340870
Ryan is vey underrated, very cute.

>>534341363
I got the same thing. Slow metabolism, but then an unread event occurred and I forgot about it. In my haste I saw 4 rainbows, and click on speed immediately.

>>534340825
Curren would never..

>>534340870
I love Palmer.

>>534341030
I mean it smells fine if you are from the country or other rural areas
Most people from the city or other urban areas probably would probably find it a bit unpleasant

>>534341081
NEED

>>534340870
Mejiro Ardan?
More like Major Hardon!

>>534340870
I think highly of one in particular

>>534340870
Ryan best

>>534341113
Ogurin about to get slow metabolism.

Gold Shit week when

>>534341361
0%, because you should be running tazuna or wit cards and not even click the rest button 6 times over a full run.

>>534340870
For me it's Dober

>>534341594
WEY

>>534341402
fug

>>534341664
in 2.5h

>>534340870
SEXY

>>534341030
I gut fish daily and find it...neutral I suppose? My brother (city boy) can't stand it. You just get used to it.
Uma musume.

>mcqueen
>fail hopeful stakes
>career ends

Is this skill really bad, and why so? Especially for short distances.

>>534341375
one slot left

>>534341594
I can't get over how there's a white 5 in her hair

>>534332774
Next year is the year of the horse.
And 5th anniversary of the game.

>>534341043
There is no escaping your best luck

>>534341594
This webm just won me over. When does she come out?

[Confession]
Whenever I have the chance to feed an Uma I always pick it regardless of the chance of Slow Metabolism. Not for the energy, but because it gives me an erection.

i came

>>534332410
she has right hand which is pretty good

>>534341815
Stay in OP shitter

>>534339826
>the core issue is that on most tracks swinging maestro will trigger on an early corner which means you're already getting an early restore. stamina to spare is nice, but less nice when now your swinging maestro isn't doing the full heal it can.
If we just look at the tokyo track that's going to be a problem no matter what. It starts on a corner so swing can just fire early and not do it's full heal. Using both spare & swing is probably a bad idea there because it's doubling the shit roll. I think pacechasers should default to getting gourmand and grab swing or spare as a 2nd recovery. I'm just saying spare is an option if it'll let you have a stronger deck
>>534341840
its the best recovery skill in the game

>>534341840
It is solid. You want stamina recover during the middle part of the race so the last spurt is strongest.

>>534341840
bwo it's one of the best and most consistent stamina recoveries in the game

>>534341594
How it feels to chew 5umagum!

What part of the world should /uma/ claim for uma art?
I've seen a few different places with some umamusume art.
https://wplace.live

>>534341840
no one ever said its bad. its just the card that gives it has a coin toss chance of not giving you it. only difference between recovery skills are their activation restrictions.

>>534341840
it's very high-tier if you're a pace-chaser because mid-race is the best time to proc recovery skills by a landslide.
it's "bad" at short distances because you need less stamina for short distances, so all stam related things are "bad" at short distances.

>>534339446
Training umas

>>534341896
cute horse
she ever get an alt or anything?

>>534341840
It's the best for pace chasers alongside Maestro. Stam skills are useless for Sprints/Miles because you can get enough with stats and SP are better spent on acceleration skills

Anyone else get a boner from teio suffering?

>>534341134
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

>>534342123
She gets an alt called full armor which is neither armored nor a gundam.

>>534342001
Gourmand better for long runners since it always triggers mid race

>>534339950
>J-just kidding! Haha... Your umas are bound to win, regardles of my debuffs...
>Probably...

>>534342206
No, I'm not South Korean.

reminder that mejiro card is core for next cm

>>534341679
I believe in training only on high rolls and race/rest otherwise

>>534342001
>>534342014
>>534342015
>>534342080
>>534342149
People told me the opposite like 2 weeks ago.
What the fuck.
>>534342089
Oh I see now. What about hydrate?

What's a good deck for farming stamina sparks with Gold Ship

>>534342231
Stahp! You're going to overcap!!

>>534342324
elaborate

>>534342231
It's too late... she will become a speed singularity and destroy our corporeal reality. I hope you're happy trainer. Next time don't mess with forces you don't understand.

>>534342123
She gets armor (luck armor probably)

>>534342231
Did you get to proc the spark suring inspiration?
You can win arima if you have long B and turf D with those stats

>>534342367
no wonder you get 6 sleep deprived kek.

>>534342371
hydrate is just the weaker version of gourmand
if you buy hydrate, you get a discount on gourmand because it 'upgrades' into it
it's just as good, it just recovers less

LAAAAANDING

PISSU!

Any insight as to why I'm losing by one length in a G2? I was front running with no other front runners.

>>534342295
That's it you third rate failure, I'm turning you into mother!

SHOUT HER NAME, /uma/

Golshi week is a good filter to see who's playing the game and who's being a leech. Take note of all club member's fans pre-GolWeek then again post-GolWeek and compare them. There should be AT LEAST an increase of 8M-12M fans.
Kick anyone below that threshold. You literally gain nothing from keeping deadweights around.

>>534341963
Brosnan...

>>534342573
MY NAME

>>534342540
Because the game is mostly rng anon...

>>534341594
my new umafu

Uma harem

>>534342371
Anon, use your brain. Take everything you hear with a grain of salt.

>>534342530
why is this so shit, must be a human drawing

>>534342261
>>534342448
I see.

First time making a sound post
Let's see if I fuck it up

>>534341840
That's not Iron Will and Unruffled

>>534335650
cute cute cute cute

How expensive would it be to buy a horse, call her Norn Ace, make her win the triple crown and retire.

>>534342573
HER NAME, /uma/!!!

>>534342206
No, but the suffering enhances my boner when she eventually wins through sheer power of fuck you

>>534342540
the insight was in the race you didn't watch. you probably got a late start or got blocked for a while.

>>534342753
Its cute, like casual clothes for racing.

>>534342371
>The opposite
Sounds like you got gaslit, you want specific stage triggers for consistency. Otherwise, you get basic abilities like Straightaway Recovery when it's the only thing you have, and risk your uma using it right as the race starts.

I'm going to fuck Falcon non-stop once I get my hands on her

>>534342832
Why is it always KFC? Every anime/gacha collaboration it's always KFC.

>>534342510
It's a solid strat to churn out 12k without useless wit pumping. Usually I could go for 5 careers without seeing it even once, I guess this is what it means to have a run marked by bad rng

Rate this /uma/

>>534341963
Pervert.

>>534342869
MatikaneTannhauser