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>>533830031>Game News (EN)Current Rate Up: Curren Chan (3*), Yukino Bijin (SSR), (SSR), Nishino Flower (SR), Narita Taishin (3*), Yaeno Muteki (SSR), Zenno Rob Roy (SR)
Next Rate up: Smart Falcon (3*), Super Creek (SSR), Tazuna Hayakawa (SSR)
8/7 - 8/22: Golshi Week Celebration
8/17 - 8/27: CM Taurus Cup - Tokyo 2400m, left, spring, sunny, firm
8/21 - 8/30: Legend Race
8/28 - 9/10: Story Event
Timeline: https://honse.moe/timeline
>Game News (JP)Current Rate Up: Satono Crown (Alt 3*), Cheval Grand (Alt 3*), Win Variation (SSR), Duramente (SSR)
Legend Race vs Sakura Bakushin O (Alt) and Biko Pegasus will be held on 8/7
LoH Long will be held on 8/12, Sapporo, 2600m, right, summer, sunny
Pakalive Vol. 56 4.5th anniversary stream on 8/22
CM Classic will be held in September, Kyoto, 2000m, right, autumn, sunny
>IP NewsUmamusume 6th Live Event Autumn Leg will be held on 10/18-19
https://umamusume.jp/contents/event/tnf6th-autumn/
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Game database
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A basic guide for newfags
https://rentry.org/umaglobal
Find networks if your region is blocked from the game or client
https://www.umavpn.top/
Seiyuu & Concerts
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Umamusume Global Reference Document
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>tfw waiting for the Aug 11 to start playing so I can reroll for Super Creek after missing out on Kitasan
How come the game expects you to run against S ranks?
I used my monthly tickets and got THE BEAST finally.
>he doesn't believe in Sundayman
>>533846039 (OP)foursome with all of them
did you roll?
are you building her for taurus if so?
>Biwa has high wit due to her huge head
kino
>>533846230yes
no I didn't get her
Nope, not rolling.
Waiting for the REAL Brian uma coming later this month.
I just wanted King Halo/Gold Ship dupes... legend/events aren't enough and I didn't want to spend statues...
I feel like i'm having an existential crisis, why are we wasting hours of our days grinding away on a hamster wheel for slightly better numbers, so we can grind on the hamster wheel more? I could be spending this time playing a new game or learning a new hobby or something, but I'm here doing the same career over and over hoping I get a 3* Stamina Maruzensky, all so I can do well in CM, just so I can play the hamster wheel more.
I like throwing the 50 paid carats out randomly, is this card any good or did I brick my luck for nothing?
>>533846354good for the skills
>>533846354great for parent runs, fantastic even
you will never use it on a race uma
>In an age where chatbots can explain probability and statistics to you
>Retards are still impulse spending 199 pulls without getting what they wanted to pull then watching it all get turned into clovers
Gambling habits nearly as bad as eastern africans'
>>533846191Because you're the WT stand-in
Can almost beat the bastards
>>533846230yes
no, don't care about pvp I only collect umas for VN
>>533846354lol, I did with Curren's banner but got another Oguri instead - got her up to 4 star with it too
So uhh, how many carats are we gonna get by the time the Maru banner drops?
>>533846354looks good for medium
What's the difference between proffered position and hydrate? Aren't they the same thing functionally?
once I get 5 stars with an uma, what happens with the dupe stars?
>>533846531lol
enjoy the accelerated banners
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>>533846191>>533846191scriped loss that can be treated as a challenge like urara arima kinen
CYGAAAAAAAAMES WHERE ARE MY FREE CARATS
I was promised gibs, where are they?
>>533846615Honestly, there should be more art of Digitan like this.
Not gonna lie that was an impulse roll with me justifying it by wanting more goddess statues
is there a welfare card with the new main story chapter?
>>533846642w-we're just following jp schedule, you're brown!
>>533846668>Trainee Exchange Pts 0 > 10Seeing this makes me seethe.
>>533846668>>533846801what are the rates on trainees? is it still 0.5% to hit a banner and 3% to hit any 3*?
List of Reddit horses :
- Agnes Tachyon
- Haru Urara
- Gold Ship
- King Halo
- Mayano Top Gun (new entry on the list)
List of Discord horses :
- Rice Shower
- Nice Nature
- Sakura Bakushin O
- Tokai Teio
- Symboli Rudolf
- Special Week
Anyone seen posting, playing, or showing appreciation for any of the aforementioned will receive the "Faggot" epithet.
You HAVE listened to Mayano's song, right? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8PkF-MyoE9Q
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SSR ticket any second now... aaaany second now...
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>>533846615get on the chair Digital and film us
>use my cleat exchnage SR tickets and a cheeky 10 pull on Taishin's banner
>get this
What the FUCK is this? Teio FUCK OFF
>>533846916Fuck off retard.
>>533846980you -- WILL -- play her in the upcoming CM
>>533846779>>533846615Thankfully this artist is very good at it.
>people are unironically still ritual posting around begging for shit
i dont get what you fags find so funny about this shit. guess im too old and not braindead enough yet
>>533846980God I wish this was me...
With the lot amount of offbanner umas people are posting this banner keeps getting better and better
wtf are these ningens talking about bro
I wanted to roll for Taishin because I like the BNW group, but I cannot in good faith try for a girl that is B late surger/A end closer
>>533846980Reminds me that I pulled right after the Biwa banner ended and got two of her big headed ass
>>533846980Congrats on your new daughters
>enter the nikkei sho for the special missions with b stam and speed and swinging maestro
>7th place
>can't even use clock because it's not a career goal race
>>533846980TEIO TEIO TEIO
TEIO TEIO TEIO
TEIO TEIO
TEI TEI OOOOOOOOO
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Will there ever be a selector ticket for sale? I know about the โSpark Any Umaโ banner which may or may not happen due to accelerated schedule. I just want all the OG Umas and Iโve been saving my selector so I donโt get screwed by dupes.
>just pulled McWaifu
>already have Oguri, Suzuka, Taiki, & Rudolf for meta
>ready to finally use selector for Maru since she is the last vaguely important honse left
>as soon as I do I know I will get her dupe next banner and be missing Rice
Goddamn it.
>>533847072idk it puts a smile on my face
>Roll on new banner
>SSR gate
>duplicate Oguri
oh... ok :(
>>533847064there is actually a lot of art with Digital being dom'd...
>>533846191because you get literally unlimited tries and they take seconds. if you suck and can't figure out how to make an A that can luck into a win against an S even with unlimited tries, then get better and do it later.
Is Narita Taishin good for the Long slot in Team Trials?
>>533847137No wonder she is permanently grumpy.
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>>533846980>Teio when Torena is about to roll for the new banner
>>533846549Preferred position only activates if you're in the front half of the pack so you can get screwed if there's a ton of front runners and pace chasers, Hydrate should always activate as long as you're a pace chaser
>>533847213Trainer san will never leave the Mejiro mansion...
>>533846916I'm bout to kick members with any of these umas on their profile, thanks
>>533847104Its a shame we have an accelerated schedule with no carat adjustment, but at least we have the foresight to know not to brick ourselves on crap if we aren't retards.
>>>533846840>Retard is a schizo who doesn't understand he's arguing against himself.So they CAN adjust from IRL, but only when you decide.
I personally just don't want it to be a full on skill+wit check to win compared to everyone else.
Do you comprehend that?
>>533847268she's good for mile
>>533847104well it was in fact too good, jewgames never did it again
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>>533847064>opera getting cocky
>>533846980HACHIMI HACHIMI HACHIMI
>>533847356concession accepted that you can't comprehend the idea of a slippery slope
I'm going to wait to roll for the superior Narita Brian.
>heh Taishin has a forced mood down event hehe she's bri-ACKKKKK
>>533847307But it has not special clause. It just says mid race, just like hydrate.
>>533846668You are so lucky dammit
>>533846980don't resist it
>>533847137>>533847271Taishin school shooter arc when?
>>533847153Her Unique and LV5 Skill makes her a very efficient End Runner though.
Slap Rudolf and Oguri's skill on top and she becomes a rocket.
>>533847430>Slippery slopeDid you just learn that phrase, because you didn't say anything related to it.
>downloading BNW OVAs
>get Narita Taishin in one multi
Spooky
Hopefully sheโs good
>>533846635turn to clovers
>>533846814chiketo (power)
>>533846895uma and cards are 0.75% from after Kitasan, that includes this banner
Is there a chart with the gibs we can expect by certain banners based on the accelerated schedule?
Reminder to thank this old man for gracing us Mommy Creek
sniffing Grass Wonder's big sweaty butt
sniffing Tazuna's large sweet smelling butt
>>533846230I think I rolled on this banner as much as I'm going to. Gotta save up for the next one, but good luck if you're still rolling!
>>533847424Only Meisho is allowed to correct Ope!
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So is she a rabbit or just really small, which still doesn't explain why her ears are huge.
>2*10 pulls
>get Taiki Shuttle
Not bad, I wanted a new sprinter. I hope she is a fun uma.
>>533846980You arent allowed to pay attention to anyone but her Trainer-san.
Keeps your eyes only on her.
>seiun sky didn't give escape artist again
bricked...
>5 back-to-back training sessions with EVERYONE on the same stat
I like Taishin's character story lads
What are you guys using for Taishin decks?
>faggots are STILL not fucking done watching all the anime content
Bet you zooming faggots been focusing on the fucking OVAs and Movie exclusively as well, ignoring the show because b-b-b-but its too long :(((
>>533847406I already have a decent Daiwa for Mile though...
I don't want to use Gold Ship for Long!!!
When will the next Long attribute honse come?
>>533847558>the cute anime game loosely follows the IRL horse stories>OH YEAH THEN WHY DON'T THEY SHOW GRAPHIC DEATHS ON SCREEN FOR THE HORSES THAT DIED HUH!???!??yeah you're totally not mentally retarded. When you say 2+2=3 and I correct you are you gonna start spamming "WHAT DID YOU JUST HEAR 4 FOR THE FIRST TIME TODAY? YOU SURE SEEM OBSESSED WITH 4"!!"
thanks for the laughs
About to race the doped up Taishin and Biwa, wishj me luck bros
>>533847234Yes, at anniversaries.
>>533847449any turn spent fixing her bad condition could have been the 100 in a good stat tho bwo
>>533846980Welcome to the fold Teio-bro.
CM room, come test your Taishin, bring 3 uma
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Not sure what to do. Im thinking about rolling on super creek but not sure if it's super worth(since I already got a 1*). I wish I had better speed SR's. I'd love to get Taishin I think she is pretty cute. Tamamo is my favorite so she is one of the few must roll banners for me(Machan, Sweep and Pokke are the others). I don't take pvp seriously but I do want to use my favorites and build them as strong as I can. I have around 24k gems so I can spark if I need to. I'll probably do one or two 10 rolls on Taishin.
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>>533847705she will get it too right after opera but softer
>>533847850>Accelerated schedule means less selector tickets tooFucking EOL this shit already and get it over with.
>>533847673Forgot roll so far.
i want christmas costumes for all of BNW
>all these one shot 10 pull bros hitting
i would have rather had it happen on the curren banner but ill happily take an new hornse
>>533847928they are just going to rebrand our half anniversaries and give them out at the 4 month markers or whenever we hit it in the schedule
>>533847741>teio is 150>trainer-san has to crouch a bit, otherwise her entire kabedon wouldnt workits the lil things
>>533847912>the schizo dresses like a facist space naziadds up
They want me to be nice
Im going there for sex
>>533847971>TP 100/100???
Imagine how funny it would be if someone were to send a complaint to Cygames that the biggest Uma related subreddit is mostly filled with people talking about how gay all the characters are.
Uma for this feel? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AG_27cCW5bw
>>533847728People really roll without being able to spark? Feels like a big chance to come up with nothing.
Why Winning Ticket isn't in Anime??!
>>533846818>>533845420Can op post their deck or anyone comment on this? I don't understand how you can get stats this high
Do I have to sacrifice someone to the devil to have a single good roll in this shitty gacha?
holy fuck... why can't I be the lucky guy for once...
rate the members of team Sirius
>>533847928Are you mentally retarded? It means we get them faster. They didn't cancel Golden Week because it's not Golden Week right now, they just rebranded the same event for mid-august.
We're literally ahead of where JP was because we got 1500 carats for #1 on Steam and that wasn't on the JP schedule, drop this "accelerated schedule" crybaby meme.
>>533848036gimme a TL;DR: so I can laugh over how retarded and pointless that video is or not
>>533847452EN description is incorrect. You have to be in the first half of the pack.
>>533848125you need more WIT
no, I don't mean the cards
Looking for club that actually fucking requests shoes. I have 99 million fans and my 5000 rank club doesn't request shoes, they only send them.
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>>533848057You sound like you have a spreadsheet of your club.
Newfag here, I've read that early on the career I need to raise the friendship with the support cards. If I see a good oportunity to do it but the stat that I need to train is not important for my current uma, do I still go for it or is it a waste of energy?
>>533847827>WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA STOP CRITICIZING MY HYPERFIXATION>Can smugly be pretentious for irrelevant factoids but brain dies to comprehending hyperbole for effectAre you also a hoyo fanboy of the South Asian variety?
Like you're not even defending the difficulty of the races anymore, you're just autistically defending the entirety of the game for no reason.
>>533848001she wouldn't report it to the authorities right? her friend will be expelled too
>>533848102Old as fuck? St Lite
>>533848124Because her voice is annoying.
And because they have their own OVAs.
Are either of the new cards worth a roll or two?
My wife prevailed, was very close though.
>>533848272concession already accepted long ago lil bro, I'm just laughing at you
My first visit to the hot springs.
so narita taishin is just 'napolean syndrome' the horse?
>>533848205But I already have enough shoes.
>>533848308>imageholy fucking SEX
How do people get such high stats? I see Umas posted here with 1000+ Speed and Power and 800-900 in almost every other stat. Meanwhile I get over 1000 speed but get around 600 Stamina and power while guts and wit are around 300
>>533848346>I-i-i won!whatever you want sweetie.
>>533847850Hmm, I guess Iโll go ahead and use it on Maru then since the only one left Iโll care about is Rice but maybe I should wait for the Intelligent Bird banner in 5 days.
Fuck it Iโll wait. Thanks for the info anon
>>533848146based Uptree shitting on the Stacies
>>533848242you still go for it
the stats you train in junior year are like 15% of the total stats you end up training by the end of your career, i.e it doesn't matter
what matters most in terms of choosing which training to click on is upgrading the training area (besides levelling friendship), so if you have 2 umas on speed and 2 on guts you'd click speed not necessarily for the stats but because you want to level up speed training so that it's better later on when you get rainbows
>>533848272it's weird how you just posted an entire list of random ad hominems that have nothing to do with what that guy just said and think it somehow counters them somehow. just shows you have no argument.
>>533848242You just fix it later on. The tiny 15 speed you miss early on is fixed by the 100 speed during summer training in the 3rd year.
>>533848242Iโm still newish myself but I usually prioritize stats I need but if Iโm in a situation where my energy is max, speed, stamina and power ha nothing and thereโs 2-3+ on guts Iโll do it
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>>533847912man digital is so bullyable
>>533848227less posting more training
LMAO sakuraniku actually went down in rank after adding 2 more trainers hahahahaha. we sitting in top 35 right now
when do we get that ssr ticket
pretty sure its behind schedule on gibs
What WIT cards should I go with if I'm doing a 3 Speed 3 Wit deck for BAKUSHIN?
When I fail to hit pity in the measly 10 days we get for the banner I'll finally be free.
>>533848350Along with Inari and Tama
>>533848312So this is the power of a Yamato Nadeshiko..
>>533848242I'll consider it if it's 4+ umas (not the career supps) on a spot or if my training spots are all blank. It's a wasted click for stats but you're looking at 3-4 less clicks for rainbows later on.
>>533848308When do we get this momm- I mean, horse?
Holy fuck the "fail to heal in the infirmary" mechanic is the biggest load of bullshit imaginable. Spent 6 (SIX) fucking turns trying to cure night owl, then slow metabolism, then slacker. I'm certain the game makes a roll at the start of a career to decide whether or not you're going to be bricked.
Starting at zero, would you be able to have pity by the time Christmas Oguri Cap is released?
>>533846230I rolled
I sparked
Iโm not thinking about Taurus
>>533848116I trust in the essence of gambling.
how could they forget Super Creek when they made this chart
>>533848469yeah, when you failed to provide a valid argument and started spitting out playground insults instead the discussion ended. now I just get to laugh and watch how long into this thread you'll whine and cry over getting corrected on a simple fact last thread. I knew you were livid and screaming at your screen the moment you quoted a post from the last thread just to seethe at it without actually saying anything of meaning.
>>533847912god i want to molest dream journey
>>533848423Good parents (9* sparks with URA finals)
MLB deck
Extremely lucky career (early Charming event, lucky rainbow stat spread, lucky everything basically)
It's just luck + knowing what to do and when. And you more likely see anons bragging about their lucky breaks and not their another forgettable run x999.
>>533847705some kind anon translated that last night
>>533848423Good cards and good legacies, also autistic knowledge of the results of each events choices
>>533848312>a gaijin outdoing japs in being japs
>>533848423Cha-ching, baby.
>>533848308This is a Japanese high schooler
>>533848083They were already pushed into irrelevance when cygames went official in global. They even bitch and moan when you tackle real horse racing. But I guess uma is just a playtoy for them to consume.
>>533848423you take risks
>the food event? YOLO +30 energy and gamble the debuff happening>20% failure but 2 rainbows? lets fucking go>Low mood? Kitasan will happen in the next 3 turns, trust the plan, gotta hit more friendships early>New year raffle? fuck resting we are getting Carrot Steak for sure>50% failure but 4 rainbows? we hit thoseThe horses you see are the ones that survived through rng and got all highrolls, thats how it is
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>>533848581The sheer amount of rng bullshit that can immediately brick your run is insane. Makes me think about quitting sometimes.
>>533848423You have to spend a bunch of money for MLB support cards
>>533848503>not actually pointing out said ad hominems without showing you even understand the argumentThat's called a fallacy fallacy. Sucking your own dick isn't a counterargument when it's used to evade any actual argument.
>linking to /v/
go back and fucking STAY THERE
>>533848649>vagina bonesSEEEEEXXXXXX
>>533848242If you're new and not using a strong cards deck then it can be really difficult to max friendship fast. Most decks run cards that have stats that increase their initial friendship gauge, making it much easier to max them soon.
However there is a limit where you need to focus on facility improvements where possible.
I'd say 2 trainees below orange on a facility you'll be using a lot is worth more than 3 or 4 on something like guts. Take the director and reporter out of your equations as well they don't count.
Skill hints can change this if you know a card has something very good you want but in general you can ignore most 3-4 guts placings.
Also if your support card spread is dogshit (or they decided not to show up) you can usually just go for recreation early
>Sounds of Winning Ticket Being Abused in another room ASMR.mp4
I broke and did two 10 pulls. I got Spe and Rice in the first one when I didn't have either and Taishin in the second.
>>533848712RICE WHATEVER YOU DO DON'T TURN AROUND
>>533848807>>the food event? YOLO +30 energy and gamble the debuff happening>>20% failure but 2 rainbows? lets fucking go
>>Low mood? Kitasan will happen in the next 3 turns, trust the plan, gotta hit more friendships early>>New year raffle? fuck resting we are getting Carrot Steak for sure>>50% failure but 4 rainbows? we hit those
Doesn't everyone do all of these?
>>533848648Eh?
Gold City is romance?
>>533848775She's actually one of the retired hags unlike Maruzensky who's cosplaying as a 17 year old school girl.
>>533848581If I fail it once I just accept the run is glued and pivot for spark farming.
>>533848521Meine Pferdefrau
>>533848423They used the best support card in the game. The credit card.
narita taishin literally treats you like scum, why did you roll?
>>533848839>OH NO I DON'T HAVE AN ARGUMENT I NEED TO ACCUSE THEM OF BEING FROM SEA>OH NO THEY CALLED OUT MY AD HOMINEMS BETTER PRETEND I DIDN'T MAKE ANY
>>533848732Why is she always cumming? That poor thing must be exhausted and horny all the time.
>>533848782>this new thing is just a playtoy for zoomer to consumeno fucking shit sherlock. also dont reply to bait
>533848083>trying to stir shit up again>6AMbig early innit?
>>533848668>Y-you're just doing playground insults!>Insults back and tries to constantly have the last word>Fact he doesn't addressuhuh.
>>533848384Voiced by Mamiko Noto.
>>53384857810th scenario
>>533848913>Why should Rice turn around, onee-sama?
>>533848581when you fail infirmary, your run goes from PvP viable to Spark Farming and you start grabbing G1s and skills to pass on. Don't sweat about it.
My best parent was supposed to be a CM Maruzensky and i hit the 3* Stam spark at the end
>>533849004She cums when she gets touched by an uma
>>533848902Bwo we can see how many pulls you did...
>>533848242How newfag are you account wise?
This is important.
HOLY FUCK CARROT GAIN IS SO SLOW UNLESS THEYRE THROWING OUT FREEBIES
twitter normies keep calling the game super generous but it feels like they HAVE To do freebies because if you didn't have them you'd average like 95 carrots a day
>>533849036it's funny how hypocritical this comment is. you know everyone here can see which of the two of us started seething and replied to a post from the last thread because they couldn't stand not having the last comment? because it wasn't me.
>>533849043So eight years from now.
>>533849043>awful with names, so I google it>ton of literal who shit I don't care about or never heard aboutokay
DONT PULL FOR NARITA
YOU HAVE TO SAVE FOR SUPER CREEK AND SEIUN SKY
DO EXACTLY AS I DO OR YOURE PLAYING THE GAME WRONG
if I see one more fucking screenshot from somebody's Narita Taishin career I'm quitting the fucking game. Fuck you Cygames.
>>533849059PvP horses skip G1 races? What about skill points? Or do people just focus on a few gold skills and ignore rest (low gains)?
what's a good deck for air groove? I always end up with a shit one that's got like Ds in every stat by the time of the 2nd inspiration.
>>533849048MEISHO AND OPE-SAN ARE HAVING INTENSE LESBIAN SEX BEHIND YOU AND IF YOU MOVE OUT OF THE WAY THE JANNIES WILL ERASE THEM FROM EXISTANCE
>>533849114Goldshi week is gonna give around 5k.
>>533849175Kill yourself fucking tourist, holy shit.
>>533848996>Get extremely mad and doesn't consider this is an example of an extremely hostile fanboy.>proceeds to be an extremely hostile fanboy of possible SEA originYou're fucking stupid man.
In fact, do you even know what I was talking about anymore?
>>533849263Team races arent actually "i win" pvp, youre graded on skill usage and such.
>>533849114It's "generous" because of the freebies
But you make effectively nothing outside of those. I prefer priconne's method where you're given jims at a regular rate rather than relying solely on freebie gibs from cygames.
>>533849114We have Clairvoyance EX, have a plan and some self control, accept you can't get everything you want.
I'd rather not be perpetually 4 years behind,. If I had to wait 4 years after seeing an Uma who looks cool in JP I'd lose all motivation to play.
If I already have super creek and tazuna then the banner is a skip, right?
>>533849187>SEIUN SKYNo. What little I've seen of her in various careers, I don't like her.
>>533849445Doesnt matter.
Meta.
Roll for meta.
Now.
>>533849187Blew everything all over Kitasan. I have nothing left to give.
thoughts?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3ra7v7585g
>>533849442Taishin, you might as well put a gun to my head...
>>533849441SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU STUPID NIGGER AND HOST IT YOURSELF WHEN YOURE SO DESPERATE YOU NEET CUNT
>>533849386You haven't actually posted a single thing of merit this entire thread, you just started seething when you replied to a post from last thread, and now you're worried I'm the one that doesn't know lol? 2+2 is still 4 lil bro.
>>533849306>uncovered earsFUCKING SLUT
>>533849314If you say so!
>>533849114its better this way
theres no FOMO, daily carat gain is ass. You can skip playing some days and resume like nothing happened. As long as you dont have an autistic club leader monitoring your fan income.
/uma/ has a slot open if thereโs anyone out there still looking for a club
>>533849187I will roll for intelligent birb
>>533848807>you take risks>>New year raffle? fuck resting we are getting Carrot Steak for sureThat isn't even taking a risk, that is preparing for the nearly guaranteed +20 energy from the raffle
>>533849529Stakes: Hopeless
Goal: Incomplete
Horse: Glue
>>533849156>EveryoneAppeal to popularity by trying to pretend your discord friends are remotely intelligent~
>can see which of the two of us started seething Conjecture because you never actually address the original argument.
>because they couldn't stand not having the last comment? Omission of context it was on page 10
God you're bad at this.
>fails 3 maiden races
>over 7 mood downs by the end of the career
>but wait
>still somehow manages to win almost every important g1
>gets EVERY important skill hint from every support
>ONE FUCKING WHITE SPARK
This game keeps kicking me in the fucking balls, getting my hopes up, then kicking me in the balls again I want off maruzens wild ride
>>533849505I'm not rolling meta after Kitasan. From now on I'm rolling who I like.
>>533849004Don't worry, she likes that
>>533849442someone edit taishin's face onto this
I wish my Golshi wasn't a lobotomite
>>533849631damn bro you must go crazy on reddit, they love all these "UHH ACKTUALLY" comments that don't actually add anything
weren't we supposed to get an SSR ticket or something or was that another /uma/ gaslight
Nobody has finished Narita Taishin's career because it has an impossible objective...
>Narita Taishin has Hopeless Stakes goal
literally impossible
time to finally see if she lives up to /uma/ hype
>>533849546>Muh meritThen what makes your defense then?
Pretentious dogshit trying to insult literally nothing?
>2+2 is still 4 lil bro.Aren't you supposed to be a different person?
>>533849114>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 90% OF CARAT INCOME BEING FREEBIES IS BAD I WANT MY ACCOUNT TO BE BRICKED IF I DON'T PLAY 3+ HOURS A DAY
>>533849731Kek, imagine being another uma and finding out Digital's secret...
just slide your hand across her lower back just before the race starts and she'll not be able to race...
>>533849014Not gonna mention the obvious shit stirrer?
>>533848308Old hags erotic
Sakuraniku's club leader is from SEA
>>533849505>>533849720Show me the future banner again so I can decide on what to roll for.
>>533848961>>533849059Yeah, that's what I ended up doing and somehow still ended up with 1100/600/600/--/600, but I failed to get a Swinging Maestro hint and got a 2* guts with terrible skills...
>>533849864I told you a long time ago I'm just laughing at how long you'll desperately try and get the last word on a conversation that ended last thread when I accepted your concession that you didn't know what you were saying
>>533849804>Objective: Survive
>>533849826just did a run with her
>7 gorillion mood drops from failing 7% training checks>lost every single g1 she should>somehow won uratop cunt
Why are low % failure chance trainings rigged to fail?
>>533849881>mom I posted it again XD
CM room NOW, 3 uma
ID: 55514166
>>533849826Her career is a teaser for an upcoming Narita Brian banner.
>>533849887she would explode
>used up all of my borrows
>still want to play
I'll miss the carefully crafted 3*/6*/9*'s everybody else has, time to raw dog it with my umas
>>533850078>trainer's cup
>>533850006Is it even possible to fail hopeful stakes with Ogurin? Like bro just train first.
>>533849952https://honse.moe/timeline
Everything after the end of August is an estimate but it should be relatively close.
>you can race against a jobber Eishin and Ayabe in Winning Ticket's story
That's cool
>>533848102What happened to samson big?
>>533849742>If I try to call you a hypocrite, it's based and 4chanpilled>If they reply back with the same tactics, it's redditlmao
Also the mobile games reddit is filled to the brim with people like you, don't lie.
is the ticket story card remotely decent
>>533849306ohnonono doto's not gonna like this
Fucking sucks man. No way in hell am I going to get the kind of trained umas by tonight to boost my score that much.
I don't even know what I'd have to do to accomplish that.
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>>533848712Can you catbox the raw version
>>533849114This is a good thing idiot. Do you want to have to be a slave and log in to play hours every day to keep up? This is a perfect game for playing when you actually want to play, because if you take a break you lose very little. No limited banners, and most income is passive. It's a great thing.
>>533850108That's the real way to play. Built my first 8* and 9* like that.
>>533848782I'm surprised Cygames didn't take it over. It's just a brand risk.
>>533849774Just another thing JP got that global will not.
>>533849968>I'm laughing by all cap screaming and insulting you>Still trying to pretend it wasn't just on page 10alright.
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Not what I was expecting after seeing her in Cinderella Gray, haha...
so what do we think about using the playtime's over stack on goldship? isnt it kinda useless since she's meant to be an end closer?
>>533850249It's pretty good for late surgers, though the gold skill is worse than the one the guts Ticketzo has.
https://files.catbox.moe/dcspai.jpg
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>>533849297Did ryan just fucking fist her?
>>533848986Thats my fetish
>>533850324https://files.catbox.moe/7enwlp.jpg
no need to thank me
>>5338500403%?
Dont you dare touch it.
30%?
Ez
>>533848242All stats are useful (to a point). No training is wasted, especially early on.
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>>533850532How do we not have 5 dozen Bakushin jukebox memes yet?
>>533850563did you draw this anon?
very hot
>>533850598nyo, she just touched her thights
>>533850324NTA, didn't know if you meant the raw original version or the one without Rice but you can have both.
https://files.catbox.moe/vto9wq.png
https://files.catbox.moe/wu6v0u.png
>>533850212I wouldn't know what the reddit is filled to the brim with because I don't go there, you just implied you're there all the time which fits perfectly with how you talk.
>>533850414it's unironically hilarious that you're seriously trying to pull the "THE POST WAS ON PAGE 10 WHEN I SPAZZED OUT AND KEPT POSTING FILLER COMMENTS SO ITS PERFECTLY NORMAL!!". Every new cope you make is funnier, thank you for the entertainment.
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sakuraniku sucks. all you top earners are free to join CUMA
>>533850810nope, give her to me, I'll take it
Is narita taishin supposed to be a hard to tame horse or just tsundere?
Should I roll on the super creek support card banner, if I have mlb 2?
>>533850078i demand a refund
>>533850563How am I supposed to self insert when the dude had a hosecock?
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>>533849527Samba posting outside of mogra? And it is an Arima Kinen remix? I like it!
>>533850563is not her first time?
why are you niggas rolling on taishin when the super creek banner is just around the corner
what did super creek mean by this?
>>533850886Winning Ticket... le won...?
>>533850982If you want to.
>>533850886the main story sold me more on narita taishin than winning ticket
>get unit
>But its not the real unit until you roll several dozen dupes of them
What
Wait, is Open League B or B+ cap? im having a hard time remembering what they capped it at.
What makes Seiyun good? Is it because of her unique skill being good on front/pace runners?
>>533850571damn she got covid
>>533850886She truly was a winning ticket.
If you can't beat Satsuki Sho Shock with your CM team runners its literally over for you and your account is bricked
>>533851168this doesnt happen
>>533851168Shitty isn't it?
>>533851102Super Creek considers anything smaller than her to be her child
>>533851168You only need 31 copies of that 1* to make her usable.
>>533850809Thanks
Wait hold now that I look at them back to back, the translations literally don't match. Like the boxed text is the same in the Chinese version and gets translated into different things wtf
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>>533850813>Pretending reddit is a private board that can't be looked at without a login....unless you're a phone spam user spamming from a VPN.>"Filler comments" as if you just mindlessly spam shill slopQuite interesting.
Do address what was the original conversation tho. You have the grey matter for that, right?
>>533851202A+ cap.
It's to stop S ranks from leviathans appearing
>>533849187sorry meta-kun, im rolling for top cunny wife in 3 weeks
>>533851082gambling addicts gotta addict
>>533851227you put zero effort into that one kaichou
>>533851168this isn't genshin where you have major parts of the kit locked off even on max rarity units. the most you need to unlock is a mildly stronger ult, and the characters you need "dozens of dupes of" to unlock that on are the minimum rarity so you'll get dozens of them the 1st banner you go in on.
>>533850769why doesn't she just sing it herself
>>533850563Very Nice, Nature.
>>533851202>>533851304It's B.
JP raised it to A+ later.
>>533851279>anon learns what synonyms are
>>533851287Are we posting cows now?
VNs with a character like Narita Taishin?
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holyfucking shit this shit is criminal
what in the fuck
>>533851279>The Cuma anon doesn't know how to translateGrim...
>>533851302>grey matteryeah this is reddit lol
This is your average uma in CM, if you can't come close then it's best you stick to the lower league.
>>533851421not the flex you think it is newfag
When does the star piece story refresh inventory?
>>533850209they acquired samson big's rights from whoever has them(?) for the star blossom manga as a rival to laurel
but there's literally no public knowledge as to what the horse's fate was after his racing career (did he die early, become a riding horse, sits on an obscure farm in peace or the grimdark option, did he actually get pet food/glue factoried like ferdinand before people started actually showing some more care towards retired horses)
>>533850305Do one TT at the top option.
Look at full race details at the end.
Check which uma are on the lower end for points.
Choose different uma for the distance, or ones that you know you can get 10+ skills and 1200 speed, min stam, good power, and the highest level of wit you can.
Test team again and reassess after making 3 new umas in different lanes.
Keep refreshing TP and RP into the morning hours and make sure you get 115k+ per lane, winning or losing with the highest winstreak you can. And you still wouldn't make the cutoff.
TLDR; It's not worth it, focus on sparks and Taurus and get back into class six next week when you have 7*X chances of umas to add to your roster while doing the same thing said above.
She truly was the... Winning Ticketโข...
>>533848781I was expecting her to be merciless emo but she turns out to be just a gambler ojisan, I feel robbed...
>>533851082Because I won't have enough to guarantee a spark on SC and I still need some honses
>>533851397The 'bakushin song' on the jukebox is actually just turning the thing off to allow you to hear the BAKUSHIN ever echoing across the school halls
Would she believe it if I told her my cum would help?
>>533851590>witletShould I be scared?
>>533851550it's called playing the game. why do you need to upgrade before you've even played the game?
>>533851550Wtf? That race is playable in like every career, I got 148 of those.
What's the relationship between these two in game?
based whale in my friends list already has the yaeno muteki card maxed out
time to farm sparks
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>>533851515yes sir, this is the cows general
So when is the next Creek after this one?
>>533851543The Maiden Rape Assault - Violent Semen Inferno
I'm assuming BNW was a real thing in real life?
>>533851279with languages that are vastly different from each other, there are usually multiple valid translations of a single phrase depending on context or just even intonation. all of these are fine translations for that phrase, and varying them actually makes sense since she's saying so many things anyway.
I happen to be rather fond of bananas.
It would be very nice if there were an uma who was fond of bananas as well.
You wouldn't happen to know of any? And, perchance, to have cute images of said uma at your disposal?
>>533851598Imagine hopegating.
>>533846230Yes!
>>533846250I didn't notice their stats, my winning ticket just won it all.
700/650/1150/350/350
>>533851082Because they want Taishin???
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Is Oguri Cap the most reddit horse of them all?
>>533851754she'd call you an idiot and then give you the best head of your life.
>>533851082because i am desperately in need of umas (haven't tried for any banner uma yet) and i'll spend to mlb creek anyway
>>533851550How do you not have a million of those? Hopeful stakes is a medium turf race, literally the most common affinity combination in the game. You can run it on like 70% of the cast.
STOP POSTING YOUR FUCKING ROLLS I NEED TO SAVE FOR SUPER CREEK BANNER
When picking legacies, how do I decide between a 9* speed/stam/power parent?
>skip
>skip
>skip
>skip
thanks for the carats or whatever
>>533851515This is a japanese horse
>>533851279coomers when someone translates "it'ssofuckingdeep" the wrong way
>>533851376King and Ryan are downright awful to play compared to the other one stars.
>>533851567>Anything above 6th grade English is redditYou'd call peak goon years Something Awful reddit.
Regardless, where is addressing of the outer brain a meme?
Can you give me an example?
>>533851841Yeah. Each won one of the triple classic crown races. Taishin won Satsuki Sho, Tickezo won the Derby, and Biwa won the Kikuka Sho. They all raced together.
>>533852098Uma musume is a racing game, not a sauna game, not a bodybuilding game. Speed every time.
is it worth buying another copy of the winning ticket SSR?
I already have a MLB helios SR
>>533852154>1% faildon't do it
>>533852014she's ass and there's literally no way anyone could possibly like her. she's a massive bitch and she dresses like a hobo
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>>533848626uhh what is that symbol on her ear accessory...
>>533852180damn look at all that reddit
WE FUCKING DID IT SPE BROS
>>533850809chat is this rizz
World Flipper crossover event when
>>533852098speed is the easiest stat to get, followed by power since you get power as a secondary stat from training speed.
ergo, you should take stam on your legacies unless you have a specific need for something else
>>533851421The stakes? Hopeful
>>533851397She actually does sing Bakushin while Bakushinning through the halls in Season 3.
It's just funnier if it has a fully composed version blasting.
>>533852129>CoomersWhy are you even on 4chan?
>>533852248>no swinging maestrobricked
>>533851796>>533852119Looks like a cow to me.
>>533852248What the FUCK is that
WHY is it that haughty, arrogant, and narcissistic umas are so WEAK to aggression?
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is this worth the suffering of bringing a guts card in parent runs?
>>533852248>whaleI'm supposed impressed?
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>>533852248>no left-handed>no fall runner>witletGlue I'm afraid
>>5338523751200 stamina+corner recovery is more than enough to tank all debuffs on an end closer.
>>533852248Is this possible with 3 spd 3 stam?
>>533852425The unsinkable battleship
>>533852248>uma stan + lucky seven
>>533852471you CAN clear career with only 5 support cards, right anon?
>>533852267Answer the question.
>>533851279>>533851864Reminds me of picrelated
>>533851279Slop fit for trannylations lmao
>>533852487>>whaleEsp with int that low. Whales back then already had S-rank horses.
What card setup do you guys use? I've been sticking to 4spd with 2 pow/stam for everything but I have no idea wtf I'm doing
>>533852248>turf Abricked
>>533852651yes but hitting 600/600/600 is a different story
>>533852487That guy managed to trigger all 4 meta unique skills AND medium S during inspiration so it is pretty impressive how lucky he got
>>533852248with 1200 stamina he doesnt even need that many recovery skills
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The day's almost over bros, why does tomorrow have to be so much less marvelous?
>>533852248look at that pige nigger
>>533852652I accepted you concession when you failed to reply back in the last thread, you've just been seething and demanding the last word since then while I laugh and see if I can get you to be my puppet until the next thread too.
>>533847945I want this so bad
Also swimsuit.
>>533852790I want to suckle on Daiwa's massive daiwas...
>>533852825nyooo daiwa scarlet...
Stop posting cows or I'll molest you.
>>533852471No? They're supposed to just give you sparks not PvP esports ready whores
>>533852747Turf only slightly increases power which sometimes has an added benefit of gassing your horse too early.
STOP STEALING MY FUCKING ENERGY YOU BITCH
>>533850209He supposedly disappeared when he was being transported to his retirement farm. He might've run away, been stolen, or gotten actually glue'd.
>>533851693>oneA sample size of one is nowhere near enough to know for sure. Sometimes an uma just gets screwed, even as a front runner.
And I do know one of my big issues, medium runners. I just can't seem to hit an ideal stamina and getting enough speed/power.
>>533852796>go back to work tomorrow>gotta deal with dozens of patients who didnt go to urgent care over the weekendI just want to travel around and watch more horse racingโฆ
>>533853013He got the Animal Farm horse retirement package
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>>533852576Being smothered by Hishi Akebono's boobs while I'm balls deep inside of her
>>533853009I'm running her and Goldship SSR randomly shows up to fuck off with my energy too, goddamnit.
>>533849581And brown horse wife
>>533851780What's so special about this card?
owen wilson, we got a spot saved for you in top 35. free yourself and apply. you know who we are. sakuraniku is a sinking ship
pleast stop posting daiwas...
>>533852248If that thing shows up in my lobby, I'm uninstalling the game.
oh fuck I accidentally brought my mcqueen that failed hopeless stakes into the main story race
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Gold city is really cute. Is she any good? I know she's up to 3 alts by now. Help me JP chads
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>>533853270Nothing really, it was also being shilled back then but we were all dumb for running power cards.
>>533853270all the good skills
>>533853201we need playable loli alts
How the fuck do I win a single Long race in team trials? I've done like 30 races and lost every single one. My Long Umas for reference. Which one should I use to finally clear the new player quest?
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>>533853270Good for parent,shit for runner.
>>533847868you could see the good stat before you hit infirmary
Does anyone have the image of daiwa scarlet where she's holding a hand drawn crayon picture of her having a family and kids with trainer?
>>533852568> fall runnerSpeaking of witlets
CM before I have to wake up in 6 hours to wagie
53067829
>>533853538you really just need to train for more stamina
>>533853079>dozens of patients who didnt go to urgent care over this weekendLooks like they were a little too 'patient' when it comes to visitng the hospital.
>>533853634N-no... my umas...
is she ready for chanmi? :D
>>533853654How much stamina is enough? Are Maya and Gold Ship really not enough?
If only Spe had given me her blue skill this would have been exceptional.
>>533853538honestly your golshi is good enough that you should eventually win a race just by rng
>>533846640Chiyo Chiyo Chiyo Chiyono O
AIEEEE RALKOS MY SUPERCREEK WHAT THE FUCK
Of course this happens when fujin refuses to give me PO
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>>533853564do trannies like doto because she's a fragile character? is that why?
>>533853679She got to run in the graded bracket.
And for that she should be very proud.
>>533853815that one, thank you
>>533853824Spe your first mom is dead.....
>>533853836everyone loves doto because she has huge fucking tits
>>533853824>>533853894spe chan secret third mom lore
>>533851659Reminder that Orfevre gets jealous easily and claims you as her property
>>533853408Why would agnese, a japanese horse, have a US job application form?
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>>533853958name two umas that is not possessive of their trainer.
>>533853836Just happens from being associated with Opera. I don't why they're so fixated to Ryuji Wada the horse though.
>>533853538Your stamina is WAY too low on all of them. Goldshi is the best there, but not by much.
>>533853489>>533853575Ah I see. Looks like for a Spe when I can finally get some parentage for her going. I'm still failing to get a decent Rudolf to use for King as it is
>>533853824My heart canโt take this much sweetness
>>533853873so uma musume was stamina game all along?
>>533853873>1200 speed 1000 stamina 1000 witvery reasonable statline.
>>533853873This is kinda redundant because to win career you still need like 700 speed
>>533854085haru urara
matikanefukukitaru
>>533854085Spe and Shakur?
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Why does she walk like that
>>533853958But my human rights...
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>>533853873>4 gold recoveriesY-yeah
>>533853538I shoot for a bare minimum of 700 stamina on long umas otherwise you're leaving it down to a gamble
>>533851779they're bitter rivals in fenomeno's story but past careers never get updated to add new characters
Have all the CM testers gone to bed?
53067829
>>533852248If your horses don't look like this, heed the warning. You will be receiving 0 (zero) carats if you think you can just walz in with your average A rank uma with the "well she has enough stamina and is decent in medium races, it'll be fine".
>>533854167>he thinks people can lose in career
>>533854138>>533853769Okay thanks I was using the other two and Golshi finally did it for me. I didn't realize the minor Stamina diff made a huge difference.
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What's the CM race again?
I wanna take a break from spark farming
>>533854159I'm so going to use my selector on this cutie, I miss my JP special week.
>>533854159Last screenshot but her ending was really amazing and cute.
time to leave Sakuraniku Owen. we could use you and you could use a few extra karats.
>>533853894That doesn't mean your can't pay respects to her dead mom.
>>533854273Revoked once you signed your trainer (read: breeding cattle) contract
>B67ใปW49ใปH68
>142cm
Stay Gold is tiny. Has just her design been revealed or did she show up in any stories?
>>533854468Secretariat
Skibidi Rizz
Irish War Cry
>>533854414What is even the reward difference between getting curbstomped in Graded as opposed to curbstomping in Open
Let's say i want to make a 9* stamina from scratch, do just loop runs until the trainee has 3*, then i get this trainee with a borrowed 3* one, and i loop until i get a 3*?
>>533854468Twilight Sparkly
Rainbow Dash
Rarity
>>533854414>go in ungraded>worse rewards>minmaxer BsThats even worse, what a horrible advice
>>533854468Golshi
Urara
Jackie Chan
>>533854159>>533854564What's the word for when something is gay, but it's not homosexual?
>>533854564>how do you see me nowFace down and ass in the air oh hi spe's mom
>>533854414What am I supposed to do, deliberately train shit horses?
I'll go in to the high league and if a whale stomps me so be it, at least I didn't spend hundreds of dollars trying to stop it
>>533854539Japanese Derby
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>>533854161"pvp is acceleration game"
"team trials is not pvp"
>>533854502Because it's not minor. Medium and long crave stamina.
Long especially needs it so bad it's not funny.
>>533854167I've won with like 400 spd and 600 pwr
>>533854659Those aren't the options. Casuals will either get curbstomped in graded, or curbstomped even harder in open.
>>533854491Yes
If you dont have speed
>>533854704Basically yea but you really want to get your own pair of 3* stam or power parents since you can only borrow 3 times a day.
>>533854631>142cm>4'8"That is legally a midget and she would qualify for disability aid under the ADA.
>>533854858cute boy
will roll for her
>>533854659You get better rewards in graded. You have to be on the better half of the open league to get better rewards than simply being the worst at graded.
That dude is retarded.
>super creek's jiggle physics are so strong that her tits straight up glitch around in her win animation
>>533855141I am doing that right now
>>533854539Tokyo race course, left, 2400m. Spring, Good Weather. You can just select Japanese Derby or Oaks and then use advanced to set weather and season and you're done. No need to mess around with trainers cup autism.
CM room up, bring 3
14179178
>90 summons
I don't want to play anymore
>>533855141>winning ticket>doesn't get the winning hot springs ticketwhat a fraud
What the hell? How did my debuffer Agnes win over a fully built Agnes
>DON'T ENTER GRADED LEAGUE YOU WILL GET RAPED BY MIN MAXXERS
>DON'T ENTER OPEN LEAGUE YOU WILL GET RAPED BY MIN MAXXERS
>>533854273sorry anon you are the King's property
>>533854468Secretariat
Eclipse
uhhhhh
Seabiscuit
>>533854161you're literally talking about long races, so yes
>>533855241>DON'T ENTER GRADED LEAGUE YOU WILL GET RAPED BY MIN MAXXERS>DON'T ENTER OPEN LEAGUE YOU WILL GET RAPED BY MIN MAXXERS
>>533855238there is always rng
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>>533855246how many kings are in this game? this is like the fifth one I saw today
>>533855241Are the min maxxers at least cute?
>>533854929>legally>ADAshe's japanese, there's no american law or criteria that applies to her
>>533854457Metafags can't handle a horse without speed strength or stamina bonuses.
Her power is her main skill, which locks her hard into a role and it's kinda hard to trigger but is one of the strongest in the game with a ridiculous duration too.
It's not an easy horse to use, she kinda locks you into using Maruzenzky and Rudolph/McQueen for now.
H-Hey guys can we go easy on the rape in this thread please?
>>533855246Oh so that's why orfe was that physical to ikze. It was all love.
>>533855241>graded leagueMinmaxxers (luckshit f2ps and dolphins biting off more than they can chew, and whales)
>Open leagueMinmaxxers (luckshitters, dolphins, and whales with inferiority complex)
Choose your poison
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>>533854643>Skibidi Rizzsometimes I wonder if he's gonna make it into uma musume years from now when global catches up to JP
>>533848185They are pretty pointless. Racehorses are treated like celebrities and overprotected but they do have some valid points. As you know the horseracing world is somewhat dirty so they are against people feeding horses random stuff as some rivals may poison food and make the horse sick. Some people also might inadvertently feed something the horse really shouldn't eat. Some people also don't know how to feed a horse properly and will get their hand bitten.
Of course there is the clueless people who think horses are like dogs and try and pet the wrong horses. Some people do not know how defensive mares are of their foals and get attacked. Of course there are mishaps like when horses escape their fencing and run loose. Horses usually try and avoid recapture but many will charge the person capturing them and tackle them.
Some horses are poorly trained around humans and will bite and people like me who are trained around horses will punch them back (recommended disciplinary action btw). It causes conflict when you sock a race horse in front of their trainer. Lucky I don't conflict with many horses and I have the opposite problem of having horses getting too attached to me.
Some horses are just scared cats and get spooked and will kick the fence and anybody behind it.
And as expected you get dickheads who try and storm the pen and will try and ride the horse.
Most of the time horses are selected and will be there to pet and the staff will give you snacks to feed the horses. Racehorses are work horses and will be protected so they don't mess up their race. When the horse retires then it's easier.
>>533853075As more people reach the threshold and more people ramp up through the classes there should be a higher cap maybe twice as much based on the amount of rerolls we saw. In three weeks Class 6 may have a retention of 1400-2000 and by then it will be much easier. More people will have MLB Creek/Tazuna, and the free MLB Wedding Dober Wit card. Which will allow for some of the F2Pers to get their first S ranks. So competition might still be tough for F2P but overall as more time goes by the easier it will be to make stronger and stronger horses.
>>533854414>baseless retard drivelthe literal last place prize for the loser's bracket includes 1200 gems, and even the very best winner of the top bracket is only 3000.
>b-but if you don't qualify for loser's bracket you get 0every single person qualifies because even if you fail all 8 early attempts, you get a 2nd set of 8 full attempts and you only need a single win to qualify. there's only 3 people in each attempt, you're going to qualify out of sheer luck in at least 1 of them because you'll get matched with literal brand players submitting C ranks sometimes.
>>533855246>Eh? Aren't you getting a little cocky Orfev-chan?
>>533855634is the horse actually any good or is he coasting on the meme energy?
>>533855180What are game physics to a mommy?
>>533855536Hmm time to witmax
>>533855536no power and needs more skills
>>533854468Skibidi Rizz
Fortnite Dance
Fortnite
>>533855396king as in crowns there are tm opera and aston machan. king as in actual king then orfevre
Does Inari show up in S1 of Cinderella Grey?
Taishin sucks
CM room up
29723144
>>533855634>>533855729the horse only won his debut at 3 year old iirc
no chance he is making it in
>>533852248>931 power>only lone wolf as speed uncapperThis gold ship is gonna be eaten alive by other whales. They will have better speed, activate their accelerations when it matters and cause his Goldship to not be able to compete.
>>533855687Why would there be new players submitting C rank umas in the ungraded races? There's a "B rank and lower" class right next to it.
>>533855634of course not, it has no legacy and unlike urara it isn't charming.
>>533855729powerful win rates aren't really a decider to being put into uma musume, it's moreso how iconic or well-known the horse is (and they MUST have competed in japanese leagues)
This deck good for an End Closer parent? I'm just using Ines Fujin for Slipstream not sure if I should replace it
>>533855214Holy that was close. I need to build better debuffers cause my wins seem to hang on if my debuffers work or not.
So what is the way to go with CM anyways? The low rank one sounds like a pain to train for, but is it better than getting whale stomped?
I just want whatever rewards I can get, cause I know I'm not getting a good medium uma regardless.
>>533855676>f2p will be able to hit S>by rights I'm currently a whale and I'm lucky to hit high A and only have one A+I might just be a total shitter.
>>533855536umamusume is rng game
>12 stam 5 spd sparks
>still end up like this
What am I doing wrong? Is my deck complete shit? I've been doing this for weeks
so who's winning ticket roommate?
>>533855930Because a C rank player that has no hope of winning gets better rewards for losing every match in graded than open.
>>533854631Her design has already been revealed but not yet in 3D. Her characterization is already doomed due to them not wanting to have any of them being assholes.
>>533856115Why would a new player know this? They'll look at the classes and see one is for B rank and lower umas and go "oh, I should go there"
757976647052
Still looking for a club
>>533855930because they're new players and they don't know what they are doing. some will be literal children. even some non-children will see better rewards on right and go "well it's a long shot either way I'll go for the one with better rewards, since even if I lose the rewards are still better for me there".
>>533855246it's just me or the new umas are more possessive over their trainers?
Sirs is 3 star green spark more valuable than 3 star blue on ryan? I got 2 star guts 3 star turf and don't want to farm anymore....
>>533855958drop NT for Eishin
>>533855843S1 stops just before the point they start introducing the international uma cast
>>533856069would help if I post the pic
>>533856165new players are capable of clicking both and seeing the rewards table is larger on losses on one than the other. they're also capable of using google if they feel like it, even if most won't.
>>533855696ENTER LEGAL WIFE
>>533856026the thing with open league is that you'll have to deal with autistic faggots making mathematically perfect umas one point below the rank threshold and wiping the floor with everyone else
>>533856289>end closershit never mind
>>533854468Bojack Horseman
Upset
James Baxter
>>533856412as opposed to...
I'm pretty sure I've layered two practice perfect before and it never went double circle...
>>533854468California Chrome
California Spangle
California Memory
>>533856412What even is the point of doing that anyway if the rewards in open league are better? Would it be better to spend time min maxing something for open?
>>533856553Her practice perfect is unique.
>>533856523as opposed to the league where the rewards for losing are larger and you might luck into a win anyway.
0* Fine Motion and Super Creek are overrated
>Retard drops MLB SC for the new power card
fuck you, unfollowed
>the only upcoming event close is CM that i don't give a shit about
fellas i'm getting bored of the game. i need a new scenario and event to grind.
>>533856619for turbo-autist minmaxers the options are
>minmax the fuck out of a near perfect horse so not even whales can beat you, and nearly guarantee the best of the lower-tier rewards>just hope for the best on the higher reward bracket where if a whale is in your group you will be curbstomped mercilessly and get much worse rewards than the best of the lower tier
Why do the Mexicans like Rice Shower so much
>>533854468Tommy Two Socks
Happy Meek
Little Hitler
>>533856517Tracen IS NOT for scouting future marriage partners.
Who should I pick for my free SSR if I don't want Oguri and don't have any favorites? Leaning towards Symboli Rudolf or Maruzensky but...which one is the better parent?
How does getting 3* blue sparks work? Do I need to hit a certain threshold with the stat I want the spark in to increase my chances?
>>533856802the retard is you, they know thousands of people will have MLB SC (for themselves and on the borrow slot) in 1 week when SC banner begins. they got a headstart on getting follows for the new power card, which is much rarer because everyone is saving for creek.
>>533856721Kissing Mambo's drippy nose.
>>533854704>loopingmostly for affinity
>and i loop until i get a 3*?You try to fish for 2* stamina across generations
>>533856506Damn. No one's joining for the last spot.
>>533856970600 to enable 3* at all, and 1100 to increase the odds of that stat being 3* slightly. nothing else you can do but more runs.
>>533856823Are you grinding your goldshi's fancount for golden week?
>>533856970yeah, 600 and 1100 are the thresholds to increase the odds.
when are they going to fucking update the skill sim to include curren??
>>533856979I got less 0 MLB SC and 2 of those power card geniuses in my following list now, that should tell you how wrong you are
>>533856165Literal children playing this game will follow some advice from a random youtuber or reddit post, so there are high chances that even dumb children new to the game will enter graded.
Gachas aren't like single player gamers where a significant amount of player will try to play as blind as they can.
>>533854414Not sure if I trust a poorly worded tweet as proof
>>533857170i already have 5,6 i'm just chilling at this point
>>533857283ok genius come back on the 12th and try saying that again.
>>533856338Gacha players don't read or think for themselves
>>533856069>>533856303Here's my Oguri run from today with 14 stam sparks, I don't remember the specifics but it was definitely a higher roll than usual.
I go for bonds early on while prioritizing building bond on a speed or stamina training, with speed being more important since that builds power too. Eventually you might hit a point where one or two umas are far below the friendship you want them to be at while everyone else is at orange so you start only building friendship with them if they coincidentally show up in your rainbow trainings.
Prioritize grabbing energy from events whenever possible and rely on events (especially Kitasan's) to bring your mood up and pray you don't get chain mood-downed. I'm currently just farming blue sparks so I make sure to hit 600 in stamina and power and usually use my 1st summer training to achieve that unless my speed trainings are gigastacked during it. 2nd summer training is usually just all speed training.
Can't say what you're doing wrong, but your cards don't look terrible. Maybe try 3 speed 3 stam instead since Oguri comes with a speed and power growth stat by default, or even 2 speed 4 stam for a long distance Oguri.
>>533856506Yeah my wins are entirely dependent on my debuffers. Won last time but lost this time. Gonna go back to building them tomorrow.
>>533857441the ones that aren't will listen to the youtubers will will all tell them to do graded races while showing the numbers on screen.
belittling Opera until she cries and drops the chuuni act begging me to stop
>>533856802idiot
this
>>533856979 man is correct, MLB Kitasans are everywhere.
If you had MLB creek or some of the rarer MLB SRs you would literally get more borrows.
Where the hell is Nikkei Sho for the special mission?
There's like 7 tracks with Nikkei in the name, but I can't find the one that the mission wants.
>>533857542>Opera ugly cryingStop! I can only get so erect!
>>533857542Fuck no.
Im gonna feed her mental illness then tease her when she eventually grows out of it.
Im gonna tell our kids all about their moms phase back when she was in school.
>Only took 6 hints to get playtime's over
Is this world record?
The game is absolutely refusing to hand me a single TT win for me today, what is going on
>new banners popping up
>I'm still rolling for mlb SRs whenever I can do a 10 roll
one day I get to roll for umas I'm sure
>>533857715Year 3 late March
>>533853661>sends Opera to rape you
When is the next Super Creek banner after this one?
>worst chance at go with the flow
>only 1* turf
It's 8* stamina at least. So at least okay for King.
>>533857668NTA but which ones are rare/desired?
>only took 1 ticket and a 10-roll
well that was easy, I was ready to use all my carats and even swipe for taishin
>>533857854UWAAAAAAAAAGH DAAAA BEEEEEEE
>>533857730I'd make NPC umas happy
>>533857898>damn bitch, you live like this?
My big hard front tail... yes...
Super Creak as Kar98k and you as Negev.
If you know, you know, if you don't know do not look it up.
>>533857883>it is the game causing me to not win it
Pantyhose wearing umas are the best.
>>533858139The speed Witch, Sunday, Dagon Cafe uma, King Halo, Tachyon
>>533857809>never grows out of it>it's a constant source of embarrasment for her family>nobody can't say shit because they don't have seven (7) fucking G1s>you have to deal with it>you have to deal with it every day
WILL SHE BURST OR WILL WE WIN?
>only one support left to raise
>>533855241retarded catfaggot
>>533857954There it is, thank you
Too used to lasering in on Osaka Hai, not even seeing anything underneath
>>533856260They start getting more into trainer-san as the game got older
should i be trying to enter G1s while building a debuffer?
>>533856862Repostan an old classic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w3fYJhoUA1c
Is it really a musume if it's old?
>>533858209Hmm nyo, I want to be spoonfed like a baby
Tell me the deal with Kar89k and Negev
do I put up mlb kita or lb3 FM?
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>>533855958>no sweep>no golshi
>>533858418I guess this is to retain players?
>>533858367>you have to deal with it>you have to deal with it every dayAnd i'd do it with a goddamn smile on my face and love in my heart.
EVERY. SINGLE. DAY.
>>533858513>Tell me the deal with Kar89k and Negevthere's a video of them in a holocaust themed yuri story featuring rape and suicide
Got my first hot spring with her8h2my
>>533858486That's not very nice of you to call Maruzensky.
>>533858682do you have a link, so I can block it and never have to witness this?
>>533858682Creek would NEVER do this
>>533858460>tazunaOy thats cheating
Why does auto-select for Team Trials sometimes tank your rating? Will it actually be stronger teams with lower rating?
>>533858620Sweep is better as a card but I get Slipstream a lot easier with Ines, not sure what the Goldshi card has that would be good
How do I take Akikawa to the hot springs?
Why is this lady so ominous for no reason? I thought she was going to be some kind of antagonist
>yes, my dear of course your injured main rival can use our top tier facilities and staff
>yes, my dear I am super proud of you please take care of your health and retire
>>533857898Then it gets clean again at the end.
Symbolism.
>>533858779I don't have it but it's pretty easy to find, it's usually posted as a gif and people pearl clutch about it because it's babby's first shock porn
>>533858817Lol now i know how i fucked up the first cap
>>533858779https://dynasty-scans.com/series/negev_x_kar98k
Someone on /gfg/ should have the gif version saved
>another shit SR added to the pool
If you don't roll super creek banner next week say godbye to sweep tosho/hishi amazon/mayano top gun/marvelous etc MLB SR cards
>>533858418interesting, with which uma it started?
>>533859045The matriarch of a noble family is always scary
>>533858209ah, I remember that it's 283721 right?
>>533858939matchmaking is based on rating, so in theory when you have a stronger uma with lower score that's a double-advantage, as you're not only stronger but the opponent is on average weaker.
that said, the AI is there for noobs and people that don't want to bother with the system at all, just select your own best ones for each slot as soon as you're able to question what the auto-select is doing.
>>533859045They just hide the real parents faces for some reason, it's recurring in most seasons.
>>533859012narita taiSHIT
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>>533859003dang hags...
>ogu's confusion, holding up her handscute!
>>533859002we love ntr here!
>>533859142i already MLB'd all of those getting my 3 LB kitasan black so
>>533859142Toshso and Flash refuse to show up for me...
>>533859142actually this sr is better than mayano so has a niche if you are shooting for 1100 stamina runs lol
>>533859142it's actually pretty good
>>533859142>the only SR I don't have even after 2 Kita sparks is ToshoIt wasn't meant to be
>>533859246wtf i like boys now
>>533859012It's a guaranteed event for Narita, enjoy!
>>533858964wit
power
stamina
>>533858946aside from a lot of end skill hints, she has gold corner accel which is important for late and end umas
>>533859003>Ningen jealous of uma again. This means war!
i only have two sprinters. i notice that the upcoming character is not a sprinter. when can i fix this with a cute horse
>>533857484Thanks, I'll try my luck with a 3spd/3sta deck
>>533859350nobody's going to roll with mlb rob toy in mind
>>533858946slipstream is annoying af because sweep's hints suck (because she has so many of them, and most are mediocre)
sweep is a good card, but definitely not because of her hints. if you haven't gotten lucky to get slipstream into your genealogy by now you basically have to run Ines for a realistic chance of seeing it on any given run.
>>533859545curren chan is a sprinter
>>533858620Good luck getting Groundwork from this
>>533859063she's so fucking flat, god thats hot
>>533858630It's more that Cygames was more careful about how they present the umas earlier on.
Your bro will call you a virgin incel even after you fucked the daylights out if her just the night prior just to get under your skin
>>533859715It would work every time.
>>533859645don't forget golshit has negative energy events like Ines
>>533857898she's trapped help her she is going to starve to death
>>533859645>perfect end closer card>only end closer can't use it
>>533855246That's not my King
>>533859715She just wants you to consensually rape her.
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>>533859142Rob Roy is actually the best stamina SR card so far. With some good hints and a good first event energy regain
https://gametora.com/umamusume/supports/20028-zenno-rob-roy
>>533859715fucking your bro doesn't count, you're still a virgin even if you ballsdeep inseminate her until the back of your penis hurts
its just a friendly jerkoff
>>533859643>>533859597sorry i should have clarified. if all horses were cool/cute/passion. i need a cool oneechan or tsuntsun type.
>iron will
it's a gold stamina skill but isn't it bad to regen stamina early on?
>>533860037yes. dont get it
>>533859609rob roy is a beast though, which is what was being contended
>>533859715I would punch my bro if he did something so retarded.
>>533855246guess that with her I can't be the dominant one in bed...
>>533860092right I wasnt following the reply chain, its definitely not a shit sr
Turns out I was right, majority of the faggots here are bunch of metachurls who will play for the meta even when they don't like the horse. So much for not caring of PvP huh.
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>>533859947Whoops reposting the image
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ByBwpILd78
>>533860185...There is PVP?
>>533860185Did you get shit on in a CM room match or something?
>>533847645>1888~1995damn he lived a long time
>>533860185People screaming about pulling Kitasan made too many metafags instead of people who just splurge on 1 banner and stop caring for a while.
AHEM
is it suicide to reroll now?
I can just reroll for Creek and then use a mlb kitasan as a friends card...
right?
What deck composition and horse do you guys recommend to grind for a 3* power spark?
metachurls do i roll for wedding mayano or seiun sky send help arigathanks
>>533860185let me guess, you entered the gas chambers
>>533860345Literally no reason to reroll now unless you like suffering.
Uhhh, right so you did what with my daughter again? Don't need to accually tell me I don't care but can you be a dear and tell her to come home already? She really should stop wasting time on things she has no talent for. Thanks.
>>533860185welcome to 4chan's vg
believe the exact opposite of what everyone else claims
should I roll on the SC banner if I only have 15k carats? my only mlb SRs are guts and the nice nature banner is like 3 months away
>>533860383depends on who you plan on using the 3 * power spark on, you would pick cards that fit a certain running style
>>533860510Her mom has an official design or is this just fan design?
>>533860273Dream Journey!
Urara is going to give me a "massage"
>>533860273need more chibis
>>533860595I'm still in the grandparent farming phase and only have a 3* power Oguri and I'm not sure who would be a decent first 9* parent
>>533860826Is it wrong that I want to fuck this retard?
>>533860826This is why she keep getting molested
been away for a couple days, just saw there's a couple new banners. how are the supports? the ssr seems whatever (maybe i don't value power cards enough, idk) but the sr seems pretty good
From right to left
Torena: You say you're not in demand, that you're peculiar...
Torena: But are you truly aware of your own cuteness?
Torena: Can't you become more aware of your own cuteness? I love you.
>>533851660>from whoever has themsame owner as Rainbow Dahlia
actually they probably negotiated for the latter first before realizing that they owned samson as well
okay this is worth the absolute mood tank event
>kicking inactive players
Wow, ranking took a hit but its for the greater good
>>533860430you VILL collect all ze wedding children
>>533860995Alrighty
Doesn't make me want to fuck her any less.
people meme on pvp but i actually find cm testing really fun cause I get to see all sorts of horse builds
>>533860185I don't have the sparks nor the cards to Bene Gesserit a Taiki Shuttle into a Medium contender. So yeah, I'll use the stuff I have that's better at that distance
>>533861016WTF what event is that?
>>533860928Nope
Retards deserve love too
>>533860961Post this image again in the next thread and the thread after that to remind me to make a English version
Most umas are too dumb to consent
>>533861216Taishin exclusive event
>>533860185>the vocal minority is actually the majorityroom temp IQ detected
My Golshi is 3* but I don't want to use her for CM because I don't like her
>Threw 10 multi's into this new card banner
>Get shit SSR's but some great SR's
>Manage to MLB Sweep and get Sunday and Tachyon to 2LB and 3LB
Could've been better but could've been a lot worse
>>533861216taishin gets mood nuked (-3 mood, practice poor) but if you get rid of the practice poor and then win the nikkei sho (mandatory race) she gets this event (+4 mood and all that other stuff)
Double-circle affinity, or single-circle plus 2 more stam sparks?
WHY IS CURREN ALWAYS FUCKING 6TH
WHAT IS WRONG WITH HER
when does swimsuit cheval grand come out on global...
>>533861432...i'd fall for it
>>533861051>ranking took a hit>by kicking inactives 2 days into the monthYou don't know how ranking works.
>>533861470Roy is pretty good but you'll get spooked by her card eventually, while Yaeno Muteki's only noteworthy trait is the skills, everything else sucks
So when's the next time cygames just gives us like 10k free carats? Or are we stuck in f2p gacha hell now?
>throw a random 10
>rainbow
Nice Narita Taishin will carry my CM
>TM Opera O
Fuck
>>533861505Why is she sitting like that?
>>533857668Do you have brain damage? That's not what I was talking about at all retard.
>>533859715After which I'd beat the shit out of her, in a video game.
How much of a hit is single circle affinity (120 according to the calc which doesn't include the G1 wins)? I found a really good guest parent for my golshi but they have really bad compatibility with the Umas I have with good sparks. They have all the good skills I want while my uma has 7* medium with stamina and power sparks.
you ARE rolling for the META-DEFINING end closer NARITA TAISHIN right?
and of course, the META-DEFINING dirt racer SMART FALCON right?
and of course, the META-DEFINING NARITA BRIAN right?
and of course, the META-DEFINING debuffer BRIDE MAYANO right?
and of course, the META-DEFINING front runner SEIUN SKY right?
>>533861616wdym spooked by her card? as in she has some bad events or something?
>>533861779I am saving everything for Eishin Flash because she is hot
>>533861715I feel like I can notice is, but you can still grind it out if you try hard enough. Mostly noticeable on getting distance sparks imo but its probably confirmation bias
>>533861779No.
I'm saving for Doto.
>>533861779I'm running Mayano, Teio and Grass Wonder in Taurus lol
>>533861779meta-define deez nuts
>>533861784He means youโll pull her when you donโt want her
>>533861715what does affinity even affect for a legacy. is it a multiplier on the stats you get?
>>533861779I'm going to save up all my carots and scout tickets for the anniversary banner where I can spark all my favorite Umas.
Isnt it kind of incredible how Uma somehow skipped the Gender War nonsense that plauges most gacha games?
Every girl can be gay or straight or some mixture, no one really cares
>>533861389I feel conflicted.
>>533861667maybe her butt hurts?
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anyone whining about the S-ranks in the story mission are going to be slaughtered in CM
>>533861779methinks the meta doth protest too much
>>533861779No. I'm saving up for the META-DEFINING CHRISTMAS FATTY and META-DEFINING VALENTINES BURBON
>>533861905When does the big titty German bimbo release?
>>533861779>slowly play through every Uma's career to fully experience the story>slowly grind out unlocks on all the 3stars in the background to give me new careers to runHow uma was meant to be played
>>533861779No
I'm holding everything
Diamond hands
>>533861779I just want Fuji Kiseki, cause tits
What happens if you have under 400 guts for CM? I thought guts was useless until it gets reworked?
is there a way to clean my uma musume instalation without losing my account? all these downloads of the past 2 months are about to take a toll on my android phone
>>533861779I'm rolling for Seiun Sky not because she's meta but because I like her.
Stay Gold likes it when it stinks
>>533861779No.
I'm saving for my boyfriend.
>>533862105link your account bro, then save your trainer ID and password
>>533861779Im rolling for everyone
I love horses
>>533862174Thatโs a girl
>>533861985>make gacha that's actually got fun gameplay>the audience is the only non-retarded gacha audienceProbably a correlation
>>533861985Well, I'm not a pedophile and I skip the idolshit so i was never gonna play something like BA
>>533855395what manga does urara's mom show up in
>>533861934>>533862252Boy (Girl) with big tits.
Is this proof that uma ranking is not just the total number of skill cost + stat gain? I have A-rank umas with less total stat points and skills than this, with the only difference being that they have S or SS ranks on a stat.
>>533862280>I'm not a pedophileAnon says, unprompted
>>533861779if she doesn't give me an erection I don't roll
Simple as
>>533862381why the FUCK are there so many videos of umas eating KFC? I don't get it
>>533862417The standard assumption is otherwise
>>533862094>he doesn't have 1200 speed/stamina/power and 400 Guts and 500+ Wit, and 3 gold recoveries and 4 inherited uniques and the unique epithet on his ace who is a 9* with 3* pinks along with 3* sparks on Hopeful Stakes and URA FinalsNGMI
>>533861779More like Narita Tashart
More like Dumb Falcon
More like Narita Boring
More like Left at the Alter Mayano
More like Seiun Sludge
>>533862280>Well, kind sir, I'm not a pedophile (tehe) =)1. Didn't ask.
2. Then what are you doing here lmao?
>>533862464Cross-Brand marketing, also known as a "Collaboration", or "collab" for short.
>rolled once on the new narita banner
>3 two stars
>all ones i already own
>now i'm on 100 carats
is it just over for me? i've rolled like 10 different times on various banners to get some new stuff to play with and i haven't gotten jack shit. and i don't have any fucking carats anymore
>>533862402You have 2 golds
>>533861985>Every girl can be gayHuh? shipniggery tourists again?
>>533862225it never gave me a user name or password
>>533862381Thatโs a cow
>>533862094>I thought guts was useless until it gets reworked?based on what? you bought into shitposts and never did an ounce of research yourself? you thought one of the stats did nothing?
>>533862504Top Umas right now have something similar to 1200/900/1000/300/400 + 2 golds
Hard to achieve, but not absolutely ridiculous
>>533862585>>533862639but.., why KFC? why uma? why are they... you know...? why are all of the videos the exact same?
it's slightly unnerving, that's all
>>533861398>>533861715double circle barely does anything. as long as you're not triangle, you should be good
>>533862621I have an A rank uma with only 1 gold.
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I DONT CARE ABOUT PEE BEE PEE OK?
>Brings his fully built nice nature in the lobby
>Throws all his saved carrots to a character built for the current pvp
lol
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help???
Mcqueen and Teio can be gay only if they let me watch and join them
>>533862709>>533862094uma mususme is a wit game, guys
>>533862761Because Kentucky
>>533862381>>533862174Your uma are going to be sick after eating that stuff.
>>533862464KFC collab. None for you Americans, you get nothing collabs.
>>533862709>>533862094Guts does nothing, thats why it got reworked in the first place
This may sound stupid but I feel like getting an MLB Sweep has been more impactful on my career runs than getting an MLB Kitasan. I can't explain it
man how come mlb r cards are worse than 0* sr cards
>>533862870Jesus Christ, Rice, you fucking fatass
Restrain yourself, for goodness sake
>>533862105if you link your uma account to google play you don't have to worry about losing your progress
Remember what Raisu showah says
/uma/ clubs... Please kick shitters so I can join...
>>533862840>>533862870i, uhh... i still don't get it
>>533862828based, imagine having a threesome and the girls not kissing each other while you impregnate one and lick the other
>>533862870>fake glutton>taps the screen randomly without looking>true glutton>taps a single item repeatedly knowing exactly what she's getting
>>533861985If you wanna know why Eastern Gacha games have so much cultural bullshit, look into Korean Air Flight 801, 8/6/1997
You'll understand then
>>533863091well i have no karats and no horses and no cards
>>533862094Guts only serves as a secondary HP consumption modifier for the last leg. A very small modifier at that.
In the future (first released on jp's 1st year anni), guts will serve it's pivotal role as a speed modifier ontop of that.
>>533862691https://game8.co/games/Umamusume-Pretty-Derby/archives/536829
>>533862828me on the left
>>533862761Horses can eat chickens. Herbivores are a meme, almost all of them are omnivores. Only like 3% of herbivores are TRUE herbivores.
>>533862940mostly because if you don't have MLB kitasan, it's giga easy to borrow one because nobody shares their sweep, if they even have it
but nah, I think kitasan carries just by passively giving you broken skills and taking care of your mood casually
>professor event didn't proc
>maestro event didn't proc
>gourmand event didn't proc
I literally had to doublecheck to make sure I didn't somehow forget all those cards. How the fuck doesn't a single one show up?
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>>533862761KFC is actually popular in Japan. Every year at Christmas people go out buy chicken meals for the holidays. You actually have to sign up in advance.
>>533863091Sell your body on school campus
sakuraniku sucks. you should leave the club
>>5338627611. Japs love KFC, they eat that shit on fucking Christmas cuz marketing told them to
2. Uma love it as a result as well
3. It makes both companies money
4. Horses literally eat chickens if given the option to, google it
>>533863212>Horses can eat chickensPost that gif
>>533862761>why are all of the videos the exact same?Canned animations.
>>533863318Luck issue
>>533862870Wait... can you ACTUALLY order KFC from within Umamusume?
>they are not aware
https://youtu.be/GKYAYPWI268?si=AZ0-lMpTZu3F43aX
>>533863427Bro can't be walking around dressed like that
Literally just asking for it
I love how her white spot looks like the tip of a spear
>>533861779>and of course, the META-DEFINING front runner SEIUN SKY right?Honestly, I don't understand this one. Maruzen's unique is a better inherit and it's the same stats.
>>533862595we've been telling you from day 1 that you should always have a spark saved before rolling. it's not "over for you", golshi week will give +6000 carats next week, but stop wasting what you get.
Does an Uma stature matter for breaking from traffick / avoid getting boxed? That would mean someone as small as Taishin a much better end closer than Gold Ship?
Umas are not for sexualization or tryharding. They are cute daughters and you watch them run and sing and dance to celebrate doing their best.
>>533863156>Hierarchical thinking directly led to an avoidable plane crashSee this is why you should be allowed to call your boss a retard if hes being a retard
>>533863614Seiun Chud is the best inherit for fronts, I don't like fronts so I can easily skip.
>>533863645>Umas are not for sexualizationTell them to stop breaking into their trainers apartment and flirting with them then
>>533863645>not fucking your daughterImagine hating your kids that much
Couldn't be me
>>533863212>>533863347>>533863427>>533863476but... uuh... fried chicken...? ...why?
maybe I should stop asking questions...
>>533863212It's the other way around actually, here in SEA sometimes people feed rice or shirmp crackers to stray cats and they'd still eat them sometimes. Herbivores in other hand are more strict with their diet, especially when horses can't puke so you have to be careful on what you feed them.
>>533862761>>533863212>>533863474Just head over to /an/ thereโs a specific thread still up dedicated to the topic
>>533863865Their KFC is different from ours and doesn't suck
>>533862761Because fried chicken
>>533863645>daughtersThey are not my flesh and blood so no, they are potential mates
>>533863495yes. for a time you got in-game promo items including kfc themed skins and events only unlockable with irl kfc purchases. you got a code to enter in game, it's one of the few times the "enter code" is used in the future.
>>533863645>not for sexualization>posts a violently sexual uma
>>533862402The higher the stat is the more each individual stat point counts towards the score.
It's better to have 1200/0/0/0/0 than have 240/240/240/240/240 in terms of score.
>>533863212It's better to stick to what a herbivore naturally eats and bar them from eating anything else. Yeah a cow will eat a snake if its hungry but itll have catastrophic effects on its stomach that it could survive, but just as easily could ruin it
>>533864017>violently้NTR! suki
>>533863645Shut up, Kiryu. You're not gonna stop me from lewding the sexy horses
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>>533863645There are horses who are far too sexy and lovely to not sexualize
>>533863212>horses can eat chicken Iโve seen that gif.
>>533851779they hate each other
both in game and irl
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