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Suzuka Love

i like mihono "cyborg" bourbon

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAARBBYYYYYYYYYYYY

>all these white sparks
>no groundwork
fuck

>this is what i'm running into in CM rooms
Jesus fucking christ.

how much does a late race debuff actually hurt if your uma runs out of stamina

Any clubs still looking for members?

*smokes your waifu in CM*

Vodka a good girl

Digitan LOVE

If a cute gamer girl had the ultimate parent borrow uma for CM, but her follows were full and she told you to subscribe to her onlyfans if you want a slot or to get lost, what would you do?

>>537816907
>2
what's the first one

VROOM VROOM!
>I respect her a lot.

BAKUSHIN!

>>537816962
I remember seeing this yesterday, is this actually real? Thought it was a meme

>>537816973
pitsex

>>537816938
You ever hear what happened to horses like Silence Suzuka and Rice Shower?

I just married Narita Brian

>god run has failed in the ura finale twice already
please dont. please just do the needful.

Can't get that Long spark to activate and it's been a while already...
Also got a Mcqueen and her anime collab alt with monthly trainee scout tickets from using cleats and one from the current event. Which one would be the best to use for that Gemini cup?

>>537816962
at 3 borrows a day, lolno

>makes literal sex design
>prohibits you to create lewds of them
I fucking hate these guys

>>537816712
Curren kinda groomed herself in order to get trainer to call her cute.

>>537817004
his rudolf is fire though ngl guy hit the cm lottery jackpot

sniffing Grass Wonder's big sweaty butt
sniffing Tazuna's large sweet smelling butt

>>537817042
>medium S
wrong cup bwo

>>537816962
Literally who

1100+/1100+, spurt, 3 gold recovery, long S gold ships getting BTFO by my 1200/900, no spurt, 2 recovery, long A gold ship CM1 rapist. what is happening? are my debuffers just better?

Realistic Oguri

>>537816962
So this is the power of CM title holders...

>1100/1100 lost the URA finale
fucking retarded fucking stupid fucking game. it should be illegal to do this. if you have better stats and break out of the pack, you should never ever ever ever be caught.

Taiki Shuttle is really growing on me.

>537816962
if I commented on how pacific-adjacent I think this poster is then my post would get deleted and I would get a 3 day

Oh come on dude

>>537816681 (OP)
Is the shadow that Manhattan Cafe is chasing Sunday Silence?

>>537816969
Too big for 4chan

>>537817256
bullshit. athletes can eat so damn much

>>537817249
>are my debuffers just better?
yeah probably, high stamina but low wit makes it super vulnerable to debuffers because debuffs scale accordingly.

>>537817012
Proof?

>>537816958
Is she asking me on a date?

So what are the team recommendations for Gemini? Besides Golshi and Rudolf i don't know who else to put in

>>537817454
Literalmente yo

this is what a true haru lover looks like

>>537817279
I love her and her silly antics.

>>537816681 (OP)
Cafe owes me coffee

Can pace chasers even win CM2

>>537817320
That’s Manhattan on the top and Sunday Silence on the bottom

>>537817087
I'd give her an acupuncture session of my own

>>537816958
Is this how this girl try to seduce her trainer?

>>537817561
Can they?
Sure
Will they?
Unlikely

>>537817313
I don't get it. Delete this post before you embarrass yourself!

Don't forget to take care of your trainee's ears

>>537817561
I've only seen them win with lucky pace promotion

Hello Ikuno Dictus, I'm Cocktus Hardus.

3 borrowed runs
3 glue horses
tomorrow will be a better day for sure

>>537817087
she's not a horse you can make porn of her all you want

>>537817706
is dia-chan the horniest umamusume

>>537817706
Which uma has the softest ears?

>>537817720
>no biggus dickus
Fucking zoomers don't know what's good

>>537817680
Look closer, Tazuna

>>537817451
She is testing the waters
Gotta get her bike first

>>537817805
Raisu

>>537817865
He has a mare, you know...

>>537816961
how's your stash looking for digitan digitanbro

There's no going back after this...

>>537797645
>Constantly breaks 4th wall on euthanasia
what did he mean by this?

>>537818060
ANON YOU HAVE TO RU -ACK

>>537817781
cygames wouldnt mind if i drew tazuna r18 over and over? are you sure?

Friends, left or right?

Teio!

>>537817732
y-yeah..

>>537817886
I still don't see it. Just delete your post and let's move on.

narita taishin and coming 5th in her debut race. name a more iconic duo.

>>537818183
raitu-des

>>537818183
Right has more effective stam if all golds proc

>>537816630
yeah haru is an issue. you really need a pair of super minmaxed parents. Nothing has good afffinity with her, so you pretty much need 6 parents who all can run all 3 triple crowns to get all those affinity boosts. one parent triple turf sparks, the other triple long sparks, then keep sending runs. you've got a 48% chance for 1 aptitude inspiration, 15% chance for 2, so you're basically gambling on a 5% chance to get Turf B Long B to pull it off

>>537817454
this is an english only board sir

>>537818183
definitely right. more speed & power, 3 recovery skills, and stamina eater.

>>537818041
good

How the fuck you reach 1100+ stam with Taishin? I have 3, THREE cards 3lb creek, 3lb mcqueen 3lb rice shower.

Rarely I even reach 1000. It seems 4 stam cards is a must for that cripple horse.

>slacker
>next turn
>3 rainbow
Well, what is it going to be RNG-kun? There is a 7% failure rate for this + slacker

>>537817865
>not the obvious joke literally everyone and their mother has made for the past 1278 generals straight, from a pop culture movie literally the entire world knows and still quotes frequently to this day
whoa based anon you're so patrician with your tastes, only true oldies like you and me would know Monty Python

>>537817706
every night I take care of Rice's ears

>>537818395
Run Tazuna and click on Speed/Stam when she's on it

ok i think you need excess stamina to frontrun career

>got Seiun Sky’s card on debut
>fell in love with her laidback tomboy attitude during her support scenes + her appearances in other stories like Special Week’s career
>wanna roll for her because she’s genuinely my umawife
>mfw everyone’s gonna think I’m just a filthy metafag for rolling for her

>>537817846
I will put my hand there

>>537817706
I can't, it's over

Just got acupuncturist ON TURN 3 with matikanefukukitaru... I'm gonna click the strength chackra bwos

>>537818001
vute wife material

>>537818515
Me but with Cafe in a few months

>>537817313
Haru. Don't look behind you.

Overall today was a extremely shitty day, all three careers were total shit with horrible rng,

>>537818515
As a golshifag from pakatube, first time?

>>537818515
Do it for her!

>>537818584
you should click charm and the stats you get from early rainbows will far outweigh the stats of the power chakra.

>>537818515
>giving a fuck what other people think

>haven't gotten spurt hint from gold ship in all 3 borrow runs
I might be fucked

>>537818431
if you don't click it you'll wonder what might've been if you had clicked it every time you see her in your veteran list
that is all i will say

>>537818371
holy moly, are you going for a 5star? by the time her banner drops i'd say you can get two sparks

>>537818493
do you run 2 stam or 2 speed?

>>537817495
t. PeruANO

>>537818493
reaching 1200/1000 with a friend card in the deck? need real american patriots to fact check this

>>537816781
Your image bro?

>>537818440
>instead of a well known reference creates a portmanteu worthy of a toddler
>calls himself an oldie
You need to be 18 years old to browse this general

>>537818171
anon you have to know this tazuna is actua

>>537818060
remember to use protection or else...

>>537816962
would you?

special week is really good at winning derby and really bad at winning satsuki sho/hopeless

>>537818679
imagine if her overalls slipped off in public and she has nothing on below

>>537818730
3speed/2stm/1 Tazuna
>>537818756
I am only saying this because bwo has 3LB Creek, Tazuna is a whale card because using it asssumes you have 3LB/MLB Kita and Creek

>>537818712
We won

>>537818515
>mfw everyone’s gonna think I’m just a filthy metafag for rolling for her
I've been a goldship fan since S1 anime aired, you simply have to not care what other people think online

>>537818493
do you click even if no one is there and just tazuna?

>>537816916
>powerlet
I do not fear this

tazuna instead of what? what card do you drop for her in a taishin run?

I'm never getting as good a Gold Ship as the one I got with every good skill, but 340 guts 280 wit. At least I finally got a decent Spurt Parent for all Long End Closers. Granted this is only good for Gold Ship and Narita and whoops...

>>537818452
I guess AI is not so bad after all

>>537818515
My favorite characters? Christmas Oguri, Summer Maruzensky, and Seiun Sky.

>>537818113
why are umas like this? one can't even rest in peace anymore

>>537818872
this is why you should keep gambling

>>537818584
strength chakra failed... shiraoki giveth, shiraoki taketh away

You can't tell me not to gamble with the gamble uma. That would be like telling oguri to not take the fatty option

>>537818916
Depends. If there's no rainbow on anything, then yeah. She makes training super cheap

>>537818552
What happens if you do anyway??

I HATE YOU /uma/!

>>537818832
Bold of you to assume that wasn't my plan all along

I was trying to make a debuff Urara and got a Hot Spring Ticket, wat do?

You know Tama's actually really cute without the retarded head scarf

>>537819034
would you do it in the beginning when you have to get the friendship up

>>537818916
i mean if there are four umas with good training effectiveness on wit and skill point bonus or something you should probably click that instead but generally an otherwise-empty tazuna on speed/stam is good because of the energy reduction alone

>>537819102
shut up

>>537818862
>he thinks the lazy uma would bother putting on excess clothing

>>537819171
Absolutely, get high level speed/stam facilities asap

watcha doing

should i replace my rob joy with a 0 lb seiun?

>>537819153
I really want her because she's voiced by Naomi Oozora who is queen of the Gremlin Voice

>try to keep it safe in career runs, never take any trainings over 10%, decline acupuncture etc.
>never get anywhere, teeter around 600 stats
>risk it all, take 30-50% trainings and acupuncture
>get 1200s
at last I truly see, this is a gambling game...

>>537818832
sauce...

>>537818927
tazuna is only good if you have a MLB whale deck

>>537819253
Mayano status?

>>537819252
Pokke Sexo

>>537818493
I will try it tomorrow, thanks.
>>537818927
>tazuna instead of what? what card do you drop for her in a taishin run?
I have mlb kita, mlb eishin, 3lb sweep, 3lb creek.

Kita is must. So is creek. It seems mcqueen is also a must because sleeping lion isn't good. That leaves us with a choice between mlb eishin, 3lb sweep and 3lb manhattan.

>>537819227
THAT'S SUPPOSED TO BE MINE!

>>537819227
protection pls

>>537819252
pokke, hopefully

>>537819384
3 LB

>>537818721
>are you going for a 5star?
If the Three Goddesses will it
Truthfully, I am eyeing other banners but will only decide if I am rolling when they appear in game

>>537819265
Damn, you're right. Those are some real good gremlins.

>>537819498
I'd stick with Rob

>>537818656
just had her agemasen me twice on 2 of 3 borrows before debut just before reading this.

>>537819252
pokke...

>>537818976
For me RIGHT NOW? It's Goshi, Oguri, and Nature.

>>537819252
*Rapes you*

Grim.

One day I'll get you there, I swear...

>>537819671
I also have a high opinion of the team who won Taurus for me

>>537818976
>>537819671
My favorite characters change every month

>>537819252
p-please close your legs

Imagine being raped by Tokai Teio and Symboli Rudolf at the same time haha

Goddamn, my Taishin run was cursed. She lost every race after hopeful stakes. Every single one. How much worse rng can become?

>>537819750
spe needs correction

>>537819252
>>537819630
>>537819678
>>537819826
Disgusting-ass cutting board

>>537819913
Jealous?

The Phantom Umamusume

Dogai deio :DDDD

>>537819102
>>537819212
sex

whiffed the entire triple crown, you know what that means
perfect sparks incoming
these long races are actually kinda rough without super creek

>>537819913
still mine cutting board

>>537817706
I like when my trainee takes care of my ears

Nice Nature ace
Oguri debuffer

>>537819498
>0lb 70 priority
damn seiun sky is kinda goated

>>537818060
Ofvere will protect me...

>>537819325
pixiv.net/en/users/18514610

>>537819153
she is ALWAYS cute! her scarf is NOT retarded!

>>537819913
>cutting board
>With expiration bumps that big
She wishes she could be as sexy as pic related.

>>537819153
most umas are extra cute without their accessories

is 1k stamina enough for an end closer in this race? i cant get 1200 stamina with any appreciable Speed too.

>>537820338
Mmyes and by accessories you mean clothes.

>>537819265
same
I also gotta scout Oguri cause I used my SSR ticket on Mc Queen so they all come together

>>537820424
yes if two golds, no if not

Tamamo Cross is evil

>>537819212
whors

Ya know, I’m surprised that Bridal Mayano didn’t get any controversy like how Bridal Sanaki got in FEH. With how big the game is, you’d think the fanbase would be utterly normified into hating lolis like in Hoyo games, but culturally, we’re not too far off from Blue Archive players.

>>537820512
tits2big
off model reee

>>537820192
It is retarded and she's cuter without it.

>>537820528
I don't see the big deal. I like young cartoon girls, yeah, but that isn't what makes me a pedophile.

You are now thinking of NN

>>537820528
fire emblem already had a decently sized existing western playerbase before the gacha

>>537819252
This is her canon boyfriend

This is my best Gold Ship, how inordinate screwed am I? I have not been able to get another one with all these skills and stats without some massive trade off like: No S Long, sub 1000 speed or no Spurt

>>537820528
Go back to /feh/

>>537820712
great if skills proc, doomed if not

>>537820701
Damn, I look good for my age

>>537820589
She's a future mother so it makes sense

I usually read all of the umas stories
But damn
Grooves is BORING
The best parts are when Rudolf or Suzuka join in, but I can't read anymore, it's just the same every time...
Are there any umas with boring stories like her?

>>537820637
>I like young cartoon girls, yeah, but that isn't what makes me a pedophile.
According to Texas now, yes it does. I hate this shithole spic and nog state so much.

>>537820637
Oh

>>537819212
>>537819102
>>537820512
>>537820589
SHE'S PERFECT!!

>>537820701
>This guy got both Fuji Kiseki and Pokke
Some people just have it all

I'm tired of Nice Nature propaganda

This game's RNG can be insulting at times.

>>537820528
Micaiah is bae

>>537820528
Most trannies that usually complain about this things got filtered with the taurus cup

>last borrow of the day
>fail a 3% before debut
yeah I'm thinking it's bricked

stop lusting after underaged horses and date feminist 3dpd hags

nothing is more demoralizing than a highroll junior/classic year into a drought of rainbows

>>537820637
what is it instead that makes you a pedophile?

What can I make with Spe and Bakushin parents?

>>537820848
>according to texas
That only means the opposite is correct

>>537820701
stop doxxing me anon

>>537820918
I leave the thread when it happens

>43% double speed rainbow
>fail
>bottom option
>practice perfect
>41% triple speed rainbow
>succeed
BAKUSHIN!

do late surgers ever get buffed in the future?

>>537820937
The trannies, tumblrfags and underage retards infesting gacha games these days don't complain about lolis in the games they play, they complain instead about anyone who likes those lolis and if you ask them why they're playing a game they claim promotes pedofillya they stop responding

>>537821086
It's more likely for repressed individuals to become deviants
Look at jewish, muslim and catholic houses. Most are prudes and most end up being either pedophiles, abusers, or both
Watching too much porn just makes you an inoperable mess but most times those won't lead to anything other than wasting too much on paper tissue and vpns

>>537820795
anon? your protection status?

>>537817278
What's your power? without effective 600 they tend to blow it

>>537820701
um excuse me this is fuji kiseki's husband also known as literally me

>>537821267
The funniest thing is
>THIS CHARACTER IS A CHILD AND IS ILLEGAL MATERIAL
>proceeds to post said material
>nothing happens because it's not illegal
Social media ruined this generation.

NARITA TAISHIN FUCKING SUCKS WHY CAN'T SHE JUST WIN HER FUCKING CAREER RACES

>>537820918
Become the change

>>537821343
You must be mistaken. Fuji Kiseki is my wife.

>>537820795
What the fuck is wrong with her hand

>>537821436
the zionist feminist brainwashing of the newer generations was successful

>>537821480
She don’t like you lil bwo

>>537821086
Liking young fleshworld girls.

>>537821480
>my taishin wins kikuka on bad mood
Maybe the problem is the trainer...

>1000 speed
>1000 power
>Taiki Shuttle still comes 2nd by Neck in campaign
What do they feed American horses

of my 18 bingo spins, 12 have been Long shoes lol

>>537821517
why are you guys seething over something not happening

stealing Almond’s Milk money

>>537821513
Sorry, my semen is riddled with growth hormones

>>537821617
npc horses also get 400 stat boost, why do you think Creek and Rice always mog you in Kikuka Sho and Tenno Spring

>>537821617
GMOs and steroids.

>>537821284
>>537821592
I messed up my joke, I meant to write what makes (you) a pedophile, if it's not bridal mayano top cun.

>>537821320
power was 700

>>537821332
Natie love!

i have run my three aces through many CM rooms and the only conclusion that i can come to is that gemini cup is literal RNG and nothing you do can influence the outcome.

>>537821726
Umamusume desperately needs loli versions of non-loli horses.

>>537821834
Like I said...

Is there a worse feeling in campaign than not getting a single rainbow during summer?

>>537817706
Stop uma rape with one simple trick

What's the proc chance for 350 wit again?

>>537821985
getting slacker losing all the turns during summer pls it also gives you awful mood

>>537821948
Those are called my children.
And just post your favorite uma and give me 9 months

>>537821985
Getting slow metabolism two turns before summer, failing the infirmary and then getting a quad rainbow in speed.

>>537822179
don't gamble on food event near summer retard

>>537821923
Based.

>got my first ever hot springs ticket
>with my literal daughter

always gamble on food event unless full energy though

>>537822229
10% chance is always worth gambling for and if youre a pussy you wont get the umas you want

>>537820712
If the skill proc, epic
but you are abysmal wit, even moreso than usual

Guys... I am so tired of needing to borrow Kita because mine is only 2LB. When are we gonna get stuff that lets us uncap these cards? Or do I just need to put out for the rerun?

>>537822109
>>537822179
I wish I'd never asked!

>>537822138
Here you go bro have fun with him

>>537822280
There's nothing sexual about that, you pervert
Or what? You've never bathed with your children?

>>537822280
Sir why are you posting naked pictures of your daughter on the Internet?

>>537822386
mine is 0LB and i still dont borrow MLB kitasan (i also dont own creek and need to borrow her instead)

She doesn’t know that I want her to pee herself

erm, am I going to get raped?

>>537822386
you don't need kita bro

>>537822280
You thought it was sexo, but it was me, daughteru.

>>537822409
Don't mind if I do

>>537819558
>Producer-dono we need a voice for our female brat
>Speak no more

>>537822483
I pulled Creek while on my way to sparking Kita twice. One and only good thing to happen that day.

ive heard that there's some sort of auto career thing in JP idk if that's even true but if it is how does it even work? you have to make a decision every turn how would auto know what you want to do
and yes i know even if it is a real thing we won't get it for 2 years so not worth thinking about but i was curious

I swear if this fails...

>>537822619
Depends entirely on whether you consent or not

>>537822642
>4 mlb cards
Probably gonna be impossible for him

>>537822619
she can't rape the willing

>>537822179
Can't say that has ever happened to me. The quad rainbow during summer that is.

>still a few days off from 2* McQueen
RIP

>>537822842
4?

>>537822335
>>537820771
She has a 50/50 chance of winning then. She either will or will not. I should really work on a Taishin ace now.

>>537822698
You set some parameters like if you wanna prioritize skill hints, races or stats, and the game plays auto mode in real time.
Its really inefficient but good if youre taking a shower or somethin

>>537822763
The 2% fail happened to me yesterday so I already ate the bad RN for you.

>>537821698
if they aren't angry about something they have to confront their own internal thoughts

wait what

>>537821923
Shut the FUCK up Reddityon

>get everything besides guts over 600
>get guts 1*
What a great first career run of the day

>>537822642
NTA but my spe is at lb0, taishin at lb1 and sweep at lb0
I am so fucking fucked

>>537822938
yeah i figured the tradeoff would be, it's auto but you won't get good stats like you would manual, just didn't know how exactly it'd function. that's cool though. i'd definitely do a few extra runs every day after i do my 3 borrows if i could auto it at work or whatever

>>537822876
It's a magical moment

>>537823064
>my spe is at lb0
Bwo???

>>537823031
>tumblr cafe

finally a 3* speed... but I need a 3* stamina...

Is the king jobber support card that good? I have it a 1LB and never use it

>>537823305
good parent tbqh

>My 5 rests at the start of my career are 5 sleep deprived in a row.
I gave up, would you have done the same?

>>537823026
some conditions have alternate ways of being cured. mainly just an extra way to get lucky but not reliable.

This decent for long CM or do I need more speed?

I've been spark farming for 13 runs
I have gotten one 2* blue
One
I'm treating myself to a Bakushin run

>>537823202
I'M SORRY, OKAY???

>>537823183
im going to have sex with this horse

go on without me.....
im not gonna make it....

I love the bingo! I love clicking like 6 times at different places on the screen whenever I get a new prize! I love UI/UX! I love Japanese devs!

>>537818060
>Consecutive hot spring tickets
I think she loves me back

>>537823313
60 spec, speed and power bonus, okay friendship, mood and training bonus. Big skill hints with firm conditions and corner recovery. Also gives out 55 stats with 35 being speed through events, though does have a 20 energy cost. Good card.

My favorite horse
Flicker gooning

>>537823313
it's okay before MLB but nothing special. at MLB it gets +1 power and an increase in hint level which is makes it strong.

>>537823356
If the chance of sleep deprived is indeed 10%, as the reference document claims, then you hit a 0.001% chance there.

I give up on training Taishin

>>537823050
I went through 13 careers with 1* blue sparks. That shit drove me insane, especially a Oguri that had long and spurt, but 1* guts.

>>537823697
pretty sure the doc is wrong on this

The BIG BAKUSHIN project was an overwhelming success, gentlemen

>Love Taishin
>run multiple careers with Taishin
>got decent sparks from it
>can't use it for Taishin
What's the point...

When are we getting another event welfare ssr that isn't abysmal dogshit?

>>537823554
this horse is such a massive failure, we are gonna glue her trainer aswell

>>537823785
what do you need that much power for?

>>537823697
i lost two 2% fail trainings in a row in junior year on one of my borrows today
what's the odds on that, maths guy

>>537823794
Circle Taishin parent back around so Taishin can be inspired by her grandparent self.

>>537823852
i think that might be for the best at this point

>>537823859
Accelerating to top speed in the last spurt section as quickly as possible. Your speed is capped in the midsection, and in Sprints, the final section is obviously very short.

FUCK
>Just barely in the B+ bracket, when I was aiming for the open leagues
I should've just let some of the skillpoints go to waste and not bothered with hydrate or prepared to pass.

>>537823859
So her hoverboard can get across the water.

imagine if this had S

>>537824027
gee anon how come your mom lets you have FOUR golds?

>>537824076
how in the actual fuck

>>537823819
Yeah, about that...

>>537823859
Spint is all about shotgunning yourself and stamina is not needed.

Side note: Should Taishin run 3speed/3stamina or 3speed/2stam/aoi?

>>537824076
cards?

>>537824027
there are some calculators out there if you want to minmaxx, also that tachyon doesn't have acceleration

>>537824056
but why did it work halfway across the water before it stopped? but it still hovered above the water? how does it work??

>guy logs in for the first time in 4 days
>requests dirt shoes
>logs off

>>537823608
You're merely a vessel to draw life force from. She'll drop you once you're tapped out or she gets bored. You've been warned

>>537824076
Show deck please

Why is she so SP hungry

>mood is already good
>just need a bit more energy so I can fit another training in before rest
>recreation
>Karaoke
EVERY FUCKING TIME

>4 career races left
>my statline
idk how you guys are getting 1k spd and stam before ending wtf

>>537824242
>but why did it work halfway across the water before it stopped?
Couldn't reach its max speed so it stopped.
>but it still hovered above the water?
It just stalled, but it still functions.
>how does it work??
It's science, i aint gotta explain shit

>>537824378
don't even bother unless you have a full MLB (preferably all SSR) deck

>>537823819
>F2P game
>Expects welfares to good

First gacha? Good welfares only happen due to mistakes.

>>537823783
I feel like it must be, as I had a run earlier today where 5 out of 6 rests were sleep deprived.

>>537823889
0.04%

Is running front runner for every race in career a meme or does it really not matter? 3 careers in a row i've only won maybe half my first 6 races even though I have double or more stats than the other horses.

>>537824495
erm

>>537824518
wooaaa... math is so col...

fun parent run

>>537824378
best i can do is 1000/800 sorry

>>537824275
>>537824153
15 stamina, 2 pwr sparks but my spe beat it

any B+ clubs with space I have 23M fans taurus platinum title and won't request dirt shoes 342761474698

>>537824135
I might be stupid but those don't seem very great..

>>537824714
>those cards
lmoa of course

>>537824738
How long have you been playing 23M fans is low.

>he thinks rng decides the winner and not calculating the odds of winning
dumb dumb 1200 speed 900 stamina 800 power wins this CM easily

>>537824106
I'd have had five if Sped didn't keep all the food for herself.

>>537824163
I put a lower emphasis on power partly due to it being a long race and having plenty of room to catch up. The main idea being that open leagues is gonna be clown show on a race this long, so all I need is a baseline minimum of speed/power while simply out-stamming all the other B rank umas.

>>537824153
>>537824829
i always see someone ask this question and the answer is always the same

>durr train wit and high roll for high stats
alright
>1 friend speed, ok train wit
>1 friend speed, ok train wit
>1 friend speed, ok train wit
>1 friend speed, ok train wit
>1 friend speed, ok train wit
>2 friend speed, nice train speed
>next turn is career race, turn after is summer training. ok, will rest for full energy
>night owl, mood down
>race, night owl procs, mood down
>summer goes by with all supports spread between stamina/power/guts
there's no fucking way

umamusume is pig game

>>537824928
Yakusoku

Fuck all speed cards are so fucking ass why do I even run 4 if I only get either 1 rainbow or nothing at all

>>537825002
take the Tazuna pill

>>537824742
You may very well be stupid but you are also correct. Bourbon has good frontrunner skills but that's her only saving grace.

>>537824931
this happens way too often to me as well. 50-60 specialty priority my ass

>>537824027
That's more than just a bit, dummy. You could drop a gold and still be in B+.

man

>>537824928
We just want to see that unicorn that hit the nuts with a shit deck like us

>>537824593
>having to borrow mlb creek
lmaoing @ your entire life

IT'S TIME

It's crazy you can get the low metabolism event multiple times, this is 3 so far on this run.

For my next horrific experiment I will make a pace sprint maruzensky

>>537819854
I want trainer and special week to have dozens of children..

>>537824027
B cutoff is 8200, anon. Also I wouldn't be counting on so many recoveries with that wit. Stats are more reliable.

>>537824914
I started during the mambo support card event idk how long ago that was

People actually think 'everyone is struggling' to train their Uma for the gemini cup or is it just a psyop to make group A easier?

I can guarantee you you'll find like 70% of your opponents with 1k+ speed /1.2k stamina, long S, propery recovery skills etc. Don't underestimate the autism in this game. People will be ready. Anyone telling you different is probably just trying to seed you into the bracket as easy win.

>>537824378
>>537824593
What do your facilities look like? Outside of just bad rngs on rainbows seems like a training issue to not have speed or stam higher

>>537824593
with gold ships 20% stam boost, you're honestly better off bringing 4 speed.

>>537825250
nyo.....

>>537825364
lol no, you can easily get to the finals there will be a lot of bad ones in graded

>>537825276
I'm not wearing by glasses and it looked like she was firing her laser from the thumb.

>>537825364
Yeah we all thought this before Taurus Cup and then we found 70% of people are running some 700/500/700 piece of shit.

>>537825134
Literally my deck..

so far so good I guess

>>537825364
retards couldn't even build properly for Taurus

>stamina skill
>Speed icon

>>537825134
>not a whale = bad deck

>13 skills
>3 stats at SS
>1* guts and two whites
I love the spark system.

>>537825364
You are underestimating the casual vs autists player ratio

>>537825558
I mean yeah, usually.

Only thinking of Pokke

>>537825553
?

>>537825409
should i just forego wit, a lot of junior year is spent not hitting speed/stam either since the cards like to show up on guts/wit, pic related it y3m5
>>537825414
I was thinking about that or a power card yeah

>started playing in JP
>installed hachimi + umaTL
>JP feels too comfy because of full auto mode making it easier to farm parents
>can reroll shitty guts/wit sparks
>drop global
it's over....

>>537825206
>>537824829
>>537824928
Just sell a single cs case and stop being lucklets. I didnt even use my paid gems yet.

>>537825002 (me)

FUCK THIS SHIT 5 TURNS WITHOUT SPEED RAINBOW, FUCK YOU KITASAN NIGGER , SWEEP TRASH, EISHIT FLASH AND SPECIAL NEEDS. DIDNT GET A SINGLE DOUBLE RAINBOW IN SPEED, ONLY STAMINA, WTF AM I GONNA DO WITH THIS MUCH STAMINA

>>537825535
I wonder what happened in that island until they got rescued

>>537825652
hard to say you need to balance not missing out on getting your stam and speed leveled up. I usually give up on gauges by classic summer and focus and upgrading my facilities since rainbows are going to be junk on low levels

>>537825710
>WTF AM I GONNA DO WITH THIS MUCH STAMINA
your best...

>>537825892
Hmm gotcha, do cards tend to show up on their stats more at higher levels? Speed cards on speed, etc

>>537825364
I was stuck as a 900/900 B+ shitter going up against 1k speed 900 stam 900 pwr A rankers in taurus cup so I don't know who's expecting otherwise

>>537825720
we did some extra training

I may have gone a little too hard on stamina.

>>537825414
I think you might be right about that

>>537825660
>hachimi + umaTL
What's that magic you speak about?

How much children do (you) want with (you)r wife?

>>537826191
11

>>537826191
1263

>>537826191
Three so we can make a CM team.

My first 6 rests in this campaign have been 5 +30s.

>>537826012
Yes it's a formula that's why it's so important.

>>537826191
One and done

I gave up 3 careers today where i got a mood down or night owl in the first 5 turns

>>537826795
Ok that makes more sense, I've been focusing on maxing out all of my bonds by at least the first summer and then being extremely late on getting facilities leveled up to 5 then

I'm gonna blow my brains out trying to build a debuffer, every card refuses to give out any hints and if they do its the wrong skills

>>537826153
Hachimi is the mod that allows to uncap the fps limit and translate the game by using community's translation or MTL.
Hachimi's default repository for translations takes months to be updated but there's a better alternative called umaTL
https://github.com/UmaTL/hachimi-tl-en

I want to fuck Dober

>>537826012
>>537826795
>>537826886
Wait sorry I misread this. No they don't their showing up is decided by the stat specialty priority which is a very important stat on the reliability of a card

You should aim for lv5 by senior year but bonds come first up to classic then I would focus on levels, maintaining energy and mood so you can take the high rolls when they come especially with the high stat target

>>537826729
Now that you've complained the next one will have night owl attached

I give up on Gemini Cup. Every run has been an absolute failure so far not even fucking close to hitting 1000/1200.
Not to mention she somehow couldn't win the URA Finals with these fucking stats.

>>537827035
So bond as much as you can till orange up to classic -> switch to leveling facilities at the start of classic all the way into senior year?

>>537827272
that's the usual target it's more a flow chart goal as laid out in various sources like global doc or VF's training guide
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwM4rnc7dcA&pp=2AbDCQ%3D%3D

>>537827098
show deck

REQUESTING KITASAN BLACK, SATONO DIAMOND AND MANHATTAN CAFE LARGE MASSIVE MAMARIES BREASTS

>>537827418
I posted it earlier >>537825134

>>537826191
As many as her body can handle

Who are you saving your tickies for, /uma/?

>>537827460
swap cafe for taishin and you are good to go

im SICK and TIRED of reddit cafe/agnes propaganda

>>537827437
>redditcafe

>>537827624
ARE YOU GONNA POST HER TITS OR NO, FAG|

>>537827565
s-saving?

>>537827565
I don't know.

>>537827579
Dude I had 3 Stamina cards there and I still didn't cap and I have shit speed. If I go 4 speed I'll just flip it and I'll have non capped speed but close and shit Stamina.
I'm just fucked I have to face the facts I don't have good enough support cards to compete in CMs. And it's not just Gold Ship my Taishin runs have been garbage too.

show me your debuffer deck please

I'm so fucked, my account is MADE for late surgers and sprint/mile

Should I roll for Swimsuit Reddit even if I like Valentine Reddit more, I also like Christmas Reddit Cap and will use her in every CM

>>537827565
Summer Maru, Santa Oguri, and Tamamo Cross

>>537826918
Is it good enough to play that version without needing to know moonrunes?

>>537827565
just blew them on air groove
i didn't get air groove

>>537825134
are those all your MLB cards?

>>537825134
um bwo getting to lb3 mcqueen is free yknow...

PLEASE JUST A CRUMB OF LONG S

>>537825364
>Don't underestimate the autism in this game.
What fucking autism? I don't know why you retards pretend this game is anything more than a slot machine. There is no skill, there is no strategy, there is nothing to learn, there is nothing to improve upon. You progress by getting lucky or opening your wallet, every single thing in this game is dictated by luck.

It's a game for retards, not autists.

>borrow runs all bricked from debut
Just one of those days

>>537826191
3. Neither of us have a choice in the matter

oguri fat earning her meals in second year so far.

>>537826191
6

happy meek's creamy autistic legs...

You niggas be farming for a long S just to get beat by a Long A uma.

Two questions /uma/
1. Are you rolling for Seiun Sky?
2. Do you use carat TP refills?

>>537828091
for gameplay? unironically yes, latest career scenario (DYI) is translated but you wil need MTL to enjoy the career story the intro is fully translated tho.
most of the main and uma stories is fully tranalated too.

>>537828717
1: Yes. I have 14 single pulls ready for her
2: No

I don't know why anyone is thinking they can make group A (much less win) with anything less than 17 gold recoveries. Srsly.

>>537817042
Is Stamina Eater not considered a broken skill? Because it’d be one thing if it just drained stamina, but the fact that it steals it seems broken as fuck

>>537826191
9 for an increased chance of survival

>~10 thirty energy rests
>~7 mood down events
>multiple <10% fails
>night owled right before URA phase
>choke in the semifinals
>1* Guts
gg go next

>>537828717
1 no
2 i touch grass

>>537828770
new gaslight just dropped

>>537828717
I am rolling for HishiAma and if I get her I'll roll for Sky.
I still have over a hundred T30s.

>>537828717
>1. Are you rolling for Seiun Sky?
yes
>2. Do you use carat TP refills?
i've already spent over a thousand carats on them

Guys, I need help.

I'm between choosing Pump Iron and Pressure. I already have Spurt

How much stamina should a end closer have for long CM, 1000+?

>>537828879
it's 0.5%. you're like, tickling them

why are you giving me classic year speed + friends rainbows before kikuka sho
and no one on stamina either so i feel even worse for not clicking them

>he doesn't have 1200 stamina and 1000 guts
>he doesn't have maestro, go-home specialist, BOFA (deez), and cooldown
LITERALLY
BRICKED

Who would I drop for a 4th speed card? McQueen? Would it be better to bring in a LB2 Creek and borrow some other card?

>>537828387
lol how much did you fucked in Taurus Cup?

>>537829140
the only dropping you should do is off of a cliff

Y'all only post Taishin and Golshi. Where the other aces? Pace Chasers?

McQueen? Mayano?

>>537829126
>BOFA
>Cooldown
OH NONONONONONONONONO
OHOHOHO
UOOUHHUHUH
PFFTHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>537829140
McQueen and it's not close

>>537827565
Save? How tf am I supposed to get dupes to MLB my R Haru Urara? They are my sole source of dopamine in this god forsaken humilliation ritual of a game. Especially whenever I pull that sweet, sweet 7th copy of R Taiki Shuttle that I'm missing for my collection. I couldn't live without it.

>>537828770
Sorry I only listen to Taurus cup winners

>>537827858
>>537827858
>>537827858
>>537827858
gros?

>>537828165
The SR cards that I've actually unlocked MLB are complete unusable trash

>>537822619
benis :D

>>537829049
pls respond

The hell do you mean "fewer skills than the competition"?
This is a junior year race
I even have two skills bought, just how many skills do the NPCs have at this point?

>>537829140
Drop Queen and use whatever good speed card you have. Your deck is the better version of my deck, you could easily hit 1200/1100/1000 with another speed card, if you have good parents anyway.

>>537829140
do you need cooldown? if not, drop mcqueen

>>537829456
Borrowing Rice Shower

Haru Uraras are disappearing from CM rooms, Taishin bros our McQueen deck spot is BACK.

>>537829497
you can try using the 3LB taishin instead of bakushin

>>537829730
what am i supposed to be looking at here? wahts in the circle

>>537829404
my bad you should also take adrenaline rush, iron will, and unruffled or you will GAS 100%

>rolling for a boy
wtf dachis

>Do Tacyon runs.
>run the first medium race available, good stats
>Get absolutely dumpstered in both cases
>Run hopeful stakes, both runs
>Easy 1sts

What the fuck are the Umas in that maiden race fuckin fed, jesus christ

>>537829806
Falco's appreciable roundness

>>537829749
Why? She has no specialty prio she'll just fuck off to wit every summer camp

>>537816941
UMADash potentially in a day or two. I'm not giving up on anon that easy!

>>537829883
what the fuc kis a faclo

>>537829806
falcorb

>>537829497
lol we have the same deck bro.

Except I have LB2 Sweep and LB2 Kingu, and MLB Tachyon instead of Natie. Started playing launch week btw.

>>537827812
>I can't compete
>I'm not good enough
Then it is over for you

>>537829895
more training effectiveness and better hints could help

>>537828717
yes. Uma musume is all about breeding and seuin sky is the perfect example of a breedable target

>>537829991
uuuuhhhhh... huh?

YOU ARE JUST GOOD AT MAKING EXCUSES

>>537829587
I think my parents are good, according to this https://euophrys.github.io/uma-tiers/#/global my best deck would look like this

>>537828879
Not really, but Speed Eater on the other hand for the next CM will be funny. My MLB Daitaku is ready.

>>537830170
Mayano SEX Gun

600k fans
CALL IT

>>537830375
2 power

Need help finishing shopping /uma/. Maestro/Cooldown/Lion and Shadow already bought. Options are:

>Kyoto and Standard stamina: 81
>Long Straightaway: 70/147
>Long Corner: 70/147
>Teio Step: 180
>Duty of Dignity: 180
>Homestretch: 119
inb4 glue it. Curse of senior year supports fucking off happened, but this is probably the best I'm going to manage by gemini.

>>537830375
I CAST 1 GUTS SPARKS UPON THEE

>>537826926
How direct of you, Torena-san.

>>537830179
Should be good.

I'm still mad that Dantsu Flame is not playable

I wonder if Frenzied could make any real difference for Gemini.

>>537830375
2* stam 2* turf

doctah... come back...

>>537829497
>>537825134
-mcqueen
+taishin or welfare special week if you have it
Inherit stam
Good luck
Here's some old uma I made from July with worse stuff as a low benchmark

When you're bricked, you're bricked

>>537830412
>>537830569
>>537830648
so...this... this is the power of 100% winrate across 17 G1 races (21 total)....

>>537830439
i'd go
kyoto, standard. long straightaway and 2x long corner

>>537830439
Double corner is obvious that only leaves you enough for homestretch or kyoto and standard.

>boy I'm tired of gemini prep, maybe I should prep for cancer
>everyone says farm groundwork
>everyone says you need seiun sky
>everyone says you need to get groundwork onto Seiun Sky and then onto your aces with a bunch of proper greens/early race skills
If I haven't started grinding, I'm already behind huh....

>>537831114
accelerated release and only 3 borrows smile

Isn't it fucked up how only 1st place matters for everyone? There's anywhere between 9-18 horses in an average race, and the ones who don't win get glued. That's at least 9 uma being glued. If there are multiple races in any given race day, then that adds up.

Which one do I have to choose?
Super Creek>Seiun Sky>Mayano Top Gun ?

>>537831114
when you stop caring about the sweat and start focusing on your own personal goals the game becomes more fun

>>537831226
That's not true. Placing in at least top 5 is fine.

>>537831340
tl;dw
was it at Hishi Amazon?

>>537829497
if you ever use power cards, biwa is actually a monster. 15 training effectiveness, 1 bonus stam, 60 priority

>End up with slacker DURING summer despite trying to heal it once
can't be that bad, right

>>537831226
Place and show are both considered meaningful.

>>537831350
creek for gold recovery skill, mayano for stats.

>>537831478
-40 energy though

Well, I'm done. I don't even care if I don't win, I did my best. I still have to work on a Daiwa.

>>537831710
Air Glue

Good enough

there's nothing more soulless than posting goldship cm stats

>>537831658
boo-hoo, nigga. she makes up for it

>>537830737
nein I'm in a better place now

>>537831710
Empress? More like Empiss

there's no way SSR mcqueen is 50% chance of giving cooldown. I get that shit like 25% of runs tops

>>537831745
>>537831887
Please be nice to my wife

>>537831710
rape correction is needed

i started watching the anime from s1, it seems like your typical cgdct mixed with sports for the drama and action. also it's funny how every time special week passes a mob runner in the final spurt they always go "MURIII" wish they kept that in the game

>>537831972
bro your stamina

>>537831994
Only LOSERS fail their debut. Be smart, trade her in for a generic.

>>537831761
um why censor skill?
we can tell you're running Special Needs, you don't have to be THAT ashamed

/Uma/ Club is still has a spot for 1 clubless toreina anon.

>>537816941

>>537832051
S1 is ass. S2 is where it's at. I could barely finish the first one.

>>537831745
>>537831887
>>537832021
Now we're at the 4th mood down event after night owl into slacker and I'm not even at the first summer yet. If I wasn't massively behind on event points I'd mercy kill it.
>>537831994
Ur wife is SHIT.

CM2 *open* test room
8609 4808

I'm feeling the gay bwos

i wish my mayano was better

I think the one problem with uma musume is that there is no incremental progression. You can start grandparent farming weeks in advance but someone who's lucky will just overtake you in progression

>>537832336
remember to use protection

>>537832051
The art style is so dogshit on this one tho, S2 and S3 wera a huge improvement

>>537832350
>tether
Bwo....

>>537832298
5 mood downs now YEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!! This may be the worst career I have ever done. Please send something to me to mercy kill this.

>>537832415
it is absolutely demoralizing looking through /uma/ sometimes

>>537832252
>rank 51
How much discord is going on here?

>>537832510
took it to prune skills from the rudolph...

you guys really need to take the frenzied skills on your gemini debuffers
there are a tremendous amount of witlets because people are even more focused on training speed/stamina
witlet = more prone to being rushed
a rushed witlet hit by frenzy = dead

>>537832581
>discord

None.

>>537832732
>300 wit
>19% chance of being rushed
(i couldn't read the math formula so I can't tell with 400)
that is not high enough to build around probably

why is this the first thing i see on xitter? total artist death

>>537832794
you don't "build around it"
you simply take it with the skill points you're already saving by not having to buy murmur/dominator

>>537832558
boohoo mood down what a pussy

>>537832841
>inb4 it's the OP for next thread

>>537832841
skill issue

>>537831972
Chance % is dependant on what your stam stat is at the time you get the final event

So if you get it early on you're pretty fucked