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>Game News (EN)
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>IP News
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>All Guides & Resources
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worthless BITCHushin
now my mood is bad just before summer and I can't replenish it
https://files.catbox.moe/z5yb2n.mp4

that's a suspicious horse girl...

Golshi is the biggest nigger horse in this game

Digitan LOVE

>>535447726 (OP)
Ningenmusume?

tell me how fuckin jealous you are right now

I'm tired, McQueen

Is she aware I get fully erect when she talks to me like that?

>>535447254
no retard, its about how much you spend in one game, not how much you spend on game(s)

a guy spending 500 a year to buy a bunch of steam sale shit is just the average gamer. A guy spending 500 on micro-transactions in a single game is a whale

>>535447924
of what?

Gonna do some final runs for CM with Golshi
Which deck is better, bros? (I'll level my Tazuna to 30 if that's the best option)
I wish i had a MLB sweep

Which shade of glue would you take to CM ?

this is a nice thread

>>535447993
>trying for CM
Well ok feed the whales I guess?
idk why you're trying? you'll beat 99% of the retards without any effort and the 1% will smash you down and rape your holes no matter what you do

Is there still time to join another club for this month's rewards? I thought I'd found a comfy one but people have started leaving and only requesting dirt shoes.

>>535448054
AAAIEEEEEEE WE ARE GOING TO LOSE RANK

>>535448054
not a good look...

>>535448056
oguri just cause of S medium

>>535448094
Why you gotta say it like that?..

odds of this FAT FUCK making it to the finals?

>>535448054
why the fuck did he reroll on the creek banner lmfaoooooooooooooooooo

>>535448094
cool
but that doesnt answer my question anon

I have spent $200 on the game. I WILL be spending more.

>>535448054
Suzuniggers...

Uhhh umabros i thought each graded race win is +1 affinity for double circle

Needed 15 wins to proc and i did win more than 15 graded races but no double when i checked

>>535448195
Well, its true. Your unpolished, diamond-in-the-rough boyhole is going to get turned into a snake guzzling tube, slicked and shined by the gargantuan cocks from whales ramming deep into you

mmm ai generated pit

>>535448140
every club is trading dirty shoes...

>>535448246
Fire up a test lobby I'll join ya

>>535447924
Worst character in the game

>>535448217
people unironically gaslit themselves into thinking mlb creek is better than mlb kitasan

>>535448140
make a club yourself with a strict dirt shoe ban policy

completely lucked out, can this mcfatty make it?

>>535448054
this is why I don't join 4chink tranny guilds

>>535448296
if theyre shared between parent and grandparent yeah

>>535448326
I haven't donated a single dirt shoe this month.

that's gonna have to be good enough

>>535448465
>291 guts on a 2400m course
anon what the fuck

>>535448320
Can you generate some Teio HATE

>>535448465
do you have a second front runner to take the bullet for her?

is ryan+rudolfs skill better than taiki+maruzensky skill?

>>535448513
this is a joke right

my danchode has been inactive for 3 days....even before that there were 5 inactives above 1 week he hasn't removed... should I even wait for end of month before leaving? how you even find a club that's active

This shit sucks

>>535448520
Die gook.

>>535448517
Shut the fuck up retarded nigger subhuman

>>535448597
No, but I don't care I'm not trying to train something better so kill yourself.

GimletGODS, where we at?

>>535448492
so if i only run medium/long races on 1 parent and sprint/mile races on a grandparent there's no +1 affinity?

>Uma's sex can be easily identified thanks to their ear decorations
Ummmmhhh??

Do you always run Nice Nature debuffer as late?

>>535448517
:(
>>535448558
planning on daiwa with a grass debuff

>>535448517
You only need 250 for medium races. hes got a combined stam+guts rating over 1100 so he will be fine

>>535448673
dude lmao
>>535448686
well it doesn't look like you "tried" very hard so don't worry
you can join the 99%
>>535448745
Now this is an almost decent CM character.

>>535448734
you want to run all the same races

>>535448818
<400 on that will have terrible showings. Go ahead though, you'll figure it out.

>>535448743
sex: yes

>Trainer you must take your daily supplements I carefully prepared for you
>One daily intake with every meal
>L-Arginine 1000mg
>Zinc 50mg
>Pygeum 200mg
>Lecithin 1200mg

>>535448912
Galactic Rifle cumloads

brian is cool but i heard that seiun sky could make front runner meta which I have loads of (suzu, mcqueen and barbin). which uma should I pull?

>>535448912
You tryna poison me or something?

This bitch is dangerous

Is 900 stam fine for CM or will I need a third gold recovery skill(BoFA) alongside swinging maestro and go-home specialist?

>>535448912
>dick supps
Chat, is this real and not a meme that will kill me? Is there an all in one supplement?

>save for new years banner!
>there will be more girls in the pool!

I've seen this movie before. NOT saving for New Years. PULLING Seiun Sky to pity if I have to. I will not cuck myself out of umas for another 3 months only to get zero rate ups on the NY banner.

can I win? i'm concerned about no redshift and my sub 400 guts.

How many Uma wives may a man possess?

Which one for CM, bwos?

How much are Red shift and Shooting for Victory worth in raw stats? Should I use a horse with +150 power over another that has these two skills on?

First CM Room of the day: 66379466
Bring 3 umapyois.

>>535449238
as many as you like brother insyallah

>>535449110
>He can't handle a dangerous woman
This is why Tachy married me and not you, I'll be her partner in crime

>>535449251
they more than make up for it

Bros I can't decide what Gold Ship is stronger

If im at 0 carats rn, how much will i be able to save until the new years? praying for about 400 pulls
also, picrel for >>535449156

>the only clubs that exist in this game are "comfy" clubs where half the club doesn't even play the game or the sweat clubs where leader keeps a spreadsheet and tracks your daily fans, amount of careers, rolls, and even your login times
Grim

>>535449191
pull if you must, but the savers will be rewarded for their patience all the same

>>535449251
iirc each one is worth 500 power

>>535448912
>Tfw caged 5 days a week and this would practically kill me

>>535448743
In her and other umas case, it's which side the head ornament leans at. In this case the crown is towards her right, so the horse is male. Same with Matikanetannhauser aka Machitan aka Mambo, her hat is towards her right

>>535449212
Why are you concerned about memestats like guts when you don't even have medium S?

>>535449145
That's pretty good
>>535449212
oh god lmao
>>535449246
Neither is going to do well
>>535449341
Middle. Sorta.

>>535449348
about a spark, I don't think there's enough for 2

>>535449341
>that middle one
Why are you witmaxxing so hard bro?

Why can't I get the stats and skills people post here? I imagine discord posters are even more autistic/lucky. How

this is what happens when you lose your Rice careers

I don't know if I'll make it bros. Will I be able to get to 60k by new years?

>>535448056
oguri might make it
>>535448205
fine but might die to natty
>>535448465
gutlet ngmi
>>535448513
gutlet skilllet
>>535449145
pretty good
>>535449212
gutlet but could make it

>>535449278
ONE SLOT LEFT

>>535449560
uhhh
Yeah
don't spend anything

>>535449560
yes

>>535449391
there's a difference between /vg/ comfy/casual clubs and normalfag comfy/casual clubs

>>535449560
If you didn't brick your account by joining a casual club or by not building good CM horses yeah you can

so does guts matter or not

>>535449675
CM barely matters
you'll beat almost all the casuals and always lose to the whales
as long as you have a few semi decent horses you'll do fine
don't try to troll

>>535449656
what, that /uma/ are a bunch leeching shitters?

>>535449454
Thanks!
>>535449510
Wit is just great for passing time when there's nothing to do cause it also restores some energy with a wit spark. Not to mention it kinda helps with skills I think. I heard that a horse with low wit wastes more stamina and in general behaves worse.

>>535449720
falls off after 400

>>535449675
I'm in a club of IRL friends who only play sometimes.

>>535449516
because you didn't swipe
>but i did
my condolences

Is it possible to get a Tachyon/Oguri/Rudolf with SS speed and >1000 stamina with these cards? Do i have to retry until the RNG works?

How do you build Fukukitaru? 3 stam+3 speed, power parents or something?

>>535449656
normalfags clubs are a million times better than 4chink clubs unironically

>>535449656
The /uma/ club I was in before had a leader that refused to kick inactives because "what if they come back" and he himself would be offline for 2-3d at a time. I don't think he even had 10m fans total.
I joined another and it was less worse but still the same shit with leader not kicking 3d inactive sub 10m shitters
I'd like to join something that doesn't allow shitters to thrive but I don't want something as autistic as CUMA or umao

>>535449459
Oh this is very helpful

>>535449768
NTA cm has been a great reson for me to do some runs and pray for sparks as a casual

>>535449912
2-4, inherit speed

>>535449775
kick the leechers
simple as

which clubs in the OP are sweats? honestly prefer spreadsheet over having 7 inactives and rank 4k

>>535449960
That's good! Smart way to play. But some people have been getting tricked into thinking they're fucked because they didn't grind sweat the perfect horses when they won't be getting that 2500 carats no matter what, and a nice 1800 is good

>>535449768
Most whales are retards, just look at the whales that post here. 0 IQ Support decks.
>>535449807
You are fucked. Leave your real life friend and join an actual clubs. Real life friend groups fail and die so often.

>>535449819
>air shakur

>>535449212
THIS is a near perfect golshi.

>>535449592
Summary?

>>535448743
right ear decoration: normal sex
left ear decoration: brutal sex

>>535449929
>>535449941
if you think all of the clubs and player ids posted here are from /uma/ you're delusional

If your club leader has less points than you, you should leave

>>535450150
oh goldship won, goldship got silver, and oguri got bronze

is king halo's skill at least good enough to be match deciding? what kind of conditions this?

>>535449819
I got close with worse so I’d say yes

>>535450248
no...

how much speed/stam on nasty nature do i need? do i run her in end to hit more targets? is 1200 wit a meme or is 700+ good enough

>>535450264
Post an actual summary you nigger.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-daKC9qYac0&t=421s
Holy fuck that's the deepest UUUUUUUUUUUUUUU I've ever heard in Umapyoi.

>>535450064
Message scrub, they're the only /uma/ in top 100

>>535449819
eishin flash + sweep + kita + satono + creek + borrowed king halo you should be good it's honestly better than what i have

>>535450358
1000-1100 wit minimum, aim for 600-700 sta/spd

It's the King's Plate today in Canada and I shall be watching.

>>535450370
I didn't screenshot anything you prick

>>535450358
yep definitely run end

>>535447938
RICE YOU DUMB BITCH I WISHED I DIDNT MARRY YOU *punches laisu*

I joined a club and immediately asked for dirt shoes

>>535450370
Spectate if you want to know what happened.
If you want me to write a summary because you're too much of a lazy nigger to spectate pay me to do it.

>>535450490
i see. i didnt check that yet. i need to make mine today

>>535450510
based

>>535450284
it's only viable in sprint or mile where the pack are close together so 5th place is not too far from the lead to catch up, inherited triumphant pulse is better in every way

>>535449320
>>535450510
>reddit tachyon

>>535450472
>1000-1100 wit minimum
lmao no, my nattie consistently activates everything with like 800

>>535450697
indonesian cafe

>>535450697
bullying cafe is a must

>>535450284
no getting spooked or drawing late start is a big gamble, especially as the latter is only rng dependant

CM Room: 61413787
bring 3

Why is ウマオオオオ the only successful /uma/ club out of the tens of clubs here?

>>535450732
>>535450472
ill consider both. i dont know what kind of stats i can hit with all the debuff hinting cards yet

how in gods name are you supposed to max out speed and hit these stamina reqs for Long if you dont whale

>>535449459
>standing at 17k free carats
>assuming I can get the all the new year gibs before the banner ends, I'll still be around 10k shy for my 2nd spark
>but factoring in dailies, TT rewards, and currently sub 800 club rewards over the next 4 months, I might just be able to scrape by without using THAT
Now the agonizing part is trying to choose my top 2 Umas to spark in the worst case scenario I don't get any spooks

>>535450506
Was that suppose to hurt?

>>535450859
they're gbffags

>>535450859
they are chink bot users and have their own dev to give them a chink bot

>>535450859
Ralkos

>>535450901
race and get skills to cover for your lower stats

>>535449459
but I was told they were cygenerous? was that a lie?

>first inspiration is s medium
Do not fuck up this run do not fuck up this run do not fuck up this run do not

>>535449964
Do you just run her late as well or pace? Kinda wanted to try running her late but dunno exactly what to do with her, first time trying her out.

>>535450859
their chink leader implemented a 40mil quota and have ralkos carrying them

Christmas Cap is coming relatively soon right?

>>535450859
grubhub veterans, or so I've heard

>>535450690
>it's only viable in sprint or mile
yet her last race is medium. what a joke

>>535450859
UMADash is rank 138 right now, isn't that pretty good?

>>535450697
discord cafe

>>535448465
this makween might actually luck out, not gonna lie

>>535450859
almost every uma clan from here is like top 150

>>535451120
100 is the cutoff danchou!

>>535450903
You probably can get the second spark depending on how much of the download milestone we have left (idk though).

>>535451026
it'd be a shame if you had to.... take a multi trip visit to the infirmary anon. hopefully youll get some tissues too to wipe up your tears

Shoutout to my number 1 fan

>>535451026
>1 turn = night owl + migraine
NIGGER WHY

>>535451120
No it's not Danchou. Kick the slacker niggers.

>>535450901
why are you trying to max speed without being a whale/shark

>>535450994
i guess i'll chalk it up to bad rng in the run

hey my first 3*!

>>535451341
glue

WTH is a "paid banner"? is it like the ones where you can only pull once with the paid carats?

>>535450903
I'm at the same amount as you. I was going to roll for wedding mayano, but I might save for anni if I can get 2 sparks

>>535450829
Gold Ship procced 2 accel skills and took off at the last corner

http://poal.me/bnbenn
http://poal.me/bnbenn

>>535451408
really? :(

>>535451260
>>535451287
lmaooooooo

>>535451208
>>535451292
>danchou
I wish

>>535451001
So generous they had to start implementing Uncap items, Umapass, and SSR ticket shops because year 1 Uma was so stingy

>>535451424
you pay for a (random) SSR guaranteed 10 roll
yes it's bad

>>535451327
power too low... There is a kind of rythm where you can get a lot of good races in on dead turns and still train if u get a rainbow after. But often its more like spam races rest and get lucky.

>>535451041
matikane's skills are all late

>>535451324
i've hit 1.2k plenty of times with a borrowed mlb kita and i only buy the monthly pack
just not for long due to the insane stam reqs

>>535451520
You do not want to be a danchou, more work for a whole lot of nothing

>>535451645
A wizard^W shrine maiden is never late.

>>535450829
Gold Ship procced 2 accel skills and took off at the last corner

which one do let other molested it?

>>535451205
I joined a club listed in the OP and we're rank 4000 something

>>535451724
the golshi won? no way!!

uhh I'm 20 rolls short of sparking creek. surely they'll give out another round of gibs, right?

>>535451287
>he boughted the brick machine horse
you only have yourself to blame

>>535451813
Time to swipe bro

>>535451779
we knew you were applying and only left that one open.

is 950 stam 400 guts and 1 gold recovery good enough. fucking swinging maestro event didn't proc

>>535450901
You are not supposed to do that. Just get to stam req and get as much speed/power as you can.

>>535451205
>proof
You can say that for anything because they're not on the leaderboard

>>535451694
crucial word being "borrowed"

>>535450476
https://www.youtube.com/live/NsgR4_Z7N1M
If anyone wants to watch. The actual King's Plate might be TV only, but you can at least watch the other races.

>newfag who just reached E3
are there any /uma/ clubs still available?
425779897983

when's the next banner again

I left Daicchi like 2 weeks in cause I knew i wouldn't do my daily scenarior for like 2 weeks and I missed out on my club points and rank carrots and everything I AM A FOOL

>>535451896
end closer? maybe
pace? you will get raped in CM lobbies but its probably good enough against casuals

Do not open

>>535451984
All-in on Notorious Gangster

I noticed I can get King Halo's distance affinity to A in all distance with two native umas in my stable. Is she a good choice to do white spark farming or should I use someone like Daiwa Scarlet or Mcqueen instead (front runner)? Pic related are my umas

Doing unusually well with my new fatass lads, i might make it

>>535451591
They're probably the best use of your paid carats. What else are you going to use them for ? 30 daily rolls or just a regular 10 roll?

12389652 cm test

>>535447938
All ears

>24hrs offline = kick out
>can't kick me out cause I'm the one that aport most fans
heh

>>535451779
same wtf, guess we have to camp the full ones

>>535452117
For me it's Mansetti.

>>535452037
it's gold ship
i got 1200 speed and medium s and don't want to do this shit again

>>535452174
I always daily roll

What cards are you guys using for Evil Nature?

>>535452157
Post build

This is what youre fighting against when youre doing your Ace runs

I swear to fucking GOD if i didnt skip these races theres NO WAY the simulated in game race could justify this bullshit she's invested in nothing but her stats
holy fuck

>>535448051
WHERE IS THE NEXT PAGE!?
>>535448054
the absolute state of suzuka fags
>>535448082
>busted thumbnail and encoding errors
what? did you not just take the original clip and added the sound to it?

sex

>>535452560
>he skipped

Oguri sex

>>535452560
Skill issue/

>>535452521
both debuffers are kinda mid

>>535449391
>>535449656
how are you people even finding these shitholes? Was I just THAT lucky with joing actually great club? Is it that rare?

who else is penniless?

>>535452793
you still have slots open?

>>535452618
Nice donkey

>takes off her hat
>becomes the most beautiful girl in the game

>>535449391
I never have to play career and can just do dailies + promos off the team I grinded out my rerolled Kita account with and lose out on maybe 40 daily carats and some 150 carat weekly events lol
I’ll ppay maybe 6 career games a week and chill in a top 2k club nice and comfy

>>535450083
>join an actual clubs
Why? What are the benefits?

>>535452967
300 karats...

>>535452818
I still don't get how the fuck people already have Potential 5 Nice Nature on top of Potential 3 on a fuckton of other trainees as well as max leveling all of their supports. I'm still struggling with Monies. I farmed exclusively SP for the first week so I'm still good on SP, but even with Golshi Week I still haven't Potential 5'd anyone.

>>535452793
The problem is you have to avoid the /vg/ clubs that are full of people that shitpost on /vg/ all day but don't actually play the game.
There are more than you think.

Careful about these Satano Uma, they're known to traffic innocent trainers into their island.

>>535452780
It's not perfect, but it's very good anon. Grats

>>535452793
Because the good ones were filled. Only the shitters remained

why does people say that me and super creek are basically A MARRIED YOUNG COUPLE on their early 30s at the end of her carrer?

i got invited to a random spic club i have no idea what they are saying but they are top-400 so i guess i'm bueno

>>535448054
this is so corny

>>535452948
She's just hiding her power level. Being beautiful doesn't fit her reputation as a shitposter.

So im guessing it's a smart play if I only have 2 decent CM runners to make a debuffer nice nature and that will help against the shitters?

>>535452818
Trainer-san your million of monies???

>ace borrow run
>sleep deprived
>sleep deprived
>failed training
>sleep deprived
>no medium S
FUCKING NIGGER AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>535453096
and this is why ウマオオオオ is the best /vg/ club

>>535453041
I love Taiki but her voice is so painful to listen to

Sex with Gentildonna

>>535453324
oh my GAWD

>had perfect nice nature with all subdued/hesitant skills, tether and gold setup to unlock
>she jobs three time in the last career race
>couldn't unlock the last three skills
I hope her va gets smacked by a broomstick. Fuck this gay game and the devs that coded the hint system to never give out shit out side of a 1/1,000,000 run.

>>535453324
Shake it, Spe!

>>535453132
thanks anon

>>535453324
>small town girl moves to the big city and is immediately corrupted and sluts it up
many such cases

>>535453325
any hors becomes this after 200 runs, I hate specific top cun lines now

>>535453320
I'll stick with my comfy /uma/ club
0 metafaggotry
maximum comfy
simple as

>>535453324
Spe isn't sexy

>>535453367
>retard focused too much on hint farming over adequate stats

>>535453345
what is she waiting for?

>>535453028
...That's like 2 bucks. No thanks.

>>535452868
full sorry, worst last login guy is 2days ago so we'll see what Danchou is going to do later

>>535453324
Sexual Week

>>535453220
You just say muchas gracias, bueno, buenos dias, buenos noches every now and then

>>535453325
Pearls before swine

>>level 1 normie: I hate ai slop
>>level 5 degenerates: yo I don't know why these eastern artists keep on rejecting my commission on horse girls...
>level 10 genners: alright computer generate me super creek with a armpit pussy and put her in a state of extreme heat. Make her think that I am her son and that she needs to get me to cum inside her cause she wants more children and she already milked my dad to death. Set timeout for 8 hours and disable all safety protocols.
>level ?? Me: makes an haru urara bot who is dumb and tells you that everything is going to be ok so I shouldn't give up
Folks, I think I lost my way...

>>535453213
>their early 30s
>young

>>535453325
This but Mayano

>>535453046
I have potential 5 oguri, creek and taishin, a bunch of random lvl 1-2 potentials, and a couple mlb'd leveled out supports. What really hurt my bank was leveling random R's early on because I didn't think the economy would get this tight. I understand why torena-san from the show was always broke...

>>535453324
People forget that Spe is related to Maruzensky

>>535453473
Nah I still love hearing Suzuka moan like she's in heat

>>535447993
a-anybody?

>start from 1st gate
>three front runners in a row just next to my uma
>pace chasers pass her before first corner
>she takes inner
>front runners burn all their stamina fighting for 1st place
>pace chasers get spooked
>my uma gets MEGABOXED
>finish 3rd (barely)
there goes my triple crown

>>535453508
She had 550 in speed and stamina, 500 power and 600 wit. No problems until that point. Also go fuck your dog, fag.

>>535453475
Anon the thing in question wasn't even discussing those thing.
If you want to have people who play the game then ウマオオオオ is the correct answer.

If you're looking for something comfy, non-meta.
That's entirely different.

any new clubs???

>>535453613
lol

>>535453525
you need the club points from sharing shoes to max out the welfare cards from the club shop.

>>535453747
check the stats of the uma in the ura final, you were literally stat checked on that speed.

>>535453624
y-yes we are young...

>>535453324
The so called Supreme Commander of Japan huh

>>535453213
cause they see you flirting 24/7

>>535453525
vodka flavored icecream of course

>>535453325
i love taiki because of her voice and lines

>>535453747
>550 stam for Arima Kinen
some people can't be helped

AAAAIIIEEEEEEE

>>535453773
This is global, fuck off with your moon runes

>>535453773
cope
my comfy club > your gay metafaggot club
simple as

>>535453828
me on the right. You in the middle.

>>535453861
Didn't help I got zero speed rainbows both summers. Fuck sweep, I'm butting kitasan back in since charming doesn't do shit.

>>535453613
>alright computer generate me super creek with a armpit pussy and put her in a state of extreme heat. Make her think that I am her son and that she needs to get me to cum inside her cause she wants more children and she already milked my dad to death. Set timeout for 8 hours and disable all safety protocols.
WHY
THATS STRAIGHT UP NTR
SHE SHOULD WITH ME AND NOT WITH MY DAD

20m quota per month seems casual enough

>the word follower is on the chat ban list
>folower is fine
>lower is fine
>ollo is fine (thought it might be some ascii penis)
why is follower a bad word?

sex?

I have enough to spark should I bother rolling on the supper creek banner or not

>>535454097
Having a quota at all is inherently not casual

>>535454105
it can be interpreted as cultist and cultists are bad

>>535453972
>still moving goal posts
Not even in it. If they take all the sweat lords the rest of the clubs are comfy.
simple as

>>535454138
nice vagina bones

>>535453861
It was that last Arima Kinen race I lost. If I had betten that Arima I would had gotten enough to buy everything regardless.

>>535454149
really depends on your speed srs anon

>look at club fan numbers
>leader and officer are 22nd and 24th
we're sub 300, so I probably won't leave this month but I'll probably shop around next time.

>>535454149
no

I got a new record of 5 mood down events before Hopeless stakes. I swear support runs are more cursed than average runs, this is not a joke

>>535454105
I assume "Follow" ended up in a RWT filter

>>535454149
I would save unless you have a bunch of 2-3LB SRs you need to MLB that could make it worth.

>>535454228
cope
seethe
dial8
simple as

oh fuck oh fuck

>>535454138
Idk, I think she might be into me.

what did she mean by this?

>>535454138
Yes

Why Goldship likes to flash her armpits?

>>535454370
I'm telling danchou

Say ny name! (Do not call me NTR)

>>535454370
Bricked

>>535454395
hell yeah gramps

>>535454370
KICKED FROM THE GUILD WTF

>>535454376
>dies

Teio flavored kisses

please give me a nasty nature deck

>>535454138
either you want it or not

>>535454254
Oh didn't realise they got cut off but they all suck

>>535454105
It might be some word japanese word in romaji

>So close to a double S
I want better cards, this is shit is getting really fun (again) as of late! Weird how I had huge trouble while being in B+ hell for weeks, now I keep making A stuff finally.

>>535453920
I had about 500 on a suzuka and won Arima. I wasn't expecting to but was a surprise.
Honestly it feels like luck

What's the most USELESS hint she gives?

>like nice nature
>shill nice nature on /uma/
>everyone loves nice nature now
>c/uma/ reduce nice nature to nothing but her body
remind me to never shill my favourite girl to 4chan again because you niggers cant keep it in your pants for longer than 5 minutes

>>535454602
What I used.

Kitasan rerun is this December right? It's gonna be torture not being able to pull anything for months

>>535453220
Welcome to team spic(a).

hoOOOOLy i just found the best uma i have ever used. it has 3* ura on the rep and 9blue stars.
So this is what ultimate power feels like.


185997897385 this was the friend code if anyone wants to to feel ultimate power

>>535454693
why is she crying?

>>535454720
>fell for Rednu meme

>all it takes to give an uma a mood up is a bushel of carrots
>this also gives her +5 to all stats
This seems illogical within the milleu of the setting. Why wouldn't people take advantage of umas by just giving them bushels of carrots? Why aren't there superumas fed on bushels of carrots for breakfast lunch and dinner with +1500 to all their stats after 100 days?

>only one pace chaser
>everyone else is late or end
>game fucking implodes and late surger rudolf positions herself in 9th
>end closer Taishin puts herself in 4th

>>535453325
Her voice gets me rock hard.

>>535454795
she doesnt want to be sexualized by a bunch of SEAniggers

How do I tell my umas to stop showing me their feet

>Good run
>No Med S
Give me one reason to not give up right now.

>>535454784
What stars does your uma actually have, shill?

>>535454105
this game has the most schizo filter ever

>>535454784
>3 speed 6 stamina
>no hope
>no white spark parents
>only 3 star URA
>didn't win Kikuka
>didn't win Derby
No thanks

>>535454979
they did that?

>>535454796
Dunno who that is

>>535454903
wit?

>>535454996
If you didn't get med S it's not a good run

>>535454996
your next run could be better

More like King Gaylo

>178/200 on the creek banner
>zero creek
>pulling exclusively SRs I already have MLB
>up to my asscheeks in cleats I can't spend
>join club
>pull
>creek
>pull again
>another creek

so this is the power of friendship... it's really something...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKfI6WnsJEA&ab_channel=MissNekopon
nekopon chads..... do we roll on the paid gacha

>>535454693
>reddit nature

>>535455041
442 on Taishin, 486 on Rudolf.
Both of the goldships placed themselves in front of all the late surgers too. The game feels like it breaks in half when 8/9 racers are all supposed to be at the "back"

>>535453828
That costume must've taken a lot of balls to put on. I applaud her spirit.

>>535455168
How much is the paid gacha

>>535454996
You will bitch that you aren't getting 3* sparks

>>535454996
>Med S
>Turf S
>Firm Conditions
>Tokyo Racecourse
>Spring Runner
>SM and BOFA
>Red Shift
>Shooting for Victory
>never get double or triple rainbow speed training so cap out at 940 speed

>>535455017
youre looking at the only 3*long corners straight with 3* stam in the world.

is iron will a scam? i don't know how recovering in early, with specific condition can somehow be a decent skill

I fucking swear this shit is fucking rigged.
It's impossible to get 3 3* sparks, like the game just stopped giving me them with 2 3* sparks.

Golden Generation

Danchou Danchou he hasn't been online for more than 10 hours he is capped on team trials attempt kick him kick him!

>>535454693
Honestly some smug natie avatarfagging makes me hate her a little ngl

>>535455350
it's always on the run you aren't farming for it

>>535455317
Bofa deez NUTS

>>535454693
count your blessings
it can always be worse
imagine if your favorite was Tachyon, Oguri, Gold Ship, or Urara

>>535455280
1.5k paid gems so like 20 dollars

>>535455368
Is this someone's fetish? Why is this someone's fetish?

>>535455368
is nice to be a man

>>535455234
seitokaichou...onegai...

>>535455427
Yep. The moment I stopped caring about 3* sparks the game just started dumping them on me (they all suck though)

>>535455523
It's just AI slop

>>535455523
haha imagine if someone harapan them and they leaked a little... it would be so hot...

>>535455368
aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

How the fuck did that Oguri dude get 1200 speed stam and power. How many fucking runs did that take

>>535455449
Oguri and Urara are totally fine, what are you on about?
And if you hate Gold Ship just because Reddit likes her, you should dislikes Umamusume as a whole because reddit loves it.

>>535455339
The Spe is better individually, but as a whole it's just okay.

>>535455449
being a golshi fan is pain. It's like having the reddit alien branded on my ass. I just love my 2006 /b/tard horse wife...

>>535455715
>Ogureddit Crap
>Hareddit Urareddit
>Reddit Ship
nah

>>535454395
3x sprint orgasms = 1 long-distance orgasm

>>535455706
whale

>>535455523
Pretty tame compared to others.

I think I need to take a break from the game because it's gotten to the point where if I don't hit charming early, or get two consecutive mood downs, or don't clear a condition at the infirmary, I know it's probably just a dead run and the obligation of finishing it to still gain fans and check for sparks feels like such a burden.

>>535449246
>>535449341
>>535454650
>sub 1200 speed
lol
>>535451327
sub 1000 speed
KEKAROOO

Im a white woman

first
rate
uma

>>535455168
lol the paid banner is the equivalent to the scamcha in gbf. She got 2 trash ssr cards

I can't cap Golshi's speed...

>Back to back double rainbows
>Back to back 7% fails
How am I supposed to raise my umas when less than 10% rolls on good training options fail. These aren't even big risks.

>daily reset Pog
>do dailies
>OHAIYOU
>request red shoes
>start a topgun career
>get half way through
>cannot beat a race
>alt f4

Time to do my dailies in HSR, GI and ZZZ I guess...

>>535452804
extremely based

>>535455997
Speed is worthless if your stamina is low. And End also requires power.

oh shit the race is starting

>>535455886
What difference does being a whale make? He didn't have a better deck of support cards than I have.

Is it true we'll get Smart Falcon rerun?

>>535455715
>Oguri Upvote
>Reddit Gold(Ship)
>Hareddit Urara
anon pls. it's reddit all the way down.

Does somebody really understand how the game actually works?
>Stamina only checks thresholds
What about speed and power, or wit ?

>go into some public CM rooms
>have race where every single uma slows down to a crawl from lack of stamina except mine
kek

>>535456032
try 5 speed cards, if you cant cap speed then try 6

>>535455368
golden shower generation

i like reddit ureddit

>>535456104
You know the definition of insanity?

>>535455973
I've taken the double support card deck. Parents runs have been super consistent now.

>>535455368
Why can't AI do something consistent like floor tiles? What makes them so retarded in doing something so computational and calculable despite them being computers themselves?

>>535456272
CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTE DAUGHTERWIFE!

>>535456104
I remember failing 3 sparks with 2% failure chance.

>>535456032
use speed sparks
>but /uma/ told me speed sparks are useless!!!!!
It's just another gaslighting attempt. Gold Ship has 20% stamina growth rate and 10% power growth rate, so raising speed is way more difficult than those.

>>535456309
its just the person using the tool bro ai can do everything better

>>535456272
me too

>the Academy doesn't provide books for the students to read unless I send them to wits training repeatedly
Can't have shit in Detroit.

>>535456284
Yes. Are you suggesting you wouldn't have pressed both times? Surely you are just as insane as I.

>>535456341
I'm sorry.

>>535456220
Bwo my stamina?

god i hate women

>>535456306
>I've taken the double support card deck
What is this?

>>535447938
Rice too large or the kitchen is too small, she's supposed to be fucking tiny
Or maybe she's cooking while standing on a step stool which is very poor form specially considering her tendency to have shit luck, so yeah I would never come to that just to my dead sisterwife, Rice Shower.

>>535456460
4chan halo if she real

>>535456460
One Suzuka book please

2 days before CM. do you have your team ready anon?

>>535456404
Why is King Halo so nice to Haru Urara?

>>535449941
Yeah the /uma/ club i'm in is kinda like that, half the club doesn't even have over 15 mil including the leader and everyone outside of like 5 members don't even have good card/parent borrows.
Still beats being in some tranny diksword club so i'm fine with it

>>535456460
MORE

>>535456438
>Yes. Are you suggesting you wouldn't have pressed both times?
Yes, that is what I am suggesting. Sub 50 energy = rest.

>>535456460
what's the tray on the table for

>>535456460
at least she doesn't have tattoos

>>535456540
dunno

i dont even know what it is or anything and haven't done any test runs

yolo

Oh Haythere, anons.
Our club has an opening, please put /uma/ in your bio and be active.

>>535456453
you dont need it

>>535456460
Can I call john yakuza on this?

>>535456460
how do people find this attractive
she looks so uncanny

>>535456613
cum

>>535456613
to put the money on so she doesnt have to touch your disgusting filthy otaku or gaijin hands (your money is still good to her)

you dumb fucking retard

>>535452967
Sending an emote and getting 1500 carats/club points monthly if your club is like top 5k

>>535456654
Bwo, she's just Asian.

>>535456559
King Halo is nice to everyone and everyone is nice to Haru Urara

>>535456654
That's a man, baby.

>>535456482
Run Aoi and Tazuna. The goal is to get the Tazuna event before Hopeful running for extra energy during NY. Once you have it you just pick where the supporters are to get more bond training. Then once you have a rainbow in speed and stamina you just focus on upping those stats.

>>535456460
security would have to pry me out of her with a high power pulley system

>>535456654
you really think people find that attractive?

>>535447938
Questions why my kitchen and wife made out of AI

>>535456654
It's the makeup.

Post your uma claw loot

>>535456720
Sometimes you have runs where you only get debuffed the second you hit great. Even worse is when you have the scripted mood ups, (Running event with Kiryuin and fan fest) and then because they take place first, you go mood up, then the final event played that day is a mood down

ATTENTION TO ALL RETARDS

STOP REQUESTING DIRT SHOES YOU FUCKING BITCH ASS FUCKS

thank you for your attention to this matter.

>>535455368
one of them is not like the others

>>535456654
I'm imagining her cooking rice for me and I am sexually aroused in a way that makes no sense.

IT'S UP

/uma/ WAS RIGHT, ALL SKILLS ARE SHIT

JUST ROCK 90 WIT WITH FOCUS, GET 1200 SPEED/STAM INSTEAD

>>535456583
Well shit. You only click 0% trainings? May I see your best uma?

>>535456720
shit like this is infuriating

>>535453324
special SLUT

>>535456654
shes cute

>>535456867
only if you explain to me how asking for your own dirt shoes doesn't 100% fix your problem

>do 200 rolls for Kitasan
>1LB Kitasan
>do 200 rolls for Super Creek
>only got a single El Condor Pasa
I'm slowly losing all hope I have in this game.At least I got to MLB Tosho and Amazon, haha...

>>535454698
Air Groove is useless and also her hints are shared by Rudolph and Sunday. I used Diamond just to get tether and stamina.

extremely comfy club

>>535454996
1* guts btw

>>535456654
average korean.
they heavily abuse plastic surgery to achieve that fake as fuck look and only works for koreans

>>535456654
most likely an average looking girl that just slaps a cakeload of make up on her face to the best of her abilities
not all of them are make up artists though so it end up in varying qualities

>>535456559
jobber looking out for fellow jobber

>>535456992
>officer
you are being groomed

>>535456105
uninstall the chinese slop, please do yourself and your brain a favor

I'm starting to think most /uma/ clubs arent even from /uma/ or have abandoned the thread because EVERY TIME I see a screenshot of an /uma/ club it's only from 2 specific ones despite the general supposedly having like 11

>>535456540
I built wayyy too late for this so my team is kind of fucked. On the brightside i'm decently set for Long CM coming up.

>>535456863
YOU FUCKING NEIGHER

>>535449941
all these autists coordinating on discord and forcing quotas when my club is ranked ~150 just trading shoes and having fun, join an /uma/ club that has a few autists and you'll be fine

>>535456743
there are a lot of attractive asians, but she looks repulsive and unnatural between the plastic surgery, make up and photoshop

>>535456540
nah, too much hassle

>>535457084
welcome to flavor of the month

>>535455145
Kys

>>535456992
based comfy bros

>>535454105
It's probably a combination from the whole sentence
there was one time where i couldn't get this one sentence in and it turns out the filter was on "can use" because it technically contains "an us" anus

>>535456559
She wants to be a better mother than her own

FINALLY
THIS IS IT
DON'T FAIL ME NOW YOU FUCK

If we leave clubs now
do we get rewards end of month?

anyone have the link to that one mambo remix of bet on me?

>>535457241
yes

CM room
66178412

Starting the day with guts.

>>535456540
Only try hard losers care at this point. I have a life outside of grinding for Medium S rank on everyone. Trannies streamers can keep it up since retards give them money, so I hope that all end up homeless at somepoint from their stupid donation spending.

>>535457024
left looks much better than right

sniffing Grass Wonder's big sweaty butt
sniffing Tazuna's large sweet smelling butt

>>535457230
what if
>career incomplete

>>535454417
It excites her to have power over fetishists.

>>535457241
No, don't fall for it.

>>535457295
It's tempting, but I think I should be loyle to my capo and stay here until EoM. I have the most fans in the club, I would feel bad leaving if it rank dropped them.

>>535457084
how do you know. are you in them?

>>535457084
>I'm starting to think most /uma/ clubs arent even from /uma/
i've been saying this for weeks now

>>535457230
time for all your speed supports to skip training
it is ordained

>>535454417
whore

>>535456867
Imagine asking for shoes you intend to use thus running out of shoes to farm club points with for literally free. Retard.

>havent used an alarm clock in over 9 days
>still constantly fail to get 1st on the opening 3 races
LET ME CLOCK THE EARLY RACES

NO ONE FAILS UMA FINALE

FUUUUCK

I figured it out:
If you are FTP you are morally in the right to use Gold Ship and Oguri
If you are a paypiggy you are reddit if you use Gold ship or Oguri

>>535456654
because she wears a fake face there, made from silicon or wax or whatever, to change the shape of her nose which in reality looks even worse than this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sqeKUYGR7RU

>>535457298
6/9, if you want to see if your ace is good enough now's your chance

66178412

genuinely where do you people get so many pieces to raise the umas stars? I could only raise 1 if I focused my resources and I did not because I'm retarded and spread the resources between 4.

do you all just spend a bazillion carats in rolls? I'm here just saving

>we should make some sunshine dolls to pray for sunny weather
what the fuck are you talking about you stupid horses, dolls don't control the weather

my end closer special week came in 3rd in a public room im so proud of her bwos

>>535457446
sex

>>535457739
Very moe~

>get what I think is an insanely strong miler suzuka
>run her in TT
>literally never comes in first
>only time my mile team wins is when vodka or daiwa clinches it instead

what did I do wrong /uma/? Are her skills just dogwater?

>>535456967
a club mass requesting dirts necessitates that everyone requests dirts to avoid bleeding out of a low-supply shoe.

in the event that a club mass requests dirts and assuming 2 requests/day then you are BREAKING-EVEN. you lose 20 shoes to donations, attain 20 shoes from your requests.

you know how else you break-even? NOT REQUESTING DIRT SHOES. that way the small trickle of dirts you get from careers/shop becomes a net-positive and you eventually build up enough of a supply over-time.

you know what shoes you have literally more than you'll ever use? MEDIUMS and LONGS. you will never care if you net-loss 10 mediums or net-gain 10 longs on a day, it'll never cross your mind. BUT DIRTS? i refuse to be a fucking retard and request dirts and create the environment that is nonsensical. since i'm being considerate, i'm having to drop below 100 dirt shoes.

FUCKING RETARDS

>finally having a good run with Opera O
>get slacker during 2nd summer training camp
>she never shows up to any rainbow events
>can't get rid of it at the infirmary
It's always something with her while everyone else has a smooth time with their campaigns

>>535457732
baka gaijin

>>535457732
the rules are different in japan

What if I like Teio?

>>535457728
I starred up Bakushin and King Halo from their events. I'm pretty close to getting Agnes and Super Creek to 3*. I think I just got lucky with duplicate pulls for Vodka.

>>535457732
vwo, your castform?

>>535457803
who doesn't have dirt shoes at this point? have you tried training a dirt uma or is your dirt TT team still urara and two blank slots?

i request dirts and but dont give them back

>>535457803
>mfw i request dirt shoes
>mfw this guy is probably in my club silently seething about it and giving me all his shoes

>>535457496
you're like 70iq, max.

>be in top 200 club
>was close to top 100 earlier this month
>until ウマオオオオ poached our carry
>dropped outside of top 200 with no hope of ever breaking into top 100 now
This is why ウマオオオオ is the only /uma/ club in top 100. They poach from other prominent /uma/ clubs to whittle the competition while cementing their status.

>>535457794
you have no acceleration from power or final stretch velocity. on sprint and mile 1200 speed and 1200 power is mandatory because of how short the track is, your speed is wasted because she can't reach top speed quick enough.

>>535457794
front runners are weak unless you commit to having 2 passing each other over and over

>>535457974
Don't do this

>avatarfag
>redditspacing

>>535457819
>>535457851
I'm sending these ignorant nip horses to meterological school

>>535457974
didnt really notice them before but i quite like her eyes

>>535457803
look at this dirt shoelet

>>535457281
nvm found it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-G9PqRxweg

>>535457794
No accel
Low power
No S mile

>>535458006
that just mean that club did not deserve him if it could easily drop out of 200, he's not gonna carry a bunch of freeloader

I'm going to a real race tomorrow, what should I looke for to win my bets? Sure my uma musume skills can translate to real life somehow.
Is it the ones who are wild and cant control themselves during showoff that will win?

Thank you weirdo

>>535456863
I believe some of these events are scripted to fuck you over or there are simply periods of time where the game rapes you.
Like I had 6 bad rests IN A ROW, then got hit with 3 debuffs and she refused to heal in the hospital. I got so fucking angry at the horse I started doing random shit so she would keep failing and suffering.

Did people win a lot of money
I don't understand these horse numbers

>>535456969
meanwhile my first roll this day

>>535458006
it's a doggy dog world

>>535457794
She's OK but it's crazy you took Lucky Seven, Final Push, Highlander and Wet Conditions over ranking up Left-Handed and Firm Conditions to double circle. No gold stamina skills also sucks, and her power is low enough she might not be hitting maximum speed. And no S rank for track, distance or style.

>>535454693
But I kept shilling for like, 4 years?

>>535458212
the people who got the right finishing order made out like bandits

>>535458006
seethe about it, you didn't deserve them

>>535458018
Shit I had no idea. Thank you anon.

>>535458023
Really? I don't really have another miler option in my lineup, I guess I figured Suzuka would be good because she breezes through career so easily...

Most people probably won't see it too often but skin outbreak is probably the worst ailment in the entire game holy shit, I got it while fucking around and it completely tanked the run when the infirmary didn't clear it right away

>>535456559
Everyone is nice to Urara in general
This little shit is an eldritch horror in disguise
Someone as irritable as Orfe bends to her
>an absolute shitter and shouldn't be in tracen
>is in tracen
DO NOT TRUST THE PINK CREATURE

>>535458179
I can't wait for Ralkos to be poached by a top 10 club and ウマオオオオ drops outside top 100 without him. It will be their just desserts. Who knows how many /uma/ clubs they have ruined by poaching the carries?

Bros....Only ever gotten it one other time and it was with Urara...

>>535457481
>>535457332
Yeah, it all went downhill after that, zero rainbows in speed + zero rainbows during summer, also failed a 4% and got a don't overdo it so I got cold feet and started choosing bad rainbows to make sure I capped speed, even the skill I got are kinda shit.
Shit, I thought this was the one, I really fucked it up, back to the grinding I guess.

>>535458227
I haven't seen an SSR since the start of the game.

>>535458280
Ranking up skills does nothing for TT.

>>535458206
>I got so fucking angry at the horse I started doing random shit so she would keep failing and suffering.
This is what makes umas distrust their trainers.

>>535458304
>the right finishing order
godamn

>>535458387
only ever got it with rudolf
lucky fuck

Can anyone help me figure out what I can use to raise an ok debuffer? I know my account is dogshit

>>535457974
my body is a machine that turns coffee into smelly shits

im a bit retarded, even when looking at the gametora card comparison, ive no idea which one is better. everyone shills hishi always, but i'd think bourbon is better because of the hint frequency?
>t. have both, cant decide who to use

>>535458387
go fucking get it champ

>>535458574
*squints*
Sorry can't help you there

>>535458337
>This little shit is an eldritch horror in disguise
This is such a golshi thing to say. You have to go back.

>>535458406
She doesn't look that bad, you might get some wins off of just statmogging other people

>>535458000
are you fucking retarded? there are only TWO dirt specific umas in the entire game and one released three days ago. your dirt umas are typically turfs that you spark to dirt-A. you never run dirt races outside of these two umas because DIRT RACES FUCKING SUCK. they suck so bad that career has a special dirt-uma mechanic.

let's say you ran 10 careers of both urara and falcon to build them for TT. that's only 260-300 shoes. you'll burn through those dirts in under two weeks. how fucking shit are your umas that you are churning out that many urara/falcon runs? it's a fucking miler.

>>535458353
How long until I see this?

i dont get it, I thought goldshi week was till the 22nd, or are they talking about 1 day left for the URA scenario?

>>535458193
>what should I looke for to win my bets? Sure my uma musume skills can translate to real life somehow.
don't
>Is it the ones who are wild and cant control themselves during showoff that will win?
don't

or do, I'm not your dad

>>535457084
>Umasumi
Possibly not even a real club

>/uma/pyoi
/here/ but full of newfags

>Mambo (full)
/here/ but has dumbasses that reroll in mid-august (lmfao)

>HonseFunni (full)
Doesn't use /uma/

>umaggers (full)
/here/

>AlmondMilk (full)
Discord infestation

>UMASASHIMI (full)
Doesn't use /uma/ anymore

>UmaDash (full)
Not even a real club

>ウマオオオオ (Full)
Doesn't even use /uma/

>Clover (Full)
Literal random normie club thrown in the /uma/ club list

>Dacchis (Full)
Full of non-/uma/ users

>CloverClub (Full)
Literal random normie club thrown in the /uma/ club list

>Uma&Co (Full)
Full of discordfags + randoms

>Haythere (Full)
Not even a real club

>Calumet (Full)
/here/

>Glue em up (Full)
Full of vtuber fans

>Basashi (Full)
Discord AND reddit users

>/Uma/niki (Full)
/here/

>/Uma/ Club (Full)
Was once /here/ but doesn't use thread anymore

>AreUaBrick or AreUaGrass or Not Bricked or Bricked or Pick a name and stick with it retards (Full)
Completely consumed by scorefags

>/uma/dachi (Full)
/here/

>Bronzelord (Full)
Not even an /uma/ club

>AlmondLove (Full)
/here/

>/uma/ (Full)
Completely consumed by scorefags

>shortstack
/here/

>>535458006
I bet Israel did it!

Hello! I am from reddit and I decided to come here because I heard how friendly, intelligent, and cool people here are.
Can you guys give me an Uma wife?

>>535458387
>3P with King Halo guiding the innocent Urara how to please trainer's cock
someone make a doujin of this

>>535458673
Yeah, it's not THAT bad, I'm just frustrated about how everything went to shit so fast.
It is what it is I guess.

>>535458465
How could that be? It literally adds stats.

>>535458691
LMAOing @ the guy with an incomplete TT roster telling people who to behave in da club.

>they think the 4chan grubbers are going to leave the 4chan grub clan
luhmow
luhneigh even

>>535458613
Amazon has stamina bonus which is pretty big if you want some stamina from power training.
Also check their events/hints and what would you like better.

>>535458613
race bonus is minor, but adds up.
Only take Barbin if you're focus pilled

>>535458745
>sakuraniku missing
LMAOOOO

>>535458613
You take Hishi if you are just barely falling short of your stamina goals andor you need her end closer skills
You take Bourbon if you need more power and/or you need her front runner skills
Otherwise they are functionally identical, although Bourbon does have better events

>>535458801
How she looks at my penis