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>>534315719>Game News (EN)Current Rate Up: Curren Chan (3*), Yukino Bijin (SSR), (SSR), Nishino Flower (SR), Narita Taishin (3*), Yaeno Muteki (SSR), Zenno Rob Roy (SR)
Next Rate up: Smart Falcon (3*), Super Creek (SSR), Tazuna Hayakawa (SSR)
Main Story Chapter 3 is up.
8/7 - 8/22: Golshi Week Celebration
8/17 - 8/27: CM Taurus Cup - Tokyo 2400m, left, spring, sunny, firm
8/21 - 8/30: Legend Race
8/28 - 9/10: Story Event
Timeline: https://honse.moe/timeline
>Game News (JP)Current Rate Up: Satono Crown (Alt 3*), Cheval Grand (Alt 3*), Win Variation (SSR), Duramente (SSR)
Legend Race vs Sakura Bakushin O (Alt) and Biko Pegasus will be held on 8/7
LoH Long will be held on 8/12, Sapporo, 2600m, right, summer, sunny
Pakalive Vol. 56 4.5th anniversary stream on 8/22
CM Classic will be held in September, Kyoto, 2000m, right, autumn, sunny
>IP NewsUmamusume 6th Live Event Autumn Leg will be held on 10/18-19
https://umamusume.jp/contents/event/tnf6th-autumn/
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A basic guide for newfags
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Find networks if your region is blocked from the game or client
https://www.umavpn.top/
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Umamusume Global Reference Document
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>Cygames WebStore allows you to buy jims on any devicehttps://webstore.cygames.com/umamusume/
>How to link your Cygames ID
first for the witless wonder
i love my husband(female)
why is dia often portrayed as a nympho?
>>534331732 (OP)I will happily live in the Satono dungeons if it means getting to worship Dia's sweaty feet
>>534331732 (OP)>Dia>FeetDoomed thread
I hate Dia.
I seriously fucking hate her.
I sparked on kitasan banner but wasn't in a rush to redeem the copy because I am still just borrowing the card anyway, which menu do I go to in order to redeem the sparked kitasan?
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FLATTER THAN A PIZZA
What could possibly go wrong
>>534331850I'm starting to believe she's not as dumb as we think she is
I am club homeless
813619459073
Afternoon Danchou-san
Working hard for m- Our carats i see?
Well, i'd love to stick around
But... ya know
haha
Bye
turning this shrine priestess into an anal priestess
new designs are so much better
>>534332220the bottom 3 are the same desu baka senpai
tsotto matte Jungle P-... Po... Pu...? Jungle Pee!
have you heard about the hopeless stakes and stimming
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look at how flat this bitch is lmao
Why did everyone recommend to reroll for Fine Motion during launch when nobody is even using her for the CM?
Will legend races rerun?
Can I actually recruit a 3* Uma through them?
sniffing Grass Wonder's big sweaty butt
sniffing Tazuna's large sweet smelling butt
>>534332410because a tierlist image told me! okay!!
>>534332434>Will legend races rerun?No
>Can I actually recruit a 3* Uma through them?Yes once it becomes a daily thing.
>>534332410theory crafters love pretending everything is free and tell everyone what's """optimal"""
>>534332220>different artist>but literal same design>WAOH new designs so much better!!
>>534332434>Will legend races rerun?Yes, not Curren tho
>Can I actually recruit a 3* Uma through them?Yes, 2* with some statues tho
TM Opera is the sexiest uma and I'm tired of pretending she isn't
>>534332321Because she's not sitting on my face right now
Howโs the new Rice Shower SSR?
>>534332373Why is Flame pointing at her chest?
>>534332220I thought Nakayama Festa had some enormous bazookas in that pic.
With so many horse thing that came up this year, I would've believed you if you told me this year is the year of the horse.
>>534332615Understandable.
I wish umas were real...
>>534332373Dantsu Paizuri
>>534332220I like how both artists made Creek look really soft desu
>>534332602TRUKE - A Truth Nuclear Bomb.
after golshi week go ace golshi with nice nature and use urara as front you should win most of your games cause the only counter to this is fronts but they suck really hard
Why would anyone go for Dia when Crown is right there
>>534332325they are not bro
>haru urara guts card offers no useful skills, the only reason to run a guts card at the moment
>every fucking retard says she's the only good guts card because the doc told them so
its actually easier to read cards or use a comparison tool than to get brainwashed by a doc
>perfect parent run
>end with these skills
>rewarded with these sparks
t-thanks
how the fuck do people end up with like 7 optimal skills + 3* blue + medium pink
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>>534332491danchou will have to wait
>>534332491Any good Teio sparks, anon?
Anyone got parents you're working on for CM?
>>534332987Danchou kick his ass NOW
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>>534332958lab coat = high tier every time. tachy just needs some swirly glasses
>>534333040hard counters any high stam pacer their stam is made useless it just paces them down for most of the game
>>534332953Nobody says Urara is good right now, she's only good once guts isn't a waste to have above 400. There is no good guts card right now, the only rare case where you'd consider using one is for skills for spark farming.
>>534333062only have this so far
I'm having trouble picking the last skill for my Tachyon
do I get
>standard dist+focus
>straightaway adept
>homestretch haste
>hesitant pace chaser
Yes I know she's a witlet with A distance. Hoping to use her for med or long in TT
>>534333062got two parents with some good sparks but 1* guts or wit, so im trying to get others
why are people saying gold ship is so strong this CM? will I really get that much of an advantage by raising a gold ship with 2 debuffers instead of whatever other uma I want?
>infirmary doesn't cure multiple diseases
kek
People keep saying to put your horses as frontrunners in Hopeless Stakes, but I've just lost my godly McKween start to that strat.
Do I roll for smart falcon, SC support or save?
>>534333336>Don't make porn of the horse girls>Here's a horse girl with her tits out>DON'T DO IT!wtf is their problem?
>>534332081>Turns 360 degrees and moonwalks to 16th place
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Ines Fujin is the only uma with freckles
>>534333273Don't let Spe-chan see this
https://files.catbox.moe/xeqs80.png
>>534332410The first 2 CMs are the only times you will be using stamina cards over wit.
>>534333434ใใใฏEใผใ
>>5343332043* stam is nice
>>534333364I've just been ignoring blue sparks and praying to hit big white sparks. Every run ends with like 2 or 3 stats over 600
>>53433356599% of people who use that simulator have no idea how it actually works it seems
>>534333565UMAMUSUME IS A WIT POWER GAME
>>534333565>sprinter goldshitWhat is this abomination?
>>534333565>that staminawhat the fug
>>534333706I feel like most people do, just some loud retards don't.
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>>534333395only viable end closer. the new one is harder to raise. With the way the track is the medium is fairly close to the final corner/straight which makes a situation where midrace skills are particularly good. Warning shot lasts 5 seconds and will contribute to activating tail head high. Ideally Gold Ship is going to activating a chain of medium skills that'll last into the final corner where more stuff can activate. I just made all this up btw
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How much should I care about the Ura Finale sparks? I've been paying attention to blue sparks but anons are always talking about this one
>>534333395that's the strongest strat right now... if it works
or your Golshi gets stuck and you auto-lose
if you check the past threads some anons have been doing CM practice rooms and Golshi only wins in like 1 out of 4 games, up to you if you fall for the meme
>>534333345i like homestretch haste
>>534333649imagine Curren going to the starting gate with cum on her face saying it's just sweat from her pre race preparations haha
>>534333876The King of Anal
>>534333840I mean what you're saying is kind of right, but the real reason is that Gold Ship dodges Mystic Murmur meaning you need significantly less stam investment. Also the race is long enough for End Closers and CM is only 9 umas so far less likely to get blocked.
place your bets
i accidentally maxxed speed in february senior year
Talk me out of rolling Narita Brian
>>534333886I'd rather use a 7* uma with 7-9* URA than 9* uma
>>534333886They can be just as good as blue sparks, but more random.
>>534334058Oguri cap is quick to recognize lewdness
>>534331732 (OP)Middleschool girl btw.
>>534333886It is one of 2 race sparks that give speed AND stamina so it is really good. The second being.
>>534334078not always desu
>>534333040>he doesn't know
>>534333565good.... good... we need more misinformation so I can beat more staminalet in TT
>>534334063>+5 relationship with Sweep Tosho
>>534333456not that relevant, 3* power 2* medium and my own 3* stam with like 1* turf 2* ura and nothing else
>>534333886URA Finale gives a LARGE amount of extra speed/stam.
On top of this, the way white sparks work is you have a 10% multiplicative chance to get a white spark for every legacy with the same white spark. So if all legacies have URA Finale you have a *1.1^6 multiplier to get it again (or 35% instead of 20%). Also if all legacies have it, you have a chance to inherit multiple URA Finale sparks, which gives pretty crazy stats.
>>534334282maybe she likes a guy that bosses her around
>>534334098Literally impossible
3spd+3sta or 2spd+4sta for long?
>>534334153Do you only get a chance for a race spark if you win them? Or just running them enough?
>>534334401This BOY looks cute.
>>534333801good for team trials with enough gold skills, then you bring it to CM and ends 8th after being anally decimated by nice naties
>>534334087Maru is so hot...
>>534332953I'm using it pretty often and even at 1 lb. It's good if your card choice is limited.
>>534334196>1* wit and no 1 shitty whiteat least its A+ and i got nice skills
>>534333565How do you even build something like this? Doesn't power training add to stamina?
>>534334462>Race sparks (or Race factors) are one of the two types of white sparks. You have a 20% change to get a corresponding Race spark for each of the G1 races you've won during a Career.https://gametora.com/umamusume/g1-race-factor-list rewards only go to the winners
>>534334401so goddamn CUTE!
>>534334098Nah. Roll for your boyfriend(female)
>Gray anime takes place in 1987
>Pretty Derby and the Movie looks like its current time
>Both have Oguri and Tamamo in them still in their high school age
Just how old are they?
>>534334458depends on hors
>>534334098Her alt is better.
>>534334098No, you must. I forgo the SC support banner roll for Eishin. Go for your waifu
lol i know it looks cool but this is really bad. in reality this has 750 stam and shooting + unrestrained is wasted points. go for med straight corner/ front straight corner and great escapist. These mid game skills matter alot or else the pacers will just run up to you and you basically feed them taikis ult if they have it
if you hate Kita you're genuinely homosexual
>>534334693>Time in the UmaVerseDon't worry about it.
>>534334693the flow of time in tracen is convoluted
umas also age very gracefully
>>534334710Man I need fat tits like this ingame...
>>534334098Dude, the next big card drops after her banner, you better save!
>>534334098>hesitatingYou never deserved her to begin with.
>>534334693They only start to age once they get a husband.
>>534334354pretty impressive whites though, I assume you've been working toward that.
>>534334807harakitte ikou!!
>>534334457If we're getting another Uma anime or Movie, she better be the MC, she deserves it.
>>534334693Tracen is for looking husbands
>>534335146Nah, she'll be the rival if they ever animate Star Blossom.
>>534334693if it takes place in 1987, why do they have smart phones?
>>534334693All race horses are between 2-5 years old
>>534333906yeah but that's only against all the autist whales in here right? in actual CM won't it be more random people? I'm also not sure how the format work, I know you can do 5 races from each attempt right? is your position determined by how many of these 5 races you win?
>>534333840>>534334078I thought you still needed a lot of stam with goldship? I can't really find much info on what stat line to shoot for though, I just know it's different from team trials because of all the debuffs.
Someone hand me the rice cake
>>534334401She's actually cute when she removes that stupid hat.
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it's so tiresome
>>534334807kita-chan is cute. Cuuuute!
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This whorse just won the triple crown
Why isn't she happier about it
>>534334807Really boring character, even relative to other anime MCs.
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CM room. 3 uma
Testing this
>>534334528ID: 82466247
All umas are worthy of love
>>534334693>Gray anime takes place in 1987It doesn't. That was something the English anime localizers added to the subs. Yes, the real-life events took place in the late 1980s and Cingray depicts those events, but that is not mentioned in the source material.
>>534335146That'd be cool but the ending would be controversial given the IRL career ending.
*taking a fat drag from my cigar*
well Sakura? was it all you wanted Sakura?
>>534335561I think its something like Detective Conan where they tried to make sense by tieing things to irl horses but with current technology.
>>534334693stop asking questions before you get hurt bwo
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>first after 130 hours
I heard things about this event...
>>534334693Alarm clock anomaly zone. Don't worry about it
>>534335561Is pink available in JP? The anime sold me on her.
>>534335650>months pass and she still has the bandageWhen is she ever removing her nose bandage?
>>534335381You still need stam, just less than other positions.
Gold Ship also has a good stam skill on pot5.
>>534335776she's not real....
>>534335776She's not real so no
>>534335146She's the next main story MC after Ticket but Cygays was not on its A game with her chapter, felt like they squandered her turn in the MC spotlight
>>534335776Retarded, delusional, secondary yuriNIGGER
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I failed a 10% quad rainbow on stamina (and failed to inherit despite having 6 medium parents).
Still decent ngl.
>>534335146Not exactly the anime, but she's the main character of the next main story update.
>>534335443>win g1 race against teio>game punish you with -15 energywtf nice nature
>>5343359306 is not enough for a good chance to get S
>>534335824It's a shadow roll, basically stops the horse from getting spooked by their own shadow. Narita Brian wore one for a while, but even after they got over being spooked by their shadow it was left on because it made them recognizable.
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>>534335776Bulk, Skull & Brick are original horses and will not be appearing going forward despite much I really want Minnie The lady.
>>534335443That's the bare minimum for Rudolf, she literally just shrugs if she gets 7 crowns.
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I wish to cum inside Rudy Lemono
Casual Rudolf in glasses shouldn't be anywhere but in my lap
>>534335826hmmm, I really just want to know if I'll have better chances for better rewards by going all in on goldship instead of just raising umas like normal and using the best I can get.
>>534332410because Fine Motion is the only one of the big 3 (kitasan, super creek, fine motion) to not have an early banner. the 1st CM isn't the full game, she is used in future CMs.
>>534335776That's just Teto.
>>534335776none of them are gonna be real bwo...
>>534335921They fucking did.
I'm still pissed at how they handled it, but they made up for it with her career at least.
>>534335625im losing to Medium S
thats gonna take a while to fix
>>534335776FAKES UMAS NEVER
NEVER EVER
>>534336106this looks like an australian rocker boy
>>534336068Why the fuck will Cygames not add them though
If they're original horses they made, they should have no issues including them, right
Do they just assume nobody would want to use them? That's cap (not as in peak) if so
At the very least, they could make support cards for them. Even just include them as part of an Oguri support card. I'm so mad
>>534336293>late100% hopeless and box
>>534332626the power one? it gives swinging maestro so most people will skip it and keep using creek. if you had unlimited gems then it would be a great card to own for the specific decks that want swinging maestro but prefer a power card to a stam card.
>>534336293Switch to pace. Trust.
>>534336293straight to the glue factory
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/KtC-eSuJVmw HOLD ON A SECOND
>>534336293HOPEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>534336337They got no central racing history.
>>534336023Going higher on med fucks my URA / initial stat spread so imma just have to roll the same thing 50 times and get lucky ig.
>>534336337Someone will just have to raise some new horses to assume their identities and make them real.
>>534336293>that speed and power>latehopeless
>>534336337Gacha games rely on fan popularity. That's why anon. Unless millions of people bomb thier socials asking for them. It won't happen. Simply enjoy what we have anon.
>>534336384HARIKKITE IKOU!
>>534336293if you do anything other than Pace/Front on Junior year you deserve the random Box death
>>534336314I've been trying to get Medium S on my Goldship for a while now, it will not land lmao - can get uniques from grandparents easily, but Medium spark? nope!
>>534336415AIEEEEEE THE PLAN
doto is the cutest irl horse. i'm happy he's enjoying retirement.
>>534336514Med S is the most important over blues, skills, and greens
>have to wait DECADES for Pokke in global
>>534336384Imagine the smell
>>534336504Even the King is HOPELESS
>>534336604Should have stayed a LATEGOD
>>534336604>CM experience in career
>Both Kitasan and Super Creek didn't show up so their skills didn't arrive
I swear to god one attempt I'll get the trifecta of inherits, people showing up and the support card chains completing and I'll finally have it.
1200 Speed, 700+ Stam 900+Power 400+Wit Goldshi
>>534336604Many such cases
>>534336337they probably don't want to play favorites with their own horses so they can get other horse owners to let their horses be in the game.
It's time to settle it. Who's the best horse?
https://poal.me/z2o44f
>>534336504>>534336604Whether it's RL or in game, the Stakes?
HOPELESS
Post ASS Wonder post retirement
>>534336618>this French semen demon>ever being confused as to her intentionsLol
Lmao
>>534336604>Hopeless stakesThe sin is not in being outmatched - but failing to recognize it.
>>534336783I mean your stam is terrible lol.
You do realize minimum is like 850 + 1 gold or 1050 + 2 gold or 1200 + green stam right? And 400 guts.
>>534336337they are not real horses, and they're afraid of insulting keibafag by adding OCs to the game, although they did a few promos for CG with a fake campaign
https://x.com/tora_akiba_a/status/1413760830886187008
Happy marriage with an uma from the boonies
>iron will is worthless.
>if you don't have swinging maestro you're cucked.
>gourmand is 50/50 rng shitfest.
>your favorite horse has no gold recovery unlock.
>>534336281Sucks that they're unlikely to retread this ground to make her MC again of another version of her active period. I quite liked the very small flashback snippet of her comeback race in the BNW OVAs, although at this point I don't think I'd want more anime that's stuck to the season 1 teams
>>534336918>>534337105i guess that makes sense though i'm still not happy about it
surely there wouldn't be any harm in making them support card friends at least
that fake campaign just makes me thirst for what will never be reality
Fuck it I'm rolling Narita Brian
>>534337235ballcrusher hag
does it help my sparks or affinity in any way, if I do the same G1 race in year 2 and 3?
>>534337350Yeah like with her
>berno is (technically) not actually a real horse
no...
>>534334870What next card? Isn't MLB Kitisan enough to carry me?
>>534336930YOUR MOM WINNING BY 3 HORSE LENGTHS?
>>534337541Creek in like 3 days, then nothing until next scenario
>>534337541>He fell for itAnon...
>>534337541The next big card bro, you haven't been lurking?
You're missing out bro, better not roll for Umas.
>>534337397Nonsense, she's a wholesome girl.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHb8XxWv-Bc
>>534334098what's so good about her anyways?
>>534337686I can't fuck my support cards. I can fuck my umas
>>534337430people say it's based on a horse called Twin Bee but it's actually based on Oguri's farrier, who was with him from beginning to end
>>534337686>better not roll for Umas.Except for the META DEFINING ones like the banner right now!
>>534337743why did she do it
>>534337752 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bAUCsUjSIZQ
cant wait to see a new batch of gen z jockeys because of uma, and then seeing horses with dumb names like 2016 xxl freshman cypher
>>534337840That's been disproven.
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>>534335298Her going off unhinged because she can't race Biwa has been pretty great/sad to see
>>534336930Yooouur mom followed by Niiicee nature, followed by Kiiing hello, TEEMMM OOOPERA
>>534337305yes this is why you run creek like 99% of people do. if you don't have her you have no excuse not to roll her banner starting next week, it's before CM.
Creek Tazuna banner worth sparking?
Can I save up another 30k by the time summer Maruz comes out?
>>534337992Tsuyoi tsuyoi!
>>534335298I tried following this manga since release but it was so fucking slow and boring
>>534337858He said things he shouldn't have.
>>534336960Why are all the Sakura Commerce horses so hot?
>>534334807I think sheโs really hot
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i like training sprint horses because i can never hit 1200 stam
Chiii~ yo chiyo chiyo chiyo no o, doooki doki doki doki dooo~? ki???
Chiii~ yo chiyo chiyo chiyo no o, suuuki suki suki suki chiyo no o
Stop posting the same umas
The green haired commentator from the anime should be a pal card.
A lot of the top clubs have members with surprisingly low fan counts. Are they just rotating new players in to burn their TP pots or something? Does that even count?
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>>534334807Kita looks better with her hair down
MOU5
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>>534334807Sex with season 2 kita
>Hopeful Stakes
>N1 Fave
>Place second (Neck finish) to an ALL F Goldship
What is the fucking deal with this race? I swear it only happens here.
>>534338723but she was a child there!
>-10 everyhthing
>poor practice
It's over
>>534338437Bet you'll never figure out which uma this is.
Why is Turbo roommates with Inari One? I don't see the connection
>>534338437If you cant name her, get out
>debut?
2nd
>random support event?
-20 energy
>2% training risk?
failed
>food event?
slow metabolism
>Stakes?
hopeless
>random event?
migraine
>infirmary?
no cure
>summer?
0 rainbows
>raffle?
tissues
>rest?
night owl
>URA finale?
boxed
>sparks?
1* guts
>>534338759>Jaws music starts playing
>coinbase keeps pestering me to update my account or lose it
>finally check
>there's $5k in it now from $500 of bitcoin in 2018
my umas are gonna be so happy....
>>534338759An sub-UMArine? Get it?
if you dont get every golshi week reward you should be deleted
>>534338890Moby Dick, more like.
>>534338531There should be more megane uma
if a grandparent is the same as the trainee will i get 0 sparks or anything from it?
>>534338437They should release more umas then
i've run the numbers (barely). early race stamina recovery skill proc aren't horrible. At 1882 HP (678 stamina on a 2400 medium) race start dash is going to consume 11.21 HP and 98 are going to be consumed accelerating which lasts like 6 seconds. Then top seed is going to gobble up 266 over 14 seconds. A white proc is going to heal 28 HP which isn't going to overheal unless it happens very early, a gold is going to heal 103 so you'd want it to proc past midway through the early top speed dash. Stamina to spare/calm and collected condition requires it to be past 5 seconds and early race so it'll avoid the instaproc problem. On the derby I think moxie/restless are going to have the most problems since it starts at an uphill that can trigger some instaprocs in the first few seconds of the race.
What this means is if a Mcqueen, Biwa or Pasa trainer can make a stronger deck without including super creek it's an option. especially if they want to run groundwork but idk why they'd want to do that on a pacechaser. I guess there'd be a huge payoff if there's no frontrunners so they groundwork themselves into the leader position
>>534337862I love this goofball
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>>534338437Give me more umas to post then.
>>534338890Can an Uma beat a Shark?
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alcoholic uma
>>534339060Hishi Akebono breast smothering
>>534339251That's just foamy juice.
>>534339036>>534339142Yep, the comedy workshop was worth it after all.
does buying double circle skills give you higher chance to inherit them?
Will Super Creek still be meta 3 months from now?
>1-2 Oguris in every single CM test
>>534338531>horses don't existso what is the context for riding crops existing?
>>534338545they also have members with insanely high fan counts. rotating players does nothing for you since only fans gained by club members while they are members and while they are still members at the end of the month count. it's more likely a lot of their players are rerollers that have low total fan count, but earned those fans in half the time of early non-reroller players.
the game is barely over a month old, the top clubs just haven't consolidated yet. give it another few months and you'll see the top clubs exclusively made of top earners.
>>534337752>>534337862>>534339184https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TH_3Ej4tvSs
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Do you need to do all 5 hangouts with tazuna to get the bonus +6 stats at end of career? Or is it just making her friendship tats enough
>>534339126stop the bofa propaganda
>>534338437Doesn't sound very marvelous of you, anon.
>>534339060i need her to snap me in half
Just beat Air Groove's career.
I still prefer Rudolf over her
>>534339379SC is still ranked A tier on the jap sites. Kita black falls to C tier.
>>534339446The pic you replied to.
>>534339428Reminder that pretty much all horses come from the Arabian, then its the Barbary after that.
Kinda sucks they decided on the Turk instead.
WHERE IS THE GOLSHI EVENT. I WAS PROMISED A GOLSHI EVENT
>>534339489Don't even need to max her friendship, Just seeing her first event gets you the +6. It's +8 if it's maxed
>>534337858it's the bad Opera O ningen, Doto had to do it
>>534339474>>534339474https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9HY5UC_73c
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>>534339550bofa? what's bofa, kaicho?
So-re wa...
Te-i-emu Opera O
Tataeyou Te-i-emu Opera O!
Kono yo de motto mo
tsuyoku, utsukushiku
Karei na hikari o!
Mugen no ai o anata ni mo
Sore ga ou no
Te-i-emu Opera O no sadame!
Te-i-emu Opeeera O!
>>534339550bofa fud isnt even real, my golshi procs it mid run later than maestro
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when do we start rolling for cards again?
>>534339126the core issue is that on most tracks swinging maestro will trigger on an early corner which means you're already getting an early restore. stamina to spare is nice, but less nice when now your swinging maestro isn't doing the full heal it can.
>>534339769bofa is shit for CM because it procs 2 seconds out the gate
>>534339718and when I say first event I mean the one where she becomes a date option not the date itself.
>>534339824any time you want buddy
>U wanted to win CM anon? Fufufu~ too bad
>>534339854>upskirtl-lewd...
>>534339824right now bwo. didn't you hear? yaeno muteki is a MUST ROLL
>>534339379swinging maestro is still one of the high-tier universal stam skills to this day and super creek does have a pretty good bundle of effects once she's MLB and doesn't take forever to build friendship. she's going to be meta for literal years.
>>534339364I don't have enough carats to spark but will be throwing all I have for her regardless.
>>534339824probably creek banner if you're desperate
>>534339854eating out rudolph while she's in a food coma
>>534339917OP card, glad to lucksack it
>>534339661It's in 2 and a half hours or something.
SUNDAY MONDAY TUESDAY
YES MUTEKI NI HYPER MIND
>>534339754bofa deez nuts
>>534338545ALL of the clubs are like that right now
The game had an unnatural large influx of casuals due to the game going viral in the Twitch Eceleb+Kitasan craze a couple of weeks ago
Many normies got into the game hard enough to pass as real gacha players for a little while, but as interest fades they are starting to show their real colors.
Ir will take a few more weeks max before the rest filter out and the real pvp can begin,
likely helped by the f2ps realizing they don't get fuck all from the Creek banner because they neither saved, paypiged nor made full use of game mechanics so they can't pull shit and there is nothing they can do about it. Interest should fully fade with that, even among the post-kitasan hanger-ons
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>>534339661right here, bro!
>>534339826Better than the straight recovery that activates as soon as the race begins. I don't even know why I bother with that skill sometimes.
>>534340052w-why is she crushing the bottle so hard?
>want cards
>also want new clothes for my 2* and 1* horsies
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>>534338437Mambo is going to have to take you out in a different way now, anon.
>>534340112Weird, I thought events would always start on a new day
A+ rank CM matches are all coinflips assuming every team is a mix of min/max speed and enough stam to survive every nigger debuff in existence.
Uma is just a luck game.
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>>534340008>my eyes went to scarlet firstSorry Raisu, you have zero sex appeal.
>>534340130that's cute fanfiction but the golshi week alone is going to turbocharge casuals coming into creek banner. let me guess, a month ago you were one of the fags posting literally constantly about how kitasan would kill all casual interest, something that didn't happen at all?
>>534340291Poor donkey girl...
>>534339365any breedingGODS know the answer to this?
It's always about umas wanting to marry trainer after their career
But what if the trainer doesn't want to marry the trainee, what happens?
Itโs gunna be a good day lads
>>534340302Don't appropriate my culture you gold dish.
>>53434041025% base instead of 20%.
>>534340302El navio dorado
Just reported my trainee for inappropriate sexual advances (requested handholding).
I've been informed she will be expelled. It's a shame, she was days away from running in the URA Finale, but rules are rules. That kind of behavior cannot go unpunished. She will be stripped of all her titles and banned from racing ever again, as is appropriate.
>>534339365yes, single circle is 20%, double is 25%, gold is 40%
>>534340149She's imagining it's your dick.
>Rolled the cancer event
my run is dead
>>534340052I love you Kawikami Princess.
>the cards change everytime if procs
cute
>>534340229Took you long enough
>>534340448Hasta la vista, joto.
Why the fuck are all end-closer and late-chaser Umas so fucking shit? They always job on the last stretch, shit drives me insane.
>>534340457Sure looks like it.
>>534340579There's ice cream on Doto and Fuku's head
>>534340690smells like a barn
>>534340438Ok, a really good day actually
>>534340393Have you seen the decreasing player numbers anon? Not sure why you're coping over something so obviously true.
>>534340504...the mindbroken torena thought to himself in vain as his uma continued to shatter his pelvis with copiuos rape
>>534340579I need some TL please
what are your thoughts on the mejiro family
>>534338437>Don't post the same umas>Don't post umas that won't be out for another several yearsWHICH IS IT
>>534340690You think she'd put motor oil in her ass if we say it'll lubricate it for our dick
>>534340870I expected to dislike McQueen but she turned out to be really cute
not having welfare special needs for gourmand sucks so bad. wish i had started this game sooner
>>534340791Barn doesn't smell that bad to me. Sometimes nice even. Am I disfunctional?
>>534340893When are they adding Suspicious Detective
>>534340870bright is ugly
>>534340870I'm not looking forward to more of them, but I do like the ones we've gotten
>>534340870Palmer is the hottest
I'm stupid, is Spicaman using lollipops instead of cigarettes because of ratings or it's intended design
>>534340824first gacha? we're not actively in an event because one ended a week ago and the next big one literally starts late tonight, and we likewise ended a god-tier banner a week ago and get a new god-tier banner next week. you'll just pretend you didn't post this a week from now when the super creek banner early days blow the current player numbers out of the water again like every gacha when a big event and anticipated banner line up.
Second 3 star!
Now I got 2 3 stars on power, no more borrowing for my late surgers!
>>534340907That's what your tongue is for
>>534340823Ok guys help I canโt slow her down, I CANT SLOW HER DOWN
>>534340870Dober owes me sex
>>534340823Do it Urara. Kill them. Kill them all.
Imagine your stuck in the woods town finally gets a once in a lifetime talented UMA and this girl comes and takes her away.
>>534341098you don't chew cigarettes deep within your mouth, it's obvious in most of the scenes you see them that they were always intended to be lollipops.
>>534340870They peaked with McQueen
What are the odds of gettign 6 sleep deprived in one career? Shit's rigged
Here's some free schadenfreude for you guys. Literally got slow metabolism right before this.
>>534340870McQueen is adorable
>>534340870Sex with Dober
Sex with Ardan
Hosting CM room: 75920417
Will post image/summary if there's any interest
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this'll prob be last attempt at a 3* spark for today, im fucking tired
>>534341363Its a none zero chance
>>534341361You havent bought enough carats in the last weeks.
Cygames is rigging it against you!
>>534341098Its candy designed to look like cigarettes. He regularly shows its candy. 4kids did this shit with one piece.
>>534341407concession that you have no argument accepted.
>>534340870Ryan is vey underrated, very cute.
>>534341363I got the same thing. Slow metabolism, but then an unread event occurred and I forgot about it. In my haste I saw 4 rainbows, and click on speed immediately.
>>534340825Curren would never..
>>534340870I love Palmer.
>>534341030I mean it smells fine if you are from the country or other rural areas
Most people from the city or other urban areas probably would probably find it a bit unpleasant
>>534340870Mejiro Ardan?
More like Major Hardon!
>>534340870I think highly of one in particular
>>534341113Ogurin about to get slow metabolism.
>>5343413610%, because you should be running tazuna or wit cards and not even click the rest button 6 times over a full run.
>>534340870For me it's Dober
>>534341030I gut fish daily and find it...neutral I suppose? My brother (city boy) can't stand it. You just get used to it.
Uma musume.
>mcqueen
>fail hopeful stakes
>career ends
Is this skill really bad, and why so? Especially for short distances.
>>534341594I can't get over how there's a white 5 in her hair
>>534332774Next year is the year of the horse.
And 5th anniversary of the game.
>>534341043There is no escaping your best luck
>>534341594This webm just won me over. When does she come out?
[Confession]
Whenever I have the chance to feed an Uma I always pick it regardless of the chance of Slow Metabolism. Not for the energy, but because it gives me an erection.
>>534332410she has right hand which is pretty good
>>534341815Stay in OP shitter
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>>534339826>the core issue is that on most tracks swinging maestro will trigger on an early corner which means you're already getting an early restore. stamina to spare is nice, but less nice when now your swinging maestro isn't doing the full heal it can.If we just look at the tokyo track that's going to be a problem no matter what. It starts on a corner so swing can just fire early and not do it's full heal. Using both spare & swing is probably a bad idea there because it's doubling the shit roll. I think pacechasers should default to getting gourmand and grab swing or spare as a 2nd recovery. I'm just saying spare is an option if it'll let you have a stronger deck
>>534341840its the best recovery skill in the game
>>534341840It is solid. You want stamina recover during the middle part of the race so the last spurt is strongest.
>>534341840bwo it's one of the best and most consistent stamina recoveries in the game
>>534341594How it feels to chew 5umagum!
What part of the world should /uma/ claim for uma art?
I've seen a few different places with some umamusume art.
https://wplace.live
>>534341840no one ever said its bad. its just the card that gives it has a coin toss chance of not giving you it. only difference between recovery skills are their activation restrictions.
>>534341840it's very high-tier if you're a pace-chaser because mid-race is the best time to proc recovery skills by a landslide.
it's "bad" at short distances because you need less stamina for short distances, so all stam related things are "bad" at short distances.
>>534341896cute horse
she ever get an alt or anything?
>>534341840It's the best for pace chasers alongside Maestro. Stam skills are useless for Sprints/Miles because you can get enough with stats and SP are better spent on acceleration skills
Anyone else get a boner from teio suffering?
>>534341134AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
>>534342123She gets an alt called full armor which is neither armored nor a gundam.
>>534342001Gourmand better for long runners since it always triggers mid race
>>534339950>J-just kidding! Haha... Your umas are bound to win, regardles of my debuffs...>Probably...
>>534342206No, I'm not South Korean.
reminder that mejiro card is core for next cm
>>534341679I believe in training only on high rolls and race/rest otherwise
>>534342001>>534342014>>534342015>>534342080>>534342149People told me the opposite like 2 weeks ago.
What the fuck.
>>534342089Oh I see now. What about hydrate?
What's a good deck for farming stamina sparks with Gold Ship
>>534342231Stahp! You're going to overcap!!
>>534342231It's too late... she will become a speed singularity and destroy our corporeal reality. I hope you're happy trainer. Next time don't mess with forces you don't understand.
>>534342123She gets armor (luck armor probably)
>>534342231Did you get to proc the spark suring inspiration?
You can win arima if you have long B and turf D with those stats
>>534342367no wonder you get 6 sleep deprived kek.
>>534342371hydrate is just the weaker version of gourmand
if you buy hydrate, you get a discount on gourmand because it 'upgrades' into it
it's just as good, it just recovers less
Any insight as to why I'm losing by one length in a G2? I was front running with no other front runners.
>>534342295That's it you third rate failure, I'm turning you into mother!
Golshi week is a good filter to see who's playing the game and who's being a leech. Take note of all club member's fans pre-GolWeek then again post-GolWeek and compare them. There should be AT LEAST an increase of 8M-12M fans.
Kick anyone below that threshold. You literally gain nothing from keeping deadweights around.
>>534342540Because the game is mostly rng anon...
>>534342371Anon, use your brain. Take everything you hear with a grain of salt.
>>534342530why is this so shit, must be a human drawing
First time making a sound post
Let's see if I fuck it up
>>534341840That's not Iron Will and Unruffled
>>534335650cute cute cute cute
How expensive would it be to buy a horse, call her Norn Ace, make her win the triple crown and retire.
>>534342573HER NAME, /uma/!!!
>>534342206No, but the suffering enhances my boner when she eventually wins through sheer power of fuck you
>>534342540the insight was in the race you didn't watch. you probably got a late start or got blocked for a while.
>>534342753Its cute, like casual clothes for racing.
>>534342371>The oppositeSounds like you got gaslit, you want specific stage triggers for consistency. Otherwise, you get basic abilities like Straightaway Recovery when it's the only thing you have, and risk your uma using it right as the race starts.
I'm going to fuck Falcon non-stop once I get my hands on her
>>534342832Why is it always KFC? Every anime/gacha collaboration it's always KFC.
>>534342510It's a solid strat to churn out 12k without useless wit pumping. Usually I could go for 5 careers without seeing it even once, I guess this is what it means to have a run marked by bad rng
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Rate this /uma/
>>534342869MatikaneTannhauser
>>534342965KFC is huge in asia. literally the biggest foreign restaurant in Japan, they are so big that all of christmas is warped around KFC there.
>>534342519>>534342713Wait, not hydrate, there was some other skill that is similar to it, but I forgot the name...
>>534343032>Urara>URAPoetry
>>534342576I'll be doing this to farm sashes for golshi during her week then go back to 5 mil a week later.
Parrandero update, went to visit him last weekend, he was nice enough.
But when I wanted to switch him to another lot since I brought a dog that doesnt know how to behave around horses and wanted to let him out of the house for a while.
Parrandero was rightfully mad and charged at me a couple of times until he went to the other lot. He later got 5 carrots after he calmed down and let me pet his neck.
>>534342978Bit too on the safe side but I like it
>>534342832Did she make a fucking heart out of eating a chicken breast.
>>534333886There's only a small amount of races you should care about for sparks if you want stats:
>Turf- Hanshin Juvenile Fillies (Speed/Power)
- Hopeful Stakes (Speed/Stamina)
- NHK Mile Cup (Speed/Power)
- Victoria Mile (Speed/Power)
>Dirt:- Any JBC (Guts and either Stamina/Speed/Power depending on which one your took) unlike the Turf ones they can be ran in both years
>Both- URA Finale (Speed/Stamina)
Technically you can make a super breeder Oguri Cap/Taiki Shuttle/El Condom Pasta who ran all of these races.
>>534342832>tomboy in heelsMy dick
>>534341294>>534341485it's kinda weird that the anime shows drinking but no cigarettes but eh
Lets be honest /uma/, if you were a trainer you wouldn't even be qualified to the nationals.
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After watching Narita Taishin's story I claim her as my wife
>>534342795there is no sound on vg retard
>>534343128stamina to spare? the one that activates early race?
>>534342978I'd say 6/10
Rate mine
>>534342576damn dude shouldnt you put your application into becoming a wow guild leader or a 4chan janitor based on how much work you wanna do for free just to feel like a middle manager
>Going up the mountain trainer was able to see and hear a bunch of ghosts and shit that matikanefukukitaru couldnt
Does trainer have a 6th sense?!
>>534342795You did it right, 265 is a retard.
>>534343172ask Parrandero "Why The Long Face?" next time? make sure to capitalize each word.
>>534343231THEY HAVE THE POWDER ON THE TABLE AND IT SAYS NON ALAHOLIC. THESE ARE VISUAL GAGS ON PURPOSE. STOP THINKING ABOUT IT.
>>534332108she is
or i should say she thinks too fast for normal people
>>534342832Still a bit disappointed that niku-loving Brian didn't go crazy ordering a gorillion KFC items
my club fell to rank 1.4 today not sure what happened
>>534343282Probably that one. Also
>>534342796 this too.
>>534343331People really love Gentildonna here
>>534343032For the curious. 2* stam 3* sprint
>>534343172>Parrandero was rightfully mad and charged at me a couple of timeslike a bull? horses do that?
>>534343265>he lacks the information
>>534343356trainer is her destined partner, so of course
>>534343481It's because she crushes balls
>>534343496SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX!!!!
SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXX!!!!!!!!!
>>534343486are savvy skills actually worth the cost?
>>534342795I still cant get sound to work on 4chanX
>>534343356Trainer-san can apparently communicate with Shiraoki-sama. Choose the jump alone option when you go bungee jumping with Fuku-chan.
>>534343402>>534343552retard alert!
>retard alert!retard alert!
>retard alert!
>>534343450we got another one boys, keep reporting
>>534343617hahaha hachimi
>>534343331Solid 6. You're the first person I've ever seen with Seeking the pearl in his top 10
>>534343230>no dense bush peeking from the sides of the fundojiInaccurate
i only do 3 runs everyday
why yes i don't have my own 3* sparks how did you know
>>534343496>sekuhara by highly suggestive stripping under the pretense of showing musclenyooooooo Tazuna save me!!!
>>534343530Not really like a bull, but he was sprinting towards me, its easy enough to dodge since they dont aim for you specifically they are just trying to spook you or have pent up energy.
It was probably the latter since he's such a lazy fatass.
>>534343614+40/60 wit
You decide
>>534343617Ooc moment
She'd love being called Mambo
>>534343617who says mambu?
>>534342795these retards should just allow sound at this point...
4mb laggy gif good
<4 mb high quality webm with audio bad
>>534343395Please do not rape the Doto!
>>534343264She already claimed you though.
>>534343172it must be weird as shit having 4 legs and no hands. you just gotta stand there and stare forward all the time.
>>534343356As her trainer you are or become attuned to the supernatural over the course of her career. (You) are her fated trainer after all. It is as Shiraoki-sama wills it.
My club? Rank 5k. We only circlejerk shoes with no other commitments.
>>534343227NTA but I thought you should run as many g1s as possible, is that not the case?
>>534343919Ah~ I love the happy endings
>>534342795it works!
>>534343134You can look them up here
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLAG_TJLaP7UzdtF2D4I5j9YbY6tzcVVbT
>>534344034New era of Digitan loving has begun
>>534343425Clearly, as a carnist connoisseur, she takes it as God intended.
>>534343496>่ใWhy does she want me to lick her?
>>534344034EAT A DIGITAN I MUST
>>534343450somebody left the club or was banned by cygames.
or if the club is tryhard enough, maybe literally all of them are saving energy for golshi week in a few hours and they'll all dump it then.
>Doto
Forcing her to eat my delicious carrot
>>534344034i dont trust that look
>>534344270Congrats, don't spend it all at once!
>>534344286This anon is about to get punched in the chest
>The Stakes were HOPEFUL
>Won 17 G1 races
>Plenty of good skills
>600+ stats across the board except GUTS
>1* GUTS
>Not even a single white spark
I think I'm done for today..
>>534344270FUAAAAACK THANK YOU CYGENEROUS
I fapped to THAT Curren pic...
>>534344173she want us in her menu
>>534344473I did 74 1100/600/600 careers on mcqueen and never got a 3* spark, just gotta keep going
>>534343967It's funny, despite being a shrine priestess, she's never learned any shrine priestess things, instead inventing them on the spot.
>>534344473My condolences
>>534344648She did tell you it's all self taught
>>534343246I can't even be a trainer
I can barely take care of myself even though I know how to
>try really hard not to self-inserft myself as the trainer
>watch the stories
yeah it's impossible, I will save all of them
>>534344626Share with the class.
>>534343892It is too late, I am approaching her with intentions to rape
>>534344270This reminds me, why is the "gift every win" thing that happens in TT so fucking rare? It happens like once every 50 races and the rewards aren't even good
>>534344626For me it's THAT Mayano and Tosho animation.
>Blow my pre-debut acupuncturist luck on a spark farming run
Haha... it's not like I needed it anyway...
>>534344836nonchalant queen
>>534344836You got her unique Epithet, congrats
>>534344885because it's meant as a rare shakeup and not as a consistent thing you barely care about because it's always there. you should be getting 1-3 presents from regular ones anyway most of the time, it's not like the presents are exclusive to the jackpot one.
>>534344836every uma has a unique epithet earnable only by them that have specific requirements
https://gametora.com/umamusume/nicknames
>>534343246I've beaten similar odds before, although it might take more than just one attempt.
>>534344002For a super breeder, yes since it can allow you to easily get specific green skills. I'm just listing those you really want to race if you exclusively want stats.
>>534345030NO YOU DUMB BITCH DIE ALREADY
>>534345010That's not Tosho...
>>534345023>>534344962>>534345058oh nice, wasnt trying for it she just kept getting mood down right before
If I ever get this Stam3 I will have to do it again and again and again and again and again
-1/2 if I get lucky during 3 runs per day
>>534344937and I got a gold inspiration event too, wtf...
>>534344034How do you get sounds to work?
>>534345304don't use chrome
>>534345304Here you go homie.
https://greasyfork.org/en/scripts/402682-4chan-sounds-player/code
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>B-But you can't date your trainee
>Tracen Academy sends you two tickets to the aquarium
yeah, I think it was set up since the beginning
>>534345036Ok sure that's cool, but isn't it pretty underwhelming considering the rarity? at that point I'd rather have it be even rarer but give stuff worth getting excited about
I still think Daiwa Scarlet is the perfect wife for me. Natie being a close second.
>>534345304I installed like two greasemonkey scripts and it doesn't work. Every webm with a sound link is part of a collaborated effort to troll us.
>>534345360People are still using Chrome after they killed off all adblock options?
>>534345469anon you get 12 of the TT sets a day and they give out TP refill items like candy. the odds are fine, you're just taking a minor bonus event way too seriously.
>>534345592tampermonkey script i have works fine....
Gt0This is bad on late surger King Halo right? I just want another sprinter in the daily races besides Bakushin.
>>534344002you should run as many as possible for better affinity
>>534345687People (non retarded) were using Chrome before they killed off all adblock options?
>>534345592the 2 probably conflict. it works fine for me, other than many soundposts taking a couple seconds where the video plays fine but the sound stutters like hell.
HOW THE FUCK DO I SCORE 500K ON TEAM TRIALS?????
>Digitan's Epithet is just a long spark check
easy enough
>>534343246Not with that fucking attitude
Pull yourself up by the bootstraps
Find yourself a nice young Uma
And hit those books
WE GOT RACES TO WIN
We use Violentmonkey here
>>534345730That man has nice vagina bones.
>>534345423nta but it doesn't work, says the code is broken
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Who are you picking?
>>534345857have you tried using THAT?
>>534345423Look at that granny dance
>>534345857load your team up with a ton of skills quantity > quality, activate them in a race, score points
>>534345449Taking your big tiddy boyfriend to the aquarium again?
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wasn't the gold ship event supposed to start today
>>534345943Works fine for me, but do check the github page as well.
https://github.com/rcc11/4chan-sounds-player?tab=readme-ov-file
Are you running ViolentMonkey?
>>534346207yes in 45 minutes
>>5343462071 hour and 44 minutes
>>534345449It should be obvious that the academy is a matchmaking center designed by the government to quell the inherent rapist lust of umas. Now they won't have to raid entire parts of the country for suitable mates. They can find all eligible ones right at the academy. The notion of the academy being a place for girls to achieve their athletic dreams is just a thin veneer to give the public the illusion that humans and umas have a peaceful coexistence, when really the authorities are terrified of them, and for good reason.
>>534345696Maybe I just got really unlucky with it and that's why I feel like this, I've had it 4 times in a month of playing, and I always run my TT when I can
>>534343172what's his pedigree
>>534344000Is there a Haru Urara stamp quota?
>>534346207soon
she is currently arriving at the studio, security is delaying her
>>534345943>>534346314NTA but use this one. Works for me. https://sleazyfork.org/en/scripts/31045-4chan-external-sounds
>>534345967Silver Story because i'm racist against brown horses.
>>534346460Worked, thanks anon
>>534346464>covered in watermarksgross
>>534346464special chud....
>>534346538imagine the smell
I like the luchador's design, but her voice is horrendous.
>>534345847Tried the linked script again and where is the conflict here? No sound icon in the header to be found
>>534346595Stinky. Horses are kind of stinky.
when will urara do this to us?
>>534346831that one conflicts with 4chanX sometimes iirc. disable it and try https://sleazyfork.org/en/scripts/31045-4chan-external-sounds
Mares are so hot, bros...
At most I'll do 1 career a day. I just don't want to keep disappointing my trainees with my sheer ignorance of game mechanics so for now I'm taking it easy and waiting for a chance to get more Trainees and cards
>>534345202I'm at 120 careers finished and I've seen this twice, funny how this game pitied me because both runs kicked off even before Classic Year's inspiration and just gave me the win before I would get the hot spring tickets. That Nice Nature is favorited not only because she's the first one to give me the hot spring ending, but she gave me my first 2* spark in speed, and it gave me fun jank to play for legacies for the last three weeks.
>>534347036midnight warsaw time
>>534346967thats more than some people in the uma clubs
>>5343470366pm is when events drop
Imagine getting tricked into staying on an uninhabited island by yourself with your young uma trainee, haha...
>>534346967What does your knowledge of game mechanics have to do with the cards you have?
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>>534347036figure it out nigger
>>534347171I just have no clue what decks to build especially given I'm missing many SSR cards and not all of my SR cards are MLB
these fucking invite-only clubs are pissing me off LET ME IN YOU FUCKERS
>>534346967I can't do more than 1 career a day either. It's just too time consuming, and I don't want to spam careers just for the hell of it.
>>534341594She got that Tokai Teio face and smile.
>>534347135but its 9:30pm
>>534346724why does this work on brave but not chrome...
>>534346767ow my ribcage wtf
>>534343265>hes a phonetard>hes a zoomertranny>hes a techlet>hes a retard
>>534346943I thought I had tried that one as well last time, but now it worked out. Thank you, kind anon.
>>534347292how much you spent thats an insane deck
>>534347292>Whalebro using his money to make meme buildsYou know what, you're alright
>>534347204imagine unintentionally pushing your trainer away to the point they quit, become someone elses trainer, or transfers to another academy
>>534347336chrome is complete ass
>>534347332Umamusume A...
>>534347513no problem. may soundposts be with us.
>>534347517not nearly enough
So if and when I pull for summer goldship, can I apply her skin to original goldship? I like her but her tard helmet is extremely offputting
anyone got banned for using the auto trainer yet?
>>534347292THAR SHE BLOWS
>>534347851I know JP has that feature but global doesn't yet, might be in before summer goldshi though.
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>real El Condor Pasa wasn't even Mexican, he was from Kentucky
What the fuck
I'm currently going through my first career with Vodka but I don't know what I'm doing.
Somehow I lost her first race, maybe I put too much into guts and power and not enough into speed.
Would that be fixed with a better deck?
part 1 of what I have now.
>>534348109She's larping.
>>534348118wait till the 11th to pull for super creek support card banner, and yes your problems will mostly go away with a better deck
>>534347292Please whale more, I want the game to last
>>534347983we had a few anons posting their ban messages last week, they probably just quit the game so they won't be here to talk about it. my placement in TT jumped up like 9K or so instantly the day they announced a banwave, so they got a lot of people for sure.
Castaway life with matikanefukukitaru
>>534348118part 2
Should I post her stats too? I'd say she ended up balanced but you are meant to min-max your umas, right?
>>534348118damn you lack some speed cards
i agree with the other anon, save some carrots and roll for more cards during super creek banner
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Admire Vega
>>534348109She's like Grass Wonder, except obsessed with Mexico
>>534348109Her father is a luchador wrestler who most likely was anon.
>>534347292>2 Power CardsYou didn't beat the game
Here you go frens, tl'd this for you. Be grateful.
>>534346767THE UMA SLAMMER
>>534347562ok nvm, I just had to jump through several hoops to install and use violentmonkey instead of that chink spyware tampermonkey
>>534348454The worst part of RttT
She should've been nicer to Curren Chan and should've had at least one actual interaction with Opera
>>534348109Irl El isnโt Mexican but in game her dad is literally a luchador so sheโs probably still half desu
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guess the spark!
>>534348489Real life horses can't be luchadors
>>534348454DO NOT admire Vega!
>>5343488753 power anon!
you did it!
>>534348731THE RACEWAY RAMMER
>>5343488751 star stamina. Better than guts.
>>534348724ใฉใใใใใใจใใใใใพใ
>>534348359i think you should just focus on winning URA finales consistently before trying to min-max stats, in general you want to be focusing on speed, power, and stamina throughout your runs. Other anon is correct, just save for the SC banner that's coming out on monday and spend your carats on better support cards.
>>5343488752 long
1 wit
that's how it is on this bitch of an earth
>>534346113yes sir, I will
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Mejiro Dober
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>>534348882explain this then
why do they wear the mask if they arnt luchadors
>>534347153surely she wont do nothing funny right?
>>534349148damn
next one for sure
>>534348254>>534348416Should I train one of my other umas in the meantime?
I have the five starters, Teio, Maruzensky, Super Creek, the one with the awful porn, Top Cun, Science Horse, "Nice" Nature, King Halo, Taishin, and Fuku-chan, but I'm saving resources for when I get to her.
>>534349023I kind of want to continue playing Vodka's career mode now but it sounds like I should wait until then.
https://youtube.com/shorts/cheDcp2fR88?si=SDitG7qrgsU_TQW2
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>>534349148Sorry for calling it, have a Natty.
>>534349183nobody cared who they were until they put on the masks
>>534348882ain't no rule against it
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>>534349148That is unfortunate anon, but at least you already have two 3-star power sparks with decent pinks on them. My only non-speed 3* is a single 3* stamina
>>534349252try bakushin with 3-5 WIT cards and the rest speed
>>534348882Looks like someโs asking to be be bronco busterโd
>>534349394urara is not a marine, she wouldnt eat crayons
>>534349252there's no downside to checking out the other uma career stories so i'd just chill and do your best until the 11th.
>have 2 stam 3*s now (vodka and agnes tachyon)
>vodka has tachyon as a parent
is this a problem
>>534348882drop kick from a horse seems like it would hurt
>>534348882just fucking IMAGINE how entertaining would be having tiny fucking uma musumes just beating the shit out of people 5 times their size just because they're overpowered by nature.
>>534349602it's not ideal but as a new player that's good enough to farm a 9* parent with
Need more outfit stealing umas
>>534349684>Took the last image slotFuuuuuuuu
>>534349602No, if you mash them together for a 9* stamina parent vodka's parentage stops mattering because she will become a grandmother to the uma you're using the 9 stars on
>>534349461>>534349582Alright. I'll try that. I got a bit too attached to Vodka to want to risk bricking her, she feels like a daughter to me, though she's always talking about her dad.
ummm why did they let 2 boys in for the dance
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bhnAwanfLsg
>do career
>something bad happens
>give up and close the game instead of wasting my time getting angry at a gacha
>>534349447the mc queen was a guest unfortunately, I really hate this 3 daily borrows max cause until I have my own 2nd 3* Power parent I can't make a 9* power one
>>534349843you wont be "bricking" her
every career creates a veteran uma, you can make as many umas as you have TP for
but a sprinter career will be much easier for you to finish at the start
>>534349803incest is bad...
>>534349252vodka career is not that difficult i think you just need some cards and play a little more to get the mechanics
as for suggestion, you could level up the ssr card, manhattan cafe stamina, tachyon sr wit and marvelous sr wit, they are good, also for the rest you could bring some speeds card and the friend one you can borrow some kitasan mlb that you can get here
https://uma.moe/support-cards
https://uma-global.pure-db.com
you should try to also add some parents with 9* stamina so you dont have to worry too much about it
>>534349684Best I can do is make slop for you
>>534343373There's a scene where Spicaman and the other trainer are in a bar.
>>534349252oh and i forgot to mention, avoid using guts cards
>>534347292king piggu-sama....
>>534350089You mean borrow, like, from a friend, right?
90k off from getting nice natie to potential 5
why did they remove the extra 3 daily races you could do?
Will they ever add a way of getting specific sashes outside of career? I have like 100+ of certain sashes and 10 of others. Maybe they could add a thing where you can do a specific race a couple times a day like daily races for sashes. Or maybe a way to trade sashes 2-3 for 1
AaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAa GolShi is BoredShi!!!! I want to log in and plaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!!!!! When does GolShi Week staaaaaaaaaaaart!?!?!?111!
>>534349405hey thanks ;)
i recommend reducing the kick time to 3 days in my experience these people dont really come back or contribute anyways
>>534350304yes, never borrow from rivals
>>534349887I see it as an opportunity to change the run from an ace to a spark run clear all the G1 races
>>534346943>that one conflicts with 4chanX sometimes iircit doesnt, never did
the issue is that he is using violent monkey the busted trash
sound player works fine with X and XT
source: my own set up
TORENA-SAN! DOING NOTHING IS BOOORRINNGGG!!
>>534350425yeah im not the leader or i'd kick i want these shitters GONE
>>534350440Okay, okay.
Just in case, I'll ask my other newbie friend. We have no fucking clue what we are doing but knowing my luck he might have more speed cards.
>>534350537wait, non leaders can send invites?
>>534347153>even a filly can easily break your hipsdamn
>>534350570use the database
https://uma-global.pure-db.com/#/search
>>534350570yeah you can follow people by their trainer id and when you are building your deck it gives the option to borrow one card from some those people you follow, in that cause using some ssr kitasan black could help you
Ricebros
My blue rose has finally blossomed.
>>534350304following a player lets you borrow a vetern uma and card from them
you can only a uma 3 tumes a day, but cards as many times as you want
So...which uma do you borrow the most?
>>534350425>>534350537this please, 1-3mill fans after all this time is unacceptable, thats not even casual
>>534350570if i had kitasan maxed or a good horse to share i'd give you my id but try 120181556943
>>534350968Super Creek?!?!
>>534332081why can't I have Maruzensky why why WHY WHY WHY
>tfw 3500 carets
>>534350881i like to borrow Narita Top Road her fans dont seem to mind
>>534351003Okay. I'm meant to go in a bit but I'll check on later.
Thanks, guys.
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