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>Game News (EN)
Current Rate Up: Narita Brian (3*), Sakura Chiyono O (SSR), Seeking the Pearl (SR)
8/17 - 8/27: CM Taurus Cup - Tokyo 2400m, left, spring, sunny, firm
8/21 - 8/30: Legend Race
8/28 - 9/10: Story Event
Timeline: https://uma.moe/timeline

>Game News (JP)
Current Rate Up: Rate Up: Still in Love (3*), Stay Gold (SSR), Admire Groove (SSR)
New Umamusume announcement:
>Admire Groove
8/24: 4.5 Anniversary Campaign:
>Login bonus (Max 3000 Carats) & 3000 Carat gift
>Free 10 rolls for 10 days
>Limited missions & shop items
>Trainer's Note release
9/1: New evo skills for Sweep Tosho (Alt), Kawakami Princess (Alt), and Fine Motion
9/4: Legend Race vs Fine Motion (Alt) & Vivlos
9/9: Umasanpo permanent release
Early September: Tachyon's Factor Research
9/22: CM Classic - Kyoto 2000m, right, autumn, sunny, firm
October: CM Sprint - Niigata 1200m, left, autumn, cloudy, firm
November: LoH Dirt - Morioka 1600m, left, autumn

>IP News
Umamusume Cinderella Gray S2 will air on 10/5
Umamusume 6th Live Event Autumn Leg will be held on 10/18-19
Guest Starring:
Alexandros, Ooishi Masayoshi (Day 1), Kageyama Hironobu (Day 2)
https://umamusume.jp/contents/event/tnf6th-autumn/

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Robosex

>>536881047 (OP)
we already used this pic for a previous OP

I don't care about pvp shit at all.

Fukucute

>>536881047 (OP)
>9/22: CM Classic - Kyoto 2000m, right, autumn, sunny, firm
>October: CM Sprint - Niigata 1200m, left, autumn, cloudy, firm
what's the difference between CM and CM classic?

Become Satono

>>536881190
but free carats. All I did was hit auto and I got bronze

>>536881190
Based, it should just be a way to gain more resources, not THE point of the game.
It was nice to get that Silver emblem tho

>>536881242
Pretty sure classic just means 2000M

Look at this dude

>>536881198
T.M. Cute O

Digitan LOVE

I'm supposed to get raped by this? lmao

>>536881242
In game, classic = races that takes place during our 2nd year period.
Junior -> classic -> senior

>>536881047 (OP)
Me in the middle

>>536881190
I just did it for the gibs

You can feel the love on the right, and the hate on the left.

who is this hor?

>>536881486
boy uma CHADS

Running 3 stamina cards is such a fucking scam man. The extra time it took for me to train up my speed could've been used on stamina anyways.

>Gives hint for Hydrate
>leaves

>>536881486
Kaiji

>>536881525
This crackhead has girl hair

Is the bride rate up later?

>>536881486
me, I like her racing outfit

SHE WON URA FINALE FOR THE FIRST TIME!!!!
Now, about that hotspring ticket......
>>536881470
Don't remind me, it was tragic....

I will be hosting the Winning Ticket Wednesday Tourney in a couple of hours from now!!!

>>536881486
Nakayama Festa (forma sin sombrero)

>>536881486
Niggayama Festival

>>536881430
you are getting punished at home

>>536881486
High rollers

>>536881529
It's basically for the rare cases where you manage to cap speed too early, but these are the runs that make A+ or better umas.

T(rans). M(ale) Opera O

>>536881542
little bitch drink your water.

>>536881369
when is this uma being released

Opera can be cute???

>>536881175
Bourbon love!

peak yamato nadeshiko

Sad. Is Oguri ult still good in Gemini?

“Unfortunate” doesn’t begin to describe this Champion's Meeting, this game rewards blind luck and nothing else, I am beyond convinced at this point. After getting completely tooled by the accelerated scheduling, refusing to provide more carats to compensate for the accelerated banners, spending effort to try and place in the Taurus Cup was worse than I had thought possible. My preparation was superior, my planning was superior, and I lost, so I don’t see a reason to continue engaging with this game mode, where what is within my control is overwhelmingly outweighed by what is not.

I am done with Uma Musume, and you won’t get a fond farewell. This game is infected to its roots with a degenerative diseases that grows stronger over time but stops short of killing its host. CM used to have a competitive sprit at their heart, this has been transplanted and replaced with an artificial organ that feeds on mediocrity and the debuffs from insecure F2P players that heckle by the sidelines as real gacha players tear themselves over scraps of any carats. The environment the developers fostered has trapped us all in a vicious cycle, and escaping it requires acceptance of the harshest reality we all scramble to explain away, that none of the countless straining efforts we put ourselves through here will ever amount to a single shining glimmer of significance. I would make this the end, but Gemini Cup is upcoming, and I would never leave so many great club mates out to dry, so I’ll suffer through a few more weeks for them.

One last thing before I leave you all to react with disdain, ridicule, and self-righteous fervor. From this moment on, nothing you say matters to me. The foulest insults you hurl with intent to wound will calmly settle at the earth before my feet, and the venom you spit will bring all the pain of a warm summer breeze. You are less than anything you can conceive, while I carry on, brimming with joy distilled from detachment.

11 torenas in my club has the taurus platinum title

>>536881895
sure

I'm pretty sure the hot water melt away her two remaining neurons

Anyone likes to watch real life race? This one is just a G3 race but very kino, check out that acceleration at the end.
https://youtu.be/u2o0DihMTxU?t=70

>>536881919
>spending effort to try and place in the Taurus Cup
Big mistake

>>536881919
>trannyon.
Deserved

>>536881848
This greatly appeals to my tomboy/reverse trap feminisation fetish.

3 more minutes!

What do I do with my extra SSR cards? I got 2 copies of Creek over the MLB while I was rolling for her and Tazuna
Is turning them into cleats the only use or does JP introduce anything useful later on?

I think it's really hot when cute and frail looking girl umas rape their trainers.

>>536881887
Are all himecuts connected to a hivemind powered by a single braincell?

>>536881960
she's now the perfect onahole

>>536881542
hydrate urself my man
>>536881919
I'm not gonna read this either lol.

so it took kikegames 3 days to listen and fix the game but we have to suffer for months with a shit tier client and old content. cool.

>>536881242
>>October: CM Sprint
Should I skip gemini and save my statues/money for sprint umas? At least I have Bakushin and King Halo for those, long sounds like a nightmare to prepare for

https://x.com/ryumrykk/status/1960650744874291561
I'm rolling for everyone here

>>536881848
She always was

>Can't even let her pride go for the special needs child
>>536882094
Sorry but I like my lolis smart and mischevious, like Mayano Top Gun

IMPORTANT /uma/ TAURUS CUP FINALS POLL
IMPORTANT /uma/ TAURUS CUP FINALS POLL

https://strawpoll.com/PbZqb4v2ByN
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IMPORTANT /uma/ TAURUS CUP FINALS POLL
IMPORTANT /uma/ TAURUS CUP FINALS POLL
(remember to write a comment on your thoughts about CM/your results)

PREVIOUS ROUND 1 POLL RESULTS:
>>536426263
https://strawpoll.com/PKgleYPOoZp/results
PREVIOUS ROUND 2 POLL RESULTS:
>>536689151
https://strawpoll.com/GJn44Epe8nz/results

>>536881919
I remember reading the original of this on smogon, kek
Some things never change with competitive video games that have RNG elements

>>536881887
so cute so samurai princess

I love hags so much.

>>536881930
My umas got blocked, its over

>>536881919
Eh, the real CMs that matter are the ones after the concerts come in anyway. I heard it gets added for libra or something?
It's not like you can display two titles anyway.

>>536882087
which uma is that on the left?

>>536881930
I'm the only one in my club that got it. I'm fine with being in a casual club, but worried it might just be a dead one.

IT'S A NEW DAY

IT'S A NEW DAY!

It's a new day

>>536882160
That's my ACE!

the fact that a type of game currency is unobtainable without paying means this is a piggu game

its a new day...

>>536881919
just run your TT umas and pray in the next CM.
case closed.

Watching that tranny/femoid who wants to be McQueen and get fucked by xir's twink OC crash out on twitter is hilarious.
I'm 100% convinced they faked that mail themselves.

>>536881542
I hate this fucking horse I hope you're seething that Grass Wonder is there to one up you again

>>536881486
hoboCHADS

>>536882295
Which one is getting the best head?

Starting to train up some umas for gemini and got this on the first run. Nowhere near perfect (Wrong fucking sparks for one) but it's nice to know it's possible to build a strong uma with better RNG.

>>536881919
It's okay anon, we're here for you. *warm hugs*
Cheer up buttercup. There is always next time.

>>536881919
it's 2025 and retards still try to metafag in fucking gacha games. just enjoy your girls and their stories, it's that easy

>>536882326
Calstone Light O, she's a sprinter
https://youtube.com/shorts/gDOSaqmluwU?si=H9xaj97-ee1-fGdB

Probably won't be of use outside of team trials but I built a nice Urara I think

>>536882471
(me)

Did the CM finals maybe match based on how many total wins you had? I went 0-5 in every attempt in round 2, save for a single 3-2. Somehow, I then won the finals too. Is there a connection?

>forgot to complete the spring mission stuff again

my heckin' 300 carats...

Gentildonna after she sex me

>>536882389
raisu fits this perfectly

>new day
>no new gibs

>>536881242
CM classic are a rerun of the ones named after zodiac signs, so a chance of getting the old titles and a new platinum with a + at the right if you already had it before

>>536882389
cow game

CAP AS IN PEAK

>gourmand
>pace F
you know the whole thing about running front/pace on horses that don't have affinity is only for career, right

>>536882506
>Calstone Light O
>JP: 2024-07-19
man...

>>536882572
>Maestro on Sprint

>>536882479
Is slipstream actually good? “Being right behind another horse” sounds awfully similar to “get brocked” at which point it feels like speed won’t help much

I was so scared for the end my fatty missed swinging maestro and only landed gourmand, but I believed in her nonetheless

Jobberino

>>536881589
WHY is THE EMPEROR a GIRLY GIRL who likes KISSING MEN

>>536882681
You wouldn't survive

teio rape

>>536882725
rice is suicidal after a win though...?

2nd and 3rd place bwos how are we feeling?

Is it worth running a front runner to cuck anyone trying weird urara or keep position strats in gemini?

>>536882768
That's Luna not the Emperor

>>536882149
That's JP's schedule, not global.

It has to be this way.

>>536882295
I need to see more umas making that expression

family

Not like this!

>>536882825
She's suicidal in general. Pure menhera material.

>Neko no pozu... Nyaaa!
Is there a more adorable voiceline?

>>536882479
Deck/inspirations? I'm planning to build a Creek too but I'm not sure if I should go 3/3 or 4/2

>>536882725
Mejiro Ryan is a depressing shitter who secretly desires bimbofication.

I love getting all my shoe donations for the day done in a few seconds

>>536882701
>Another Uma right infront for ≥3s, ≥10s after Race Start
It's incredibly consistant.

>>536882846
Sure, you're both using one slot so it balances out

>>536882846
no

Bullying Teio

>>536882842
i expected to not even make it to finals and i prepared nothing i just slapped in my best oguri so it feels good to get 2nd place

>>536882882
Straight back to the CM you go

>tennosho spring
>senior year powercrept stats in jp
>lose by 10 L
>clock
>win by distance
what the fuck is wrong with this game

>>536882725
King literally never gave up after 10 G1 losses
shut the fuck up tourist

EZ first try

>>536882594
That would explain why I got matched with scrubs. I had a really shit win rate unbefitting of my high rolling umas because of luck.

corrected brat

>>536882846
I don't think urara is actually a meme strat on gemini cup, pacing everyone down means extra stam which is really good and killing the taishin gold which is also very op if you don't run her

>>536882796
next cm

retard teio
retard teio
retard teio
retard teio

Better luck next time kiddo

oooooo B+ legend horse
so scaaaaaary

>3rd
Get it together Teio

Teio's tighthole umanko is mine

>>536883003
Almost same and really satisfying to see Taishin start to speed up

Okay stop bullying her NOW

>>536882701
Ramp Up, Slipstream and Playtime's over are basically 100% guaranteed to activate (or try and maybe fail the wit check) on every position except lone front/pace setter, which get playtime's over atleast.

They are also very useful, and make the difference when the game's figuring out who gets to maneuver to the outside and who gets blocked.

>>536882893
I think you mean "wife material"

Rice Shower? More like Rice Pudding when I'm done with her.

>>536882572
>gourmand
at least you got the hot springs, that's all that really matters in the end

>>536882903
The biting her tongue voiceline

Won't get above until I get A honses huh^

rice toilet

spica team practice

>put in parent uma
>still win

>dst
The view from the lead remains mine.

>>536883101
imagine losing against Teio

>>536882846
yes front urara won Taurus for me. both my aces had low stam and would have died otherwise https://litter.catbox.moe/v30nbpcjamjm5oe2.mp4

>>536882908
Used a 18*stam inspiration with a fairly standard 4/2 deck, 3/3 just don't work for me.

>>536882701
speed skills like slipstream and professor can activate more than once since they have a cooldown of 30s

Time for my Teio sex reward

>>536883334
when I found out this guy uses AI to make his pixel art I was incredibly disappointed

>>536883059
If there's a proper frontrunner, everyone else will have to follow the frontrunner's pace instead of Urara's right? I can see canceling out Urara being useful too to stamcheck people.

[Insert lame dad joke]

Rice works for ICE

Should I use my 3 borrows a day to try to breed good umagenics on my own horse for parenting, or just take the 3 gambles on the horse I actually want to run

>>536881919
>gold sh*p
Skill issue

>>536883526
Yeah, you could do that, stam checking people for wins might not be bad

smelly...

>>536883581
If you have two good parent horses then you save a bunch of money every run

>>536883526
The front runner will only pace themselves to be up to a certain amount ahead of the #2. The only way to consistently annihilate the pace of the race is to run two fast front runners.

dogai deio :D
deio sdeb daa :DDDD

I broke Teio's leg

aw man
I don't think I'll have enough to 4* her after this

>>536883393
Shut your bitch ass

Stop bullying Teio...

New shoes acquired

>>536883719
nice ass

Alright, I got 71 Teoi pieces after today's Legends races. What are the odds I can actually unlock her before she's gone?

after smelling her shoes in front of her

There has long been a saying associated with the three crown races, though no one knows who first said it. Even the URA uses this proverb:

The CM Round Preliminaries is won by the fastest horse

The CM Round Semi Finals is won by the strongest horse

The CM Round Finals is won by the luckiest horse

Very sexy shoes me lickey

>>536883719
what if instead of tokai teio her name was breedkai preggo and she had triplets

get Goo Goo Baby'd idiot

>>536883679
same, I think you get ~20 shards a day so we're going to be 30 off

legend horse with 700 speed/power WHEEEEZE

>>536883650
Alright shoe-huffing trainers
Which uma gave the best footwear so far?

Don't be so smug about beating a little girl

rudolf is a freak

>>536881589
My cute wife Luna!

>>536883905
21-24 for 3 wins + 2 for the daily is 23-26 shards a day

>Long S Fuku
>Gets 3* Medium spark
h-huh?

this is why I play umamusume, for moments like this

>>536883679
couldn't be me

who the hell trained with teio...

>>536883928
Holy shit I'd never seen brian's victory pose before. That slightly derpy arrogant look is hilarious

Tokai Teio? More like Tokai KO'd

>>536884116
Clearly he fell for the witmaxx meme

Where the dirt shoes at /uma/boi?

>>536884116
These stats are really good for a B+ uma though.

>>536884116
Is this the worst stat spread we've gotten for a Legends race?

https://gofile.io/d/ovH7iB

WARNING: LETHAL LEVELS OF DIABETES AHEAD!!!

>>536883928
She is not a little girl like Mayano!

hehehehe

DARRRRRBBBBBBYYYYYY

Running my cm winning golshi against B+ "legend" Teio

ggez

>>536882342
Someone in my casual club with sub 25M fan and only 118 career clears got the platinum title...
It's over...

>>536884270
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AI5bg6KEXXA

>>536884047
When I have 3 rainbows like you I can't have more than 50, why ?

Today I dreamed about having sex with Narita Taishin (not a joke).

who tf are any of these

>Taurus losers coping by posting brag pics of their victory over an NPC Legend racer
What's next? Gonna gloat next time you complete all your career goals?

end closers seem so shit in these 18 horse races
guess I'm doing all of these with pacers and fronts

I've gone from a Winning Ticket hater to her biggest fan in less than a week. Shame on me for not realizing it sooner.

>>536884194
Is that Adve? For some reason I keep confusing her with that other uma, spe's daughter

Hope the faggot who left our club a week before September gets a permanent testicle torsion.

>>536884440
gonna gloat when my 4* 1200 speed taiki gets 1st place in all her g2 career goals

>>536884047
I get worse numbers on lvl5 speed training, what the fuck

Why are people posting legend race results
It's literally a daily
You race against a fucking B horse

>11th in her own fucking race
KEKKYPOW

Oh look more GOLDSHITTERS.

>>536884374
Tach has a 20% speed growth gain and his pic has 2 more squatters helping prop the total even higher

>>536884487
That is indeed Cesario, dumbo.

>>536884518
Because everybody likes Teio, the Teio hater lost.

>>536884440
>quit having fun
hmmm nyo

>do a 10 pull to celebrate getting 1st in B finals
>SSR
>its fucking Bird Mcqueen
Heard she's not great but she seems like she'd be good for Gemini Cup, anyone here planning on using her?

teio is going to die if we keep this up

>>536884440
>>536884518
>quit having fun!!1!

>>536884426
they all look like characters from uma musume

>>536884116
Those are the kind of stats that get you the #1 favorite spot in the URA Finals.

>>536884518
Because it's against Teio

>>536884047
why are you already running haru? do you have her MLB?

>>536884518
Because it's fun

>>536884518
Need for self-affirmation after losing in CM I feel the same, just too lazy to screenshot it

>>536884538
>600 stamina
>1 white recovery
This Teio is running with a broken leg.

>>536884440
I won both doe?

>>536884596
Base Mcqueen is unironically better.

>>536884494
fuck the yakuza, imagine all the leg up and flexible teio doujins we could of had

Just saw still in love do a slam dunk. It's like I'm having a fever dream.

>>536884596
She's pretty good I think. Nice potential. Solid long runner.

>>536884518
But we do that with every now legend race?

>>536884518
because omg shoes

>>536884596
I don't have standard McQueen so I'll probably use her, first attempt only ended up with 900/1000/800 though so I'm going to have to sort my shit out

>>536884269
too bad for you anon, when it already turned out that taishin is weaker than golshi

>>536884668
Yes, and tachyon has 10% proficiency in guts and 20% in spd so it’s actually big numbers

god I love how fucking smug she is

How hard were you clenching when your Uma won?

>>536884749
Yeah where are all these newfags coming from? Do they not remember literally 3 days ago when everyone bullied Vodka?

>>536884775
>trades shoes in clubs everyday
>puts shoes as trophies in his archive
Is torena a smell fetishist?

>>536884518
this dude lost to teio lmao

>>536883650
halo

How exactly does this shit work? How comes I am above the required points to be in retention range, but my rank is not high enough?

>>536884518
Yeah!
and anons beat her brain out

>>536884596
issue is that bird mcqueen has an unique that never procs

>>536881919
I remember reading ths before.

>>536882234
Oh yeah, smogonfags. It's even worse over there since they are complaining about their own made-up format of a child's game. It's not even official.

>>536883914
I want to make tender love to Bakushin's boots

what should i look for in narita taishin parents for cm2? other than the obvious stamina/long, i mean what skills or uniques to look for

>>536884852
>goldshit

You didn't win the race

Seiun Halo and King Sky

where the fuck is my million umamonnies?? bro??? my umacash???? my umagroup A rewards? bwo??

>>536884116
hes just spark farming

>>536884931
Is this a joke? It always pops off. It's like a 30 second sailor moon transformation. WTF did I just read. Have you played this Uma.

>>536884426
I remember the second one from a fanart where she joined sil to rape the trainer

>>536884916
it takes time to update
chill

>>536884596
She has an enmity ult, not something you want for a Long CM.

I need to build a proper front runner, I'm still losing my daily money runs because of brocked

Speaking of shoes, is there a version of this with Teio?

ohnononono Teiokeks

>>536885010
Seiun Halo would be the best design in the game

SHOULD I DO IT??? I CAN GET LIKE 7 (SEVEN) TRAINEE SCOUT TICKETS OUT OF THIS!!!

(You) do have all trophies collected at this point, right?

anyone else see that mcqueen nsfw artist get duped by a fake DMCA email

>>536885120
Imagine smelling it in front of them

>>536885064
Sorry, I just thought that there was some other criteria I had to fulfill. Like win more races or some shit.

okay now that the game is tired and boring. post nude horses.

>>536885147
NO.
Do not give into the greed. Those are HARD to get, gone forever. An what will you get for it. 4 nice natures, a grass wonder and 2 condors. Not worth.

>>536884518
Because the Sprint one was harder and it stayed as an meaningful accomplishment in most player's minds.

I don't think we'll ever get a legend as powerful as King Halo. She was a fucking rocket.

>>536885212
was it confirmed fake?

>>536885008
I assume you didn't either? Losers have no right to complain.

>>536885161
I started when the Rudolf race was on and didn't get anything to beat her in time...

>>536885147
why would you do this unless you have all horses at 5 stars already
>>536885212
probably wrote it himself to bait engagement

>>536885120
There is also one for her alt

>>536884390
You are gay

>>536885327
>>536885331

>>536885212
The artist drew and uploaded porn they can go fuck themselves with this woe is me shit.

>>536884518
This has literally happened with every legend race so far, the event doesn't start until tomorrow so we need something to fill time.

>>536885120
>>536885331
@clop translate pls

>>536885212
I do not care to learn more about the continuing antics of John Kpop

>>536884518
Because Fuck Teio!

>>536885250
Here's a nude super creek

Are >we expecting to see Sumner Maruzensky in every CM once she releases? Or is her unique skill just that good? I don't get what the fuss is about.

>>536885161
Still don't have the Teio sho cup because none of my umas can run it and I don't want to convert one of my turf umas just for this one race.

>my parent McQueen won by a distance
Get fucked teio!

Anyone got any sad or crying umas?

I keep watching the replay of my CM final and it makes me seethe everytime I see how I got brocked fucking dogshit game

cum in teio's shoes

>>536885487
who's shoes are those at row 4 column 4? The ones with the thrusters(?) Seems cool

I was clicking through too fast and sent the first ever Vodka I trained out against Teio, she got 17th...

>>536885564
yeah I got winning ticket to 3 star recently

what did they mean by this

>>536885528
AIEEEEEEE

>>536884426
Sakura Laurel is my wife

>>536885327
Nice, thanks

fuck me I am done

>>536885647
turbo

>>536885564
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SnRiKyIM0_0

>>536885647
Twin Turbo

Why does it take 4 months to gather enough carats to spark on a banner

well im getting the fuck out of here
crying umas ain't cool yall gay asf
see yall tomorrow

>>536885673
I need to clean out my Veteran shitters

>>536884426
Big fan of Wonder Acute

>>536885274
people sent in emails asking cygames if it was fake
>>536885323
yeah i think this is a long ploy to shit on yurifans for...reasons? i dont understand the constant culture war

>>536885564
MOU

how tf is this fair? I saw ppl winning with like 4k ahead

>>536885834
First year is cancer, eventually it should be one every two months

>>536885834
It takes me 2 hours of playing video games on my phone at work

>>536885935
did cygames actually reply?

>shitty support cards
>no three stamina spark
>can't even reach 1100 stamina
I'm fucked am I not

wait, what happens with the 200 star pieces once you level up to level 4? can I save them until I have enough for level 5? Would that be cheaper?

>>536885954
>how tf is this fair
life isn't fair therefore uma musume isn't fair

>>536882074
I thought customary to tie up your hair if you have long hair

>>536886059
based fat ojisan

post something cute

Punch Teio
Axe kick Teio
Running knee Teio

>>536885250
This but unironically, where can I find uma lewds all I find is aislop

>>536885834
pretty sure it doesn't take this long

>>536885935
>Hey Cygames, did you actually mean to take down this artist who you have every right to take down?

>>536885883
I want nothing more than to push El Condor Pasa down onto the bed and thrust into her with the force of a thousand suns while her horse tail wraps around my waist. I want to grab handfuls of her ass as I smack my hips against her’s-I want to see her chest sashay from the force alone and her grip around my waist to nearly throttle me. I want to impregnate her womb until my seed starts leaking out of her, her moans becoming hoarse and turning into dry gasps as I flip her over. I want to kiss her and play with her tongue while she holds my head, her legs wrapped around my hips as she uses her 1200 power to stop me from ever leaving her folds. I want her to bite the ever loving shit out of me as I suckle on pale uma tits, her chest sashaying against her body from our rutting. I want to see this uma gasp and cry from both pleasure and the pain of having her shoulders and neck bit and sucked upon. I want to whisper sweet nothing into her horse ears before lovingly biting them while she gets creampied. God do I want to fuck El. I want her to give me a loving tail job after all is said and done, the embarrassment of the action making her complain at it’s strangeness with me silencing her soft protests with a deep kiss. I want to marry this honse here and now.

>>536885806
There are lots of comments under this about how criminal this comment sounds, I don't get it

after cm i started seeing this game for the disgusting slot machine it always was

what the FUCK does this mean

>>536886035
Never let this artist lift by himself.

you retards realize that if it was a fake DMCA then the retard artist having an absolute melty over (her) LADS lookalike being called a bad self insert is even more embarassing right

>[goes full MASK OFF]
>a-actually no I just got heated, I'm so sorry! That wasn't the true me!
woman moment

>>536886243
no one is defending the artist cause even if they were real the melty is retarded

>>536886217
She wishes she was wile e coyote. Sign and all

>>536886243
Anon the whole thing is embarrassing. They should've just taken the fucking L and moved on, because they drew porn and Cygames had every right to tell them to fuck off.

>>536886207
T.coping 3rd place loser.

>>536886207
i sense a titlelet

>>536886217
I AM GRORIOUS UMA MODDU
U NO RIKE TRACEN RACE?
I DING DONG BANNU
RINE ENDS HERE

>>536885564
TEIO! TEIO! TEIO!

>>536886181
sir please calm down

Is straightaway spurt really necessary

>>536886349
>>536886379
they hated jesus because he told them the truth

>All my goldship runs yesterday got over 2100 combined spd/stam but none of the things I needed like spurt and S long
>finally get them
>low-rolled stats
sigh...

what kind of pantsu does she wear??

>>536886338
BASED FUCKING TERF STACY DUNKING ON THE YURI TRANSBIANS TRANNIES!!!

>>536886217
You ever been to any anime convention?
some waiting lines are so fucked up that the last person needs to hold a sign to avoid confusion

>>536886207
everyone disagreeing with you is a luckshitter

>>536886470
>Is final spurt acceleration good?

>>536886059
this guy has too nice of a hairline. im gonna have to dmca you.

>>536886181
All that about El Condor Pasa and yet you posted a picture of Umamusume A?

which uma do I need to use to run all the new spring celebration?
>aoba sho
>japanese derby
>satsuki sho

>decide to piggy it up and buy B pack
>get this with free ticket
Now I don't have to worry about borrowing her. Not sure if I should save the paid carrots or use it on the guaranteed banners though...

>>536886217
Okay so during cons there's tons of lines and not a lot of space so there's staff members holding "Line Ends here" signs so people know where to queue.
Agnes is saying that she feels like one of those staff members when she's behind the pack

>>536886470
no, don't fall for sloptubers gaslighting

>have a good run, uma never gets negative status and early charming
>none of the ssr cards trigger their third event so no gold skills to spend all the points on

>>536886619
like almost every medium horses

Do Uma skills work against Umas? Can Nice Nature unleash all her scary shit against her trainer or does it only work against other Umas?

>>536886413
That's a deep fucking cut.

>>536886619
any med uma not running tiara are you stupid?

>>536886692
Motherfucker, I was just thinking about pulling the trigger on it

/uma/ post your team trial setup

Uma for marriage and building a huge family together?

There's the bait at the end of Taurus cup saying that you are better than thousands of people, but I've tried to work this out.
>Round 1
You need to be better than 2 people. Simple as.
>Round 2
You need to be better than 2 people who were both better than 2 people. So in total, if you win round 2, you are better than 3+3+2=8 people.
>Round 3
You are already better than 8 people and you need to be better than two people like yourself: 8+9+9=26.
So if there was tie breakers and people only get one shot, that math would be correct, and you'd be the best player out of 26. I guess to some extent they cancel each other out. At any rate the number is by orders of magnitude smaller than the number reported at the end. Sorry, but you are not a top 0.1% player.

We have full grown 20+ (god forbid 30+) year old adults here that care about twitter eceleb drama.

Thats right, know your place

ok this one is actually cute af

>>536884440
Posting Golshi CM wins is inherently less impressive than Legend Race wins

>>536886553
they will see the truth soon, maybe even by next cm. and i might actually win or i might drop lower and get 3rd, and either way i'll be saying the same thing

>>536886470
anyone who played through the first CM should know that it doesn't matter how well you build your uma you can still lose to RNG, don't bother with it too much

I got 3 fucking Matikanefukukitarus from my CM tickets
Fuck this stupid gypsy whore

>>536886880
I will reverse your question: which uma ISN'T for marriage and building a big family together?

>My Oguri Late starts
>lucky Daiwa pace gets promoted
>get demoted to 3rd place between Daiwa and another Oguri
>my goldshit get absolutely boxed between the evil natures and grass and other goldship
>Oguri gets rushed midrace
>Goldship still boxed even entering the spurt
>at this rate the lucky Daiwa will just win
>Oguri somehow get her shit together on the last seconds, overtaking on the outside both the other Oguri and Daiwa, just to run out of stamina on the literal last step almost giving me have a heart attack
>Win by a nose and a head of difference

I deserved the win.

Post kpop mcqueen

what if i just borrow a MLB SSR goldshi and hope for the best instead of inheritance autism for straightaway spurt

>>536886992
>gypsy
Most insulting thing I've ever seen posted in this general

>>536886470
what else are you going to put on your end closer?

When are we getting more free carats?

When are we getting more free daily pulls?

>>536886834
This image should answer your question

you umadachis have a weird way of expressing affection to Teio

>>536886926
Erm it's counting the people they beat and the people who they beat beat and so on and so forth

what the fuck is her problem?

>>536886880
Daiwa Scarlet
>>536887029
V*dka

>>536886941
I don't understand why everyone calls Air Shakur ugly, she's ratty but in a cute way

Date with Dia-chan

https://files.catbox.moe/ob40n2.mp4

>>536886871
I click AUTO

>>536887079
running power card on Long horse is suicidal

>>536887079
>just use golshi card on golshi career
hmm.. seems like a good plan!

If only it was this easy to get all of these skills on an ace instead of just on parents...

>>536887079
On what, end closer Mayano?

Teio's legs exploded...

>youtuber makes a calculator and i can have 60k carats by the time dober comes out
are they telling the truth?

>>536886692
If you need/want more horses I think the guaranteed 3 star one is alright. The support card one fucking sucks though, I'd save at that point

>>536887196
Fuck YOU

>>536886037
Responder por favor

>>536887324
link?

>>536887231
nigga she a stam card
>>536887254
im making my own DIY end closer

>>536887135
it's okay to quit now. that initial burst with all the achievements and trophies was as good as it gets.

rape fantasies, exhibit 1

>>536886606
I love all versions of El. The confident and cute El Condor Pasa and the meek and embarrassed Uma Musume A.

Do pink tickets count towards sparking? And are they really just single pulls? Using them one by one seems like it’s gonna be a pain even GBF added the option of using them in batches long ago

OK anon with the Kiryuin Golshi, thank you for showing me this. I think Kiryuin will legitimately get me over the line for the Gemini Cup. Either 2 speed 3 stam borrow Kitasan or 3 speed 2 stam borrow Supacreek depending on what the % up rates of my uma are.

>Neck
I'm a f2p
I spent no time whatsoever preparing for this event and expected nothing going into it other than to get my participation rewards in the first couple of rounds
I was overjoyed to even make it into the finals
Got literally 10x the rewards I expected from this event
I had so much fun
so why am I crying

Why does El Condor Pasa flash her ear pussy at me everytime she wins a race?

>>536887378
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1ezTaKNCe5_NCPW6vv21Y6B3T4-zz5C2OOHibjQhWhCU/edit?gid=607505096#gid=607505096
>>536887457
they count as pulls for the banner, yes.

>>536887457
yes, you should hold onto them to finish sparks

>>536887174
From what I get from her events she's got a fucked up schedule since this madwoman both got racing and modeling on her mind. I'm interested in her career even just to know how the hell she does that

could you win a case at court if an uma does you without consent?

people are just using Teio to vent their CM anger
which is fine by me

>>536886037
>>536887361
wat

>>536887196
too late

>>536886296
she reminds me too much of my grandma that I started crying.

>>536887524
more like OGURI FLOP LOL

rape fantasies, exhibit 2

>>536887457
Just keep them for a banner you actually want to roll on.

>>536887457
Yes. Yes.
>Using them one by one seems like it’s gonna be a pain
No idea what happens when you get ten of them but as it's already obvious, save them for when you're sparking, helps lower the 30k carat target

>non-con, eh?
What did she mean by this?

I swear, recreation with good condition has a 80% chance of being karaoke

>>536886207
>the grapes were probably sour anyway

>>536887231
why, if you dont mind me asking?

should i use tachyons inherited unique for cm2 or nah im a bit confused. people say its bad when inherited but i also heard that i need to bring it

Hag supremacy continues.

So does Oguri Cap have a personality outside of food and racing?

>>536886037
it's always a fixed amount whether you do lvl4 first or 4+5 at the same time

>155 affinity + 12 long sparks (including 3* on both parents)
>don't get a single gold spark or long spark across 6 runs on Tachyon
Man I'd be fucking done with her already if I just got it this run...

>>536887764
No

>>536887672
>rape

>>536886037
>>536887361
You already know the answer anon, stop being in denial...

>>536887764
No
She's the Saber of Umamusume

>>536887672
Mejiro Dober triggers the rape gene in all other umas, so this makes sense.

>>536887739
its equivalent to a white when inherited so if you want it

Still in Love at First Sight

Day 6
Not 1st in Champions meeting edition

>>536887764
a horse....?

tell me
what is the truth behind the "witler"

>>536887720
Because an acceleration skill at the right time does more than clicking power would get you AND you want stamina>speed>>>>>>>power because it's a long race and you have forever to accelerate

822382525887

I've got a 9* stam taiki shuttle, parents are maruzensky and bourbon

>>536887796
>only 6 runs
pump those numbers up

>>536887610
Level up from 3 stars to 4 takes 200 star pieces but you can also go from 3 to 5 with 500 pieces. So if I level up now it will cost me 200 pieces for level 4 and then 500 for five. Should I save 500 and go directly to level 5? Do I save 200 piece that way?

>>536887457
Yes, you should save them for when you pull in a banner as they are effectively a discount on your spark.

>>536887571
>Your honor my client was undergoing her UHC
>she had physically no control of her actions
>if the prosecution only adhered to the guidelines set for the UHC season he would have been fine
>by not following the rules for his safety, he was, excuse my language, asking for it

>>536887796
What supports did you use?

>>536887079
>ZERO specialty priority

>>536887927
>xcancel
what

>>536887927
why are "people" like this?

since i just found out all the horses i like are never evers i shan't be playing this game any longer.

>>536886338
>meltdowns over fake DMCA that she may or may not fabricated for pity points
>draws cuck arts with her OC as the chad to get back at the chuds
>"I-I'm definitely not mad!"
>writes whole paragraphs on why she's definitely not mad
>backpedals and claims she didn't mean it
God, Artists are annoying as hell

>>536887937
It's 200 for level 4 and 300 for level 5.
It's showing you 500 for level 5 because 200+300 usually equals 500.

>>536887571
real life athletes still get charged with rape sometimes, if you're lucky maybe

>>536887937
the 500 = 200 for rank 4 and 300 for rank 5
you can't game the system by doing it all at once lil bro

>>536886692
>>536887337
Went for it. Apparently it's Maruzensky hot period.

No Rudolf though...

>>536887787
>>536888095
Gracias

TOKAI TEIO SUCKS

>>536887548
>>536887557
>>536887685
>>536887687
>>536887959
Alright, thanks, I’ll keep saving then. Next banner is (supposedly) wedding Groove and Mayano, right? What are the odds they delay till june to match the theming?

I'm honestly shocked I won, as everything that could go wrong DID go wrong.
> My Oguri is luck Pace so no Triumphant Pulse
> Golshi gets blocked in the back so can't move up until later
> Neither Red Shift on Oguri nor Let's Pump Some Iron proc on Gold Ship
> Still somehow clutch the win

I was dooming until the last second bros
https://streamable.com/6prujv

>>536888221
AND swallows
What a good girl

>>536886338
i genuinely don't give a single shit about John Korea or her self-insert McQueen.

>>536886338
please give me the notes, i dont wanna read all that

>>536887672
I want Dober so badly AAAAAAA

>>536887796
>only 6 runs
gotta run some more, anon. I'm in a similar grind, surely we'll get the right Tachyon for gemini cup

Is the Golshi SSR just bad?

>>536888247
you do realize you can see the preview in game? and it was already announced on twitter

>>536887571
>try to snitch on your trainee to the police
>she finds out and kicks your head clean off your shoulders

>>536887970
Speed: MLB Kita, MLB Sweep MLB King Halo Borrowed MLB Biko
Stam: MLB Super Creek MLB Manhattan

I dug around in my 60+ TM Opera runs farming for a 9* stam spark and found one with +21 stam +33 power, which i've coupled with a borrowed +54 stam narita brian. I don't know how people do 3/3 runs they are so fucking inconsistent compared to 4/2

>>536886338
do trannies actually believe anyone is going to read all of that shit

why do fail runs give 3* more often than the successful ones?
this is depressing

>>536888368
The cygames intern personally gives you blue 3* when you have shit white sparks because he hates his job

>>536888348
3/3 is utter dogshit and desu i've had better/ more stable runs running 3/2/1(FM).

post these horses

>>536888119
I'm not your bro, buddy

Distance

>>536888342
Why would your new wife try to kill you over a minor misunderstanding?

...I wanna roll...

We hate Gold Shitty ITT btw

>>536887796
>>536888313
Are you just betting on lucky pace?

>>536886834
that's like asking if punching only works on umas

>>536888552
we do?

>>536884440
gonna gloat with THIS

>>536888342
The worst part I think is that if you refuse, the trainee can get you terminated and blacklisted because who is admin going to believe? The innocent uma musume or the male trainer who’s probably a pervert

Since everyone is already building for CM3, remember to start prepping for the strongest ACE
EL NUMERO UNO
SEKAI SAIKYOU WA
SOU

super creek is my best horse

>>536888564
I'm planning to run 3 aces this time. 1 pace (tachyon) and 2 end chasers (haven't decided yet between taishin, mayano, goldshi and spe). I like Tachyon and she carried me on Taurus so I want to bring her again for Gemini

>>536888614
wtf I love goldship now...

>>536888683
clean

>>536884440
>bragging about expending money on silly anime girl phone game

>Electric blue hair
>Sharp teeth
Is Twin Turbo a mutant uma?

>>536888778
i'll prep for cm3 if someone tells me what is good

So am I supposed to use a borrow for the other half of the inheritance or make another 3*blue 3*gw?

>>536888778
>600 stamina
Enjoy dying to my debuffer Urara.

Felt quite bad coming 2nd Group A, especially after terrible RNG.

But then I saw a clip of the Holo Vtuber who's horses put mine to shame and she placed 7th 8th and 9th, and that really cheered me up.

>>536888778
>gaslighting /uma/ into building this PUTA
very based

>>536884440
Guys I won the Jupiter cup!

>>536888965
hmm myaybe

>>536888986
yeah it's a bunch of bullshit i simultaneously felt better and worse about my 2nd place

>>536884440
The only thing that matters is winning Marvelous Sunday's Sunday Derby

>>536888989
something seems off

i got her to 3* today with the statues from CM rewards!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=StgnY_5vww8

>>536888965
probably but if you can conjure a 3 blue 3 groundwork then do it
no pressure though

>>536887571
why Tracen would even support (you) instead a uma that generates millions to them?

if i only learn one skill does that make my chances of inheriting it higher cause theres less options in the pool?

>>536888256
Wanna see what everything going wrong REALLY looks like (aka when you're brocked you're brocked)?

>>536889143
because i am the TOR-RAY-NAH that trains those uma that generates millions.

Darn little flirt. Now she has to carry her own bags.

>>536888342
Maybe? horses are like dogs, when they get attached the get ATTACHED
Except the stay gold bloodline
Idk about that one, why does the real DJ want to kill the person(jockey) that likes the most
Wonder how much of a horse are uma musumes when it comes to emotional capacity, probably as advanced as ningens, so they're basically still ningen women

Who is the most saikouest Umamusume

>>536889187
You kinda fuck your chances for increased stats for other skills

>>536889187
Everything is it's own roll

>>536886338
>I-I was helping my family
>I-I'm only humas
>I-I'll be a decent human bean
crazy how westoid artists always do this same 3 points when they're called out for being retarded

>>536889238
yeah but the merch that generate millions don't have your face right?

oh im gonna do it!

>>536889136
getting a 3 blue with 3 groundwork will take an astronomical amount of time but I'm happy that a content creator is mind controlling people into doing it

>NL ran 3 aces
HONORABU

What are hags like maruzensky and seeking the pearl even doing at tracen? They just hang around campus doing fuck all distracting the other students
At least Rudolf, Air Groove and Fuji Kiseki help to run the school and educate the students
captcha: J8APN

how am i supposed to use groundwork with accell skils?

>>536888949
why are her bottom teeth being pulled along with her cheek?

>>536889360
any choice besides winning is a brick.

satsuki sho, Japanese derby, kikuka sho = classic triple crown

osaka hai, tenno sho, takarazuka kinen = Spring triple crown

tenno sho, japan cup, arima kinen = Autumn triple crown

is there any other important race that i miss?

does it matter who i put as my ace in the different disciples?

>>536889360
Strength chakra or bust

Another three runs of abysmal dogshit, thanks Golshi
Getting 1k Speed + capped Stamina is going to be a slog

>>536889395
twin turbo's biology defies our understanding of umas

>>536889461
Hopeful stakes

>4stam 2 spd
if an uma has like 20% speed growth can she theoretically reach max speed with only sweepy and kita? of course i will try to maximize the training effectiveness of the 4 stam cards i put in

>>536889009
No gaslighting to be had here, this is 100% legitimate advice
BUILD EL CONDOR PASA

>>536889360
owari da.

>>536889564
nyo

>>536889382
They act as approachable mentors to students that wouldn't go to someone like Rudolf for help

>>536889382
she just wants to grill.

>>536889461
hopeful stakes, queen elizabeth cup

JUST LOOK HOW FLAT SHE IS!

>>536889461
dates

>>536886338
>>536889314
I have personally looked him up on Gelbooru, saved the uma porn and sent a support ticket mentioning her twitter, alternative twitter, catboxed images with his artist tag, his pixiv and carrd.co page where he mentions comissions, but only after he started sperging about the DMCA.
I am CyGames's strongest soldier.

>>536889461
yeah your balding crown lol

>>536889564
>Everyone decides to hang out in guts anyway
Possible but unlikely

>/uma/ saying that fronts are shit and not to run them in gemini
>/uma/ says that pace is shit in gemini and will always lose to end
>/uma/ says that Taishin was only rolled on by whales and running counters to her is not necessary
I'm beginning to understand this whole gaslighting thing

>>536889690
Uwoooooo

How many accel skills do you need to beat the N700S series Shinkansen legend race?

>>536889690
Damn thats hot

>>536889690
christ, her head is almost as monstrous as biwa's.

>>536889564
I've seen someone cap stam with only 2 cards and 20% growth, it should be possible for speed as well but its rng hell

>>536889607
nyooo

>>536889774
What's the trophy when you win?

Just an FYI for Taurus, everyone is going to be so woefully under the stamina requirements that you probably don't need to worry about skill RNG at all. Long S 1200/1100 Goldship with Maestro and Go Home and a decent amount of power is just going to rape everyone.

>>536889690
imagine

>>536889690
God I love this new song

>>536889739
about 80% of those are just anons talking out of their asses having no idea how the game works
a friend won 1st with his 1200 guts rice shower in A

>>536889901
that's what everyone said about CM1, my horses were signficantly better and had medium S and I still lost the finals

>>536889967
>1200 guts
Tazuna was right the entire time?!?

>>536889901
I'm going to ensure they are under those requirements with my triple stamina eater threat

my TT team
https://x.com/kibihimi/status/1960652599818117330

Toreinas and gentleumas, i bring you:
>When you're brocked, you're broked - A tale of suffering (compressed under 4mb just to figure out i can't post it because it's over 2mins).
https://files.catbox.moe/po0zns.webm
Feel free to laugh at it.

>>536889238
>that generates millions
but gambling doesn't exist in uma world which raises a few questions like, where does the money and income come from? who's building the stadiums? and who's funding the Tracen academy? especially when you have """students"""" like Boomerzensky still occupying that place

i love NTR so much...

>>536889739
lots of supposed experts ITT after watching a random korean/SEA youtuber
pace is by far the most common type and has the most tools, metafags just think they're bad because they saw a chart that they barely understand

>>536889564
I've had horrendous luck while parent farming of not getting any rainbows for an entire year because the MLB kitasan decides to hang literally anywhere else other than speed. You can guess which one it is from pic related and they all use the same deck.

Satano family's trainer in the anime is pretty cute
I kinda hope it's actually a crossdressing boy but a woman is fine too I guess

>>536889690
Isnt she a murder? You shouldnt have feelings for a murder anon

>>536889901
Everyone said Taurus was going to be casual fest too and we ended up with rooms full of meta mirror matches and skilled up 1200/1000/900 hors lil bro.

I don’t want to enter the Mejiro Faggot mines.

mama

>>536890143
Kek

>mcqueen artist got nuked
Damn they even go after X. I thought its only pixiv.

>Look up timeline
>My schizoid ultra-misogynist girl micro cock (gmock) horse wife doesn't release for 5 more months

What the fuck am I suppose to do until then?

>>536890209
I want to marry Crown

>>536890143
bwo your bit rate...

>>536890050
dunno if she was right but he just really loves his rice shower and said fuck it im doing it for the guts growth