Thread 724588596

Why do gacha players keep falling for that trick everytime?

Woooo schizo thread!

>>724589924
How is this a schizo thread?

>>724588596 (OP)
Buy an ad
Generals belong on /vg/

>>724588596 (OP)
what's the problem?

>>724588596 (OP)
i don't get it

>>724588596 (OP)
Yes

Is this the thread?

>The league selection period for the Champions Meeting: Leo Cup has begun!
gentlemen, check your ropes and sharpen your harpoons

1 10-pull later

>>724591730
How many days until it actually starts? I want to improve my Doto still.

Now it's official. Leo goes until the 9th meaning we'll be able to train Aoharu races before it ends...

>>724592009
Nov 3rd

>>724590843
>gets raped by Stay Gold, Orfevre, Agnes Tachyon, Duramente and Kitasan Black

>>724590843
Sweepy is such a sexy mare...

>character based off a horse, gun, ship, etc
Aha, not this time!

How the fuck do I train Gold City? It's a mile Uma, but 70-80% of her URA races are medium/long. If I focus too much on Power, I can't beat campaign races, if I spend points on Stamina, I don't get enough power to use her in Team Trials or PVPs. Why the fuck did CyGames put this horse in such a difficult campaign?

Oh so she is GIGA autismo huh?

>>724591172
Is it?

>>724591172
Is it? I have zero wit

God damn.

NOOOOO I DON'T WANT THE CRINGEBOT

>>724592562
She's German, yes.

>>724593236
Don't talk shit about professional Enka Singer Mihono Bourbon.

Uma.

I don't care about Leo Cup. They need to slow down the CM schedule.

bors I have 24k carats
do I roll for Eishin now, or wait until the anniversary freebies to go for pity in one big hit?

>>724593430
>>>/bmg/ (50 cal.)

Guess this can be used, is eishin also worth a few pulls? Shes cute

>>724593609
Do you like tits and autism? If so yes.

>>724593609
It's a waifufag banner, she can be good like every other uma as long as you're determined to make her good.

As far as Eishin, yea or neigh?

>>724593568
Eishin is mid. Wait for freebies and go for Kitasan

>>724593826
I would, she's a decent, cute late surger with krautism

>>724593826
I just had an event where she decided she would give Torena-san lessons about ladybugs and it's just her telling you Ladybug facts

>>724588596 (OP)
I love loli ojisans

Is the Jordan SR card any good?

>>724588596 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-qwgDbe1nps

>>724594139
Oh god she truly is autistic

>Doto is gone
>Never got her
I am a failure of a toreina

>>724593885
i don't care about meta, I think she's cute so I want to scout her
I just want to know if I'll get the free carats before her banner expires

>>724594412
Spark the anniversary banner bwo

Germans are cringe

>>724594518
qrd on this?

>>724594139
>>724594309
>Germans

>>724593731
>>724593035
So Eishin has individually animated tits right? Like Super Creek, that makes them look even bigger. Anyone else who has that characteristic?

>>724594608
Everyone is reran all at once so you can spark for anyone

>>724594608
Anniversary will have a banner that has an increased 3* rate spread out across the entire cast, but will let you spark any Uma.
Spark for Doto and hope you get some other Umas you like along the way.

Thank fucking god there's THIS thread. I don't even know what that other thread is.
CM round 1 in 3 days btw

>>724594461
You should, we are getting the anniversary gibs right in time

>>724594853
I've wasted around 17k karats to get Doto (got regular McQueen and Gold City), so I'll probably won't save enough for pulls at the anniversary

>>724588596 (OP)
Aircraft carriers are hot tho.

>>724594853
>increased 3*
Isn't the 3* chance still the same? And the pool is so diluted that you can't really luckshit the one you want

>>724595034
>pulling without a spark

Rolling for Doto was not smart

>>724594235
>50 specialty priority
>stamina bonus 1
>medium Corners
>decent events
she's okay as a second stamina card, could have been good this CM if she came out earlier since straightaways work well in this track

>>724595068
I play around 30 mins each day and don't buy karats with regular money. It's honestly a miracle I've managed to get that much. Well, at leat I got a solid long and mile runners out of this

>>724595118
>Rolling for Doto was not smart
getting doto is best thing that has ever happened to me on this game after that fuckfest of a career seuin sky has. I was so happy that doto is not hard to train, now im having fun raising my oshi.

>>724595057
Well considering there are a lot I want and I haven't managed to luckshit my way to literally all of them, its not that much of a downside

Anyone got the Natie card?

>>724595036
>>724588596 (OP)
OP is depicting the wrong Enterprise, from the Cold War. The Azur Lane character is of the WW2 version
The historical CV-6 was like a shounen protagonist, fighting from the beginning of the Pacific War to the end, in almost every major engagement
I dont know what the fuck the USN was thinking not preserving that ship out of all the ships of the war

>>724591730
man curse that gentilfag fanartist for turning me into one

>>724595272
I got doto and opera on the same account and im wigging out because i cant fucking put together an ace setup for either of them for the CM

>>724590843
Getting her tiny tail and all that hair through the panty tail hole must be such a pain in the ass.

What's the /v/erdict?

Oh boy now I can make my hag even haggier

Oh no! Taiki is going to take me to jail...

>>724594905
cool
I guess I can try rolling now, and then finish the spark when we get gibs if my luck is awful

>>724595543
Oh shit actually looks kinda decent

The booba uma

>>724595547
And she will make you watch behind bars. Sorry but if you like taiki you are cuckold.

>>724595734
What did she mean by this?

OH N-

>>724595547
Look at those guns

>>724595746
Racing partner means Uma. Uma=female. Can't be cucked by another Uma.

>>724595504
>I got doto and opera
same here, got opera while trying to get doto, sadly i got no place for her in long, maybe in the next medium, cant do it on leo cause im doing double debuff to support doto as my ace.

>This is a space probe according to Nasu
I don't even play FGO.

>>724595543
I value training effectiveness a lot so not having any is a pretty big negative. The skills and events are good so I think Creek + her on a 2400 medium course could make sense, for shorter courses there would be better combinations.

>>724595835
Remember Torenah, you were trained for this, get the whistle

>>724595860
What about other human?

Virgo cup? Yeah, I'm running Seiun Sky, Summer Maruzensky, and Smart Falcon, why do you ask?

Are you ready for Leo, trainer?

>>724595543
Haven't seen her skills but Tosen looks pretty good.
Still Cafe's got the race bonus, fan bonus, best special prioirty, and training effectiveness to boot. Mayano is pretty comparable to her, but I still rank Cafe a bit higher.

Now I'm looking at her abilities
>Long shot
>Medium corners/straights
>Ramp up
>Pace straightaways

It's decent but not really anything to write home about. Nothing about her really wows me, but she's decent.

Also Zenno Rob Roy is arguably better too.

>724595746
hmm, maybe a /v/ma-oy neigh alliance would be a good idea...

>>724596036
>Virgo Cup
>Seuin Sky is best ace again
time to destroy my mental state again.

>>724595923
>events are good
They seem decent however, how we feeling about this localization? Like do they really need to lean into the zoomer speak this hard?

How are our clubs holding up against the final spurt?

>>724595746
Stop this slander of my wife.
She only wants her torena's (my) attention.

>>724596121
Bro you don't get it
if you like ANY uma, you're a cuck!

>>724596272
Please don't reward him with a (You)

>Pull her in first 10 pull
>Hot Spring Ticket in 1st run
Okay Eishin is my oshi.

well, I've rolled 100 times, and not gotten Eishin
I'll wait until my freebies come in before I roll the next hundred
I swear I'm actually cursed. I only got 2 new uma in all of those

>>724596265
Seem to be doing pretty good honestly

>>724595379

My wife was really eager to see me

>>724596272
Ignore the cuck schizo, and if he makes threads in response then ignore those too

Incredible.

>>724595746
>if you like taiki you are cuckold.
True. That's why I like Japanese uma instead of American uma

i dont know almost anything about this game but /v/ made me search up this uma and i have to say that her voice is pure sex

>>724596462
>Only got third uncap for SR Fuku and new SR Ryan card
Usually cards go well enough for me, ah well

>>724596265
I've noticed that despite doing my best to do extra careers my club is not moving an inch forwards, in fact in some ways it's losing ground, people must be truly desperate for that A+ rank

>>724596272
>(my)
Taiki is MY wife though??? Back the fuck off?!?

>>724596536
>oshit

>>724596554
You should watch some of her concerts. Her singing range is incredible.

>>724596554
Fenomeno (freak in Spanish) is a treasure.

>>724596554
>her voice is pure sex
She LITERALLY sounds like a man.

>>724596554
I want to see this Uma wearing cutesy dresses

>>724596625
Heh, thanks for posting a new picture of MY wife to save for my collection.

are accounts actually seeded for your rolls?
will I always be a lucklet no matter what banner I roll on? I don't want to wait months between rolls....

>SEAmonkey
"Therefore, I tell you, her many sins have been forgiven—as her great love has shown. But whoever has been forgiven little loves little.” -Luke 7:47

>>724596479
Just skip Yasuda Kinen Y2 if you're G1 maxing and do it Y3, it's absolutely not worth it. The Tenno Autumn/Kikuka/Shoka - Queen Elizabeth II - Japan Cup / Mile Cup cycle is fine cause you can infirmary afterwards if you get skin outbreak.

>>724596248
She just like me fr fr

How's this Brian?

Got her on my free one pull

>>724596618
>in fact in some ways it's losing ground
You might have a flatliner problem

>>724596885
explode

>>724596885
Krautits with krautism...

>1200 speed, S Medium, 3 green skills, 800 stam with green skills, 2 gold recovery, Playtime's over
>no groundwork
Of course

This is important besides maru, doto and oguri who are the main contenders for the stakes?

>>724597008
Maru won't be a contender because people will bring four dominator hybrids

Will be pullan' tomorrow, 100 rolls on Wit Nature, on a friday, after work, with a glass of wine in hand. Wish me luck!

>>724596554
Cute horse

>>724597062
https://youtu.be/46prLE8IDG8?t=129

>>724595426
Especially considering people kept offering to buy her but it was better to scrap for some reason.

>>724597008
Posted in a previous thread:

>Doto
>Oguri
>Rudolf
>Ryan
>Summer Maru
>Summer Special Week
>BASE Special Week
>Wedding Mayano Top Gun
>Nice Nature
>Winning Ticket
>Golshi
>Tachyon
>Brian
>Super Creek
>>>>>>>>>>>Taishin

Sounds hard to believe but I've seen all of these win Leo practice rooms or at the very least placed highly.

>>724596884
Not perfect but should be able to survive I think

>>724596885
She's hot but there are umas I like more..m fuck I wish this game wasn't a gacha

>>724596554
https://youtu.be/-daKC9qYac0?t=562

>>724597040
When you only have one ace to enter for the /v/stakes, your debuffer probably isn't gonna be "the one".

It's gonna be a fuck ton of pace chasers most likely, just like every 18 player practice race we do has a blob of like 10-14 pace chasers. Entering a strong S. Maru is basically a guaranteed win in a room like that

>>724596885
FUCK YOU

My beautiful autismo wife

>>724597008
Tachyon, Brian, Rudolf and Base/Summer Chud

>>724596858
I know it would be better to skip, but I also don't have many Yasuda sashes. Just went for it because surely I won't get fucked by a debuff.

>>724597062
>>724597073
He lost his balls btw

But is flash for (You)?

>>724597272
yes, i ate them ! yumy

>>724597287
Let us consult the chart.

>>724597107
I wouldn't count on Ticket or Taishin, I'm running them in the practice rooms but I'm not putting them in the stakes.

>>724597401
You can put them in the Miss stakes

>>724597421
Wtf

>>724597401
>not entering your ticket
But she's fucking incredible. You have to!
Taishin has been underperforming, but your Ticket has won a few of these. Which one are you entering instead?

>>724597348
>no Super creek

>>724597348
THE KRAUT IS FAR RIGHT! BASED ALERT

>>724597453
That was quick

>>724597421
Hearty kek

I heard the new Neicha card is really good. Is she worth pulling or should I be saving up for Riko/Rice?

managed to roll Eishin Flash after 116 pulls
my carat supply is down to 5k. But I got Gold City as a bonus, so I can't complain

>>724597348
>transcend right at still in love's active level
>gentildonna more active than curren and top cun
huh

>>724597506
>expanding the image
those charts are always pure bullshit. Not even gonna look to see what's in it

>>724596983
What deck?

Will we ever be able to skip/fast forward the crane event?

>>724597494
Teio. She's honestly been doing worse in the rooms than both Ticket and Taishin, but I always bring Teio. It's my dream to get her to win the stakes one day.

>>724597348
Vivlos spotted.

>>724597552
She's got On Your Left and some other good things about her, but much stronger at MLB. Good if you want lates.

Riko/Rice are more just for the upcoming scenario, but nice nature wit should stay good for a while. You get 100 free rolls on the riko banner, and you could roll 100 more to spark it.

I'm too poor to spark either of them. Up to you

>>724597618
I really don't agree with your choice...but I respect it. It's a shame we won't be seeing your ticket because she's great, but it's your call at the end of the day.

>>724597654
TORE-CCHI DEWA

This is important and will determine whether I roll for her or not, which bundesliga team does eishin flash like

>Can't work towards making new team trials umas because they'd just become obsolete as soon as the new scenario comes out in a week
>Can't work on making better CM aces because they'd just become obsolete as soon as the new scenario comes out in a week
>No event to grind
>Nothing left to do with my TP except either gamble on parent runs (extremely boring) or do fan-grinding runs (extremely boring)
This is gonna be a rough week. Any ideas for funny meme builds I could try to break up the monotony?

>>724597761
https://youtu.be/Fz9M27-ZSJI?t=117

>>724597618
Based Teiobro. Stay strong, and godspeed.

>>724597798
Schalke 04

>>724597601
I got double circle affinity

>>724590151
Zoomies never learned what that word meant.

>>724597806
Yeah make an uma for the hopeless stakes for the /v/ triple crown race. You can only use 1 SSR card (probably just kitasan black) and the other 5 cards must be rare cards

>>724597798
BVB do not roll for her

>>724597871
Double circle with maru as her grandma
God damn how many g1s did you stack?

>>724597798
Filthy Bayern fan

>Fukutard curses a Seuinlet again last night
>Documentarian still missing
So who's taking charge of the cringe compilation now?

>>724597806
Put up the first umas that reach speed cap and 850+ stamina
>but medium S
forget it
>but power
forget it
>but that seccond accel unique from the grandparent
forget it

>>724597806
Prepare for the /v/ triple crown

>>724597806
>>>Can't work on making better CM aces because they'd just become obsolete as soon as the new scenario comes out in a week
To be honest you're probably not gonna be able to make a better CM ace with the new scenario in the small amount of time + borrows we have, most people won't be able to especially since most people barely know the ins and outs of the new scenario and are going in blind.

>>724597105
Hishi Miracle being fat and hating pools is a joke I'm still going to laugh at when I'm 80 and barely cognizant.

>>724598001
How many carats do you get out of it

>>724597954
not EVERY single fuku-curse/seiunlet needs to be documented.
When Seiunlets have a huge meltdown again, then it will be time

>>724597910
I just tried to win every G1 I could so 10-15 each. And Bourbon is the best legacy for Maruzensky

>>724598057
You get free agendaposting, PR towards your uma and fun

>>724597798
Considering that her parents live close to Düsseldorf it probably is a team in Nordrhein Westfalen. So Köln or Dortmund most likely

>>724597105
Cute!

>>724598104
>fun

Is there a website to look at the models more closely?

100% for you

>>724597054
Good luck, toreinah-san!

>>724598297
Man, she really is just one heat cycle away from kidnapping you to Germany.

But the real question is who's training flash for leo?

what's this /v/ hopeless stakes i'm reading of, i had a busy week and am just now hearing about it

>>724597054
This 7 will guarantee you get at least two Nice Natures in those pulls!

>>724598413
7 on the filename doesn't count.

>>724598297
I want to roll her already, but the maximally efficient way to do so is to use the free daily and 50 paid carats rolls until the last day, and only then spend my hoard. She wouldn't want it any other way.

>>724598367
>>724597717
she plans the whole trip in secret

>>724598413
>7 seconds
Impressive.

>>724598373
After every CM we play a few 18man races with our best horses, 1 uma per anon, and the most consistent winner becomes the un-official queen of the threads for like a month.

People need to remember that Shiraoki-sama is a trickster Goddess when trying to invoke gets.

How is that other thread still alive lmao?

>>724598373
The /v/ triple crown a bunch of races for >fun
I don't have the graphic saved but
>Gl/v/e stakes
Bring your failed ace runs
>Green devil cup
You must run 4 guts cards
>Hopeless stakes
R cards only + the card you borrow

Winner gets bragging rights for his uma that's about it

>>724597054
Based. Me too
>Just got paid
>Stocks doing really well
>No other vices other than Uma
Haven't pulled for cards since Kitasan so hopefully I get some good SRs at least

>>724598593
Do we have dates on these?

>>724597348
I don't think I would've placed Fuji that high

>>724598593
Okay, so the strategy is:
Haru Urara, inherit front runner sparks, groundwork, angling and scheming, 2 greens to make it look like a failed ace, but also use 4 rare guts cards.
She will win every race

>>724598724
November 16th for Gl/v/e, 23rd for Devil, 30th for Hopeless. As a side note, how would you guys feel about limited umas for certain races? I'm not sure if I want to do it or not to fit one of the themes for December.

>>724598724
Found it
>>724159413
I already have an ace done for glue

>>724596554
>>724596769
tomboy humiliation is so hot and cute

>>724598845
>how would you guys feel about limited umas for certain races?
Maybe in the future but this is the first one so

>>724598845
How am I supposed to farm Virgo Aces and /v/ triple crown aces for 3 (THREE) RACES in such a short time?

>>724597717
>>724597453
Eishin's Eishins make my Wille become the big Wille

>>724599098
Anon it's just for fun you don't have to tryhard, its a one and done lol

>>724599098
Read the explanation: >>724598875

one is leftover aces aka rejects
one is for meme guts cards runs
one is for R card runs

not to be taken that seriously

>>724597105
God I love this fatass.

>There are already 8 MLB Nice Nature cards available to borrow
I shouldn't really be surprised but damn. I might give it a try for Aoharu, my late surgers have very little deck leeway for now.

>>724598942
It's just a thought for the future. If you want a preview, my current idea for one race late December is the Arima Kino, which would limit you to umas with an E rank or lower in Long races. But too many limits to which girls you can run in the first place might get tiring or annoying and I do worry it'll just be a Smart Falcon wins race, so any suggestions are appreciated.

>>724599098
I wouldn't take it too seriously. Gl/v/e is for failed runs so you'll always be able to join that at minimum without trying. The other two are just to add variety to non-borrow runs. Sometimes it gets tiring doing fan or parent runs. Aoharu will probably throw a wrench into the later ones though so I'll have to see how it changes things.

I seriously hope I'm not expected to register RIGHT NOW I still have NO FUCKING ACE. Should I give up and reuse my taurus winner?

>>724599198
Eishin already drained me today... i have to take this if I want to keep going at it...

How does uma milk taste?

>>724599376
You have 72 hours to register and can change your league at any point during the next 3 days.

Assuming you need two tries on average to get a "good enough" team trial horse we'll have to do thirty runs to update our teams once Aoharu is out.

>>724599308
The latter two are easily verifiable but how can you tell if a racer really was a reject or not

Halloween alts when?

>>724599438
>Not Dantsu Flame
ONE JOB

>>724599376
you have 95 hours to get new aces after registering

>>724599508
I remember one anon saying Mummy Creek at like late november

>got Eishin with 20 rolls
Well fuck... I fully expected to have to spark for her. The fuck do I do now?

>>724599497
The rating limit for Gl/v/e is B+, at least for November. December will probably raise the limit due to Aoharu.

>>724599454
I'm gonna grind the fuck out of Aoharu for TT, my team is in dire need of an upgrade, some of its members are umas from runs I did 3 months ago. Though I hate that I'll need to read guides again, both for Aoharu and TT umas because I don't know how to do those differently from regular Umas aside from more skills for points

>>724599497
He forgot to mention the part where you can't bring anyone higher than B+ for Gl/v/e Stakes. Also no borrows for the other two races, bring your own parents.

>>724599497

>Tired of not getting Medium S? Kitasan betrayed you to go to wit for the third time in a row? Don't toss those failed runs, bring them here! Turn mistakes into miracles and show everyone who the queen of the glue eaters really is.
>Settings will be Takarazuka Kinen, Good Cloudy weather, Awful Mood.
>B+ and below Umas only.

>>724599508
Late November-Early December

>>724599625
You do the same thing as any anonymous that was luckier than me, EXPLODE

>>724599625
Manhattan Cafe?

>>724599316
What so good about Natie card and is she worth not using Kitasan?
Is it just the acceleration?

>>724599454
Thats fun though, things to do AND you don't have to do them all at once

>>724599625
Roll for support cards, silly.
Horses are fun but what makes you a good toreina are strong cards.

>>724599508
>>724599623
https://uma.moe/timeline

>>724599438
>no Super Creek

>>724599625
Time to spark Riko anon you've been blessed

>>724599721
She's a wit card bro, she's not replacing Kitasan.
She gives you On Your Left which is a very strong late surger skill that you can only get from guts cards right now. She's an all around good stat booster with good events, better at MLB. Not really recommended unless you're a dedicated late trainer, but good to have

>>724599640
>I don't know how to do those differently from regular Umas
You just get the stam minimum for the distance you're using your uma for and stack as many gold skills as possible while getting her stats as good as possible. Also get Concentration on EVERY uma. That's pretty much it. I've been perma Rank 6 with an absolute shit tier deck it's not difficult.

>>724597871
wow, what wit do you normally get per run? I don't have high LB Sweep or King but I feel like I should be getting to 1200 spd reliably but it doesn't happen more often than not.

Comments on this Suzuka, please. She's there so S. Maru doesn't get gangbanged by pace chasers.

>>724599721
She gives you on your left, lots of wit and lots of energy

>>724599781
I love Creek, I hope my Creek Ace can win things, but I doubt it, the average autist/whale is still much stronger. And she has no chance at the /v/ictory stakes

>>724599958
If you're worried about your SMaru, you could step on more WIT and try and get skills that debuff when you're in front or don't rely on your position

>>724597717
Was kawakami princess that good or what?

>>724599990
>she has no chance at the /v/ictory stakes
Anon....remember the top gun that first won was a B+ shitter

>>724599958
Looks pretty good if she's just there to run along S. Maru. Will probalby win a race or two if S. Maru gets blocked or has a late start or whatever.

I built a shitty Daiwa to run alongside my S. Maru and she accidentally blocked her due to her gate placement (Daiwa was inside, S. Maru stayed behind her even after her unique went off). It happens but sometimes you block yourself, but looks like she'll win either way. Strong Suzuka even if a bit lower on the power side

>>724599890
I forgot to mention the three umas running the same distance should have different running styles.

>>724599958
Looks good but if she ever takes the lead she's gonna lose without redshift

>>724599859
>>724599983
Fuck I really want that card, but I can't really afford it, support banners are so bad for SSRs :[

>>724600087
NTA but I don't really agree. Angling and scheming is really all you need for a front to accelerate. Red shift is good to have but not mandatory. Vast majority of S. Marus don't have it and they do just fine

>>724600080
Everyone is MUCH stronger now + Pace Chaser Blob

>>724600143
I know that feel man, I really know that feel. I used my 10 support tickets and rolled 10 more with my free carats, but I REALLY need to save for Kitasan.

Maybe we'll get lucky with those 100 free rolls for Riko. But yeah I wish I could just whale support banners sometimes. It's pretty unfair

>>724600143
>Got an SSR card within first 10 rolls once
>It was fucking Ryan guts card
At least she should be useful in Green Devil, I hole
>>724599859
Fuuuuuck, I like late surgers, it where all the best girls are!

>>724600059
Stranded S.Maru will get eaten alive by pace chaser since there's no other front to push each other.

7 fingers up Oguri butt

>>724600253
There was a strong Super Creek that won a few rooms here yesterday. Anything is possible, you just have to BELIEVE

>>724600297
>7
What the HELL

does umas has equine vulvas???

>>724600340
Nah, they're just humans with horse tails and ears and weird mysterious biology.

>have to do 20 more runs of an uma that can consistently win Kikuka Sho before I can get Creek to potential 5
I thought the shop was supposed to get better?

>>724600286
From my experience that's not always the case. It puts you at a disadvantage, but you only tend to lose if you get hit by multiple dominators, even if she is the only front, assuming you built her pretty strong.

Either way NTA but your Suzuka is strong enough to win alongside Maru even if they fight with each other a bit. I think it's a strong choice

>>724600384
Does that biology extend to their coochies?

>>724600394
Just wait four more months till the full year anniversary bro! THAT'S when the big QOL changes are coming

Okay how much do umas actually weigh? Could I pick up an umalet like brian easily?

>>724600442
Nope. They got human bits down there
looks like you'll have to go back to /mlp/ for that stuff

>>724600480
Wrong Narita, the umalet is taishin

>>724600286
I'm talking about Suzuka since that power won't be enough for her to do anything useful, other than acting as another front

>>724600340
nah
they fart and piss a ton tho

What am I in for?

>>724600590
With firm conditions she's got 730ish power. Really not the worst, she'll sustain the lead if she's in front assuming angling goes off, even with the uphill section. I don't really agree, but that's not my Suzuka either lol. He should probably test it

>>724600480
>Could I pick up an umalet like brian easily?
how would she react to your attempts?

>>724600480
>160cm (5'3")
very easily

If SMaru doesn't win if there isn't another front, why doesn't everyone just run paces and lates?

Is this any good? Or trash due to the lack of white sparks?

>>724600742
She has zero speed growth, so be prepared for that. She build stamina easy.

You won't have enough fans to get your unique upgraded if you don't do any optional G1s. You should try and do Japan Cup or some other ones along the way

>>724600853
HOLY

>>724600590
Anything more than 600 power on a Leo front runner is a bonus, and only matters if you're trying to compete for the lead, which isn't the case with that suzuka

>>724600817
>If SMaru doesn't win if there isn't another front
She still wins a lot of the time even if she's the only one.

>why doesn't everyone just run paces and lates?
That's what everyone is doing in these rooms, there's hardly any fronts. But when I enter S. Maru even by herself she has a tendency to win even with the sole front runner debuff, and I don't even have the strongest Maru here

>>724600853
This is good but not amazing, worth using

>>724600853
It's good man, you've got the most important ones there and 3 starred to boot. Most white skills are just bonus to have and useless to what you're doing.

Umalator is claiming this Golshi is performing better as a pace chaser. Am i missing something? There must be something up with the website.

>>724600853
Pretty damn decent especially if you're starting out. 3* URA is goated.

>>724600853
This is cursed in a funny way. Probably reasonable as a grandparent but you'll want strong affinities to fish for URA spark procs. Could even upgrade it later on for full 3s but you'll likely have better candidates.

Why does Akebono looks like she's 2 meters tall when she's only 5'11?

>>724601020
Please take the umalator with a grain of salt.
It only simulates you against one other racer. It's a useful tool, but it's not the end all be all. Do not run your golshi as a pace chaser lol.

>>724600529
Brian is kind of a manlet since she looks like a cool character but is deceptively small.

>>724600815
which umas are the ones that (You) imagine the most?

I like this game

>>724600529
There are 3 Naritas
>Top Road
>Taishin
>Brian

>>724600815
There's no fucking way Brian is that short isnt she supposed to be like cool and dangerous

>>724600853
Keep it, you won't get this lucky again. Remember to bookmark that uma

>>724601231
Anon.....she's scared of her shadow, sleeps with a teddy bear and doesn't eat vegetables she's just autistic

>>724600742
>Phew... My body feels a bit heavy.

>>724601231
anon she only poses as an edgelord

>>724601171
Mayano and the director. Fucking teases the both of them

>>724601292
>she's just autistic
That's every fucking uma

>>724600742
THE FACE

>>724601417
Neicha and King seem pretty normal and well adjusted. Maybe that's why they're jobbers. They need more autistic fixations to be able to unlock their uma potential to the fullest

>>724601292
I am now interested in Narita Brian, fuck you.

Two Leo rooms to test my backup ace. Bring any.
57084702
42575512

>>724601205
POV:

DID SOMEONE SAY

>>724601231
The only uma you could classify as dangerous is Dream Journey and she's 145 cm tall

>>724601491
>King
>well adjusted

>>724601491
neicha seems to be the most down to earth so far yeah

>>724601491
>Neicha
>Well adjusted
She's laughing at Rudolf's puns, that's a sign of mental illness

>>724601171
Curren Chan, that event where her roommate sneaks you the dorm key and you go there and find her passed out... just... imagine.

>>724601491
Mejiro McQueen and Fenomeno are pretty normal too

>>724601563
*severe mommy issues aside, she's very earnest and normal thinking behind the facade

>>724600815
>brian is 5'3
Fuck this gay earth.

>>724601586
Fat fuck

>>724601491
>manipulate mayano to sleep for the whole s2 season
>well adjusted
I'm sorry you got deceived by her niceness.

>>724601531
They aren't actually that big in the game tbf

>>724601632
>t. air groove

>>724588596 (OP)
What trick? Cute girls are not a trick

I'll be honest with you, I never paid attention to the menus on the left, I'm embarrassed to admit I found out about it just now
https://files.catbox.moe/lmywim.webm

>>724601865
>menus
>on the left

>>724600480
Their weight is "unknown" so it's whatever you want.
Unlike with uma physical power being canonically big, they pussied out of openly stating that they weigh the same as the real horses.

>>724601347
fatter

>>724601865
>>724601916
>on the left
On the right*

Which uma dresses the sluttiest

>>724601865
You can change the bgm while playing? What the fuck

>>724601948
Taiki Shuttle

>>724601865
Special Needs-kun...

>>724601973
That's just a normal outfit in burger land though

Can you unclaim a title? I don't like this one

>>724601948
1 - Mihono Bourbon
2 - Fantasy Condor
3 - Fuji Kiseki

THE ASS OF THE FRANCHISE

>>724601231
All umas are shorter than you think. Even the giantess uma Akebono is only 5'9". So Brian is still taller than half of them.

>site is shitting itself again
so is this gonna be an every day occurence now?

>>724602024
A NEWBORN FUKUTARD
GET HIM BOYS

>>724601231
>she supposed to be like cool and dangerous
this ain't Star Blossom

>>724602070
Anybody else seeing the sheer SIZE of this uma's head?

>>724602075
I'm gonna guess either /pol/ or /r9k/ is being visited by the glowies right now

>>724602075
With how ham the botters and autistic schizos have been going, probably.

>>724602158
It do be like that, Mr. Hiro.

>"Toreina-san, can I schedule my own training for a day?"
>Sure why not
>
bitch, WHAT THE FUCK

Never give up!

>>724601171
Dream Journey. I like to imagine me trying to be sneaky with gifts, only for her to be suspiciously good at guessing them, or when she can't spy on me, giving me a coldly hostile glare when I try to be coy about what I've been up to. I just love her eyes. The way she looks threatening without doing much at all gives me a proper fear boner. She could fold me in half at any moment if I piss her off, but she doesn't because she's for me and me alone.

>>724602235
>She is ONE OF THOSE

>>724602235
You didn't need to click Wit anyway

>>724601530
Fix your damn site, Hiro

>>724602235
Each uma has a gimmick in their story run. You have to work with it

>>724602150
But I'm right here with (you).

>>724602235
That's the face of an uma that knows what she's doing.

>Need to schedule Hopeful Stakes as an optional race because of fan requirement
>4 person double rainbow plus Akikawa on speed shows up on the same turn
fffffffffffffffffFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

>>724602075
First they make us fill out these stupid fucking captchas then they make us wait for two centuries to get one to fill out with nine thousand connection errors inbetween
ive HAD IT

>>724602316
That rudolf looks kinda saucy but shouldn't it gas out with so little stamina?

>Get night owl
>It doesn't proc for 10 turns
>"Heh, what a lucky ru-"
>Die to H*peful Stakes
THIS IS MY SECOND BORROW IN A ROW FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUUUUUCK YOOOOOOOOOOOOOU

>>724588596 (OP)
>horsegirls
>they've average woman height instead of 8 feet tall
I hate chinks so much. Drone people.

LET ME POST

>>724602235
Oh nyo! Not a mood up and 3 friendship raises. I need to recover energy despite being practically full and I need that Hesitant Pace Chasers hint

Damn, this Neicha card seems kinda good

>>724602316
Did S.Maru proc angling against the Rudolf? I see that she also is vulnerable to hybrid debuffers since she has relatively low wit.

>>724601930
Their weights are unknown because I am still not done increasing them

>Trainer Event: The Fucking Site is Down!
>Mood Down

>>724602316
>neither of Oguri's heals procced
T-thanks.

>>724602235
BASED

>>724602463
Yeah, and LB1 is all you need since that unlocks her second wit bonus.

>>724601973
She should have smaller tits and act less slutty

This must be /v/mapyoi's fault!!!!

>>724602463
>15 training effectiveness
>strong race bonus
>good events
>double wit bonus
She does seem pretty strong especially if the scenarios are going to favor wit cards going forward but
>MLB
le sigh, I'll be lucky to get 0LB.

>>724602415
Average Asian woman*. They are so tiny.

>>724602575
>pls be less American

Did the site get slacker?

>>724602329
What's Teio's gimmick?

>>724602575
>t. Seethezuka

>finally get some cards to play with
>i'm a fucking retard and didn't save monies for cards
LMAO
and we have like 5 days before CM
I'm gonna die in the mines

>>724602625
She's constantly teleporting between two locations due to a peculiar wish she was granted, but I don't want to spoil the nitty gritty of it

>>724602463
FUCK THE FREE PULLS SHOULD'VE BEEN FOR THIS, I DON'T CARE ABOUT RIKO OR TRASH SHOWER

>>724602625
She's bratty and demands attention

>>724602587
You can get another copy with the half anniversary selector

I think ____ should have _____ and _____

>>724602680
KEK

>>724602625
You gotta change her diapey.

>>724602587
It doesn't look too bad even at 0LB

>>724602625
Third fracture

>>724602374
does this whore do anything other than throw tantrums

Should I use my 100 pulls on Riko or Natie nature? I kinda am feeling Natie and just borrow Riko cuz I assume she is only good for Unity.

>>724602625
We are going to give you an even harder version of a race that already filters anyone else with it in their career. I want to give an extra special fuck you to Tenno Sho Spring.

>>724602729
Sweep Tosho, vegetables, greens

>>724602729
I think Oguri Cap should have more food and be fatter

Finally, the infirmary worked I've been unable to post for 20 minutes

>>724602793
100 on Riko
Why?
Because imagine you do 100 on Natie and you don't get jack.

At least with Riko you can guarantee a spark and get a good card out of it

>>724602415
Yeah we get it you like women when they are tall and manly with square jaws

>>724602729
I think everyhorse should have cock and balls

... i got 15 support tickets in my pocket
should i roll on Nice Nature?
i already have the MLB Kitasan

>>724588596 (OP)
Never understood how they bust never get smaller if they exercise that hard.

>>724602793
I don't think you can choose, that would be a game changer if you could though

>>724602793
If you're talking about free pulls, that's not for you to decide, bucko

>>724602884
Save the full spark for Riko

>>724602729
I think Taiki Shuttle should have my love and my children.

WE BACK?

How's your final bits of CM round 1 prep going?
For me, I have 3 umas that potentially could win a race if the stars align. That's good enough at this point.

>>724602787
Why is she like this?

>>724602947
I DON'T HAVE SHIT

>>724602575
Is this the rise of anti-taiki schizo

>>724602941
WE GAAN

Teio LOVE! This /v/ictory stakes win will fix her PR

>>724602947
Another day
another slightly better Grass Wonder
My other two are strong, but I need her to be stronger

>>724602947
I have one maybe servicable Golshi
>No Medium S
>~350 wit
maybe...

Trio of Leo
Bring 3

29106797
61087790
65940956

>>724602947
i am in good enough territory might get into the A finals and possibly luck myself into plat but extremely unlikely

>>724602729
I think grass wonder should have a smaller waist and a bigger ass

>>724603026
W-Where did she go?

>>724602947
I just lost two of my borrows to H*peful

>>724603026
Why doesn't kind use her teleportation ability to win the arima kinen?

>Summer Banner gone
>no one has posted a webm of special week shaking her ass in Endless Dream
shame on you

OKAY DO I ROLL FOR FLASH OR NO?

>>724603086
That's posted daily anon

>>724603091
If you have to ask us, the answer is "no"
Carats are precious, you must only roll for your favorites.

Yes

>>724603048
They put poison in her mutton.

I will be the first toreina to achieve a 100%-win rate in CM!!!!! I will claim the title of STRONGEST!!!

>Eishin Flash's VA actually pronounces German correctly.
She says Sturm und Drang perfectly and not Sturmo undo Dranku

>>724603173
Do NOT anger TEH GATE

>>724602947
Round 1 prep is done.

I'm trying to prepare Aoharu parents for round 2 and finals, now. I could potentially go for better aces at the moment, but there's no point when they're going to be obsoleted by the new scenario anyways.

>>724603179
Oh we are back!
>Fuck, Marry, Kill
>Why

>>724603091
Roll one 10 scratch and forget. If you get it, good. If you don't, then whatever.

>>724603243
Ignore the (You) my finger is very fat

>>724603243
Fuck Marry Fuck
Tits

>>724588596 (OP)
None of it would exist without Kancolle.

>>724603243
>Marry,Fuck,Kill
>I'm a rare biwafag and find ticket annoying

Doto.

How do I make a debuffer grass /v/ros?

>>724603243
I don't like any of them like that but I would play videogames with Taishin

>>724603243
>Fuck
Ticket, imagine the cries after sex
>Kill
Biwa, head's too big
>Marry
Taishin, initially the coldest but one of the best girls in the cast, POTENTIALLY the best wife.

>>724603147
I can't believe seiun killed king halo...

>>724602949
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xR1LmG27Q3s
I assume they saw this scene and just roll with it.

>>724603392
Where's his cock?

>Gold inspiration
>Absolute trash useless white sparks and 5/6 blue sparks

>>724603026
Every single room match i joined oguri gets late start and fails to trigger her recoveries
im not even mad anymore its just funny

>>724603392
Why is Doto so fuzzy?

>>724603405
put some wit cards on her and grab hesitant skills + dominator
don't worry about stamina debuffs. You want speed debuffs and lots of wit. There's not that many you have to grab. Position or other stats doesnt matter

>>724603365
>I'm a rare biwafag
>biwafag
>rare
my ass

>>724603463
I ate it.

>>724603493
>Implying there are a lot of us

Watching Doto get serious makes my adrenaline pump.

>>724603026
Good races, no multiple FRs lead to strange happenings
Mayano very close nose in the 3rd

>>724603243
>marry taishin
imagine the cuddling vidya sessions
>indifferent to the other two

>>724603629
That rudolf is INSANE deck?

>>724588596 (OP)
I'll take left
>>724590843
>no hooves
uma musume is for casuals of both horses AND video games because it's a gatcha

>>724603673
go back to /mlp/

>>724603629
I'm sorry, I wish my S. Maru was a little better but I'm just too lazy to redo her with medium S. The double circle green abilities will have to do for now

I'm gonna do a single x10 impulse roll, wish me luck

>>724603724
KEk

>>724603724
Post results

>>724603614
TM Opera moggs every body

Which uma pads her chest?

>>724603783
Taiki Shuttle

Are (You) winning the triple crown /v/?

>>724603614
This is probably the coolest Doto has ever looked in the anime
Need to rewatch this one now that I have a better appreciation of all the umas, currently going through Season 1 now

>>724603671

>>724603715
I understand completely, gave up on S.Maru with how miserable it can be

>>724603835
Horseshit

>>724603868
Whale-sama... I kneel...

>>724603884
Those look like balloons

>>724603783
Fuji Kiseki

>>724603868
God damn anon...I got deck envy

>>724603919
Yeah, water balloons.

>>724603868
>MLB Tazuna, Kita, Creek, and LB3 Teio
Not even judging whale-sama I'm impressed, how much did it cost?

>>724603868
SPLIT YOUR LUNGS WITH BLOOD AND THUNDER

>Charming on the 2nd turn
Could this be the one /v/ros?

>>724603758
The 10x pull of all times, ladies and umas

>>724604062
thought you were rolling on supports

>>724603463
He got castrated. His offspring werent any good, the best most of them managed to do was win a couple regional open races and thats it.
>>724603484
Some honses live in colder regions and develop thicker fur to sustain through it, Doto is one of them. Biwa gets the crown for fluffiest throughbred Jap horse.

>Get spooked by random Sweep early
>Great rainbows and events
>No Medium S
Matikanefukukitaruspin.gif

>>724604030
>t. aishin

>>724604062
>THREE Tachyons
EXPLODE

>>724603884
Truth nvke: Taiki's causal outfit is not good

>>724604059
7 and you get migraine.

No bust size comparison shame.

>>724603243
why are they fucking everywhere are they the 3 stooges of umas

>>724604059
Run like those usually end badly.

>>724604151
Heh, not today fukutard.

>>724604127
I'm not even a taikifag but I think that's a gay opinion. Everything looks about to burst at any moment, it looks great

>>724604059
DO IT SAVE /v/ ANON

>>724604059
Early Charming is a curse.

>>724604059
No Just like Ohtani you will get no hits.

>>724588596 (OP)
For me, it's Norse mythology

>>724604203
It's not like that in-game

She has potential, just need to change cards a bit and get luckier with inspos but I think she can compete in CM.

>>724604127
Horseshit x2

>>724604059
>Posting about your current run
It's over

>>724601865
You can also see what sparks have procced from inspirations

>>724603868
Holy fucking whale, haven't felt this power since the centurial overlord descended.....

>>724604271
No, that's beer

Is it even to get a game over?

>Leo registration is up.
>Still making my Virgo parent.
Fuck it will be another "use my best 9* parent while borrowing." for my Virgo aces.

I will do ONE single pull and get Eishin Flash, I have HOPE

My Neicha looks weird

>>724588596 (OP)
this meme is coded for the kind of tranny who talks black and still says nigger

>>724604360
May Shiraoki guide your pull

>>724604014
Can't remember but it took over 1k today for MLB Wit Natie
Got Air Shakur'd twice

Wow she's a total spergout

>special week fan art barely gets any likes
I can save them

did any of you actually fell for the open league gaslight?

>>724604538
Bigger tits
Sluttier

>>724604480
It's great isn't it?

>>724604279
Noooope! It only counts if you post a screenshot of your run!

>>724604445
Jesus Christ, thank you for keeping the servers on lmao. I've always been curious what DOES a whale do for work?

>>724604542
I couldn't enter open league even if I wanted to because I'm not autistic/retarded enough to get anything less than a B+

>>724604445
Oh man that's brutal anon, but you got her in the end

>>724604445
Share the friend code before it gets filled, I wanna try wit nature

>>724604542
No we didn't daiwabro

>>724604602
BOOMA

>>724604706
Mejiro HOBER

>>724604682
https://chronogenesis.net/friend_search?limit_break_count=4&support_card_id=30054

>beloved revolutionary leader turns into an autocrat himself
Robes/v/ierre...

>>724603868
Isn't Sweep Tosho better than Teio?

I better see a good flash join the stakes, I could see her as Kaiser

>>724604737
>he doesn't borrow from his club bros
sovlless

>>724604682
837647470332
I don't really have a good horse to borrow atm, so better to use the chronolink anon provided
>>724604608
Management at a University for me
>>724604803
Usually yeah I wanted more power for Rudolf but King Halo SR is probably equal if not better than 3LB Teio too

Yo

>>724604798
who will be the lucky anon that takes his place when the guillotine comes? Will he log in on the very last day?

>>724604480
she makes Bourbon look normal

>>724604964
Fuck you, at least Gold Ship gives you 25 stam.

>>724604805
Is she worthy of joining? do we even have an advertisement yet?

>>724604964
I hate this fucking bitch so much it's unreal

>>724604964
Neicha spotted.

>>724604964
GIVE ME MY ENERGY BACK

>>724604936
NTA but gave you a follow, you'll get some points outta me, I'm gonna be building more lates in the future

>>724604538
Why would anyone want to go for someone as generic as Spe? Her gimmick is having two moms and beating some french broad

>>724604964
Pick your Gyaru /v/, but you must pick only one

>>724605148
>Complains about generic
>Posts Bakushin

>>724605182
GOLD CITY

>>724605148
She runs around in a bikini everywhere nowadays and I think that's pretty cool

>>724605182
The one that needs a notepad to write down zoomer slang.

>>724605182
Nah fuck you

>>724605182
Helios.
I don't want to wait two years for her.

>>724604964
>>724605182
Honestly? Palmer could steal my energy any time she wants.

>>724605148
>hair down Bakushin
cute!

>>724605182
Helios

>>724605148
/ourchud/

>>724605182
Bet! WOO!

>>724605182
Jordan is such a cutie, so her

>>724605148
Some people like uma who are straightforward and earnest

>>724605265
>Gold City after attending the umachan fan meetngreet

>>724605182
>Yasuo Tomomichi described Vivlos as a gyaru, which is essentially how the horse girl is portrayed.

>>724605363
VivlASS

>>724605182
Tosen seems like the sluttiest so her

>>724605363
What's her gimmick? All I know is she has the biggest ass

>>724605280
Your energy will be stolen, you have no say in the matter. Which of these would you give you energy to? Not taking stat gains into account.

>>724605191
>tard strength
>cute manga support character
>meme song
There is a lot of things going for her than Spe.

I wish (You) had bigger tits and acted sluttier

>>724605396
Oh no...she's hot!

>>724605182
>Gyaru group
>0 titty monsters
None. How come dorks like the glasses librarian or that fucking dumbass Doto get all the titty sparks?

>>724605445
Out of all these it would probably be Golshi.

>>724605445
I like Ines Fujin, her freckles and hat are cute

>>724605451
Things I tell my wife everyday, I tell you what