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>Game News (EN)
Current Rate Up: Curren Chan (3*), Yukino Bijin (SSR), (SSR), Nishino Flower (SR), Narita Taishin (3*), Yaeno Muteki (SSR), Zenno Rob Roy (SR)
Next Rate up: Smart Falcon (3*), Super Creek (SSR), Tazuna Hayakawa (SSR)
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Legend Race vs Sakura Bakushin O (Alt) and Biko Pegasus will be held on 8/7
LoH Long will be held on 8/12, Sapporo, 2600m, right, summer, sunny
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CM Classic will be held in September, Kyoto, 2000m, right, autumn, sunny

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Teio!

Digitan LOVE

How come the game expects you to run against S ranks?

I used my monthly tickets and got THE BEAST finally.

>>533846039 (OP)
foursome with all of them

did you roll?
are you building her for taurus if so?

>>533846059
yes

>Biwa has high wit due to her huge head

kino

goddamnit

>>533846230
yes
no I didn't get her

Nope, not rolling.
Waiting for the REAL Brian uma coming later this month.

I just wanted King Halo/Gold Ship dupes... legend/events aren't enough and I didn't want to spend statues...

I feel like i'm having an existential crisis, why are we wasting hours of our days grinding away on a hamster wheel for slightly better numbers, so we can grind on the hamster wheel more? I could be spending this time playing a new game or learning a new hobby or something, but I'm here doing the same career over and over hoping I get a 3* Stamina Maruzensky, all so I can do well in CM, just so I can play the hamster wheel more.

I like throwing the 50 paid carats out randomly, is this card any good or did I brick my luck for nothing?

>>533846354
good for the skills

>>533846354
great for parent runs, fantastic even
you will never use it on a race uma

>In an age where chatbots can explain probability and statistics to you
>Retards are still impulse spending 199 pulls without getting what they wanted to pull then watching it all get turned into clovers
Gambling habits nearly as bad as eastern africans'

>>533846191
Because you're the WT stand-in
Can almost beat the bastards

>>533846384
Ayabe when

>>533846230
yes
no, don't care about pvp I only collect umas for VN

>>533846354

lol, I did with Curren's banner but got another Oguri instead - got her up to 4 star with it too

So uhh, how many carats are we gonna get by the time the Maru banner drops?

>>533846354
looks good for medium

What's the difference between proffered position and hydrate? Aren't they the same thing functionally?

once I get 5 stars with an uma, what happens with the dupe stars?

>>533846531
lol
enjoy the accelerated banners

>>533846191
>>533846191
scriped loss that can be treated as a challenge like urara arima kinen

>>533846668
LAISU CHAN

CYGAAAAAAAAMES WHERE ARE MY FREE CARATS

I was promised gibs, where are they?

>>533846668
4 Ryan...

>>533846426
>>533846416
>>533846537
nice, thanks

>>533846505
nice

>>533846615
Honestly, there should be more art of Digitan like this.

Not gonna lie that was an impulse roll with me justifying it by wanting more goddess statues

Mayano Top Cun!

is there a welfare card with the new main story chapter?

>>533846642
w-we're just following jp schedule, you're brown!

>>533846668
>Trainee Exchange Pts 0 > 10
Seeing this makes me seethe.

>>533846668
>>533846801
what are the rates on trainees? is it still 0.5% to hit a banner and 3% to hit any 3*?

List of Reddit horses :
- Agnes Tachyon
- Haru Urara
- Gold Ship
- King Halo
- Mayano Top Gun (new entry on the list)

List of Discord horses :
- Rice Shower
- Nice Nature
- Sakura Bakushin O
- Tokai Teio
- Symboli Rudolf
- Special Week

Anyone seen posting, playing, or showing appreciation for any of the aforementioned will receive the "Faggot" epithet.

You HAVE listened to Mayano's song, right? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8PkF-MyoE9Q

SSR ticket any second now... aaaany second now...

>>533846615
get on the chair Digital and film us

>use my cleat exchnage SR tickets and a cheeky 10 pull on Taishin's banner
>get this
What the FUCK is this? Teio FUCK OFF

>>533846916
Fuck off retard.

>>533846980
you -- WILL -- play her in the upcoming CM

>>533846779
>>533846615
Thankfully this artist is very good at it.

>people are unironically still ritual posting around begging for shit
i dont get what you fags find so funny about this shit. guess im too old and not braindead enough yet

>>533846980
God I wish this was me...

With the lot amount of offbanner umas people are posting this banner keeps getting better and better

>>533846980

topkek

wtf are these ningens talking about bro

I wanted to roll for Taishin because I like the BNW group, but I cannot in good faith try for a girl that is B late surger/A end closer

>>533846980
Reminds me that I pulled right after the Biwa banner ended and got two of her big headed ass

>>533846364
>>533846615
>>533846779

>>533846980
Congrats on your new daughters

>enter the nikkei sho for the special missions with b stam and speed and swinging maestro
>7th place
>can't even use clock because it's not a career goal race

Cute

>>533846779
I agree

>>533846980
TEIO TEIO TEIO
TEIO TEIO TEIO
TEIO TEIO
TEI TEI OOOOOOOOO

Will there ever be a selector ticket for sale? I know about the “Spark Any Uma” banner which may or may not happen due to accelerated schedule. I just want all the OG Umas and I’ve been saving my selector so I don’t get screwed by dupes.

>just pulled McWaifu
>already have Oguri, Suzuka, Taiki, & Rudolf for meta
>ready to finally use selector for Maru since she is the last vaguely important honse left
>as soon as I do I know I will get her dupe next banner and be missing Rice

Goddamn it.

>>533847072
idk it puts a smile on my face

>Roll on new banner
>SSR gate
>duplicate Oguri
oh... ok :(

Post room

>>533847064
there is actually a lot of art with Digital being dom'd...

>>533846191
because you get literally unlimited tries and they take seconds. if you suck and can't figure out how to make an A that can luck into a win against an S even with unlimited tries, then get better and do it later.

Is Narita Taishin good for the Long slot in Team Trials?

>>533847137
No wonder she is permanently grumpy.

>>533846980
>Teio when Torena is about to roll for the new banner

>>533846549
Preferred position only activates if you're in the front half of the pack so you can get screwed if there's a ton of front runners and pace chasers, Hydrate should always activate as long as you're a pace chaser

>>533846980
gonna cry?

>>533847213
Trainer san will never leave the Mejiro mansion...

>>533846916
I'm bout to kick members with any of these umas on their profile, thanks

>>533847104
Its a shame we have an accelerated schedule with no carat adjustment, but at least we have the foresight to know not to brick ourselves on crap if we aren't retards.

>>>533846840
>Retard is a schizo who doesn't understand he's arguing against himself.
So they CAN adjust from IRL, but only when you decide.
I personally just don't want it to be a full on skill+wit check to win compared to everyone else.
Do you comprehend that?

>>533847268
she's good for mile

>>533847104
well it was in fact too good, jewgames never did it again

>>533847064
>opera getting cocky

>>533846980
HACHIMI HACHIMI HACHIMI

>>533847356
concession accepted that you can't comprehend the idea of a slippery slope

I'm going to wait to roll for the superior Narita Brian.

>>533847307
But it has not special clause. It just says mid race, just like hydrate.

>>533846668
You are so lucky dammit

>>533846980
don't resist it

>>533847137
>>533847271
Taishin school shooter arc when?

>>533847153
Her Unique and LV5 Skill makes her a very efficient End Runner though.
Slap Rudolf and Oguri's skill on top and she becomes a rocket.

>>533847430
>Slippery slope
Did you just learn that phrase, because you didn't say anything related to it.

>downloading BNW OVAs
>get Narita Taishin in one multi
Spooky

Hopefully she’s good

>>533846635
turn to clovers
>>533846814
chiketo (power)
>>533846895
uma and cards are 0.75% from after Kitasan, that includes this banner

Is there a chart with the gibs we can expect by certain banners based on the accelerated schedule?

Reminder to thank this old man for gracing us Mommy Creek

sniffing Grass Wonder's big sweaty butt
sniffing Tazuna's large sweet smelling butt

>>533846230
I think I rolled on this banner as much as I'm going to. Gotta save up for the next one, but good luck if you're still rolling!

>>533847424
Only Meisho is allowed to correct Ope!

So is she a rabbit or just really small, which still doesn't explain why her ears are huge.

>2*10 pulls
>get Taiki Shuttle
Not bad, I wanted a new sprinter. I hope she is a fun uma.

>>533846980
You arent allowed to pay attention to anyone but her Trainer-san.
Keeps your eyes only on her.

>seiun sky didn't give escape artist again
bricked...

I like Taishin's character story lads

What are you guys using for Taishin decks?

>faggots are STILL not fucking done watching all the anime content
Bet you zooming faggots been focusing on the fucking OVAs and Movie exclusively as well, ignoring the show because b-b-b-but its too long :(((

>>533847406
I already have a decent Daiwa for Mile though...
I don't want to use Gold Ship for Long!!!
When will the next Long attribute honse come?

>>533847558
>the cute anime game loosely follows the IRL horse stories
>OH YEAH THEN WHY DON'T THEY SHOW GRAPHIC DEATHS ON SCREEN FOR THE HORSES THAT DIED HUH!???!??
yeah you're totally not mentally retarded. When you say 2+2=3 and I correct you are you gonna start spamming "WHAT DID YOU JUST HEAR 4 FOR THE FIRST TIME TODAY? YOU SURE SEEM OBSESSED WITH 4"!!"
thanks for the laughs

About to race the doped up Taishin and Biwa, wishj me luck bros

>>533847234
Yes, at anniversaries.

>>533847449
any turn spent fixing her bad condition could have been the 100 in a good stat tho bwo

>>533846980
Welcome to the fold Teio-bro.

CM room, come test your Taishin, bring 3 uma
ID: 54942801

>>533847828
good luck bro

>>533847705
Why not both?

Not sure what to do. Im thinking about rolling on super creek but not sure if it's super worth(since I already got a 1*). I wish I had better speed SR's. I'd love to get Taishin I think she is pretty cute. Tamamo is my favorite so she is one of the few must roll banners for me(Machan, Sweep and Pokke are the others). I don't take pvp seriously but I do want to use my favorites and build them as strong as I can. I have around 24k gems so I can spark if I need to. I'll probably do one or two 10 rolls on Taishin.

>>533847705
she will get it too right after opera but softer

>>533847850
>Accelerated schedule means less selector tickets too
Fucking EOL this shit already and get it over with.

>>533847673
Forgot roll so far.

i want christmas costumes for all of BNW

>all these one shot 10 pull bros hitting
i would have rather had it happen on the curren banner but ill happily take an new hornse

she knows....

>>533847928
they are just going to rebrand our half anniversaries and give them out at the 4 month markers or whenever we hit it in the schedule

>>533847741
>teio is 150
>trainer-san has to crouch a bit, otherwise her entire kabedon wouldnt work
its the lil things
>>533847912
>the schizo dresses like a facist space nazi
adds up

They want me to be nice
Im going there for sex

>>533847971
>TP 100/100
???

Imagine how funny it would be if someone were to send a complaint to Cygames that the biggest Uma related subreddit is mostly filled with people talking about how gay all the characters are.

Uma for this feel? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AG_27cCW5bw

>>533847728
People really roll without being able to spark? Feels like a big chance to come up with nothing.

Why Winning Ticket isn't in Anime??!

>>533846818
>>533845420
Can op post their deck or anyone comment on this? I don't understand how you can get stats this high

Do I have to sacrifice someone to the devil to have a single good roll in this shitty gacha?
holy fuck... why can't I be the lucky guy for once...

rate the members of team Sirius

>>533847928
Are you mentally retarded? It means we get them faster. They didn't cancel Golden Week because it's not Golden Week right now, they just rebranded the same event for mid-august.
We're literally ahead of where JP was because we got 1500 carats for #1 on Steam and that wasn't on the JP schedule, drop this "accelerated schedule" crybaby meme.

>>533848036
gimme a TL;DR: so I can laugh over how retarded and pointless that video is or not

>>533847452
EN description is incorrect. You have to be in the first half of the pack.

>>533848125
you need more WIT

no, I don't mean the cards

Looking for club that actually fucking requests shoes. I have 99 million fans and my 5000 rank club doesn't request shoes, they only send them.
706605200447

>>533848057
You sound like you have a spreadsheet of your club.

>>533848125
retard

Newfag here, I've read that early on the career I need to raise the friendship with the support cards. If I see a good oportunity to do it but the stat that I need to train is not important for my current uma, do I still go for it or is it a waste of energy?

>>533847827
>WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA STOP CRITICIZING MY HYPERFIXATION
>Can smugly be pretentious for irrelevant factoids but brain dies to comprehending hyperbole for effect
Are you also a hoyo fanboy of the South Asian variety?

Like you're not even defending the difficulty of the races anymore, you're just autistically defending the entirety of the game for no reason.

>>533848001
she wouldn't report it to the authorities right? her friend will be expelled too

>>533848102
Old as fuck? St Lite

>>533848124
Because her voice is annoying.
And because they have their own OVAs.

Are either of the new cards worth a roll or two?

My wife prevailed, was very close though.

>>533848272
concession already accepted long ago lil bro, I'm just laughing at you

My first visit to the hot springs.

so narita taishin is just 'napolean syndrome' the horse?

>>533848205
But I already have enough shoes.

>>533848308
>image
holy fucking SEX

>>533847794
>its guts

How do people get such high stats? I see Umas posted here with 1000+ Speed and Power and 800-900 in almost every other stat. Meanwhile I get over 1000 speed but get around 600 Stamina and power while guts and wit are around 300

>>533848346
>I-i-i won!
whatever you want sweetie.

>>533847850
Hmm, I guess I’ll go ahead and use it on Maru then since the only one left I’ll care about is Rice but maybe I should wait for the Intelligent Bird banner in 5 days.

Fuck it I’ll wait. Thanks for the info anon

>>533848146
based Uptree shitting on the Stacies

>>533848242
you still go for it
the stats you train in junior year are like 15% of the total stats you end up training by the end of your career, i.e it doesn't matter
what matters most in terms of choosing which training to click on is upgrading the training area (besides levelling friendship), so if you have 2 umas on speed and 2 on guts you'd click speed not necessarily for the stats but because you want to level up speed training so that it's better later on when you get rainbows

>>533848272
it's weird how you just posted an entire list of random ad hominems that have nothing to do with what that guy just said and think it somehow counters them somehow. just shows you have no argument.

>>533848242
You just fix it later on. The tiny 15 speed you miss early on is fixed by the 100 speed during summer training in the 3rd year.

>>533848242
I’m still newish myself but I usually prioritize stats I need but if I’m in a situation where my energy is max, speed, stamina and power ha nothing and there’s 2-3+ on guts I’ll do it

>>533847912
man digital is so bullyable

>>533848227
less posting more training

LMAO sakuraniku actually went down in rank after adding 2 more trainers hahahahaha. we sitting in top 35 right now

when do we get that ssr ticket
pretty sure its behind schedule on gibs

What WIT cards should I go with if I'm doing a 3 Speed 3 Wit deck for BAKUSHIN?

When I fail to hit pity in the measly 10 days we get for the banner I'll finally be free.

>>533848350
Along with Inari and Tama

>>533848312
So this is the power of a Yamato Nadeshiko..

>>533848242
I'll consider it if it's 4+ umas (not the career supps) on a spot or if my training spots are all blank. It's a wasted click for stats but you're looking at 3-4 less clicks for rainbows later on.

>>533848308
When do we get this momm- I mean, horse?

Holy fuck the "fail to heal in the infirmary" mechanic is the biggest load of bullshit imaginable. Spent 6 (SIX) fucking turns trying to cure night owl, then slow metabolism, then slacker. I'm certain the game makes a roll at the start of a career to decide whether or not you're going to be bricked.

Starting at zero, would you be able to have pity by the time Christmas Oguri Cap is released?

>>533846230
I rolled
I sparked
I’m not thinking about Taurus

What was in her mouth?

>>533848116
I trust in the essence of gambling.

how could they forget Super Creek when they made this chart

Ok fag

>>533848469
yeah, when you failed to provide a valid argument and started spitting out playground insults instead the discussion ended. now I just get to laugh and watch how long into this thread you'll whine and cry over getting corrected on a simple fact last thread. I knew you were livid and screaming at your screen the moment you quoted a post from the last thread just to seethe at it without actually saying anything of meaning.

>>533847912
god i want to molest dream journey

>>533848423
Good parents (9* sparks with URA finals)
MLB deck
Extremely lucky career (early Charming event, lucky rainbow stat spread, lucky everything basically)

It's just luck + knowing what to do and when. And you more likely see anons bragging about their lucky breaks and not their another forgettable run x999.

>>533847705
some kind anon translated that last night

>>533848423
Good cards and good legacies, also autistic knowledge of the results of each events choices

>>533848312
>a gaijin outdoing japs in being japs

>>533848308
Umilf.

>>533848423
Cha-ching, baby.

>>533848308
This is a Japanese high schooler

>>533848083
They were already pushed into irrelevance when cygames went official in global. They even bitch and moan when you tackle real horse racing. But I guess uma is just a playtoy for them to consume.

>>533848423
you take risks

>the food event? YOLO +30 energy and gamble the debuff happening
>20% failure but 2 rainbows? lets fucking go
>Low mood? Kitasan will happen in the next 3 turns, trust the plan, gotta hit more friendships early
>New year raffle? fuck resting we are getting Carrot Steak for sure
>50% failure but 4 rainbows? we hit those

The horses you see are the ones that survived through rng and got all highrolls, thats how it is

I hate this game

>>533848513
indeed

>>533848581
The sheer amount of rng bullshit that can immediately brick your run is insane. Makes me think about quitting sometimes.

>>533848423
You have to spend a bunch of money for MLB support cards

>>533848503
>not actually pointing out said ad hominems without showing you even understand the argument
That's called a fallacy fallacy. Sucking your own dick isn't a counterargument when it's used to evade any actual argument.

>linking to /v/
go back and fucking STAY THERE

>>533848649
>vagina bones
SEEEEEXXXXXX

>>533848242
If you're new and not using a strong cards deck then it can be really difficult to max friendship fast. Most decks run cards that have stats that increase their initial friendship gauge, making it much easier to max them soon.
However there is a limit where you need to focus on facility improvements where possible.
I'd say 2 trainees below orange on a facility you'll be using a lot is worth more than 3 or 4 on something like guts. Take the director and reporter out of your equations as well they don't count.

Skill hints can change this if you know a card has something very good you want but in general you can ignore most 3-4 guts placings.
Also if your support card spread is dogshit (or they decided not to show up) you can usually just go for recreation early

I broke and did two 10 pulls. I got Spe and Rice in the first one when I didn't have either and Taishin in the second.

>>533848712
RICE WHATEVER YOU DO DON'T TURN AROUND

>>533848807
>>the food event? YOLO +30 energy and gamble the debuff happening
>>20% failure but 2 rainbows? lets fucking go
>>Low mood? Kitasan will happen in the next 3 turns, trust the plan, gotta hit more friendships early
>>New year raffle? fuck resting we are getting Carrot Steak for sure
>>50% failure but 4 rainbows? we hit those
Doesn't everyone do all of these?

>>533848648
Eh?
Gold City is romance?

>>533848775
She's actually one of the retired hags unlike Maruzensky who's cosplaying as a 17 year old school girl.

>>533848581
If I fail it once I just accept the run is glued and pivot for spark farming.

>>533848521
Meine Pferdefrau

>>533848423
They used the best support card in the game. The credit card.

narita taishin literally treats you like scum, why did you roll?

>>533848839
>OH NO I DON'T HAVE AN ARGUMENT I NEED TO ACCUSE THEM OF BEING FROM SEA
>OH NO THEY CALLED OUT MY AD HOMINEMS BETTER PRETEND I DIDN'T MAKE ANY

>>533848732
Why is she always cumming? That poor thing must be exhausted and horny all the time.

>>533848782
>this new thing is just a playtoy for zoomer to consume
no fucking shit sherlock. also dont reply to bait

>533848083
>trying to stir shit up again
>6AM
big early innit?

>>533848668
>Y-you're just doing playground insults!
>Insults back and tries to constantly have the last word
>Fact he doesn't address
uhuh.

>>533848384
Voiced by Mamiko Noto.

>>533848578
10th scenario

>>533848913
>Why should Rice turn around, onee-sama?

>>533848581
when you fail infirmary, your run goes from PvP viable to Spark Farming and you start grabbing G1s and skills to pass on. Don't sweat about it.
My best parent was supposed to be a CM Maruzensky and i hit the 3* Stam spark at the end

>>533849004
She cums when she gets touched by an uma

>>533848902
Bwo we can see how many pulls you did...

>>533848242
How newfag are you account wise?
This is important.

HOLY FUCK CARROT GAIN IS SO SLOW UNLESS THEYRE THROWING OUT FREEBIES

twitter normies keep calling the game super generous but it feels like they HAVE To do freebies because if you didn't have them you'd average like 95 carrots a day

>>533849036
it's funny how hypocritical this comment is. you know everyone here can see which of the two of us started seething and replied to a post from the last thread because they couldn't stand not having the last comment? because it wasn't me.

>>533849043
So eight years from now.

>>533849043
>awful with names, so I google it
>ton of literal who shit I don't care about or never heard about
okay

DONT PULL FOR NARITA
YOU HAVE TO SAVE FOR SUPER CREEK AND SEIUN SKY
DO EXACTLY AS I DO OR YOURE PLAYING THE GAME WRONG

if I see one more fucking screenshot from somebody's Narita Taishin career I'm quitting the fucking game. Fuck you Cygames.

>>533848204
>>533848228
Very helpful thanks

>>533849059
PvP horses skip G1 races? What about skill points? Or do people just focus on a few gold skills and ignore rest (low gains)?

what's a good deck for air groove? I always end up with a shit one that's got like Ds in every stat by the time of the 2nd inspiration.

>>533849004
>>533849083
Poor Digitan...

>>533849048
MEISHO AND OPE-SAN ARE HAVING INTENSE LESBIAN SEX BEHIND YOU AND IF YOU MOVE OUT OF THE WAY THE JANNIES WILL ERASE THEM FROM EXISTANCE

>>533849114
Goldshi week is gonna give around 5k.

>>533849175
Kill yourself fucking tourist, holy shit.

>>533848996
>Get extremely mad and doesn't consider this is an example of an extremely hostile fanboy.
>proceeds to be an extremely hostile fanboy of possible SEA origin
You're fucking stupid man.

In fact, do you even know what I was talking about anymore?

>>533849263
Team races arent actually "i win" pvp, youre graded on skill usage and such.

>>533849114
It's "generous" because of the freebies
But you make effectively nothing outside of those. I prefer priconne's method where you're given jims at a regular rate rather than relying solely on freebie gibs from cygames.

>>533849114
We have Clairvoyance EX, have a plan and some self control, accept you can't get everything you want.

I'd rather not be perpetually 4 years behind,. If I had to wait 4 years after seeing an Uma who looks cool in JP I'd lose all motivation to play.

>>533849210
:)

If I already have super creek and tazuna then the banner is a skip, right?

Host it

All hope is lost...

>>533849187
>SEIUN SKY
No. What little I've seen of her in various careers, I don't like her.

>>533849445
Doesnt matter.
Meta.
Roll for meta.
Now.

>>533849187
Blew everything all over Kitasan. I have nothing left to give.

thoughts?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3ra7v7585g

Stakes?

>>533849442
Taishin, you might as well put a gun to my head...

>>533849441
SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU STUPID NIGGER AND HOST IT YOURSELF WHEN YOURE SO DESPERATE YOU NEET CUNT

>>533849386
You haven't actually posted a single thing of merit this entire thread, you just started seething when you replied to a post from last thread, and now you're worried I'm the one that doesn't know lol? 2+2 is still 4 lil bro.

>>533849306
>uncovered ears
FUCKING SLUT
>>533849314
If you say so!

>>533849114
its better this way
theres no FOMO, daily carat gain is ass. You can skip playing some days and resume like nothing happened. As long as you dont have an autistic club leader monitoring your fan income.

/uma/ has a slot open if there’s anyone out there still looking for a club

>>533849187
I will roll for intelligent birb

>>533848807
>you take risks
>>New year raffle? fuck resting we are getting Carrot Steak for sure
That isn't even taking a risk, that is preparing for the nearly guaranteed +20 energy from the raffle

>>533849529
Stakes: Hopeless
Goal: Incomplete
Horse: Glue

>>533849306
BRO

>>533849156
>Everyone
Appeal to popularity by trying to pretend your discord friends are remotely intelligent~
>can see which of the two of us started seething
Conjecture because you never actually address the original argument.
>because they couldn't stand not having the last comment?
Omission of context it was on page 10

God you're bad at this.

>fails 3 maiden races
>over 7 mood downs by the end of the career
>but wait
>still somehow manages to win almost every important g1
>gets EVERY important skill hint from every support
>ONE FUCKING WHITE SPARK
This game keeps kicking me in the fucking balls, getting my hopes up, then kicking me in the balls again I want off maruzens wild ride

umas mom's are on demand

>>533849505
I'm not rolling meta after Kitasan. From now on I'm rolling who I like.

>>533849004
Don't worry, she likes that

>>533849442
someone edit taishin's face onto this

I wish my Golshi wasn't a lobotomite

>>533849631
damn bro you must go crazy on reddit, they love all these "UHH ACKTUALLY" comments that don't actually add anything

weren't we supposed to get an SSR ticket or something or was that another /uma/ gaslight

Nobody has finished Narita Taishin's career because it has an impossible objective...

>Narita Taishin has Hopeless Stakes goal

literally impossible

time to finally see if she lives up to /uma/ hype

>>533849546
>Muh merit
Then what makes your defense then?
Pretentious dogshit trying to insult literally nothing?
>2+2 is still 4 lil bro.
Aren't you supposed to be a different person?

>>533849114
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 90% OF CARAT INCOME BEING FREEBIES IS BAD I WANT MY ACCOUNT TO BE BRICKED IF I DON'T PLAY 3+ HOURS A DAY

>>533849731
Kek, imagine being another uma and finding out Digital's secret...
just slide your hand across her lower back just before the race starts and she'll not be able to race...

>>533849014
Not gonna mention the obvious shit stirrer?
>>533848308
Old hags erotic

Sakuraniku's club leader is from SEA

>>533849505
>>533849720
Show me the future banner again so I can decide on what to roll for.

>>533848961
>>533849059
Yeah, that's what I ended up doing and somehow still ended up with 1100/600/600/--/600, but I failed to get a Swinging Maestro hint and got a 2* guts with terrible skills...

>>533849864
I told you a long time ago I'm just laughing at how long you'll desperately try and get the last word on a conversation that ended last thread when I accepted your concession that you didn't know what you were saying

>>533849804
>Objective: Survive

>>533849529
HOPELESS

>>533849826
just did a run with her

>7 gorillion mood drops from failing 7% training checks
>lost every single g1 she should
>somehow won ura

top cunt

Why are low % failure chance trainings rigged to fail?

>>533849881
>mom I posted it again XD

CM room NOW, 3 uma
ID: 55514166

>>533849826
Her career is a teaser for an upcoming Narita Brian banner.

>>533850040
Xcom rules

>>533849887
she would explode

>used up all of my borrows
>still want to play
I'll miss the carefully crafted 3*/6*/9*'s everybody else has, time to raw dog it with my umas

>>533850078

>trainer's cup

>>533850006
Is it even possible to fail hopeful stakes with Ogurin? Like bro just train first.

>>533849952
https://honse.moe/timeline
Everything after the end of August is an estimate but it should be relatively close.

>you can race against a jobber Eishin and Ayabe in Winning Ticket's story
That's cool

>>533849873
Retard.

>>533848102
What happened to samson big?

>>533849742
>If I try to call you a hypocrite, it's based and 4chanpilled
>If they reply back with the same tactics, it's reddit
lmao
Also the mobile games reddit is filled to the brim with people like you, don't lie.

is the ticket story card remotely decent

>>533849306
ohnonono doto's not gonna like this

Fucking sucks man. No way in hell am I going to get the kind of trained umas by tonight to boost my score that much.
I don't even know what I'd have to do to accomplish that.

>>533848712
Can you catbox the raw version

>>533849114
This is a good thing idiot. Do you want to have to be a slave and log in to play hours every day to keep up? This is a perfect game for playing when you actually want to play, because if you take a break you lose very little. No limited banners, and most income is passive. It's a great thing.

>>533850108
That's the real way to play. Built my first 8* and 9* like that.

TICKEZO CUTE

>>533848782
I'm surprised Cygames didn't take it over. It's just a brand risk.

>>533849774
Just another thing JP got that global will not.

>>533849968
>I'm laughing by all cap screaming and insulting you
>Still trying to pretend it wasn't just on page 10
alright.

Not what I was expecting after seeing her in Cinderella Gray, haha...

so what do we think about using the playtime's over stack on goldship? isnt it kinda useless since she's meant to be an end closer?

>>533850249
It's pretty good for late surgers, though the gold skill is worse than the one the guts Ticketzo has.

she finna do it again

>>533850412
SPE-CHAN!

>>533849297
Did ryan just fucking fist her?

>>533848986
Thats my fetish

>>533850324
https://files.catbox.moe/7enwlp.jpg
no need to thank me

>>533850040
3%?
Dont you dare touch it.
30%?
Ez

>>533848242
All stats are useful (to a point). No training is wasted, especially early on.

>>533850381
Owari da.

>>533850532
How do we not have 5 dozen Bakushin jukebox memes yet?

>>533850571
full?

>>533850563
did you draw this anon?
very hot
>>533850598
nyo, she just touched her thights

>>533850324
NTA, didn't know if you meant the raw original version or the one without Rice but you can have both.
https://files.catbox.moe/vto9wq.png
https://files.catbox.moe/wu6v0u.png

Is this good?

>>533850212
I wouldn't know what the reddit is filled to the brim with because I don't go there, you just implied you're there all the time which fits perfectly with how you talk.
>>533850414
it's unironically hilarious that you're seriously trying to pull the "THE POST WAS ON PAGE 10 WHEN I SPAZZED OUT AND KEPT POSTING FILLER COMMENTS SO ITS PERFECTLY NORMAL!!". Every new cope you make is funnier, thank you for the entertainment.

>>533850607
fuk u rudolf

sakuraniku sucks. all you top earners are free to join CUMA

>>533850607
Based.

>>533850810
nope, give her to me, I'll take it

KINO

Is narita taishin supposed to be a hard to tame horse or just tsundere?

Should I roll on the super creek support card banner, if I have mlb 2?

>>533850078
i demand a refund

>>533850563
How am I supposed to self insert when the dude had a hosecock?

>>533849527
Samba posting outside of mogra? And it is an Arima Kinen remix? I like it!

>>533850563
is not her first time?

why are you niggas rolling on taishin when the super creek banner is just around the corner

what did super creek mean by this?

>>533850886
Winning Ticket... le won...?

>>533850982
If you want to.

>>533850886
the main story sold me more on narita taishin than winning ticket

>get unit
>But its not the real unit until you roll several dozen dupes of them
What

D'aaaarby

Wait, is Open League B or B+ cap? im having a hard time remembering what they capped it at.

What makes Seiyun good? Is it because of her unique skill being good on front/pace runners?

>>533850571
damn she got covid

Sex with Marusexy

>>533850886
Derby Ticket!

>>533850886
She truly was a winning ticket.

If you can't beat Satsuki Sho Shock with your CM team runners its literally over for you and your account is bricked

>>533851168
What?

>>533851168
this doesnt happen

>>533851168
Shitty isn't it?

>>533851102
Super Creek considers anything smaller than her to be her child

>>533851168
You only need 31 copies of that 1* to make her usable.

>>533850809
Thanks

Wait hold now that I look at them back to back, the translations literally don't match. Like the boxed text is the same in the Chinese version and gets translated into different things wtf

>>533850813
>Pretending reddit is a private board that can't be looked at without a login....unless you're a phone spam user spamming from a VPN.
>"Filler comments" as if you just mindlessly spam shill slop

Quite interesting.
Do address what was the original conversation tho. You have the grey matter for that, right?

>>533851202
A+ cap.
It's to stop S ranks from leviathans appearing

>>533849187
sorry meta-kun, im rolling for top cunny wife in 3 weeks

>>533851082
gambling addicts gotta addict

mambo mambo

>>533851227
you put zero effort into that one kaichou

>>533851168
this isn't genshin where you have major parts of the kit locked off even on max rarity units. the most you need to unlock is a mildly stronger ult, and the characters you need "dozens of dupes of" to unlock that on are the minimum rarity so you'll get dozens of them the 1st banner you go in on.

>>533850769
why doesn't she just sing it herself

>>533850563
Very Nice, Nature.

Hope this.

>>533850563
uwah

>>533851202
>>533851304
It's B.
JP raised it to A+ later.

>>533851279
>anon learns what synonyms are

>>533851287
Are we posting cows now?

VNs with a character like Narita Taishin?

How small is Taishin?

holyfucking shit this shit is criminal
what in the fuck

>>533851279
>The Cuma anon doesn't know how to translate
Grim...

>>533851302
>grey matter
yeah this is reddit lol

This is your average uma in CM, if you can't come close then it's best you stick to the lower league.

>>533851421
not the flex you think it is newfag

When does the star piece story refresh inventory?

>>533851546
ToT

>>533850209
they acquired samson big's rights from whoever has them(?) for the star blossom manga as a rival to laurel
but there's literally no public knowledge as to what the horse's fate was after his racing career (did he die early, become a riding horse, sits on an obscure farm in peace or the grimdark option, did he actually get pet food/glue factoried like ferdinand before people started actually showing some more care towards retired horses)

>>533850305
Do one TT at the top option.
Look at full race details at the end.
Check which uma are on the lower end for points.
Choose different uma for the distance, or ones that you know you can get 10+ skills and 1200 speed, min stam, good power, and the highest level of wit you can.
Test team again and reassess after making 3 new umas in different lanes.
Keep refreshing TP and RP into the morning hours and make sure you get 115k+ per lane, winning or losing with the highest winstreak you can. And you still wouldn't make the cutoff.
TLDR; It's not worth it, focus on sparks and Taurus and get back into class six next week when you have 7*X chances of umas to add to your roster while doing the same thing said above.

She truly was the... Winning Ticket™...

>>533848781
I was expecting her to be merciless emo but she turns out to be just a gambler ojisan, I feel robbed...

>>533851082
Because I won't have enough to guarantee a spark on SC and I still need some honses

>>533851397
The 'bakushin song' on the jukebox is actually just turning the thing off to allow you to hear the BAKUSHIN ever echoing across the school halls

Would she believe it if I told her my cum would help?

>>533851590
>witlet
Should I be scared?

>>533851550
it's called playing the game. why do you need to upgrade before you've even played the game?

>>533851550
Wtf? That race is playable in like every career, I got 148 of those.

CM testing
75849973

What's the relationship between these two in game?

based whale in my friends list already has the yaeno muteki card maxed out
time to farm sparks

>>533851515
yes sir, this is the cows general

So when is the next Creek after this one?

>>533851279
MTLed...

>>533851543
The Maiden Rape Assault - Violent Semen Inferno

I'm assuming BNW was a real thing in real life?

>>533851279
with languages that are vastly different from each other, there are usually multiple valid translations of a single phrase depending on context or just even intonation. all of these are fine translations for that phrase, and varying them actually makes sense since she's saying so many things anyway.

I happen to be rather fond of bananas.
It would be very nice if there were an uma who was fond of bananas as well.
You wouldn't happen to know of any? And, perchance, to have cute images of said uma at your disposal?

>>533851598
Imagine hopegating.

>>533846230
Yes!
>>533846250
I didn't notice their stats, my winning ticket just won it all.
700/650/1150/350/350

>>533851082
Because they want Taishin???

Is Oguri Cap the most reddit horse of them all?

>>533851754
she'd call you an idiot and then give you the best head of your life.

>>533851082
because i am desperately in need of umas (haven't tried for any banner uma yet) and i'll spend to mlb creek anyway

>>533851550
How do you not have a million of those? Hopeful stakes is a medium turf race, literally the most common affinity combination in the game. You can run it on like 70% of the cast.

>>533847932
>>533847965
fuck you

STOP POSTING YOUR FUCKING ROLLS I NEED TO SAVE FOR SUPER CREEK BANNER

When picking legacies, how do I decide between a 9* speed/stam/power parent?

>skip
>skip
>skip
>skip
thanks for the carats or whatever

>>533851515
This is a japanese horse

>>533851279
coomers when someone translates "it'ssofuckingdeep" the wrong way

THE BIG CUMS

>>533851376
King and Ryan are downright awful to play compared to the other one stars.

>>533851567
>Anything above 6th grade English is reddit
You'd call peak goon years Something Awful reddit.
Regardless, where is addressing of the outer brain a meme?
Can you give me an example?

>>533851841
Yeah. Each won one of the triple classic crown races. Taishin won Satsuki Sho, Tickezo won the Derby, and Biwa won the Kikuka Sho. They all raced together.

>>533852098
Uma musume is a racing game, not a sauna game, not a bodybuilding game. Speed every time.

is it worth buying another copy of the winning ticket SSR?

I already have a MLB helios SR

>>533852154
>1% fail
don't do it

>>533852014
she's ass and there's literally no way anyone could possibly like her. she's a massive bitch and she dresses like a hobo

>>533848626
uhh what is that symbol on her ear accessory...

>>533852180
damn look at all that reddit

WE FUCKING DID IT SPE BROS

>>533850809
chat is this rizz

World Flipper crossover event when

>>533852098
speed is the easiest stat to get, followed by power since you get power as a secondary stat from training speed.

ergo, you should take stam on your legacies unless you have a specific need for something else

>>533851421
The stakes? Hopeful

>>533851397
She actually does sing Bakushin while Bakushinning through the halls in Season 3.
It's just funnier if it has a fully composed version blasting.
>>533852129
>Coomers
Why are you even on 4chan?

>>533852248
>no swinging maestro
bricked

>>533851796
>>533852119
Looks like a cow to me.

>>533852248
What the FUCK is that

WHY is it that haughty, arrogant, and narcissistic umas are so WEAK to aggression?

is this worth the suffering of bringing a guts card in parent runs?

>>533852248
>whale
I'm supposed impressed?

git gud

>>533852248
>no left-handed
>no fall runner
>witlet
Glue I'm afraid

SHES SO CUTE

>>533852375
1200 stamina+corner recovery is more than enough to tank all debuffs on an end closer.

>>533852248
Is this possible with 3 spd 3 stam?

>>533852425
The unsinkable battleship

>>533852248
>uma stan + lucky seven

>>533852471
you CAN clear career with only 5 support cards, right anon?

>>533852267
Answer the question.

>>533851279
>>533851864
Reminds me of picrelated

>>533851279
Slop fit for trannylations lmao
>>533852487
>>whale
Esp with int that low. Whales back then already had S-rank horses.

What card setup do you guys use? I've been sticking to 4spd with 2 pow/stam for everything but I have no idea wtf I'm doing

>>533852248
>turf A
bricked
>>533852651
yes but hitting 600/600/600 is a different story

>>533852487
That guy managed to trigger all 4 meta unique skills AND medium S during inspiration so it is pretty impressive how lucky he got

>>533852248

with 1200 stamina he doesnt even need that many recovery skills

The day's almost over bros, why does tomorrow have to be so much less marvelous?

>>533852248
look at that pige nigger

>>533852652
I accepted you concession when you failed to reply back in the last thread, you've just been seething and demanding the last word since then while I laugh and see if I can get you to be my puppet until the next thread too.

>>533847945
I want this so bad
Also swimsuit.

>>533852790
I want to suckle on Daiwa's massive daiwas...

>>533852825
nyooo daiwa scarlet...

Stop posting cows or I'll molest you.

>>533852471
No? They're supposed to just give you sparks not PvP esports ready whores
>>533852747
Turf only slightly increases power which sometimes has an added benefit of gassing your horse too early.

>>533852270
SPE-CHAN

teio teio teio!

STOP STEALING MY FUCKING ENERGY YOU BITCH

>>533850209
He supposedly disappeared when he was being transported to his retirement farm. He might've run away, been stolen, or gotten actually glue'd.

>>533851693
>one
A sample size of one is nowhere near enough to know for sure. Sometimes an uma just gets screwed, even as a front runner.
And I do know one of my big issues, medium runners. I just can't seem to hit an ideal stamina and getting enough speed/power.

>>533852796
>go back to work tomorrow
>gotta deal with dozens of patients who didnt go to urgent care over the weekend
I just want to travel around and watch more horse racing…

>>533853013
He got the Animal Farm horse retirement package

>>533852576
Being smothered by Hishi Akebono's boobs while I'm balls deep inside of her

>>533853009
I'm running her and Goldship SSR randomly shows up to fuck off with my energy too, goddamnit.

>>533849581
And brown horse wife

>>533851780
What's so special about this card?

owen wilson, we got a spot saved for you in top 35. free yourself and apply. you know who we are. sakuraniku is a sinking ship

pleast stop posting daiwas...

>>533852248
If that thing shows up in my lobby, I'm uninstalling the game.

oh fuck I accidentally brought my mcqueen that failed hopeless stakes into the main story race

Gold city is really cute. Is she any good? I know she's up to 3 alts by now. Help me JP chads

>>533852912
Mmmm, nyo...

>>533853270
Nothing really, it was also being shilled back then but we were all dumb for running power cards.

love this cute donkey

>>533853270
all the good skills

>>533853201
we need playable loli alts

How the fuck do I win a single Long race in team trials? I've done like 30 races and lost every single one. My Long Umas for reference. Which one should I use to finally clear the new player quest?

>>533853270
Good for parent,shit for runner.

>>533847868
you could see the good stat before you hit infirmary

Does anyone have the image of daiwa scarlet where she's holding a hand drawn crayon picture of her having a family and kids with trainer?

>>533852568
> fall runner
Speaking of witlets

CM before I have to wake up in 6 hours to wagie
53067829

>>533853538
you really just need to train for more stamina

>>533853079
>dozens of patients who didnt go to urgent care over this weekend
Looks like they were a little too 'patient' when it comes to visitng the hospital.

>>533853634
N-no... my umas...

is she ready for chanmi? :D

>>533853654
How much stamina is enough? Are Maya and Gold Ship really not enough?

If only Spe had given me her blue skill this would have been exceptional.

>>533853538
honestly your golshi is good enough that you should eventually win a race just by rng

>>533853393
>>533853420
I swear to FUCK

>>533846640
Chiyo Chiyo Chiyo Chiyono O

AIEEEE RALKOS MY SUPERCREEK WHAT THE FUCK

Of course this happens when fujin refuses to give me PO

>>533853590
this one?

>>533853564
do trannies like doto because she's a fragile character? is that why?

>>533853679
She got to run in the graded bracket.
And for that she should be very proud.

>>533853815
that one, thank you

>>533853824
Spe your first mom is dead.....

>>533853836
everyone loves doto because she has huge fucking tits

>>533853824
>>533853894
spe chan secret third mom lore

>>533851659
Reminder that Orfevre gets jealous easily and claims you as her property

>>533853408
Why would agnese, a japanese horse, have a US job application form?

>>533853958
name two umas that is not possessive of their trainer.

>>533853836
Just happens from being associated with Opera. I don't why they're so fixated to Ryuji Wada the horse though.

>>533853538
Your stamina is WAY too low on all of them. Goldshi is the best there, but not by much.
>>533853489
>>533853575
Ah I see. Looks like for a Spe when I can finally get some parentage for her going. I'm still failing to get a decent Rudolf to use for King as it is

>>533853824
My heart can’t take this much sweetness

>>533853873
so uma musume was stamina game all along?

>>533853873
>1200 speed 1000 stamina 1000 wit
very reasonable statline.

>>533853873
This is kinda redundant because to win career you still need like 700 speed

>>533854085
haru urara
matikanefukukitaru

>>533854085
Spe and Shakur?

Why is narita evil now?

Why does she walk like that

>>533853958
But my human rights...

>>533853873
>4 gold recoveries
Y-yeah

>>533853538
I shoot for a bare minimum of 700 stamina on long umas otherwise you're leaving it down to a gamble

>>533854232
autism

>>533851779
they're bitter rivals in fenomeno's story but past careers never get updated to add new characters

Have all the CM testers gone to bed?
53067829

>>533852248
If your horses don't look like this, heed the warning. You will be receiving 0 (zero) carats if you think you can just walz in with your average A rank uma with the "well she has enough stamina and is decent in medium races, it'll be fine".

Breh...

Why is she so underrated

name 3 horses

>>533854167
>he thinks people can lose in career

>>533854138
>>533853769
Okay thanks I was using the other two and Golshi finally did it for me. I didn't realize the minor Stamina diff made a huge difference.

What's the CM race again?
I wanna take a break from spark farming

>>533854159
I'm so going to use my selector on this cutie, I miss my JP special week.

>>533854159
Last screenshot but her ending was really amazing and cute.

time to leave Sakuraniku Owen. we could use you and you could use a few extra karats.

>>533854232
sex